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August 13, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (8-13-2013)–???????? Edition
— Maetenloch

All of these are true, and most people know they're true but they're rarely verbalized - and never spoken of in the MSM. But this is the world that we live in.

And if you run afoul of any of these, you'll be denounced as a ~~counter-revolutionary~~ racist and your life will be destroyed as Paula Deen and the MO rodeo clown found out.

I guess it's time for me to go back and re-read some classic Soviet dissident literature for useful tips and ideas.

WWII and American Sexual Predation

Including the real reason the US invaded Normandy.

And when French women weren't available to be violated, American servicemen attacked their own womyn shamelessly as captured in this infamous photo. If you can't see the rape taking place, it's because you've been brainwashed by the patriarchy.

Oliver Stone is a Jackass, Has a Jackass Theory About Hiroshima

Because ducks gotta swim, birds gotta fly, and leftist assholes gotta blame America.

President Biden

Get prepared to say it because he's running. Because retard-Americans need a candidate as well.

NYC Health Department Covering Up Its Own Bedbug Infestation

Who Says Arabs Never Innovate?

Cop Buys Wife-Giving-Birth Story, Only Issues Warning

Your Moral Superiors Are Better Than You, Demand To Be Listened To

Until they actually get noticed by Untermenschen like you.

Where M4's Are Born

A tour of the FN's South Carolina factory.

Also Remington Breaks Ground on a New Ammo Plant

So I guess they've decided that the surge in demand is going to last for a while.

The Return of Omni Magazine

A Complete Guide to Supplements

Including how much science actually backs up the claims about them.

Is it really practical to live in all these awesome modern houses?

Or why the Ferris Bueller house is back on the market at a lower price.

Teh Tweet!

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1 Oh.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 05:58 PM (aDwsi)

2 Oh thank God that other post is off the screen.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 13, 2013 05:58 PM (kQzg4)

3 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at August 13, 2013 05:59 PM (/6EXg)

4 Who'd a thunk it. Oliver Stone is a denier.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 05:59 PM (XkEyZ)

5 Mayor Â“FilthyÂ” Filner: More Equal Than Others By now the well over two dozen women who have come forward to accuse current San Diego Mayor Bob Â“FilthyÂ” Filner of sexual harassment and inappropriate touching, including his hunting for nookie amongst rape victims. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2966 P.S. He watched you while you sleepÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 13, 2013 05:59 PM (Vk2pI)

6 Maet-How is your father?

Posted by: CarolT at August 13, 2013 05:59 PM (z4WKX)

7 Ace is bringing the pain on Twitter, damn! Evening morons.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 13, 2013 06:00 PM (e7uRB)

8 The Fundamental Failure of Welfare One of the problems with the Welfare State is that it conflated Middle Class accoutrements, such as nice homes, with Middle Class values. Simply having the accoutrements of the Middle Class will not make one Middle Class, or instill Middle Class values. It is the work ethic and values of the Middle Class that allowed them to have the nice things; it was their drive and desire to stand on their own two feet and become masters of their own lives that lead to the broad prosperity that is associated with the Middle Class. Welfare mistakenly flip this cause and effect. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2930

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 13, 2013 06:00 PM (Vk2pI)

9 Dear Oliver so we used the nuclear threat against North Vietnam huh? So that explains why everyone was fleeing in 1975? Not because the Democrats in Congress cut Ford off at the knees, thus denying South Vietnam the ability to defend itself.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 06:01 PM (XkEyZ)

10 Oh, thank the dear lord.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2013 06:02 PM (sdi6R)

11 Showtime has a series by Stone, History. I didnÂ’t watch it. I knew it would be distorted. How many kids believe trash that he and others put on television or movies?

Posted by: CarolT at August 13, 2013 06:02 PM (z4WKX)

12 Jessica Rabbit. She's not bad, just drawn that way. And please never stop drawing her that way.
http://tinyurl.com/6lvoqf7

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 06:03 PM (XkEyZ)

13 WWII and American Sexual Predation Japan only occupied Korea to prevent those White racist Americans from forcing Korean women to become sex slaves. China and the North Koreans stood up to protect South Korean women from the racist American rapists.

Posted by: Oliver Stone at August 13, 2013 06:04 PM (Vk2pI)

14 present

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 06:05 PM (8sCoq)

15 Oliver Stone is an enigma, wrapped up in a paradox, and full of the most vile shit this planet has ever expunged. How this man came to be is proof of how insipidly stupid some Americans really are.

Posted by: Per-Bert at August 13, 2013 06:05 PM (cK0tU)

16 Sturm, Ruger announced today that their new NC plant would employ ~450 people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 06:06 PM (aDwsi)

17 Hahahahahahahaha. So I showed my wife the medic alert bracelet pic. Her response, "Yeah, no shit. Except the govt has already seen it and saved it." Love that woman.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 13, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)

18
Carl Rove BSing Greta why a Special Prosecutor isn't required regarding the IRS scandal. Yet.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 13, 2013 06:08 PM (pJF+c)

19 As great as it is to make fun of Hillary's campaign, based as it is on her vagina and frequent flier miles, let's try not to forget the one episode that perfectly sums up her desperate resume-stuffing and myth-making: #BosnianSniperFire

Posted by: xuyee at August 13, 2013 06:08 PM (IKrYw)

20 ""But those people who looked deeper will find out there is a much more cynical explanation," he said, noting the Soviet Union's war on Japan, begun on Aug. 9, was "a strong factor" behind Tokyo's surrender six days later.' Because if anything, the Japanese knew they were going to get pounded by that mighty Soviet Navy...*sarc*. I was surprised that Stone, to my knowledge, didn't use the "we dropped that bomb to scare the Russians" explanation.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 13, 2013 06:09 PM (Mj8qI)

21
Hillary is Obama is a skirt.

-Mark Levin

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 13, 2013 06:10 PM (pJF+c)

22 FYI, "The Warriors" (one of Ace's favorites) is on IFC now...

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at August 13, 2013 06:10 PM (TbJbY)

23 One of the problems with the Welfare State is that it conflated Middle Class accoutrements, such as nice homes, with Middle Class values. Simply having the accoutrements of the Middle Class will not make one Middle Class,>>

Yes because without the threat of death from a strong male family member (best scenario their biological father) few boys will learn the lessons needed to work and earn a living. And not whine Life isn't fair and just knuckle down and do their best.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 06:10 PM (qLnAi)

24 So ... any messaging strategy to combat the 11 Rules for Racism? Mockery helps. More white people constantly making accusations of racism would help. Even bullshit accusations. Some of this is class differences among whites. Basically, the whites getting screwed the most by Affirmative Action and anti-white crime are poor whites ... so complaining about anti-white racism signals lower class. Even talking about salacious anti-white hate crimes like the Knoxville Massacre is considered distasteful by upper class whites. Presumably because upper class white are insulated from anti-white crime and anti-white Affirmative Action admission and hiring practices.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 13, 2013 06:11 PM (Dbxc7)

25 Nice ONT, Maetenloch. The emergency alert bracelet is hilarious yet pratical.

Posted by: no good deed at August 13, 2013 06:12 PM (WmLrU)

26 6 Maet-How is your father?
Posted by: CarolT at August 13, 2013 09:59 PM (z4WKX)

Much better but we're waiting on the results of some critical tests to see what happens next.

Posted by: Mætenloch at August 13, 2013 06:12 PM (Ipvk0)

27 I know of the lovefest between Stone and Showtime over his revisionist history, but my question is has Stone ever admitted to being a devoted Communist/Stalinist? If not, I think he really wants to.

Posted by: Per-Bert at August 13, 2013 06:12 PM (cK0tU)

28 No, Stone's merely a jackass, like John Kerry, who has a real bug up his six, about Latins and Asians. Cubans in JFK and Nixon. Salvadorans played by a Cuban interestingly in Salvador, the Chinese tongs in Day of the Dragon, etc.

Posted by: Armando, owner of Caesar at August 13, 2013 06:12 PM (Jsiw/)

29 And yet upper class blacks complain about racism as much, if not more, than poor blacks. Oprah, a billionaire and one of the most powerful people who've ever lived, just made up a fake racism story and publicly attacked a lowly shop girl to boost her status. Even uber-powerful blacks like Oprah, Obama, and Holder feel compelled to make false racism accusations. For whites, complaining about racism is decidedly low class.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 13, 2013 06:13 PM (Dbxc7)

30
Thank you taxpayer's for the lobster and sushi. Also, a special shout out to Belinda for the great pussy.

Posted by: La Jolla Surfer at August 13, 2013 06:13 PM (pJF+c)

31 21
Hillary is Obama is a skirt.

-Mark Levin

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 13, 2013 10:10 PM (pJF+c)

Hell, Obama is Obama in a skirt.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 13, 2013 06:14 PM (GgPam)

32 Much better but we're waiting on the results of some critical tests to see what happens next.>>

Prayers they go your dads way.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 06:14 PM (qLnAi)

33 Hillary is Stalin in a skirt.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 06:15 PM (AO9UG)

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 10:10 PM (qLnAi)

Yup.... every male child needs the Fear of Annihilation put into them sometime during their Teen years.... either through force of personality, or a good ass whuppin...

It teaches both that they can survive an ass whuppin... but also that it can and will happen if they over reach...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2013 06:15 PM (lZBBB)

35 Much better but we're waiting on the results of some critical tests to see what happens next. Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at August 13, 2013 10:12 PM (Ipvk0) Ok, I obv missed something important while I was gone. What's going on with your dad? How bad?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 13, 2013 06:15 PM (GEICT)

36 Hillary as Stalin, just don't ask where the 'stasche is.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 06:15 PM (XkEyZ)

37 Oprah's fortune has got to be bleeding for her to be wanting this much attention. I think that she thinks that it is still 1986 and this will somehow propel her back to prominence. If so, then this would be one of the few really fucked up miscalulations of her career with the exception of Stedman.

Posted by: Per-Bert at August 13, 2013 06:16 PM (cK0tU)

38 Joe Biden's share of the popular vote could be a bigger number than his IQ and he could still lose.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 13, 2013 06:16 PM (tNNpo)

39 36 Hillary as Stalin, just don't ask where the 'stasche is. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 10:15 PM (XkEyZ) Well, now that you mention it...

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 06:16 PM (AO9UG)

40 It teaches both that they can survive an ass whuppin... but also that it can and will happen if they over reach... Posted by: Romeo13 at August 13, 2013 10:15 PM (lZBBB) Agreed. You need to be hungry for more than a day also.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at August 13, 2013 06:16 PM (XIxXP)

41 Hillary has a long moustache. Hillary has a long moustache.

Posted by: Code Breaker at August 13, 2013 06:17 PM (ZsGdr)

42 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 13, 2013 10:13 PM (Dbxc7)

So....what should I say as a member of the ruling class (but Jewish. Go figure) when I hear someone say, "I had to Jew him down," or some reference to Shylock or the many other pejorative comments about Jews?

Is there a Jewish Civil Rights divisionof the DOJ to which I can direct my complaints?

Because the results of anti-Semitism in the last century have been more significant than any racism in this country.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2013 06:17 PM (gqgiP)

43 #11

The series is direct rehash of old Soviet propaganda. Showtime will never have me as a subscriber again in this century.

http://tinyurl.com/olcxa23

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2013 06:18 PM (kcfmt)

44
Okra made a complete ass of herself when she lied about the sales lady.

Privileged fat ass clunker attempting to gin-up viewership for The Butler, and solidifying her position for the Oscar. Fuck Orca!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 13, 2013 06:18 PM (pJF+c)

45 Oprah's fortune has got to be bleeding for her to be wanting this much attention. I think that she thinks that it is still 1986 and this will somehow propel her back to prominence. If so, then this would be one of the few really fucked up miscalulations of her career with the exception of Stedman. Posted by: Per-Bert at August 13, 2013 10:16 PM (cK0tU) Orca did it as a stunt to promote her new movie.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 06:18 PM (AO9UG)

46 John Edwards was right, in a way- there are 2 Americas.

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 06:19 PM (8sCoq)

47 It teaches both that they can survive an ass whuppin... but also that it can and will happen if they over reach...>>

I remember a great lesson learned as a teen. My dad a golden gloves boxer toyed with me like a cat with a mouse. He went to work the next day with a shiner but proved to me that he could have knocked me out at any point in the match. Big balls teach little boys on the path to men. He took the pain to make me better and I never forgot that lesson.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 06:21 PM (qLnAi)

48 Orca did it as a stunt to promote her new movie.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 10:18 PM (AO9UG)

Nothing will save that movie.

It is more appropriate as a made-for-TV-movie on the History Channel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2013 06:21 PM (gqgiP)

49
The picture of Orca and her main squeeze Gayle in the British press was very telling. Two very overweight black princess' dressed like bag ladies, and they wonder why the clerk was skeptical?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 13, 2013 06:21 PM (pJF+c)

50 Butlernado! In 3-D!

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 06:22 PM (AO9UG)

51 Orca did it as a stunt to promote her new movie.

Yeah, but then you had her bizarre comparison of Trayvon with Emmit Till. Stunts are fine, but I'm sensing a pathology here.

Posted by: Per-Bert at August 13, 2013 06:23 PM (cK0tU)

52 It is remarkable that during this Recovery Summer! of 2013 that movie attendance for SO MANY MOVIES is so poor. What could it be? What could it be?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at August 13, 2013 06:23 PM (v6hyJ)

53 Got a letter from Anthem BC/BS today. Our health care plan will no longer be provided starting next year. We are a small business and not part of a larger group. We are fucked. 1) The check's in the mail 2) The other car is a Mercedes 3) If you like your plan you can keep your plan

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2013 06:23 PM (l3vZN)

54 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 10:15 PM (XkEyZ)

I am reading Roberts' history of WWII.

Stalin was quite the psychopath.

I knew it intellectually, but he gives an example or two that are stunning.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2013 06:23 PM (gqgiP)

55 President Biden was the funniest thing I've read all day.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 06:24 PM (3VBXw)

56
Yes, there ARE 2 Americas--the one that exists and the one the left is trying to create.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 13, 2013 06:25 PM (SAMxH)

57 Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 13, 2013 10:21 PM (pJF+c)

Europe is very, very class (not race) oriented. That she didn't understand that is a testament to her ignorance.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2013 06:25 PM (gqgiP)

58 Not enough films, I was bummed by the mcguffin, in Iron Man 3, liked Reds, might see the next film from Simon Pegg.

Posted by: Armando, owner of Caesar at August 13, 2013 06:25 PM (Jsiw/)

59 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2013 10:23 PM (gqgiP)

Richard Lourie wrote about him a few years ago. Serious daddy issues this one.

Posted by: Per-Bert at August 13, 2013 06:25 PM (cK0tU)

60 51 Orca did it as a stunt to promote her new movie. Yeah, but then you had her bizarre comparison of Trayvon with Emmit Till. Stunts are fine, but I'm sensing a pathology here. Posted by: Per-Bert at August 13, 2013 10:23 PM (cK0tU) Yep

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 06:25 PM (AO9UG)

61 I heard that Stalin's physician was being tortured for suggesting he slow down and take some medicines at the very time Stalin was on his deathbed.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2013 06:26 PM (l3vZN)

62 Yep, Orpah's new movie sure looks like a winner.

Robin Williams as Eisenhower.
John Cusack as Nixon
Alan Rickman as Reagan.

I'm sure we can trust these men to give honest fair portrayals of past GOP Presidents.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2013 06:26 PM (kcfmt)

63 >Yes, there ARE 2 Americas--the one that exists and the one the left is trying to create.

I was thinking more of the one that's soberly engaged with the real world, and the other that's batshit crazy/stupid

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 06:27 PM (8sCoq)

64 Remington building a new ammo plant; teh awesome, especially if they concentrate on .22LR The bad news: Remington Golden Bullet 'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2013 06:27 PM (MBqvE)

65 The Oprah story is silly. In "Pretty Woman" the snooty shopkeeper did not insult Julia Roberts because teh racism, but rather because she looked like a whore. Even if Oprah correctly quoted the clerk, it is more a testament to how she presented herself (stingy bag lady) than a sign of racism. And Steadman is no Richard Gere.

Posted by: wooga at August 13, 2013 06:27 PM (4wjiP)

66 Doomsday Castle after just 25 minutes I am heartily wishing a drone strike happens.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 13, 2013 06:28 PM (XkEyZ)

67 As far as celebrities go Stone is a lefty ass but at least Bono seems to be at least a capitalist and a person who is willing to listen to logic. Got to take what we can with celebrities.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at August 13, 2013 06:28 PM (j2X6g)

68 @Maetenloch,

As usual, an interesting and thought-provoking ONT.

I hope all is better on the home front.

Cheers.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2013 06:28 PM (gqgiP)

69 So that's why we invaded Normandy! Looking to get lucky. And the Germans, those noble guys, were just defending French womanhood. At some point, the leftist scum will reach bottom. Though not yet, apparently.

Posted by: MTF at August 13, 2013 06:28 PM (bDUMn)

70 Orca will destroy herself she can't help it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 13, 2013 06:28 PM (P83PV)

71 Heh, I had no idea Guccione was the owner of OMNI. I knew he had SPIN; back in the day SPIN was good reading and blew Rolling Stone out of the water.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 06:28 PM (3VBXw)

72 It's by the same third level dweeb from Buffy, Danny Strong, behind 'Game Change' so yeah they will get a fair shake,

Posted by: Armando, owner of Caesar at August 13, 2013 06:28 PM (Jsiw/)

73 And the Western Allies pressured the USSR to declare war against Japan because they knew they'd need Russian/Soviet cannon-fodder to take the home islands. BTW, Stalin knew about the bombs before VP Truman did.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 13, 2013 06:28 PM (4qnX5)

74 @8 PH It's a cargo cult for the left. Give people a big house and they shall be Middle Class.

Posted by: RS at August 13, 2013 06:28 PM (YAGV/)

75 47 Oh and how did some punk teen give a golden gloves boxer a shiner? He was blind in his left eye from an accident and I'm right handed.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 06:29 PM (qLnAi)

76 And Steadman is no Richard Gere. Posted by: wooga He's a gerbil!

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at August 13, 2013 06:29 PM (v6hyJ)

77 alan rickman and hanoi jane as the reagans

http://is.gd/gEg2Tx

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 06:29 PM (8sCoq)

78 Orca needs to admit she has a thing for tuna pie.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 06:30 PM (AO9UG)

79 Daniel Zimmerman, eh? That sound Peruvia-ish to me.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 13, 2013 06:31 PM (4qnX5)

80 Hillary is Stalin in a skirt. Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 10:15 PM (AO9UG) Stalin is Hillary with a better mustacheÂ…

Posted by: Leon Trotsky's Icepick at August 13, 2013 06:31 PM (Vk2pI)

81 Yep, Orpah's new movie sure looks like a winner.

Robin Williams as Eisenhower.
John Cusack as Nixon
Alan Rickman as Reagan.

I'm sure we can trust these men to give honest fair portrayals of past GOP Presidents.>>

Who portrays the dems that had black servants in the movie?

Hahahahahhhahahhhhahhhhhaaaahhahahhah

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 06:32 PM (qLnAi)

82
Jane Fonda's proper place in society will forever be the plastic urinal anti-splash insert with her imprinted image. Sold at many veteran confabs to refresh the geezers memory of her traitorous actions in NVN.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 13, 2013 06:33 PM (pJF+c)

83 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 06:33 PM (JMmQ9)

84 oprah is a congenital misrepresenter, even her own family said a lot of her stories were not especially accurate, until she stated buying them houses. problem for oprah in switzerland is some people in other places put their history behind em a long time ago. it will happen here someday.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 13, 2013 06:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

85 7 Ace is bringing the pain on Twitter, damn!

Evening morons.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 13, 2013 10:00 PM (e7uRB)

--Would you copy and paste some of that here, or is it too hard with the phone?

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 06:33 PM (3VBXw)

86 "Got a letter from Anthem BC/BS today. Our health care plan will no longer be provided starting next year. We are a small business and not part of a larger group. We are fucked."

As I've pointed out before, you can see the way the media handle this.

If something generally considered bad is happening in the health insurance marketplace, it's because of the "Affordable Care Act".

If something generally considered good is happening in the health insurance marketplace, it's because of "Obamacare".

Pretty easy to spot examples once you realize what's going on.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 13, 2013 06:33 PM (gqT4g)

87 #71

When they killed off Jonathan in the last season, I felt a little bad.

Now I wish they'd let the character commit suicide in his first appearance as he intended. Without that recurring role he might not have made the connections that let him do a series of movies deeply insulting to conservatives and anyone with a respect for the truth.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2013 06:34 PM (kcfmt)

88 James Marsden for JFK, Liev Schrieber (now in Ray Donovan) for LBJ.

Posted by: Armando, owner of Caesar at August 13, 2013 06:34 PM (Jsiw/)

It took me an hour to get home from work tonight...I live 10 minutes from work...Sigh.

Part of the time was taken up by my quick dash in to Safeway to get a bottle of wine being FUBAR'd by smelly burqa clad women trying to use expired coupons and EBT cards to buy their groceries. Two. In. A. Row. Luckily Safeway was forward thinking enough to employ only Muslim men at this store so the Muslim checker was able to argue loudly with the women for a prolonged period of time. I don't know how it was resolved. I managed to pop into another checkout lane and get my damn bottle of wine and flee.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 13, 2013 06:34 PM (RZ8pf)

90 man this place is slow, it is like watching oprah run towards a plate of broccoli.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 13, 2013 06:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

Holy crap, OMNI. I subscribed to that thing.

Is that bad?

Posted by: Meremortal at August 13, 2013 06:35 PM (1Y+hH)

92 Now that I am happily enjoying the fruits of my labor and have fortunately left the ranks of the funemployed last March, I decided to give myself a treat. Something that starts with a G and rhymes with clock with a 22 as a model number. And 250 rounds of 180 grain goodness. Cannot wait for this weekend.

Posted by: Per-Bert at August 13, 2013 06:35 PM (cK0tU)

93 It took me an hour to get home from work tonight...I live 10 minutes from work...Sigh. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle you must have gone the wrong way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 13, 2013 06:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

94 problem for oprah in switzerland is some people in other places put their history behind em a long time ago. it will happen here someday. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 13, 2013 10:33 PM (Z9EHQ) Switzerland is well known for its vast plantations of cotten-picking Black slaves!

Posted by: Jefferson Davis, President of Switzerland at August 13, 2013 06:38 PM (Vk2pI)

95 I recall one of the last issues, had the Men in Black comic issue on the back cover.

Posted by: Armando, owner of Caesar at August 13, 2013 06:38 PM (Jsiw/)

96 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 13, 2013 10:34 PM (RZ8pf)

At some point in a commute that takes 6x normal, you need to say, "Fuck it! Where's the nearest bar?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2013 06:38 PM (gqgiP)

97 Stalin was quite the psychopath.
Please. I'm a high-functioning sociopath.

Posted by: zombie joe stalin at August 13, 2013 06:38 PM (4qnX5)

98 One of my favorite films is Notorious. Cary Grant, an FBI agent, and Ingrid Bergman, a daughter of a war criminal trying to help him trap another war criminal, are in Rio on a mountain over looking the bay. You know the one. She's a party girl and she's been coming on to Cary but he kept pushing her away. Finally, he whips her around and lays a big fat wet one on her. Some lefty feminist film expert in the dvd commentary went on and on how violent this scene was. Bullshit.

Posted by: Waldo at August 13, 2013 06:40 PM (JBCFN)

I just kept thinking "oh, well the next street won't be stopped solid" and I kept getting proven wrong. Plus, people were assholes at this one intersection and kept blocking the intersection so no one could go on their green lights.

At least I am home and drinking. Even though it is Tuesday and it is probably not awesome to get drunk on a work night. But. fuck it. I am only a contractor.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 13, 2013 06:41 PM (RZ8pf)

100 you guys suck.

I'm going to the gym.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 13, 2013 06:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

101 *Get prepared to say it because he's running. Because retard-Americans need a candidate as well. Can't wait to see another of his Loud Angry Man debates.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 13, 2013 06:41 PM (Mj8qI)

102 The entire run of OMNI is available on the Internet Archive ( archive.org ).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 13, 2013 06:41 PM (yoh1c)

103 Miami Vice debuted 30 years ago.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 06:41 PM (AO9UG)

104
This thread is slower than Rachel Jeantel's thought process.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 13, 2013 06:41 PM (pJF+c)

105

"Some lefty feminist film expert in the dvd commentary went on and on how violent this scene was. Bullshit."

It was a little violent.

In a good way.

Posted by: Meremortal at August 13, 2013 06:42 PM (1Y+hH)

106 Paranoidgirl you rock.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 13, 2013 06:42 PM (P83PV)

107 And the CIA planned to whack out The Monkees back in '67 so The Partridge Family could take over Belize in a coup d'etat......

Posted by: Oliver Stone at August 13, 2013 06:42 PM (MBqvE)

108 I have a theory about the Klingons surrounding Uranus.

Posted by: Oliver Stoned at August 13, 2013 06:43 PM (Dwehj)

109 99 I just kept thinking "oh, well the next street won't be stopped solid" and I kept getting proven wrong. Plus, people were assholes at this one intersection and kept blocking the intersection so no one could go on their green lights. At least I am home and drinking. Even though it is Tuesday and it is probably not awesome to get drunk on a work night. But. fuck it. I am only a contractor. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 13, 2013 10:41 PM (RZ8pf) Have a merry drunk.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 06:43 PM (AO9UG)

110 It took me an hour to get home from work tonight...I live 10 minutes from work...Sigh.>>

I work 40 minutes from work and it took me 2 hours. But I stopped at my dads house to drop off a 5 gal can of diesel for his tractor and spent time trying to unfuck his computer.

On that note is there a better free program for unfucking a computer than Adaware. Or a paid one that is worth it. He has a decent computer but it acts like its from the 80s. (He sees free and clicks so I have no idea what is on it.)

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 06:43 PM (qLnAi)

111
Barky will see the doctor tomorrow for a Blue Waffel vag.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 13, 2013 06:43 PM (pJF+c)

112 108 so did Beavis

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 13, 2013 06:44 PM (P83PV)

113 "Part of the time was taken up by my quick dash in to Safeway to get a bottle of wine being FUBAR'd by smelly burqa clad women trying to use expired coupons and EBT cards to buy their groceries. Two. In. A. Row."

I would post again about my experience with five families, all five of whom spoke different non-English languages, checking out in front of me, all with EBT, and the ones right in front of me buying a big package of steaks with EBT that I personally had picked up earlier in my shopping and had regretfully passed on as too expensive, since we are so old-fashioned and stodgy and American as to actually pay for our own food.

But I won't recount that experience, because I've already had enough ragestroke for the day, and I want to make sure the global ragestroke supply doesn't get used up prematurely. Peak Ragestroke and all that.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 13, 2013 06:45 PM (gqT4g)

114 Because retard-Americans need a candidate as well. No brain, no pain.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2013 06:45 PM (MBqvE)

115
Watched a fascinating process today on a monitor--my knee being repaired. Pretty slick procedure that took maybe an hour, I think.

Now I have a very sore knee but a good outlook for the future.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 13, 2013 06:46 PM (SAMxH)

116 No brain, no pain. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2013 10:45 PM (MBqvE) Also a line in Pet Sematary 2.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 13, 2013 06:46 PM (Mj8qI)

117 Yep, Orpah's new movie sure looks like a winner.
Robin Williams as Eisenhower.
Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 10:32 PM (qLnAi)
Ah yes, the frenetic Mork version of Ike.

Posted by: Code Breaker at August 13, 2013 06:46 PM (ZsGdr)

118 irongrampa, hope the recovery is smooth sailing for you.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at August 13, 2013 06:47 PM (RZ8pf)

119 Purple Drank was invented by the white man to put an end to cursive writing, as we know it.

Posted by: Oliver Stoned at August 13, 2013 06:47 PM (Dwehj)

120 And the CIA planned to whack out The Monkees back in '67 so The Partridge Family could take over Belize in a coup d'etat...... Posted by: Oliver Stone at August 13, 2013 10:42 PM (MBqvE) Bull. The Partridge family were used by the CIA to kill Sharon TateÂ…

Posted by: Peter Tork, President of Belize at August 13, 2013 06:47 PM (Vk2pI)

121 heheheh eh heheh... "big fat wet one"... heheh eh heheheh

Posted by: beavis at August 13, 2013 06:47 PM (9gNQd)

122 Heal fast, IG

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 06:47 PM (JMmQ9)

123 Oliver Stone has it on good authority that Oprah is a Japanese spy and Madonna is actually two midgets in a diva suit.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 06:47 PM (AO9UG)

124
At some point in a commute that takes 6x normal, you need to say, "Fuck it! Where's the nearest bar?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
==========

For some years I worked in downtown Atlanta, but lived well outside in a 'burb. I finally identified a friendly dive a couple of blocks from my office and would simply hang out there an hour or so until rush hour was over. That way I could get home in 30 or 40 minutes, instead of over an hour. I generally arrived home with *much* lower blood pressure that way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 06:48 PM (aDwsi)

125 Hillary is Obama in a frumpy pantsuit

Posted by: Jade Sea at August 13, 2013 06:48 PM (XnWAn)

126 The evidence is looking like Oprah literally just made up her racism story, not expecting the lowly shop girl to defend herself. She figured nobody would bother to check her story.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 13, 2013 06:48 PM (Dbxc7)

127 222 golden retrievers

http://is.gd/r3rKbM

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 06:48 PM (8sCoq)

128 Nanu! Nanu!
Beep! Beep!

Posted by: zombie eisenhower at August 13, 2013 06:49 PM (4qnX5)

129 Hey, fappers. Is there content? I'm sorry, I skipped it. Probably need some muthafuckin' sensitivity training.

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 06:49 PM (8lmkt)

130

Does Obamacare cover cankle reduction?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 13, 2013 06:49 PM (pJF+c)

131 "On that note is there a better free program for unfucking a computer than Adaware."

Yep. Linux. Wipe off every last vestige of Windows and install Linux competently and the machine will stay permanently unfucked.

Make sure that updates install automatically and transparently in the background.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 13, 2013 06:49 PM (gqT4g)

132 IG - Glad that it is over. As a rule, everyone get along much better after the knee is fixed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 06:49 PM (aDwsi)

133 irongrampa, prayers. heal fast my man.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 13, 2013 06:50 PM (GEICT)

134 Old English was a British plot to keep the black man drunk.

Posted by: Okra Wimfry at August 13, 2013 06:50 PM (cK0tU)

135 I am still chortling over the other night's "I didn't know Bud came in a vase" comment. Srsly, it sustains me.

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 06:50 PM (8lmkt)

136

I've long lamented - like many others - that we must have been asleep when the leftists took over our institutions. Well, with regards to the Oliver Stone piece, I'm not asleep. I'm wide awake watching this asshole lie about Hiroshima and the decision to drop the A-bomb. And I realize that something bad needs to happen to this asshole. Because if it doesn't and he keeps infecting our kids views of America with his propaganda, then we will be accused of having been asleep when he pulled this bullshit. I am getting sick and tired of the Left just making shit up about America and nothing being done in response. Ever.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 06:50 PM (lL1xY)

137 112 108 so did Beavis

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 13, 2013 10:44 PM (P83PV)

Uuuhhh, Number 2, do a Number 1! Huh huh huhuhuhuh

Posted by: Butt-Head at August 13, 2013 06:50 PM (3VBXw)

138 Oprah is Michael Moore in drag and blackface

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 06:51 PM (8sCoq)

139 I am not a crook. Or something... whatever...

Posted by: john cusack as nixon at August 13, 2013 06:51 PM (9gNQd)

140 OMG, irongrampa had his knee surgery today!!! prayers up and xoxo to you, you sexy old devil, you. xoxo from your own personal peaches.

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 06:51 PM (8lmkt)

141 At some point in a commute that takes 6x normal, you need to say, "Fuck it! Where's the nearest bar?" Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo *raises hand* 19 miles door to door from DC to my apt. Took at least an hour, typically closer to 1hr20mins.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 13, 2013 06:52 PM (GEICT)

142 I don't know about those golden retrievers. Some look like White Hispanic golden retrievers to me.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 13, 2013 06:52 PM (4qnX5)

143 'Lo, 'rons....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 06:52 PM (T1005)

144 torquewrench - You might try Malwarebytes. They used to have a free version..., not sure about now.., but it did a pretty good job.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 06:52 PM (aDwsi)

145 I can type a coherent sentence, really I can. And no, my sister is not hotter than me.

Posted by: John Cusack at August 13, 2013 06:53 PM (cK0tU)

146 Jones in Co True dat.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 13, 2013 06:53 PM (P83PV)

147 22 FYI, "The Warriors" (one of Ace's favorites) is on IFC now... sorry, watching Cosplay Heroes on SyFy

Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2013 06:53 PM (U82Km)

148 Tammy Bruce ‏@HeyTammyBruce 8m

LOL! Is (was) that a pancake!? MT @harrygato: Naughty Kitty pic.twitter.com/aZiYHdp05T

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 06:53 PM (8sCoq)

149 Butlers derive from the Mo Tea Suh tribe

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at August 13, 2013 06:53 PM (N3Al8)

150 Funny, I pointed out to somebody how Matt Damon's new space socialism movie is, well, just propaganda for socialism cause Matt Damon is a proudly open advocate of socialism so he tried to make a summer scifi action movie that would help promote socialism. (Damon is just better at making scifi socialism propaganda than Travolta was at making scifi scientology propaganda.) Anyway, I was told it's just a movie and my problem is I'm too political.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 13, 2013 06:53 PM (Dbxc7)

151 222 golden retrievers>>

I want a dog bad but know I'm not home enough. That is how life sucks, knowing there are things you want but also knowing you cant have them without someone else paying the price.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 06:53 PM (qLnAi)

152 "Because retard-Americans need a candidate as well." Â Did a post several years ago that seems spot on: Â "The Americans With No Abilities Act Â Washington , DC - (Dateline March 3, 2009) President Barack Obama and the Democrat controlled Congress are considering sweeping legislation that will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition." Â Link to whole thing: http://tinyurl.com/ycev2ce

Posted by: speedster1 at August 13, 2013 06:54 PM (yeM7r)

153 Anyway, I was told it's just a movie and my problem is I'm too political.

That was probably me.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at August 13, 2013 06:54 PM (Dwehj)

154 I've long lamented - like many others - that we must have been asleep when the leftists took over our institutions. Well, with regards to the Oliver Stone piece, I'm not asleep. I'm wide awake watching this asshole lie about Hiroshima and the decision to drop the A-bomb. And I realize that something bad needs to happen to this asshole. Because if it doesn't and he keeps infecting our kids views of America with his propaganda, then we will be accused of having been asleep when he pulled this bullshit. I am getting sick and tired of the Left just making shit up about America and nothing being done in response. Ever. Posted by: LGoPs
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Because the Birchers were crazy, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 06:54 PM (aDwsi)

155 MATT DAMON!

Posted by: Matt Damon at August 13, 2013 06:55 PM (3VBXw)

156 LBJ was controlled by the Peruvian bankers.

Posted by: Oliver Stone at August 13, 2013 06:55 PM (AO9UG)

157 "The evidence is looking like Oprah literally just made up her racism story, not expecting the lowly shop girl to defend herself. She figured nobody would bother to check her story."

This is an example of the Skip Gates Effect.

Aflluent blacks get to the top of the ladder and look around and realize that they're still not getting what they consider to be their due of sympathy. So they make up bullshit about how even though they're on top of the world, they're really looking up from the bottom because The White Establishment are still imagined to be disrespecting them.

My favorite example of the Skip Gates Effect is, of course, the marvelously self-unaware Skip Gates. Tenured, highly compensated professor at Harvard despite really not having accomplished anything more academically than the typical humanities prof at Wrinkle Flats Community College.

He then has a minor flap with the cops, essentially all his fault.

He then calls three friends of his to complain vocally about how the white man is cruelly keepin' a brutha down, and how the white power structure in America will never give blacks a fair shake.

Those three friends being (a) the black Mayor of Cambridge, MA, (b) the black Governor of the state of Massachusetts, and (c) the black President of the USA.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 13, 2013 06:56 PM (gqT4g)

158 Is that Frank Luntz sitting behind home plate at the met's game?

Posted by: caustic at August 13, 2013 06:57 PM (/b8+5)

159 Yep. Linux.>>

Yeah I'm not that smart to do that and will the way he deals with it change so he can't.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 06:57 PM (qLnAi)

160 (Damon is just better at making scifi socialism propaganda than Travolta was at making scifi scientology propaganda.)

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 13, 2013 10:53 PM

You take that back. Battlefield Earth was awesome. It at least brought the funny.

Posted by: otho at August 13, 2013 06:57 PM (9gNQd)

161 Old English was a British plot to keep the black man drunk. Posted by: Okra Wimfry at August 13, 2013 10:50 PM (cK0tU) Bring back Ã¾e letter "Ãž"!

Posted by: Þe Political Hat at August 13, 2013 06:58 PM (Vk2pI)

162 Anyway, I was told it's just a movie and my problem is I'm too political. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 13, 2013 10:53 PM (Dbxc7) Another perennial Gamesmanship Asshole tactic of the left - your politics are politics, their politics are just common sense. They are perpetually confused that you would be offended they call you a racist warmongering poverty merchant, because it's just common sense! If you oppose them, you are evil. Common sense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 13, 2013 06:58 PM (yoh1c)

163 I guess my point is what do you do when propagandists like Stone and Zinn, for example, spew their lies. I'd get banned if I said what should really happen to them. Otherwise I'm at a loss.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 06:58 PM (lL1xY)

164 You know, this is somewhat OT, and definitely in mean-girl territory, but while we're talking about Oprah, have any of you seen her feet??? Because here, they are just fuckin' nasty:

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/16/oprah-toe/

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 06:58 PM (8lmkt)

165 Good evening, Horde. A new needle, a new bobbin, liberal application of "fuck you, you fucking fuck", and my sewing machine seems to be working perfectly. Never underestimate the efficacy of a threat from a ticked off ginger.

Posted by: Gingy at August 13, 2013 06:59 PM (aH+zP)

166

92 I decided to give myself a treat. Something that starts with a G and rhymes with clock with a 22 as a model number

I want a G20, not the car.

Think of 10mm as a 40SW with express delivery

Posted by: PMRich at August 13, 2013 06:59 PM (KDUNf)

167 91 Holy crap, OMNI. I subscribed to that thing. I didn't subscribe, but I used to buy it all the time on the newsstand. It saved my butt in high school once. Had to write a story for English class, but had no ideas. Luckily, the recent issue of OMNI published a joke Sci-Fi story flowchart. I picked a path through the thing and wrote it up. Teacher gave me an A, but refused to give my story back to me.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2013 07:00 PM (U82Km)

168 otho, getting excited about TPB? We're gonna be spoiled with a movie and then Season 8. I'm also not very worried about an Arrested Development-type letdown since the Boys and Lahey and Randy have been keeping sharp with their respective tours.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:00 PM (3VBXw)

169

154 Brown vs The Board of Ed : Google it

Where were you when forced school busing was introduced my friend? It's been a long time coming. Did you ever notice when pols speak of reducing the budget no one ever speaks of stopping school busing? Hmm....

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at August 13, 2013 07:00 PM (N3Al8)

170 Posted by: torquewrench at August 13, 2013 10:56 PM (gqT4g)

"There is no such a thing as a black person with a liberal mind having the decency of knowing a single thing they purport to knowing."

Posted by: Stuff Jefferson said volume 60eleventy at August 13, 2013 07:00 PM (cK0tU)

171 I just ordered a pizza from that fuckin' place I've been jihading with for the last couple of months. I'm starving. My weight is down precipitously, which never ends well. Those fuckers better get here soon or, instead of a nice tip, they gonna meet my best friend fluffy . . . fuckin' shitweasels.

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 07:01 PM (8lmkt)

172 @ 163

Why, you call them a fucking liar in a clear, penetrating voice and rebut the argument.

And humiliate them in the process.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 13, 2013 07:01 PM (SAMxH)

173

Malwarebytes and SuperAntiSpyware, between the 2 I have had good luck cleaning up some nasty messes. You can get free versions of both.

Run them off of a CD - don't leave loaded on your computer otherwise you will get pop-up hell wanting you to get the pay per versions.

Posted by: PMRich at August 13, 2013 07:03 PM (KDUNf)

174 before I go to the gym. anyone have any idea what wold happen if I took the nestle chocolate cookie recipe and added some powdered cocoa in? would it make them more chocolatey, look more chocolatey or would it mess everything up and taste like ass? what if I mashed up half the chocolate chips into somehting powderishy? back in a while.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 13, 2013 07:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

175 151 222 golden retrievers>> I want a dog bad but know I'm not home enough. That is how life sucks, knowing there are things you want but also knowing you cant have them without someone else paying the price. Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 10:53 PM (qLnAi) An elderly neighbor had a dog and had to give him up. A neighbor takes the dog in the day time and a friend a block away has the dog in the evening and over night. It's a dog timeshare and it has worked out very well.

Posted by: Waldo at August 13, 2013 07:03 PM (JBCFN)

176 You know, this is somewhat OT, and definitely in mean-girl territory, but while we're talking about Oprah, have any of you seen her feet??? Because here, they are just fuckin' nasty:>>

the only thing about Oprah that is bonerific is her money.
And as the guys in the lab used to say about our bosses wife that gave him a great lake house, boat and Chevy Suburban. The payments are to high.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 07:03 PM (qLnAi)

177 Congrats on getting through surgery IG, we need you to set us young morons straight.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 13, 2013 07:04 PM (e7uRB)

178 I am so happy Omni is back! I paid for that subscription when I was way too poor to afford it. I hope I like it, still. Bring back Spy! Someone up thread has probably said that. Late. Usual.

Posted by: Kalneva at August 13, 2013 07:04 PM (XyrkB)

179 Why, you call them a fucking liar in a clear, penetrating voice and rebut the argument.

And humiliate them in the process.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 13, 2013 11:01 PM (SAMxH)

***

I hear you grampa but still, Zinn's propagandistic, marxis t history book is the most widely taught book in American schools. And lots of folks called him a liar.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 07:04 PM (lL1xY)

180 the headline there is that Orca attended the Howard U. graduation ceremony wearing flipflops

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 07:04 PM (8sCoq)

181 You know, this is somewhat OT, and definitely in mean-girl territory, but while we're talking about Oprah, have any of you seen her feet??? Because here, they are just fuckin' nasty: http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/16/oprah-toe/ Posted by: Peaches PEACHES! now really am off.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 13, 2013 07:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

182 176 You know, this is somewhat OT, and definitely in mean-girl territory,
but while we're talking about Oprah, have any of you seen her feet???
Because here, they are just fuckin' nasty:>>

the only thing about Oprah that is bonerific is her money.
And as the guys in the lab used to say about our bosses wife that gave him a great lake house, boat and Chevy Suburban. The payments are to high.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 11:03 PM (qLnAi)

--Dude, there's no such thing as OT here.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:05 PM (3VBXw)

183

How the hell do I reply to someone's post (copying it in the process) and not get everything all jumbled up? I know I'm beating a dead horse but formatting here really sucks. With all due respect to everything else I love about this site.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 07:06 PM (lL1xY)

184 I guess my point is what do you do when propagandists like Stone and Zinn, for example, spew their lies.
Mitch Daniels is being pilloried as an evil censor for trying to keep Zinn out of Indiana's history curriculum.

Posted by: Code Breaker at August 13, 2013 07:06 PM (ZsGdr)

185 #167

SF writers loved Omni because it paid better than any other short story market in existence at the time. The closest runner-up was Playboy but you generally had to have a well established name to get in there.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2013 07:06 PM (kcfmt)

186 183
How the hell do I reply to someone's post (copying it in the process) and not get everything all jumbled up? I know I'm beating a dead horse but formatting here really sucks. With all due respect to everything else I love about this site.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 11:06 PM (lL1xY)

--Just avoid The Barrel.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:07 PM (3VBXw)

187 Mitch Daniels is being pilloried as an evil censor for trying to keep Zinn out of Indiana's history curriculum.

Posted by: Code Breaker at August 13, 2013 11:06 PM (ZsGdr)

Eggs Zactly.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 07:07 PM (lL1xY)

188 Posted by: PMRich at August 13, 2013 11:03 PM (KDUNf)>>

Thanks for the info. Did you burn them straight to cd then? And would a cheap thumb drive do the same?

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 07:07 PM (qLnAi)

189 the only thing about Oprah that is bonerific is her money.

January 29th...that day which is the same day Kansas became a state...is the day I must perform a foot rub on Oprah in the morning and then cunnilingus in the early evening. This is the sacrifice I make. Even though I am weak, please pity me.

Posted by: Steadman at August 13, 2013 07:07 PM (cK0tU)

190 180 the headline there is that Orca attended the Howard U. graduation ceremony wearing flipflopsPosted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 11:04 PM (8sCoq)
At least she wasn't dressed as a rodeo clown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 13, 2013 07:08 PM (ZsGdr)

191 What is the barrel?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 07:08 PM (lL1xY)

192 Can that shopgirl sue Oprah?

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 07:08 PM (vgd4f)

193 >How the hell do I reply to someone's post (copying it in the
process) and not get everything all jumbled up?

trial and error process- this IS a wood-burning blog, after all

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 07:08 PM (8sCoq)

194 183 How the hell do I reply to someone's post (copying it in the process) and not get everything all jumbled up? I know I'm beating a dead horse but formatting here really sucks. With all due respect to everything else I love about this site. Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 11:06 PM (lL1xY) --- You can just reference the post number, no need to c&p.

Posted by: Gingy at August 13, 2013 07:08 PM (aH+zP)

195
Triple shift usually makes paragraph and sentence breaks.

Usually.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 13, 2013 07:09 PM (SAMxH)

196 >What is the barrel?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 11:08 PM (lL1xY)

everyone knows what the barrel is. The thing that is in the barrel is the worst thing in the world.

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 07:09 PM (8sCoq)

197 174 before I go to the gym. anyone have any idea what wold happen if I took the nestle chocolate cookie recipe and added some powdered cocoa in? would it make them more chocolatey, look more chocolatey or would it mess everything up and taste like ass? what if I mashed up half the chocolate chips into somehting powderishy? back in a while. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 13, 2013 11:03 PM (Z9EHQ) You can do it, but add some sugar to balance the bitterness of the cocoa and some fat so it's not too dry.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 07:09 PM (AO9UG)

198 Posted by: Steadman at August 13, 2013 11:07 PM (cK0tU)

Heh, beats workin' though, right? Plus, doesn't Gayle do most of the munchin? ya fuckin' pussy . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 07:09 PM (8lmkt)

199 WTH. Ashton Kutcher isn't brain dead? http://tinyurl.com/m2zwde3 Â“I believe that opportunity looks a lot like hard work....And IÂ’ve never had a job in my life that I was better than. I was always just lucky to have a job. And every job I had was a stepping stone to my next job, and I never quit my job until I had my next job. And so opportunities look a lot like work.Â”" "The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart,Â” he said to cheers. Â“And being thoughtful, and being generous. Everything else is crap, I promise you. ItÂ’s just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel like less. So donÂ’t buy it! Be smart, be thoughtful and be generous.Â” "So build a life Â— donÂ’t live one, build one.Â”

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 13, 2013 07:09 PM (GEICT)

200

You can just reference the post number, no need to c&p.

Gotcha. Pretty primitive though.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 07:09 PM (lL1xY)

201 Hannah Anderson is acting a bit weird.

Posted by: Waldo at August 13, 2013 07:09 PM (JBCFN)

202 From the 11 Rules of Racism article:

"During the first Reagan administration, I participated in a number of press conferences on either a book or article IÂ’d written or as a panelist in a discussion of White House public policy. On occasion, when the question-and-answer session began, IÂ’d tell the press, 'You can treat me like a white person. Ask hard, penetrating questions.' The remark often brought uncomfortable laughter, but I was dead serious. If there is one general characteristic of white liberals, itÂ’s their condescending and demeaning attitude toward blacks."

--Walter Williams rocks.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:10 PM (3VBXw)

203 I went straight to CD, but a thumb drive would work.

Posted by: PMRich at August 13, 2013 07:10 PM (KDUNf)

204 115
Watched a fascinating process today on a monitor--my knee being repaired. Pretty slick procedure that took maybe an hour, I think.

Now I have a very sore knee but a good outlook for the future.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 13, 2013 10:46 PM (SAMxH)

Congrats, IG!!! Here's to quick healing -- when's the PT start?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 07:10 PM (T1005)

205 How the hell do I reply to someone's post (copying it in the process) and not get everything all jumbled up? I know I'm beating a dead horse but formatting here really sucks. With all due respect to everything else I love about this site.

>>

Use Notepad as a buffer. Which I didn't bother to do here so this post may be screwy but it is random for some reason.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 07:10 PM (qLnAi)

206 Usually.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 13, 2013 11:09 PM (SAMxH)

Usually. Except when it doesn't.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 07:10 PM (lL1xY)

207 I think the Constitutional carry is the correct, legal, and proper law of the land. But for now, we in Texas have a law that allows us to carry concealed in, what, 37 other states? And openly in around 3?

Posted by: EROWMER at August 13, 2013 07:10 PM (OONaw)

208 We would like to thank Mayor Filner for taking part in our speedy perv training course.

Posted by: Evelyn Wood at August 13, 2013 07:10 PM (pxDth)

209 200 You can just reference the post number, no need to cp. Gotcha. Pretty primitive though. Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 11:09 PM (lL1xY) --- Well yeah. I think you get better functionality with the platinum level membership.

Posted by: Gingy at August 13, 2013 07:11 PM (aH+zP)

210 @149 Butlers derive from the Mo Tea Suh tribe

That's Moteesa. National Lampoon, Lost Tribes of Africa, right?

I can't remember all of them, but there was the garbage collecting Monbacque tribe, and the good-samaritan Kinahep.

Ah, the gentle humours of a long-ago racist time.

Posted by: comatus at August 13, 2013 07:12 PM (JNUY4)

211 Those three friends being (a) the black Mayor of Cambridge, MA, (b) the black Governor of the state of Massachusetts, and (c) the black President of the USA.

Posted by: torquewrench
----------------------------------

Ah yes. That explains the walk-through by John Lewis et al during the Tea Party rally.They were hoping that some incident would occur that they could embrace. When it didn't, why, they just claimed that it did. Works just as well. Lets call it 'The John Lewis Gambit'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:12 PM (aDwsi)

212 Wait. You can cp? Newman!

Posted by: Seinfeld at August 13, 2013 07:12 PM (n8LUb)

213 We would like to thank Mayor Filner for taking part in our speedy perv training course.

Posted by: Evelyn Wood at August 13, 2013 11:10 PM (pxDth)

How YOU doin???

Posted by: Bob Filner at August 13, 2013 07:13 PM (8lmkt)

214 LGoPs: Copy and paste everything into MS Notepad first to change it into plain-text when you're grabbing text from another source (including even text from other commenters or HQ stories here themselves).

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 13, 2013 07:14 PM (4qnX5)

215 otho, getting excited about TPB? We're gonna be spoiled with a movie and then Season 8. I'm also not very worried about an Arrested Development-type letdown since the Boys and Lahey and Randy have been keeping sharp with their respective tours.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 11:00 PM

Yeah I can't wait. I don't think it's gonna be greasy. Reckon they'll come out swinging their shit bats. If the movie can match "Countdown to Liquor Day", I'll be happy. Season 8 will be a bigger test, but I have a feeling that they can actually put some funny spins on the advancing years of hedonism... they'll cross the shit line. When are they due for release? Will Corey and Trevor be back? Will Cyruss return? Will success go to J-roc's head? You know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: otho at August 13, 2013 07:14 PM (9gNQd)

216 Ah yes. That explains the walk-through by John Lewis et al during the Tea Party rally.They were hoping that some incident would occur that they could embrace. When it didn't, why, they just claimed that it did. Works just as well. Lets call it 'The John Lewis Gambit'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 11:12 PM (aDwsi)

--That's what's the most disgusting thing about liberals: deep in side, a lot of them *want* the country to be truly racist/sexist/xenophobic, etc.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:14 PM (3VBXw)

217 You can just reference the post number, no need to c&p. Posted by: Gingy at August 13, 2013 11:08 PM (aH+zP) And then a troll comment is deleted and you're replying to a different message. Just bracket the quote with [ i ] and [ /i ] (remove the spaces inside the bracket) and hit enter a couple of times after the end. And don't paste into IE from Word, which is how we get the Huge Code-Filled Posts, usually.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 13, 2013 07:14 PM (yoh1c)

218 Well yeah. I think you get better functionality with the platinum level membership.
And you get a mug and a doormat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 13, 2013 07:15 PM (ZsGdr)

219 191 What is the barrel?
-------------------

It..., it is the place whose name can not be mentioned. Don't be the guy in the barrel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:16 PM (aDwsi)

220 GoPs: Copy and paste everything into MS Notepad first to change it into plain-text when you're grabbing text from another source (including even text from other commenters or HQ stories here themselves).

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2013 11:14 PM (4qnX5)

what the fuckity??? you can't just copy and paste like a normal moron?? you're making me proud to be an American again, damn your eyes and your really crappy computer skillz.

Posted by: Bob Filner at August 13, 2013 07:16 PM (8lmkt)

221 What is the barrel? Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 11:08 PM Copy and paste straight from the inter-web net-tubes (no need to scrub it through Notepad first). Leave a couple of open HTML tags I'll explain it all to you personally...

Posted by: TheBarrel™ at August 13, 2013 07:16 PM (JMmQ9)

222 I had a fascinating format failure. Clicked on the WWII Predation link, and all the text was in French. That's a new one. Une infection virale, you think?

Posted by: comatus at August 13, 2013 07:16 PM (JNUY4)

223 Hey LGoPs- you are going to need some of these: &&&&&&& &&&&&&& &&&&&&& Â§Â§Â§Â§Â§Â§Â§ you are welcome

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 13, 2013 07:16 PM (pxDth)

224
Yeah I can't wait. I don't think it's gonna be greasy. Reckon they'll come out swinging their shit bats. If the movie can match"Countdown to Liquor Day", I'll be happy. Season 8 will be a bigger test, but I have a feeling that they can actually put some funny spins on the advancing years of hedonism... they'll cross the shit line. When are they due for release? Will Corey and Trevor be back? Will Cyruss return? Will success go to J-roc's head? You know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: otho at August 13, 2013 11:14 PM (9gNQd)

--I follow them on FB and they regularly post pics from the shoots. Cyrus and Sam have been seen. Not sure a-boat those dickweeds Corey and Trevor though.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:16 PM (3VBXw)

225 ah, shit, forgive the icky sock.

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 07:17 PM (8lmkt)

226 "The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart,Â” he said to cheers. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 13, 2013 11:09 PM (GEICT) I want to move to *that* planet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 13, 2013 07:17 PM (yoh1c)

227 The Barrel scares me.

Posted by: Room 101 at August 13, 2013 07:17 PM (vRzdo)

228 --That's what's the most disgusting thing about liberals: deep in side, a lot of them *want* the country to be truly racist/sexist/xenophobic, etc.
Posted by: logprof
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They promote it. They thrive on chaos and disorder.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:17 PM (aDwsi)

229 @ 204

I could answer that if I were to open the "wellness packet" that was provided,I guess. It was indicated that all my questions were answerable from the info contained in it.

A guess would be a week, tho'.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 13, 2013 07:18 PM (SAMxH)

230 And don't paste into IE from Word, which is how we get the Huge Code-Filled Posts, usually.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2013 11:14 PM (yoh1c)

--and then you get to meet me.

Posted by: The Barrel at August 13, 2013 07:18 PM (3VBXw)

231 TPB Season 8?

You can't not be feelin' dat!

Posted by: J-ROC at August 13, 2013 07:18 PM (3VBXw)

232 What is the barrel?>>

A version of this punishment.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081220221930AAwyryj

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 07:18 PM (qLnAi)

233 You can just reference the post number, no need to c&p.

Posted by: Gingy

Only if you don't want the original commenter to reply to your comment.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 13, 2013 07:18 PM (c3xwz)

234 192 Can that shopgirl sue Oprah?

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 11:08 PM (vgd4f)

Switzerland is run by bankers, not lawyers....suing isn't a viable option there.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 07:19 PM (T1005)

235 And don't paste into IE from Word, which is how we get the Huge Code-Filled Posts, usually. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 13, 2013 11:14 PM Yes, those are particularly poignant. And by "poignant", I mean off-pissing

Posted by: AltonJackson has been in TheBarrel™ and doesn't want to talk about it at August 13, 2013 07:19 PM (JMmQ9)

236

I sure hope crappy video guy and rodeo clown guy never get together.

That would be just too much.

Posted by: Frankly at August 13, 2013 07:19 PM (Hai9S)

237 That Bueller house always looks damn cold to me. Glass on every side, air circulating on all sides, even underneath, in a Chicago winter?? Brrrrrrrr.

Posted by: zsasz at August 13, 2013 07:19 PM (MMC8r)

238 Levin on Hannity

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 07:20 PM (vgd4f)

239

Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2013 11:14 PM (4qnX5)

Thanks andy.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 07:20 PM (lL1xY)

240 Just remember, that isn't an air hole in the barrel.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2013 07:20 PM (l3vZN)

241 If you want to quote from a post I suggest using the first offered solution to every computer question at Yahoo Answers. "First, remove all the programs from your computer and reinstall..."

Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 13, 2013 07:20 PM (GgPam)

242

220 what the fuckity??? you can't just copy and paste like a normal moron??

I was just trying to imagine trying that Notepad routine on this crappy work computer. I'd be here all night... Oh, I will be anyway so why not?

Posted by: PMRich at August 13, 2013 07:20 PM (KDUNf)

243 And thanks to all the rest of you too......

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 07:20 PM (lL1xY)

244 I am just inebriated enough to send rodeo clown guy a few sheckels . . . does he have a paypal?

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 07:20 PM (8lmkt)

245 Switzerland is run by bankers, not lawyers....suing isn't a viable option there.
Posted by: cthulhu
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::: Looks at expired Passport :::
::: Feels sad :::

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:20 PM (aDwsi)

246 && & & & & && & & & & & & && &&&& & ... and I'll have everyone riding the supersonic pneumatic tube from SF to LA within 10 years ... all built with 1/6 the taxpayer money for the HSR, too.

Posted by: Egon Mosk at August 13, 2013 07:21 PM (FlRtG)

247 Posted by: Evelyn Wood at August 13, 2013 11:10 PM (pxDth) How YOU doin??? Posted by: Bob Filner at August 13, 2013 11:13 PM (8lmkt) *** Robert!! What did we cover in the opening session about not making lewd comments to the staff?

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer, sex therapist extraordinaire. at August 13, 2013 07:21 PM (pxDth)

248 What is the barrel?

Either a mouthful, or a pain the ass. Depends on which way you're facing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 13, 2013 07:21 PM (JawqV)

249 Hey morons and 'ettes. I had to euthanize my 15 year old black lab today. Shitty day...cried like a baby. I'll miss the sweet girl...

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2013 07:22 PM (kTI1S)

250 "Switzerland is run by bankers, not lawyers....suing isn't a viable option there." We (lawyers) are the new Priesthood, baby!

Posted by: John Milton at August 13, 2013 07:22 PM (Mj8qI)

251 Platinum Blue Sapphire membership at the HQ gets you two genuine Ewok-hair shirts autographed by Paul Anka.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 07:22 PM (AO9UG)

252 I was just trying to imagine trying that Notepad routine on this crappy work computer. I'd be here all night... Oh, I will be anyway so why not?

Posted by: PMRich at August 13, 2013 11:20 PM (KDUNf)

sweet jeebus, buddy, just download firefox, you'll be fine. takes about 2 seconds.

p.s. are you a scandi?

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 07:22 PM (8lmkt)

253 244 I am just inebriated enough to send rodeo clown guy a few sheckels . . . does he have a paypal?Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 11:20 PM (8lmkt)
He probably will before it's all over.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 13, 2013 07:23 PM (ZsGdr)

254 Oh..., and if by some oversight you do get Barreled, it is custom to swab the thing out before you leave. You'll find a bottle of disinfectant in there... ,unless someone drank it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:23 PM (aDwsi)

255 249 Timon, very sorry. That sucks

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 07:23 PM (vgd4f)

256 That was the 2-meter prototype ... && &..& &.& && &..& &....&.& &....&& &&&&..& This is the real deal. Make my grant happen.

Posted by: Egon Mosk at August 13, 2013 07:23 PM (FlRtG)

257 227 The Barrel scares me.

Posted by: Room 101 at August 13, 2013 11:17 PM (vRzdo)

Well, it is significantly less sanitary....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 07:24 PM (T1005)

258 249 Hey morons and 'ettes. I had to euthanize my 15 year old black lab today. Shitty day...cried like a baby. I'll miss the sweet girl...

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2013 11:22 PM (kTI1S)

--Aww, shit man. I'm not drinking tonight, but I'll raise a cup of tea for her.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:24 PM (3VBXw)

259 Hey morons and 'ettes. I had to euthanize my 15 year old black lab today. Shitty day...cried like a baby. I'll miss the sweet girl...

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2013 11:22 PM (kTI1S)

Oh, fuck . . . I'm so, so sorry, Timon. Hardest thing ever, and yet, a kindness on your part, for sure.

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 07:25 PM (8lmkt)

260 220 what the fuckity??? you can't just copy and paste like a normal moron??
I was just trying to imagine trying that Notepad routine on this crappy work computer. I'd be here all night... Oh, I will be anyway so why not?>>

Copy and Pasting within the blog just adds extra lines. Copy and pasting from anything MS word based will get you in the barrel. Act accordingly on your fear of the barrel.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 07:25 PM (qLnAi)

261
Timon, condolences. Remember the good times and the love shared.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 13, 2013 07:25 PM (SAMxH)

262 Oops, sorry guys, this Levin interview was from last night, hubby dvr'd it, dope!!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 07:25 PM (vgd4f)

263

Can't download anything to these computers.

Heinz 57, but mostly Norwegian from my mom's side

Posted by: PMRich at August 13, 2013 07:25 PM (KDUNf)

264 249 Hey morons and 'ettes. I had to euthanize my 15 year old black lab today. Shitty day...cried like a baby. I'll miss the sweet girl... Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2013 11:22 PM (kTI1S) Sorry to hear that Timon. And if you feel like that then just know she had a great life with you.

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 07:25 PM (uRqqf)

265 --I follow them on FB and they regularly post pics from the shoots. Cyrus and Sam have been seen. Not sure a-boat those dickweeds Corey and Trevor though.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 11:16 PM

There's a TPB facebook page? I'll have to check it out. Cyrus and Sam the caveman! Awesome. I hope the lack of Corey and Trevor in the pics isn't a shit omen.

Posted by: otho at August 13, 2013 07:26 PM (9gNQd)

266 I got a soda can and a chunk of liver with my Velvet Level AoSHQ Membership.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 13, 2013 07:26 PM (UZ/Tr)

267 259 Hey morons and 'ettes. I had to euthanize my 15 year old black lab today. Shitty day...cried like a baby. I'll miss the sweet girl... Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2013 11:22 PM (kTI1S) Sorry to hear the news, Timon. Hang in there and remember the world is loaded with puppies.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 07:27 PM (AO9UG)

268
I have frequently said that humans could take lessons in friendship and loyalty from dogs.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 13, 2013 07:27 PM (SAMxH)

269 There's a TPB facebook page? I'll have to check it out. Cyrus and Sam the caveman! Awesome. I hope the lack of Corey and Trevor in the pics isn't a shit omen.

Posted by: otho at August 13, 2013 11:26 PM (9gNQd)

--Here is the url:

https://www.facebook.com/trailerparkboys

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:28 PM (3VBXw)

270 TheBarrelÂ™ has a unique odor, as well; kind of a cross between three day old August road-kill possum, State Park porta-potty, and something else. It sticks with you for days...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 07:28 PM (JMmQ9)

271 I got a soda can and a chunk of liver with my Velvet Level AoSHQ Membership.

Whose liver?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 13, 2013 07:28 PM (JawqV)

272 I fear no barrel. 6 yrs in the Navy and I saw no barrel.

Posted by: PMRich at August 13, 2013 07:28 PM (KDUNf)

273 Hey morons and 'ettes. I had to euthanize my 15 year
old black lab today. Shitty day...cried like a baby. I'll miss the
sweet girl...

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2013 11:22 PM (kTI1S) >>

It's hard to deal with the loss but worth what she gave you.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 07:29 PM (qLnAi)

274 Hey morons and 'ettes. I had to euthanize my 15 year old black lab today. Shitty day...cried like a baby. I'll miss the sweet girl... Posted by: Timon
-------------

That's one of the hardest things I have ever done. I still get choked up over my pal Belmont The Cat. For 19 years his routine at night was always the same, a little nuzzle, then he would curl up by my leg on the bed and go to sleep. I still miss him, and that was15 years ago.

You have all of my sympathy. The pain we feel is the price for all of those years of love. Damn allergies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:29 PM (aDwsi)

275 And lo and behold, Sebastian Bach was on the TPB set!

Deeeee-cent!

I hope he has another cameo. He was a riot in Season 7.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:29 PM (3VBXw)

276 Evening, Horde

You see the headline at Drudge with Kerry boo-hooing about the internet? Horse-face: "Internet makes it hard to govern". One word: Pamphleteers. The 1st Amendment was supposed to make it "hard".

It's funny, the Left has always claimed they are so "enlightened" yet they are afraid of the people attaining knowledge. The Left has always screamed how they were the defenders of free speech (p*ss Christ) and accused the Right of being prudish censors, but who's really afraid of a little free speech? Huh. Who'da thunk it.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 13, 2013 07:29 PM (KL49F)

277 The barrel smells like feet, ass, and corn chips

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 07:29 PM (8sCoq)

278 what is "TPB"? thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 07:30 PM (JMmQ9)

279 249 Hey morons and 'ettes. I had to euthanize my 15 year old black lab today. Shitty day...cried like a baby. I'll miss the sweet girl...

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2013 11:22 PM (kTI1S)

So sorry to hear. At least she's in a better place now.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 07:30 PM (T1005)

280 this would be one of the few really fucked up miscalulations of her career with the exception of Stedman.

Posted by: Per-Bert at August 13, 2013 10:16 PM (cK0tU)

Say what?

Posted by: Stedman at August 13, 2013 07:30 PM (2vl2+)

281 266 I got a soda can and a chunk of liver with my Velvet Level AoSHQ Membership. Posted by: Waterhouse at August 13, 2013 11:26 PM (UZ/Tr) Don't worry, the morbidly obese man will show up when you least expect it.

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 07:30 PM (uRqqf)

282 I fear no barrel. 6 yrs in the Navy and I saw no barrel. Posted by: PMRich
---------------

Ever visit the bilge of a garbage scow?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:30 PM (aDwsi)

283 I fear no barrel. 6 yrs in the Navy and I saw no barrel.

Posted by: PMRich at August 13, 2013 11:28 PM (KDUNf)>>

So it was at your bunk? My dad had stories of guy like you.

/sarc

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 07:31 PM (qLnAi)

284 The barrel smells like feet, ass, and corn chips Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 11:29 PM And not "ass" in the good way...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 07:31 PM (JMmQ9)

285 The barrel smells like feet, ass, and corn chips
Posted by: Jones
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Overtones of ripening vomit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

286 Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 11:30 PM (JMmQ9) Assuming Trailer Park Boys.

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 07:32 PM (uRqqf)

287

Only bilge I ever saw was in the engine room.

Posted by: PMRich at August 13, 2013 07:32 PM (KDUNf)

288 Overtones of ripening hobo vomit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:32 PM (aDwsi)

289 @Timon- For today, the Muldoggy (my twelve-year-old Aussie) will bestow on your black lab his usual title of BDE**. Sorry for your loss. (**Best Dog Ever!)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 13, 2013 07:32 PM (pxDth)

290 Timon: Sorry to hear about the dog. I've been there. Mike Hammer: You could be describing El Gato, my 16 year old cat.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2013 07:32 PM (l3vZN)

291 270 TheBarrelÂ™ has a unique odor
Kind of like the door to the head on a fishing trawler?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 13, 2013 07:32 PM (ZsGdr)

292 I am Barrel-rider!

Posted by: Bilbo Naggins at August 13, 2013 07:32 PM (vRzdo)

293 thx, RWC whatever that is, I can now at least pretend like I'm keeping up

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 07:33 PM (JMmQ9)

294

I get choked up just typing this. I won't know what to do tomorrow without our daily walk...even if it has been abbreviated for the past 3-4 months. My wife, my two kids 12 and 11 and I were all holding her as she passed. We wanted her to feel secure in our arms as she went. I'll never forget it...

Thanks for the kind words all.

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2013 07:33 PM (kTI1S)

295 Time for the old folk. Maybe I'll read my "wellness packet" tomorrow and discover what to do.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 13, 2013 07:33 PM (SAMxH)

296 277 The barrel smells like feet, ass, and corn chips

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 13, 2013 11:29 PM (8sCoq)

wait, what, they cleaned it????

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 07:34 PM (8lmkt)

297 g'night, IG

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 07:34 PM (JMmQ9)

298 Install Linux.

"Yeah I'm not that smart to do that"

A couple of different Linux versions can be downloaded and installed on a CD/DVD or a thumbdrive with minimal bother. From there, you just pop the disk or the thumbdrive into the machine and boot up and let the software work.

This lets you see whether it understands your particular hardware, without bothering to perform an actual installation. If it doesn't work, shut down, reboot, pull the disk/drive, and you're right back to the status quo ante.

Occasionally things will freak out and not work, on obscure/weird/cheap hardware. But amazingly often these days, Linux just works with minimal annoyance. Very stable, very secure, requires less of a machine to run acceptably well.

Last time I did this, with Linux Mint, the only even slightly complex thing I had to do by way of config was to input our wireless network password. The installer figured out everything else. It just ran, and worked, and was generally awesome.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 13, 2013 07:34 PM (gqT4g)

299 Here's a pretty cool essay: Exploring Space, Finding Ourselves http://thespacereview.com/article/2347/1 It's two pages long, which I didn't notice at first.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2013 07:34 PM (sdi6R)

300 Er, Baggins... Please don't put me in there.

Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at August 13, 2013 07:34 PM (vRzdo)

301 278 what is "TPB"?

thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 11:30 PM (JMmQ9)

--Trailer Park Boys. A mockumentary like The Office, except it's a trailer park instead of an office.

Get acquainted here: http://tpbcentral.com/

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:35 PM (3VBXw)

302 whatever that is, I can now at least pretend like I'm keeping up Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 11:33 PM (JMmQ9) I've watched a couple of the first season and it's pretty damn funny. Although I'm surprised it is still on.

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 07:35 PM (uRqqf)

303 The Barrel offers a magnificent view of the trunk of an '83 Cadillac.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 07:35 PM (AO9UG)

304 Switzerland is run by bankers, not lawyers....suing isn't a viable option there. Posted by: cthulhu Mwahahaha!

Posted by: The Gnomes of Zurich at August 13, 2013 07:35 PM (Vk2pI)

305 I won't know what to do tomorrow

go rescue a puppy . . . I have lost several beloved 4-legged companions and I don't wait a second. when you need joy in your life, there is nothing like a puppy or a kitten. and I'm pretty sure your sweet darlin' girl would approve. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 07:35 PM (8lmkt)

306 In Peruvia, The Barrel is considered up-market housing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:36 PM (aDwsi)

307 Sorry for your loss, Timon

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 07:36 PM (JMmQ9)

308 So it was at your bunk? My dad had stories of guy like you./sarc

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 11:31 PM (qLnAi)

No, it was mine.

Posted by: Eric Massa at August 13, 2013 07:37 PM (3VBXw)

309 The barrel smells like feet, ass, and corn chips *** Hey! Whatever happened to the pine tree scented auto freshener I left in there last week?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 13, 2013 07:37 PM (pxDth)

310 The Barrel smells like a toilet in a Klingon baseball stadium.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 07:38 PM (AO9UG)

311 Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2013 11:33 PM (kTI1S)

I am so, so sorry.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 13, 2013 07:38 PM (KL49F)

312 wait, what, they cleaned it???? Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 11:34 PM (8lmkt) It's all relative. Like when you introduce a new species to combat an indigenous species, only to find out that the 'new' is way fucking nastier than the old.

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 07:38 PM (uRqqf)

313 309 The barrel smells like feet, ass, and corn chips *** Hey! Whatever happened to the pine tree scented auto freshener I left in there last week? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 13, 2013 11:37 PM (pxDth) Something ate it.

Posted by: eman at August 13, 2013 07:39 PM (AO9UG)

314 I didn't realize it at the time, when I was a kid, but I know in retrospect that Omni was a Leftist rag.

Posted by: Feh at August 13, 2013 07:39 PM (1jM8S)

315 A couple of different Linux versions can be downloaded and installed on a CD/DVD or a thumbdrive with minimal bother. From there, you just pop the disk or the thumbdrive into the machine and boot up and let the software work.>>

I'll try it on this old computer I'm running on now. If it works on this one I'll transfer it to dad's. There is nothing to lose on this one so I won't worry so much.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 07:39 PM (qLnAi)

316 Timon, sending sympathies your way.

Posted by: RS at August 13, 2013 07:39 PM (YAGV/)

317 Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 11:35 PM (8lmkt)

I so agree. I was going to say so myself. I know people think "it's too soon" but it is not. After my beloved kitty went, my sister gave me a kitten several weeks later; I smiled for the first time in ages. Joy is the best word for puppies and kittens.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 13, 2013 07:40 PM (KL49F)

318 Sebastian Bach on TPB:

http://youtu.be/pPHhbZYUGQY

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:41 PM (3VBXw)

319 "My wife, my two kids 12 and 11 and I were all holding her as she passed. We wanted her to feel secure in our arms as she went. I'll never forget it..."

Condolences.

I once said to someone who was wondering if she should be there as her pet was put down that it would be one of the worst experiences of her life, and also one of the best, and one of the most trivial, but also one of the most important.

Pets are often scared while at the vet. Including on their final visit. They feel safer and more comfortable when their own people are there. Even if those people are crying.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 13, 2013 07:41 PM (gqT4g)

320 Torque - What OS are you using?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:42 PM (aDwsi)

321 During Bob F' s therapy sessions we tried to use the Barrel as a negative incentive, but he just seemed to enjoy it WAYY too much.

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer, sex therapist extraordinaire at August 13, 2013 07:43 PM (pxDth)

322 what is "TPB"?

thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 11:30 PM

It's cryllic shorthand. Rough translation is "From Russia With The Love Bone".

Posted by: otho at August 13, 2013 07:43 PM (9gNQd)

323 since Linux has been mentioned, I have a question: I have a still functioning 486SX100 box. Windows 3.1 (or as I call it: real Windows), everything works, it's just too old to run the modern software. Can I make it a Linux box?

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 07:44 PM (JMmQ9)

324 Hold it. Filner's been in the barrel?
Crap. I may have to stop posting here..., not worth the risk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:44 PM (aDwsi)

325 302 whatever that is, I can now at least pretend like I'm keeping up
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 11:33 PM (JMmQ9)

I've watched a couple of the first season and it's pretty damn funny. Although I'm surprised it is still on.

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 11:35 PM (uRqqf)

--It's technically not "on" right now, but they already have shot the next movie and are in the third week of shooting Season 8 right now. Season 5 is my personal favorite. Lots of hilarious plotlines and the secondary/tertiary characters like J-ROC, Phil Collins (R.I.P.) and Ray get a lot of play.

Plus the Winds of Shit.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:45 PM (3VBXw)

326 Can I make it a Linux box? Posted by: AltonJackson
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Yuppers. Probably a good use for it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:45 PM (aDwsi)

327 Alton - I still use my 3.11 machine as a 3.11 and/or DOS machine.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:46 PM (aDwsi)

328 Please accept my condolences on the loss of your Lab, Timon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2013 07:46 PM (60Q+L)

329 It's cryllic shorthand. Rough translation is "From Russia With The Love Bone". Posted by: otho at August 13, 2013 11:43 PM (9gNQ

Watch out for Corporal Alexei!

Posted by: Bubbles at August 13, 2013 07:46 PM (3VBXw)

330 Pets are often scared while at the vet. Including on their final visit. They feel safer and more comfortable when their own people are there. Even if those people are crying.>>

My Mother came home to die (hospice) and I think it was best for all of us. Yes it sucked to see but she got to see us last and we got to know we were there.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 07:47 PM (qLnAi)

331 I have avoided the barrel,Thank goodness

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 07:47 PM (vgd4f)

332 And lo and behold, Sebastian Bach was on the TPB set!

Deeeee-cent!

I hope he has another cameo. He was a riot in Season 7.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 11:29 PM

I didn't know what to make of him at first, but, like Phil Collins, he won me over. I hope he gets some decent weed from those greasy canadians.

Posted by: otho at August 13, 2013 07:48 PM (9gNQd)

333 Oh no, no, no, Mr Hammer. Our sex clinic has its own barrel. Rest assured that ve could neffer think of putting one of our degenerates into the AoSHQ barrel.

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer, sex therapist extraordinaire at August 13, 2013 07:48 PM (pxDth)

334

God bless you and your family for making her last moments on this earth so beautiful. I have to believe that you'll be repayed for that kindness in the next life.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 07:48 PM (lL1xY)

335

Thanks for the well wishes. Sorry to drag down the usual pantsless frivolity of the ONT but I needed to vent somewhere. Have a great night everyone.

Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2013 07:48 PM (kTI1S)

336 Posted by: Timon at August 13, 2013 11:22 PM (kTI1S) It's never easy. Try to focus on all the good times and memories. Those will never be taken from you.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 13, 2013 07:49 PM (Vk2pI)

337

hola RINOs

pls remember, if you root for the cheatriots.....Obama wins

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 07:49 PM (V75zy)

338

My Mother came home to die (hospice) and I think it was best for all of us.

Same here Hickster. It was rough but good at the same time

Posted by: PMRich at August 13, 2013 07:49 PM (KDUNf)

339 thx, M.Hammer Now it's down to deciding what flavor of Linux to install. It'd probably end up as a home network file server / juke box / whatev anyway.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 07:50 PM (JMmQ9)

340 333 Hmm. Well..., Ok Ruthie.
Why am I suspicious that this might be a come-on?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:50 PM (aDwsi)

341

God bless you and your familyfor making her last momentson this earth so beautiful. I have to believe that you'll be repayed for that kindness in the next life.

***

She will pay you back when she comes bounding up to you when you get there.

I truly believe that.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 13, 2013 07:50 PM (lL1xY)

342 So I got rear ended today. We exchanged information, but it doesn't look like I took any real damage. Should I call up my insurance company anyway? The scenario was that someone took an illegal left and cut off the guy ahead of me. That guy and myself stopped in time. The woman behind me did not.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2013 07:50 PM (zPVBH)

343 Timon, that is the worst, well almost. We had to put our chocolate baby down four years ago, and I still cry, sometimes. She was the best. Love your pets while you have them; their lives are shorter than ours, but that's good, because it would suck worse the other way around.

Posted by: Kalneva at August 13, 2013 07:51 PM (XyrkB)

344 Ok. Mike Hammer has creeped me out.

Posted by: Gingy at August 13, 2013 07:51 PM (aH+zP)

345 'Night, Timon!

Dream of lab puppies!

Posted by: Bubbles at August 13, 2013 07:51 PM (3VBXw)

346 I'm sorry for your loss, Timon. It's a shame they don't live as long as we do.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2013 07:51 PM (sdi6R)

347 Timon, if you're still here, here's a video for you. God bless, buddy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5z-jjWyAJQ

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 07:51 PM (8lmkt)

348 Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 11:45 PM (3VBXw It's a cable show isn't it? I think that is why I didn't get into it. But I'm pretty sure it's on Netflix.

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 07:51 PM (uRqqf)

349 Now it's down to deciding what flavor of Linux to install. It'd probably end up as a home network file server / juke box / whatev anyway. Posted by: AltonJackson
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Yeah. Unless you have someone to hold your hand, you're going to have to find a Linux thread somewhere, and hope the pointy headed nerdlets will offer good advice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:52 PM (aDwsi)

350 Should I call up my insurance company anyway? >>

If the car that hit you got damage hell yeah. You may not need work but don't let them blindside your agent.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 07:54 PM (qLnAi)

351 gingy - Fear not. I'm staying as far from Dr. Ruth and Filner as I possibly can. Hanging garlic on the monitor as we speak.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:54 PM (aDwsi)

352 18-1 That just happened to my boss and wife a month ago. Non insured. They begged for mercy, but what are ya gonna do? Eat it? No. They didn't even want to report it, but... Law is law, regardless of what our preznit thinks.

Posted by: Kalneva at August 13, 2013 07:54 PM (XyrkB)

353 Omg Reid schumer & durbin on a stage, would love to kick them all in the balls if given the chance! Oops, can I say that?

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 07:54 PM (vgd4f)

354 342 So I got rear ended today. We exchanged information, but it doesn't look like I took any real damage.

Should I call up my insurance company anyway?

The scenario was that someone took an illegal left and cut off the guy ahead of me. That guy and myself stopped in time. The woman behind me did not.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2013 11:50 PM (zPVBH)

Get a real estimate from a real shop first -- there are hidden crumple zones on modern cars that, if pre-crumpled, won't protect you in an accident. If a body shop says no damage....then no incident.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 07:54 PM (T1005)

355 348 Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 11:45 PM (3VBXw

It's a cable show isn't it? I think that is why I didn't get into it. But I'm pretty sure it's on Netflix.

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 11:51 PM (uRqqf)

--Yeah, not sure what channel(s) it has been show on in the States. But yeah, I think it is on Netflix, although maybe not all of the episodes are there.

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 07:55 PM (3VBXw)

356 Use the nukes. On everybody. Everywhere. We are tired of being kissed.

Posted by: and irresolute at August 13, 2013 07:55 PM (2qM95)

357 331 I have avoided the barrel,Thank goodness Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 11:47 PM (vgd4f) You live the straight and narrow life. Embrace the edge of madness! Cut and paste into Word and then paste it here. You'll never reach the rush you get doing it the first time though.

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 07:55 PM (uRqqf)

358 Omg Reid schumer & durbin on a stage, would love to kick them all in the balls if given the chance! Oops, can I say that? Posted by: lou's
-----------------

Do it (with pics) and you receive a 'Get Out of the Barrel' card.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 07:55 PM (aDwsi)

359 Check this out: http://bit.ly/14JRlHC The Consumer Products Kulak Commission got pissed off at a company making fun of the agency in advertising, put the company out of business and is pursuing the former president of the company personally. Tar. Feathers. Rope. Lamp posts.

Posted by: MTF at August 13, 2013 07:56 PM (bDUMn)

360 Several years ago, I downloaded a disc image of Ubuntu Linux from a fileserver. Then I had to download a program to to enable me to write that image file onto a CD-rom. Both steps had pretty basic, easy to follow instructions. Then I put the CD-rom into my target laptop, and the install went like clockwork. For a windows guy like me, the whole exercise was pretty painless.

The Ubuntu screen looked pretty much like the Win 7 desktop, and most functionality was similar enough to be intuitive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2013 07:57 PM (60Q+L)

361 342 So I got rear ended today. We exchanged information, but it doesn't look like I took any real damage. Should I call up my insurance company anyway? The scenario was that someone took an illegal left and cut off the guy ahead of me. That guy and myself stopped in time. The woman behind me did not. Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2013 11:50 PM (zPVBH) Something similar happened to me years ago. I was getting ready to pull out of a parking lot onto the road, and a woman was behind me. All of a sudden I noticed a pickup truck blatantly run a red light and zoom through the intersection. I slammed on my brakes just as I was pulling onto the road, and the woman behind me rear-ended me. She was all upset, but I said, "It wasn't your fault; it was his." Fortunately there was no real damage. I might have made it onto the road if I had gunned it, but she would have absolutely been T-boned and maybe killed. If there wasn't any damage, I wouldn't get the insurance company involved.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2013 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

362 351 gingy - Fear not. I'm staying as far from Dr. Ruth and Filner as I possibly can. Hanging garlic on the monitor as we speak. Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 11:54 PM (aDwsi) --- I need to shower.

Posted by: Gingy at August 13, 2013 07:58 PM (aH+zP)

363 Heck, it's the internet. I can pretend to be a fout foot tall Hungarian female sex therapist can't I? I'm sure I could in California.

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer, sex therapist extraordinaire at August 13, 2013 07:59 PM (pxDth)

364 The Consumer Products Kulak Commission got pissed off at a company making fun of the agency in advertising, put the company out of business and is pursuing the former president of the company personally.

Tar. Feathers. Rope. Lamp posts.>>

I really don't want to go there. Why do they want to see what that means so badly?

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 07:59 PM (qLnAi)

365 Should I call up my insurance company anyway? Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2013 11:50 PM (zPVBH) I've been rear-ended a few times, thankfully in Volvos and not my nice cars. I think once the gas shocks were compressed, a couple of scratches. I have AAA, I call them, report the info, say I don't expect to file a claim but I will have it checked out, no significant damage visible. The other cars had stuff like cracked bumpers, torn fenders, crumpled hood, etc. I guess that's one thing Volvo had going for them.

I figured be the first to report. None of them apparently filed claims.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 13, 2013 08:00 PM (yoh1c)

366 This is real time, not Barrel Time.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at August 13, 2013 08:00 PM (3VBXw)

367

342 So I got rear ended today. We exchanged information, but it doesn't look like I took any real damage

I almost got rear ended the other night but fortunately my wife's strap broke before I took I took any damage............oh wait

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 08:00 PM (V75zy)

368 I should re-assemble it and fire it up. There's just something about that early 1990's user interface...having come from a black screen with green characters, back in the day. My first CSC class was done in punch-cards. Doing FORTRAN (or was it COBAL?) in green font on a black screen was a quantum leap; stepping into Windows (in a 16-color palette) was mind boggling, at the time... heh, the spell-checker doesn't recognize "COBAL", so I guess it's old

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 08:01 PM (JMmQ9)

369 So I got rear ended today. We exchanged information, but it doesn't look like I took any real damage. Should I call up my insurance company anyway? *** Sounds like you should consider calling a qualified sex therapist.

Posted by: Dr. Ruth Westheimer, sex therapist extraordinaire at August 13, 2013 08:01 PM (pxDth)

370 Witching hour. G'nite kids. Don't forget to turn the lights off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 08:01 PM (aDwsi)

371 The Barrel smells like makral and blueberries.

Posted by: Philadelphia Collins at August 13, 2013 08:02 PM (3VBXw)

372 We just caught the end of "The Warriors". I suddenly feel about a hundred years old.

Posted by: Gingy at August 13, 2013 08:03 PM (aH+zP)

373 Bring back Ã¾e letter "Ãž" Lost letters from English: Thorn (0x00FE)(Þ

Wyn (Ƿ

Edth (Ð

long "S" (ſ

Posted by: Fox2! at August 13, 2013 08:05 PM (XFTOV)

374 L8R G8Rs . . . if you wreck the place, feel free to blame it on me.

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 08:05 PM (8lmkt)

375 Hey, it's my birthday on the east coast

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 08:06 PM (vgd4f)

376 "I have a still functioning 486SX100 box. Windows 3.1 (or as I call it: real Windows), everything works, it's just too old to run the modern software. Can I make it a Linux box?"

Almost certainly. I remember running Linux precursors on comparable silicon.

But, with hardware that old, the slick smooth autoinstall routines may fail.

What would follow would be frustrating command line voodoo. And lots of digging around on obscure Web pages for hints.

I installed one of the micro-Linux distributions (Puppy Linux) on an old 486 box just to see if it would run and work. It did! But I recall that there were a few hours of command line voodoo to get the network card working.

The most recent thing I installed was Linux Mint 13 (Maya), and it was a joy. On a machine from a decade or so back.

There are more recent releases of Linux Mint, but there is a processor compatibility issue with certain machines >= 10 years old, so I installed the older version I did to get around that. Rock solid so far.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 13, 2013 08:06 PM (gqT4g)

377 Lou! Happy birthday from the future!

Posted by: Gingy at August 13, 2013 08:07 PM (aH+zP)

378 Regarding the rear-end collision. You might want to notify your insurer in any case, just in case the other party tries to pull a fast one and says you backed into their vehicle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 13, 2013 08:07 PM (60Q+L)

379 Okay, off with that sock. I must go on ruthlessly.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 13, 2013 08:07 PM (pxDth)

380 Happy Birthday lou's!

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2013 08:08 PM (sdi6R)

381 For some bizarre reason, the hashtag #blackpowerisforblackmen is trending over on twitter.

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at August 13, 2013 08:09 PM (Vk2pI)

382 Hey, it's my birthday on the east coast

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2013 12:06 AM (vgd4f)

OMG, lou!!! You have hauled me back from the brink and re-energized me. And, yo, Leo's rule!!!! Srsly, I want to throw a party.

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 08:09 PM (8lmkt)

383 My first CSC class was done in punch-cards. Doing FORTRAN (or was it COBAL?) in green font on a black screen was a quantum leap; stepping into Windows (in a 16-color palette) was mind boggling, at the time...

heh, the spell-checker doesn't recognize "COBAL", so I guess it's old Posted by: AltonJackson
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Heh. My first class used a Bi-Tran Six. Six bit word, only I/O was toggle switches and grain-of-wheat bulbs. It was clocked manually, as I recall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 08:10 PM (aDwsi)

384 Thanks Gingy & rickl yep, soon will get the senior citizen discounts, good times

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 08:10 PM (vgd4f)

385 We just caught the end of "The Warriors".

This?

http://tinyurl.com/moj7yvx

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 08:10 PM (qLnAi)

386 We really do Peaches!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 08:11 PM (vgd4f)

387 I'm out. Endeavor to persevere, y'all.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 13, 2013 08:11 PM (pxDth)

388 Happy Birthday Lou!

Posted by: The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) at August 13, 2013 08:11 PM (Vk2pI)

389 COBOL COmmon Business Oriented Language Invented by, among others, Amazing Grace Hopper, RAdm, USN Who is one of the few women to have a real warship named for them. (DDG-70, USS Grace Hopper

Posted by: Fox2! at August 13, 2013 08:11 PM (XFTOV)

390 Muldoon - Dr. Ruth's advice for having been rear-ended was classic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 08:11 PM (aDwsi)

391

382 And, yo, Leo's rule!!!!

ummmmmm, no

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 08:11 PM (V75zy)

392 And just for AnnaPuma, /pedant

Posted by: Fox2! at August 13, 2013 08:12 PM (XFTOV)

393 happy bday lou

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 08:12 PM (V75zy)

394 'Night, Peaches!

Posted by: Philadelphia Collins at August 13, 2013 08:12 PM (3VBXw)

395 Pretty much exactly.

Posted by: Gingy at August 13, 2013 08:12 PM (aH+zP)

396 /Mustard Tiger sock

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 08:13 PM (3VBXw)

397 Damn it. Time for bed.

Posted by: Gingy at August 13, 2013 08:13 PM (aH+zP)

398 Okay, off with that sock. I must go on ruthlessly.
You prick! You said you'd never leave me!

Posted by: Ruth at August 13, 2013 08:13 PM (4qnX5)

399 HBD lou'ser!

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 08:13 PM (3VBXw)

400 Thanks Peaches & The Political Hat. Going camping Thursday, cannot wait to leave the world behind for a week. No phone, no Internet, just fishing, drinking beer, campfire, stars and good friends, ahhhhhh

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 08:14 PM (vgd4f)

401 My first computer course had my time scheduled for 2am when 'real' clients weren't using the mini mainframe.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2013 08:14 PM (l3vZN)

402 Yeah. Unless you have someone to hold your hand, you're going to have to find a Linux thread somewhere, and hope the pointy headed nerdlets will offer good advice. Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 13, 2013 11:52 PM Yeah, This. I have no one to hold my hand (or any other appendage {IYKWIMAITYD})

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 08:15 PM (JMmQ9)

403 Thanks Navy & logprof!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 08:15 PM (vgd4f)

404 /pedant Posted by: Fox2! at August 14, 2013 12:12 AM (XFTOV) --- Hi!

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 13, 2013 08:15 PM (r98SZ)

405 I got rear-ended hard, and multiple times the other day. Then the fucker left for Martha's Vineyard. Bastard.

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 13, 2013 08:15 PM (uRqqf)

406 mini mainframe.

Tandem mini? That was the first computer I ever worked on. They had a staff of 3 and a special room for it. To print, like, spreadsheets, only crappier. Hilarious!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 08:16 PM (8lmkt)

407 I have no one to hold my hand (or any other appendage {IYKWIMAITYD})

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2013 12:15 AM (JMmQ9)

--So you're volunteering for The Barrel?

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 08:16 PM (3VBXw)

408 Thanks The political Hat, my fellow nv moron

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 08:16 PM (vgd4f)

409 huhuhuh uh huhuh... "staff"... huhuh uh huhuh

Posted by: butthead at August 13, 2013 08:17 PM (9gNQd)

410

so here we are watching ink masters and finishing cleaning guns

my womens are arguing about if tatu baby's tits are real

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 08:17 PM (V75zy)

411 I can't remember now....the names of that era; DEC, Prime, Olivetti, NCR are kinda fading away.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2013 08:18 PM (l3vZN)

412 368 I should re-assemble it and fire it up. There's just something about that early 1990's user interface...having come from a black screen with green characters, back in the day.

My first CSC class was done in punch-cards. Doing FORTRAN (or was it COBAL?) in green font on a black screen was a quantum leap; stepping into Windows (in a 16-color palette) was mind boggling, at the time...

heh, the spell-checker doesn't recognize "COBAL", so I guess it's old

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 14, 2013 12:01 AM (JMmQ9)

That's 'cause it's "COBOL", and I'm old.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 08:18 PM (T1005)

413 409 huhuhuh uh huhuh... "staff"... huhuh uh huhuh

Posted by: butthead at August 14, 2013 12:17 AM (9gNQd)

Yeah yeah, I have a staff of 12. Hee hee heeheeheeheehee!

Posted by: Beavis at August 13, 2013 08:19 PM (3VBXw)

414 What, no Fortran for you children?

Posted by: Peaches at August 13, 2013 08:19 PM (8lmkt)

415 Posted by: navycopjoe at August 14, 2013 12:17 AM (V75zy) I'd wager 'yes.'

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 08:19 PM (uRqqf)

416 so here we are watching ink masters Shoot, I forgot that was on again. Any train-wreck tattoos so far this year?

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 13, 2013 08:20 PM (UZ/Tr)

417 #363

Don't mess with Dr. Ruth. She used to kill people for the Israeli army. She limps because she almost lost a foot when wounded.

Not kidding.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2013 08:20 PM (kcfmt)

418 Y all have a good night I'm out.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 13, 2013 08:20 PM (qLnAi)

419

415 I'd wager 'yes.'

if they ask me i'll just say 'real nice'

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 08:21 PM (V75zy)

420 time for bed sweethearts, be good.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2013 08:21 PM (l3vZN)

421 Holy mackerel, Batman! Turn around and try to have a real life for one night, and the HQ is all blown up with news and an ONT full of content. I guess I should at least scan this post.... Btw, I turned the TV on, and it's letterman with Damon selling his Elysium (sp?) Flick.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 13, 2013 08:22 PM (O66FG)

422 417 Don't mess with Dr. Ruth. She used to kill people for the Israeli army. She limps because she almost lost a foot when wounded. Not kidding. Posted by: epobirs at August 14, 2013 12:20 AM (kcfmt) That is absolutely correct. She was an expert sniper. I don't have the link, though.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2013 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

423 Did someone say barrel?

Posted by: Wendy Davis`s Dick Arrow at August 13, 2013 08:23 PM (3VBXw)

424

416 its last week's still

40 mins till the new one

we're fans of tatu baby and then craig (the old black dude)

no one does a woman's profile or street tat as well as tatu baby

craig's linework and his traditional is amazing

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 08:23 PM (V75zy)

425 417 epobirs, wow did not know that. Crazy

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 08:25 PM (vgd4f)

426 Happy birthday, Lou's a girl! Hey, in celebration, my iPad finally let me spell your nic! Hope you have a great vacay!

Posted by: Kalneva at August 13, 2013 08:25 PM (XyrkB)

427

btw, this time last week I was facing an insanely pissed off wife with a loaded sig

this week i'm learning how a good bra make a chick's tits explode out of a shirt

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 08:25 PM (V75zy)

428 414 What, no Fortran for you children?

Posted by: Peaches at August 14, 2013 12:19 AM (8lmkt)

I did BASIC, ForTran, COBOL, Pascal, C, and assembler in school. Y'know, real languages, not like some dolled-up special-purpose pseudolanguage like Haskell, Groovy2, Elixir, or Grails.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 08:25 PM (T1005)

429 So you're volunteering for The Barrel? Posted by: logprof at August 14, 2013 12:16 AM that would be, "No"

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 08:26 PM (JMmQ9)

430 #360

Ubuntu adopted a homegrown wacky UI that annoyed a lot of people. It's one of the reasons Mint has gained a lot of installs on machines that formerly ran Ubuntu. It's far more familiar for someone whose main experience is Windows 95 or later.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2013 08:26 PM (kcfmt)

431 427 btw, this time last week I was facing an insanely pissed off wife with a loaded sig
this week i'm learning how a good bra make a chick's tits explode out of a shirt

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 14, 2013 12:25 AM (V75zy)

Plus Ã§a change, plus c'est la mÃªme chose....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 08:27 PM (T1005)

432 Navycop, I actually caught a whole season a couple weekends ago, I had to watch it until the bitter end. Was surprised I liked it. I am tattoo free

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 08:27 PM (vgd4f)

433 happy birthday, Lou's

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 08:27 PM (JMmQ9)

434 Happy b'day in 2-1/2 hours, Lou's!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 08:28 PM (T1005)

435 My parents had to put ~~our~~ my dog down while I was at AFROTC summer camp 40 years ago. Every now and then, I still feel her weight at the foot of the bed..

Posted by: Fox2! at August 13, 2013 08:28 PM (XFTOV)

436 What does Dr. Ruth have to say about me?

Posted by: Wendy Davis's Dick Arrow at August 13, 2013 08:29 PM (3VBXw)

437

432 T loves the show and she's tat free too

although I want her to get 'property of joe' next to her hoohaa

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 08:30 PM (V75zy)

438 Public service announcement...the dickhead behind The Truth About Guns is a plagiarizing cockmunch and anything that is linked to that site is therefore suspect. If at all possible find the source that TTAG plagiarized and link them instead, thus giving credit where it is due. Thatisall.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 13, 2013 08:30 PM (xa1/W)

439 Samizdat! I can do this. Just like old times for me - did my thesis on Soviet dissidents. Do they still make mimeograph machine? Perhaps we need a code?

Posted by: gracepmc at August 13, 2013 08:30 PM (rznx3)

440 " That is absolutely correct. She was an expert sniper. I don't have the link, though." Has that been confirmed? I heard that years ago, and thought it was a cool story. But I also remember reading that it was bogus. That she served, but was not a sniper.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 13, 2013 08:31 PM (O66FG)

441 Sleep beckons. My Springfield with the fenced off Section 8 area full of brown houses is coming along nicely.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2013 08:31 PM (kcfmt)

442 Beer, dinner cooking, husband, TV, morons... Why do the morons always come in last? So regretful. G'night, people. Gah!

Posted by: Kalneva at August 13, 2013 08:31 PM (XyrkB)

443 438 Public service announcement...the dickhead behind The Truth About Guns is a plagiarizing cockmunch and anything that is linked to that site is therefore suspect. If at all possible find the source that TTAG plagiarized and link them instead, thus giving credit where it is due. Thatisall.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 14, 2013 12:30 AM (xa1/W)

--What is the name of that guy again? Hasn't he been linked here before?

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 08:31 PM (3VBXw)

444 the names of that era; DEC, Prime, Olivetti, NCR are kinda fading away And of course, Wang Labs

Posted by: Fox2! at August 13, 2013 08:33 PM (XFTOV)

445 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Westheimer

The Wiki article is pretty well sourced.

Posted by: epobirs at August 13, 2013 08:33 PM (kcfmt)

446 Alton, Cthulhu & Kalneva Thanks. Kalneva, I was so happy when my phone autocorrected Cthulhu , no more going back to make sure I had it right

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 08:34 PM (vgd4f)

447

438 you must be talking about chris dumm

shitbag hippy lawyer

and if you read this dumm-ass....you suck

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 08:36 PM (V75zy)

448 437, navy, haha, good luck with that

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 08:36 PM (vgd4f)

449 Wie heisst es "Samies-dadt"?

Posted by: Dr. Rock at August 13, 2013 08:36 PM (tIymr)

450 I remember reading in one of the Jerry Pournelle There Will Be War series of short-story anthologies that having an unlicensed mimeograph was a 50-year prison sentence in the USSR.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 13, 2013 08:36 PM (4qnX5)

451 Dr. Ruth back in the day. http://tinyurl.com/mgxask8 Go ahead, argue with her

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 08:37 PM (uRqqf)

452 >>> Ace is bringing the pain on Twitter, damn! Anyone know who he was hurting?

Posted by: fluffy at August 13, 2013 08:37 PM (z9HTb)

453 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 13, 2013 08:38 PM (JMmQ9)

454 --What is the name of that guy again? Hasn't he been linked here before?

Posted by: logprof at August 14, 2013 12:31 AM (3VBXw)

R obert F errago (I think that's how its spelled, spaces put in because he searches for himself...much like someone else we all know and such.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 13, 2013 08:39 PM (xa1/W)

455 Night Kalneva & Alton, blessed tommorow.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 08:40 PM (vgd4f)

456 The Fundamental Failure of Welfare

I'll probably get pummeled for saying it, but the Oscar-nominated flick from a few years ago, Precious, produced by Oprah Winfrey herself no less, is probably the most anti-welfare movie EVER made.

I couldn't believe it when I watched it about a year ago. If you don't believe me, look at it yourself. Mo'Nique's character (Precious' Mom) is portrayed as a woman basically made near-psychotically vicious and lazy thanks to her addiction to that damn monthly check/teat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2013 08:40 PM (7B7jB)

457 I think the medic alert bracelet should actually say "Format my computer"

Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2013 08:40 PM (LI48c)

458 Has that been confirmed? I heard that years ago, and thought it was a cool story. But I also remember reading that it was bogus. That she served, but was not a sniper. Posted by: shredded chi at August 14, 2013 12:31 AM (O66FG) Coming from her lips she was picked out due to her patience and calmness.

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 08:41 PM (uRqqf)

459 I suppose that's the disadvantage
Of not speaking a second language
A second language
A second language

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2013 08:41 PM (xjpRj)

460 I was in the barrel once.

The story of my escape was rewritten and made into the film Pitch Black.

Posted by: dissent555 at August 13, 2013 08:41 PM (yR6A1)

461 'Night, AltonJackson!

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 08:41 PM (3VBXw)

462 451 Dr. Ruth back in the day.

http://tinyurl.com/mgxask8

Go ahead, argue with her

Posted by: RWC at August 14, 2013 12:37 AM (uRqqf)

Ahhh, aee you puts da karess hier....und hier....und hier....und mit short, precise strokes -- three in ze center of ze target.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 08:41 PM (T1005)

463 Roza Shanina

Posted by: irright at August 13, 2013 08:42 PM (DtNNC)

464 Cosplay from Comiket day 4: http://tinyurl.com/msyffup and http://tinyurl.com/n8o949r

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at August 13, 2013 08:43 PM (Vk2pI)

465 That is absolutely correct. She was an expert sniper. I don't have the link, though.

That does explain why she talks so much about "penetration".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 13, 2013 08:43 PM (JawqV)

466 I had a Wang PC at one point. Ran their own custom version of DOS, big oblong box. The line "hey, wanna see my Wang?" NEVER works, BTW.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 13, 2013 08:43 PM (yoh1c)

467 446 Alton, Cthulhu & Kalneva Thanks.
Kalneva, I was so happy when my phone autocorrected Cthulhu , no more going back to make sure I had it right

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 14, 2013 12:34 AM (vgd4f)

***beams*** I've corrupted Lou's' phone!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 08:43 PM (T1005)

468 I like the pic of Weiner holding the giant plantain at the Dominican Day Wilding & Parade (think I saw it at FreeRepublic) and am amazed I can still be appalled at Obama's misdeeds (telling the world we supposedly broke Al Qaeda's code). Didn't the Brits have to let ships sink so the Nazis didn't know they broke their code? What has happened to the West is a tragedy...

Posted by: Baldy at August 13, 2013 08:43 PM (tyDFN)

469 Public service announcement...the dickhead behind The Truth About Guns is a plagiarizing cockmunch and anything that is linked to that site is therefore suspect. If at all possible find the source that TTAG plagiarized and link them instead, thus giving credit where it is due. Thatisall. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 14, 2013 12:30 AM (xa1/W) Amen. Dude is a super douche. Never credits anybody. Hasn't had an original thought yet, and if he has, disregard it.

Posted by: RWC at August 13, 2013 08:44 PM (uRqqf)

470 Oh, and I have it on the good authority of Medgar Evans that Oliver Stone is indeed a jackass.

Posted by: dissent555 at August 13, 2013 08:46 PM (yR6A1)

471

Didn't the Brits have to let ships sink so the Nazis didn't know they broke their code? What has happened to the West is a tragedy...

Basically, the Brits knew how to STFU when they had some advantage in the war.

Posted by: PMRich at August 13, 2013 08:48 PM (KDUNf)

472 I couldn't believe it when I watched it about a year ago. If you don't believe me, look at it yourself. Mo'Nique's character (Precious' Mom) is portrayed as a woman basically made near-psychotically vicious and lazy thanks to her addiction to that damn monthly check/teat.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2013 12:40 AM (7B7jB)

--Isn't it sort of biographical about a real person, or was it complete fiction?

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 08:48 PM (3VBXw)

473 468 baldy, you had me at pic of weiner holding. Really we have fallen and can't get up, sheesh..

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 08:50 PM (vgd4f)

474

469 its most likely why his ass ran to England

leghorn does pretty good but not enough to bring me back to their site

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 08:50 PM (V75zy)

475 So against my better judgement, I have decided it is finally time to watch Highlander: The Source, which has been on and off my DVR several times in recent years.

I am struck by how shamelessly disconnected from anything that went before this flick is.

Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2013 08:51 PM (hO9ad)

476

So it is I have old growth pine trees and a couple of equally old Eucalyptus

trees that 4 years ago were infected with that Damn "Australian Lerp" bug infestation which causes them to drop leaves almost constantly. As much as I like the smell of them, raking up the leaf fall during the summer weeks is an almost all day affair and there is never enough room in the 2 large green bins the city has given me for yard trimmings and such. Would need a 'Boom Truck" to get all the way up to spray them proper but would have to do that on a windless day before sunrise to ensure there is no "Drift" of the chemicals outside my property lines......dang, will probably have to just have them cut down....which also sucks.

So how goes things tonight with you all anyway......

Posted by: Richard of NightWatch at August 13, 2013 08:53 PM (QFPkA)

477

sweet god

'mom, if I had your tits i'd rule the world'

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 08:53 PM (V75zy)

478 464 Cosplay from Comiket day 4:

http://tinyurl.com/msyffup

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at August 14, 2013 12:43 AM (Vk2pI)

--Some nice thongage in there.

That little boy at the end was super cute, too!

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 08:56 PM (3VBXw)

479 Yes, Baldy. They let Coventry be bombed too as if they didn't know it was coming.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 13, 2013 08:56 PM (4qnX5)

480 Churchill is falsely claimed to have let Coventry be bombed, rather than risk that defending it suggest that their codes had been penetrated to the Germans.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 13, 2013 08:57 PM (XFTOV)

481 G'evening Horde.

Is anyone else bothered that in the Justin Carter case, it was a "concerned citizen" from Canada who reported him to the police?    Came up on Facebook.

Canadians discussing "violent American culture" think that she was doing an awesome thing policing the world for "terrorist threats".

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 13, 2013 08:58 PM (GoMJD)

482 >>> mom, if I had your tits i'd rule the world How long has your daughter been calling you 'Mom'?

Posted by: fluffy at August 13, 2013 08:58 PM (z9HTb)

483

482 if u had my wife's tits I wouldn't need her or the internet

just food and tissues

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 08:59 PM (V75zy)

484 Sorry for your loss Timon. I lost two doggies within months of each other right after having my oldest son. I wasn't able to get another dog for about 4 years because I wound up having three kids instead, but I got one as soon as my youngest was about two. Life just didn't seem complete without a pet. Hope you don't wait as long to share your love with another doggie.

Posted by: lindafell at August 13, 2013 09:00 PM (PGO8C)

485

483

ugggh, if "I" had her tits

not u

you don't get Ts boobs

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 09:00 PM (V75zy)

486 logprof: I don't believe it's the bio of one person. But it's entirely possible that the character of Precious was an amalgamation of welfare-funded train wrecks that Sapphire, the book's author, knew. In fact I'd be surprised if it wasn't.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2013 09:01 PM (7B7jB)

487 There is a lot of talk of boobehs, but very few pics. This is not AoSHQ-compliant. I will be lodging a complaint with the UN.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 13, 2013 09:02 PM (UZ/Tr)

488 I will be lodging a complaint with the UN.

Be our guest, but Ban Ki-Moon's breasts ain't nothin to write home about neither.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 13, 2013 09:06 PM (7B7jB)

489 >>> you don't get Ts boobs God thing for you. They would be four time zones away. No winter gets that cold.

Posted by: fluffy at August 13, 2013 09:07 PM (z9HTb)

490 Not a single person showed up at the Georgetown waterfront Tuesday for a climate change agenda event put on by Organizing for Action, the shadowy nonprofit advocacy group born out of President ObamaÂ’s 2012 campaign, the NRCC wrote in its blog.

It's almost as if OFA just isn't trying.
Maybe that is the plan.

501(c)4's are allowed to intervene in political campaigns as long as their "primary" activity is still the promotion of the general welfare. These empty rallies are part of the 51% promotion of the general welfare ... a evil necessitated by the law.

Posted by: Bang Ding Ow at August 13, 2013 09:09 PM (e8kgV)

491 All right, it's after midnight here. Time to power down.

'Night, y'all!

Posted by: logprof at August 13, 2013 09:11 PM (3VBXw)

492 Made a good effort at watching the Dr. Who series on Netflix. Going to have to delete it from the queue. It just plain sucks.

Posted by: UWP at August 13, 2013 09:11 PM (r98SZ)

493 There is a lot of talk of boobehs, but very few pics. This is not AoSHQ-compliant. I will be lodging a complaint with the UN.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2013 01:02 AM (UZ/Tr)

Boobs? I give you boobs.

http://www.dumpt.com/img/viewer.php?file=98ygzmtj6es51yxhxs32.gif

Posted by: EC at August 13, 2013 09:13 PM (doBIb)

494 Put "i m g" where the underscore is.

Posted by: EC at August 13, 2013 09:13 PM (doBIb)

495 Still waiting for you to turn that webcam on...

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2013 09:16 PM (mxv0o)

496 487 There is a lot of talk of boobehs, but very few pics. This is not AoSHQ-compliant. I will be lodging a complaint with the UN.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 14, 2013 01:02 AM (UZ/Tr)

The boobs are in the previous threat. Comment 251. NSFW.

Posted by: buzzion at August 13, 2013 09:16 PM (LI48c)

497 Night all. God Bless

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 09:17 PM (vgd4f)

498 440 Has that been confirmed? I heard that years ago, and thought it was a cool story. But I also remember reading that it was bogus. That she served, but was not a sniper. Posted by: shredded chi at August 14, 2013 12:31 AM (O66FG) I can't find it now, but I remember reading an article where she said she was chosen for sniper training because she was very steady with the rifle.

Posted by: rickl at August 13, 2013 09:17 PM (sdi6R)

499 AND been in my new dwelling for 2 months, so decided today to haul the 60 inch bedroom TV out of storage. Quite the upgrade from watching netflix shows on my 3 inch phone tv in bed.

Posted by: UWP at August 13, 2013 09:17 PM (r98SZ)

500

today is black and grey

no way tatu baby wont win this week

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 09:21 PM (V75zy)

501 whoa, some fat dude wants tatu baby to do her image on him

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 09:22 PM (V75zy)

502

501 and she's doing it!!!!

rock on hot Mexican chick

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 09:23 PM (V75zy)

503 Night all. Here is "Race With The Devil" from The Gun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFyEjUXGE2I

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 13, 2013 09:24 PM (Vk2pI)

504 hey garrett, getting ready to break down the EVH charvel for painting

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 09:25 PM (V75zy)

505 #496 you mean the documentary I posted? Very eye-opening.

Posted by: CAC at August 13, 2013 09:31 PM (J2BzJ)

506 oh shit that tat is sick

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 09:35 PM (V75zy)

507 "353 Omg Reid schumer & durbin on a stage, would love to kick them all in the balls if given the chance! Oops, can I say that?

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 13, 2013 11:54 PM (vgd4f)"

Just don't say that in MO, they'll ban you for LIFE!!!11eleventy

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 13, 2013 09:37 PM (KL49F)

508 Oh dear. Just saw a commercial for Ghost Shark.

Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2013 09:47 PM (hO9ad)

509

getting ready to break down the EVH charvel for painting

Still going with that last paint scheme you posted a few weeks back?

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2013 09:57 PM (wRFWH)

510

Got attic duty before the sun is up soo... better get horizontal!

Night to you all!

Posted by: Richard of NightWatch at August 13, 2013 09:57 PM (9z4u9)

511

I'm currently undergoing some serious disappointment with a Jim Hall record and the meteor shower. I am going to see if a few fingers of Blanton's improves my experience.

I can say this much after staring at the sky for the last few nights...there are too many fucking satellites up there.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2013 09:59 PM (wRFWH)

512

Hey look.

I got Michele Obama's Hash!

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2013 10:03 PM (wRFWH)

513

509 that one is done

this one will be like it in a way

sliced sideways red/white and will toss a tribal scorpion somewhere

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 13, 2013 10:08 PM (V75zy)

514 Yup. That movie was every bit the failure I'd heard.

Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2013 10:10 PM (hO9ad)

515

>>> that one is done

Got a pic?

Preferably one of the Mrs holding it.

In a bikini.

Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2013 10:16 PM (wRFWH)

516 I think if I were running a rodeo, I'd count the fucking progressives on the board of any organization wanting to profit from my participation before I signed up.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 10:24 PM (T1005)

517 Good place to open an ammo store is Tahoe.

Posted by: pat at August 13, 2013 11:13 PM (LLHgu)

518 "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." -- Robert A. Heinlein

"One thing that I have noted, over-and-over again, is that the ObamaNation is fucking rude." -- cthulhu

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 11:21 PM (T1005)

519 The rudeness is not an accident or impulse, it's Cloward-Piven for a society based on politeness and respect. Also, people who claim they have a right to violence if they are not respected do not want respect, they want fear, because they have a pretty damned severe ego problem.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 13, 2013 11:26 PM (yoh1c)

520 Not all rudeness, obviously, but the trained and encouraged rudeness of the left. You know, get in their faces, won't let you go back to your lives, etc.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 13, 2013 11:32 PM (yoh1c)

521 It's just today, with rebound from the Yard Sale From Hell, but I'm feeling pretty hammered about being here. There are so many things poised to rob value from local real estate -- like costs from high-speed trains to nowhere, stadium gifts to billionaires, an Obamacare bust in the economy.....and, yet, that's what is supposed to sustain me in my dotage.....the BH keeps thinking tactically, but the window isn't going to be open forever.....

Once the window closes, we're Kulaks. We can starve or die from untreated medical conditions -- Food and Healthcare here are apportioned according to devotion to Pelosi Progressivism.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 11:42 PM (T1005)

522 Yeah, I may have to move and I have no plan. I'm already looking over the edge of the cliff to Kulakville. But, not there yet. Still have hope there's a way out of the maze. California's doing a massive purge of the middle class (as we think of it). I honestly can't tell if that's the plan or if it's just the usual wild flailing resulting in terror.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 13, 2013 11:46 PM (yoh1c)

523 522 Yeah, I may have to move and I have no plan. I'm already looking over the edge of the cliff to Kulakville.

But, not there yet. Still have hope there's a way out of the maze.

California's doing a massive purge of the middle class (as we think of it). I honestly can't tell if that's the plan or if it's just the usual wild flailing resulting in terror.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2013 03:46 AM (yoh1c)

One point on which I can completely assure you....the last ones out will get reamed, HARD.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 11:48 PM (T1005)

524 One point on which I can completely assure you....the last ones out will get reamed, HARD.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 03:48 AM (T1005)

....and I can see it when the BH can't. If it were just me, I'd be so gone. I'd be so far away, able to sleep at night, planning good things instead of running scenarios to mitigate the damage....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 13, 2013 11:52 PM (T1005)

525 I won't be the last one out. I'm paying attention, and I'm not in denial. Watch those people who are in denial. When they start to get skittish is when I go.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 13, 2013 11:57 PM (yoh1c)

526 I only have me to worry about, thankfully and sadly.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 13, 2013 11:57 PM (yoh1c)

527 525 I won't be the last one out. I'm paying attention, and I'm not in denial.

Watch those people who are in denial. When they start to get skittish is when I go.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2013 03:57 AM (yoh1c)

How many Jews in Germany, Kulaks in the Ukraine, "revisionists" in the Cultural Revolution, or Armenians in Turkey thought the same thing?

It's imminent in California, and I can't leave without her.....and she doesn't see a problem.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 12:06 AM (T1005)

528 Just for fun and games, here's a little excerpt from a discussion I had with my ex-boss -- who co-owns a service company in Silicon Valley:

7:50:09 PM - XXXX: CA...is a diminishing banana republic...I predict it will be fenced off from the rest of the country in my lifetime. I intend to be on the other side of that fence.

7:50:20 PM - XXXX: Just sayin'

7:50:47 PM - XXXX: I like AZ and TX...probably one of those.

7:51:03 PM - YYYY: You may well be right. And if you owned a gerbil -- it might be within its lifetime, too.

7:51:12 PM - XXXX: ha ha

7:51:40 PM - XXXX: I don't see why more people don't see it...it seems so obvious

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 12:14 AM (T1005)

529 It's imminent in California, and I can't leave without her.....and she doesn't see a problem. Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 04:06 AM (T1005) I don't think it will be as sudden as you think, but I could understand how stressful it is to be in your position. If you were up in the foothills at least you could have your CCW permit.

And the surrounding culture would be a little less oblivious.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 14, 2013 12:15 AM (yoh1c)

530 Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 04:14 AM (T1005)

I'm YYYY, BTW.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 12:16 AM (T1005)

531 529 It's imminent in California, and I can't leave without her.....and she doesn't see a problem.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 04:06 AM (T1005)

I don't think it will be as sudden as you think, but I could understand how stressful it is to be in your position.

If you were up in the foothills at least you could have your CCW permit. And the surrounding culture would be a little less oblivious.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2013 04:15 AM (yoh1c)

The Powers That Be seem to be thinking that Silicon Valley is going to be Manhattan.....and I keep seeing parking lots turned into 3-5 story condos. There will be a tipping point where suburban houses lose value because they're no longer private, sunlit, and crime-free.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 12:22 AM (T1005)

532 I even know conservatives in denial. They think it won't change that much. I'm kind of in the middle, I see it as drastic but more of a storm than a tidal wave. Watching the weather reports... I have an emergency bugout plan, but that would suck horribly. Horribly horribly.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 14, 2013 12:25 AM (yoh1c)

533 The Powers That Be seem to be thinking that Silicon Valley is going to be Manhattan.....and I keep seeing parking lots turned into 3-5 story condos. There will be a tipping point where suburban houses lose value because they're no longer private, sunlit, and crime-free. Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 04:22 AM (T1005) More like the famously class-divided European cities, small but immensely rich old money enclaves, small middle-class service clusters around them, and then the We Care For These Poor People Zones, aka slums. Well, Jarrett was a slumlord, maybe she'll have some advice. I do currently live in an area that *probably* won't go first, near expensive neighborhoods and very near a couple of hospitals - but you never know.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 14, 2013 12:31 AM (yoh1c)

534 532 I even know conservatives in denial. They think it won't change that much.

I'm kind of in the middle, I see it as drastic but more of a storm than a tidal wave.

Watching the weather reports...

I have an emergency bugout plan, but that would suck horribly. Horribly horribly.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2013 04:25 AM (yoh1c)

When the bill comes due in California, it IS going to suck horribly -- and I have every intention of being somewhere else.....despite it being the land of my birth, amply furnished with immense resources (five out of the 12 most productive hydrocarbon reserves in the US!), and with a superlative climate.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 12:32 AM (T1005)

535 533 The Powers That Be seem to be thinking that Silicon Valley is going to be Manhattan.....and I keep seeing parking lots turned into 3-5 story condos. There will be a tipping point where suburban houses lose value because they're no longer private, sunlit, and crime-free.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 04:22 AM (T1005)

More like the famously class-divided European cities, small but immensely rich old money enclaves, small middle-class service clusters around them, and then the We Care For These Poor People Zones, aka slums.

Well, Jarrett was a slumlord, maybe she'll have some advice.

I do currently live in an area that *probably* won't go first, near expensive neighborhoods and very near a couple of hospitals - but you never know.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2013 04:31 AM (yoh1c)

I'm in a race to convince the BH v. the value of the property -- and she tends to see the wild valuations of recent sales as a reason to HOLD.

When I see outrageous valuations, I see indications to sell and invest elsewhere.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 12:37 AM (T1005)

536 We already had a real estate crash here. Well, more than one. The next one, probably when Capital-T They decide they need to make some money on eminent domain or developer donations or whatever.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 14, 2013 12:47 AM (yoh1c)

537 I should also point out that I'm very devoted to our house. We rebuilt the kitchen in 2004, and it is very nearly the best kitchen I could possibly imagine in the space that it occupies -- I spent two years dreaming and scheming about it, and another half-year getting the project going, and I'm very pleased at the way it ended up. If it weren't subject to the predations of California's government, I would cherish it until they carried me away, boots first.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 12:48 AM (T1005)

538 536 We already had a real estate crash here. Well, more than one.

The next one, probably when Capital-T They decide they need to make some money on eminent domain or developer donations or whatever.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2013 04:47 AM (yoh1c)

You ain't seen nothin', yet -- real estate is hangin' on ZIRP.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 12:51 AM (T1005)

539 I love the state but the government is going to drive me out. That sucks pretty damned bad. I'm a native and apart from government almost everything about the place is perfect. I hate being driven out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 14, 2013 12:55 AM (yoh1c)

540 539 I love the state but the government is going to drive me out.

That sucks pretty damned bad.

I'm a native and apart from government almost everything about the place is perfect.

I hate being driven out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 14, 2013 04:55 AM (yoh1c)

You're going to hate even worse having every little piece that you loved being stripped away from you, while every dollar of value anchored to the state is chainsawed.to bits.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 12:59 AM (T1005)

541 You're going to hate even worse having every little piece that you loved being stripped away from you, while every dollar of value anchored to the state is chainsawed.to bits.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 04:59 AM (T1005)

.....or, in other words, when you feel like I do.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 01:02 AM (T1005)

542 You're going to hate even worse having every little piece that you loved being stripped away from you, while every dollar of value anchored to the state is chainsawed.to bits. Posted by: cthulhu at August 14, 2013 04:59 AM (T1005) (T1005) Eh, my anchor is pretty small and the chain is weak. My attachment is largely sentimental. My family is somewhat scattered. My history is here and I know where everything is. I would hate to not see it all again. But I doubt I'd come back.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 14, 2013 01:14 AM (yoh1c)

543 Ugh all the clown talk has had a cumulative effect upon my sub-conscious. How else to explain such an odd phrase as the following one that it woke me up. How come I'm hung like a Mexican clown car?

I have no idea what that means and I really don't want to ponder it.

Oh yeah. Morning everyone. What a way to start Wednesday.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2013 01:46 AM (2+EWn)

544 This is a cheerful conversation to start the day!...morning everyone

Posted by: CanaDave at August 14, 2013 01:47 AM (AwSPc)

545 Morning CanaDave. Now let me sweep the Valu Rite bottles - what's this??? Who BBqed Hobos out here??? Clean up the bones, will ya?? Onto the morning thread. Have a great day all. It's another hot one here in south Texas.

Posted by: SAT Rose at August 14, 2013 02:10 AM (LXmAx)

546 A new 25 minute video of the Japanese tsunami from 2 years ago.
http://www.redflagnews.com/headlines/shocking-new-japan-tsunami-video-found-released

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 14, 2013 02:16 AM (2+EWn)

547 Good Morning peeps; I see the Egyptian Army has dispersed the pro-Morsi camps and killed a few of the squatters. Zero is gonna be pissed!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 14, 2013 02:41 AM (lbBsF)

548 54 Which Roberts? Andrew? Geoffrey?

Posted by: BornLib at August 14, 2013 03:00 AM (zpNwC)

549 110 I have used Spybot to good effect.

Posted by: BornLib at August 14, 2013 03:14 AM (zpNwC)

550 Posted by: BornLib at August 14, 2013 07:00 AM (zpNwC)

Andrew Roberts

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 14, 2013 03:44 AM (gqgiP)

551 29 Oprah, a billionaire and one of the most powerful people who've ever lived, just made up a fake racism story and publicly attacked a lowly shop girl to boost her status. Even uber-powerful blacks like Oprah, Obama, and Holder feel compelled to make false racism accusations. And of course this happened to Oprah the same time she's promoting a movie she's starring in - which is about racism.

Posted by: Hawk at August 14, 2013 05:40 AM (2dYnc)

552 Tunnel Teeth is partly right about the Soviets, as the Japanese were hoping to use them as go-betweens, but they wouldn't have needed a week to make up their minds if it was just the Russkies that forced the decision. Ollie's thesis is based on a theory floated and shot down about 40 years ago.

Posted by: formwiz at August 14, 2013 09:16 AM (3rwvI)

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