August 21, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (8-21-2013)
— Maetenloch

Public Morality and the Case for Neo-Realism

But American foreign policy cannot merely be defined by R2P [Requirement to Protect] and Never Again! Statesmen can only rarely be concerned with humanitarian interventions and protecting human rights to the exclusion of other considerations. The United States, like any nation-but especially because it is a great power-simply has interests that do not always cohere with its values. That is tragic, but it is a tragedy that has to be embraced and accepted.

And our national interest in Syria is....well mostly keeping Syria's troubles inside Syria.

And that leads us to the 'To Hell With Them' Doctrine which is pretty much where I'm at.

The sad reality is that in order for the Arab world to have a chance at any real peace, a whole lot of Arabs will have to die:

America forgets that it corrected the flaw in its founding by killing 30 percent of Southern men of military age during its own Civil War, so many that the Confederate Army collapsed for lack of manpower. There are numerous wars which do not end until all the young men who want to fight to the death have had the opportunity to do so. And of all of history's conflicts, none was so likely to end with this sort of demographic attrition as the present war in the Middle East. Compared to the young Arabs, Persians and Pakistanis of today, American Southerners of 1861 were models of middle-class rectitude, with the world's highest living standards and bright prospects for the future. The Europeans of 1914 stood at the cusp of modernity; one only can imagine what they might have accomplished had they not committed mutual suicide in two World Wars.

Today's Middle Eastern and South Asian Muslims have grim future prospects. The world economy has left them behind, and they cannot catch up. Egypt was at the threshold of starvation and economic collapse when the military intervened, bringing in subsidies from the Gulf monarchies. The young men of the Middle East have less to lose, perhaps, than any generation in any country in modern times. As we observe in Syria, large numbers of them will fight to the death.

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Why I'm Not Up in Arms Over Greenwald's Boyfriend Being Detained

Because when you choose to act as a freelance espionage agent and boast about carrying a state's leaked secrets, don't be surprised when you get a little Official Attention when you pass through that state. And no the title 'journalist' doesn't exempt you from the law either.

What seems to be forgotten here is that Greenwald has already published a great deal not only about the secret activities of the NSA but also those of its British partner, GCHQ. (Among the early headlines generated by Snowden's theft was the news that GCHQ had spied on the Russian delegation during an international conference in London.) Britain takes that kind of thing seriously-its laws, notably the Official Secrets Act, are tilted much more heavily toward preserving government secrecy than are the laws in the United States. Which is why it makes perfect sense that British officials would detain Miranda when he happened to alight in their jurisdiction.

He was not on a pleasure trip. He was traveling from Berlin, where he had met with Laura Poitras, a filmmaker and anti-American propagandist who, like Greenwald, has been one of the key enablers allowing Snowden to reveal the existence of classified NSA activities whose outing can only help America's (and Britain's) enemies. Miranda was, in fact, serving as a courier between Poitras and Greenwald: "Mr. Miranda told reporters in Rio on Monday," according to the New York Times, "that all of the documents encrypted on the thumb drives came from the trove of materials provided by Mr. Snowden."

US Government To Issue Secure Online IDs

Tom Groenfeldt reports in Forbes that the U.S. Postal Service has awarded a contract to SecureKey to implement the Federal Cloud Credential Exchange (FCXX) designed to enable individuals to securely access online services at multiple federal agencies - such as health benefits, student loan information, and retirement benefit information - without the need to use a different password or other digital identification for each service. SecureKey already operates a trusted identity service in Canada using identification keys provided by one of five participating Canadian banks. It allows Canadians to connect with 120 government programs online with no additional user names or passwords for everything from benefits queries to fishing licenses.

What could possibly go wrong?

Why Reducing Gun Deaths Is The Most Important Issue of Our Times!!!

Or not. Assuming you're going by what actually kills people versus what makes you feel all icky.

Who Does College Partying Hurt Most?

The poorer girls with similar credentials ("strivers") who got on the party track tended to emerge with low GPAs, unimpressive post-college jobs (frequently jobs that they could have gotten without a college degree) and burdened with debt. They actually often wound up with downward mobility, rather than the upward mobility that colleges sell. (Interestingly, the "strivers" who did best were the ones who transferred to less-prestigious regional state universities, which were also often cheaper. These schools - the Northern Kentucky Universities of the world - focus more on teaching, and are often more oriented toward student success, frequently in a less party-oriented atmosphere). The big schools, for the "strivers," were often an expensive detour.

How NOT to Test a Bullet-Proof Vest

Painful to watch in more ways than one. Note that bullet-proof vests do not protect the target stand holding the vest up. And Samir may not be able to hit a target. This is one video I'm hoping really is fakey-FAKE.

How To Reply to a Legal Threat

29th April 1971
Dear Sir,
We act for Mr Arkell who is Retail Credit Manager of Granada TV Rental Ltd. His attention has been drawn to an article appearing in the issue of Private Eye dated 9th April 1971 on page 4. The statements made about Mr Arkell are entirely untrue and clearly highly defamatory. We are therefore instructed to require from you immediately your proposals for dealing with the matter.
Mr Arkell's first concern is that there should be a full retraction at the earliest possible date in Private Eye and he will also want his costs paid. His attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of your reply.
Yours,
(Signed)
Goodman Derrick & Co.
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Dear Sirs,
We acknowledge your letter of 29th April referring to Mr. J. Arkell.
We note that Mr Arkell's attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of our reply and would therefore be grateful if you would inform us what his attitude to damages would be, were he to learn that the nature of our reply is as follows: fuck off.
Yours,
Private Eye

Chris Rock Gave Porn To Dying Kid

"I had a Make a Wish kid, like a 15-year-old kid dying of cancer, and I snuck him the, uh, Pam Anderson sex tape. He's dead now."

To which Seinfeld replied, "But he lived a little more." I think this is one of the best stories of celebrity altruism I've heard in a while. A lot of celebs do charity work in order to make themselves look good in the public eye. But what could Rock possibly have gained from secretly giving a sick boy a video where Pam sucks Tommy Lee's giant shlong? Nothing but the satisfaction of knowing that he perhaps gave the kid a little bit of joy in his time of dying.

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Thomas Jefferson's PDA

From Stuff Jefferson Had To Get Done (Volume IV).

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"Should I Leave My Husband For My High School Crush?"

I'm 32 and married with two young children. Recently I reconnected with one of my best friends from 20 years ago online. We have always had strong feelings for each other and after high school checked in on each other a few times throughout the years. But because we've always been with other people, we respected those boundaries. He has always been verbal about his feeling though I haven't. We have been able to talk to each other like no one else. In February I went to visit him and the feelings were too intense for both of us. We talked everyday, he repeatedly told me he loved me and wanted to know did I love him (although he is also married with two kids). Eventually it got physical. ...He called me 30 minutes later to tell me how much he loved me and hasn't returned a call or email since then. I just want him to tell me that he fell out of love, or he thinks we were in the wrong. Or whatever the reason was . Why won't he at least do that?

Followed by some harsh but honest advice from the columnist.

Teh Tweet!

Le AoSHQ groupe de Yahoo. Ooh la la!

Yahoo group. That is all.

Tonight's post brought to you by Rita:

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1 First

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 06:37 PM (GEICT)

2 Happy birthday, Peaches!

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 06:37 PM (dXflh)

3 An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. —Will Rogers

Posted by: mindful webworker, it's here at last! at August 21, 2013 06:37 PM (U13jb)

4 In the land of the blind the one-eyed man gets the hotties.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at August 21, 2013 06:38 PM (Q3WfW)

5 Booyah!

Posted by: Y-not at August 21, 2013 06:38 PM (5H6zj)

6 Howdy, y'all....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 06:38 PM (T1005)

7 Happy Birthday Peaches!!!!!

Posted by: Bomber at August 21, 2013 06:39 PM (G8OL9)

8 Rats in the Progressives’ Cage The Obama administration is pushing the controversial agenda of “regionalism.” And it will transform the way you live and the community you live in… regardless of whether you like it or not. Allegedly, it is about “Affirmatively Furthering Fair Housing” by forcing neighborhoods with no record of housing discrimination to accept low rent public housing. The disaster that this causes is all to real, but Progressives do not care. They would rather the poor suffered even worse, just as long as the “affluent” hoi polloi were knocked down a peg or two, for the Progressive elite need the dependency of others. In effect, this is a broad attack on our freedom and the very fabric of society and ” just the latest of a series of attempts by HUD to social engineer the American people.” What this rule does is broad in scope indeed More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3055

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 06:39 PM (Vk2pI)

9 Happy ONT Birthday, Peaches.

Posted by: L, elle at August 21, 2013 06:39 PM (3Uy4y)

10 Happy birthday, one day removed, Bomber!

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 06:40 PM (dXflh)

11 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 06:41 PM (JMmQ9)

12 Thanks for the ONT, Maet. Gonna give it a closer perusal as the evening goes on. Speaking of evening, Eva!

Posted by: mindful webworker, out for a stroll at August 21, 2013 06:42 PM (U13jb)

13 How goes it Rons and Ettes? Yes I've been drinking...a bit. And yes, there's a new post up at the link in my sig.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 06:42 PM (GEICT)

14 The grass is always greener when you've got Worf for a neighbor (he's a notorious stoner!).

Posted by: adams dead horse porn at August 21, 2013 06:42 PM (L039j)

15 I can't believe I missttypeded Ava. Ten minute suspension.

Posted by: mindful webworker, out for a stroll at August 21, 2013 06:43 PM (U13jb)

16 Please no Klingons.

Posted by: Gorn fushin at August 21, 2013 06:43 PM (md+3j)

17 That's not Ava

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 06:43 PM (8sCoq)

18 Please no Klingons.

Use better paper and you won't have that problem.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 21, 2013 06:44 PM (JawqV)

19

Here's a blog post you ONT morons will love -

The incomparable Willis Eschenbach's post on the "Stalking the Rogue Hot Spot" today over at Anthony Watts' "WATTS UP WITH THAT" (WUWT) blog:

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2013/08/21/stalking-the-rogue-hotspot/

This will be a classic. Be sure to read the comments.

Posted by: phaedrus at August 21, 2013 06:44 PM (BWoCy)

20 That's Rita, not Ava, I believe.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2013 06:44 PM (OIYjr)

21 A big fat interwebz birfday smooch for PEACHES! Maet, you sure that's Ava? She grew up just down the road in Smithfield, NC, and I don't recall her as a Ginger.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 21, 2013 06:44 PM (4Mv1T)

22 Please no Klingons.
Make love not Worf!

Posted by: moonbat zappa unit chaz moonbeam peace-out at August 21, 2013 06:44 PM (joFbZ)

23 happy birthday Peaches!

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 06:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

24 Slappy birthday, Peaches.  You take that to heart and enjoy it, ma'am.  That's an order! 

P.S.:  If anyone asks about "Fluffy", you'll answer directly to me.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 06:45 PM (lq3Ak)

25 We talked everyday, he repeatedly told me he loved me and wanted to know did I love him (although he is also married with two kids). Eventually it got physical. ---------- I LOVE how cheaters invariably describe their cheating in a way that implies it was inevitable. "Eventually it got physical." As if it they were obeying the law of gravity or something.

Posted by: Y-not at August 21, 2013 06:45 PM (5H6zj)

26 Geeze. I had to go wash the Worf stench off of my hands.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 06:45 PM (aDwsi)

27 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PEACHES!!!!

Posted by: Y-not at August 21, 2013 06:45 PM (5H6zj)

28 Hey! Happy birthdays Bomber yesterday, Peaches today, and me tomorrow. So, our parents were busy, um, around Thanksgiving?

Posted by: mindful webworker, just about to get older at August 21, 2013 06:45 PM (U13jb)

29 Got my year's supply of contacts today which turned into a two year supply of left lenses and not a single right lens. It was one of those days.

Posted by: NCKate at August 21, 2013 06:45 PM (kwl+3)

30 Happy Birthday, Peaches!

Posted by: no good deed at August 21, 2013 06:45 PM (WmLrU)

31 Heh. I'm a Paleo-Realist

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 06:46 PM (aDwsi)

32 Isn't that Rita Hayworth?

Posted by: L, elle at August 21, 2013 06:46 PM (3Uy4y)

33 Happy B-Day Peaches.

Posted by: RWC at August 21, 2013 06:46 PM (6xnhf)

34 29 Got my year's supply of contacts today which turned into a two year supply of left lenses and not a single right lens. It was one of those days. Posted by: NCKate at August 21, 2013 10:45 PM (kwl+3) Yup. Right there with you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

35 20 That's Rita, not Ava, I believe.
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2013 10:44 PM (OIYjr)

Doh - you're right. I was thinking of Ava for some reason.

Posted by: Mætenloch at August 21, 2013 06:47 PM (pAlYe)

36 >>17 That's not Ava >>20 That's Rita, not Ava, I believe. Nice catch.

Posted by: Y-not at August 21, 2013 06:47 PM (5H6zj)

37 I LOVE how cheaters invariably describe their cheating in a way that implies it was inevitable. "Eventually it got physical." As if it they were obeying the law of gravity or something.

We got to talking, and I fell on his dick.  That's how she should break the news to her husband. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 21, 2013 06:47 PM (WmLrU)

38 cattinks ‏@cattinks 43m

BWAAHAHAHAHA: Al Sharpton says Ted Cruz eligible to run for POTUS because he's a "U.S. Senator from birth" http://fw.to/G3EELvT

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 06:47 PM (8sCoq)

39 Happy Birthday to You!



Happy Birthday to You!



Happy Birthday, dear Peaches,



Happy Birthday to You!




Hmmmm.....could stand with a little autotuning.....maybe I should leave this stuff to TMI3rd....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 06:47 PM (T1005)

40 Yo, L Elle, I got the list of Moron Bloggers up. Add to it if you know of anyone I missed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 06:47 PM (GEICT)

41 Good news for me, thought I'd share with The Horde:
 

Recently invited to apply for the position of Content Expert Writer (CEW):Insurance for Answers.com. The process was interesting: an intense, comprehensive on-line writing and editing test and a requirement to craft real answers for several Answers.com entries (both within and without my subject area).
 

They took a few weeks to they evaluate the candidates (there were apparently several), and today they offered me the gig ("there can be only one").
 

Needless to say, this position is in addition to my real job and blog (hey, I'm just like AllenG and BC!), so I'll be learning (re-learning?) some time management skills.
 

Oh, did I mention that it's a *paid* position? WooHoo!
 

And Happy Birthday, Peaches!

Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 06:47 PM (yeM7r)

42 I totally agree with Spengler: they have having a civil war and they need to do it.

The last time we actually installed real democracies in crazy countries was after WWII when he blew the countries to hell and the occupied them for four years. We destroyed their will to fight and their sick cultures.

There is no way to do it on the cheap or by promoting dialogue and inclusion and all that crap. Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Lybia, Afghanistan are monuments to that failed idea.

Posted by: PJ at August 21, 2013 06:47 PM (ZWaLo)

43 I wonder why they separate Injuries and Falls in that graphic.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 21, 2013 06:47 PM (OIYjr)

44 We got to talking, and I fell on his dick. That's how she should break the news to her husband. ---- It was a million to one shot, Doc!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 21, 2013 06:48 PM (5H6zj)

45 When I get older
losing my head
will you put me down?

Posted by: adams beatles porn at August 21, 2013 06:48 PM (L039j)

46 I am going to the gym. The pillows feathers, chocolate syrup, scotch, and whipped cream are in the bedroom. yall start with out me. yall can finish without me too, if you send pictures.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 06:48 PM (Z9EHQ)

47 Ma'am?  I believe we've gotten it out of our systems.  Peaches?  You're allowed to enjoy this.  Seriously, You Gal.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 06:48 PM (lq3Ak)

48 That's Rita, not Ava, I believe. -Waterhouse Doh - you're right. I was thinking of Ava for some reason. -Mætenloch Now I've lost all faith in the alternative media.

Posted by: mindful webworker doesn't know what to believe at August 21, 2013 06:49 PM (U13jb)

49 I'm rather surprised that 3% is via poisoning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 06:49 PM (aDwsi)

50 My advice: Fuck you, you fucking homewrecking slut.

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 06:50 PM (ELdpj)

51 BC, what is this "blogroll" bullshit? I've maintained "AltonJackson's Fellow Moron-bloggers of the ONT" for years. http://supplysidepolitics.blogspot.com/ I'm just yankin' your chain...we should talk. We could compile an epicly massive Moron blog-roll...

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 06:50 PM (JMmQ9)

52 >Doh - you're right. I was thinking of Ava for some reason.


I do that too

http://is.gd/sFarT8

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 06:50 PM (8sCoq)

53 MP4 will be so proud of the ONT crew.

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 06:50 PM (dXflh)

54 Geeze. I had to go wash the Worf stench off of my hands.
That's what I said!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoBoMvY0U10

Posted by: counselor troi at August 21, 2013 06:50 PM (joFbZ)

55 Hey, y'all.  Is you is or is you ain't mah babies??? 

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 06:51 PM (8lmkt)

56 Put the blame on Mame.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 21, 2013 06:51 PM (QDk4A)

57 I've been dealing with some pretty severe back pain for the past three weeks.  My MRI results were given to me today.  I have a bulging disc with nerve impingement.  It looks like my posts will be brought to you by painkillers and muscle relaxers indefinitely. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 21, 2013 06:51 PM (WmLrU)

58 Congrats speedster1!

Happy B-day Peaches!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 21, 2013 06:52 PM (JawqV)

59 51 BC, what is this "blogroll" bullshit? I've maintained "AltonJackson's Fellow Moron-bloggers of the ONT" for years. http://supplysidepolitics.blogspot.com/ I'm just yankin' your chain...we should talk. We could compile an epicly massive Moron blog-roll... Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 10:50 PM (JMmQ9) Nice. Definitely. Email is bcochran1981 at gmail dot com

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 06:52 PM (GEICT)

60 *I LOVE how cheaters invariably describe their cheating in a way that implies it was inevitable. "Eventually it got physical." As if it they were obeying the law of gravity or something. Yep. My best friend's cheating-whore-of-an-ex said the same thing. Except there was an intermittent phase where she said she just got naked with the guy without following decadence...riiiight.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2013 06:52 PM (Dsds2)

61 Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 10:47 PM (yeM7r)

Congrats!  Bask in it, sir.  That's pretty damn cool.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 06:52 PM (lq3Ak)

62 I've known people like that. Married for years with kids and then find their "soulmate" and throw everything away. Shitheads all of them. Once you make the vow it should take more than that to break it. You should be in it for the long run.

Posted by: Gorn fushin at August 21, 2013 06:52 PM (md+3j)

63 Speedster -- Congratulations! BC is doing a Moron blogroll at the Yahoo group. Give us a link for your blog either here or at the group and we'll pimp it for you.

Posted by: L, elle at August 21, 2013 06:52 PM (1tsbS)

64 The shooter forgot to adjust for elevation, and so the bullet drops at long range, as bullets do. It is called gravity. Get used to it. It is not going away.

Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2013 06:53 PM (UIH3m)

65 I also love how there are 4 children whose lives are about to be destroyed. But loooooove.

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 06:53 PM (ELdpj)

66 Every day is B-Day when Peaches is around!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 06:54 PM (joFbZ)

67 Gonna go out on a limb (no pun intended) and say that bulletproof vest test was fake.   There is no way that collection of people could be collectively that stupid. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 06:54 PM (BeSEI)

68 Sha la la-la
Worf for today

Posted by: adams grass roots porn at August 21, 2013 06:54 PM (L039j)

69 More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3055 Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 10:39 PM (Vk2pI) These people got into power because of Democracy. Democracy is a non-viable system. The franchise must be limited to those who will restrain spending, and thereby restrain government autocratic impulses such as this. I shall not be surprised to see much tragedy occurring in the not so distant future.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 21, 2013 06:55 PM (bb5+k)

70 Off stupid Star Trek sock

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 06:55 PM (md+3j)

71 67 Gonna go out on a limb (no pun intended) and say that bulletproof vest test was fake. There is no way that collection of people could be collectively that stupid. Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 10:54 PM (BeSEI) You were present for the last two elections, right?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 06:55 PM (GEICT)

72 A quick hello. Great ONT & Happy BD to that Patriot loving gal from da left coast

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 21, 2013 06:55 PM (HVff2)

73 We got to talking and one thing led to another and I swear I don't know how it happened Honey but all of a sudden she's bent over the hood of the TransAm with a fan belt in her teeth and I'm riding her like Slim Pickens


it was an accident, I swear

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 06:55 PM (8sCoq)

74 Media Matters for America doesnÂ’t often find much time in its busy schedule of incessantly attacking Fox News to praise other news outlets, so it is noteworthy that it took a moment Wednesday to give a slobbering electronic kiss to Al-Jazeera.

Posted by: Jared Loughner at August 21, 2013 06:55 PM (e8kgV)

75 Burt don't underestimate stupid.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 06:55 PM (md+3j)

76 I really like that the infographic specifies "unintentional falls". As opposed to intentional falls. Those are the real threat!

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 06:55 PM (ELdpj)

77 *I LOVE how cheaters invariably describe their cheating in a way that implies it was inevitable. "Eventually it got physical." As if it they were obeying the law of gravity or something.

Yep. My best friend's cheating-whore-of-an-ex said the same thing. Except there was an intermittent phase where she said she just got naked with the guy without following decadence...riiiight.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2013 10:52 PM (Dsds2)


right on, Thrawn.  we all have choices in this life.  don't let your fuckin' mucous membranes lead you astray.  it's just tawdry.

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 06:55 PM (8lmkt)

78 60 *I LOVE how cheaters invariably describe their cheating in a way that implies it was inevitable. "Eventually it got physical." As if it they were obeying the law of gravity or something.

Yep. My best friend's cheating-whore-of-an-ex said the same thing. Except there was an intermittent phase where she said she just got naked with the guy without following decadence...riiiight.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2013 10:52 PM (Dsds2)


--Just like the occasional sob story about a clueless woman I have seen on TV who "one morning found herself pregnant."  LMAO, like waking up with a hangnail: Damn, who saw that coming?

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 06:56 PM (bufJH)

79 I am firmly in the "to Hell with them" foreign policy camp. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 21, 2013 06:56 PM (WmLrU)

80 I just want him to tell me that he fell out of love, or he thinks we were in the wrong. Or whatever the reason was . Why won't he at least do that? I hope someone told the poor dear who wrote the letter about her HS sweetheart "because he nutted".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 06:56 PM (BXLPR)

81 PJ, we can do it on the cheap - that's what nukes are for

Posted by: Jean at August 21, 2013 06:56 PM (CMlD4)

82 "I'll throw everything out the window because Difficult and Hormones."

My face gets red when I hear these stories.  I worked in a tanning salon for years.  I felt like a bartender. 

Customer vs. Jail  *SMH*

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 06:56 PM (lq3Ak)

83 btw, I fucking hate PPP and TPM. Check this out (if you dare): Poll: Louisiana GOPers Unsure If Katrina Response Was ObamaÂ’s Fault http://tinyurl.com/mlgdd4f Of course, this story is how LA Republicans are teh stupid (hell, I would have said "Obama" too just to troll them), instead ofhow PPP and TPM are being stupid assholes. I learned this from a guy who's a great reviewer and comedian, but not an astute political thinker: Noah Antwiler ‏@TheSpoonyOne 29% of Louisiana Republicans believe Barack Obama is most responsible for the poor Hurricane Katrina relief efforts. Noah Antwiler ‏@TheSpoonyOne Today has given me fresh new hatred for this world and everything in it. And it's not over yet. Nope, Spoony isn't mad about Egypt, Syria, or the NSA. No, he's mad that LA Repubs largely trolled a dumb-ass poll...

Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2013 06:56 PM (Dsds2)

84 Moronimated —Something so dumb it has to be animated. http://moronimated.urbanup.com/7123855 I dunno. I just found it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I didn't say it at August 21, 2013 06:56 PM (U13jb)

85 "Gonna go out on a limb (no pun intended) and say that bulletproof vest test was fake. There is no way that collection of people could be collectively that stupid."

Oh, what I would give to think like that again!

Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2013 06:56 PM (UIH3m)

86 BCochran, did you see the link I posted earlier for the Bush schedule? Any help or did you already check that site?

Posted by: RWC at August 21, 2013 06:56 PM (uRqqf)

87 It is called gravity. Get used to it. It is not going away.
Posted by: navybrat
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It's not just a good idea, it's The Law.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 06:57 PM (aDwsi)

88 right on, Thrawn. we all have choices in this life. don't let your fuckin' mucous membranes lead you astray. it's just tawdry. Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 10:55 PM (8lmkt) Fucking aye right. I stood in front of God, family and friends. That shit should mean something.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 06:57 PM (GEICT)

89 Nice. Definitely. Email is bcochran1981 at gmail dot com Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 10:52 PM]/i] got it. Will send .txt version of said blogroll. Reciprocation appreciated.

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 06:57 PM (JMmQ9)

90 Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 10:47 PM (T1005)


Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 06:57 PM (8lmkt)

91 Happy Birthday to fellow Leos Peaches for today and Bomber for yesterday.


In for break, out real soon, always good to be here.


Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 21, 2013 06:57 PM (xa1/W)

92 67 Gonna go out on a limb (no pun intended) and say that bulletproof vest test was fake. There is no way that collection of people could be collectively that stupid.

I thought the same thing, after the first shot went into the dirt, many feet off the target, and they didn't call the whole thing off because the guy couldn't shoot. I'm sort of amazed he even hit the guy.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 06:57 PM (bKA83)

93 I've known people like that. Married for years with kids and then find their "soulmate" and throw everything away. Shitheads all of them. Once you make the vow it should take more than that to break it. You should be in it for the long run. Posted by: Gorn fushin at August 21, 2013 10:52 PM (md+3j) Marriage is more than just "wuv" or legal benefits. Some thoughts on that here: http://tinyurl.com/mfybg6y

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 06:57 PM (Vk2pI)

94 It looks like my posts will be brought to you by painkillers and muscle relaxers indefinitely. Posted by: no good deed __________________ Hang in there. Substitute "Weed" and "Booze" for "Painkillers" and "Muscle Relaxers", and you'll have the entire Horde decoded.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 21, 2013 06:57 PM (4Mv1T)

95 Posted by: no good deed at August 21, 2013 10:47 PM (WmLrU)

http://tinyurl.com/m68mjl6

I'll just leave that right there...

Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 06:58 PM (T1R3G)

96

My advice: Fuck you, you fucking homewrecking slut.

 

Both of them are scum.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 06:58 PM (lr3d7)

97 Damn. I kinda thought you morons would wait long enough to give Peaches a freebie. Heartless bastards, all of you. Happy Birthday, ma'am.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 21, 2013 06:58 PM (HXwIE)

98 Rita!

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2013 06:58 PM (ZlfQC)

99 Thanks, Blanco, Slapweasel, and L,elle (link in nic)!

Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 06:58 PM (yeM7r)

100 86 BCochran, did you see the link I posted earlier for the Bush schedule? Any help or did you already check that site? Posted by: RWC at August 21, 2013 10:56 PM (uRqqf) I did see it and I have checked it out. Everything involving Bush is a description of his activities for the day. Everything with TFG is a very simple breakdown by time. I'm looking for the TFG style breakdown. It may just simply not exist.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 06:59 PM (GEICT)

101 CHICAGO (Police One) — Chicago Police Supt. Jody Weis is a “coward” who had “cut and run” last week when he should have responded to shots fired 45 seconds away, a retired police officer charged Monday.

More than 20 years ago, John Northen led a group of police sergeants who filed a federal lawsuit charging they were unfairly denied promotions as the result of a flawed lieutenants exam.

Now, Northen has filed a complaint with the Independent Police Review Authority, forwarded to the inspector general’s office, accusing Weis of “failing to take appropriate police action” during the news conference Friday in crime-ridden Englewood.

After 26 hours of violence that left 41 shot and four dead, Weis summoned reporters to the 6600 block of South Marshfield Ave., site of at least two of the shootings.

As the media event drew to a close, an aide tapped Weis on the shoulder to tell him about the nearby shooting. Apparently unaware of what he was about to be told, Weis told a television reporter asking follow-up questions that he’s “gotta run.”

…“Jody Weis is a coward. I don’t want to see a coward leading the men and women of the Chicago Police Department,” [Northen] said.

“I’ve talked to people at the scene. Somebody even timed it with a mars light. He was only 45 seconds away from officers going in on a perilous assignment where one man ended up dead. He should have responded to the scene and backed up his men. This guy went the other way. He cut and run. He’s a disgrace. If he was a blue-shirt [low-level officer], he’d be an outcast.”

Posted by: demolition man at August 21, 2013 06:59 PM (e8kgV)

102 I LOVE how cheaters invariably describe their cheating in a way that implies it was inevitable. "Eventually it got physical." As if it they were obeying the law of gravity or something. Posted by: Y-not at August 21, 2013 10:45 PM (5H6zj) It *IS* inevitable in absence of a moral social system which produces pressure to prevent it. Earlier today I was discussing with a friend the nature of a social system which could counteract natural urges to be unfaithful. He didn't see where I was going with it, but my point is that whatever it is, it has to be very powerful to derail these very strong and natural urges. I wonder what possible method could be used to convince people to refrain from their natural urges?

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 21, 2013 06:59 PM (bb5+k)

103 > It is called gravity. Get used to it. It is not going away.



YOU CAN SEE THE WIRES

Google it people

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 06:59 PM (8sCoq)

104 Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 21, 2013 10:55 PM (bb5+k) Democracy barely works when those with the right to vote are required to have skin in the game, I.e., jobs, land, businesses, paying taxes, etc. It cannot work if a plunder mechanism (like wealth redistribution) is in place!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 21, 2013 06:59 PM (XdnQT)

105 My philosophy has always been, I don't have to know your wife and, if I do know her, I don't have to like her.  I will still show her far more respect that you are doing right now.  Everyone is to blame in that situation.  If it ain't right, it's wrong.  I'm very old testament that way.

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 06:59 PM (8lmkt)

106 "Both of them are scum." Definitely. But she's the one who's asking for advice.

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 06:59 PM (ELdpj)

107 Responsibilities call. Thought I would have more time, but I have to go. Later peeps.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 21, 2013 06:59 PM (bb5+k)

108 These people got into power because of Democracy. Democracy is a non-viable system. The franchise must be limited to those who will restrain spending, and thereby restrain government autocratic impulses such as this. I shall not be surprised to see much tragedy occurring in the not so distant future. Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 21, 2013 10:55 PM (bb5+k) Remember when we were a republic and not a democracy?

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 06:59 PM (Vk2pI)

109 Rita Hayworth: the ultimate "White Hispanic."

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 06:59 PM (bKA83)

110 71 -

That's why I said "that collection of people."  They have access to the weapons, the equipment, the interpreter, and the alleged Afghani soldier.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I would think somebody in that crowd (perhaps the guy who was standing there holding the thing over his head when the first round landed 20 meters in front of him???) would have asked the question as to how wise  it was to carry out the demonstration in that manner. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 07:00 PM (BeSEI)

111 Peaches

Happy Birfday

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 07:00 PM (8sCoq)

112 Peaches, for your birthday, a happy puppeh: http://tinyurl.com/lbtfqx2

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 07:00 PM (dXflh)

113

     Good evening, good people.

    Great day today, hall monitor okayed a short trip to the County Fair.  No problems with the knee (used a crutch) and ate a ton of fair food.   Bestest were the french fries drowned in cheese with a big handful of bacon sprinkled on.

   The sweet was a Belgian waffle with strawberries and whipped cream.  All made from local stuff.

  Once yearly is about all I can deal with.  Not a diet to live on, but one extravagance like that doesn't hurt.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2013 07:00 PM (SAMxH)

114 Rita Hayworth: the ultimate "White Hispanic."

and an epic ginger . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:00 PM (8lmkt)

115 "Fucking aye right. I stood in front of God, family and friends. That shit should mean something." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

DAMN SKIPPY, sir. 
-Know it. 
-Mean it. 
-Find that Ultimate Teammate.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 07:00 PM (lq3Ak)

116 Oh, and by the way, that is roughly the same scene as was played out in the tv series Reno 911. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 07:01 PM (BeSEI)

117 Beginning of the end of the GOP? 

13 Maine Republicans Flee the Party.

One of their most notable criticisms is that of Speaker of the House John Boehner. The defecting Republicans condemn him for his decision to purge the most fiscally conservative Republicans from their leadership positions in late 2012.

http://tinyurl.com/n5x8vhk

Posted by: I can dream at August 21, 2013 07:01 PM (Id9fJ)

118 Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 21, 2013 10:57 PM (4Mv1T) Now I understand how some of the horde can post so prodigiously !

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 21, 2013 07:01 PM (XdnQT)

119 Diogenes neutering ought to do it.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 07:01 PM (md+3j)

120 that is one helluva happy puppeh, Vendette!!  might have even had a beer or two . . . 

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:02 PM (8lmkt)

121 102 I wonder what possible method could be used to convince people to refrain from their natural urges?

It's called shame. Totes not cool these days. You're supposed to feel it about cheating, about accepting charity or welfare or food stamps, about not pulling your weight, about voting for Nancy Pelosi, ...

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 07:02 PM (bKA83)

122 In a republic this rule ought to be observed: That the majority should not have the predominant power. ~ Cicero In a Republic, no one should have the predominant power.

Posted by: The Roman Hat at August 21, 2013 07:02 PM (Vk2pI)

123 Alright, where's that asshole andycanuck? I know he's lurking around here somewhere.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:02 PM (GEICT)

124 I'll just leave that right there...

Wow!  He was almost orphaned and divorced in the same incident. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 21, 2013 07:02 PM (WmLrU)

125 Fucking aye right. I stood in front of God, family and friends. That shit should mean something. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 10:57 PM (GEICT) There is that powerful influence I mentioned which is capable of controlling powerful natural urges. Belief in a higher power civilizes us. Wide spread Atheism will collapse a society I think.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 21, 2013 07:02 PM (bb5+k)

126

I also love how there are 4 children whose lives are about to be destroyed. But loooooove.

 

It reminds me of the NYTimes story from a few years ago about a man and woman who left their spouses for each other.  The article was glowing about their love and all that crap, but as one blogger commented, "None of the journalists involved in this article seemed to ask the jilted husband what he thought of the new romance."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 07:03 PM (lr3d7)

127 Posted by: Hrothgar at August 21, 2013 10:59 PM (XdnQT) Yup.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 21, 2013 07:03 PM (bb5+k)

128 BC, Here's the archive of the Bush White House website: http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/ Couldn't find any indication that they were posting the schedule online back then. May be an Obama thing (to prove he's actually working)

Posted by: sc at August 21, 2013 07:03 PM (x4/lX)

129 Andy is still on the last thread making bad Klingon puns.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 07:03 PM (md+3j)

130 Strike that...orphaned and widowed. 

Posted by: no good deed at August 21, 2013 07:03 PM (WmLrU)

131 I wonder what possible method could be used to convince people to refrain from their natural urges? It's called shame. Totes not cool these days. You're supposed to feel it about cheating, about accepting charity or welfare or food stamps, about not pulling your weight, about voting for Nancy Pelosi, ... Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 11:02 PM (bKA83) It's not just societal. Otherwise, it would be even more widespread than it is. I don't cheat. Would never. There are lots of other Rons and Ettes that feel the same. Self. Fucking. Control. is the key.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:04 PM (GEICT)

132 that was a pretty brutal little "need advice" story there. But WOW - that married dude gave EXCELLENT advice to her. Really great! He did it nicely too. She's a bit young for this I'd say. Ten years from now it will all be back on the table, I'd bet you. I'm easy on her; like the advice columnist. Love is pretty crazy. But like he said, clearly the guy was all about the fling, but not on board for breaking up his marriage (or hers, I guess, tho that was not his focus). So in sort of a jerky way his actions saved both marriages. I'd bet he'd have been fine with continuing the fling tho. I'm sort of Italian in this way; flings are of course, very very bad. Very bad things. Sometimes they happen. They are forgiveable; breaking up the familia - that is NOT forgiveable.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 07:04 PM (2up3Q)

133 21 years tomorrow for me and hubby

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 07:04 PM (zOTsN)

134 The only possible scenario that seems plausible with the ballistic vest shooting test is that the shooter is the brother in law of the guy holding the vest. Not only plausible but probable, imho.

Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2013 07:04 PM (UIH3m)

135 Of course, the regulars understand that when I say "soonest" it probably means "next Tuesday"...

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 07:04 PM (JMmQ9)

136 The bell just rang. About to be put back in my cell for the night. Too soon. Glad I had a few minutes I could hang around the periphery of the Cool Kids and act as if I belonged. :grabbing a slice of birthday cake off the table:

Posted by: mindful webworker - hey! at August 21, 2013 07:04 PM (U13jb)

137 I'm looking for the TFG style breakdown. It may just simply not exist. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 10:59 PM (GEICT) Was thinking you were looking for the condensed version, never came across one. Good luck. That bulletproof vid? WTF. They can't do a jumping jack and you're going to stand downrange???

Posted by: RWC at August 21, 2013 07:04 PM (uRqqf)

138 131 I don't cheat. Would never. There are lots of other Rons and Ettes that feel the same.

Self. Fucking. Control. is the key.


I feel the same. But it does not feel like self-control. It feels like wanting to retain my self-respect.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 07:05 PM (bKA83)

139 BlackOrchid! You live! How goes it?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:06 PM (GEICT)

140 What's the matter, BC???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 07:06 PM (joFbZ)

141 It's called shame Wellllll no. It isn't shame that stops women from participating in this stuff. It's just self-preservation, really. If they couldn't get alimony/support after cheating, that might help! If their immorality left them destitute? Fantine-style? that was the way of it, before

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 07:06 PM (2up3Q)

142 Just popping in to say... Happy Birthday Ms. Peaches!!!

Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 21, 2013 07:06 PM (kVw0W)

143 I feel the same. But it does not feel like self-control. It feels like wanting to retain my self-respect. Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 11:05 PM (bKA83) Self-control is simply the method by which you retain your self-respect.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:06 PM (GEICT)

144 Wide spread Atheism will collapse a society I think.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 21, 2013 11:02 PM (bb5+k)


I will almost certainly get flamed for this, but there are plenty of atheists who understand the difference between right and wrong.  and there are plenty of the "pious" who work both sides of that fence, including with children.  so, no, I cannot agree.  Plus, what about those fuckin' muzzie lunatics?  devout as all hell, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:06 PM (8lmkt)

145 Honestly! My life is sucking lately don't even ask working like a scotswoman and there are Amish all over my house

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 07:06 PM (2up3Q)

146 Mike Rowe just said genetically engineered porn on TV.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 07:07 PM (md+3j)

147 140 What's the matter, BC??? Posted by: andycanuck at August 21, 2013 11:06 PM (joFbZ) No Worf thread hate, huh?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:07 PM (GEICT)

148 #74

Which is amusing since Al-Jazeera is run by people who consider it a matter of law to have a major portion of Media Matters staff, including its founder, executed.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 07:07 PM (kcfmt)

149 Oh it was "corn". Never mind.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 07:07 PM (md+3j)

150 145 Honestly! My life is sucking lately don't even ask working like a scotswoman and there are Amish all over my house Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 11:06 PM (2up3Q) I'm not sure what that means, but I'm sorry to hear it. Here, have some tequila.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)

151 IBTC!!!!!  {{{{{}}}}}  so good to see you and thank you so much for the shout-out!!  we still got to have that drink or dinner or somethin' one of these days.

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:08 PM (8lmkt)

152 There's no such thing as bad traffic/hit counts, BC.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 07:08 PM (joFbZ)

153


I'm sort of Italian in this way; flings are of course, very very bad. Very bad things. Sometimes they happen. They are forgiveable; breaking up the familia - that is NOT forgiveable.

 

The family is already broken.  Any man who sticks around after mommy decides to whore herself out is a wimp and a fool and deserves to be humiliated.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 07:08 PM (lr3d7)

154 It reminds me of the NYTimes story from a few years ago about a man and woman who left their spousesfor each other ooh I remember that one. Those were two horrible people. Hey I got a lot of retweets on my Al Jazeera show names! was it you guys? I'm not THAT funny

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 07:08 PM (2up3Q)

155 "Today's Middle Eastern and South Asian Muslims have grim future prospects. The world economy has left them behind, and they cannot catch up."

----

Careful. I made this same dire prediction about non-Japanese Asia  in Asian Drama: An Inquiry into the Poverty of Nations, published in 1968. 

Boy, was I wrong!


Posted by: Zombie Gunnar Myrdal at August 21, 2013 07:08 PM (ZyC3z)

156 HBD, Peaches!


[raises tasty beverage]

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 07:08 PM (bufJH)

157 143 Self-control is simply the method by which you retain your self-respect.

OK, I buy that. Same thing, different angle of perspective.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 07:09 PM (bKA83)

158 Any man who sticks around after mommy decides to whore herself out is a wimp and a fool Oh you're right there, Alex. I was more thinking of the man doing something extraneous.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 07:09 PM (2up3Q)

159 152 There's no such thing as bad traffic/hit counts, BC. Posted by: andycanuck at August 21, 2013 11:08 PM (joFbZ) Ha! Very true.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:09 PM (GEICT)

160
Oh you're right there, Alex. I was more thinking of the man doing something extraneous.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 11:09 PM (2up3Q)

 

No difference.  If he screws around, she should kick him out. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 07:10 PM (lr3d7)

161 154 Hey I got a lot of retweets on my Al Jazeera show names! was it you guys? I'm not THAT funny

You were plucking a fruit so ripe as to fall off in your hand. Timing is everything in comedy.

Posted by: Splunge at August 21, 2013 07:10 PM (bKA83)

162 Reno 911 bulletproof vest test:


http://preview.tinyurl.com/n5gzxhp

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2013 07:10 PM (BeSEI)

163 Mike Rowe just said genetically engineered porn on TV. Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 11:07 PM (md+3j) Does it involve catgirls?

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 ~ 猫耳モード at August 21, 2013 07:10 PM (Vk2pI)

164 I'm sort of Italian in this way; flings are of course, very very bad. Very bad things. Sometimes they happen. They are forgiveable;

that is utter horseshit, imho. the women only stay for financial reasons.  they should have better lawyers, that'd fix that fuckin' problem pdq.

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:11 PM (8lmkt)

165 'I LOVE how cheaters invariably describe their cheating in a way that implies it was inevitable. "Eventually it got physical." As if it they were obeying the law of gravity or something. ' This passive way of describing a behavior is a way of avoiding responsibility for that behavior. "It happened" as opposed to " I did it." An acquaintance of mine had a son who was involved in an armed robbery where his pals killed a guy. This woman's son pleaded guilty to armed robbery to avoid being charged with murder. When he was testifying against his cohorts he used passive phrases, such as "The robbery happened...." At sentencing time the judge just hammered him because the way this guy testified he came across like a sniveling, unremorseful bastard, which of course, is exactly what he was.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2013 07:13 PM (TtUxg)

166 Black Orchid, is it true that "vendetta" is Italian for "It's okay if you want to see other people"?

Posted by: Another fapping moron at August 21, 2013 07:13 PM (EV3Uf)

167 21 years tomorrow for me and hubby Posted by: thunderb ---------------------- Congratulations! See it through to 22. My 23rd is in a week. Been a hard ride, but we got this far.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 21, 2013 07:13 PM (4Mv1T)

168

we have very old dear friends.  Wife, who is usually wonderful, had a bi-polar breakdown about 12 years into their marriage and cheated once with an asshole.  He took her back, and they got her mind right and got counseling too.  He swore he would only stick around until their kids graduated high school, and we all supported him in that thinking.

 

They are still married, 30 plus years now.  Kids out of college, one getting married and the other going to medical school.  They are happy.  They still love each other.  I marvel at them

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 07:13 PM (zOTsN)

169 *The family is already broken. Any man who sticks around after mommy decides to whore herself out is a wimp and a fool and deserves to be humiliated. Exactly. There's always room for forgiveness of course, but such a woman (or man, if the roles are reversed) can no longer be trusted in the manner of relationships. My pastor friend wanted to work it out with his cheating-whore-of-an-ex, but (sadly, fortunately for him), she didn't want to give up her adulterous lifestyle. Six years wasted, thankfully no children were involved, but at least he left with some semblance of dignity and his credit largely intact.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2013 07:13 PM (Dsds2)

170 113 Good evening, good people. Great day today, hall monitor okayed a short trip to the County Fair. No problems with the knee (used a crutch) and ate a ton of fair food. Bestest were the french fries drowned in cheese with a big handful of bacon sprinkled on. The sweet was a Belgian waffle with strawberries and whipped cream. All made from local stuff. Once yearly is about all I can deal with. Not a diet to live on, but one extravagance like that doesn't hurt. Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2013 11:00 PM (SAMxH) Bullshit! It's the healthiest diet you could imagine.

Posted by: County Fair Carnie with 6 1/2 teeth at August 21, 2013 07:13 PM (BXLPR)

171 lol BC I'm having my house COMPLETELY CHANGED basically had cedar siding - I know I know - and got sick of dealing. took the siding OFF new wrap new insulation new "wood composite" siding No more woodpeckers and carpenter bees! no more painting! yay! it is just taking like twice what they'd said. Amish are GREAT but they are perfectionists. and always take longer than they estimate, I think. Okay you guys will like this - so they're literally all over the house, on scaffolds? and they show up at like 6am (!!!) I was trying to get up even before that to shower but this week I just had had enough. My shower room has a door from the "open" bath area (with sinks and NO SHADES) and the walk-in closet is adjacent. I came out of the shower to get dressed and there was a poor Amish guy literally just outside the window. He almost fell off his ladder! The next day I took all my clothes WITH me so no towel walking but I tossed my PJs out (he was still there). Again, crazy reaction! Lady jammies.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 07:13 PM (2up3Q)

172 "Flings are forgiveable"? Right. My wife would "fling" me into the next county. And I would never forgive myself.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 07:14 PM (md+3j)

173 "Self. Fucking. Control. is the key."  Posted by:
BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

"I feel the same. But it does not feel like self-control. It feels like wanting to retain my self-respect."Posted by: Splunge

Here's the "rule".  Never do anything that you wouldn't do with your Wife there.  For myself, that is fairly inclusive, but it does not embarrass the woman I've chosen for a Holy Union.

Can I embarrass her?  Sure.  Would I allow another woman to embarrass her?  No. Fucking. Way. 

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 07:14 PM (lq3Ak)

174
    Which brings up prenuptial agreements.  I think they stink--you're positing that the marriage will fail.

  Bad damn idea.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2013 07:14 PM (SAMxH)

175

Wife, who is usually wonderful, had a bi-polar breakdown about 12 years into their marriage and cheated once that he knows about with an asshole.

 

Fixed it for you.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 07:14 PM (lr3d7)

176 81 PJ, we can do it on the cheap - that's what nukes are forPosted by: Jean at August 21, 2013 10:56 PM (CMlD4)
The actual costs of the weaponry is relatively low in comparison to their effect.
The cost of the reconstruction (which we will be forced to pay) is colossal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 21, 2013 07:15 PM (QDk4A)

177 21 years tomorrow for me and hubby
Posted by: thunderb
----------------------

Congratulations! See it through to 22.

My 23rd is in a week. Been a hard ride, but we got this far.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 21, 2013 11:13 PM (4Mv1T)


Hearty congrats to you both, thunderb and TR!!!  Very sweet and I wish you all the best and smooth sailing in the future.  Awesome to have someone to go the distance with, more than you probably realize.  xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:15 PM (8lmkt)

178 Followed by some harsh but honest advice from the columnist. --- Worked with a girl 15 years ago. Got divorced a couple years ago. Had never been on FB before but after the divorce got on there. Was doing some serious drinking at the time (12-24 pack a day). One thing lead to another and pretty soon I had an apartment almost next door to her place of employment. Her job was to drive around all day selling ads for the local newspaper. She spent most of the days in my apt. Then one morning her husband impersonated her on FB. Pretty much found out everything he needed to know in a matter of minutes. I almost home wrecked the place. 2 years went by with no contact and just in the past three months she started chatting with me all day again. I figure she's a serial cheater. Although she must have had second thoughts because I haven't heard from her in about a month. Don't really care though since I hit that good. Did I mention I'm a dick?

Posted by: UWP at August 21, 2013 07:15 PM (vj51i)

179 I never forgive


I just dig a hole

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 21, 2013 07:16 PM (8sCoq)

180 "I've known people like that. Married for years with kids and then find their "soulmate" and throw everything away. " My sister and I were talking about this just this evening. We both know married people who had affairs because they were soooo in love. They wrecked their marriages, messed up their kids, and in the end, didn't marry the people they'd cheated with.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2013 07:16 PM (TtUxg)

181 They are still married, 30 plus years now. Kids out of college, one getting married and the other going to medical school. They are happy. They still love each other. I marvel at them I love this story thunderb! And yes, the woman stays (if the man cheats) because money/status. Duh. Again, I say *that* is the impetus for most women to not cheat, but it's weakening because they see other ways to get along. I have to think men cheat on their wives more than the inverse?? no? I don't know stats.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 07:16 PM (2up3Q)

182 I figure she's a serial cheater. Although she must have had second thoughts because I haven't heard from her in about a month. Don't really care though since I hit that good. Did I mention I'm a dick? Posted by: UWP at August 21, you wanna talk to her? let me see if she is sleeping?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

183 Can I embarrass her? Sure. Would I allow another woman to embarrass her? No. Fucking. Way.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 11:14 PM (lq3Ak)


I heart you, Slap.  You're a really, really good guy.  And your wife is a lucky woman.

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:17 PM (8lmkt)

184 "Which brings up prenuptial agreements. I think they stink--you're positing that the marriage will fail."

Bad damn idea.
Posted by: irongrampa

Get Bent

Posted by: Michale Strahan and Michael Jordan at August 21, 2013 07:17 PM (lq3Ak)

185 29 Got my year's supply of contacts today which turned into a two year supply of left lenses and not a single right lens. It was one of those days.

Posted by: NCKate at August 21, 2013 10:45 PM (kwl+3)


---

Arghhhh!  If you be puttin' em up on Craigslist maybe we can do business.

Posted by: Pirate Cap'n Squinty at August 21, 2013 07:18 PM (ZyC3z)

186
I have to think men cheat on their wives more than the inverse?? no? I don't know stats.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 11:16 PM (2up3Q)

 

It's about even.  The difference is that infidelity by women is less likely to be discovered or reported. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 07:18 PM (lr3d7)

187 "I heart you, Slap. You're a really, really good guy. And your wife is a lucky woman. "
Posted by: Peaches

I'm not even married, darlin', but I've got real designs on happiness!

Posted by: Michale Strahan and Michael Jordan at August 21, 2013 07:18 PM (lq3Ak)

188 Arghhhh! If you be puttin' em up on Craigslist maybe we can do business. Posted by: Pirate Cap'n Squinty at August 21 for you it is probably a two year supply.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

189
  I have been married to the same sweet lady for 45 years--the one who plays hall monitor when I need one.

    Would not trade a SINGLE moment with her for anything.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2013 07:18 PM (SAMxH)

190 Was doing some serious drinking at the time (12-24 pack a day)

good grief . . . apparently, I'm a fuckin' piker.    I was semi-trailer-trash-barbie today after 6 coors lights last night, with some food in between.  dang, 12-24, srsly?  in a DAY??  dang.

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:19 PM (8lmkt)

191 Knock, knock. Who's there? Worf. Worf who? Worf. To see the wizard.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 07:19 PM (pxDth)

192 First sock-Fail ever...

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 07:19 PM (lq3Ak)

193 hey we're not talking about the neo-realism thing! I'm sorry I derailed things with that poor deluded cheater story, but I loved the advice she got

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 07:20 PM (2up3Q)

194 I have been married to the same sweet lady for 45 years--the one who plays hall monitor when I need one. Would not trade a SINGLE moment with her for anything. Posted by: irongrampa at August 21 yeah but how long have you been married to your other wives?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

195 Hi ont!! What ya talking about?

Posted by: lous a girl commenting from hubby's phone at August 21, 2013 07:20 PM (vgd4f)

196 Maet-That was a very good point in the beginning of you ONT. I donÂ’t care how many die in Syria either, as long as they stay in Syria. The Arabs have been fighting each other for centuries and they can continue to so, it makes no difference to me. That was a good point about WWI & WWII. Peaches, I believe it is your birthday? I looked here from my iPhone while at work Monday night. Happy Birthday! Carol

Posted by: CarolT at August 21, 2013 07:20 PM (z4WKX)

197 back on the treadmill

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

198 Here's the "rule". Never do anything that you wouldn't do with your Wife there. For myself, that is fairly inclusive, but it does not embarrass the woman I've chosen for a Holy Union. Can I embarrass her? Sure. Would I allow another woman to embarrass her? No. Fucking. Way. Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 11:14 PM (lq3Ak) My rule is don't do anything that I would be pissed if she did.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:21 PM (GEICT)

199 Worf. To see the wizard. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon ---------------------------- You are SO dependable. What the hell would we do without you?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 21, 2013 07:21 PM (4Mv1T)

200 I have been married to the same sweet lady for 45 years--the one who plays hall monitor when I need one.

Would not trade a SINGLE moment with her for anything.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2013 11:18 PM (SAMxH)


you are gold standard, irongrampa.  i bow to your overall awesomeness.  and thank you, from the bottom of my hard little heart, for being here with us. 

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:22 PM (8lmkt)

201 On the other thread, there is a quote from FreeBeacon about some Fatima group or something being the largest ant-semitic group in the US...  Really? Wouldn't that be the millions of muslims, or blacks, or the Democrat Party? I'm sure Fatima is wacky, but if they are fringe, then how can they be a big deal? The groups I mentioned, which overlap, are MUCH larger, I am positive of that, and much more mainstream.

Posted by: Baldy at August 21, 2013 07:22 PM (tyDFN)

202 My rule is don't do anything that I would be pissed if she did. good rule 15 years this fall for me

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 07:22 PM (2up3Q)

203 First sock-Fail ever... Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 11:19 PM (lq3Ak) In penance, we demandÂ… a shrubbery!

Posted by: The Sockpuppets who say NI! at August 21, 2013 07:22 PM (Vk2pI)

204 *They wrecked their marriages, messed up their kids, and in the end, didn't marry the people they'd cheated with. IIRC, only 10 to 15% of the people end up marrying the person they cheated on their SO with. My friend's cheating-whore-of-an-ex ended up in that low percentage group though. My question is this - why would anybody agree to marry a serial cheater? Do they think they are somehow exempt from history?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2013 07:22 PM (Dsds2)

205 good grief . . . apparently, I'm a fuckin' piker. I was semi-trailer-trash-barbie today after 6 coors lights last night, with some food in between. dang, 12-24, srsly? in a DAY?? dang. Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 11:19 PM (8lmkt) --- The worst it got was a 5th of Jack, passed out, woke up 5 hours later and had another 5th of Jack, minus about 1 shot left in the bottle. Both passing out times I woke up pissed off that I woke up. Everythings all better now. No more of that kind of drinking. I drinking binge now consists of a 40oz.

Posted by: UWP at August 21, 2013 07:23 PM (vj51i)

206 "My rule is don't do anything that I would be pissed if she did." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk

DAMN.  GOOD.  RULE.

Copy, paste, jib, newsletter.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 07:23 PM (lq3Ak)

207 lou!!!!!  it's my muthafuckin' birfday . . . i am older than dirt (but possibly younger than irongrampa).  how you doin'?

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:23 PM (8lmkt)

208
Started watching a rip of this tonight.  Pretty darn decent so far. Caper film with polish and wit.

Now You See Me (2013)

An FBI agent and an Interpol detective track a team of illusionists who pull off bank heists during their performances and reward their audiences with the money.

Trailer: http://youtu.be/KzJNYYkkhzc


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 21, 2013 07:23 PM (kdS6q)

209 Happy Birthday To you! Happy Birthday To You! Happy Birthday Dear Peaches! Happy Birthday To You!! And many more

Posted by: lous a girl commenting from hubby's phone at August 21, 2013 07:23 PM (vgd4f)

210 Congrats to irongrampa and all you other long term Morons and Ettes. The wife and I celebrated 10 years this past June. Been through some unbelievable shit the last year or so (that actually had nothing to do with our relationship) and I can't imagine a life without her. Matter of fact, that's one of the ways I decided she was who I wanted to marry. I always did this thing, with whoever I was dating, where I would imagine if we broke up or something happened where we weren't together anymore. She was the first one where I got nothing. Beyond her was, and is, just a blank space.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:24 PM (GEICT)

211 151 IBTC!!!!! {{{{{}}}}} so good to see you and thank you so much for the shout-out!! we still got to have that drink or dinner or somethin' one of these days. Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 11:08 PM (8lmkt) I haven't forgotten...been busy lately. And being a Leo rocks, doesn't it? And as far as cheating goes...my father cheated on my mother with a fellow co-worker thirty years ago. My parents' divorced, my father married his mistress and they have been together for twenty-seven years. But I will say, that my baby brother and I suffered greatly at the expense of my step-mother and her two sons. Despite all that, my baby brother and I are college graduates and successful individuals. Her two boys...the oldest is married with three kids and my father and step-mother financially support them. Her youngest son is a drug addict and has been in and out of jail the last thirteen years. Anyways...people know and just shake their heads. My father seems resigned to living in misery with her. Anywho, just my two cents.

Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 21, 2013 07:24 PM (kVw0W)

212 "In penance, we demandÂ… a shrubbery!" Posted by: The Sockpuppets who say NI!

A shrubbery?

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 07:24 PM (lq3Ak)

213 Peaches, I believe it is your birthday?

Posted by: CarolT at August 21, 2013 11:20 PM (z4WKX)

I think she is bummed. Turning 30 really does suck.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 07:24 PM (gqgiP)

214 The only "Responsibility to Protect" that the US government should have is US interests and citizens. As I've said elsewhere, the people who push this crap aren't sending their kids off to bleed for third world ingrates.

Posted by: Another fapping moron at August 21, 2013 07:24 PM (EV3Uf)

215 My question is this - why would anybody agree to marry a serial cheater? Do they think they are somehow exempt from history?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2013 11:22 PM (Dsds2)

 

Arrogance or desperation.  Women especially seem to believe that their coochies are magical and will make a man faithful after he leaves his wife for her.  Men, on the other hand, are likely to believe that his status/wealth/etc will be enough to keep her faithful  Or they just don't care and are fucking their secretaries.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 07:25 PM (lr3d7)

216 She was the first one where I got nothing. Beyond her was, and is, just a blank space. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 11:24 PM (GEICT) BC1981-I hope you tell her that & often! Congrats. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at August 21, 2013 07:25 PM (z4WKX)

217 What the hell would we do without you? Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 21, 2013 11:21 PM (4Mv1T) Drugs? A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhklHHMGPnU

Posted by: Psychedelicat at August 21, 2013 07:25 PM (Vk2pI)

218 FreeBeacon

shit, I thought that said FreeBacon.  got all excited.  fail!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:26 PM (8lmkt)

219 Really Thrawn. Why would you trust a known cheater and liar? People are so stupid they will believe anything. Just look at the sluts we elect to represent us.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 07:26 PM (md+3j)

220 "I think she is bummed. Turning 30 really does suck."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Thread Winner.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 07:26 PM (lq3Ak)

221 Perhaps there should be a variety of marriage vows. Cheater Vows would oblige the partners to cheat only if unhappy or he/she was super hot and alcohol may hav been involved.

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2013 07:26 PM (AO9UG)

222 "The difference is that infidelity by women is less likely to be discovered or reported" Although all those babies who look like the UPS man should be a give away...

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 07:26 PM (ELdpj)

223

My parents' divorced, my father married his mistress and they have been together for twenty-seven years. But I will say, that my baby brother and I suffered greatly at the expense of my step-mother and her two sons. Despite all that, my baby brother and I are college graduates and successful individuals

 

 

exactly like my hubby's father.  As a consequence, he would never, ever cheat and is the best father I have ever known

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 07:26 PM (zOTsN)

224 shit, I thought that said FreeBacon. got all excited. fail!!! Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 11:26 PM (8lmkt) *Looks in fridge* *Finds untouched package of bacon* Here you go, Peaches!

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 07:26 PM (dXflh)

225 #168, thundrb Years ago I was teaching in a Catholic grade school. This little girl's parents had divorced. Her mother married the guy she'd had an affair with. The mom divorced the guy within a year. So the girl comes in one day and says, "My mom's getting married again." and I thought, " Oh good Lord, what's wrong with that woman?" Then the the girl says, " To my dad." The parents remarried, that was decades ago, and the parents are still married.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2013 07:27 PM (TtUxg)

226 I think she is bummed. Turning 30 really does suck. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 11:24 PM (gqgiP) Especially the second time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:27 PM (GEICT)

227 it's my muthafuckin' birfday . . . i am older than dirt (but possibly younger than irongrampa). how you doin'? Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 11:23 PM (8lmkt) Happy 29th birthdayÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 07:27 PM (Vk2pI)

228 Cheater Vows would oblige the partners to cheat only if unhappy or he/she was super hot and alcohol may hav been involved.

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2013 11:26 PM (AO9UG)

 

Nah, give it another generation and "open" marriages will be considered the enlightened thing to do.  Demanding monogamy and fidelity will be seen as barbaric and possessive and a relic of the patriarchy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 07:27 PM (lr3d7)

229 I always did this thing, with whoever I was dating, where I would imagine if we broke up or something happened where we weren't together anymore.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 11:24 PM (GEICT)

The reason I ultimately forgot about my long-term relationship before I got married to the love of my life.

I answered a similar question with: "I will go down to the upscale billiards hall on Shattuck Ave. and hit on the hot manager.

That's when I realized that it wasn't all that important a relationship.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 07:28 PM (gqgiP)

230 Especially the second time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 11:27 PM (GEICT)

You sleep on the couch...a lot.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 07:29 PM (gqgiP)

231 hey, CBD, when is the next meetup in NY/NJ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

232 BC1981-I hope you tell her that & often! Congrats. Carol Posted by: CarolT at August 21, 2013 11:25 PM (z4WKX) I have told her that story. It's hard to explain how big of a deal it was/is to me. But I do my best to make sure she knows she's loved and cherished.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:29 PM (GEICT)

233 A shrubbery? Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 11:24 PM (lq3Ak) You would prefer an alternative? OK! *gets out herring*

Posted by: The Sockpuppets who say NI! at August 21, 2013 07:29 PM (Vk2pI)

234 You know what I love, for ONT-purposes?  I love how CarolT types "Carol" at the end of her post, even though we all see "CarolT" in the Sig.  That is what manly-men like me call "cute".  That's like getting a hand-written letter in the mail, nowadays.

We all (I) know it is unnecessary, but we (I) adore that shit whole-heartedly.

Long Live Carol T!

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 07:29 PM (lq3Ak)

235 Nerdy Girl awesome story, especially for the little girl

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 07:30 PM (zOTsN)

236

Don't know if it was brough up before....

C. Gordon (Gordo) Fullerton passed away today.

 

Posted by: Say What at August 21, 2013 07:30 PM (3hSf2)

237 Just finishing John Darwin's After Tamerlane: The Global History of Empire Since 1405 and am similarly wondering how different the past 100 years would have been had Europe not committed suicide in 1914.  The gist of Darwin's take is that while the Concert of Europe's balance of power worked well among the Great Powers, it was ill-fitted to respond to the multiple challenges posed by new, smaller, ethnic polities after the Balkan Wars.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 07:30 PM (bufJH)

238 Anywho, just my two cents.

Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 21, 2013 11:24 PM (kVw0W)


ah, sweetie, I don't know what to say.  my dad cheated too, but my mom just stuck it out (although there was that time she rammed the girlfriend's car at a swanky restaurant with that fuckin' '69 charger she thought was so cool but embarrassed me half to death).  God love ya and you are always in my prayers (it's the "all morons" thing cause sometimes late at night my brain is all cattywampus).  E me, we'll do something!

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:30 PM (8lmkt)

239

OK y'all.

I'm peace'ing out. I just had to read a paper written by a bunch of half-wit philosophers trying to make a biochemical and evolutionary argument about why chimps are just like humans.

I need to hit the hay before I lose my mind (and then get back to this tomorrow.)

 

night 'rons and 'etts.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 21, 2013 07:30 PM (GaqMa)

240 Marriage in ancient Ireland was a contract that had to be renewed each year by mutual consent. If one party wanted out, it was done. This was before St. Patrick and Christianity, of course.

Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2013 07:30 PM (UIH3m)

241 I answered a similar question with: "I will go down to the upscale billiards hall on Shattuck Ave. and hit on the hot manager. That's when I realized that it wasn't all that important a relationship. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 11:28 PM (gqgiP) EXACTLY. Mine was, "well, I'll be sad, but I'll move on." Up until my wife. Then it was "........." I literally go blank. Nothing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:30 PM (GEICT)

242 @ 210

   "Beyond her was, and is, a blank space".

     Bingo.

   Never lose track of that.


     BTW, great blog, I bookmarked you.  Good man, BC.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2013 07:31 PM (SAMxH)

243 God brought my wife and I together and we produced two wonderful boys. I'm firmly convinced he did that to save me.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 07:31 PM (md+3j)

244 This was before St. Patrick and Christianity, of course. Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2013 11:30 PM (UIH3m) BastardÂ…

Posted by: Snakes at August 21, 2013 07:31 PM (Vk2pI)

245 144 Wide spread Atheism will collapse a society I think. Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at August 21, 2013 11:02 PM (bb5+k) I will almost certainly get flamed for this, but there are plenty of atheists who understand the difference between right and wrong. and there are plenty of the "pious" who work both sides of that fence, including with children. so, no, I cannot agree. Plus, what about those fuckin' muzzie lunatics? devout as all hell, eh? Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 11:06 PM (8lmkt) Not going to get flamed from me. Reasonable boundaries hold things together. When I was at college, you could tell within the first month of school who was going to fail out. Those who grew up with reasonable boundaries set by their parents did well. Those that had no boundaries or very strict boundaries did not. Why? The one's with a reasonable boundary, knew that real freedom means that you limit yourself. Those who thought freedom meant no boundaries, did not limit themselves, and thus faced the consequences.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 07:32 PM (BXLPR)

246 You sleep on the couch...a lot..... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 11:29 PM (gqgiP) Never have, never will. She tried to enforce that one time. She failed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:32 PM (GEICT)

247 My ex, of about 21 years. (Part of the problem was I don't have a clue how many years or any anniversary dates therein) Left her BF for me. We raised their two toddler kids and had another in that time. Long story short, after 20 some years, she started taking "drives". Turns out those drives were to the guy's house. So that ended. Now they are married for two years, after about 2 months of getting divorced from me. That makes the third time in 20 years she cheated. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Posted by: UWP at August 21, 2013 07:32 PM (vj51i)

248 Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 11:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

I'm thinking early October.

DJLadysmith has been agitating for Cork City Pub in Hoboken.

http://tinyurl.com/k2grfow

I have my eye on:  http://pilsenerhaus.com/

Hers is closer to the train station and PATH, so it probably makes more sense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 07:33 PM (gqgiP)

249 night 'rons and 'etts. Posted by: tsrblke

Have a good one, jumbled consonants followed by a sole vowel!

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 07:33 PM (lq3Ak)

250 BTW, great blog, I bookmarked you. Good man, BC. Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2013 11:31 PM (SAMxH) Thank you IG. I'll be honest, you're one of my fav Morons. Keep fighting the good fight. Some things are worth fighting for, regardless of whether you win or lose.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:33 PM (GEICT)

251

Beyond her was, and is, just a blank space.

 

 

It's not that bad, really.  

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2013 07:33 PM (q/93j)

252 241 Marriage in ancient Ireland was a contract that had to be renewed each year by mutual consent. If one party wanted out, it was done. This was before St. Patrick and Christianity, of course. Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2013 11:30 PM (UIH3m) They had it right the first time.

Posted by: eman at August 21, 2013 07:33 PM (AO9UG)

253 Time for the old folk.

    Peaches, big hug and Happy Birthday.


       Goodnite, good people.    Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2013 07:33 PM (SAMxH)

254 marriage ain't that hard y'all, just do it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

255

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 11:33 PM (gqgiP)

 

Heh, that reminds me I should throw together a Midwest meetup.

But I'm lazy.  Anyone else want to do it?

 

The brother and I are thinking of hitting up CPAC when it comes to St. Louis in a month or so, if we wanted to do something quick we could roll with in then.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 21, 2013 07:34 PM (GaqMa)

256 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 11:30 PM (GEICT)

She did have a great ass. I just can't remember the personality it was attached to.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 07:34 PM (gqgiP)

257

Although all those babies who look like the UPS man should be a give away...

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 11:26 PM (ELdpj)

I think that the states should require proof of paternity, either in the form of a paternity test or an adoption certificate, before they issue a birth certificate with the father's name on it.  You'd see family courts thrown into complete disarray.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 07:34 PM (lr3d7)

258 The Nationals survive Soriano's incompetence to get the win. I'm out. Good night, all! And best b-day wishes to Peaches!

Posted by: Vendette at August 21, 2013 07:35 PM (dXflh)

259 I'm thinking early October. DJLadysmith has been agitating for Cork City Pub in Hoboken. http://tinyurl.com/k2grfow I have my eye on: http://pilsenerhaus.com/ Hers is closer to the train station and PATH, so it probably makes more sense. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, If you can swing one before end of October I am in. Let me know if you need help planning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

260

hubby's father cheated, ran off with secretary, abandoned kids, never paid child support, didn't see them again for 15 years.

 

His life was in ruins.  Lost his business, lost his job, lost his health.  Lost everything.  Married his whore.  They died within 2 months of each other.  Karma, she is a bitch

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 07:35 PM (zOTsN)

261 I suppose it could be considered to be a renewable lease.

Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2013 07:35 PM (UIH3m)

262 Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 11:26 PM (zOTsN) Just wanted to say Happy Anniversary to you and your husband...just in case I don't pop on tomorrow night.

Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 21, 2013 07:36 PM (kVw0W)

263 Good Night, I.G. and Vendette.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 07:36 PM (lq3Ak)

264 Nah, give it another generation and "open" marriages will be considered the enlightened thing to do. Demanding monogamy and fidelity will be seen as barbaric and possessive and a relic of the patriarchy.

You think it will take a generation?

Posted by: Methos, ongoing pessimist, single status probably unrelated at August 21, 2013 07:36 PM (hO9ad)

265 Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 11:06 PM (8lmkt)

Um...yeah....Diogenes Lamp is a fucking retard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 07:36 PM (gqgiP)

266 We live in an age where privacy can be eliminated. Stone the cheaters.

Posted by: ad bellum at August 21, 2013 07:37 PM (L039j)

267 "I think that the states should require proof of paternity, either in the form of a paternity test or an adoption certificate, before they issue a birth certificate with the father's name on it." Texas has some odd laws about presumed paternity. I can't remember the details because they didn't apply to me, but there's something on the birth certificate form about if you were married to someone else prior to conception.

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 07:37 PM (ELdpj)

268 no so thing as an open marriage - like a good sailboat - no life rafts keeps the crew motivated

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

269 Let me know if you need help planning.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 11:35 PM (Z9EHQ)

I think you are on the e-mail list. The best thing to do is just show up.  Planning is tedious but manageable.

[and buy me a beer of course, but that is axiomatic]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 07:38 PM (gqgiP)

270 OK, I'm out... Peaches, if it is indeed your birthday; Happy Birthday! I'm skeptical 'cause you've had (through no fault of your own) something like seven "birthdays" in the past couple of weeks. anyhoo, (((hugs))), Peaches! BCochran, we should compare notes on the "blogroll" thing. Anything I promised up-thread will require a reminder. tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 07:38 PM (JMmQ9)

271 To me, marriage is about a lot of things, but one thing in particular....is your word worthwhile or not? "to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part." That. Shit. Means. Something.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:39 PM (GEICT)

272 sweet, Ichiro got 4000 hits. Hope he beats Pete Rose's record

Posted by: The Perv at August 21, 2013 07:39 PM (vJdyz)

273 America forgets that it corrected the flaw in its founding by killing 30 percent of Southern men of military age during its own Civil War


Wrong.  America thus doomed itself to the eventual collapse we are now confronting up-close-and-personal.

Posted by: Handcuffed to the Bumper of a State Trooper's Ford at August 21, 2013 07:39 PM (eMtQ2)

274 ah, sweetie, I don't know what to say. my dad cheated too, but my mom just stuck it out (although there was that time she rammed the girlfriend's car at a swanky restaurant with that fuckin' '69 charger she thought was so cool but embarrassed me half to death). God love ya and you are always in my prayers (it's the "all morons" thing cause sometimes late at night my brain is all cattywampus). E me, we'll do something! Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 11:30 PM (8lmkt) Oh, my mother is a country girl from Floyd, Virginia...she is a sweet, genteel lady, but as she says, "I don't take no wooden nickels and I don't give no wooden nickels." When she caught my father with my step-mother, she beat her ass. Whenever my step-mother tries me, I remind her of that ass whipping she got from my mother.

Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 21, 2013 07:39 PM (kVw0W)

275 speaking of paternity, is there gonna be something more to that dimaggio thing?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

276 I will almost certainly get flamed for this, but there are plenty of atheists who understand the difference between right and wrong. and there are plenty of the "pious" who work both sides of that fence, including with children. so, no, I cannot agree. Plus, what about those fuckin' muzzie lunatics? devout as all hell, eh? Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 11:06 PM (8lmkt) The thing is, most atheists aren't really atheists. They have some god or non-theistic faith they believe in. For some it is global-warming. For others, their god is the proletariat, the race, the "general will," &c. Atheists? I doubt there are very many real atheists out there.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 07:40 PM (Vk2pI)

277 I think that the states should require proof of paternity, either in the form of a paternity test or an adoption certificate, before they issue a birth certificate with the father's name on it."

I know that, in Califuckindumberthanabagofhammers, if a woman has a child while legally married, the husband of record is the legal father.  I think this is why that Kardashian booty-girl was having such fits to divorce that idiot roundball player while she was all knocked up with that other idiot Kanye's spawn.

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:40 PM (8lmkt)

278 You think it will take a generation?

Posted by: Methos, ongoing pessimist, single status probably unrelated at August 21, 2013 11:36 PM (hO9ad)

 

For it to become widespread?  Yeah, about a generation.  They've already started to normalize it.  That was part of the goal with gay marriage: to claim that since gays "aren't monogamous", we as a society need to rethink our hangup on monogamy in relationships.  The push now is starting for polygamy to be accepted as normal and natural and healthy. 

 

I say it'll take a generation because they'll use this generation to normalize a lot of this stuff and then feed it to the next generation.  Instead of "Heather Has Two Mommies" kids will get "Heather's Mommy Has A Special Friend" and "Johnny's Three Parents".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 07:40 PM (lr3d7)

279 "Atheists? I doubt there are very many real atheists out there." Posted by: The Political Hat

'Sup?

Posted by: Pen Gillette at August 21, 2013 07:41 PM (lq3Ak)

280

sweet, Ichiro got 4000 hits. Hope he beats Pete Rose's record


Posted by: The Perv at August 21, 2013 11:39 PM (vJdyz)

 

*****

 

Yeah, but he got some 1600 or so in Japan...where the curvature of the earth reduces the 'break' in off speed pitches by about 38%.  Hell, even Jose Canseco could get 2000 hits in Japan.


With his noggin.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 07:42 PM (pxDth)

281 169 *The family is already broken. Any man who sticks around after mommy decides to whore herself out is a wimp and a fool and deserves to be humiliated. There was a recent arrest of a woman in Michigan who tried to hire a hitman to kill her husband. The husband decided to stand by her because, well, she's a wonderful person. You really do need to read the news article. It's great. http://tinyurl.com/n5sj3o2

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2013 07:42 PM (TtUxg)

282 Wow, you guys are all judgy like tonight. Remind not to walk too close to that big post and pile of sticks you have there.

Posted by: The Last One at August 21, 2013 07:42 PM (8HiDF)

283 I know that, in Califuckindumberthanabagofhammers, if a woman has a child while legally married, the husband of record is the legal father. I think this is why that Kardashian booty-girl was having such fits to divorce that idiot roundball player while she was all knocked up with that other idiot Kanye's spawn.

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 11:40 PM (8lmkt)


--I think you're getting two different Kartrashians confused.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 07:43 PM (bufJH)

284 I really find it hard to believe that the guys in that bulletproof vest vid are that dumb, gotta be fake.

Posted by: booger keeps it real at August 21, 2013 07:43 PM (xRDdL)

285 #238

To a large extent, WWI was just business as usual but technology had made such events so much deadlier that the old pattern could not continue. Though it took WWII to drive the lesson home.


I've suspected for a while that ME policy in the last several years has been towards creating a conflagration that would drain off most of the young males of a generation and make the region quiet for a while. The trick is doing it without screwing up the oil business too long or too deeply, and not letting Israel get wiped out along the way. Even if my Jewish ancestry didn't give me a bit of bias, Israel is a technology wellspring in the midst of a region that offers damned little to the world in new ideas. From a purely economic standpoint, losing Israel (assuming the populace doesn't successfully flee) would be a bigger blow than a few years of disruption to the ME oil output.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 07:43 PM (kcfmt)

286 Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Posted by: UWP at August 21, 2013 11:32 PM (vj51i)


But at least there is symmetry

Posted by: Azthras, who sadly probably died alone at August 21, 2013 07:43 PM (hO9ad)

287 That secure ID/Real ID thing from the post office could work, but only if it's ROM RFID chip surgically implanted in your body, with a bar code tattoo over the site.  Then you would need a device to read the chip data on every computer you expect to use.

But what happens if you have more than one official Post Office Address? You get a Real ID for every address? or does one address cover all the places where you expect to get mail?

Probably better go with the one Real ID, and probably should have it implanted at time of birth. Probably should not put it in an extremity; people have the bad habit of loosing arms and legs from time to time.

It could work! 

Posted by: Old Crank at August 21, 2013 07:43 PM (st/TO)

288 BC Just wanted to say: LOVE your blog! It's got kind of an HQ feel to it, but YOUR passion and sensibilities come through loud and clear. Kudos!

Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 07:43 PM (yeM7r)

289

speaking of paternity, is there gonna be something more to that dimaggio thing?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 11:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

 

*****


Why?  Did Marilyn Monroe have a baby?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 07:43 PM (pxDth)

290 "to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part. As long as I get to look at the tits on that hottie in the next booth"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 11:39 PM (GEICT)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 07:44 PM (gqgiP)

291 Wow, you guys are all judgy like tonight. Remind not to walk too close to that big post and pile of sticks you have there.

yeah, well, just keep your penis in your pocket and you should be fine. 

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:44 PM (8lmkt)

292 "Wow, you guys are all judgy like tonight. Remind not to walk too close to that big post and pile of sticks you have there."
Posted by: The Last One

Without clear judgement, you are retarded in every way possible.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 07:44 PM (lq3Ak)

293 Yeah, but he got some 1600 or so in Japan...where the curvature of the earth reduces the 'break' in off speed pitches by about 38%. Hell, even Jose Canseco could get 2000 hits in Japan. With his noggin. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 11:42 PM (pxDth) Nah, the reason shit don't break in Japan is the ball. One of our coaches, when I was playing in college, played a season over in Japan. He pitched. He brought back some of the balls they use over there. Smoother than a babies butt. I don't see how they get the ball to move at all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:44 PM (GEICT)

294 Hell, even Jose Canseco could get 2000 hits in Japan.

With his noggin.


Pretty sure that bonk on his noggin is what explains his bizarre twitter account.

Posted by: booger keeps it real at August 21, 2013 07:45 PM (xRDdL)

295 Oh yeah, we will judge you hard, TLO. It's really not hard to stay faithful to your spouse. It's really the bare minimum for being a decent human being.

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 07:45 PM (ELdpj)

296 I like being married. I know I am just a newlywed, but we have been together 15 years. I see the alternative, not for me!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2013 07:45 PM (vgd4f)

297 Yeah i agree it is a little judgy up in here! not me tho, right? I'm quite morally flexible. I'm even registered Dem! [ducks] ugh Im just procrastinating work And Penn Jillette is an agnostic. I've told him to his face. His argument on why he's atheist and not agnostic is basically "agnostic IS atheist" but no. He's not completely sure there's no higher power

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 07:45 PM (2up3Q)

298 Am I banned? test 1 2 3 ?

Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 07:45 PM (DWF95)

299 BC has a blog?  He hasn't even gotten off my lawn.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 07:45 PM (lq3Ak)

300

I know that, in Califuckindumberthanabagofhammers, if a woman has a child while legally married, the husband of record is the legal father. I think this is why that Kardashian booty-girl was having such fits to divorce that idiot roundball player while she was all knocked up with that other idiot Kanye's spawn.

 

 

My standard response to the gay marriage debate is that marriage has one socially useful function: paternity.  It's the principle reason why the government has any interest in relationships, and the reason why libertarians who think that "the government should get out of marriage" are fucking morons.

 

You know who a child's mother is pretty damn quick, but up until about thirty years ago there was no way to truly know who a child's father was.  Marriage was society's way of dealing with that uncertainty.  A husband was assumed to be the father of any children borne by his wife.  This created stability and eased things such as inheritance and created a stable social structure to ensure that children were cared for.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 07:46 PM (lr3d7)

301 296 Lauren, that right there is the damn truth.

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2013 07:46 PM (vgd4f)

302 Is that the real Jake in Idaho?  Tobacco and Jake are back? 

--Maybe?

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 07:46 PM (lq3Ak)

303 289 BC Just wanted to say: LOVE your blog! It's got kind of an HQ feel to it, but YOUR passion and sensibilities come through loud and clear. Kudos! Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 11:43 PM (yeM7r) Thank you very much. I'm enjoying it so far. A few people here and there had suggested I do it, I always resisted. Finally I said "fuck it, let's go." I talked with EoJ some about setting it up and boom. Here we are.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:46 PM (GEICT)

304 Infidelity is not harmless. Very few come out of it unchanged.

Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2013 07:47 PM (UIH3m)

305 Jake!   Welcome back dude!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 07:47 PM (pxDth)

306 273 sweet, Ichiro got 4000 hits. Hope he beats Pete Rose's record Posted by: The Perv at August 21, 2013 11:39 PM (vJdyz) I'll take that bet.

Posted by: Charlie Hustle at August 21, 2013 07:47 PM (BXLPR)

307 I think you are on the e-mail list. The best thing to do is just show up. Planning is tedious but manageable. [and buy me a beer of course, but that is axiomatic] Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo I am on the list and I will buy you a beer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

308 Welcome back Jake!

Posted by: Gingy at August 21, 2013 07:47 PM (aH+zP)

309 It's Jake. From Idaho. Hi Jake from Idaho. What are you wearing?

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 07:47 PM (md+3j)

310 "My question is this - why would anybody agree to marry a serial cheater? Do they think they are somehow exempt from history? Posted by: Thrawn" This came up on one of the tv judge shows. A woman had had an affair with a married man. He left his wife and married her. So of course, in a short time he was cheating on her. The judge wasn't sympathetic.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2013 07:47 PM (TtUxg)

311 Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 21, 2013 11:39 PM (kVw0W)

Would a reasonable impression of your mother be at the 1:00 mark?

http://youtu.be/hUFL2GT1-2g

Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 07:47 PM (T1R3G)

312 To a large extent, WWI was just business as usual but technology had made such events so much deadlier that the old pattern could not continue. Though it took WWII to drive the lesson home.


Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 11:43 PM (kcfmt)


--I think ignorance of the effects of the technology had some effect, but nevertheless diplomacy since the Napoleonic Wars was successful; the only conflicts among Great Powers were short or geographically limited (Crimean, Austro- and Franco-Prussian Wars).  The Great Powers were also smart enough not to let squabbles over sandy outposts in Africa or Central Asia drag them into a general war.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 07:47 PM (bufJH)

313 Dammit woman, you've got me thinking with my deck.

Posted by: VHS HI FI at August 21, 2013 07:48 PM (L039j)

314 Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 11:45 PM (DWF95) Aren't you dead? WB

Posted by: Weirddave at August 21, 2013 07:48 PM (aH+zP)

315

you can be a moral being and be an atheist

 

sometimes a marriage can survive cheating

 

cheaters, of any kind, rarely prosper

 

not too judgey, but cheating is a disaster for a family, especially the kids

 

it murders trust and stability

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 07:48 PM (zOTsN)

316 300 BC has a blog? He hasn't even gotten off my lawn. Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 11:45 PM (lq3Ak) He. The last lawn I tarried on, my BIL's, I took a drunken piss off his stoop. So yeah, you might want me to move on. Lol.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:48 PM (GEICT)

317 Not quite an atheist here. Don't go to church and probably wont go to church. But if I do it will be just for the experience and observation of the people that do. I figure if there's an all knowing god, he knew that about me going in. So it's pretty much his fault, so how can I be blamed. And THAT might bring on some flaming here.

Posted by: UWP at August 21, 2013 07:48 PM (vj51i)

318

Oh, and just for the record-

 

 

 

All have sinned and come short of the glory of God. 

 

 

 

 

I'm out.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 07:49 PM (pxDth)

319

Religion =/= belief in God.  Religion is more about a belief in mankind's place in the universe, expectations about what a moral life, shared rituals that bind a group together, etc.

 

You can have all of those things without believing in a deity.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 07:49 PM (lr3d7)

320 Why? Did Marilyn Monroe have a baby? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 heh, no, I am asking about the guy that got shot after running off with the girl in ID. I hate to be a crank but a lot of times things turn out to be more complicated

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

321 I will almost certainly get flamed for this, but there are plenty of atheists who understand the difference between right and wrong. and there are plenty of the "pious" who work both sides of that fence, including with children. so, no, I cannot agree. Plus, what about those fuckin' muzzie lunatics? devout as all hell, eh? Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 11:06 PM No flames from me; I'm a registered apothetic...

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 07:50 PM (JMmQ9)

322 It's really the bare minimum for being a decent human being.

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 11:45 PM (ELdpj)

I have no plans to leave my wife (quite the opposite. I want to experience great sex at 90 years of age....with her).

But...I told her that I will never cheat. I'll ask for a divorce first.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 07:50 PM (gqgiP)

323

Ichiro has increased his hits per year avg since moving to the majors.  I wouldn't hold his career in Japan against him. 

 

Also, Japan has a 144 game season.  18 games less a year for the first 7 years of his career.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2013 07:51 PM (q/93j)

324 Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 11:45 PM (DWF95)

Heh, jake, buddy, how you doin? 

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 07:51 PM (8lmkt)

325 I am on the list and I will buy you a beer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 11:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

See you in October.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 07:51 PM (gqgiP)

326 But...I told her that I will never cheat. I'll ask for a divorce first. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 11:50 PM (gqgiP) THIS Of course, my wife's response was "I don't believe in divorce. Anything I'd divorce you for, I'd kill you for. So it's a moot point."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:52 PM (GEICT)

327 283 The Last One, judgy, Ya know what, for fuck sake. We stopped being a bit judgy(is that a word)country and it went to hell in a hand basket. Over the do whatever you want, but admit, we are on the highway to hell because of this loose shit!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2013 07:52 PM (vgd4f)

328 so the gym thing not really gonna happen

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

329 --I think ignorance of the effects of the technology had some effect, but nevertheless diplomacy since the Napoleonic Wars was successful; the only conflicts among Great Powers were short or geographically limited (Crimean, Austro- and Franco-Prussian Wars). The Great Powers were also smart enough not to let squabbles over sandy outposts in Africa or Central Asia drag them into a general war.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 11:47 PM (bufJH)

 

A large part of that was because the Napoleonic Wars left everyone so exhausted and weakened that it took a couple of generations before anyone could think of starting any large-scale shit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 07:52 PM (lr3d7)

330 This thread seems to be low on reaching its quota of mentioning Worf.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 07:52 PM (LI48c)

331 BC You're quite welcome. I've been blogging for...let's see...8 and a half years (plus). It's my creative outlet, it's provided a VERY helpful megaphone that I've been able to use for clients' (and stranger's) benefit, and, of course, the Answers.com opportunity. I wish you many years of success with yours.

Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 07:52 PM (yeM7r)

332 299 Am I banned?


test
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Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 11:45 PM (DWF95)



JAKE!!!!!! GREAT to see you!!!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 07:52 PM (T1005)

333

@324- 


Garrett-  I was just funning.  I think Ichiro is great.  Not really big into the whole numbers aspect of beisbol myself.  Good for him though.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 07:53 PM (pxDth)

334 See you in October. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21 my calendar is blocked out all month.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

335 Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 11:45 PM (DWF95)

Yes....you are banned.

However, if you send my your 10-22 I will unban you and even upgrade you to the platinum membership with the ampersand option.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 07:53 PM (gqgiP)

336 323 CBD, it will all hang low

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2013 07:53 PM (vgd4f)

337 I miss y'all But Ace asking me to leave 'cuz I questioned why we have to act like saints while our political opponents have zero rules rubbed me the wrong way. Especially since I'd been a regular on the ONT for working on 3 years. He had no idea who I am.

Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 07:54 PM (DWF95)

338

Oh, I'm just pointing out that the notion of the Nippon League being 'too easy' to hit in is a false one. 

 Ichiro is a machine.  Just a phenomenal player.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2013 07:55 PM (q/93j)

339 Tracking Worf
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Posted by: VHS HI FI at August 21, 2013 07:55 PM (L039j)

340 Well when I say God I mean the universe which is God.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 07:55 PM (md+3j)

341 322 I will almost certainly get flamed for this, but there are plenty of atheists who understand the difference between right and wrong. and there are plenty of the "pious" who work both sides of that fence, including with children. so, no, I cannot agree. Plus, what about those fuckin' muzzie lunatics? devout as all hell, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 11:06 PM


No flames from me; I'm a registered apothetic...

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 11:50 PM (JMmQ9)



Myself, I'm a Pedestrian.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 07:55 PM (T1005)

342 305 Infidelity is not harmless. Very few come out of it unchanged. Yep. And it's like a ripple effect in that that infidelity's effects reach far beyond just the cheater and the person they cheated on, especially with extended families.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2013 07:55 PM (Dsds2)

343 Welcome Jake.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 21, 2013 07:55 PM (l3vZN)

344 I wish you many years of success with yours. Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 11:52 PM (yeM7r) Thank you much.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:55 PM (GEICT)

345 so, one time offer for the not even slightly faint of heart. I am baking chocolate chip cookies. anyone who wants some let me know and I will send some. fyi, I am making one batch with lots of nuts so a cocksucker friend of a friend is not gonna be able to have any. others, like obama, will be nutless. I prefer my significant others and cookies the same - nutless.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 07:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

346 "Especially since I'd been a regular on the ONT for working on 3 years. He had no idea who I am. " That's because the head Ewok is typically out hobo hunting at night and doesn't peak in to this house of sin.

Posted by: Lauren at August 21, 2013 07:56 PM (ELdpj)

347 For it to become widespread? Yeah, about a generation. They've already started to normalize it. That was part of the goal with gay marriage: to claim that since gays "aren't monogamous", we as a society need to rethink our hangup on monogamy in relationships. The push now is starting for polygamy to be accepted as normal and natural and healthy. I say it'll take a generation because they'll use this generation to normalize a lot of this stuff and then feed it to the next generation. Instead of "Heather Has Two Mommies" kids will get "Heather's Mommy HasA Special Friend" and "Johnny's Three Parents". Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 11:40 PM (lr3d7) The next step is polygamy. Gotta grease the skids for the muzzies. But after that, NAMBLA will be happy. As will the muzzies.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 07:56 PM (BXLPR)

348 Oh, and just for the record-



All have sinned and come short of the glory of God.




I'm out.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 11:49 PM (pxDth)

....................................

 

 

Was this in response to the cheating subject? cuz if so I have a few questions. Ok not really but I have some thoughts and insight on this subject if only I can stay awake to ask and elaborate.My new dog has been running me ragged and there isn't a joint or bone that isn't tired in my body right now.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 21, 2013 07:56 PM (0HJDF)

349 hey CBD I was at a board meeting at my synagogue and the guy next to me had his laptop open and was perusing gun porn!  Apparently he has his CHL and when they started discussing high holiday security somebody joked they were just gonna sit next to him!

Posted by: thunderb at August 21, 2013 07:56 PM (zOTsN)

350 Blogger vs World

Posted by: VHS HI FI at August 21, 2013 07:56 PM (L039j)

351 Well y'all, I'm out for the night.

Peaches, Happy Birthday!

Welcome back, Jake.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 07:56 PM (T1R3G)

352 forty years next week; four kids; many mistakes; no regrets


( except for the Incident with the dining room table what was or wasn't on it )

Posted by: 20,000 Syrians under the sea at August 21, 2013 07:57 PM (omBWL)

353

Myself, I'm a Pedestrian.


Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 11:55 PM (T1005)

 

*****

 

That's funny.   'Cause I'm a Pediatrician.  some sort of off-shoot sect I suppose.

 

 

 

 


(okay, now I'm out)

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 07:57 PM (pxDth)

354 Especially since I'd been a regular on the ONT for working on 3 years. He had no idea who I am. Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 11:54 PM (DWF95) I've only been here a little over a year (I think), but I've somehow become known and I post a lot. I've gotten all of about one response from ace around here. Don't take it personally. Ace clearly wasn't familiar with the ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:57 PM (GEICT)

355 All have sinned and come short of the glory of God. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at August 21, 2013 11:49 PM Even as a registered apothetic, I understand this truth...

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 07:57 PM (JMmQ9)

356 298 Yeah i agree it is a little judgy up in here! not me tho, right?

I'm quite morally flexible. I'm even registered Dem!

[ducks]

ugh Im just procrastinating work

And Penn Jillette is an agnostic. I've told him to his face. His argument on why he's atheist and not agnostic is basically "agnostic IS atheist" but no. He's not completely sure there's no higher power

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 11:45 PM (2up3Q)

 

He's kind of nuanced on how he likes to argue that though.  I think I've heard him argue that basically everyone that is religious are the ones that are really agnostic and those that are agnostic are atheist.    So its just sort of mixed up for him.   But of course he's also pretty candid in saying that on Bullshit, its the Christians that have the most polite and kind responses when they go after them on the show.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 07:57 PM (LI48c)

357 312 Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 21, 2013 11:39 PM (kVw0W) Would a reasonable impression of your mother be at the 1:00 mark? http://youtu.be/hUFL2GT1-2g Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 11:47 PM (T1R3G) That is a reasonable impression of her when you pass her off.

Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 21, 2013 07:58 PM (kVw0W)

358 However, if you send my your 10-22 I will unban you and even upgrade you to the platinum membership with the ampersand option. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 11:53 PM (gqgiP) I'll send you the specs for free! does that count?

Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 07:59 PM (DWF95)

359 Ok, we'll I guess I'm out

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2013 07:59 PM (vgd4f)

360 Oh THAT Jake. That was a decidely different ONT. Glad to see you back though. We know how you feel.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 07:59 PM (md+3j)

361 A large part of that was because the Napoleonic Wars left everyone so exhausted and weakened that it took a couple of generations before anyone could think of starting any large-scale shit.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 11:52 PM (lr3d7)


--Maybe, but there was nevertheless a spirit of comity among "civilized" nations, especially regarding colonies.  Look at how coordinated they were during the Boxer Rebellion in China, barely a decade before WWI.  There were well-nigh incestuous relations among their royalties.  I have no doubt that Germany would have been an economic superpower if the pre-1914 trends had continued (Made in Germany was almost as pervasive as Made in China is now); who knows what peaceful transition there and in the Ottoman Empire would have done for the world?

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 07:59 PM (bufJH)

362 350 thunderb Interesting. Although I've had my CCW for about 3 years now, I only started carrying to shul last year's High Holidays. Will repeat this year, esp after the recent terror chatter re Jewish targets globally.

Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 07:59 PM (yeM7r)

363 Good night lou!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 07:59 PM (GEICT)

364 I had a call this evening from my young Rat. He's halfway through Cadre week and says it is the hardest thing he's ever done. His strategy of being a 'ghost rat' didn't work out so well when they found out he flustered easily while being yelled at, so he became a favorite target. He was issued his rifle, but the novelty wore off pretty quickly on the parade ground. The thing's pretty heavy with the bayonet. Some grousing, but his voice was nice and strong and he's determined to get that ring. In his mind, ring equals job, and I guess I taught him the right lesson!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 21, 2013 08:00 PM (l3vZN)

365 Please no Klingons. scrape 'em off, Jim. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

Posted by: Lt. Uhura at August 21, 2013 08:01 PM (FlRtG)

366 Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 11:54 PM (DWF95)

If Ace doesn't want you here he will ban you.

If you aren't banned, then he wants you here.

He might however still give you a ration of shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 08:01 PM (gqgiP)

367 so the gym thing not really gonna happen

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 11:52 PM (Z9EHQ)


well, there's a huge fuckin' surprise. 


God bless us, every one, and thanks from the bottom of my hard little heart for all the well-wishes.  Love you all and wouldn't want to even visit a world without ya.

xoxo,

peaches (older than dirt)

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 08:01 PM (8lmkt)

368 343 305 Infidelity is not harmless. Very few come out of it unchanged.

Yep. And it's like a ripple effect in that that infidelity's effects reach far beyond just the cheater and the person they cheated on, especially with extended families.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2013 11:55 PM (Dsds2)


--I've mentioned this before, but my dad has told me flat out that if he learned that a friend was cheating on his wife, he would end the friendship, because if someone's ready to betray the person with whom he made solemn vows of loyalty, what's to stop him from screwing over just a friend?

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:01 PM (bufJH)

369 Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 11:59 PM (bufJH)


there wars in Europe during the 1800s, but they were mercifully quick

Posted by: 20,000 Syrians under the sea at August 21, 2013 08:02 PM (omBWL)

370 "...because if someone's ready to betray the person with whom he made solemn vows of loyalty, what's to stop him from screwing over just a friend?"

DING, DING DING! winner!

Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2013 08:03 PM (UIH3m)

371 esp after the recent terror chatter re Jewish targets globally. Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 11:59 PM (yeM7r) dude, carry every day, life is simpler that way

Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 08:03 PM (DWF95)

372 Germany and Denmark; Germany and Austria; Germany and France ( sensing a pattern ??)

Italy and Austria ( very quick ) Italian states duking it out amongst themselves


Lively century, but wars were 'one battle and let's call this off'.  Civilized

Posted by: 20,000 Syrians under the sea at August 21, 2013 08:03 PM (omBWL)

373 Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 11:59 PM (yeM7r)

Carry every time you go to shul.

It's a mitzvah.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2013 08:04 PM (gqgiP)

374 No flames from me; I'm a registered apothetic... Posted by: AltonJackson The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 11:50 PM (JMmQ9) Myself, I'm a Pedestrian. Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 11:55 PM (T1005) I am a banana! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqHLsMOcN_Q

Posted by: A Banana at August 21, 2013 08:04 PM (Vk2pI)

375 Or, what is to stop the, shall we say, less than loyal, from being blackmailed?
Stranger things have happened.

Posted by: navybrat at August 21, 2013 08:04 PM (UIH3m)

376 338 I miss y'all

But Ace asking me to leave 'cuz I questioned why we have to act like saints while our political opponents have zero rules rubbed me the wrong way.

Especially since I'd been a regular on the ONT for working on 3 years. He had no idea who I am.




Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 11:54 PM (DWF95)



Can you show me on this doll where the bad man touched you?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 08:04 PM (T1005)

377 Posted by: AltonJackson The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 11:50 PM (JMmQ9) Myself, I'm a Pedestrian. Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 11:55 PM I think we're on the same pagebook. As far as religion is concerned, I just don't care. If I had to choose one (and why are there more than one?) I'd have to classify myself as a pastafarian...

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 08:05 PM (JMmQ9)

Posted by: Teller at August 21, 2013 08:05 PM (joFbZ)

379 Alright, I'm out. I gotta get up super fucking early....again. Now they're saying dad's trunk won't be ready until Monday. Which means three more mornings of getting up at the ass crack of dawn to go pick him up.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 21, 2013 08:05 PM (GEICT)

380 Please no Klingons. scrape 'em off, Jim. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE Posted by: Lt. Uhura at August 22, 2013 12:01 AM (FlRtG) Sad that I didn't need the youtube link to fully get thatÂ…

Posted by: The Political Geek at August 21, 2013 08:05 PM (Vk2pI)

381 Jake.
About fooking time. There was talk of forming a posse to hunt you down, and drag you back in. We figured we couldn't get up enough firepower to pull it off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 08:06 PM (aDwsi)

382

The next step is polygamy.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 11:56 PM (BXLPR)

 

Polygamy will actually be easier than gay marriage.  Advocates will find some nice white upper-middle-class couple and their girlfriend to be the face of it.  She'll maybe have kids from a previous marriage.  They'll have kids as well.  The argument will be that it's not an 'open marriage' but instead three people who are committed to each other. 

 

Most of the guys watching will think "Twice the pussy!", while women will think, "Extra help around the house" and be reminded of how cool they were in college when they told everyone that they were bisexual. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 21, 2013 08:06 PM (lr3d7)

383   I will almost certainly get flamed for this, but there are plenty of atheists who understand the difference between right and wrong. and there are plenty of the "pious" who work both sides of that fence, including with children. so, no, I cannot agree. Plus, what about those fuckin' muzzie lunatics? devout as all hell, eh? 
Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 11:06 PM (8lmkt)


Not meant to be a flame, but the furthest advanced atheistic societies in history were the ones with giant piles of bodies created in pursuit of their utopia.  ("Heaven" on earth)

That isn't meant to say that theistic societies are always good; but every atheistic society IMO is doomed to screw up in a very bloody way. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 21, 2013 08:06 PM (h0jlY)

384 Especially since I'd been a regular on the ONT for working on 3 years. He had no idea who I am.

Don't take that the wrong way-he doesn't read any of the coblogs or half his own posts.

He only remembers commenters if he's called us racist at some point.

Posted by: Methos who apparently can't type "Zathras" at August 21, 2013 08:06 PM (hO9ad)

385 372 Jake Agreed, but in my state it's illegal to carry in a church (or, in my case, synagogue) and I've tried hard to comply with that. But our High Holidays are especially tempting to, um, certain other (allegedly) Abrahamic folks.

Posted by: speedster1 at August 21, 2013 08:06 PM (yeM7r)

386 373 Germany and Denmark; Germany and Austria; Germany and France ( sensing a pattern ??)

Italy and Austria ( very quick ) Italian states duking it out amongst themselves


Lively century, but wars were 'one battle and let's call this off'. Civilized

Posted by: 20,000 Syrians under the sea at August 22, 2013 12:03 AM (omBWL)


--Yes, and I mentioned them above (although I would not reckon Italy a Great Power).  Al though France was involved in the Italian Wars, the Crimean War was the only truly multi-Great Power war in the period, and it was limited in geographic scope (the Crimea and some cannonades at Petropavlovsk).

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:07 PM (bufJH)

387 Especially since I'd been a regular on the ONT for working on 3 years. He had no idea who I am. Heh, snicker, that and 5 dollars will get you a cup of coffee.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

388

I know it's past Miss Marple's bedtime but I wish I could pick her brain. She has a dog the same or close to the breed of the one I just brought home from the shelter. She had some good advice the other day that I thought I could remember but I forgot. We are having a heck of thunderstorm here right now and new family member is laid out in my spot on the bed and WILL NOT move. I suppose I should exert some authority but she looks so scared I may just leave her there and sleep on the loveseat.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 21, 2013 08:07 PM (0HJDF)

389 I've been married more than 30 years and to the same woman too! Some good years and some bad, but mostly good. Anyone who thinks they can get that far without a little luck and only moral certitude is a fool. People make mistakes and are weak. It's the way life is, get used to it.

People have asked me what my secret was for staying married so long and I tell them for our 20th anniversary my wife and I went to Hawaii. And this year, I'm going back to get her. Barump...bump...


Posted by: The Last One at August 21, 2013 08:08 PM (8HiDF)

390 365 I had a call this evening from my young Rat. He's halfway through Cadre week and says it is the hardest thing he's ever done.

His strategy of being a 'ghost rat' didn't work out so well when they found out he flustered easily while being yelled at, so he became a favorite target.

He was issued his rifle, but the novelty wore off pretty quickly on the parade ground. The thing's pretty heavy with the bayonet.

Some grousing, but his voice was nice and strong and he's determined to get that ring. In his mind, ring equals job, and I guess I taught him the right lesson!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 22, 2013 12:00 AM (l3vZN)



Congrats to you and your fine young lad!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 08:08 PM (T1005)

391 Tom Jones' "Delilah"

http://youtu.be/CQIK3Te9Coo


Posted by: mens rea at August 21, 2013 08:09 PM (L039j)

392

Especially since I'd been a regular on the ONT for working on 3 years. He had no idea who I am.

 

And really dude?  Don't go all "Don't you know who I am?!"  Especially in regards to ace.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 08:09 PM (LI48c)

393 Logprof that happened to me. Good friend I trusted screwed me and his ex over. Learned my lesson good then. It was before I got married and I have not forgotten the betrayal. I would never put my wife or friend thru that. He apparently had no problem with it though. I should mention the asshole was a lawyer too.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 08:10 PM (md+3j)

394 Love you all and wouldn't want to even visit a world without ya.xoxo,peaches (older than dirt)
Posted by: Peaches

Change your nic to "Pineapple".  You thorny lil' sweetheart!

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 08:11 PM (lq3Ak)

395 Posted by: Molly k. at August 22, 2013 12:07 AM (0HJDF)

Try this:  https://tinyurl.com/ncz5545

Worked for my shelter dog's separation anxiety.


OK, now I'm really calling it a night.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 08:11 PM (T1R3G)

396 Take his photo, Molly k:
www.dogshaming.com

And if there's a thunderstorm, I'd let him stay. (Although I'm not a dog owner.)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 21, 2013 08:12 PM (joFbZ)

397 G'night, Country.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 08:12 PM (lq3Ak)

398 cthulhu: Thank you kindly.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 21, 2013 08:13 PM (l3vZN)

399 381 Posted by: The Political Geek at August 22, 2013 12:05 AM (Vk2pI) Sad that I didn't need the youtube link to fully get thatÂ… ... y' canna change the Laws of Physics ...

Posted by: Mr. Scott at August 21, 2013 08:13 PM (FlRtG)

400 389 I know it's past Miss Marple's bedtime but I wish I could pick her brain. She has a dog the same or close to the breed of the one I just brought home from the shelter. She had some good advice the other day that I thought I could remember but I forgot. We are having a heck of thunderstorm here right now and new family member is laid out in my spot on the bed and WILL NOT move. I suppose I should exert some authority but she looks so scared I may just leave her there and sleep on the loveseat.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 22, 2013 12:07 AM (0HJDF)



It is important for her to know that she is not the alpha in your pack. Roust her now....but do something to show that she'll be under your protection where you put her.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 08:13 PM (T1005)

401 thanks y'all for the nice words. Now about carrying a gun at Church/Synagog what state bans that? fooking homo's

Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 08:13 PM (DWF95)

402 396 Posted by: Molly k. at August 22, 2013 12:07 AM (0HJDF)

Try this: https://tinyurl.com/ncz5545

Worked for my shelter dog's separation anxiety.


OK, now I'm really calling it a night.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 22, 2013 12:11 AM (T1R3G)

 

I tried that for my beagle.  It really didn't work for him.  The main problem I think is that he's too big for the medium, but he's too small for the large.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 08:14 PM (LI48c)

403 Rub him down with an anti-static dryer sheet.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2013 08:14 PM (q/93j)

404 Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 22, 2013 12:13 AM (DWF95)

There is no apostrophe in "homos".  Welcome back, fag.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 08:14 PM (lq3Ak)

405 Rescue Remedy? I mean for the dog ok good night all you silly people! sherry finally working on me

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 21, 2013 08:15 PM (2up3Q)

406 ...Perhaps I am wrong.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 08:15 PM (lq3Ak)

407 390 I've been married more than 30 years and to the same woman too! Some good years and some bad, but mostly good. Anyone who thinks they can get that far without a little luck and only moral certitude is a fool. People make mistakes and are weak. It's the way life is, get used to it.

People have asked me what my secret was for staying married so long and I tell them for our 20th anniversary my wife and I went to Hawaii. And this year, I'm going back to get her. Barump...bump...


Posted by: The Last One at August 22, 2013 12:08 AM (8HiDF)

 

 

............................

 

 

Ha! My job is mostly dealing with the seasoned citizens. I have a pt that is going on 90 and just celebarated his 65th wedding anniversary. I asked him how that came to be and how it was now. His answer was " she left me 3 years ago to go to the nursing home, I've never been happier, I hope we make it to our 70th"

Posted by: Molly k. at August 21, 2013 08:15 PM (0HJDF)

408 OK, I'm out for realz Happy Birthday, Peaches!!! tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson & The Middle Class feat. Working Families at August 21, 2013 08:15 PM (JMmQ9)

409 Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 22, 2013 12:13 AM (DWF95)

That's how it is here in GA.  GCO, the state 2A org is trying to get it changed.

But we can carry in bars (with the owner's permission).  And drink while carrying.

OK, third time's a charm.  Night y'all.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 21, 2013 08:16 PM (T1R3G)

410 386 372 Jake Agreed, but in my state it's illegal to carry in a church (or, in my case, synagogue) and I've tried hard to comply with that. But our High Holidays are especially tempting to, um, certain other (allegedly) Abrahamic folks. Posted by: speedster1 at August 22, 2013 12:06 AM (yeM7r) I carry in Church, but it is legal here

Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 08:16 PM (DWF95)

411 Oh yeah.   Happy Birthday Peaches!   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 21, 2013 08:16 PM (h0jlY)

412 I'm beyond the "sixer", so I am falling behind the curve.  I'm reading every third post, mainly now.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 08:17 PM (lq3Ak)

413 G'night, Alton.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 08:17 PM (lq3Ak)

414

Re: Should I leave my husband for my high school crush

 

A priest who taught me in high school left the priesthood to marry the mother of a fellow student. She left him after "reconnecting" with her high school sweetheart, although the last I heard she was with someone else now. I felt sorry for him a while, but he remarried soon afterwards anyway. Plus, I don't really like him now. This is not about priestly celibacy. It's about him being dishonest & condescending. (Hint: he considers himself politically "moderate".)

Posted by: Pete in TX at August 21, 2013 08:17 PM (dJq+c)

415 I am kinda sorta becoming a mark furhman fan

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

416 G'night, Black Orchid.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 08:18 PM (lq3Ak)

417 And really dude? Don't go all "Don't you know who I am?!" Especially in regards to ace.

Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2013 12:09 AM (LI48c)


well, there's that . . . his house, his rules.  flaunt them at your peril.  it's kind of a no-brainer . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2013 08:18 PM (8lmkt)

418 Welcome back, fag. Posted by: Slapweasel at August 22, 2013 12:14 AM (lq3Ak) I'm feeling alot of luv here, who is up for a keg stand?

Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 08:18 PM (DWF95)

419 rod wheeler needs a helmet or some head protection, maybe too late

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

420 "I'm feeling alot of luv here, who is up for a keg stand?" Posted by: jake in Idaho

LOL... *passes jake a beer*

Sincerely, Welcome back, sir.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 08:21 PM (lq3Ak)

421 Does anyone else think the Syrian "gas victims" pics look a little too perfect? Like Spielberg/Ralph Lauren-perfect?

Posted by: Baldy at August 21, 2013 08:21 PM (tyDFN)

422 I am glad our little Peaches is old enough to drink legally now. she will not have to ask strange men outside the liquor store to buy beer for her anymore.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:21 PM (Z9EHQ)

423 411 386 372 Jake

Agreed, but in my state it's illegal to carry in a church (or, in my case, synagogue) and I've tried hard to comply with that. But our High Holidays are especially tempting to, um, certain other (allegedly) Abrahamic folks.
Posted by: speedster1 at August 22, 2013 12:06 AM (yeM7r)


I carry in Church, but it is legal here

Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 22, 2013 12:16 AM (DWF95)



Shofar as I'm concerned, synagogues should be open for open carry, concealed carry, IDF with Uzi's.... It's painful and horrifying to see what the Copts are getting in Egypt -- but the Jews have had it worse and it's been going on steadily for well over two thousand years.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 08:21 PM (T1005)

424 Hmm, just checking zerohedge, looks like everything's dumping in SE Asian markets. Including currencies.

Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 08:22 PM (hO9ad)

425 Go get yer fuckin' shinebox

http://youtu.be/-HsNrzBelKo

Posted by: Negro Irish Hooligan at August 21, 2013 08:22 PM (L039j)

426

Thanks all for the dog advice. Someone above was right on the Alpha dog bit. I've read up on that and there are so many things to do to make them understand they are not in charge. I just lost my Pomeranian after 14 yrs and that little fellow was the boss of this house the whole time, I'm not going to let that happen with this one. I moved the new dogs bed next to my bed and she seems to be accepting ( after I picked her up and laid her there).

Posted by: Molly k. at August 21, 2013 08:23 PM (0HJDF)

427 Fast food workers to go on strike for higher wages. Fuck em. Fire every one that does not show up for work. They are replaceable.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 08:23 PM (md+3j)

428 have a brother who is getting married SOON. any advice re: best man speech?

Posted by: Gandalf'sLoveStaff at August 21, 2013 08:23 PM (OqeDl)

429 Molly, I agree about letting her know that your the alpha right now! Kennel train her. Dogs are cave animals and naturally feel secure when they feel that their backs and sides are protected and they can watch their fronts easily. My dog sleeps in her crate/kennel in my bedroom and has from day one. They will go in on their own when they feel nervous or scared because its thier safe place.

Posted by: lindafell at August 21, 2013 08:24 PM (PGO8C)

430 427 Thanks all for the dog advice. Someone above was right on the Alpha dog bit. I've read up on that and there are so many things to do to make them understand they are not in charge. I just lost my Pomeranian after 14 yrs and that little fellow was the boss of this house the whole time, I'm not going to let that happen with this one. I moved the new dogs bed next to my bed and she seems to be accepting ( afterI picked her up and laid her there).

Posted by: Molly k. at August 22, 2013 12:23 AM (0HJDF)



Perfect. "You're a cherished member of the pack -- now, get outta my spot." Just don't step on her in the middle of the night.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 08:24 PM (T1005)

431 153 , another factor in not kicking the cheating slut to the curb is the very real fear of being analy raped in divorce court. He could have her on video doing half the neighborhood and still loose the kids and house. The deck is truly stacked against men in divorce court.

Posted by: Scont at August 21, 2013 08:24 PM (pCuII)

432 Jake, You were never banned - you left by choice. That said, welcome back. I always enjoyed your rants.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 21, 2013 08:24 PM (Ct4hC)

433 no one in a fast food restaurant in a major city deserves a job anyway. I have never had a decent meal at a central business district - anywhere ever. however, outside the city it is nearly fine dining.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

434 "Shofar as I'm concerned, synagogues should be open for open carry, concealed carry, IDF with Uzi's.... It's painful and horrifying to see what the Copts are getting in Egypt -- but the Jews have had it worse and it's been going on steadily for well over two thousand years."
Posted by: cthulhu

You'd think there would be some sort of consideration, given "hate crimes" capacity for "social justice".  Perhaps that's a Stateside phenomenon.

/sarc

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 08:25 PM (lq3Ak)

435 425 Hmm, just checking zerohedge, looks like everything's dumping in SE Asian markets. Including currencies. The Indian rupee took a ginormous dump the past two days - that can't be helping matters. Oh, and our 10-year bond yield keeps slowly ticking up; it's near 3% now. In the land of the pigs, the butcher is king.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 21, 2013 08:25 PM (Dsds2)

436 Hello, Horde. Long time no comment. I wonder why I attract the libs on my Facebook page. I live 40 miles north of Duncan, OK, and someone from New Zealand just had to start a "discussion" with me on gun control. I attempted to explain how further restricting guns would likely not stop those thugs. Same old leftie responses "It could save one life, it would be worth it!" Eventually, he started calling me barbaric. Another "friend" bites the dust. On the plus side, it's fair week here. I'll eat something that's usually not deep fried in honor of the Horde.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 21, 2013 08:26 PM (5J54Q)

437 The Indian rupee took a ginormous dump the past two days - that can't be helping matters. Oh, and our 10-year bond yield keeps slowly ticking up; it's near 3% now. In the land of the pigs, the butcher is king. Posted by: Thrawn indian submarine futures sank like a rock

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

438 432 153 , another factor in not kicking the cheating slut to the curb is the very real fear of being analy raped in divorce court. He could have her on video doing half the neighborhood and still loose the kids and house. The deck is truly stacked against men in divorce court. Posted by: Scont at August 22, 2013 12:24 AM (pCuII) Get lucky with the judge. My cheating, drug addict ex-SIL is about to lose custody and end up paying my brother child support.

Posted by: sc at August 21, 2013 08:27 PM (x4/lX)

439 393 Especially since I'd been a regular on the ONT for working on 3 years. He had no idea who I am.

And really dude? Don't go all "Don't you know who I am?!" Especially in regards to ace. Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2013 12:09 AM

Ace has more familiar contact if you're on Twitter

Unlike Breitbart, Ace doesn't read the comments much, especially at night unless he's notified that someone is taking major dumps on the thread and have to be dealt with.

One way to get his goat is if he tells you to knock it off and you start a filibuster on why you are completely justified for doing what is pissing him off

We have so many funny, pithy, and astute commentators here that the competition is fierce and you have to come up with something really funny or profound to get good attention from him

He did an ONT a few weeks ago when Maet was out, that's one of those rare occasions when he comments on the ONT or even reads the comments


Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 08:28 PM (/9IC1)

440 389 I know it's past Miss Marple's bedtime but I wish I could pick her brain. She has a dog the same or close to the breed of the one I just brought home from the shelter. She had some good advice the other day that I thought I could remember but I forgot. We are having a heck of thunderstorm here right now and new family member is laid out in my spot on the bed and WILL NOT move. I suppose I should exert some authority but she looks so scared I may just leave her there and sleep on the loveseat. Posted by: Molly k. at August 22, 2013 12:07 AM (0HJDF) I've got an almost 6 year old golden retriever, and she pretty much sleeps through every thunderstorm, (she goes to work with me ). But earlier this summer, a big clap of thunder right over my office, and she hasn't been the same since. Now she gets real nervous and needs to curl up at my side, but the second the storm is over, she goes and gets on her bed.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 08:28 PM (BXLPR)

441 434 no one in a fast food restaurant in a major city deserves a job anyway. I have never had a decent meal at a central business district - anywhere ever. however, outside the city it is nearly fine dining.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 12:24 AM (Z9EHQ)


--You've never been to the developing world, have you? Sometimes, while I would enjoy the local food, my stomach needed a break and craved the Golden Arches.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:29 PM (bufJH)

442 It's Peaches' birthday? I forgot to bring the bottle of Thunderbird.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 21, 2013 08:29 PM (5J54Q)

443 Same old leftie responses "It could save one life, it would be worth it!" Eventually, he started calling me barbaric.

My usual response: "So, you're joining me in wanting to ban all abortions?"

Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 08:30 PM (hO9ad)

444 I am doing a bad thing. I ran out of beer and am now drinking the wife's wine. She will bust my balls if she finds out. hopefully I finish this bottle and then the first part of the replacement bottle for no foul eleventy!

Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 08:30 PM (DWF95)

445 You've never been to the developing world, have you? Sometimes, while I would enjoy the local food, my stomach needed a break and craved the Golden Arches. Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 12:29 A yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean in the US.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

446 Ace has a blog?

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 21, 2013 08:31 PM (BVkEs)

447 Banning cars would save lots of lives.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 08:31 PM (md+3j)

448 Banning cars would save lots of lives.

Might as well ban swimming pools, too.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 21, 2013 08:32 PM (JawqV)

449 He did an ONT a few weeks ago when Maet was out, that's one of those rare occasions when he comments on the ONT or even reads the comments


Posted by: kbdabear
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Oh? Did anything unusual happen that night?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 08:33 PM (aDwsi)

450 Unlike Breitbart, Ace doesn't read the comments much, especially at night unless he's notified that someone is taking major dumps on the thread and have to be dealt with.


Posted by: Negro Irish Hooligan at August 21, 2013 08:33 PM (L039j)

451 michelle malkin is cute but I will bet she is a lousy lay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

452 428 Fast food workers to go on strike for higher wages.

Fuck em. Fire every one that does not show up for work. They are replaceable. Posted by: Freak Out! at August 22, 2013 12:23 AM

At the point where automation becomes more cost effective, it will be implemented. They're just looking to speed up that day when you can press a few buttons on an app and pick up your burger when you get there.

The lefties were passing some "study" that doubling wages of the burger flippers would only add 17 cents per dollar to a meal.

Then it was found that the "study" was done by a Kansas State economics undergrad

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 08:33 PM (/9IC1)

453 Banning butter knives would be good for the heart.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 21, 2013 08:33 PM (BVkEs)

454 425 Methos, wheeeeee

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2013 08:33 PM (vgd4f)

455 My usual response: "So, you're joining me in wanting to ban all abortions?" Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 12:30 AM (hO9ad) I'm appropriating that. He didn't like it much when I asked him why events in the United States are any of his business anyway. I don't get involved in NZ politics...we have plenty enough here to be concerned about. Maybe he's bored. You can only "tenderly care" for sheep for so long until the thrill is gone.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 21, 2013 08:34 PM (5J54Q)

456 I imagine Ace is too busy to read comments in any meaningful way but they are a valuable asset and should be treated as such.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

457 446 You've never been to the developing world, have you? Sometimes, while I would enjoy the local food, my stomach needed a break and craved the Golden Arches.
Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 12:29 A


yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean in the US.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 12:30 AM (Z9EHQ)


--I'm sure I've mentioned this here before, but my  most surreal dining experience overseas was Papa John's --in Shanghai.  I was starving after a day walking all over being a tourist on foot.  The twist is that it was a Papa John's where I was seated and served by wait staff.  I could even order beer.  I can scarcely recall a tastier pizza in my life under the circumstances.  Pizza Hut was also considered a big draw and during supper hours had long lines out the door in Ningbo.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:34 PM (bufJH)

458 michelle malkin is cute but I will bet she is a lousy lay. Posted by: yankeefifth
------------------

Uh..., how many Filipino girls have you known? Just askin'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 08:34 PM (aDwsi)

459 Happy birthday Peaches.

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 21, 2013 08:35 PM (+9AX9)

460 If we were really serious about saving lives, we'd just pull out all the stops and ban death. With a penalty of 40 years in prison for dying, because lifetime imprisonment is too cruel.

Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 08:35 PM (hO9ad)

461 And our government admitted we are at a higher unemployment rate , surprise surprise!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 21, 2013 08:35 PM (vgd4f)

462 That 17 cents is BS. Those idiots know nothing about running a business.

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 08:35 PM (md+3j)

463 452 michelle malkin is cute but I will bet she is a lousy lay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 12:33 AM (Z9EHQ)


--I have never "known" a Filipina who was a lousy lay.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:36 PM (bufJH)

464

any advice re: best man speech?

Your wife said I really am the best man. (then run like hell)

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 21, 2013 08:36 PM (+9AX9)

465 some places in the big city have replaced cashiers with automated check out machines. five machines and a security guard / machine attendant now replace five former employees. embrace the suck, or graduate hs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

466 Posted by: kbdabear
---------------------

Oh? Did anything unusual happen that night?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 22, 2013 12:33 AM

Well, when an ONT reaches 1000 comments in two hours and a supplemental ONT has to be added for those who didn't want to join in on the battle royal was put up ..

At least he didn't threaten to shut down the blog, so it wasn't one of ace's bigger blowups

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 08:36 PM (/9IC1)

467 I don't care if Malkin'd only let me fuck her on my birthday, I'd want her suckling by ba-bay.

Posted by: Negro Irish Hooligan at August 21, 2013 08:37 PM (L039j)

468 429 have a brother who is getting married SOON.

any advice re: best man speech?

Posted by: Gandalf'sLoveStaff at August 22, 2013 12:23 AM (OqeDl)


Remember the purpose of the best man speech, or -- indeed -- of the best man, is to support the groom in front of the bride's family and the community. The speech isn't about you, the event, entertainment, or purely ceremonial.


That doesn't mean it can't per personal, reference the wedding, be witty or humorous, or have toasts to the health of the hall -- indeed, these things improve the speech immensely.....so long as they support the purpose.


If you're brainstorming in a hurry, try the seven cardinal virtues [not quite so well known as the "Seven Deadly Sins" they echo] -- Prudence, Justice, Temperance [or Restraint], Courage [or Fortitude], Faith, Hope, and Charity....and then you can use humorous/personal/entertaining anecdotes to illustrate them. Things like [for Fortitude], "we swore we'd never tell our mom what happened there, and we both got paddled -- even though he was only keeping quiet to cover for me." Or, "he tracked me down in the jungles of Borneo to return that sock I'd left in the dryer."

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 08:38 PM (T1005)

469 455 425 Methos, wheeeeee

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 22, 2013 12:33 AM (vgd4f)


Yeah, the Indian and Indonesian currencies look to be going asymptotic, which is usually not good.

Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 08:38 PM (hO9ad)

470 At the point where automation becomes more cost effective, it will be implemented. They're just looking to speed up that day when you can press a few buttons on an app and pick up your burger when you get there.

The lefties were passing some "study" that doubling wages of the burger flippers would only add 17 cents per dollar to a meal.

Then it was found that the "study" was done by a Kansas State economics undergrad

Posted by: kbdabear at August 22, 2013 12:33 AM (/9IC1)


--Forget the help at a fast food joint; waiters are even more useless.  What's to keep us from punching our order into a box at the booth --or even from a smartphone?  I only care about tipping over 15% if they're fast with my coke refills.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:38 PM (bufJH)

471 kbdabear - That was hyperbole on my part. I was there, trembling in my foxhole and crying for my mommy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 21, 2013 08:39 PM (aDwsi)

472 I have never "known" a Filipina who was a lousy lay. Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 12:36 AM I am very familiar with Filipinas and have only high regard in all ways for them. I am just sayin, she seems as if she is a little angry, not that that is all bad either, I just do not see her getting past angry.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

473 BTW, is anyone else watching Ghost Shark tomorrow night?

Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 08:39 PM (hO9ad)

474 Another issue of "striking" burger flippers and baristas is that there are so many stores that it's hard for them to get much of a picket line started up.

A combo meal already sets you back 7 bucks, hard to see anyone spending more at Mickey D's than you would at a local tavern with a good lunch crowd

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 08:39 PM (/9IC1)

475 473 I have never "known" a Filipina who was a lousy lay.
Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 12:36 AM


I am very familiar with Filipinas and have only high regard in all ways for them. I am just sayin, she seems as if she is a little angry, not that that is all bad either, I just do not see her getting past angry.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 12:39 AM (Z9EHQ)


--Well, she has what, 3 children?  She must be doing something right.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:41 PM (bufJH)

476 Mike H I remember something about Lemurs. Or was it a sloth? Or splooge. Or splooge on a sloth?

Posted by: Freak Out! at August 21, 2013 08:42 PM (md+3j)

477 Tell Michelle Malkin that we'll never take back the Senate without her support.

*animal*

...actual carnal knowledge of Michelle Malkin has not been obtained by this or any other Slapweasel.  This disclaimer is to show that I have not, indeed, "rocked that", "done it", "played plinko", "toad the wet sprocket", or otherwise "had physical contact" with anyone with the surname "Malkin".

Offer still good in Ohio.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 08:43 PM (lq3Ak)

478 good night y'all stay safe, shoot the bad guys/girls as needed

Posted by: jake in Idaho at August 21, 2013 08:44 PM (DWF95)

479 470, Methos, hold on a minute, got to look up asymptotic

Posted by: lous a girl commenting from hubby's phone at August 21, 2013 08:45 PM (vgd4f)

480 Michelle's got spunk. I like a girl with spunk.

Posted by: Lou Grant at August 21, 2013 08:46 PM (md+3j)

481 G'night, jake in Idaho.  Welcome back.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 08:46 PM (lq3Ak)

482 467 Posted by: kbdabear
---------------------

Oh? Did anything unusual happen that night?


Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 22, 2013 12:33 AM

Well, when an ONT reaches 1000 comments in two hours and a supplemental ONT has to be added for those who didn't want to join in on the battle royal was put up ..

At least he didn't threaten to shut down the blog, so it wasn't one of ace's bigger blowups

Posted by: kbdabear at August 22, 2013 12:36 AM (/9IC1)




Almost sprayed some beer for that last sentence.....I've only seen that happen a time or six. There's a reason he was doing "ManicDepressiveBlogger69" as Twitter handle for a while.



Yeah, he didn't banhammer more than half-a-dozen people, or threaten to kill the blog entirely, or eliminate an entire category of regular blog fonts/features/symbols/formatting.....so it's not as big a deal as stuff we've seen before.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 08:47 PM (T1005)

483 Posted by: Slapweasel at August 22, 2013 12:43 AM (lq3Ak)

Sacred honor demands I tell you I tapped that.

Posted by: Will Folks at August 21, 2013 08:47 PM (hO9ad)

484 481 Michelle's got spunk. I like a girl with spunk.

Posted by: Lou Grant at August 22, 2013 12:46 AM (md+3j)


You like a girl with spunk?


I'm your gal!  I have the spunk of armies.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:47 PM (bufJH)

485 I walk the line.

Posted by: Jcash at August 21, 2013 08:49 PM (md+3j)

486 Fuck, failed to add Sandy Fluke sock

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 21, 2013 08:49 PM (bufJH)

487 Well, she has what, 3 children? She must be doing something right. Posted by: logprof so she hopped in the sack three times; which is exactly the same number as my parents - interesting. besides all you know is that all filipinas you have had sex with are great, not that all filipinas are great in the sack. funny story, I was in a bar a few weeks ago with a friend. he is an indian immigrant; parents moved her when he was little. some little filipina college student had an idea that a couple of old guys would be good for a couple of free drinks. she came up and said "I can drink both of you under the table." my friend asked her "where are you from?" she said "new jersey." He said, "No, where are you FROM? she said some city in Jersey. He said "yeah you might live there but you and your parents are not from there." She eventually said "Manilla." anyway, the funny part is that he is able to say all that and it is fine, however, if I/cracker had said what he did, well. as it happens she was not really able to drink all that much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

488 Fuck it all.

Luxuriate in the knowledge that you'll die as royalty among pigmies regardless.

http://youtu.be/J-t-g_msR2o

Posted by: Human Collective Derp at August 21, 2013 08:49 PM (L039j)

489 474 BTW, is anyone else watching Ghost Shark tomorrow night?
Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 12:39 AM

I'm holding out for Zombie Shark

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 08:49 PM (/9IC1)

490 besides all you know is that all filipinas you have had sex with are great, not that all filipinas are great in the sack.


Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 12:49 AM (Z9EHQ)



--True, but they have nevertheless had a 1.000 BA, as opposed to the larger sample of white chicks.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:51 PM (bufJH)

491 has anyone ever watched ncis? why does anyone watch ncis?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

492 --True, but they have nevertheless had a 1.000 BA, as opposed to the larger sample of white chicks. Posted by: logprof self selection

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 08:52 PM (Z9EHQ)

493 I saw Zombie Shark open for the Byrds in 69.

Posted by: Some guy at August 21, 2013 08:52 PM (md+3j)

494 492 has anyone ever watched ncis? why does anyone watch ncis?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 12:51 AM (Z9EHQ)


--Which one?  There are, what, three of them?

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:52 PM (bufJH)

495 Tread easily with NCIS.  Lots of 'Ettes have a serious jones for Mark Harmon.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:53 PM (bufJH)

496

348, The next step is polygamy.


Try us! We're way more fun darling!! Weeeeeeeee!!

Posted by: polyamory at August 21, 2013 08:53 PM (15w2J)

497 Posted by: lous a girl commenting from hubby's phone at August 22, 2013 12:45 AM (vgd4f)

I'm misusing it. In mathematics, it means that your function value goes to infinity at a certain point (dividing by zero, for example). In economic discussions, it just means the graph is going off the chart, and accelerating in the process. In this case it's the ratio of the other currency to the dollar, so since the value of a dollar is not accelerating to infinity, the other currency is heading towards zero.

That's desirable if they're selling to us (they sell more stuff and we get more stuff), but it's a problem for their imports (like say if they need to import food) and any exports we may have to them.

Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 08:54 PM (hO9ad)

498 493 --True, but they have nevertheless had a 1.000 BA, as opposed to the larger sample of white chicks.
Posted by: logprof


self selection

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 12:52 AM (Z9EHQ)


--By whom, me or them?

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 08:54 PM (bufJH)

499 If your hypothetical labor costs are 25 cents for every dollar of sales, a lefty who has never run a business will tell you that you can double their wages and only raise your prices by 25 cents

Lefty feels like he's got a big win-win for labor and the customer, it is impossible for lefty to realize that labor is now 40 percent of sales

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 08:55 PM (/9IC1)

500 456 My usual response: "So, you're joining me in wanting to ban all abortions?" Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 12:30 AM (hO9ad) I'm appropriating that. He didn't like it much when I asked him why events in the United States are any of his business anyway. I don't get involved in NZ politics...we have plenty enough here to be concerned about. Maybe he's bored. You can only "tenderly care" for sheep for so long until the thrill is gone. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at August 22, 2013 12:34 AM (5J54Q) It's a holdover from the Bush years. Back during the 04 election, overseas leftists called people in the swing states begging them to vote for Kerrey "for the good of the world". I really wish they would all go and fuck themselves.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 08:56 PM (BXLPR)

501 The next step is polygamy. Try us! We're way more fun darling!! Weeeeeeeee!! Posted by: polyamory at August 22, 2013 12:53 AM (15w2J) What about "Wincest"???

Posted by: Incestuous Bitch Tsundere Imouto from "My Little Sister Can't Be That Cute!" (LOL Japan) at August 21, 2013 08:56 PM (Vk2pI)

502 496 Tread easily with NCIS. Lots of 'Ettes have a serious jones for Mark Harmon.
Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 12:53 AM

I have to retreat to my bunk whenever I see Angie Harmon

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 08:57 PM (/9IC1)

503 has anyone ever watched ncis? why does anyone watch ncis?

It's fairly funny. And the only primetime show I saw that did a "Then I took an arrow to the knee" joke.

Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 08:58 PM (hO9ad)

504 I'm misusing it. In mathematics, it means that your function value goes to infinity at a certain point (dividing by zero, for example). Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 12:54 AM (hO9ad) That's RAAACIST!!11`~eleventy!!1!

Posted by: Publik Skool Common Core Math Teecher at August 21, 2013 08:58 PM (Vk2pI)

505 Okay.  I'm onto Lawnmower Beer #7.  If I stay on any longer, I may start singing.  Nobody wants that.

You good folks have a good night.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 21, 2013 08:58 PM (lq3Ak)

506 Back where I was VP of a telecom manufacturing company, we had this Filipina who did PCB layout for our eccentric genius R+D guy, and OMB was she a pistol! Probably 90 pounds soaking wet, somewhere in the close neighborhood of five feet tall, and amazing talent at RF design (which is tricky, witchy stuff). Got married, pregnant, and was laying out PC boards after hours when she went into labor -- with the only other soul in the building being a senior test guy.....and her doctor being about 45 minutes south of the building.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 08:59 PM (T1005)

507

496  Tread easily with NCIS

 

people watch that shit?

id rather watch paint dry while listening to lady gaga

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 21, 2013 08:59 PM (V75zy)

508 people watch that shit?

This from the guys who watches the Cubs.

Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 09:01 PM (hO9ad)

509

509  wow

just wow

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 21, 2013 09:01 PM (V75zy)

510 I have to retreat to my bunk whenever I see Angie Harmon

Posted by: kbdabear at August 22, 2013 12:57 AM (/9IC1)


--She's on that show?  Easily one of the hottest conservative babes out there.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 09:02 PM (bufJH)

511 509 people watch that shit?

This from the guys who watches the Cubs.
Posted by: Methos at August 22, 2013 01:01 AM

If you want to see bottom of the pit awful this year, catch a NY Jets game

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 09:04 PM (/9IC1)

512

for the geeks

so I bought a thingie which transfers your old hard drive to a new one so I can switch out the Samsung to ssds

been two hours and just got done analyzing

this is hooked up to a USB3 port

sad

 

easier just to do a clean install I think

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 21, 2013 09:05 PM (V75zy)

513 511 I have to retreat to my bunk whenever I see Angie Harmon



Posted by: kbdabear at August 22, 2013 12:57 AM (/9IC1)

--She's on that show? Easily one of the hottest conservative babes out there.
Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 01:02 AM

She's not on NCIS, she's on a cable show called "Rizzoli and Isles"

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 09:05 PM (/9IC1)

514 Does Obama frown upon gas attacks?

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 21, 2013 09:06 PM (BVkEs)

515

>>> Angie Harmon

 

I had lunch with her on a park bench in NYC, once.  

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2013 09:06 PM (q/93j)

516 Thomas Magnum was a Tigers fan.

Posted by: Cubbies Take It in the Shin! at August 21, 2013 09:06 PM (L039j)

517 Is this the time of night when Maet starts wiping down the bar and asks us if we're ready to go home yet?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 09:07 PM (/9IC1)

518 Which one? There are, what, three of them? Posted by: logprof plain old one. I would like to like it I cannot see why anyone watches the show. its "mystery" is always solved by some magical deduction or unforseeable event at the last minute. it is more about the personalities the the crime is appears.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

519 --By whom, me or them? Posted by: logprof mostly them

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

520 --Forget the help at a fast food joint; waiters are even more useless. What's to keep us from punching our order into a box at the booth --or even from a smartphone? I only care about tipping over 15% if they're fast with my coke refills. Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 12:38 AM (bufJH) Cripes, we were out for breakfast Saturday morning at IHOP, and the waitress was god awful. We kept having to ask for our ice water and cofee. Then she got our orders wrong. Took forever to come back to fix our order and bring us our water and coffee, but she had all the time in the world to go over and coo at some guys who had a baby with them. But you can be damn sure she feels that she was entitled to 15%. I now welcome the U-Scan at Kroger. The cashiers are union, and are the worst I have ever had the pleasure of running into. The only thing they say to you is what your total is. No "hello", "thanks" or "did you find everything?". Food Lion? The high school kids are friendly as fuck, and actually look happy. They must subscribe to the Ashton Kutcher feeling on jobs.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 09:09 PM (BXLPR)

521 "Kids" "Children" "Boys" killed Chris Lane.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 21, 2013 09:09 PM (BVkEs)

522

its "mystery" is always solved by some magical deduction or unforseeable event at the last minute.  it is more about the personalities the the crime is appears.

 

Just like pretty much every single other procedural show out there.

 

Though actually after pretty much the first year the show started to have an interconnected season long arc going on.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2013 09:10 PM (LI48c)

523 Yes, but it's got a bit of a lefty, it's set in Boston, so it's not that big a surprise,
one that was a little more was by the Aussie show runner for NCIS, Shane and Maxwell, that had Rebecca Romijn, and somebody else, as ex Secret Service agents, anyways the partner was made a fall guy for the assasination of a presidential candidate, who was for massive defense cuts and bank reform, basically a Howard Dean type,

Posted by: Kurt Fuller at August 21, 2013 09:10 PM (Jsiw/)

524 What's to keep us from punching our order into a box at the booth --or even from a smartphone? Given the language barriers and training costs, I don't know why the fast food industry hasn't gone all touchscreen years ago. Sheets works, with a much more complex menu. Next step, robotic fryers.

Posted by: Jean at August 21, 2013 09:12 PM (CMlD4)

525 It was bad enough when Angie Harmon left Law and Order, but they replaced her with the worst character on the show, the wooden Serena Sutherlyn played by Elisabeth Roehm

Reply Fred Thompson should have given to Serena when he fired her ...

Serena: "Is it because I'm a lesbian?"

Arthur: "Of course not! It's because you won't blow me"

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 09:12 PM (/9IC1)

526 Just like pretty much every single other procedural show out there. Though actually after pretty much the first year the show started to have an interconnected season long arc going on. Posted by: buzzion at August 22, 2013 01:10 but someone could lay out a road map. other shows will show you how a crime was committed and by who and you get to see how the detectives solve the crime. others give you clues that enable you to solve the crime if you are paying attention. ncis simply says voila!

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

527 #513

I strongly recommend it. It's as good a time as any to do a clean install to get that new system feel, plus if your SSD is significantly smaller than the drive it's replacing, you may want to take the opportunity to review the contents for stuff that isn't needed an y more and just wastes storage space.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 09:14 PM (kcfmt)

528 She's not on NCIS, she's on a cable show called "Rizzoli and Isles" Posted by: kbdabear at August 22, 2013 01:05 AM (/9IC1) Did you hear that the guy who plays Detective Frost committed suicide the other day? 29 years old, sad.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 09:14 PM (BXLPR)

529 its "mystery" is always solved by some magical deduction or unforseeable event at the last minute. it is more about the personalities the the crime is appears.

This is the 11th season, so habit accounts for some of it. I like guessing who the perp is based on what order suspects were introduced, but most of the program is the banter among the main characters.

Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 09:14 PM (hO9ad)

530 Ghost shark, really jumps the Megalodon, though., tornadoes sucking up sharks in the Pacific and depositing them in John Heard's bar, that's plausible, but ghost sharks, come on now.

Posted by: Kurt Fuller at August 21, 2013 09:14 PM (Jsiw/)

531 Cripes, we were out for breakfast Saturday morning at IHOP, and the waitress was god awful. We kept having to ask for our ice water and cofee. Then she got our orders wrong. Took forever to come back to fix our order and bring us our water and coffee, but she had all the time in the world to go over and coo at some guys who had a baby with them.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 22, 2013 01:09 AM

To be fair, she might have waited on Dr Amy Bishop at one time


Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 09:16 PM (/9IC1)

532 This is the 11th season, so habit accounts for some of it. I like guessing who the perp is based on what order suspects were introduced, but most of the program is the banter among the main characters. Posted by: Methos that is a weak point of lots of shows. if you ever see a b actor or actress appear mid episode out of nowhere, well there is your criminal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:17 PM (Z9EHQ)

533 that is a weak point of lots of shows. if you ever see a b actor or actress appear mid episode out of nowhere, well there is your criminal. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 01:17 AM

Well hello there!

Posted by: Ted McGinley at August 21, 2013 09:18 PM (/9IC1)

534 for the geeks so I bought a thingie which transfers your old hard drive to a new one so I can switch out the Samsung to ssds been two hours and just got done analyzing this is hooked up to a USB3 port sad easier just to do a clean install I think Posted by: navycopjoe at August 22, 2013 01:05 AM (V75zy) Yup. I've always found it easier to to a clean install and install programs fresh. For those few programs (e.g. e-mail program, browser settings, &c.), I know enough to install fresh and know which folder to copy-paste the stuff in so that I don't have to reconfigure that stuff. I always keep my other files on a separate hard drive from the OS system, and know where they are so I don't have to worry about migration or whatnot. This is especially useful when you are switching OS, like XP to Win7 or 32-bit to 64-bit. I still use the same Eudora core data files I used when I first installed it on a Win98 machine a decade and a half ago... Also, get off my lawn.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 09:20 PM (Vk2pI)

535 Somebody needs to call NCIS so we can find out what killed the thread

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 09:20 PM (/9IC1)

536 No, that just kills the series, much like Jerry O'Connell has done since sliders,
also Paula Marshall.

Posted by: Kurt Fuller at August 21, 2013 09:21 PM (Jsiw/)

537 Holy shit. I taped some show on the Discovery Fitness channel because it had a story on a guy with a 160lb nutsack. 72 inches in circumference.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 09:21 PM (BXLPR)

538 I ask because I screwed something up and recorded a pile of ncis stuff over the last several days. I was thinking "hm, this cold be interesting." besides I had a friend who loves the show, especially the mossad agent whatshername; peruvian. as near as I can see, as great a guy as he is, it is one more reason not to trust his opinion. he is also not absolutely convinced it is his responsiblity to keep his daughters "off da pole"

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

539 Cripes, we were out for breakfast Saturday morning
at IHOP, and the waitress was god awful.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 22, 2013 01:09 AM



Is that the one up on the hill just off of 220 out by the Blue Ridge Parkway?



Heading to Roanoke this weekend sometime to say goodbye to Sister, she's heading back to Iowa.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 21, 2013 09:22 PM (xa1/W)

540 538 Holy shit. I taped some show on the Discovery Fitness channel because it had a story on a guy with a 160lb nutsack. 72 inches in circumference. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 22, 2013 01:21 AM

Rest assured, the guy wasn't John Boehner

Posted by: kbdabear at August 21, 2013 09:23 PM (/9IC1)

541 I've got a soft spot for NCIS. Not because I watch it but because it's largely shot in my neighborhood and thus pumps some money into the local economy. They did use my sister's house for the opening scene of one episode ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1612402/ ), and the ghost mall about four miles from my home has been used at least three times as a location. Possibly more but those are the times my mother and other sister, who do watch it, have recognized it.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 09:23 PM (kcfmt)

542 Somebody needs to call NCIS so we can find out what killed the thread

I'd guess but I'm pretty much always wrong.

Posted by: Tony Dinozzo at August 21, 2013 09:24 PM (hO9ad)

543 he is also not absolutely convinced it is his responsiblity to keep his daughters "off da pole"

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 01:22 AM (Z9EHQ)



I knew a doc (not in the carnal sense, but boy howdy I sure would have liked to) who put herself through medical school "on da pole" but every time I see a young woman in some kind of trouble the first thing I wonder is where her daddy is.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 21, 2013 09:25 PM (xa1/W)

544 I've got a soft spot for NCIS. Not because I watch it but because it's largely shot in my neighborhood and thus pumps some money into the local economy. They did use my sister's house for the opening scene of one episode ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1612402/ ), and the ghost mall about four miles from my home has been used at least three times as a location. Possibly more but those are the times my mother and other sister, who do watch it, have recognized it. Posted by: epobirs one fun thing about living in nyc, one of a few, is you see places you know all the time in movies and television. the law and order stuff is filmed all over our neighborhood. so was lots of the spiderman stuff.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

545 Holy shit. I taped some show on the Discovery Fitness channel because it had a story on a guy with a 160lb nutsack. 72 inches in circumference. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 22, 2013 01:21 AM Rest assured, the guy wasn't John Boehner Posted by: kbdabear at August 22, 2013 01:23 AM (/9IC1) Just tell me how to vote! *Fap*Fap*Fap*

Posted by: John Boehner at August 21, 2013 09:26 PM (Vk2pI)

546 *smacks DiNozzzo onna back of da head*



I've always wanted to do that...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 21, 2013 09:26 PM (xa1/W)

547 Is that the one up on the hill just off of 220 out by the Blue Ridge Parkway? Heading to Roanoke this weekend sometime to say goodbye to Sister, she's heading back to Iowa. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 22, 2013 01:22 AM (xa1/W) That's the one. Sad to hear your sister is leaving, but with the way Obama is treating Vets, I don't see the Salem VA facility operating much longer.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 09:27 PM (BXLPR)

548 i would hate to be the maid after the guy with the sperm whale nutsack lets off some stress.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

549 I have never "known" a Filipina who was a lousy lay.

Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 12:36 AM



how about a chick who obliged my friend while he sat on the shitter? Chick was hot as fuck too

Posted by: The Perv at August 21, 2013 09:27 PM (vJdyz)

550 #529

Yeah, the one-time star of 'The Famous Jett Jackson' on Disney. Also the Smallville version of Victor 'Cyborg' Stone. I haven't heard any explanation offered of what was troubling him. Although it says he lived in North Hollywood, which seems a bit downscale for a guy with a regular TV supporting role gig.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 09:27 PM (kcfmt)

551 Sad to hear your sister is leaving, but with the way Obama is treating Vets, I don't see the Salem VA facility operating much longer.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 22, 2013 01:27 AM (BXLPR)



That's really a shame, I was hoping she could save me a room up there...y'know, just in case...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 21, 2013 09:28 PM (xa1/W)

552 is there a reason gibbs does not refer to dinozzo as "nancy?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

553 for the geeks
so I bought a thingie which transfers your old hard drive to a new one so I can switch out the Samsung to ssds
been two hours and just got done analyzing
this is hooked up to a USB3 port
sad

easier just to do a clean install I think

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 22, 2013 01:05 AM (V75zy)



should be doing fresh installs anyways every couple of months

Posted by: The Perv at August 21, 2013 09:28 PM (vJdyz)

554 Re : the transfer to ssd, if you're using Windows it needs to install ahci drivers to really get the full potential of the ssd and the only way to install those drivers is to switch from ide to ahci in the bios and then do a fresh install, so yeah, fresh install.

Posted by: booger keeps it real at August 21, 2013 09:29 PM (xRDdL)

555 Re : the transfer to ssd, if you're using Windows it needs to install ahci drivers to really get the full potential of the ssd and the only way to install those drivers is to switch from ide to ahci in the bios and then do a fresh install, so yeah, fresh install.

Posted by: booger keeps it real at August 22, 2013 01:29 AM (xRDdL)




these words...some of them look like english...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 21, 2013 09:30 PM (xa1/W)

556 i would hate to be the maid after the guy with the sperm whale nutsack lets off some stress.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 01:27 AM (Z9EHQ)


Anyone seen the first Scary Movie?

Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 09:31 PM (hO9ad)

557 #545

Growing up in Thousand Oaks, it's been that way my whole life. Way back in the first season of 'The Six Million Dollar Man,' the odd looking building Steve Austin was sent to attack after crossing a minefield was the local City Hall. It was also the building housing Proteus IV in 'The Demon Seed.'

These days, I'm a short drive from Vasquez Rocks, which has been in so many movies and TV shows it's impossible to count.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 09:31 PM (kcfmt)

558 Garrett, is she still in the spank bank ?

Posted by: right hand man at August 21, 2013 09:32 PM (31bKA)

559 how about a chick who obliged my friend while he sat on the shitter? Chick was hot as fuck too Posted by: The Perv at August 22, 2013 01:27 AM so I am clear, I was speaking of filipinas leagally in the US, in the US and not in the PI, engaging as an act of free will, sober, and not engaging for money, and not and using the phrases - individually or jointly - "fuckey, fuckey," "sucky, sucky," me "love you long time" with or without "joe" or "gi."

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

560 520 --By whom, me or them?
Posted by: logprof


mostly them

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 01:08 AM (Z9EHQ)


--I'll take that as a compliment.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 09:33 PM (bufJH)

561 Happy birthday, Peaches!

I'll drink a cold Miller High Life to you.

And, yes -- I actually do drink that shit.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at August 21, 2013 09:33 PM (m0h0I)

562 I'll take that as a compliment. Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 01:33 as well you should!

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

563 545 I've got a soft spot for NCIS. Not because I watch it but because it's largely shot in my neighborhood and thus pumps some money into the local economy. They did use my sister's house for the opening scene of one episode ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1612402/ ), and the ghost mall about four miles from my home has been used at least three times as a location. Possibly more but those are the times my mother and other sister, who do watch it, have recognized it. Posted by: epobirs one fun thing about living in nyc, one of a few, is you see places you know all the time in movies and television. the law and order stuff is filmed all over our neighborhood. so was lots of the spiderman stuff. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 01:25 AM (Z9EHQ) Some of these shows that are "based in DC" have started using "Roanoke" as one of the areas that they go and visit. Sometimes they actually get stuff right about the region, but other times they just use the name since it sounds "unusual". We do know when a non-Virginian is writing because they pronounce Norfolk as "Nor-Folk" and not "Nor-Fuk". "Nor-Fuk" being how Virginians pronounce it. Same as Richmonders calling the Powhite Parkway as the "Po-White" Parkway and non Richmonders calling it the "Pow-Height" Parkway.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 09:34 PM (BXLPR)

564 558 #545

Growing up in Thousand Oaks, it's been that way my whole life. Way back in the first season of 'The Six Million Dollar Man,' the odd looking building Steve Austin was sent to attack after crossing a minefield was the local City Hall. It was also the building housing Proteus IV in 'The Demon Seed.'

These days, I'm a short drive from Vasquez Rocks, which has been in so many movies and TV shows it's impossible to count.

Posted by: epobirs at August 22, 2013 01:31 AM (kcfmt)



Ever seen any Gorn up that way? I understand it's the best place to look for 'em.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 09:34 PM (T1005)

565 so I am clear, I was speaking of filipinas leagally in the US, in the US and not in the PI, engaging as an act of free will, sober, and not engaging for money, and not and using the phrases - individually or jointly - "fuckey, fuckey," "sucky, sucky," me "love you long time" with or without "joe" or "gi."

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 01:32 AM (Z9EHQ)


she is more American than Filipino (moved to the states when she was 4). I grew up with the girl

Posted by: The Perv at August 21, 2013 09:34 PM (vJdyz)

566 is Peaches here? Someone should have sent her some beer and burritos for her birthday.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

567 #554

That is absurd. The need for degunking via reinstalls passed with Win9x. NT derivatives never had most of the same issues. And that was reduced further still with Vista and onwards because a lot of software behavior that had long been frowned upon by Microsoft finally was no longer allowed by the OS at all. This is why there has been a lot less value for registry cleaners post-XP.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 09:35 PM (kcfmt)

568 Hey Garrett,


bought the birthday axe.  turned out to be the perfect choice.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2013 09:37 PM (PlzOe)

569
so I am clear, I was speaking of filipinas leagally in the US, in the US and not in the PI, engaging as an act of free will, sober, and not engaging for money, and not and using the phrases - individually or jointly - "fuckey, fuckey," "sucky, sucky," me "love you long time" with or without "joe" or "gi."

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 01:32 AM (Z9EHQ)


--The ones I "knew" were Canadian.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 09:37 PM (bufJH)

570 549 i would hate to be the maid after the guy with the sperm whale nutsack lets off some stress. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 01:27 AM (Z9EHQ) They surgically removed it. If they didn't, at the rate it was growing, it would have weighed 300lbs next year. It was gross seeing the surgical team lifting the sack into a biohazard trash bag. The bag was the size of a 55 gallon trashbag.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 09:37 PM (BXLPR)

571 Posted by: epobirs at August 22, 2013 01:35 AM (kcfmt)


guess it's more habit that anything but yeah, I do a fresh instal every few months on my main computer vov

Posted by: The Perv at August 21, 2013 09:38 PM (vJdyz)

572 she is more American than Filipino (moved to the states when she was 4). I grew up with the girl Posted by: The Perv at August 22, 2013 01 so she is really only filthy and nasty. I guess if dad is sposed a keep his princess off da pole keeping her from servicing guys on a shitter goes without sayin. even randy quaid's character in the chevy chase would have shown his daughter not to do that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

573 --The ones I "knew" were Canadian. Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013 so they were lazy and had spoke oddly?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:40 PM (Z9EHQ)

574 That is absurd. The need for degunking via reinstalls passed with Win9x. NT derivatives never had most of the same issues. And that was reduced further still with Vista and onwards because a lot of software behavior that had long been frowned upon by Microsoft finally was no longer allowed by the OS at all. This is why there has been a lot less value for registry cleaners post-XP. Posted by: epobirs I have spent too much time on this smart military blog I thought you said "degausing"

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

575 anyone ever buy bills khakis?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:42 PM (Z9EHQ)

576

2 1/2 hours still analyzing

hello fresh install

 

what sucks is it didn't come with the discs so I have to figure out how to burn restore discs

theres a way of course

 

on the bios yep, already know

what sucks is theres only one slot and not two so no raid0 like the clevo

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 21, 2013 09:43 PM (V75zy)

577 Break over, back to work. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 21, 2013 09:43 PM (xa1/W)

578 574 --The ones I "knew" were Canadian.
Posted by: logprof at August 22, 2013


so they were lazy and had spoke oddly?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 01:40 AM (Z9EHQ)


--Nope, nursing and engineering backgrounds.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 09:43 PM (bufJH)

579 #565

Naw, they're all CGI now. And much more badass.

Did see some Porn, though. Everybody doing a SF or fantasy parody wants to shoot there. Sometimes they don't go that far out though. When I was working at Nexus, a place that mainly installed telephony stuff in 1999, the company next door was Foundation Imaging, the folks who'd done the effects work for Babylon 5's first three seasons.

One day they were using the field behind the buildings for shooting what appeared to be some kind of soft-core scene that was going to need some effects post work. Work at Nexus kind of ground to a halt for about an hour as we observed. Never found out what the production was.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 09:45 PM (kcfmt)

580 I ask because I have been wearing brooks brothers chinos for a while but they are lousy motherfucking cocksucking losers who have been skimping more and more on the fabric in the pants. brooks brothers pleats are kind oaf a stitch and a sneeze that hint at a gathering of fabric and brooks brothers pockets are barely big enough to get my keys in or do anything useful.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:46 PM (Z9EHQ)

581 551 #529 Yeah, the one-time star of 'The Famous Jett Jackson' on Disney. Also the Smallville version of Victor 'Cyborg' Stone. I haven't heard any explanation offered of what was troubling him. Although it says he lived in North Hollywood, which seems a bit downscale for a guy with a regular TV supporting role gig. Posted by: epobirs at August 22, 2013 01:27 AM (kcfmt) Angie Harmon makes $80K per episode, and she is the star. I would bet that he made a lot less and hopefully was banking it by living in a more reasonable area. I kinda think he might have gotten in over his head financially since he had some success early on and thought that gravy train would never stop.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 09:46 PM (BXLPR)

582 I have spent too much time on this smart military blog I thought you said "degausing"

Trippy, man

http://youtu.be/ro3BC-e_XPo

Posted by: assoc at August 21, 2013 09:48 PM (L039j)

583

>>> bought the birthday axe. turned out to be the perfect choice. <<<

 

 

Nice which one did you finally go with?

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2013 09:49 PM (q/93j)

584 Dear Sirs, We acknowledge your letter of 29th April referring to Mr. J. Arkell. We note that Mr Arkell's attitude to damages will be governed by the nature of our reply and would therefore be grateful if you would inform us what his attitude to damages would be, were he to learn that the nature of our reply is as follows: fuck off. Yours, Private Eye Alexthechick wrote that, right?

Posted by: rickl at August 21, 2013 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

585 if snowden ever drops a dime on me and exposes my real identity, yankee smith, my mom is going to be really embarrassed and my wife and dogs will leave me. oh well, idiots gotta do what an idiots gotta do.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:49 PM (Z9EHQ)

586 what sucks is it didn't come with the discs so I have to figure out how to burn restore discs
theres a way of course


Yeah, if you've got the product key you should be able to go to microsoft's site and get the .iso image for your version, then just burn normally.

Posted by: booger keeps it real at August 21, 2013 09:50 PM (xRDdL)

587 #575

There was a good book back when it was needed called 'Degunking Windows.' It drew on the automobile metaphor for suggesting that some ares needed a proper cleaning regularly to avoid more severe repairs. It stopped applying in most ways after the Win9x branch died out.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 09:50 PM (kcfmt)

588

584  Nice which one did you finally go with

*****WARNING*****

charvel san dimas fanboi lurking

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 21, 2013 09:50 PM (V75zy)

589 580 #565

Naw, they're all CGI now. And much more badass.

Did see some Porn, though. Everybody doing a SF or fantasy parody wants to shoot there. Sometimes they don't go that far out though. When I was working at Nexus, a place that mainly installed telephony stuff in 1999, the company next door was Foundation Imaging, the folks who'd done the effects work for Babylon 5's first three seasons.

One day they were using the field behind the buildings for shooting what appeared to be some kind of soft-core scene that was going to need some effects post work. Work at Nexus kind of ground to a halt for about an hour as we observed. Never found out what the production was.

Posted by: epobirs at August 22, 2013 01:45 AM (kcfmt)



Speaking of odd filming locations -- Bill and Ted University? My dad built that. Or, rather, he was in charge of the City of Los Angeles project to have that built and supervised the contractors. At the same time, the City was experimenting with 4/10 shifts for hourly employees, instead of 5/8....which generally meant management worked 5/10 -- beat the crap out of him.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 09:50 PM (T1005)

590 bought the birthday axe. turned out to be the perfect choice. <<< Nice which one did you finally go with? Posted by: garrett at August 22 you bought yourself bodyspray?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

591

587  you should be able to go to microsoft's site and get the .iso image for your version

 

i'm a TechNet subscriber, I use that as my oh shit back-up plan

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 21, 2013 09:52 PM (V75zy)

592 even randy quaid's character in the chevy chase would have shown his daughter not to do that. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 01:39 AM (Z9EHQ) Vickie did tell Audrey that Eddie said she was the best french kisser. And when introducing the family when the Griswolds showed up, there was an "Eddie Junior" and a "Junior", and that Vickie had sure lost a lot of weight. And in Vegas Vacation, she was working as a stripper. So Eddie = Fail

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 09:54 PM (BXLPR)

593 Schmuck over at Cracked.com goes psycho over Orson Scott Card. To summarize the article: "Card is a H8er because he doesn't celebrate teh buttsecks." http://tinyurl.com/l2dq4y5

Posted by: The Heterosexual Hat at August 21, 2013 09:55 PM (Vk2pI)

594 The guy who played Detective Frost had a nice enough persona on the show, but had no screen presence, at least my mom and I didn't think he did. Maybe it was the writing - I always thought the scripts/characters seemed hokey on Rizzoli & Isles. Kind of like Gilligan's Island meets Cagney & Lacey.

Posted by: Baldy at August 21, 2013 09:56 PM (tyDFN)

595 Vickie did tell Audrey that Eddie said she was the best french kisser. And when introducing the family when the Griswolds showed up, there was an "Eddie Junior" and a "Junior", and that Vickie had sure lost a lot of weight. And in Vegas Vacation, she was working as a stripper. So Eddie = Fail Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka the whole "daddy says I kiss best" is why I selected rq/eddy. even then, she was only swinging from a pole, riding a guy on a porcelain honda in a stall is worse.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

596 chances are death brings more indignity than you could suffer in a waking moment

Posted by: assoc at August 21, 2013 09:57 PM (L039j)

597 hmm so Keiko Fuji passed away, gonna make me end up digging through my closet looking for my vinyl

Posted by: The Perv at August 21, 2013 09:57 PM (vJdyz)

598 so Peaches is not even around on her birthday thread at 11?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

599 Schmuck over at Cracked.com goes psycho over Orson Scott Card.

I gave up on Cracked as irredeemable bullshit when they posted that article about the great 100 million strong native american nation that was wiped out by disease and provided all the ideas and prefab cities this country was founded on.

Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2013 09:58 PM (hO9ad)

600 584
>>> bought the birthday axe. turned out to be the perfect choice. <<<


Nice which one did you finally go with?

Posted by: garrett at August 22, 2013 01:49 AM (q/93j)



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'93 MIJ '62 reissue strat.  got it absolutely mint.

Posted by: jc at August 21, 2013 09:58 PM (PlzOe)

601 daddy says I', http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOXQTr_3IVw

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 09:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

602 Happy Birthday Peaches!

Posted by: bill-o at August 21, 2013 10:00 PM (AWwDY)

603 man this place is moving like a guy with a 200 pound nutsack walking up an escalator.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 10:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

604 I was expecting to see Angie Harmon listed as an executive producer on Rizzoli and Isles, as that is the usual method of getting a lead to commit to a series long enough to make a syndication package. That is when the really big money rolls in.

I'd expect she has some piece of the back end. Which is often traded for a lesser per episode salary to make the production more affordable and hold out for that big payout.

Even if he was only getting a quarter of what Harmon was earning, it still put him well in the six figures per season, which is pretty nice considering how much time that left him for other work.

Somebody might know what was happening to him but nothing has been disclosed yet.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 10:03 PM (kcfmt)

605 So i guess that show about the guy with the giant nut sack didn't use AC/DC's Big Balls as a theme song cuz too obvious and all.

Posted by: booger keeps it real at August 21, 2013 10:04 PM (xRDdL)

606 604 man this place is moving like a guy with a 200 pound nutsack walking up an escalator.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 02:02 AM (Z9EHQ)


--More like moving like wagyu through Moochzilla's alimentary canal.

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 10:05 PM (bufJH)

607 Night all. Here is "Shadow of the Machine" by The Machine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9i5Xx13iUU

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 21, 2013 10:05 PM (Vk2pI)

608 I would hate to have to follow along behind the 200 pound nut sack guy and mop up that snail trail.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 10:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

609 605 I was expecting to see Angie Harmon listed as an executive producer on Rizzoli and Isles, as that is the usual method of getting a lead to commit to a series long enough to make a syndication package. That is when the really big money rolls in.

I'd expect she has some piece of the back end. Which is often traded for a lesser per episode salary to make the production more affordable and hold out for that big payout.

Even if he was only getting a quarter of what Harmon was earning, it still put him well in the six figures per season, which is pretty nice considering how much time that left him for other work.

Somebody might know what was happening to him but nothing has been disclosed yet.

Posted by: epobirs at August 22, 2013 02:03 AM (kcfmt)


--Who is the "he" to whom you're referring?

Posted by: logprof at August 21, 2013 10:06 PM (bufJH)

610 Johnny Mathis - "Chances Are"

 http://youtu.be/NEH3uqbpsm8

Posted by: assoc at August 21, 2013 10:07 PM (L039j)

611 Nice job.  That's an awesome gift.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2013 10:11 PM (q/93j)

612 #610

The actor who suicided two days ago. He was a supporting character on 'Rizzoli and Isles' and had a lengthy resume for a 29 year old.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 10:12 PM (kcfmt)

613 10,000 Maniacs: "It's a Beautiful Life" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcFASLXloqM I saw them about three weeks after this performance. They've still got it, all right.

Posted by: rickl at August 21, 2013 10:15 PM (sdi6R)

614 Good thing that her little snowflake wasn't cute enough to get the "bend over the desk and be educated" treatment -- http://tinyurl.com/mjnbygc

Posted by: BOHICA at August 21, 2013 10:20 PM (T1005)

615 Dead as any animal that ever died.

Posted by: Dwight Schrute at August 21, 2013 10:30 PM (bufJH)

616 I feel fine!

Posted by: Thread at August 21, 2013 10:31 PM (T1005)

617 the whole "daddy says I kiss best" is why I selected rq/eddy. even then, she was only swinging from a pole, riding a guy on a porcelain honda in a stall is worse. Posted by: yankeefifth at August 22, 2013 01:57 AM (Z9EHQ) I kind of think getting knocked up by daddy is a little worse than giving some guy a blumpkin.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's puffy scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 21, 2013 10:35 PM (BXLPR)

618 heh, creator of Senran Kagura is working on a new game called Plump Valkyrie

Posted by: The Perv at August 21, 2013 10:38 PM (vJdyz)

619 alright I am out. yall have fun.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 21, 2013 10:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

620 Happy birthday Peaches!!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 21, 2013 10:55 PM (d7tB2)

621 I gave up on Cracked as irredeemable bullshit when they posted that article about the great 100 million strong native american nation that was wiped out by disease and provided all the ideas and prefab cities this country was founded on.

Not only that, but apparently the Indians discovered Europe first!!1!.

They got that juicy nugget (with corn in it) from... James Loewen.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 21, 2013 10:58 PM (d7tB2)

622 Go on home, return  to the stars, Gordon. Sorry you were sick for so long.

Posted by: and irresolute at August 21, 2013 11:00 PM (2qM95)

623 May the family and friends of Gordon Fullerton find strength and be comforted... May our country be blessed with men like him.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 21, 2013 11:19 PM (/yH2j)

624 #622

There were a vastly greater number of Indians than previously believed but they scarcely left much legacy to the founders of the US beyond what has been well documented. Even then, the contribution pales before the influence of people like John Locke and Montesquie, The die off was so thorough and so long in advance of exploration of the continent's interior, that it wasn't until centuries later that archaeologists were able to discern evidence of what once existed. You can hardly be influenced by people who died without a trace decades before your own birth.

That there were greater numbers than previously believed and they had some interesting structures is interesting from a historical point of view but in terms of a lasting legacy falls under 'shit happens.' A lot of people died but those who'd innocently introduced the cause had no idea what was happening and could only bring the contagion to North America because their ancestors had been dealing with it for countless generations. It wasn't as if small pox and other contagion were not still felling many Europeans. They were resistant but not immune.

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 11:36 PM (kcfmt)

625 There are only three ways to make wealth -- you can grow/raise it (farming),  you can wrest it from the earth (mining), or you can work items into a more desirable form (manufacturing). On the other hand, there are numerous ways of making money off of wealth -- you can lease it, finance it, borrow against it, tax it, arbitrage it.... If you have a touch more honesty in your soul, you can assist and comfort those who are making wealth -- you can sell them coffee or bring 'em a food truck, provide them with tools, transport their inputs and the goods they produce....but the real wealth creation is elsewhere.




Much of the problem we have is that those creating money off of wealth are spitting on those creating wealth out of effort. "You didn't build that." "At some point, you've made enough money."



Apple has a new thing on their website, "Designed by Apple in California" -- which I find breathtakingly lame. How about "sketched on the book cover of a physics textbook by a stoner who got a D in the course"? Designing doesn't create value until something is MADE. I've designed all sorts of perfect gizmos and zaftig women.....and all it qualifies me to be is a fapper.




But at least I'm not the sort of self-absorbed fapping idiot that discards the value of growing, extracting, or making.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 21, 2013 11:37 PM (T1005)

626 Not new really. It's been on the iPad box since the first generation. Jobs knew that Apple's business model was highly dependent on cheap foreign production labor and told Obama to his face, "Those jobs aren't coming back."

Posted by: epobirs at August 21, 2013 11:54 PM (kcfmt)

627 Designing doesn't create value until something is MADE. But designing it well can induce the idea of manufactured value into the person who has the capability to make it. So therefore: designed well > NOT designed well. Illusions can be useful - R. Heinlein

Posted by: Adriane... at August 21, 2013 11:56 PM (/yH2j)

628 Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a bad feeling 'this... How 'bout you?

Posted by: Adriane... at August 22, 2013 12:14 AM (/yH2j)

629 Ah well ... Good Night, all... May it be less worse than we feared, more better than we dreamed, more tastier than chocolate, and less calories to boot!

Posted by: Adriane... at August 22, 2013 12:30 AM (/yH2j)

630 @chthulhu Some ideas, like "hey, that river floods every year, we need some way to decide whose land is whose when it goes down" yield permanent wealth, with which the rest is built. Archimedes' name will still be known when all our billionaires and 99.999% of our material productions are dust. Since the academy is the source of this kind of wealth, it was really careless of us to let it be stolen by our enemies.

Posted by: phunctor [/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 22, 2013 01:15 AM (kjwIf)

631 631 @chthulhu
Some ideas, like "hey, that river floods every year, we need some way to decide whose land is whose when it goes down" yield permanent wealth, with which the rest is built. Archimedes' name will still be known when all our billionaires and 99.999% of our material productions are dust.
Since the academy is the source of this kind of wealth, it was really careless of us to let it be stolen by our enemies.

Posted by: phunctor at August 22, 2013 05:15 AM (kjwIf)



The problem with your argument is that land surveyors generate no new wealth -- the crop after a botched survey is the same as the crop after a good one. The academy is a source of fapping, nothing more.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 22, 2013 01:25 AM (T1005)

632 michelle malkin is cute but I will bet she is a lousy lay.

Posted by: yankeefifth

I volunteer to test your theory....take one for the horde and all

Posted by: bill-o at August 22, 2013 01:30 AM (AWwDY)

633 Can someone explain to me anti-semitism in 2013? I'm not talking Mid East. I am talking about in Charlotte North Carolina in Fortune 500 Corporation management. Yesterday, a vice president of whatever (not a bank so this clown is actually fairly high up the food chain) tells me that the first thing he did when he took over was make sure all the Jews knew it was time for them to go. He was actually bragging about this. Claimed that is the reason his department now runs so smoothly. Took my business elsewhere and wrote a letter to the CEO detailing what happened. As I wasn't born on the mid-watch, I am not expecting a response. Someone else (different company, but also big corp mid management) then tells me that she wasn't surprised because Jews aren't loyal and can't be trusted. Again, took my business elsewhere. Both these idiots are under 40, masters degrees, and financially successful. Did I stay at sea too long and miss the time warp back to the 30s? Somebody make this make sense.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Collingwood (Mentioned in Despatches) at August 22, 2013 01:49 AM (yL0v8)

634 It's easier to blame an anonymous group than it is your short comings. Jews just make an easy target. Some of them just refuse to die. That is why they will get the blame for anything and everything.

Posted by: *Author Elders of Zion* at August 22, 2013 01:55 AM (nkPV9)

635 Now normally this thread would be dead as fucking fried chicken but I'm in a transitional phase so I don't want to kill it.

Posted by: Mr. Dave the Thread Killer at August 22, 2013 01:58 AM (sSKyU)

636 Well shit. Bring out the taters and gravy momma. It's dead.

Posted by: Mr. Dave the Thread Killer at August 22, 2013 02:11 AM (sSKyU)

637 Not yet, I haven't been clled.

Posted by: AoSHQ County Coroner at August 22, 2013 02:16 AM (nkPV9)

638 Summon Gabe so Vic can hit "Send".

Posted by: Mr.Dave at August 22, 2013 02:29 AM (sSKyU)

639 #634  I believe you are seeing the results of modern university education.

However,  I am shocked that this is being spoken openly as it indicates things are far worse then the anti-Israel nitwits we see demonstrating on campuses.


Posted by: Miss Marple at August 22, 2013 02:45 AM (GoIUi)

640 Max Boot? I can't remember what it was he said (it was on another issue), but I have little respect for him or any of the others who are supporting the NSA. Some on the "right" fetishize the concept of "national security" to the point they can't think straight.

Posted by: Baldy at August 22, 2013 02:49 AM (tyDFN)

641 Answer to legal threat in 1971:  "Fuck off."

Answer to legal threat in 2013:  "Oh, please, sir, how can we make this right?  We cringe, we grovel, we apologize for anything we have done, anything our ancestors may have done, and anything people who once met those ancestors may have done.  [[i]insert more groveling]"

Oh, if only we could have more 1971.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 22, 2013 05:21 AM (BDU/a)

642 The "To Hell With Them" doctrine - my friend, ex-Army, came up with a refinement of it which I dubbed "The Sergeants' Solution". It's very simple - arm both sides and close the borders.

Posted by: Surellin at August 22, 2013 05:41 AM (DWuhs)

643 Germany, France and the UK lost about a third of military age males too. Germany collapsed politically almost immediately; the French Third Republic survived but in 1940 their leadership was unwilling to endure anything like that bloodletting again, and suffered a political collapse. The UK survived, but the willingness of their public to commit to maintaining their empire in Asia and Africa was seriously crippled. The Raj began compromising shortly after WWI, and martial conquest was off the table thereafter. This is why I disagreed with Petraeus' COIN strategy. He said we had to reduce the occurrence of combat and avoid combat situations to pacify the country and win political support. This prevents us from imposing that politically-significant 1/3 casualty rate. I think COIN had results in Iraq because prior to Petraeus, at Ramadi and Fallujah, we would offer the insurgents a combined arms maelstrom if they shoved for it. Insurgents have a terrible dilemma. They have to fight to exist. They will never be as ready for it as their occupiers, in terms of equipment and communications. Their combat leaders can't be as experienced. But they can't get recruits to muster and stay prepared to fight, unless they're actively taking the fight to the occupier. Our military needs to be aware of this, and that a quiescient insurgency is just preparing for an attack, and when it occurs, all hell should break loose. The opportunity to slaughter the insurgents, to destroy their cadres, to cripple their morale with casualties, should not be missed.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at August 22, 2013 07:02 AM (ng/SK)

644 Other than the NSA, does anyone read all the comments? Full time job.

Posted by: Goatweed at August 22, 2013 10:05 AM (8HrdX)

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