August 27, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (8-27-2013)
— Maetenloch

Longing and Myth

Then came the sound of a musical instrument, from behind it seemed, very sweet and very short, as if it were one plucking of a string or one note of a bell, and after it a full, clear voice-and it sounded so high and strange that he thought it was very far away, further than a star.

The voice said, Come. Then John saw that there was a stone wall beside the road in that part: but it had (what he had never seen in a garden wall before) a window. There was not glass in the window and no bars; it was just a square hole in the wall. Through it he saw a green wood full of primroses: and he remembered suddenly how he had gone into another wood to pull primroses, as a child, very long ago-so long that even in the moment of remembering the memory seemed still out of reach.

"While he strained to grasp it, there came to him from beyond the wood a sweetness and pang so piercing that instantly he forgot his father's house, and his mother, and the fear of the Landlord, and the burden of the rules. All the furniture of his mind was taken away. A moment later he found that he was sobbing, and the sun had gone in: and what it was that had happened to him he could not quite remember, nor whether it had happened in this wood, or in the other wood when he was a child. It seemed to him that a mist which hung at the far end of the wood had parted for a moment, and through the rift he had seen a calm sea, and in the sea an island, where the smooth turf sloped down unbroken to the bays, and out of the thickets peeped the pale, small-breasted Oreads, wise like gods, unconscious of themselves like beasts, and tall enchanters, bearded to their feet, sat in green chairs among the forests.

But even while he pictured these things he knew with one part of his mind, that they were not like the things he had seen-nay, that what had befallen him was not seeing at all. But he was too young to heed the distinction: and too empty, now that the unbounded sweetness passed away,not to seize greedily whatever it had left behind. He had no inclination yet to go into the wood: and presently he went home, with a sad excitement upon him, repeating to himself a thousand times, "I know now what I want." The first time that he said it, he was aware that it was not entirely true: but before he went to bed he was believing it (The Pilgrim's Regress by C.S. Lewis, p. 8 ).

On Rejecting the Witch's World

“All you've been saying is quite right, I shouldn't wonder. I'm a chap who always liked to know the worst and then put the best face I can on it. So I won't deny any of what you said. But there's one more thing to be said, even so. Suppose we have only dreamed, or made up, all of those things—trees and grass and sun and moon and stars and Aslan himself. Suppose we have. Then all I can say is that, in that case, the made-up things seem a good deal more important than the real ones. Suppose this black pit of a kingdom of yours is the only world. Well, it strikes me as a pretty poor one. And that’s a funny thing, when you come to think of it. We’re just babies making up a game, if you’re right. But four babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That’s why I’m going to stand by the play-world. I’m on Aslan’s side, even if there isn’t any Aslan to lead it. I’m going to live as like a Narnian as I can, even if there isn’t any Narnia” (The Silver Chair, Chapter 12).

Holy Shit - It's a Miracle!

And also Obama's least-loved success: The US Federal Government is on track to actually spend less money than a previous year:

In 2010, the government spent $3.457 trillion, while this year it is on track to spend $3.455 trillion.

Wait, that's less.

Granted, it's not a lot less. But for decades, government spending has been like a runaway train - rising beginning in the 1960s, accelerating during the 2000s under President George W. Bush and then careening to unprecedented levels during the start of the Obama administration.

Now, finally, that runaway train has been slowed, stopped and put into reverse. In 2013, "spending is projected to be down by about 5 percent from 2010, accounting for inflation," The Post reported.

That is not an insignificant achievement.

And as best I can tell no one starved or died in the streets because of this.

Scandinavia: Killing Jews is Totally Different From Killing Us

That's the only possible way to interpret the anger being expressed in the region this week in response to remarks made by Israel's Ambassador to Sweden Isaac Buchman. The ambassador is under fire for asking listeners on Swedish Radio to think about how they would feel if Anders Breivik, the perpetrator of the Utoya Island massacre, were released. Buchman complained that Israel wasn't getting credit for it's freeing of 26 Palestinian terrorist murderers in order to entice the Palestinian Authority back to the negotiating table. But rather than sympathize with the families of Israelis victimized by Palestinian murderers, people in Norway and Sweden are angry about any comparison between their sorrow and that of Jews killed by Arabs. Indeed, as one Swedish paper put it, the families of the Utoya incident are "seething" about the ambassador's analogy.

"There is no future left for Jewish communities in Europe."

"The fact is that while intellectually one can distinguish anti-Israeli fervor from anti-Semitism, in reality, on the streets of Malmö and Paris, and elsewhere in Europe, they are one and the same."

Professors Union: It's Crazy To Even Consider Measuring Whether Colleges Help Students

The effect of our highly compensated mind-work simply cannot be measured by peasantry like yourselves.

In response to President Obama's push to tie federal college aid to labor-market outcomes, the American Association of University Professors has issued a stern warning against the seemingly uncontentious idea of evaluating colleges before giving them money. "In reality measuring the output of our colleges and universities in a meaningful way is simply not possible," writes President Rudy Fichtenbaum.

Oppressed by the Spelling Patriarchy

And when your parents name you Icess Fernandez Rojas they're basically signing you up for the platinum program of perpetual grievance:

All I really wanted was a venti, white chocolate mocha without the whip cream.

I gave the barista, a lovely older woman, my name and she shot me the typical confused look.

I spelled it for her like a first-grader would recite her home phone number. "I-c-e-s-s. You know, like the goddess, but spelled like ice," I explained. "What?" she asked again.

How the Government Profits from Student Debt Defaults

Because there simply is no getting out of a student loan...ever.

..."Student-loan debt collectors have power that would make a mobster envious" is how Sen. Elizabeth Warren put it. Collectors can garnish everything from wages to tax returns to Social Security payments to, yes, disability checks. Debtors can also be barred from the military, lose professional licenses and suffer other consequences no private lender could possibly throw at a borrower.

The upshot of all this is that the government can essentially lend without fear, because its strong-arm collection powers dictate that one way or another, the money will come back. Even a very high default rate may not dissuade the government from continuing to make mountains of credit available to naive young people.

5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things

And let's not forget that Mark Wahlberg blinded a Vietnamese guy for kicks as a teenager.

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Too Sexy For Class, Just Right For Football Games

Several Pinellas County schools are restricting or banning their own cheerleading uniforms during classroom hours amid a broader crackdown on the student dress code. In past years, administrators turned a blind eye during football season to the cheerleaders' sleeveless uniforms with short skirts.

But this year, as Pinellas high schools adopt stricter dress codes or simply step up enforcement, the uniforms aren't flying during the school day.

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The AoSHQ group. Yeah.

Teh Tweet!

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1 Bring It

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 06:45 PM (8sCoq)

2 Hi

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 06:46 PM (HVff2)

3 fist, oh crap

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at August 27, 2013 06:46 PM (XvrTA)

4 NINE!

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 06:46 PM (lq3Ak)

5 now if I can nail post #666 I'll have the Daily Double

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 06:48 PM (8sCoq)

6 I've found out that 'Butherface' can be both a compliment and a slur! be carefull out there

Posted by: the jackwagon at August 27, 2013 06:49 PM (DWF95)

7 Harry "The Surge Has Failed" Reid: Are the WMD used in Syria really NOT from Saddam Hussein? Enquiring Minds, etc.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 27, 2013 06:49 PM (FlRtG)

8 "The ambassador is under fire for asking listeners on Swedish Radio to think about how they would feel if Anders Breivik, the perpetrator of the Utoya Island massacre, were released."

-We didn't do it.

Posted by: Workaholics at August 27, 2013 06:49 PM (lq3Ak)

9 You go Jones

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 06:49 PM (HVff2)

10 That spelling thing?  I can totally relate.

Posted by: La-a, the dash is NOT silent at August 27, 2013 06:50 PM (bAGA/)

11

"While he strained to grasp it, there came to him from beyond the wood a sweetness"

 

 

huhuhuh uh huhuh... uh huhuh uh huhuh

Posted by: butthead at August 27, 2013 06:50 PM (9gNQd)

12 One flight fortnightly?  I'm THERE!

(Off to read the links.  While I can still read.  I've been "at this" a while . . .)

Posted by: filbert at August 27, 2013 06:50 PM (7vimm)

13 Is Australasia near Peruvia?

Posted by: huerfano at August 27, 2013 06:51 PM (bAGA/)

14 I have determined that some people discriminate against you if you don't speell like the Dictionary. RAACIST!

Posted by: the jackwagon at August 27, 2013 06:51 PM (DWF95)

15 I think C.S. Lewis' "Mere Christianity" is getting close to entering my near-term reading list . . .

Posted by: filbert at August 27, 2013 06:52 PM (7vimm)

16 A myth is as good as a mile.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 27, 2013 06:52 PM (uH46F)

17 #War of Kenyan Aggression

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2013 06:52 PM (kFoPt)

18 The US Federal Government is on track to actually spend less money than a previous year

Unpossible, I declare shenanigans.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at August 27, 2013 06:52 PM (kxSZr)

19 My high schools majorette uniforms are one of the few things I still remember about high school. They were slinky tight that emphasized all the amazing curves that teen girls have. Probably why I still remember the Lancerettes.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 27, 2013 06:52 PM (LBlsy)

20 Why would cheerleaders wear their uniforms to class anyway? Do the football/basketball/lacrosse/soccer players wear their uniforms? I don't remember that in any of my classes back in HS, and it wasn't THAT long ago.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 27, 2013 06:53 PM (CA2NO)

21 No trampolines in the classroom either MWR?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 06:54 PM (HVff2)

22 Several Pinellas County schools are restricting or banning their own cheerleading uniforms during classroom hours amid a broader crackdown on the student dress code. In past years, administrators turned a blind eye during football season to the cheerleaders' sleeveless uniforms with short skirts.

But this year, as Pinellas high schools adopt stricter dress codes or simply step up enforcement, the uniforms aren't flying during the school day.



Dislike!

Posted by: R. Polanski at August 27, 2013 06:54 PM (bufJH)

23 this fucker broke?

Posted by: the jackwagon at August 27, 2013 06:54 PM (DWF95)

24 I think C.S. Lewis' "Mere Christianity" is getting close to entering my near-term reading list . . . That book played at least a small part in my wife's conversion.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at August 27, 2013 06:55 PM (caPl0)

25 Operation Beano

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 27, 2013 06:55 PM (aDwsi)

26 Wooooo Hoooo Victoria Duval Woooo Hoooooo You Go Girl!!!!!

Posted by: caustic at August 27, 2013 06:55 PM (/b8+5)

27 Thank doG; the ONT is up I was dangerously close to actually posting new content up to the inter-web net-tubes... Maybe I'll post it here...I keed, I keed (mostly) g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2013 06:55 PM (JMmQ9)

28 >Why would cheerleaders wear their uniforms to class anyway? Do the football/basketball/lacrosse/soccer players wear their uniforms?


"back in my day" on Fridays before football Saturdays, the football players would wear their jerseys and the cheerleaders would wear their uniforms

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 06:56 PM (8sCoq)

29 Is the math on that "on track to spend less" calculation including the Treasury just *not reporting* what happened for 100 days and saying "we totes fixed it on the books in the background behind the scene, for reals"? Anyone else remember what spending was in 2001? In 2007? And how much we brought in last year? It's not just unsustainable, it's an ungodly fiery meteor of clusterfuckedness.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 06:56 PM (qyfb5)

30 In reality measuring the output of our colleges and universities in a meaningful way is simply not possible. Make them pay for student loan defaults. TheyÂ’ll find a way to measure it themselves.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 27, 2013 06:56 PM (CeNUw)

31 The Swedes and other Scandinavians live in a peculiar, isolated world. 

Not unlike Minnesotans.

Posted by: filbert at August 27, 2013 06:57 PM (7vimm)

32 clusterfuckedness A great word Merovign

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 06:58 PM (HVff2)

33 I can feel for poor Icess. Her parents did her NO favors. I see this crap all the time with students. You can't just be named "Amy." It has to be "Aimee" or "Aymee" or "Aimey." You can't just be "Nicholas." It has to be "Nikolas" or "Nikkolas" or "Nicolas." I'm convinced it's a combination of illiterate parents and parents wanting their children to have "original" names. THEY WON'T THANK YOU, folks. They will spend their lives rolling their eyes every time they have to spell their name for someone. Hell, my name's "Melissa," and NOBODY spells that right the first time. Fricking Melissa of all things!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 27, 2013 06:58 PM (CA2NO)

34 "Why would cheerleaders wear their uniforms to class anyway? Do the football/basketball/lacrosse/soccer players wear their uniforms? I don't remember that in any of my classes back in HS, and it wasn't THAT long ago."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 27, 2013 10:53 PM (CA2NO)


I never wore anything to class.  It wasn't even a question of "time constraints" or anything.

Posted by: Giant Vagina Womyn at August 27, 2013 06:58 PM (lq3Ak)

35 I would pay a weeks paycheck to put the following infront of sparkly BHO and VaJayJay Jarrette and ask then wht rank each represented single gold bar twin silver bars Silver Oak Leak Silver Eagle Single Chevron

Posted by: the jackwagon at August 27, 2013 06:58 PM (DWF95)

36 Not unlike Minnesotans.
Posted by: filbert
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Do they have wolf attacks in Sweden?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 27, 2013 06:58 PM (aDwsi)

37 20 Why would cheerleaders wear their uniforms to class anyway? Do the football/basketball/lacrosse/soccer players wear their uniforms? I don't remember that in any of my classes back in HS, and it wasn't THAT long ago.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 27, 2013 10:53 PM (CA2NO)


--The football players would wear their jerseys on a home game day.  Same with the girl field hockey players, which was hawt since we did not have really butchy ones.  There was one cheerleader, though, who had scary thick muscular legs.  One of the seniors (when I was a junior and she was a sophomore), when he saw her across the commons in her uniform said, "Damn, I know they put *her* at the bottom of the pyramid!"

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 06:59 PM (bufJH)

38 10-Year-Old Girl Accused Of Raping 4-Year-Old During Game Of ‘Doctor’ --- Not to brag about my skills, but the girl I played doctor with at age 7, yea, she's still a good friend 42 years later. Oh yea, she knows where the bread gets buttered.

Posted by: UWP at August 27, 2013 06:59 PM (r98SZ)

39 And something about the Norwegian election and media bias linked in my sock.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 27, 2013 06:59 PM (uH46F)

40 "back in my day" on Fridays before football Saturdays, the football players would wear their jerseys and the cheerleaders would wear their uniforms Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 10:56 PM (8sCoq) Same here but Reagan was the President

Posted by: the jackwagon at August 27, 2013 07:00 PM (DWF95)

41 No trampolines in the classroom either MWR? Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 10:54 PM (HVff2) Nope! We were trampolineless.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 27, 2013 07:00 PM (CA2NO)

42 A great word Merovign Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 10:58 PM (HVff2) Use it wisely.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:00 PM (qyfb5)

43 "back in my day" on Fridays before football Saturdays, the football players would wear their jerseys and the cheerleaders would wear their uniforms

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 10:56 PM (8sCoq)


--Your HS played on Saturdays?  Where did you go, the USSR?  That ain't American!

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:00 PM (bufJH)

44 I'm not seeing Peruvia on that PanAm poster - huge, huge, huge marketing faux pas...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 27, 2013 07:00 PM (E0PaU)

45 Melissa-Melissa-Melissa there I wrote it fast 3 times

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:00 PM (HVff2)

46 *And let's not forget that Mark Wahlberg blinded a Vietnamese guy for kicks as a teenager. That's what he got for eyeing my lemon drink.

Posted by: Mark Wahlberg at August 27, 2013 07:00 PM (Dsds2)

47 “In reality measuring the output of our colleges and universities in a meaningful way is simply not possible,” writes President Rudy Fichtenbaum.

Well, fuckit, then.  Zero out the fucking budgets for state-supported colleges and universities.  I mean, if we don't know--and can't know--what the "output" of those institutions are . . . I'm sure there are lots of "poor" people whose EBT cards need recharging, instead . . .

Posted by: filbert at August 27, 2013 07:01 PM (7vimm)

48 In reality measuring the output of our colleges and universities in a meaningful way is simply not possible. It's time to kill the marketing scam that is Big Education.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 27, 2013 07:02 PM (E0PaU)

49 About the playing doctor thing... when I read the headline at Drudge (but didn't read the link) I assumed the girl had sodomized the boy with something then discover at Weasel Zippers that it was playing doctor with a little innocent touching. Absolutely effing crazy. (Although maybe it wouldn't have been in the news if it had been that scenario?)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 27, 2013 07:02 PM (uH46F)

50 Do they have wolf attacks in Sweden?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 27, 2013 10:58 PM (aDwsi)


Dunno.  I'm half-Norwegian (on my mother's side).


Wolves find it damn hard to swim in the ocean.

Posted by: filbert at August 27, 2013 07:02 PM (7vimm)

51 Use it wisely. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2013 11:00 PM (qyfb5) Damn, I knew there would be a catch

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:02 PM (HVff2)

52 The word about the Stoopid Business™ office this week is "criticality" Discuss

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2013 07:03 PM (JMmQ9)

53 20 Why would cheerleaders wear their uniforms to class anyway? Do the football/basketball/lacrosse/soccer players wear their uniforms? I don't remember that in any of my classes back in HS, and it wasn't THAT long ago. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 27, 2013 10:53 PM (CA2NO) The football players wore their jerseys to school on game day. We did that back in the early 80's. And the cheerleaders, flag girls, band letter girls and majorettes did too. It was very easy to get "up" for the game back then.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 27, 2013 07:03 PM (BXLPR)

54 >--Your HS played on Saturdays? Where did you go, the USSR? That ain't American!

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 11:00 PM (bufJH)


People's Republic of Maryland

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 07:03 PM (8sCoq)

55 Jews in Europe? Yeah, not much of a future in that. I see a lot of migration further west (or in the case of say Australia, east.) For the postcard, ah, the old days. In my current job I now manage programs on many of Pan Am's old air routes. Do the math. The airline industry. It sucks, but, it's a job.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2013 07:03 PM (qI5t4)

56 How much money does Big Education bring into the country via foreign students?  Oh we are paying for that?  Nevermind.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at August 27, 2013 07:03 PM (kxSZr)

57 Wahlberg is a fine example of how Hollywood fucks you up. He sleeps well not (just) because he is at peace with and has resolved guilt over his behavior, but because he works in a community where crowds cheer and fawn over you when you make Max Payne. Anywhere outside the entertainment industry that shit would get you fired. They have a grotesquely distorted idea of their value and their community's value, which we perceive (as end users) as an endless string of poor quality product and temper tantrums.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:04 PM (qyfb5)

58 There was always some pep rally on Friday afternoons and the cheer squad would bring cupcakes

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 07:04 PM (8sCoq)

59 It's time to kill the marketing scam that is Big Education.Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 27, 2013 11:02 PM (E0PaU)
College should be free.

Posted by: Charlie Rangel at August 27, 2013 07:05 PM (JsN1O)

60 54 >--Your HS played on Saturdays? Where did you go, the USSR? That ain't American!


Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 11:00 PM (bufJH)

People's Republic of Maryland

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 11:03 PM (8sCoq)


--That's fucked.  The whole reason most NCAA games were originally Saturdays was so as not to compete with HS games.  Of course, there hasn't been much football going on at the University of Maryland, either the last couple years.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:06 PM (bufJH)

61 Indeed, as one Swedish paper put it, the families of the Utoya incident are "seething" about the ambassador's analogy. Well fuck them. Those so called victims were there practicing and role playing how to fuck with Israel. They were all Rachel Corrie's in the making. In fact, they thought the shooter was role playing being the IDF thay were that stupid and vile.

Posted by: Victor/Victoria at August 27, 2013 07:07 PM (FnJUz)

62 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 07:07 PM (T1005)

63 College should be free. Posted by: Charlie Rangel at August 27, 2013 11:05 PM (JsN1O) It's not the tuition, it's the room & board that kills

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:07 PM (HVff2)

64 They have a grotesquely distorted idea of their value and their community's value, which we perceive (as end users) as an endless string of poor quality product and temper tantrums.

Which is why Tropic Thunder was unintentionally hilarious.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at August 27, 2013 07:07 PM (kxSZr)

65 "back in my day" on Fridays before football Saturdays, the football players would wear their jerseys and the cheerleaders would wear their uniforms Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 10:56 PM Back in the day, we were the only HS team in the State (Michigan) to play our Homecoming game on a Saturday afternoon.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2013 07:07 PM (JMmQ9)

66
For the postcard, ah, the old days. In my current job I now manage programs on many of Pan Am's old air routes. Do the math. The airline industry. It sucks, but, it's a job.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2013 11:03 PM (qI5t4)


--Pan Am also stupidly sold off their hotel business, which was profitable, to help buoy its airline business, which was not.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:07 PM (bufJH)

67 What does heaven smell like? Oh - maybe the pound of maple bacon that's baking off in the oven right now? And at this hour, I should probably turn down the SRV marathon that I've had going too loudly for a few hours (thanks for the reminder, Ben K). Eventually, I should read the ONT and the last few hours worth of posts... But in the meantime - hey, horde.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 27, 2013 07:08 PM (prluT)

68 "Nope! We were trampolineless. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 27, 2013 11:00 PM"

Somehow, this makes my day a little less bright....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2013 07:08 PM (lxD2I)

69 Arm chair Psychologist.

Has Post Traumatic stress been made worse by our society or where you come to? I am a guy born in the early 60s. In my neighborhood the guys coming back from Vietnam were heroes. And as a teen through my 20s worked with many Vietnam Vets and was entranced and awed by their stories. Yes the things they had to do sucked but an naive soundboard that can both see/imagine the suck and the hero has to help a little IMO. So in places that are blue can a Vet find that soundboard to unload and not be called a baby killer?

Obviously not connected to anything but a thought that's been bugging me since PTS(D) is in the news and seems to hurt our guys more and more as each year passes.


Posted by: The Hickster at August 27, 2013 07:08 PM (V6R8M)

70 Icess is merely frothing because the barista is making more money than she is with all her student loans.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2013 07:08 PM (NqxXc)

71 24 I think C.S. Lewis' "Mere Christianity" is getting close to entering my near-term reading list . . . That book played at least a small part in my wife's conversion. Posted by: Paul Zummo -------------------------------------- Probably the best thing C.S. Lewis ever wrote IMHO... in Spades, to coin a phrase. I have a very close friend dying of ALS, and just got word tonight that a best friend in Greenville SC died today unexpectedly. While I have a little composure, let me say this. If you haven't been properly introduced to your Maker, Lewis can do a fine job. I fear for my friend, who didn't/don't know Him. A sad day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 27, 2013 07:08 PM (4Mv1T)

72 Aloha! Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 11:07 PM (T1005) E komo mai, e noho mai, e `ai a e, wala`au!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:09 PM (qyfb5)

73 --The football players would wear their jerseys on a home game day. Same with the girl field hockey players, which was hawt since we did not have really butchy ones. There was one cheerleader, though, who had scary thick muscular legs. One of the seniors (when I was a junior and she was a sophomore), when he saw her across the commons in her uniform said, "Damn, I know they put *her* at the bottom of the pyramid!" Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 10:59 PM (bufJH) Best friend in high school's sister was a cheerleader and a gymnast. Nice muscular legs, and a buddy who was dating her said she knew how to use them.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac to now be called "Lord Humungus, the Ayatollah of RocknRol at August 27, 2013 07:09 PM (BXLPR)

74 Our HS didn't have lights, all home games were Saturday afternoon. Away games were usually Friday nights

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:09 PM (HVff2)

75 'sup, cthululhu?

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 07:10 PM (lq3Ak)

76 the second youth recently arrested in the murder of 88 year old WWII vet Delbert Belton claims it was a crack deal gone bad.  That's right.  They are claiming Delbert sold crack.

Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2013 07:10 PM (zOTsN)

77 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 11:07 PM (T1005)


Howdy-do!!

Posted by: filbert at August 27, 2013 07:10 PM (7vimm)

78 Hey TR condolences

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:10 PM (HVff2)

79 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Chelsea at August 27, 2013 10:58 PM (CA2NO) My name is Ryan. My dad's name is Bob. I would have preferred Bob. But I'm stuck with Chelsea.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 27, 2013 07:10 PM (xSegX)

80

Hickster,

 

I think it has increased a little, since we often aren't exposed to some of the harsher elements of life to which our forefathers were exposed.  However, much of the increase is simply better acknowledgement of the problem. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 27, 2013 07:11 PM (lr3d7)

81 Probably the best thing C.S. Lewis ever wrote IMHO... in Spades, to coin a phrase.

I have a very close friend dying of ALS, and just got word tonight that a best friend in Greenville SC died today unexpectedly.

While I have a little composure, let me say this. If you haven't been properly introduced to your Maker, Lewis can do a fine job.

I fear for my friend, who didn't/don't know Him.

A sad day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 27, 2013 11:08 PM (4Mv1T)


--Shadowlands is a great movie, whatever you think (or don;t think) about the afterlife.  I have yet to read A Grief Observed, but many of my friends who have lost someone have raved about it.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:11 PM (bufJH)

82 "E komo mai, e noho mai, e `ai a e, wala`au!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2013 11:09 PM (qyfb5)


Showoff.  "Has your banana gone to the library?", is no way to start of a conversation.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 07:11 PM (lq3Ak)

83 Let me correct my poor typing. I fear for my friends, who didn't/don't know Him.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 27, 2013 07:11 PM (4Mv1T)

84 Icess is merely frothing because the barista is making more money than she is with all her student loans. Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2013 11:08 PM (NqxXc) The funny thing is, she poses as rejecting the First World by complaining about something that is very much a First World Problem. "Damned Western whitebreaders mis-spelling my name! I'd rather be shot in the back of the head in Burma!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:11 PM (qyfb5)

85 Aloha!

In pursuit of that sweet 49k a year welfare I looked at real estate out that way today.  Found a 600 square foot house in a bad neighborhood for only 275k.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at August 27, 2013 07:12 PM (kxSZr)

86 Aloha!
------------

Mele Kalikimaka

Posted by: Bing Crosby at August 27, 2013 07:12 PM (aDwsi)

87 Showoff. "Has your banana gone to the library?", is no way to start of a conversation. Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 11:11 PM (lq3Ak) Don't blame me, blame the search engine. I don't speak Hawaiianarian.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:13 PM (qyfb5)

88 ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 07:14 PM (8sCoq)

89
That is not an insignificant achievement.
Mark Theissen




1. Planned vs actual spending.  Let's just wait until all the bills come in, shall we?

2.  If you think the government knows how much it's spending to the nearest dollar, heck nearest billion dollars, you're a fool.

3. Massive amounts of spending have been shifted from the budget to government guarantees and long term obligations, which aren't imaged in the OMB handout you're looking at.

Dipwad

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 27, 2013 07:14 PM (kdS6q)

90 "The US Federal Government is on track to actually spend less money than a previous year"

I don't believe this, based on the wholly artificial and extralegal stoppage of the debt clock which Obama and Lew engaged in starting a few months ago, to delay having another debt-ceiling fight while they were trying to get amnesty passed. The government's figures are no longer reliable.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 27, 2013 07:14 PM (gqT4g)

91 Good evening, Horde. I took my first piano class ever today.

Posted by: Gingy at August 27, 2013 07:14 PM (aH+zP)

92 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2013 11:13 PM (qyfb5)

You're quite a character, and your attitude belies your monicker!  I Just Plain Like You, Dude.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 07:15 PM (lq3Ak)

93 Actually the alternative that Icess is *just* complaining about spelling (yeah I didn't read the whole article, shut up) is even more pathetic than the social statement version. The weird thing is that my common first name is mis-spelled more often than my foreign-sounding last name.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:15 PM (qyfb5)

94 91 Good evening, Horde. I took my first piano class ever today. I always wished I'd taken up piano.

Posted by: AmishDude at August 27, 2013 07:15 PM (xSegX)

95 Nice muscular legs, and a buddy who was dating her said she knew how to use them.
I love to dance too!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 27, 2013 07:15 PM (uH46F)

96 I fear for my friend, who didn't/don't know Him.

A sad day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 27, 2013 11:08 PM (4Mv1T)


God knows your friend--He understands human foibles and frailties. 


If your friend was a Good Person, that will count for a lot.  Your concern for your friend will, I think, be taken into account.  Be at peace.

Posted by: filbert at August 27, 2013 07:16 PM (7vimm)

97

"The US Federal Government is on track to actually spend less money than a previous year"

 

 

We'll make it up in cruise missiles.

Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2013 07:16 PM (kFoPt)

98 Did you like Gingy? I was forced to take piano i hated it & it hated me

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:16 PM (HVff2)

99 "-Pan Am also stupidly sold off their hotel business, which was profitable, to help buoy its airline business, which was not." Yeah, think back just 20 years to what were pillars of American business and the airline industry.....Pan Am and TWA. They are just punch lines among a limited section of the American population today who might remember them.. It's something else. Whew boy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2013 07:16 PM (qI5t4)

100 I was in the band - I bet band uniforms are never banned

Posted by: McCool at August 27, 2013 07:16 PM (m/khm)

101 I always wished I'd taken up piano. Posted by: AmishDude Bend your knees, they're usually heavy.

Posted by: Reader Chelsea J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 27, 2013 07:16 PM (v6hyJ)

102 However, much of the increase is simply better acknowledgement of the problem.>>

I hope that is the case but worry that it has become too political and our guys lose in the end and don't get the release they need to be happy.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 27, 2013 07:16 PM (V6R8M)

103 >Good evening, Horde. I took my first piano class ever today.


did you hit anything?

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 07:16 PM (8sCoq)

104 TR - Very sorry to hear it. It seems that many here are at the time of life when relatives and friends begin to manifest the consequences of age. It robs us of one thing after another...


Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 27, 2013 07:16 PM (aDwsi)

105 60 Welcome to the Big Ten Maryland.

Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2013 07:16 PM (M/TDA)

106 86 Aloha! ------------ Mele Kalikimaka Posted by: Bing Crosby at August 27, 2013 11:12 PM (aDwsi) Run!!!!!!! Dad's home and he hasn't beat any of us in a week.

Posted by: The Crosby Kids at August 27, 2013 07:17 PM (BXLPR)

107 Progressives, Thy Name is Intolerance Is there any greater lie than that of the Progressive Left’s belief in tolerance? Those who dare to disagree, or even refuse to affirm, the twisted mores of the Progressives, are readily being punished, even if they are children! Now, however, this treatment of those who dare disagree is becoming formalized to the point where the government will treat dissenters like second class citizens. Ah, but isn’t that just opposing their discrimination? Wouldn’t that just help create society in which everyone is tolerance, even if by force? The clear answer is NO. The “tolerance” that the Progressive Left believes in is the “tolerance” of those beliefs that they demand you believe. They are intolerant of other points of view. You are “tolerant” if, and only if, you blindly agree with them. They are not just being intolerant of “intolerance,” but being intolerance of those who do not agree with them. People who do not agree with same-sex marriage or transvestitism can be tolerance, yet they are not tolerated by the Progressive Left! It is they who are a demonstrable paragon of intolerance. This is because Progressivism is inherently false and oppressive. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3051

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2013 07:17 PM (Vk2pI)

108 Piano lessons are the foundation of a musical future, even if you never learn to play the damn thing.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at August 27, 2013 07:17 PM (kxSZr)

109 Merovign, in other words she has chosen her world view.  That of a whiny Westerner who is terribly spoiled.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2013 07:19 PM (NqxXc)

110 I understand Beethoven went deaf because he played by ear.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 27, 2013 07:19 PM (uH46F)

111 Big Ten=Mediocre 13?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:19 PM (HVff2)

112 From the Cracked article: In 1974, six years after Enoch was drummed out of political life by his remarks That's weird, seeing as how he stayed on as MP until 1987. Cracked is about as reliable as MSNBC.

Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2013 07:19 PM (ZihsD)

113 I was forced to take piano i hated it & it hated me Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian
-------------

If you can remember Calvin's experiences with his bicycle, that is the way it was with me and the piano. Here's a cartoon : http://tinyurl.com/ocglskf

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 27, 2013 07:20 PM (aDwsi)

114

Gingy, how was it? 

 

*glares at violin sitting next to me*

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 27, 2013 07:20 PM (lr3d7)

115 Cracked is about as reliable as MSNBC.
I didn't realize that liking Powell was as bad as killing someone..

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 27, 2013 07:21 PM (JsN1O)

116 SpongeBob, try the western side of Oahu where all the homeless are living in tents.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2013 07:21 PM (NqxXc)

117 Gingy, does your piano teacher smell bad? They usually do you know.

Posted by: The Last One at August 27, 2013 07:21 PM (8HiDF)

118 Well, I would like to file some grievances, having been named after my Finnish grandfather! If pronounced phonetically, you'll get it right. But people insist on ignoring the two consonants and have called me "Kale" since elementary school. Where's my reparations, yo?

Posted by: Kalneva at August 27, 2013 07:21 PM (XyrkB)

119 You're quite a character, and your attitude belies your monicker! I Just Plain Like You, Dude. Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 11:15 PM (lq3Ak) Umm, thanks? ... Can I borrow ten bucks? They won't let me have credit because of the whole Death Star thing. It's not for me, Imma go out later and look for a perky but poor caffeine addict named "Candy" I bumped into at the dollar store the other day.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:21 PM (qyfb5)

120 youse mutha fukkas, I play the stereo! or more recently the IPod. and I get the chicks!!!!!

Posted by: the jackwagon at August 27, 2013 07:22 PM (DWF95)

121 OK, I'm done reading all the linkage.

Now, y'all must entertain me . . .

Posted by: filbert at August 27, 2013 07:22 PM (7vimm)

122 Very good Mr. Hammer, very good

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:22 PM (HVff2)

123 111 Yup. Maryland and effing Rutgers . What a joke.

Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2013 07:22 PM (M/TDA)

124 44 I'm not seeing Peruvia on that PanAm poster - huge, huge, huge marketing faux pas... That's why Pan Am is no more.

Posted by: Fox 2! at August 27, 2013 07:22 PM (XFTOV)

125 99 "-Pan Am also stupidly sold off their hotel business, which was profitable, to help buoy its airline business, which was not."

Yeah, think back just 20 years to what were pillars of American business and the airline industry.....Pan Am and TWA. They are just punch lines among a limited section of the American population today who might remember them..

It's something else. Whew boy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 27, 2013 11:16 PM (qI5t4)


--I am still fascinated by the romanticization of those airlines (e.g., with the short-lived show Pan Am).  For one thing, flying coach back then was not only just as miserable as it is today (if not more so with the noisier planes back then), but you can still get good service today: you just have to spring for First Class tickets, or fly an Asian airline.  (The latter has the added perk that they still adhere to keeping attractive stewardesses, uh, excuse me, flight attendants.)

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:22 PM (bufJH)

126 Merovign, in other words she has chosen her world view. That of a whiny Westerner who is terribly spoiled. Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 27, 2013 11:19 PM (NqxXc) AKA Daddy's little churl. Cracked is about as reliable as MSNBC. Posted by: Waterhouse at August 27, 2013 11:19 PM (ZihsD) Oh, dude, that's cold.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:23 PM (qyfb5)

127 --and I forgot to add to my above post that coach was not only as bad as today --back in the "Golden Age" it was a fuckton more expensive.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:23 PM (bufJH)

128 Cracked is about as reliable as MSNBC.
I like Linkiest (formerly Conservative Grapevine) but it ticks me off it links to Cracked lists etc. so often that invariably have at least one piece of liberal crap stuffed into every list. (Site currently under scheduled maintenance.)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 27, 2013 07:24 PM (uH46F)

129 I can play the piano. Not, you know, tunes or anything.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:24 PM (qyfb5)

130 San Antonio,TX wants to ban Christians from holding political office, because anti-gay thoughtcrime...

http://tinyurl.com/pq257rc


so that's awesome...

Posted by: The Inverted States of America at August 27, 2013 07:24 PM (EZl54)

131 94 I always wished I'd taken up piano. Posted by: AmishDude at August 27, 2013 -- Me, too. So I did. Electives! --- 98 Did you like Gingy? I was forced to take piano i hated it & it hated me Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 11:16 PM (HVff2) --- I did. Always wanted to learn. Played brass as a kid, then stopped in favour of singing. Made more money that way. --- 103 did you hit anything? Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 11:16 PM (8sCoq) --- It's like you know me. No, I did not. But it was only the first day.

Posted by: Gingy at August 27, 2013 07:24 PM (aH+zP)

132 God knows your friend--He understands human foibles and frailties. If your friend was a Good Person, that will count for a lot. Your concern for your friend will, I think, be taken into account. Be at peace. Posted by: filbert -------------------------------------- Filbert- Those are kind words. You really should read Mere Christianity. It will be an eye opener. More than you know. Lewis wrote it as a series of radio addresses to the masses during the war years in England. He is the only person I know who can easily discuss and explain things like eternity. Read it. My friends being "good people", and my concern for them here, meant a great deal in this life. Sadly, it is my sincere belief that it will mean none in the next. But there is good news.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 27, 2013 07:25 PM (4Mv1T)

133 And if Candy doesn't work out, I know for a fact that the Dollar Store employees' checks are a couple of days late this week, so, backup plan.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:25 PM (qyfb5)

134 Piano lessons are the foundation of a musical future, even if you never learn to play the damn thing.>>

It is amazing to me the amount of "classically trained" musicians made up the bands of the 60's and 70s.

The fact you find a lot less now in the current "bands" tends to make sense.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 27, 2013 07:25 PM (V6R8M)

135 Yup, ya know Ohio state vs Rutgers is an age old rivalry

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:25 PM (HVff2)

136 Nice ONT Maet, Logprof the era is romanticized b/c we were a vibrant nation not thisÂ… whatever this is....

Posted by: chelsea10077 at August 27, 2013 07:26 PM (A4hKL)

137
[Pic] In this production photo from 2001: A Space Odyssey, a space stewardess is seen elegantly using a portable videophone. If the blue, circle badge on her uniform is any indication sheÂ’s stationed, in the film, at Clavius Base which served as a Research Center when the first monolith was discovered on the Moon.

https://tinyurl.com/no3a534

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 27, 2013 07:26 PM (kdS6q)

138 105 60
Welcome to the Big Ten Maryland.

Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2013 11:16 PM (M/TDA)


--Don't remind me.  I'm so pissed.


TMQ savaged them today.  It dovetails nicely with our discussion of the Higher Ed Racket:


Under the NCAA's nose, money is diverted from education to athletics in other ways. The University of Maryland just reported a $21 million athletic department deficit despite all UMD undergrads being charged $398 annually to subsidize athletics. That's about $11 million taken annually from regular students who are struggling to pay tuition and diverted to sports. The University of Maryland expects to lose money on athletics until at least 2017, partly because it owes a $52 million exit fee for breaking an ACC contract the school signed of its own volition. University of Maryland trustees are pursuing an extremely unrealistic attempt to get the ACC to waive its fee. Assuming their canny plan fails, the University of Maryland will either demand a taxpayer bailout or divert even more money from education to sports.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:26 PM (bufJH)

139 When a staunch Conservative, (me!) is turned over to Libertarianism and can follow certain tenets of Classic Liberalism?  You find out who is "tolerant" an who is "intolerant" in a hurry.

The obstinate are long-term projects, now.  I'm not particularly bright, nor am I educated in any particular discipline.  I have a God-given gift, however.  I have the power of "soft-sell hammer".

I can't play a damn instrument to save my life, but I can finesse the edge off a razor.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 07:27 PM (lq3Ak)

140 and I forgot to add to my above post that coach was not only as bad as today --back in the "Golden Age" it was a fuckton more expensive.

 

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 11:23 PM

 

But, you could smoke.

Posted by: otho at August 27, 2013 07:27 PM (9gNQd)

141 At least Pan Am served meals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 27, 2013 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

142 Gingy, how was it?

*glares at violin sitting next to me*

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 27, 2013 11:20 PM (lr3d7)


[Gazes at skin flute]

Posted by: Baraka at August 27, 2013 07:28 PM (bufJH)

143 WTF is a fortnight? What if I wanna see Australasia in the daytime?

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 27, 2013 07:28 PM (DHQv9)

144 72 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 11:07 PM (T1005)


E komo mai, e noho mai, e `ai a e, wala`au!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2013 11:09 PM (qyfb5)



You'd better quickly take back what you just said about my mom.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 07:28 PM (T1005)

145 UMD, Wisconsin they are all the same, tax sucking legalized thieves. Fuck UW had a billion dollar slush fund that recently was exposed.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:28 PM (HVff2)

146 --Don't remind me. I'm so pissed.
Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 11:26 PM (bufJH)

Sorry, amigo.  Those Terrapins are going to look like bowling pins when we get through with them!

Posted by: Slapweasel Buckeye! at August 27, 2013 07:29 PM (lq3Ak)

147 Oh this is too much work. Spongebob ReaverSaget: I was, in the past, a professional singer. I'm doing it backwards. Colorado Alex: hard. (That's what she said) The Last One: no idea. He wasn't close enough to me to find out. It's a piano lab, and we are all plugged in to headphones. Electric pianos. Kind of weird. --- The only thing I can do on a piano is pick out a melody if I need to sing it. Oh, and the melody of Ode To Joy. But who can't?

Posted by: Gingy at August 27, 2013 07:29 PM (aH+zP)

148 >WTF is a fortnight?

2 weeks

fourteen nights

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 07:30 PM (8sCoq)

149 I love to dance too! Posted by: andycanuck at August 27, 2013 11:15 PM (uH46F) No, she knew how to use them to pray. Oh who the hell do I think I'm kidding. She was a gymnast, and if you could imagine what a gymnast could do, you get the idea.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 27, 2013 07:30 PM (BXLPR)

150 A big cause of the student loan bubble is because those Better Human Being Creators called universities get paid up front with guaranteed loan funding. Makes no difference to them how long it takes their alumni to pay back a loan for Wymyns Gender Studies

One good sounding idea suggested is to put the universities on the hook for the loans, ie if their students don't pay up, the schools pay the money back and leave it up to them to collect the money from the graduates

The way it works now, it's as if you bought a car, financed it, and the government sent GM or Ford the money in full and it was up to the government to collect on the debt


Posted by: kbdabear at August 27, 2013 07:30 PM (/9IC1)

151 Gingy- Keep it up. You'll be glad you did. I have a guitar and 5 string banjo in the closet. I still pull them out occasionally. When I want to scare the neighbors.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 27, 2013 07:31 PM (4Mv1T)

152 You'd better quickly take back what you just said about my mom. Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 11:28 PM (T1005) Like Nugglekins can't take care of herself. Itself. You know what I mean.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:31 PM (qyfb5)

153 For anyone who did hear it read today by Limbaugh, letter from UNC Professor:
http://tinyurl.com/q74z5a2

NC residents, grit your teeth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 27, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

154 I don't know why I dance.  I just do!?

Posted by: Vinny from Welcome Back Kotter! at August 27, 2013 07:31 PM (lq3Ak)

155

88 ooh eeh ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

 

 

 

 

That means gihigugma ko ikaw.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 27, 2013 07:32 PM (DHQv9)

156 At the Mariners game. 3 to 3.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2013 07:32 PM (hvC1P)

157 Mike Adams can be found in Townhall

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:32 PM (HVff2)

158 I have a guitar and 5 string banjo in the closet. I still pull them out occasionally.

When I want to scare the neighbors. Posted by: Tobacco Road
-------------

Practice TR, practice.

Posted by: Roger Sprung at August 27, 2013 07:33 PM (aDwsi)

159 TR, I know I will. Big (elder boy) can play anything he sets his mind to, and we gave him a piano for his 16th. We got rid of it when he moved to Canada, and I'm kicking myself.

Posted by: Gingy at August 27, 2013 07:33 PM (aH+zP)

160 157 Mike Adams can be found in Townhall The Summer Ale or just the lager?

Posted by: Chelsea blaster at August 27, 2013 07:33 PM (NAU+F)

161 any Glock fans out there? Even though Glocks are the most sold pistol by quantity in the world, I'm feeling no luv on the interwebs...

Posted by: the jackwagon at August 27, 2013 07:34 PM (DWF95)

162 Filbert- Those are kind words. You really should read Mere Christianity.

It will be an eye opener. More than you know. Lewis wrote it as a series of radio addresses to the masses during the war years in England.

He is the only person I know who can easily discuss and explain things like eternity.

Read it. My friends being "good people", and my concern for them here, meant a great deal in this life.

Sadly, it is my sincere belief that it will mean none in the next.

But there is good news.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 27, 2013 11:25 PM (4Mv1T)


Yes, "Mere Christianity" is definitely a stop I intend to make on my own personal journey through life.


Posted by: filbert at August 27, 2013 07:34 PM (7vimm)

163 135 Yup, ya know Ohio state vs Rutgers is an age old rivalry

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 11:25 PM (HVff2)


--and decades of great basketball rivalries tossed out the window for warm pottage.  The expected pot of gold from TV revenues will not be there because many of the quieter, more casual fans like me (although I don't figure in the equation directly since I'm not a USA cable subscriber) will just be too turned off.  That, plus the imminent mass exodus from traditional cable TV, will leave those conferences looking foolish.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:34 PM (bufJH)

164 WTF is a fortnight? What if I wanna see Australasia in the daytime? Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 27, 2013 11:28 PM (DHQv9) It's part of an alternative to that insidious "Metric System" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FFF_System

Posted by: The Anti-Metrical Hat at August 27, 2013 07:34 PM (Vk2pI)

165 Big 10 = can't add. Maryland in the Big 10?? WTF??  My interest in college football has waned over the years. It didn't help that the BCS is hopelessly corrupt and has destroyed natural rivalrys. There is also the problem of the college football team that I have been a fan of since I was a little kid (I'm 44) decided that covering up for a pedophile was perfectly ok. I still watch college football but the thrill is gone. 

Posted by: puddleglum at August 27, 2013 07:34 PM (LBlsy)

166 I totally understand,

Posted by: Raymond Luxury Yacht at August 27, 2013 07:35 PM (Jsiw/)

167 Don't own a Glock , just a S&W & a Ruger

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:35 PM (HVff2)

168 Gingy was born in the wagon of a traveling show
Gingy used to sing for the money they'd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Sing a little Gospel
Sell Valu-Rite to the good

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 27, 2013 07:35 PM (uH46F)

169 Good evening, Horde. I took my first piano harmonica class ever today. Posted by: Gingy at August 27, 2013 11:14 PM FIFY

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2013 07:36 PM (JMmQ9)

170 Even though Glocks are the most sold pistol by quantity in the world, I'm feeling no luv on the interwebs... Posted by: the jackwagon at August 27, 2013 11:34 PM (DWF95) (scratches head) GlockTalk? GlockForum? Subforums at places like THR and Arfcom?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:36 PM (qyfb5)

171 So really no one gives a crap about Barky going to war?

Posted by: Chelsea blaster at August 27, 2013 07:36 PM (NAU+F)

172 75 'sup, cthululhu?

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 11:10 PM (lq3Ak)




Did some serious weeding in the garden, so I'm a bit sore. Otherwise, not a lot. How's by you?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 07:36 PM (T1005)

173 or anyone who did hear it read today by Limbaugh, letter from UNC Professor: http://tinyurl.com/q74z5a2 NC residents, grit your teeth. Posted by: Mike Hammer ----------------------------------- WOW. Who knew we still have normal profs at Carolina? Thanks for sharing that. I don't think I saw NCSU in that hall of shame. I'm encouraging Road Jr in that direction.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 27, 2013 07:37 PM (4Mv1T)

174 I'm not quite so old as to remember a golden age of air travel, but do remember when it didn't suck.  In the mid 80's the distance I was willing to drive to avoid flying started to dramatically increase.

Time to turn in and dream of getting paycheck tomorrow that doesn't bounce.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at August 27, 2013 07:37 PM (kxSZr)

175 I found a worm in a book I was reading today. A small nasty looking worm with lots of hooks. Oddly I do not think it was a bookworm. I think it came in the open window the book was sitting next to. I am telling myself that because otherwise I would freak the fuck out because I have tons of books and I do not wish them destroyed. However I may nuke my house from space just in case

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at August 27, 2013 07:37 PM (RZ8pf)

176 167 Don't own a Glock , just a S&W & a Ruger Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 11:35 PM (HVff2) I am about to own an IMI Tavor. If the fates smile upon me and I cross my fingers and toes and throw a bunch of change into the well.

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2013 07:38 PM (uRqqf)

177 141 Mike Hammer,

and Mile High Sandwiches......

Posted by: chelsea10077 at August 27, 2013 07:38 PM (A4hKL)

178 Even though Glocks are the most sold pistol by quantity in the world, I'm feeling no luv on the interwebs...>>

That lossey goeesy barrel freaks me out. I Know they hit well but it;s hard to believe that if you rack one.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 27, 2013 07:38 PM (V6R8M)

179 "So really no one gives a crap about Barky going to war?"

Plenty of people care, what to do?

Posted by: navybrat at August 27, 2013 07:39 PM (6AzaA)

180 163 totally agree with you logproof. These conference realignments make no sense except for a quick buck. No offense MD or Rutgers, but I could care less if Bucky bears you or loses to you. But, OSU is a different story

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:39 PM (HVff2)

181 165 Big 10 = can't add. Maryland in the Big 10?? WTF?? My interest in college football has waned over the years. It didn't help that the BCS is hopelessly corrupt and has destroyed natural rivalrys.There is also the problem of the college football team that I have been a fan of since I was a little kid (I'm 44) decided that covering up for a pedophile was perfectly ok. I still watch college football but the thrill is gone.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 27, 2013 11:34 PM (LBlsy)


--Next year they'll have a playoff, so that helps a little.  Unfortunately, those ridiculous, soulless mega-conferences will still be with us.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:39 PM (bufJH)

182 However I may nuke my house from space just in case. Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at August 27, 2013 11:37 PM (RZ8pf) Hmmm, Poltergeist II.

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2013 07:39 PM (uRqqf)

183 I am about to own an IMI Tavor. Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2013 11:38 PM (uRqqf) (insert envy-based temper tantrum here)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:39 PM (qyfb5)

184 --and decades of great basketball rivalries tossed out the window for warm pottage. The expected pot of gold from TV revenues will not be there because many of the quieter, more casual fans like me (although I don't figure in the equation directly since I'm not a USA cable subscriber) will just be too turned off. That, plus the imminent mass exodus from traditional cable TV, will leave those conferences looking foolish.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 11:34 PM (bufJH)


Basketball isn't even an afterthought for the conferences (and the networks) in their indecent lust for filthy lucre, which is driving "conference realignment."


It's all about college football.  Which I personally find a bit perverse, because while I'm a big college basketball fan, college football leaves me pretty much cold.


And, if you look closely, the only think keeping most people on cable/satellite TV is live sports.  If that ever escapes the clutches of Big Media, it's Game Over for the Big Media oligopoly.

Posted by: filbert at August 27, 2013 07:40 PM (7vimm)

185 171 So really no one gives a crap about Barky going to war? Eh, people will care when Obama's little war ends up causing Assad's ouster and A-Q elements procure all of Syria's biological and chemical weapons. But it'll be too late by then.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2013 07:40 PM (Dsds2)

186 "Will the phrase “Guns of August” one day refer not only to the prelude to World War I in 1914 but also to the prelude to a Middle East war in 2013?

That is the ominous question posed by Roger Boyes, the diplomatic editor of the Times of London and a foreign correspondent for the past 35 years.

“The direction of events in Egypt, Syria, Iraq and Iran should keep us awake at night."

 

 

 

Heh. Should keep YOU awake at night, Roger. I'm 7000 miles away from that shit and you live two thousand miles from Eqypt.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at August 27, 2013 07:40 PM (DHQv9)

187 The Glock has a much easier main spring to compress. Compare with 1911 style. Yeah. Way easier. Like about 300 percent easier.

This only matters if you plan to clean it. Which you absolutely should do at least every ten years or so.

Posted by: navybrat at August 27, 2013 07:40 PM (6AzaA)

188 171 So really no one gives a crap about Barky going to war?

Posted by: Chelsea blaster at August 27, 2013 11:36 PM (NAU+F)


--We already vented in the earlier thread on that.  I for one am sick of discussing it.  Go there for the hate, then come back here for the fun.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:40 PM (bufJH)

189 So if its going to be a gun thread, what do we think about the M1 carbines in 22 LR?

Posted by: Chelsea blaster at August 27, 2013 07:41 PM (NAU+F)

190 181 Money makes the world go 'round.

Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2013 07:41 PM (M/TDA)

191 P.S. You'll probably get a kick out of the Name Obama's New War talk.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:41 PM (bufJH)

192 Hillbilly Moon Explosion

"Clarksdale Boogie"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTQIR0Zc5mI

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 07:42 PM (8sCoq)

193 169 Good evening, Horde. I took my first piano harmonica class ever today. Posted by: Gingy at August 27, 2013 11:14 PM FIFY Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2013 11:36 PM (JMmQ9) --- Then, hoboes for everyone!

Posted by: Gingy at August 27, 2013 07:42 PM (aH+zP)

194 Division I football is the root of all evil

Posted by: Chelsea blaster at August 27, 2013 07:42 PM (NAU+F)

195 Re: Glocks There really is no way to go wrong with a Glock. Smith & Wessons, Colts and Springfields are all beautiful guns, and are what you show your friends. Glocks are what you show your enemies.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 27, 2013 07:42 PM (4Mv1T)

196 98 Did you like Gingy? She's OK. Better than a poke in the eye I suppose.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 27, 2013 07:43 PM (aH+zP)

197 my dad really needs to look at ammo before calling me that he found some old cases of 12, 20 and 30-06

sad day

Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2013 07:43 PM (vJdyz)

198 (insert envy-based temper tantrum here) Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2013 11:39 PM (qyfb5 Don't waste the energy. It's a raffle. But damn if I wasn't a hair away from bidding on GB last night.

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2013 07:43 PM (uRqqf)

199 Tobacco Road...  I believe the Good go where the Good belong.  May your family and friends give you comfort and may the small words from any-and-all of us give you and your friends the necessary boost, lest they feel awkward.

*raises beer high*

Do what you do, sir.  It is better here with you than without. 

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 07:43 PM (lq3Ak)

200 Don't waste the energy. It's a raffle. Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2013 11:43 PM (uRqqf) Wherewherewherewherewherewherewhere?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:44 PM (qyfb5)

201 "Glocks are what you show your enemies."
Damn, I gotta remember that one. That is a goodie.

Posted by: navybrat at August 27, 2013 07:44 PM (6AzaA)

202 Wow, Slappy is all about love tonight. This ain't a bomb thread or a gun thread, it's a love thread! http://youtu.be/QyT9jTW7MHc

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:45 PM (qyfb5)

203 171 So really no one gives a crap about Barky going to war? Posted by: Chelsea blaster at August 27, 2013 11:36 PM (NAU+F) What are we going to do, call our representatives? Sorry for any spewing liquid.

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2013 07:45 PM (uRqqf)

204 So if its going to be a gun thread, what do we think about the M1 carbines in 22 LR?>>

Why bother when the Ruger 10/22 is avalible? way more options, lighter, cheaper and the accuracy is as good if not better.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 27, 2013 07:45 PM (V6R8M)

205 I am really amazed that the Leftist anti war folks are totally behind Obama on bombing Syria. Yeah, I know, but really, nothing?

Posted by: Chelsea blaster at August 27, 2013 07:45 PM (NAU+F)

206 180 163 totally agree with you logproof. These conference realignments make no sense except for a quick buck. No offense MD or Rutgers, but I could care less if Bucky bears you or loses to you. But, OSU is a different story

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 11:39 PM (HVff2)


--It was mainly about the basketball for me.  I have heard stories of undergrads poling into cars for road trips to see the Terps.  A fun and feasible ritual if you're just going to Charlottesville of the Triangle.  Not so much anymore even to go to Rutgers, which of course is lame after years of Duke or UNC.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:46 PM (bufJH)

207 C.S. Lewis is pretty effective Mindy-bait. Howdy, Beloved Horde!

Posted by: Mindy at August 27, 2013 07:46 PM (gnIfb)

208 Well if someone breaks into the house when I'm here I will have to show my enemies Mr. Winchester model 12

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:46 PM (HVff2)

209 Good old Puddleglum. Thanks, Maetenloch.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2013 07:46 PM (gTN+E)

210 189 So if its going to be a gun thread, what do we think about the M1 carbines in 22 LR? Posted by: Chelsea blaster at August 27, 2013 11:41 PM (NAU+F) just save some $$ and use the Apple Seed 10/22 conversion to a M! Carbine just need the sights and sling, of which I don't remember but Bing can help you out

Posted by: the jackwagon at August 27, 2013 07:47 PM (DWF95)

211 Carl DeMaio says he took a lie detector test regarding the masturbation allegations and passed. If true, this should be the headline: "DeMaio passes lie detector test; Ben Hueso and Marty Emerald caught with pants down and hands on their dicks (metaphorically)".

Posted by: jim at August 27, 2013 07:47 PM (VwhRo)

212 "Glocks are what you show your enemies." Damn, I gotta remember that one. That is a goodie. Posted by: navybrat at August 27, 2013 11:44 PM (6AzaA) I am by nature a tinkerer. I mess with things. Haven't felt a need to mess with my Glocks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:47 PM (qyfb5)

213 Did some serious weeding in the garden, so I'm a bit sore. Otherwise, not a lot. How's by you?
Posted by: cthulhu

I'm damn-good, sir.  Damn good.  Staining the deck tomorrow, but that's tomorrow.  Tonight, I'll dance.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 07:47 PM (lq3Ak)

214 Wherewherewherewherewherewherewhere? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2013 11:44 PM (qyfb5) So it can be 50,000,000 and 1 instead of 50,000,000? I don't think so. Jk, it's NRA. Lemme find the link. There are 12 firearms in the raffle. More power to the horde if someone wins.

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2013 07:47 PM (uRqqf)

215 Glocks are what you show your enemies.>>

Is that from a rich drug dealer in a movie?

Posted by: The Hickster at August 27, 2013 07:47 PM (V6R8M)

216 Glocks are what you show your enemies. Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 27, 2013 11:42 PM (4Mv1T) I am so steeling that

Posted by: the jackwagon at August 27, 2013 07:48 PM (DWF95)

217 At my latest CPL re-cert, my Chi-Com Mil-Surp pistol suffered an un-recoverable mechanical failure. The Range comped me with a Glock 17. (Serious, You Guys; be a "regular" at your range). The Glock 17 was sweet.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2013 07:48 PM (JMmQ9)

218 Hobo Day!  Coming soon!

http://bit.ly/19Y3qeg

Why kill hoboes when you can party with them?

(The Biggest One-Day Event in the Dakotas!)
(Yes, it's the Homecoming celebration of My Old School.  Deal.)

(Steely Dan:  My Old School - http://youtu.be/Pj9Rs56u8YY )


Posted by: filbert at August 27, 2013 07:49 PM (7vimm)

219 Glock?!

Stinky little things, carried by pimps and Nancy-boys.

Posted by: Beretta at August 27, 2013 07:49 PM (aDwsi)

220 Goodnight, Horde. Tired Gingy is tired.

Posted by: Gingy at August 27, 2013 07:51 PM (aH+zP)

221
   M1911.


    Best thing ever for show and tell.


    Please do find the link for the NRA raffle--I already sent my stuff in.   Winning anything would be superfluous but why not try?

Posted by: irongrampa at August 27, 2013 07:51 PM (SAMxH)

222 And he should sue the shit out of the claimants and the paper that reported it too, Jim.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 27, 2013 07:51 PM (uH46F)

223 the slapweasel abides

Posted by: thunderb at August 27, 2013 07:51 PM (zOTsN)

224 http://youtu.be/QyT9jTW7MHc

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2013 11:45 PM (qyfb5)


HAHA!


I'm "feeling good" tonight.  Perhaps God applied some sweetness to a couple'a Budweisers and that "soon-to-be-legal!"

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 07:51 PM (lq3Ak)

225 BTW, maybe I should have typed "accusers" rather than "claimants".

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at August 27, 2013 07:52 PM (uH46F)

226 Stinky little things, carried by pimps and Nancy-boys. Posted by: Beretta at August 27, 2013 11:49 PM (aDwsi) Says the alligator shoes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:53 PM (qyfb5)

227 Why bother when the Ruger 10/22 is avalible? way more options, lighter, cheaper and the accuracy is as good if not better. Posted by: The Hickster at August 27, 2013 11:45 PM Or, the Mossberg 715t. Scary Black Rifle, right out of the box.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 27, 2013 07:53 PM (JMmQ9)

228 "Oh Look Who's Mr. Bombypants Now" Heh. Just wanted to chuckle over that one out loud. Wheeennnnnn Barack Obama comes bomb bomb bombin' along... It's not funnnyyyyyy!

Posted by: mindful webworker, ear resistable at August 27, 2013 07:53 PM (U13jb)

229 I still cannot get used to the thought Rutgers joining the Big Ten. The sports media here in Columbus tried to put a happy face on the news when it was announced but I sensed a singular lack of enthusiasm.

Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2013 07:53 PM (M/TDA)

230 Good nite horde, be well.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at August 27, 2013 07:53 PM (HVff2)

231 I'm "feeling good" tonight. Perhaps God applied some sweetness to a couple'a Budweisers and that "soon-to-be-legal!" Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 11:51 PM (lq3Ak) If it works it works. Good moods can be contagious!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 07:53 PM (qyfb5)

232 205 I am really amazed that the Leftist anti war folks are totally behind Obama on bombing Syria. Yeah, I know, but really, nothing?

Posted by: Chelsea blaster at August 27, 2013 11:45 PM (NAU+F)



It's mindless partisanship, all the way down!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 07:53 PM (T1005)

233 To solve the student loan default issue we should tax the university endowments. Sort of like an annual tribute or death tax every year based on size and income. Then plow that money into servicing and setting the student loan deferments. Time to drain the swamp that is the university system and that swamp is watered by the endowments. Hurt them!

Posted by: Dread0 at August 27, 2013 07:54 PM (vChtp)

234 Funniest comment today:

648 look, I don't know "science" like some of you do, and I don't know who really invented the peanut, but I do know this: George Washington Carver invented the peanut.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2013 08:55 PM (/IWYB)




Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:55 PM (bufJH)

235 I'm just hoping that I'm not asked for my usual line of prayers tonight.  I'll be doing those in private, not to mention that I am hopeful that all's well in ONTLand.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 07:55 PM (lq3Ak)

236 WTF is a fortnight?
-----------------

Twice as long as a sennight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 27, 2013 07:55 PM (aDwsi)

237 G'Day y'all

Posted by: the jackwagon at August 27, 2013 07:55 PM (DWF95)

238 Stinky little things, carried by pimps and Nancy-boys.

Posted by: Beretta at August 27, 2013 11:49 PM (aDwsi)


Own a glock but my typical carry is a Sigma :/

Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2013 07:56 PM (vJdyz)

239 Please do find the link for the NRA raffle--I already sent my stuff in. Winning anything would be superfluous but why not try? Posted by: irongrampa at August 27, 2013 11:51 PM (SAMxH) That's how I feel, why not try it. Just found the link but the online entries aren't being accepted until Sept. 14th. But here is the link for future.. http://tinyurl.com/pzzhwce

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2013 07:56 PM (uRqqf)

240 WTF is a fortnight?>>

What you get to do with a lady in your prepper fort before SMOD.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 27, 2013 07:57 PM (V6R8M)

241 this was controversial when it came out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM



it was a simpler time

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 07:57 PM (8sCoq)

242 "If it works it works. Good moods can be contagious!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 27, 2013 11:53 PM (qyfb5)


And like I posited previously, you're a "contagious" Dude!  You really cheer me up sometimes.  Stay dark, amigo!   LOL

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 07:58 PM (lq3Ak)

243 229 I still cannot get used to the thought Rutgers joining the Big Ten. The sports media here in Columbus tried to put a happy face on the news when it was announced but I sensed a singular lack of enthusiasm.

Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2013 11:53 PM (M/TDA)


--The interests of the fans were probably completely ignored when the Big "10" (Motto: Mathematica Est Difficile) were deliberating whom to add.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 07:58 PM (bufJH)

244 this was controversial when it came out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM it was a simpler time Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 11:57 PM (8sCoq) Looks like wholesome educational material to me!

Posted by: Joycelyn Elders at August 27, 2013 07:59 PM (Vk2pI)

245 >I am really amazed that the Leftist anti war folks are totally behind
Obama on bombing Syria. Yeah, I know, but really, nothing?


I'm outraged out

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 07:59 PM (8sCoq)

246 A fortnight is 14 days.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2013 07:59 PM (gTN+E)

247 17-Year-Old American Upsets Former Champion At The U.S. Openhttp://tinyurl.com/okr74qs

Posted by: caustic at August 27, 2013 08:00 PM (/b8+5)

248 And like I posited previously, you're a "contagious" Dude! You really cheer me up sometimes. Stay dark, amigo! LOL Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 11:58 PM (lq3Ak) Yeah, I'm as dark as a Norwegian Goth.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 08:01 PM (qyfb5)

249 Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 11:58 PM (bufJH)

Enjoy your ass-kicking!  Again, I apologize, but I really don't.  That's gonna be brutal.

You = Like
Team = Suck it through a hose!

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 08:01 PM (lq3Ak)

250 It's short for "fourteen night", i.e. two weeks.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at August 27, 2013 08:01 PM (Td7pU)

251 A fortnight is 14 days.>>

And this is why we lose to the left. Fing facts.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 27, 2013 08:01 PM (V6R8M)

252 (scanning recent comments) Is this a gun thread? Or a sborts thread? All this and more. And you what happens when you cross the memes! Good evening RWC, Dude, jackwagon, Hammer, Merovign, cthulhu, um, Tuna, um, mindful, oh, wait, that's me...

Posted by: mindful webworker, ear resistable at August 27, 2013 08:02 PM (U13jb)

253
    You guys who DON"T live in NY congratulate yourselves.

   Starting in January 2014, ALL ammo purchasers will be subject to a background check.

   Naturally, there isn't any program set up to administer it yet.  But anything classed as ammo--rifle, shotgun,pistol,even pellet guns and paintballs are under the aegis.

   What this as done is cause a rush to buy beforehand, naturally.  Just when things were easing off a bit.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 27, 2013 08:02 PM (SAMxH)

254 I came to see the ONT and in the first sentence, I thought, "This sounds just like CS Lewis";  "Pilgrim's Regress" is one Lewis book I've yet to read.  It was then lovely to read an excerpt of "The Silver Chair" and Puddleglum's speech is one of the best of the Narnian series. I often think of it.

Anyway, I'm have a terrible day on  the heels of a terrible month (your  prayers  would be much appreciated) so it was a  lovely cheering up tonight.  Thanks, Maet.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 27, 2013 08:02 PM (KL49F)

255 "Starting in January 2014, ALL ammo purchasers will be subject to a background check."

Same thing likely coming for CA.

Posted by: navybrat at August 27, 2013 08:03 PM (6AzaA)

256 165 Big 10 = can't add. Maryland in the Big 10?? WTF?? My interest in college football has waned over the years. It didn't help that the BCS is hopelessly corrupt and has destroyed natural rivalrys.There is also the problem of the college football team that I have been a fan of since I was a little kid (I'm 44) decided that covering up for a pedophile was perfectly ok. I still watch college football but the thrill is gone. Posted by: puddleglum at August 27, 2013 11:34 PM (LBlsy) Wait til the "big 5" conferences break away from the NCAA. The Big10, Big12, PAC12, SEC and ACC will break away in the next 5 years to form a new division. When that happens, there will be an 8 team football playoff, and some of the teams not in those conferences today, will be left out in the cold. It's one of the reasons why Notre Dame joined the ACC and agreed to play 5 games a year against ACC schools.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 27, 2013 08:03 PM (BXLPR)

257 Thunderb, check out the old post

Posted by: Jean at August 27, 2013 08:03 PM (CMlD4)

258 One difference is that Palestinian terrorists kill those who live the Israeli way of life.

Breivik killed enemies of the Scandinavian way of life. Or at least, he killed people who were on that island to train themselves to be such enemies.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 27, 2013 08:05 PM (d7tB2)

259 I would pay a weeks paycheck to put the following infront of sparkly BHO and VaJayJay Jarrette and ask then wht rank each represented single gold bar twin silver bars Silver Oak Leak Silver Eagle Single Chevron Posted by: the jackwagon at August 27, 2013 10:58 PM (DWF95) Pfffft! Easy! single gold bar = Margarine twin silver bars = Cream Cheese Silver Oak Leak = Canadian Club Silver Eagle = Full Bird Corporal Single Chevron = Gas Station Now watch this putt.......

Posted by: Barkey McFuckstick at August 27, 2013 08:05 PM (MBqvE)

260 249 Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 11:58 PM (bufJH)

Enjoy your ass-kicking! Again, I apologize, but I really don't. That's gonna be brutal.

You = Like
Team = Suck it through a hose!

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 28, 2013 12:01 AM (lq3Ak)


--Eh, Maryland has not been relevant in football since they stupidly showed Fridge the door (look at how many players Fridge recruited are in the NFL now).  The timing could not have been worse, since the Penn State atrocities gave the Terps a once-in-a-lifetime opening --one they could not have exploited more poorly-- to have a free hand on recruiting blue-chippers in PSU's turf.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 08:05 PM (bufJH)

261 (stumbles off down hallway looking for bathroom, falls in pool)

Posted by: mindful webworker, ear wax at August 27, 2013 08:05 PM (U13jb)

262 Sorry that you're having a bad day and a bad month, Aslan's girl. Prayers will be made on your behalf.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2013 08:06 PM (gTN+E)

263 Same thing likely coming for CA. Posted by: navybrat at August 28, 2013 12:03 AM (6AzaA) It's been announced as passed like three or four times already because no one understands the legislative process. Brown's getting hammered for releasing 10,000 criminals as more gun control is landing on his desk. But, he's bonkers, so who knows what he will do. It won't survive a court challenge and he knows it (the rest of the merde is getting knocked down piece by piece), but like I said, bonkers. Won't matter, I'd probably have to leave and won't come back.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 08:06 PM (qyfb5)

264 this was surprising to find on Gizmodo:
"A State by State Map of America's Filthy Porn Searches"
http://tinyurl.com/kax7mdw

Geez how bad is this problem?

Posted by: caustic at August 27, 2013 08:06 PM (/b8+5)

265 I'm outraged out Posted by: Jones in CO ------------------------ My wife, and then my 16 yo, asked me last night if we were going to war with Syria, and why. I explained that I have not a clue, but that it is only at the whim of our esteemed emperor. Or something to that effect.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 27, 2013 08:07 PM (4Mv1T)

266 261 (stumbles off down hallway looking for bathroom, falls in pool) Posted by: mindful webworker, ear wax at August 28, 2013 12:05 AM (U13jb) (films it on smartphone, uploads to YouTube before helping mindful webworker out of the pool)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 08:07 PM (qyfb5)

267 Posted by: navybrat at August 28, 2013 12:03 AM (6AzaA) Just think of it as a form of taxation, so that you know it's Constitutional!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 27, 2013 08:08 PM (XdnQT)

268 257 Some of the sports talkers here agitate to break with the NCAA whenever they get a chance, especially the former players. Think the NCAA has gotten way too big for its britches.

Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2013 08:08 PM (M/TDA)

269 Aslan's Girl:  May The Good Lord see your way through any difficult times, buoyed by your friend here, who are willing and able to pray for your comfort in times of difficulty.

May your close friends and family allow you release from your troubles.

If all else fails:
-May God give you strength to accept the things you cannot change. 
-May He give you the courage to change the things you can. 
-May He grant you the wisdom to know the difference!

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 08:09 PM (lq3Ak)

270 Geez how bad is this problem?

Posted by: caustic at August 28, 2013 12:06 AM (/b8+5)


what problem? It's good to prime the pump once ever few hours

Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2013 08:09 PM (vJdyz)

271 >I explained that I have not a clue, but that it is only at the whim of our esteemed emperor.

Or something to that effect.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 28, 2013 12:07 AM (4Mv1T)



not too far off- like most things he does, it is inexplicable

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 08:09 PM (8sCoq)

272 Hentai and Kentucky is funny though, all that incest hentai

Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2013 08:09 PM (vJdyz)

273 "A State by State Map of America's Filthy Porn Searches" Posted by: caustic at August 28, 2013 12:06 AM (/b8+5) LMAO at Utah (blank) and Kentucky (hentai). Also Nevada's oddly specific search.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 08:10 PM (qyfb5)

274 My wife, and then my 16 yo, asked me last night if we were going to war with Syria, and why. >>

Because chemical weapons hurt people more than machetes.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 27, 2013 08:11 PM (V6R8M)

275 Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 12:05 AM (bufJH)

If you're in the Big Ten basketball League, you've got a chance.  Maryland, with the right recruiters, can still become a powerhouse of the NorthEast.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 08:12 PM (lq3Ak)

276 Are we still talking 'bout Syria? Well good. New reports that Israel has super secret information from an Elite Syrian Unit about chemical weapons, confirmed by the CIA (whatever confirmed means). Reported in the WSJ.

So now Assad knows that his Elite units have been infiltrated, or their communications compromised, or they broke operational security. Unless it's all made up by some senior administration official not authorized to talk to the media but did anyway.

So Obama can go ahead and launch those missiles because we have gathered actionable intelligence. It's in the news media with their layers and layers of fact checkers, so we know it's true.

Fire when ready Mr. Smedly. Any time, you're ready, Mr. Smedly, sometime this week, Mr Smedly. Smedly, what the fuck are you doing? Why aren't those missiles in the air?

Posted by: Joe Country sings Vietnam protest song at August 27, 2013 08:13 PM (Hpt+t)

277 I believe I shall retire.  Nite, all.

Posted by: filbert at August 27, 2013 08:14 PM (7vimm)

278 Even though I expect a moeblob, hope this game comes to the US

http://tinyurl.com/pq2pska


In other 3DS-related news, Arc System Works is working on a new dungeon RPG for 3DS called Stardust Amazoness, which features all female party members, and will launch in Japan on November 14. It is set on Prison Planet, an asylum of prisoners, where players will select a prisoner and attempt to escape the planet. Character design is being handled by Miyama Zero. Development is currently 70 percent complete.

Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2013 08:15 PM (vJdyz)

279 @SenatorReid : Harry "The Surge Has Failed" Reid: Why are you now letting Teh JEF attack Syria?

Posted by: Arbalest at August 27, 2013 08:15 PM (FlRtG)

280 Also Nevada's oddly specific search. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2013 12:10 AM (qyfb5) Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, suger!

Posted by: Anita Queen at August 27, 2013 08:15 PM (Vk2pI)

281 275 Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 12:05 AM (bufJH)

If you're in the Big Ten basketball League, you've got a chance. Maryland, with the right recruiters, can still become a powerhouse of the NorthEast.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 28, 2013 12:12 AM (lq3Ak)


--Football is over now.  I am not sure unless there are family connections or extreme geographical closeness why the next Vernon Davis or Randy Starks would want to play for Maryland.  It's a gorgeous campus, but the stadium is underwhelming.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 08:15 PM (bufJH)

282 --It was mainly about the basketball for me. I have heard stories of undergrads poling into cars for road trips to see the Terps. A fun and feasible ritual if you're just going to Charlottesville of the Triangle. Not so much anymore even to go to Rutgers, which of course is lame after years of Duke or UNC. Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 11:46 PM (bufJH) Sad thing is that when the ACC went from 9 to 12, a lot of long time games disappeared. Each ACC team played all the other schools during the regular season, and had 4 out of conference games a year. Pretty good. Now? They play their own division each year, and teams in the other division every 3-4 years except for their "designated rival". So in 2014, UVA goes from having Maryland as it designated rival to Louisville. The traded one school they have played for 60+ years to one that they have played twice. That is their new rival. Most fans don't even give a damn about conference games like they used to. The games they care about now are the "TV" games, those games that CBS/ESPN/FOX/NBC want the schools to schedule so that they can have marquee matchups.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 27, 2013 08:16 PM (BXLPR)

283 Came home and guess who was on the screen?   Yep Keith Olberman back on ESPN, amazed they took him back.  Gotta say, he should have stuck with sports, saw the end of the show, was pretty good.  Not crispy on boomer and carton, three piece suity and all.

Posted by: caustic at August 27, 2013 08:16 PM (/b8+5)

284 Anybody have any experience with the M&P 17 Warrior? http://tinyurl.com/oylbslu

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2013 08:17 PM (qU95h)

285 Anybody have any experience with the M&P 17 Warrior? http://tinyurl.com/oylbslu Posted by: RWC at August 28, 2013 12:17 AM (qU95h) Isn't that reviewer the guy that sold the Slap Chop and got busted for slapping his girlfriend?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 08:19 PM (qyfb5)

286 Everybody better start posting or Imma get bored and post more dubstep links.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 08:20 PM (qyfb5)

287 "Single chevron? Uh...., uh...., Corpseman?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 27, 2013 08:20 PM (aDwsi)

288 Now? They play their own division each year, and teams in the other division every 3-4 years except for their "designated rival". So in 2014, UVA goes from having Maryland as it designated rival to Louisville. The traded one school they have played for 60+ years to one that they have played twice. That is their new rival.

Most fans don't even give a damn about conference games like they used to. The games they care about now are the "TV" games, those games that CBS/ESPN/FOX/NBC want the schools to schedule so that they can have marquee matchups.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 28, 2013 12:16 AM (BXLPR)


--Yeah, that's the biggest loss from the Megaloconferences, making long, deep rivalries into something only experienced once every two or three years to accommodate adding a Missouri or a Pitt to a school's division.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 08:22 PM (bufJH)

289 A Skillz and Krafty Kuts - Tricka Technology

http://youtu.be/HikdySt8FUo

Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2013 08:22 PM (vJdyz)

290 Pan Am went broke while owing me about half a million air travel miles.  I could have upgraded forever.  Crap.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at August 27, 2013 08:22 PM (OtY8Y)

291 Slap-Chop ...funny. 

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 08:22 PM (lq3Ak)

292 Someone break out the febreeze for the ONT.

Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2013 08:22 PM (LI48c)

293 story at Blaze says al jizzeera america ratings too low for Nielsen to give accurate figures

>For example, its first hour on the air was last Tuesday at 3 p.m., an hour that averaged only 22,000 viewers. TV Newser explains that this is below NielsenÂ’s minimum accuracy threshold.

“In other words, Nielsen says it cannot accurately count how many people watched it, and the number it gives is essentially a rough guess. This is also called ‘scratching,’” TV Newser writes.

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 08:24 PM (8sCoq)

294 Since there is some gun talk. My favorite Shotgun ever is the Ithaca Featherlight. A gun my brother bought me for a birthday for less than $50. But it is the one I know and can kick ass with hunting and clays.

http://www.ithacagun.com/featherlight.html

Posted by: The Hickster at August 27, 2013 08:24 PM (V6R8M)

295 268 257 Some of the sports talkers here agitate to break with the NCAA whenever they get a chance, especially the former players. Think the NCAA has gotten way too big for its britches. Posted by: Tuna at August 28, 2013 12:08 AM (M/TDA) It is the schools that will be able to give student athletes a stipend. They think by doing this they will be able to get out from under the lawsuit that former athletes have filed against the NCAA. If you think that the NCAA fucked up Miami's investigation, the rumor is they really fucked up the UNC investigation. Some people said that UNC was the proverbial "lack of institutional control", and if you know your NCAA, that is what SMU did when it got the death penalty.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 27, 2013 08:24 PM (BXLPR)

296 292 Someone break out the febreeze for the ONT.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2013 12:22 AM (LI48c)


--Sorry.  It was the hot dog I had for lunch, I think.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 08:24 PM (bufJH)

297 yeah I'm out-- I got nuthin

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 27, 2013 08:24 PM (8sCoq)

298 I saw someone else's snappy comeback and improved it. There was one of those spam forum posts about earning $x000 a month at home, and they responded: "I earned $4500 doing your Mom." And I thought, dude, that was like *close*. "I earned $4500 at home doing your Mom, and it wasn't worth it. I'm still showering as I text this." That's better.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 08:25 PM (qyfb5)

299 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 28, 2013 12:16 AM (BXLPR)

--Yeah, that's the biggest loss from the Megaloconferences, making long, deep rivalries into something only experienced once every two or three years to accommodate adding a Missouri or a Pitt to a school's division.

Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 12:22 AM (bufJH)


The biggest thing is the loss of the Conference.  The NAACP is like "The Commerce Clause."  Retarded in its inception, used in shit-manners and arbitrary in its rulings.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 08:25 PM (lq3Ak)

300 --Yeah, that's the biggest loss from the Megaloconferences, making long, deep rivalries into something only experienced once every two or three years to accommodate adding a Missouri or a Pitt to a school's division.

Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 12:22 AM (bufJH)

 

That is something I think the Big Ten has gotten right with their new giant conference with stupid division names.  Ohio State vs Michigan will be every year the last week even though they are in different divisions.  And it is quite possible that they might end up playing eachother back to back weeks because of it.

Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2013 08:26 PM (LI48c)

301 NCAA, actually... lol.  *smoke another Slappy!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 08:26 PM (lq3Ak)

302 Re: pound of maple bacon upthread So saw ep of TripleD, somewhere in Canada, Jewish deli (is there any other kind?). Dessert was maple bacon something, Guy (host) says WTF? Turns out, *beef* bacon. What?! I. Must. Have. Long story short, scored beef belly today, plan to make this amazing foodstuff shortly (Orion cooker smoker). Will let ya'll (heh!) know how it turns out.

Posted by: speedster1 at August 27, 2013 08:26 PM (yeM7r)

303 “In fact viewership of al Jazeera is going up in the United States because it’s real news." - Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 27, 2013 08:27 PM (aDwsi)

304 It ain't the gun. If the SHTF, you can get killed by a grandpa with a deer rifle.

Posted by: navybrat at August 27, 2013 08:27 PM (6AzaA)

305 That is something I think the Big Ten has gotten right with their new giant conference with stupid division names. Ohio State vs Michigan will be every year the last week even though they are in different divisions. And it is quite possible that they might end up playing eachother back to back weeks because of it.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2013 12:26 AM (LI48c)


--Aren't they going to move the game to earlier in the season?  I thought I read that was in the works. . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 08:27 PM (bufJH)

306 Isn't that reviewer the guy that sold the Slap Chop and got busted for slapping his girlfriend? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2013 12:19 AM (qyfb5) LOL, no. That is an alter-ego of Andrew Tuohy.

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2013 08:28 PM (uRqqf)

307 The Mega conferences are now all about revenue generation.  Why is the Big Ten adding teams along the East Coast?  Because of the media markets there.  That's a whole lot of subscribers the cable companies will be putting the Big Ten Network on.  And that's money to them for each subscriber.

Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2013 08:28 PM (LI48c)

308 Why Wal-Mart Will Never Pay Like Costco by Megan McArdle, and she really nails it. Costco has fewer products and makes higher margins, so they can afford to pay more. Wal-Mart makes thin margins and has higher overhead. Yet to liberals, they are pretty much the same and Wal-Mart must just want to be mean. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-08-27/why-walmart-will-never-pay-like-costco.html

Posted by: mr_jack at August 27, 2013 08:29 PM (TMG3G)

309 The fuck?

Posted by: Corona at August 27, 2013 08:30 PM (fh2Y7)

310 --Aren't they going to move the game to earlier in the season? I thought I read that was in the works. . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 12:27 AM (bufJH)

 

Well if that's the case then they've had it right and will wind up fucking up just like you would expect.

Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2013 08:30 PM (LI48c)

311 308 Mr Jack Seems to me that's flawed from the git-go: should be Costco vs Sam's Club, no?

Posted by: speedster1 at August 27, 2013 08:31 PM (yeM7r)

312 I can't even use my Yahoo Bookmarks right now.  They have FUCKED EVERYTHING UP.  Sorry.  I've been pissed about this for three weeks.

-ONTRelease.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 08:31 PM (lq3Ak)

313 "Single chevron? Uh...., uh...., Corpseman?" Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:20 AM (aDwsi) Six more and we'll open up a wormhole!

Posted by: Totally not a Goa'uld planning to invade Earth… at August 27, 2013 08:31 PM (Vk2pI)

314 307 The Mega conferences are now all about revenue generation. Why is the Big Ten adding teams along the East Coast? Because of the media markets there. That's a whole lot of subscribers the cable companies will be putting the Big Ten Network on. And that's money to them for each subscriber.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2013 12:28 AM (LI48c)


--I get that, but I think their projections are like Enron stock in 2000.  Seriously, how big a hold does Rutgers have on the NYC market, or Maryland on the DC market for that matter?

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 08:31 PM (bufJH)

315 It ain't the gun. If the SHTF, you can get killed by a grandpa with a deer rifle.>>

Or with a good Grandpa you will be killed by "Grandpas deer rifle".

Training is way more important than the gun important.

Posted by: The Hickster at August 27, 2013 08:32 PM (V6R8M)

316 --Eh, Maryland has not been relevant in football since they stupidly showed Fridge the door (look at how many players Fridge recruited are in the NFL now). The timing could not have been worse, since the Penn State atrocities gave the Terps a once-in-a-lifetime opening --one they could not have exploited more poorly-- to have a free hand on recruiting blue-chippers in PSU's turf. Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 12:05 AM (bufJH) Thank Debbie Yow for that. She was the AD that fired Fridge and ran Williams out, then decided to do the expansion at Byrd Stadium. Maryland owed so much money that they couldn't make ends meet, and had to start cutting. So when the Big10 offered them a shitload of money, they jumped because that is the only way they could get their head above water quickly. Now Yow is at NCSU and is working her magic there. I would bet that under her leadership, NCSU will jump to Conference USA.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 27, 2013 08:32 PM (BXLPR)

317 Wow. Go Ogle's front page salutes the "I Have a Dream" speech with a graphic that looks suspiciously like someone else. Did MLK have giant ears?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at August 27, 2013 08:33 PM (4/o9U)

318 Is there anything that permanently gets rid of morninglory? I was stupid enough to introduce it to my back yard about 10 years ago, and every summer has been a battle to keep it in check. I feel like I might as well have tried kudzu.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 08:33 PM (T1005)

319 308 Why Wal-Mart Will Never Pay Like Costco

by Megan McArdle, and she really nails it. Costco has fewer products and makes higher margins, so they can afford to pay more. Wal-Mart makes thin margins and has higher overhead. Yet to liberals, they are pretty much the same and Wal-Mart must just want to be mean.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-08-27/why-walmart-will-never-pay-like-costco.html

Posted by: mr_jack at August 28, 2013 12:29 AM (TMG3G)


--Costco is also sneaky and enlists its customers to help discard its packaging.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 08:34 PM (bufJH)

320 Six more and we'll open up a wormhole!

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

http://scoamf.us/DR

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 27, 2013 08:34 PM (JawqV)

321 "--I get that, but I think their projections are like Enron stock in 2000. Seriously, how big a hold does Rutgers have on the NYC market, or Maryland on the DC market for that matter?"
Posted by: logprof

I "get" that, but the T.V. contracts will "let them down lightly", rather than steal funds and hide shit... lol.

The conferences will continue to shift as long as T.V. contracts are up-in-the-air.  This may take the next forty years to figure out, I'm sorry to say.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 08:34 PM (lq3Ak)

322 Of course the man is more important than the gun. That doesn't mean the gun doesn't matter.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 27, 2013 08:35 PM (qyfb5)

323 281 Well, playing at OSU and Michigan will be quite the experience for the team and fans who travel. Heck, I'm still awed by Ohio Stadium and I've been to more games than I can remember. I think that's part of the college football experience though. Walking up to the stadium on Saturday, the fans, the banners flying, going from the semi darkness of the interior and emerging into the bright light and looking down at the beautiful field. Gosh, I'm getting all excited just thinking about it.

Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2013 08:35 PM (M/TDA)

324 So we're still talking about Glocks, right? I had something fall off a shelf in the basement today. My office is at home and it scared the crap out of me. Sounded exactly like someone was coming through the door. My G30 was a nice handful to point in each room as I went through the house. Finger off the trigger.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 27, 2013 08:35 PM (4Mv1T)

325 Clapton turned out to be right. Britain is a shit stain today.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 27, 2013 08:35 PM (HDgX3)

326

Is there anything that permanently gets rid of morninglory? I was stupid enough to introduce it to my back yard about 10 years ago, and every summer has been a battle to keep it in check. I feel like I might as well have tried kudzu.

 

I've had good results with animal sacrifice to the plant gods.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 27, 2013 08:36 PM (lr3d7)

327 Posted by: mr_jack at August 28, 2013 12:29 AM (TMG3G) Didn't read it, but did she at least mention that Costco requires a membership?

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2013 08:36 PM (uRqqf)

328 --I get that, but I think their projections are like Enron stock in 2000. Seriously, how big a hold does Rutgers have on the NYC market, or Maryland on the DC market for that matter? Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 12:31 AM (bufJH) _______________ Bigger than you think. The number of Rutgets alumni in the NYC area is huge. Same for Md alumni in the DC area.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 27, 2013 08:36 PM (HDgX3)

329 Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 12:33 AM (T1005)

I'm fairly sure "Dra-no" will kill anything.  If you were looking for something more 'sophisticated', I apologize.  I'm merely handi-capable, at this point.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 08:36 PM (lq3Ak)

330 Slapweasel, I have yet to see a bookmark manager that doesn't suck. Been trying to find a solution more like brainstorming/clustering software, but not yet. That does not excuse Yahoo being clutzporks, but there you go.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 27, 2013 08:37 PM (qyfb5)

331 My oldest daughter was a cheerleader in NTX for the last two years,  and the district has a dress code. evenon spirit days, the girls weren't allowed to wear their cheer outfits until the pep rallies. they had to go to the locker room and change just before start time.

Posted by: Dax at August 27, 2013 08:37 PM (HA1yR)

332 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 28, 2013 12:32 AM (BXLPR)

--Oh yeah, we've brought her up here before (this time I'm sober though).  She's like the Jamie Gorelick of college sports.  She's laughing, too, because the ACC is going to collect that huge penalty from Maryland for bolting.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 08:38 PM (bufJH)

333 I've had good results with animal sacrifice to the plant gods. Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 28, 2013 12:36 AM (lr3d7) Hey, millions of pagans can't be wrong.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 27, 2013 08:38 PM (qyfb5)

334 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 28, 2013 12:37 AM (qyfb5)

Thanks!  You know, *meh*.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 08:38 PM (lq3Ak)

335 318 Is there anything that permanently gets rid of morninglory? I was stupid enough to introduce it to my back yard about 10 years ago, and every summer has been a battle to keep it in check. I feel like I might as well have tried kudzu. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2013 08:40 PM (Dsds2)

336 323 281
Well, playing at OSU and Michigan will be quite the experience for the team and fans who travel. Heck, I'm still awed by Ohio Stadium and I've been to more games than I can remember. I think that's part of the college football experience though. Walking up to the stadium on Saturday, the fans, the banners flying, going from the semi darkness of the interior and emerging into the bright light and looking down at the beautiful field. Gosh, I'm getting all excited just thinking about it.

Posted by: Tuna at August 28, 2013 12:35 AM (M/TDA)


--Yeah, I'll never forget those game days at Doak.  Hot babes all around, and the 'Noles were in the midst of their Golden Age (I never saw them lose in person).  I was broke, but still having fun.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 08:41 PM (bufJH)

337 Well, crap....I ordered a widget from Harbor Freight and got an email saying it had shipped, so I was figuring "Camarillo to Santa Clara -- it might get here tomorrow!"



Checked the tracking, and it was shipped from South Carolina. Expected delivery Saturday.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 08:41 PM (T1005)

338 Bigger than you think.
The number of Rutgets alumni in the NYC area is huge. Same for Md alumni in the DC area.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 12:36 AM (HDgX3)


--That is true, but it does not necessarily translate to big viewership, especially when the team is sucking.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 08:42 PM (bufJH)

339 326
Is there anything that permanently gets rid of morninglory? I was stupid enough to introduce it to my back yard about 10 years ago, and every summer has been a battle to keep it in check. I feel like I might as well have tried kudzu.

I've had good results with animal sacrifice to the plant gods.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 28, 2013 12:36 AM (lr3d7)



Did that with rodents one year, until I realized that they were territorial and it was like popping individual soapbubbles in a foam -- the other territories just moved in to fill the empty space.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 08:43 PM (T1005)

340 Clapton turned out to be right. Britain is a shit stain today. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 12:35 AM (HDgX3) ButÂ… butÂ… we passed same-sex marriage? How can Britain not be fabulous?

Posted by: The Tories at August 27, 2013 08:43 PM (Vk2pI)

341 It ain't the gun. If the SHTF, you can get killed by a grandpa with a deer rifle.
And grandma will get run over by a reindeer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 27, 2013 08:43 PM (JsN1O)

342 Ortho Ground Clear Concentrate FTW. tip- don't dilute it. If you want to, dilute it with one of the weedkillers that didn't work. Or, FIRE!

Posted by: RWC at August 27, 2013 08:43 PM (qU95h)

343

Aslan's Girl at August 28, 2013 12:02 AM

 

Prayer sent to ease your woes.

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 27, 2013 08:44 PM (+9AX9)

344 329 Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 12:33 AM (T1005)

I'm fairly sure "Dra-no" will kill anything. If you were looking for something more 'sophisticated', I apologize. I'm merely handi-capable, at this point.

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 28, 2013 12:36 AM (lq3Ak)



I was thinking of maybe something that didn't leave my yard as a Superfund Site.....I should have been more clear.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 08:44 PM (T1005)

345 I was thinking of maybe something that didn't leave my yard as a Superfund Site.....I should have been more clear. Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 12:44 AM (T1005) Details.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 27, 2013 08:45 PM (qyfb5)

346

Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 12:41 AM (T1005)


what'cha order?

Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2013 08:46 PM (vJdyz)

347 --That is true, but it does not necessarily translate to big viewership, especially when the team is sucking.

Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 12:42 AM (bufJH)

 

But you don't need actual viewership.  You just need your channel on a package tier that gets more subscribers.  Who cares if only 8% of the viewers want to watch the Big Ten Network  when its on a cable package that 50-75% of subscribers buy the tier that it is bundled on?

Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2013 08:47 PM (LI48c)

348

318 Is there anything that permanently gets rid of morninglory? I was stupid enough to introduce it to my back yard about 10 years ago, and every summer has been a battle to keep it in check. I feel like I might as well have tried kudzu.

Spray it with gas but do not light it, let it soak in.

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 27, 2013 08:47 PM (+9AX9)

349 342 Ortho Ground Clear Concentrate FTW.


tip- don't dilute it. If you want to, dilute it with one of the weedkillers that didn't work.



Or, FIRE!

Posted by: RWC at August 28, 2013 12:43 AM (qU95h)



I'm kind o' likin' that one -- Roundup burns it back to where the stem branched but no further.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 08:47 PM (T1005)

350 Wow, ten hours to scan for viruses.  And that was only stage one.

Posted by: Null at August 27, 2013 08:49 PM (xjpRj)

351 346
Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 12:41 AM (T1005)

what'cha order?

Posted by: The Dude at August 28, 2013 12:46 AM (vJdyz) 



32997 6" cross-slide vise.




Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 08:50 PM (T1005)

352 345 I was thinking of maybe something that didn't leave my yard as a Superfund Site.....I should have been more clear.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 12:44 AM (T1005)


Details.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 28, 2013 12:45 AM (qyfb5)



Well, like not liberally distributing drano all over the yard.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 08:51 PM (T1005)

353 I've got a whole "Trade Deadline" -thing in my Fantasy Baseball League to 'rule on' as Commissioner tomorrow.  Things are pretty cool around here.

I'm going to head off and check out the breakdown on that snafu tomorrow.

Tonight I sing.  The Black Crowes until I sleep.

Easing back with a little "Remedy":  http://tinyurl.com/3pkktqv

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 08:52 PM (lq3Ak)

354 Many, many  thanks, FenelonSpoke, Slapweasel, and harleycowboy!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 27, 2013 08:52 PM (KL49F)

355 348
318 Is there anything that permanently gets rid of morninglory? I was stupid enough to introduce it to my back yard about 10 years ago, and every summer has been a battle to keep it in check. I feel like I might as well have tried kudzu.

Spray it with gas but do not light it, let it soak in.

Posted by: harleycowboy at August 28, 2013 12:47 AM (+9AX9)



How about using acetone, instead, and putting a barcalounger out there?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 08:52 PM (T1005)

356 But you don't need actual viewership. You just need your channel on a package tier that gets more subscribers. Who cares if only 8% of the viewers want to watch the Big Ten Network when its on a cable package that 50-75% of subscribers buy the tier that it is bundled on?

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2013 12:47 AM (LI48c)


--Big Cable fighting unbundling is as nakedly self-interested as Democrats fighting voter ID laws.  Their demise could not come soon enough.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 08:52 PM (bufJH)

357 Thanks Guys!  I'm out.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 08:52 PM (lq3Ak)

358 'Night, Slap!

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 08:53 PM (bufJH)

359 Well, like not liberally distributing drano all over the yard. Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 12:51 AM (T1005) No, that was the exasperated "details" of a tv character who ignore the obvious and had to be reminded. I don't know of an emoticon for that one.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 27, 2013 08:53 PM (qyfb5)

360 --Yeah, that's the biggest loss from the Megaloconferences, making long, deep rivalries into something only experienced once every two or three years to accommodate adding a Missouri or a Pitt to a school's division. Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 12:22 AM (bufJH) It's all about the TV sets for conferences with networks. The PAC12 added Utah and Colorado because they added cable tv households that they could charge a buck a month for. The Big10 added Maryland and Rutgers because of Maryland/DC and the New York cable markets. A buck a month per household. The SEC added A&M and Missouri because they add new TV markets, and it is why the SEC won't add FSU, Georgia Tech or Clemson. Right now in the expansion race, UVa, Va Tech, UNC, Duke, and NCSU are the most valuable pieces in expansion since the Big10 and SEC need new markets for their network, and Virginia and NC are pretty big cable tv markets. Once the ACC gets a network, that thing will be huge.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 27, 2013 08:53 PM (BXLPR)

361 I hope things get better, Aslan's Girl! And goodnight Slapweasel The Happy!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 27, 2013 08:54 PM (qyfb5)

362 350 Wow, ten hours to scan for viruses. And that was only stage one.

Posted by: Null at August 28, 2013 12:49 AM (xjpRj)



BTW -- I could just see you doing a painting of that first C.S. Lewis quote.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 08:55 PM (T1005)

363  (Baldy say:WTH?) ---  Jim Acosta        ✔ @JimAcostaCNN

CNN has learned a cabinet-level "Principals Committee" meeting was held at the WH this evening on Syria. No POTUS.
10:55 PM - 27 Aug 2013

Posted by: Baldy at August 27, 2013 08:55 PM (tyDFN)

364 363 (Baldy say:WTH?) --- Jim Acosta ✔ @JimAcostaCNN

CNN has learned a cabinet-level "Principals Committee" meeting was held at the WH this evening on Syria. No POTUS.
10:55 PM - 27 Aug 2013

Posted by: Baldy at August 28, 2013 12:55 AM (tyDFN)




Hey, I'll show up when it's time to do a touchdown dance!

Posted by: Emperor Baraka at August 27, 2013 08:56 PM (bufJH)

365 363 (Baldy say:WTH?) --- Jim Acosta ✔ @JimAcostaCNN

CNN has learned a cabinet-level "Principals Committee" meeting was held at the WH this evening on Syria. No POTUS.
10:55 PM - 27 Aug 2013

Posted by: Baldy at August 28, 2013 12:55 AM (tyDFN)



He was playing spades with Reggie at the time.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 08:58 PM (T1005)

366 But you don't need actual viewership. You just need your channel on a package tier that gets more subscribers. Who cares if only 8% of the viewers want to watch the Big Ten Network when its on a cable package that 50-75% of subscribers buy the tier that it is bundled on? Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2013 12:47 AM (LI48c) __________ I live 1500 miles from the closest Big 10 school. And yet somehow I get the Big 10 Network. I never asked for it, I don't want it. But I have to have it (and pay for it) if I want any of the other sports channels.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 27, 2013 09:01 PM (HDgX3)

367 363 (Baldy say:WTH?) --- Jim Acosta ✔ @JimAcostaCNN

CNN has learned a cabinet-level "Principals Committee" meeting was held at the WH this evening on Syria. No POTUS.
10:55 PM - 27 Aug 2013

Posted by: Baldy at August 28, 2013 12:55 AM (tyDFN

 

Only essential personnel were needed.

Posted by: buzzion at August 27, 2013 09:02 PM (LI48c)

368 (Baldy say:WTH?) --- Jim Acosta ✔ @JimAcostaCNNCNN has learned a cabinet-level "Principals Committee" meeting was held at the WH this evening on Syria. No POTUS.10:55 PM - 27 Aug 2013 Posted by: Baldy at August 28, 2013 12:55 AM (tyDFN Only essential personnel were needed. Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2013 01:02 AM (LI48c) QuiteÂ…

Posted by: Darth Jarrett at August 27, 2013 09:03 PM (Vk2pI)

369 363 (Baldy say:WTH?) --- Jim Acosta ✔ @JimAcostaCNN CNN has learned a cabinet-level "Principals Committee" meeting was held at the WH this evening on Syria. No POTUS. 10:55 PM - 27 Aug 2013 Posted by: Baldy at August 28, 2013 12:55 AM (tyDFN) He was playing spades with Reggie at the time..... Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 12:58 AM (T1005) Syrians should now all dress in hoodies and carry skittles.

Posted by: eman at August 27, 2013 09:04 PM (AO9UG)

370 <<(The Silver Chair, Chapter 12)>>

Times when my Faith is tested, it's this passage that always brings me back...

...as much as it sounds like Pasqual's Wager, I'd much rather live and find out there is no God, than die unbelieving, only to find out there is.

I'll follow Christ now matter how much "evidence" is presented to me that He and His Father don't exist, because my hope in a better world after death beats the hell (pun intended?) out of living in this crappy reality without hope.

And I mean real hope, not the President's false version of it.

Posted by: SGT. York at August 27, 2013 09:04 PM (BhnV9)

371 <<Syrians should now all dress in hoodies and carry skittles.>>

I am Trayvon Al Kahlid

Posted by: SGT. York at August 27, 2013 09:05 PM (BhnV9)

372 Syrians should now all dress in hoodies and carry skittles. Posted by: eman at August 28, 2013 01:04 AM (AO9UG) Word

Posted by: Trayvon Assad at August 27, 2013 09:07 PM (Vk2pI)

373 Good of Cracked to note that Clapton is "incredibly racist", but not notice that every black pop star is incredibly racister.

Posted by: UWP at August 27, 2013 09:10 PM (r98SZ)

374

All right, probably best if I turned in as well.

 

Good night, all!

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 09:11 PM (bufJH)

375 I live 1500 miles from the closest Big 10 school. And yet somehow I get the Big 10 Network. I never asked for it, I don't want it. But I have to have it (and pay for it) if I want any of the other sports channels. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 01:01 AM (HDgX3) The Big10 pretty much gives away their network to cable systems OUTSIDE of the Big10 footprint. In Maryland, the Big10 Network is already there, and cable subscribers pay about 10 cents a month for it in the package that probably includes obscure sports networks. When Maryland becomes a member, the Big10 Network moves to the basic package and its price goes to a buck a month.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 27, 2013 09:11 PM (BXLPR)

376 I guess I'll be sleeping in the Barrel tonight.

Posted by: logprof at August 27, 2013 09:11 PM (bufJH)

377 373 Good of Cracked to note that Clapton is "incredibly racist", but not notice that every black pop star is incredibly racister.Posted by: UWP at August 28, 2013 01:10 AM (r98SZ)
Silly wabbit. Only YT can be racist.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 27, 2013 09:15 PM (JsN1O)

378 BWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Reaper Barrel [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 09:15 PM (qyfb5)

379 374 All right, probably best if I turned in as well. Good night, all! Normal 0 false false false EN-CA X-NONE X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0cm; mso-para-margin-right:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0cm; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-fareast-language:EN-US;} Posted by: logprof at August 28, 2013 01:11 AM (bufJH) ---- OK

Posted by: UWP at August 27, 2013 09:15 PM (r98SZ)

380 Assad and Putin should release videos to YouTube wearing hoodies, holding skittles and Arizona Watermelon drink, and saying, "yo, dawg -- leave dat Syria be!"

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 09:16 PM (T1005)

381 BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Reaper Barrel [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 09:17 PM (qyfb5)

382 Posted by: UWP at August 28, 2013 01:15 AM (r98SZ)



Ummmm.......yeah.......that would be turning in AFTER your stint in the barrel......

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 09:17 PM (T1005)

383 Well, it's not a first, but it is pretty barrel-worthy to quote a barrel-worthy post.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 09:17 PM (qyfb5)

384 Assad and Putin should release videos to YouTube wearing hoodies, holding skittles and Arizona Watermelon drink, and saying, "yo, dawg -- leave dat Syria be!" Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 01:16 AM (T1005) Dude, don't tell us, tell them and charge them for the PR assist!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 09:18 PM (qyfb5)

385 382 Posted by: UWP at August 28, 2013 01:15 AM (r98SZ)



Ummmm.......yeah.......that would be turning in AFTER your stint in the barrel......

Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 01:17 AM (T1005)



Where you can play spades with logprof....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 09:18 PM (T1005)

386 word to the wise, if a game is based on your music collection, never have it scan every song on your NAS. 10000 songs in and still on Ac....

Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2013 09:18 PM (vJdyz)

387 All this talk about Ice houses earlier got me hankering for an Icehouse. 5.5%, so thats what I'm doing.

Posted by: UWP at August 27, 2013 09:19 PM (r98SZ)

388

Posted by: UWP at August 28, 2013 01:19 AM (r98SZ)


on a deserted island and only two beers were there: Icehouse and Beast, I would choose Beast

Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2013 09:21 PM (vJdyz)

389 Icehouse, then a Yeungling to get rid of the taste of the Icehouse. 40oz total, which I would guess is allowed under the program, if I was in a program.

Posted by: UWP at August 27, 2013 09:22 PM (r98SZ)

390 I don't normally post in ONT, but had to chime in on how freakin trippy those C.S Lewis passages are. Really strange, can't believe it's just the Lagunitas IPA that's talking.

Posted by: Eton Cox at August 27, 2013 09:23 PM (QCc6B)

391 Isis may prefer pictographs, or putting her unique mark on papyrus cups made especially for her.

Posted by: adams ejiptshon porn at August 27, 2013 09:24 PM (gQKHE)

392 And also Obama's least-loved success: The US Federal Government is on track to actually spend less money than a previous year: You'd have to be an lobotomized asshole to believe it will be a real savings.

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2013 09:26 PM (HJ0MR)

393 Posted by: UWP at August 28, 2013 01:15 AM Das Barrel awaits.

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2013 09:28 PM (HJ0MR)

394 392, lets see, if a guy makes 100k a year, and spends 300k a year for 4 years, then accidentally spends 299.99k the following year, does he get a trophy for participating?

Posted by: UWP at August 27, 2013 09:29 PM (r98SZ)

395 lets see, if a guy makes 100k a year, and spends 300k a year for 4 years, then accidentally spends 299.99k the following year, does he get a trophy for participating? Posted by: UWP at August 28, 2013 01:29 AM (r98SZ) Amateur!

Posted by: Ben Bernanke at August 27, 2013 09:30 PM (Vk2pI)

396 What? Ya'll bounced?

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2013 09:31 PM (HJ0MR)

397 Tomoko was sooo happy to see that vacuum cleanerÂ…

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at August 27, 2013 09:32 PM (Vk2pI)

398 Somebody's going to come along with a plan to fix it all. And the plan is gonna work, it seems. And that's when we are *so* boned like a trout. This is all just setup. Obama, Hell even Jarrett, they aren't the comedian, they're the straight man. Sure as Hell ain't funny.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 09:33 PM (qyfb5)

399 on a deserted island and only two beers were there: Icehouse and Beast, I would choose Beast Posted by: The Dude at August 28, 2013 01:21 AM (vJdyz) Can I piss in them first to improve the taste?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 27, 2013 09:35 PM (BXLPR)

400 This is all just setup. Obama, Hell even Jarrett, they aren't the comedian, they're the straight man. Sure as Hell ain't funny. Posted by: Merovign ¿Que?

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2013 09:36 PM (HJ0MR)

401 Lets see, what else. Got in an argument with a 16 year old girl who attempted to passive aggressively bully my kid on FB. Used the verbage "Precious little snowflake" at one point in the exchange. To which she replied, "I'm a kid, and some old geezer calling me a precious snowflake sounds creepy!" You shouldn't be talking to me at all! I'm a kid! To which I replied, you better be creeped out Snowflake, because you have no fricking idea. Then I told my kid you are off FB for week, and to show support, so am I. And its going to cost me millions in potential poker winnings. Yes, life is strange these days.

Posted by: UWP at August 27, 2013 09:36 PM (r98SZ)

402 Everybody's got to believe in something -- I believe I'll have another beer.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 09:37 PM (T1005)

403 Everybody's got to believe in something -- I believe I'll have another beer.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 01:37 AM (T1005)


I believe my dick isn't crooked, it just needs to be seen at the right angle

Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2013 09:40 PM (vJdyz)

404 The article about bad stuff celebrities did that people don't remember was interesting in one way at least.  It shows the hierarchy of values that left wing Progresives have on what makes you a bad person.  We have examples of Jimmy Page kidnapping, statutory raping and keeping a 14 year old minor as basically a sex slave for 3 years.  Another rock n roll idiot killed someone while driving drunk, Sean Penn basically kidnapped tied up and tortured his wife.  But the number one thing on the list is that it is quite possible, but can't be proven completely since there are no recordings of the incident, that Eric Clapton might have said something that could be considered racist 40 years ago.

Posted by: TanarUr at August 27, 2013 09:41 PM (S4N/h)

405 I tried to reference @392, @394, and the actual federal debt including pensions and guarantees, which is decidedly larger than the amount of bonds on the books.....and Pixy's hamsters just won't take it.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 09:41 PM (T1005)

406 ¿Que? Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE at August 28, 2013 01:36 AM (HJ0MR) The train is still accelerating toward the cliff. The burning plane running out of fuel is still climbing, if slowly. Other metaphors. We're still building debt, ill will and other bad things. It's *so* deliberate it's part of a plan. I'm assuming it's a huge con, because it almost always is.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 09:41 PM (qyfb5)

407 Note to self: never fallow another one of The Dude's links. Just in case.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 09:42 PM (qyfb5)

408 cut me some slack, I haven't linked anything in awhile

Posted by: The Dude at August 27, 2013 09:44 PM (vJdyz)

409 I was referring to your 1:40, Dude.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 09:45 PM (qyfb5)

410 I belive I've started in on the Yeungling.

Posted by: UWP at August 27, 2013 09:45 PM (r98SZ)

411 "Everybody's got to believe in something -- I believe I'll have another beer."

Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 01:37 AM (T1005)


*Golf Clap*

That's damn-near "John 3:16, Row A, Seat 2 - 3."

-Every Stadium, USA


...NFL circa 1985.


P.S:  Amen

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 27, 2013 09:45 PM (lq3Ak)

412 I tried to reference @392, @394, and the actual federal debt including pensions and guarantees, which is decidedly larger than the amount of bonds on the books.....and Pixy's hamsters just won't take it. Posted by: cthulhu I get Maety's original point that the Left is shrieking over the very notion that the government might be spending less even though they're not. I'm just less than thrilled with erstwhile conservatives ( MichaelMedvedCOUGH ) incorporating it into their act. By 'less than thrilled' I mean shouting at the radio like a g-damn madman daily.

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2013 09:45 PM (HJ0MR)

413 It's *so* deliberate it's part of a plan. I'm assuming it's a huge con, because it almost always is. Posted by: Merovign I trust your judgement a lot more than the average Moron™ but I'm still not convinced the Ego Maniac-in-Chief or his underlings has the slightest grasp of what they are doing. Cons about for sure, but if I were to suggest that there are very, very few people in the history of mankind that actually have been competent, I think you understand what I'm saying. Humans are great dreamers, but, more often than not, we're really bad at getting things to work out according to plan.

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2013 09:50 PM (HJ0MR)

414 412 I tried to reference @392, @394, and the actual federal debt including pensions and guarantees, which is decidedly larger than the amount of bonds on the books.....and Pixy's hamsters just won't take it.
Posted by: cthulhu


I get Maety's original point that the Left is shrieking over the very notion that the government might be spending less even though they're not. I'm just less than thrilled with erstwhile conservatives ( MichaelMedvedCOUGH ) incorporating it into their act.

By 'less than thrilled' I mean shouting at the radio like a g-damn madman daily.

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE at August 28, 2013 01:45 AM (HJ0MR)



We are totally in a "drink yourself sober" period. Malinvestments -- things that might have actual business plans in alternate universes, but not in the one we live in -- are sprouting up like mushrooms -- things like "we make the special batteries for the electric cars that don't exist and which would crash the power grid if everyone tried to charge them." ....and then, "we're creating the diversity programs for everyone who works at an electric car battery plant who wants to implement gender-neutral Obamacare-funded nutrition counseling plans."

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 09:52 PM (T1005)

415 I trust your judgement a lot more than the average Moron™ but I'm still not convinced the Ego Maniac-in-Chief or his underlings has the slightest grasp of what they are doing. Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE at August 28, 2013 01:50 AM (HJ0MR) Whoa, don't over-read. Of course they're just sock-puppets, and Jarrett care a lot more about cons and grievances than long-term plans, as her history shows. And I didn't say the plan would work, just that it would *seem* to be working. Mainly because lies. Hell, even that might not happen, but one thing I am *dead* certain of: when someone fucks up *that catastrophically* and retains the backup of their whole posse, it's part of a plan. I never said *good* plan. And thank you for the compliment.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 09:53 PM (qyfb5)

416

CNN has learned a cabinet-level "Principals Committee" meeting was held at the WH this evening on Syria. No POTUS.
10:55 PM - 27 Aug 2013

 

Let me guess, he was "playing spades" w/ Reggie?

Posted by: The Farmer at August 27, 2013 09:55 PM (eBupg)

417 things like "we make the special batteries for the electric cars that don't exist and which would crash the power grid if everyone tried to charge them." ....and then, "we're creating the diversity programs for everyone who works at an electric car battery plant who wants to implement gender-neutral Obamacare-funded nutrition counseling plans." Posted by: cthulhu BRB - d/l ing government grant application for "Diversity in Electrical Concepts Due to High Chance of Global Warming Due to Conservative obstinacy" ) Tell no one.

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2013 09:58 PM (HJ0MR)

418 416
CNN has learned a cabinet-level "Principals Committee" meeting was held at the WH this evening on Syria. No POTUS.
10:55 PM - 27 Aug 2013


Let me guess, he was "playing spades" w/ Reggie?

Posted by: The Farmer at August 28, 2013 01:55 AM (eBupg)



@365 -- great minds lie in the same gutters......

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 09:58 PM (T1005)

419 Night all. Here is "March to the Sea" by Baroness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxNYP-OaPhE

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 27, 2013 09:59 PM (Vk2pI)

420 I'm listening to Enya Dubstep. If that doesn't create Divide-By-Zero error in space and time, nothing will.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 10:00 PM (qyfb5)

421 I'm not sure we need to replace all internal combustion engines with coal powered engines. Natural gas is cheaper, and has half the carbon atoms as both coal and gasoline. Or so I'm told. Not a scientist.

Posted by: UWP at August 27, 2013 10:01 PM (r98SZ)

422 Late to the party as usual, but like Icess (whose pictograph would be a sort of stair-steppy throne thing if we went the Egyptian hieroglyphic route) I can't resist chiming on the name thing. My maiden last name was a thing of wonder. The sight of it on a roster made grown men pale and women quail. There was many a time when a certain name would be called in the progression of the alphabet, and then I'd hear the telltale rapid indraw and holding of breath as consonants were being puzzled out and courage was being gathered. I'd take that moment of stillness to raise my hand and cry out "Here!" cheekily. (Still think that was why I was tossed out first from the jury pool last time I had duty.) And I had it easy with perpetually spelling my name with the practiced precision of a receptionist. My mother had a crazily unusual first name, unusual even in her homeland, and an accent that made spelling it out a further adventure in audience befuddlement. When she went to UrgentCare (a very frequent thing, due to her multitudinous maladies and her loving attention to them all) they'd skip right past both names and latch onto the birthdate also was written down on the sign-in sheet. Icess may whine about inattention to the unique individual; what froth would she spout if she, like my mother, were habitually summoned by two numerals? Unlike yon Starbucks-swiller, we told and retold these kind of anecdotes with wry amusement. You know, like I am retelling the retelling now. As long as the bank cashed the checks that Social Security never, ever got the name right on no matter how often she tried to get them to correct it , what the hell did it matter? 'Course, I didn't KEEP my maiden name; there's only so far I'm willing to take a joke. My current one is also always misheard and mispronounced. It does have the advantage of having less letters to spell, though, and not actually paralyzing speakers with dread. And I also know from experience that things like restaurant reservations and takeout Chinese and, yes, Starbucks containers, as long as you recognize whatever's being said by the staff as meaning you IT DOESN"T MATTER A RAT'S ASS. Or should I be pronouncing it, Ice Ass?

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 27, 2013 10:04 PM (1wI7y)

423 Whoa, don't over-read. Of course they're just sock-puppets, and Jarrett care a lot more about cons and grievances than long-term plans, as her history shows. Posted by: Merovign No, no. I meant that there are no string-pullers. The 0-ministration are the narcissistic children they appear to be, and they were elected entirely due to the US public's idiocy. No conspiracy needed. And I didn't say the plan would work, just that it would *seem* to be working. Mainly because lies. Works on domestic terms, yes. Works internationally, no, of course not. one thing I am *dead* certain of: when someone fucks up *that catastrophically* and retains the backup of their whole posse, it's part of a plan. There are plans, and there is Reality. The union is rare. <- like that , I don't believe in 'conspiracy' because I'd like to think that I know how utterly incompetent people really are. Or something.

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2013 10:07 PM (HJ0MR)

424 I just took my dog out, some guy was in the street at the end of my driveway (never seen him, I know everyone in MY neighborhood, and nobody comes down to the end of the street where I live, not a single trick or treaters in ten years). He says "did you just walk down the street?" Uh, no. "I just saw someone walk down here I've never seen before." Dude, I don't know you and you look like you were headed up my driveway at midnight. Not a safe place for you.

Posted by: traye at August 27, 2013 10:10 PM (G1wFt)

425 The hilarious thing is that if I met a woman who said "My name is Isis, spelled "I-C-E-S-S," I would say "Cool." Not "OMG CRISIS!" I actually go by my handle a surprising amount of the time. There are people who think I just have a weird-ass name. Not everyone plays along with the Dark Lord thing. I know, courtesy is dead.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 10:11 PM (qyfb5)

426 417 things like "we make the special batteries for the electric cars that don't exist and which would crash the power grid if everyone tried to charge them." ....and then, "we're creating the diversity programs for everyone who works at an electric car battery plant who wants to implement gender-neutral Obamacare-funded nutrition counseling plans."
Posted by: cthulhu


BRB - d/l ing government grant application for "Diversity in Electrical Concepts Due to High Chance of Global Warming Due to Conservative obstinacy" )

Tell no one.

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE at August 28, 2013 01:58 AM (HJ0MR)



The thing is, as Austrians teach, recessions are a natural part of the business cycle where you retrench and rationalize the previous plans. As an example, suppose you are thinking about building a house -- you look at a bunch of  materials and decide to make it out of brick. Simultaneously, a guy in your area decides to have a fireplace installation company that specializes in brick fireplaces -- 'cause he checked the same stuff you checked and found that bricks are cheap.



So you start building and he starts selling. You use your first truckful, and go back for your second, 'cause he's still selling. You use your second truckful and go back for your third, and he's at the brickpile with you, smiling and happy with all his new orders....and hiring bricklayers. You use your third batch and go back for your fourth, and he's not there -- one of his bricklayers is, and he's a bit surly that you're in his way 'cause he's on the clock.



Now comes the time when competition for resources hits, and your old plan gets blown. You're only halfway up your outside walls, and bricks are getting pricier. Do you go brick up to the windowsills and switch to siding? Do you try to keep with brick up to the first floor, knowing that you might have to tear out everything above the windowsills at great expense? Do you steel yourself to completing the original brick house whatever the expense? The "malinvestment" is the overhang of old plans meeting new realities.



Since 2006, we've had malinvestment up the yin-yang in the US, but as a matter of policy, we've covered this up with cheap money and government handouts. The problem is -- that doesn't make the ideas any better. It's as if some loan shark showed up and said, "we'll let you buy the next two loads of bricks on credit." It'll take 3 to finish the first story, nine to finish the house, and the fireplace guy is growing his business -- you don't know what brick prices will be in the future. Your best bet would be to bail out of bricks and do siding....but you had a plan!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 10:15 PM (T1005)

427 422 Late to the party as usual, but like Icess (whose pictograph would be a sort of stair-steppy throne thing if we went the Egyptian hieroglyphic route) I can't resist chiming on the name thing.

My maiden last name was a thing of wonder. The sight of it on a roster made grown men pale and women quail. There was many a time when a certain name would be called in the progression of the alphabet, and then I'd hear the telltale rapid indraw and holding of breath as consonants were being puzzled out and courage was being gathered. I'd take that moment of stillness to raise my hand and cry out "Here!" cheekily. (Still think that was why I was tossed out first from the jury pool last time I had duty.)

And I had it easy with perpetually spelling my name with the practiced precision of a receptionist. My mother had a crazily unusual first name, unusual even in her homeland, and an accent that made spelling it out a further adventure in audience befuddlement. When she went to UrgentCare (a very frequent thing, due to her multitudinous maladies and her loving attention to them all) they'd skip right past both names and latch onto the birthdate also was written down on the sign-in sheet. Icess may whine about inattention to the unique individual; what froth would she spout if she, like my mother, were habitually summoned by two numerals?

Unlike yon Starbucks-swiller, we told and retold these kind of anecdotes with wry amusement. You know, like I am retelling the retelling now. As long as the bank cashed the checks that Social Security never, ever got the name right on no matter how often she tried to get them to correct it , what the hell did it matter?

'Course, I didn't KEEP my maiden name; there's only so far I'm willing to take a joke. My current one is also always misheard and mispronounced. It does have the advantage of having less letters to spell, though, and not actually paralyzing speakers with dread.

And I also know from experience that things like restaurant reservations and takeout Chinese and, yes, Starbucks containers, as long as you recognize whatever's being said by the staff as meaning you IT DOESN"T MATTER A RAT'S ASS.

Or should I be pronouncing it, Ice Ass?

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 28, 2013 02:04 AM (1wI7y)



Were you a character on "Barney Miller"?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 10:17 PM (T1005)

428

That guy who wrote the "Why I Am Not A Lightworker" article in the sidebar is what the mental health professionals call an RFN.

"Real Fucking Nuts"

 

 

Posted by: Mr. Dave at August 27, 2013 10:17 PM (OtY8Y)

429 No, no. I meant that there are no string-pullers. The 0-ministration are the narcissistic children they appear to be, and they were elected entirely due to the US public's idiocy. No conspiracy needed. Well, met privately to plan massive cheating and lawbreaking and had shadowy donors like Soros whose organizations habitually lie about who they are. By definition, conspiracy. Conspiracy doesn't have to mean lizard aliens. I mean, the Mafia is pretty much all a criminal conspiracy. There are plans, and there is Reality. The union is rare. Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE at August 28, 2013 02:07 AM (HJ0MR) I think we're pretty much far along enough to say that the plan to do enormous damage to our reputation, economy, system of laws and way of life has succeeded to a great extent whether it went as planned or not. In a sick way I admire the plan, I mean, even if it goes wrong it pretty much works as intended. The Dems are basically following Cloward and Piven pretty much to the letter and have been for a lot of years. They own the bureaucracy and we don't really know how long it's been going on but if it's *exposed* that the IRS directed itself (through multiple administrations) to political suppression and nothing is being done about it, it isn't because of incompetence. Now the thing about this kind of plan is that not everybody has to be in on it because for the most part it's just about selecting people with the right inclinations and making it clear they are protected. It doesn't matter if *those* people's plans are for a gleaming future of Star Trek skyscrapers. Basically if they were just screwups they would fail to do the wrong thing more often.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 10:18 PM (qyfb5)

430 I would not even be surprised if the IRS wasn't so much "part of the plan" as "putting people in the right mindset in place and see what they come up with." Same as the EPA and the DOJ. I mean, if the plan is "screw things up so people get desperate," it's far better to just pick people whose ideas you think will fail and back them. Don't even tell them the plan. And "the plan" may not even be more complicated than that. I mean, that's Soros' MO and other have glommed onto him to get their piece of his pie. As usual, useful idiots are idiots, and they don't know it. Also, the whole Enya Dubstep thing? So much potential, so little talent.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 10:23 PM (qyfb5)

431 Since 2006, we've had malinvestment up the yin-yang in the US, but as a matter of policy, we've covered this up with cheap money and government handouts. The problem is -- that doesn't make the ideas any better. Posted by: cthulhu Agreed on the bulk, but the malinvestment via loose Fed policy didn't begin in 2006. The current malaise is due to low funds rate since 2003 or so. That ramped up the housing speculation, add in the Freddy/Fannie obscenity, and a whole industry to manufacture MBS sausage, and we had ourselves a credit debacle. Prior Federal tampering also guilty. Yes, other things along the way, but all signs point to Federal intervention for decades ONLY ending in tears for most, and cheers for a few. I'm still left with the question; Why, as conservatives, are we opposed to price controls but eager for the Fed to control interest rates?

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2013 10:25 PM (HJ0MR)

432 Happy-ish Tuesday Night ... Pulled weeds w/o warming up back first. Getting old is better than the alternative but not as nice as staying young ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 27, 2013 10:26 PM (j/FJV)

433 I'm still left with the question; Why, as conservatives, are we opposed to price controls but eager for the Fed to control interest rates? Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE at August 28, 2013 02:25 AM (HJ0MR) Do you have a mouse in your pocket?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 10:27 PM (qyfb5)

434 Were you a character on "Barney Miller"? Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 02:17 AM (T1005) ========== Slavic yes but not the classic go-to for tangled letters that is Polish (like ol' Wojo). I think those names everybody is, how should I say it, at ease with not being able to pronounce. Whereas mine had a stately regular alternation of consonants and vowels that mocked you by seeming as if you SHOULD be able to figure out the pronunciation, once you'd gotten over the shock of seeing them assembled in quite that way. But lo, it was deception, for some of those consonants had sounds assigned to them that few other languages in the world thought appropriate.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 27, 2013 10:27 PM (1wI7y)

435 Pulled weeds w/o warming up back first. Getting old is better than the alternative but not as nice as staying young ... Posted by: Adriane... at August 28, 2013 02:26 AM (j/FJV) We must find other ways to be awesome, I guess...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 10:28 PM (qyfb5)

436 I think we're pretty much far along enough to say that the plan to do enormous damage whether it went as planned or not. Posted by: Merovign Illness to follow. In a sick way I admire the plan, I mean, even if it goes wrong it pretty much works as intended. Ick. But ask the average leftie to disavow Fen's law and they will protest because of the WEFT LAW: They All think they will be in charge. The Dems are basically following Cloward and Piven pretty much to the letter and have been for a lot of years. They own the bureaucracy and we don't really know how long it's been going on but if it's *exposed* that the IRS directed itself (through multiple administrations) to political suppression and nothing is being done about it, it isn't because of incompetence. Right, but C/Piven only applies to an out-of-power situation. You can only be 'against the power' if you're not in 'dah power.' This is uncharted territory for the post-modern asshole. Basically if they were just screwups they would fail to do the wrong thing more often. Give me a seventy million wrong monkeys, and I will give you Shakespeare's '2013 Insane States of Amerdica.'

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2013 10:33 PM (HJ0MR)

437 431 Since 2006, we've had malinvestment up the yin-yang in the US, but as a matter of policy, we've covered this up with cheap money and government handouts. The problem is -- that doesn't make the ideas any better.
Posted by: cthulhu


Agreed on the bulk, but the malinvestment via loose Fed policy didn't begin in 2006.

The current malaise is due to low funds rate since 2003 or so. That ramped up the housing speculation, add in the Freddy/Fannie obscenity, and a whole industry to manufacture MBS sausage, and we had ourselves a credit debacle. Prior Federal tampering also guilty.

Yes, other things along the way, but all signs point to Federal intervention for decades ONLY ending in tears for most, and cheers for a few.

I'm still left with the question; Why, as conservatives, are we opposed to price controls but eager for the Fed to control interest rates?

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE at August 28, 2013 02:25 AM (HJ0MR)



It's late, I've been drinking, I'm not as precise as I could be.....the Fed has been rogue for a while -- in 2006, it was decided to metastasize this into traditional lefty constituencies -- thus, Pigford, ACORN, NLRB, etc.



Upon the coronation of The One, this was upshifted into overdrive, and deficits skyrocketed accordingly. Greenies, techies, security services, vampire squid, Corzine, and favored foreign governments got boosted.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 10:34 PM (T1005)

438 Awesome is, as Awesome does, And boy, did it Awesomely! But that does ASSuME, as you might have guessed, Genuinely assumed awesomeness, Exactly!

Posted by: Adriane... at August 27, 2013 10:36 PM (j/FJV)

439 432 Happy-ish Tuesday Night ...

Pulled weeds w/o warming up back first. Getting old is better than the alternative but not as nice as staying young ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 28, 2013 02:26 AM (j/FJV) 



@172 -- great minds lie in the same gutters...... (as previously noted @41







Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 10:37 PM (T1005)

440 Pulled weeds w/o warming up back first. Getting old is better than the alternative but not as nice as staying young ... Posted by: Adriane This demands a Saturday Gardening Feature by Adriane!!! ( I need help with seedlings )

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2013 10:37 PM (HJ0MR)

441 434
Were you a character on "Barney Miller"?
Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 02:17 AM (T1005)

==========

Slavic yes but not the classic go-to for tangled letters that is Polish (like ol' Wojo). I think those names everybody is, how should I say it, at ease with not being able to pronounce. Whereas mine had a stately regular alternation of consonants and vowels that mocked you by seeming as if you SHOULD be able to figure out the pronunciation, once you'd gotten over the shock of seeing them assembled in quite that way. But lo, it was deception, for some of those consonants had sounds assigned to them that few other languages in the world thought appropriate.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 28, 2013 02:27 AM (1wI7y)



There is an old canard that the Czech phrase "to stick a finger in one's throat" has no vowels at all.....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 10:38 PM (T1005)

442 Right, but C/Piven only applies to an out-of-power situation. You can only be 'against the power' if you're not in 'dah power.' This is uncharted territory for the post-modern asshole. Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE at August 28, 2013 02:33 AM (HJ0MR) No, it applies to a situation where the system does not do what you want or afford you the power you want. Does Barky ever *not* complain about how limited he is by the law, and then break it? They're following the same plan they've followed for many decades - infiltrate, destabilize, create a crisis, use it to move the pendulum and get more infiltrators, wash, rinse, repeat. Hell, most of them would keep trying to do that if they had absolute power, because it's the only thing they know. They're process people, it's all a lot of them care about. Which is how they get power. And when they have it, they keep trying to get more. For the last 250 or so years they've been *great* at getting power, usually through lies and backroom deals (conspiracy) or violence, and then completely screwing everything up one they have it, frequently lethally. And so here we are.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 10:40 PM (qyfb5)

443 The same destructive shit happening over and over the same way with the same methods is just not an accident. I don't know why it has to be an accident for some peeps to be happy. Maybe because there's less you could do about it. It certainly does seem to be the general response throughout history.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 10:41 PM (qyfb5)

444 I mean, they've been documenting the plans a lot longer than I've been alive. They've been caught at it repeatedly. They practically brag about it. But it's an accident.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 10:42 PM (qyfb5)

445

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 28, 2013 02:04 AM (1wI7y) 

 

I'm w/ ya Sister.  Both my names need to be spelled out all the time, you get used to it (or when ordering a pizza if lazy I use my wife's maiden name, LOL.)

As Melissa said earlier how hard it is to spell her name?  Mine may be tougher, Terence can be spelled several ways, my spelling is the original.  No double rr's or an a.  I can use Terry but many times you have to give the exact name on a cc.

I don't mind much, done it all my life.  What I mind is the idiots that I spell it for and still get it wrong.  An alarmingling high rate, I chalk it up to the fact they must be Obama voters.

Posted by: The Farmer at August 27, 2013 10:44 PM (eBupg)

446 This demands a Saturday Gardening Feature by Adriane!!! ha! They're offering mosaic classes on Saturday morning.... whew! got out of THAT one ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 27, 2013 10:45 PM (j/FJV)

447 There is an old canard that the Czech phrase "to stick a finger in one's throat" has no vowels at all..... Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 02:38 AM (T1005) ======== Strč prst skrz krk, right? The phrase is written without a "vowel" but since the "r" is pronounced "er" (that last word is pronounced a la USS Enterprise captain) I think you could call it a semivowel? Sort of like the "sometimes y" of English vowels?

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 27, 2013 10:46 PM (1wI7y)

448 I like "semivowel." Kind of like figuring out a special role for the odd leftover person splitting a group into teams.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 10:47 PM (qyfb5)

449 443 The same destructive shit happening over and over the same way with the same methods is just not an accident.

I don't know why it has to be an accident for some peeps to be happy. Maybe because there's less you could do about it.

It certainly does seem to be the general response throughout history.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2013 02:41 AM (qyfb5)



It has to do with evading accountability. If you can be a total fuckup and blame it on the other guy, you'll always be seen as better than that flaming loser.....and, yes, that means that Gramsci was right -- an evil fucking douchebag, but correct. March through the institutions -- teach people that "good is bad and bad is good" in schools; have fact-finding news organizations that promote lies, fill "entertainment" with non-entertaining re-education......and you can be as loathsome as the Dems and own the executive branch and the Senate.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 10:47 PM (T1005)

450 Does Barky ever *not* complain about how limited he is by the law, and then break it? Posted by: Merovign Complain, yes, but curbed? No. Hence Perpetual Outsider insistence. Insiders can't operate the C/Piven controls well, perpetual MSM support notwithstanding. They're following the same plan they've followed for many decades - infiltrate, destabilize, create a crisis, use it to move the pendulum and get more infiltrators, wash, rinse, repeat. In large, yes, that's the Left's plan. However, Obama is a malignant narcissist, the likes of which our Republic has never seen. For the last 250 or so years they've been *great* at getting power, usually through lies and backroom deals (conspiracy) or violence, and then completely screwing everything up one they have it, frequently lethally. Yes. 110%. Not a kerned pico in which I disagree. I'm out. Peace unto you and all.

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 27, 2013 10:48 PM (HJ0MR)

451 445
Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 28, 2013 02:04 AM (1wI7y)

I'm w/ ya Sister. Both my names need to be spelled out all the time, you get used to it (or when ordering a pizza if lazy I use my wife's maiden name, LOL.)
As Melissa said earlier how hard it is to spell her name? Mine may be tougher, Terence can be spelled several ways, my spelling is the original. No double rr's or an a. I can use Terry but many times you have to give the exact name on a cc.
I don't mind much, done it all my life. What I mind is the idiots that I spell it for and still get it wrong. An alarmingling high rate, I chalk it up to the fact they must be Obama voters.

Posted by: The Farmer at August 28, 2013 02:44 AM (eBupg)



You have no idea how often I've had to spell "cthulhu" on the phone....

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 10:49 PM (T1005)

452 Good night, weft ... take care on the morrow ...

Posted by: Adriane... at August 27, 2013 10:50 PM (j/FJV)

453 Need some googlefu ... African language: the skunk rolled over and ruptured its lyranx ... BRB

Posted by: Adriane... at August 27, 2013 10:51 PM (j/FJV)

454 447 There is an old canard that the Czech phrase "to stick a finger in one's throat" has no vowels at all.....
Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 02:38 AM (T1005)

========

Strč prst skrz krk, right?

The phrase is written without a "vowel" but since the "r" is pronounced "er" (that last word is pronounced a la USS Enterprise captain) I think you could call it a semivowel? Sort of like the "sometimes y" of English vowels?

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 28, 2013 02:46 AM (1wI7y)



I have less Czech than practically any other language, I'm afraid. I've had the anecdote in my "read it somewhere -- maybe true, maybe false" mental file for some decades. Are you a Czech speaker? Is it real?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 10:52 PM (T1005)

455 and you can be as loathsome as the Dems and own the executive branch and the Senate. Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 02:47 AM (T1005) It helped a lot to take over the bureaucracy by attrition - get into hiring and make sure to only hire the right-minded. Then the largest Lobbying organization that has ever existed - the US Federal Government - is working for you. And they lobby everyone in every party, every day, in DC. And in large part they do what they want regardless of the law unless Congress or the Senate smacks them down. The Medicis would be shocked.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 10:54 PM (qyfb5)

456 http://tinyurl.com/qzja88f

Dude, you might find this of interest. Microsoft says the reason they reduced the launch regions was due to localization issues rather than yields on the chip set.

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2013 10:54 PM (kcfmt)

457 Thank you, Merovign!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 27, 2013 10:56 PM (KL49F)

458 457 Thank you, Merovign! Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 28, 2013 02:56 AM (KL49F)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 10:56 PM (qyfb5)

459 The Medicis would be shocked.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2013 02:54 AM (qyfb5)



The only thing the Medici would be shocked by is the lack of a body count. They saw (and either instigated or were victimized by) every form of corruption imaginable.....but things all worked themselves out somehow http://www.tanogabo.it/images/images4/Esecuzione_di_Savonarola.jpg

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 11:01 PM (T1005)

460 from the Xhosa ... Iqaqa laziqikaqika kwaze kwaqhawaka uqhoqhoqha. The skunk rolled down and ruptured its larynx.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 27, 2013 11:01 PM (j/FJV)

461 --Yeah, I'll never forget those game days at Doak. Hot babes all around, and the 'Noles were in the midst of their Golden Age (I never saw them lose in person). I was broke, but still having fun.

When I was there I hardly saw them win, went to many a game in the 0-13 season...but college babes are even hotter when you are 13...saw my first concert at Doak too....Doobie Brothers original lineup!

Posted by: bill-o at August 27, 2013 11:03 PM (AWwDY)

462 460 from the Xhosa ...

Iqaqa laziqikaqika kwaze kwaqhawaka uqhoqhoqha.

The skunk rolled down and ruptured its larynx.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 28, 2013 03:01 AM (j/FJV)



Poor thing! Can we take it to a vet?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 11:03 PM (T1005)

463 The only thing the Medici would be shocked by is the lack of a body count. Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 03:01 AM (T1005) We're not at that stage. Don't get me wrong, I hope we never get there. But it's baked in the cake we're watching the timer count down on. I hope somebody changes their mind and we order in.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 11:04 PM (qyfb5)

464 460 from the Xhosa ...

Iqaqa laziqikaqika kwaze kwaqhawaka uqhoqhoqha.

The skunk rolled down and ruptured its larynx.

Posted by: Adriane... at August 28, 2013 03:01 AM (j/FJV)



Seriously, though -- Xhosa is the one with the throat clicks, right? I suspect that you're missing a few "!"s, and that some things aren't spelled quite right.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 11:05 PM (T1005)

465 #431

The Fed operated very differently in its early years, with a much more limited role and powers. I've mentioned it several times here recently but I'll again plug David Stockman's 'The Great Deformation.' It can be a bit of a slog as it is something of a doorstop volume but I've learned of things that I'd never heard mentioned by any other economic history I've read. But then, I am not an economist by trade or training and have only in recent years given the history of the subject the attention it deserves.

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2013 11:06 PM (kcfmt)

466 Are you a Czech speaker? Is it real? Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 02:52 AM (T1005) === I'm not Czech either, but I'd seen that quip about it somewhere in dim past and knew that the "finger" must be "prst" (as in my mother's mother tongue of Croatian), and so Googled it up like a demon conjuring. (The r is similarly vowelish in Croatian; one of the Dalmatian islands is called Krk.) Is it real? Dunno. I suspect that if it is legit it might be a little more clipped than one might say it normally, or perhaps more like a command.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 27, 2013 11:07 PM (1wI7y)

467 Seriously, though -- Xhosa is the one with the throat clicks, right? I suspect that you're missing a few "!"s, and that some things aren't spelled quite right. you mean ... YOU MEAN ... something on the internet is wrong?!??

Posted by: Adriane... at August 27, 2013 11:07 PM (j/FJV)

468 yes, that means that Gramsci was right -- an evil fucking douchebag, but correct. March through the institutions -- teach people that "good is bad and bad is good" in schools; have fact-finding news organizations that promote lies, fill "entertainment" with non-entertaining re-education......and you can be as loathsome as the Dems and own the executive branch and the Senate. or 1)counter march thru institutions 2) replace failing institutions

Posted by: Adriane... at August 27, 2013 11:09 PM (j/FJV)

469 or 1)counter march thru institutions 2) replace failing institutions Posted by: Adriane... at August 28, 2013 03:09 AM (j/FJV) As Herculean as the task would be, I think #2 is more likely to succeed, and only if those from #1 are shunned like the plague. Which is *almost* impossible, especially since we're talking about liars. The fucking Business and Politics Club at a junior college I went to was infiltrated *twice*. We weren't even effing partisan and two of them lied in and then lied about the group at the student council meetings. Luckily for us they were effing lame, though the group was gone a year after I left as an officer, not to give myself too much credit. It's their God-Damned lifestyle.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 11:12 PM (qyfb5)

470 463 The only thing the Medici would be shocked by is the lack of a body count.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 03:01 AM (T1005)


We're not at that stage.

Don't get me wrong, I hope we never get there. But it's baked in the cake we're watching the timer count down on.

I hope somebody changes their mind and we order in.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2013 03:04 AM (qyfb5)



The boomers, who have been phenomenally successful, are pushing (1) a healthcare law that soaks the young to subsidize boomers; (2) credentialism in employment, so you have to kiss the ass of a boomer to work; (3) a bubble in higher ed, so that you'll be a debt slave for life to get that credential; (4) off-balance-sheet treatment of boomer pensions, so you always think you're in debt to safe streets and fair contracts, when you're really paying for old fogies playing video games.



I'm 50 years old -- on the tail end of the boom -- and I'm practicing the phrase "it wasn't me -- I voted against this bullshit" in a variety of languages, while prepared to hand out cokes and cookies to the insurgents.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 11:15 PM (T1005)

471 Cloward-Piven shouldn't be confused with Gramsci. Two very different but complementary strategies. The former is about exploiting the poor to further the goals of collapsing the system, while the latter is about corrupting the system from within to make all the more unable to defend itself.

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2013 11:16 PM (kcfmt)

472 1)counter march thru institutions 2) replace failing institutions Posted by: Adriane... ...or best yet: 3. Render existing institutions irrelevant through mockery, silent boycott, and patronizing alternatives. But #1 -- the counter-march -- would also be a good plan, though I fear the commies in control will never allow such a thing to occur. That's why #3 seemed more do-able. In our imagination of history, old institutions are forcibly destroyed in a big flamboyant smashing-up. One thinks of Mohammed knocking over the Arabian idols, or of late ROman emperors converting to Christianity and ordering the destruction of pagan temples, etc. But in reality institutions usually aren't flamboyantly destroyed, but rather fade away unnoticed as new ways of existing supplant them. Thus, we may very likely never regain control of the media, but we can still "win" by making the media irrelevant and impotent.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2013 11:18 PM (+cx5n)

473 468 yes, that means that Gramsci was right -- an evil fucking douchebag, but correct. March through the institutions -- teach people that "good is bad and bad is good" in schools; have fact-finding news organizations that promote lies, fill "entertainment" with non-entertaining re-education......and you can be as loathsome as the Dems and own the executive branch and the Senate.

or 1)counter march thru institutions
2) replace failing institutions

Posted by: Adriane... at August 28, 2013 03:09 AM (j/FJV)



Or, as the founding fathers intended, punch that shit down to where it doesn't put the entire country at risk, and blow up states every once in a while.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 11:18 PM (T1005)

474 You could think of C&P as Gramsci 2.0. Or "Extreme Gramsci." Or a plugin, like AdBlock for FireFox. Kind of all three. I'm 50 years old -- on the tail end of the boom -- and I'm practicing the phrase "it wasn't me -- I voted against this bullshit" in a variety of languages, while prepared to hand out cokes and cookies to the insurgents. Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 03:15 AM (T1005) I don't have a plan. I don't even have a way.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 11:20 PM (qyfb5)

475 Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2013 03:18 AM (+cx5n)



Zombie!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 11:20 PM (T1005)

476 475 cthulhu Are you having a heart attack, or just happy to see me?

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2013 11:23 PM (+cx5n)

477 Thus, we may very likely never regain control of the media, but we can still "win" by making the media irrelevant and impotent. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2013 03:18 AM (+cx5n) And the majority of apolitical discussion sites see more leftist comments than not, because *they already got there*. We are behind the curve because we don't *want* to impose ourselves on others. The *real* trick is to make your place on the power curve irrelevant. I can't even conceive of it now but that's the "next wave of freedom." I can say to do the enemy the greatest insult they could ever bear - to be ignored. And boy that sounds great. But I can't actually ignore them, yet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 11:23 PM (qyfb5)

478 Or is that just a roll of quarters in your pocket?

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2013 11:24 PM (+cx5n)

479 I'm 50 years old -- on the tail end of the boom -- and I'm practicing the phrase "it wasn't me -- I voted against this bullshit" in a variety of languages, while prepared to hand out cokes and cookies to the insurgents. Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 03:15 AM (T1005) I don't have a plan. I don't even have a way. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2013 03:20 AM (qyfb5) ========= Good think I'm already suicidal, I have my back up plan ready. Also means I won't need to go through the hassle of relocating out of California.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 27, 2013 11:25 PM (1wI7y)

480 Good think I'm already suicidal, I have my back up plan ready. Also means I won't need to go through the hassle of relocating out of California. Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 28, 2013 03:25 AM (1wI7y) You and I clearly have a different definitions of "good thing." I didn't say I was going to lose, just that I didn't have a plan. Yet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 11:27 PM (qyfb5)

481 476 475 cthulhu

Are you having a heart attack, or just happy to see me?

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2013 03:23 AM (+cx5n)




Happy to see you, of course. And happier still that you've broken your "radio silence" here with the Horde.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 11:28 PM (T1005)

482 You and I clearly have a different definitions of "good thing." I didn't say I was going to lose, just that I didn't have a plan. Yet. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2013 03:27 AM (qyfb5) ========== I did say "back up" plan.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 27, 2013 11:30 PM (1wI7y)

483 I did say "back up" plan. Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 28, 2013 03:30 AM (1wI7y) Well, they did well me Plan B Always Sucks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 11:31 PM (qyfb5)

484 477 Merovign When I'm out photographing, I have the uncanny skill or always being behind the furthest-back photographer, so I'm always the person getting the shot that sums up all the other shots. I have a name for this: the "Socks the Cat Strategy." The name derives from what perhaps is the most important photograph ever taken -- the one of all the photographers crowding around Socks the Cat when it first arrived at the White House in the Clinton administration. (Let me search for the legendary photo -- ahh, here it is: http://tinyurl.com/okalood ) Prior to the moment that picture was promulgated on the very early Web (perhaps even by Drudge -- I think it's what first made him famous pre-Monica), the media framed the national narrative unchallenged, and not only did no one question it -- no one in the hoi polloi knew the narrative was even being framed. But this one photo revealed all and completely flipped the narrative: the story was not that the President had adopted a cat -- the story was now that the media was consciously manipulating us into caring about the President's new cat, to the detriment of caring about other important stuff. Well anyway, getting back to the point, I try to apply the "Socks the Cat Strategy" not just to photography, in a literal sense, but also to meme-framing. One must always be at least two (and better yet, three or four) steps ahead of the moonbats in narrative control. This is easier than it seems, because they are so over-confident that they can't imagine how they might be outmaneuvered.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2013 11:36 PM (+cx5n)

485 Well, they did well me Plan B Always Sucks. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2013 03:31 AM (qyfb5) ======== But if you only sucked you wouldn't need Plan B.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 27, 2013 11:37 PM (1wI7y)

486 uncanny skill or always = uncanny skill of always typo

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2013 11:37 PM (+cx5n)

487 But what does undeniably suck are my comments esp. after midnight. Apologies to one and all. I am now sucked into a vortex of bedsheets.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 27, 2013 11:44 PM (1wI7y)

488 This is easier than it seems, because they are so over-confident that they can't imagine how they might be outmaneuvered. Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2013 03:36 AM (+cx5n) It's easy to outmaneuver a drop of water, harder to outmaneuver rain. When it was just a few drops of water, people ignored it. Now it's raining and everyone is freaking out and running every direction like a bunch of spazzes. It's actually kind of undignified, and just as cheer can be contagious, so is panic. And everyone (that's us) screaming at the panicking people (that's our so-called leaders and pundits) doesn't help, not that *not* screaming at them helps. We kind of don't have another setting, sadly. I remember the socks photos and several you took of framing going on and of the "uncut version" of what they were framing, BTW. Most peeps have no idea, because Miley.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 11:46 PM (qyfb5)

489 487 Sister Sestina: Any comment containing the words "suck," "bedsheets" and "after midnight" can't be all that bad.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2013 11:46 PM (+cx5n)

490 I am now sucked into a vortex of bedsheets. Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 28, 2013 03:44 AM (1wI7y) Hey, if you can sleep, that doesn't suck!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 11:46 PM (qyfb5)

491 #472

The Progs learned a trick from the Muslims. You don't outlaw or destroy outright the institutions you want to eventually go away. You just marginalize and hassle them until they cease to be or simply don't offer any obstacle to your goals any longer.

Bob Dylan did a couple of songs mocking the Birchers but can anyone remember a major pop star attacking the CPUSA?

DHS tells law enforcement to be suspicious of veterans but do they mention Nation of Islam, despite the number of its members who've gone overseas to join jihadist groups?

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2013 11:49 PM (kcfmt)

492 480 Good think I'm already suicidal, I have my back up plan ready. Also means I won't need to go through the hassle of relocating out of California.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at August 28, 2013 03:25 AM (1wI7y)


You and I clearly have a different definitions of "good thing."

I didn't say I was going to lose, just that I didn't have a plan. Yet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2013 03:27 AM (qyfb5)



A little bit of personal history -- when I turned 30, I went back and figured out all the places I had lived in SoCal.....and was astonished to tote up that there were 30 of them. My dad worked downtown and family in northern LA County, and my mom worked mainly around San Pedro and had family in Orange County....so when tiffs escalated, they naturally went to something like: "XXXX, you haven't taken out the trash in two weeks and I'm tired of living down the road from your worthless brother." "OK, we'll move."



So, I've lived in Long Beach, Lakewood, Placerita Canyon, Bouquet Canyon, Newhall, Tujunga, Claremont.....orbiting around the north county and south county. In 1986, I moved to Silicon Valley -- chasing after a dame I never could catch, but ending up with a BH I never could match. We're working on our third decade together, and have been in this house since 1997.



And I am so completely disgusted with the government here that I'm ready to leave and never come back. The fucking city applied for a MasterCard in my name, charged it up to $4,000 in giveaways for the NFL 49ers, and gave 'em my address to send the bills. The state is now trying to retroactively tax people who filed previous years in good faith, and my local representative can't stand up like a human because his lips are permanently attached to Madame Pelosi's toes.




You might think, "fight the good fight" -- and I did, too.....until I walked the precincts, manned the booths, gave the money.....and still got fucked. Then, to rub it in, I've gotten fundraising bullshit for enough years to have burnt up all the money I gave and then some. That's right -- if you really believe in something and give money, they're going to spend it all asking you for *more* money instead of convincing one single fucking person not already convinced.



I want to live somewhere with hope, and this ain't it.



Since I settled in,

Posted by: cthulhu at August 27, 2013 11:52 PM (T1005)

493 The Progs learned a trick from the Muslims. Posted by: epobirs at August 28, 2013 03:49 AM (kcfmt) I think they both learned it somewhere else. I am too middle-of-things to think of it but I bet the Greeks did that. On the other hand, yes, there are cultural similarities there that have not hurt their occasional alliances.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 27, 2013 11:53 PM (qyfb5)

494 That is the core vulnerability of conservatism: the belief that other people should be left alone if they aren't interfering with your life and how you choose to live it. This makes it very hard to find suitable candidates for high office, where a primary qualification is an innate desire to affect people's lives. It's so easy to cross the line from enabling freedom to telling people how to be free so long as its the correct brand of freedom. More tragic than the RINO who only chose the GOP because it offered the best shot at getting elected in a particular time and place, is the politico who once knew what the philosophy meant and could intelligently discuss it but is now just another cog in the political machine.

Posted by: epobirs at August 27, 2013 11:58 PM (kcfmt)

495 I don't think California is a "lost cause" but it could get so bad here very quickly that I will have to leave no matter the cost. And if I do I don't see a way back. It's always been my home and I love the *place*, there is nowhere in Earth more beautiful. I guess in a way it's easier that I'm alone if that happens. My ties have been cutting themselves, maybe that's a hint. I just don't have a plan.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2013 12:04 AM (qyfb5)

496 That is the core vulnerability of conservatism: the belief that other people should be left alone if they aren't interfering with your life and how you choose to live it. Posted by: epobirs at August 28, 2013 03:58 AM (kcfmt) Freedom is a perishable idea, and those stupid extroverts with their limited focus on abstracts. One of my little observations about space is that momentum is your greatest enemy and your only friend. The freedom to succeed or fail is kind of like that and yet even harder for people to grasp. I don't know, maybe we are an aberration and history will return to form soon enough, and future generations will forget us. May their chains rest lightly on them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2013 12:07 AM (qyfb5)

497 That is the core vulnerability of conservatism: the belief that other people should be left alone if they aren't interfering with your life and how you choose to live it. Posted by: epobirs Woot! I lied!

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 12:13 AM (XvsbD)

498 492 I've gotten fundraising bullshit for enough years to have burnt up all the money I gave and then some. That's right -- if you really believe in something and give money, they're going to spend it all asking you for *more* money instead of convincing one single fucking person not already convinced. Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 03:52 AM (T1005) Yep, I learned that ages ago with charitable contributions. I sent a few $10-20 donations to "worthy causes" and ended up on every mailing list under the sun. I learned my lesson. I never donate to political organizations or candidates. Fuck 'em. They'll get my money anyway through taxes, once they're in power.

Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2013 12:15 AM (sdi6R)

499 495 I don't think California is a "lost cause" but it could get so bad here very quickly that I will have to leave no matter the cost. And if I do I don't see a way back.

It's always been my home and I love the *place*, there is nowhere in Earth more beautiful.

I guess in a way it's easier that I'm alone if that happens. My ties have been cutting themselves, maybe that's a hint.

I just don't have a plan.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2013 04:04 AM (qyfb5)



We have too much to lose here to wait until it's a lost cause. Better that we cash out while things are uncertain than stay to the end and reap losses.....and there is every opportunity to lose everything when you leave. For years, I've been noting that the 1040NR is rapacious if you're leaving [as an example, you can only deduct ((California income/all income)*mortgage interest), despite the fact that your property in other states may be owned free-and-clear].



I, too, love the state. And I don't see a way back once left. But I'm planning, 'cause I don't see a way to stay.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 28, 2013 12:18 AM (T1005)

500 Yeah, I don't own a house, I own an ICU stay and years of enhanced hospital and insurance bills.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2013 12:33 AM (qyfb5)

501 woah, ominous: http://scoamf.us/DT

Posted by: weft, all kitted up for RINOv.PURE [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 12:36 AM (XvsbD)

502 "I just don't have a plan."

Not many people do. The average person is just acting on what ever chain of events that may present themselves over a lifetime. I had no plans what so ever to be here where I am at today and when I look back twenty years I realize I had no plans at all.

Posted by: GMB at August 28, 2013 12:40 AM (nkPV9)

503 61 I never heard about that angle. But then, in this media environment, I wouldn't have would I?

Posted by: BornLib at August 28, 2013 01:05 AM (zpNwC)

504 492 Cthulu,

When Peruvia has more hope than your home...survey says :BONED!

I think Alberta has hope.

Posted by: Chelsea10077 at August 28, 2013 01:07 AM (A4hKL)

505 http://www.geeks.com/ Another fine symbol of the economy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2013 01:18 AM (qyfb5)

506 161 My dislike of Glocks is purely one of ergonomics. This is why I half-jokingly refer to them as "Blocks" The people I know who like Glocks though seem to usually prefer the 3rd generation to the 4th.

Posted by: BornLib at August 28, 2013 01:21 AM (zpNwC)

507 Hmmm, from one of the links at drudge, buried in the piece: In Iraq, we went to war on the basis of lies originally uttered by fakers and conmen. Now it’s war by YouTube. This doesn’t mean that the terrible images of the gassed and dying Syrian civilians are false. It does mean that any evidence to the contrary is going to have to be suppressed. For example, no-one is going to be interested in persistent reports in Beirut that three Hezbollah members – fighting alongside government troops in Damascus – were apparently struck down by the same gas on the same day, supposedly in tunnels. They are now said to be undergoing treatment in a Beirut hospital. So if Syrian government forces used gas, how come Hezbollah men might have been stricken too? Blowback?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 01:32 AM (IXrOn)

508 DoD is spending $25,000 on a shrimp census. Seems awful cheap.

Posted by: Chelsea the Destroyer at August 28, 2013 01:40 AM (443dZ)

509 #505

That fits right in with the reports that the recovery has only been realized by the top 5%. Things are swell for Amazon but grim for everyone else trying to offer service and expertise.

Posted by: epobirs at August 28, 2013 01:56 AM (kcfmt)

510 #507

Deployment of such weapons is always fraught with risk, especially if the personnel given the task are lacking in training or just basic intelligence. They may have been expendables or just canaries.

Posted by: epobirs at August 28, 2013 01:59 AM (kcfmt)

511 A quick look at the rest of the internet before I go to sleep... ...yep, everybody's still stupid. 'Night to those for whom it ain't morning. See ya round epobirs, let me know if/when you have that stuff ready or if you found a buyer who wanted them. If you still have my e-mail.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2013 02:01 AM (qyfb5)

512 Posted by: Emperor Baraka at August 28, 2013 12:56 AM (bufJH) ---
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Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2013 01:02 AM (LI48c)  ---
Posted by: eman at August 28, 2013 01:04 AM (AO9UG) --- Sad by true. Is it wrong to find it funny too? I don't know, but I do.

Posted by: Baldy at August 28, 2013 03:15 AM (tyDFN)

513 The guy in the "Australasian" picture; that's the Michael Jacksonest Australian aborigine I ever saw.

Posted by: Roscoe at August 28, 2013 08:27 AM (MIovV)

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