September 15, 2013

Overnight Open Thread (9-15-2013)
— Maetenloch

Obama: Hey It's Just Style Points

President Obama says a tumultuous month as commander in chief, when his policy toward Syria took a number of unexpected turns, may not have looked "smooth and disciplined and linear," but it's working.

"I'm less concerned about style points. I'm much more concerned with getting the policy right," Obama told ABC's George Stephanopoulos in an exclusive interview on "This Week."

Jonathon Tobin: No You Lost More Than Just Style Points in Syria

By demonstrating his lack of will to act on what he has rightly labeled a human-rights catastrophe, President Obama has not only secured the Russian base in Syria; he has sent the region a signal that the U.S. is a paper tiger.

...Had President Obama not played Hamlet about acting on his own authority to strike Syria none of this needed to happen. Several months ago the Russians feared they were about to lose the last vestige of their once-formidable sphere of influence in the region as Assad tottered. Now they are back in business and Assad is even deeper in their debt than before. Bolstered by victory in Syria, Iran also has good reason to be more confident about stalling or even defying the West on the nuclear issue. All this is something Obama handed to them free of charge on a silver platter. That isn't "style" Mr. President; it's substance. And the consequences will be suffered by the people of Syria, regional allies like Israel, and an American people who, despite their justified worries about trusting Obama with military force in Syria, will soon realize that American prestige and influence has never been so low since Jimmy Carter sat in the White House.

News You Can Use: How to Turn Fruit Juice into Cheap Homemade Booze

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Remembering Meghan McCain's Dirty Sexy Politics

And Leon H. Wolf's brutal, disemboweling of a book review. It's hard to believe that it's been two years already.

On June 20, 2002, the United States Supreme Court decreed, in the case of Atkins v. Virginia, that the mildly mentally retarded were categorically exempt from capital punishment, reasoning that fully functional adults of diminished mental capacity were as a matter of law not as culpable for their acts. Writing eloquently in dissent, Justice Scalia drew a sharp distinction between the severely mentally retarded (who are truly not responsible for their actions), and the merely stupid (the category into which Mr. Atkins undoubtedly fell). Scalia argued forcefully that, with respect to the merely stupid, at least sometimes they deserve to be punished for their antisocial and destructive behavior.

This article, of course, is not about capital punishment. It is a book review of Dirty, Sexy Politics by Meghan McCain. However, the above discussion is relevant because I initially had reservations about writing this book review at all. After all, it is clear to everyone who has read Meghan McCain's twitter feed, her "articles" on The Daily Beast, or her ill-fated campaign blog that Meghan is not a paragon of clear reasoning, exemplar of familiarity with facts, nor a model of English language expertise. And after subjecting myself to 194 continuous pages of her "writing," it became clear that none of the above-described works truly plumbed the depths of mental vacuity in which Ms. McCain aimlessly and cluelessly drifts.

This presented a dilemma.

It is impossible to read Dirty, Sexy Politics and come away with the impression that you have read anything other than the completely unedited ramblings of an idiot. This being a professional website for which I have a great deal of respect, I searched for a more eloquent or gentle way to accurately phrase the previous sentence - but could not find one.

And of course as ever Meghan fails upwards with a new TV show:

This is the series' structure: In each episode McCain learns something. As the show's title promises, the series is educating her and, by extension, Pivot's hoped-for young audience. A protagonist learning alongside the viewers is an effective storytelling technique, but only if there's a higher, already educated intelligence operating off screen. On camera, it's great to ask questions and play the naif, so long as someone off-camera knows where all those questions lead. Raising McCain doesn't seem to have that guiding intelligence.

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OMG: The Scourge of Unregulated Dinner Parties

Inviting strangers into your home and feeding them must be limited and controlled by the government or else society will crumble!

The diners are a mix of New Yorkers and tourists. CBS 2's undercover cameras captured one experience - eight people who didn't know each other eating a meal in a stranger's home.

That hostess, Naama Shafi, writes about food but is not a chef. [Reporter Tamara] Leitner found her through a website, which connects amateur foodies and professional chefs in 20 different countries with people who want unique dining experiences.

Clandestine dinner parties like the one Leitner attended have become more common in New York City. And insiders told Leitner they are completely unregulated.

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Beware the Invasion of Boltzmann Brains

I wasn't even aware this was a threat:

A Boltzmann brain is a hypothesized self-aware entity which arises due to random fluctuations out of a state of chaos.

But not to worry the Higgs  boson is likely to destroy us before the Boltzmann Brains.

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Take the Defunct Car Quiz

How well do you know your now-gone vehicles?

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Bad Idea #297: Rapist Prisoner, Female Therapist Do 'Reintegration' Therapy Alone in Woods

The therapist is now dead and the prisoner is on the run.

A man-hunt is underway in Switzerland after the body of a Swiss therapist was found dead in the woods in Switzerland just hours after she had escorted a convict on a reintegration to society session.

Adeline Morel, a 34-year-old mother and therapist, went missing with Fabrice Anthamatten, 39, yesterday.

Her body was hidden in a bag in the woods in Versoix near the Swiss city.

Anthamatten had been charged with rapes going back more than 10 years.

French-born Anthamatten was serving out his sentence at Geneva's Champ-Dollon prison - he was convicted in both France and Switzerland on rape charges dating back as far as 2001.

Back then he was given a five-year sentence for rape and in 2003 he was given another 15 years.

The pair failed to show up for an equestrian therapy session scheduled for yesterday morning.

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Heh: American 'Jihadi Rapper' Killed by Fellow Jihadists

The son of a Syrian Muslim father and a Baptist mother, who he once described as a "typical Southern protestant girl", Amriki came to international prominence when he posted a series of Youtube videos in which he rapped about jihad.

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Mechanical Gears Seen in Nature For the First Time

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On Tattoos

Commenter slumber_j points to this New Yorker cartoon about "The subtext of all tattoos:" "Ask me about my parents' divorce."

A related subtext might be: "I come from a long line of rash decisionmakers." On women, tattoos often seem to imply: "Pay attention to me because I, obviously, make poor choices, so you might get lucky."
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Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [519 comments] 'Jones in CO' [72.86 posts/day]
2 [450 comments] 'sven10077'
3 [441 comments] 'Boss Moss'
4 [320 comments] 'panzernashorn'
5 [315 comments] 'Vic'
6 [296 comments] 'Nevergiveup'
7 [253 comments] 'Mike Hammer'
8 [251 comments] 'AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est'
9 [246 comments] 'Flatbush Joe'
10 [245 comments] 'Purp</i></b></u></s>'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [75 names] 'phreshone' [10.53 unique names/day]
2 [64 names] 'The Political Hat'
3 [54 names] 'sven10077'
4 [52 names] 'Adam'
5 [43 names] 't-bird'
6 [41 names] 'Boss Moss'
7 [41 names] 'adams'
8 [36 names] 'Low Information Voter'
9 [34 names] 'Islamic Rage Boy'
10 [34 names] 'Doctor Fish'

The group. Yeah.

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1 Hooray!

Posted by: Gingy at September 15, 2013 06:27 PM (aH+zP)

2 Not again!?

Posted by: Gingy at September 15, 2013 06:27 PM (aH+zP)

3 Anarchy in the U.S.A.? Searchlight’s Dim Bulb, AKA, Sen. Harry Reid, has deplored how “the anarchists have taken over… They’ve taken over the House and now they’ve taken over the Senate.” Just who are these anarchists? Why, the Tea Party! Reid unironically stated that “People who don’t believe in government — and that’s what the Tea Party is all about — are winning, and that’s a shame.” More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=3238 With Mood Music!

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 15, 2013 06:27 PM (Vk2pI)

4 I'm lonely.

Posted by: Gingy at September 15, 2013 06:28 PM (aH+zP)

5 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2013 06:28 PM (JMmQ9)

6 Yay! Friends,

Posted by: Gingy at September 15, 2013 06:31 PM (aH+zP)

7 New folks in the top tens!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 15, 2013 06:31 PM (vgd4f)

8 The Mexican ambassador to Canada says his country is “really mad” at the Harper government for the continued imposition of a visa on its travellers here. Ambassador Francisco Suarez told The Canadian Press in an exclusive interview that Mexico is so upset that if the issue isn’t resolved by next year, Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto might have to postpone a planned visit to Canada.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 15, 2013 06:32 PM (e8kgV)

9 >>> I'm less concerned about style points. I'm much more concerned with getting the policy right.

And we all know my policy is to tear the US down.

Posted by: Barry at September 15, 2013 06:32 PM (1t6nr)

10 The Mexican ambassador to Canada says his country is “really mad” at the Harper government for the continued imposition of a visa on its travellers here. Ambassador Francisco Suarez told The Canadian Press in an exclusive interview that Mexico is so upset that if the issue isn’t resolved by next year, Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto might have to postpone a planned visit to Canada. Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 15, 2013 10:32 PM (e8kgV) Yep, the Canucks are mad about too many bogus refugee claims.

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 06:32 PM (CtSLQ)

11 Here's some style points: the best picture of JEF and Putin I've seen: http://tiny.cc/5hfh3w

Posted by: Weirddave at September 15, 2013 06:33 PM (aH+zP)

12 Yeah, I am not a fan of ostentatious tattoos, especially on women. I'm more impressed by someone who has the Serenity Prayer on her lips, not on her side.

Posted by: Y-not at September 15, 2013 06:33 PM (5H6zj)

13 Whoops. I went to the Maryland Renaissance Faire today. It's my annual reminder that my self-esteem does not revolve around my boobs hanging out in public. Angry Orchard hard cider makes a mighty fine second breakfast. Corsets help you stand straighter. I need another one.

Posted by: Gingy at September 15, 2013 06:33 PM (aH+zP)

14 I went to the Maryland Renaissance Faire today. It's my annual reminder that my self-esteem does not revolve around my boobs hanging out in public. ______ What about Weirddave's?

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 06:34 PM (CtSLQ)

15 No, Vendette. He's fine with my boobs being only partway out.

Posted by: Gingy at September 15, 2013 06:35 PM (aH+zP)

16 Evening Horde.

Posted by: joncelli at September 15, 2013 06:35 PM (s7oCT)

17 I'm pretty sure that the hobos prepping for The Most Dangerous Game by drinking sterno under the bridge can come up with a better plan for Syria than our current Top Men.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at September 15, 2013 06:36 PM (Gk3SS)

18 What's so maddening about Syria is that same leftists harping about Assad now were the same people propping Assad up during the Bush Administration, just to hinder W's foreign policy. F all of them. The best case we can hope for Syria is a bloody stalemate emptying the ranks of both Assad and the Islamist rebels. Assad is now more likely to win overall now.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 15, 2013 06:37 PM (Dsds2)

19 Carry over from previous thread..... 306 Remember that day well. It was a great race, up until 3/4ths thru the last lap. He was holding back the whole field so his teammates DE Jr and Michael Wallace could finish 1-2. Sterling Marlin got a ton of shit for bumping him, which is a shame. We all cried that night when we heard the news, I'm man enough to admit. Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 10:28 PM (Myqtp) It was surreal. Our seats were a couple hundred yards from the start finish line. So not too far from the crash. Everyone was just pissed that he was out. Then we all some Jr come sprinting up pit row and turn right, he was headed straight for the med center. Rumors started going through the crowd and no one left. I mean, no one. Then his car was loaded up on the wrecker with the blue tarp over it. I'd never seen that before. I asked my, much older and many time 500 attendee, cousin what that was. Had he ever seen that before. Pale blank look..."Yeah, when the driver dies on the track." Nobody left the stands for a looooong time. It finally became obvious they weren't going to announce anything over the PA. We heard on the radio the official announcement as we were pulling out of the parking lot.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 06:37 PM (GEICT)

20

BEARS WIN!!!!!!

BEARS WIN!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 15, 2013 06:37 PM (M1wQA)

21 13 You had fabulous weather for your ren faire this weekend. I don't recall the DC area being this pleasant in September. I guess it's to make up for the skins on field performance.

Posted by: Moki at September 15, 2013 06:37 PM (EvHC8)

22 I don't think, "Serenity now. Serenity NOW. SERENITY NOW!!!" is the Serenity Prayer, Y-Not.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at September 15, 2013 06:38 PM (YD2FC)

23 navycopjoe is living the dream

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 06:38 PM (zOTsN)

24 Evening!

This weekend, my wife had a dance workshop down at Wilmington, NC and I tagged along with her, and our son.  Today before we left, we got to spend some time at the beach, which we haven't had done this year.  We also got to see the NC contingent of the Freedom Riders coming back from DC for the 9/11 ride.  They had police and fire fighters escorting them downtown.  It took like 15-20 minutes for all of them to ride past us!  That's a lot of bikers!

And, for BC and the other morons:

http://i43.tinypic.com/2hs1bvt.jpg


It's been a while.

Posted by: EC at September 15, 2013 06:39 PM (doBIb)

25 BEARS WIN!!!!!! BEARS WIN!!!!!! Posted by: navycopjoe at September 15, 2013 10:37 PM (M1wQA) PACKERS WIN!!!!! PACKERS WIN!!!!!

Posted by: Vendette says Go Navy! Beat Army! at September 15, 2013 06:39 PM (CtSLQ)

26 Yes Moki, it was gorgeous. The humidity is done and it wasn't too hot. My garb is all lightweight so I stay comfortable.

Posted by: Gingy at September 15, 2013 06:40 PM (aH+zP)

27 20
BEARS WIN!!!!!!
BEARS WIN!!!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at September 15, 2013 10:37 PM (M1wQA)


yeah, yeah, they beat the suckiest team in the league, big deal.

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 15, 2013 06:40 PM (1t6nr)

28 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 06:40 PM (T1005)

29

watching Miss America.  Talent competition been pretty weird so far.  Lots of sing shouting, a River Dance routine, and a gal doing baton twirling with some do hickey on her leg.  Does she have an artificial leg or injury or something

 

violinist from MN was really good

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 06:41 PM (zOTsN)

30 addendum, duh bears beat the suckiest team in the league by one point, wow.

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at September 15, 2013 06:41 PM (1t6nr)

31 Miss Kansas is def still in it.  Rooting for her

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 06:42 PM (zOTsN)

32 Any moron recommendations for noise-canceling headphones?

Posted by: joncelli at September 15, 2013 06:42 PM (s7oCT)

33 first question is about Miley Cyrus, was it lewd or art

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 06:42 PM (zOTsN)

34 Well, I'm confused. They did not call Miss Kansas when they announced the finalists but, there she is. Good.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 15, 2013 06:42 PM (DmNpO)

35 Hey Maet, you're cute little tattoo cartoon? Completely. Fucking. Wrong. But hey, I don't mind being insulted for the 4 billionth time because my wife and I have tattoos. Honestly, it's great.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)

36

Heh, homemade cider.

Meh, they made a mess by not leaving enough room for the fermentation. I make a Graff cider that is pretty good with 4gal of apple juice, 0.5lb steeped crystal malt and 3lbs dme. (half amber, half pale.)

Nice tart taste, crisp and clean. Dry as hell though,

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at September 15, 2013 06:43 PM (GaqMa)

37 Posted by: joncelli at September 15, 2013 10:42 PM (s7oCT) Price range?

Posted by: The dude at September 15, 2013 06:43 PM (vJdyz)

38 watching Miss America. Talent competition been pretty weird so far. Lots of sing shouting, a River Dance routine, and a gal doing baton twirling with some do hickey on her leg. Does she have an artificial leg or injury or something *** She has an injury to her leg.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 15, 2013 06:43 PM (DmNpO)

39 Lance Bass asks if politicians wives are doing the wrong thing by standing by their man during sex scandals

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 06:43 PM (zOTsN)

40 Congrats, Commiserations to the top tens....

I am a shelf making fool

Posted by: sven10077 at September 15, 2013 06:44 PM (9jfyN)

41

Next question was if we should get into Syria

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 06:44 PM (zOTsN)

42 32 not beats. Bose makes a decent set that is not too expensive. We used them on numerous long haul flights, and they did a good job. We're well cushioned, too, so they didn't hurt your head as much.

Posted by: Moki at September 15, 2013 06:44 PM (EvHC8)

43 83% on the car quiz.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 15, 2013 06:44 PM (APJIX)

44

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 10:43 PM (GEICT)

 

The horde needs pics of your wife's tattoo to render judgment. We don't for yours it was a bad decision.

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at September 15, 2013 06:45 PM (GaqMa)

45 Missed the Packard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 15, 2013 06:45 PM (CWLFZ)

46 next question is about Julie Chen and whether she was a bad person for having plastic surgery to look less Asian

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 06:45 PM (zOTsN)

47 RACISM!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 15, 2013 06:45 PM (DmNpO)

48 But hey, I don't mind being insulted for the 4 billionth time because my wife and I have tattoos. Honestly, it's great. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 10:43 PM (GEICT) Isn't yours a tattoed wedding ring?

Posted by: Vendette says Go Navy! Beat Army! at September 15, 2013 06:46 PM (CtSLQ)

49 nice ONT Maet

Posted by: sven10077 at September 15, 2013 06:46 PM (9jfyN)

50 41 Next question was if we should get into Syria Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 10:44 PM (zOTsN) Can't wait to see how that question is answered...

Posted by: Thrawn at September 15, 2013 06:46 PM (Dsds2)

51 The horde needs pics of your wife's tattoo to render judgment. We don't for yours it was a bad decision. Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at September 15, 2013 10:45 PM (GaqMa) Lol. No. And I have three. A claddagh on my left ring finger for my wife. A shamrock on the left shoulder blade and a cross on the right shoulder blade, both done in celtic knot work, for the drunken midgets.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 06:46 PM (GEICT)

52

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 10:37 PM (GEICT)



*passes over a shot*  To Dale.  Hasn't been the same since he left us.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 06:46 PM (Myqtp)

53 The Patrician tripped me up. Like a wise weebles-wooble woman once said, "I dunno; it was before my time."

Posted by: adams tappet porn at September 15, 2013 06:46 PM (gQKHE)

54 37 Posted by: joncelli at September 15, 2013 10:42 PM (s7oCT) Price range? Posted by: The dude at September 15, 2013 10:43 PM (vJdyz) Wish it could be the good stuff but I'm on a budget. Less than $100, please.

Posted by: joncelli at September 15, 2013 06:46 PM (s7oCT)

55 11 of 12 on the defunct car quiz. I missed the Packard.


Evening roonz and roonettez! Drive by comment, back to work now...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 15, 2013 06:46 PM (xa1/W)

56 Ok too tired to ONT. Too much sun and cider today. I have to sleep in order to be rested for three hours of yoga in the morning. Who the hell set this schedule anyway? Jerk. Oh, me. Damn.

Posted by: Gingy at September 15, 2013 06:47 PM (aH+zP)

57 42 oh good lord, the headphones were well cushioned, not my family. Stupid iPad.

Posted by: Moki at September 15, 2013 06:47 PM (EvHC8)

58 Isn't yours a tattoed wedding ring? Posted by: Vendette says Go Navy! Beat Army! at September 15, 2013 10:46 PM (CtSLQ) Yeah, that's one of them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 06:47 PM (GEICT)

59 Made it to the ONT. Night morons.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at September 15, 2013 06:47 PM (DyCfk)

60 Ok too tired to ONT. Too much sun and cider today. I have to sleep in order to be rested for three hours of yoga in the morning. Who the hell set this schedule anyway? Jerk. Oh, me. Damn. Posted by: Gingy at September 15, 2013 10:47 PM (aH+zP) Three hours?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Posted by: Vendette says Go Navy! Beat Army! at September 15, 2013 06:47 PM (CtSLQ)

61 I hope the civil war in Syria lasts for 1000 years. Let Obama arm the "rebels" (Al Quada) and let Putin arm Assad and this should last a good long time to kill as many Muslims as possibleÂ…Â…let's hope more civil wars in the Middle East break out.

Posted by: redguy at September 15, 2013 06:47 PM (oqvI4)

62 Does anyone even have the network that McCain's show airs on?

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2013 06:48 PM (LI48c)

63 *passes over a shot* To Dale. Hasn't been the same since he left us. Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 10:46 PM (Myqtp) *accepts* To the gold gargoyles and the mustache.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 06:48 PM (GEICT)

64

so Miss Kansas did not get a question so she is not going forward

 

last question was how we can decrease minority unemployment

 

this assholes ask these girls harder questions than the press asks the  President

 

 

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 06:48 PM (zOTsN)

65 Yeah, three. Two 90 minute classes.

Posted by: Gingy at September 15, 2013 06:48 PM (aH+zP)

66 As long as we are on the topic of mentally handicapped people, Drudge says Biden is off to Iowa. Hahahaha!

Posted by: Jmel at September 15, 2013 06:49 PM (cfFqn)

67 I'm pretty sure that the hobos prepping for The Most Dangerous Game by drinking sterno under the bridge

Jai Alai?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 06:49 PM (lr3d7)

68 Boring games, yes the NFL has been made gay. Sorry, just my opinion. Next season we will meet the team stylists!

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 15, 2013 06:50 PM (vgd4f)

69 Cribbage-playing elements of the horde may wish to check out the link below. A new variant is born. http://mavdisk[dot]mnsu[dot]edu/ followed by jpierce/quantumcribbage.html Hello all.

Posted by: Piercello at September 15, 2013 06:50 PM (P4dpU)

70 I think you're drinking at one in the afternoon and I'm making minimum wage. Maybe we're not the guys to solve this. Sigh... Just think how much better off we'd be if those two anonymous schmucks had been in office...

Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2013 06:51 PM (FcR7P)

71 Evening morons,

I was going to go dancing, but instead I said "fuck it" and decided to sit on my balcony smoking a cigar and listening to the rain.  Much better plan.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 06:51 PM (lr3d7)

72 Would have linked in sig, but apparently that fine website has been banned. Heh.

Posted by: Piercello at September 15, 2013 06:51 PM (P4dpU)

73 Miss Kansas was not in the bikini round from which the top 12 finalists were chosen. It seems like they are spotlighting the top contestants in each category and then selecting the finalists from each.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 15, 2013 06:52 PM (DmNpO)

74

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 10:48 PM (GEICT)

 

Eh, I don't actually judge (well except for the lack of wife pictures!)

I personally don't do tattoos, not really a fan of permanent body modification, not opposed, it's just not my thing. (to fickle I guess, worry I'll end up not liking it.) 

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at September 15, 2013 06:52 PM (GaqMa)

75 I am telling you now..... The NFL needs to go back to leather headgear to prevent head/neck/ and concussive injuries.  These "Pros" continue to use their hats to make hits.  It's a wonder that more of these guys are not paralysed as a result of these hits.  If my kids lead with the hat, they come off the field.  Simple like that.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 15, 2013 06:53 PM (jucos)

76 Crank, is your blog still active? I am (well, I was) workin' on the Moron Blogroll earlier, and I need a confirmation. thx I know, mixed tenses. At least it's not an offence that merits TheBarrel™.

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2013 06:53 PM (JMmQ9)

77 Defunct car quiz -- "You scored 100%"

A couple were lucky guesses though.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 15, 2013 06:53 PM (9MLX+)

78 62 Does anyone even have the network that McCain's show airs on? Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2013 10:48 PM (LI48c) I do.

Posted by: John McCain at September 15, 2013 06:53 PM (Dsds2)

79 The Patrician tripped me up. Like a wise weebles-wooble woman once said, "I dunno; it was before my time." Posted by: adams tappet porn at September 15, 2013 10:46 PM (gQKHE) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYiEKGtYC14

Posted by: The Lawnmower Hat at September 15, 2013 06:54 PM (Vk2pI)

80 The tattoo thing is stupid.  Yes, visible tattoos are generally a bad idea, same with piercings or ear gauges and any other body modification.  But if it's something that can be covered up by any respectable suit or outfit, then go ahead.


That said, if my sister ever goes through with her threat to get a lower back tattoo, I'm going on a murderous rampage through Portland.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 06:54 PM (lr3d7)

81 71 Evening morons,

I was going to go dancing, but instead I said "fuck it" and decided to sit on my balcony smoking a cigar and listening to the rain. Much better plan.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 10:51 PM (lr3d7)



Is it still raining there? Noticed any of your neighbors discussing the length of a cubit, lately?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 06:54 PM (T1005)

82 Miss America 2013 is wearing the mist hideous dress.  Makes her look fat.  Like a sausage.  Ten pounds of flour in a five pound sack

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 06:54 PM (zOTsN)

83 Two basic possibilities with the Maggie Mac show: 1) 3-2-1 Contact as written by Rachel Maddow 2) Maggie learns not to put her hand on a hot stove every week.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 15, 2013 06:54 PM (qyfb5)

84 And proof was Cutlers hair at his press conference, good grief!!! Him & Brady can do a good housekeeping spread together!

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 15, 2013 06:55 PM (vgd4f)

85 Riiight. What's a 'cubit'?

Posted by: noah cosby at September 15, 2013 06:55 PM (YD2FC)

86

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2013 10:48 PM (LI48c)

I know this because twitchy said "pivot president won't allow people to [mock the show]"

And it thought "what the fuck is Obama talking about this show for?" then I realized pivot was the network! (although Obama is the pivot president)

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at September 15, 2013 06:55 PM (GaqMa)

87

I fucking hate tattoos. 

Almost as much as I hate people who tattoo hot chicks.

Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2013 06:56 PM (UH7tB)

88

Miss New York wins I bet

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 06:56 PM (zOTsN)

89 [1]Is it still raining there? Noticed any of your neighbors discussing the length of a cubit, lately?

Call me 40 years behind the times but I still love the original 1963 recording of Bill Cosby's Noah comedy routine.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 06:56 PM (xY8+2)

90 Eh, I don't actually judge (well except for the lack of wife pictures!) I personally don't do tattoos, not really a fan ofpermanent body modification, not opposed, it's just not my thing. (to fickle I guess, worry I'll end up not liking it.) Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at September 15, 2013 10:52 PM (GaqMa) That's fine. It's personal preference. So choose to do it, some don't. Some regret their choice. Such is life. I've got plenty of friends with tats, one of them posted this on facebook and it's oh so true: "The only difference between tattooed people and non-tattooed people is tattooed people don't care if you are not tattooed."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 06:56 PM (GEICT)

91 Okay let me try that again...

Is it still raining there? Noticed any of your neighbors discussing the length of a cubit, lately?

Call me 40 years behind the times but I still love the original 1963 recording of Bill Cosby's Noah comedy routine.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 06:56 PM (xY8+2)

92
Is it still raining there? Noticed any of your neighbors discussing the length of a cubit, lately?


It's been raining on and off all day.  It's not too bad.  It keeps my allergies from flaring up.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 06:56 PM (lr3d7)

93 The therapist is now dead and the prisoner is on the run. I just read that he's been arrested in Poland.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 15, 2013 06:56 PM (B+USR)

94 OMG they TELL YOU THE NAME OF THE CAR on the car quiz. I thought it was just going to be pictures. I don't even think it took one minute.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 15, 2013 06:56 PM (qyfb5)

95 I am telling you now..... The NFL needs to go back to leather headgear to prevent head/neck/ and concussive injuries. These "Pros" continue to use their hats to make hits. It's a wonder that more of these guys are not paralysed as a result ofthese hits. If my kids lead with the hat, they come off the field. Simple like that.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 15, 2013 10:53 PM (jucos)




THIS  ^^^^^^^^    I just had a conversation about this with a guy in line at the c-store to buy moar beer.  When we see a player do this, we'll stop practice, bring everybody in, and instruct AGAIN to never ever ever do that.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 06:56 PM (Myqtp)

96 Riiight. What's a 'cubit'? Posted by: noah cosby at September 15, 2013 10:55 PM My thoughts, exactly. That is, quite possibly, the funniest stand-up bit of all time

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2013 06:57 PM (JMmQ9)

97 Hmmmm....maybe I should go long gopherwood.....

Posted by: international wood speculator at September 15, 2013 06:57 PM (T1005)

98 I knows my defunct cars! 100% with a lucky stab at the Patrician, which I'd never heard of.

Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2013 06:57 PM (FcR7P)

99 Defunct car quiz.... 100%.  I knew that one day my autism would come in handy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 15, 2013 06:57 PM (jucos)

100 The hardest one was the packard, though. I will admit that took me the longest.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 15, 2013 06:57 PM (qyfb5)

101 Wish it could be the good stuff but I'm on a budget. Less than $100, please. Posted by: joncelli at September 15, 2013 10:46 PM (s7oCT) Grado SR60i, Shure SRH440, Superlux Hd668B

Posted by: The dude at September 15, 2013 06:57 PM (vJdyz)

102 Is one of the defunct cars is a Corvair? 'Cuz I know that car real well.

Posted by: Ralph Nader at September 15, 2013 06:58 PM (xY8+2)

103 Yep.  Miss New York.  She is Indian, dot not feather

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 06:58 PM (zOTsN)

104 THIS ^^^^^^^^ I just had a conversation about this with a guy in line at the c-store to buy moar beer. When we see a player do this, we'll stop practice, bring everybody in, and instruct AGAIN to never ever ever do that. Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 10:56 PM (Myqtp) I was at lunch after church today with the pastor, who's also one of the school's football coaches, and he was saying the exact same thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 06:58 PM (GEICT)

105 Riiight. What's a 'cubit'? Posted by: noah cosby at September 15, 2013 10:55 PM (YD2FC) Why don't I whip this out and show youÂ…

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 15, 2013 06:59 PM (Vk2pI)

106 Oh, and pretty much anything by Vox Day should be discounted out of hand. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 06:59 PM (lr3d7)

107 You scored 100% If only I got paid for knowing old cars.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 15, 2013 06:59 PM (l3vZN)

108 I have no tattoos, never plan to, but don't care a great deal if other people do. It is nice when they're tasteful and not just huge swath of random pictures off of a Mormon fridge.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 15, 2013 06:59 PM (qyfb5)

109 It is nice when they're tasteful and not just huge swath of random pictures off of a Mormon fridge. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at September 15, 2013 10:59 PM (qyfb5) Lol. And THIS.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 07:01 PM (GEICT)

110 A little mood music: Not on this device, there won't be.

Posted by: adams electronic etch-a-sketch porn at September 15, 2013 07:01 PM (gQKHE)

111 As my daddy told me, go ahead and get your tattoos, just make sure they aren't where the judge can see them.

Posted by: Brian Setzer at September 15, 2013 07:01 PM (1t6nr)

112 I don't have a tattoo but I remember Tattoo real well. 'De plane boss, de plane!'

I also still have some good Love Boat memories.

Posted by: qdp "grew up in the '70s" steve at September 15, 2013 07:01 PM (xY8+2)

113 My ex-boss has a small (maybe 3/4") bass clef on his left arm. I doubt it's there as a reminder....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 07:02 PM (T1005)

114

That helmet thing is a HUGE burr in my saddle.  Kids are all looking to make that highlight NFL style hit by launching and leading with the head.  I will not let them play if they do so.  Major no no.  Tough to instruct against what the pros are doing.  It really makes me mad.  There is a technique to tackling that has done missing from the pro game.... to it's detriment I believe.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 15, 2013 07:02 PM (jucos)

115 101 Wish it could be the good stuff but I'm on a budget. Less than $100, please. Posted by: joncelli at September 15, 2013 10:46 PM (s7oCT) Grado SR60i, Shure SRH440, Superlux Hd668B Posted by: The dude at September 15, 2013 10:57 PM (vJdyz) Good suggestions but I was hoping for a noise-canceling over-ear headphone.

Posted by: joncelli at September 15, 2013 07:02 PM (s7oCT)

116 I've got plenty of friends with tats, one of them posted this on facebook and it's oh so true: "The only difference between tattooed people and non-tattooed people is tattooed people don't care if you are not tattooed."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 10:56 PM (GEICT)

Nose pickers don't care if you don't pick your nose.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 15, 2013 07:02 PM (CWLFZ)

117 108 I have no tattoos, never plan to, but don't care a great deal if other people do.

It is nice when they're tasteful and not just huge swath of random pictures off of a Mormon fridge.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at September 15, 2013 10:59

 

About the only ones I can't stand are the the Sydney Leathers type, or just the giant wings on the back, or the girls that decide to ruin their boobs with a giant tat right across the middle of their chest.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2013 07:02 PM (LI48c)

118 the dinner party thing is weird to me, because they have been doing that in the Seattle area for close to 15 years now. So there smug elitist New Yorkers, you aren't on the cutting edge of hip cool dining trends after all assholes.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 15, 2013 07:02 PM (RZ8pf)

119 It's just after 11 pm eastern and we now have the halftime show!

Posted by: Vendette says Go Navy! Beat Army! at September 15, 2013 07:03 PM (CtSLQ)

120 Anybody see the Dodgers get slaughtered last night?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 07:04 PM (xY8+2)

121 118 the dinner party thing is weird to me, because they have been doing that in the Seattle area for close to 15 years now. So there smug elitist New Yorkers, you aren't on the cutting edge of hip cool dining trends after all assholes. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 15, 2013 11:02 PM (RZ8pf) And why regulate it? Are they afraid somebody will get a piece of lukewarm chicken?

Posted by: joncelli at September 15, 2013 07:04 PM (s7oCT)

122 "And insiders told Leitner they are completely unregulated." I'm sputtering right now. Unregulated you say? People cooking dinner in their home are not under the scrutiny of the government? The horror! THE HORROR! They're not even professional chefs. This must be rectified. I propose that every home cook must take a 12 hour course in safe food handling before preparing anything that does not come out of a box. It's for the children.

Posted by: Nanny Nanny Boo Boo at September 15, 2013 07:05 PM (ELdpj)

123 Damn! I missed #2, the Astro.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 07:05 PM (T1005)

124 Good suggestions but I was hoping for a noise-canceling over-ear headphone. Posted by: joncelli at September 15, 2013 11:02 PM (s7oCT) Derp, totally skipped that part. Hmm for a good pair of noise canceling, you're gonna have to bump that budget up a little for the ATH-ANC7B from Audio Technica. Headroom.com currently has them on sale for $160

Posted by: The dude at September 15, 2013 07:06 PM (vJdyz)

125 Why don't I whip this out and show youÂ… Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 15, 2013 10:59 PM Points for cross-meme originality, but I'm afraid you'll have to leave the island now.... (you do know that I'm just fcukin' with you, Hat. Right?) "Excuse me while I whip this out"

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2013 07:06 PM (JMmQ9)

126 Kids are all looking to make that highlight NFL style hit by launching and leading with the head. I will not let them play if they do so. Major no no. Tough to instruct against what the pros are doing. It really makes me mad. There is a technique to tackling that has done missing from the pro game.... to it's detriment I believe.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 15, 2013 11:02 PM (jucos)


Not looking at us I hope?!?!?!

Posted by: ESPN at September 15, 2013 07:06 PM (FIDMq)

127 "or the girls that decide to ruin their boobs with a giant tat right across the middle of their chest." I once saw a middle aged, not skinny but not really fat, skin like leather, woman with a freaking butterfly tattoo raising up out of her cleavage and over the top of her boobs. That can never be unseen.,

Posted by: Nanny Nanny Boo Boo at September 15, 2013 07:06 PM (ELdpj)

128 John Ekdahl had a ball tormenting Meggie Mac's producer last night on his Twitter feed

Producer and Pivot President Evan Shapiro was checking out reviews on the #RaisingMcCain hashtag and didn't like what he was seeing. He tore into John particularly and John gave much better than he got

For a guy running a new network, Evan Shapiro is not a very bright guy. He looks Joe Hollywood Player, but he comes across as a guy who found a sponsor who let him play "Sim City 5; TV Network Exec Expansion Pack"

John's twitter is https://twitter.com/JohnEkdahl



Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2013 07:07 PM (/9IC1)

129 We can't have amateur diners any more than NBC can have bloggers.

Posted by: League of Restaraunt Owners at September 15, 2013 07:07 PM (1t6nr)

130 Damn! I missed #2, the Astro. Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 11:05 PM (T1005) If you got the Packard and missed the Astro, then you definitely are an extra-planar being!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 15, 2013 07:07 PM (qyfb5)

131 Some show mentioned how many tattoo artists frown upon peers who have chosen to abstain. LA ink, maybe?

Posted by: adams cracker jack prize porn at September 15, 2013 07:07 PM (gQKHE)

132 It took me two years of steadily looking to find a dining room table and chairs. I'm happy with it, to this day. Tatoo? No f'ing way. Kids these days. Everything seems ephemeral to them. Hah! They'll be sorry when their saggy skin is all mottled.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 07:07 PM (XyrkB)

133 Anybody wanna see MY boob tat??!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 15, 2013 07:08 PM (xY8+2)

134 Raising McCain is a show where young people learn stuff

Kind of like Mr Rogers without the guy in the sweater who actually knows stuff

Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2013 07:08 PM (/9IC1)

135 Not looking at us I hope?!?!?! Posted by: ESPN at September 15, 2013 11:06 PM (FIDMq) Since Alabama-Texas A&M is over, you need something to obsess about.

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 07:08 PM (CtSLQ)

136

That rapist therapy seems eerily similar to the Black Communist hate America therapy we're getting.

*spit*

Posted by: torabora at September 15, 2013 07:08 PM (x9LZG)

137 Nope espn just golfs with Obama,

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 15, 2013 07:08 PM (vgd4f)

138 123 Damn! I missed #2, the Astro.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 11:05 PM (T1005)


Same here, I got click happy...that and chitty chitty bang bang fooled me.

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 15, 2013 07:09 PM (FIDMq)

139

saw a grandma with a tie dye peace symbol on her right shoulder blade

 

also tons of middle aged, 50 plus, with tattoos on ankles, shamrocks, roses, etc

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 07:09 PM (zOTsN)

140 Actually take that back, they're on sale at Amazon for a cheaper price at $134.95

Posted by: The dude at September 15, 2013 07:09 PM (vJdyz)

141 62 Does anyone even have the network that McCain's show airs on? Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2013 10:48 PM (LI48c) I have it and watched when they had a "Farscape" marathon. But that is the only thing I watched, haven't seen anything else

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 15, 2013 07:09 PM (RLdcX)

142 "Excuse me while I whip this out" Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2013 11:06 PM (JMmQ9) There was a very tall lady comedienne who would joke about being mistaken for a man. She said she was in the locker room at an exercise club and someone asked her if she belonged there. She said "Excuse me while I whip this out," and the other lady took off screaming, "and left me standing there holding my membership card..."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 15, 2013 07:09 PM (qyfb5)

143 "They'll be sorry when their saggy skin is all mottled." Reminds me of an episode of the show "Sister Sister" Their mother was trying to talk one of the girls out of getting a tattoo and she said "You know that huge tiger on my back?" "Yeah..." "Well that used to be a little bitty kitty" (Yeah I know, it's ridiculously obscure. I told you I have a bizarre memory)

Posted by: Lauren at September 15, 2013 07:10 PM (ELdpj)

144 Today is our 40th wedding anniversary ===  Gaze upon me in wonder


Missus Soze sure can bring it, and has often brung it.  Amen

Posted by: Keyser Soze at September 15, 2013 07:10 PM (omBWL)

145 I was at lunch after church today with the pastor, who's also one of the school's football coaches, and he was saying the exact same thing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 10:58 PM (GEICT)



The biggest challenge being that kids see this shit on TV and emulate it.  Putting the hat down and launching off both legs into the opposing player like that dumbass on my Redskins did twice today...the second time hurting himself, duh.  If the NFL would really punish these hits harshly (not just cash penalties but game suspensions) it might stop reduce these kinds of hits.  But TruckMonkey's suggestion to go back to leather helmets with no facemask is a great solution.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 07:10 PM (Myqtp)

146 Nothing is sadder than a 50 year old bar fly with lower back tats.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 15, 2013 07:10 PM (jucos)

147 A month ago, Pooky and I got matching tattoos. His represents his work in saving the world, mine represents my commitment to him and the sacrifices I've made for his AF career. ("Tell me again why I'm commemorating the loss of my sanity?") The tattoos are on our upper left arms, where a t-shirt would cover if necessary but big enough to be shown off if we so desire. We thought long and hard on it for a year, and I have to say, it's one of the best (and hardest) decisions I've ever made.

Now, the sorority girls that came into the parlor on a whim utterly disgusted me with their "BFF" tattoo ideas. But, as the saying goes: "Stupid is forever."

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 15, 2013 07:10 PM (kMnHs)

148 133 Anybody wanna see MY boob tat??!!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 15, 2013 11:08 PM (xY8+2)



Is your husband's body on display in a museum, somewhere?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 07:11 PM (T1005)

149

Meggy Mac has got to have some tats

 

any idea what they are?  or suggestions?

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 07:11 PM (zOTsN)

150

Underground dinner parties aren't just people inviting friends over for dinner. They are usually random strangers invited to someone's house and they charge a lot of money for the meal and the meals are cooked by professional chefs. At least here they are.

 

 

 

 

I don't know, food trucks annoy me more. But I understand that in this economy it is cheaper for chefs to get a food truck and they do have to meet minimum health department standards so I guess I need to get over the whole "roach coach" idea. I have had awesome food out of food trucks here. gourmet grilled cheese. meat pies. lumpia.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 15, 2013 07:11 PM (RZ8pf)

151 But TruckMonkey's suggestion to go back to leather helmets with no facemask is a great solution. Rugby it is, then.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 15, 2013 07:11 PM (FlRtG)

152 What will Meggie learn next on #RaisingMcCain ? My money is on boob twerking

Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2013 07:12 PM (/9IC1)

153 Posted by: Keyser Soze at September 15, 2013 11:10 PM (omBWL) Congrats to you and the wonderful, fabulous, understanding, and perserverant Mrs. Soze!

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 07:12 PM (CtSLQ)

154 Texans brung it.  Suck it, Bud  Adams.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2013 07:12 PM (BAS5M)

155 What will Meggie learn next on #RaisingMcCain ?

Ordering a tattoo on Amazon.com is a bad idea.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 07:13 PM (xY8+2)

156 Anybody wanna see MY boob tat??!! Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 15, 2013 11:08 PM (xY8+2) Is your husband's body on display in a museum, somewhere? Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 11:11 PM (T1005) He buys her clothes. I'm not joking.

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 07:13 PM (CtSLQ)

157 Good on you and Mrs. Size, Keyser.

Posted by: LadyS at September 15, 2013 07:14 PM (oTXXN)

158 I got 100% on the Defunct Car Quiz. Holy crap. How the hell did that happen? I probably couldn't name 1 out of 10 modern cars.

Posted by: rickl at September 15, 2013 07:14 PM (sdi6R)

159 There is a technique to tackling that has done missing from the pro game.... to it's detriment I believe.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 15, 2013 11:02 PM (jucos)



I would say get out of my head, but you're right and this needs to be shouted from the mountaintops.  To football players at least.  I'd really like to buy you a beer or two sometime I'm back in DC.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 07:14 PM (Myqtp)

160 Rugby it is, then.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 15, 2013 11:11 PM (FlRtG)

_______________

Rugby is a GREAT game.  Those guys are incredible and talented.  Look at their form when they go to contact. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 15, 2013 07:14 PM (jucos)

161 Boy (man) kid got a tatoo. Couldn't hate on it too much, since its the Led Zeppelin zoso. On his wrist. He covers it with a wristwatch when necessary. Still don't approve, though, since I'm a crotchety one.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 07:15 PM (XyrkB)

162  
If I had a booty,
I'd twerk it in the morning,
I'd twerk it in the evening,
All over this land...


Posted by: Mary at September 15, 2013 07:16 PM (1t6nr)

163 156 Anybody wanna see MY boob tat??!!


Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 15, 2013 11:08 PM (xY8+2)


Is your husband's body on display in a museum, somewhere?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 11:11 PM (T1005)


He buys her clothes. I'm not joking.

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 11:13 PM (CtSLQ)



The only two things I want to know about Pelosi is the day she retires from politics, and date she enters into eternal hellfire.....and the sooner I find out, the better-off this country will be.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 07:16 PM (T1005)

164 Miss America was a PC fest. Fine if you have gay judges, but do you really have to tell the audience about it?

Posted by: Reggie 1971 at September 15, 2013 07:16 PM (Eoc5N)

165 Shit. Mrs. Soze, not Mrs. Size! Night, all.

Posted by: LadyS at September 15, 2013 07:16 PM (oTXXN)

166 Hey NC Ref.... like the idea of getting a beer.  How about those Redskins?  Just imagine how good they'd be if they suited up for the first half!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 15, 2013 07:17 PM (jucos)

167 Posted by: LadyS at September 15, 2013 11:16 PM (oTXXN) LadyS! *MWAH!*

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 07:17 PM (CtSLQ)

168 If I had a booty,
I'd twerk it in the morning,
I'd twerk it in the evening,
All over this land...
Posted by: Mary at September 15, 2013 11:16 PM (1t6nr)

I told you we should have never let her out of the house.

Posted by: Peter and Paul at September 15, 2013 07:17 PM (xY8+2)

169

 "The subtext of all tattoos:" "Ask me about my parents' divorce."    

 

My brothers (Thing1 and Thing2) and I are all inked. Our parents were happily married for 45yrs when my mom passed away.  Hubbymayhem? Inked, parents happily married until death parted them. 

 "On women, tattoos often seem to imply: "Pay attention to me because I, obviously, make poor choices, so you might get lucky."

 

 

Ummmm........ Nope!  Only been with 2 men ever.  I married both of them. Lost one to cancer when we were both 30yrs old.  6yrs of lonesome later, I met, fell for, and married hubbymayhem.  No hookups or one nite stands, not slutting around.  Only let this feller close when I was certain he could and would love my son like his own. 

 

 

Posted by: madamemayhem at September 15, 2013 07:17 PM (S2RnE)

170 161 if I ever did get a tattoo, it would be that. I remember writing it on my highschool notebooks enough times.

Posted by: Reggie 1971 at September 15, 2013 07:18 PM (Eoc5N)

171

So, no free throw / jump  shot mastery in basketball, no  tackling mastery   in football,  the boys of summer are juicing, and NASCAR has been sanitized and homogenized.

 

I feel so damned old. 

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2013 07:19 PM (BAS5M)

172 159 There is a technique to tackling that has done missing from the pro game.... to it's detriment I believe.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 15, 2013 11:02 PM (jucos)



I would say get out of my head, but you're right and this needs to be shouted from the mountaintops. To football players at least. I'd really like to buy you a beer or two sometime I'm back in DC.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 11:14 PM (Myqtp)

 

My dad has been bitching about poor tackling for years.  I also remember being in junior high football and in the locker room was a very big poster saying don't lead with your head.  If the NFL were actually serious they would make things much more strict with regards to tackling, and the fines and penalties they hand out.  Will never happen.  And that is also why guys are able to break 3-4 "tackles" during a play.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2013 07:19 PM (LI48c)

173 Oh, I have been waiting to talk about this. Nancy Pelosi's boobs are always resting around her elbows! I don't care how old you are, there are foundation garments for that! She takes measures such as lethal amounts of Botox, yet can't go to Nordstrom to be fitted for a proper brassiere?

Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 07:19 PM (XyrkB)

174 Hi, Vendette! Good to see you. I know: lady points lost now. But hey, I'm peeved that I apparently missed Gingy And weirddave at the MD Renaissance Faire this weekend. Really, good night all, this time. Praying for CarolT's brother Paul and MoeRon tonight.

Posted by: LadyS at September 15, 2013 07:21 PM (oTXXN)

175 How the hell do you miss a Packard? Like anything else in the world looked like a Packard. Well, except for about two generations of Soviet limousines.

Raymond Loewy, who'd know, called Russian limos "Drakcap".

Sickening, before WWII Packard was one of the most beautiful cars in the world. They parked with the Deusies; Cads pulled over for them to pass, and had to wave first. And Packard made the PT boat engines, most of the Merlins, and the first diesel airplane. They just couldn't build a small car.

Once fenders became part of the bodywork, a bathtub Nash looked good by comparison. Front end looked like a cartoon face of "not being able to make up your mind." Right at the end, the Caribbean was sharp, but had (again, Loewy) way too much grille. Torsion bar suspension, terrific interior, v.good (but, natch, heavy) V8 engine.

After the "merger," the Packard version of the Hawk was something you'd never forget. One way or the other. 

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 15, 2013 07:21 PM (JNUY4)

176 Posted by: madamemayhem at September 15, 2013 11:17 PM (S2RnE) Someone else called their brothers "Thing"s!!!!!!! Madam, blessings upon you for two great dads for your son and for your principles.

Posted by: Vendette has two brothers at September 15, 2013 07:21 PM (CtSLQ)

177 Well guess no need to watch the Miss America bs. Thanks east coast morons, saved me the brain bleach.

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 15, 2013 07:22 PM (vgd4f)

178 I am dumbfounded by how many defensive backfield types leave their feet before their tackling target is even close.  The Redskins backfield had probably 20 missed tackles just today.  Horrible.  Pro tip.  If you are in the backfield and you are trying to tackle while on your knees or supine?  You're doing it wrong. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 15, 2013 07:22 PM (jucos)

179 Willing to bet that without even looking, many/most of the "defunct cars" are:

- Ford Edsel
- Chevrolet Corvair
- Ford Pinto
- AMC Gremlin
- Pontiac Aztek

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 07:23 PM (xY8+2)

180 171 Count de Monet. What the hell are you, you will have no opinion and like it!

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 15, 2013 07:24 PM (vgd4f)

181

About the only ones I can't stand are the the Sydney Leathers type, or just the giant wings on the back, or the girls that decide to ruin their boobs with a giant tat right across the middle of their chest.


I loved formal military dinners because you got to see a parade of E-4s bringing in their girlfriends who all wore backless dresses to show off their angel wings.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 07:25 PM (lr3d7)

182 179 Willing to bet that without even looking, many/most of the "defunct cars" are:

- Ford Edsel
- Chevrolet Corvair
- Ford Pinto
- AMC Gremlin
- Pontiac Aztek

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 11:23 PM (xY8+2)


Back of the class...you fail

Posted by: Red Shirt at September 15, 2013 07:26 PM (FIDMq)

183 Seahawks up 12 zip in the 3rd. Heh.

Posted by: Bookie at September 15, 2013 07:26 PM (1t6nr)

184 Oh, I have been waiting to talk about this. Nancy Pelosi's boobs are always resting around her elbows! I don't care how old you are, there are foundation garments for that! She takes measures such as lethal amounts of Botox, yet can't go to Nordstrom to be fitted for a proper brassiere? Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 11:19 PM (XyrkB) Talk to her hubby for the clothes in all shapes and forms. I lament the slip problem among those 30 and younger.

Posted by: Vendette has two brothers at September 15, 2013 07:26 PM (CtSLQ)

185 100% on the car quiz, Free upgrade from cardboard to cheese membership right?

Posted by: DaveA at September 15, 2013 07:27 PM (DL2i+)

186 News flash: I did not make the top 10 or the top 10. This may be all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - argyle at September 15, 2013 07:27 PM (U13jb)

187 anyone see where Al Queda is not fighting agains the FSA? you can't make this up

Posted by: hack at September 15, 2013 07:27 PM (CwqiX)

188 Both these QBs are gonna need a lot of time in the ice bath tomorrow.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 07:28 PM (GEICT)

189 I loved formal military dinners because you got to see a parade of E-4s bringing in their girlfriends who all wore backless dresses to show off their angel wings. Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 11:25 PM (lr3d7) I've never seen my newly-minted O-5 (USN) in his dress uniform. I'd like to.

Posted by: Vendette has two brothers at September 15, 2013 07:28 PM (CtSLQ)

190 I lament the slip problem among those 30 and younger.

Posted by: Vendette has two brothers at September 15, 2013 11:26 PM (CtSLQ)



It's a feature not a bug.  yeah I'm a perv and denounce myself blah blah blah

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 07:29 PM (Myqtp)

191

Thanks Vendette!  I have a thing about folks who constantly judge everyone by ink.  Just 'cause I wear ink does not mean I'm a barfly with a tramp stamp.  Hubby and I got the tats as a wedding gift to one another. 

And yeh, my boy spawn got two awesome dads. He was only 2and a half when his biological died but the newer model is top notch and the kid calls him dad. Acts just like the man sometimes too.

I have call the brothers thing one and thing two for years.  I also call them something else.  My dads name is Larry.  I have been known to introduce pop and the boys with " This is my dad Larry.  And my brothers Daryl and Daryl."

They don't find that as amusing as I do. Odd that really.

Posted by: madamemayhem at September 15, 2013 07:30 PM (S2RnE)

192
I've never seen my newly-minted O-5 (USN) in his dress uniform. I'd like to.

Posted by: Vendette has two brothers at September 15, 2013 11:28 PM (CtSLQ)



I loved an excuse to put on my blues, with blue suspenders and a black bow tie (a real bow tie, not one of those clip-on monstrosities!).

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 07:31 PM (lr3d7)

193 179 Willing to bet that without even looking, many/most of the "defunct cars" are:

- Ford Edsel
- Chevrolet Corvair
- Ford Pinto
- AMC Gremlin
- Pontiac Aztek

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 11:23 PM (xY8+2)



Looks like you're 0 for 5, there. It wasn't even that -- they had a pic, then the model name, and three choices for make....and the pic was from somewhere odd in the model's evolution, not the most iconic version.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 07:31 PM (T1005)

194 And I have three. A claddagh on my left ring finger for my wife. A shamrock on the left shoulder blade and a cross on the right shoulder blade, both done in celtic knot work, for the drunken midgets.

Posted by: BCochran1981

 

 

_____________Hmmm, so you're Irish?  LOL

 

Do you know where your Cochran's came from in IRE?  Mine were from Donegal, back in the 1700's.  I'd like to trace them further, but it's dicey back that far. 

Posted by: The Farmer at September 15, 2013 07:32 PM (eBupg)

195 Okay, so I'm lousy with cars. There's a reason why I want a Honda Fit. #1 reason: Hondas are generally maintenance-free for the first seven years. ;-)

Also, could I ask the Horde for some advice? Making Manwiches for dinner tonight. Think of me as a 47-year-old latchkey kid. Any ideas on how to sexy 'em up? Tabasco? Cumin? Cheese? Shredded NSA documents?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 07:33 PM (xY8+2)

196 Hmmm, so you're Irish? LOLDo you know where your Cochran's came from in IRE? Mine were from Donegal, back in the 1700's. I'd like to trace them further, but it's dicey back that far. Posted by: The Farmer at September 15, 2013 11:32 PM (eBupg) My grandfather had our family traced back. All the way, supposedly, to the village we came from. Which of course I can't remember right now. One of these days I'm gonna pay the money for ancestry.com.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 07:34 PM (GEICT)

197

Oh, come on! Let the F*ing Russians have Syria. Eat that dog food Russia. You made it, now eat it!

If every Syrian somehow found a sheet in their cell tonight and hung themselves, would one hand clap in the forest or anything ... ahhh, No !

Let's not get stuuupid and start giving a rats-ass now, at this late date, when it benefits the communist leaders of this country and the communist leaders  of Russia, for Christ sake! Let's just find a way to F* this Barack guy  and all of his friends and allies , like, continuously. No quarter!

 

Posted by: and irresolute at September 15, 2013 07:35 PM (RqHWH)

198 The retarded thing about this tattoo dustup is that the ONT is just as likely to showcase an article complaining about the "pussification" of our military, Tattoo Policy Change Edition. For those of you who don't know, forearm tats are on the way out. But all those veteran NCOs forming the backbone of our combat arms were insane and/or terrible decision makers, right? Is conservatism schizophrenic?

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 15, 2013 07:35 PM (YNK3y)

199 You scored 100% Fun Fact: 3650 other people have taken this quiz with an average score of 78%

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 15, 2013 07:35 PM (DmNpO)

200  
  Good evening, good people.  Discussing tattoos, I see.

   Got no opinion on them--a major turnoff for me is hardware stuck in lips, eyebrows and such.

    Disgusting.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 15, 2013 07:36 PM (SAMxH)

201 >>>Also, could I ask the Horde for some advice? Making Manwiches for dinner tonight. Think of me as a 47-year-old latchkey kid. Any ideas on how to sexy 'em up? Tabasco? Cumin? Cheese? Shredded NSA documents?

Lots and lots of chopped garlic.

Posted by: mmm mmm good at September 15, 2013 07:36 PM (1t6nr)

202 195 Okay, so I'm lousy with cars. There's a reason why I want a Honda Fit. #1 reason: Hondas are generally maintenance-free for the first seven years. ;-)

Also, could I ask the Horde for some advice? Making Manwiches for dinner tonight. Think of me as a 47-year-old latchkey kid. Any ideas on how to sexy 'em up? Tabasco? Cumin? Cheese? Shredded NSA documents?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 11:33 PM (xY8+2)



I do a jiffy-lube every time my 1000's are divisible by 3, and my Accord has well-over 200K miles.



Go with the cheese.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 07:36 PM (T1005)

203 *NCOs who got them

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 15, 2013 07:36 PM (YNK3y)

204 100% for the cars..., but then, I was there for them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 15, 2013 07:37 PM (aDwsi)

205 Madamemayhem, I also hate when jokes like that are not gotten! WTF is wrong with people! I wasn't around during Amos and Andy, or Laurel and Hardy, etc. but I can get the jokes. Ugh. Unbelievable, though, that your joke doesn't fly. If I were there, you would have me laughing.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 07:37 PM (XyrkB)

206 Field goal attempt coming up.  Woo hoo!

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 07:37 PM (Myqtp)

207 That rapist story is the funniest thing i have read all week. Maybe they should have gone to the equestrian therapy *first*, then I am sure he would have been fine.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 15, 2013 07:38 PM (zZJJp)

208 It's a feature not a bug. yeah I'm a perv and denounce myself blah blah blah Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 11:29 PM (Myqtp) I don't care if your skirt is black, blue, brown, white, or whatever! Check before you wear! (Sorry, I'm no fun)

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 07:38 PM (CtSLQ)

209 199 You scored 100%

Fun Fact: 3650 other people have taken this quiz with an average score of 78%

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 15, 2013 11:35 PM (DmNpO)



Half of them from this blog. The ones who comment got 100% or missed one....the lurkers, well.......

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 07:38 PM (T1005)

210 Miss America was a PC fest. Fine if you have gay judges, but do you really have to tell the audience about it? Posted by: Reggie 1971 at September 15, 2013 11:16 PM (Eoc5N) Of course, darling, just so long as you shout it from the rooftops so everyone can realize how absolutely fabulous the judges' dresses are!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 15, 2013 07:39 PM (XdnQT)

211 Nothing says, 'I'm a hipster jerk, look at me' like those large thimbles in the ear lobes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 15, 2013 07:39 PM (aDwsi)

212 Boy (man) kid got a tatoo. Couldn't hate on it too much, since its the Led Zeppelin zoso. On his wrist. He covers it with a wristwatch when necessary. Still don't approve, though, since I'm a crotchety one. Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 11:15 PM It's 2013. Your boy got the Led Zep zoso tat under his watch-band. Do any of his contemporaries recognize the "zoso" symbol? You done good, Kalneva. Defiance with respect. The zoso thingie is, what, pushing forty years old now? And he can hide it? Bonus plus. I'm not a tattoo fan, but what-evs. I'm not in favor of anyone under 35yoa getting one. Kalneva, IMHO, he got the zaso tat to defy you and at the same time to honor you. Defy you as in "I'm getting a tat"; and honoring you as in "is the Led Zep zoso OK?" But what do I know? Mine are not of that age yet, I probably have much to learn

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2013 07:39 PM (JMmQ9)

213 207 That rapist story is the funniest thing i have read all week.
Maybe they should have gone to the equestrian therapy *first*, then I am sure he would have been fine.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 15, 2013 11:38 PM (zZJJp)



I completely agree.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at September 15, 2013 07:40 PM (T1005)

214 (Sorry, I'm no fun)

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 11:38 PM (CtSLQ)



No, you're right of course.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 07:40 PM (Myqtp)

215 >>> 45 Missed the Packard. Because of your hint, I got 100%

Posted by: fluffy at September 15, 2013 07:40 PM (z9HTb)

216 qdpsteve, this was accidental on a vacation. Hot dogs, with manwich made the regular way, the boys loved. Like a chili dog. If you have weiners lying around, and buns.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 07:41 PM (XyrkB)

217 yay, new trailer for Sekai de Ichiban Tsuyoku Naritai!
http://youtu.be/ZC5P8lRD-X0

Posted by: The Dude at September 15, 2013 07:41 PM (vJdyz)

218 Hey Kalneva!  I think they get the joke but dislike being compared to the original "Daryl and Daryl".  They deserve that shit though. They spent several yrs referring to me as MadameStalin.  Assholes.  I'm the most conservative of the three of us.  That's a hard earned award too. Those guys are gun totin, veteran, bikers.  It doesn't get more conservative than our family.

Posted by: madamemayhem at September 15, 2013 07:41 PM (S2RnE)

219 One of these days I'm gonna pay the money for ancestry.com. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 11:34 PM (GEICT) Be ready to accept some interesting results. My brother traced us back to Belfast and some court proceedings about questionable ownership of property, and decided he learned enough

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 15, 2013 07:43 PM (XdnQT)

220 No, you're right of course. Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 11:40 PM (Myqtp) I will rant some more: Your skirt is white! What were you thinking!?!?!?! Honey, I made some bad fashion choices when I was younger, but I didn't have to question the need for a slip! *Shoves bourbon through the USB port for NC Ref*

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 07:43 PM (CtSLQ)

221 Is that that ski-babe Lindsey Vonn or is that  Tigers other  girlfriend Meghan?  I  would  prefer Lindsey  I think, she has a bad knee, and a bad ass too ... but that's another story ... ,  and probably can't swing a club as hard as I dodge down the driveway...

Posted by: and irresolute at September 15, 2013 07:43 PM (RqHWH)

222 My brother traced us back to Belfast and some court proceedings about questionable ownership of property, and decided he learned enough Posted by: Hrothgar at September 15, 2013 11:43 PM (XdnQT) Ha! Nah, that wouldn't bother me. I mean, if I found out that someone in our past was some kind of mass murderer or serial rapist....that would be rough. But even then, I'm not responsible for other people's actions.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 07:45 PM (GEICT)

223 212, Alton, you got it right. He's a damn fine kid. He likes all our music, and has turned us on to some good music, too. Wish everyone's kid was as good. Bias admitted.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 07:46 PM (XyrkB)

224 I completely agree. Posted by: Catherine the Great at September 15, 2013 11:40 PM (T1005) Why, hello there!

Posted by: Mister Ed at September 15, 2013 07:46 PM (Vk2pI)

225 Posted by: and irresolute at September 15, 2013 11:43 PM (RqHWH) Those legs... http://tinyurl.com/kf3jlhp

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 15, 2013 07:47 PM (YNK3y)

226 >>>: "The only difference between tattooed people and non-tattooed people is tattooed people don't care if you are not tattooed." Kind of like pot smokers on the internet.

Posted by: fluffy at September 15, 2013 07:47 PM (z9HTb)

227
    Was tooling through a fascinating web site earlier named English Russia.

     It's a blog chronicling all things Russian.  They have archives going back to the dissolution of the USSR.

    One of the most interesting things is the number of military bases that were absolutely abandoned--as in literally walked away from.

    There are pics of fighters that were front line at the time, simply sitting on concrete runways, deteriorating.  No effort at all made for preservation.  Along with trucks, barracks, etc just rotting away.  I had NO idea they had so much stuff.


Posted by: irongrampa at September 15, 2013 07:47 PM (SAMxH)

228 A fellow sharing my (real-world assumed) last name became the most celebrated serial killer in Australia. We're not related, but I let folks think so.

Maybe I should get a tattoo. For the children.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 15, 2013 07:47 PM (JNUY4)

229 Saw some girl at a game with a huge Broccoli surrounded by other vegetables in the middle of her chest. I must could not stop looking at it. Why Broccoli?

Posted by: Patrick at September 15, 2013 07:48 PM (b6koZ)

230 Just finished Breaking Bad.

Walt is "letting it burn".

I think that's apt.

Posted by: EC at September 15, 2013 07:49 PM (doBIb)

231 Where did he get the bag, and what kind of horses were they going to ride? I'll kill ya' if you don't let me ride the white horse! ... oh God, where do they leave their brains? The gene pool has been protected once again.

Posted by: and irresolute at September 15, 2013 07:49 PM (RqHWH)

232 I'm fine with tats on anyone except for my daughter...

Posted by: The Last One at September 15, 2013 07:49 PM (8HiDF)

233 So who won Miss America? Anyone?

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 15, 2013 07:49 PM (vgd4f)

234 Evenin' all. Back from vacation, with a loss of two pounds. Wtf. I never had will-power before?!?

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 07:50 PM (6TV0b)

235 My tattoo is a small flowery vine. Tiny really.  The boy spawn has some artistic skills and drew for me a heart with a crown and wings.  The crown is for hubby, the wings are for the boy and girl spawn.  I haven't got that one yet. Gotta find someone who will follow the boys design.

Posted by: madamemayhem at September 15, 2013 07:51 PM (S2RnE)

236 Why Broccoli? /// I would be motivated to stare at her rack for precisely the same reason.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 15, 2013 07:51 PM (YNK3y)

237 121 118 the dinner party thing is weird to me, because they have been doing that in the Seattle area for close to 15 years now. So there smug elitist New Yorkers, you aren't on the cutting edge of hip cool dining trends after all assholes. Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at September 15, 2013 11:02 PM (RZ8pf) And why regulate it? Are they afraid somebody will get a piece of lukewarm chicken? Posted by: joncelli at September 15, 2013 11:04 PM (s7oCT) Nope. The government is worried they aren't getting the meals/sales tax.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac in the OBX at September 15, 2013 07:51 PM (fC5if)

238 Saw some girl at a game with a huge Broccoli surrounded by other vegetables in the middle of her chest. I must could not stop looking at it. Why Broccoli? Posted by: Patrick at September 15, 2013 11:48 PM (b6koZ) It has iron. You need iron to donate blood. You should eat broccoli, spinach, and beef for the next few days and drink lots of water, too. Then you need to march yourself to the nearest blood donor center.

Posted by: Vendette is a blood donor at September 15, 2013 07:51 PM (CtSLQ)

239 >>> Why Broccoli?

Vegan?

Posted by: mmm mmm good at September 15, 2013 07:51 PM (1t6nr)

240 *Shoves bourbon through the USB port for NC Ref*

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 11:43 PM (CtSLQ)



Mmmm free USB bourbon.  My favorite!  You realize, however, that I'll now have to spend much of the night searching the internets for photo and video evidence to prove your point.  Because I care. 

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 07:52 PM (Myqtp)

241 "I'm less concerned about style points" is the new "I meant to do that"

Posted by: stuiec at September 15, 2013 07:52 PM (G/C31)

242 Madamemayhem, did you or anyone you know participate in the ride on D.C.. The media downplayed that to "perfection". Never has such a significant thing been so ignored. The juxtaposition of the twenty people who showed up for the Muslim thing, compared to the roar of those thousands of bikers!

Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 07:52 PM (XyrkB)

243 Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 11:15 PM Just think, if you approved he would be tat free.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 07:52 PM (6TV0b)

244 Ha! Nah, that wouldn't bother me. I mean, if I found out that someone in our past was some kind of mass murderer or serial rapist....that would be rough. But even then, I'm not responsible for other people's actions. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 11:45 PM (GEICT) I might be related to one of the Lincoln assignation conspirators. Also my G G G Great Grandfather Marched with Sherman and burned Atlanta to the ground.

Posted by: Patrick at September 15, 2013 07:53 PM (b6koZ)

245 233 So who won Miss America? Anyone? Posted by: lou's a girl at September 15, 2013 11:49 PM (vgd4f) Miss NY

Posted by: Ma Bell at September 15, 2013 07:53 PM (RLdcX)

246 I think I just got a bad case of Boltzmanns Brains! Yikes! Quick, Brad, cut my arm off!! ... no, no, not the one that looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!!

Posted by: and irresolute at September 15, 2013 07:53 PM (RqHWH)

247 Now that's how you make a tackle.  Head up and wrap up.  Aldon Smith, role model.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 07:54 PM (Myqtp)

248 Thanks for the Manwich tips everyone! ;-)

Also, it's not applicable tonight but something I've always wondered about. If a woman makes your Manwich sandwiches for you, are they still Manwiches? Womynwiches? Transwiches? Cis-genderedwiches? The whole liberal zeitgeist nowadays has me so dang confused.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 07:54 PM (xY8+2)

249 Heh. Doing genealogical research, I discovered that some direct ancestors had been investigated by Parliament for some seamy political shenanigans, specifically vote-buying. It explained why we have some Democrats in the family, they are the bad seed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 15, 2013 07:54 PM (aDwsi)

250 229 Saw some girl at a game with a huge Broccoli surrounded by other vegetables in the middle of her chest. I must could not stop looking at it. Why Broccoli?

Posted by: Patrick at September 15, 2013 11:48 PM (b6koZ)



She wants to appear in a James Bond film?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 07:54 PM (T1005)

251 Girls with Tats on the chest is so damn ugly.

Posted by: Patrick at September 15, 2013 07:55 PM (b6koZ)

252 232 I'm fine with tats on anyone except for my daughter... Posted by: The Last One at September 15, 2013 11:49 PM (8HiDF) yes. or anyone she dates, (exception if in the military or a sailor)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 15, 2013 07:55 PM (zZJJp)

253 Mmmm free USB bourbon. My favorite! You realize, however, that I'll now have to spend much of the night searching the internets for photo and video evidence to prove your point. Because I care. Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 11:52 PM (Myqtp) Drink the bourbon, brush, floss, and go to bed happy.

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 07:55 PM (CtSLQ)

254 Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 11:52 PM (XyrkB) What bikers in DC?

Posted by: HrothgarJournalist par excellence at September 15, 2013 07:56 PM (XdnQT)

255 Also my G G G Great Grandfather Marched with Sherman and burned Atlanta to the ground. Posted by: Patrick
-----------------

I've been looking for you....

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 15, 2013 07:56 PM (aDwsi)

256 Miss NY Posted by: Ma Bell at September 15, 2013 11:53 PM (RLdcX) Huh. So I guess no outburst about being a lesbian was necessary.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 07:56 PM (GEICT)

257 Thanks Ma Bell. Who woulda thunk it?!

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 15, 2013 07:56 PM (vgd4f)

258 Wing Stop has a side called bourbon baked beans. Don't know if they contain any actual bourbon but man are they good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 07:56 PM (xY8+2)

259 Drink the bourbon, brush, floss, and go to bed happy.

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 11:55 PM (CtSLQ)


Yes, Coach.  After the game, of course.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 07:57 PM (Myqtp)

260 or anyone she dates, (exception if in the military or a sailor) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 15, 2013 11:55 PM (zZJJp) ???????????

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 07:57 PM (CtSLQ)

261 In Mandalorian Battle Armor, no one can see your ink. http://bit.ly/16wcnrt

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at September 15, 2013 07:58 PM (qyfb5)

262 RWC @ 243 - you do realize you wrote MOROP LABS?

Posted by: Butch at September 15, 2013 07:58 PM (EV3Uf)

263 Madamemayhem, did you or anyone you know participate in the ride on D.C.. The media downplayed that to "perfection". Never has such a significant thing been so ignored. The juxtaposition of the twenty people who showed up for the Muslim thing, compared to the roar of those thousands of bikers! Posted by: Kalneva
---------

While riding north up into Virginia this weekend, I met a *lot* of Southbound Harley riders.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 15, 2013 07:58 PM (aDwsi)

264 >>> Why Broccoli? Vegan? Posted by: mmm mmm good at September 15, 2013 11:51 PM (1t6nr) "She's as cold as ice... paradise... and the feeling... was A-nice..." There's a lady I know If I didn't know her She'd be the la-tay I didn't know. And my lady, she went downtown She bought some ber-ra-ccoli She brought it ho-ome... She's chop'in broccoli Chop'in brocco-li Chop'in brocco-la Chop'in brocco-laa-aa She's chop'in brocco-lay Chop'in brocco-lay She's chop-eah-un! Chop'in brocco-loco -lay -eaa -eaa -eaa--eeee She's chopin broccoli She chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin she chopin Ch ch ch ch ch ch ta ta ta ta the bra-co-li-i She's chopin brrrrraaaaiiiii She's chop she's chop broccoli She's chopin beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted by: The Broccoli Hat at September 15, 2013 07:58 PM (Vk2pI)

265 Kinda weird, no? NY who would despise a beauty pageant but thier girl wins it. Let me guess, her platform is abortion until age of 18?

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 15, 2013 07:59 PM (vgd4f)

266 @ 249.

Yeah, you gotta hope for a few black sheep in da family. Criminals and miscreants are the ones who make the papers and leave copious court records.

Posted by: dissent555 at September 15, 2013 07:59 PM (yR6A1)

267 I always wondered why nobody tried to start a pro Rugby league? For one they could not run commercials every second

Posted by: Patrick at September 15, 2013 08:00 PM (b6koZ)

268 Yes, Coach. After the game, of course. Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 11:57 PM (Myqtp) This coach has to go to bed. Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 08:01 PM (CtSLQ)

269

We didn't get the memo until too late to arrange going.  Planning on going next yr.  The media (spit) just straight up ignored it. And the traffic cams? Holy shit! Not one fucking bike in sight on the cams.  One showed the same fucking truck making the same turn over and over and another showed snow on the ground.

One of the commenters on the FB page said she called her congress critter office and asked the drone on the phone if they heard the bikes and the drone said "Oh yeah we....uhh no! No! We don't know what you're talking about".

Even Fox news pretty much ignored the whole thing.  Did a 30 second blurb about it and didn't even mention the FACT that even the D.C. police said there were between 1.0 and 1.2 MILLION bikes there. 

Someone mobilized 1.2 MILLION patriots to march on D.C. in less than a month and the damned media shut down any talk about it. Anyone who thinks the media is NOT the biggest reason why we keep losing elections needs to think again.

Posted by: madamemayhem at September 15, 2013 08:01 PM (S2RnE)

270 Thank you, thank you. SNL was great back then.

Posted by: Dana Carvey at September 15, 2013 08:03 PM (1t6nr)

271 What did Obama lose besides "style points"?  While I've long suspected that The Won was taking it up the poop chute from his "bodyguard and best buddy" Reggie Love, that may not be the case.  If so, then what Obama lost--besides style points--this week was the hymen on his heinie.  Because Putin cornholed him like a low grade rent boy from the London streets.   Bye bye to The Bamster's heinie hymen.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 15, 2013 08:03 PM (RZP0w)

272 Yeah, you gotta hope for a few black sheep in da family. Posted by: dissent555 at September 15, 2013 11:59 PM (yR6A1) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_Zy1MecH9Q

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 15, 2013 08:03 PM (Vk2pI)

273 160 Rugby it is, then. Posted by: Arbalest at September 15, 2013 11:11 PM (FlRtG) _______________ Rugby is a GREAT game. Those guys are incredible and talented. Look at their form when they go to contact. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 15, 2013 11:14 PM (jucos) The reason why rugby players tackle much more differently than football players is that in football, all you need to do is knock the player to the ground. In rugby, you need to take the player to the ground and control him.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac in the OBX at September 15, 2013 08:04 PM (fC5if)

274 Posted by: madamemayhem at September 16, 2013 12:01 AM (S2RnE) Wow, I would have thought that impossible. I guess not.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 15, 2013 08:04 PM (YNK3y)

275 Night All, God Bless

Posted by: lou's a girl at September 15, 2013 08:04 PM (vgd4f)

276 Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 11:54 PM (xY8+2) I blame you for,even giving me the idea to look this shit up. FFS people. A woman who doesn't dream of having children and devoting her life to them is not a real woman. She is a machine. An intimidating machine created to emasculate men. God forbid they lose touch with their precious cock, after all. I suppose I shouldn't complain about the MANwich campaign from HP sauce - I mean, after all, at least they're not expecting a woman to make it for them anymore, right? That should make it okay. Well, guess what. It doesn't make it okay. It excludes women because only MEN can enjoy a MANWICH.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 08:05 PM (6TV0b)

277 "Style points"?


Lordy, Barry O really is living in his own little world, isn't he?

Posted by: dissent555 at September 15, 2013 08:05 PM (yR6A1)

278 Check out the Facebook page for 2Million Bikers to D.C. There are some awesome pics and videos and some great stories.  Some of these folks rode in from the west coast and are still riding to get back home.

Posted by: madamemayhem at September 15, 2013 08:06 PM (S2RnE)

279 250 229
Saw some girl at a game with a huge Broccoli surrounded by other
vegetables in the middle of her chest. I must could not stop looking at
it. Why Broccoli?

Posted by: Patrick at September 15, 2013 11:48 PM (b6koZ)


She wants to appear in a James Bond film?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 11:54 PM (T1005)



OK, be that way. "Cubby" Broccoli produced most of the Bond films -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_R._Broccoli .

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 08:07 PM (T1005)

280 262 RWC @ 243 - you do realize you wrote MOROP LABS? Posted by: Butch at September 15, 2013 11:58 PM (EV3Uf) Majority here sees double 99 percent of the time so I am ok with it. (Closest I could get with the iPad widgets)

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 08:07 PM (6TV0b)

281 Posted by: madamemayhem at September 16, 2013 12:01 AM (S2RnE) Good thing the US media is unbiased, or one might get the impression they were trying (and succeeding) in controlling the "news".

Posted by: HrothgarJournalist par excellence at September 15, 2013 08:08 PM (XdnQT)

282 100% on car quiz.  I love my Sennheiser noise cancellers

Posted by: Joe at September 15, 2013 08:08 PM (8Prb7)

283 Holy shitballs. I knew the bikers had a good turnout, but I had no idea it was 1Million+. Beautiful.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 08:08 PM (GEICT)

284 ςqδן πωɹωɯ - ɔʍɹ

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 08:09 PM (6TV0b)

285 ??????????? Posted by: Vendette at September 15, 2013 11:57 PM (CtSLQ) I have no problem with military tattoos, and i guess there is a tradition for people that go to sea, but i hate the tattoos kids get today. tattoo as symbol of something is fine, tattoo as portable art, or wanna be tough guy is just sad.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 15, 2013 08:09 PM (zZJJp)

286 We also managed to totally ignore a million person march in DC about Right to Life or something a few years ago, can't remember for certain because it went down the memory hole so fast.

Posted by: Media Establishment at September 15, 2013 08:09 PM (1t6nr)

287 Drunken fruit juice guy should be toilet papered into his chair. Fellow drunkards, how is everyone doing this fine evening?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:09 PM (dK34c)

288 "It's a blog chronicling all things Russian. They have archives going back to the dissolution of the USSR. "

Oooh, that was like 1991, right?
May as well have been last week...

Posted by: navybrat at September 15, 2013 08:10 PM (0OlZi)

289 RWC: nice find. Let me guess: Amanda Marcotte?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 08:10 PM (xY8+2)

290 Holy shitballs. I knew the bikers had a good turnout, but I had no idea it was 1Million+.


Bikers?  What?

Oh, and stand by for our five-part series on the cultural implications of the huge resurgence of the Coffee Party.  They're up to 16 members now.

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Integrity at September 15, 2013 08:11 PM (bC7sW)

291 267 I always wondered why nobody tried to start a pro Rugby league? For one they could not run commercials every second Posted by: Patrick at September 16, 2013 12:00 AM (b6koZ) In the US? There is a small pro league, but it is more like semi-pro. Not a lot of interest in it here, it is probably like soccer was back in the 60's, mostly a college sport. Worldwide there are lots of pro leagues. The Premeirship and Celtic leagues in the UK and Ireland are real big. The Super 14 league is huge in the southern hemisphere as it has teams from New Zealand, Australia, and South Africa.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac in the OBX at September 15, 2013 08:11 PM (fC5if)

292 G'night Vendette!



And rugby tackles should be the goal for football tackles...wrap em up and take em down.  I hate watching guys dive in for the knees and whiff.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 08:11 PM (Myqtp)

293 The fun thing is the video of oblabo and the wookie at the pentagon there is a part of it where you can hear the roar of those bikes.  That was not shown on the news either.

Posted by: madamemayhem at September 15, 2013 08:12 PM (S2RnE)

294
tattoo as symbol of something is fine, tattoo as portable art, or wanna be tough guy is just sad.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 16, 2013 12:09 AM (zZJJp)



I had a friend who is a famous tattoo artist in LA. She says people getting flash can often be a Jackass trying to turn itself into a zebra. But people who get a lot of ink thats custom and nice usually have a reason beyond "I wanna look cool." 


I have a large piece of custom ink, but when i am dressed you cannot see it.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at September 15, 2013 08:12 PM (r7Ddb)

295 287 Drunken fruit juice guy should be toilet papered into his chair.

Fellow drunkards, how is everyone doing this fine evening?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 16, 2013 12:09 AM (dK34c)




*Hic*

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 08:12 PM (T1005)

296 Hello, Horde!

Just got back from taking my daughter and granddaughter back to Texas.  Miss them already...hell, I started missing them before I got a mile away.

Now, the lightning round....
Got 92% on the car quiz.  Missed the Packard.
Tats?  Get 'em if you want 'em.  I don't want 'em, so I don't have 'em.
NFL:  Sorry, just don't care.
EC, your wife is still gorgeous.
And, since I just realized I've never said it here....Obama is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at September 15, 2013 08:14 PM (5J54Q)

297 I have a large piece of custom ink, but when i am dressed you cannot see it. Ohhhh, it kinda peeks out.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:14 PM (dK34c)

298 My grandfather had our family traced back. All the way, supposedly, to the village we came from. Which of course I can't remember right now.

One of these days I'm gonna pay the money for ancestry.com.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 15, 2013 11:34 PM

 

 

________I tried to find your email on your excellent website, but failed.  It's late and I've a few beers, well tequila too.  I'm off work tomorrow .

 

Let's keep in touch on tracking down the Cochran clan.

 

Regards,

Terence (good Irish name) 

Posted by: The Farmer at September 15, 2013 08:14 PM (eBupg)

299 Fellow drunkards, how is everyone doing this fine evening?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 16, 2013 12:09 AM (dK34c)



Getting drunkarder on my one day off this month.  Hey bebe, hope you're doing well.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 08:15 PM (Myqtp)

300 Gushka!

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 08:15 PM (T1005)

301 This shit is gonna turn, I can feel it. How the fuck are we to feel outnumbered? MFM can't withhold the truth forever. Even North Koreans know they're being lied to.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 08:15 PM (XyrkB)

302 Posted by: cthulhu Coothie!!!!! So whats the plan for your and the bh's trip down here?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:16 PM (dK34c)

303 289 RWC: nice find. Let me guess: Amanda Marcotte? Posted by: qdpsteve at September 16, 2013 12:10 AM (xY8+2) No, just a blog pulled from a search. Never know though, hopefully she was just kidding.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 08:16 PM (EB3Nv)

304 Well, my brother just hung up on me because I showed him that picture of Putin and Barrie on horseback.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 15, 2013 08:18 PM (l3vZN)

305 My tat is of one of Donald Ducks nephews (blue outfit) with a keg on his shoulder and a beer mug in his hand. And a pre-emptive nice and sweet F You to you

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 08:18 PM (6TV0b)

306 Hey bebe, hope you're doing well. Very, very tired. My houseguest's arrived friday, while i was cleaning stuff the cleaning crew missed. But my house looks like brand new. Gushie saw the pics. What do you think Gushie, whole new house? Well except for the one room & the garage that are stuffed full of shit that I still have to go through

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:20 PM (dK34c)

307

Saw some girl at a game with a huge Broccoli surrounded by other
vegetables in the middle of her chest. I must could not stop looking at
it. Why Broccoli?

 

 

 

because you should eat your veggies.

Posted by: thunderb at September 15, 2013 08:20 PM (zOTsN)

308 Gushka, and bebe's boobs! Nice to see you, but Peaches is still MIA? I worry about her skinny little ass. She may have withered away.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 08:21 PM (XyrkB)

309 because you should eat your veggies. With that placement, wouldn't you be motorboating them?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:22 PM (dK34c)

310
   Meh.  Tattooed myself several times during my career for free, not paying anyone to inflict pain.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 15, 2013 08:22 PM (SAMxH)

311 But people who get a lot of ink thats custom and nice usually have a reason beyond "I wanna look cool." ... Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at September 16, 2013 12:12 AM (r7Ddb) Exactly. I mean,i guess a kid (< 20) could have a good reason, but probably not. probably they just want to have another symbol of how cool or ironic or tough they are. If they need a symbol, then they are none of that. that's why i said "sad" above. disclosure - I have ink. old ink from when it was still illegal in my home state, and it is well hidden, and has a meaning.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 15, 2013 08:22 PM (zZJJp)

312 but Peaches is still MIA? I worry about her skinny little ass. She may have withered away. Nah she's around. Probably watching football.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:23 PM (dK34c)

313

Meggie Mac is the pro-ta-gone-ist.  She looks like a bottle, bottle-n-a-half of Raid blue label.

Posted by: Plinkett at September 15, 2013 08:25 PM (BAS5M)

314 Although maybe I'm just old and all you kids with fresh ink are just too young for me to understand. like twitter.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 15, 2013 08:25 PM (zZJJp)

315 Very, very tired. My houseguest's arrived friday, while i was cleaning stuff the cleaning crew missed. But my house looks like brand new. Gushie saw the pics. What do you think Gushie, whole new house? Well except for the one room & the garage that are stuffed full of shit that I still have to go through

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 16, 2013 12:20 AM (dK34c)



Sucks you're so tired but awesome that your house is in great shape.  That's a lotta work I'm sure!


*waves frenetically and drunkenly at Bebe and Gushka*

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 08:26 PM (Myqtp)

316 I don't know why peaches would rather watch football than congregate with the horde. To each his or her own.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 08:26 PM (XyrkB)

317 I dunno. I got my ink (large phoenix on left deltoid, its tail running down to over the should blade) after thinking about it for nearly twenty years. It took three sessions, each about two hours. Only "rash" involved here was a couple of weeks after the last session when I put the wrong moisturizer on it.

Posted by: Apostic at September 15, 2013 08:27 PM (72Nf4)

318 Nah she's around. Probably watching football.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 16, 2013 12:23 AM (dK34c)



She can have my Brady for whatever she wants to do with him.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 08:27 PM (Myqtp)

319 Haven't seen anything from Jan D'oh lately either

Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 15, 2013 08:27 PM (aDwsi)

320 316
I'd rather hang with the horde.  But does the horde want to hang with me?
(dun-da-DUNNNNNNNN!)

(Bows to all the 'ettes.  You honor us with your presence. (Is that over the top?) )

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at September 15, 2013 08:27 PM (5J54Q)

321 Sock failure

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 15, 2013 08:28 PM (aDwsi)

322 The only drawback to Leon Wolf's beat down of Megan McCain and her book is that she is too stupid to understand the beat down.

Posted by: baldilocks at September 15, 2013 08:29 PM (51MAt)

323 I know that I'm dumb, but can someone put some knowledge on how tattoos even work? Because your skin is like seven layers deep, and it sloughs, so I don't get it. Like I said, I'm dumb.

Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 08:29 PM (XyrkB)

324 Well, the concept of personal tats is pretty much academic with me, 'cause I'm phobic about having my skin sliced or poked-through. For those who haven't experienced this, phobias are unreasoning aversions to something -- I know it's unreasonable, you can tell me BS to try to minimize it (and will probably make it worse), but that's the reaction I have. I can hold myself still and not flinch away while I have blood drawn for medical tests, but it normally means I hold my breath through most or all of the draw (I have standing orders -- if I pass out, draw all labs before reviving me!)



I tell phlebotomists, when I'm breaking 'em in -- just imagine that I'm sitting here, and you're going to place a live angry rattlesnake on my chest. Then, when you're done, you're going to pick him up and carry him off. If you get tempted to tell me about how it won't hurt and how little I'll feel the needle, just try telling someone with that snake on his chest how the rattlesnake hardly weighs anything and is hardly noticeable.



That said, I've seen some nice tats (which I don't like to think about how they got there) and I've seen some wildly inappropriate ones. As mentioned above, a small bass clef on the bass side seemed appropriate and amusing.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 08:30 PM (T1005)

325 NC Ref - Bad incident in NC if you haven't heard yet :
http://news.yahoo.com/ferrell-kerrick-police-unarmed-shooting-charlotte-191520307.html

Posted by: Mike Hammer at September 15, 2013 08:30 PM (aDwsi)

326 I haven't seen MWR in the evening lately or Spypeach at all. Enjoyed meeting at the NOVAMoron Meetup.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 15, 2013 08:30 PM (l3vZN)

327 That's a lotta work I'm sure! *waves frenetically and drunkenly at Bebe and Gushka* Shitload of work. And only a tiny dent made in the pile of crap, but its a start. Oh, and don't be making us come over there and toilet paper your drunk ass to your chair so you don't fall and hurt yourself.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:31 PM (dK34c)

328 *That said, I've seen some nice tats (which I don't like to think about how they got there) and I've seen some wildly inappropriate ones. As mentioned above, a small bass clef on the bass side seemed appropriate and amusing. IMHO, the best tats I've seen are military tattoos. My #1 pick had to be the guy with the giant Marine globe and anchor on his back. It was well-inked and, most importantly, concealable.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 15, 2013 08:32 PM (Dsds2)

329 She can have my Brady for whatever she wants to do with him. Is it brady she wants to "play" with? thought it was someone else.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:33 PM (dK34c)

330 319 Haven't seen anything from Jan D'oh lately either Posted by: Scarlett O'Hara at September 16, 2013 12:27 AM (aDwsi) She's taking a break. Although if the stars are aligned and the temperature is just right you'll see her. She's like a ninja now.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 08:34 PM (6TV0b)

331 As mentioned above, a small bass clef on the bass side seemed appropriate and amusing.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 16, 2013 12:30 AM (T1005)



I don't mind seeing a small bass or treble clef on a girl, because it's usually discrete and usually means that she's a musician so it gives me a starting point for a conversation.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 08:34 PM (lr3d7)

332 302 Posted by: cthulhu

Coothie!!!!! So whats the plan for your and the bh's trip down here?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 16, 2013 12:16 AM (dK34c)



Don't know the Disney days yet -- it'll be somewhere between 11/4 and 11/11. I've got family down there, I grew up and went to school down there, there's Disney in the works, there's a D23 special Disney Studio tour that the BH has in the works, she's got a VP of Sales for her company down that way who she's thinking of having dinner with, she's thinking of the Reagan Library......so it's, er, somewhat fluid at present. I'd expect it to gel in early October.



Incidentally, she's off to NC again in less than a week, so we're focused more on nearer perils.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 08:35 PM (T1005)

333 Wat is with Drudge lying and saying football games are being delayed due to rain?? Does he not realize it is because of lightning? This is the second time he has used a headline that rain has delayed a game.

Posted by: Shonuff at September 15, 2013 08:36 PM (gaxli)

334

For anyone interested in the 2 Millions Bikers to D.C. ride The Blaze had some good stuff about it. They also have a facebook page. Don't look to the mfm or even Fox, those assholes ignored it.

 

Goodnight everyone!  Sleep sweet.

Posted by: madamemayhem at September 15, 2013 08:36 PM (S2RnE)

335 304 Well, my brother just hung up on me because I showed him that picture of Putin and Barrie on horseback.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 16, 2013 12:18 AM (l3vZN)



That sounds totally worth it.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 08:36 PM (T1005)

336 I think some of my scars have better stories than most tats would. 

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 15, 2013 08:37 PM (9MLX+)

337 I disagree with that bartender. This is AMERICA and guys like him ARE the ones who "solve" the problems. It's a little thing called "voting"; aka "civic duty". Sheesh.  Does he think we live in a monarchy? I mean, it might feel like it, but it's not. Vote for the right man  and it'll feel less like a monarchy.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 15, 2013 08:37 PM (KL49F)

338 Posted by: Kalneva at September 16, 2013 12:29 AM (XyrkB Tattoo reaches down to the dermis. The cells that slough off are the epidermis. Think of the epidermis as the wax on a car while the dermis is the acual paint.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 08:38 PM (6TV0b)

339 Damn Hammer, I didn't see that.  Horrible, just horrible.



I do invite Bebe and Gushka to TP my ass to anything, anytime...for my own safety of course.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 08:38 PM (Myqtp)

340 The problem with Breaking Bad is it's too predictable

Posted by: DAve at September 15, 2013 08:38 PM (b7yum)

341 she's off to NC again in less than a week, so we're focused more on nearer perils. Humidty and giant bugs. scary.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:38 PM (dK34c)

342 I think some of my scars have better stories than most tats would. put a disclaimer on the gory ones. i'll pass out, and i don;t want to hit my head on the counter on the kitchen island when i go down

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:40 PM (dK34c)

343 Vote for the right man and it'll feel less like a monarchy.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 16, 2013 12:37 AM (KL49F)



Or even better, stand for election yourself.  Contrary to what the left would have us believe, leadership in this country is does not require that you go to all the "correct" schools.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 08:40 PM (lr3d7)

344 That O quote really got my dander up. He  is so wrapped up in himself that he thinks when he looks stupid, *only* his reputation is hurt; I take that back -- he knows he hurts all  of us; it's a win/win for him: either he got his war and hurts us economically and morally (helping AQ is not a morale booster) or he loses and makes  us all look stupid.

Not looking like a doofus on the world stage is not "style points", it's called leadership. Something he has no clue about.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 15, 2013 08:41 PM (KL49F)

345 333 Wat is with Drudge lying and saying football games are being delayed due to rain?? Does he not realize it is because of lightning? This is the second time he has used a headline that rain has delayed a game. Posted by: Shonuff at September 16, 2013 12:36 AM (gaxli) Link whore. That's it.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 08:41 PM (6TV0b)

346 i don;t want to hit my head on the counter on the kitchen island when i go down

 

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 16, 2013 12:40 AM

 

 

heheheh eh heheh eh heheh...

Posted by: beavis at September 15, 2013 08:43 PM (9gNQd)

347 Looking strong on the world stage is not "style points", it's our essence. When we look like a doofus, it makes us look weak and invites bad guys  to take advantage. Ugh. "Style points" my foot.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 15, 2013 08:43 PM (KL49F)

348 I do invite Bebe and Gushka to TP my ass to anything, anytime...for my own safety of course. Let us know when you get the stripper pole installed. I'm willing to wager we can get some awesome blackmail shots of you tied to that.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:43 PM (dK34c)

349   Time for the old folk.  Last evaluation is tomorrow, maybe I'll toss the cane.


       Goodnite, good people.    Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 15, 2013 08:44 PM (SAMxH)

350 Oh, thanks RWC, I guess I should know that. It just seems sort of impossible that the dermis is permanent. Just me. If all the layers sloughed off, we would never look old, though, so makes sense. God I've embarrassed myself with my lack of knowledge about skin. Doh!

Posted by: Kalneva at September 15, 2013 08:44 PM (XyrkB)

351 341 she's off to NC again in less than a week, so we're focused more on nearer perils.

Humidty and giant bugs. scary.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 16, 2013 12:38 AM (dK34c)



Well, she's going to High Point, so it's starting to go up the hills -- a bit less humid (although there are a ridiculous amount of swamps in the area....and you SoCal folks know what I mean....even more than one -- more than an artificial one -- an artificial one in a building -- an artificial one in a building with a restaurant and a boat ride inside -- and pirates).

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 08:44 PM (T1005)

352 Sheesh. Does he think we live in a monarchy? I mean, it might feel like it, but it's not. Vote for the right man and it'll feel less like a monarchy. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 16, 2013 12:37 AM (KL49F) *Primps regal cloak*

Posted by: Your God-King Obama (PBUM) at September 15, 2013 08:44 PM (Vk2pI)

353 350 You're better off not knowing

Posted by: DAve at September 15, 2013 08:45 PM (b7yum)

354 Hey folks, this is probably old here but just had to share, since I was just talking Manwiches/dinnertime. Of course, now I want steak tomorrow night.

"Ribeye or Die"
http://rare.us/story/ribeye-or-die/

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 08:46 PM (xY8+2)

355 *Primps regal cloak*

Posted by: Your God-King Obama (PBUM) at September 16, 2013 12:44 AM (Vk2pI)


I know O thinks he's king, but our Constitution says otherwise. This bartender acts like  we don't have representatives to call (I know, they ignore us  too, but Cruz still thinks a tsunami of grassroots can help and so do I; thanks to the Tea Party).

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at September 15, 2013 08:47 PM (KL49F)

356 Re bebes comment at 297 about my tattoo Peekin out... Colorado Alex said the same thing

Posted by: gushie can has mobile phone at September 15, 2013 08:48 PM (q/2Wr)

357 Incidentally, she's off to NC again in less than a week, so we're focused more on nearer perils.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 16, 2013 12:35 AM (T1005)


Ask her to email me...I owe her dinner somewhere, sometime.  I know I dropped off the radar the last few months, work's been pretty much a constant, and my social life is pretty much nonexistent.  Your BH is good people, and I'd like to hang out and share a good meal again soon.  Plus I have a few suggestions on avoiding the humidity and giant bugs.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 08:48 PM (Myqtp)

358 an artificial one in a building with a restaurant and a boat ride inside -- and pirates). Heeelllloooo, that one is air conditioned!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:49 PM (dK34c)

359 Let us know when you get the stripper pole installed. I'm willing to wager we can get some awesome blackmail shots of you tied to that.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 16, 2013 12:43 AM (dK34c)



YES WE CAN!

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 08:50 PM (Myqtp)

360 about my tattoo Peekin out... Colorado Alex said the same thing : D

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:52 PM (dK34c)

361 : D

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 16, 2013 12:52 AM (dK34c)



I'm a guy.  I notice these things.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 08:52 PM (lr3d7)

362 Ok, i give up. I can't keep my eyes open. Didn't get home from gushie's until 2 last night, and was out doing yardwork all. Plus i gotta roll out at zero dark thirty tomorrow to work out. I'm on the verge of winning this little bet...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:56 PM (dK34c)

363 Gushie has a tat peeking out?  And I missed it???  FML I suck.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 08:56 PM (Myqtp)

364 Good night, Bebe.  Good luck tomorrow. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 15, 2013 08:57 PM (lr3d7)

365 Hey, anybody know if No Good Deed ever got his/her back fixed up??

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2013 08:57 PM (xY8+2)

366 Gushie has a tat peeking out? And I missed it?? Oh yeah. I don't know how you managed that. Oh wait, maybe it was because your eyes were glued to Ace taking a "ride" in her animal print bra?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2013 08:59 PM (dK34c)

367 Night Bebe...Night Gushie...Night CO Alex...



I'm out too....work comes awfully early in the afternoon.  G'night morons, y'all are the best.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 08:59 PM (Myqtp)

368 I suspect tattoos are going mainstream just in time for technology to render them obsolete. Decades ago, Larry Niven had several stories where characters had watches embedded in their skin, a sort of animated tattoo displaying the time. This was, of course, well before computer displays became commonplace or he would surely have been inspired to have his characters enjoy something more elaborate.

I think we'll see tiny MEMs implants, similar to the tech used in Mirasol displays, that will act as pixels that can change color on demand. Going to a formal occasion? Make the color match your skin. Going to a birthday party? Program your skin to display an animated message wishing the guest of honor well. When you can receive a text message to be displayed on your forearm, why bother with a smart watch bonded to the phone in your pocket?

A lot of the tech is already there and research into medical diagnostics is bringing a lot of it together. The first product will be for practical use but the cosmetic will soon follow.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 15, 2013 09:02 PM (kcfmt)

369 Lol I gots to admit that beebs house looks awesome. Im jealous. Living with Grim means no clean house EVER.

Posted by: gushie can has mobile phone at September 15, 2013 09:02 PM (q/2Wr)

370 Speaking of things I had little experience with, growing up in SoCal.....I can't remember if I've actually seen snow fall. I know I hadn't by the time I graduated college at the age of 20.....and there's a funny little bit that goes with that.



My mom used to be a professor of mathematics, so she was in academia and would do all the academic stuff. This included being on the textbook committee for her school system for what we now call STEM.....so, bathroom reading when I was a kid tended to be stacks of "evaluation copies" of science texts.



I understand that most of y'all haven't seen more than one science text at a time, but I can tell you that there are probably more similarities than differences....and one similarity is that the "phases of matter" section of a physics textbook always uses stock photos of snowflakes, blown up to be about 3" across.




Of course, when you're an impressionable kid, you start thinking....."all those photos with those snowflakes......jeebus, that's the size of those widgets Kwai-Chang Caine is chuckin' in the intro!" and you start getting a bit worried that being caught in a snowstorm would be getting pelted by shuriken of ice coming out of the sky. Of course, when you woke up to find snow on the ground, it didn't look anything like that.....but, then, it was also half-melted.




Maybe those 3" snow crystals shattered when they hit.....but, if you looked up at the wrong time, one could spear your eyeball on a spike. If your had was bare, you might even lose a finger!




As I got older and became more familiar with The Lands Beyond The Mountains, I understood that my concerns might be a bit.....overwrought. But I'm still a little twitchy at the thought.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:02 PM (T1005)

371 Oh yeah. I don't know how you managed that. Oh wait, maybe it was because your eyes were glued to Ace taking a "ride" in her animal print bra? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 16, 2013 12:59 AM (dK34c) 8-0

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 09:05 PM (6TV0b)

372 How about defunct car companies and motor divisions (American, post-WWII)

GM; Pontiac, Saturn, Oldsmobile, Geo
Ford; Mercury, Edsel
Chrysler; Plymouth, Eagle, Imperial, DeSoto

Defunct or merged companies; AMC, Studebaker, DeLorean, Avanti, Packard, Hudson, Nash, Willys, Kaiser


Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2013 09:06 PM (/9IC1)

373 If NC Ref does a late check, I emailed the BH with his comment 357.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:07 PM (T1005)

374 Posted by: Epobirs at September 16, 2013 01:02 AM (kcfmt) Everyone should do it when it becomes available. As well as getting a fingerprint ID iPhone. relaxes in chair, feet on desk

Posted by: RWC - NSA Grunt at September 15, 2013 09:08 PM (6TV0b)

375 I'm holding out for an animated tattoo

Posted by: Joe at September 15, 2013 09:09 PM (8Prb7)

376 372 How about defunct car companies and motor divisions (American, post-WWII)

GM; Pontiac, Saturn, Oldsmobile, Geo
Ford; Mercury, Edsel
Chrysler; Plymouth, Eagle, Imperial, DeSoto

Defunct or merged companies; AMC, Studebaker, DeLorean, Avanti, Packard, Hudson, Nash, Willys, Kaiser


Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2013 01:06 AM (/9IC1)

 

Hummer

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2013 09:10 PM (LI48c)

377 83% on the defunct car quiz

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 15, 2013 09:10 PM (fvV0D)

378

Posted by: Epobirs at September 16, 2013 01:02 AM (kcfmt)


I just want a cellphone implant and AR optics

Posted by: The Dude at September 15, 2013 09:10 PM (vJdyz)

379 Hummer Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2013 01:10 AM (LI48c) Again?!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at September 15, 2013 09:11 PM (Vk2pI)

380 Speaking of things I had little experience with, growing up in SoCal.....I can't remember if I've actually seen snow fall. I know I hadn't by the time I graduated college at the age of 20.....and there's a funny little bit that goes with that.



Cthulhu...winter of '87 or so, maybe '88...we had snowfall in LA...I made and threw a snowball on the corner of Manchester and Lincoln...Bebe and I talked about it over some drinks which proves it happened.  Look forward to hearing from the BH, thanks, she's good people.  And now for reals, I'm out.  Laters....

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 09:14 PM (Myqtp)

381 Any old timers who were into drag racing or hot rodding in the 60s and 70s would remember the Kaiser Henry J

They were popular as modified drag racers, light and so basic they were easy to squeeze a small block Chevy, Ford, or Mopar into

Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2013 09:15 PM (/9IC1)

382 My  county wants to raise a 4% sales tax on food for the children. If the little bastards can't learn to budget their money then to hell with em.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 15, 2013 09:15 PM (0axsw)

383 Again?!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at September 16, 2013 01:11 AM (Vk2pI)



If it's a problem, you might want to put some ice on that.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 15, 2013 09:16 PM (Myqtp)

384 372 How about defunct car companies and motor divisions (American, post-WWII)

GM; Pontiac, Saturn, Oldsmobile, Geo
Ford; Mercury, Edsel
Chrysler; Plymouth, Eagle, Imperial, DeSoto

Defunct or merged companies; AMC, Studebaker, DeLorean, Avanti, Packard, Hudson, Nash, Willys, Kaiser


Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2013 01:06 AM (/9IC1)



The problem is not the merged or failed ones....it's that you can't start a new one, because you'd have to buy your way in to the massive government/labor complex to get it certified as road-worthy. Last new car company (besides Tesla, which is another progressive boondoggle) that I can recall in the US was http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cl%C3%A9net_Coachworks (now defunct).



Should be that you can put any damned thing on a public road so long as it produces little danger to others (e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRfE9XnQ-5U ) -- and that should include "in quantity" and "for sale".

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:16 PM (T1005)

385 382 My county wants to raise a 4% sales tax on food for the children. If the little bastards can't learn to budget their money then to hell with em.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2013 01:15 AM (0axsw)

 

Because making it more expensive for mom and dad to buy food for them will surely be good for them.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2013 09:17 PM (LI48c)

386 .

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 09:18 PM (6TV0b)

387 Cthulhu...winter of '87 or so, maybe '88...we had snowfall in LA...I made and threw a snowball on the corner of Manchester and Lincoln...Bebe and I talked about it over some drinks which proves it happened. Look forward to hearing from the BH, thanks, she's good people. And now for reals, I'm out. Laters....
Posted by: NC Ref at September 16, 2013 01:14 AM

Late March 1996 there was a cold weather system that came down out of Alaska. Sylmar and Lakeview Terrace got a light amount of wet snow. It was raw that week, I remember that

Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2013 09:18 PM (/9IC1)

388 387 Cthulhu...winter of '87 or so, maybe '88...we had
snowfall in LA...I made and threw a snowball on the corner of Manchester
and Lincoln...Bebe and I talked about it over some drinks which proves
it happened. Look forward to hearing from the BH, thanks, she's good
people. And now for reals, I'm out. Laters....


Posted by: NC Ref at September 16, 2013 01:14 AM

Late March 1996 there was a cold weather system that came down out of Alaska. Sylmar and Lakeview Terrace got a light amount of wet snow. It was raw that week, I remember that

Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2013 01:18 AM (/9IC1)



Brrrr.....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:20 PM (T1005)

389

 Tesla is selling cars faster then they can make them. 

 

Posted by: Joe at September 15, 2013 09:21 PM (8Prb7)

390 Brrrr.....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 16, 2013 01:20 AM (T1005)



The BH is always teasing me 'cause it could be 80 degrees outside, and when we see the skiing part of "Soarin' over California", I'll shiver.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:21 PM (T1005)

391 Miley Cyrus unfollows Liam Hemsworth on Twitter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 15, 2013 09:28 PM (0axsw)

392 #370

I saw snow as a kid because we went to higher altitude places like Fraser Park. But the first time I ever saw snow falling was my first time in New York City, in 2000. I was only there for about a day while waiting for a flight to Amsterdam. We would be there for a week then drive to Hanover, Germany for CeBIT.

I got back to NYC later that year for some work at PC Expo. We went to the top of the WTC, little knowing how significant the experience would become.

The first time I ever saw snow fall where I was living was two years ago, here in Castaic. It was the first time snow had fallen here since 1948, IIRC.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 15, 2013 09:29 PM (kcfmt)

393 389
Tesla is selling cars faster then they can make them.

Posted by: Joe at September 16, 2013 01:21 AM (8Prb7) 




http://cleantechnica.com/2013/08/19/top-electric-car-cities-us/



Electric cars are a tradeoff between burning liquid fuels relatively cleanly in the car, and burning solid fuels semi-cleanly a long way away -- then wasting most of the energy heating up transmission lines for the gazillion miles in-between the powerplant and the charger, then wasting another batch in battery technology. If the idiots in government would get out of the way, it'd be cheaper, easier, and more environmentally-friendly to turn coal into gasoline or diesel and truck it to conventional filling stations.



But in five trendy cities, people are ordering more Teslas than the factory can produce. ***Note to self: get way, way, way-the-fuck away from these cities before the brownouts start.***




Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:30 PM (T1005)

394 The BH is always teasing me 'cause it could be 80 degrees outside, and when we see the skiing part of "Soarin' over California", I'll shiver.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 16, 2013 01:21 AM (T1005)



Is that one of Warren Miller's flicks?

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 09:31 PM (Myqtp)

395 392 #370

I saw snow as a kid because we went to higher altitude places like Fraser Park. But the first time I ever saw snow falling was my first time in New York City, in 2000. I was only there for about a day while waiting for a flight to Amsterdam. We would be there for a week then drive to Hanover, Germany for CeBIT.

I got back to NYC later that year for some work at PC Expo. We went to the top of the WTC, little knowing how significant the experience would become.

The first time I ever saw snow fall where I was living was two years ago, here in Castaic. It was the first time snow had fallen here since 1948, IIRC.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 16, 2013 01:29 AM (kcfmt)



The BH is from NY. She's always giving me a hard time about snow.....but when we did a Christmas dinner in Yosemite, I did the driving.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:32 PM (T1005)

396 If they need more money for education, couldn't they just start taxing children's allowances?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 15, 2013 09:33 PM (0axsw)

397 393 ***Note to self: get way, way, way-the-fuck away from these cities before the brownouts start.***

California's more the rolling blackout sort of place. I'm sure if I had let them install a smart meter, they'd kindly turn off my A/C for me so that a 1%er could charge his Tesla.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2013 09:33 PM (U82Km)

398 Get away from Tesla drivers, period - the 17" screen seems to be causing accidents at a high rate. 

Posted by: Joe at September 15, 2013 09:33 PM (8Prb7)

399 394 The BH is always teasing me 'cause it could be 80
degrees outside, and when we see the skiing part of "Soarin' over
California", I'll shiver.


Posted by: cthulhu at September 16, 2013 01:21 AM (T1005)



Is that one of Warren Miller's flicks?

Posted by: NC Ref at September 16, 2013 01:31 AM (Myqtp)



I thought you were asleep!



No -- as so many things are, it's a Disney ride.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:34 PM (T1005)

400 They should levy a huge tax on electric vehicles, for the children.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 15, 2013 09:34 PM (0axsw)

401 396 If they need more money for education, couldn't they just start taxing children's allowances? Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2013 01:33 AM (0axsw) Fuck. When this comes to pass you're to blame.

Posted by: RWC - MΩRΩΠ LΔβΣ at September 15, 2013 09:35 PM (6TV0b)

402 Joey Choo Choo is kissing hands and shaking babies in Iowa.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 15, 2013 09:36 PM (0axsw)

403 397 393
***Note to
self: get way, way, way-the-fuck away from these cities before the
brownouts start.***


California's more the rolling blackout sort of place. I'm sure if I had let them install a smart meter, they'd kindly turn off my A/C for me so that a 1%er could charge his Tesla.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 16, 2013 01:33 AM (U82Km)



Yeah, that's a valid take.....forgot about the damned snitch boxes. I've got one on the gas, but not on the electric as yet.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:36 PM (T1005)

404 Off to sleep now.  With dreams of Disney realities like at CA where they have the corner of Sunset and Hollywood Blvds.  Blew my mind the first time I saw that...I was like NO freakin' WAY.  G'night y'all.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 15, 2013 09:37 PM (Myqtp)

405 398 Get away from Tesla drivers, period- the 17" screen seems to be causing accidents at a high rate.

Posted by: Joe at September 16, 2013 01:33 AM (8Prb7)



Could be worse -- like parking a Volt next to combustibles....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:38 PM (T1005)

406

Tesla superchargers are solar powered - look I'm no  proggie but not everything new is bad.  The company is profitable, the cars are beautiful, they are building an off grid charging infrastructure, etc etc ...

 

Fiskar was a boondoggle.  It's important we keep our powder dry for real attacks, when the facts are on our side, or we look silly.  Tesla is capitalism working ...

 

 

Posted by: Joe at September 15, 2013 09:39 PM (8Prb7)

407 Pow-Pow-Power Wheels!

Posted by: adams '80s Fisker Price commercial porn at September 15, 2013 09:39 PM (gQKHE)

408 The first time I ever saw snow fall where I was living was two years ago, here in Castaic. It was the first time snow had fallen here since 1948, IIRC.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 16, 2013 01:29 AM

People I knew in LA used to ask me if I ever missed snow. I told them if I missed it that much, I could just take a ride up to The Grapevine whenever a storm came through in the winter


Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2013 09:40 PM (/9IC1)

409 Free fuel for cars? Screw that. Tax them to death, for the children.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 15, 2013 09:41 PM (0axsw)

410 382 My county wants to raise a 4% sales tax on food for the children. If the little bastards can't learn to budget their money then to hell with em. Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2013 01:15 AM (0axsw) My city did the same thing. The first year it brought in a shitload because nobody realized it and ate out. This year? Receipts are way down. But we just finished another "recovery summer" right?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac in the OBX at September 15, 2013 09:41 PM (fC5if)

411 A meals tax wouldn't even affect me because I never eat out.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 15, 2013 09:42 PM (0axsw)

412 Tesla superchargers are solar powered - look I'm noproggie but not everything new is bad. The company is profitable, the cars are beautiful, they are building an off grid charging infrastructure, etc etc ...

Fiskar was a boondoggle. It's important we keep our powder dry for real attacks, when the facts are on our side, or we look silly. Tesla is capitalism working ...

Posted by: Joe at September 16, 2013 01:39 AM

Tesla is profitable because of the credits and subsidies they get courtesy of the taxpayers

It also helps that they don't have to hire design teams since it's identical to the Maserati Quatroporto

Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2013 09:43 PM (/9IC1)

413 412 It also helps that they don't have to hire design teams since it's identical to the Maserati Quatroporto Well, they *could* have used a Porsche 911...

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at September 15, 2013 09:46 PM (U82Km)

414 There was a time when I supposed to see snow fall as a kid. The Jewish Communities Association runs a lot of summer camps that and one of my brothers went to a few times. I'm sure if the finances were there the prospect of sending all of us except my oldest sister (six year gap between her and the other sister) of for a few weeks in the summer would have been very attractive to my folks. A vacation of sorts for everyone.

Anyway, one year JCA had a winter camp. I cannot recall the exact location of the facility. It wasn't one of JCA's but another Jewish organization. But it was in a section of Northern California where snow was normally found at that time of year.

Except that year. Bitter cold but not a bit of snow. Bitter complaining as well. It was difficult to see any point in being in this nasty clime if there wasn't going to be snow.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 15, 2013 09:47 PM (kcfmt)

415 I lived in western NY State for a couple of years when I was a kid. That area gets lots of snow, being close to the Great Lakes. I loved it. Then again, I didn't have to worry about shoveling it back then. Now I live in southeastern Pennsylvania, and we only get a little now and then. Every few years there's a big snowstorm, but mostly it's just an inch or two here and there. I like snow. Assuming it's not a blizzard with howling winds, it's very quiet and peaceful. The snow muffles the sound. You can't hear the teensy little shurikens falling. It's funny how people here react to snow. Once I stopped in a grocery store on my way home from work to pick up a few things. The place was an absolute madhouse. I couldn't believe how many people were in there. Then I remembered: "Oh, right, they're calling for 4-6" of snow tomorrow." People were stocking up like it was Armageddon.

Posted by: rickl at September 15, 2013 09:48 PM (sdi6R)

416 I can't buy your girl scout cookies this year, Sally. Tell your parents to get a cufking job, for the children.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 15, 2013 09:49 PM (0axsw)

417 I scored 50% on the car quiz! Which is better than would be expected by chance! Which is great, cause I know absolutely nothing about cars!

Posted by: Alana at September 15, 2013 09:49 PM (8ZRms)

418 404 Off to sleep now. With dreams of Disney realities like at CA where they have the corner of Sunset and Hollywood Blvds. Blew my mind the first time I saw that...I was like NO freakin' WAY. G'night y'all.

Posted by: NC Ref at September 16, 2013 01:37 AM (Myqtp)



My favorite was in the soap opera "Santa Barbara", where they had some action at the corner of [IIRC] State Street and Chapala. In real life, they run parallel a block apart and never meet. I never watched the series, but I remembered going "huh?" when that plot point came out.



Did you know that lemmings run off cliffs by the thousands into the sea? If you watched Disney's "Real-Life Adventures" you did. Reality was remarkably plastic if you learned it in SoCal from Disney. The shows "Adam-12" and "Emergency" often played fast-and-loose with the geography of the area. Vasquez Rocks stood in for hundreds of alien worlds, from Death's domain in "Bill and Ted" to Star Trek's "Arena" with the Gorn.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:50 PM (T1005)

419 Tesla also uses the same batteries that other electric car companies use, yet they get better driving distance ... how? Answer: by allowing higher charge levels and deeper discharge levels ... also shortening the battery life. Lithium-ion batteries last longest when their state of charge is kept between about 70% and 30%. Tesla extends this range to something like 80% and 20%.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 15, 2013 09:53 PM (FlRtG)

420 Oops, just realized what time it is. Goodnight, all.

Posted by: rickl at September 15, 2013 09:54 PM (sdi6R)

421 406
Tesla superchargers are solar powered - look I'm noproggie but not everything new is bad. The company is profitable, the cars are beautiful, they are building an off grid charging infrastructure, etc etc ...

Fiskar was a boondoggle. It's important we keep our powder dry for real attacks, when the facts are on our side, or we look silly. Tesla is capitalism working ...

Posted by: Joe at September 16, 2013 01:39 AM (8Prb7)



Sorry, Tesla is bullshit working -- there is very little capitalism involved. Bullshit wrapped in bullshit wrapped in subsidies wrapped in bullshit wrapped in tax credits wrapped in subsidies wrapped in bullshit doesn't become roses if you lose track of how deep you are in the rabbit hole. I'll give you that Elon Musk is a genius, but then I'd say that Professor Harold Hill was a genius as well.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:55 PM (T1005)

422 Tesla is profitable because of the credits and subsidies they get courtesy of the taxpayers

Posted by: kbdabear at September 16, 2013 01:43 AM (/9IC1)




This. Electric cars will make sense when you can run one at 75MPH for 300 miles on a charge, recharge them in 15 minutes, and sell them for the equivalent of ~ 50K in today's dollars. Until then they are just pipe dreams for enviro-mentalists and play toys for the rich. Not saying I wouldn't love to have a Tesla roadster cause it's a sweet machine, but they're just toys right now and not ready for prime time. Maybe one day. FTR, I'm betting on hydrogen powered fuel cells.



Evening roonz and roonettez! In for lunch break, what's happening?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 15, 2013 09:56 PM (xa1/W)

423 Night all. Here is "Stargazer" from Rainbow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NLDYEsppws

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 15, 2013 09:57 PM (Vk2pI)

424 It's funny how people here react to snow. Once I stopped in a grocery store on my way home from work to pick up a few things. The place was an absolute madhouse. I couldn't believe how many people were in there. Then I remembered: "Oh, right, they're calling for 4-6" of snow tomorrow." People were stocking up like it was Armageddon.

Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2013 01:48 AM (sdi6R)



Pshaw. You ought to see them around here (Raleigh area). You'd think the entire world was going to end when they predict snow.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 15, 2013 09:58 PM (xa1/W)

425 414 There was a time when I supposed to see snow fall as a kid. The Jewish Communities Association runs a lot of summer camps that and one of my brothers went to a few times. I'm sure if the finances were there the prospect of sending all of us except my oldest sister (six year gap between her and the other sister) of for a few weeks in the summer would have been very attractive to my folks. A vacation of sorts for everyone.

Anyway, one year JCA had a winter camp. I cannot recall the exact location of the facility. It wasn't one of JCA's but another Jewish organization. But it was in a section of Northern California where snow was normally found at that time of year.

Except that year. Bitter cold but not a bit of snow. Bitter complaining as well. It was difficult to see any point in being in this nasty clime if there wasn't going to be snow.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 16, 2013 01:47 AM (kcfmt)



I did camp one year up by Arrowhead. Lots of snow on the ground -- never saw it fall. Did a bunch of schlepping around, and -- due to unfamiliarity with snow -- had a bunch of snow melt all everything the first night. Every night afterwards was wet and cold and miserable.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 09:59 PM (T1005)

426 There's a little black spot on the sun today...

Posted by: The jackhole who had abalone and yellowtail for dinner at September 15, 2013 09:59 PM (/7Xis)

427 If they run on free skittles recently shat by unicorns then the owners can afford very high usage taxes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 15, 2013 10:00 PM (0axsw)

428

Yes Tesla benefitted from DOE loans and the various tax subsidies that exist.  Yes the Model S could be considered derivative of the Maserati but to say they didn't have to design it is silly, as it's completely different despite appearance as an electric car.

 

My point is that Tesla is not a boondoggle, and the market is driving their success, which looks to continue for the immediate future.  We tend to look silly when we smash all things new, because they are encroaching on our lawns or whatever - makes us easy to attack.

 

I don't get the 911 joke because Clarkson hates them passionately ... or is the point that they could have easily stolen the unchanged 911 design?

 

Posted by: Joe at September 15, 2013 10:01 PM (8Prb7)

429 The states should tax the hell out of everything the feds offer subsidies on.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 15, 2013 10:04 PM (0axsw)

430 428 I don't get the 911 joke because Clarkson hates them passionately ... or is the point that they could have easily stolen the unchanged 911 design? Clarkson always complains that Porsche doesn't have to hire designers. You have to commit to the joke. You have to go *through* the joke. Never as permission to tell the joke.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 15, 2013 10:07 PM (U82Km)

431 Lol

Posted by: Joe at September 15, 2013 10:08 PM (8Prb7)

432 After drinking Little Roo for a few weeks, Yellow Tail tastes harsh now.

Posted by: adams whine porn at September 15, 2013 10:08 PM (gQKHE)

433 Are those new juice boxes?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 15, 2013 10:10 PM (0axsw)

434 All Electric cars are boondoggles.  I don't smash them because they are new.  I smash them because they are overpriced niche market oversized golf carts for stupid city snobs.

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2013 10:14 PM (LI48c)

435 Tell me again, Mr. Prop Columns of Colorado, Prezzy Sworn-In-On-A-3-Deep-Stack-Of-Bibles (because Historic Firsts must be honored with MLK's copy AND Lincoln's own), how you don't care about Style Points.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at September 15, 2013 10:15 PM (1wI7y)

436 I'd prefer stabbing a juice box's foil circle with its sharpened straw, or peeling open the corners ever, over Yellow Tail's horrible synthetic cork

Posted by: adams whine-oh porn at September 15, 2013 10:18 PM (gQKHE)

437 428
Yes Tesla benefitted from DOE loans and the various tax subsidies that exist. Yes the Model S could be considered derivative of the Maserati but to say they didn't have to design it is silly, as it's completely different despite appearanceas an electric car.

My point is that Tesla is not a boondoggle, and the market is driving their success, which looks to continue for the immediate future. We tend to look silly when we smash all things new, because they are encroaching on our lawns or whatever - makes us easy to attack.

I don't get the 911 joke because Clarkson hates them passionately ... or is the point that they could have easily stolen the unchanged 911 design?

Posted by: Joe at September 16, 2013 02:01 AM (8Prb7)




Go back and read Bastiat -- http://bastiat.org/en/twisatwins.html -- originally from 1850, BTW, this is not a new discussion. You, yourself, say "Tesla benefitted from DOE loans and the various tax subsidies that exist" but continue with the equivalent of "....but there are benefits that I can see."



Well, there are costs you ignore, that you don't see. I can't begin to tell you in a single comment how deep they go, but it starts with some poor taxpayer having to eat beans instead of pork because he's short $2 in his weekly food budget. There are battery subsidies, lithium cleanup costs, investment tax credits.....ten thousand ways that the thumb of government has been applied to the scales of common sense to come up with this -- admittedly beautiful -- thing. But each one had a cost.....somewhere.....where it cannot be seen.



Tesla is a boondoggle. To say that a manipulated market is driving its success is to confess that a true market would not, and to say that it will continue ignores the many tyrants that have decorated lampposts in the past.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 10:21 PM (T1005)

438 OK, back to work now. Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 15, 2013 10:22 PM (xa1/W)

439 429 The states should tax the hell out of everything the feds offer subsidies on.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 16, 2013 02:04 AM (0axsw)



That's actually somewhat intriguing, especially as an excise tax.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 10:23 PM (T1005)

440 432 After drinking Little Roo for a few weeks, Yellow Tail tastes harsh now.

Posted by: adams whine porn at September 16, 2013 02:08 AM (gQKHE)



I always thought it odd that a winery would be named after the effect when a kangaroo pisses on itself....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 10:24 PM (T1005)

441 Tesla is a boondoggle. To say that a manipulated market is driving its success is to confess that a true market would not, and to say that it will continue ignores the many tyrants that have decorated lampposts in the past.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 16, 2013 02:21 AM (T1005)

 

And really anyone calling it a success right now is incredibly naive.  You're talking the automotive market and they are essentially cars at the beginning of their cycle.  Will they have much life as used cars?  Will the people buying them now replace them with a new model when they go for a new car in 3-10 years?  Will these cars even end up lasting 10 years?

Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2013 10:27 PM (LI48c)

442 Joe: Aside from the other concerns, the Tesla battery issue(s) are going to be major problems. The Volt, the Prius, all the other hybrids all have real gas engines, even though they vary in their "hybrid strategy": the way they use the batteries instead of the gas engine. Tesla is battery-only, and the amount of energy in current batteries is tiny compared to a 10- or 11-gallon fuel tank. This is unlikely to change in the next 5 years, probably even the next 10 years. A 50-75hp turbodiesel +11 gallon tank might make a Tesla turbodiesel-electric a world-beater: great range/mileage, acceptable acceleration ... but such a thing seems ... avoided. If Musk can carry Tesla for 5+years, I'm okay with that. Otherwise, as a taxpayer, ... it's time to end the subsidies.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 15, 2013 10:32 PM (FlRtG)

443 441 Tesla is a boondoggle. To say that a manipulated market is driving its success is to confess that a true market would not, and to say that it will continue ignores the many tyrants that have decorated lampposts in the past.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 16, 2013 02:21 AM (T1005)


And really anyone calling it a success right now is incredibly naive. You're talking the automotive market and they are essentially cars at the beginning of their cycle. Will they have much life as used cars? Will the people buying them now replace them with a new model when they go for a new car in 3-10 years? Will these cars even end up lasting 10 years?

Posted by: buzzion at September 16, 2013 02:27 AM (LI48c)



Considering that their $18K battery packs brick if you ignore 'em for too long, and are "maintenance items" under the best of circumstances, these are also valid points. They are very pretty, I'll grant. But if you cause a million bucks of misery to sell someone a pretty thing for $100K, are you really providing a benefit to the world? 'Twould be better to roll all costs into the cost of the product so that could be judged by the purchaser.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 10:32 PM (T1005)

444 There's a little black spot on my nose today
It's the same old zit as yesterday

Posted by: Gordon Sumner at September 15, 2013 10:37 PM (kcfmt)

445

Wow I don't really know how to respond to that ... obviously people are going to disagree on things but to say Tesla=Tyranny and invoke people swinging from lampposts is really silly, and kinda makes my point for me ...

 

There is an economic cost to everything and there are always unintended consequences, and politics and economy have always been inextricably intertwined.  I'm sure the same argument could have been made towards the Model T, and, probably any luxury good would not meet the test presented.

 

Tesla would probably not be successful without widespread quasi-religious belief in global warming by a certain set of conspicuous consumers, so there is that ...

 

Again, I'm not trying to defend them but, rather, pointing out that all "smash the new thing" thinking and inaccuracies in discourse result in us looking like the stereotypes to which we have been proscribed.

Posted by: Joe at September 15, 2013 10:41 PM (8Prb7)

446 444 There's a little black spot on my nose today
It's the same old zit as yesterday

Posted by: Gordon Sumner at September 16, 2013 02:37 AM (kcfmt)



I heard the tune as well. But you'd best not hang around Times Square with it, or The Police might get involved.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 10:42 PM (T1005)

447 Arbalest, I agree - we'll see how that works out - but they are selling like hotcakes.

Posted by: Joe at September 15, 2013 10:46 PM (8Prb7)

448 #445

Thew economic cost of Tesla should have been borne solely by Musk and any investors he could attract. Having the government subsidize it means using funds taken at gunpoint from citizens. Beause that is what tax collection ultimately devolves to requiring. If you don't think so, try not paying taxes for a while and see what happens. The guns don't come out immediately but it gets there in the end.

P.J. O'Rourke had a great bit about taxes in 'Parliament of Whores,' IIRC, in which he put forth that the government should use tax dollars for anything you wouldn't allow your mother to be shot over if she refused to pay.

Free markets are by far the best mechanism humanity has ever found for determining the value of a product or service. If the market will not pay enough to make the item profitable, it is not viable. Government subsidies only serve to distort the market and prevent the truth from being determined. Now, if you want the government to subsidize research that may lead to a viable version of the item, that is a different matter. I've long felt that the money spent on Medicare to date would have produce far more ROI if spent on furthering medical science. One good vaccine for a previously unpreventable disease is worth billions. So it could be argued that investing a billion in tax payer funds to create that vaccine is a worthy investment. It depends how hardcore you are on limited government.

Speaking of vaccines, a research group has a clever approach to malaria. They don't believe it is possible to immunize humans to the parasite but they have found they can make the mosquitoes immune by knocking out a factor living in the mosquitoes that the parasite requires. But how to immunize the mosquitoes? By getting humans to produce the antibodies and allowing the mosquitoes to suck their blood and receive a dose of the antibodies.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 15, 2013 10:56 PM (kcfmt)

449 Joe: "smash the new thing" thinking and inaccuracies in discourse ... I'm curious; where did this come from? Every time I hear it, it's either from a rather non-technical or anti-technology leftist, or someone with very low-information. I suspect that you have been mis-informed. Check this blog, both the comments and the thread topics. There are quite a few severely-technical (mathematicians, chemists, engineers, MDs, etc.) commenters here. Compare to Kos or DU.

Posted by: Arbalest at September 15, 2013 10:57 PM (FlRtG)

450 This has been around since the afternoon, but I've been busy grinding tokens in LotRO. Apparently Larry Summers has told Obama he doesn't want the Fed job. Which is weird given the way he's been talked up the last month.

Posted by: Methos at September 15, 2013 10:57 PM (hO9ad)

451 445
Wow I don't really know how to respond to that ... obviously people are going to disagree on things but to say Tesla=Tyranny and invoke people swinging from lampposts is really silly, and kinda makes my point for me ...

There is an economic cost to everything and there are always unintended consequences, and politics and economy have always been inextricably intertwined. I'm sure the same argument could have been made towards the Model T, and, probably any luxury good would not meet the test presented.

Tesla would probably not be successful without widespread quasi-religiousbelief in global warming by a certain set of conspicuous consumers, so there is that ...

Again, I'm not trying to defend them but, rather, pointing out that all "smash the new thing" thinking and inaccuracies in discourse result in us looking like the stereotypes to which we have been proscribed.

Posted by: Joe at September 16, 2013 02:41 AM (8Prb7)



I live in Silicon Valley. I moved here in 1986 and have contributed to many "new things". But your arguments have several fundamental flaws -- and I sincerely urge that you read and understand Bastiat's arguments from 163 years ago before you start walking around today rehashing the losing end of them.



Any idea can be considered a good one when you can take the benefits here-and-now and consider the costs as someone else's problem, whenever... ANY IDEA. Even the retarded shit the Obama administration churns out. ANY FUCKING THING. All you have to do is pretend that only what's in front of you matters, and let someone put selected things in front of you.



The normal way that goods start out is as luxuries. Then they start ramping into volume. At some point, they get to $300 and become wildly-successful consumer goods [which, oddly, has been the case for color TVs, VCRs, DVD players, and a variety of other goods.....despite the fact that the purchasing power of $300 has varied widely over time]. Government intervention distorts this process, causing huge amounts of UNSEEN damage.



If you open your eyes to the widespread dislocations caused by this interference, then you will realize that nothing I have said makes any point for you; Tesla does, in fact, equal tyranny; and that we are headed for something that will finally make the Great Depression look like irrelevant ancient history.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 11:00 PM (T1005)

452 83% on the car quiz.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 15, 2013 10:44 PM (APJIX)


100% (buffs eyeballs ostentatiously)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2013 11:03 PM (8Fl6F)

453 And, Joe -- feel free to give me shit on snowflakes. I've had my silly moments.



Just don't talk about subsidized anything doing anything without the Bastiat under your belt. Or, worse yet, get into broken windows.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 11:14 PM (T1005)

454 452 83% on the car quiz.


Posted by: lowandslow at September 15, 2013 10:44 PM (APJIX)

100% (buffs eyeballs ostentatiously)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2013 03:03 AM (8Fl6F)



Doesn't buffing eyeballs hurt?

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 11:15 PM (T1005)

455 Hey. Gimme a test on cars from the 1950's to the 1970's.

Bitch.


Freakin jap cars all look alike to me and also anything produced after about 1999.

THEY. ALL. LOOK. THE. SAME.

Because of epa standards and mileage standards, a basic car shape has emerged that has less wind resistance, all the new models have integral frames for weight saving which also dictates the limits of the design.

Even shoes have more possibilities for differences than cars do these days.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at September 15, 2013 11:17 PM (28TG+)

456 455 Hey. Gimme a test on cars from the 1950's to the 1970's.

Bitch.


Freakin jap cars all look alike to me and also anything produced after about 1999.

THEY. ALL. LOOK. THE. SAME.

Because of epa standards and mileage standards, a basic car shape has emerged that has less wind resistance, all the new models have integral frames for weight saving which also dictates the limits of the design.

Even shoes have more possibilities for differences than cars do these days.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at September 16, 2013 03:17 AM (28TG+)



See @384. Ever wonder why everything looks the same? If "bureaucracy" isn't your first guess......

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 11:20 PM (T1005)

457 I always look at tattoos on a female as being like warning labels.

Or content labels.

guys too for that matter.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at September 15, 2013 11:20 PM (28TG+)

458 With women, I judge the placement and the subject of their tattoos.

Also the amount and size.


And again, same with guys.

The size and prominence of a tattoo is directly related to how f'n crazy they are or have been.

The subject of the tattoos is directly related to how dangerous they may be to your physical interaction with them.

Anyone who has a tattoo anywhere above their collar bone?

STAY. AWAY.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at September 15, 2013 11:24 PM (28TG+)

459 Tesla would probably not be successful
without widespread quasi-religiousbelief in global warming by a certain
set of conspicuous consumers, so there is that ...




Hate to beat a dead horse, but the book for this is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Theory_of_the_Leisure_Class -- from 1899 -- where "conspicuous consumption" is discussed at length.

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 11:27 PM (T1005)

460 Why is beating a dead horse such a bad thing?

The horse doesn't care and no one else should be bothered.

Beat away I say.

Unless of course you beat the horse to death in the first place.

Then you got trouble.

One of the more noble animals IMO.

And NEVER worthy of assault.

Now a goat or a jackass . . . they just askin' for trouble.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at September 15, 2013 11:32 PM (28TG+)

461 I have to confess, when contemplating female flesh, I find tats or other modifications distracting.......but, then, I'm somewhat smitten of female flesh.




I'm sure that this is some rare neurosis.....

Posted by: cthulhu at September 15, 2013 11:33 PM (T1005)

462

"Beat away I say."

 

heheheh eh heheh eh heheh....

Posted by: beavis at September 15, 2013 11:41 PM (9gNQd)

463 Kaiser Henry J

When I was a kid and older cousin had one that was tricked out. 

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 15, 2013 11:41 PM (9MLX+)

464 Yeah, that car quiz was pretty darn rudimentary; a car quiz for non-gearheads, I guess.


I'd like to get me a '55 or '56 Packard 400, Executive, or Patrician with the Torsion-level ride, and a bum engine or bum Ultramatic. Not a show car, just a decent driver until it broke down. Then yard out the engine and transmission, and install a Chevy 6.2 liter Diesel with a 700R4 transmission. I'd have a nice luxurious highway cruiser that could get better than 20 miles to the gallon. And heavy enough to punch a hole right through a Tesla, heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 15, 2013 11:46 PM (8Fl6F)

465 A 50-75hp turbodiesel +11 gallon tank might make a Tesla turbodiesel-electric a world-beater: great range/mileage, acceptable acceleration ... but such a thing seems ... avoided.

VW recently started limited sales of a single-seat turbo-diesel hybrid commuter car...300+ MPG.

This however, is not that car...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ei6HXjrWUpY#t=64

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 15, 2013 11:52 PM (9MLX+)

466

Arbelest, this started out as a reaction to a comment that Tesla is a boondoggle, and, since they are successful in the car market, it seemed to me to be broad brush stroke equating all electric cars, and a denial that they are, in fact, selling them faster then they can make them.  Yes, there are some very super bright folk here, but absolute surety in the correct way of thinking is not attractive from either extreme.  The high level of discourse is why I keep coming back, but I do see plenty of rejection of the new ...

 

Cthulu, since you are haunting my dreams now, I fail to see how this argument could not be extended to any innovation that receives some sort of government sponsorship.  We all know the Internet started out as a DARPA project to create a computer network that would survive a nuclear war.  Its unintended consequences are many.  I don't think these kind of disruptive technical innovations (often war driven) were anticipated by that tract - the unseen effects of machinery notwithstanding, which are not limited to saving labor.  I don't think we fundamentally disagree, as am I going to be against government intervention in the economy in nearly all cases, because I do believe it does more harm then good.  That being said, denying reality for the sake of ideological purity is not an attractive position.  I, personally, believe there should be no subsidies for anything, ever ...  If you choose to define Tesla as a boondoggle within this context, I cannot argue with that - reserving my point that the reality is that many many people want them, and are willing to pay super high prices to get them.

 

Too bad Obama doesn't have even a basic understanding of the things spelled out in that tract ...

 

 

Posted by: Joe at September 15, 2013 11:57 PM (8Prb7)

467 Teslas parked long term at airports drain the battery, become bricked, and need to be flatbedded back to the dealer for hideously expensive repair.

Tesla is going to have a lot of one-time owners, and few repeat customers.  The technical issues with the vehicle are legion.  Its an engineering test quality product that was rushed into production for political reasons.


Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 16, 2013 12:08 AM (9MLX+)

468 If you choose to define Tesla as a boondoggle within this context, I cannot argue with that - reserving my point that the reality is that many many people want them, and are willing to pay super high prices to get them.

Too bad Obama doesn't have even a basic understanding of the things spelled out in that tract ...

Posted by: Joe at September 16, 2013 03:57 AM (8Prb7)


Teslas are being bought by those people who want to be seen to be buying a Tesla. It's a merit badge for conspicuous Green-ness, and not a means of transportation.



It would be funny as hell to go through parking lots of the rich and famous, and place bumper stickers on the back of Teslas that read: "My Other Car Actually Works".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2013 12:21 AM (8Fl6F)

469 466
Arbelest, this started out as a reaction to a comment that Tesla is a boondoggle, and, since they are successful in the car market, it seemed to me to be broad brush stroke equating all electric cars, and a denial that they are, in fact, selling them faster then they can make them. Yes, there are some very super bright folk here, but absolute surety in the correct way of thinking is not attractive from either extreme. The high level of discourse is why I keep coming back, but I do see plenty of rejection of the new ...

Cthulu, since you are haunting my dreams now, I fail to see how this argument could not be extended to any innovation that receives some sort of government sponsorship. We all know the Internet started out as a DARPA project to create a computer network that would survive a nuclear war. Its unintended consequences are many. I don't think these kind of disruptive technical innovations (often war driven) were anticipated by that tract - the unseen effects of machinery notwithstanding, which are not limited to saving labor. I don't think we fundamentally disagree, as am I going to be against government intervention in the economy in nearly all cases, because I do believe it does more harm then good. That being said, denying reality for the sake of ideological purity is not an attractiveposition. I, personally, believe there should be no subsidies for anything, ever ... If you choose to define Tesla as a boondoggle within this context, I cannot argue with that - reserving my point that the reality is that many many people want them, and are willing to pay super high prices to get them.

Too bad Obama doesn't have even a basic understanding of the things spelled out in that tract ...

Posted by: Joe at September 16, 2013 03:57 AM (8Prb7)



First -- read the Bastiat link. It's http://bastiat.org/en/twisatwins.html -- and not that long. Now, I should point out that my BA is in Business Economics.....and I didn't know Bastiat's NAME until at least 15 years after I'd graduated. Save yourself some time and read it now, and you'll be about 1/3 of your way to a BA-level degree in Econ.



Your next issue relates to "government sponsorship". You need to differentiate between "government purposes" and "market manipulation". Article I, section 8, of the US Constitution lays out the lawful government interests in the US. It is a remarkably short list [ http://tinyurl.com/db58tj ], and involves no electric cars.



The internet was originally developed as a means of military communication during a time of massive disruption. That's a valid military purpose. But it has gone onward to interconnect the world with little additional governmental interference. To say that multiple, non-justified technologies should be acceptable because they could be equally valuable after a similar phase-change doesn't bear up.




Posted by: cthulhu at September 16, 2013 12:23 AM (T1005)

470 Joe, that old story about the internet being designed to survive a nuclear war is utter and complete bullshit.

There was a far more straight forward and real world need: letting research groups spread across the country coordinate their activities. There is a reason the first sites were universities. They were not only involved in the development, they were the target market.

The resilience of the internet was a side effect of the switch to digital switching and use of packet communications. The POTS system is oriented towards ATM rather than IP but they have much in common. Voice communications became vastly more reliable at the same time the internet was being established but as the POTS system was already a fact of life from birth for nearly everyone living at the time developed nations, increased reliability was harder to appreciate. In much the same way younger people can have a hard time appreciating how amazingly reliable the typical new car is these days. There is a reason they now include warranties for mileage and/or time periods that was the stuff of dreams when I first started driving.

And the surviving a nuclear war? Not so much. You would only have to hit a handful of locations to knock most of the civilian population offline. Several years ago there was a fire at the 1 Wilshire facility in Los Angeles. This took out a THIRD of all global internet traffic.

Things are a bit more distributed today but a small number of nuclear strikes would be very effective at bringing down the internet. DoD keeps dedicated lines and their own facilities for a reason.

The internet did not need the government to drive its creation. It may have taken a few years longer but the elements were coming together in the private sector. Companies, especially Wall St. service providers, with massive computing capacity (for the era) were finding they had a big expense in keeping the machines running around the clock even though they were largely idle for a large chunk of the day. This was because it was a huge slow hassle to shut them down and bring them back up.

The first idea was to sell processing time to other businesses who could their work after business hours. Thus what would become known as CompuServe was launched in 1969, before the first node of the ARPAnet went into service. By the late 70s, it was becoming a consumer and small business service. Others followed and soon there were myriad services, many tied to specific computer brands and their operating systems. What became AOL was originally targeted at the Commodore 64 user base.

The big problem was a lack of standards. Proprietary protocols sprang up all over the place. What standards existed, such as the emulation of widely used terminals, helped but were very limited compared to what the newer computers could do, especially when it came to graphics. Eventually just about everything shifted to internet based standards because nobody owned them and thus there was no issue of royalties, patents, etc. But plenty of similar standards have been created in the computing field with no government participation or funding. At most, the government would have a guy representing their interest as a big buyer of the products at issue.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 16, 2013 12:54 AM (kcfmt)

471 Where Wizards Stay Up Late by Katie Hafner, first published in 1998, remains among the best histories of the origins and development of the internet.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 16, 2013 12:57 AM (kcfmt)

472 Duh!1 is an idiot. At best. So are the clowns who voted for him. Yes, you can quote me- "The Marching Morons...."

Posted by: Flyover Country at September 16, 2013 01:19 AM (ULH4o)

473 Two science-y comments: 1. It's NOT the "first time". It's simply the first time that it's been capable of being seen by more or less human-scale eyes to be have evolved on a 'gross' level in highly complex organism. There's been lots and lots of sighting of gear works in nature at the cellular level. Indeed, mutational variation in cell replication operates off a type of gear system. 2. The Boltzmann Brain idea goes back to the 19th century notions of our galaxy forming part of SEGMENT of the overall universe. The idea is that the overall universe would be infinite in time-space, such that anything possible would be BOUND to happen eventually, and anything that was bound to happen would also be bound to proliferate in an infinitely expanding. The idea has taken several big hits: the event horizon of the observable universe suggests the Big Bang theory confirmed by the Cosmic Microwave Background, which in turn suggests what we see as The Universe may only be one among many, and that 'universes' pop in and out of existence even within this one. The 1998 discovery of an ACCELERATING expanding universe also constituted a hit. But accommodating both of those discoveries with the finding of the Higgs Boson at 125 GEV, without any suggestion of supersymmetry, means Boltzmann Brains cannot arise WITHIN the observable Universe. So: if the observable Universe is all there is, OR if all sustainable universes can only persist with something like the same basic physics apparent in the observable Universe, then Boltzmann Brains are not sustainable.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at September 16, 2013 01:30 AM (w45V0)

474 This is your six a.m. wake up. Breakfast is pancakes and sausage with real maple syrup. Fresh, hot coffee, and orange juice.

Yes, you are dreaming.

Posted by: Biscuits at September 16, 2013 02:01 AM (Yhi4b)

475 Hooters, Hooters, Yum, Yum, Yum. Hooters, Hooters, on a girl that's dumb.  Go ms mccain. You embody the bundy credom

Posted by: Al Bundy at September 16, 2013 02:15 AM (ngSx5)

476 I'm sorry for the TLDR below but that fruit juice article is gonna lead you to frustration and is just plain stupid.

Fruit juices often times have preservatives that will hinder your yeast long enough for some wild yeast or some other infection to take hold.

If you want cheap hooch just use cane and baker's yeast. Or corn syrup.

Careful with too much sugar or the yeast can't take it. Better to add sugar until very sweet and then get your yeast going. When it looks like it has slowed, add more sugar but only so much as it is still drinkable. It'll smell like jolly ranchers if you use cane but will taste nasty while the yeast is still in suspension. Keep doing this until the yeast simply can't deal with the abv.

Remember to stir up the yeast from the bottom every day while it is still able to convert sugar to alcohol.

In my own playing around I've found that the "top" abv that the yeast manufacturers indicate is for unstirred/unrocked yeast. Hypothetically speaking, You can take 8% yeast well over the legal limit of 24% without anything more than a fish tank air stone, pump, and a mix of yeast energizer and a wee bit of yeast nutrient (nutrient is fert and the energizer is spent yeast hulls and such that help the stuff along.). This wasn't nasty tasting stuff either. Just remember the higher abv you go, the slower it is but 20% is doable in 7 days.

If you're not planning on, hypothetically, running it through a cook, you'd take the air off and stop slowing you're tired of how slow the yeast has become or it simply can't take any more abv and let it sit for a week to let the yeast fall out. Then rack it to a carboy and let it sit a month or two to let more yeast fall out (this is where you'll start to have a pain with baker's yeast and why proper brewing yeast is better. Midwest Supplies is a nice source.). Then rack again and after 1-2 months determine if you need to bottle (very little yeast on the bottom and doesn't taste yeasty (nasty if not malt based sugars). At this point it is drinkable but you'll want to save some off for 1, 2, 5+ years. You'll be astounded how the batch tastes in time.

When aging in bottles do not store where the temp changes rapidly. That will ruin your brew in a hurry. Bulk aging (in a carboy) is the best protection against rapid temp change if you do not have a basement.


Posted by: Random hillbilly at September 16, 2013 05:09 AM (GggJE)

477 JEF states that his foreign policy of late may not have looked all "smooth and disciplined and linear..." "..linear..." The JEF has an absolute tic for gaseous, pompous jargon. Are we are supposed to be in awe of a guy who supposedly thinks in terms of "linear" versus "curvilinear" versus WTF? What's next? "My meta-policy..." or "my fractalization of the sum of the factors tells me that...." Jesus. Wrong as the day is long on every fundamental value. And, operating on the intellectual level of a not-so-talented sophomore.

Posted by: NYC Parent at September 16, 2013 06:19 AM (HEo6y)

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