March 08, 2013
— Pixy Misa Hey there, 'Rons & 'Ettes, it's me again. Tonight finds your regular contributor to this space out of pocket due to commitments that apparently bedevil the lives of what society arbitrarily calls "normal, functioning adults". And since I'm clearly not one of those, it seemed only natural that I be the one to fulfill his duties until such time as his commitments will allow his return. [Bong hit]
So, we all sat gaping in rapt attention to Sen. Ron Paul's herculean display of stamina and continence earlier in the week as he held forth on topics ranging from Alice in Wonderland to street corner cafes. It was truly an inspiring moment; the senatorial equivalent of Rhianna's Twitter photos, which Camile Paglia has lauded as having an "artistic atmospheric eroticism" the like of which "has not been seen in decades."
Ms Paglia said Rihanna's self-released shots - many of which were published to millions of fans on her Twitter feed - have a 'genuinely artistic atmospheric eroticism' the like of which has 'not been seen in decades.'She used a shot of Rihanna completely naked from the waist down lolling in front of a fireplace smoking and drinking, and with a fur blanket slung over her head as an example of her 'impressive visual archive'.
Ms Paglia said some of Rihanna's more candid shots were reminiscent of the work of Kathy Keeton - a South African ballet dancer who once edited Viva and whose fashion editor was Anna Wintour.
She said the fireplace photos evoked European art films which featured enchantresses Jeanne Moreau and Delphine Seyrig.
And don't tell me you weren't thinking the same thing. I mean, let's face it: Rand Paul's filibuster, at least momentarily, called to mind an era in American politics that somehow manages to inspire a sense of nostalgia in people who never lived in such an era. Why, even Sen. Mark Kirk, in an apparent homage to Mr. Smith Goes to Washington was compelled to bring a thermos of tea and an apple to his colleague as he held the floor.
We learned a lot about America that night, and the way the founders constructed a system that would ensure that no one branch of government could run rough-shod over the rights and duties of its coequal branches. But, I learned something else.
In one of the more endearingly human moments of the night, as I sat listening to the filibuster on the headphones attached to my PC, I thought I heard him whisper to an aide, "Could you get me a candy bar, too?" Lo and behold! Mere seconds later, the senator was crinkling a wrapper and chowing down. How the hell did he get that candy bar so quickly? Well, it seems that aside from delivering hot beverages and fresh fruit to his fatigued colleagues, Sen. Mark Kirk is also responsible for stocking the Senate candy desk:
In 1965, Senator George Murphy (R-CA) originated the practice of keeping a supply of candy in his desk for his fellow senators. In every Congress since that time, the Candy Desk has been located in the back area of the Republican side, close to the Chamber's most heavily used entrance.With candy making being a major industry in Illinois, Senator Kirk volunteered to take on the responsibility of stocking the Candy Desk during the 112th Congress to promote candy makers around the state. The Candy Desk will now feature sweets made in Illinois such as Mars, Milky Way and Snickers bars.
Speaking of historic moments in the United States Senate, did you know that the first woman to ever serve in The World's Greatest Deliberative Body was an outspoken feminist and Progressive Democrat from Georgia, who also happened to be oldest freshman senator to serve at the age of 87, as well as the shortest-serving senator having only put in one day on the job?
Also, she was an irredeemable racist.
Rebecca Ann Fatimer Felton (June 10, 1835 – January 24, 1930) was an American writer, lecturer, reformer, and politician who became the first woman to serve in the United States Senate. She was the most prominent woman in Georgia in the Progressive Era, and was honored by appointment to the Senate; she was sworn in on November 21, 1922, and served one day, the shortest serving Senator in U.S. history. At 87 years old, 9 months, and 22 days, she was also the oldest freshman senator to enter the Senate. As of 2012, she is also the only woman to have served as a Senator from Georgia. She was a prominent society woman; an advocate of prison reform, women's suffrage and educational modernization; and one of the few prominent women who spoke in favor of lynching.
Certainly, we've come a long way since Rebecca Felton (or is it Becky?) stalked the halls of the Senate. Back then, it was all about achieving something as simple the recognition of the right of women to have their votes counted at the ballot box. And thanks to the dauntless courage of women like Felton, what was once unthinkable is now a reality and women constitute the most influential voting bloc in American politics.
But the struggle rages on as we confront new challenges, such as whether or not a man can choose to have himself turned into a woman and then make a living beating the crap out of other women.
Fallon Fox is bracing herself for controversy, and as the first on-record transgender female fighter in mixed martial arts, she's going to get plenty of it.On Monday, the 37-year-old Fox (2-0) revealed exclusively to SI.com that she's a transgender fighter -- the first on record, male or female, to compete in the combat sport. Fox won her second professional bout with a 39-second knockout (via knee) last Saturday at Championship Fighting Alliance 10 in Coral Gables, Fla.
Call me a male chauvinist, but I'm not too crazy about the very idea of women engaging in MMA tournaments. That's not to say women can't be skilled competitive fighters. There are some I wouldn't step into the ring with for love nor money. But, in light of recent news reports, women who do engage in such activities really should be subjected to an extra level of scrutiny given the potential to exploit anatomical features to gain an unfair advantage. [H/T: tmi3rd]
An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.
The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver "sticking out from" inside Harris . . .
Of course, I'm not suggesting women are more apt than men to seek an unfair advantage over their opponents. That's something universal to all of humanity. In fact, it's universal to all forms of life as part of the evolutionary process and something we should all be thankful for as possessors of the greatest capacity to devise such advantages. Otherwise . . .
After all, thousands of years of treachery and brutality are what kept our ancestors alive. Had they not learned to bring guns to the proverbial knife fight that is hunting, they'd have long ago gone the way of the mighty T-Rex. Our ability to use our relatively complex brains in the quest for sustenance is what makes humans the ultimate apex predator. Without that ability to reason and learn new behaviors, we'd be scarcely more than giant, two-legged, hairless house cats.
That's not to say we humans without our foibles, obviously. As Sen. Paul demonstrated as he wound up his historic filibuster, we're all subject to the whims of nature. We just happen to be better at predicting and adapting to nature than other animals. But, while our superior brains give us huge advantages over the rest of earth's inhabitants, we still fall victim to the pathologies that plagued extinct species down through time. Avarice and greed led to the downfall of many a magnificent creature through starvation as they wiped out their own food supplies through voracious feeding and overpopulation.
That same cupidity drives humans to spend money meant for baby formula on scratch-off lottery tickets in the vain hope of generating enough extra revenue for a fifth of Val-U-Rite. And more often than not, nature's randomness is just as unforgiving in such cases as it was to primitive societies who sought to placate the gods of their universe with blood and food sacrifices.
And, in a way, what Sen. Paul did in his filibuster was the kind of thing that made mankind the master of its domain. In past civilizations the ability to reason and think ahead and prepare for future lean times led to societies being able to sustain themselves in periods of plague and drought. What the wise men of the past did in urging moderation and preparation with regard to food supplies was essentially what Rand Paul was urging his fellow citizens to do with regard to their liberties.
It remains to be seen whether his message will take hold and people will begin to guard their freedoms as jealously as the thriving societies of the past guarded their food supplies. Still, no matter how vigilant we become, we are little more than hairless apes fated to fall victim to our covetousness and sloth. Like the once-invincible Roman Empire, we are doomed to fall because we want it all, we want it now, and we want it easy.
Tonight's ONT brought to you by Blackjack.
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Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2013 06:14 PM (Zd/NW)
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Posted by: Tuna at March 08, 2013 06:20 PM (M/TDA)
Hey I didn't do that blank one. What happened?
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 10:18 PM (0PiQ4)
She needs some "happy" knocked into her head, I'll do it!!
Posted by: Chris Brown at March 08, 2013 06:20 PM (Zd/NW)
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Posted by: Greg Toombs at March 08, 2013 06:21 PM (2xLsT)
andycanuck, I know! those look like Frankenstein sticthes!
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 06:22 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at March 08, 2013 06:23 PM (1rB1x)
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Posted by: Obvious Joke at March 08, 2013 06:24 PM (1AAJW)
I'm so confused. Must be a blood sugar thing.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 08, 2013 06:24 PM (IA26D)
I do not trust him. I applaud his actions, but I do not trust his heart.
Posted by: Peaches at March 08, 2013 06:24 PM (AJM+z)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 08, 2013 06:25 PM (XvrTA)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 06:25 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 08, 2013 06:25 PM (wR+pz)
http://youtu.be/2GMB6S5xIjM
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 06:26 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at March 08, 2013 06:26 PM (6IKyK)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 08, 2013 06:27 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 06:27 PM (0PiQ4)
https://twitter.com/katewerk/status/309340210448195584
Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2013 06:27 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at March 08, 2013 06:27 PM (0SmH0)
Posted by: Greg Toombs at March 08, 2013 06:28 PM (2xLsT)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 08, 2013 06:29 PM (XvrTA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Thorvald at March 08, 2013 06:29 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2013 06:29 PM (7mkAx)
Which one has "gravitas"?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2013 06:29 PM (zPVBH)
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Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2013 10:20 PM (ORGYc)
That's where they put the stuffing in
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at March 08, 2013 10:25 PM (XvrTA)
That is one of our new "Build A Whore" buddies for ex-cons. As you can tell she still hasn't had one of our outfits from "The Streetwalker Collection" put on her yet, but when she does, a special little boy or girl will have a whole lot of fun with her. And remember, don't forget to kiss her heart before putting it back in her!
Posted by: Build A Bear Workshop at March 08, 2013 06:31 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at March 08, 2013 06:31 PM (0SmH0)
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 06:31 PM (rgxCi)
Yeah Peaches, I really have liked what Rand Paul had accomplished the other night with the fillibuster . and tee'd off at McCain .
Yeah i am concerned about His dads possible influence .
Posted by: willow ette at March 08, 2013 06:32 PM (nqBYe)
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Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2013 10:14 PM (Zd/NW)
Ok you know what....that was funny the first time you used that nic. Now? Still making me giggle. Could you please stop using it in September when I turn 44? I think that is about the age I will grow up and not find funny in such ridiculousness. Thanks
Posted by: Molly k. at March 08, 2013 06:34 PM (rthbQ)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at March 08, 2013 06:34 PM (0SmH0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 06:34 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2013 06:34 PM (bKA83)
lines running hither and (mind went blank ) anyway everything should be dry and clean when i wake up
Posted by: willow ette at March 08, 2013 06:35 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 06:35 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 06:35 PM (sdi6R)
I'm going to take down his government long before the tea party can be botherd to.
Posted by: Mathematics at March 08, 2013 06:35 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: eman at March 08, 2013 06:36 PM (dZnxf)
Posted by: T Rex at March 08, 2013 06:36 PM (7mkAx)
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Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 06:37 PM (GEICT)
Holy Crap they should re-release that song from Blackjack. Never even knew Bolton et al had done something like that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 08, 2013 06:37 PM (p/cQy)
http://tinyurl.com/bk8hwlq
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 06:38 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 10:37 PM (GEICT)
They must have really strict gunlaws there for that to even be considered for a moment let alone become an actual hiding place.
Posted by: willow ette at March 08, 2013 06:39 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at March 08, 2013 06:39 PM (0SmH0)
Oh, yes. We in California are way ahead of you on that one.
Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2013 06:40 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 06:40 PM (IFT6K)
They must have really strict gunlaws there for that to even be considered for a moment let alone become an actual hiding place.
It was balanced out by the packets of meth they found in her anal fissure. This gal was really trying to hide something.
Posted by: Panhandler at March 08, 2013 06:41 PM (rZ5RE)
Posted by: willow ette at March 08, 2013 06:41 PM (nqBYe)
No problem reaching anything here.
Posted by: a brontosaurus at March 08, 2013 06:41 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 06:41 PM (GEICT)
Death by bullet to the hoo-ha? That's got to be a really bad way to go.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 10:37 PM (GEICT)
Stuffing a gun into the hoo-ha has got to be a really bad way to live. This chick thought it was a good idea. I'd feel bad for the bullet....
Posted by: joejm65 at March 08, 2013 06:42 PM (UZuc4)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 08, 2013 06:42 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 06:42 PM (IFT6K)
Not in this house. Old-fashioned, iron, rusts-if-you-dont-dry-and-oil-it, bendy potato masher is the magic.
One more secret: bake your potatoes before mashing, don't boil them.
Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2013 06:42 PM (bKA83)
Me too.
Posted by: China, to whom you owe all that money at March 08, 2013 10:37 PM (bKA83)
Nuh uh. We are. To get our shit.
Posted by: FSA at March 08, 2013 06:42 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2013 06:42 PM (ORGYc)
Whether you trust Rand Paul or not, he stood up and made stand. Here stands at least one man with some conviction. And as a result, he did actually get clarification from the Executive.
Mitch McConnell, for all his temporizing and shilly-shallying as Minority Leader, at least didn't cut the legs out from under Rand.
It's just those two-faced nancy boy attention whores, McCain and Graham, that seem to have a problem with it. I wonder if they realize just how out of step they are with a great many people in their own party.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is here at March 08, 2013 06:43 PM (Md8Uo)
***
One thing that always bothered my is that conservatives tend to believe that the failures of national socialist economics will collapse such states.
By the time people notice the economics there are...unpleasant circumstances for those who would complain
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2013 06:43 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 08, 2013 06:44 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 08, 2013 10:32 PM (79AXR)
Yeah, but it cut the fuck down on fapping.
Posted by: Theodore Rex at March 08, 2013 06:44 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 06:44 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 08, 2013 06:44 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 06:44 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: Thorvald at March 08, 2013 06:45 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 08, 2013 06:45 PM (BVkEs)
I hope it did!
Posted by: willow ette at March 08, 2013 06:45 PM (nqBYe)
SMBC got there first: http://tinyurl.com/lmtuls
Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2013 06:45 PM (bKA83)
***
The Democrats did this for a long time - running "moderates" who voted how the liberal wing told them to.
Looks like the liberal wing of the Republican party has been trying the same thing for the few elections...but people are wising up.
Speaking of which, is Linda Grahamanesty getting primaried?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2013 06:45 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 06:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Beto at March 08, 2013 06:46 PM (MhA4j)
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Posted by: Whatev at March 08, 2013 06:46 PM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2013 06:47 PM (zPVBH)
Maureen O'Connor
http://preview.tinyurl.com/aanwn3m
When the lottery was first proposed, one conservative argument against it was exactly this type of thing happening. The result was a mandatory gamblers anonymous hot line for problem gamblers.
Meanwhile, in Detroit. everyone is looking for easy money ; drugs, liquor, prostitution, thievery, bribery, influence peddling, fraud, gambling, extortion. Maybe everyone in Detroit has brain tumors?
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at March 08, 2013 06:47 PM (IA26D)
Posted by: Theodore Rex at March 08, 2013 10:44 PM (Zd/NW)
Please, if you could reach it you'd just rip it off and eat it. Meat's meat, right?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 08, 2013 06:47 PM (xKC/c)
I only wish I knew as much about Friends as Ace, elle.
He's a veritable cornucopia of Friends Fun Facts.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 06:47 PM (3oLhT)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 08, 2013 10:42 PM (ORGYc)
crazy move, I suppose being drug addled could throw off ones perception of safety/
Posted by: willow ette at March 08, 2013 06:47 PM (nqBYe)
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Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 06:47 PM (GEICT)
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Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 06:48 PM (3oLhT)
Posted by: teej at March 08, 2013 06:48 PM (PcFsV)
Posted by: eman at March 08, 2013 06:48 PM (dZnxf)
Ok you know what....that was funny the first time you used that nic. Now? Still making me giggle. Could you please stop using it in September when I turn 44? I think that is about the age I will grow up and not find funny in such ridiculousness. Thanks
Posted by: Molly k. at March 08, 2013 10:34 PM (rthbQ)
Since I am going to be switching over to that nick full time for Ashley's Senate campaign, that's a big negative ghost rider.
BTW, I'll be 48 in September and will still find it funny by then I hope.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2013 06:48 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is here at March 08, 2013 06:49 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 06:49 PM (IFT6K)
Avalanche erupt for four goals in the second period. 5-1 Avs at the start of the 3rd period. Blackhawks streak in jeopardy. Yay Avs.
M-m-m-m-m-matty Duchene!
**relurk**
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2013 06:49 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 08, 2013 06:49 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: Holo at March 08, 2013 06:49 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Whatev at March 08, 2013 06:49 PM (A7Wh1)
Well, his ideas did always come up short.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 08, 2013 06:49 PM (xKC/c)
Well, I suppose it depends on your definition of "take down." The USSR broke into a lot of pieces and it didn't go terribly well for anyone in power at the time, even if they were ultimately replaced by the same sort of people.
To your other point, it's kind of difficult to keep a lid on complaints when the who's complaining is basically everyone.
Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2013 06:50 PM (hO9ad)
Touré @Toure
Guys, Rand Paul is a serious thinker, wink, & the nation needs his fresh non cockamamie ideas, wink, so support Rand 2016 because... stuff.
Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2013 06:51 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 06:51 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: abner normal at March 08, 2013 06:52 PM (6gk77)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2013 06:52 PM (zPVBH)
So, here are mine:
Chandler, funniest. Except he was with Janice.
Ross, self depracating humor funny, but unlikeable whiny, beta male in the long run
Joey, plays the part of stupid well.
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 06:53 PM (0PiQ4)
Oh, by the way, it doesn't matter if your arms are short if the equipment is correspondingly lengthy. IYKWIMAIKYD
Back to the hockey game.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2013 06:53 PM (qqZuQ)
Speaking of which, is Linda Grahamanesty getting primaried?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2013 10:45 PM (zPVBH)
Someone earlier said that Linda has Strom's old machine as his power base, and that moron said that was a very powerful force in SC politics. But I have the feeling if he was primaried, he would run 3rd party or as a Dem to say "fuck you".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2013 06:54 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2013 06:54 PM (7mkAx)
Posted by: eman at March 08, 2013 06:55 PM (dZnxf)
Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2013 06:56 PM (bKA83)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is here at March 08, 2013 10:43 PM (Md8Uo)
Newt summed up the McCain thing in a rather interesting way. To paraphrase, he said that McCain got pissy over someone being a maverick. The 'old' McCain would have respected the move, even if he didn't approve of the message. I'd link the article, but in bed, lazy, yada yada yada...
Posted by: joejm65 at March 08, 2013 06:57 PM (UZuc4)
good call
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2013 06:58 PM (BBWjt)
>>Garrett, no kidding?
No. I've barely ever seen it. I was just giving him shit...and he was off.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 06:58 PM (3oLhT)
Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2013 10:56 PM (bKA83)
No, but Lindsay's mouth looks like a mile of cock has passed between those lips.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2013 06:58 PM (Zd/NW)
Touré @Toure
Guys, Rand Paul is a serious thinker, wink, the nation needs his fresh non cockamamie ideas, wink, so support Rand 2016 because... stuff.
This is how you know they're scared.
Posted by: Splunge at March 08, 2013 06:58 PM (bKA83)
Would this one fit Rhianna? Or Ms. Paglia?
Shadow Queen of Desire
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 06:58 PM (IFT6K)
hi guy, Greg Lake! Wow, I forgot how good he is on vocals. Reminds me of whoever sang leads for the Moody Blues era, Knight in White Satin and Paul Rodgers, Bad Company. Great voice.
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 06:59 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Whoopie Cushion Goldberg at March 08, 2013 06:59 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 08, 2013 06:59 PM (BVkEs)
Yeah , Lindsey Graham will probably pull a Lisa Murckovisky in SC if somehow he got primaried.
He's become quite and annoying little person, of somewhat undetermined gender.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is here at March 08, 2013 06:59 PM (Md8Uo)
Obviously it is a sexy young woman, but what else is it? Does it sing? Does it dance? Is it a hooker?
I have heard the name,but I honestly don't have a fucking clue.
It is sexy, and if my wife divorces me I wouldn't mind banging it. How much would that cost? I would probably pay $500 for an evening with this Rhianna....thing.
Or is that too much?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2013 06:59 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: joejm65 at March 08, 2013 10:57 PM (UZuc4)
You should just get your assistant to write down the link.
Posted by: Juan Williams at March 08, 2013 06:59 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 08, 2013 06:59 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: trainer @ LIB at March 08, 2013 07:00 PM (1QEkm)
They'll tell us who they fear, eh.
The electability crowd is going to give us Christie anyway, so there's not much point worrying about it.
Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2013 07:00 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 07:01 PM (0PiQ4)
can't you people in South Carolina do any better?
VIC FOR SENATE
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2013 10:58 PM (BBWjt)
Can I run again this year?
Posted by: Alvin Greene, D-Planet Lovetron at March 08, 2013 07:01 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 07:01 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Norm Coleman at March 08, 2013 07:02 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2013 07:02 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Mark Sanford at March 08, 2013 07:02 PM (1AAJW)
Posted by: teej at March 08, 2013 07:02 PM (PcFsV)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 07:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 08, 2013 07:02 PM (OgI54)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is here at March 08, 2013 07:02 PM (Md8Uo)
The email I received from them stated this time the word count is not hard set goal of 50k. Also they talk about the writer trying different approaches like writing a series of short stories to meet the 50k goal.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 07:02 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2013 07:02 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: madamemayhem at March 08, 2013 07:03 PM (S2RnE)
Honesty, Suppression and Control”. Unfortunately it was misspelled.
Posted by: trainer @ LIB at March 08, 2013 11:00 PM (1QEkm)
I thought it was supposed to say "Insert Coins in Rear"
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2013 07:03 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2013 07:03 PM (jucos)
Posted by: MSM at March 08, 2013 07:04 PM (Vk2pI)
You are being too kind.
She just looks stoned.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2013 07:04 PM (GsoHv)
I'm reminded of the joke with the punchline: "You aren't really out here for the hunting, are you?"
Posted by: epobirs at March 08, 2013 07:04 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 08, 2013 07:04 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: Ike Turner at March 08, 2013 07:04 PM (5fSr7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 07:05 PM (IFT6K)
She sings, after a fashion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up7pvPqNkuU
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2013 07:05 PM (+XDCD)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 07:05 PM (JMmQ9)
Or is that too much?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2013 10:59 PM (GsoHv)
---
She likes it rough. Beat her up, yo. She charges nothing for it..
Posted by: Chris Brown, Yo at March 08, 2013 07:05 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2013 07:06 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Lindsey Graham's Dentist at March 08, 2013 11:05 PM (vbh31)
yeah, it's called a jackhammer
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2013 07:06 PM (BBWjt)
here are my all time top drummers. first place will be predicatable.
1. John Bonham
2. Neil Peart
3. Keith Moon
2 out of 3 died early. You okay, drummer?
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 07:06 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2013 11:03 PM (jucos)
Melatonin 3 mg. 2-3 pills 30 minutes prior to bed is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Molly k. at March 08, 2013 07:06 PM (rthbQ)
She was carrying a gun which would make me think she was a Republican.
But she put a loaded gun up her vagina which makes me think she was a Democrat.
Was it a bold reinterpretation of 'The Vagina Monologues'? Was the morning after pill not readily available? Or was she trying to find a way to pay off the student loans for her 'Womyn's Studies' degree? We may never know.
Posted by: Statelss Infidel at March 08, 2013 07:06 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2013 07:06 PM (7mkAx)
The Candy Desk will now feature sweets made in Illinois
Ferrara Pan is in Illinois.
And now I want a box of Boston Baked Beans and/or Cherryheads
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 08, 2013 07:08 PM (kdS6q)
Lots of cross-pollination on these shows.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 08, 2013 07:08 PM (+XDCD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 07:08 PM (IFT6K)
Am I going to regret this link?
.
.
.
.
.
Yup.
So she's a hooker, because that sure sucked.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2013 07:08 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Whatev at March 08, 2013 07:09 PM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 07:09 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: zeera at March 08, 2013 07:10 PM (fHLmF)
http://tinyurl.com/aqvy9xq
What happened to the ONT I used to know?
/snark
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 11:05 PM (JMmQ9)
I've seen that before here on the ONT, it is pretty funny, and sexy in a disturbing way
perfect ONT material
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2013 07:10 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 08, 2013 07:10 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Molly k. at March 08, 2013 11:06 PM (rthbQ)
yeah, that shit works.
I took 5 pills last night. that might have been too much. I had a pretty vivid dream of being arrested for carrying a gun into Illinois.
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2013 07:12 PM (BBWjt)
how are the tentacles tonite
HI ANNA PUMA
HI ALL
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 08, 2013 10:54 PM (BBWjt)
Hiya, Bawney -- what say you keep to your side of the aisle and I'll keep my tentacles on the other side?
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2013 07:12 PM (kaalw)
Maybe folks gave up porn, or near approximations, for Lent?
Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2013 07:12 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 08, 2013 07:12 PM (OgI54)
Or is that too much?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2013 10:59 PM (GsoHv)
---
She likes it rough. Beat her up, yo. She charges nothing for it..
Posted by: Chris Brown, Yo at March 08, 2013 11:05 PM (BVkEs)
Sigh, what a lucky girl.
Posted by: Hayden Panatiere at March 08, 2013 07:12 PM (Zd/NW)
Chris Brown, to the eye, with right jab.
Howdy, window lickers. I just got back from a gig. It's the Early Bird Special at BBKings. 6:30 till 8:30, the big band started at 9:00.
I think I still have time to go to Denny's.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 08, 2013 07:13 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2013 07:13 PM (7mkAx)
Genres you can write in include - Adventure, Chick Lit, Erotic Fiction, Fantasy, Horror + Supernatural, plus others.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 07:15 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2013 07:15 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: carolina at March 08, 2013 07:16 PM (SlsM7)
.
Glad you brought the drummers back up. I wanted to mention a few more.
Much respect for Ringo Starr. Very under rated. For me, it's not always about machine gun speed. Writing great drum parts that fit the song is also very important.
Ringo fills that bill. I can't imagine coming up with a drum score for "A Day in the Life" like he did.
Guys like Nigel Olson (Elton John) and Russ Kunkel (James Taylor) also impress me.
And when I saw Steely Dan last year they had a kid named Keith Carlock playing for them.
In. Credible.Posted by: teej at March 08, 2013 07:16 PM (3R0Zs)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 07:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2013 07:17 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 11:05 PM (IFT6K)
Or the Harlequin Romance: Love Among the Shuggoths
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2013 07:17 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: ElKomandante at March 08, 2013 07:17 PM (6IFjg)
here are my all time top drummers. first place will be predicatable.
1. John Bonham
2. Neil Peart
3. Keith Moon
2 out of 3 died early. You okay, drummer?
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 11:06 PM (0PiQ4)
Nice list. I'd flip 2 and 3, but still AOK.
Posted by: joejm65 at March 08, 2013 07:17 PM (UZuc4)
Thanks for writing about Rand's filibuster tonight. I'm still on a high from it. I just popped in here after reading Rand's op-ed in the Washington Post: "My Filibuster Was Just the Begining"
http://tinyurl.com/c4unst9
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 08, 2013 07:18 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Chapter 1 - The Threatening Tentacles at March 08, 2013 07:18 PM (BBWjt)
Here's my favourite Red Eye clip where Andy Levy apologises to Chris Brown for making comments about Chris Brown beating up Rianna.
http://tinyurl.com/8xme5et
Posted by: Statelss Infidel at March 08, 2013 07:18 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 07:19 PM (JMmQ9)
Thanks chemjeff.
I couldn't get arrested these past two months. Had two gigs last weekend, and two this weekend, plus I had to turn down two other gigs this weekend.
I hope this keep happening: baby needs a new pair of snakeskin boots. /Zappa
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 08, 2013 07:19 PM (+z4pE)
chicks in matching pink panties and white hoodies (and nothing else) and
all I get is crickets? Serious You Guys?
***
That was posted on some previous ONT.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 08, 2013 07:20 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 07:21 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: The Political Hat \m/ at March 08, 2013 07:21 PM (Vk2pI)
Heheheh eh heheh... she said "poker"... heheh...
Posted by: beavis at March 08, 2013 07:22 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2013 07:23 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 11:19 PM (JMmQ9)
You ain't kidding!
Posted by: Horse Lover at March 08, 2013 07:23 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 07:23 PM (JMmQ9)
I wanted to include Ringo Starr in my top 3 but couldn't. All my favorite Beatles songs are pretty soft, pre-drugs.
1. We Can Work It Out.
2. Hey Jude
3. Birthday
Drug Induced Favorites:
1. Lucy in the Sky
2. Yellow Submarine
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 07:23 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: butthead at March 08, 2013 07:23 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 07:23 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 07:25 PM (IFT6K)
I got a picture of me and B'Gal with Carmine Appice. Her younger son played bass for Pat Travers, who opened for the New Doors tour back in '05. Met Manzarek too.
Watched Vanilla Fudge from backstage. Helluva show.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 08, 2013 07:26 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 07:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Robert at March 08, 2013 07:29 PM (LUnTP)
I know what your thinking, did I fire six shots or only five?
To tell you the truth, in all this exitement, I kinda lost track myself, as this is a 44 magnum, most powerful handgun in the world, it would blow your head clean off.
Youve got to ask yourself, do I feel lucky, well, do ya punk
Posted by: okie girl vajayjay at March 08, 2013 07:29 PM (vgd4f)
revise that list. knock off Birthday and replace it with Baby, You're a Rich Man.
disclaimer: both of those last two might be drug induced.
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 07:29 PM (0PiQ4)
It is little known, but there is a sentence in Japanese that sounds very much like "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" if you are unfortunate enough to sneeze at the wrong time while saying it. Nevertheless, it was quite a coincidence that Diane Westerly would come to be preparing for her Japanese class in springtime downwind from the milkweed farm.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2013 07:30 PM (kaalw)
"quick" are milled thinner, so they absorb water more quickly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 08, 2013 07:30 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 07:30 PM (JMmQ9)
I'm thinking that's the wrong holster after you fired the weapon.
Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2013 07:31 PM (hO9ad)
1. We Can Work It Out.
2. Hey Jude
3. Birthday
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 11:23 PM
I'm fairly certain those 3 are all post drugs. I'm not sure there is actually such a thing as a "pre drug" Beatles song. There were hitting something or other pretty hard from Hamburg on. Maybe the first couple of LP's, up to about "Hard Day's Night", they were pacing themselves, somewhat and weren't getting shitfaced hourly.
Posted by: otho at March 08, 2013 07:32 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: teej at March 08, 2013 07:32 PM (h1gQR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 07:33 PM (IFT6K)
I took the 'stang in today to get the "bent wheel" fixed, the one that was diagnosed by the dealer because when they put tires on it the damn thing developed a side-to-side wobble at 15MPH that translated to a vibration at interstate speeds. After that they went into the "not our fault" mode.
Turns out...no bent wheel. The left rear tire was bad from the minute they put it on the car.
The good news is, new tires fixed the wobble and the wheels look great after having the scuffs polished out of them today. Tomorrow I get my new axlebacks and they get put on at a friends house, so I'll be all set for my Florida trip week after next.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 08, 2013 07:34 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Mark Sanford at March 08, 2013 07:34 PM (1AAJW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 07:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 08, 2013 07:34 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2013 07:35 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 07:35 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 08, 2013 07:35 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: \m/ The Political Hat \m/ at March 08, 2013 07:36 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 08, 2013 07:37 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Mark Sanford at March 08, 2013 07:37 PM (1AAJW)
How many can still recite something like Milton's Sonnet on his Blindness?
'Oh when I consider how my light is spent
'ere in this dark world and wide
and that one talent which is death to hide
lodged with me useless though my soul most bent'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 07:38 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 08, 2013 07:38 PM (pC72t)
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 07:38 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 07:38 PM (3oLhT)
'ere in this dark world and wide
and that one talent which is death to hide
lodged with me useless though my soul most bent'
Pretty words, but I don't see a mention of boobs in there.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 08, 2013 07:39 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 07:40 PM (3oLhT)
Posted by: teej at March 08, 2013 07:40 PM (r60DJ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 07:40 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 08, 2013 07:41 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 07:41 PM (0PiQ4)
Patrick Henry, somewhere back in the 1700s....really.
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2013 07:42 PM (FMbng)
The Minutemen - Mike Watt, D. Boone and George Hurley
West Coast DIY Punk Rock. Great stuff. Sad story. D. Boone died young. Way too young.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 07:42 PM (3oLhT)
It would seem the Aztec High Priests of the 15th century have been reincarnated and are now in full reign at the Mega Mosque some still nostalgically call the Pentagon. Their Spiritual Leader has been the High Priest of The Most Holy Doctrine of COIN, Imam David "Holy Qur'an" Petraeus.
America's Generals are now very much like the Aztec High Priests of many centuries ago. The main difference, and it's a relatively small one, is that instead of continually sacrificing what they regarded as their excess and disposable human property to the Sun God to try to gain benevolence and avoid wrath, America's Generals keep trying to sacrifice America's Constitution, and do sacrifice more and more of the lives and limbs of AmericaÂ’s troops, whom they regard as their excess and disposable human property, as well as hundreds of billions of dollars of America's rapidly shrinking treasure, which although itself is of much lesser importance is still no small matter, to the gods they reverently call "The Prophet Mohammad", "The Holy Qur'an" and "The Noble People Of Afghanistan and their Noble Muslim Culture" to try to gain benevolence and avoid wrath, and maybe even get an extra star and another few assorted colorful baubles for which to adorn themselves.
Is our military fighting for anything most Americans would regard as at all decent in Afghanistan? Certainly not our Army, nor our Marines. America's Generals have repeatedly ordered them to respect the gods they call "The Prophet Mohammad", "The Holy Qur'an" and "The Noble People Of Afghanistan and their Noble Muslim Culture" and if American troops get shot to death by what their Generals call their Partners in Peace, then the Generals conclude that America's derelict and sacrilegious troops must not have respected the gods they call "The Prophet Mohammad", "The Holy Qur'an" and "The Noble People Of Afghanistan and their Noble Muslim Culture" nearly enough and order them to take still more religious and cultural “sensitivity” training so they can better respect the Noble Muslim Culture of the Noble People of Afghanistan, maybe even enough where they can start joining in the practicing of that Noble Muslim Culture themselves, which would no doubt delight the Generals to no end.
There of course is never any "sensitivity" training ever even recommended for what America's Generals call "The Noble People Of Afghanistan" so they might better understand and appreciate Western and American culture, the great superiority of which should be self-evident. But then as America's Generals clearly must regard the Noble Muslim Culture of the Noble People of Afghanistan as being far superior to Western and American culture, they would surely regard any such thing as, well, absolutely unthinkable, and blasphemous, and upon hearing any such suggestion would no doubt order even more "sensitivity" training.
* Mainstream Noble People of Afghanistan Muslim Culture includes child rape of both young girls and young boys, torturing dogs including puppies, total enslavement of women, stoning women to death for being raped, and death to apostates, which itself covers a whole lot, just to very briefly mention a few of the highlights.
Posted by: FeralCat at March 08, 2013 07:42 PM (TWcaX)
We'd be remiss to ignore Ginger Baker and Jim Gordon.
We would.
Little known factoid: Jim Gordon composed the second part of Layla, the piano part.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 08, 2013 07:42 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 07:43 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2013 07:44 PM (BBWjt)
Unfamiliar with the concept of 'lanyard'
Posted by: fluffy at March 08, 2013 07:44 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 08, 2013 11:39 PM (xKC/c)
Here's the standby moron theme song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ylRplLnU84
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 08, 2013 07:44 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 08, 2013 07:45 PM (qqZuQ)
Anna Puma, please email me if you got it.
if not please let me know where to send it, to my email address
chem dot jeff at yahoo dot com
thanx
good night
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2013 07:46 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 07:46 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 07:46 PM (sdi6R)
oh when we do our national moron meet-up we should definitely have a karaoke night, that would be epic
We may have enough Morons to put together a real band, too.
Bring bail money...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 08, 2013 07:46 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: chemjeff at March 08, 2013 11:44 PM (BBWjt)
And by "epic" he means "just wait till you see yourself on YouTube"
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 08, 2013 07:47 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: teej at March 08, 2013 07:47 PM (cWpCn)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 07:47 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 07:48 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 08, 2013 07:48 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 11:46 PM (0PiQ4)
He was in Derek and the Dominos and Traffic and Delaney and Bonnie among many many others..
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 07:49 PM (VOi2K)
Its Milton, Puritans. Boobs would give them the vapours and a heart attack.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 07:49 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 07:49 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 07:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 08, 2013 07:49 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 07:50 PM (VOi2K)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 08, 2013 07:52 PM (+z4pE)
Ding! Ding! Ding! Yeah, of course, I remember now, garrett.
Posted by: L, elle at March 08, 2013 07:53 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 07:55 PM (IFT6K)
OK, music lovers, it's bedime for Bonzo (SWIDT?)
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 08, 2013 07:56 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 08, 2013 07:56 PM (/T+P8)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 07:58 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: James at March 08, 2013 07:58 PM (Lh5W3)
Posted by: JEM at March 08, 2013 07:58 PM (nzlU3)
The Gorilla Ghouls
Fire Breathing Gambler
The Malevolent Platypus Folk
Captured by the Ivory Priestess
Flesh Eating Hunter of Phobos
Bat Ships
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 07:59 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: JEM at March 08, 2013 11:58 PM (nzlU3)
Go ahead, make my day!
Posted by: okie girl's dirty hairy at March 08, 2013 08:00 PM (vgd4f)
Debbie downer here.
Hi friends in the box. Debbie downer here.
Drunk to boot. Bro made dinner for me, took bubble bath. Made the mistake of opening the maill. 20+ year bacck child support checks arived in todays mail, 9 of them that amount to 75.00 and an EBT card for child support for less than $7. On a 60+ k bill. pisses me off. Need to check on liens on his mom's property for when she croaks.
Sorry, I had let it rest, but this just revives the memories of a horrible paragraph in my life that I thought was over and forgotten.
Thanks for letting me vent!
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2013 08:01 PM (gqEUi)
or perhaps rework that to be
The Porpoise Driven Navigator
Blanco Basura, some do work better as band names.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 08:02 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: DAvinci at March 08, 2013 08:03 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 08:03 PM (IFT6K)
If Sandra Fluke thought the pill was good birth control a Glock is way better if holstered in the vajayjay.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 08, 2013 08:03 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2013 12:02 AM (IFT6K)
Call me. I think I have what you are looking for.
Posted by: HornyFemaleDolphin at March 08, 2013 08:04 PM (VOi2K)
Thanks for letting me vent!
Posted by: Infidel at March 09, 2013 12:01 AM (gqEUi)
You weren't married to my wife's brother by chance?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2013 08:05 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2013 08:05 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 08:06 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 08, 2013 08:06 PM (/T+P8)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 08, 2013 08:06 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 08, 2013 11:47 PM (JMmQ9)
You havn't lived till you've gone "full hat"...
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 09, 2013 12:05 AM (Vk2pI)
You went "full on political hat", you never go "full on political hat".
Posted by: Kirk Lazurus at March 08, 2013 08:07 PM (Zd/NW)
*Reagan and Murphy on set: http://bit.ly/13L2khJ
*Movie clip: http://youtu.be/TnQDW-NMaRs
*Audio of Reagan's endorsement: http://bit.ly/WzRSYk
Posted by: 80sBaby at March 08, 2013 08:07 PM (YjDyJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 08:08 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2013 08:08 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 08, 2013 08:08 PM (BVkEs)
There is some nasty shit in here.,\
Don't know, 1 fuckin biga ass mistake pay forever, loser from WA state?
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2013 08:08 PM (gqEUi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 09, 2013 12:03 AM (IFT6K)
At first glance I didn't read it as "tentacle", and I laughed really loud.
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2013 08:09 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: DAvinci at March 08, 2013 08:10 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 09, 2013 12:08 AM (BVkEs)
Sequestration poling didn't go the JEF's way, so Plan B of the PR campaign was a "big terrorist" bust. This isn't for national security, it's for PR.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 08, 2013 08:11 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2013 12:12 AM (VOi2K)
Hey!
BTW, seeing that you are here, whats the price these days on a real 1967 batch 1 Flying V? I'm seeing prices of 30K
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2013 08:14 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2013 12:12 AM (VOi2K)
Hey!
BTW, seeing that you are here, whats the price these days on a real 1967 batch 1 Flying V? I'm seeing prices of 30K
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2013 08:14 PM (FMbng)
Girl up top just looks like shes taken a brake from a good next doin by the fire.
Tomorrow is another day. Be positive.
Im off the ptiy pot now.
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2013 08:14 PM (gqEUi)
Girl up top just looks like shes taken a brake from a good next doin by the fire.
Tomorrow is another day. Be positive.
Im off the ptiy pot now.
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2013 08:14 PM (gqEUi)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 08, 2013 08:15 PM (pC72t)
Rained all day here in NV, loved it, so rare..
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2013 08:15 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 08, 2013 08:16 PM (/T+P8)
Posted by: Craig Poe at March 09, 2013 12:08 AM (BVkEs)
Posted by: willow ette at March 08, 2013 08:16 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2013 08:17 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 08, 2013 08:17 PM (/T+P8)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2013 08:17 PM (Vk2pI)
There's nothin' you can do
You'll either shag the shuggoth,
Or the shoggoth will shag you.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2013 08:19 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 08, 2013 08:19 PM (/T+P8)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 09, 2013 12:17 AM (Vk2pI)
Thats cool, hubby and I hung out at home all day. I made homemade spagetti and meatballs, yummy.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2013 08:19 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 08, 2013 08:20 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2013 08:21 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2013 08:22 PM (kaalw)
You don't want to know what plan C is.
Posted by: Kim Jong-un at March 08, 2013 08:22 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 08:23 PM (VOi2K)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 08, 2013 08:23 PM (/T+P8)
Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2013 08:24 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2013 12:23 AM (VOi2K)
Running off to look up Lycopene..
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2013 08:24 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 08, 2013 08:26 PM (/T+P8)
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 08:26 PM (VOi2K)
A Bandai sponsored survey for someone's degree. It is on the anime industry in North America.
http://www.csupomona.edu/~lgfruel/GraduateProject/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 08:26 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2013 12:22 AM
Nooo, a 1967 Gibson V. I know they are pricey, I see prices somewhere in the 30K range for unmolested examples. They are fairly rare, I played more original korina Vs than I have actually seen of the 1967. I know you deal with the vintage shit, I was just wondering if you knew anything about them.
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2013 08:27 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2013 12:26 AM (VOi2K)
Well, you have a damn good memory,
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2013 08:27 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2013 08:28 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Chris Evans in [i]Sunshine[/i][/b][/s] at March 08, 2013 08:29 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 08, 2013 08:29 PM (bxiXv)
THE CULTISTS NEST
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2013 12:26 AM (/T+P
Best yet!
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2013 08:30 PM (kaalw)
I haven't ever had a 67 come through my hands...I know they brought them back for a short run, but I've never come across one.
I would never thought they'd still be pulling that kind of strong money, though, when 1961-2 SG LPs are all over the place for 18k. With real PAFs in them!
There are still a few sweet spots in the market, though.
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 08:30 PM (VOi2K)
"artistic atmospheric eroticism" the like of which "has not been seen in decades."
In other words you don't get out much do you.
Posted by: harleycowboy at March 08, 2013 08:32 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 08:35 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2013 08:35 PM (sqp6o)
loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.
Nothing says "no thank you " like a load pistol
Posted by: harleycowboy at March 08, 2013 08:36 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 08:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 08, 2013 08:37 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 09, 2013 12:29 AM (bxiXv)
Yep, gotta have the good stuff!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2013 08:38 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 08:39 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: DAvinci at March 08, 2013 08:40 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 08:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 08, 2013 08:44 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 09, 2013 12:37 AM
What the hell do you even call that carry method, the womb boom?
Posted by: Berserker at March 08, 2013 08:44 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 08, 2013 08:46 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 08, 2013 08:47 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2013 08:48 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 09, 2013 12:44 AM (bxiXv)
My hubby does not really like it, but I was in the mood, so he agreed, let the sauce and meatballs cook all day, and it was so damn good. I usually buy french bread, but got a loaf of Italian, with salad. Great dinner.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2013 08:48 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 08, 2013 08:48 PM (ZPrif)
C'mon and grab your guns let's ride
let your concience be your guide
I'll say a prayer for you to make it to through to the other side
tonight's the night the night we fight or die
no pussy, no dope, this ain't Siagon
but keep your head up for roadside bombs
my strength, my soul, my will to survice.
BLESS OUR TROOPS!
Totally plagarized, But I like it.
Posted by: Infidel at March 08, 2013 08:49 PM (gqEUi)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 08, 2013 08:49 PM (bxiXv)
An asteroid the size of a city block will pass by Earth this weekend, but have no fear: There's no danger of it hitting our planet.
...The asteroid was only discovered Sunday because search telescopes can't find objects of that size until they get close.
Great googly moogly
Posted by: Methos at March 08, 2013 08:51 PM (hO9ad)
Posted by: DAvinci at March 08, 2013 08:52 PM (XDC0v)
Then again, since I can't eat human food, I tend to think of meals as variable, not fixed.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 09, 2013 12:49 AM (bxiXv)
Haha, well, I did make a really good fettucini alfredo earlier in the week, not the best cook in the world, but I seem to do really well with Italian? Go figure.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2013 08:53 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 08, 2013 08:57 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: RWC at March 08, 2013 08:57 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2013 08:58 PM (7mkAx)
Posted by: DAvinci at March 09, 2013 12:54 AM (XDC0v)
Aww, thats so sweet.
I had to go to True Value today to get some stuff for hubby because I was gonna be out and about. He knows me, so he took pictures of the washers, bolts and nuts he needed, and of course I got the wrong ones, tee hee. But I did find his favorite ice cream bars, and after he bitched at me, I handed them to him, yeah, priceless.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2013 08:59 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at March 08, 2013 09:00 PM (+wxCD)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 08, 2013 09:01 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 08, 2013 09:04 PM (7mkAx)
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 08, 2013 09:07 PM (/T+P8)
Posted by: Jake in ID at March 08, 2013 09:08 PM (4Nkxq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 09:08 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2013 09:08 PM (vgd4f)
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/annafischer/the-wild-places
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 09:09 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: DAvinci at March 08, 2013 09:10 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 08, 2013 09:10 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 08, 2013 09:11 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s] at March 08, 2013 09:13 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 08, 2013 09:15 PM (IFT6K)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 09, 2013 01:13 AM (bxiXv)
Just dont chew the shape in a pop tart, and you will be fine..
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2013 09:16 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 09:19 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DAvinci at March 09, 2013 01:37 AM (XDC0v)
Well, hope you have a great weekend! God Bless!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 08, 2013 09:40 PM (vgd4f)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 09:44 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: angel with a sword at March 08, 2013 09:44 PM (LCb5K)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 08, 2013 09:50 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: DAvinci at March 08, 2013 10:16 PM (XDC0v)
GARDEN OF GOOD
AND TENTACLED
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 09, 2013 01:07 AM (/T+P
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2013 10:17 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: rickl at March 08, 2013 10:24 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Powers of Austin at March 08, 2013 10:28 PM (MRy87)
Posted by: DAvinci at March 08, 2013 10:37 PM (XDC0v)
445
MIDNIGHT IN THE
GARDEN OF GOOD
AND TENTACLED
Shouldn't it be:
"Midnight in the Garden of Tentacled and Evil" ?
... and with a head-mounted laser ... ?
Posted by: The Powers of Austin at March 09, 2013 02:28 AM (MRy87)
From Wikipedia:
The action that serves as a catalyst in the book is the killing of Danny Hansford, a local male prostitute (characterized as "a good time not yet had by all") by respected antiques dealer Jim Williams. This results in four murder trials, with the final one ending in acquittal after the judge finally agreed to move the case away from the Savannah jury pool. The book characterizes the killing as the result of a lovers' quarrel, not a pre-meditated murder. The death occurred in Williams' home, which was originally built by an ancestor of songwriter and Savannah native Johnny Mercer.
I'm thinking that the action revolves around a sacrifice to Dagon for the prosperity of a Southern City that shall remain unnamed -- that goes awry, instead invoking Cthulhu.....
Posted by: cthulhu at March 08, 2013 10:41 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2013 10:47 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: The Political Hat at March 08, 2013 11:09 PM (Vk2pI)
Totally implausible, but rivers of blood are hard to forget.
Did Lovecraft ever see the Mississippi or the Columbia Rivers? Just curious, because we define "rivers" in different ways.
Here in Albuquerque, I can look over the Rio Grande from a hundred yards away, and you'd have a hard time convincing me there's water.
Do I need glasses or something?
Posted by: Ray Sist, Low-Information Centerfold at March 08, 2013 11:16 PM (N6l97)
Posted by: Ray Sist, Low-Information Centerfold at March 08, 2013 11:30 PM (N6l97)
Posted by: Ray Sist, Low-Information Centerfold at March 08, 2013 11:51 PM (N6l97)
Posted by: garrett at March 08, 2013 11:42 PM (3oLhT)
Used to see them every time they came through HotLanta. Great times.
Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2013 12:41 AM (AWwDY)
an alternate version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72WV80ZeKbQ
Posted by: bill-o at March 09, 2013 12:45 AM (AWwDY)
I expect we'll be hearing plenty about this crapfest the rest of the year as it mesmerizes the gullible,
Posted by: epobirs at March 09, 2013 01:02 AM (kcfmt)
Talk about projection.
If I could think of a concept for a movie about patriots dropping the antiindustrialist, internationalist idiots dominating the entire world right now, I suppose I'd call it Greedy, Lying Scumbags.
Posted by: Ray Sist, Low-Information Centerfold at March 09, 2013 01:13 AM (N6l97)
Don't ban me, please. I'm a total sweetheart...
Anyways, good night.
Posted by: Ray Sist, Low-Information Centerfold at March 09, 2013 01:48 AM (N6l97)
bit of insomnia, that is what happens when I drink too much
Posted by: chemjeff at March 09, 2013 01:50 AM (BBWjt)
http://ace.mu.nu/Windows-Live-Writer/O _F860/rulesofinternetscb2ug8_2.gif
Posted by: Ray Sist, Low-Information Centerfold at March 09, 2013 01:55 AM (N6l97)
bit of insomnia, that is what happens when I drink too much
Posted by: chemjeff at March 09, 2013 05:50 AM (BBWjt)
I wish that was my excuse. Up at 430 pretty much every day this week.
Posted by: Molly k. at March 09, 2013 02:08 AM (rthbQ)
Posted by: sTevo at March 09, 2013 02:31 AM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 09, 2013 02:44 AM (P3dtw)
Posted by: Fourth Virginia at March 09, 2013 02:49 AM (P3dtw)
Posted by: Baldy at March 09, 2013 03:09 AM (opS9C)
Posted by: Baldy at March 09, 2013 07:09 AM (opS9C)
How much is an out of state license in California? I'd pay the tab...being a crazy veteran and all...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 09, 2013 03:11 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch is here at March 09, 2013 03:19 AM (Md8Uo)
Someone else may have mentioned it, but I have not read all of the comments. Looking at the picture of Brennan taking the oath on the draft Constitution over at Drudge, anyone else notice that piece of shite is not wearing a glove yet his hand is resting on the Constitution? Very fragile document and the archivists take great care not to touch the document with bare hands. Brennan uncaringly puts his greasy hand right on the Constitution without concern for this precious document.. Bastard.
Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 09, 2013 03:32 AM (YYyqq)
Posted by: teej at March 09, 2013 04:20 AM (QbKVX)
Posted by: and irresolute at March 09, 2013 05:46 AM (DBH1h)
Thanks again, 'Rons & 'Ettes!
Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 09, 2013 09:26 AM (m0h0I)
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