February 15, 2013
— CDR M
Well this does not surprise me. The State Of The Union Is......Dumber. Pretty funny that W scored higher than the vaunted Constitutional Law professor. Chubby Checker
Good Lord, they really do have an app for everything. Chubby Checker Sues Hewlett Packard Over Penis App.
Chubby Checker is suing Hewlett-Packard for “all profits” received from the sale of the penis sizing application. That figure is close to $500 million.
I call BS on this. No way that app has made $500M. No way.
Pro Gun Posters
Heh. Eight 2nd Amendment Posters That Illustrate The Fallacy Of The Left's Arguments.
The Last Beerfighter
Oh I gotta get one of these for the "office". Beercade Replaces Arcade Coin Slots With Beer Taps, Rewards Winner With Brew.
The Next Big Spice
Every year, McCormack lists spices that they think will be big in cooking and this year, they think Dukkah And Broccoli will be it. What's dukkah you ask?
Dukkah is an Egyptian blend of cumin, coriander, sesame and nuts. It mostly appears in olive oil as a dipping sauce for table bread in American eateries, but McCormick chefs say uses can extend to toppings for soups, stews and salads.
A Good Clay To Die Hard
Concierge Medicine
This won't be good for the masses. Good for the folks that can afford it though. 1 in 10 Doctor Practices Flee Medicare To Concierge Medicine.
OK
So do you know what "OK" Stands For?
The time was 1839. In Boston and New York, slang abbreviations were all the rage with the abbreviations often representing deliberately misspelled slang phrases like “KY” for “know yuse”; “OW” for “oll wright” (the predecessor of “oll korrect”); “KG” for “know go”; “NS” for “nuff said”; and many many others.OK is one of the few of these abbreviations to survive. It managed to do so largely because of an 1840 New York campaign slogan by boosters of Martin Van Buren for re-election. Van Buren’s nickname was “Old Kinderhook”; so this group made their name the “O.K. Club”, thus having the double meaning of “oll korrect” and “Old Kinderhook”. As you might expect, this also gave rise to Van Buren’s opponents quipping that Van Buren’s supporters were all illiterate.
Another Study Of The Obvious
Well duh! Women Are Intolerant Of Sexy Peers.
In Study 1, an experimental design was used to test the evolutionary-based hypothesis that women would be intolerant of sexy women and would censure those who seem to make sex too readily available. Results provide strong empirical support for intrasexual competition among women. Using independent raters, blind to condition, we found that almost all women were rated as reacting negatively (“bitchy”) to an attractive female confederate when she was dressed in a sexually provocative manner. In contrast, when she was dressed conservatively, the same confederate was barely noticed by the participants. In Study 2, an experimental design was used to assess whether the sexy female confederate from Study 1 was viewed as a sexual rival by women. Results indicated that as hypothesized, women did not want to introduce her to their boyfriend, allow him to spend time alone with her, or be friends with her.
Doggeh Video
Friday night fight. In one corner, a beagle. The other, a robot crab. Ready? Fight!
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Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 06:55 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 06:55 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2013 06:57 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 06:57 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Peaches at February 15, 2013 06:57 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: Ma Bell at February 15, 2013 06:58 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 06:58 PM (qqZuQ)
My daughter was outside smoking and she let out a big yelp. She swears she saw a fireball streaking towards the west (Pacific). Yes she is sober and no, she is not prone to hysterics
Posted by: Ma Bell at February 15, 2013 10:58 PM (uVuwp)
Northern Ca. and I didn't see anything.... SMOD?
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 06:59 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 06:59 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 07:00 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 07:00 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:00 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 15, 2013 07:01 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:01 PM (NEIxp)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:00 PM (wsGWu)
She had bangs?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 15, 2013 07:01 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:01 PM (XG0FE)
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 10:55 PM (9+ccr)
At least he will still be bad at golf. If he had any skill at all we would have been shown it by now.
Posted by: Low I. Voter at February 15, 2013 07:02 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:02 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Reggie Love at February 15, 2013 07:02 PM (ypzqs)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:03 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:03 PM (XG0FE)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 07:03 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Insomniac at February 15, 2013 07:04 PM (NEIxp)
What's awful about it, kbdabear, is that my server randomly resets (sometimes quite often) especially (I've noticed) after major thunderstorms so, yes, my ORGYc hash will indeed come to an abrupt end some time in the near future. (Luckily thunderstorms are rare around here in winter so with any luck the ORGYc will last until Spring.)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2013 07:04 PM (ORGYc)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:01 PM (XG0FE)
*********
Arizona diet peach tea.
Yeah- go ahead and laugh, but after 5 or 6 glasses, I will be struggling to type, due to the full bladder.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 07:04 PM (qqZuQ)
Wait, that's bitchy too and she's not exactly not a Klingon...
Study busted.
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:03 PM (wsGWu)
Imagine all the people whose vacation is ruined because Mooch is taking over the area....
Posted by: Hello, it's me Donna let it burn really.really bummed at February 15, 2013 07:04 PM (9+ccr)
People have no idea what's coming down the pike with O'care. They are simply clueless. I've had idiots say to me "Well, I'm just glad my kids can stay on my husband's insurance til their 26". "Well, I don't have a cadillac healthcare plan so it won't affect me." "I think it's great that everyone is going to have health insurance, and that it's going to be more affordable."
As a nurse, I just shake my head. Meanwhile, SEIU has a campaign going on at my hospital to "raise staffing to safe levels". The Union wants our hospital to hire more nurses. Yeah, because with decreased reimbursement and increased costs of operating, there's money for that. Uh, sure.
Not sure how much longer I can continue to be a nurse.
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:05 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 15, 2013 07:05 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:05 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Punch A Hipster at February 15, 2013 07:05 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 15, 2013 07:05 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 15, 2013 07:05 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:06 PM (XG0FE)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 11:00 PM (wsGWu)
She had bangs?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 15, 2013 11:01 PM (yh0zB)
The women all call her a slut, all their boyfriends just call her.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 07:06 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2013 11:04 PM (ORGYc)
*********
Some of the great Roman orgies lasted for 10-12 months. Don't give up hope A-nuck!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 07:06 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Punch A Hipster at February 15, 2013 07:06 PM (Vk2pI)
I promised Rich Lowry we'ld have 200 comments before 9 PM Pacific.
Now get crackin. Well, you know what I mean.
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 07:06 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: Peaches at February 15, 2013 07:06 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2013 07:06 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Thorvald at February 15, 2013 07:06 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 07:06 PM (fiio2)
badoomching
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (XG0FE)
*****
CSTM
(chuckle softly to myself)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 07:07 PM (qqZuQ)
I'm a little worried that any sammiches are gonna be made with eye drop laced mayo. So for her I'll make my own.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 07:07 PM (qo244)
swears she saw a fireball streaking towards the west (Pacific). Yes she
is sober and no, she is not prone to hysterics
Posted by: Ma Bell at February 15, 2013 10:58 PM (uVuwp)
Possibly rocket launch/testing. Vandenberg AFB is a few hundred miles to the south but they are shooting off rockets constantly.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 15, 2013 07:07 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 15, 2013 07:08 PM (DoZD+)
Maybe that is what she saw.
Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 11:06 PM (fiio2)
******
Hey- it's raining hippies! 8th sign of the Apocalisp.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 07:08 PM (qqZuQ)
yeah...something looks a bit odd.
Maybe it's thickness of the thighs and hips.
I would however, still hit it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 07:08 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 11:02 PM (l86i3)
Garter belt and black seemed stockings would really complete the outfit. Well that and a pair of black lace panties. Plus a pearl necklace. Plus a.......... fuck, BRB.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 07:08 PM (Zd/NW)
If Kate Upton has "peers," I have yet to meet one. And, bear in mind, I'm in LA.
Posted by: Peaches at February 15, 2013 07:08 PM (kpCLl)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:08 PM (doBIb)
There is no truth to the rumor that President Obama is taking an expensive golf lesson in Florida.
Because he slices everything to the left (being a left-handed golfer).
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes..... at February 15, 2013 07:08 PM (Md8Uo)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 07:08 PM (wsGWu)
Ya know, I love Aspen. The slopes are world-class, the accommodations are the tits. I'm sorry to hear they've lowered their standards this way. She will ruin it for everyone.
Meh, I hate that town so I kind of want to see them suffer.
Except that the ski season has sucked as it is, and this won't do anything to help it or the people who work in the industry and live down valley.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 07:08 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 15, 2013 07:09 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 15, 2013 11:01 PM
More than a few times, I'm sure. Probably like a dunny door in a cyclone, too.
Posted by: otho at February 15, 2013 07:09 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:09 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:09 PM (XG0FE)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:10 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 07:10 PM (hekO9)
Posted by: Ma Bell at February 15, 2013 07:11 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 07:11 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:11 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:11 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:11 PM (piMMO)
Is it bitchy that the second thing I noticed about slut girl was her screwed up bangs?
She had knobby knees. But I know the men aren't looking at her knobby knees. They're looking at her knobby chest.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 15, 2013 07:11 PM (DoZD+)
journolist rich lowry comes here? he seems like the ultimate in preppy conservative
I could see Jonah Goldberg lurking, but not Rich Lowry.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 07:11 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:11 PM (XG0FE)
Not sure how much longer I can continue to be a nurse.
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (Ag5D2)
*******
You nailed it. Mrs. Muldoon, RN and I have both seen the future and it is now. There is pain-a-coming in the healthcare realm. Gird your loins and all that. If you don't see it, you haven't been paying attention.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 07:12 PM (qqZuQ)
Sure. It's your property. As long as you return the cable company's equipment to them.
But...if you sell, I guess it is a problem for the next owners. A tiny problem, but a problem nonetheless.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 07:12 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 07:13 PM (MYBiY)
She rocked the little black dress, I find not much sexier than high heels and the little black dress.
I like the professional look, myself. Something about a woman in a suit, pencil skirt and her hair up in a bun. It's a modern take on the librarian look.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 07:14 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: Michael Haltman at February 15, 2013 07:14 PM (rtmKF)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:14 PM (XG0FE)
Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at February 15, 2013 07:14 PM (1c58W)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:14 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (Ag5D2)
Become a private nurse for an aging but healthy billionaire.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 07:14 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (DoZD+)
She had knees?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 15, 2013 07:15 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Dodging bullets in Chicago at February 15, 2013 07:15 PM (7VoHu)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:15 PM (XG0FE)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (hpDVh)
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Alex- I concur in your assessment of Aspen. I was in Basalt today for work- the snow levels looked scarily low. Probably gonna have trouble filling the reservoirs this summer.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 07:15 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:15 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 07:15 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)
The juxtaposition of two ideas:
1. take notes, and nod like you actually understand.
2. Throw her over the edge of the desk......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 15, 2013 07:16 PM (GsoHv)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (hpDVh)
Certainly not on a Friday night. That's the night he stretches his jowels to achieve that Arlen Specter look that one normally can't get until in one's seventies.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 15, 2013 07:17 PM (nZvGM)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:17 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: What I had in mind at February 15, 2013 07:18 PM (N2yhW)
Posted by: Your Local Zoning Board at February 15, 2013 07:18 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 07:18 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 07:18 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 07:18 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 07:18 PM (e/uu3)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 11:10 PM (hekO9)
You "own" that house? Heh.
Posted by: Property tax at February 15, 2013 07:19 PM (vfB2N)
Close to death would be better and learn to copy his signature.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 07:19 PM (qo244)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:19 PM (XG0FE)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 15, 2013 07:19 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at February 15, 2013 07:20 PM (DoZD+)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:20 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:20 PM (l86i3)
Okay- all silliness aside for a moment. I hear lots of talk about gun legislation being "the hill to die on" (and I tend to agree). But if we invoke another wartime metaphor, gun control may very well be "a bridge too far" for the statists. Here's hoping their bridge leads to our hill.
Resume hijinks.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 07:20 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:21 PM (XG0FE)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 07:22 PM (6zgse)
If you want to know how ol' drunk on Opolo Journolist feels. Listen to the Bellamy Brothers, 'Let Your Love Flow" on the headsets full volume.
That's one great song.
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 07:22 PM (MYBiY)
Become a private nurse for an aging but healthy billionaire.
Hmm, Bill Gates lives about 7 or 8 miles from me...
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:22 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:23 PM (l86i3)
Wait, bitches are catty? when did this happen?
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 07:23 PM (fPgie)
house, I've never subscribed to cable. Can I remove the cable box all
cables from my house?>>
You can clip the cables into 1" segments if you'd like but I doubt it's a cable box just a junction box that you are seeing. Though depending on where you live a cheap antenna can feed those same wires if you want some TV spread through the house.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 07:23 PM (qo244)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 07:23 PM (6zgse)
But honestly, I hate the Santa Anas. Like living in a toaster oven. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 07:24 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:24 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:25 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Thorvald at February 15, 2013 07:25 PM (1V6Pv)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:25 PM (XG0FE)
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 07:25 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 07:25 PM (GEICT)
Alex- I concur in your assessment of Aspen. I was in Basalt today for work- the snow levels looked scarily low. Probably gonna have trouble filling the reservoirs this summer.
My mother used to work as a travel agent in Glenwood Springs until about two years ago when she became a paralegal. Her friends still in the business are in a state of panic.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 07:26 PM (hpDVh)
My first thought was that I could style her to be much sexier.
Bangs? Gone
Cankle straps? Gone! Only the thinnest of women can wear cankle straps.
And, the choker with the low v makes her proportions look off. She should ditch the choker.
She could look much prettier.
Is that "bitchy" enough?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:09 PM (piMMO)
My god, do you teach a class in this, and did you teach my wife?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 07:27 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: CDR M at February 15, 2013 07:27 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 07:28 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:28 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 07:28 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Thorvald at February 15, 2013 11:25 PM (1V6Pv)
********
Trixie is my grandmother's name.
Hey, wait a minute, what state are you in? Ewwwww...
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 07:28 PM (qqZuQ)
summer.
My mother used to work as a travel agent in Glenwood Springs until about two years ago when she became a paralegal. Her friends still in the business are in a state of panic.
It's not good at all. I think we need to keep more of the Colorado River and cut the East Slope off. They can find their own water.
Posted by: Infidel at February 15, 2013 07:28 PM (vTi1t)
Posted by: CDR M at February 15, 2013 11:27 PM (dKV5k)
Ah, OK. I always like to credit people when I tweet links I found via them.
Posted by: longerthoughts at February 15, 2013 07:29 PM (CVVLU)
Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 07:29 PM (e/uu3)
As a 50 year old man I have learned that the beauty of youth is wasted on the young. But I have also learned that the stupid of the young keeps me from trying to catch it.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 07:30 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:30 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:31 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 07:31 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 07:31 PM (GEICT)
Mugu Point RSO blew up a bad one back in the 80's. Totally wild light show at sunset when the fuel residue vapor clouds got backlit by the setting sun.
Posted by: @PurpAv at February 15, 2013 07:31 PM (1rU+d)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:31 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 15, 2013 07:31 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:23 PM (6zgse)
The LIVs like Obama because they are ignoramuses and they don't care what he is saying. But the little words and simple sentence construction cant hurt.
Posted by: Property tax at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (wsGWu)
Oh, and I call BOGUS on Moochelle skiing. This is a woman that grew up in Flattsville (the only hills in Chicago are parking garage ramps), supposedly poor (skiing is definitely a sport for the 1%), and who cannot even stand let alone walk with any kind of grace (how could she ever manage skis?) Plus this woman loves to bare her arms (not the time of year to be skiing in a tank top and shorts). I think she likes the cachet of a ski vaca and the whole apres ski food and alcohol. I also think she thinks she looks hawt in ski pants.
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:32 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 11:26 PM (hpDVh)
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My sense for at least 4-5 years is that skiing is past its peak in popularity and declining rapidly. Might be wrong. Just seems like it is priced way beyond most folks means, what with equipage, ticket prices, and the peripherals.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 07:33 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:33 PM (piMMO)
Guido - we are talking girls and wine now.
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 07:33 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:34 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:34 PM (piMMO)
Men will drool when they see anything not grotesque and skinny (in this culture anyway) and scantily clad. We women aren't so taken in and as such are more discriminating.
Take the same near naked girl and make her fully clothed and y'all probably wouldn't notice her unless she was actually very pretty or had assets that are difficult to cover up even with full clothing.
Excuse me miss d' afric, but you seriously underestimate the male moron sex drive. Frankly half of these morons would bang Helen Thomas like a screen door in a hurricane if she displayed the proper attitude.
Posted by: fat neurotic unfunny lesbian at February 15, 2013 07:34 PM (NGsLN)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM (XG0FE)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM (6zgse)
Something that freaks me out about airports. Seems like most of the workers at LAX are muzzies (hijabs galore), most of the workers at DFW are Somali. Probably a bit of an exaggeration but it sure seems that way.
Yeah, I noticed that at the Philly airport too, and I made a comment to my husband the last time we were there.
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:35 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 07:36 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:36 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:36 PM (XG0FE)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:36 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:36 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Excluding the Lime at February 15, 2013 07:36 PM (Vk2pI)
runningrn hi, sorry work is sucking for u
you'll be happy to know that I have improved on my pace on the treadmill
Thanks! Yeah, it's got it's bad days lately, that's for sure!
Wow, that's awesome! I'm so proud of you! Good on you!
How's the little lady?
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:36 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 07:36 PM (wsGWu)
So I was thinking, we need a 'Who do you look like?' Thread.
Not a who you think you look like, but the embarassing comparison people (those you know and don't know ) have drawn between yourself and someone whose visage is more well known.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 07:36 PM (fPgie)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:37 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 11:31 PM
Hehe eh heh heh... not to my bone... hehe eh heh...
Posted by: beavis at February 15, 2013 07:37 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:38 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 07:38 PM (MBqvE)
>>Frankly half of these morons would bang Helen Thomas like a screen door in a hurricane if she displayed the proper attitude.<<
The stiction would peel your skin clean off.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 07:38 PM (fPgie)
What? Styling or bitchiness?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:28 PM (piMMO)
The critique of her style. It sounded just like my wife.
Of course I got a well place elbow in the gut tonight for ogling a couple of young Hispanic young women walking in the restaurant we had dinner at tonight. Both were dressed to impress the men folk, and did not disappoint. MrsCaniac referred to them as "whores" and proceeded to go into a critique of their attire.
In my defense, the MIL also placed an elbow into the FIL's ribs for noticing them too.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 07:38 PM (Zd/NW)
I also have noticed a negative attitude toward white people.
Philly and JFK have the rudest TSA. They're pretty much negative towards everyone! (We're Asian, and I didn't think it was a race thing, I thought it was just an overall bad attitude thing, quintessetial Philly thing).
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:38 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:39 PM (XG0FE)
In my defense, the MIL also placed an elbow into the FIL's ribs for noticing them too.
Who knew that eating dinner out would give you guys a sideache!
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:39 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 07:39 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:39 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:39 PM (7xPCu)
***
that's disturbing.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (piMMO)
I don't think so.
**adjusts attitude**
Posted by: Helen Thomas' screen door at February 15, 2013 07:40 PM (qqZuQ)
runningrn Velma is disturbingly full of drama. lots of crises in her life. she really needs a vacation. thinking about potential spring break ideas.
Ruh roh! I hope you guys can have a nice break and get away!
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:40 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:40 PM (7xPCu)
Oldsailor, Carly Simon is beyond beautiful and cool.
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 07:40 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 07:40 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:41 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:41 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 07:41 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 07:42 PM (qo244)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:42 PM (7xPCu)
So I was thinking, we need a 'Who do you look like?' Thread.
A guy once asked me if I was Connie Chung's sister. Epic fail. I'm not even Chinese.
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:42 PM (Ag5D2)
Excuse me miss d' afric, but you seriously underestimate the male moronsex drive. Frankly half of these morons would bang Helen Thomas like a screen door in a hurricane if she displayed the proper attitude.
Posted by: fat neurotic unfunny lesbian at February 15, 2013 11:34 PM (NGsLN)
If Helen had a plate of sammiches and a 6 pack of beer, every moron here would "hit it".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 07:43 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:43 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at February 15, 2013 07:43 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Property tax at February 15, 2013 11:19 PM (vfB2N)
In California, if you inherit a house from a parent you also inherit the tax rate. My property taxes think it's 1970.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 15, 2013 07:43 PM (79AXR)
My sense for at least 4-5 years is that skiing is past its peak in popularity and declining rapidly. Might be wrong. Just seems like it is priced way beyond most folks means, what with equipage, ticket prices, and the peripherals.
A lot of people still ski, but they do it locally. Flying out to the Rockies for a week long ski vacation isn't a priority in this economy.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 07:44 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 07:44 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:44 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone at February 15, 2013 07:45 PM (XG0FE)
Posted by: fat neurotic unfunny lesbian at February 15, 2013 11:34 PM (NGsLN)
I don't think you can find 2 sentient beings in the entire fucking 15 billion light year wide universe that would bang helen thomas.
Posted by: Berserker at February 15, 2013 07:45 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 07:45 PM (e/uu3)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:45 PM (l86i3)
I drove through Hollywood the other day down a certain Canyon and stopped by a certain general store and bought some smokes and then drove off thinking... Hollywood and L.A. are such a pretentious joke upon themselves.
Oh, then I spit out the window on Sunset.
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 07:46 PM (MYBiY)
>>Every time I start to think Carly Simon is good looking I notice the resemblance to Mick Jagger and the feeling passes quickly.<<
All I see when I think of Carly is that Blue Sweatert and her sweet 70's tittehs.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 07:46 PM (fPgie)
Too true, and kinda sad.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 07:46 PM (hekO9)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:46 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 07:47 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:47 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 07:47 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at February 15, 2013 11:43 PM (79AXR)
I hope that means lower rates. Party like its 1979.
Posted by: Property tax at February 15, 2013 07:48 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: Mindy at February 15, 2013 07:48 PM (gBOQE)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:48 PM (l86i3)
Wow time flies Carly is 70 already?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 07:49 PM (qo244)
Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 07:49 PM (e/uu3)
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:49 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 07:49 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:49 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:49 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at February 15, 2013 07:50 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:50 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: toby928© type slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 15, 2013 07:50 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 15, 2013 07:51 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 07:51 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: reed rothchild at February 15, 2013 07:51 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:51 PM (l86i3)
>>Every time I start to think Carly Simon is good looking I notice the resemblance to Mick Jagger and the feeling passes quickly.<<
Oh my gosh! I have always thought that too!! Ha!
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:51 PM (Ag5D2)
They get him 20 other ways so he's getting no tax break in the nation just paying less than his neighbor in Cali.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 07:52 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Excluding the Lime at February 15, 2013 07:52 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 07:52 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 07:53 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 15, 2013 07:53 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:53 PM (7xPCu)
Maybe an occasional "Guess the Moron/Moronette" thread.
Has anyone posted any new pics at the Yahoo Groups page? Has anyone even been on the Yahoo Groups page? Do we even still have that?
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:53 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:54 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: toby928© type slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 15, 2013 07:54 PM (QupBk)
Was she pointing out a fashion faux pas or just critiquing for the sake of critiquing?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 11:43 PM (piMMO)
Yes.
And by that I mean both.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 07:54 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Anon at February 15, 2013 07:55 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 11:52 PM (6zgse)
I remember seeing a pic of you a few years ago. You are beautiful.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 07:55 PM (fPgie)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:56 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2013 07:56 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 15, 2013 07:56 PM (ORGYc)
Meh.
Women where I work are uber hotter than Kate Upton.
Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 11:49 PM (e/uu3)
Seem to remember a similar comment about Katy Perry being average looking where you are. Still not buying it.
Posted by: Low I. Voter at February 15, 2013 07:56 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 07:57 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:57 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2013 07:57 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 07:57 PM (e/uu3)
An Ewok?
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:52 PM (doBIb)
Excuse me, my parser's fried -- does that mean "on a good day, he looks like Ace" or "he looks like Ace when Ace has a good day"?
Posted by: cthulhu at February 15, 2013 07:58 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 15, 2013 07:58 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at February 15, 2013 07:58 PM (6zgse)
All black people do not look alike! Aaarrrgggghhh!
So this is a funny story. My co-worker, who is Korean, asked me if she could borrow my hospital photo ID at work the other day. She was going up to the pre-surgical holding area to interview her patient, and the hospital has a rule that you must always wear your ID in patient areas. I gave it to her and one of our co-workers asked why I gave it to her. I told her "Because all us Asians look alike, and the patient won't even notice it's not her."
Posted by: runningrn at February 15, 2013 07:58 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 07:58 PM (EEw86)
>>At what age do you estimate people realize that?<<
The first time you notice your sleeping wife looks just like her mother.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 07:58 PM (fPgie)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 07:59 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 07:59 PM (piMMO)
I'm serious about the Opolo wine. It is some of the best wine I've ever tasted. Was at a party where they had wine flowing and I mean flowing. And they ran out of this Opolo.
Mmmmmm.
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 07:59 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 07:59 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 08:00 PM (XLuH2)
The first time you notice your sleeping wife looks just like her mother.
I DO NOT LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER!!!!!ELEVENTY!!
Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 15, 2013 08:01 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: CarolT at February 15, 2013 08:01 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:01 PM (piMMO)
One of the problems I see with throw away marriages is in what you said. I can still to this day see the ex as a 20 year old chick (the crazy is strong in that one so it is only a visual not a chance of rekindle) but any new woman I meet is the age she is. I kick myself now for picking poorly cause I don't think I'll find a new wife now. But the real point is I bet your wife sees you also as you were when she met you and unless you looked like Drew Carey at that point it's the reason she still lets you into bed.
(I realize now I may have assumed something not in evidence for this point that you have been married for some time. If you just married her than good for you.)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 08:01 PM (qo244)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 08:01 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Ma Bell at February 15, 2013 08:02 PM (uVuwp)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 08:02 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 11:59 PM (7xPCu)
And so you know its not worth it.
Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 08:03 PM (EEw86)
Posted by: Low I. Voter at February 15, 2013 11:56 PM (vfB2N)
I said that multiple times. Of course I remember her before she was famous, I've seen the base model and it was average. Katy Perry is no Kate Upton
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 15, 2013 08:03 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 08:03 PM (XLuH2)
Do I have any alternatives besides calling a repair guy or replacing it?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2013 08:04 PM (zPVBH)
Posted by: toby928© typing slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 15, 2013 08:04 PM (QupBk)
My wife is absolutely beautiful but she's also smarter than me.
And when she's mad, her accent comes out. It's kinda cute.
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 08:04 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 15, 2013 08:04 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:04 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:59 PM (doBIb)
I figured out that being 40 is like 20 in car years.
Posted by: Berserker at February 15, 2013 08:04 PM (FMbng)
For me? I just turned 40 late last year and started to feel more "age". I'm getting tired faster and my back is hurting more.
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 11:59 PM (doBIb)
Turned 50 last November. I'm squinting at things I used to see, my movements are less certain, and I tend to make lists more so I don't leave things out.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 15, 2013 08:04 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: CDR M at February 15, 2013 08:04 PM (dKV5k)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 08:04 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet
***
You monster! You heathen! Squids at 20 paces!!!!!!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 15, 2013 08:04 PM (zbk1v)
Posted by: toby928© typing slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 15, 2013 08:04 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 08:05 PM (l86i3)
18-1 get a new dryer and see if the washing machine settles down.
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 08:05 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: EC at February 15, 2013 08:05 PM (doBIb)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 08:05 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: eman at February 15, 2013 08:05 PM (e/uu3)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2013 08:06 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 08:06 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Eaton Cox at February 15, 2013 08:06 PM (+wxCD)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:06 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 08:06 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:07 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: toby928© typing slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 15, 2013 08:07 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 08:07 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 15, 2013 08:07 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 08:08 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Adriane ... at February 15, 2013 08:09 PM (TvO05)
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 08:09 PM (MYBiY)
He cant even practice law since he voluntarily gave up his license so that he wouldnt be disbarred for lying on his college financial aid application claiming to be a indonesian citizen.
Something he and his lovely wife have in common. She surrendered her law license too. Nothing to see here, though, nothing to see.
Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 15, 2013 08:09 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 08:09 PM (6zgse)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 08:10 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: model_1066 at February 15, 2013 08:10 PM (7xPCu)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 08:11 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: AltonJackson (new content up) at February 15, 2013 08:11 PM (JMmQ9)
Do you mean that you resemble Ace on one of his good days, or that on a good day for you, you resemble Ace?
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 08:11 PM (hekO9)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 16, 2013 12:03 AM (NzBQO)
No Kate Upton I'll agree, but saying average is where you go off the rails.
Posted by: Low I. Voter at February 15, 2013 08:11 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: RoyalOil at February 15, 2013 08:11 PM (VjL9S)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 08:11 PM (l86i3)
Our conclusion, taken under advisement by the AMA, was that there were no ethics violations in doctors establishing such practices, so long as it did not impact access to care for the community at large.
Ah, but it will harm the community at large. The doctors I have seen going into concierge medicine are the best ones. So the community at large is being deprived of their excellent care. Meanwhile, I have to say that the residents we've been seeing as of late haven't been all that impressive and a bit entitled. It's scary to think that these are the people who will be taking care of me.
Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 15, 2013 08:12 PM (Ag5D2)
In the last 6 months I've had 3 people tell me I look like Richard Rawlings from Fast n' Loud. I don't see it.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 08:12 PM (fPgie)
Posted by: Arbalest at February 15, 2013 08:13 PM (YdC+l)
What is once seen, cannot be unseen. Be warned. Posted by: toby928© type slowly with one eye anhd one finger at February 15, 2013 11:54 PM (QupBk)
You know, I don't always take those "be warned" warnings seriously, and when I don't I am usually sorry. Like I am right now.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 08:14 PM (hekO9)
Do I have any alternatives besides calling a repair guy or replacing it?
If you can find the exact location of where it worked well for several years push it back to there. (may be spots where the legs sat for those years as indicators). Probably an unbalanced load moved it and basement floors are rarely even/level. Or as others have said level it in it's new location.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 08:14 PM (qo244)
Do I have any alternatives besides calling a repair guy or replacing it?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 16, 2013 12:04 AM (zPVBH)
*******
Binders
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 08:14 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 08:15 PM (MYBiY)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 15, 2013 08:16 PM (l86i3)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 08:17 PM (qqZuQ)
It's equality of access, not equality of outcome. Any doc will tell you that with a smaller patient set and not burdened by Medicare regulations, better care can be delivered.
As for how it is determined, that's a self-policing function. Also irrelevent, because there is always an ER to serve as primary care thanks to EMTALA.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 15, 2013 08:18 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: CarolT at February 15, 2013 08:18 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 15, 2013 08:19 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 08:20 PM (wsGWu)
...Winston Churchill.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 16, 2013 12:10 AM (qqZuQ)
Pffffft, all babies look like Winston Churchill.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 08:20 PM (hekO9)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:21 PM (piMMO)
That's one fine beagle.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 15, 2013 08:22 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:22 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 15, 2013 08:22 PM (5UlAL)
Posted by: CarolT at February 15, 2013 08:23 PM (z4WKX)
The government will leverage concierge doctors out of business via credentialing rules. In order to admit a patient to the hospital, a doctor must be a credentialed member of the medical staff of that hospital. Hospitals are all beholden to CMS (Center for Medicare/Medicaid Services). CMS requires hospitals to abide by very restrictive rules in order to receive Medicare reimbursements. So CMS will squeeze the hospitals to restrict their medical staffs to docs who accept Medicare. This is already happening.
Concierge docs tend to serve only a small niche population, but any notion of free market type medical practice MUST be exterminated.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 08:23 PM (qqZuQ)
I am so jealous
Posted by: chemjeff at February 15, 2013 08:23 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Pazuzu at February 15, 2013 08:24 PM (Vk2pI)
Pffffft, all babies look like Winston Churchill.
Even the girl babies.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 08:24 PM (hekO9)
Posted by: Lauren at February 15, 2013 08:24 PM (wsGWu)
You know, you're exactly right! I've still got that in our YouTube queue.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at February 15, 2013 08:24 PM (IlZPo)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 16, 2013 12:20 AM (hekO9)
*******
Depends on which end you are looking at.
Hint: that's not a cigar!
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 15, 2013 08:25 PM (qqZuQ)
Posted by: Journolist at February 16, 2013 12:22 AM (MYBiY)
Since you put that out there, mine was Jennifer.
Posted by: Low I. Voter at February 15, 2013 08:26 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at February 15, 2013 08:27 PM (6zgse)
My favorite name for a woman has always been "Willing".
Weird huh?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 08:28 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 15, 2013 08:28 PM (5UlAL)
He cant even practice law since he voluntarily gave up his license so that he wouldnt be disbarred for lying on his college financial aid application claiming to be a indonesian citizen.
Something he and his lovely wife have in common. She surrendered her law license too. Nothing to see here, though, nothing to see.
Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 16, 2013 12:09 AM (Ag5D2)
I'm convinced they both dipped into client's escrow accounts. They had some financial backers pay it back, and "voluntarily" surrendered their license. I have several friends who don't practice law any longer, and were at the same age they surrendered their licenses. The difference, these people just put theirs on "inactive" which means they can "reactivate" at a later time if they catch up on their continuing education.
Hell, I'm a real estate broker and every old timer I know keeps their licenses active "just because". All say the same thing, "you just never know when you will need it".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 08:28 PM (Zd/NW)
Also, some House Dems claimed to have received death threats, and the local news (CBS affiliate) reported this as fact.
They showed a few Democrats making remarks in session, but only one Republican. The Dem House member from Boulder standing up there telling the room what people do and do not need when it comes to guns. I tried to decipher what her point was, and I think she was saying that college kids are stupid, so let's not expose them to guns on campus. Because that will stop guns on campus! or something.
The bills now go to the Colorado Senate, where the Repubs are also in the minority, so the legislation will certainly pass there.
And of course Governor Fuckenloopy will sign them.
That's demographics in action. Under the Republican former governor, Bill Owens, CO passed laws allowing concealed carry, and wiped out all local anti-gun ordinances. But in the years since, enough people have come here from California and Illinois and Washington and Oregon AND MEXICO that all this is in danger of being reversed.
And I am thinking about moving to Wyoming.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 08:28 PM (8sCoq)
Concierge docs tend to serve only a small niche population, but any notion of free market type medical practice MUST be exterminated
Yup. Unless their niche is say, members of Congress who exempted themselves from Obamacare.
Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 15, 2013 08:29 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: Pazuzu at February 16, 2013 12:24 AM
Pazuzu! Let me fly the teeth of the wind on your wings!
Posted by: richard burton from exorcist 2 at February 15, 2013 08:29 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:30 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: CarolT at February 15, 2013 08:31 PM (z4WKX)
You radioactive gasbag, you steal all the thunder
Posted by: Neon at February 15, 2013 08:31 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at February 15, 2013 08:31 PM (NzBQO)
Posted by: SMOD 4 all & all 2 dust at February 15, 2013 08:31 PM (bxpf3)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 15, 2013 08:32 PM (5UlAL)
Did you end up geting some decent sleep on the concrete bed in jail?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 08:32 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Pazuzu at February 15, 2013 08:33 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 08:33 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Guido at February 15, 2013 08:33 PM (XLuH2)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:33 PM (piMMO)
Interesting, I wonder if you charted out every girlfriend you dated if certain names or letters would pop up
I'm a sucker for any woman's name that starts with an 'A', apparently.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 08:34 PM (vdtRw)
you're welcome to come here and visit, it would be kinda fun actually
Posted by: chemjeff at February 15, 2013 08:34 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 15, 2013 08:34 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Mindy at February 15, 2013 08:34 PM (gBOQE)
It's not a good idea to have a drunken conversation with the nurses at the ER. Did you guys know that?
Better that than in a police station or a jail cell! Sorry to hear about your job situation. That sucks!
Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 15, 2013 08:35 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2013 08:35 PM (aca0s)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:35 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 08:35 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 15, 2013 08:35 PM (5UlAL)
Posted by: Pazuzu at February 16, 2013 12:33 AM
Kinkier than some Linda Blair on Nurse Fletcher titty action, Pazuzu. I'm up for anything.
Posted by: richard burton from exorcist 2 at February 15, 2013 08:37 PM (yBF/9)
By telling those kids they are safe! They just are!
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 08:37 PM (8sCoq)
http://eyes.nasa.gov/
Enjoy.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 08:37 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:37 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 08:37 PM (r2PLg)
When I was changing into hospital clothes, the nurse asked me if I had any contraband in my socks.
I replied, "Yes. Obama's birth certificate."
I thought it was funny.
I bet she didn't find it amusing. Most nurses are Demotards. I'm lucky because in my little corner of the hospital, most of our surgeons are conservative (although, anesthesiologists are not!) and I work with some hard core righties, and my gay co-worker definitely leans more conservative (except for gay marriage and abortion).
Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 15, 2013 08:38 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 15, 2013 08:38 PM (5UlAL)
225 I don't think you can find 2 sentient beings in the entire fucking 15 billion light year wide universe that would bang helen thomas.
Point taken. Counterpoint: half the morons here aren't sentient.
Posted by: fat neurotic unfunny lesbian at February 15, 2013 08:38 PM (NGsLN)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 08:38 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Mindy at February 15, 2013 08:39 PM (gBOQE)
Posted by: Journolist at February 15, 2013 08:39 PM (MYBiY)
>>The wife even looks like his wife from the King of Queens
She's a cutie. Whatever her name is...
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 08:39 PM (vdtRw)
Some good wittiness on tonight's ONT. As usual.
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at February 15, 2013 08:40 PM (hekO9)
Just drained a bottle of Opolo Mountain Zinfandel.
Mmmmm
I'm drinking a yummy pinot gris from Vin Du Lac, a winery in Chelan, WA.
Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 15, 2013 08:40 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: Mindy at February 15, 2013 08:40 PM (gBOQE)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 15, 2013 08:40 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 08:40 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 15, 2013 08:42 PM (5UlAL)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:42 PM (piMMO)
For God's sake, we're tired of hearing of your inane ramblings. All you do is sit in basements and kill people. Don't you do anything *useful*?
Posted by: Carbon at February 15, 2013 08:42 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 16, 2013 12:28 AM (8sCoq)
In another year or two, I'll probably take off for Texas.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at February 15, 2013 08:42 PM (hpDVh)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:43 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: otho at February 15, 2013 08:43 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 08:43 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Pazuzu at February 15, 2013 08:44 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2013 12:40 AM (BBWjt)
Probably not but you never know.
Posted by: Low I. Voter at February 15, 2013 08:44 PM (vfB2N)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2013 08:44 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2013 08:45 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 15, 2013 08:45 PM (5UlAL)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 08:45 PM (r2PLg)
Ma Bell, as for your daughter I believe her. There were unconfirmed reports of small SMOD's in Cuba today
Since the "experts" and "scientists" insist that the Russian meteors were completely unrelated to SMOD's drive-by, I have to wonder how many more of the little unrelated meteors are scattered nearby and hitting our atmosphere
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 08:46 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2013 08:46 PM (Vk2pI)
Guess I never really looked it up.
***
I think it's a Florida thing, but everyone seems to know what it means.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:35 AM (piMMO)
_____________
Had to do it to a Navy officer's wife in Key West.
Posted by: tasker at February 16, 2013 12:37 AM (r2PLg)
Something similar in Virginia. If they are a "danger to themselves", i.e. suicidal, you can get a magistrate to commit them to a treatment program for 72 hours of observation. At close to the 72 hour time limit, a judge comes to hold a hearing, and a lawyer is present to represent the patient. They pretty much tell the patient what to say if they want to leave, but you can just sit their and watch the patient do everything to not answer the question "correctly".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 08:46 PM (Zd/NW)
So he is suing HP for $500 million. As an aside, I once had an autograph from ole Chubby from the 60s!; the only one I ever asked for. I have no idea what I did with it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 08:46 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 08:47 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:47 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 15, 2013 08:47 PM (Ag5D2)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 15, 2013 08:47 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 08:47 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 08:48 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 15, 2013 08:48 PM (5UlAL)
Posted by: beavis at February 15, 2013 08:48 PM (yBF/9)
So he is suing HP for $500 million. As an aside, I once had an autograph from ole Chubby from the 60s!; the only one I ever asked for. I have no idea what I did with it.
Mr. Checker use to live in PA when I lived there. I don't know if he still does
Posted by: runningrn who looks like her mother but with her father's nose and thighs at February 15, 2013 08:48 PM (Ag5D2)
I've had to take the MMPI for some job interviews.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Multiphasic_Personality_Inventory
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 08:49 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:49 PM (piMMO)
What for? Having a coaxial network can useful for your own video and data without an outside service feeding into it.
Posted by: epobirs at February 15, 2013 08:49 PM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 15, 2013 08:50 PM (5UlAL)
Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 12:39 AM (gBOQE)
Well, it will all be over soon.
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 08:50 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 12:49 AM (EEw86)
You're a nothing gas. Why you even bother coming around here is a mystery to me. I can just be hanging around and I *start fires*. What do *you* do? Nothing. Bah. You're a waste of electrons.
Posted by: Fluorine at February 15, 2013 08:51 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2013 12:40 AM
Dr Sheldon Cooper has an IQ of 187 but also suffers from OCD, doesn't understand irony or sarcasm.
Big Bang Theory is on almost every night in syndication on TBS and new episodes run on Thursday night on CBS
Here's some idea of his personality; Best of Sheldon Cooper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eD8RhPDU5Y
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 08:51 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Mindy at February 15, 2013 08:51 PM (gBOQE)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 08:53 PM (jIaZt)
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2013 08:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 15, 2013 08:54 PM (5UlAL)
Well, at least our dean promised not to post "Gun-free zone" signs on campus. Posted by: Mindy at February 16, 2013 12:51 AM
If it's in Chicago, they'd probably be riddled with bullet holes.
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 08:55 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 08:56 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 08:56 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 15, 2013 08:56 PM (5UlAL)
Of course next year I will have to start paying a tax/penalty/assfucking thanks to that cocksucker John Roberts.
But I'm not bitter or anything.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 08:57 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 08:58 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at February 15, 2013 08:58 PM (jIaZt)
palin steele is still the best troll because he actually wanted us to like him. He also had a weird admiration for ace, and "advised" him.
erg is still the most obnoxious troll, and like herpes it never really goes away
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 08:59 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 08:59 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2013 09:01 PM (r2PLg)
She's a cutie. Whatever her name is...
Leah Remini. Unfortunately she's a scientologist.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 15, 2013 09:01 PM (7B7jB)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 12:59 AM (mCvL4)
Erg was also easily the stupidest troll. It's been awhile since we've had a troll on this site who could put up a good intellectual argument.
And by "awhile," I mean years.
Posted by: AD at February 15, 2013 09:02 PM (WFeIf)
Posted by: Jones in CO at February 15, 2013 09:02 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 15, 2013 09:03 PM (C8mVl)
I don't think this is true anymore in the age of the web and omnipresent porn or even artier nudes. I remember women in Playboy when I was a kid who would never make the cut today. Not that they weren't attractive but between health standards, cultural standards making it far easier to find women willing to pose for a large sum of money ($25K these days), and the general competition from lesser sources, Playboy has to be a lot choosier today.
In my work I tend to see a lot of personal photo collections I'd as soon left unseen but I have to take a cursory glance just to know the data recovery succeeded. I'm occasionally amazed by the mediocrity of the porn some people bother to keep. I'm always tempted to ask what the attraction is when stuff of far higher quality is widely. It's come to my attention that there are a couple operations that seem to specialize in doing high quality photography of women who would never be models in most circumstances. I don't know if the idea is that they're more accessible in the viewer's fantasy participation or what.
I know for myself, I have high requirements for women in porn that has no relation at all to real life. Since photos and video only engage a single sensory aspect, the visual must be of much higher quality than in real life where many other elements can make for an intense attraction.
Like not running away or producing a weapon.
Posted by: epobirs at February 15, 2013 09:04 PM (kcfmt)
We don't need an SMOD, just SMOD Jr, well placed over Washington DC
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 09:04 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 09:06 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2013 09:06 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:00 AM (EEw86)
You think *you* kill people? *I'll* show you how to kill people.
Posted by: Chlorine at February 15, 2013 09:06 PM (BBWjt)
http://tinyurl.com/cmcnro3
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 09:07 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 12:49 AM (piMMO)
Hell no. Not enough police in the world to try to keep the peace with everyone going crazy if they think the world is coming to an end.
I still think Lanza believed the whole Mayan calendar thing and thought he would never pay for his sins.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 09:07 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 16, 2013 12:07 AM (FqcJu)
And who makes that decision?
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet, Author of Amy Lynn available on KINDLE finally at February 16, 2013 12:08 AM (l86i3)
If history is any indication, fucking community organizers.
Posted by: cthulhu at February 15, 2013 09:07 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Mindy at February 15, 2013 09:08 PM (gBOQE)
Posted by: AD at February 16, 2013 01:02 AM (WFeIf)
you got that right! just wait until I move out of my mom's basement, then I'll be back on the HQ!
Posted by: palin steele at February 15, 2013 09:08 PM (BBWjt)
You think *you* kill people? *I'll* show you how to kill people.
Posted by: Chlorine at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)
Sit down, you f'king poseur.
Posted by: Lead at February 15, 2013 09:08 PM (WFeIf)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 09:09 PM (piMMO)
there was this website posted here a little while ago about how to watch old episodes of it for free from a trusted source, not some virus-infested torrent stream
what was it again?
Posted by: chemjeff at February 15, 2013 09:09 PM (BBWjt)
Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 09:10 PM (EEw86)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 09:10 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Ricin at February 15, 2013 09:12 PM (D2Rcz)
Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 09:13 PM (EEw86)
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 09:13 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2013 09:13 PM (LUnTP)
So have you forgotten the riddle of steel?
Posted by: Iron at February 15, 2013 09:14 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM
Best two out of three?
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 09:14 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: otho at February 15, 2013 09:14 PM (yBF/9)
Ahem.
Posted by: Plutonium at February 16, 2013 01:10 AM (BBWjt)
Okay, at best you've got Hiroshima and Nagaski (impressive, I'm not knocking it) and some residual radiation deaths from testing and nuclear plant accidents.
Meanwhile, I've got most of the deaths by guns before the modern era and lead poisoning that affected all of Europe and the U.S. before the mid-20th century. Mad Roman emperors? Me. All their actions? Me. Anybody they killed. Me. I'm the reverse Midas, baby.
Posted by: Lead at February 15, 2013 09:15 PM (WFeIf)
Posted by: Radon at February 16, 2013 01:00 AM (EEw86)
You think *you* kill people? *I'll* show you how to kill people.
Posted by: Chlorine at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)
Sit down, you f'king poseur.Lead at February 16, 2013 01:08 AM
amateurs.
Posted by: SO2 at February 15, 2013 09:15 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Robert at February 15, 2013 09:15 PM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 09:15 PM (piMMO)
If you are gonna watch it to see if the comparison to Sheldon is positive. Don't no good will come of it.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2013 09:16 PM (qo244)
Posted by: Iron at February 16, 2013 01:14 AM (cHZB7)
So, my nemesis, we meet again.
Posted by: Lead at February 15, 2013 09:16 PM (WFeIf)
Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 09:17 PM (EEw86)
http://youtu.be/PqucJPclIfI
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 09:17 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 09:19 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 15, 2013 09:20 PM (07wMj)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 09:20 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 09:21 PM (piMMO)
Yeah. I didn't like it very much. I generally like Brad Pitt movies, but this wasn't one of his finer efforts. There are no characters in the movie to root for, or admire even a little.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 09:23 PM (cHZB7)
They also don't seem to know that Juan Williams is black
http://tinyurl.com/br7jjlj
After Fox News hires Herman Cain, vile libs cry ‘Uncle Tom,’ ‘house n*gger’
Most of the lefties prove that they obviously have never watched FNC, but watch MSNBC, whiter than Edgar Winter's family picnic
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 09:24 PM (mCvL4)
I think Lanza's "crazy" is too contrived.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2013 01:10 AM (piMMO)
Mommy was a "prepper", and I'm betting mommy brainwashed him with all the lefty environmental bullshit that came with that Mayan prophecy.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 09:24 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: CarolT at February 15, 2013 09:26 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at February 15, 2013 09:26 PM (bfYGd)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 09:27 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 09:27 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 09:28 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 09:29 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 09:29 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 09:30 PM (IlZPE)
You think *you* kill people? *I'll* show you how to kill people.
Posted by: Chlorine at February 16, 2013 01:06 AM (BBWjt)
Sit down, you f'king poseur.
Posted by: Lead at February 16, 2013 01:08 AM (WFeIf)
Are we talking about potency, lethality, detectability ?
Posted by: Ricin at February 16, 2013 01:12 AM (D2Rcz)
Pikers.
Posted by: Cholera & Dysentery at February 15, 2013 09:30 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2013 01:23 AM
I f'ing hated it. Yeah, Pitt's done some good stuff (I liked the recent "Moneyball"), but this... thing... was just some political activist's rant in a screenplay disguised as a small time crime flick. I don't have to have likable characters in those sorts of films, I was interested in seeing what happened to the 2 hold up guys. But every couple of minutes there was this in situ radio or tv commentary about the financial crisis or TFG's election. Like all crims are constantly listening to the news in their cars, or watching it in bars, etc. Yeah, right. It took me out of the movie, big time. Then there was the big symbolic conversation at the end with Barry's coronation on TV. Pathetic.
Posted by: otho at February 15, 2013 09:32 PM (yBF/9)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2013 09:33 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 09:33 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 15, 2013 09:33 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Dihydrogen Monoxide at February 15, 2013 09:34 PM (Vk2pI)
They're going after Ted Cruz too, calling him nasty and asking "how dare he" go after Hagel after just joining the Senate
Meanwhile, they blew kisses at Sen Lizzie Jack Warren for the same type of questioning of bankers, and she has the same Senate tenure as Cruz
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 09:34 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 09:34 PM (IlZPE)
Ah, the Ace of Spades ONT. The only reason that I have not yet--successfully!--committed suicide.
If at first you don't succeed.......
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 15, 2013 09:36 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 09:37 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 09:39 PM (IlZPE)
A lullaby is a soothing song, usually sung to young children before they go to sleep, with the intention of speeding that process. As a result they are often simple .
Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 09:39 PM (EEw86)
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2013 09:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 15, 2013 09:40 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 09:40 PM (sqp6o)
>>Ace of Spades ONT. The only reason that I have not yet--successfully!--committed suicide.<<
This place is ok. It's filled with people who would be more than happy to help a guy out when he needs it. The humor here may be irreverent, but the morons are genuine.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 09:40 PM (vdtRw)
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 15, 2013 09:40 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: rickl at February 15, 2013 09:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ST at February 15, 2013 09:43 PM (Vk2pI)
Sheesh -- that's a lot of pressure. I'm here for the dick jokes, the titty links, and the witty banter.
Plus the ability to rant. I like a good rant. In fact, I have one stored up. There's been a lot of ink lately about the stupid Dems and their gun grabbing goofiness, but by no means do they have a lock on teh stoopid.
The Republicans in NC are pushing a bill that makes showing a titty in public into a felony!!!! Apparently the bill is moving forward. No word on whether or not male nipples are including in this idiocy, but I'm guessing not.
A bill that could send women to prison for going topless in public appears headed for approval by the North Carolina legislature.
The Republican-backed bill headed to a floor vote in the House would amend the state's indecent exposure law to expand the legal definition of "private parts" to explicitly include "the nipple, or any portion of the areola, or the female breast."
http://tinyurl.com/a4t5yll (Fox News)
You needle dicked bug fuckers, go find something else to screw with.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 09:43 PM (cHZB7)
http://www.wired.com/autopia/2013/02/russian-dash-cams/ Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2013 01:42 AM
In Russia, porn watches YOU
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 09:44 PM (mCvL4)
They're going after Ted Cruz too, calling him nasty and asking "how dare he" go after Hagel after just joining the Senate
Meanwhile, they blew kisses at Sen Lizzie Jack Warren for the same type of questioning of bankers, and she has the same Senate tenure as Cruz
Posted by: kbdabear at February 16, 2013 01:34 AM (mCvL4)
GOP Senators should all act like graduates of the Milford School and should never be seen or heard according to the libs and the media, BIRM.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 09:46 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: kbdabear at February 15, 2013 09:47 PM (mCvL4)
A lullaby is a soothing song, usually sung to young children
before they go to sleep, with the intention of speeding that process. As
a result they are often simple .
Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 09:49 PM (EEw86)
Posted by: Checker Chubby at February 15, 2013 09:52 PM (lD8ju)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 09:53 PM (IlZPE)
I have not painted since that jerk was reelected. Have done a LOT of drinking, though.
Might have a Kindle book before long. Notepad is a good word processor, right?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 15, 2013 09:53 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 09:57 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 15, 2013 09:58 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Checker Chubby at February 15, 2013 09:58 PM (lD8ju)
BC actually, I have a few lengthy rants saved to Notepad. I leave a copy open because you have to use Notepad for stripping out control characters from any copy/pastes here -- well, it's that or the barrel.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 09:58 PM (cHZB7)
The answer appears to be 'Yes'. Smoking Gun has some details:
http://tinyurl.com/alxg5ng
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 10:01 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: fat neurotic unfunny lesbian at February 16, 2013 12:38 AM (NGsLN)
Hmmmm, Margaret Cho or Rosie O'Donnell?
Posted by: buzzion at February 15, 2013 10:02 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2013 10:03 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 10:04 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 15, 2013 10:05 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:05 PM (IlZPE)
The answer appears to be 'Yes'. Smoking Gun has some details:
http://tinyurl.com/alxg5ng
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 16, 2013 02:01 AM (cHZB7)
Is it only me or does TSG site freeze up your browsers?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 10:09 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 10:12 PM (sqp6o)
So, autopsy says Dorner ate a bullet. I knew that's how it would end.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 10:12 PM (Nv9Aq)
Nope. I've never had a problem there. Weasel Zippers otoh frequently causes my Flash player to freeze. I think it's because they link so many videos on the main page.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 10:14 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: AnnaS at February 15, 2013 10:15 PM (Es08n)
Weasel Zippers otoh frequently causes my Flash player to freeze
Whenever they link to a TMZ vid my computer won't load the page.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 10:16 PM (Nv9Aq)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:16 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 10:16 PM (Nv9Aq)
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 10:17 PM (sqp6o)
Was Ted Nugent a draft dodger/evader?
So......... What about Bill Clinton?
http://tinyurl.com/2jxsqp
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 15, 2013 10:18 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:18 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 10:20 PM (sqp6o)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:20 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: AnnaS at February 16, 2013 02:15 AM (Es08n)
AllahPundit is a RINO pain in the neck. But I loved that you kept using "she/her" to describe him, lol!
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 15, 2013 10:21 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:21 PM (IlZPE)
Most of those sites that present the woman as an independent operator are actually franchises in a network of such sites. It's a bid to catch some of the same vibe women like Asia Carrera and Danni Ashe created by supposedly teaching themselves HTML and creating their own initial sites. I had an acquaintance who worked for Danni Ashe before it went hard core, (I believe she sold off the name and the company at the same time) and he doubted the site she created was used more than a few months before she hired a pro or what passed for one back then. This acquaintance is also the owner of the Honda X-wing you might have seen images of or driving around LA.
Posted by: epobirs at February 15, 2013 10:23 PM (kcfmt)
Watching the nephs tomorrow and thinking of taking them.
Sure, once. It wasn't so horrible that you'd run to the toilet to purge it before digestion.
Kids should like it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 15, 2013 10:24 PM (xKC/c)
>>Personally, I'd rate Ashley Judd's chances at decent, considering she's planning to run against one of Washington's wimpiest so-called conservatives<<\
Also, Puffy is the new Black.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2013 10:24 PM (Nv9Aq)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2013 10:24 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 10:25 PM (EEw86)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:18 AM (IlZPE)
No chance of him being primaried by a more conservative candidate? I'm sure a state that chooses Rand Paul of all people would love a more conservative choice that McConnell.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 15, 2013 10:25 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:26 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: RWC at February 15, 2013 10:27 PM (sqp6o)
Check out Atlantis Word Processor. It's very inexpensive at $35, runs on very old systems quite well as it has a remarkably tiny memory footprint, and a big bonus feature is that it will save directly to EPUB.
You still need to run a conversion to produce a Kindle file but EPUB has far more and better tools (most notably Sigil) available for tweaking, so it's best to do most of the work in that format then convert for submission to Amazon.
Posted by: epobirs at February 15, 2013 10:29 PM (kcfmt)
Yep, from LASFS, though it's been a few years since I went to anyplace I'd run into anyone of the fannish persuasion. But I used to see Mr. Crosby at after meetings mostly or due to a mutual friend I used to hang out with a lot.
Posted by: epobirs at February 15, 2013 10:33 PM (kcfmt)
No chance of him being primaried by a more conservative candidate? I'm sure a state that chooses Rand Paul of all people would love a more conservative choice that McConnell.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at February 16, 2013 02:25 AM (KL49F)
623 #622: We can only hope.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:26 AM (IlZPE)
Is Paul going to be a "party guy" and support Bitch? Or will he try to give quiet help to a challenger?
It can be the "kiss of death" to try to knock off the majority or minority leader since they usually have gotten their jobs by knowing where all the skeletons and dead little girls and live little boys are.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 10:33 PM (Zd/NW)
At least now if the food is decent you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at February 15, 2013 10:33 PM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Radon at February 15, 2013 10:35 PM (EEw86)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:37 PM (IlZPE)
http://tinyurl.com/2jxsqp
Yeah harley, but impeached Bill Clinton is a scumbag.
PS The AoS Style Guide should clearly state that references to him always include the descriptor 'impeached'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 15, 2013 10:38 PM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:39 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 02:37 AM (IlZPE)
Party leaders really know how to bring in the money for the incumbents, especially when they are the incumbents.
Plus knocking off the incumbent is real hard when you consider 90% of them get re-elected.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 10:41 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:42 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:44 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:49 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: AnnaS at February 15, 2013 10:49 PM (MosI3)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2013 10:50 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: AnnaS at February 15, 2013 10:52 PM (MosI3)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 15, 2013 10:54 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: AnnaS at February 16, 2013 02:52 AM (MosI3)
Until she sold it. Ed and Allah ran it afterwards and they make RINO's look like Tea Partiers.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 10:55 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 15, 2013 10:55 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:57 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 10:59 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Mindy at February 15, 2013 11:01 PM (gBOQE)
Have to disagree. Franken won a squeaker in Minnesota with Obama at the top of the ticket. Obama won't be there in 2014, and chances are he will be a lot less popular next year after more Obamacare items kick in. His brand is damaged goods, and the only reason why Ashley would even run would be to try to resurrect her dead movie career.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 11:02 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 15, 2013 11:02 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: Capt. Backfire at February 15, 2013 11:05 PM (mkb9H)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at February 15, 2013 11:08 PM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 11:10 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 11:11 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 15, 2013 11:12 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 15, 2013 11:14 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 15, 2013 11:16 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: cthulhu at February 15, 2013 11:17 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 11:20 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 11:24 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 11:32 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 15, 2013 11:36 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 16, 2013 03:36 AM (FqcJu)
If you haven't discovered Stone, look into it.
I'm slurpin' off of a discounted 12-pack of Lagunitas IPA, and I'm thinking about how to keep moving tomorrow.....
Posted by: cthulhu at February 15, 2013 11:42 PM (kaalw)
Posted by: DAve at February 15, 2013 11:43 PM (XDC0v)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 11:47 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 11:49 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 11:50 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 11:52 PM (IlZPE)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at February 15, 2013 11:52 PM (FqcJu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 11:54 PM (IlZPE)
"i am out of booze"
That explains a lot of your posts.
"quit telling me what to do"
Don't listen to the voices in your head.
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 15, 2013 11:54 PM (+9AX9)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 15, 2013 11:59 PM (IlZPE)
Prothonotary Warbler (@ProthonotaryW) at February 16, 2013 03:59 AM (IlZPE)
G'night. I'm giving up too.
Posted by: harleycowboy at February 16, 2013 12:24 AM (+9AX9)
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 16, 2013 12:35 AM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: backhoe at February 16, 2013 01:09 AM (ULH4o)
It ain't a "mistake" Cuntservaturds, my Barack WILL put y'all in the ovens. And I am slamming my pink meat dreaming of it *sigh*
I just hope, hope, hope HE lets me light the match!!!!
DIE! CUNTservaTURDS!
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Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at February 16, 2013 03:08 AM (21TJo)
"Oh, woops! Sorry bout that!"
That's what!
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