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January 31, 2013

overnight thread thingy (does it even matter what day it is)
— Maetenloch

You've already lived the good old days.

The Warsaw Rising, the uprisings at Treblinka and Sobibor, the various mutinies of brenners, were all born of hopelessness. But then utter hopelessness engenders not only resistance and uprisings but also a yearning to be executed as quickly as possible.

- Vasily Grossman, Life and Fate

Countries That Can Send a Man into Orbit Today

Your 401K's Recent Performance

Hey your blood test came back. Don't worry I'm sure the biopsy will make up for it.

Disney's always good for a laugh, right? sure...

et tu charlie?

But surely there's some justice in the world - at least a little...isn't there?

Well these people are free...

And these people are not.

These people died...

And these people are still living and thriving.

please...how about some cheery news from around the world?

Media Matters for America Also Qualifies for the David Gregory/Good Comrade DC Gun Law Exception

If You Grow Raisins, You're Sharecropping for the Government

EEOC Rules That Criminal Background Checks Discriminate Against Criminals, Minorities

Mother Jones: Disarming Jews in Nazi Germany Was a Good Thing

Death Panels Need You!

EU: Killing Jews Doesn't Make You a Terrorist

yeah that's about how it is.

so here's a kitteh. better?

an ewok?

Surely someone cares about all this?

no probably not.

spread the word - somebody must want to hear.

so how do the bloggers here deal with it all?

fools entertaining other doomed fools - that's your social media.

tonight's post brought to you by your life:

Notice: Posted by losers losing and spewing their loserness with permission on others pathetic losers. just flush your tips and worthless mind-thoughts - it's better that way.

Posted by: Maetenloch at 06:27 PM | Comments (619)
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1 David Frum can suck my ass.

Posted by: Shel at January 31, 2013 06:30 PM (Ryj7s)

2 Peter Gabriel - Don't Give Up
http://youtu.be/qiu6RMMNERs

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 06:30 PM (S7Hzw)

3 About time. I was just about to go to bed.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 31, 2013 06:30 PM (mDanm)

4 ProgressivesÂ’ Futuristic Blues Walter Russell Mead writes over at The American Interest writes on the Â“Blue Social ModelÂ” of the Progressive left and where it is likely to go in the future. It is an insightful examination of where Progressives believe society will, and ought to, go. It is well worth reading in its entirety. There are a few points, however, that deserve being expanded and commented upon. The Progressive left sees the inevitable death of the middle class, of the hated bourgeois and petite-bourgeois. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=1305

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 31, 2013 06:31 PM (Vk2pI)

5 finally, a new thread...i was about to turn the last one inside out and put it back on.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 06:31 PM (+OTLF)

6 Man, I wasn't suicidal before reading the ONT but I am now.

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 06:31 PM (vVv3V)

7 As long as there is pussy, there is hope.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 06:32 PM (avAMN)

8 Celtic Women - You Raise Me Up
http://youtu.be/Yfwlj0gba_k

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 06:32 PM (S7Hzw)

9 "does it even matter what day it is" What difference does it make?

Posted by: Hillary at January 31, 2013 06:32 PM (Y5I9o)

10 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 31, 2013 06:33 PM (JMmQ9)

11 I was hoping we'd have an ONT tonight . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 06:33 PM (kpCLl)

12 Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop snorting heroin.

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 06:33 PM (vVv3V)

13 Barack has a big mole in the middle of his back. When I feel hopeless, I suck on it like a nipple.

Posted by: MichelleO at January 31, 2013 06:33 PM (qGdUM)

14 Hey Peaches, whats the latest on Tammy?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 06:33 PM (S7Hzw)

15 The USA can send people into Space. The Federal Government can't. Finally.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 06:33 PM (avAMN)

16 Colin Powell drinks his own Pee.

And that is ORIGINAL shit. You somehow excluded him from your montage of loser pics.

Yeah. And then he drinks it AGAIN after voiding a second time and capturing and mixing it with David Gregory's pee.

Posted by: pet at January 31, 2013 06:33 PM (r0DVT)

17 Well, life sucks. Who didn't already know that?

Posted by: Ronster at January 31, 2013 06:33 PM (JgkPs)

18 Doom again? We always have leftovers.

Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2013 06:33 PM (bAGA/)

19 I've become addicted to Big Bang Theory

and Bernadette's sweater puppies

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 06:33 PM (wwsoB)

And Fuckin Suprise Suprise suprise.... Private Pyle was GAY all along....

I knew somthing was weird about that kid...

Posted by: Sgt. Carter at January 31, 2013 06:33 PM (lZBBB)

21 This shtick is getting kinda old, to be honest.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Ampersands Anonymous at January 31, 2013 06:34 PM (mbxHg)

22 Got Rope?

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2013 06:34 PM (E7roE)

23 Somebody needs to ease up on the Dark Matter pipe.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 06:34 PM (avAMN)

24

"The Progressive left sees the inevitable death of the middle class, of the hated bourgeois and petite-bourgeois. "

Is that why we must be disarmed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at January 31, 2013 06:34 PM (7zeCD)

25 Niners cornerback Chris Culliver said that neither he nor his teammates would be cool with an openly gay teammate

The sportswriters are fanning themselves on their fainting couches and clutching their pearls

Good thing that Culliver is black or they'd have him disqualified for the game

I don't imagine it'll get the fans in SF lining up for his autograph, but the outer Bay Area suburbs might be OK with it

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 06:34 PM (wwsoB)

26 Play more Fallout 3. It's less bleak.

Posted by: Chris W. at January 31, 2013 06:34 PM (trMJs)

27 I'm from NJ... my senators are The Crypt Keeper and the Tryst Seeker. No Hope

Posted by: mccool at January 31, 2013 06:35 PM (MG9++)

28 Hey peaches, good to "see" you back!

Posted by: Museisluse at January 31, 2013 06:35 PM (G4YiV)

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 10:33 PM (avAMN)

If the Government would get out of the way.... we'd be mining the Moon for resources already....

Posted by: Every Science Fiction Author from the 50's/60's at January 31, 2013 06:35 PM (lZBBB)

30 Hey Peaches, whats the latest on Tammy?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 10:33 PM (S7Hzw)

I have not communicated with her, Anna. I've been sick and keeping a very low profile. Tired of my own fuckin' whining, if you want the truth.

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 06:35 PM (kpCLl)

31 Stage 5 and holding.

Posted by: sTevo at January 31, 2013 06:36 PM (VMcEw)

32 I'm sensing a certain trend in these ONTs, perhaps even a theme.

Posted by: joncelli at January 31, 2013 06:36 PM (CWlPF)

33 Depression levels are reaching critical. There is only one thing that can save us now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwIYJEOlkmM

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 31, 2013 06:36 PM (Vk2pI)

34 7 As long as there is pussy, there is hope.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 10:32 PM (avAMN)

Until the government takes that over too and starts decided with an unelected commision of lesbians liberal bra burners who gets what pussy, and you you find out you have been assigned to Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 06:36 PM (+OTLF)

35 Peaches, yikes! Sorry to hear that. Hope you are feeling better.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 06:37 PM (S7Hzw)

This is the best example for paying attention that I have ever heard.
First-year students at the Purdue Vet School were attending their first
anatomy class with a real dead cow.. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started
the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to
have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the animal's body." For an example, the
professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the
cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do
the same thing," he told his students.. The students freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone
finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "The second most
important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked
on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough but it's
even tougher if you're stupid."

Posted by: ALH at January 31, 2013 06:37 PM (eqV3Q)

37 32 I'm sensing a certain trend in these ONTs, perhaps even a theme.

Posted by: joncelli at January 31, 2013 10:36 PM (CWlPF)

But will it progress all the way to a MEME?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 31, 2013 06:37 PM (lZBBB)

38 17 - I've become addicted to Big Bang Theory

and Bernadette's sweater puppies

-----------------------------

If you're interested, I'll forward you a link to my Bernadette/Penny lesbian fan fiction.

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 06:37 PM (vVv3V)

39 Moon Phase... kowai!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 06:37 PM (S7Hzw)

40 As long as there is pussy, there is hope.

I voted for Barack Obama, and I'm dating a tattooed biker now. LOL!

I'll come back for you when I'm 36, have two kids and three STDs, though, so don't lose heart!

Posted by: the pussy at January 31, 2013 06:38 PM (QTHTd)

41 LMAO

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 06:38 PM (l7h8K)

Luv the pics of the undeserving assholes who are still wasting precious oxygen.

Further proof, as if we needed any, that everything is backwards.

And on that note, it's bedtime for Bonzo. Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at January 31, 2013 06:38 PM (+z4pE)

43 Evening all. I'm home from the hospital. So far so good. This morning I still had the pain but it has subsided and now the only thing that hurts is the incision. The doctor thought I might have some of old pain for a few days. When he went in he discovered the MRI was junk. I still don't know what happened but he said there was no ruptured disc. He actually did a little exploratory sugery and freed up nerves and cleaned up the discs. I was under for almost 4 hours. Was sicker than a dog for many hours, but am home now and feeling much better. So keep praying that the pain is truly gone forever.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 31, 2013 06:39 PM (u25eL)

44 Before you read the post, Joffen, go order yourself some vit D3, 50,000 IU from Amazon. It'll help cheer you up in the winter.

Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2013 06:39 PM (cvr37)

45 As long as there is pussy, there is hope.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 10:32 PM (avAMN)

when you have your own, it doesn't really work that way . . . just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 06:39 PM (kpCLl)

Posted by: ÂÂÂŽÂ¡Â“IÂ‚ÃˆÂ–XÂŽq at January 31, 2013 10:36 PM (Vk2pI)

Dam..... thats as bad as a Rick Roll....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 31, 2013 06:39 PM (lZBBB)

47 "If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?"

--- Shelley

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 31, 2013 06:39 PM (GoIUi)

48 Peaches , hope you are feeling better . I am still Extremely Grumpy and getting Grumpier by the minute ....

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at January 31, 2013 06:39 PM (3SfSC)

49 The Czech PM got punked! Serbia PM orders inquiry into Basic Instinct fake TV interview http://tinyurl.com/an55ocs Silvio Berlusconi would have loved to be in the Czech PM's position,

Posted by: Bane the Boss at January 31, 2013 06:40 PM (aca0s)

50 We still have puppies....

Posted by: waldo at January 31, 2013 06:40 PM (jwumz)

51 As long as there is pussy, there is hope. Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 10:32 PM (avAMN) when you have your own, it doesn't really work that way . . . just sayin' Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 10:39 PM (kpCLl) Sharing is caring.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 06:40 PM (avAMN)

52 I feel that this a good time to point out that I hate fucking monkeys. Very much.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 06:40 PM (vanqS)

53 am home now and feeling much better. So keep praying that the pain is truly gone forever.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 31, 2013 10:39 PM (u25eL)

Dammit!!! {{{{{{{{{jewells}}}}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 06:40 PM (kpCLl)

54
when you have your own, it doesn't really work that way . . . just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 10:39 PM (kpCLl)

Find someone to share it with?

Everything goes better with chedder.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 06:40 PM (+OTLF)

55 STOP DEPRESSING ME!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 06:40 PM (piMMO)

56 >Posted by: jewells45 at January 31, 2013 10:39 PM (u25eL)

enjoy the prescription painkillers- glad things are looking better

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (8sCoq)

57 Who's the guy under Breitbart to the right of Heston?

Posted by: L, elle at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (0PiQ4)

58 I feel that this a good time to point out that I hate fucking monkeys. --------- Then why do you keep at it?

Posted by: Jenny Tries Too Hard at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (b+8h9)

59 There are TWO people you left off the "living and thriving" pics.

And we all know who THEY are.

So maybe no need for pics.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (HVtRc)

After this second night of No Hope, I kind of feel like Arnold in Predator when he is shouting at the Predator, "Kill me I'm here! Come on! Do it!"

Death by giant metal alien claws or a proton beam doesn't seem so bad after reading this thread!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (0SmH0)

61 Tylox and beer.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (l7h8K)

62 Glad to hear it went well, jewels.

Maybe they mistook your MRI for that screensaver with the flying toasters. Could happen to anyone

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (QTHTd)

63 I was watching the replay of the Mickelson miss at a round of 59, and couldn't believe that none of the media commentary mentioned Kim Jong Il's miraculous round of 34 in his very first attempt at golf. Western media is so provincial. I would hope that comrade Gregory and comrade O'Donnell could give a shout out to the recently departed Child of the Sun before returning to their advocacy for the extermination of the bourgois.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at January 31, 2013 06:41 PM (nZvGM)

64 am home now and feeling much better. So keep praying that the pain is truly gone forever. Posted by: jewells45 at January 31, 2013 10:39 PM (u25eL) You had disc surgery? I have had it. It works!

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (avAMN)

65 I feel that this a good time to point out that I hate fucking monkeys.

Very much.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 10:40 PM

Get a chicken.

Posted by: huerfano at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (bAGA/)

66 I feel that this a good time to point out that I hate fucking monkeys.

Very much.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 10:40 PM (vanqS)

I'd say you're just lucky you haven't been arrested and shamed for fucking monkeys, but wtf do I know?

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (kpCLl)

67 >I feel that this a good time to point out that I hate fucking monkeys.

Very much.

I would too, I guess- so smelly and screechy

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (8sCoq)

68 52
I feel that this a good time to point out that I hate fucking monkeys.

Very much.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 10:40 PM (vanqS)

Maybe just throw them some peanuts next time and keep your pants on?

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (+OTLF)

69 If you hate fucking monkeys, just stop

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (8sCoq)

70 "If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?" Yeah, if a new Ice Age is starting. Or if the White Queen is in town.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (hTDbY)

71 Actually Jones I haven't needed the painkillers. Getting by on just tylenol.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (u25eL)

72 Heh, I played against an intramural street hockey team called No Hope. My team lost.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (jVAw4)

73 Some mood music for the thread from Pantera:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgyhG6vpf5s

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (7xeJQ)

74 And get well soon Peaches + momma bear

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 31, 2013 06:42 PM (QTHTd)

75 hi all
brr

I wonder if we will get another ONT again that does not inspire thoughts of despair and suicide?

that would be nice

Posted by: chemjeff is freezing at January 31, 2013 06:43 PM (BBWjt)

76 60
After this second night of No Hope, I kind of feel like Arnold in Predator when he is shouting at the Predator, "Kill me I'm here! Come on! Do it!"
Death by giant metal alien claws or a proton beam doesn't seem so bad after reading this thread!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 31, 2013 10:41 PM (0SmH0)

Its the third night.

Time flies when you have no hope.

Posted by: jeremiah Gosh Darn Amerikkka wright Damns the Imoral shitfuckstained in the tank media at January 31, 2013 06:43 PM (+OTLF)

77 I guess I'll have to weep bitterly into my pillow.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 31, 2013 06:43 PM (n8LUb)

78 You want to live through a downer?

I hit my 20's in the late 70s

Jimmy Carter and the Age of Disco

Anyone who seriously thought that Ronald Reagan could be president was considered a nutjob

The Trans Am driven by Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Bandit had a 400 under the hood that put out all of 200 hp.

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 06:43 PM (wwsoB)

79 >Actually Jones I haven't needed the painkillers. Getting by on just tylenol.

ooh, that stuff makes my stomach do barrel rolls

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 06:43 PM (8sCoq)

80 "Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things."

Philippians 4;*

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 31, 2013 06:43 PM (GoIUi)

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Posted by: ALH at January 31, 2013 06:43 PM (eqV3Q)

82 re: the delta generation We have a whole generation of voting-age men coming up who never rode a bicycle without a really gay helmet. Our future, my fiends, is bleak.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 06:43 PM (GcwH1)

83 Who's the guy under Breitbart to the right of Heston? *** Really?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 06:44 PM (piMMO)

84 Needing and taking aren't the same thing...just say'n

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 06:44 PM (l7h8K)

85 jewells, that is great news that you are doing better

Posted by: chemjeff is freezing at January 31, 2013 06:44 PM (BBWjt)

86 I guess I'll have to weep bitterly into my pillow.

I know that feel bro

Posted by: John Boehner at January 31, 2013 06:44 PM (QTHTd)

87 I feel that this a good time to point out that I hate fucking monkeys.

Then stop doing it.

Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2013 06:44 PM (cvr37)

88 You know that first season finale of Walking Dead, this is what it is feeling like,

Posted by: cardinal fang at January 31, 2013 06:44 PM (Jsiw/)

89 You know, Mickelson's miss is pretty much a perfect allegory for him starting to say California taxes were so high he would have to leave, and then wimping out on it and trying to walk it back. Call his shot Karma for his lack of resolve.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2013 06:44 PM (hTDbY)

90 I wonder if we will get another ONT again that does not inspire thoughts of despair and suicide? that would be nice Posted by: chemjeff is freezing at January 31, 2013 10:43 PM (BBWjt) It makes me feel better.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 06:44 PM (avAMN)

91 I just finished watching The Lives of Others again, which was less depressing than this thread.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 31, 2013 06:44 PM (T4nTv)

92 Who's the guy under Breitbart to the right of Heston?

Posted by: L, elle at January 31, 2013 10:41 PM (0PiQ4)

That's Ambassador Chris Stevens who got killed in Benghazi.

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 06:44 PM (kpCLl)

93 I am glad to hear it was not as scary as it might have been Jewell45. Just take it easy and keep mending.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 06:45 PM (S7Hzw)

Meh, I have not yet begun to fight, stockpile, yes...

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 31, 2013 06:45 PM (IanLz)

95 As long as there is pussy, there is hope. Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 10:32 PM (avAMN) Not if we have anything to say about it!

Posted by: New Zealand Eco-Fascists at January 31, 2013 06:45 PM (Vk2pI)

96 Things could always be worse...

Posted by: Puma Man at January 31, 2013 06:45 PM (tOKY1)

97 I wouldn't last a day in Treblinka. It still pisses me off to no end that so many of those who ran KZs or were in mobile killing squads got slaps on the wrist.

Posted by: waldo at January 31, 2013 06:45 PM (jwumz)

98 Tomorrow is March 1, the anniversary of the death of a giant

I wonder if he'd slap us silly for being so gloomy if he were still with us

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 06:45 PM (wwsoB)

99 I cannot buy you happiness, I cannot by you years;
I cannot buy you happiness, in place of all the tears.
But I can buy for you a gravestone, to lay behind your head.
Gravestones cheer the living, dear, they're no use to the dead.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (0It32)

100

LOL Anna.. my husband is nurse Ratchett. He won't let me do a damn thing!

Posted by: jewells45 at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (u25eL)

101 43 --- "So keep praying that the pain is truly gone forever." Posted by: jewells45 at January 31, 2013 10:39 PM (u25eL) Will do. Sounds like it's so far, so good.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (C8mVl)

102 We still have puppies.... Posted by: waldo at January 31, 2013 10:40 PM (jwumz) Excellent! I'll take two, medium-rare

Posted by: Barack Obama, Canine Connoisseur at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (Vk2pI)

103 And now for something completely different. A Star Trek:TOS red shirt in a kilt riding a unicyle while playing the bagpipes.

http://youtu.be/_wEx4vscHHk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (S7Hzw)

104 Peaches, wow, really? I only know his name and his sad demise. I've never seen his picture. What a downer.

Posted by: L, elle at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (0PiQ4)

105 Tomorrow is March 1, man, my watch is fucked up.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 06:46 PM (l7h8K)

106 I remember a gay guy at my gym emerging from the dressing room sporting an obvious erection. Curse you spandex. Now I'm sure my soft white ass had nothing to do with it but it was disturbing.

Posted by: Northern Lurker at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (sCK+c)

107 99 Tomorrow is March 1, the anniversary of the death of a giant I wonder if he'd slap us silly for being so gloomy if he were still with us Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 10:45 PM (wwsoB) --A month off, bro.

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (jVAw4)

108 Good evening. It looks like Andrew Sullivan's hair endured some sort of magnetic shift and migrated to opposite poles. Also when are free market capitalists, which I assume is all of us here, gonna stop whining about the loss of a government run manned space program? Cause, I'll be honest with you here, that attitude's pretty fucking gay.

Posted by: Robert at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (LUnTP)

109 >You know, Mickelson's miss is pretty much a perfect allegory for him starting to say California taxes were so high he would have to leave, and then wimping out on it and trying to walk it back.

actually, what he regretted was talking about his personal finances in public

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (8sCoq)

110

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

Posted by: ALH at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (eqV3Q)

111 I refuse to give in. This will cheer me up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq4E9XTueY

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (piMMO)

112 Oh would I have loved to hear William Buckley's erudite musings on the Prezzy. All those people died too soon

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (M/TDA)

113

I would too, I guess- so smelly and screechy

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 10:42 PM (8sCoq)

Ohhh.... just like some peoples children? like the ones at the Restraunt last weekend who screamed through my entire meal?

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 31, 2013 06:47 PM (lZBBB)

114 Tomorrow is March 1, the anniversary of the death of a giant

So, we're just skipping February this year? Fine with me, as long as I get those 2 paychecks.

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (kpCLl)

115 Meh, I have not yet begun to fight, stockpile, yes... Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at January 31, 2013 10:45 PM stockpile, heh...I now have more ammo than the local Walmart...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (JMmQ9)

116

77-

now I see how chronically depressed people can lay in bed all day! maybe i should do that. nah i'll stick to scotch. anyone have any plans that don't involve suicide this weekend? maybe something fun or semi- uplifting?

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (0SmH0)

117 Know what really gets me down?

JJ Abrams doing a sort of remake of Wrath of Khan, with his alternate timeline bullshit

Go ahead, leave me marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (wwsoB)

118

Posted by: jewells45 at January 31, 2013 10:39 PM (u25eL)

Jewells I'm late but best wishes and prayers up for you.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (1Y+hH)

119 Just the pick me up I needed before I head off to the rack.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 31, 2013 06:48 PM (jucos)

120

"The USA can send people into Space"

Came in to post this - glad someone else noticed it. America F'yeah!

And we'll win the most medals in the next olympics, too. Deal w/it!

Posted by: Jess1 at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (lbiWb)

121 No valentines stuff to buy, yippee

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (l7h8K)

122 And now for something completely different. A Star Trek:TOS red shirt in a kilt riding a unicyle while playing the bagpipes. http://youtu.be/_wEx4vscHHk Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 10:46 PM (S7Hzw) Am I the only one who was waiting for a Gorn to pop out of nowhere and kill him?

Posted by: Gorn Studies Major at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (Vk2pI)

123 Here's some more doom:

that kid who wrecked his snowmobile at X-Games last week has died.

I believe that people should be free to engage in activities of their choice, but backflips on snowmobiles is crazy

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 06:49 PM (8sCoq)

124 I've become addicted to Big Bang Theory

and Bernadette's sweater puppies

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If you're interested, I'll forward you a link to my Bernadette/Penny lesbian fan fiction.

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 10:37 PM (vVv3V)

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Wife loves that show--did you know Kwipke is the guy jules shot on Pulp Fiction? "Say what again!"

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (QLJPW)

125 After this second night of No Hope, I kind of feel like Arnold in Predator when he is shouting at the Predator, "Kill me I'm here! Come on! Do it!"
Death by giant metal alien claws or a proton beam doesn't seem so bad after reading this thread!

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 31, 2013 10:41 PM

"Shit happens..."

Posted by: predator 2 at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (yBF/9)

126 JJ Abrams doing a sort of remake of Wrath of Khan, with his alternate timeline bullshit Go ahead, leave me marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 10:48 PM (wwsoB) It's not Wrath Of Khan.

Posted by: Robert at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (LUnTP)

127 Only photo I didn't recognize was Hitchens. When looking at Soro's pic, yeah he's old but doesn't he have a couple sons to carry on his financial terrorismistics?

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (lGu1O)

128 I made it home safely tonight with the highway covered in a glaze of the slickest, blackest ice I've ever encountered, cars going off the road and down the embankment in front and behind, the slightest touch on the brakes sending the front of my car veering wildly, all I could do to go with the skid and bring it under control...three hours on what is usually a half-hour drive. And I'm home, safe and sound and very grateful. Life is good and God is great. To hell with hopelessness.

Posted by: troyriser at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (ptcFO)

129 Anyone remember the tv show Dear John with the guy from Taxi? Remember his support group of misfits? That's pretty much us. By us I, of course, mean you guys.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 06:50 PM (1WM2H)

130 Saw the musical movie Rock of Ages. It sucked. And I actually dig cheesy musicals. And I like cheesy 80s music.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 31, 2013 06:51 PM (ZPrif)

131 Damn, I am a month off

That's it, I'm truly going senile

Time to pull the plug. Yank it like you're starting a mower

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 06:51 PM (wwsoB)

132 RObert and kbdabear... how about we just call it the Wrath of Abrams?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 06:51 PM (S7Hzw)

133 the best part of Dear John was Kirk's antics played by Jere Burns, btw

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 06:51 PM (vzLhi)

134 129, Black Ice? That's Racist.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 31, 2013 06:51 PM (l7h8K)

135 Kdabear, What happened to February? I blame CAC! I missed an entire month!

Posted by: L, elle at January 31, 2013 06:51 PM (0PiQ4)

136 For TPH and Beckoning Chasm. Kioketsuke Miyu.
http://youtu.be/P_2ynA7kxMQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 06:52 PM (S7Hzw)

137 When Chuck Met Bruce

http://tinypic.com/r/2i6xjc/6

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 06:52 PM (8sCoq)

138 RObert and kbdabear... how about we just call it the Wrath of Abrams? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 10:51 PM (S7Hzw) How will Captain Forehead save the Earth?

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 06:52 PM (avAMN)

139 Just remember, everybody you hate will be dead within a few short decades. So there's that.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 31, 2013 06:52 PM (ZPrif)

140 RObert and kbdabear... how about we just call it the Wrath of Abrams? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 10:51 PM (S7Hzw) Since Abrams is also directing the new Star Wars we must now call it The Khan Strikes Back.

Posted by: Robert at January 31, 2013 06:52 PM (LUnTP)

141

"how about we just call it the Wrath of Lens Flare & shaky cam"

FIFY..

Posted by: Jess1 at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (lbiWb)

142 http://tinyurl.com/ayhgs2y (pdf file)

Clinton could win Texas in 2016

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (0It32)

143 It's not Wrath Of Khan. Posted by: Robert at January 31, 2013 10:50 PM (LUnTP) Is it Gary Mitchell?

Posted by: joncelli at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (CWlPF)

144 wow trueriser..glad you made it home in one piece!

Posted by: jewells45 at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (u25eL)

145 The Krokodil - excuse me, "Onion" did an article recently about how NASA was looking for a planet capable of supporting NASA. Mildly amusing.

Of course, being krokodil, this was posted next to "62-Year-Old With Gun Only One Standing Between Nation And Full-Scale Government Takeover". Speaking power to truth - that's the krokodil way!

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (QTHTd)

146 SMOD news. a 40 meter asteroid will pass closer than our satellites in 2020. They said it's the size of that which exploded over the Tugunska region, although I thought that one was more like 100 meters. Either way.... SMOD

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (piMMO)

147 And I'm home, safe and sound and very grateful. Life is good and God is great. To hell with hopelessness.

Posted by: troyriser at January 31, 2013 10:50 PM (ptcFO)

__ ___ ____ ___ ___

What's that saying about "no better feeling than being shot at and missed"?

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (1Y+hH)

148 20 And Fuckin Suprise Suprise suprise.... Private Pyle was GAY all along....

I knew somthing was weird about that kid... Posted by: Sgt. Carter at January 31, 2013 10:33 PM

I knew something was up when he'd go to Floyd's Barber Shop for a haircut on a Sunday

Posted by: Barney Fife at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (wwsoB)

149 Robert! *pokes* Robert ... for medicinal purposes only ... no dead cow involved ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (TvO05)

150 Maet yesterday was the good old day. Here I am at the scenic Ft Hood La Quinta, man is it good to be back in Cav Country. Wife gets to see her favorite former subordinate, Boy gets to see home state of Texas, and I get to see inside of eyelids. The dolphin is in the jaccuzzi, the doplphin is in the jaccuzzi.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (vPklD)

151 Oooohhhh, Vampire Princess Miyu! Bookmarking that one for later.

Posted by: Robert at January 31, 2013 06:53 PM (LUnTP)

152 The snowmobile dude's brother had a crash on the same at X-games. He separated his pelvis.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 31, 2013 06:54 PM (ZPrif)

153 Is it Gary Mitchell? Posted by: joncelli at January 31, 2013 10:53 PM (CWlPF) Nope. Turns out it's just some dude. Excuse me a moment. *NABS* Adriane

Posted by: Robert at January 31, 2013 06:54 PM (LUnTP)

154 Tomorrow is Andrew Breitbart's birthday. He would have been 44. I miss him tremendously. God bless, Andrew!

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 06:54 PM (kpCLl)

155 What's that saying about "no better feeling than being shot at and missed"? Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 31, 2013 10:53 PM (1Y+hH) I know that experience, too. Yes, the feeling is similar.

Posted by: troyriser at January 31, 2013 06:55 PM (ptcFO)

156 a 40 meter asteroid will pass closer than our satellites in 2020.

finally, something that will end Obama's 3rd term

Posted by: chemjeff is freezing at January 31, 2013 06:55 PM (BBWjt)

157 That's Ambassador Chris Stevens who got killed in Benghazi.

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In keeping with the doom ...

That reminds me. I spoke with a friend the other day. He's a blue-collar, conservative, small business owner. I thought he was up on current events.

When I brought up Bengazi and Stevens, he had no idea what I was talking about. He was a guy who regularly gets news from the MFM. I know I'm preaching to the choir but what. in .the. shit. fucking. fuck? I told him to visit the usual websites I go to - here, there, etc., plus Fox.

The guy had this look on his face like I did when grampy Herb took the 12 year old me to the Bunny Ranch for my first premature ejaculation. Not the last - just the first.

If we can't get our own to be informed and pissed off ...

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 06:56 PM (vVv3V)

158
    Our house was blessed (?) with the arrival of a 9 month old rescue cat. Spastic Lab loves him,Studebaker, (our resident cat) is purple with indignance about the whole thing.

   I'm ambivalent, but no matter. Wife loves the little shit.

      Keep this in mind while moaning.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 31, 2013 06:56 PM (SAMxH)

159 I think this is where we do the old Conan O'Brien routine of "Cheer Up"

MATT DRUDGEVerified @DRUDGE

ZUCKER UNTUCKED: @RuPaul scored 565,000 viewers on LOGO vs @piersmorgan 545,000 on CNN in Monday 9 PM showdown..

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 06:56 PM (wwsoB)

160 130
Anyone remember the tv show Dear John with the guy from Taxi?

Remember his support group of misfits?

That's pretty much us.

By us I, of course, mean you guys.

Posted by: soothsayer at January 31, 2013 10:50 PM (1WM2H)

I do remember the show, but I think we (meaning you all) more closely resemble the group from the Bob Newhart Show.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at January 31, 2013 06:56 PM (7xeJQ)

161 The dolphin is in the jaccuzzi, the doplphin is in the jaccuzzi. John has a long mustache that needs trimming. John has a long mustache that needs trimming.

Posted by: Adriane ... at January 31, 2013 06:56 PM (TvO05)

162 Where the fuck is Peaches?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 06:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

163 21 Cavil, Eh if it makes even one moron long for SMOD it's worth it.... Never did get that good ginger ale....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 06:57 PM (vPklD)

164 Robert, got the OVAs. Should get the TV series. Miyu is just unique.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 06:57 PM (S7Hzw)

165 Doom from Disney isn't really that bad advise. Better to teach kids at a young age "listen kid, bad things happen, and there's nothing you can do about it" than to fill them up with too much self esteem. Life ain't fair, get over it and don't whine about it.

Posted by: Deli LLama at January 31, 2013 06:57 PM (lGu1O)

166 Skateboarding has killed and brain damaged more than any other "extreme" sport just cause so many do it. Human beings weren't born to do backflips. When you first try to do a backflip at a pool as a kid you get really, really scared. Your body shuts down and tries to force you *not* to do it. It does that for a really good reason. We are poorly designed for backflips. Back of the head is, like, a really bad place to get hit.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 31, 2013 06:58 PM (ZPrif)

167 Where the fuck is Peaches?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 10:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

Ya fuckin' blind?

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 06:58 PM (kpCLl)

168 Speaking of anime I was wandering downtown and stepped into the Salvation Army store to browse through their random assortment of crap no one wants. Found a copy of Kia Asamiya's Steam Detectives volume one and some book by Andrew Klavan for a quarter each. And I just happened to have a couple of quarters. Haven't read the manga but I tried reading the Klavan book...okay, much as I like reading his commentary he's a fucking terrible writer. Holy shit, those first couple of chapters were godawful. Terrible. Just fucking terrible. I would have been happier *with* the quarter.

Posted by: Robert at January 31, 2013 06:58 PM (LUnTP)

169 Tomorrow, Feb 1, is the 10th anniversary of the Space Shuttle disaster. Blew up right over my house. Happy thought for the night - that was when the US Space program died, right there. It shuffled along zombie like for a few years, but that was the end of Hope for this country in space.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2013 06:59 PM (hTDbY)

170 Here's some schadenboner to cheer us up;

Labor Unions Finally Read Obamacare Fine Print, Realize Costs Set To Spike, "Turn Sour" On Obama

http://tinyurl.com/adbudwu

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (wwsoB)

171 Ya fuckin' blind? Posted by: Peaches at January 31 PEACHES! so you know, I use that as more of a summoning spell than a question. Someone said you were in the sickbay with pneumonia, is that true?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

172 134 - the best part of Dear John was Kirk's antics

played by Jere Burns, btw

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I ran into Jere Burns in the desert (Randsburg, CA) about an hour away from Mt Whitney when I was in the Sierras 5 years ago.

The guy is still playing Kirk. I'm not sure if he knew the show had been off the air for 20 years or not. Still looked the same.

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (vVv3V)

173 Peaches get better...Jewell keep healing....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (vPklD)

174 I think the Right probably has to embrace the Bumper Sticker wars more. How else can we force the Low Information Voters to be aware of shit. We need programmable e-ink bumper stickers that update with Drudge headlines or something.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (ZPrif)

175 Tomorrow, Feb 1, is the 10th anniversary of the Space Shuttle disaster. Blew up right over my house. Happy thought for the night - that was when the US Space program died, right there. It shuffled along zombie like for a few years, but that was the end of Hope for this country in space. Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2013 10:59 PM (hTDbY) NASA is a Federal Government agency and the Federal Government is not the USA. Sheesh.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (avAMN)

176 And speaking of pneumonia, any word from Miss Tammy?

Posted by: Robert at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (LUnTP)

177 Skateboarding has killed and brain damaged more than any other "extreme" sport just cause so many do it.

Nearly ran over a skateboarder today who wasn't stopping at the pedestrian crosswalk.

"They come at you sideways. It's how they think. It's how they move. Sidle up and smile."

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 31, 2013 07:00 PM (QTHTd)

178 Unions Finally Read Obamacare Fine Print, Realize Costs Set To Spike, "Turn Sour" On Obama http://tinyurl.com/adbudwu Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 11:00 obamacare is all about revenge on whitey and givn' whitey's health care to someone not whitey.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:01 PM (Z9EHQ)

179 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2013 07:01 PM (kaalw)

180 the Federal Government is not the USA.

It's the only thing all Americans take part in.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 31, 2013 07:01 PM (QTHTd)

181 {{{{{Y5}}}}}

Yeah, I've been sick, but not the pneu yet, this time. I'm only here because I was informed by an unindicted co-conspirator that there were rumors that I was in the hospital. I'm not. Just got the "thing," like half the fuckin' world, and trying to work and get through it.

How you doin'?

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 07:01 PM (kpCLl)

182 I'm just killing time until the internet gods upload the new Archer episode.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 31, 2013 07:02 PM (ZPrif)

183

*sigh*

I would eat a bullet, but it's hard to wash one down, even with a big glass of milk.

Even so, never give up, and all that rot...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 31, 2013 07:02 PM (6rcHp)

184 It's the only thing all Americans take part in. Posted by: boulder hobo at January 31, 2013 11:01 PM (QTHTd) So is shitting.

Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 07:02 PM (avAMN)

185

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 31, 2013 11:00 PM (ZPrif)

I've thought about starting a bumper sticker company... with a twist...

Make a bumper sticker of ALL your military ribbons....

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (lZBBB)

186 For TPH and Beckoning Chasm. Kioketsuke Miyu. http://youtu.be/P_2ynA7kxMQ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 10:52 PM (S7Hzw) That takes me back... It's been a long time since I've seen that.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (Vk2pI)

187 hi cthulhu
how are the tentacles tonite

Posted by: chemjeff is freezing at January 31, 2013 07:03 PM (BBWjt)

188

Cable Guy solves the thorny border security issue:

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

"Do you have any other problems you'd like for me to solve today?"

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 31, 2013 07:04 PM (1Y+hH)

189 Aloha! Posted by: cthulhu at January 31, 2013 11:01 PM (kaalw) And, magically, this pops in my head. http://youtu.be/MQEwJdhfddk?t=51s

Posted by: Robert at January 31, 2013 07:04 PM (LUnTP)

190 Who can save us? FLASH can save us! http://tinyurl.com/28m23h

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 31, 2013 07:04 PM (fdHER)

191 186 It's the only thing all Americans take part in. Posted by: boulder hobo at January 31, 2013 11:01 PM (QTHTd) So is shitting. Posted by: eman at January 31, 2013 11:02 PM (avAMN) tell that to my colostomy bag.. i keed!

Posted by: model_1066 at January 31, 2013 07:04 PM (7xPCu)

192 Dang. This post smells just like Jonestown, c. 1978

Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at January 31, 2013 07:05 PM (tUT9B)

193 Does Peaches need me to come by and make some stew for her?

Posted by: Robert at January 31, 2013 07:05 PM (LUnTP)

194 Yeah, I've been sick, but not the pneu yet, this time. I'm only here because I was informed by an unindicted co-conspirator that there were rumors that I was in the hospital. I'm not. Just got the "thing," like half the fuckin' world, and trying to work and get through it. How you doin'? Posted by: Peaches at January I am better off than MissTammy but I seem to have caught a variety of illnesses from the hurricane and its after effects so I am on more drugs than a roomful on mendez's hookers. worst of it is all of them make me drowsy and the doc ordered me to get more sleep so he prescribed ambien as well. I am feeling better however I am hardly able to stay awake. Glad you are in better shape than the vicious rumors being circulated by obama plants seeking to drive morale at the hq even lower.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

195 153 --- Amen to that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (C8mVl)

196 Does Peaches need me to come by and make some stew for her?

Posted by: Robert at January 31, 2013 11:05 PM (LUnTP)

aren't you the sweetest thing . . .

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (kpCLl)

197 It's the overnight DREAD thingy. Good. I get to let my 'dogs' loose!

Posted by: carolina at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (jjmSa)

198 Tonight is the end of Month 1 (or Month 49 if you really want technical accuracy); only 47 moar months of TFG to go!

Thus endeth my bright side effort for tonight.

A minor quibble, Mr. Maetenloch -- Zimmerman is out on bail for the moment.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (ccXZP)

199 I feel that this new ONT trend of encouraging lovers of freedom to off themselves is counterproductive, somehow.

Never thought I'd look forward to the next election season, but...

1,449 more days of Obama. But at least we have a chance to really piss him off in a couple of years.

Posted by: Splunge at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (2IW5Q)

200

"It's the only thing all Americans take part in"

Some take more than others...

Posted by: Jess1 at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (lbiWb)

201

@194.

Wuzzat? I like Kool-aid.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (6rcHp)

202 182 Boulder Hobo, Pretty sure we all take part in extinction level events....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (vPklD)

203 Guy solves the thorny border security issue: * Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. * Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees. * Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. "Do you have any other problems you'd like for me to solve today?" Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 31, 2013 almost - keep the gators and put the pythons in the moat.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

204

Reading the content of the ONT is like taking the brown acid.

You don't do it.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (1Y+hH)

205 cthulhu: It looks like I have a slot tomorrow. If you're up for it, spend the $3.00, park at the Flint Center parking structure and walk over to E21 or E23. There you may get very many answers. It's not as tasty as any of the restaurants at The Pruneyard, and the women-count is extremely low, but they do have lots of aluminum chips. T-bird: If you're interested, show up, same place, at about 2:45, and sign in. I might be late.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 31, 2013 07:07 PM (JAjij)

206 * Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. "Do you have any other problems you'd like for me to solve today?" Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 31, 2013 11:04 PM (1Y+hH) Do the alligators have lasers on their heads?

Posted by: Dr. Evil at January 31, 2013 07:08 PM (Vk2pI)

207 Wuzzat? I like Kool-aid.

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Better mix up a batch of Guyana Punch for this crowd.

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 07:08 PM (vVv3V)

208 206

Reading the content of the ONT is like taking the brown acid.

Maybe if we all get together, we can stop this Obama. No Obama! No Obama! No Obama!

Posted by: Splunge at January 31, 2013 07:08 PM (2IW5Q)

209 194 Dang. This post smells just like Jonestown, c. 1978 Posted by: locomotivebreath1901 at January 31, 2013 11:05 PM (tUT9B) Just wait until it starts bloating.

Posted by: joncelli at January 31, 2013 07:08 PM (CWlPF)

210 Trimegistus- I recently bought the DVD, oddly enough! Some fun facts about Flash "Just a man, with a man's courage" Gordon -

* Sam Jones is now a security professional / bodyguard, and apparently is fuckin' AWESOME at it.

* The movie "Flash" sold out cinemas - in Europe. Americans didn't appreciate it but we Eurotrash loved it.

* Damn it, why wasn't there a sequel to what was clearly the best movie in the history of movies. They should have brought in Freddie Mercury in an acting role whilst they were at it.

Posted by: boulder hobo at January 31, 2013 07:08 PM (QTHTd)

211 I seem to have caught a variety of illnesses from the hurricane and its after effects so I am on more drugs than a roomful on mendez's hookers. worst of it is all of them make me drowsy and the doc ordered me to get more sleep so he prescribed ambien as well. I am feeling better however I am hardly able to stay awake.

dude, no way!!! I'm so sorry to hear that . . . what about the fam? who's walking methlab and the disgustingly cute one? Poor baby!!

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 07:08 PM (kpCLl)

212 How many of these families thought that Obama "cared about me and my family" ?

IRS: Cheapest Obamacare Plan Will Be $20,000 Per Family

http://tinyurl.com/a2kyfo3

Posted by: kbdabear at January 31, 2013 07:09 PM (wwsoB)

213 It's a giant shit sandwich and we all gotta take a bite.

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 07:09 PM (8sCoq)

214

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 11:06 PM (Z9EHQ)

Buzzkiller.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 31, 2013 07:09 PM (1Y+hH)

215 Honeycomb's big.....yeah yeah yeah WHATABURGER for breakfast YO! It'll be like being back at El Paso International again!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:10 PM (vPklD)

216 Mmmmmkay, I'm out. Good night, Adriane. Good night, Peaches. Hope you start feeling better. Good night, Yankee. If ever you wanna share some pills...uh, well...nevermind. Good night, ONT!

Posted by: Robert at January 31, 2013 07:10 PM (LUnTP)

217 IRS: Cheapest Obamacare Plan Will Be
$20,000 Per Family

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They aren't advertising the cheapest which is to pay the penalty for declining coverage and then picking it back up when you develop an illness that needs to be treated. These are the geniuses in charge.

Posted by: slug at January 31, 2013 07:11 PM (vVv3V)

218 Do the alligators have lasers on their heads?

Posted by: Dr. Evil at January 31, 2013 11:08 PM (Vk2pI)

*grabs requisition form*

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 31, 2013 07:11 PM (1Y+hH)

219 dude, no way!!! I'm so sorry to hear that . . . what about the fam? who's walking methlab and the disgustingly cute one? Poor baby!! Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 11:08 PM (kpCLl) none other than yours truly. gotta do what ya gotta do. I could let Mrs.YankeeFifth walk the methlab but every so often I run into some nutjob who decides they are going to prove how tough they are and square off with the methlab b staring her down and or trying to push her off of the sidewalk and our hyper protective methlab requires a little more leverage than Mrs.YankeeFifth is able to comfortably apply to protect these losers from themselves. How are the feline overlords? Is the diet going well?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

220 good night roberto

Posted by: chemjeff is freezing at January 31, 2013 07:12 PM (BBWjt)

221 Buzzkiller. Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

222 wait, Peaches is on a diet?
she's skin and bones already

Posted by: chemjeff is freezing at January 31, 2013 07:13 PM (BBWjt)

223 Trust me, they are gonna advertise the penalty avenue to the Free Shit Army. Obamacare is designed to collapse within 10-20 years and be replaced by single payer.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 31, 2013 07:14 PM (ZPrif)

224 Robert, Steam Detectives Episode 1 in English. Coal power and steam technology. Boy detective solving crimes. And his cute nurse assistant.
http://youtu.be/aaN9asepeAQ

We could watch Card Captor Sakura or Martian Successor Nadesico or perhaps Magical Emi. Though I will always vote for Silent Mobius.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:14 PM (S7Hzw)

225 216 KBDaBear, KB you just can't save folk from themselves...so wen they give birth to a herd of cats remind 'em...don't thank me you stupid fuck you gave Jackass party total power thank Ogabe and the MFM!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:14 PM (vPklD)

226 In honor of recent ONTs, I am watching 'Doomsday Preppers'

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 07:15 PM (8sCoq)

227 IRS: Cheapest Obamacare Plan Will Be $20,000 Per Family ---- heh, now all of obama's minions get to feel the burn and thanks to obamacare they are are going to have to wait in line for days to learn the salve was all used up a week before.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

228 226 Flatbush Joe, Well unless Bakynomics "recovers" a majority to freeshit army status I think it'll cost donks votes...

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:16 PM (vPklD)

229 ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 11:13 PM (Z9EHQ

___ ____ __

Nothing, just whining at you over your tweak about keeping the gators in the moat. Disregard, all good.

Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January 31, 2013 07:17 PM (1Y+hH)

230 Kathryn Tappen (NHL Network) is wearing a slinky red dress and black stompy boots. She is one fine piece of womanhood! I'm glad the NHL is back.

Posted by: puddleglum at January 31, 2013 07:17 PM (PNeLm)

231 Gack, you guys, I gotta go couchward and watch tee vee. I only stopped in to put the kibosh on the rumors of my imminent demise. I'm just not well enough to drink in the sort of quantities the ONT requires.

God bless us, every one, and let's all say a prayer for teh Breitbart tomorrow, on his birthday.

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 07:18 PM (kpCLl)

232 Some good news (maybe): Star Trek Into Darkness Star: Kirk WonÂ’t Cameo in Star Wars http://tinyurl.com/a7kayxr

Posted by: Bane the Boss at January 31, 2013 07:18 PM (aca0s)

233 Nothing, just whining at you over your tweak about keeping the gators in the moat. Disregard, all good. Posted by: Meremortal, watching it burn at January whew! it is grim enough around here without me dragging y'all down.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

234 70 If you hate fucking monkeys, just stop How did I get mixed up in this

Posted by: The Chicken at January 31, 2013 07:18 PM (l3vZN)

235 don't just survive

sur-thrive

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 07:18 PM (8sCoq)

236 night Peaches

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

237 This should cheer everyone up! Fill in the blanks? I'm so depressed my ____________________!

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 31, 2013 07:19 PM (n8LUb)

238 Gotta ask, what is the methlab meme. Assuming yankeefifth has a dog that can nuclear bomb a dutch oven.

Posted by: RWC at January 31, 2013 07:19 PM (sqp6o)

239 Posted by: ALH at January 31, 2013 10:37 PM (eqV3Q) ALH, that was hysterically funny! Thanks for the laughs. Carol

Posted by: CarolT at January 31, 2013 07:19 PM (z4WKX)

240 @ Anna Puma:

How did your search for language learning software go?   Some friends on facebook were discussing what was good, here's an exerpt from their discussion.

My white (emphasis on white haha) bf uses pimsleur to learn mandarin and swears by it - for good reason: after only 2 weeks he was already able to speak and understand more than my friends who had taken a year of Chinese in college. It's really good if you're an auditory learner,

Personally, am interested in picking up Pimsleur for Mandarin after looking into it.   Rosetta Stone was one that I heard good things about previously, but people criticize it for not teaching the grammar/rules, though it got points for teaching vocabulary.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 31, 2013 07:19 PM (7um7O)

241 Take care Peaches.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:19 PM (S7Hzw)

242 Per Calvin and Hobbes: That's the remarkable thing about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Posted by: Yet another Mike at January 31, 2013 07:20 PM (kC3cp)

243 > This should cheer everyone up! Fill in the blanks?

too bummed

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 07:20 PM (8sCoq)

244 241 Foghorn Leghorn, My future's so bright I have to wear shades.....because Iran confirmed they have a nuke by using it over my house....

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:21 PM (vPklD)

245 You want heartbreaking ? How about heartbreakingly beautiful? The haunting andante movement from the Amercian composer, Samuel Barber's Violin Concerto. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P_oyWeKXvrQ The oboe states the gorgeous theme. Take a couple of minutes and listen to the whole movement. You'll be glad you did and then find the superb recording of the concerto by Joshua Bell.

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:22 PM (M/TDA)

246 I think I'll cheer myself up by watching "The Pawnbroker".

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2013 07:25 PM (l3vZN)

247 Hi Peaches! My kitten needs a diet, too. Her second, and she isn't even 2 years old. The winter has been brutal on her girlish figure. It's hard to put a kitty on a diet. Or a doggeh.

Posted by: kalneva at January 31, 2013 07:26 PM (S+/pH)

248 So what did I miss today besides George Will saying I will forget about Krispy Kreme's dreamdate with Ogabe by 2015?

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:27 PM (e+xCI)

249 We could watch Card Captor Sakura or Martian Successor Nadesico or perhaps Magical Emi. Though I will always vote for Silent Mobius. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 11:14 PM (S7Hzw) TV or Movie version?

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at January 31, 2013 07:27 PM (Vk2pI)

250 anyone have any plans that don't involve suicide this weekend? maybe something fun or semi- uplifting?

Posted by: Secret Squirrel's Ballz Und Sheft at January 31, 2013 10:48 PM (0SmH0)

Cars N Coffee, Waverly Place, Cary NC on Saturday starting around 8 AM. I'll be the fat guy driving the obscene red 2011 Mustang GT/CS convertible. The pass phrase is "Endor is nice this time of year".

Ya fuckin' blind?

Posted by: Peaches at January 31, 2013 10:58 PM (kpCLl)

You know what causes that. And...well, it is y-5th...

Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2013 07:27 PM (yh0zB)

251 The darkest hour is always right before the hos leave and the crack runs out. Posted by: Sugar Ray Lewis at January 31, 2013 11:24 PM (vbh31) wannabe. everyone knows the darkest hour is right after you run out of crack an hos and you are staring into the dark knowing you are only hours away from craving another hit and a ho and all you got to get your next hit is another hour of gay for pay with mendez.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

252 Hahaha

I'm drunk enough that I posted on the last thread thinking it was this thread.

*looks at watch*

Damn, it's too early to be this messed up.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2013 07:28 PM (BuSM8)

253 Good night, horde. No matter how bad things get we've still got each other. Or at least until they unplug the internet and round us all up. Then I'm totally stealing your rations in the camps.

Posted by: joncelli at January 31, 2013 07:29 PM (CWlPF)

254 Well if David Gregory goes around shooting up the whole town, then the DC police obviously have no authority to stop him. I have no problem with that though.

Posted by: the wabbit at January 31, 2013 07:29 PM (v3Wj/)

255 >> IRS: Cheapest Obamacare Plan Will Be
$20,000 Per Family

Now THAT'S depressing. I'm sure it will a topic for discussion tomorrow; well, if tomorrow actually bothers to show up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2013 07:29 PM (ccXZP)

256 I have been doing a lot of client relations entertaining lately. surprisingly, there is something of a soothing effect to drinking around scantily clad women you do not know. then of course someone turns the lights on and well

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:30 PM (Z9EHQ)

257 meh

out

Posted by: Jones in CO at January 31, 2013 07:30 PM (8sCoq)

258

Breitbart is in my prayers every gd day. Every one. The anniversary of his death is exactly one month away, and I swear to god it affects, and affected, me more than any other death in my lifetime. The caveat is, so you guys don't think I'm a fuckin' asshole, is that I still have all my kids and both parents, and everything like that. So... But Breitbart, wow. What a loss. What. A. Loss.

Posted by: kalneva at January 31, 2013 07:31 PM (S+/pH)

259

Posted by: kalneva at January 31, 2013 07:31 PM (S+/pH)

260

Posted by: kalneva at January 31, 2013 07:31 PM (S+/pH)

261

Posted by: kalneva at January 31, 2013 07:31 PM (S+/pH)

262 Conservative Monster. I still not decided. Pimsleur I have heard really good things about. Its more like 'here is what you will need to get by in the country' for Level 1 and then it gets more detailed with later levels. Whereas what is taught in school well you do remember how they taught a foreign language in high school... here is all the grammar and here memorize these words.. remember all the tenses. Sacre bleau!

I may give in and order the Pimsleur.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:31 PM (S7Hzw)

263 Conservative Monster. I still not decided. Pimsleur I have heard really good things about. Its more like 'here is what you will need to get by in the country' for Level 1 and then it gets more detailed with later levels. Whereas what is taught in school well you do remember how they taught a foreign language in high school... here is all the grammar and here memorize these words.. remember all the tenses. Sacre bleau!

I may give in and order the Pimsleur.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:31 PM (S7Hzw)

264 Conservative Monster. I still not decided. Pimsleur I have heard really good things about. Its more like 'here is what you will need to get by in the country' for Level 1 and then it gets more detailed with later levels. Whereas what is taught in school well you do remember how they taught a foreign language in high school... here is all the grammar and here memorize these words.. remember all the tenses. Sacre bleau!

I may give in and order the Pimsleur.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:31 PM (S7Hzw)

265 Seriously, David! Show us all how it's done!

Posted by: the wabbit at January 31, 2013 07:32 PM (v3Wj/)

266 Seriously, David! Show us all how it's done!

Posted by: the wabbit at January 31, 2013 07:32 PM (v3Wj/)

267 Seriously, David! Show us all how it's done!

Posted by: the wabbit at January 31, 2013 07:32 PM (v3Wj/)

268 "Good night, horde. No matter how bad things get we've still got each other."

Alright you all...Top that.

Posted by: AD at January 31, 2013 07:32 PM (PdpEf)

269 "Good night, horde. No matter how bad things get we've still got each other."

Alright you all...Top that.

Posted by: AD at January 31, 2013 07:32 PM (PdpEf)

270 "Good night, horde. No matter how bad things get we've still got each other."

Alright you all...Top that.

Posted by: AD at January 31, 2013 07:32 PM (PdpEf)

271 All three movies? Or just the TV series? Of Silent Mobius that is. Asamiya-sensei should put on TV My Favorite Carrera, it is now more than 20 volumes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:33 PM (S7Hzw)

272 All three movies? Or just the TV series? Of Silent Mobius that is. Asamiya-sensei should put on TV My Favorite Carrera, it is now more than 20 volumes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:33 PM (S7Hzw)

273 All three movies? Or just the TV series? Of Silent Mobius that is. Asamiya-sensei should put on TV My Favorite Carrera, it is now more than 20 volumes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 31, 2013 07:33 PM (S7Hzw)

274 for the chronically depressed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4GRKNw19Jo

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2013 07:34 PM (l3vZN)

275 for the chronically depressed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4GRKNw19Jo

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 31, 2013 07:34 PM (l3vZN)

276 No matter how bad things get we've still got each other.

OMG IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

Posted by: chemjeff is freezing at January 31, 2013 07:34 PM (BBWjt)

277 No matter how bad things get we've still got each other.

OMG IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

Posted by: chemjeff is freezing at January 31, 2013 07:34 PM (BBWjt)

278 More depressing music from the '90s: http://youtu.be/uVY9p1IHops

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 07:34 PM (jVAw4)

279 More depressing music from the '90s: http://youtu.be/uVY9p1IHops

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 07:34 PM (jVAw4)

280 258 Joncelli, I'll wear my "I'm w/the Ewok !" Tee shirt...one of the keys to survival will be troll skinning.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:35 PM (TaUDC)

281 258 Joncelli, I'll wear my "I'm w/the Ewok !" Tee shirt...one of the keys to survival will be troll skinning.

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:35 PM (TaUDC)

282 My God. Its full of . . . DOOM!

Posted by: simpleton at January 31, 2013 07:35 PM (NGsLN)

283 My God. Its full of . . . DOOM!

Posted by: simpleton at January 31, 2013 07:35 PM (NGsLN)

284 Good night, horde. No matter how bad things get we've still got each other. Or at least until they unplug the internet and round us all up. Then I'm totally stealing your rations in the camps.

Posted by: joncelli at January 31, 2013 11:29 PM (CWlPF)

No, we'll team up and steal the prog-tards' rations for ourselves! What's that? No prog-tards in the camps? Only us? Oh...

I need to go on a diet, anyway. I'll be slim for my mass grave "funeral".

Posted by: kalneva at January 31, 2013 07:35 PM (S+/pH)

285 Good night, horde. No matter how bad things get we've still got each other. Or at least until they unplug the internet and round us all up. Then I'm totally stealing your rations in the camps.

Posted by: joncelli at January 31, 2013 11:29 PM (CWlPF)

No, we'll team up and steal the prog-tards' rations for ourselves! What's that? No prog-tards in the camps? Only us? Oh...

I need to go on a diet, anyway. I'll be slim for my mass grave "funeral".

Posted by: kalneva at January 31, 2013 07:35 PM (S+/pH)

286

"If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?"

Winter is awesome. It kills the creepy crawlies.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at January 31, 2013 07:36 PM (DoZD+)

287 IRS predicts that the cheapest family insurance plan will be $20,000 per year in 2015. http://cnsnews.com/news/article/irs-cheapest-obamacare-plan-will-be-20000-family So, I assume that the current cost to insure a family of 5 must be at least $20,000 because President Obama predicted that costs would drop by $2,500 per family. And he's never mistaken or untruthful, right? In case you missed the sarcasm, that looks like a price hike. The usual "family" numbers seem to be for a family of four, but the average for a family of four in 2012 was about $15,745. If I use $16,000 as an estimate for a family of five and apply an expected health care inflation rate of 3.3% (based on a quick Google search just now), in 2015 the expected number would be around $17,600 (well under that $20,000 number). Hmm. The conventional wisdom is that we can never repeal Obamacare once it starts writing checks, but just maybe the people will notice the promises have not been kept. Of course, the people will probably just pay the cheap fine (which goes to the government, not the insurance companies). Then all the insurance companies fail, we have an emergency, and hey presto! Our best friend for life Mr. Obama proposes single-payer health care as the solution to the emergency. I'm pretty sure that was the plan all along anyway.

Posted by: mr_jack at January 31, 2013 07:36 PM (TMG3G)

288 All because we won't confront and fight the Left and media. Amazing. The Left has the Republicans so spooked we'll consign ourselves to hopelessness and lose our country before going out in the public square and calling them out for who they are. And it's so easy to do. Their ideas are idiotic and historically disproved, their public conduct is stupid and disgusting, they have no logic or persuasive skills. Yet they're routing us. Incredible. I guess we'll go down without even fighting.

Posted by: rrpjr at January 31, 2013 07:37 PM (HxM8B)

289 All because we won't confront and fight the Left and media. Amazing. The Left has the Republicans so spooked we'll consign ourselves to hopelessness and lose our country before going out in the public square and calling them out for who they are. And it's so easy to do. Their ideas are idiotic and historically disproved, their public conduct is stupid and disgusting, they have no logic or persuasive skills. Yet they're routing us. Incredible. I guess we'll go down without even fighting.

Posted by: rrpjr at January 31, 2013 07:37 PM (HxM8B)

290 All because we won't confront and fight the Left and media. Amazing. The Left has the Republicans so spooked we'll consign ourselves to hopelessness and lose our country before going out in the public square and calling them out for who they are. And it's so easy to do. Their ideas are idiotic and historically disproved, their public conduct is stupid and disgusting, they have no logic or persuasive skills. Yet they're routing us. Incredible. I guess we'll go down without even fighting.

Posted by: rrpjr at January 31, 2013 07:37 PM (HxM8B)

291 All because we won't confront and fight the Left and media. Amazing. The Left has the Republicans so spooked we'll consign ourselves to hopelessness and lose our country before going out in the public square and calling them out for who they are. And it's so easy to do. Their ideas are idiotic and historically disproved, their public conduct is stupid and disgusting, they have no logic or persuasive skills. Yet they're routing us. Incredible. I guess we'll go down without even fighting.

Posted by: rrpjr at January 31, 2013 07:37 PM (HxM8B)

292 All because we won't confront and fight the Left and media. Amazing. The Left has the Republicans so spooked we'll consign ourselves to hopelessness and lose our country before going out in the public square and calling them out for who they are. And it's so easy to do. Their ideas are idiotic and historically disproved, their public conduct is stupid and disgusting, they have no logic or persuasive skills. Yet they're routing us. Incredible. I guess we'll go down without even fighting.

Posted by: rrpjr at January 31, 2013 07:37 PM (HxM8B)

293 "Good night, horde. No matter how bad things get we've still got each other."

Alright you all...Top that.

Posted by: AD at January 31, 2013 11:32 PM (PdpEf)

crap. just when i was starting to feel better...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (yh0zB)

294 "Good night, horde. No matter how bad things get we've still got each other."

Alright you all...Top that.

Posted by: AD at January 31, 2013 11:32 PM (PdpEf)

crap. just when i was starting to feel better...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (yh0zB)

295 "Good night, horde. No matter how bad things get we've still got each other."

Alright you all...Top that.

Posted by: AD at January 31, 2013 11:32 PM (PdpEf)

crap. just when i was starting to feel better...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (yh0zB)

296 "Good night, horde. No matter how bad things get we've still got each other."

Alright you all...Top that.

Posted by: AD at January 31, 2013 11:32 PM (PdpEf)

crap. just when i was starting to feel better...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (yh0zB)

297 "Good night, horde. No matter how bad things get we've still got each other."

Alright you all...Top that.

Posted by: AD at January 31, 2013 11:32 PM (PdpEf)

crap. just when i was starting to feel better...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (yh0zB)

298 274 Indeed it does. Those little microbes needs killing

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (M/TDA)

299 274 Indeed it does. Those little microbes needs killing

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (M/TDA)

300 274 Indeed it does. Those little microbes needs killing

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (M/TDA)

301 274 Indeed it does. Those little microbes needs killing

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (M/TDA)

302 274 Indeed it does. Those little microbes needs killing

Posted by: Tuna at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (M/TDA)

303 To all Indy metro horde...sorry about the snow....well I'd be more sorry had it not been 78 degrees when I got here.... Most of I-35 has 4G in texas..... BOOM!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (TaUDC)

304 To all Indy metro horde...sorry about the snow....well I'd be more sorry had it not been 78 degrees when I got here.... Most of I-35 has 4G in texas..... BOOM!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (TaUDC)

305 To all Indy metro horde...sorry about the snow....well I'd be more sorry had it not been 78 degrees when I got here.... Most of I-35 has 4G in texas..... BOOM!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (TaUDC)

306 To all Indy metro horde...sorry about the snow....well I'd be more sorry had it not been 78 degrees when I got here.... Most of I-35 has 4G in texas..... BOOM!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (TaUDC)

307 To all Indy metro horde...sorry about the snow....well I'd be more sorry had it not been 78 degrees when I got here.... Most of I-35 has 4G in texas..... BOOM!

Posted by: sven10077 at January 31, 2013 07:38 PM (TaUDC)

308 Don't be so depressed. Just look at what I am going to have to do: Forced to resign and then retire in comfort with my jailbait harem down in the Caribbean! Now that is truly sad.

Posted by: Sen. Menendez at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (Vk2pI)

309 In theme with the uprisings due to hopelessness portion of the ONT, I offer this:

PORTSMOUTH, Virginia (Reuters) - A man who admitted to strangling two fellow prison inmates and threatened to continue killing until he received the death penalty was executed in Virginia on Wednesday, the first time the state has used the electric chair in nearly three years.

Robert Charles Gleason Jr., 42, had said he wanted to be put to death despite attempts by his former court-appointed attorneys to halt the execution and have him undergo a mental competency evaluation.

Facing life in prison, this dude forced them to kill him. He killed a cellmate in 2009, warned them he would keep doing it, then killed another in 2010. He was executed on the 16th or 17th this year; I'll give him credit for choosing the electric chair, that can't be the most pleasant way to check out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (ccXZP)

310 Don't be so depressed. Just look at what I am going to have to do: Forced to resign and then retire in comfort with my jailbait harem down in the Caribbean! Now that is truly sad.

Posted by: Sen. Menendez at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (Vk2pI)

311 In theme with the uprisings due to hopelessness portion of the ONT, I offer this:

PORTSMOUTH, Virginia (Reuters) - A man who admitted to strangling two fellow prison inmates and threatened to continue killing until he received the death penalty was executed in Virginia on Wednesday, the first time the state has used the electric chair in nearly three years.

Robert Charles Gleason Jr., 42, had said he wanted to be put to death despite attempts by his former court-appointed attorneys to halt the execution and have him undergo a mental competency evaluation.

Facing life in prison, this dude forced them to kill him. He killed a cellmate in 2009, warned them he would keep doing it, then killed another in 2010. He was executed on the 16th or 17th this year; I'll give him credit for choosing the electric chair, that can't be the most pleasant way to check out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (ccXZP)

312 Don't be so depressed. Just look at what I am going to have to do: Forced to resign and then retire in comfort with my jailbait harem down in the Caribbean! Now that is truly sad.

Posted by: Sen. Menendez at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (Vk2pI)

313 In theme with the uprisings due to hopelessness portion of the ONT, I offer this:

PORTSMOUTH, Virginia (Reuters) - A man who admitted to strangling two fellow prison inmates and threatened to continue killing until he received the death penalty was executed in Virginia on Wednesday, the first time the state has used the electric chair in nearly three years.

Robert Charles Gleason Jr., 42, had said he wanted to be put to death despite attempts by his former court-appointed attorneys to halt the execution and have him undergo a mental competency evaluation.

Facing life in prison, this dude forced them to kill him. He killed a cellmate in 2009, warned them he would keep doing it, then killed another in 2010. He was executed on the 16th or 17th this year; I'll give him credit for choosing the electric chair, that can't be the most pleasant way to check out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (ccXZP)

314 Don't be so depressed. Just look at what I am going to have to do: Forced to resign and then retire in comfort with my jailbait harem down in the Caribbean! Now that is truly sad.

Posted by: Sen. Menendez at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (Vk2pI)

315 In theme with the uprisings due to hopelessness portion of the ONT, I offer this:

PORTSMOUTH, Virginia (Reuters) - A man who admitted to strangling two fellow prison inmates and threatened to continue killing until he received the death penalty was executed in Virginia on Wednesday, the first time the state has used the electric chair in nearly three years.

Robert Charles Gleason Jr., 42, had said he wanted to be put to death despite attempts by his former court-appointed attorneys to halt the execution and have him undergo a mental competency evaluation.

Facing life in prison, this dude forced them to kill him. He killed a cellmate in 2009, warned them he would keep doing it, then killed another in 2010. He was executed on the 16th or 17th this year; I'll give him credit for choosing the electric chair, that can't be the most pleasant way to check out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (ccXZP)

316 Don't be so depressed. Just look at what I am going to have to do: Forced to resign and then retire in comfort with my jailbait harem down in the Caribbean! Now that is truly sad.

Posted by: Sen. Menendez at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (Vk2pI)

317 In theme with the uprisings due to hopelessness portion of the ONT, I offer this:

PORTSMOUTH, Virginia (Reuters) - A man who admitted to strangling two fellow prison inmates and threatened to continue killing until he received the death penalty was executed in Virginia on Wednesday, the first time the state has used the electric chair in nearly three years.

Robert Charles Gleason Jr., 42, had said he wanted to be put to death despite attempts by his former court-appointed attorneys to halt the execution and have him undergo a mental competency evaluation.

Facing life in prison, this dude forced them to kill him. He killed a cellmate in 2009, warned them he would keep doing it, then killed another in 2010. He was executed on the 16th or 17th this year; I'll give him credit for choosing the electric chair, that can't be the most pleasant way to check out.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (ccXZP)

318 Thought I would check the ONT before I went to bed. Wish I didn't.

Posted by: Prepositions and Fists at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (QWN3E)

319 Thought I would check the ONT before I went to bed. Wish I didn't.

Posted by: Prepositions and Fists at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (QWN3E)

320 Thought I would check the ONT before I went to bed. Wish I didn't.

Posted by: Prepositions and Fists at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (QWN3E)

321 Thought I would check the ONT before I went to bed. Wish I didn't.

Posted by: Prepositions and Fists at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (QWN3E)

322 Thought I would check the ONT before I went to bed. Wish I didn't.

Posted by: Prepositions and Fists at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (QWN3E)

323 More sad '90s dream pop: http://youtu.be/E5zTuVhNs5c

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (jVAw4)

324 More sad '90s dream pop: http://youtu.be/E5zTuVhNs5c

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (jVAw4)

325 More sad '90s dream pop: http://youtu.be/E5zTuVhNs5c

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (jVAw4)

326 More sad '90s dream pop: http://youtu.be/E5zTuVhNs5c

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (jVAw4)

327 More sad '90s dream pop: http://youtu.be/E5zTuVhNs5c

Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (jVAw4)

328 crap. just when i was starting to feel better... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31 the best thing about hanging out her is knowing you can leave.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

329 crap. just when i was starting to feel better... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31 the best thing about hanging out her is knowing you can leave.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

330 crap. just when i was starting to feel better... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31 the best thing about hanging out her is knowing you can leave.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

331 crap. just when i was starting to feel better... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31 the best thing about hanging out her is knowing you can leave.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

332 crap. just when i was starting to feel better... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 31 the best thing about hanging out her is knowing you can leave.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 31, 2013 07:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

333 More sad '90s dream pop: http://youtu.be/E5zTuVhNs5c Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 11:39 PM (jVAw4) Wow, the '90's sucked even more than I remember...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 31, 2013 07:40 PM (Vk2pI)

334 More sad '90s dream pop: http://youtu.be/E5zTuVhNs5c Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 11:39 PM (jVAw4) Wow, the '90's sucked even more than I remember...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 31, 2013 07:40 PM (Vk2pI)

335 More sad '90s dream pop: http://youtu.be/E5zTuVhNs5c Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 11:39 PM (jVAw4) Wow, the '90's sucked even more than I remember...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 31, 2013 07:40 PM (Vk2pI)

336 More sad '90s dream pop: http://youtu.be/E5zTuVhNs5c Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 11:39 PM (jVAw4) Wow, the '90's sucked even more than I remember...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 31, 2013 07:40 PM (Vk2pI)

337 More sad '90s dream pop: http://youtu.be/E5zTuVhNs5c Posted by: logprof at January 31, 2013 11:39 PM (jVAw4) Wow, the '90's sucked even more than I remember...

Posted by: The Political Hat at January 31, 2013 07:40 PM (Vk2pI)

338 Fuck.

Posted by: kalneva at January 31, 2013 07:41 PM (S+/pH)

339 Fuck.

Posted by: kalneva at January 31, 2013 07:41 PM (S+/pH)

340 Fuck.

Posted by: kalneva at January 31, 2013 07:41 PM (S+/pH)

341 Fuck.

Posted by: kalneva at January 31, 2013 07:41 PM (S+/pH)

342 Fuck.

Posted by: kalneva at January 31, 2013 07:41 PM (S+/pH)

343 Posted by: mr_jack at January 31, 2013 11:36 PM (TMG3G)

Now now, you're using math. That's clearly racist.