November 02, 2013
— CAC For those lucky East Coast morons and ettes who are early birds, a partial solar eclipse will greet you at sunrise tomorrow:

Totality will only be visible along a thin path from the Atlantic Ocean through central Africa. On a related note, Astronomers Without Borders has successfully donated over 13,000 eclipse glasses to schools lying along the path of totality. We Americans get our turn at totality on August 21, 2017.
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Posted by: soothsayer at November 02, 2013 11:09 AM (dEtCk)
Posted by: soothsayer at November 02, 2013 11:11 AM (dEtCk)
Shit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 02, 2013 11:12 AM (oJ5Fd)
Partial? Or total eclipse?
Turn around....every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round...
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears...
Posted by: EC at November 02, 2013 11:18 AM (doBIb)
Posted by: @ParisParamus at November 02, 2013 11:30 AM (vaNTd)
Posted by: Chrissy Liebowitz at November 02, 2013 11:30 AM (EUKai)
Posted by: Boss Moss the Redskin Savage at November 02, 2013 11:44 AM (Kud5A)
Posted by: Boss Moss the Redskin Savage at November 02, 2013 03:44 PM (Kud5A)
Looks like Pac Men
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at November 02, 2013 11:46 AM (H0R/1)
*plots course for Bermuda*
*Crap!*
* too late..., and anyhow the fucking crew is still hung over from the debaucheries of Friday night*
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 11:50 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Boss Moss the Redskin Savage at November 02, 2013 11:51 AM (Kud5A)
Posted by: DAve at November 02, 2013 11:54 AM (b7yum)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 02, 2013 11:54 AM (Q3v/m)
Posted by: Howard Wolowirz at November 02, 2013 11:55 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 02, 2013 11:56 AM (Q3v/m)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 02, 2013 11:57 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 02, 2013 11:58 AM (Q3v/m)
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They regard the populace as something to be manipulated and used. The Master/Servant relationship has been turned upside down. In point of fact, most of the sub-50 year-olds will express some surprise if you assert that the government is supposed to be merely a servant, rather than a controlling authority.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 11:59 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2013 11:59 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DAve at November 02, 2013 11:59 AM (b7yum)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 02, 2013 12:00 PM (A2sQP)
Posted by: tsrblke PhD(c) (No Really!) at November 02, 2013 12:00 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 02, 2013 12:02 PM (Q3v/m)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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I have many shells collected at Sanibel by mother, during the 50's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 12:02 PM (aDwsi)
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Because it is in the script.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 12:03 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Tribal Shaman #16 at November 02, 2013 12:04 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: DAve at November 02, 2013 12:05 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 02, 2013 12:07 PM (ZshNr)
I realize that it is not exactly your bailiwick, but having done at least cursory research, I still can not find a satisfactory explanation. Have you ever had an occasion to look into it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 12:08 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: WalrusRex at November 02, 2013 12:09 PM (Q3v/m)
Posted by: IPCC at November 02, 2013 12:09 PM (KXm42)
Posted by: Global Warming Expert at November 02, 2013 12:10 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2013 12:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: DAve at November 02, 2013 12:12 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2013 12:15 PM (sdi6R)
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There is an Adjustment for that...
Posted by: A Chiropractor at November 02, 2013 12:16 PM (aDwsi)
My BP sells gasoline.
Posted by: Joey Biden at November 02, 2013 12:16 PM (H0R/1)
Posted by: DAve at November 02, 2013 12:16 PM (b7yum)
Your proctologist used an endoscope not a telescope.
Endosope Ass tronomy
Telescope astronomy.
Posted by: The Hickster at November 02, 2013 12:17 PM (MVBSu)
Endosope Ass tronomy
Telescope astronomy.
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No shit.
Tell us about it.
Posted by: Endoscopes Everywhere at November 02, 2013 12:19 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 02, 2013 12:19 PM (A2sQP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 12:20 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: DAve at November 02, 2013 12:20 PM (b7yum)
Posted by: CAC at November 02, 2013 12:20 PM (VBpW5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at November 02, 2013 12:22 PM (A2sQP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 12:26 PM (aDwsi)
http://tinyurl.com/lpqkues
The inclination is simply to accept the 'authoritative' explanations. Unfortunately, all of those explanations to seem to have a single source, and are not (for me) satisfactory.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 12:30 PM (aDwsi)
Telescope astronomy.
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No shit.
Tell us about it.
Posted by: Endoscopes Everywhere>>
Well when doing an Endscoapathy "no shit" only occurs if the patient used the pre shit flushing fluid.
Posted by: The Hickster at November 02, 2013 12:33 PM (MVBSu)
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Pro Tip : Make damn good use of that hour, because they are going to take it back later.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 12:33 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Psychedelicat at November 02, 2013 12:34 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 02, 2013 12:38 PM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 12:40 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 12:41 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 02, 2013 04:38 PM (ZshNr)
By pulling down our pants.
Posted by: Ian 'Go' Galt at November 02, 2013 12:46 PM (QdOC1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 02, 2013 04:41 PM (aDwsi)
If I recall, there is some friction that occurs while the moon spins and rotates around the earth. Eventually it stops spinning, and one side faces the earth.
The same is happening to the earth. Eventually, only one side will face the sun. THAT is global warming, fer sure!
Posted by: Ian 'Go' Galt at November 02, 2013 12:56 PM (QdOC1)
Posted by: Madamex at November 02, 2013 12:59 PM (islXR)
Posted by: Zombie Eddard Stark at November 02, 2013 01:03 PM (mpTrn)
Actually, the earth will not spin-lock with the sun, but rather the moon.
In about 6-7 billion years, according to the intertubes.
Posted by: Ian 'Go' Galt at November 02, 2013 01:08 PM (QdOC1)
Off topic but I'm going to vote for Toys in the Attic.
Posted by: Hamilton Burger at November 02, 2013 01:09 PM (wOOt3)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 02, 2013 01:37 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: rld77 a fellow traveler at November 02, 2013 03:09 PM (e9LFB)
Posted by: Yancey Ward at November 02, 2013 04:14 PM (RGR0F)
Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2013 05:20 PM (sdi6R)
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