June 26, 2013

Patriots' Aaron Hernandez Arrested for Murder
— Ace

He may or may not have pulled the triggers; he had a little team to pull off this stupid little murder.

The murdered man was named Odin (!) Lloyd-- apparently guilty of "talking to the wrong people," whatever that means. I do think it just means "talking" -- that he was socializing with people Hernandez didn't like.

So he and two confederates killed him.

Surveillance footage from Hernandez's home showed him leaving with a gun, and he told someone in the house that he was upset and couldn't trust anyone anymore, the prosecutor said.

The three men picked up Lloyd at his home around 2:30 a.m., according to authorities. As they drove around in their rented car, they discussed what happened at the nightclub, and Lloyd started getting nervous, McCauley said.

Lloyd texted his sister, "Did you see who I am with?" When she asked who, he answered, at 3:22 a.m., "NFL," then, a minute later, he sent one final text: "Just so you know."

Within a few minutes, people working the overnight shift at the industrial park reported hearing gunshots, McCauley said. Surveillance video showed the car going into a remote area of the industrial park and emerging four minutes later, the prosecutor said.

A short time later, Hernandez returned to his house, and he and one of the other men were seen on his home surveillance system holding guns, McCauley said. Then the system stopped recording, according to the prosecutor.

This guy's got his priorities straight:

To review:

Aaron Hernandez, Biggest Loser.

Tim Tebow, Big Winner.

Also a Big Loser: Odin Lloyd, the guy Hernandez killed.

I shouldn't make a big deal but it is strange the guy analyzes the Hernandez Situation chiefly from the perspective of lineup changes on the Patriots.

Posted by: Ace at 04:10 PM | Comments (448)
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1 Not the FIRST time a player has acted like an idiot, won't be the last.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at June 26, 2013 04:11 PM (caPl0)

2 let it burn!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at June 26, 2013 04:11 PM (8JJ6O)

3 Him go jail. Him sad. Mustaffa has new girl friend. him happy

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 26, 2013 04:11 PM (MnSla)

4 Odin should have had both eyes open

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 04:12 PM (DMl5J)

5 Crazy, I know, but I'm getting a homosexual vibe as motivation from this story

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 04:12 PM (KeJAW)

6
Please, save the cheap homo jokes; you know what I mean.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 04:13 PM (yhYn1)

7 10 years from now he'll be on the cover of Madden and working for ESPN. A little murder never hurt anyone. Right Ray-Ray?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 26, 2013 04:13 PM (GEICT)

8

If Aaron weren't a Patsie, I could give him a lawyer or two.

Posted by: R. Lewis at June 26, 2013 04:13 PM (o44nj)

9 I do think it just means "talking" -- that he was socializing with people Hernandez didn't like.

I don't see a problem with this

Posted by: Lois Lerner at June 26, 2013 04:13 PM (hO9ad)

10 Cops had to look into the trunk of a car to find me. What the fuck's up with this piker.

Posted by: Rae Carruth at June 26, 2013 04:13 PM (cK0tU)

11 This was the guy that the Patriots had suspicious about character issues when they drafted him. They drafted him anyway. Suspicion confirmed.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 04:14 PM (Pph1Y)

12

10 years from now he'll be on the cover of Madden and working for ESPN.

 

A little murder never hurt anyone.

 

Right Ray-Ray?

 

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 26, 2013 08:13 PM (GEICT)

 

Almost took the words right out of my sock.

Posted by: steveegg at June 26, 2013 04:14 PM (o44nj)

13 Right Ray-Ray? In Baltimore Ray-Ray is Ray Rice. Jus' sayin' Gotta keep your thugs straight.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 04:15 PM (Pph1Y)

14
Patriots are okay with players who kill while driving drunk, though.


Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 04:15 PM (Y4TdB)

15 Please, save the cheap homo jokes; you know what I mean.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 08:13 PM (yhYn1)


Dude, how long have you been commenting here? That comment's gonna get pounded like Rod Blagoyevich on Gangbang an Elvis Impersonator day.

Posted by: Methos at June 26, 2013 04:15 PM (hO9ad)

16 May the family of Odin Lloyd find comfort in Justice.

Posted by: Adriane... at June 26, 2013 04:15 PM (Jv4FA)

17

Caught by his own home security system.  I use to work for an NFL team and let me tell you, even by low IQ NFL standards, thats pathetic.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 26, 2013 04:16 PM (C2//T)

18 11 This was the guy that the Patriots had suspicious about character issues when they drafted him. They drafted him anyway. Suspicion confirmed. Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 08:14 PM (Pph1Y) There were rumors about him at Florida. Everyone knew he wasn't a stand up guy. He's actually been questioned in several shootings before this one. Three I believe.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 26, 2013 04:16 PM (GEICT)

19 Well look at it this way Patriots fans, if you hadn't drafted him he would return to doing drive-bys after college. At least you got some use out of him.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 26, 2013 04:17 PM (cK0tU)

20 In other news Marc Rich died. Remember that piece of shit? Clinton pardoned him.

Wonder what he knew about Holder.

Posted by: Methos at June 26, 2013 04:17 PM (hO9ad)

21

Caught by his own home security system. I use to work for an NFL team and let me tell you, even by low IQNFL standards, thats pathetic.

 

Posted by: AndrewsDad at June 26, 2013 08:16 PM (C2//T)

 

Lesson for the athletes - first turn off the cameras, then unload the guns.

Posted by: steveegg at June 26, 2013 04:17 PM (o44nj)

22 Boy, criminal genius at work, eh? Texting, surveillance tapes... hunh? You mean that can be used as evidence? You've got to be f'in kidding me!

Posted by: GuyfromNH at June 26, 2013 04:17 PM (kbOju)

23 Thank God for the Patriots.

Posted by: the Dallas Cowboys at June 26, 2013 04:18 PM (DMl5J)

24 He's clearly a psycho and Odin is an awesome name. I love that name. Poor Odin. OT but you have to check out the sexy couple that got caught canoodling in a Philly park . . . by 25 bike cops!!! (link in nic)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 04:18 PM (2up3Q)

25 That article says they found a .44 caliber shell casing in the rental car. I know that Desert Eagle used to make a. 44 semi auto but are they very common? As for Hernandez, it seems that he was a thug before the cheaters drafted him and he never changed.

Posted by: Timon at June 26, 2013 04:19 PM (LGDTn)

26
I shouldn't make a big deal but it is strange the guy analyzes the Hernandez Situation chiefly from the perspective of lineup changes on the Patriots.

It's not like he personally knows any of these people. I'm guilty myself of seeing everything through a political lens. And I mean everything.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 04:20 PM (39q3n)

27 1 Not the FIRST time a player has acted like an idiot, won't be the last. Posted by: Paul Zummo at June 26, 2013 08:11 PM (caPl0) An idiot? Uh, I think there's a name for people like Hernandez. It's not idiot.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 26, 2013 04:20 PM (dh83Q)

28 17 Caught by his own home security system. I use to work for an NFL team and let me tell you, even by low IQNFL standards, thats pathetic. The capper for me was when his lawyer turned his cell phone into cops - in pieces. Because who among us hasn't smashed a cell phone to bits when the police subpoenaed it? Amirite?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 04:21 PM (Pph1Y)

29 i'd have put up more of a fight

Posted by: thor glyndwr at June 26, 2013 04:21 PM (DMl5J)

30 Hernandez will make a fine ambassador in Hillary's administration.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows ignorance is strength at June 26, 2013 04:21 PM (sBruU)

31 OT but you have to check out the sexy couple that got caught canoodling in a Philly park . . . by 25 bike cops!!!

It took 25 to carry them away.

Posted by: Methos at June 26, 2013 04:21 PM (hO9ad)

32 Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 08:18 PM (2up3Q) F YOU

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 26, 2013 04:21 PM (dh83Q)

33 As someone pointed out in the last thread, Twitter is filled with women proclaiming that it's a damn shame he's going to jail cause he's just so sexy. Jesus fuck'n Christ.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 26, 2013 04:22 PM (Fz2C7)

34 By the way Sean Bannion, I live near Baltimore and Ray Ray will always be Ray the knife. (Spoken as a Steelers fan)

Posted by: Timon at June 26, 2013 04:22 PM (9TkX8)

35 Yoshi, come on. It's Philly. that's a good looking woman here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 04:22 PM (2up3Q)

36
Elijah Cummings (D- Idiotville) just called and said in life, people die.


Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 04:22 PM (+oin+)

37 https://twitter.com/NeilHamburger Is retweeting the love tweets from chicks to the murderer.

Posted by: Smiley Bone at June 26, 2013 04:23 PM (ZPrif)

38 black orchid lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at June 26, 2013 04:23 PM (8JJ6O)

39 That comment's gonna get pounded like Rod Blagoyevich on Gangbang an Elvis Impersonator day.

I've learned not to take a drink while reading the comments, but that made me laugh so hard my drink sloshed out over the side of the glass.  *applause*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 04:23 PM (hO8IJ)

40 OT but you have to check out the sexy couple that got caught canoodling in a Philly park . . . by 25 bike cops!!! I demand from you a gallon of brain bleach. Or else, by the power of ctuhulu I will hunt you down.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 04:23 PM (Pph1Y)

41
oooh, guess who's on next Sunday's Wife Swap?

Ric Flair and Roddy Piper!
Flatbush Joe, you excited?

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 04:23 PM (LPRBM)

42 Is retweeting the love tweets from chicks to the murderer.

DJoker is gonna get djealous.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 04:24 PM (hO8IJ)

43 omg Bannion's going to hunt me down! ...squeeeeee!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 04:24 PM (2up3Q)

44 chris brown loves to hit things.....now he's charged with a hit and run http://shar.es/xRO8v from breitbarthollywood

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at June 26, 2013 04:24 PM (8JJ6O)

45 You have to admit, you don't read this kind of thing a lot on astronomy or chess threads.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 26, 2013 04:24 PM (qyfb5)

46 Or else, by the power of ctuhulu I will hunt you down. Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 08:23 PM (Pph1Y) Really?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 26, 2013 04:24 PM (GEICT)

47 Ric Flair and Roddy Piper! Holy eff THAT IS EXCITING

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 04:24 PM (2up3Q)

48 I would not slam the sportswriter too hard. The implications for the Cheatriots were pretty serious, if not life and death. The Ginger Commish would have looked with a jaundiced eye if Aaronthal had stayed on the roster. I think there's an element of She-Crazy involved as well since the victim dated the sister of Aaronthal's fiancee'.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 04:24 PM (+iA5G)

49 omg Bannion's going to hunt me down! OK, I LOL'd. I admit it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 04:25 PM (Pph1Y)

50 I'm an expert witness on murders an shit

Posted by: Jeantle at June 26, 2013 04:25 PM (+iA5G)

51 What the.... Orchid, I think this link deserves a turn in the barrel. (Oh, the story mentions it was 92 degrees at the time. The couple would have been so greased with sweat I'm surprised any of the cops could even get a grip on them)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 04:26 PM (DMl5J)

52 later folks

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 26, 2013 04:26 PM (MnSla)

53 Really? Dude, this is why I hate posying from the iPad. Mea cupla, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 04:26 PM (Pph1Y)

54 The couple would have been so greased with sweat boulder toilet hobo man, you paint a pretty picture there! And this was in UPPER DARBY. there is no more horrible sh*thole in the US of A

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 04:27 PM (2up3Q)

55 So, since the Patriots cut him 2 hours after he was arrested when are the Raiders going to claim him?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at June 26, 2013 04:27 PM (cK0tU)

56 Dude, this is why I hate posying from the iPad Really? What's posying? it sounds kinda girly

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 04:27 PM (2up3Q)

57 I won't be watching. But I'm happy Roddy and Ric get to work. Flair's got like 5 alimony payments to make and he can't wrestle anymore. Life of an old wrestler is very often sad and cripplingly painful, so happy to see them get some money. Plus all wrestlers are attention-whores so good for them to find a way to get on TV.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 04:27 PM (ZPrif)

58 The couple would have been so greased with sweat Sweat? I doubt it. He probably had to roll her in flour first to find the wet spot.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 04:28 PM (Pph1Y)

59 If you all would let me out of here, I'll help Hernandez find the real killers

Posted by: OJ Simpson at June 26, 2013 04:28 PM (/9IC1)

60 Dude, this is why I hate posying from the iPad. Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 08:26 PM (Pph1Y) lmfao

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 26, 2013 04:28 PM (GEICT)

61 Go Gata!!

Posted by: Corrine Brown (D, Ipshit) at June 26, 2013 04:29 PM (+iA5G)

62 Really? What's posying? it sounds kinda girly See!?!?!?!? Your words are hurtful.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 04:29 PM (Pph1Y)

63 24 OT but you have to check out the sexy couple that got caught canoodling in a Philly park . . . by 25 bike cops!!! Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 08:18 PM (2up3Q) Damn you. My eyes just spontaneously popped out of my head and rolled under my desk.

Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2013 04:29 PM (sdi6R)

64 Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 08:22 PM (2up3Q) I can't believe I was just had like that

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 26, 2013 04:29 PM (dh83Q)

65 ....ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MURDER!!!???...A FRIDAY NIGHT PARTY!!!???

Posted by: Hank Jr at June 26, 2013 04:29 PM (aqj6v)

66 Ditching my wife...


...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Ric Flair at June 26, 2013 04:29 PM (6nr1U)

67 (Oh, the story mentions it was 92 degrees at the time. The couple would have been so greased with sweat I'm surprised any of the cops could even get a grip on them)

We found that when you taze that shit long enough it'll stick to anything.

Posted by: Some bike cop filing for a vacation at June 26, 2013 04:29 PM (hO9ad)

68 I know Mickey Mantle was a big party kind-of-guy, but I missed the part where the Eisenhower-era Yankees took people out to onion fields and shot them in the back of the head.

Posted by: T. at June 26, 2013 04:29 PM (kvyeG)

69 Posted by: OJ Simpson at June 26, 2013 08:28 PM (/9IC1) LOL!!

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 26, 2013 04:30 PM (dh83Q)

70 C'mon BlackOrchid, we're leaving. I know when I'm not wanted.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 04:30 PM (Pph1Y)

71 Thugs gotta thug.

My husband over dinner out tonight was all, "Hey, he's innocent until proven guilty."

I just read him what ace posted, and he said, "Erm, well, uh.."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 04:30 PM (lVPtV)

72 If you all would let me out of here, I'll help Hernandez find the real killers

Posted by: OJ Simpson at June 26, 2013 08:28 PM (/9IC1)



OJ, trust us we would but the victim was a black man and we don't give a shit about a black victim that won't advance some agenda.

Posted by: Democrats at June 26, 2013 04:30 PM (cK0tU)

73 Is it a pre-req in the NFL/NBA to have hideous forearm tattoo's ?

Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 26, 2013 04:31 PM (Cs2tJ)

74 Drive guy to industrial park in car registered to me. Check Leave a shell casing in said car and casings in industrial park. Check. Attempt to destroy video of myself leaving my house with a gun and my victim then returning alone. Check. Leave bubblegum with my DNA on it at the industrial park. Check. Dude, no way they figure out who did it.

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at June 26, 2013 04:31 PM (jx1IL)

75 OT: You gotta be blind not to see how emboldened the Progressives have become.  As proof, I offer the Paula Deen ordeal.  They are crucifying her and destroying her livley hood.  Course, being the good liberal she is, she's sniveling and begging, begging, for everyones forgiveness.  I've never seen anything more pathetic than her appearance on Today Show.  I have read excerpts from her deposition and if that's all it takes for the "group" to take someone out we're all finished in so very many ways.

Posted by: DailyDish at June 26, 2013 04:31 PM (+b3dK)

76 If the Pats had any sack, they'd trade Hernandez to the Ravens to replace Ray Lewis.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2013 04:31 PM (Agn5J)

77 I can't believe I was just had like that

I don't know which is more sad. Being fooled into clikcing that link, or doing so knowing full well that there are never, ever, teh sexy on the other end.

Posted by: Methos at June 26, 2013 04:32 PM (hO9ad)

78 How many of you morons are going to be glued to the Zimmerman trial tomorrow morning?  Raise hands.

I wouldn't miss another minute of Jeantel on the witness stand if it killed me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 04:32 PM (lVPtV)

79 Why do these professional athlete assholes all act like they are Tony Montanas?

Posted by: Waldo at June 26, 2013 04:32 PM (RZwdH)

80 Alright Black Orchid, now I have the mental picture of that guy with his pants around his ankles behind that...walrus bent over a park bench. Thanks for that. Bastard!

Posted by: Timon at June 26, 2013 04:32 PM (LGDTn)

81 we're gonna need a bigger flourbag

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 04:32 PM (DMl5J)

82 Hernandez.....is that Dutch?

Posted by: Democrats at June 26, 2013 04:33 PM (cK0tU)

83

"When she asked who, he answered, at 3:22 a.m., "NFL," then, a minute later, he sent one final text: "Just so you know."

 

 

Just as I thought.  White Hispanic strikes again!

Also, Protip:  When you're going to murder someone, don't let them live tweet it.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 26, 2013 04:33 PM (Nfpnr)

84 now I have the mental picture of that guy with his pants around his ankles behind that...walrus bent over a park bench. Thanks for that. Bastard! hey I'm a lady! so . . "Bitch!" is more correct I guess just imagine him servicing JEANTEL instead - that help?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 04:33 PM (2up3Q)

85 82 Hernandez.....is that Dutch?

White Hispanic

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2013 04:33 PM (Agn5J)

86 Aaron Hernandez... he's a wealthy white hispanic, right???

Posted by: MFM at June 26, 2013 04:33 PM (6nr1U)

87 Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at June 26, 2013 08:31 PM (jx1IL) Taped saying "I can't trust anyone here." Check. Calling out of state buddies to come help you. Check. Destroy cell phone. Check. Hire cleaning crew to come in next day. Check. Dude, I'm pretty sure @FloridaMan just tweeted that you're a fucking idiot.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 26, 2013 04:33 PM (GEICT)

88 The comments on the Philly.com story are great! Thanks for the link Blackorchid.

Posted by: Museisluse at June 26, 2013 04:34 PM (cUr6b)

89 Course, being the good liberal she is, she's sniveling and begging, begging, for everyones forgiveness.

Trust me, it doesn't work.

Posted by: Michael Richards at June 26, 2013 04:34 PM (Cs2tJ)

90 Love quadrangle.

Posted by: Javems at June 26, 2013 04:34 PM (c8xU9)

91 I bet jeanteal doesn't show up for court. I think she will fake a suicide to try to get out of it. What a bitch! Did you hear how she wd yell out to the attys? How freaking bizarre was that?

Posted by: Waldo at June 26, 2013 04:34 PM (RZwdH)

92 And he took so many precautions for not getting caught too! For instance, he didn't wear his football uniform.

Posted by: Fact Guy at June 26, 2013 04:34 PM (r98SZ)

93 Also, Protip: When you're going to murder someone, don't let them live tweet it.


Just think, if we had Twitter back in the day you would know where to find my dead ass.

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at June 26, 2013 04:34 PM (cK0tU)

94 Crap, Corrine Brown's district is on the Gulf Coast, and does not include Sanford. I was so hoping we'd have a nice little link to tie these murder cases together with a comedic ribbon.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 04:35 PM (+iA5G)

95 "Is (Hernandez) Dutch?" He's a tea partier allied with East European nazis

Posted by: White House Down, muthafuckaz! at June 26, 2013 04:35 PM (DMl5J)

96 Instead of cheerleader pics this fall, we'll get the latest mugshots.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 26, 2013 04:35 PM (V1ZIU)

97 Unfortunately, the arrest of Hernandez leaves the polarizing Tim Tebow as a tight end replacement. The Patriots lose an inspiring role model and community leader, and take on the circus atmosphere that Tebow brings with him

Posted by: ESPN at June 26, 2013 04:36 PM (/9IC1)

98 88 The comments on the Philly.com story are great! Thanks for the link Blackorchid. --- WTF??

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 26, 2013 04:36 PM (dh83Q)

99

OT but you have to check out the sexy couple that got caught canoodling in a Philly park . . . by 25 bike cops!!!

 

That's a man baby!

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 04:36 PM (SkhKv)

100 Who was the last convicted active NFL murderer? Ray Lewis doesn't count, of course, he was MVP!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 04:36 PM (ZPrif)

101 Black Orchid, females can be bastards also but if bitch or lady makes you feel better, roll with it. I wonder if any of those bike cops quit on the spot.

Posted by: Timon at June 26, 2013 04:36 PM (LGDTn)

102 .....wonder if the NFL was finished informing him of his Obamacare entitlements?

........and The Saints thought THEY had a motivated Hit Squad.

Posted by: ontherocks at June 26, 2013 04:36 PM (Pz0Yg)

103 Aaron Hernandez... he's a wealthy white hispanic, right???

You can't trust those crazy cracker rapists.

Posted by: Justice4Trayvon! at June 26, 2013 04:37 PM (hO9ad)

104 73 Is it a pre-req in the NFL/NBA to have hideous forearm tattoo's ? Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 26, 2013 08:31 PM (Cs2tJ) --Interestingly, there are some NBA players who have tats but are foresighted enough from a marketing standpoint to keep them where a uniform will cover them up. I heard Kevin Durant is one.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 04:37 PM (+iA5G)

105 Who stands to benefit? ESPN. Where was Stephen A. Smith? Check his alibi!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 04:37 PM (ZPrif)

106 Hernandez must be another of those White Hispanic nut jobs.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 26, 2013 04:37 PM (ZolUS)

107 I would have, Timon. They were just trainees! I'd have been "Aw hell no" and biked like a bike out of hell Okay I didn't realize I could also be a bastard! cool! I was confused on that

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 04:37 PM (2up3Q)

108 What happened to all those professional athletes that were suppose to come out of the closet?

Posted by: Waldo at June 26, 2013 04:38 PM (RZwdH)

109 91
I bet jeanteal doesn't show up for court. I think she will fake a suicide to try to get out of it. What a bitch! Did you hear how she wd yell out to the attys? How freaking bizarre was that?


I pity the cop(s) who have to go arrest her fat ass. 

Also, someone today began calling her "Genitalia" because you know that's what her mother unit was thinking.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 04:38 PM (lVPtV)

110 There is NO question Tebow prayed for God to make this happen. He is a hater!

Posted by: MSM Editors at June 26, 2013 04:38 PM (wR+pz)

111 Flatbush Joe I think it was Rae Carruth.

Posted by: Timon at June 26, 2013 04:38 PM (LGDTn)

112 Durant's torso, front and back, is covered in tats.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 04:38 PM (ZPrif)

113 Inmate Aaron Hernandez = Former tight end (IYKWIMAITYD)

Posted by: Bubba from cell block 6 at June 26, 2013 04:38 PM (6nr1U)

114 110 There is NO question Tebow prayed for God to make this happen. He is a hater! Posted by: MSM Editors at June 26, 2013 08:38 PM (wR+pz) That would require you to admit that there is a God and that He has power in this world. Not bloody likely.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 26, 2013 04:39 PM (GEICT)

115 What happened to all those professional athletes that were suppose to come out of the closet?


I murdered them. Alledgedly.

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at June 26, 2013 04:39 PM (cK0tU)

116 Are they taking that baby to see Ray Lewis in prison?

Posted by: Waldo at June 26, 2013 04:40 PM (RZwdH)

117 "So he and two confederates killed him" You mean, like, Civil War reenactors?

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at June 26, 2013 04:40 PM (yN5hi)

118 Yeah that is a good point. where are all those gay athletes? hmm funny that you'd think at least Lindros would finally come out at this point

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 04:41 PM (2up3Q)

119 Trayvon's "girl friend", Ms Neck, got 100 texts from Aaron, all about the weather.

Posted by: MSM Editors at June 26, 2013 04:41 PM (wR+pz)

120 Is it a pre-req in the NFL/NBA to have hideous forearm tattoo's ?

No.

Proof:
http://is.gd/zCkGxr

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 04:41 PM (hO8IJ)

121 Also, someone today began calling her "Genitalia" because you know that's what her mother unit was thinking. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 08:38 PM (lVPtV) That's the only thing she'll ever be able to do: get knocked up and collect welfare. She refuses to work and we've already can she that she has an IQ of 70.

Posted by: Waldo at June 26, 2013 04:41 PM (RZwdH)

122 86 Aaron Hernandez... he's a wealthy white hispanic, right???

Posted by: MFM at June 26, 2013 08:33 PM (6nr1U)


Correction. 

White Hispanic Jew.


SS or FBI hasn't showed up on my doorstep yet.  Kippers, Sardines, and Anchovies, should have arrived by now.  We shall see I suppose.

Posted by: jem at June 26, 2013 04:41 PM (fM4kr)

123 This guy aint a Wise Guy that's for sure.

Being caught on camera with gun.  Tweeting you are with the victim.

And what kind of goomba are you to use a rental car to whack someone.  Really?  You steal a stupid car and use it to whack the mark. 

You deserve to be turned into a concrete pigeon plinth as an example of being a stupid thug.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 04:41 PM (Hgwa5)

124 More proof:
http://is.gd/Wp2itD


Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 04:41 PM (hO8IJ)

125 More proof:
http://is.gd/M1GQhl

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 04:42 PM (hO8IJ)

126 And my final proof:
http://is.gd/NppKR7

And damn you, Pixy, for not letting me put four links in a post.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 04:42 PM (hO8IJ)

127 ..and you bastards beat me down for doing a couple lines off some stripper titties?!

Posted by: Michael Irvin at June 26, 2013 04:43 PM (3qKP/)

128 97 Unfortunately, the arrest of Hernandez leaves the polarizing Tim Tebow as a tight end replacement. The Patriots lose an inspiring role model and community leader, and take on the circus atmosphere that Tebow brings with him Posted by: ESPN at June 26, 2013 08:36 PM (/9IC1) --Tebow can't get coached enough to play TE full time. He could come in for gimmick plays, but that's about it. BTW, I think it's worth pointing out that Rae Carruth's child was about 6-7 months along when he was delivered to save his life. I heard that now he has learning disorders because of being a preemie so suddenly. Poor child, I think it would be best not to tell him who his father is for as long as possible (if he does not know already).

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 04:43 PM (+iA5G)

129 Is Aaron Hernandez a White Hispanic?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 26, 2013 04:43 PM (BVkEs)

130 Heather radish, a kicker?? Really....

Posted by: Timon at June 26, 2013 04:43 PM (LGDTn)

131 How tall was Genitalia? She looked to be more than a foot taller than the two DAs assisting Bernie.

Posted by: Waldo at June 26, 2013 04:44 PM (RZwdH)

132 Heather Radish you can post multiple links if you put a header or title between each link.

Proof 1
http://is.gd/NppKR7

Proof 2
http://is.gd/M1GQhl

etc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 04:44 PM (Hgwa5)

133 112 Durant's torso, front and back, is covered in tats. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 08:38 PM (ZPrif) --Yep, but when he's on the court you can't see them. I actually thought he was tatless for years.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 04:45 PM (+iA5G)

134 134 How tall was Genitalia? She looked to be more than a foot taller than the two DAs assisting Bernie.

Posted by: Waldo at June 26, 2013 08:44 PM (RZwdH)




I didn't notice her height.  I was too mesmerized by her massive neck.



I'm going out on a limb here and guessing she has more than one Obamaphone.  Thus, the hundreds of texts.  On our dime.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 04:45 PM (lVPtV)

135 >>> I shouldn't make a big deal but it is strange the guy analyzes the Hernandez Situation chiefly from the perspective of lineup changes on the Patriots. He can prioritize however he likes. He is the 'en fuego' guy.

Posted by: fluffy at June 26, 2013 04:46 PM (VhKUk)

136 Maybe we should have Genitalia listen to the Hernandez tapes.  She has  bionic woman  hearing abilities or some shit.

Posted by: Icedog at June 26, 2013 04:46 PM (ZolUS)

137 Gotta love the fact Hernandez called in a cleaning crew.  For what?  Didn't he kill the guy in the industrial park? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 04:47 PM (lVPtV)

138 140 Maybe we should have Genitalia listen to the Hernandez tapes. She has bionic woman hearing abilities or some shit. Hey, she thinks she's 16 cause she's seen a lot of "weather".

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 26, 2013 04:47 PM (wR+pz)

139

Heather, Heather, Heather.

 

*swoon*

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 04:48 PM (SkhKv)

140 141 Gotta love the fact Hernandez called in a cleaning crew. For what? Didn't he kill the guy in the industrial park? Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 08:47 PM (lVPtV) Yeah, after we stopped by my crib so I could pick up my gat.

Posted by: Aaron at June 26, 2013 04:48 PM (jx1IL)

141 It's hard to get good help nowadays - Aaron Hernandez

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 26, 2013 04:48 PM (BVkEs)

142

Also a Big Loser: Odin Lloyd, the guy Hernandez killed.

I shouldn't make a big deal but it is strange the guy analyzes the Hernandez Situation chiefly from the perspective of lineup changes on the Patriots.



This is what I keep saying.   Look, I'm a Pats fan, but for God's sake, a man has been KILLED.  There are more important things in this world than winning the g-ddamn    Super Bowl, okay?


The sports media in particular has been disgusting in their coverage of this whole thing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at June 26, 2013 04:48 PM (CA2NO)

143 141 Gotta love the fact Hernandez called in a cleaning crew. For what? Didn't he kill the guy in the industrial park? When you pop someone with a 45, you are likely to get some shit on yourselfs.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 26, 2013 04:48 PM (wR+pz)

144 Pro tip:  Take your victim's cellphone away while you're taking his ass out to be shot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 04:49 PM (lVPtV)

145 Heather radish, a kicker?? Really....

He's the Patriots' all-time leading scorer.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 04:49 PM (hO8IJ)

146 Janeal dear, just admit you are a Klump.  The not smart one.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 04:49 PM (Hgwa5)

147 97  I'm not sure you actually watch ESPN.  They're ALL IN on Tebow.  They're excited about today's Supreme Court decisions about Tebow.

Posted by: Shoot Me at June 26, 2013 04:49 PM (qiXMt)

148 I wasted five minutes of my life reading the idiotic, pointless Aaronthal post on Grantland last night. Then I clicked over to the author's usual hangout, the Esquire politics blog, and discovered an El Dorado of Stupid. Since when did old school men's magazines become hives of libtard political thought?

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 04:50 PM (+iA5G)

149 ace needs to do a thread on Tray's ho. The entire LIV right there on the stand.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 26, 2013 04:50 PM (wR+pz)

150

100+ comments, and no mention of how this could be a false-flag operation by the gun grabbers??? /s

Posted by: Alex Jones at June 26, 2013 04:50 PM (Pr6hk)

151 Since when did old school men's magazines become hives of libtard political thought? Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 08:50 PM (+iA5G) 50 years ago when they came out against the Vietnam war

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 26, 2013 04:51 PM (wR+pz)

152 Heather, he is still a kicker and therefore not a real football player. End of story.

Posted by: Timon at June 26, 2013 04:51 PM (LGDTn)

153 heard that now he has learning disorders because of being a preemie so suddenly. Cerebral palsy. But otherwise a healthy kid.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 04:52 PM (Pph1Y)

154 ace needs to do a thread on Tray's ho. The entire LIV right there on the stand.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 26, 2013 08:50 PM (wR+pz)



Is she STILL testifying?  They must have stopped by now, right?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at June 26, 2013 04:52 PM (CA2NO)

155 As a would be writer, witnesses like Janeal make me cry.  They are real yet so unbelievable they can't be written about in crime fiction.  The readers would slam the book closed and mutter curses about unrealistic characters.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 04:52 PM (Hgwa5)

156 154 ace needs to do a thread on Tray's ho. The entire LIV right there on the stand.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 26, 2013 08:50 PM (wR+pz)



This.  I don't know when I've laughed so hard as I did watching that circus and sharing it with the Horde.  Then, I was all, "Jeebus, our gubmint schools are doing a bang-up job."



Jeantel ("Genitalia") is Exhibit A of Obama's Free Shit Army.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 04:52 PM (lVPtV)

157 This is what I keep saying. Look, I'm a Pats fan, but for God's sake, a man has been KILLED. There are more important things in this world than winning the g-ddamn Super Bowl, okay? The sports media in particular has been disgusting in their coverage of this whole thing. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 26, 2013 08:48 PM (CA2NO) --Well, as a Chiefs fan I am actually impressed by the Pats organization's handling. Last year the Chefs "rallied" to "win one for" the ex-player who killed the mother of his baby before offing himself in front of the GM and head coach on the team campus. Had his jersey still hanging in the locker for the next game. Fucking unbelievable.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 04:53 PM (+iA5G)

158 Gotta love the fact Hernandez called in a cleaning crew. For what? Didn't he kill the guy in the industrial park? H8er

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 26, 2013 04:53 PM (Pph1Y)

159 155 100+ comments, and no mention of how this could be a false-flag operation by the gun grabbers??? /s Go to the NY Slime story on this. You are off the mark. Read the comments. The GUN killed him, not Aaron.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 26, 2013 04:54 PM (wR+pz)

160 Lloyd texted his sister, "Did you see who I am with?" When she asked who, he answered, at 3:22 a.m., "NFL," then, a minute later, he sent one final text: "Just so you know." Wait...he was texting during this 'drive'? Is it me or does that seem....odd?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 26, 2013 04:54 PM (X6akg)

161 Unfortunately no school can fix Genitalia. Some people are just born stupid.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 04:55 PM (ZPrif)

162 Is she STILL testifying? They must have stopped by now, right?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 26, 2013 08:52 PM (CA2NO)




No, they wrapped up this afternoon (which is too bad, because Genitalia was losing it).  They informed her she has to be back on the stand tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. for at least another couple of hours and she actually said, "Whut?!?!!?"  Even CNN quoted her.  Comedy.  Gold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 04:55 PM (lVPtV)

163 113 Inmate Aaron Hernandez = Soon to be loose end. (IYKWIMAITYD) FIFY

Posted by: Golfman in NC at June 26, 2013 04:55 PM (/djtm)

164 "And Tray was like, 'I'm gonna tap yo ass soon as I kill this White N*****" "- Tray Ho

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 26, 2013 04:56 PM (BVkEs)

165 He should have waited until Amnesty. Cheap hit men will be a dime a dozen.

Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 26, 2013 04:56 PM (Cs2tJ)

166 A jock doing something criminal? I've never heard of such a thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 04:56 PM (aDwsi)

167 167 Unfortunately no school can fix Genitalia. Some people are just born stupid. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 08:55 PM (ZPrif) If she had only had that extra year of Head Start that mean Republicans killed she would be at Harvard.

Posted by: NY Slime Editors at June 26, 2013 04:57 PM (wR+pz)

168 Speaking of cheap hitmen, Mario obviously forgot about the Marielitos.  All the thugs fidel dumped into the Mariel boat lift who then proceeded to jack up southern Florida's crime rate worse than the New Orleans refugees in Houston after Katrina.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 04:58 PM (Hgwa5)

169 If only Genitalia didn't live in a food dessert!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 04:59 PM (ZPrif)

170 My prediction: Jury of his peers lets him walk. May cost him is fortune and then some, but he will walk.

Posted by: sTevo at June 26, 2013 04:59 PM (O9SDu)

171 The poor court stenographer who had to interpret what Genitalia was mumbling.  He or she is probably under a bar stool right now, half-dead from alcohol poisoning. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 04:59 PM (lVPtV)

172 Actually, sports media should probably just stick to covering the sports aspect of anything. Cause anytime they open their mouths about anything other than sports, they sound stupid. Examples. Have you ever heard Jason Whitlock say anything remotely intelligent about the subject of race? Remember when Ervin "Ervin" Johnson came out and said he was HIV positive. The sports media bemoaning of their lack of teaching people about the risks of AIDS was sickening (and yea, guys, like Ervin would have listen to you tell him not to have sex with multiple women. Look, no one could talk him out of the Magic Show.....you think you could have talked him out of getting some?) Ever listen to Mitch Albloom discuss anything political.....look, Raycon has a better grasp of reality that Mitch. En fuego guy is probably better off sticking to sports. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 26, 2013 08:52 PM (OWjjx) --I need a macro to post about how sportswriters were C-level journo or English students. A few weeks ago Peter King did his annual roundup of commencement speeches by famous people. No joke, this was the header for the excerpt for the Dalai Lama: Dalai Lama, Tibetan promoter of world peace, Tulane University --King actually thought Dalai Lama was his name, not his title.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 04:59 PM (+iA5G)

173 If she had only had that extra year of Head Start that mean Republicans killed she would be at Harvard.

Posted by: NY Slime Editors at June 26, 2013 08:57 PM (wR+pz)


Imagine what condition she would be in if they killed off Big Bird

Posted by: Red Shirt at June 26, 2013 05:00 PM (FIDMq)

174 sTevo, a jury of his peers?  Wouldn't they violate their paroles for consorting with known criminals?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 05:00 PM (Hgwa5)

175 We will be doing an in depth magazine story on the hidden wisdom of Genitila this Sunday don't miss it. Complete with weather tips.

Posted by: NY Slime Editors at June 26, 2013 05:00 PM (wR+pz)

176 This wouldn't have happened if we had more sparkler control. It's clearly the assault sparklers fault.

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at June 26, 2013 05:00 PM (jx1IL)

177 Paul Ryan is on Hannity.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 26, 2013 05:02 PM (X6akg)

178 how is it murder one?

Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 26, 2013 05:02 PM (8sCoq)

179 News flash, Bloomy says sugar responsible for Gentilia's neck roll.

Posted by: NY Slime Editors at June 26, 2013 05:02 PM (wR+pz)

180 "I shouldn't make a big deal but it is strange the guy analyzes the Hernandez Situation chiefly from the perspective of lineup changes on the Patriots." Ace, if you look at it from the new hip perspective of 'the only thing that meters is how it affects ME,' then it makes perfect sense. We are all islands now.

Posted by: LizLem at June 26, 2013 05:02 PM (gFOJy)

181 Aaron Hernandez traded a 5-year 40-million dollar contract for a dick up the ass in prison?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 26, 2013 05:03 PM (BVkEs)

182 187 Aaron Hernandez traded a 5-year 40-million dollar contract for a dick up the ass in prison? Posted by: Craig Poe at June 26, 2013 09:03 PM (BVkEs) --Well, in his defense he's a fit pro athlete so he'll at least probably have the option to pitch instead of catch.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:04 PM (+iA5G)

183 187 Aaron Hernandez traded a 5-year 40-million dollar contract for a dick up the ass in prison? Something tells me he'll be the fucker not the fuckie

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 26, 2013 05:04 PM (wR+pz)

184 Guess whose redemption story we'll be doing hour long specials on in 5-8 years?

Posted by: ESPN at June 26, 2013 05:04 PM (jx1IL)

185 I want to reach through the fucking tv and strangle this mealy mouthed little shit Ryan. ENFORCE THE FUCKING EXISTING LAWS! Don't reward lawbreakers.

Posted by: Timon at June 26, 2013 05:05 PM (LGDTn)

186 Drudge headline:  "Africa awaits Obama's second coming"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 05:05 PM (lVPtV)

187 Paul Ryan is on Hannity.

Is Sean massaging his sack?

Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 26, 2013 05:05 PM (Cs2tJ)

188 FUCK Ryan, no one is the fuckin shadows.  Can't believe I went to go see that guy speak before the election.  Fool me once.

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 05:05 PM (SkhKv)

189 Not when the bigger brothers hold him down.

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 26, 2013 05:05 PM (BVkEs)

190 190 Guess whose redemption story we'll be doing hour long specials on in 5-8 years? Posted by: ESPN at June 26, 2013 09:04 PM (jx1IL) --Well, thanks for putting that ar-tard Jeremy Schaap's voice in my head, you dick.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:06 PM (+iA5G)

191 Gah.  Will. Not. Watch. Ryan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 05:06 PM (lVPtV)

192 I don't follow pro ball, but I would bet that this guy was a pampered, spoiled, scholarship jock brat..., but then, most are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:06 PM (aDwsi)

193 By the way, Hernandez is going to get his ass kicked in prison. Everyone will want to challenge the big bad Football player. He better know how to fight.

Posted by: Timon at June 26, 2013 05:07 PM (LGDTn)

194 192 Drudge headline: "Africa awaits Obama's second coming" Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 26, 2013 09:05 PM (lVPtV) --Running joke on the FB page is Baraka pissed at Nelson Mandela for hanging on to life and delaying his safari and golf.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:07 PM (+iA5G)

195 Jane, Sud Afrika is so impatient for the arrival of the President  ...  well they dumped sewage at the airport today.  One of the trade unions wants to stage protests.  And Muslim lawyers want to arrest him for war crimes...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 05:07 PM (Hgwa5)

196 Jeeze Ryan sounds lame. What a disappointment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:07 PM (aDwsi)

197 FUCK you Ryan.  My new position is deport every last one of the mofo's now.  Quit fucking around and suckin their dicks and giving them free shit. 

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 05:08 PM (SkhKv)

198 I don't follow pro ball...

You and me both. Gave that shit up 15 years ago.


Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 26, 2013 05:08 PM (Cs2tJ)

199 Five jokes about prison rape in less than 200 posts.  That's a record to be very proud of.  Rape is teh funneh

Posted by: DAve at June 26, 2013 05:08 PM (albkL)

200 I recall commenting on this here page about Aaronthal looking like M-18 back when he was a Gaytor.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:08 PM (+iA5G)

201 Anna,

A jury of his peers is a polite way of saying people so dumb they can barely function. You know, like OJ's jurors.


Posted by: sTevo at June 26, 2013 05:08 PM (VwK0X)

202 Jane, Sud Afrika is so impatient for the arrival of the President ... well they dumped sewage at the airport today. One of the trade unions wants to stage protests. And Muslim lawyers want to arrest him for war crimes...
Posted by: Anna Puma
----------------------

I'll bet the SS is nervous. Does SA still have the highest murder rate?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:09 PM (aDwsi)

203 Uh-oh, mother is here.

Posted by: Adam at June 26, 2013 05:09 PM (jx1IL)

204 So, does this ruin Aaron Hernandez' chances to make the Pro Bowl?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 26, 2013 05:09 PM (BVkEs)

205 Dunno Mike, but it seems Sud Afrika has the ear-marks for a circus and PR disaster for 'ear leader.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 05:10 PM (Hgwa5)

206 205 Five jokes about prison rape in less than 200 posts. That's a record to be very proud of. Rape is teh funneh Posted by: DAve at June 26, 2013 09:08 PM (albkL) --I was not joking. I was using humorous euphemisms, but I was being pretty matter-of-fact.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:10 PM (+iA5G)

207

Sud Afrika is so impatient for the arrival of
the President ... well they dumped sewage at the airport today. One of
the trade unions wants to stage protests. And Muslim lawyers want to
arrest him for war crimes...

 

Do you think we will get to see the vid's!  I'm guessing nyet.

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 05:10 PM (SkhKv)

208 "--Well, thanks for putting that ar-tard Jeremy Schaap's voice in my head, you dick"

If that ain't some over the top crap I don't know what is.  He thinks he's provoking some emotional response from his audience and he is, just not the one he's going for.  It provokes rage in me for wasting minutes of my life listening to that shit.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 26, 2013 05:10 PM (Fz2C7)

209 I recall commenting on this here page about Aaronthal looking like M-18 back when he was a Gaytor. Posted by: logpro
------------------

But, but...., foootballlll! Go Gators! Who cares if they are ignorant thugs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:11 PM (aDwsi)

210

I don't have the stomach to watch Ryan whore himself out to the amnesty/free shit crowd. 

 

What the hell do Obama & the NSA have on all these turncoats?

Posted by: Marybeth at June 26, 2013 05:11 PM (zFUKI)

211 Glad I'm ready for the burning times.

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 05:11 PM (SkhKv)

212 I'll bet the SS is nervous. Does SA still have the highest murder rate? Nah, that's Chicago.

Posted by: Timon at June 26, 2013 05:11 PM (LGDTn)

213 Dunno Mike, but it seems Sud Afrika has the ear-marks for a circus and PR disaster for 'ear leader.
Posted by: Anna Puma
---------------------

If we had a forthright press, the same would be true here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:12 PM (aDwsi)

214 Really? Ryan was out-debated by JOE BIDEN he's not that smart. (putting it mildly)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 05:12 PM (2up3Q)

215 Look, I'm a Pats fan, but for God's sake, a man has been KILLED. There are more important things in this world than winning the g-ddamn Super Bowl, okay?

Eh. Black men under 30 get shot to death in shady situations pretty often in this country.  If Odin hadn't been killed by a famous guy, he'd have made one local news broadcast in Hartford, and you'd never even know he existed, let alone give a shit.

It does feel a little early in the summer to be picking a fantasy team, but drafts start in about four weeks.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 05:12 PM (hO8IJ)

216 Five jokes about prison rape in less than 200 posts. That's a record to be very proud of. Rape is teh funneh

Posted by: DAve at June 26, 2013 09:08 PM (albkL)

--I was not joking. I was using humorous euphemisms, but I was being pretty matter-of-fact.

Hey, that shit's just nature.

Posted by: some dolphin at June 26, 2013 05:13 PM (6nr1U)

217 I caint buh leave dat A Ron Hernandis could do no such ting. Shockun, unbuliebilly shockun.

Posted by: Corrine Brown at June 26, 2013 05:13 PM (jx1IL)

218 No ONT yet but I'm making the Kirs anyway.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:13 PM (+iA5G)

219 I'll bet the SS is nervous. Does SA still have the highest murder rate?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 09:09 PM


Yep.  Shit happens.

Posted by: Oscar Pistorius at June 26, 2013 05:13 PM (bAGA/)

220 --Running joke on the FB page is Baraka pissed at Nelson Mandela for hanging on to life and delaying his safari and golf.

You'd think someone on the hospital staff would take care of that, like they took care of his Typical White Grandmother.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 05:15 PM (hO8IJ)

221 Mike Hammer -

IIRC, South Africa has the highest rate of carjacking in the world. They better hope the limo doesn't break down again.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 05:15 PM (HVOxM)

222 Some more good news:
The Staggering Extent Of North America's Meth Problemhttp://tinyurl.com/oa467ch


Let me ask, if you blow a tweekers head clean off, say, with a .308, do they still keep
coming for you?

Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 26, 2013 05:15 PM (Cs2tJ)

223 214 "--Well, thanks for putting that ar-tard Jeremy Schaap's voice in my head, you dick" If that ain't some over the top crap I don't know what is. He thinks he's provoking some emotional response from his audience and he is, just not the one he's going for. It provokes rage in me for wasting minutes of my life listening to that shit. Posted by: lowandslow at June 26, 2013 09:10 PM (Fz2C7) --Really late at night on the sports radio station they'll play some of his soft-focus junk. Some of it is interesting for the trivia, but the trivia ain't worth listening to 30-60 minutes of treacly tripe.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:15 PM (+iA5G)

224 Since Mike Thomas left, every writer for the Orlando Sentinel is an idiot. And that goes double for the sports pages. And that goes triple for Mike Bianchi and George Diaz.

Posted by: WTP at June 26, 2013 05:16 PM (+z7UK)

225
[joke self censored]

Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at June 26, 2013 05:16 PM (Pr6hk)

226 Mike and Infidel, they can try to embargo the story of the PR disaster.  But the global media will carry it.  People like Al-Jazeera because it serves their purpose.  Which will play into the global hate this President promised he would do something about.  So again he fails.  But this failure is far worse since he had shown himself to not only be despised but known to be a wimp.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 05:16 PM (Hgwa5)

227 Homies picking you up at 2:30am to roll?  That a red flag, vato.

Posted by: Fritz at June 26, 2013 05:16 PM (G9Mmf)

228 I'll bet the SS is nervous. Does SA still have the highest murder rate?


Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 09:09 PM


Yep. Shit happens.
Posted by: Oscar Pistorius
-------------------

Well, better that then apartheid..., apparently.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:16 PM (aDwsi)

229 39 That comment's gonna get pounded like Rod Blagoyevich on Gangbang an Elvis Impersonator day.

I've learned not to take a drink while reading the comments, but that made me laugh so hard my drink sloshed out over the side of the glass. *applause*

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 08:23 PM (hO8IJ) -------------------------------------------------

 

 

hey, I was eating popcorn! I'm choking..*coughs!*

Posted by: Guido 'now with 69% more hate' at June 26, 2013 05:17 PM (8I9hB)

230 Also, someone today began calling her "Genitalia" because you know that's what her mother unit was thinking. We don't know what her mother as thinking and her name is Rachel Jeantel, not "Genitlalia". She appears to be a heavy drug user and drinker, not very bright and a lair but could you please use her correct name? If you can't remember her last name why not call her Rachel or Dee-Dee.Calling her genitalia is about as bad as the "c" word.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2013 05:18 PM (QzsP4)

231 122 Is it a pre-req in the NFL/NBA to have hideous forearm tattoo's ? No. Proof: http://is.gd/zCkGxr Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 08:41 PM (hO8IJ) Holy Mother of God. Thank you. Seriously. Thank you.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at June 26, 2013 05:18 PM (qFpRI)

232 Heather Radish, oh there is drama around Mandela also.  Apparently its being reported in local media of his family squabbling over where he will be buried.  There are also rumours he is being kept alive just so him and the President can meet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 05:18 PM (Hgwa5)

233 Hey Radish is raising money for Fisher House.   I've been meaning to donate to them, they are on the list of good charities that don't waste all your money on more fundraising but actually use it for their stated purpose, this was just the nudge I needed.   Thanks HR.    -link in her name at 122, 150 if anyone else wants to check it out. 

Posted by: palerider at June 26, 2013 05:18 PM (dkExz)

234 227 Mike Hammer - IIRC, South Africa has the highest rate of carjacking in the world. They better hope the limo doesn't break down again. Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 09:15 PM (HVOxM) --BTW, Tsotsi is a great movie. The title character is a gangster (it's a nickname that means "thug") who carjacks and then . . . shit happens.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:18 PM (+iA5G)

235 The ESPN turds have to be loving this since it happens at the deadest sports time of the year with the NBA and NHL being over and Brett Favre is so fucking old even the World's Leader in Sports Entertainment Broadcasting won't stoop to making noise about him coming back.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 26, 2013 05:18 PM (NG1GO)

236 Well, better that then apartheid..., apparently.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 09:16 PM (aDwsi)


Of course it is!  Now when you get murdered it's via some humane method, like machete attack, or lynching.   The last time someone had a burning tire necklace was... oh... um... probably not that long ago, actually.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at June 26, 2013 05:19 PM (CA2NO)

237 lighten up Francis

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 05:19 PM (ZPrif)

238 #213  I am guessing we WILL get to see video, tovarich.  Putin already has a crack crew from Moscow waiting.

Also,  some of the Brit papers will get video.  They like the business they get from news-starved Americans.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 26, 2013 05:20 PM (GoIUi)

239 Did Odin have a rap sheet? I'm aware that black men 15-30 are disproportionate in the world's police-blotters, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Odin was in any of them.

All I know about Odin is that he liked to go to the club. Like I did at that age

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 05:20 PM (QTHTd)

240 Genitalialialia!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 05:20 PM (ZPrif)

241 Let me ask, if you blow a tweekers head clean off, say, with a .308, do they still keep
coming for you?

Posted by: Mil-Dot
---------
Maybe. Ever chop a chicken's head off? They run around for a bit afterwards.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:20 PM (aDwsi)

242 logprof -

Shit, Tsotsi was on TV just last night after something I was watching. I saw "South Africa" in the info page and just figured it was gonna be some crap about evil white people and poor suffering black folks.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 05:20 PM (HVOxM)

243 A Putin trained news crew.  There will be video showing our President eating Nelson's dog within a day....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 05:21 PM (Hgwa5)

244 Guess I'll have to check in with the Daily Mail tomorrow.

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 05:22 PM (SkhKv)

245 "234 I'll bet the SS is nervous. Does SA still have the highest murder rate?' The night of the long knives will take care of that.

Posted by: Baron bon Mot at June 26, 2013 05:22 PM (SkOXE)

246 @241 -

Did you say "Brett Favre"? AIEEEEE!!! Not HIM again!

/runs shivering into the corner
//is a long suffering Jets fan still bitter about Favre's big 2009 after shitting the bed for us in 2008

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 05:23 PM (HVOxM)

247 Hey Radish is raising money for Fisher House.

Hey, thanks.

I wasn't going to pimp it here too much until closer to my vacation, but here's a link to my blog, where I explain the exact nature of my fundraising and provide a link to donate.

http://is.gd/fwG4iQ


My aunt stayed in one last month when my uncle had some surgery, said it was very nice and convenient.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 05:23 PM (hO8IJ)

248
If you can't remember her last name why not call her Rachel or Dee-Dee.

How about Dum Dum?

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 05:23 PM (8dspl)

249 248 logprof - Shit, Tsotsi was on TV just last night after something I was watching. I saw "South Africa" in the info page and just figured it was gonna be some crap about evil white people and poor suffering black folks. Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 09:20 PM (HVOxM) --Oh no, it's good. Actually, as I recall there are almost no white characters (IIRC the couple who were carjacked were Asian Indian descent, "coloured" as they say in SA). It's kinda like Life Is Beautiful insofar as the storyline is so fantastical, but it's great viewing.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:24 PM (+iA5G)

250 193 Paul Ryan is on Hannity.

Is Sean massaging his sack?

Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 26, 2013 09:05 PM (Cs2tJ) ----------------

 

 

He saves that bit of affection for Rubio.

Posted by: Guido 'now with 69% more hate' at June 26, 2013 05:24 PM (8I9hB)

251 The last time someone had a burning tire necklace was... oh... um... probably not that long ago, actually.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea
-----------

It's been years..., besides, Stompie deserved it.

Posted by: Winnie Mandela at June 26, 2013 05:24 PM (aDwsi)

252 saw on Tweeter that Soledad OBrien is in negostiations with wait for it Al-Jazeera

Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 26, 2013 05:25 PM (8sCoq)

253

Oh yes, a Genitalia post, please....

 

( with Jackie Glason voice : Ooooooh, Rachel, a string of polop-onies )

Posted by: seamrog at June 26, 2013 05:25 PM (xdvVj)

254 If history is any indication of the future, Hernandez should be winning a Super Bowl right before he retires.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at June 26, 2013 05:25 PM (rf20m)

255 After all that I missed the SB5 post. Oh well.

Posted by: Lauren at June 26, 2013 05:26 PM (wsGWu)

256 logprof -

Life is Beautiful... wasn't that the one with the guy in the concentration camp?

I'll def watch Tsotsi next time it comes on. I think it was on Encore, and they show repeats all the time, so it prob won't be long.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 05:26 PM (HVOxM)

257 260 If history is any indication of the future, Hernandez should be winning a Super Bowl right before he retires.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at June 26, 2013 09:25 PM (rf20m) ----------

 

 

Well its not like he killed dogs or anything you guys.

Posted by: Guido 'now with 69% more hate' at June 26, 2013 05:27 PM (8I9hB)

258 Does the Deputy Director of the IRS, Roseman, look like a thug, or what?

Posted by: Winnie Mandela at June 26, 2013 05:27 PM (aDwsi)

259 "Al-Jazeera"

Can her earpiece confirm that?

Posted by: lowandslow at June 26, 2013 05:28 PM (Fz2C7)

260 *nucpalm*

Immigration official accepts egg rolls as payment for green card.

http://tinyurl.com/q942u36

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 05:29 PM (Hgwa5)

261 Let me ask, if you blow a tweekers head clean off, say, with a .308, do they still keep
coming for you?



Posted by: Mil-Dot
---------
Maybe. Ever chop a chicken's head off? They run around for a bit afterwards.
-------
Once they don't have eyes, it's harder for them to chase you though.

Posted by: Rick Grimes at June 26, 2013 05:29 PM (hO9ad)

262 #264  Everyone in this administration looks like a thug or a wuss.  And the women look like sluts, mean librarians,  or mean junior high gym teachers.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 26, 2013 05:29 PM (GoIUi)

263 So at least one of you guys still watches Hannity? I used to listen to him when he was local on WABC in NYC. He was good back then. He used to have some semblance of a sense of humor, bantering with the producer and the traffic girl.

But as soon as he went national (I believe it was on 9/11/01, actually) he turned into the world's biggest milquetoast. That fake laugh he does and the "you're a great American" thing just make me ill.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 05:30 PM (HVOxM)

264 264 Does the Deputy Director of the IRS, Roseman, look like a thug, or what?


---

WTF is that thing?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 26, 2013 05:30 PM (BVkEs)

265 268 #264 Everyone in this administration looks like a thug or a wuss. And the women look like sluts, mean librarians, or mean junior high gym teachers.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 26, 2013 09:29 PM (GoIUi) -----------------

 

 

Lib chicks are just tre Fugly...

Posted by: Guido 'now with 69% more hate' at June 26, 2013 05:30 PM (8I9hB)

266 I'll def watch Tsotsi next time it comes on. I think it was on Encore, and they show repeats all the time, so it prob won't be long. Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 09:26 PM (HVOxM) --I remember wanting to re-watch it a few months ago, but it's not on Youtube in full.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:30 PM (+iA5G)

267 Once they don't have eyes, it's harder for them to chase you though.
Posted by: Rick Grimes
---------------

Yeah. That would make a game of Tag pretty one-sided. One supposes that kids don't play Tag anymore, because being 'It' is, you know, demeaning.

Posted by: Winnie Mandela at June 26, 2013 05:31 PM (aDwsi)

268 Does the Deputy Director of the IRS, Roseman, look like a thug, or what?

He looks like someone who takes his vacations in Thailand, IYKWIM

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 05:32 PM (QTHTd)

269 Stupid sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:32 PM (aDwsi)

270 If he could tackle like Ray Lewis we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Posted by: Beto at June 26, 2013 05:33 PM (MhA4j)

271 He looks like someone who takes his vacations in Thailand, IYKWIM
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo
-----------------

One night in Bangkok, and all that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:34 PM (aDwsi)

272 Jackie Gleason

Posted by: seamrog at June 26, 2013 05:36 PM (xdvVj)

273 Mike, I get my kicks above the waistline sunshine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 05:37 PM (Hgwa5)

274 But as soon as he went national (I believe it was on 9/11/01, actually) he turned into the world's biggest milquetoast. That fake laugh he does and the "you're a great American" thing just make me ill.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 09:30 PM (HVOxM) ---------------

 

 

Aaand I heard Hugh Hewitt say that "I'm not going to trash Rubio, he just doesn't get the Law like I do because I'm a lawyer he BELEIVES this is a good law." Fuck, fo' reals? If he doesn't understand law then fucking stay our of writing a law! But mostly these talk show hacks are as bad as our politicians. they are afraid a congressman won't come back on their show and....well ratings. Fucking whores.

Posted by: Guido 'now with 69% more hate' at June 26, 2013 05:37 PM (8I9hB)

275 1-2-3-4-5, dat Aaronthal Gata don't take NO jive!

Posted by: Corrine Brown (D) at June 26, 2013 05:37 PM (+iA5G)

276 *throws football at WolfinNC*

Posted by: Sean Hannity at June 26, 2013 05:38 PM (V1ZIU)

277 A few weeks ago Peter King did his annual roundup of commencement speeches by famous people. No joke, this was the header for the excerpt for the Dalai Lama: Dalai Lama, Tibetan promoter of world peace, Tulane University --King actually thought Dalai Lama was his name, not his title. Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 08:59 PM (+iA5G) So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Posted by: Carl Spackler at June 26, 2013 05:40 PM (BXLPR)

278 Anna Puma --  You will have to wait a long time for someone to set up for that line....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:40 PM (aDwsi)

279

I need some help from the Southern Ladies.  Was just out in the garden,  Got my first red tomato, but broke a branch off with some green tomatoes.  How do I cook them?  Cornmeal, flour or can you use panko?  And do you dip in egg first?

 

 

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 05:40 PM (SkhKv)

280
How do they know Lloyd was nervous? If they'r judging by his tweets, that's quite a leap.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 05:40 PM (+oin+)

281 Guido-

I mean, did Hewitt even understand what the hell he was saying? "I won't bash Rubio for being a chicken-shit liar, because he's just a moron." Not that these two things aren't mutually exclusive. I believe he's both.

And the idea that you have to be a lawyer to understand the law is a lovely bit of condescension, too, isn't it? Derrr, I guess all us rubes out here in flyover country need a profeshunal to tell us what the words on the paper mean.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 05:41 PM (HVOxM)

282 257 The last time someone had a burning tire necklace was... oh... um... probably not that long ago, actually. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea ----------- It's been years..., besides, Stompie deserved it. Posted by: Winnie Mandela at June 26, 2013 09:24 PM (aDwsi) Wasn't that a 14 y/o boy?

Posted by: Waldo at June 26, 2013 05:43 PM (RZwdH)

283 *catches Sean's pass one handed, spikes football and glares at him*

Then smiles and says "HAHAHA YOU'RE A GREAT AMERICAN!"

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 05:43 PM (HVOxM)

284
Besides Aaron and Lloyd, how many other names begin with the same  two consonants?

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 05:43 PM (BUcLz)

285 285 I need some help from the Southern Ladies. Was just out in the garden, Got my first red tomato, but broke a branch off with some green tomatoes. How do I cook them? Cornmeal, flour or can you use panko? And do you dip in egg first?

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 09:40 PM (SkhKv) ---------------------

 

 

No idea how I did it. Batter, I think some pepper and they were like to DIE for.

Posted by: Guido 'now with 69% more hate' at June 26, 2013 05:43 PM (8I9hB)

286

Will Obama be in Africa over the 4th of July? I suppose it would be most convenient if Nelson Mandela were to pass away now since Obama will already be there and he can attend the funeral and it can be all "historic" and stuff.

 

 

Was that wrong of me to think that?  

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 26, 2013 05:44 PM (RZ8pf)

287 Cornmeal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:44 PM (aDwsi)

288 Besides Aaron and Lloyd, how many other names begin with the same two  consonants  letters?
Posted by: soothsayer

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:45 PM (aDwsi)

289 A is not a consonant.  It's a vowel.  Or maybe I forgot government grade school.

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 05:46 PM (SkhKv)

290 Besides Aaron and Lloyd, how many other names begin with the same two consonants?

Come to Wales.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 05:46 PM (QTHTd)

291 #291  I bet there is a recipe on Paula Deen's web site.  :-)

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 26, 2013 05:46 PM (GoIUi)

292 Wow, just saw a picture of a white koala. My day is redeemed.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:46 PM (+iA5G)

293 290 Besides Aaron and Lloyd, how many other names begin with the same two consonants Hate to be the grammar police but "a" ain't a consonant.

Posted by: Timon at June 26, 2013 05:47 PM (LGDTn)

294

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 09:41 PM (HVOxM) -

 

 

EXACTLY Wolfin. I screamed at the radio. My head almost exploded...especially since he  was making such a lame excuse for him.  Rubio is either stupid and or naïve. Either way he is incompetent to represent us.

Posted by: Guido 'now with 69% more hate' at June 26, 2013 05:47 PM (8I9hB)

295 Besides Aaron and Lloyd, how many other names begin with the same two consonants? Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 09:43 PM (BUcLz) --Well, letters, since 'a' is a vowel. Also Llewellyn.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:47 PM (+iA5G)

296 Off Topic: Be sure to sign up either locally or on-line for an Obamacare Exchange...or Aaron Hernandez will murder you in a lonely industrial park.

Posted by: Rich at June 26, 2013 05:47 PM (k9ITi)

297 Donde estas la oh-enn-tee?

Posted by: seamrog at June 26, 2013 05:48 PM (iTlR8)

298 Rape is teh funneh I'm thinking you don't come here for the hunting.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 26, 2013 05:48 PM (QupBk)

299 So did Qatar order a weapons option with this 787 at the Paris Air Show?
http://tinyurl.com/nfgegtv

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 05:48 PM (Hgwa5)

300
Of course A is a consonant...

in Bizzarro Universe.

how dumb of me, thanks for the correction -- dear lord, I think I'm becoming one of them

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 05:48 PM (LVtr+)

301 296 Besides Aaron and Lloyd, how many other names begin with the same two consonants? Come to Wales. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 09:46 PM (QTHTd) --I met an Ooda (Irish name) once.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:49 PM (+iA5G)

302 Long shot -  Aaden.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:50 PM (aDwsi)

303 And "Fflur", from Flora.

Welsh generally sounds like someone trying to motorboat a fish.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 05:50 PM (QTHTd)

304 So, like a beer batter.  Umm. Sounds yummy.  Maybe I'll save em for Sat when I fry the chicken I pulled out of the freezer.  Thanks.

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 05:50 PM (SkhKv)

305 Guido-

Duct tape around the head... it sometimes keeps it from exploding, and if your head does explode, it catches the pieces. Worked for me a few times.

Am I the only one who wasn't surprised when Rubio went all squishy on us? The first chance I really got to see him was at the convention last year and that speech was pretty good, but I got the feeling that he didn't believe word one of it.

It's always the polished guys who end up disappointing us. I guess being polished makes them slippery, heh.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 05:50 PM (HVOxM)

306
Was thatwrong of me to think that?

Obama is always in search for applause lines -- even if he has to travel the world to find them. Mandela's timely death would be good luck for Obama.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 05:51 PM (yhYn1)

307 Maybe Zimmerman's lawyer will get the gig?

Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2013 05:51 PM (UqmvP)

308 Charlie Chaplain's wife was Oona, another Irish name.

Posted by: seamrog at June 26, 2013 05:51 PM (iTlR8)

309 wikipedia page says Hernandez is "currently a free agent".

Posted by: Cowboy at June 26, 2013 05:52 PM (FMrA0)

310 309 And "Fflur", from Flora. Welsh generally sounds like someone trying to motorboat a fish. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 09:50 PM (QTHTd) --When I was a DJ in college, there was a Welsh band named Y Cryff. They actually sounded really good, but I could not find anything of theirs in the States. Maybe they're online now. . . .

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:52 PM (+iA5G)

311 how dumb of me, thanks for the correction -- dear lord, I think I'm becoming one of them
Posted by: soothsayer
--------------

In another 30 minutes or so, I'll be saying stuff so stupid it will be painful...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 05:52 PM (aDwsi)

312 Hey, Hernandez was just expressing himself to a racist patriarchy. So WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 26, 2013 05:53 PM (O0v9Z)

313 wikipedia page says Hernandez is "currently a free agent".

Yeah... going rate "two packets of Newports"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 05:53 PM (QTHTd)

314 #311  I always thought he looked weak.  Couldn't muster the enthusiasm some had for him.  After Obama's example,  I tend to discount the fancy talkers and look for actual accomplishment.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 26, 2013 05:53 PM (GoIUi)

315 314 Charlie Chaplain's wife was Oona, another Irish name. Posted by: seamrog at June 26, 2013 09:51 PM (iTlR --Now that you mention, I think the aforementioned chick's name was Oona, not Ooda.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:53 PM (+iA5G)

316 Anybody think Obama's got himself a nice big syringe of morphine up his sleeve? You know he's just itching to get himself before a big crowd in Africa. He can't draw one himself anymore, so somebody's gotta make it happen.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 05:53 PM (HVOxM)

317 Quick, before the ont, I have been racking my brain, what's left of it, a movie name.  About a guy that some hunters picked up off skid row and took to a cabin.  They ended up playing a game hunting him in the woods at their logde.  Does anyone recall this movie?

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 05:54 PM (SkhKv)

318 205 Five jokes about prison rape in less than 200 posts. That's a record to be very proud of. Rape is teh funneh

Posted by: DAve at June 26, 2013 09:08 PM (albkL)

It's a go-to joke in these situations. Over the past few days I've probably read hundreds of people on every message board, blog, and newspaper site I frequent make comments like "Hernandez may have been a tight end but he'll soon be a wide receiver" and other references to prison rape. Variations on that joke and OJ Simpson and Ray Lewis references pretty much comprises about 85% of the online comments about the Hernandez situation. The "funny" thing is how every single person that made those comments thinks they're the first one to post it.

Posted by: Slappy at June 26, 2013 05:54 PM (LTbLf)

319 Aaron's biggest crime was taking 4 minutes in the industrial park when everyone knows the NFL average for tight ends is 3.5 minutes. 

Posted by: Ammo Dump at June 26, 2013 05:54 PM (GgPam)

320
another Irish name is Knevin -- the n is silent like in knife





Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 05:54 PM (052zE)

321 Is he the face of NFL for Obamacare?

Posted by: gracepmc at June 26, 2013 05:54 PM (rznx3)

322 Llester

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 26, 2013 05:54 PM (jucos)

323 Holy fuck! Forbes says Beck made $90M last year and out-earned the cow Oprah. Jeebus.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 05:54 PM (ZPrif)

324 #323  I know a short story with a similar plot,  called "The Most Dangerous Game."

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 26, 2013 05:55 PM (GoIUi)

325 Mike just let your cat do the typing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 05:55 PM (Hgwa5)

326
doesn't "DAve" have a history of saying wacky shit as of late?


Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 05:55 PM (052zE)

327 I don't know that I said anything about Rubio, but I was for Rubio on accounts that he ran as a conservative Republican and that Crist... didn't.

In retrospect, I should have saved myself for Cruz's garbage

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 05:55 PM (QTHTd)

328 Ace, you and the cobs need to start making nicey-nice with Beck, get yoselves some BeckBucks!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 05:55 PM (ZPrif)

329 another Irish name is Knevin -- the n is silent like in knife





Posted by: soothsayer

*snicker*

Posted by: Retread at June 26, 2013 05:56 PM (Oz+LZ)

330 Miss Marple -

Me too. Underwhelmed. I guess what it is for me, is if you have to read the speech, you probably didn't write it, and if you didn't write it, you probably didn't feel it.

If I got the opportunity to speak to a couple million folks about conservatism and where this country is headed, I'm fairly sure I could do it on the spot, sans text and prompter.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 05:56 PM (HVOxM)

331 add a guy in there anywhere.  Sheesh.

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 05:56 PM (SkhKv)

332 Variations on that joke and OJ Simpson and Ray Lewis references pretty much comprises about 85% of the online comments about the Hernandez situation. The "funny" thing is how every single person that made those comments thinks they're the first one to post it. Posted by: Slappy at June 26, 2013 09:54 PM (LTbLf) --I claim no credit for "Aaronthal." The Jim Rome listeners seixed on that one right away.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:56 PM (+iA5G)

333 Beck was #7 on the Forbes richest celebrities list, right above Michael Bay.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 05:57 PM (ZPrif)

334 329 Holy fuck! Forbes says Beck made $90M last year and out-earned the cow Oprah. Jeebus. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 09:54 PM (ZPrif) --So Beck no es un perdedor after all?

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:57 PM (+iA5G)

335 Sometimes I think Satan is having a grand time with us....

Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2013 05:57 PM (UqmvP)

336 Ooda was the green girl in Return of the Jedi who got eaten - Jabba's little pet?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 05:58 PM (2up3Q)

337 wait no that was oola!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 05:58 PM (2up3Q)

338 Holy fuck! Forbes says Beck made $90M last year and out-earned the cow Oprah. Beck is manic. He earns crazy money and plows it all back in the operation. Within a few years he's either going to be penniless or a billionaire (on paper).

Posted by: zsasz at June 26, 2013 05:58 PM (MMC8r)

339 Flatbush Joe-

Amazing how that guy took off, yet gets absolutely no press about it. I used to listen to him every morning, but the fire and brimstone he started doing turned me off. Besides, I think he was a little too rah-rah for Romney back when we had a choice.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 05:58 PM (HVOxM)

340 If I got the opportunity to speak to a couple million folks about conservatism and where this country is headed, I'm fairly sure I could do it on the spot, sans text and prompter.

Good for you. You should run for office, then.

Because public speaking is hard. I reckon maybe 2/3 the morons here have a well-thought-out brief for conservatism... in their heads. But they wouldn't be able to deliver a speech for it in public because that's just not what they do.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 05:58 PM (QTHTd)

341 Beck is a media genius, with the $ to prove it. And ambitious as hell. I honestly think the biggest threat to FoxNews long term is BlazeTV.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 05:59 PM (ZPrif)

342 Thanks Miss Marple, I will look it up.  I remember it had "game" in the title somewhere.  It freaked me out.

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 05:59 PM (SkhKv)

343 344 Holy fuck! Forbes says Beck made $90M last year and out-earned the cow Oprah. Beck is manic. He earns crazy money and plows it all back in the operation. Within a few years he's either going to be penniless or a billionaire (on paper). Posted by: zsasz at June 26, 2013 09:58 PM (MMC8r) --What is it about turning Mormon that makes someone suddenly such a whiz with finances?

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 05:59 PM (+iA5G)

344 Quick, before the ont, I have been racking my brain, what's left of it, a movie name. About a guy that some hunters picked up off skid row and took to a cabin. They ended up playing a game hunting him in the woods at their logde. Does anyone recall this movie? Hard target starring jean Claude van damme as a homeless vet who a group hunts in Louisiana.

Posted by: Timon at June 26, 2013 05:59 PM (LGDTn)

345
speaking of George Lucas..

he married one of Brad and Angelina's children, apparently.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 06:00 PM (Y4TdB)

346 It's good that people get rich catering to us. That's how the left does it.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 06:00 PM (ZPrif)

347 The "funny" thing is how every single person that made those comments thinks they're the first one to post it.

Like a comic form of Dunning-Kruger effect.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, grumpier than usual at June 26, 2013 06:00 PM (hO8IJ)

348
the movie you're thinking of was with Ice-T as the bum

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 06:01 PM (vyPsz)

349 Gold!!11!!

Posted by: Glennn Beck at June 26, 2013 06:01 PM (uLzrM)

350 wait no that was oola!!! And Iola was Chet Morton's sister.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 26, 2013 06:01 PM (1y5hk)

351 Mike just let your cat do the typing.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I've taken to turning the computer off when I walk away from the thing. He's disconcertingly smart, but so far he hasn't figured out how I turn it ON/OFF. Weirdly, he is right now giving the dog a spit-bath. I have seen big cats do that with their prey..., so he's probably planning on killing and eating the dog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 06:01 PM (aDwsi)

352 #349  This I know.  1.  They do not waste money on drink or smokes.  2. The church teaches thrift and wise stewardship.  3. They are encouraged to alwyas be busy at some sort of work. (This is why the Beehive is a symbol of the LDS Church.)

There are probably very few Mormons wasting time on the internet,  for example.  I probably should rethink my priorities.

Posted by: Miss Marple at June 26, 2013 06:02 PM (GoIUi)

353 Thanks, Timon.  Will check that out too.

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 06:02 PM (SkhKv)

354 LOL, I was probably thinking of the OODA Loop when I recalled that name.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 06:03 PM (+iA5G)

355 About a guy that some hunters picked up off skid row and took to a cabin. They ended up playing a game hunting him in the woods at their logde. Does anyone recall this movie?

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 09:54 PM (SkhKv)

Surviving the Game

Posted by: Red Shirt at June 26, 2013 06:03 PM (FIDMq)

356 Limbaugh $66M Hannity $30M

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 06:03 PM (ZPrif)

357 Boulder -

Well, yeah, I'd probably piss myself first. But AFTER I pissed myself, I'd be able to speak cogently about conservatism. Pardon my hyperbole.

Anyway, Rubio's job IS to do it in public, and he didn't/doesn't without sounding canned. Just makes me think it isn't from the heart. Have you ever heard a liberal speak about liberal topics without sounding fired up/passionate/honest in his beliefs? Isn't that what Clinton and Obama have done so well, emote? Even Al Gore sounded like he at least believed what he was saying, and that man is a fucking robot.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 06:03 PM (HVOxM)

358 Infidel: It's called "Surviving the Game" and stars the great Rutger Hauer, the evil doctor who organizes the chase of the homeless guy played by Ice-T or Cube. It also stars John C. McGinley and F. Murray Abraham. To think that guy won an Oscar for Amadeus...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 26, 2013 06:03 PM (O0v9Z)

359 I've had a thought-- what if the jury (and the public at large) begin to wonder if St. Tampon was as big a low-class idiot as his girlfriend? They may find it quite a bit easier to see the events of that evening Zimmerman's way...

Posted by: zsasz at June 26, 2013 06:03 PM (MMC8r)

360 Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 10:03 PM (+iA5G)

Out of the barrel I see.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 26, 2013 06:03 PM (WW8xK)

361 Jon Stewart $16M

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 06:03 PM (ZPrif)

362 --What is it about turning Mormon that makes someone suddenly such a whiz with finances? Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 09:59 PM (+iA5G) Ferraris, coke, whores and divorce is pricey. Hi rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 26, 2013 06:04 PM (XIxXP)

363 358 #349 This I know. 1. They do not waste money on drink or smokes. 2. The church teaches thrift and wise stewardship. 3. They are encouraged to alwyas be busy at some sort of work. (This is why the Beehive is a symbol of the LDS Church.) There are probably very few Mormons wasting time on the internet, for example. I probably should rethink my priorities. Posted by: Miss Marple at June 26, 2013 10:02 PM (GoIUi) --Well, while I would not consider drink a waste of money (okay, maybe caffeine), there's plenty to recommend about the rest. I do waste lots of time on the webz.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 06:04 PM (+iA5G)

364 Sometimes I think Satan is having a grand time with us....>>

You'd think so but it's become like playing checkers with a 5 year old. Yeah I always win but I miss the challenge.

Posted by: Satan at June 26, 2013 06:04 PM (qo244)

365 Jon Stewart $16M

My main man!

Posted by: Low Information Voter at June 26, 2013 06:05 PM (uLzrM)

366 Shit, what happened to this place? People whining about: homo jokes prison rape jokes genitalia jokes What the fuck is this? AoShq-PG???

Posted by: Waldo at June 26, 2013 06:05 PM (RZwdH)

367 Ferraris, coke, whores and divorce is pricey. Hi rons. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 26, 2013 10:04 PM (XIxXP) Don't forget the booze.

Posted by: Vendette at June 26, 2013 06:05 PM (iXuYG)

368 OT: Canada, land of the free - http://tinyurl.com/ou7tzx4

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 06:05 PM (QTHTd)

369 Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 09:59 PM (+iA5G)

Lots of start-up capital?  I'm spitballing, I have no idea if the LDS puts up capital for its members.  Anyone know?

Posted by: Country Singer at June 26, 2013 06:05 PM (U22Yw)

370 WTF. Perusing some articles on the great supreme ct decision, 'we must get the religion out of  marriage, cuz only the govt cares about single or married.'  Another genius that history started the day he was born.

Posted by: Red Shirt at June 26, 2013 06:05 PM (FIDMq)

371 Mark Steyn might be available for comment.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 06:05 PM (QTHTd)

372 Don't forget the booze. Posted by: Vendette at June 26, 2013 10:05 PM (iXuYG) I figured it was a given.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 26, 2013 06:05 PM (XIxXP)

373 Shit...am I the only one that missed IRS testimony today? 


There's so much crap going on, I can't keep track.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 26, 2013 06:05 PM (X6akg)

374 Como se dice , en Ingles : Nooh en tee?

Posted by: seamrog at June 26, 2013 06:06 PM (iTlR8)

375
Ice-T has been in a lot of movies, including Breakin II: Electric Boogaloo.

Ace met Ice-T and his wife Coco on a plane. True story.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 06:06 PM (LPRBM)

376 Hugh Hewitt is like Michael Medved - Protect Israel, spy on everyone, no gay marriage, and let the mexicans invade. Open borders all the way for the two of them.

Posted by: Baldy at June 26, 2013 06:06 PM (tyDFN)

377 Beck is Elmer Gantry.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 26, 2013 06:06 PM (jucos)

378 379 Shit...am I the only one that missed IRS testimony today?


There's so much crap going on, I can't keep track.

Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2013 10:05 PM (X6akg)


Thats a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: TFG at June 26, 2013 06:07 PM (FIDMq)

379 what if Ace's posts came with the MPAA extended rating system? So some posts would be PG-13 for crude humor and language and others would be R for explicit sexual content.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 26, 2013 06:07 PM (RZ8pf)

380 Ace met Ice-T and his wife Coco on a plane. True story. Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 10:06 PM (LPRBM) From what I understand, they are really nice people.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 26, 2013 06:07 PM (XIxXP)

381 Ding, Ding.  Surviving the Game, 1994.  That movie freaked me out, but it was good.  Need to find it again.  Haven't seen that movie from a few years ago about hunting people, but I thing it may be where we are headed.  Might get some pointers.  lol.

Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 06:07 PM (SkhKv)

382 Red Shirt-

Who said that? If we're guessing, I'll take Ezra Klein.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 06:07 PM (HVOxM)

383 374 OT: Canada, land of the free - http://tinyurl.com/ou7tzx4 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 10:05 PM (QTHTd) --Fucking awesome news. One less stick for US Americans to whip Canuckistan with.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 06:07 PM (+iA5G)

384 I do have to say that Hernandez is arguably the most inept murderer I have ever seen. I have no idea how he thought he would get away with it. The only thing he apparently did "well" in covering up the crime was that he hid the murder weapon pretty well as the police haven't found that yet despite searching a pond and woods near his place.

BTW, this is an unimportant observation but I thought of the fact that when Hernandez was cuffed today and taken from his house by the police that he will probably never set foot inside his $1 million-plus house again for the rest of his life. His only hope was that he would be out on parole before the trial but that was rightfully denied by the judge, and based on the evidence, it is doubtful this guy will ever see the outside of a prison ever again. And he has to know this. Can you imagine what is going through this douche's mind tonight as he sits in his prison cell?

Posted by: Slappy at June 26, 2013 06:08 PM (LTbLf)

385 Shit...am I the only one that missed IRS testimony today? There's so much crap going on, I can't keep track. Posted by: Tami at June 26, 2013 10:05 PM (X6akg) More slime being evasive and pleading the 5th.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 26, 2013 06:08 PM (XIxXP)

386 We are very nice, indeed.

Posted by: Coco Tea at June 26, 2013 06:08 PM (uLzrM)

387 OT: Canada, land of the free - http://tinyurl.com/ou7tzx4 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 10:05 PM (QTHTd) That's pretty miraculous. But if Trudeau (the Next Generation) becomes prime minister I'm sure they'll resurrect it.

Posted by: Vendette at June 26, 2013 06:08 PM (iXuYG)

388 @383. Yup. The best thing about Beck is Pat and Stu. I love those guys, and the more air time they get, the better the Beck show is that day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, being thoughtful and stuff at June 26, 2013 06:08 PM (6rcHp)

389 O'Reilly is at least $20M, not including books and stuff. Sheppie boy - $10M Brett Baier - $7M

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 26, 2013 06:08 PM (ZPrif)

390 I think my name is an oxymoron.

Posted by: Coco Tea at June 26, 2013 06:08 PM (uLzrM)

391
F Murray Abraham

or, as others like to call him...

Andrea Mitchell.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 26, 2013 06:09 PM (LPRBM)

392 388 Red Shirt-

Who said that? If we're guessing, I'll take Ezra Klein.

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 10:07 PM (HVOxM)


Some random rainbow warrior on a article comment section, but probably heard it from some other govt is the bestest thing evar jackass.

Posted by: Red Shirt at June 26, 2013 06:09 PM (FIDMq)

393 Speaking of murder, got to touch my new glock. Only touch. Then whimpered and left it at the FFL. *DAY 1 OF MARYLAND VIOLENCE AGAINST ME* EXPECTED WAIT: 90 DAYS

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at June 26, 2013 06:09 PM (X4HxX)

394 Can you imagine what is going through this douche's mind tonight as he sits in his prison cell? Posted by: Slappy at June 26, 2013 10:08 PM (LTbLf) Someone that narcissistic still thinks he's gonna get away with it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 26, 2013 06:10 PM (XIxXP)

395 387 Ding, Ding. Surviving the Game, 1994. That movie freaked me out, but it was good. Need to find it again. Haven't seen that movie from a few years ago about hunting people, but I thing it may be where we are headed. Might get some pointers. lol. Posted by: Infidel at June 26, 2013 10:07 PM (SkhKv) --Well, hunting people is basically what the DC snipers did for several weeks. N.B. The one who still lives was an illegal immigrant contributing the diversity of the nation.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 06:10 PM (+iA5G)

396
More slime being evasive and pleading the 5th.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 26, 2013 10:08 PM (XIxXP)






Greta's talking about another IRS video and multimillion dollar conference?!



Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 26, 2013 06:10 PM (X6akg)

397 Llanerch, Bryn Mawr, Bala Cynwyd, (Philadelphia suburbs), many other Welsh words/names. Well, probably all of them.

Posted by: Museisluse at June 26, 2013 06:10 PM (cUr6b)

398 Can you imagine what is going through this douche's mind tonight as he sits in his prison cell?

Posted by: Slappy at June 26, 2013 10:08 PM (LTbLf)

Tyrone and Darrell's dicks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 26, 2013 06:10 PM (WW8xK)

399

OSP 386

Really nice people?

 

With a cd titled "Cop Killer"?

Posted by: seamrog at June 26, 2013 06:11 PM (iTlR8)

400 Posted by: Slappy at June 26, 2013 10:08 PM (LTbLf)

Funnier to that about what else is going through his sphincter tonight. Mustaffa is happy with his new wife.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 26, 2013 06:11 PM (MnSla)

401 Tyrone and Darrell's dicks. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 26, 2013 10:10 PM (WW8xK) LOL, that too.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 26, 2013 06:11 PM (XIxXP)

402 Shit...am I the only one that missed IRS testimony today?


There's so much crap going on, I can't keep track.
Posted by: Tami
------

If you didn't see Roseman, you missed a treat. The guy is a caricature of a thug.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 06:11 PM (aDwsi)

403 Red shirt -

Probably some girl who uses like every 3 words. Like, gays are like people too, and like I think like they deserve human like rights? You know?

Could never understand why women my age are so in love with teh gays...

Posted by: WolfinNC at June 26, 2013 06:11 PM (HVOxM)

404 come on Sooth - that's a real insult to Abraham

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 06:12 PM (2up3Q)

405 Paul Ryan and Rubio are both frauds and should be hectored and jeered off stage whenever they speak. If Rubio runs, during primary debate the audience should boo and scream whenever he speaks and literally shut the down the debate. Force him to withdraw or suffer this fate everywhere he goes. We don't do that you say? Yeah, that kind of boorish behavior is only for the LEFT who happens to be kicking our ass everyday and transforming America as we sit powerless as our own people stab us in the back.

Posted by: Dan at June 26, 2013 06:12 PM (bxp5Z)

406

@399. WTF? I remember whining because we had to wait for three hours when we bought my wife's .380. And this in CO, which is hardly gun friendly right now?

 

I feel your pain.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, being thoughtful and stuff at June 26, 2013 06:12 PM (6rcHp)

407 With a cd titled "Cop Killer"? Posted by: seamrog at June 26, 2013 10:11 PM (iTlR Hey, you know me in my 40's. Had you known me in my twenties I wasn't a very nice person either. Some of us grow up.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 26, 2013 06:12 PM (XIxXP)

408 EXPECTED WAIT: 90 DAYS

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at June 26, 2013 10:09 PM (X4HxX)

File a lawsuit against the State employee who heads whatever department is responsible.

In NY it can be done electronically and costs very little. Don't know about here in NJ or MD, but it can't hurt to find out.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 26, 2013 06:12 PM (WW8xK)

409 Late to the post, but I just want to point out that Apartheid was really horrible. I know you know that, but it seems some are taking it lightly. Maybe I'm just sensitive being African and all, and if I was just born in another country on the same continent, I would have suffered as well. (FTR, I don't think I'm being too sensitive but YMMV.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 26, 2013 06:13 PM (r+7wo)

410 As far as prison rape goes, I figure a giant NFL guy is probably more likely to commit it rather than be a victim.

Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2013 06:13 PM (sdi6R)

411 Could never understand why women my age are so in love with teh gays... oo oo! I know I know! call on me!!! (they're the only males that will talk to them)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 06:13 PM (2up3Q)

412 Odin is out? Odin is.....out? That's al l I got waiting for nexties.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2013 06:13 PM (fsLdt)

413 Kind of odd  that the two biggest criminal justice stories of the day involved white hispanics accused of killing black males.

Posted by: Baldy at June 26, 2013 06:13 PM (tyDFN)

414 Pixy you minx.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2013 06:14 PM (fsLdt)

415 Just when I post an absorbing comment, the ONT goes up. Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 26, 2013 06:14 PM (r+7wo)

416 Kind of odd that the two biggest criminal justice stories of the day involved white hispanics accused of killing black males. Posted by: Baldy at June 26, 2013 10:13 PM (tyDFN) Meh, you wait till amnesty, the inner cities will look like syria.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 26, 2013 06:14 PM (XIxXP)

417 His only hope was that he would be out on parole before the trial but that was rightfully denied by the judge, and based on the evidence, it is doubtful this guy will ever see the outside of a prison ever again. And he has to know this. Can you imagine what is going through this douche's mind tonight as he sits in his prison cell? Posted by: Slappy at June 26, 2013 10:08 PM (LTbLf) --One of the best passages from Homicide: Life on the Killing Streets by David Simon (the basis for the series of the same name) related a homicide detective visiting a prison and hearing all the hooting and catcalls from the inmates from inside. The detective just smiled and gave them a wave from the grounds --Simon related it to a tourist embarking on a cruise-- that implicitly meant that he would be going to his own house that evening to eat a home-cooked meal and then to get to sleep with his wife. It was far more eloquent than any vulgar words or gesture.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 06:14 PM (+iA5G)

418 We don't know what her mother as thinking and her name is Rachel Jeantel, not "Genitlalia". She appears to be a heavy drug user and drinker, not very bright and a lair but could you please use her correct name? If you can't remember her last name why not call her Rachel or Dee-Dee.Calling her genitalia is about as bad as the "c" word.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2013 09:18 PM (QzsP4)


OK, Dick. I'm with you on that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2013 06:14 PM (fNpC1)

419 next up...the gay rights decision helps the immigration bill.  Is there anything rainbows CANT fix?

Posted by: Red Shirt at June 26, 2013 06:15 PM (FIDMq)

420

What's the last thing to go through Princess Dianna's mind before she died?

 

Mercedes Benz headrest.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 26, 2013 06:15 PM (jucos)

421 chique just read the beginning of this thread where I'm funny - that's all you need to see here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 26, 2013 06:16 PM (2up3Q)

422 372
Shit, what happened to this place? People whining about:

homo jokes
prison rape jokes
genitalia jokes

What the fuck is this? AoShq-PG???

Posted by: Waldo at June 26, 2013 10:05 PM (RZwdH)

Hey, don't lump me in with the humorless whiners. I've just had it with certain prison rape jokes regarding Hernandez, so I just ask that commenters here and elsewhere try to be more creative. For example, how about a few Ned Beatty and Ving Rhames references? Or how about some "The Longest Yard" references? Anything but the "he was a tight end but he'll soon be a wide receiver" comments. Please. I can't take it anymore.

Posted by: Slappy at June 26, 2013 06:16 PM (LTbLf)

423 Can you imagine what is going through this douche's mind tonight as he sits in his prison cell?

Posted by: Slappy at June 26, 2013 10:08 PM (LTbLf)

Tyrone and Darrell's dicks.>>

Funny, but you generally start out in county jail which is not like prison. To much turnover from lesser crimes to set up the rape gangs. Something similar happens in the congress and the Senate I think.

Posted by: McGregor at June 26, 2013 06:16 PM (qo244)

424 If you missed the IRS hearing. Here are a couple of minutes of 'Must see':

http://tinyurl.com/nueqxmt

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 06:17 PM (aDwsi)

425 Apartheid was really horrible

If there existed a better way of protecting the Boers' very lives, the current system in South Africa isn't carrying it out.

And if the system were all *that* oppressive for blacks in South Africa, then South Africa would have been worried about too many blacks leaving (as Dixie worried about escaped slaves). Instead apartheid-era South Africa had to keep blacks from migrating *in*.

Blacks are oppressed all over Africa. In apartheid South Africa, it seems blacks were oppressed least. But it was whites doing the oppressing, and that hurt the Africans' pride.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 06:17 PM (QTHTd)

426 Speaking of gay males and straight females. When I was a kid (teens, twenties), I had gorgeous women throwing themselves at me. It was a different time, and they were naive, I am sure, but I never noticed it till now. Wish I would have had some kids, though there was really no way for it to work without people being hurt. Just would have been nice to have kids though.

Posted by: Baldy at June 26, 2013 06:17 PM (tyDFN)

427 BlackOrchid, oh I saw it and my soul died a little. And then it LOL'd.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 26, 2013 06:17 PM (r+7wo)

428 If you didn't see Roseman, you missed a treat. The guy is a caricature of a thug.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 26, 2013 10:11 PM (aDwsi)



Damnit!  Why did no one mention this?  I blame all of you. Hmpf.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at June 26, 2013 06:17 PM (X6akg)

429 415 Late to the post, but I just want to point out that Apartheid was really horrible. I know you know that, but it seems some are taking it lightly. Maybe I'm just sensitive being African and all, and if I was just born in another country on the same continent, I would have suffered as well. (FTR, I don't think I'm being too sensitive but YMMV.) Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 26, 2013 10:13 PM (r+7wo) --Yeah, I noted on the FB page that I admired Mandela for making a relatively smooth transition from Apartheid in South Africa. He has many faults, but much credit to him for avoiding South Africa becoming Zimbabwe to the Power of Six.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 06:19 PM (+iA5G)

430 In apartheid South Africa, it seems blacks were oppressed least. But it was whites doing the oppressing, and that hurt the Africans' pride. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 10:17 PM (QTHTd) As an African, I can tell you that is not even close to being true. We had a mega sucky govt, but I did not feel oppressed, nor was I a second class citizen in my own land.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 26, 2013 06:19 PM (r+7wo)

431 If only a giant sink hole would form under the Capitol.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 26, 2013 06:19 PM (Hgwa5)

432
416
Posted by: rickl at June 26, 2013 10:13 PM (sdi6R)


Ho checkin is a process where the fresh meat is worn down through successive fights with a number of inmates. These fights can and do last through out the night. Every time the cell door is opened a new fighter comes in and it starts all over. You will be beat down eventually. That's why even the biggest baddest dude can become a ho in 1 night.

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at June 26, 2013 06:21 PM (MnSla)

433 The fact that the ANC sucks doesn't mean Apartheid was better.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 26, 2013 06:22 PM (r+7wo)

434 As an Anglo expat, I have a problem with the skyrocketing crime rates in South Africa, and the calls to genocide against my kin (and the Boers, who are cousins).

We could talk about Idi Amin, or Mengistu, or the Hutu / Tutsi mess . . . or northern Nigeria... if we want to talk about what it really means to be oppressed in African fashion.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 26, 2013 06:22 PM (QTHTd)

435

413 OSP

I get your point about growing up.

 

 I agree with you on many things, but I don't think you sold yourself as a gang thug to garner attention.

 

 Ice Tea's real name is something like Stacey, that name strikes fear in many a heart. He's a pimp. Or worse.

Posted by: seamrog at June 26, 2013 06:23 PM (iTlR8)

436 I am not condoning violence against Boers (who, let's face it, invaded land that wasn't their's, but whatever). But let's just say that the native South Africans have reasons to be angry. We (Nigeria) were colonized by the British and they managed not to try to destroy our souls. In fact, they did many good things. Hence, we don't have any hard feelings against them. South Africa was very different. Very, very different. I can't even imagine what that must have been like.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 26, 2013 06:26 PM (r+7wo)

437 Theirs, not their's. Stupid spell check didn't even catch it.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 26, 2013 06:27 PM (r+7wo)

438 423

--One of the best passages from Homicide: Life on the Killing Streets by David Simon (the basis for the series of the same name) related a homicide detective visiting a prison and hearing all the hooting and catcalls from the inmates from inside. The detective just smiled and gave them a wave from the grounds --Simon related it to a tourist embarking on a cruise-- that implicitly meant that he would be going to his own house that evening to eat a home-cooked meal and then to get to sleep with his wife. It was far more eloquent than any vulgar words or gesture.

Posted by: logprof at June 26, 2013 10:14 PM (+iA5G)

Going to prison is arguably my biggest personal fear (other than dying, of course). I think of the scenario that you described and the depictions of prison life in popular culture and I think I'd rather be dead than be in a maximum-security prison. So unless I was framed for a crime, I never was going to put myself in a position to serve time. (I'm just glad they haven't started imprisoning people for speeding tickets otherwise I would have been screwed.) Plus, as an average-sized guy, I would be at a significant disadvantage in prison.

For the life of me, I can't figure out how a guy like Hernandez doesn't think of the repercussions before committing a crime like murder. Plus, he had a lot more to lose than most of us (i.e., $40 million and life as a celebrity). It's astounding to me. What a complete jackass.

Posted by: Slappy at June 26, 2013 06:32 PM (LTbLf)

439 184 how is it murder one?

Posted by: Jones in CO says our forefathers would be shooting people by now at June 26, 2013 09:02 PM (8sCoq)

***

 

Is that serious?

lying in wait, malice aferthought, use of a firearm in commission of a felony, kidnapping, conspiracy...he was a thug at UF.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 26, 2013 06:35 PM (ga+7c)

440 DAve is teh  concerned and doesn't want to be part of  teh crowd think. Go buy some more Wally ammo DAve.

Posted by: Ronster at June 26, 2013 06:35 PM (9+3no)

441 445

Is that serious?
lying in wait, malice aferthought, use of a firearm in commission of a felony, kidnapping, conspiracy...he was a thug at UF.

Posted by: rich@gmu at June 26, 2013 10:35 PM (ga+7c)

I agree 100%.

I'm a Patriots fans, having lived in New England most of my life, but I would criticize the franchise if they handled this situation incorrectly. They didn't as they had to balance their financial and moral obligations. Financially, they actually made things more difficult for the franchise, on the field and off the field, by releasing him before he was unable to perform (i.e., going to training camp in July/August and playing games this fall).

As far as drafting Hernandez, the Patriots didn't draft him until the Fourth Round due to his questionable background and I think they thought they could keep him on the straight and narrow, as they had with other players with questionable backgrounds over the past 10-12 years. It apparently worked with Hernandez for three years or so but it all fell apart this year, as this murder is one of several off-the-field incidents involving Hernandez in 2013.

Regardless, I would hate to be involved in personnel decisions in the NFL. More than probably any other major sport (though the NBA is probably pretty close), every team has players of questionable character on their roster. The vast majority aren't involved in murder, like Hernandez, but it's extremely difficult in such a balanced league to field a competitive team without taking a chance and drafting certain players with questionable backgrounds.

Posted by: Slappy at June 26, 2013 06:47 PM (LTbLf)

442 Finally, gone from sports but not before he left his stench on several teams.

Posted by: Gmac - at June 26, 2013 07:22 PM (IanLz)

443 The UK Bans Two Prominent American Bloggers From Entering the Countryhttp://tinyurl.com/ncljj4eBritain reaffirms its ban on Michael Savage Government insists there's no evidence 'he did not commit the unacceptable behavior'

http://www.wnd.com/2011/05/303069/


Posted by: caustic at June 26, 2013 10:39 PM (/b8+5)

444 I'm just singing in the rain.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at June 27, 2013 12:45 AM (eedLh)

445 He's a big team player.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 27, 2013 04:24 AM (VLifP)

446 Hernandez allegedly broke four State of Mass. gun control laws also. Aren't laws like these supposed to prevent tragedies like this?

Posted by: deepred at June 27, 2013 06:07 AM (rUiSC)

447 Hernandez is rich. He's famous. And he's still hanging around the thugs of his youth! He deserves to go to jail, for being awful damn stupid. BTW, what is it with sports figures, they've finally made it to the top; and they still want to be one of the "homies". Screw that, if I got rich and famous, I couldn't get out of my old neighborhood fast enough.

Posted by: Mike Giles at June 27, 2013 06:23 AM (I5QYG)

448 Interesting in a circle of life sort of way that Tebow and Hernandez were Florida Gator team-mates.

Posted by: miked at June 27, 2013 10:58 AM (iZiIb)

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