June 10, 2013

Patriots Sign Tim Tebow
— Ace

He'll be in minicamp tomorrow.

Belichick was recently quoted as saying he "hates" Tebow, as a player I imagine, but he denied he said such a thing. Signing him seems to prove he was misquoted.

Posted by: Ace at 01:29 PM | Comments (498)
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1 And he'll be let go in...


#twoweeks

Posted by: EC at June 10, 2013 01:30 PM (doBIb)

2 Oh and first!

Posted by: EC at June 10, 2013 01:30 PM (doBIb)

3 Why couldn't it have been Dallas?

Posted by: toby928 at June 10, 2013 01:31 PM (evdj2)

4 I think he hates Tim's brother Ted Tebow, the Jets fan, and rapist.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 10, 2013 01:31 PM (3+QKS)

5 3rd?

Posted by: Uncle bill o'reily at June 10, 2013 01:31 PM (HVff2)

6

Well there you have it.

 

The Patriots will get audited forever now.

Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 01:31 PM (ZiafE)

7 Ah, a troll-free thread. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 01:32 PM (lVPtV)

8 *cue absolute loathing hate from liberals*

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at June 10, 2013 01:32 PM (X4HxX)

9 Gosh, why would Bill Belichick say he hates Tim Tebow while he's a free agent...?

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2013 01:32 PM (FcR7P)

10 8 *cue absolute loathing hate from liberals*



Yep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 01:32 PM (lVPtV)

11 Tebow? I'll be glad when he's God's quarterback

Posted by: Occam Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:32 PM (3+QKS)

12 "Glee" star Jane Lynch is divorcing her wife of three years.

Lynch married Dr. Lara Embry in 2010 in Massachusetts. She told People magazine in a statement Monday that splitting up was "a difficult decision for us as we care very deeply about one another."

Lynch asked for privacy for the family, which includes Embry's daughter.

The 52-year-old actress met Embry, a 44-year-old clinical psychologist, in 2009 and they wed on Memorial Day in 2010.

Posted by: John Q Public at June 10, 2013 01:32 PM (e8kgV)

13 Well, put another 10 million in Jersey, hat and thong sales in the Razor Blade magnates pocket.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 01:32 PM (XIxXP)

14 Football isn't popular in China.  But by President Xi's reaction to my gift this weekend, I'd say Jarts are bigger than ping pong.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at June 10, 2013 01:32 PM (8ZskC)

15 He would make a great tight end.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at June 10, 2013 01:33 PM (hlUJY)

16 But wouldn't it be more patriotic to crucify him? Perhaps the NSA has something they would like to add.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 10, 2013 01:33 PM (hjgKA)

17 I luv u Jane Lol

Posted by: Tom Sawyer wannabe at June 10, 2013 01:33 PM (HVff2)

18 Mua ha ha ha! All is proceeding according to plan.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at June 10, 2013 01:33 PM (5YUSx)

19 "Only guy, who has never won anything who can stop the presses in sports" Co worker walked past and said "even that blog you read, I see. I'm a Jets fan I've got mixed feelings, I love Tebow.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at June 10, 2013 01:33 PM (/b8+5)

20 I welcome this momentary diversion from the seriousness of the scandals.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:33 PM (DPdf7)

21 Doesn't matter Da Bears will win it all

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 10, 2013 01:33 PM (yMSN1)

22 the Jets rue their Awfulness

Posted by: Bertie Ahern at June 10, 2013 01:33 PM (omBWL)

23 As an aside, damn it Gabe, why did you have to go all Jeff B.?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 10, 2013 01:34 PM (hjgKA)

24 I guess I was a pre-cog to fixate on this video earlier.
http://youtu.be/OOBP2hmubpA

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 01:34 PM (AKcpz)

25 He hates Tebow like China and the US hate each other. (See the sidebar)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 01:34 PM (+98Gb)

26 I'm pretty sure he got Denver to reach with Tebow. Didn't he say how much he loved Tebow like a week before the draft?

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 10, 2013 01:34 PM (b9K4P)

27 15 He would make a great tight end.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at June 10, 2013 05:33 PM (hlUJY)


He already is.



Oh....you meant the football position.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 10, 2013 01:34 PM (X6akg)

28 Posted by: Occam Sawyer at June 10, 2013 05:32 PM (3+QKS) Does Bill have to cut a bitch?!

Posted by: William of Occam at June 10, 2013 01:34 PM (evdj2)

29 Oh good.  TS' girlfriend is here.

Double the trolling.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 01:34 PM (lVPtV)

30 The 52-year-old actress met Embry, a 44-year-old clinical psychologist, in 2009 and they wed on Memorial Day in 2010. Posted by: John Q Public at June 10, 2013 05:32 PM (e8kgV) Seems rug munchers get bored with each other pretty quick. I have heard of a few long term relationships. Even had one in my extended family, but it's rare.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 01:34 PM (XIxXP)

31 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 01:34 PM (/PCJa)

32 Perhaps the NSA has something they would like to add. Sorry, busy fixing my fantasy football picks. FML, stoopid Belichick...

Posted by: NSA at June 10, 2013 01:35 PM (zUi7I)

33
I see him as a tight end/QB option in a goal line scenario.

Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 01:35 PM (a9L+B)

34 Now I have to like another team I hate. Dang it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 01:35 PM (/PCJa)

35 Watch him blossom and flourish.  Lefeties heads exploding...it's a good day

Posted by: Cory C at June 10, 2013 01:35 PM (HuADZ)

36 *cue absolute loathing hate from liberals*

But will Massholes hate him more than they love their classless asshole cheating team?

*shake shake*
*shakeshakeshake*

Purdue Magic 8-ball says "Definitely."
http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 10, 2013 01:35 PM (/kI1Q)

37 Never won anything?2 National Championships and a Heisman.

Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2013 01:35 PM (9XBK2)

38 Hmmmm.   So, back-up to back-up, or will it be a wait and see how camp goes?... 

Posted by: Yip at June 10, 2013 01:35 PM (/jHWN)

39 (/b8+5) OK, we now have half of the obnoxious trolls on this thread... come on up, Tom Sawyer, and you cretins can take over.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at June 10, 2013 01:35 PM (U2UQk)

40 "Only guy, who has never won anything who can stop the presses in sports" Except, you know, for turning a losing season in Denver into a winning season and running 2 (or was it 3?) games deep into the play-offs.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 01:36 PM (/PCJa)

41 Tebow pic, for the ladies  http://tinyurl.com/l9r23bn

Posted by: Occam Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:36 PM (3+QKS)

42 Tight End is mentioned and no Reggie Love/SCOAMF/Barney Fagele references? Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 01:36 PM (+98Gb)

43 Damn sock.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 10, 2013 01:36 PM (3+QKS)

44 I was kidding Dr. Jane

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 10, 2013 01:36 PM (HVff2)

45 Glad Jags didn't sign him.

Posted by: Florida State alum at June 10, 2013 01:36 PM (Rk8LS)

46 He already is. Oh....you meant the football position. *** heh tight everything http://bit.ly/11rwIYf

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:36 PM (DPdf7)

47 Peaches(Pats fan extraordinaire) from yesterday on an open thread:



He probably would have had a decent, if unremarkable career in the NFL if he hadn't decided to wear his religiosity on his sleeve. If that's what he wanted to do, fine, but it was a bit much for me, and I generally give a wide berth to people as far as religion goes.

Posted by: Peaches at June 09, 2013 08:31 PM (8lmkt)




Rut...roh.





Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 10, 2013 01:36 PM (X6akg)

48 Doesn't matter
Da Bears will win it all

*shake shake*
*shakeshakeshake*

Magic 8-ball says "stop bogarting all the choom."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 10, 2013 01:36 PM (/kI1Q)

49 39 This is good for Tom Tebow. Posted by: Hester Skelter at June 10, 2013 05:36 PM (vbh31) Hester! I knew you'd come back!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 01:37 PM (+98Gb)

50 Hmmmm. So, back-up to back-up, or will it be a wait and see how camp goes?... I want them to put him in as back-up Half-back/back-up QB/Wildcat. Which is approximately what I advocated for the Jets. That makes him the biggest threat he could be.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 01:37 PM (/PCJa)

51 Tebow pic, for the ladies http://tinyurl.com/l9r23bn *** That is probably my second favorite pic of him. The first being him wearing the same outfit but standing with his hands on his hips. Yum.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:37 PM (DPdf7)

52 Except, you know, for turning a losing season in Denver into a winning season and running 2 (or was it 3?) games deep into the play-offs. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 05:36 PM (/PCJa) Hey, if the spray tan, libtard, self-important, closet gay, professional teleprompter readers on ESPN say it, then it must be true.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 01:38 PM (XIxXP)

53 (/b8+5)

OK, we now have half of the obnoxious trolls on this thread... come on up, Tom Sawyer, and you cretins can take over.


Curious isn't really a troll.  She's more like a retard. 

Posted by: Cicero, DOCTOR of Jurisprudence and Shit at June 10, 2013 01:39 PM (8ZskC)

54 41 Tebow pic, for the ladies http://tinyurl.com/l9r23bn

Posted by: Occam Sawyer at June 10, 2013 05:36 PM (3+QKS)



That's the one Drudge has up.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 10, 2013 01:39 PM (X6akg)

55 Glad Jags didn't sign him. *** I am too, actually. Had they, it would have done him more harm than good.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:39 PM (DPdf7)

56 Doesn't matter
Da Bears will win it all

Only after Teh Cubbies win the World Series.

Posted by: Basement Cat at June 10, 2013 01:39 PM (kp4n3)

57
Anybody know if Tebow is still going with that seaplane girl?  The one with the pontoons?

Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 01:39 PM (a9L+B)

58 She's more like a retard. In fairness, really just a provincial idiot.

Posted by: toby928 at June 10, 2013 01:39 PM (evdj2)

59 Curious isn't really a troll. She's more like a retard. Posted by: Cicero, DOCTOR of Jurisprudence and Shit at June 10, 2013 05:39 PM (8ZskC) And the difference is?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 01:39 PM (XIxXP)

60 "51 Tim Tebow had better keep his thoughts to himself. Posted by: IRS Agent WonTon at June 10, 2013 05:37 PM (vbh31) " Orbamian.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 10, 2013 01:39 PM (hjgKA)

61 Co worker Cat walked past and said "even that blog you read, I see. Then pissed on my skirt. I luv them all, every one of them."

Posted by: FTFY at June 10, 2013 01:39 PM (U2UQk)

62 Football? Never herd of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at June 10, 2013 01:39 PM (mETGQ)

63 23 I guess I was a pre-cog to fixate on this video earlier.
http://youtu.be/OOBP2hmubpA 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 05:34 PM (AKcpz)


What about you do you want to talk about?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 01:40 PM (sGtp+)

64 Muslim Brotherhood Gains Foothold in Boston http://tinyurl.com/lsm56ex Man, God does not fool around.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at June 10, 2013 01:40 PM (/b8+5)

65 Hey NSA, if you're reading this, I don't need the Jets practice tapes anymore, especially of their offense

I've had enough laughs

Posted by: Bill Belichick at June 10, 2013 01:40 PM (mCvL4)

66 You're an NFL corner who can only arm-tackle in the first place, Tim Tebow is about to receive the ball in the flat and two of the NFL's best tight ends are bearing down on you?! Have a nice flight.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2013 01:41 PM (FcR7P)

67

I want them to put him in as back-up Half-back/back-up QB/Wildcat. Which is approximately what I advocated for the Jets. That makes him the biggest threat he could be.

 

So much has been    said about his throwing mechanics,  folks forget  what a bruising runner he  can be. IIRC, he racked up a lot of rushing yardage in his last year at Florida.

 

As the 'ettes will attest, he's a big boy with lots of muscle. I  sure wouldn't want to try to tackle him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 01:41 PM (0HooB)

68 my kids went to the same high school as Tebow.  He was home schooled but came to the school most afternoons, and seemed to be very popular. 

Met him once, at 21, when he came back for a visit; he seemed like a very genuine, very decent and honorable person.


and he's bigger than he looks on TV...

Posted by: Allan B Nease at June 10, 2013 01:41 PM (omBWL)

69 Anybody know if Tebow is still going with that seaplane girl? The one with the pontoons? *** His latest girlfriend was an actress named Lily who is also known for being a virgin.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:41 PM (DPdf7)

70 36 Never won anything?2 National Championships and a Heisman.

Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2013 05:35 PM (9XBK2)

 

True, but the GATORS STILL SUCK!

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at June 10, 2013 01:42 PM (0tHG6)

71 >>> 33 Now I have to like another team I hate. You only have to hate the Pats when they face the Cowboys in the Super Bowl.

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2013 01:42 PM (1766N)

72 Thought I saw somewhere that some team is moving to London? Maybe we an important soccer hooligans to our games.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 01:42 PM (+98Gb)

73
Man, God does not fool around.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at June 10, 2013 05:40 PM (/b8+5




You're proof he has a sense of humor. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 01:42 PM (lVPtV)

74 Ace, I am disappointed in you.  Deeply, deeply disappointed.  There are important things happening.  Very important things.  To lose focus and rage for even a second might well tip the....bal...akkkkkkkk. *clutches chest*

Posted by: pep at June 10, 2013 01:42 PM (6TB1Z)

75 See I was right about fixating on that video.  Conservative Monster can't seem to even grok the subtext of the video.    And football is around the corner.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 01:42 PM (AKcpz)

76 "64 23 I guess I was a pre-cog to fixate on this video earlier. http://youtu.be/OOBP2hmubpA Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 05:34 PM (AKcpz) What about you do you want to talk about? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 05:40 PM (sGtp+) " Her interest in the Alan Parsons Project? (And if I had bothered to reinstall Flash or care, I would have something to add. :-P) (Sorry Anna. :-P)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 10, 2013 01:43 PM (hjgKA)

77 You're an NFL corner who can only arm-tackle in the first place, Tim Tebow is about to receive the ball in the flat and two of the NFL's best tight ends are bearing down on you?! Have a nice flight. Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2013 05:41 PM (FcR7P) I got a feelin Jesus loves Tebow as much as Tebow loves him. He'll be just fine.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 01:43 PM (XIxXP)

78 who is the closet gay or gays on ESPN?

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:43 PM (7zSvv)

79 You're an NFL corner who can only arm-tackle in the first place, Tim Tebow is about to receive the ball in the flat and two of the NFL's best tight ends are bearing down on you?! Have a nice flight. *** This is going to be fun!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:43 PM (DPdf7)

80 71 His latest girlfriend was an actress named Lily who is also known for being a virgin. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 05:41 PM (DPdf7) Hyman Roth begs to differ...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 01:43 PM (+98Gb)

81 81 who is the closet gay or gays on ESPN? Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 05:43 PM (7zSvv) Only your NSA knows for sure.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at June 10, 2013 01:43 PM (/b8+5)

82 You only have to hate the Pats when they face the Cowboys in the Super Bowl. Either I, or Jerry Jones, will be dead before the Cowboys see another Superbowl.

Posted by: toby928 at June 10, 2013 01:44 PM (evdj2)

83 Don't you dare wear your religiosity on your sleeve

You can only wear your sexual preferences on your sleeve

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2013 01:44 PM (mCvL4)

84 Both here. LOL

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 01:44 PM (nH8jP)

85 why do people hate Lebron so much, he seems like a quiet guy, not annoying like Kobe either.   all he does is dominate like me in debate and people hate him for his gift.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:44 PM (7zSvv)

86 So much has been said about his throwing mechanics, folks forget what a bruising runner he can be. IIRC, he racked up a lot of rushing yardage in his last year at Florida. Exactly. People talked about "the Bronco's running game" winning all those games. They failed to mention "oh, and roughly half those running yards were by Tim Tebow." I wouldn't know good passing mechanics if I had a computer break-down. I do know that he was winning games. I also know that he throws well enough that you have to be concerned, and runs well enough that you should be afraid.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 01:44 PM (/PCJa)

87 86 Tom Brady is 35 yrs-old Posted by: John Q Public at June 10, 2013 05:44 PM (e8kgV) He still gets to shag Giselle Bundtcake.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 01:44 PM (+98Gb)

88 Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 05:43 PM (7zSvv



Tom meet Snarky the Bear/caustic/curious/cat piss.  Match made in Heaven.  Or Hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 01:45 PM (lVPtV)

89 I'm torn. I hate guns but damn, tebow has some salacious guns.

Posted by: Jason Whitlock at June 10, 2013 01:45 PM (Aif/5)

90 Thought I saw somewhere that some team is moving to London?

Maybe we an important soccer hooligans to our games.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 05:42 PM (+98Gb)


Thinking about moving the Jaguars to London. They will never move a team to L.A. they use that city just tease other cities into stadium funding.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at June 10, 2013 01:45 PM (b9K4P)

91 Another Tebow pic, for the womenz
http://tinyurl.com/3667fa

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 10, 2013 01:45 PM (3+QKS)

92 Talking to each other! Meeting cute! Hot troll on troll action!

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 01:45 PM (nH8jP)

93 To all the Tebow haters, I just want to point out that he took Denver just as far in the playoffs as Peyton Manning did.  They both lost in the second round.

Posted by: Brewer at June 10, 2013 01:45 PM (eV1I0)

94 Either I, or Jerry Jones, will be dead before the Cowboys see another Superbowl. I think you're in trouble. I think Jerry Jones made deals with competing demons- so now he can't die.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 01:45 PM (/PCJa)

95
His latest girlfriend was an actress named Lily who is also known for being a virgin.

***

This virgin?  http://tinyurl.com/q3f6gl9

Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 01:45 PM (a9L+B)

96 87 Both here. LOL



I know.  LOL

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 01:45 PM (lVPtV)

97 well if you are going to accuse espn of featuring a bunch of closet gays you should be forced to name names.  they aren't in the closet if everybody knows though.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:45 PM (7zSvv)

98 Oh God, it's Curious *and* Tom Sawyer. Where's my 151 proof rum?

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at June 10, 2013 01:45 PM (U2UQk)

99 I heard Tom Sawyer has some delicious Internet guns. Mmmmmm.

Posted by: Jason Whitlock at June 10, 2013 01:46 PM (Aif/5)

100 I could see stuart scott being gay.  that's the only I can think of. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:46 PM (7zSvv)

101 "86 Don't you dare wear your religiosity on your sleeve You can only wear your sexual preferences on your sleeve Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2013 05:44 PM (mCvL4) " Well, to be fair, religion is old and busted. Whereas sex has just been invented.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 10, 2013 01:46 PM (hjgKA)

102 Tom meet Snarky the Bear/caustic/curious/cat piss. Match made in Heaven. Or Hell.

Oh, wow.  This could actually be interesting.

. . .

. . .

. . .

Or not.

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 10, 2013 01:46 PM (7vimm)

103 Thinking about moving the Jaguars to London. They will never move a team to L.A. they use that city just tease other cities into stadium funding.

We get stood up by the NBA all the time.

Posted by: The City of San Diego at June 10, 2013 01:47 PM (kqqGm)

104 Shhhh...everyone be quiet and let Tom Sawyer and curious talk. LOL

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 01:47 PM (lVPtV)

105 It's only been like, what, 12 hours? Any new "scandals" to report?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 01:47 PM (+98Gb)

106 Whereas sex has just been invented. It's true.

Posted by: Meggie Megalith at June 10, 2013 01:47 PM (evdj2)

107 ) 78 See I was right about fixating on that video. Conservative Monster can't seem to even grok the subtext of the video. And football is around the corner. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 05:42 PM (AKcpz)

When you strategically drop cosplay pics, you remind me of the girl in the video prancing around trying to steal the moron's attention. = P

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 01:47 PM (v3pYe)

108 Just not interested in the NFL this year.  Too many pussy-rules in place.  The game is being destroyed and I don't want to watch  that happen.

Posted by: Soona at June 10, 2013 01:47 PM (JrLmT)

109 peyton's manning team lost b/c that guy in the secondary played the worst defense ever by anybody to every play football anywhere on that long bomb from flacco.   you can't blame that on peyton although he did have an off game

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:47 PM (7zSvv)

110 81 who is the closet gay or gays on ESPN?

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 05:43 PM (7zSvv)

Why are you so Curious?

/rim shot

Thank you folks, thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, tip your waitresses . . .

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 10, 2013 01:47 PM (7vimm)

111 Shhhh...everyone be quiet and let Tom Sawyer and curious talk. LOL Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 05:47 PM (lVPtV) That's like a monkey FKN a football.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 01:47 PM (XIxXP)

112 Bummed I haven't seen anything impressive today from Apple or MS or EA. I won't to be blown away by some new tech. The Great Stagnation sucks.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 10, 2013 01:48 PM (ZPrif)

113 This virgin? http://tinyurl.com/q3f6gl9 *** that photo isn't of the UF girl, it's actually of her look-a-like, a British actress. By most accounts, he wasn't dating the girl at UF.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:48 PM (DPdf7)

114 "100 well if you are going to accuse espn of featuring a bunch of closet gays you should be forced to name names. they aren't in the closet if everybody knows though. Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 05:45 PM (7zSvv) " 'You should be forced?' Damn it. Another Liberal!

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 10, 2013 01:48 PM (hjgKA)

115 Thinking about moving the Jaguars to London.

Why not Berlin or Frankfort?  Germany was the only place NFL Europe sorta halfway caught on.

Or Toronto, but I suppose they only want the Bills.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 10, 2013 01:48 PM (/kI1Q)

116 I always get the blame.

Posted by: that guy at June 10, 2013 01:48 PM (evdj2)

117
Whereas sex has just been invented.

***

I wouldn't know

Posted by: Tebow's girlfriend with the big ones at June 10, 2013 01:48 PM (a9L+B)

118 the nfl was actually more entertaining when they had those replacement refs. it was pretty funny and then all the serious sports fans and talking heads were wigging out about them. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:48 PM (7zSvv)

119 All right.  It was formatted just fine when I typed it in.

Has Pixy taken a turn in the barrel recently?

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 10, 2013 01:48 PM (7vimm)

120 This virgin? http://tinyurl.com/q3f6gl9
Posted by: Wodeshed

Dear God, that woman makes Kate Upton look like Olive Oyl.

Posted by: pep at June 10, 2013 01:48 PM (6TB1Z)

121 This is going to be fun! I agree. Belichick is going to have a blast being inventive with this.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2013 01:48 PM (FcR7P)

122 peyton's manning team lost b/c that guy in the secondary played the worst defense ever by anybody to every play football anywhere on that long bomb from flacco. you can't blame that on peyton although he did have an off game *** Yet Tebow was supposed to do it all by himself?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:49 PM (DPdf7)

123 Anti-Christian sports media heads explode in 5...4...3...2...1...NOW!

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 10, 2013 01:49 PM (BVkEs)

124 Dammit! I'm not wrong.

Posted by: Josh McDaniels at June 10, 2013 01:49 PM (5nur/)

125 Belichick and Urban Meyer are very good friends. I think they've discussed how he could/should be used in the pros. I think Belichick is doing Meyer a solid and is a smart enough coach to use him in a way that will benefit the team.

Posted by: mare at June 10, 2013 01:49 PM (A98Xu)

126 Yet Tebow was supposed to do it all by himself? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 05:49 PM (DPdf7) Haters gonna Hate.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 01:49 PM (XIxXP)

127 So, another reason to root for season ending injury for Brady. I mean, besides that fact that it's Brady.

Posted by: toby928 at June 10, 2013 01:50 PM (evdj2)

128 http://tinyurl.com/q3f6gl9 Where do you think I'd get in more trouble if I set that as my wallpaper? Home, or work?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 01:50 PM (/PCJa)

129 The Jets were a horrendous fit for Tebow.

Posted by: mare at June 10, 2013 01:50 PM (A98Xu)

130 Thinking about moving the Jaguars to London. *** They aren't moving to London, just playing exhibition games there.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:50 PM (DPdf7)

131 "110 ) 78 See I was right about fixating on that video. Conservative Monster can't seem to even grok the subtext of the video. And football is around the corner. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 05:42 PM (AKcpz) When you strategically drop cosplay pics, you remind me of the girl in the video prancing around trying to steal the moron's attention. = P Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 05:47 PM (v3pYe) " Wait. Forget that stuff. Anna, have you read Stranger in a Strange Land? :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 10, 2013 01:50 PM (hjgKA)

132
He should hate him, I mean he is terrible, what with his Heisman Trophy and 2 NCAA Championships and his work ethic and winning games late despite not being mentored properly in the pro game and such.  Stuff like that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2013 01:50 PM (g5YAm)

133 121 Boy, those little tootsie rolls in the litter box are delicious.

Posted by: Curious Sawyer at June 10, 2013 05:48 PM (vbh31




LOL

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 01:50 PM (lVPtV)

134 Is this turning into a sex thread???

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 10, 2013 01:50 PM (eV1I0)

135 The Jets were a horrendous fit for Tebow. *** They absolutely used him and then threw him away.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:51 PM (DPdf7)

136 It's okay Tom, some of like it in the closet. Makes it more fun. And yummy.

Posted by: Reggie full of Love at June 10, 2013 01:51 PM (Aif/5)

137 Is this turning into a sex thread??? There are some that don't? When? The weekend?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 01:51 PM (/PCJa)

138 Is this turning into a sex thread??? All threads eventually become sex threads - Fluke's Law

Posted by: toby928 at June 10, 2013 01:51 PM (evdj2)

139 The Jets were a horrendous fit for Tebow.

The Jets are a horrendous fit for football players.

Posted by: filbert. Just filbert. at June 10, 2013 01:51 PM (7vimm)

140

wouldn't you guys hate tebow if you went to play tennis with him and he's bowing down after he hits a winner.  LOL,  i'd be serving balls at that prick. 

I think this guy was having sex with all these hot girls throwing themselves at him when he was at florida.  this dude is a liar.  u kno it, and I kno it.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:52 PM (7zSvv)

141 I think Belichick is doing Meyer a solid and is a smart enough coach to use him in a way that will benefit the team.

You're probably right about that.  Just look how he got the sound guys to contribute a few seasons back.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 10, 2013 01:52 PM (4WhSY)

142 Completely O/T: Why am I seeing a Mother's Day ad on the main page?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 01:52 PM (/PCJa)

143
Is this turning into a sex thread???

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 10, 2013 05:50 PM (eV1I0)


***


Put a sock on it, Fluck.


Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 01:52 PM (a9L+B)

144 Tom Sawyer, you closet queer, I offered you some of my sweetness and you gat skeered and ran away.

Posted by: Becky Thatcher at June 10, 2013 01:52 PM (XIxXP)

145

I was just about to push that shithead Tom Sawyer into the Ol' Miss river when Slave Jim stopped me.

 

"Don't Huck," he says. "The Ol' Mississippi is dirty enough. Don't need to be adding anymore shit to him."

Posted by: Huck Finn at June 10, 2013 01:52 PM (PBm/l)

146

I wouldn't know good passing mechanics if I had a computer break-down. I do know that he was winning games. I also know that he throws well enough that you have to be concerned, and runs well enough that you should be afraid.

 

Quick rundown of his   throwing "fault":   he'll raise the ball up from his side (around his waist) instead   of holding the ball   closer to his shoulder or chest. The extra distance means a nanosecond or two of extra time, which in the NFL is  enough  to get sacked.

 

IMO, it's nitpicking, the guy is a great quarterback and all around nice guy. I  know someone who's  a  friend of the Tebow family and she says he's the real deal. That's good enough for me.

 

I don't understand all the Tebow h8. I mean,  I do, but I don't. I can't find anything wrong with  the kid.  As a role model,  you could do a lot worse.

 

 

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 01:52 PM (0HooB)

147 I always thought this website was more pro-gay than many quarters of the conservative media.  but the vile anti-gay attacks and "jokes" are on par with the easy use of terms like wetback even if we stipulate wetback was used in a historic context. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:53 PM (7zSvv)

148 Geez.  One look at catpiss and Tom Sawyer's outta here.

Posted by: Soona at June 10, 2013 01:53 PM (JrLmT)

149 Better watch out for Tom guys, he's been kicking ass since I was relevant. I like the cute way you drop letters from some words Tom. So cool! Lolol.

Posted by: Sporty Spice at June 10, 2013 01:53 PM (Aif/5)

150 well, I liked him in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. If someone wants to pay him to play football, let them!

Posted by: mallfly, connoisseur at June 10, 2013 01:53 PM (bJm7W)

151 90 86 Tom Brady is 35 yrs-old Posted by: John Q Public at June 10, 2013 05:44 PM (e8kgV) He still gets to shag Giselle Bundtcake. I thought it was pound cake

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at June 10, 2013 01:53 PM (HVff2)

152 Why am I seeing a Mother's Day ad on the main page? Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 05:52 PM (/PCJa) Cause fathers are all stupid and useless, don't you read the paper?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 01:54 PM (XIxXP)

153 He should hate him, I mean he is terrible, what with his Heisman Trophy and 2 NCAA Championships and his work ethic and winning games late despite not being mentored properly in the pro game and such. Stuff like that. *** he's just AWFUL! Winning in Denver like that despite Elway's obvious disdain. A good, Christian boy like that. Nobody should ever want their son to look up to him what, with the likes of Ray Lewis around.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:54 PM (DPdf7)

154 "The Jets are a horrendous fit for football players." Huh, good point.

Posted by: mare at June 10, 2013 01:54 PM (A98Xu)

155 my above comment only refers to in the comments section, not the actually blog/website content. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:54 PM (7zSvv)

156
Why is erg pretending to be a story book character?  He must like using the N word alot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2013 01:54 PM (g5YAm)

157 I can't find anything wrong with the kid. As a role model, you could do a lot worse. Well, I think you've struck on the problem. One thing the celebrity society can't have is someone who really is good, and honest, and decent. Such a person's very existence would prove how hollow and empty the rest are.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 01:54 PM (/PCJa)

158 "150 I wouldn't know good passing mechanics if I had a computer break-down. I do know that he was winning games. I also know that he throws well enough that you have to be concerned, and runs well enough that you should be afraid. Quick rundown of his throwing "fault": he'll raise the ball up from his side (around his waist) instead of holding the ball closer to his shoulder or chest. The extra distance means a nanosecond or two of extra time, which in the NFL is enough to get sacked. IMO, it's nitpicking, the guy is a great quarterback and all around nice guy. I know someone who's a friend of the Tebow family and she says he's the real deal. That's good enough for me. I don't understand all the Tebow h8. I mean, I do, but I don't. I can't find anything wrong with the kid. As a role model, you could do a lot worse. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 05:52 PM (0HooB) " Well, that last paragraph probably has something to do with it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 10, 2013 01:54 PM (hjgKA)

159 Totally OT: AnnaPuma will appreciate this. A WW2 Luftwaffe Do-17 bomber shot down during the Battle of Britain was raised from the Thames. On its way to the RAF museum for restoration. Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 01:55 PM (+98Gb)

160 You tell these nativist, Hispanic hating scum Tom. You're my hero.

Posted by: Hector, teller of troof and full of fax! at June 10, 2013 01:55 PM (Aif/5)

161 I think a lot of Christians overlook tebow's flaws as a qb.  they lionize him while he is demonized by liberals. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:55 PM (7zSvv)

162 The worst part about Tebow going to the Patriots? I have to root for them now.

Posted by: mare at June 10, 2013 01:55 PM (A98Xu)

163 If raykon can get TB'ed surely Maet can rid of us of this inane prattler. Light up the bat Signal.

Posted by: toby928 at June 10, 2013 01:55 PM (evdj2)

164 Anyone watching Beck?  I'm just hearing a lovely classical composition.  Are they showing pictures or something?

Posted by: plastic surgeons of the world at June 10, 2013 01:55 PM (/b8+5)

165 158 "The Jets are a horrendous fit for football players." Huh, good point. Posted by: mare at June 10, 2013 05:54 PM (A98Xu) Coach Krupke sucks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 01:55 PM (+98Gb)

166 Such a person's very existence would prove how hollow and empty the rest are. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 05:54 PM (/PCJa) You spoke a book there my friend.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 01:56 PM (XIxXP)

167 77 Ace, I am disappointed in you. Deeply, deeply disappointed. There are important things happening. Very important things. To lose focus and rage for even a second might well tip the....bal...akkkkkkkk. *clutches chest*
Posted by: pep at June 10, 2013 05:42 PM

Now you did it! He's DEAD, Ace!

Posted by: Dr Leonard McCoy at June 10, 2013 01:56 PM (mCvL4)

168 Ah.  Now "Tom Sawyer" sees the violence inherent in the system.

Posted by: Michael Palin as Dennis at June 10, 2013 01:56 PM (7vimm)

169 wouldn't you guys hate tebow if you went to play tennis with him and he's bowing down after he hits a winner. LOL, i'd be serving balls at that prick. I think this guy was having sex with all these hot girls throwing themselves at him when he was at florida. this dude is a liar. u kno it, and I kno it. *** Fuck you. You know no such fucking thing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:56 PM (DPdf7)

170 Nobody should ever want their son to look up to him what, with the likes of Ray Lewis around.

Or Antonio Cromartie.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 10, 2013 01:56 PM (/kI1Q)

171 Shhhh...everyone be quiet and let Tom Sawyer and curious talk. LOL

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 05:47 PM (lVPtV)

 

Saw them on Fashion Queens fliiping past Bravo last night.

Posted by: LOL at June 10, 2013 01:56 PM (wAQA5)

172
I know mare, rooting for the Patriots is gonna be something tough to swallow.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2013 01:56 PM (g5YAm)

173 Exit the warrior Today's Tom Sawyer He gets high on you And the energy you trade He gets right on to the friction of the day Rush(the band) fan no doubt. OFA is now recruiting north of the border. Do they pay in Canadian?

Posted by: Golfman In NC at June 10, 2013 01:56 PM (FHlHT)

174

hector, I only talked about the use of "wetback"  never said nativist.  don't get it twisted.

 

Posh SPice was always my favorite.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:57 PM (7zSvv)

175 169 Anyone watching Beck? I'm just hearing a lovely classical composition. Are they showing pictures or something?

Posted by: plastic surgeons of the world at June 10, 2013 05:55 PM (/b8+5




Stick with a nic, curious.  Jeebus, the stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 01:57 PM (lVPtV)

176 163 Totally OT: 
AnnaPuma will appreciate this. A WW2 Luftwaffe Do-17 bomber shot down during the Battle of Britain was raised from the Thames. On its way to the RAF museum for restoration. 
Wow. 

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 05:55 PM (+98Gb)


Why is the German plane going to a British museum?   Is there some obscure rule that you keep what you kill?   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 01:57 PM (sGtp+)

177 Why is the German plane going to a British museum? Is there some obscure rule that you keep what you kill? No. But there's a very well-known rule that you keep what you dig up.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 01:57 PM (/PCJa)

178 No. But there's a very well-known rule that you keep what you dig up. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 05:57 PM (/PCJa) Yep, something about finders keepers losers weepers.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 01:58 PM (XIxXP)

179 A modern-day warrior Mean mean stride, Today's Tom Sawyer Mean mean pride. Doodoo-doodoo-doodoo Doodoo-doodoo-doodoo

Posted by: jakeman at June 10, 2013 01:58 PM (96M6e)

180 Tebow to the Patriots? Good. My soul needed a smile today.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 10, 2013 01:58 PM (GEICT)

181 181 Why is the German plane going to a British museum? Is there some obscure rule that you keep what you kill? Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 05:57 PM (sGtp+) Unless you are being sarcastic, I have no idea. It's on British soil and a British firm salvaged it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 01:59 PM (+98Gb)

182 Conservative Monster, nyah?
http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/06/11/no-933/page/9/

Long ago.  And the answer is no.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 01:59 PM (AKcpz)

183

dead horse,

you a female or a guy?  you seem a little emotionally attached to timmy tebow.  i'm glad he's getting a shot to play for a coach who could work into a system though.

if tebow made it through his florida days as a star qb on the football team he really is jesus.  I seen sorry players on the Clemson basketball team have girls throwing themselves at them.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 01:59 PM (7zSvv)

184 Tebow to the Patriots? Good. My soul needed a smile today. *** Smiles all around!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 01:59 PM (DPdf7)

185 Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 10, 2013 01:59 PM (hjgKA)

186 "So much has been said about his throwing mechanics, folks forget what a bruising runner he can be."

There was a comment to the effect that while the Jets were stupidly wasting his talents, Tebow spent every free hour of his personal time working diligently with outside throwing coaches. They apparently figured out pretty quickly what he had to improve mechanics-wise, and he practiced that until he had it completely mastered.

Guy has a work ethic. A serious, tough, demanding work ethic. That counts for a lot.

If Tebow succeeds in the Pats system, and I suspect he may do so, the respective managements of the Broncos and Jets are going to look awfully stupid.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 10, 2013 01:59 PM (gqT4g)

187 Smiles all around!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 05:59 PM (DPdf7)


Peaches hasn't checked in yet.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 10, 2013 02:00 PM (X6akg)

188 I'm your huckleberry....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 02:00 PM (+98Gb)

189 How long must this go on? Serious you guys!

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:00 PM (nH8jP)

190 Next he'll write a book, it'll be a best seller and then on to politics.

Posted by: plastic surgeons of the world at June 10, 2013 02:00 PM (/b8+5)

191 Tim Tebow is simply too good an athlete not to use him somewhere on an NFL team. I suspect he makes a good part time slot receiver who creates real match up problems for a defense. The Pats will use him effectively.

Posted by: [/i] An Observation at June 10, 2013 02:00 PM (ylhEn)

192 dead horse, you a female or a guy? you seem a little emotionally attached to timmy tebow. i'm glad he's getting a shot to play for a coach who could work into a system though. if tebow made it through his florida days as a star qb on the football team he really is jesus. I seen sorry players on the Clemson basketball team have girls throwing themselves at them. *** Just because you have no grasp of self-control does not mean that others do not.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:00 PM (DPdf7)

193 BREAKING : Jets retaliate against Jets, sign Ryan Leaf.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 10, 2013 02:00 PM (3+QKS)

194 Can't wait to hear Levin's head utterly explode. Should be some epic rants tonight.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 02:00 PM (+98Gb)

195 Congratulations, Horde.  We have the two dumbest trolls on the internet. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:01 PM (lVPtV)

196 Ah, so that's why every lefty football fan on facebook I know was shitting their collective pants today. Lucky for me I don't give a good goddamn about football.

Posted by: FART at June 10, 2013 02:01 PM (erQJO)

197 Though his mind is not for rent, Don't put him down as arrogant. His reserve, a quiet defense, Riding out the day's events.

Posted by: jakeman at June 10, 2013 02:01 PM (96M6e)

198 I lost a couple of five dollar bets that no one would sign Tebow before the season started. I do wish he could have signed with a team where he could have started. End the controversy once and for all. Limited playing time tells you nothing.

Posted by: polynikes at June 10, 2013 02:01 PM (drXjQ)

199 BREAKING : Jets retaliate against Jets, sign Ryan Leaf. Posted by: Dr Spank at June 10, 2013 06:00 PM (3+QKS) LOL, I read that as Leif Garret.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 02:01 PM (XIxXP)

200 They lost Welker in the off season. How do you replace Welker? You find someone with the same talents who is bigger. Tebow will play the same role as Welker. Belichick is a genius.

Posted by: OldSailor88 at June 10, 2013 02:01 PM (2oNjs)

201 187 Conservative Monster, nyah?
http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/06/11/no-933/page/9/ 
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 05:59 PM (AKcpz)

Such a giver. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 02:01 PM (v3pYe)

202 Ride the pine for a couple seasons with Brady and the Boss whispering in your ear. Ideal training situation. I hope Tebow wins a handful of rings.

Posted by: nip at June 10, 2013 02:01 PM (lGVXf)

203 No CAPS til Clemson. That explains it.

Posted by: Golfman In NC at June 10, 2013 02:02 PM (FHlHT)

204 Why is the German plane going to a British museum? Is there some obscure rule that you keep what you kill? Think of it as a Nazi plane instead.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2013 02:02 PM (FcR7P)

205 I know of the Flying Pencil you speak of.  Shot down during Battle of Britain IIRC.  Crash landed on a sand bank in a river and the sand swallowed it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 02:02 PM (AKcpz)

206 I seen sorry players on the Clemson basketball team have girls throwing themselves at them. -------- Such a towering intellectual. I am in awe. Can you go back to calling them racists so this half stock becomes a full erection?

Posted by: Hector, teller of troof and full of fax! at June 10, 2013 02:02 PM (Aif/5)

207 200 Congratulations, Horde. We have the two dumbest trolls on the internet. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 06:01 PM (lVPtV) They used to be so much better, n'est pas? Tepid Air has a couple of winners (ernesto and CRR6) who put these clowns to shame.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 02:02 PM (+98Gb)

208 They lost Welker in the off season. How do you replace Welker? You find someone with the same talents who is bigger. Tebow will play the same role as Welker. Belichick is a genius. *** He may be a starter after all.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:02 PM (DPdf7)

209 >>> I suspect he makes a good part time slot receiver who creates real match up problems for a defense. The Pats will use him effectively Randy Moss played deep back(nickel?) on D sometimes.

Posted by: fluffy at June 10, 2013 02:03 PM (1766N)

210 Must buy Booze. Later rons.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 02:03 PM (XIxXP)

211 204 BREAKING : Jets retaliate against Jets, sign Ryan Leaf. Posted by: Dr Spank at June 10, 2013 06:00 PM (3+QKS) LOL, I read that as Leif Garret. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 06:01 PM (XIxXP) Todd Bridges and a crack dealer to be named later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 02:03 PM (+98Gb)

212

dead horse my will is good but tebow probably had a lot more hotties throwing themselves at him b/c he is the star QB at college.  he doesn't really strike me as an "innocent" either, little cocky. 

i'm talking about women that look as good or better than that Alabama qb's girlfriend.   tebow was turning that down over and over and over while at florida?  C'mon man.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:03 PM (7zSvv)

213
Congratulations, Horde. We have the two dumbest trolls on the internet.

***

Oddly enough, their self-esteem doesn't appear to suffer from their idiocy.

Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 02:04 PM (a9L+B)

214 165. No, we don't. I am not a Tim Tebow apologist, but I have yet to see anything that he has done wrong. I do agree that he is not the typical NFL QB but I assume any NFLteam that considers him has enough brains to know his strengths and weaknesses. What is pretty clear from the teams he has been a member of, is that he is a good teammate. He shows up, he practices hard, he does not complain, etc. there are no coaches that have complained about him from that aspect.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 10, 2013 02:04 PM (n8LUb)

215 Oddly enough, their self-esteem doesn't appear to suffer from their idiocy. {/sarc} Here. You dropped this.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:04 PM (/PCJa)

216 Self knowledge is not in their skill set

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:04 PM (nH8jP)

217 218 Oddly enough, their self-esteem doesn't appear to suffer from their idiocy. Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 06:04 PM (a9L+B) If it did, then they wouldn't be trolls, I guess.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 02:04 PM (+98Gb)

218 BREAKING : Jets retaliate against Jets, sign Ryan Leaf.

What, on work release? He's in prison in Montana.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 10, 2013 02:04 PM (/kI1Q)

219 Why is the German plane going to a British museum? Is there some obscure rule that you keep what you kill?


I should be in Cairo but the beer in Berlin ist viel besser.

Posted by: Nefertiti's Painted Head at June 10, 2013 02:04 PM (8ZskC)

220
One other great thing about Tebow, its an easy hit whore for bloggers around America.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2013 02:05 PM (g5YAm)

221
Oddly enough, their self-esteem doesn't appear to suffer from their idiocy.

Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 06:04 PM (a9L+B




They have that in common with TFG.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:05 PM (lVPtV)

222 Tom, you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground. Again. Just because you cannot conceive of self-control does not mean that he or anyone else cannot.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:05 PM (DPdf7)

223 221 Self knowledge is not in their skill set Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 06:04 PM (nH8jP) Smelling their farts and harvesting naval lint does not count.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 02:05 PM (+98Gb)

224

Well, I think you've struck on the problem. One thing the celebrity society can't have is someone who really is good, and honest, and decent.


Such a person's very existence would prove how hollow and empty the rest are.

 

You   got that right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 02:05 PM (0HooB)

225 224 Why is the German plane going to a British museum? Is there some obscure rule that you keep what you kill?

Did they hire chuckie shoo mer to get it for them?

Posted by: Caustic at June 10, 2013 02:05 PM (/b8+5)

226 Tebow will most likely be utilized when the Pats are up 45-0 in the second half.

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 10, 2013 02:05 PM (BVkEs)

227 BREAKING: Jets Sign Todd Marinovich!

Posted by: jakeman at June 10, 2013 02:05 PM (96M6e)

228 You got that right. It seems it would cause an existential crisis for trolldom, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:06 PM (/PCJa)

229 tebow's problem is he can't complete short passes  but he can hit the bomb throws.  that is why the offense would always stagnate with him but then he could pull out some wins if the defense kept them in it.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:06 PM (7zSvv)

230 BREAKING: Catpiss meter has moved from Snarky to Caustic. 

Posted by: Cicero, DOCTOR of Jurisprudence and Shit at June 10, 2013 02:06 PM (8ZskC)

231
Does Tebow have the quickness of a Welker?

Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 02:06 PM (a9L+B)

232 It seems it would cause an existential crisis for trolldom, too. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 06:06 PM (/PCJa) That's way too many syllables for the trolls to follow.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 10, 2013 02:07 PM (GEICT)

233 Tebow will most likely be utilized when the Pats are up 45-0 in the second half. ******* That means he'll take more snaps than Sanchez this season. Epic move by Tebow.

Posted by: OldSailor88 at June 10, 2013 02:07 PM (2oNjs)

234 Read a bunch of the comments but not all. For all you Tebow haters who want to claim it's because he can't throw, no arm, terrible mechanics,,, whatever. There was another guy who was talked about like that when he got to the league years,,, and years ago. But the thing was, he was a football player. Oh yeah, he also had a guy named Jerry Rice to throw to.

Posted by: teej at June 10, 2013 02:07 PM (AoY8i)

235 To me he's a good guy, who works hard and deserves a break. He's not going to hurt the team other than Rob Gronkowski's feeling uncomfortable about his skankathon around the locker room.

Posted by: mare at June 10, 2013 02:07 PM (A98Xu)

236 Where'd Welker go?  I remember seeing/hearing about it but didn't focus on it.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 10, 2013 02:07 PM (X6akg)

237 Rob al Kafir ‏@robfit 4m >>Navy Veteran and Conservative Blogger Announces Congressional Run Against Loudmouth Lib Alan Grayson (Video) http://shar.es/wQruM

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:08 PM (DPdf7)

238

dead horse, let me know if you are a man or a woman. either way you will reveal something.

tebow's his own worse enemy b/c he would be better fit for non-qb position but he insists he must play qb.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:08 PM (7zSvv)

239 That's way too many syllables for the trolls to follow. Are you suggesting my application of the lexicon is too incomprehensible for our more obtuse-minded readers? That's kind of the point, actually.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:08 PM (/PCJa)

240 232 BREAKING: Jets Sign Todd Marinovich! Posted by: jakeman at June 10, 2013 06:05 PM (96M6e) HA!

Posted by: mare at June 10, 2013 02:08 PM (A98Xu)

241

I WAS AGAINST TEBOW BEFORE I WAS FOR HIM!!!!ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: Bill BelliKerry at June 10, 2013 02:08 PM (PLOz8)

242 Welker went to Denver, Tami. *spits*

Posted by: jakeman at June 10, 2013 02:08 PM (96M6e)

243 reality is if tebow was black with same skillset you would be talking about affirmative action if he wanted to play QB. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:09 PM (7zSvv)

244 Does Tebow have the quickness of a Welker? *** His vertical jump is off the charts.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:09 PM (DPdf7)

245 We should run a combine for trolls, compare the skill sets. We could measure vocabulary, snark level, profanity, originality, speed, repetition and stupidity.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:09 PM (nH8jP)

246 242 Rob al Kafir ‏@robfit 4m
>>Navy Veteran and Conservative Blogger Announces Congressional Run Against Loudmouth Lib Alan Grayson (Video) http://shar.es/wQruM

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 06:08 PM (DPdf7




Good.  Grayson is an evil SOB. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:09 PM (lVPtV)

247 247 Welker went to Denver, Tami. *spits*

Posted by: jakeman at June 10, 2013 06:08 PM (96M6e)



Ironic.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 10, 2013 02:09 PM (X6akg)

248 Welker went to Denver, Tami. *spits* So maybe hiring Tebow is a big FU to Elway?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:09 PM (/PCJa)

249 That's it baby, call them racists. Ohhhhh yeah.

Posted by: Erg at June 10, 2013 02:10 PM (Aif/5)

250 250 We should run a combine for trolls, compare the skill sets. We could measure vocabulary, snark level, profanity, originality, speed, repetition and stupidity.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 06:09 PM (nH8jP)


There's already a Special Olympics.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 10, 2013 02:10 PM (X6akg)

251 Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 06:08 PM (7zSvv)


----

Let us know if you're a jackass or a dumbass. Either way.....

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 10, 2013 02:10 PM (BVkEs)

252

the guy who replaced welker is lot better than welker. 

welker isn't a great playoff WR especially as the primary one.  he will much better fit in Denver.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:10 PM (7zSvv)

253
Breaking:  Broncos sign Snoop Dogg as backup to Manning.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2013 02:10 PM (g5YAm)

254 *sigh* I stayed here way too late last night playing whack-a-mole with one of these two. Think I'll sit this one out. As you were.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 10, 2013 02:10 PM (4Mv1T)

255 If your elocution is obtuse, then there is no point to fixate upon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 02:10 PM (AKcpz)

256 Tommy and curious sitting in a tree...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:10 PM (lVPtV)

257 Oh and accusations of racism.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:10 PM (nH8jP)

258 dead horse, let me know if you are a man or a woman. either way you will reveal something. tebow's his own worse enemy b/c he would be better fit for non-qb position but he insists he must play qb. **** We are talking about football and my gender bears no relevancy here. If I am male, you will call me ghey and if female you will say I have a crush. You are too transparent.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:11 PM (DPdf7)

259 Does Tebow have the quickness of a Welker? Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 06:06 PM (a9L+B) He can fucking move for a guy his size. I was at a Florida game back when he was there. Pregame warmup. He's in the endzone jogging around. He comes sprinting up the sideline, full out. A couple yards in front of him, a ball boy stepped out in front of him. I audibly gasped thinking this guy is going to get obliterated. Tebow cuts left and then right. Right around him, never broke stride.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 10, 2013 02:11 PM (GEICT)

260 So maybe hiring Tebow is a big FU to Elway? ********* No, Tebow is a big FU to Ryan and the Jets. My prediction is 21 points by the Brady/Tebow combo every time the Pats and Jets play.

Posted by: OldSailor88 at June 10, 2013 02:11 PM (2oNjs)

261 234 OMG! We have an armchair NFL General Manager / talent analyst in our midst. I know I came into AoS HQ for a reason.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 10, 2013 02:11 PM (n8LUb)

262   No. But there's a very well-known rule that you keep what you dig up. 
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 05:57 PM (/PCJa)

Unless you are being sarcastic, I have no idea. It's on British soil and a British firm salvaged it. 
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2013 05:59 PM (+98Gb)


Slightly tongue in cheek movie reference, though I have vague recollections of there being complicated rules for salvaging wrecks.  (legally, you don't get to claim something just because you grabbed it) 

That said, the "real owners" would be Nazi Germany, and they're not around to contest ownership.   The Brits could prolly claim it as a war trophy, too.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 02:11 PM (sGtp+)

263 the guy who replaced welker is lot better than welker. welker isn't a great playoff WR especially as the primary one. he will much better fit in Denver. Did you know this comment makes no more sense read upside-down or backwards? I mean, I'm pretty sure that's English, but I don't think the words actually go together the way the troll put them together.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:11 PM (/PCJa)

264
I suspect that this is mostly about talent vs. payroll, as many of these decisions are.  Patriots, with their success, have to choose whom to reward and whom to give up.  I suspect that Tebow represented talent on the cheap.

Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 02:11 PM (a9L+B)

265 We should run a combine for trolls, compare the skill sets. We could measure vocabulary, snark level, profanity, originality, speed, repetition and stupidity. This is a fine idea. Maybe this fall, some enterprising Moron could put together a Troll Playoff Bracket.

Posted by: jakeman at June 10, 2013 02:11 PM (96M6e)

266
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2013 06:10 PM (X6akg) <<<<<<<<<<


That's Gold, Jerry!  Gold!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2013 02:12 PM (g5YAm)

267 Good. Grayson is an evil SOB. *** I hate the guy and hate him even more for taking West out of office.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:12 PM (DPdf7)

268

i'm not anti-tebow, i'm anti-brown nosing tebow cuz he has obvious flaws.

he should have switched positions and he could have been working to get better at that these years rather than hoping to play a little as backup qb.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:12 PM (7zSvv)

269 There's already a Special Olympics.

Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2013 06:10 PM (X6akg)

 

 

 

Hey now, that's an insult to all the Special Olympians out there!  I don't think Oscar Pistorious would appreciate you saying that!!!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at June 10, 2013 02:12 PM (PLOz8)

270 He still gets to shag Giselle Bundtcake. Hopefully with a gag in her mouth. She's a huge fan of Communism and not shy about saying so.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2013 02:12 PM (OevbG)

271

Guy has a work ethic. A serious, tough, demanding work ethic. That counts for a lot.


If Tebow succeeds in the Pats system, and I suspect he may do so, the respective managements of the Broncos and Jets are going to look awfully stupid.

 

Agreed.  I  hope their decisions come back to bite them. Hard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 02:13 PM (0HooB)

272 Tami, is that the Gaylord Focker Special Olympics?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 02:13 PM (AKcpz)

273 Did you know this comment makes no more sense read upside-down or backwards? ------- I am a towering, witty intellectual and you will respect me.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:13 PM (Aif/5)

274 Tom, do you like cats?  Lots and lots of cats?  Would you be willing to relocate to NYC?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:13 PM (lVPtV)

275

dead horse,

i'm the one who took these guys to task for using anti-gay slurs.

nothing wrong with being attracted to tebow. he's handsome young man.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:13 PM (7zSvv)

276 He needs to play for a team in the South, where God is not a dirty word.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 10, 2013 02:13 PM (OZmbA)

277

I hate the guy and hate him even more for taking West out of office.

 

 

 

There were some, ahem, "irregularities" in that election too.

Posted by: runningrn at June 10, 2013 02:13 PM (PLOz8)

278 Tom Sawyer, I think part of the resistance you are meeting when you are trying so hard to just be one of the regulars here has to do with your punctuation. If you are using an Android device maybe you should add an autofellate app.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 10, 2013 02:14 PM (pxDth)

279 I know someone a lot like our current Troll; my acquaintance is a.d.d. and he did a lot of acid. That is not a good combination.
 

Posted by: [/i] An Observation at June 10, 2013 02:14 PM (ylhEn)

280 There were some, ahem,"irregularities" in that election too. Posted by: runningrn at June 10, 2013 06:13 PM (PLOz Yeah. The Florida Republican Part inexplicably fucked West with redistricting. Gave away a seat.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 10, 2013 02:14 PM (GEICT)

281 The trolls (or whatever they are) are actually accomplishing exactly what is intended. They power shit on almost every thread and derail the discussion. Yeah, but it's been a while since the Horde has enjoyed a good troll-baiting. Let us have our fun. Nobody (important) gets hurt.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:14 PM (/PCJa)

282 tebow is going to be 40 and you guys will still be saying the same thing. what is this, like his 5th year in the league and he played not at all last year?  he's almost an old man by nfl standards. LOL

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:15 PM (7zSvv)

283

Posted by: Occam Sawyer @ 41

 

Thank you!

Posted by: Cheri at June 10, 2013 02:15 PM (G+Wff)

284 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 10, 2013 06:14 PM (pxDth



Damn, that's funny. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:15 PM (lVPtV)

285 I just checked. Tebow's vertical jump is 38.5". That is explosive.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:15 PM (DPdf7)

286 my acquaintance is a.d.d. and he did a lot of acid. That is not a good combination. Oh. Oh, my. My son is ADD (well ADHD). I can't even imagine...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:15 PM (/PCJa)

287 Knowing Belichick, I bet there's plenty of video of him NOT saying he hates Tebow.

Bet he's a big fan of PRISM and has found a way to tap into their database to watch other teams practice.

Posted by: keninnorcal at June 10, 2013 02:15 PM (A6cQA)

288 NDH Hate the republicans for screwing LTC West. Redistricing and all.

Posted by: Golfman In NC at June 10, 2013 02:16 PM (/djtm)

289 Bet he's a big fan of PRISM and has found a way to tap into their database to watch other teams practice. Does that count as "crossing the memes?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:16 PM (/PCJa)

290 There were some, ahem,"irregularities" in that election too. *** West put up a valiant fight to expose those irregularities.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:16 PM (DPdf7)

291 BC beat me to it.

Posted by: Golfman In NC at June 10, 2013 02:17 PM (/djtm)

292 283 The trolls (or whatever they are) are actually accomplishing exactly what is intended. They power shit on almost every thread and derail the discussion. 

Posted by: The Third Horesman Of The Apocalypse at June 10, 2013 06:13 PM (vbh31)


Hey everyone, we need to get back on topic. 

Tebow!  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 02:17 PM (sGtp+)

293 Why couldn't it have been Dallas? Sorry, missed this earlier: Because he wanted to go somewhere he might win?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:17 PM (/PCJa)

294 Ambassador funneling info to his reporter mistress? Dilpomat in Europe soliciting prostitutes and minors? Bet it was the love that dare not speak its name.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:18 PM (nH8jP)

295 Hate the republicans for screwing LTC West. Redistricing and all. *** I have to admit to not being well-versed as to just how the redistricting impacted him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:18 PM (DPdf7)

296 Yes, it brings out a lot of good snark and some good laughs. But isn't the kind of a law of diminishing returns with this? Eventually. But that makes a "fluff" thread a perfect time to do it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:18 PM (/PCJa)

297 Rosen on Fox says there is an ambassador in Europe who has been caught repeatedly soliciting prostitutes and underage girls for sex. Rosen says they are witholding the name at this time. Story was about Hillary and her minions hiding State Dept scandals -- especially prostitution scandals.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 10, 2013 02:18 PM (ZPrif)

298

tebow's problem is he never was forced to develop the ability to throw accurately in high school and college b/c he was so athletic but you can't get away with that in nfl against nfl speed.

he's kind of like the big guys in the nba who can't shoot at all.  they never were forced to get good at it cuz they could just use their height and size to score at the rim.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:18 PM (7zSvv)

299 The trolls (or whatever they are) are actually accomplishing exactly what is intended. Proving the terminal stupidity of the Left?

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2013 02:19 PM (FcR7P)

300 Joe he dint say girls. He said minors. That a tip off.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:19 PM (nH8jP)

301 Seriously, Fox just reported one of our ambassadors in Europe is repeatedly, systematically raping children. Seems like a big deal.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 10, 2013 02:20 PM (ZPrif)

302

Remember OLAF the TROLL on BUFFY, and how he used INSANE TROLL logic until ANYA banished him into another dimension?

Posted by: SpurCaveWingJohnson at June 10, 2013 02:20 PM (7jR6E)

303 tebow is more openly religious than most people in the south especially people under 40.  I never seen anybody bow after a good play in sports.  this guy can spit out some scripture on a dime too, you don't see too many people in the south who got it memorized like that. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:21 PM (7zSvv)

304 So we have a NAMBLA ambassador in Europe? Jesus.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 10, 2013 02:21 PM (ZPrif)

305

Proving the terminal stupidity of the Left?

 

Among many, many other things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 02:21 PM (0HooB)

306 I have to admit to not being well-versed as to just how the redistricting impacted him. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 06:18 PM (DPdf7) Here ya go NDH. http://tinyurl.com/6ltslhz

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 10, 2013 02:21 PM (GEICT)

307 305 if we're moving to NBA analytics, can you please break down LeBron's shortcomings?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 10, 2013 02:21 PM (n8LUb)

308 Why is Beck going to Washington tomorrow?  Meeting with the Prez?

Posted by: Caustic at June 10, 2013 02:21 PM (/b8+5)

309 Oh, oh. A Christian working for the Patriots. They'd better all expect audits. (And having their phone lines tapped.)

Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2013 02:21 PM (9+vDU)

310

As i posted in the last thread, for the love of God, please ignoreit / them.  If they were entertaining we could have fun but they are not.  Reading the bad grammar on top of the ignorance is beyond tedious.

Posted by: Cheri at June 10, 2013 02:21 PM (G+Wff)

311 304 Rosen on Fox says there is an ambassador in Europe who has been caught repeatedly soliciting prostitutes and underage girls for sex.
Rosen says they are witholding the name at this time.
Story was about Hillary and her minions hiding State Dept scandals -- especially prostitution scandals.



drip, drip, drip...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:21 PM (lVPtV)

312 #3, surprised it wasn't Dallas who signed him. 

I'm a Tebow fan and I hope he does well with the Patriots.  I also love that his selection makes heads explode on ESPN. 

Posted by: Theresa (D) at June 10, 2013 02:21 PM (HJ/rT)

313 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 10, 2013 06:18 PM (ZPrif) *** Ace did a thread about it earlier.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:22 PM (DPdf7)

314 yeah, Rosen didn't say "girls". I just assumed it. He said "minors". So likely a NAMBLA situation.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 10, 2013 02:22 PM (ZPrif)

315 did patriots pick up a good down the field wr?  seems like that is what they been missing.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:22 PM (7zSvv)

316 Seriously, Fox just reported one of our ambassadors in Europe is repeatedly, systematically raping children.

Maybe he can get a job as a UN "Peacekeeper."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 10, 2013 02:23 PM (/kI1Q)

317 I saw the prostitutes part, not the minors part.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:23 PM (nH8jP)

318 Thanks, BC

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:23 PM (DPdf7)

319 Menendez got an ambassadorship?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 02:24 PM (0HooB)

320 And Fox made it clear they know the Ambassador's name. Just not releasing it yet till they can verify the story.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 10, 2013 02:24 PM (ZPrif)

321 I saw the prostitutes part, not the minors part. What is it with these sickos?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:24 PM (/PCJa)

322 Belichick and Urban Meyer are very good friends. I think they've discussed how he could/should be used in the pros.

I think Belichick is doing Meyer a solid and is a smart enough coach to use him in a way that will benefit the team.

Posted by: mare at June 10, 2013 05:49 PM (A98Xu)



I hate Belichick with the heat of a billion supernovas but this is a brilliant move on his part.  He loves to get guys that the geniuses in the league, the ones who valued Ryan Leaf highly while HOF Kurt Warner was bagging groceries, take a powder on and then figure out a way to use them to kick their pansy asses.  Like the idiots on the Browns who will go with borderline retard Brandon Weeden and Jason Candle backing him up at QB; that should work well.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2013 02:24 PM (WMiAD)

323 The stupidity is burns.  California elementary school tries a Toy Gun buy back program.
http://tinyurl.com/l6rbscn

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 02:25 PM (AKcpz)

324 The minors part was the very end of Rosen's segment.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 10, 2013 02:25 PM (ZPrif)

325 C'mon, who hasn't solicited Russian prostitutes after looking at Hillary all day?

Posted by: Craig Poe at June 10, 2013 02:25 PM (BVkEs)

326 LeBron has no shortcomings other than being too unselfish at times. statistically he's the best player of all time.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:26 PM (7zSvv)

327
Watch lying dumbass debate dumbass liar.

http://tinyurl.com/mg8p9sk

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2013 02:26 PM (g5YAm)

328 Heard an interview today, are there any folks working for the DOS who don't also work for other alphabet agencies?

Posted by: Caustic at June 10, 2013 02:26 PM (/b8+5)

329 Didn't Josh McDaniel end up back with the Pats after Denver fired him? Wonder if he was influential in the Tebow signing.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 10, 2013 02:27 PM (pxDth)

330 If y'all haven't seen it today, XKCD is classic. http://xkcd.com/1223/

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:27 PM (/PCJa)

331 I saw the prostitutes part, not the minors part. *** You're right. It's not there. Fox just reported it?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:27 PM (DPdf7)

332 Can't wait to see that dickweed Colin Cowherd crap his pants because he is in love with Tom Brady and doesn't respect Tebow at all.

Posted by: mare at June 10, 2013 02:27 PM (A98Xu)

333 The CBS story he linked makes no mention of sex with minors in Europe. That's new. Since CBS wouldn't report it, and Rosen simply said minors, you know it's gay.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:27 PM (nH8jP)

334 LeBron sucks.

Posted by: His Airness at June 10, 2013 02:27 PM (n8LUb)

335 Watch lying dumbass debate dumbass liar. 
http://tinyurl.com/mg8p9sk 

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2013 06:26 PM (g5YAm)


That's going on facebook.   Hilarious. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 02:28 PM (oY6Yp)

336 What's the big idea of moving in on our racket?

Posted by: French Diplomatic Corps at June 10, 2013 02:28 PM (l3vZN)

337

tell that to the Spurs.  LOL

I doubt Jordan had too many games with 20 points 18 rebounds 10 assists and that was an off game scoring wise for Lebron in the playoffs.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:29 PM (7zSvv)

338 Fake Conservative Fuckerburg Amnesty ads on Fox.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 10, 2013 02:29 PM (ZPrif)

339 335 LeBron has no shortcomings other than being too unselfish at times. statistically he's the best player of all time. Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 06:26 PM (7zSvv) NBA Playoff Career Leaders Guess who's not on the list?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 10, 2013 02:29 PM (GEICT)

340 Department of State or Department of Surveillance?

Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2013 02:29 PM (9+vDU)

341 Anybody having problems getting fox news on the net? I can't connect for some reason. Hate to think it's Firefox.

Posted by: Nathan VanDeWater at June 10, 2013 02:29 PM (wvxIx)

342 I can just imagine a 'curious' and 'Tom Sawyer' match dot com 'speed date'; one minute introduction one minute seduction one minute intro-mission two years litigation twenty years incarceration

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at June 10, 2013 02:29 PM (U2UQk)

343 BC, I see the scumbag Corinne Brown's serpentine district was left alone.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:29 PM (DPdf7)

344 Minor by our standards or minor by the European nation's standards? Could be quite young.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:30 PM (nH8jP)

345 Anybody having problems getting fox news on the net? I can't connect for some reason. Hate to think it's Firefox. No, it's us.

Posted by: NSA at June 10, 2013 02:30 PM (/PCJa)

346 Perhaps Tebow can now actually help the Jags. Ryan Mallet plays for the Pats. Neither Tebow nor Mallet have a snowball's chance in hell of unseating Brady, but maybe the Pats might be willing to trade Mallet.

Posted by: Florida State alum at June 10, 2013 02:30 PM (Rk8LS)

347 Minor by our standards or minor by the European nation's standards? Could be quite young. I'm not sure what difference that makes (beyond the specific Ick quotient).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:31 PM (/PCJa)

348 Oh man, it got so hot here in Denver the power cut out

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at June 10, 2013 02:31 PM (UIaKK)

349 I'm not sure what difference that makes (beyond the specific Ick quotient). *** 17 versus 14 is a big difference in my book

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:31 PM (DPdf7)

350 17 versus 12. Matters of degree of ick.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:31 PM (nH8jP)

351 Oh man, it got so hot here in Denver the power cut out Is this the part where I point out that Texas is the only one of the contiguous 48 that has its own, self-contained power grid?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:31 PM (/PCJa)

352 LeBron's the man, trying to argue otherwise is dumb.  you can't compare him to Jordan cuz they don't play the same position.  LeBron clearly better passer though, and better rebounder just b/c he's bigger. LeBron looks to pass, Jordan looked to shoot.  just no way to compare them.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:32 PM (7zSvv)

353 note: both are illegal here and both are icky

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:32 PM (DPdf7)

354

350 Anybody having problems getting fox news on the net?

 

Nope. Not having problems.

Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 02:32 PM (ZiafE)

355 346 tell that to the Spurs. LOL I doubt Jordan had too many games with 20 points 18 rebounds 10 assists and that was an off game scoring wisefor Lebron in the playoffs. Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 06:29 PM (7zSvv) Jordan AVERAGED 30 a game in the playoffs. Dumbass.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 10, 2013 02:32 PM (GEICT)

356 17 versus 14 is a big difference in my book Fair. Though I don't think "17" is a minor in most states anymore, is it? I was assuming the difference between, say, 15 and 12. That's a huge difference in "ick" factor, but a much smaller one in "moral repugnance" factor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:33 PM (/PCJa)

357 351 I can just imagine a 'curious' and 'Tom Sawyer' match dot com 'speed date';

one minute introduction
one minute seduction
one minute intro-mission
two years litigation
twenty years incarceration

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at June 10, 2013 06:29 PM (U2UQk




They'd be like Topper in Dilbert, each of them trying to one-up the other with their stupidity. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:33 PM (lVPtV)

358 I'm beginning to wonder if Tom isn't about 17 years old.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:33 PM (DPdf7)

359 US European Ambassadors:

Charles Rivkin-France
Robert Murphy-Germany
Ex-Susman, interim Barbara Stephenson, UK
David Thorne-Italy
Norway-Barry White

Do I really need to go further than Barry White?

Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 02:33 PM (a9L+B)

360 352 BC, I see the scumbag Corinne Brown's serpentine district was left alone. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 06:29 PM (DPdf7) Of course.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 10, 2013 02:33 PM (GEICT)

361 That's a huge difference in "ick" factor, but a much smaller one in "moral repugnance" factor. *** Agreed.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:34 PM (DPdf7)

362 JJ Sefton, looks like they finally found Nazi Party member and Hitler henchman Rosenberg's diary.

http://tinyurl.com/k5aap5l

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 02:34 PM (AKcpz)

363

Wow. A non-political story. And with all these scandals breaking.

 

 

How does Ace keep up?

Posted by: Arm Merchant at June 10, 2013 02:34 PM (5RUlF)

364

lol, you are ignorant about basketball, from yahoo sports

 

3. LeBron James(notes) - 29.15

LeBron James currently has the highest playoff scoring average among active players, and third highest playoff scoring average in NBA History at 29.15. LeBron's career playoff high for one game is 49 points, which he did on May 20, 2009 while with the Cleveland Cavaliers vs the Orlando Magic. LeBron also had a 48 point playoff game in 2007, in a double OT game vs the Detroit Pistons.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:34 PM (7zSvv)

365 LeBron looks to pass, Jordan looked to shoot. just no way to compare them. Says the troll whose evidence that LeBron was better than Jordan was the "fact" (wrong, btw) that Jordan had fewer PPG than LeBron. Average Joe, I'm callin' you out. No real troll could be this stupid.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:34 PM (/PCJa)

366 Most are 14 or 15, Spain is 13.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:34 PM (nH8jP)

367

The new Miss Iowa pageant winner has only one arm...

 

Link in nic.

 

She is beautiful.

But how do we know that she didn't get picked because of 'sympathy votes'?

 

Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 02:35 PM (ZiafE)

368 Fox reporting General Alexander of the NSA will brief the Senate in a closed door hearing tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:35 PM (lVPtV)

369 Most are 14 or 15, Spain is 13. **** Serious ick factor

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:35 PM (DPdf7)

370 I just win championships. And kick serious ass in the process.

Posted by: His Airness at June 10, 2013 02:35 PM (n8LUb)

371 TS (Total Shit) claimed to be Italian too.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2013 02:35 PM (9+vDU)

372 Serious ick factor Yeah. And, on that note, I'm headed home. Hey, look! I made through Monday without a profanity laced rant! I wonder if this Admin will let me get two in a row?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 02:36 PM (/PCJa)

373

LeBron has 3rd highest scoring average in nba playoff history and you trying to argue he sucks.  LOL this is on top of all the assists, rebounds and blocks he gets while guarding the other teams best scorer.

get down on it.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:36 PM (7zSvv)

374 Quo Vadis?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 02:36 PM (AKcpz)

375 Le sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:37 PM (lVPtV)

376 You get down on it LOL

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:37 PM (nH8jP)

377 tim tebow wishes he was as good as football as king james is at basketball. he would get to start on a sorry jets team then. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:37 PM (7zSvv)

378 FYI, what some paid to become ambassadors for Focker
http://www.opensecrets.org/obama/ambassadors.php

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 02:38 PM (AKcpz)

379 Zzzzzzxxxxxxzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Thunderb at June 10, 2013 02:38 PM (nH8jP)

380 But how do we know that she didn't get picked because of 'sympathy votes'?

Lol.  There's nothing objective about beauty pageants.

She's the second Miss Iowa missing a limb; the first was a majorette at Iowa State.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 10, 2013 02:38 PM (/kI1Q)

381 Time to kick in the 'ignore' function.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:38 PM (DPdf7)

382 i'm not even a big Lebron James fan but you can't say he sucks.  that Miami team is awful without him and with a more average player in nba.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:39 PM (7zSvv)

383 But how do we know that she didn't get picked because of 'sympathy votes'? Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 06:35 PM (ZiafE) **** She got off cheap. When I tried to bribe a beauty contest judge they told me it would cost an arm and a leg. Of course I'm fairly homely.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 10, 2013 02:39 PM (pxDth)

384

Time to kick in the 'ignore' function.

 

Clickclickclickclickclickclick...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 02:39 PM (0HooB)

385 dead horse, this is first Baptist church, people going to analyze tebow's skill not his Christian status when football is being discussed.  you want to use that as a shield from legit criticism but i'm not out to get tebow and I hope he gets to play more this year.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:40 PM (7zSvv)

386 Time to kick in the 'ignore' function. ...where they can see their comments and therefore think that we can, too.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2013 02:40 PM (FcR7P)

387 *click click click click click*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:41 PM (lVPtV)

388 Yeah, I'm thinking   17 years old  at the most.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 02:41 PM (0HooB)

389

TS (Total Shit) claimed to be Italian too.

 

Since TS can't keep his own story straight enough to notice the error, I am compelled to point out that he said he was Indian, not Italian. He seems to go back and forth about if he considers himself white or not.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 10, 2013 02:41 PM (0kU93)

390 But how do we know that she didn't get picked because of 'sympathy votes'? 
Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 06:35 PM (ZiafE)

She did.  

From experience with international speech contests (speech club), winners are those who are able to "make people cry".   And to be fair, it'd be really boring to hear someone talk about how awesome and uneventful their life is.  

If beauty is more than skin deep, does not physical defect bring it out all the more?  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 02:41 PM (oY6Yp)

391 I don't know who's dumber, the idiot trolls here, or Juan Williams on Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:41 PM (lVPtV)

392 you guys so angry.  jane doesn't even care about nfl or nba but she beating up on me when i'm talking about both intelligently.  I don't get people like this.  I guess i'm too logical?

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:42 PM (7zSvv)

393 Back wit da booze, anybody want a drink?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 02:42 PM (XIxXP)

394 I don't know who's dumber, the idiot trolls here, or Juan Williams on Fox. *** That's a really tough call. Juan has the ability to make me miss Bob Beckel.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:43 PM (DPdf7)

395 Both LeBron an Jordan = great players. But neither make the (ok, my) all time starting 5. G - The Big O G - Pistol Pete F - Larry Bird F - Magic C - Bill Russell

Posted by: teej at June 10, 2013 02:43 PM (H0qOD)

396

390...She's the second Miss Iowa missing a limb; the first was a majorette at Iowa State.

 

I didn't know that, Heather.

But then, I don't pay a lot of attention to beauty contests.

 

It just seems like people with disabilities would have an unfair advantage in cases like that...because of the sympathy factor.

 

Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 02:43 PM (ZiafE)

397 Can we haz new thread, please - and leave cat-piss and TS/Palin-Steele to impress the hell out of each other with their inanities? 

Posted by: Marybeth at June 10, 2013 02:43 PM (Ks0w4)

398 Wasn't there a deaf Miss America too?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:44 PM (DPdf7)

399   Hey, look! I made through Monday without a profanity laced rant! I wonder if this Admin will let me get two in a row? 

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 10, 2013 06:36 PM (/PCJa)

Maybe invest in a Faraday cage and cut your Internet access?    (not sure if you need Internet for your job)  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 02:44 PM (v3pYe)

400 Apparently, St. Nelson Mandela is about to assume room temperature.  I wonder how many evil white farmers will be killed in revenge for his premature death.

/sarc off

BTW, in case you can't tell, there are few humans on the planet that I revere less.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at June 10, 2013 02:44 PM (kXoT0)

401 Ozzum's Razor™
For when splitting hairs just doesn't cut it!

Posted by: Som Tawyer [/i] [/b] at June 10, 2013 02:44 PM (SX6wc)

402

I wonder if it brags to its  friends how   mature it is that it gets to comment here?

 

It thinks it's hanging out with the  grownups.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 02:44 PM (0HooB)

403 240 To me he's a good guy, who works hard and deserves a break. He's not going to hurt the team other than Rob Gronkowski's feeling uncomfortable about his skankathon around the locker room. Posted by: mare at June 10, 2013 06:07 PM (A98Xu) Gronkowski just underwent his 842nd operation, so he might not be ready for the opening game AND he might not even play most of the season. Tebow could be playing a few positions if he can show the coaching staff he's capable...

Posted by: Joejm65 at June 10, 2013 02:44 PM (UZuc4)

404 It just seems like people with disabilities would have an unfair advantage in cases like that...because of the sympathy factor. Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 06:43 PM (ZiafE) It's all about the Tits and ass, A woman may say, "poor girl is missing an arm." Man say's, "what arm?"

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 02:44 PM (XIxXP)

405 Set 'em up OSP. What did you get?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 10, 2013 02:44 PM (pxDth)

406 17? I hope I wasn't this stupid at 17.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 10, 2013 02:45 PM (GEICT)

407 17? I hope I wasn't this stupid at 17. *** We were all stupid at 17.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:45 PM (DPdf7)

408 OSP it seems a US ambassador in Europe has been cruising the Strasse for ze hookers sil vous plais.

A retarded California school is doing a toy gun buy back program.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 02:45 PM (AKcpz)

409 410 Apparently, St. Nelson Mandela is about to assume room temperature. I wonder how many evil white farmers will be killed in revenge for his premature death.

/sarc off

BTW, in case you can't tell, there are few humans on the planet that I revere less.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at June 10, 2013 06:44 PM (kXoT0




Thank you for expressing what I've been too timid to express. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:46 PM (lVPtV)

410 We were all stupid at 17. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 06:45 PM (DPdf7) No doubt. But this stupid?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 10, 2013 02:46 PM (GEICT)

411

Back wit da booze, anybody want a drink?

 

I do! I do!

 

What? You only brought one 55-gallon drum?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 02:47 PM (0HooB)

412 Set 'em up OSP. What did you get? Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 10, 2013 06:44 PM (pxDth) 1.75, Earnie and Julio special reserve brandy, with some coke zero, on ice. It's good for chasing sour cream and onion pringles.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 02:47 PM (XIxXP)

413 I don't really want to have to explain ozzum's razor to you again.  I get you guys are not interested in law like I am hence my "obsession" as you see it with the Amanda knox murder case.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:47 PM (7zSvv)

414 When Nelson kicks the bucket, will there be a 21 flaming tyres necklace salute from Winnie?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 02:48 PM (AKcpz)

415

400 But how do we know that she didn't get picked because of 'sympathy votes'? 
 

Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 06:35 PM (ZiafE)

 

 

She did.

 

From experience with international speech contests (speech club), winners are those who are able to "make people cry". And to be fair, it'd be really boring to hear someone talk about how awesome and uneventful their life is.

 

If beauty is more than skin deep, does not physical defect bring it out all the more?

 

----------

 

But...to be fair, it seems like *all* the contestants should have some sort of feature that would "make people cry".

 

You know, the proverbial 'level playing field'.


 

Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 02:48 PM (ZiafE)

416 Hillary has joined twitter https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 02:48 PM (DPdf7)

417 Shorter TS:  "Derp!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:48 PM (lVPtV)

418 361 LeBron's the man, trying to argue otherwise is dumb. you can't compare him to Jordan cuz they don't play the same position. LeBron clearly better passer though, and better rebounder just b/c he's bigger. LeBron looks to pass, Jordan looked to shoot. just no way to compare them. Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 06:32 PM (7zSvv) Trolling basketball on a (rare) HQ football thread? Did ESPN ban you from commenting on their site? Probably not, because you sound like every douchebag that posts there. Jeez...

Posted by: Joejm65 at June 10, 2013 02:48 PM (UZuc4)

419 what is a necklace salute?

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:48 PM (7zSvv)

420 OSP it seems a US ambassador in Europe has been cruising the Strasse for ze hookers sil vous plais. A retarded California school is doing a toy gun buy back program. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 06:45 PM (AKcpz) There is only Two reasons to be an ambassador in Europe, hookers and blow. When is the last time one of those asshats did anything of record.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 02:49 PM (XIxXP)

421 Hi Tom, I'm curious. You seem like a really cool dude and I was wondering if you'd like to get to know each other? Email me your contact info! Curious_caustic@catpissRus.net Thanks!

Posted by: Curious at June 10, 2013 02:49 PM (Aif/5)

422 But then, I don't pay a lot of attention to beauty contests.

http://www.superhands.us/pages/missiowa.html

I think they're stupid, but I make Barbara Mikulski look like Olivia Wilde, so you can dismiss my opinion "good genes and making eyeliner a life priority deserves a college scholarship, especially when you're majoring in bullshit like Communications Studies" as being cranky feminazi or whatever.

I just happened to have season tickets for ISU football that year so she was hard to miss.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 10, 2013 02:49 PM (/kI1Q)

423

I don't really want to have to explain ozzum's razor to you again. I get you guys are not interested in law like I am hence my "obsession" as you see it with the Amanda knox murder case.

 

 

I explained what Occam's Razor was on the last thread, and you claimed that you had known all along and were just trolling us. Are you trolling us now, or are you just too dumb to remember?

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 10, 2013 02:49 PM (0kU93)

424 426 Hillary has joined twitter

https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton



"pantsuit aficionado, dog owner"


I thought their dog was run over? 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:50 PM (lVPtV)

425 431 Hi Tom, I'm curious. You seem like a really cool dude and I was wondering if you'd like to get to know each other? Email me your contact info! Curious_caustic@catpissRus.net Thanks!

Posted by: Curious at June 10, 2013 06:49 PM (Aif/5)


With all this major stuff going on are you guys this desperate.  So so so sad, really guys stop embarrassing yourselves.

Posted by: Caustic at June 10, 2013 02:50 PM (/b8+5)

426 "We were all stupid at 17." Stupid? Stupid doesn't begin to cover what a total freaking idiot I was at 17. Hell, I'm just now getting far enough up the ladder to holler "Hey, wait up" at stupid.

Posted by: teej at June 10, 2013 02:51 PM (d4o2E)

427

joe,

somebody else brought up LeBron and said he sucks.  that is a falsity.

these people only want to gush over tebow not really talk about his skillset in a sincere way.  tebow is basically just a flashpoint to them in a Christian vs. atheist war.  I look at him only in football terms.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:51 PM (7zSvv)

428   But...to be fair, it seems like *all* the contestants should have some sort of feature that would "make people cry".  You know, the proverbial 'level playing field'. 
Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 06:48 PM (ZiafE)

Sort of like men and women brackets and Special Olympics?   It would be fair.   

Worth the extra effort?   
"Here's Miss Iowa, and here's Miss Special Iowa."  

Alternatively, ban the physically disabled from beauty pageants?   

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 02:51 PM (oY6Yp)

429
With all this major stuff going on are you guys this desperate. So so so sad, really guys stop embarrassing yourselves.

Posted by: Caustic at June 10, 2013 06:50 PM (/b8+5




Yet you're still here.  Go feed your cats and let the adults talk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:51 PM (lVPtV)

430 But...to be fair, it seems like *all* the contestants should have some sort of feature that would "make people cry".

When they start blathering about how all wars are evil and the government should give that money to the children, and the audience nods along solemnly...that's usually a good place to cry.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 10, 2013 02:51 PM (/kI1Q)

431 Go feed your cats and let the adults talk.

Yes ma'am.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 10, 2013 02:52 PM (/kI1Q)

432 is it ozzum's razor or Ozark's razor or occum's razor? i'm a bad spelling. it's something that starts with capital O's razor.  I kno wut i'm talking about.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:52 PM (7zSvv)

433 She's the second Miss Iowa missing a limb; the first was a majorette at Iowa State.

***

Threshers?

Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 02:52 PM (a9L+B)

434 "Whirled   peas!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 02:53 PM (0HooB)

435 Tom, ignore the poseur curious. Please email your contact info quick! Pictures would be coolio. P.S. Must love cats!

Posted by: Curious at June 10, 2013 02:53 PM (Aif/5)

436 I admit to a failure of imagination.  

There's another option:   Surgically leveling the field.  
"Would you like to lose your left or right arm for this competition?"  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 02:53 PM (sGtp+)

437 @442.  No. Words.


I may have been stupid at 17, but not weapons grade.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:53 PM (lVPtV)

438 Threshers? Posted by: Wodeshed at June 10, 2013 06:52 PM (a9L+B) Nope, tried to take the last piece of chicken.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 02:53 PM (XIxXP)

439 Damn, I do some long deferred yard work, wash my ride, run a couple of errands, and there's three more freaking scandals...

...and its only Monday.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 10, 2013 02:53 PM (/gHaE)

440 449 Damn, I do some long deferred yard work, wash my ride, run a couple of errands, and there's three more freaking scandals...

...and its only Monday.

Posted by: Purp at June 10, 2013 06:53 PM (/gHaE




Age of Obama.  Strap in.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 02:54 PM (lVPtV)

441

447 @442. No. Words.


I may have been stupid at 17, but not weapons grade.

 

It's an amazing thing to witness, isn't it?  Jeez! 

Posted by: Marybeth at June 10, 2013 02:54 PM (Ks0w4)

442

We have a Preezy who got votes...because it made people 'feel good about themselves' to vote for him.

 

Now we're seeing beauty contestants winning because of the same thing?

 

Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 02:54 PM (ZiafE)

443 I guess some history is in order.  Winnie Mandela used to have a club.  This club was hard core followers of the Mandelas first, ANC second.  They would capture opponents and tie them up.  And instead of just simply putting a bullet in their heads, they got their sick jollies off by giving them a tyre necklace that they then set afire.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 02:55 PM (AKcpz)

444   Posted by: Grey Fox at June 10, 2013 06:49 PM (0kU93)

He admitted to trolling last thread.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 02:55 PM (v3pYe)

445 OODA the troll. It's methods are obvious.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 10, 2013 02:55 PM (pxDth)

446 447 @442. No. Words. I may have been stupid at 17, but not weapons grade. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 06:53 PM (lVPtV) ------- And he's an intellectual. Just remember that.

Posted by: Adam at June 10, 2013 02:55 PM (Aif/5)

447

jane I guarantee you that you couldn't earn a mechanical engineering degree from Clemson or any other school.

and you don't know anything about sports other than what your boyfriend told you to think.  LOL  u been on this tebow thread n you ain't said one thing about his skillset or the patriots or football in general. 

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:55 PM (7zSvv)

448   Now we're seeing beauty contestants winning because of the same thing? 
Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 06:54 PM (ZiafE)


A popularity contest is what it is.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 02:56 PM (oY6Yp)

449 I guess some history is in order. Winnie Mandela used to have a club. This club was hard core followers of the Mandelas first, ANC second. They would capture opponents and tie them up. And instead of just simply putting a bullet in their heads, they got their sick jollies off by giving them a tyre necklace that they then set afire. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 06:55 PM (AKcpz) Yep, Ghandi they aint, more like the Ceausescus.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 02:56 PM (XIxXP)

450 Bless its little pointed head.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 10, 2013 02:56 PM (0HooB)

451 452 We have a Preezy who got votes...because it made people 'feel good about themselves' to vote for him.

Now we're seeing beauty contestants winning because of the same thing?

Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 06:54 PM (ZiafE)

 

American Idol on steroids. 

 

Thinking is a lost art with these people.  And it's killing our country. 

Posted by: Marybeth at June 10, 2013 02:57 PM (Ks0w4)

452 I didn't admit to trolling, I pointed out you guys accuse me of being a troll but then you don't seem to even think it is possible that I'm pulling your leg at times.  all I did was misspell a word on purpose and I got the whole room worked up over it.  I have a gift.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:57 PM (7zSvv)

453 Remember Cinderella's step sisters in the original version of the tale actually cut pieces of their feet off in an attempt to slip into the glass slipper.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 02:57 PM (AKcpz)

454 jane I guarantee you that you couldn't earn a mechanical engineering degree from Clemson or any other school. and you don't know anything about sports other than what your boyfriend told you to think. LOL u been on this tebow thread n you ain't said one thing about his skillset or the patriots or football in general. Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 06:55 PM (7zSvv) I think you are better off tickling a tigers ass in a phone booth than fucking with that woman. I feel sorry for your dumbass.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 02:58 PM (XIxXP)

455 When they start blathering about how all wars are evil and the government should give that money to the children, and the audience nods along solemnly...that's usually a good place to cry. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 10, 2013 06:51 PM (/kI1Q)

/raises scorecard of 11 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 02:58 PM (oY6Yp)

456 Even if Tebow is a bust, he never be as bad as Obama.

Posted by: Fritz at June 10, 2013 02:59 PM (G9Mmf)

457 drudge headline: 
"1.4 Million People Have Top-Secret Clearance..."
leads here:
http://tinyurl.com/lhx7mq3

"The background investigation helps determine the applicant's honesty, trustworthiness, reliability, discretion, and unquestioned loyalty to the United States."
http://tinyurl.com/7ez648j

It's comforting to know there are that many people who meet these qualifications.

Posted by: Caustic at June 10, 2013 02:59 PM (/b8+5)

458 all I know is all the females dropped out of mechanical engineer fall semester sophomore year, they went straight to the business school or liberal arts college.  they couldn't handle it.  studies have shown that men tend to be either super bright or super dumb (that's why you see more men ceo's but also more criminals) while women stay in the middle and can't handle the advance math and science stuff that engineering requires.  I don't like it anymore than you do but it is what it is.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 02:59 PM (7zSvv)

459 Remember Cinderella's step sisters in the original version of the tale actually cut pieces of their feet off in an attempt to slip into the glass slipper. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 06:57 PM (AKcpz) That would of caused some nightmares for the chilluns.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 02:59 PM (XIxXP)

460 Remember Cinderella's step sisters in the original version of the tale actually cut pieces of their feet off in an attempt to slip into the glass slipper. *** Eew! I'm glad I missed that version.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 03:00 PM (DPdf7)

461 Keep digging Tom, Jeebuz you're dumb.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 10, 2013 03:00 PM (K+mtQ)

462 OSP when the prize was a prince...   ends justify means  except in that story they did not.  So a very moral tale.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 03:00 PM (AKcpz)

463

446 I admit to a failure of imagination.

 

There's another option: Surgically leveling the field.
"Would you like to lose your left or right arm for this competition?"

 

---------

 

What about...burn victims.

They would prolly get a lot of sympathy.

 

And paraplegics?

 

Posted by: wheatie at June 10, 2013 03:00 PM (ZiafE)

464 Hey, how long before snowden is in a basement in Bejing strapped to a chair and soaked in Phenobarbitol.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 03:01 PM (XIxXP)

465

468 all I know is all the females dropped out of mechanical engineer fall semester sophomore year, they went straight to the business school or liberal arts college. they couldn't handle it. studies have shown that men tend to be either super bright or super dumb (that's why you see more men ceo's but also more criminals) while women stay in the middle and can't handle the advance math and science stuff that engineering requires. I don't like it anymore than you do but it is what it is.

 

And the stupidity keeps on a-rockin'

Posted by: Marybeth at June 10, 2013 03:01 PM (Ks0w4)

466 click click click click click click

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 03:02 PM (DPdf7)

467 Yeah the Disneyfication has rooted deeply in the US about those stories.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 03:02 PM (AKcpz)

468 I got studies that back me up on this, women tend to have less super bright ones but also less super dumb ones.  you have to be super bright to do engineering and we know less women major in engineering so correlation equals causation.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 03:02 PM (7zSvv)

469 Rubio thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 10, 2013 03:02 PM (DPdf7)

470 OSP when the prize was a prince... ends justify means except in that story they did not. So a very moral tale. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 07:00 PM (AKcpz) HMM, If the slipper don't fit, the toes must be split.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 03:03 PM (XIxXP)

471 Johnny Cochran defending the wicked step-mother on charges of abuse?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 03:04 PM (AKcpz)

472 That would of caused some nightmares for the chilluns. 

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 06:59 PM (XIxXP)


May not be a bad thing.   "Here there be dragons, tread lightly"  

Hrm, my childhood stories had bears eating people's toes, a criminal son biting the ear off his negligent spoiling mother, and a lazy boy starving to death because he wouldn't turn his head to eat his super-sized neck donut.  

See how well I turned out. 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 03:04 PM (sGtp+)

473 trust me on this, most women who major in engineer are either kind of manly, butch lesbian or tom boyish, or they are just flat out nuts.  some of them do it b/c their daddy did it but after they get a degree they just b/c stay at home moms.  I got no reason to lie about this and I would preferred more hotties in my major cuz it was a 4 year sausage party.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 03:06 PM (7zSvv)

474 Boy is that subject to debate Fi. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 03:06 PM (AKcpz)

475

he should have switched positions and he could have been working to get better at that these years rather than hoping to play a little as backup qb.

*****

You tell 'em.

Posted by: Aaron Rogers at June 10, 2013 03:08 PM (ga+7c)

476 I think it's pretty obvious. Summer vacation has started up and we're stuck with this idiot until its time for summer school so he can attempt to finally get out of the 8th grade.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 10, 2013 03:10 PM (ikpqc)

477 What? Rubio threw up?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at June 10, 2013 03:11 PM (I2uSp)

478 484 Boy is that subject to debate Fi. 
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 10, 2013 07:06 PM (AKcpz)

See nic!  = P

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 10, 2013 03:11 PM (sGtp+)

479

478 I got studies that back me up on this, women tend to have less super bright ones but also less super dumb ones. you have to be super bright to do engineering and we know less women major in engineering so correlation equals causation.

 

I'd put my brains up against yours anytime, you dumb shit.  And come out ahead every time.

 

Posted by: Marybeth at June 10, 2013 03:12 PM (Ks0w4)

480 I'd have been better as a safety with the Bucs.

Posted by: Steve Young at June 10, 2013 03:13 PM (ga+7c)

481 Man, think of all that time I threw away in Arizona and St.Louis when I could have worked up to head stocker.  Maybe even produce.

Posted by: Kurt Warner at June 10, 2013 03:15 PM (ga+7c)

482 Two weeks? http://tinyurl.com/kv9u6gg

Posted by: Super SCOAMF at June 10, 2013 03:15 PM (dvRYt)

483 Tebow will defend Christians against the Lions.

Posted by: Barry Von Butt Clapper at June 10, 2013 03:15 PM (Q63S1)

484 Tebow is athletic and could hold value as a footballer, but not at quarterback. BilBel must have some basis for thinking Tebow's sufficiently chastened by his recent experiences in Denver and NY to be open to switching to some other role.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at June 10, 2013 03:16 PM (21TJo)

485 mary beth you ever tried to do an engineering program? how can you know you could do it and do better than me then?

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 03:20 PM (7zSvv)

486 Darned.... Going to have to be a Patriot Fan this year!

Posted by: 2nd Amendment Mother at June 10, 2013 03:21 PM (L4CWX)

487 lol, so tebow equals aaron Rodgers talent now? I missed your attempt to rebut me earlier.

Posted by: Tom Sawyer at June 10, 2013 03:22 PM (7zSvv)

488 "pantsuit aficionado, dog owner"


I thought their dog was run over?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2013 06:50 PM (lVPtV)



It was.  Buddy, named after one of Slick's white trash kin, was only a prop to those fucking lowlife grifters.  Clenis deserves to be whipped like a mule for not taking the time to watch that dog instead of letting it run in traffic; you'd think he'd spend some money on somebody who could watch it like he does that borderline retarded daughter of his, who couldn't even be trusted to watch over Socks once the poor cat's usefulness was done and Rodham had somebody else write a horseshit book about the letters the cat got as if they cared about it.  Betty Currie ended up caring for Socks who lived a long life before developing cancer.



You can tell the quality of people by the way they care for their pets and the Clintoons were, of course, found wanting.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2013 03:24 PM (K1YZi)

489 29 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at June 10, 2013 05:34 PM (XIxXP) --------- You are kidding? Many lesbians I know stay together for decades.

Posted by: Baldy at June 10, 2013 04:18 PM (tyDFN)

490

Hmmmm Patriots, is that a 501C3, or 501C4?

 

I say, audit their ass.

Posted by: Steve at June 10, 2013 04:33 PM (s9LaU)

491 Ha! They'll be thinking audit when I get done with 'em Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of a Christian Be he alive or be he dead I'll grind his bones to make my bread And his little dog too

Posted by: Lois Fifth Amendment Lerner at June 10, 2013 05:05 PM (p4U6S)

492 Speaking of Patriots, Glen Beck and just now, Dr. Michael Savage, are calling Snowden a Patriot.

Posted by: Caustic at June 10, 2013 05:11 PM (/b8+5)

493 Guys, just watch the Redskins.  Robert Griffin can be exciting AND throw a football unlike Tebow.

(Of course, us Skins fans are going to have a heart attack everytime he takes the slightest hit, so that could be entertaining too.)

Posted by: Shoot Me at June 10, 2013 05:16 PM (qiXMt)

494 354 Anybody having problems getting fox news on the net? I can't connect for some reason. Hate to think it's Firefox.

No, it's us.

LOL glad to see you are coming clean.  Although it is more fun speculating.  We used to blame bad stuff on our dog, but now you are the default.  So, in light of that, please stop farting and close the cabinet doors when you plate up your stolen brownies.

Posted by: Govtlies at June 10, 2013 09:59 PM (B2SVf)

495 Caustic - so was Judge Andrew Napolitano.  Or "hero" I think.

Posted by: Govtlies at June 10, 2013 10:01 PM (B2SVf)

496 Tom Sawyer - it is "Engineering".  Might as well get that part right if you are gonna do pretendzies.


Posted by: Govtlies at June 10, 2013 10:06 PM (B2SVf)

497 I am happy for him! and me because I am one of those fans,,,,haha Tebowmaniac...

Posted by: bev at June 11, 2013 02:17 AM (oRUeA)

498 Another nutty winger with no talent who feels entitled to play because he has jeezus on his side gets affirmative actioned into a prize spot learning from an awesome quarterback on an excellent team. 

Hurry everyone get your pitchforks and torches and head to new england.  We must burn this bible clinger at the stake!

Posted by: Jordan at June 11, 2013 01:43 PM (+OTLF)

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