December 13, 2013

Paul Rudd Brought a Clip
— Ace

Paul Rudd is a frequent guest on Conan O'Brien. He comes on every time he has a movie to promote. Every time he has a movie to promote, he says he's brought a clip from the new film.

But he didn't. He brought the same clip he always brings, a scene from a low-budget E.T. rip-off, 1988's Mac and Me, that he had nothing at all to do with.

He has literally done this on every appearance, except for one, when Judd Apatow physically accompanied him to the show to guarantee he would show a real clip from Knocked Up and not a clip from this bargain-bin children's movie.

But unless you physically escort him into the director's booth and check the video he's giving Conan, he's going show this clip, every time.


Thanks to @benk84.

Posted by: Ace at 02:13 PM | Comments (426)
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1 First?

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 13, 2013 02:14 PM (Hx5uv)

2 First.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 13, 2013 02:14 PM (Hx5uv)

3 Is that supposed to be a funny bit--sharing the same tired clip every time? 

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Weary and Wary at December 13, 2013 02:15 PM (kXoT0)

4 Wonder if he's buds with Joaquin Phoenix?

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2013 02:17 PM (YEQ2h)

5 Is that supposed to be a funny bit--sharing the same tired clip every time?

It's funnier when it's the London Boys.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ BEAT IOWA at December 13, 2013 02:17 PM (ZKzrr)

6 It's the worthiest wheelchair clip form a feature length Mickey D's commercial ever.

Posted by: sven at December 13, 2013 02:17 PM (9jfyN)

7 too each, their own ...

Posted by: Adriane... at December 13, 2013 02:18 PM (jdRXP)

8 I masturbated to that movie so many times... ....hmhmm, what?

Posted by: --- at December 13, 2013 02:18 PM (MMC8r)

9 oh. 


heh.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 02:18 PM (P6QsQ)

10 Gee, ace stomped ace.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 13, 2013 02:20 PM (h4eud)

11 Whines ferociously!

Posted by: Killerdog at December 13, 2013 02:20 PM (JmO0O)

12 I'm beginning to understand that some people do, in fact, enjoy hearing or seeing the exact same joke, over, and over, and over.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 13, 2013 02:21 PM (qyfb5)

13 He should bring in an alternate clip of the same movie to spice things up a bit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2013 02:21 PM (xlX1p)

14 And over.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 13, 2013 02:21 PM (qyfb5)

15 12 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 13, 2013 06:21 PM (qyfb5)

Mero...you're home...

//Charlie Gibson

Posted by: sven at December 13, 2013 02:21 PM (9jfyN)

16 @12:

Is that like voting for the R thinking this time! Really, this time! We're gonna get someone that actually represents us!!

Posted by: Grimmy at December 13, 2013 02:23 PM (uUsh9)

17 That alien opens most Harry Reid press conferences, doesnÂ’t he?

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 13, 2013 02:23 PM (QF8uk)

18 I both hate repeats and love repeats but mostly love repeats.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 13, 2013 02:23 PM (eHIJJ)

19 the comedians life...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 13, 2013 02:24 PM (IXrOn)

20 Oh, that's cool, somebody finally set up a duplicate filter. Mind you the duplicate was intentional this time, but, you know.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 13, 2013 02:24 PM (qyfb5)

21 Especially the ones where he tells Boehner that this time, this time, heÂ’ll be able to kick the football!

Posted by: Paid for by Citizens for Clyde the Orangutan at December 13, 2013 02:24 PM (QF8uk)

22 It's almost as if Rudd read the AOSHQ style manual.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 13, 2013 02:24 PM (B0gqn)

23 Back in the day, Lassie and Flipper would have never let that shit happen without consequences.

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2013 02:24 PM (TKFmG)

24 Any topless chicks in Mac and Me?  I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2013 02:24 PM (8ZskC)

25 conan climaxed with the masturbating bear

Posted by: FL peaceful perv at December 13, 2013 02:25 PM (R6JT1)

26 I both hate repeats and love repeats but mostly love repeats.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 13, 2013 02:25 PM (eHIJJ)

27 Wheelchairs kill.

Posted by: A Message from the Coalition of Concerned Citizens Against Unnecessary Wheelchair Deaths at December 13, 2013 02:27 PM (8ZskC)

28 Is that like voting for the R thinking this time! Really, this time! We're gonna get someone that actually represents us!! Posted by: Grimmy at December 13, 2013 06:23 PM (uUsh9) Hide posts from (uUsh9) You're not the customer, you're the *product*. Suddenly it all starts to make sense...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 13, 2013 02:27 PM (qyfb5)

29 Mac, of course, was played by Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: --- at December 13, 2013 02:27 PM (MMC8r)

30 I gotta say, I normally get bored with that sort of stuff, but I watched the whole damn thing. I am not sure what that says about me, but it can't be good.

Posted by: Scanner Dan at December 13, 2013 02:27 PM (T4Ab6)

31 That could have been me, man.

Posted by: Ethan Couch at December 13, 2013 02:27 PM (8ZskC)

32 I go back and forth on how much I like or dislike Paul Rudd. 

This would be in  the plus column, but the jury is still out. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2013 02:28 PM (BeSEI)

33 I'm beginning to understand that some people do, in fact, enjoy hearing or seeing the exact same joke, over, and over, and over. Margaret Cho banked big on this principle. Jon Stewart does pretty well with his "a politician says something, and then I show a clip of them saying/doing the opposite." That and his *mug* *mug* *mug* joke. That's one's awesome!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 13, 2013 02:28 PM (P7Wsr)

34
Is that supposed to be a funny bit--sharing the same tired clip every time?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Weary and Wary at December 13, 2013 06:15 PM (kXoT0)












Word.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at December 13, 2013 02:28 PM (TIIx5)

35 Kids in wheelchairs?   That's nuttin'. 

Posted by: Tommy Udo at December 13, 2013 02:29 PM (HjPtV)

36 I don't know any of these guys. Does anyone know who these guys are? Are they famous or something? Or are they just irrreverent bastards yukking it up while Mandela remains unraised from the dead by Ubama. Why the hell did Ubama go over there for if not to raise Mandela from the dead?

Posted by: EROWMER at December 13, 2013 02:30 PM (OONaw)

37 This is a much better joke than the rick rolling we get from the Republicans.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 13, 2013 02:30 PM (cHZB7)

38 Okay, That was funny and I hope that's as much as that movie as I will ever see. It looks dreadful. Speaking of clips..... check out Arsenio graciously laying the smack down. http://t.co/lchOqmxLKE

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 02:31 PM (DmNpO)

39 If Rudd is truly punking Conan, it's actually pretty funny. Of course, you really only mostly appeal to long-time viewers with some semblance of a memory to get the meta of it.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 13, 2013 02:31 PM (eHIJJ)

40 really? you think they're not in on it? please...

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at December 13, 2013 02:31 PM (F9D1m)

41 I kinda like Paul Rudd. No one else? Except he played the part of gay guy in a movie with Jennifer Anniston that was just painful to watch.

Posted by: L, elle at December 13, 2013 02:31 PM (0xqKe)

42 The Ron Burgundy clip is pretty funny.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2013 02:31 PM (xlX1p)

43 I got nothing, I guess I'll move along

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 13, 2013 02:31 PM (HVff2)

44 I laughed. It's funny because it's the whole "oh you got me again, you bastard" bit.

Posted by: ElKomandante at December 13, 2013 02:31 PM (1aC1J)

45 I go back and forth on how much I like or dislike Paul Rudd. This would be in the plus column, but the jury is still out. *** I'm with you there but he made me LMAO in This Is 40.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 02:31 PM (DmNpO)

46 Stewart's comedy game is deep. He'll shout "Fuck!" on occasion.

Posted by: Bilton Murle at December 13, 2013 02:32 PM (R6JT1)

47 I saw Paul Rudd, Mac, and Me open for Crosby, Stills, and Nash at the Hammerstein back in '98. The encore where they all came out together was nothing short of epic.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 13, 2013 02:33 PM (hpYnL)

48 I'm beginning to understand that some people do, in fact, enjoy hearing or seeing the exact same joke, over, and over, and over.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 13, 2013 06:21 PM (qyfb5)

 

 

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It's why I come to AoSHQ.  No worn out memes here.  Every day is  a  fresh clean Massengill day.

Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2013 02:33 PM (MsUd8)

49 Except he played the part of gay guy in a movie with Jennifer Anniston that was just painful to watch. *** Did you see the other movie he did with her? Wanderlust was awful but there were parts where he was really funny. Malin Ackerman was really cute in it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 02:33 PM (DmNpO)

50 I used to like Paul Ruud since he's a local boy. But as with most Hollywierd types.. he turned into a flaming lib and now I hate him. I really hate him.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 13, 2013 02:33 PM (u25eL)

51 Speaking of Bar Rafaeli, I would just like to mention that I would tongue bump her fart box any day of the week... http://tinyurl.com/lv3lpd2

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 13, 2013 02:34 PM (vHRtU)

52 45 -

I couldn't watch  This Is 40.  There's just something about it that really rubs me the wrong way. 

I usually adore Leslie Mann, and I thought the two of  them were good together as the same characters in Knocked Up.  For some reason though, I got about 20 minutes into This Is 40, and had to turn it off. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2013 02:34 PM (BeSEI)

53 46 Bilton Murle at December 13, 2013 06:32 PM (R6JT1)

go for the heater Ricky...

//Lou the Manager

http://youtu.be/v-UycJ70D4Y

Posted by: sven at December 13, 2013 02:34 PM (9jfyN)

54 FYI: My Idiot Brother is a worthy waster of time.  Especially if you're stuck on a plane for 15 hours.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 13, 2013 02:34 PM (8ZskC)

55 I kinda like Paul Rudd. No one else? ---- I like him. Saw him in Clueless when I was a kid and liked him well enough to beg to see The Object of My Affection (the Jennifer Aniston movie where he plays a gay guy). Man, that movie sucked. It ended with a kids choir singing "Imagine".

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 13, 2013 02:35 PM (q1uzA)

56 48 Soona at December 13, 2013 06:33 PM (MsUd

It's like the waking puppy of the intrawebz!

Although some of us work hard at crossing the streams.

Posted by: sven at December 13, 2013 02:35 PM (9jfyN)

57 NDH, no I have'nt seen Wanderlust, but I liked him in that one with Reese Witherspoon and Owen Wilson. Can't rember the name. It was a predictable movie, but I liked his character more than anyone elses.

Posted by: L, elle at December 13, 2013 02:37 PM (0xqKe)

58 It's why I come to AoSHQ. No worn out memes here. Every day is a fresh clean Massengill day. Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2013 06:33 PM (MsUd Hide posts from (MsUd Wait, other people post here? I thought this was all an automated social media experiment gone horribly wrong!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 13, 2013 02:37 PM (qyfb5)

59 I stepped in Paul Rudd once, on my front lawn. I put him around the rose bushes...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 13, 2013 02:38 PM (vHRtU)

60 I don't think I've seen any of the movies mentioned here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 13, 2013 02:38 PM (qyfb5)

61 Is anything Aniston in that deosn't suck? Maybe suck isn't the accurate word but it just seems she is mediocre. I wd not pay money to see her in anything.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 13, 2013 02:38 PM (h4eud)

62 58 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 13, 2013 06:37 PM (qyfb5)

You caught us...

//Bot Local 957

Posted by: sven at December 13, 2013 02:38 PM (9jfyN)

63 I thought this was all an automated social media experiment gone horribly wrong ---- Why would you think that?

Posted by: lace wigs at December 13, 2013 02:39 PM (q1uzA)

64 I don't think I've seen any of the movies mentioned here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 13, 2013 06:38 PM (qyfb5)


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I'm 100% sure I haven't.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 02:40 PM (P6QsQ)

65 BurtC.. we watched that a few weeks ago. The opening scene was hilarious..at least me and hubby thought so. But the rest of the movie only had a few good moments.

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at December 13, 2013 02:40 PM (u25eL)

66 61 Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 13, 2013 06:38 PM (h4eud)

I don't think Ms Anniston sucks in any of her films...

sadly...

I did like her role in Ghandi and Indira Ghandi

Posted by: sven at December 13, 2013 02:40 PM (9jfyN)

67 Paul Rudd is the funny Keanu.

Posted by: Franch Dressing at December 13, 2013 02:40 PM (ZPrif)

68 I thought this was all an automated social media experiment gone horribly wrong


It's just you and us, dude.

Posted by: The NSA at December 13, 2013 02:40 PM (8ZskC)

69 I couldn't watch This Is 40. There's just something about it that really rubs me the wrong way. I usually adore Leslie Mann, and I thought the two of them were good together as the same characters in Knocked Up. For some reason though, I got about 20 minutes into This Is 40, and had to turn it off. *** Perhaps you'll like this scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMk3MLkMzjA

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 02:41 PM (DmNpO)

70 61 -

She can't seem to carry a film, but I've seen her do  smaller parts that don't suck... such as Office Space, and  The Brothers McMullen. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2013 02:41 PM (BeSEI)

71 Plus what is this weird trend of celebs having 10 year engagements?

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 13, 2013 02:41 PM (h4eud)

72 71 Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 13, 2013 06:41 PM (h4eud)

1) beards can be an expensive hobby....

2) anything to further undermine normalcy

Posted by: sven at December 13, 2013 02:42 PM (9jfyN)

73 Is anything Aniston in that deosn't suck? Maybe suck isn't the accurate word but it just seems she is mediocre. I wd not pay money to see her in anything. *** She stole every scene she was in in Horrible Bosses. She was pure evil and pure sex and absolutely rocked the role.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 02:43 PM (DmNpO)

74

If you like your ____, you can keep your ____.

Posted by: Barky McBamastain at December 13, 2013 02:43 PM (Pr6hk)

75 Wait, other people post here? I thought this was all an automated social media experiment gone horribly wrong!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 13, 2013 06:37 PM (qyfb5)

 

 

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Thank you for your comment, Merovign.  Have a wonderful day.

Posted by: HQ web-bot at December 13, 2013 02:43 PM (MsUd8)

76 Is anything Aniston in that deosn't suck? Maybe suck isn't the accurate word but it just seems she is mediocre. I wd not pay money to see her in anything. Office Space? Leprechaun? /joking

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 13, 2013 02:43 PM (P7Wsr)

77 It's just you and us, dude. Posted by: The NSA at December 13, 2013 06:40 PM (8ZskC) Hide posts from (8ZskC) Could you guys make up some interesting things for my record? I've kind of been living my own life vicariously.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 13, 2013 02:44 PM (qyfb5)

78 69 -

Thanks!  I could watch about 90 minutes of that. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2013 02:44 PM (BeSEI)

79 Thank you for your comment, Merovign. Have a wonderful day. Posted by: HQ web-bot at December 13, 2013 06:43 PM (MsUd Hide posts from (MsUd Well that's an upgrade!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at December 13, 2013 02:44 PM (qyfb5)

80 I just want to know if he is a liberal or a smart guy?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2013 02:45 PM (nzKvP)

81 79 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at December 13, 2013 06:44 PM (qyfb5)

they had ten years of my random responses to glean that code from...

Posted by: sven at December 13, 2013 02:45 PM (9jfyN)

82 >>> Is anything Anniston in that doesn't suck? I liked her in Rockstar with Mark Wahlberg and she was perfectly cast in Horrible Bosses though I didn't like that movie overall. Idk Friends?

Posted by: L, elle at December 13, 2013 02:45 PM (0xqKe)

83 Is anything Aniston in that doesn't suck? Our sex life

Posted by: bad pit at December 13, 2013 02:45 PM (R6JT1)

84 Oprah, Uma..... Uma, Oprah.

Posted by: David Letterman at December 13, 2013 02:46 PM (Zswg6)

85 Plus what is this weird trend of celebs having 10 year engagements? Honest guess: People watch some TV shows hoping their favorite characters get together. X-Files being one example. So people have something to hope for and talk about. Once they're married people don't care as much. Other guess: If one of them steps out and gets caught by the media, it doesn't backlash the same.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 13, 2013 02:47 PM (P7Wsr)

86 Yeah, Jennifer Aniston is much better when she's evil. I liked The Good Girl, mildly, too. Has anyone seen We're The Millers, yet? It's on cable, and she's a stripper in it.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 13, 2013 02:47 PM (q1uzA)

87 NDH, since you were so kind as to post the Megan Fox/Leslie Mann boob scene, this one's for you:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5le9sYdYkM

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2013 02:47 PM (BeSEI)

88 Paul Rudd would make a great Frank Dreblin.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 13, 2013 02:47 PM (1GNm3)

89 Is anything Aniston in that deosn't suck? Maybe suck isn't the accurate word but it just seems she is mediocre. I wd not pay money to see her in anything.
Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 13, 2013 06:38 PM (h4eud)



I always get shit for this, but I don't think she's really all that hot. Not that I wouldn't hit it, she just never seemed movie star hot to me. More like an average looking tryhard.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 13, 2013 02:48 PM (hpYnL)

90 Thanks! I could watch about 90 minutes of that. ** Meghan Fox surprises me from time to time. I liked her in that role. Here's another clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOtp-veiZWY

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 02:49 PM (DmNpO)

91 Friggin' hilarious.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at December 13, 2013 02:49 PM (Ot2Hc)

92 NDH, since you were so kind as to post the Megan Fox/Leslie Mann boob scene, this one's for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5le9sYdYkM *** You jackass. I'll get you for that.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 02:49 PM (DmNpO)

93 3 pack a day chain smoker? You'd have to fuck her wearing a gas mask...

Paul Rudd as Frank Drebin? FUCK YOU WHERE YOU SHIT!!!!!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 13, 2013 02:51 PM (vHRtU)

94

"It's why I come to AoSHQ. No worn out memes here. Every day is a fresh clean Massengill day"

 

I was supposed to see The Worn Out Memes open for Foghat at the Palladium in Worcester in '78. The old lady got busted with our stash and we spent the whole weekend in a bus station....

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 13, 2013 02:52 PM (5lVZz)

95 Meghan Fox surprises me from time to time. I liked the interview where she confessed to being so forgetful and airheaded that she'd forget to flush. And then her friends would make fun of her for leaving a log in the toilet.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 13, 2013 02:52 PM (P7Wsr)

96 Now I almost feel bad. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2013 02:52 PM (BeSEI)

97 I always get shit for this, but I don't think she's really all that hot. She's not. She's okay, she must have a helluva publicist to fill all those tabloids with the endless drivel about her.

Posted by: --- at December 13, 2013 02:52 PM (MMC8r)

98 And now Sven J Olafson Home Theater presents: Clint Eastwood Shoots Fuckers

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2013 02:53 PM (9jfyN)

99 I always get shit for this, but I don't think she's really all that hot. Not that I wouldn't hit it, she just never seemed movie star hot to me. More like an average looking tryhard.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 13, 2013 06:48 PM (hpYnL)

 

 

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She was hot in the first "Leprechan" movie.  Nice legs. 

Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2013 02:53 PM (1u5Z8)

100 and i should give even a flying fuck about this bullshit or any of the hollyweird assholes involved in it why?

they can eat an endless supply of shit and bark at the fing moon for all i care.

they hate me, so i reserve the right to loathe them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 13, 2013 02:54 PM (q+fqH)

101 89 Mugiwara, You are not alone, none of the cast of Fwiends was drop dead handsome or gorgeous.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2013 02:54 PM (9jfyN)

102 I saw Whole Weekend in a Bus Station open for Three Dog Night at the Erwin Center in '89.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 13, 2013 02:55 PM (Zswg6)

103

Jennifer Anniston?

 

I've always wondered if she really did shave her pussy for that nude-walkthrough scene in 'The Breakup'.

Posted by: wheatie at December 13, 2013 02:55 PM (+SY5G)

104 I was wondering when someone would show up just to whine about "hollyweird". 100 comments in. Not too bad.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 13, 2013 02:56 PM (q1uzA)

105 I've always wondered if she really did shave her pussy for that nude-walkthrough scene in 'The Breakup'. That was Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: --- at December 13, 2013 02:56 PM (MMC8r)

106 Megan Fox doesn't look like Megan Fox any more.  I didn't even recognize her in the Call of Duty: Ghosts commercial.

Posted by: Kaboom! at December 13, 2013 02:57 PM (HsJeN)

107 103 wheatie, She shaved her egyptian mau for a movie?

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2013 02:57 PM (9jfyN)

108 but, just out of curiosity, did he bring a high capacity clip?

/snark

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 13, 2013 02:57 PM (q+fqH)

109 I've always wondered if she really did shave her pussy for that nude-walkthrough scene in 'The Breakup'.

Posted by: wheatie at December 13, 2013 06:55 PM (+SY5G)

 

 

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Okay.  Add another movie to my "to see" list. 

Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2013 02:58 PM (1u5Z8)

110 Oh yeah, The Break Up, another pos Anniston movie. I only watched that one for Vince Vaughn

Posted by: L, elle at December 13, 2013 02:58 PM (0xqKe)

111 104 Jenny Hates Her Phone, I figured it was an understood you pronoun thing by now... "Fuck Horrywood"

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2013 02:58 PM (9jfyN)

112 With a net worth of $120M (2011), she's pretty fucking hawt.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 13, 2013 02:58 PM (1GNm3)

113 The dirty scenes from Horrible Bosses with Jennifer Aniston. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG-LqNUdSnE

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 02:59 PM (DmNpO)

114

107...She shaved her egyptian mau for a movie?

 

Well, that was the storyline in the movie...

She was trying to torture Vince Vaughn, because they had broken up and were still sharing an apartment...for some damn reason that I forget now.

Posted by: wheatie at December 13, 2013 02:59 PM (+SY5G)

115 Scariest thing about Paul Rudd is how there are ten years of clips here and he still looks exactly the same age.

Posted by: Jeff B. at December 13, 2013 02:59 PM (hDIEK)

116 114 wheatie, I gotta get out more...

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2013 03:00 PM (9jfyN)

117 "104 I was wondering when someone would show up just to whine about "hollyweird". 100 comments in. Not too bad."

i fing live right in the middle of the shithole, surrounded by assholes in the "industry" on both sides of the lens, so i'll talk all the crap i want about them. 

you can kiss their ass if you like, but you're gonna have to wipe it off first.


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 13, 2013 03:01 PM (q+fqH)

118 Paul Rudd was pretty funny in "I Love You, Man". He and Joel Siegelman make a good comedy team. And "We're The Miller's" is moderately funny and vulgarly obnoxious if you like drug humor, etc. It's a parable about our modern dysfunctional society. Jennifer Anniston was moderately likable in "Bruce Almighty", but I don't really get her popularity. I just don't find her that attractive, or talented, or anything, really.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 13, 2013 03:01 PM (dCwZe)

119 I always liked the scene in Bruce Almighty when he makes her rack bigger... otherwise the cast of it is a who's who of leftards.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 13, 2013 03:01 PM (5lVZz)

120 I only watched that for Vince Vaughn. ---- I think I would watch Vince Vaughn act out the phone book. Related: I convinced my kids that Fred Claus is a great Christmas movie to watch tonight.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 13, 2013 03:02 PM (q1uzA)

121 I think I would watch Vince Vaughn act out the phone book. Related: I convinced my kids that Fred Claus is a great Christmas movie to watch tonight. *** My favorite Vaughn movie is A Cool, Dry Place

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 03:02 PM (DmNpO)

122 Scariest thing about Paul Rudd is how there are ten years of clips here and he still looks exactly the same age

Matt Dillon was the same way.  I swear he is just now starting to age. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 03:02 PM (HsJeN)

123 because they had broken up and were still sharing an apartment...for some damn reason that I forget now.

Boooosh ruined the economy.

Face I am making when I say that:
http://is.gd/8S8wc7

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ BEAT IOWA at December 13, 2013 03:03 PM (ZKzrr)

124 Matt Dillon was the same way. I swear he is just now starting to age. **** yeeeeeaaaahhhhh

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 03:03 PM (DmNpO)

125 109 Soona Not really. You see her from the waist up, with her boobs hidden. Otherwise the movie is about a woman who complains that her boyfriend is a selfish dick who needs to change. They break-up and start to play vicious games. Her boyfriend finally realizes that he is a selfish dick and changes for the better. But, it is too late and they go their separate ways.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 13, 2013 03:03 PM (Zswg6)

126 The funniest thing I have seen all day! Truly.
Conan is a very funny guy. I have heard him speak in private, and the guy is hysterical funny when he is not in front of a camera, and very often the same way when he is.

Posted by: navybrat at December 13, 2013 03:04 PM (AW7Gr)

127 the Obama Breakdown.   nice.

Posted by: Pinchi Puto at December 13, 2013 03:04 PM (qQk+U)

128 125 Darth Randall, Why pay 12 bucks to see that when I can buy a 12 pack and remember it...?

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2013 03:05 PM (9jfyN)

129 Who is Paul Rudd? Oh, since he thinks the tiresome repetition of the same unfunny gag is the height of comedy, he must be a writer for Family Guy.

Posted by: logprof at December 13, 2013 03:05 PM (X3GkB)

130 Mac and Me is the Kaboom of kids movies

Posted by: thunderb at December 13, 2013 03:06 PM (zOTsN)

131

There's one of his recently that I thought was really a fun movie.   Had space aliens and them finding one of their space weapons.  Can't remember the title.

 

And "Dodgeball" is one of my favorites.

Posted by: Soona at December 13, 2013 03:06 PM (1u5Z8)

132 THE MIDDLE CLASS!

Posted by: Adriane... at December 13, 2013 03:06 PM (jdRXP)

133 128 Logprof, Remembr that time I was wearing a sombrero and playing La Cucaracha? //Seth McTarded

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2013 03:07 PM (9jfyN)

134 Like Lucy promising to let Charlie Brown kick the football for adults.

This is what SNL scripts aim for, but many times fail: the repetitive gag that gets funnier every time. I can't believe how many times I laughed at this.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at December 13, 2013 03:07 PM (mYm3B)

135 I really don't like Conan, myself. Always found his NBC show hard to watch without Richter. Last night I saw a clip on the interwebs of Conan, Ice Cube and Kevin Hart using the "Ryde" that was kinda dunny tho.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 13, 2013 03:07 PM (1GNm3)

136 Brooklyn Decker - JUST GO WITH IT

http://tinyurl.com/jwazcqv


Now that's acting at it's finest.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2013 03:08 PM (xlX1p)

137 Rudd played the son opposite Jessica Lange in Long Days Journey Into Night. He was terrific

Posted by: thunderb at December 13, 2013 03:08 PM (zOTsN)

138

130 There's one of his recently that I thought was really a fun movie. Had space aliens and them finding one of their space weapons. Can't remember the title.
 

 

----------

 

'The Watch'? ....about a neighborhood watch?

Posted by: wheatie at December 13, 2013 03:08 PM (+SY5G)

139 How is this any different from Obama's speeches or "pivots" or "promises" or whatever the hell he calls his relentless lies?

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2013 03:08 PM (+cx5n)

140 Brooklyn Decker - JUST GO WITH IT http://tinyurl.com/jwazcqv Now that's acting at it's finest. *** I thought Aniston looked better than Decker in that movie.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 03:09 PM (DmNpO)

141 You all are my late night entertainment.  I haven't watched any of the late shows in about 6 years. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 03:09 PM (HsJeN)

142 127- Sven I guess the moral of that particular story is that women are fickle.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 13, 2013 03:09 PM (Zswg6)

143 Sixty percent of the time , this is funny every time .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 03:09 PM (XWw96)

144 Ryde app. Where you get rides from strangers.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 13, 2013 03:09 PM (1GNm3)

145 Did any of you click on that Arsenio link I posted above?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 03:09 PM (DmNpO)

146 I love The Watch. Hilarious, but def not for kids. Has R Lee Ermy in it telling them to get off his lawn

Posted by: thunderb at December 13, 2013 03:11 PM (zOTsN)

147 Jenny, I loved him in The Dilemna with Kevin James. I'm a big Kevin James can but VV carried that movie. Oh, and Old School too.

Posted by: L, elle at December 13, 2013 03:11 PM (50c0S)

148 I completely missed a chance to see Tongue Bump Her Fart Box in 1989 when my car broke down in Sheboygan.

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at December 13, 2013 03:11 PM (RLTt1)

149 144 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse, Sorry no I am on the droid since we're atching Dirty Harry

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2013 03:11 PM (9jfyN)

150 I thought Aniston looked better than Decker in that movie. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse


WHAT?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2013 03:11 PM (xlX1p)

151 NDH I agree. Aniston was so toned in the movie

Posted by: thunderb at December 13, 2013 03:11 PM (zOTsN)

152 I still love Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 03:12 PM (HsJeN)

153 At least no animals were injured in the posting of this outrage.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at December 13, 2013 03:12 PM (MhA4j)

154 I'm a big fan of trolling/Rickrolling, but come on, the idea that Rudd is putting one over on the host is absurd.

The video people don't just pop a tape into the VCR (or DVD player, whatever) and hit 'play.'  They need to check the video format and audio level. They need to make sure that it starts playing at the right spot. It's a funny bit, but everyone, top to bottom, is in on it.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 13, 2013 03:12 PM (xN1DB)

155 A lot of the gays prefer Anniston to Decker.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 13, 2013 03:14 PM (xlX1p)

156

153...It's a funny bit, but everyone, top to bottom, is in on it.

 

Thank you. I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: wheatie at December 13, 2013 03:16 PM (+SY5G)

157 144 -

I did just now.  Well-stated, but should not need to be said.  I can't think of anything Kanye West says or does that would matter to me, but if someone like Arsenio is going to check him, then good on Arsenio. 

Posted by: BurtTC at December 13, 2013 03:16 PM (BeSEI)

158 Aniston and Decker in bikinis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPpxCNEmKtk

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 03:17 PM (DmNpO)

159 144 -NDH No. I assumed you were rickrolling us.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 13, 2013 03:18 PM (1GNm3)

160 It's a funny bit, but everyone, top to bottom, is in on it. Thank you. I was thinking the same thing. *** Except, perhaps, the audience and that's what it's all about.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 03:19 PM (DmNpO)

161 No. I assumed you were rickrolling us. *** Dude. I don't Rickroll. If I tell ya it's a smackdown it;s a smackdown and if I tell it's Aniston talking dirty, well.... it's Aniston talking dirty.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 03:21 PM (DmNpO)

162 Laughing at the story in the sidebar about New Yorkers losing their medical coverage and just realizing now that obammycare is a bunch of shit.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 13, 2013 03:21 PM (h4eud)

163 Did any of you click on that Arsenio link I posted above?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 07:09 PM (DmNpO)


I did, my respect for him went up quite a ways...

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at December 13, 2013 03:22 PM (IPz9m)

164 161 Dr Jesse Pinkman, So remember the "can think about shit" scoreboard reads: AoSHQ 1 NYC Pro Tards 0

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2013 03:23 PM (9jfyN)

165 Like a space alien would be named Mac. Do they think we're stupid?

Posted by: UWP at December 13, 2013 03:23 PM (2hQRj)

166 165 UWP, My plan is still working! //John McCain esq

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2013 03:24 PM (9jfyN)

167 Like a space alien would be named Mac. Do they think we're stupid?

You've never seen the movies where the aliens are defeated by malicious software uploaded on a floppy disk?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ BEAT IOWA at December 13, 2013 03:25 PM (ZKzrr)

168 ...she had just had her pussy shaved. By me ..... Wakes up ..... damn .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 03:25 PM (XWw96)

169 Your first mistake, Ace, is in watching Conan O'Brien. Your second mistake was in admitting it.

/Insert appropriate Pixy Compliant frowny face here

Every hungry B lister in existence has a date with Conan, and Conan can't help but advertise this fact by bragging about his exclusive nobody guests right in the middle of shows that have nothing to do with Conan O'Brien....or his booked 'guests'. Personally, I blame the talent stables at ABCNNBCBS, or whichever network was unlucky enough to sign him, that seems to think that a two minute clip of Conan clowning around like a balding ginger spastic queef will draw in some viewers.

The FWD button on my DVR remote is my, and your, friend.


Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 13, 2013 03:26 PM (0IhFx)

170 167 HeatherRadish, That never happens.... //StuxNet

Posted by: sven10077 at December 13, 2013 03:26 PM (9jfyN)

171 AMC is showing White Christmas and the Haines sisters are doing their song, "Sisters". That means pretty soon Crosby and Kaye will be doing their version.  *snicker*

Posted by: Retread at December 13, 2013 03:27 PM (cHwk5)

172 The FWD button on my DVR remote is my, and your, friend.


Posted by: Sticky Wicket

Thanks for sharing, Jay. 

Posted by: mrp at December 13, 2013 03:33 PM (HjPtV)

173 NY State supposedly getting 6 feet of global warming.

Posted by: UWP at December 13, 2013 03:34 PM (2hQRj)

174 Conan? He fucked Edward D Jones in the ass with a snack whilesome black chick rode him piggyback and stabbed skinhead slave thieves in the ribs with two tiny dick knives, right?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 13, 2013 03:35 PM (vHRtU)

175 When I was looking at frats at KU, he was one my "guides." Went to a Trip Shakespeare concert and he got piss drunk. Nice guy though, people that have have known him, love him.

Posted by: JT in KC at December 13, 2013 03:36 PM (8l6hB)

176 While you were busy posting this I informed dozens of people on Yahoo! News that Obama is destroying the country. I hope your happy Mr. Not Being Bought By Salem Communications.

Posted by: Serious Tru Con Patriot at December 13, 2013 03:45 PM (dvRYt)

177
Here's a funny Russian Prostitute clip!


http://tinyurl.com/mnv2qln

Posted by: Doctor Fish at December 13, 2013 03:47 PM (pJF+c)

178 Three minutes into The Wolverine, and we've already hit "galactically-stupid". That may be some kind of record.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2013 03:48 PM (lqgtz)

179 178 Three minutes into The Wolverine, and we've already hit "galactically-stupid".

That may be some kind of record.

Oooh, look who's all smart.  I'll have you know I was completely baffled by minute 2.

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo at December 13, 2013 03:50 PM (6TB1Z)

180 Three minutes into The Wolverine, and we've already hit "galactically-stupid"

Huh, what?  Oh, sorry, I was distracted by Hugh Jackman's pectorals. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 03:50 PM (HsJeN)

181 An hour and half of reading this thread and I am still not interested in finding out who this Rudd fella is.

Is there something wrong with me?

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 03:50 PM (nkPV9)

182 178 Three minutes into The Wolverine, and we've already hit "galactically-stupid". That may be some kind of record. Posted by: Waterhouse at December 13, 2013 07:48 PM (lqgtz) i don't remember when capt america hit that.....it was pretty close though

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 13, 2013 03:50 PM (u8GsB)

183 I'm surprised they cut out of the clip the part where the evil Republicans pushed the boy in the wheelchair off the cliff.

Posted by: Marmo at December 13, 2013 03:50 PM (pcgW1)

184 181 An hour and half of reading this thread and I am still not interested in finding out who this Rudd fella is. Is there something wrong with me? Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 07:50 PM (nkPV9) no

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 13, 2013 03:51 PM (u8GsB)

185 Conan who?  In the meantime, our Republic is swirling down a rat drain.
Oh shit.  Embrace the

Posted by: suck at December 13, 2013 03:51 PM (aUQgu)

186 Their consolidation of organs gives me an easier target

Posted by: Ayatollah Pee Pee Slapola at December 13, 2013 03:52 PM (R6JT1)

187 If you like your wheelchair . . .

Posted by: the littl shyning man at December 13, 2013 03:52 PM (uYO4C)

188 no

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 13, 2013 07:51 PM (u8GsB)



Whew...I was getting worried.

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 03:52 PM (nkPV9)

189 Hey, man, I saw "the exact same joke, over, and over, and over" open for the Dead in '67 at Lindley Meadows!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 13, 2013 03:54 PM (PDhMJ)

190 Frats? FRATS?

KU? KFUCKINGU the 'Harvaaaaard of da Midweeeeeeest?'

Did you enjoy being anal-raped by lesbian Sasquatches in your 'downtown' totally hood FRAT shacks after having actual ChiCom business agents fuck you up your nose and cum in your brain?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 13, 2013 03:56 PM (vHRtU)

191 @StepehnKruiser: I think Salem Communications just bought my family.

Posted by: Retread at December 13, 2013 03:59 PM (cHwk5)

192 Anyone want to see a King County bus driver spaz out when a rider doesn't exit his bus? http://preview.tinyurl.com/k4xej8j It's hilarious. The driver reaches his terminus, and there's a dude sleeping on the bus. After telling the guy numerous times to "Get off the bus!" the driver ejects the guy's bag. The passenger finally gets off, but while passing the driver the passenger bumps and spits on him. The driver than bends him over a bench and smacks him around. Good stuff.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 13, 2013 03:59 PM (P7Wsr)

193 Doesn't seem to be much going on anywhere tonight. Might be a good time to do some target practice.

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 03:59 PM (nkPV9)

194 184 181 An hour and half of reading this thread and I am still not interested in finding out who this Rudd fella is.

Is there something wrong with me?
Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 07:50 PM (nkPV9)

no

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at December 13, 2013 07:51 PM (u8GsB)

 

I just joined the thread. Skipped to the end and was absolved of all need to know burdens by pheonixgirl. Saved myself at least an hour and a half.

 

Thanks pheonixgirl!

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 03:59 PM (RX6BJ)

195 Who is this OG Celtic-American fellow , and does he have a weekly newsletter ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 03:59 PM (XWw96)

196  Frats? FRATS?

KU? KFUCKINGU the 'Harvaaaaard of da Midweeeeeeest?'

Did you enjoy being anal-raped by lesbian Sasquatches in your 'downtown' totally hood FRAT shacks after having actual ChiCom business agents fuck you up your nose and cum in your brain?

So, you never got an invite, huh?

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at December 13, 2013 04:00 PM (jAc/f)

197 Well someone got into the asshole wine early.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 13, 2013 04:01 PM (B0gqn)

198 So, are you ready for this?

Iran Quits Nuke Talks!!!!!11!1!!!!


John Kerry's chin hardest hit.


Iran == Lucy

US == Charlie Brown

Nuke talks == Football



Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 13, 2013 04:05 PM (LSDdO)

199 The only problem with target practice you ask? You didn't ask? I am going to tell you anyway.

This area where i live at is relatively free of hobos, and my hobo hound has a cold.

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 04:05 PM (nkPV9)

200 actual ChiCom business agents Oi, wots all this then?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 13, 2013 04:06 PM (P7Wsr)

201 This area where i live at is relatively free of hobos, and my hobo hound has a cold. Go on Safari to San Francisco!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 13, 2013 04:07 PM (P7Wsr)

202 Show me clip again and I impale you on spear and slow roast you over hot coals.

Posted by: Conan the Barbarian at December 13, 2013 04:08 PM (dvRYt)

203

*sniff, sniff*

 

Definately lost that new thread smell.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:10 PM (RX6BJ)

204 "Go on Safari to San Francisco!"

I am not that brave. Maybe Go into town and hunt hipsters near the University.

I wonder what the hipster limit is this time of year? Anyone know what the hipster/hobo exchange rate is?

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 04:10 PM (nkPV9)

205 What is steal compared to baked flesh?

Posted by: Thulsa Choom at December 13, 2013 04:11 PM (R6JT1)

206

I wonder what the hipster limit is this time of year? Anyone know what the hipster/hobo exchange rate is?

Free hipster license for every hobo you bag.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:11 PM (RX6BJ)

207 But Iran still gets the billions in gold bullion and cash, don't they???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 13, 2013 04:13 PM (PDhMJ)

208 Paul Rudd has a film screening at Sundance. I go to the fest every year (hush, don't judge me) so I could see it, but it also stars Amy Poehler, who I'm not a fan of. Also it sounds like a rehashing of You've Got Mail with Rudd in the Tom Hanks part, not sure I need to see that. There's gonna be a doc on Mitt Romney, prop 8, fracking, the hazards the North Dakota oil boon hath brought, and the usual white and straight ppl be crazy. Also a film with Kristen Stewart as a soldier at Guantanamo who strikes up a friendship with an inmate. *side eye* And the usual coming of age sexytimes Rochelle Rochelle type of films are present. On the plus side, Rinko Kikuchi! And the doc partially funded by Coursera about the evils of the higher ed system sounds intriguing.

Posted by: LizLem at December 13, 2013 04:13 PM (BF+2f)

209 And them centrifuges ain't stopped yet.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 13, 2013 04:14 PM (LSDdO)

210 Posted by: LizLem at December 13, 2013 08:13 PM (BF+2f)

I dated a chick who won one of Sundance's "Young Filmmaker" or "Chick With Nice Tits" awards.

She did.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2013 04:16 PM (QFxY5)

211

Test.

This is only a test.

If this were a real message, it probably wouldnÂ’t be any better than this test!

 

Wonder if this'll get me a trip to the barrel?

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:16 PM (RX6BJ)

212

Damn. Was trying for italics and bold. Fail.

 

But! No barrel. So there is that.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:17 PM (RX6BJ)

213 If ever a post called for a double-post, this is it.

Posted by: Piercello at December 13, 2013 04:20 PM (P4dpU)

214 Posted by: bonhomme at December 13, 2013 07:59 PM (P7Wsr)

They should make him the head of the transit authority in Seattle.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2013 04:20 PM (QFxY5)

215

I dated a chick who won one of Sundance's "Young Filmmaker" or "Chick With Nice Tits" awards.

She did.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2013 08:16 PM (QFxY5)

 

CBD, you been around long enough to know the rules. Pics, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:20 PM (RX6BJ)

216 LizLem, a guy I went to high school with produced a movie debuting at Sundance called "Hellion."  They filmed it in my hometown. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 04:20 PM (HsJeN)

217 The Bold, the Italic, the bootyful

Posted by: David Allen Gear at December 13, 2013 04:22 PM (R6JT1)

218 Paul Rudd is handsome.

Posted by: TAO at December 13, 2013 04:22 PM (HGQES)

219 Who the hell is Paul Rudd? For that matter who is Conan O'Brien?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 04:23 PM (aDwsi)

220

The Bold, the Italic, the bootyful

Posted by: David Allen Gear at December 13, 2013 08:22 PM (R6JT1)

 

Hahahaha............LOL!

 

You almost owed me a new laptop!

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:24 PM (RX6BJ)

221 Listening to FBC Radio, enjoying the Christmas Music. It calms me. http://fbcradio.org/listen/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 04:24 PM (aDwsi)

222 Italions lesson [ start here i one of these ] one of them insert the the shit you want italianized [ one of these / one of these i add this ] and you're done

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 04:24 PM (XWw96)

223 Paul Rudd is handsome. Not my type.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2013 04:24 PM (Nq4js)

224 @219 An actor who made a joke on a show with a comic. I think. I thought it was going to be a gun thread from the title.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 04:25 PM (P6QsQ)

225 Paul Rudd is interesting in that he doesn't seem to age.

Posted by: rrpjr at December 13, 2013 04:26 PM (s/yC1)

226

insert shit here to italicize

 

does b work for bold?

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:26 PM (RX6BJ)

227 I thought it was going to be a gun thread from the title. Posted by: grammie ------------------ Okay..., THAT there is funny.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 04:26 PM (aDwsi)

228 HTML was way more fun when we had nice things .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 04:26 PM (XWw96)

229 This is why I pay for the premiere membership. TV reviews! Yeah, baby!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 13, 2013 04:27 PM (0FSuD)

230 Bill D. Cat is da man!

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:27 PM (RX6BJ)

231 does b work for bold? What do you think ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 04:27 PM (XWw96)

232 @225 Well he has gained some weight since his Clueless days....but he's still handsome!

Posted by: TAO at December 13, 2013 04:28 PM (HGQES)

233 tbodie - By convention, all tests subject the tester to an obligation to buy drinks for the house. J&B Rare..., neat, please.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 04:28 PM (aDwsi)

234 s for strike u for underline Buy platinum membership for &!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 13, 2013 04:28 PM (o3MSL)

235 231 does b work for bold?

What do you think ?   Well.... The way I did it, yes. 

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:28 PM (RX6BJ)

236 What I wouldn't give for a chess thread.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 04:28 PM (P6QsQ)

237 HTML was way more fun when we had nice things . Posted by: Bill D ------------------ Yes..., but you brats broke stuff..., and that is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 04:29 PM (aDwsi)

238 Okay that clip was way funnier than it had a right to be.

Posted by: Chandler's Ghost at December 13, 2013 04:30 PM (9JS/n)

239 brb. watching paint dry.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 13, 2013 04:30 PM (6fSty)

240 J&B Rare..., neat, please.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 08:28 PM (aDwsi)

 

I got no ampersands, I think. Or J&B Rare?

 

I do have Gentleman Jack and Crown Black. Pick your poison.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:30 PM (RX6BJ)

241 Brian Dennehy opened for Brian Dennehy at Brian Dennehy And The Middle Class in '89.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at December 13, 2013 04:30 PM (m9V0o)

242 r10 to k3. Checkmate.

Posted by: Ronster at December 13, 2013 04:31 PM (Rru72)

243 Man..., this thread was sunk before I got here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 04:31 PM (aDwsi)

244 Is there any chance this Rudd  fella is in my area and could be mistaken for a hobo?

If so I could take care of this problem for you Mr. O'Spades.

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 04:31 PM (nkPV9)

245 Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 08:29 PM (aDwsi) It was pretty much creative destruction that did us in.

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 13, 2013 04:31 PM (o3MSL)

246 Yes..., but you brats broke stuff..., and that is why we can't have nice things. Ah, the Marquee Madness...

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at December 13, 2013 04:32 PM (m9V0o)

247 244 Is there any chance this Rudd fella is in my area and could be mistaken for a hobo?

If so I could take care of this problem for you Mr. O'Spades.

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 08:31 PM (nkPV9)

 

If we told you where he is, that would ruin the thrill of the hunt.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:32 PM (RX6BJ)

248 u sank my battleship

Posted by: stratego at December 13, 2013 04:33 PM (R6JT1)

249 Here. Miss Upton will liven this thread up a bit: http://tinyurl.com/lw6vejp

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 13, 2013 04:33 PM (6fSty)

250 #236 Here's a chess set for you if that helps:
dangerousminds.net/comments/taxidermied_mice_chess_set

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 13, 2013 04:33 PM (PDhMJ)

251 Hunt? Who said anything about hunting. I need some target practice and my hobo hound needs a new chew toy.

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 04:34 PM (nkPV9)

252 @249 Not every commenter here is a guy!

Posted by: TAO at December 13, 2013 04:34 PM (HGQES)

253 Yes..., but you brats broke stuff..., and that is why we can't have nice things. Can't argue with you on that point . I participated Memorial Day Weekend . That I denounce myself has been implied since .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 04:34 PM (XWw96)

254 Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at December 13, 2013 08:32 PM (m9V0o) To this day, I wish I could have seen the source formatting that lead to the sterile HTML swamp that is now AoS!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 13, 2013 04:35 PM (o3MSL)

255 tbodie - You are in deep, deep, doo-doo. I am a kind and generous spirit (at this time of the year), positively overflowing with the milk of human kindness, thus your failure to stock Scotch will happily forgiven. Others, less kind than I, will damn sure expect Scotch on these occasions. So, be forewarned. I will not be able to save you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 04:35 PM (aDwsi)

256

Here. Miss Upton will liven this thread up a bit:

http://tinyurl.com/lw6vejp

 

She livens up more than this thread!

 

IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:35 PM (RX6BJ)

257 Here's a chess set for you if that helps:
dangerousminds.net/comments/taxidermied_mice_chess_set

Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2013 08:33 PM (PDhMJ)


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Oh.  My.  Gosh.


omg omg omg

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 04:35 PM (P6QsQ)

258 ☺☻

Which one is Santa?

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 04:36 PM (nkPV9)

259 216 LizLem, a guy I went to high school with produced a movie debuting at Sundance called "Hellion." They filmed it in my hometown. Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 08:20 PM (HsJeN) Nice! Seeing the young filmmakers with stars in their eyes, getting their first big break, is my fave part about going. They have the best Q&A's. That is the one thing that remains awesome about it amid the gross commercialization. I'll have to give Hellion a look!

Posted by: LizLem at December 13, 2013 04:37 PM (BF+2f)

260 tbodie - You are in deep, deep, doo-doo. I am a kind and generous spirit (at this time of the year), positively overflowing with the milk of human kindness, thus your failure to stock Scotch will happily forgiven.

Others, less kind than I, will damn sure expect Scotch on these occasions. So, be forewarned. I will not be able to save you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 08:35 PM (aDwsi)

 

Appreciate that. Since I am obviously lacking in my life experiences, which Scotch do you recommend?

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:37 PM (RX6BJ)

261 I participated Memorial Day Weekend . That I denounce myself has been implied since . Posted by: Bill D ------------------- Year before last, right? It is legendary.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 04:37 PM (aDwsi)

262 Here's a guy with washboard abs: http://tinyurl.com/knvvvxc

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 13, 2013 04:37 PM (6fSty)

263 Santa can't be a penguin because penguins are eeeevil. Remember Wallace and Gromit.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at December 13, 2013 04:38 PM (MIKMs)

264 A semi naked, soaking wet Brooklyn Decker walking towards you with a smirk has to be the the single most enticing movie trailer in cinematic history. Â…Â….not real creative OK, but imaginative and effectiveÂ…...

Posted by: ontherocks at December 13, 2013 04:38 PM (42o0q)

265 @262 lol

Posted by: TAO at December 13, 2013 04:38 PM (HGQES)

266 #258 One is Santa; the other is Black Peter!

Posted by: some dutch guy at December 13, 2013 04:39 PM (PDhMJ)

267 Oh dang, it's sold.  $450.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 04:40 PM (P6QsQ)

268 So, we have taken a near dead thread, injected a little pron and some whiskey and Viola!. A not as near dead thread.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:41 PM (RX6BJ)

269 tbodie - Well, many here are Scotch snobs. Pay them no mind. By the time the stuff has been scrubbed through the 'net, it all tastes the same. Just keep a bottle of Val-U-Rite Scotch on hand, and tell 'em it's Macallan's, they'll never know the difference. Hell, I've been handing out shots of Ancient Age and calling it Pappy Vanwinkle for months.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 04:41 PM (aDwsi)

270 It is legendary. It is , and it was further back , year wise . I blame booze for not being able to remember the year . Fun night tho ....

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 04:42 PM (XWw96)

271 Santa can't be a penguin because penguins are eeeevil. Remember Wallace and Gromit. Posted by: Mustbequantum ------------ Well, now..., that is just fcuking eerie. In another window, I am posting a set of Wallace and Gromit figures for sale on Ebay.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 04:43 PM (aDwsi)

272 I think it was the Memorial Day the year before the Weiner Memorial Day extravaganza. 

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 04:43 PM (P6QsQ)

273

Well, many here are Scotch snobs. Pay them no mind. By the time the stuff has been scrubbed through the 'net, it all tastes the same. Just keep a bottle of Val-U-Rite Scotch on hand, and tell 'em it's Macallan's, they'll never know the difference.

Hell, I've been handing out shots of Ancient Age and calling it Pappy Vanwinkle for months.

 

I sense there may some wisdom here.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:44 PM (RX6BJ)

274 Yes, too bad it has sold. I'm hoping it was bought by the prop department for Game of Thrones.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 13, 2013 04:45 PM (PDhMJ)

275 Memorial Day 2010?

Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 04:45 PM (HsJeN)

276 Mustbequantum - http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.14006039.0140/flat,550x550,075,f.u2.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 04:45 PM (aDwsi)

277 Here's one for the 'ettes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vSKyFA5F9Y

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 04:49 PM (DmNpO)

278 I keep waiting for this thread to die a merciful death. Just another of life's little disappointments.

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 04:49 PM (nkPV9)

279 Willow if you post, we will get a new thread

Posted by: Thunderb at December 13, 2013 04:50 PM (zOTsN)

280 OK. So I'm drinking Gentleman Jack tonight. What are y'all drinkgin?

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 04:52 PM (RX6BJ)

281 Yeah, I used to feel dirty because I had a crush on him from the Young Hercules series.  He was 16, and I was 21.  I don't feel bad about it all now, NDH.  LMBO

Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 04:52 PM (HsJeN)

282 Willow if you post, we will get a new thread Posted by: Thunderb ------------- ... and we will scamper away without telling you.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 04:52 PM (aDwsi)

283 I can't believe this thread is still going. Whew it smells ripe in here.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman RN now your DR under obummercare at December 13, 2013 04:52 PM (KuZ6A)

284 That should be *AT* all. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 04:53 PM (HsJeN)

285 O/T You think the Tea Party would get some attention if they had around the clock protest AND kitchens? http://tinyurl.com/kbblxab

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 13, 2013 04:54 PM (0FSuD)

286

@219 For that matter who is Conan O'Brien?

---------------

 

Some guy who's not as good as Leno.

 

/innocent whistle

 

Posted by: junior at December 13, 2013 04:54 PM (UWFpX)

287 ♥♦♣

However here, when I do alt+6 which should type a spade, my browser goes to my homepage.

Maybe a kitteh is stuck in one of my tubes?

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 04:54 PM (nkPV9)

288 Did you enjoy being anal-raped by lesbian Sasquatches in your 'downtown' totally hood FRAT shacks after having actual ChiCom business agents fuck you up your nose and cum in your brain? Something's wrong with his medulla oblongata.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 13, 2013 04:54 PM (JDIKC)

289 Willow must be elsewhere oh where is she when we need her most.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman RN now your DR under obummercare at December 13, 2013 04:54 PM (KuZ6A)

290 Everyone should spend a few minutes reading the NYT story about OCare in the sidebar. This was my favorite comment: rosa ca I'm puzzled: Did these people not know the difference between Single Payer and the Hertiage Foundation written ACA? We progressives have been howling for the last couple of years. Obama dumped his promise of Single Payer right before he entered the White House. But not to worry.....the Republicans have a way-cheaper system.....it's called the Single Prayer option. Look for it coming your way, real soon........ Dec. 13, 2013 at 3:39 p.m. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: Daybrother at December 13, 2013 04:55 PM (KDgS8)

291 Eldest is at work. Other son watching basketball. Youngest thunder in her room brooding Hubby and I watching Elf. WTF

Posted by: Thunderb at December 13, 2013 04:55 PM (zOTsN)

292 OG Celtic, if you don't like frats, that's fine, I get it. Yes, KU academics had quite a socialist bent but 99% of colleges do. While I didn't know Rudd well, I knew a lot of people that did. Never heard a single bad thing about him. Sometimes, the nice guy makes it.

Posted by: JT in KC at December 13, 2013 04:56 PM (8l6hB)

293 OK. So I'm drinking Gentleman Jack tonight. Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 08:52 PM (RX6BJ) Gentleman Jack is my preferred beverage when I make a whiskey sour.

Posted by: Vendette at December 13, 2013 04:58 PM (sv2CE)

294 ¢¾♦¢À

However here, when I do alt+6 which should type a spade, my browser goes to my homepage.

Maybe a kitteh is stuck in one of my tubes?

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 08:54 PM (nkPV9)

 

How'd you do that?

Posted by: newbie... at December 13, 2013 04:58 PM (RX6BJ)

295 Wow. I copy/paste that and still screw it up.

Posted by: newbie... at December 13, 2013 04:59 PM (RX6BJ)

296 Medulla Oblongata ..... Wasn't that a Rush album ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 05:00 PM (XWw96)

297

So first there Fox with its attempt to build out the X-Men franchise on the big screen.  That hasn't done so well, but it hasn't stopped them from releasing new movies.

 

Then there was Marvel's attempt to go nuts with the Avengers franchise.  That has done quite well, and at the moment we're averaging two new films in the franchise every year.

 

And then Warner Brothers/DC decided to finally do the same with the Justice League.  We still don't know how it will work out, but Man of Steel and Ben Affleck as Batman don't have me all that excited.

 

And now...  Sony has decided that *it* will do the same thing with the Spider-Man franchise.  Coming soon to a theater near you - Venom and Sinister Six movies.

 

/sigh

 

Posted by: junior at December 13, 2013 05:00 PM (UWFpX)

298 We're still here ?



Oh my.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 05:02 PM (P6QsQ)

299

Gentleman Jack is my preferred beverage when I make a whiskey sour.

 

During Bush 43 I'd mix my drinks as well. When TFG came along I just went straight alcohol. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:02 PM (RX6BJ)

300 Speaking of straight alcohol, I had to buy some Everclear this afternoon and I couldn't find it.  So I asked the nice young man at the liquor store to help me.  He kind of looked at me funny.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 05:03 PM (P6QsQ)

301 Ever clear? Baiting your hobo traps?

Posted by: Thunderb at December 13, 2013 05:05 PM (zOTsN)

302 I completely missed a chance to see Tongue Bump Her Fart Box in 1989 when my car broke down in Sheboygan.

Posted by: Bigby's Boxing Gloves at December 13, 2013 07:11 PM (RLTt1)


Best ever "Got To See....." that I have seen or heard. And they say the universe is random.



Posted by: Jukin at December 13, 2013 05:06 PM (WGm5T)

303

Speaking of straight alcohol, I had to buy some Everclear this afternoon and I couldn't find it. So I asked the nice young man at the liquor store to help me. He kind of looked at me funny.


 

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 09:03 PM (P6QsQ)

 

Wow. Everclear. That's some serious stuff. Best I can do these days is Turekey 101l

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:06 PM (RX6BJ)

304 Is it just me, or is that wheelchair kid in a fuckload of movies?

Posted by: Tortillapete at December 13, 2013 05:07 PM (Oc+W+)

305 Palin/Rudd 2016

Posted by: eman at December 13, 2013 05:07 PM (AO9UG)

306 Ever clear?

Baiting your hobo traps?

Posted by: Thunderb at December 13, 2013 09:05 PM (zOTsN)

=============================




Swedish Glögg.  Tomorrow is the day we  will make a batch  for Christmas.  I hope I don't light my hair on fire, ala 1981. 

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 05:09 PM (P6QsQ)

307 Is it just me, or is that wheelchair kid in a fuckload of movies? To be honest , it's just you .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 05:09 PM (XWw96)

308 HOW funny is it to bang the same joke, day after day???

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 13, 2013 05:10 PM (Pr6hk)

309 Swedish Glögg. Tomorrow is the day we will make a batch for Christmas. I hope I don't light my hair on fire, ala 1981.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 09:09 PM (P6QsQ)

 

What is Swedish Glögg?

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:10 PM (RX6BJ)

310 It's bait for Swedish hobos

Posted by: Thunderb at December 13, 2013 05:11 PM (zOTsN)

311 And since I don't have much hair, there's very low risk of lighting it on fire.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:11 PM (RX6BJ)

312 Wait. We got Swedish hobos? Is that like the low rent Swedish all-girl ski team?

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:12 PM (RX6BJ)

313 Palin/Rudd 2016 Rudd needs to musk up first .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 05:12 PM (XWw96)

314 What is Swedish Glögg?

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 09:10 PM (RX6BJ)


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It's a warm mulled punch, made with port wine, brandy, rum and pure grain alcohol, with added spices, almonds and raisins.  It is guaranteed to clean out your sinuses, your intestines, and various other internal organs. 

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 05:13 PM (P6QsQ)

315 308 HOW funny is it to bang the same joke, day after day??? Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 13, 2013 09:10 PM (Pr6hk) Is this a proposal ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 05:14 PM (XWw96)

316 HOW funny is it to bang the same joke, day after day??? I know, right?

Posted by: Mr. Warren's Peace Pipe at December 13, 2013 05:16 PM (R6JT1)

317 That's. PIECE pipe dodo!

Posted by: Thunderb at December 13, 2013 05:16 PM (zOTsN)

318 Ugh feel in like sh#t Asked ms McCool to pick me up some hot toddy essentials Paddy whiskey ! She's an angel

Posted by: mccool at December 13, 2013 05:18 PM (GwC9d)

319 Nice clip, but what happens next? Does the kid drown? Does he land on a shy, but friendly shark? Why didn't Batman save him?

Posted by: eman at December 13, 2013 05:18 PM (AO9UG)

320 It's a warm mulled punch, made with port wine, brandy, rum and pure grain alcohol, with added spices, almonds and raisins. It is guaranteed to clean out your sinuses, your intestines, and various other internal organs.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 09:13 PM (P6QsQ)

 

Okay grammie winger ( poster formerly known as mama winger), I binged Swedish Glögg and looked at 4 recipes. None of them mentioned everclear. Obviously you have the golder recipe. Care to share?

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:18 PM (RX6BJ)

321 Golder = golden.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:19 PM (RX6BJ)

322 >>>308 HOW funny is it to bang the same joke, day after day???
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 13, 2013 09:10 PM (Pr6hk)<<<



Trust me, it ain't fun.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 13, 2013 05:19 PM (VJpOJ)

323 Since this thread is sad I'll post my gaming bleg now instead of waiting until Sunday. Calling any WoW players who would be willing to make an Alliance toon on the Rexxar server. I'm trying to get the Val U Rite Pudding guild going there. The guild master is "Learie"

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 05:19 PM (GDulk)

324 Are we going to go straight from this Rudd fella to the ONT. Whats the over/under?

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 05:19 PM (nkPV9)

325 HOW funny is it to bang the same joke, day after day???
Heaps!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 13, 2013 05:19 PM (PDhMJ)

326 Whoops, forgot to say that I'm at the signature gathering stage.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 05:20 PM (GDulk)

327 Maybe next time ill try glogg

Posted by: mccool at December 13, 2013 05:20 PM (rxaGA)

328 Everclear? I just tuck a tenner in a hollow stump up the mountain, and the next day there's a Mason jar full of Mountain Dew there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 05:21 PM (aDwsi)

329 323 Since this thread is sad I'll post my gaming bleg now instead of waiting until Sunday. Calling any WoW players who would be willing to make an Alliance toon on the Rexxar server. I'm trying to get the Val U Rite Pudding guild going there. The guild master is "Learie" Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 09:19 PM (GDulk) Nerds!!!!!

Posted by: eman at December 13, 2013 05:21 PM (AO9UG)

330 Posted by: eman at December 13, 2013 09:21 PM (AO9UG) Well..yeah.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 05:22 PM (GDulk)

331 Well, it has gotten gamey..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 05:22 PM (aDwsi)

332 I'll post my gaming bleg now.

Calling any WoW players who would be willing to make an Alliance toon on the Rexxar server. I'm trying to get the Val U Rite Pudding guild going there. The guild master is "Learie"

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 09:19 PM (GDulk)

 

Wow. Time flies when you're drinking Jack. Where did the weekend go!?

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:23 PM (RX6BJ)

333 One of the scvhost.exe's  on my computer was using 99% of CPU so I nuked it  via task manager. Now some things  don't work. I knew that would happen and I don't care.  Damn computers to hell.

Posted by: Ronster at December 13, 2013 05:24 PM (Rru72)

334 Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 09:23 PM (RX6BJ) Lol. My mental rough draft had "instead of waiting for Sunday" but I seem to have skipped that part in writing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 05:24 PM (GDulk)

335 Okay grammie winger ( poster formerly known as mama winger), I binged Swedish Glögg and looked at 4 recipes. None of them mentioned everclear. Obviously you have the golder recipe. Care to share?

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 09:18 PM (RX6BJ)


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This is the way we make it in the Winger household.  This recipe comes straight off the boat from Sandviken:


1 jug port wine

1 bottle brandy

1 cup rum

1/3 cup Everclear

1 oz almond slivers

2 oz raisins

peel from 1 orange

1 cinnamon stick

pinch of cardamom (optional)

1/2 cup raw sugar


Soak raisins, almonds, sugar, spices and  orange peel in rum overnight.  Next day, add port wine and brandy to large pot. Heat on very low heat about 2 hours. Do not let it boil or burn.  Remove from heat.  Stir in contents of your rum bowl with all the goodies in it.  Stir in Everclear.  Let it cool.  Pore it all back into your various jugs and bottles and store it for a few days before you drink it.  Heat on very low setting before serving in small cups. 



Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 05:25 PM (P6QsQ)

336 Formatting fail.  Sorry.


I will clean it up and post it again on Sunday's Recipe thread.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 05:25 PM (P6QsQ)

337 Couldn't do the WoW thing. Went back to EQ. Any Morons/Ettes game Old Skool?

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 13, 2013 05:26 PM (dvRYt)

338 Posted by: Ronster at December 13, 2013 09:24 PM (Rru72) My sympathies. I love being online but hate all things computery (mostly because I totally suck at technology).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 05:26 PM (GDulk)

339 spirits say hoisting a big heapum socialism nothing a forked tongue cannot handle

Posted by: Mr. Warren's Peace Pipe at December 13, 2013 05:26 PM (R6JT1)

340 It's why I come to AoSHQ. No worn out memes here. Every day is a fresh clean Massengill day. Posted by: Soona LMAO, no wonder Ace wadn't bought out by some smug group. Ya, a fersh clean Massengill day every day, well except for the same ole smut!

Posted by: The Farmer at December 13, 2013 05:27 PM (eBupg)

341 Pore?  You have already sampled it I'm thinking.

Posted by: Ronster at December 13, 2013 05:27 PM (Rru72)

342 Lol. My mental rough draft had "instead of waiting for Sunday" but I seem to have skipped that part in writing.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 09:24 PM (GDulk)

 

Polliwog, it was there.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:27 PM (RX6BJ)

343 Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 13, 2013 09:26 PM (dvRYt) The Dude said recently that this weeks gaming thread would include a section on his favorite boardgames.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 05:28 PM (GDulk)

344 Arghh The shooter in Denver was demoted or kicked off the debate team the librarian coached. Quiet involved kid. Ran cross country. A senior. Prolly felt he needed debate on his apps for college

Posted by: Thunderb at December 13, 2013 05:28 PM (zOTsN)

345

 Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 09:26 PM (GDulk)

 

You and me  both.

Posted by: Ronster at December 13, 2013 05:28 PM (Rru72)

346 Pore? You have already sampled it I'm thinking.

Posted by: Ronster at December 13, 2013 09:27 PM (Rru72)


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no glogg not ready


the mojitos are lovely though this time of year

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 05:29 PM (P6QsQ)

347 No worn out memes here. -------------- We just get used, and tossed aside.

Posted by: knicklefucker at December 13, 2013 05:30 PM (aDwsi)

348 Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 09:27 PM (RX6BJ) Double lol. I guess a suck at proofreading too. Good thing the Horde will only mock until the next "Squirrel!" comes along.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 05:30 PM (GDulk)

349 I've had the German variant (gluhwein), grammie winger.  I may try the Swedish version this year. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 05:30 PM (HsJeN)

350 Parcheesi! Will there be Parcheesi?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 05:32 PM (aDwsi)

351 Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 09:30 PM (HsJeN) I thought Gluhwein was just spiced wine. If it's got that other stuff then I may have an excuse for my bad typing even though I only had a small amount.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 05:32 PM (GDulk)

352

 Formatting fail. Sorry.


I will clean it up and post it again on Sunday's Recipe thread

 

It worked for me. Thanks.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:33 PM (RX6BJ)

353 What, exactly, constitutes 'a jug of wine'? A gallon?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 05:33 PM (aDwsi)

354 A "jug" is equivalent to a half liter.  Therefore, when you say "She has a nice pair of jugs" you mean that her tits are each at least big enough to hold a half-liter each.

Posted by: Jimbo at December 13, 2013 05:35 PM (V70Uh)

355 I'll admit it, I laughed at Paul Rudd's schtick. Evening Rons.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2013 05:35 PM (GEICT)

356 What, exactly, constitutes 'a jug of wine'? A gallon?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 09:33 PM (aDwsi)


------------


Ya one of them big ones.  Use port though.  You can use more everclear too if you like.  I shall not be responsible for any accidents or unintended pregnancies however.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 05:36 PM (P6QsQ)

357 btw, this thread is old.


Posted by: Jimbo at December 13, 2013 05:36 PM (V70Uh)

358 I will clean it up and post it again on Sunday's Recipe thread.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 09:25 PM (P6QsQ)

Well...after the catastrophe of last week's there might not be one.

I was the guest who got drunk, grabbed the hostess' tits, then puked on the new Persian rug.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2013 05:37 PM (QFxY5)

359 What, exactly, constitutes 'a jug of wine'? A gallon?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 09:33 PM (aDwsi

 

From Bing:

 

A JUG OF WINE AND YOU
(UNKNOWN)

W. Lee O'Daniel & His Hillbilly Boys


Days were dreary but now they're cheery
The sun is back up in the sky...
I'm so happy -- yes, oh so happy
And here's the reason why

Prohibition's not my ambition
But now my skies are blue
Good times called me, and fate has brought me
A jug of wine and you

Days are sunny, I feel so funny
I sing the whole day through
Why should I fret as long as I get
A jug of wine and you

Every new sensation
Makes me smile -- you'll see
Prohibition's a sad condition
But look what it brought me

I'm contented 'cause you've consented
To say the words -- I do
Rent's all paid for, and I was made for...
A jug of wine -- and you!

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:37 PM (RX6BJ)

360 Awww, CBD , you did just fine.  I love the recipe thread.  I'm not much of a cook, but I do like reading about it.  Love the drink recipes too.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 05:38 PM (P6QsQ)

361 Well...after the catastrophe of last week's there might not be one. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2013 09:37 PM (QFxY5) WhatÂ…did youÂ….DO????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2013 05:38 PM (GEICT)

362 What, exactly, constitutes 'a jug of wine'? The volume displaced by a street juggler's body in a standard car trunk?

Posted by: In Vino Vesper Angustus at December 13, 2013 05:38 PM (R6JT1)

363 I could've formatted that better.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:38 PM (RX6BJ)

364 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2013 09:35 PM (GEICT)

Yeah....it's as if he doesn't take himself seriously because he understands that he is simply an overpaid regurgitator of somebody else's writing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2013 05:38 PM (QFxY5)

365 If you like your Paul Rudd thread, you can keep your Paul Rudd thread.

or so it appears.

Posted by: GMB at December 13, 2013 05:38 PM (nkPV9)

366 department of redundancy department.

Posted by: Jimbo at December 13, 2013 05:38 PM (V70Uh)

367 I was the guest who got drunk, grabbed the hostess' tits, then puked on the new Persian rug. Cum cocktails are way too progressive for this crowd.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2013 05:39 PM (mbPQ0)

368 thought Gluhwein was just spiced wine. If it's got that other stuff then I may have an excuse for my bad typing even though I only had a small amount.


I've had it with brandy too.

Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 05:39 PM (HsJeN)

369 I was the guest who got drunk, grabbed the hostess' tits, then puked on the new Persian rug.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2013 09:37 PM (QFxY5)

 

I missed the good part!

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:39 PM (RX6BJ)

370 280 OK. So I'm drinking Gentleman Jack tonight. What are y'all drinkgin?

Coffee. I'm at work.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 13, 2013 05:39 PM (8SsiG)

371 . Now some things don't work. I knew that would happen and I don't care. Damn computers to hell.

Posted by: Ronster

!!Back up all your data!!

Get your Windows install disk and run it > Repair installation

Make sure your antivirus is updated, and then reboot and run a full scan in safe mode.

Download MalwareBytes
http://www.malwarebytes.org/

Run that scan. If there are things that can't be cleaned up by Malwarebytes, you may need to reinstall Windows.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 13, 2013 05:39 PM (B0gqn)

372 >>>Well...after the catastrophe of last week's there might not be one. I was the guest who got drunk, grabbed the hostess' tits, then puked on the new Persian rug. I missed this. Stupid real life. But now I'm really curious, care to give me a recap?

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 13, 2013 05:40 PM (eQJwb)

373 What, exactly, constitutes 'a jug of wine'? A gallon? *** A handle.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 13, 2013 05:40 PM (DmNpO)

374 Yeah....it's as if he doesn't take himself seriously because he understands that he is simply an overpaid regurgitator of somebody else's writing. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2013 09:38 PM (QFxY5) Yeah. It just amused me. Like Charlie and Lucy and the football. You know she's going to fuck him every single time, he knows it, she knows it. And yetÂ…..

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 13, 2013 05:40 PM (GEICT)

375 Never ask a dildo what it's done . Rules and shit .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 05:40 PM (XWw96)

376 Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 09:39 PM (HsJeN) Since I had the stuff from Aldi's in a bottle marked "Gluhwein" I'm going to guess I don't get to blame it for my poor typing after all. Bummer.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 13, 2013 05:41 PM (GDulk)

377 Never ask a dildo what it's done . ...or where it has been.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2013 05:41 PM (mbPQ0)

378 I guess I could drink a little something tonight.  I haven't had a drink in 4 months.  I've been taking vicodin instead.  Coming off of that stuff is pretty rough. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 05:42 PM (HsJeN)

379 ONT up.

Posted by: DC in Towson made you look at December 13, 2013 05:42 PM (eQJwb)

380 "Gentleman Jack?"

Regular Jack is so harsh I cannot spend extra for something half as harsh.

I'm drinking Old Crow.  It's cheap and not as bad as Jack.


Posted by: Jimbo at December 13, 2013 05:42 PM (V70Uh)

381 But now I'm really curious, care to give me a recap?

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 13, 2013 09:40 PM (eQJwb)

Check your in-box.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 13, 2013 05:42 PM (QFxY5)

382 I missed this. Stupid real life. But now I'm really curious, care to give me a recap? Posted by: DC in Towson --------------- Sorry, an injunction has been issued. Details are sealed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 05:42 PM (aDwsi)

383 Coffee. I'm at work.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 13, 2013 09:39 PM (8SsiG)

 

Yeah, I had to do that at work, too. I know, I'll drink an extra couple shots, jsut for you!

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:43 PM (RX6BJ)

384 ONT up. Posted by: DC in Towson -- Man, that is just cruel....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 05:44 PM (aDwsi)

385 This is a stinky old thread.  Maybe Ace did sell out to Salem after all.


Posted by: Jimbo at December 13, 2013 05:44 PM (V70Uh)

386 weft cut-loop ,  thanks  I'll give it a try.

Posted by: Ronster at December 13, 2013 05:45 PM (Rru72)

387 You Lie!

Posted by: Joe Wilson at December 13, 2013 05:45 PM (VJpOJ)

388 Here I thought Jack and I were just messed up. Not funny, since it happened to me.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:45 PM (RX6BJ)

389 There's a vacancy in the trunk for two vagrants

Posted by: In Vino Vesper Angustus at December 13, 2013 05:45 PM (R6JT1)

390 I wish I was born black so I could better understand President Obama. I really feel sorry for him and his people on how they were treated by us Americans. I am proud to say I voted for the black man and can say I have done my part to help all persons of color by voting for him. What have you done to help persons of color in this country???????????????

Posted by: Chrissy Liebowitz at December 13, 2013 05:46 PM (iB0Q2)

391 If you like your ONT, you can keep your ONT.

Posted by: Brother Cavil needs to sort his socks at December 13, 2013 05:46 PM (m9V0o)

392 We need to find a cellar and bury this thread in it.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 05:47 PM (P6QsQ)

393 Paul Rudd?  Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 13, 2013 05:47 PM (Pr6hk)

394 I'm calling this, horrible customer service.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 05:49 PM (aDwsi)

395 Isn't Paul Rudd the kind of guy that his wife complains about making the washcloths crusty?

Oh that was just a role he played.

Over and over again.


Posted by: Jimbo at December 13, 2013 05:49 PM (V70Uh)

396 Paul Rudd? Never heard of him. Be cooler if he brought a joint.

Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2013 05:49 PM (mbPQ0)

397 Any one here wearing pants ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 05:49 PM (XWw96)

398 Mama winger, thanks for the Scandi knockout sauce recipe. Copied for use in the near future.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 13, 2013 05:49 PM (eQJwb)

399 It wasn't a clip-clip

Posted by: Whoopie at December 13, 2013 05:50 PM (Pr6hk)

400 390 [Chrissy]  Colored persons?  Why are they different from no-colored persons?  mmmmm?

Posted by: suck at December 13, 2013 05:51 PM (aUQgu)

401

I'm gonna go back to the Kate Upton pic for a while. BBL.

 

 http://tinyurl.com/lw6vejp

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:51 PM (RX6BJ)

402 Any one here wearing pants ? Posted by: Bill D. Cat
----------------------
Too friggin cold not to.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 13, 2013 05:51 PM (4Mv1T)

403

 Gluhwein was just spiced wine


It is just spiced wine. German I think. Good stuff! Whoever posted that FBC Radio link, thanks! Listening to it now.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 13, 2013 05:51 PM (8SsiG)

404 Your wlcome DC but I think I messed it up.  You should add the contents of the rum bowl to the port wine and brandy, THEN simmer on very very low heat.  Not wait till the  end.

I am too tipsy to tell if I did it right otherwose.  I will post a clean recipe on Sunday.  So I don't kill anybody accident like.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 05:52 PM (P6QsQ)

405 Bob Dole would never allow Bob Dole to do the same Bob Dole talking in the third person about Bob Dole bit over and over.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 13, 2013 05:53 PM (Pr6hk)

406 Mike Hammer- I was just thinking about the funeral you have to attend. I just got a call from Spartanburg that an old friend died unexpectedly.

I may or may not be headed to the upstate Monday morning. But it will be a round trip one day thing.  sadly.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 13, 2013 05:53 PM (4Mv1T)

407 puddlegum - there is a sermonette every hour or so, but now..., back to music.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 05:54 PM (aDwsi)

408 Ok, everyone back on your heads, break is over.

Posted by: Satan at December 13, 2013 05:55 PM (Pr6hk)

409  So I don't kill anybody accident like.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2013 09:52 PM (P6QsQ)

 

Hmmm........... Maybe I'd better wait till Sunday to try this.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 05:55 PM (RX6BJ)

410 June Atkinson -- the DPI sage -- said today that charter schools are breeding grounds for terrorism in NC.   

Posted by: NCwoof at December 13, 2013 05:55 PM (aUQgu)

411 TR - The frequency increases as one grows older. Sux.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 13, 2013 05:55 PM (aDwsi)

412 Too friggin cold not to. I call bullshit . From Alberta .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 05:55 PM (XWw96)

413 Too friggin cold not to.

I call bullshit .
From Alberta . Posted by: Bill D. Cat
-----------------------

Wear no pants in 40 degrees if you like.

When I'm pouring ice chilled swill down by the damn quart, I need to keep the engine bays warm.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 13, 2013 05:57 PM (4Mv1T)

414 407 ; Thats fine. My work schedule makes it hard to get to church on a regular basis anyway.

Posted by: puddleglum at December 13, 2013 05:57 PM (8SsiG)

415 Rudd was the drummer for AC/DC

Posted by: Pinchi Puto at December 13, 2013 05:57 PM (qQk+U)

416 I call bullshit . From Alberta . Posted by: Bill D. ------------ The wind sure can blow cold Way out there

Posted by: Ian Tyson at December 13, 2013 05:58 PM (aDwsi)

417 ONT up for realz.

Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2013 05:58 PM (HsJeN)

418 >>>I am too tipsy to tell if I did it right otherwose. I will post a clean recipe on Sunday. So I don't kill anybody accident like. It's ok, I like to live dangerously. Do I add the cyanide before or after heating?

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 13, 2013 05:58 PM (eQJwb)

419 Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 13, 2013 09:57 PM (4Mv1T) 40 degrees ...... fucking luxury . You got it easy .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 13, 2013 05:58 PM (XWw96)

420 June Atkinson -- the DPI sage -- said today that charter schools are breeding grounds for terrorism in NC.
Posted by: NCwoof
--------------------------

Did she say that? Holy crap. The infection is terminal.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 13, 2013 05:58 PM (4Mv1T)

421 fucking luxury . You got it easy . Posted by: Bill D. Cat
------------------------

and pants are really cheap here, too!!


Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 13, 2013 05:59 PM (4Mv1T)

422 What is Swedish Glögg?

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 09:10 PM (RX6BJ)




I saw Swedish Glögg open for ABBA in '79

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 13, 2013 05:59 PM (JivuR)

423 Kelly Stables looks like the daughter via parthenogenesis of an early blooming Kristin Chenoweth.

Posted by: Double mint yum at December 13, 2013 06:00 PM (R6JT1)

424

I saw Swedish Glögg open for ABBA in '79

 

I know, dead thread. But damn. I wish I'd thought of that.

Posted by: tbodie at December 13, 2013 06:18 PM (RX6BJ)

425 As a casual Paul Rudd fan, thank you for introducing me to this awesome waste of time. Love it!

Posted by: Derp Train! at December 13, 2013 11:09 PM (Wj/0+)

426 Last!

Posted by: WTP at December 14, 2013 03:51 AM (xVT49)

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