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June 30, 2013

Paul Ryan: We Totes Need Legalization First
— Ace

Over and over and over again.

Posted by: Ace at 02:42 PM | Comments (143)
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1 Pot?

Posted by: zsasz at June 30, 2013 02:44 PM (MMC8r)

2 No!

Posted by: osoloco at June 30, 2013 02:44 PM (grkwA)

3 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Posted by: lt commander scott at June 30, 2013 02:46 PM (9+vDU)

4 Here are my choices for the future (heaven knows I have jinxed before, but, here goes):

1)Cruz
2)Gowdy
3)Jordan
4) ? Rand Paul?
5) Who knows?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, radicalized Redneck Queen at June 30, 2013 02:47 PM (baL2B)

5 What this country needs is millions more low information voters.

Posted by: WalrusRex at June 30, 2013 02:47 PM (VlXYw)

6 Eddie Munster can go fuck himself sideways with a pineapple. Easy choice between him and Walker.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 30, 2013 02:50 PM (AVaK2)

7 What the hell. Bring 'em on in. Were already frelled.

Good luck paying them their entitlements with any money from me, though.

Posted by: cranky-d at June 30, 2013 02:50 PM (vbsAI)

8 They'd all crap their pants if 17M people marched on DC...just saying.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 30, 2013 02:51 PM (/gHaE)

9 3 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Posted by: lt commander scott at June 30, 2013 06:46 PM (9+vDU)

And if yer one of the Fool all of the Time people... you're a Democrat...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 30, 2013 02:52 PM (lZBBB)

10 Primary Ryan. Primary Rubio. Why does immigration reform have to be on their terms. Why can't we have immigration reform on our terms? Like repealing Kennedy's 1965 monstrosity? Like deporting illegals and giving jobs to Americans? Like no immigration to Low skilled workers until the unemployment rate is below 4%? Like no student visas to terror supporting states? Like no chain migrations? Like only allowing English speakers with needed skills? Like no free medical care for illegals? Like no federal benefits either? How come its only our red lines that are crossed? Let's start flushing some of the libtard's red lines.

Posted by: Iblis at June 30, 2013 02:53 PM (Yd7xL)

11 Would love to see... Gowdy primary Graham. Palin primary Murkowski. West primary Rubio. Flake and McCain recalled. Alexander and Collins defeated in 2014.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 30, 2013 02:53 PM (AVaK2)

12 Vote Libertarian. Hemp rope, a noose and a wobbly 3-legged chair.

Posted by: 13times at June 30, 2013 02:53 PM (fGPLK)

13 What this country needs is millions more criminals ~~low information voters.~~

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2013 02:54 PM (dWAP/)

14 Oh, yeah... LePage should take out Collins.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 30, 2013 02:55 PM (AVaK2)

15 Remember the Alamo, oops, maybe not,
remember the Tea Party, RINOs?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at June 30, 2013 02:56 PM (uUXp6)

16 "Totes"? I've missed out on some lingo.

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2013 02:57 PM (FcR7P)

17 Â“Sean, IÂ’m suspicious as well,Â” Ryan said. No, you're a lying shitweasel.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 30, 2013 02:57 PM (AVaK2)

18 As another Moron put it on FB (won't give his nick but want to deflect credit to him), saying we need amnesty to get the Hispanic vote is like telling me I need to send flowers to Kate Upton to get a date with her.

Posted by: logprof at June 30, 2013 02:57 PM (fOFYL)

19 "Totes"?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 30, 2013 02:58 PM (8MasJ)

20 Paul Ryan: We Totes Need Legalization First Et tu, Brutus?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 02:58 PM (GEICT)

21 Totes is short of totally. I first saw it a few months ago somewhere else and wondered what the hell it meant.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 30, 2013 02:58 PM (V1ZIU)

22 short for I should say

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 30, 2013 02:59 PM (V1ZIU)

23 F#cking rino cheese head

Posted by: ET at June 30, 2013 02:59 PM (YpjaN)

24 Totes
Like, totally, dude!

Posted by: old dude (he's, like, 40!) at June 30, 2013 02:59 PM (9+vDU)

25 f you don't live in an affected border state, Ryan, maybe you should just let those who do live there enlighten you. there's a good boy.

Posted by: sanity is overrated at June 30, 2013 03:00 PM (IFCIG)

26 I am certainly not the only one that has opined on this, but one has to wonder how it is that Roberts, Rubio, and Ryan (possibly Christy and J. Bush) have abruptly adopted such radical shifts.

I hope that I have not become a tin-foil hat guy...., but this is all a bit much.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 30, 2013 03:00 PM (aDwsi)

27 What better way to get rid of the constitution than bringing in a large population of new "citizens" who don't give a shit about it. If amnesty passes, the rest of the US will be California writ large.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at June 30, 2013 03:00 PM (2vl2+)

28 Ace, bringin' the hipsterish.

Posted by: Totes is Totally at June 30, 2013 03:00 PM (fGPLK)

29 Hey, has anybody else noticed that our government representatives are fucking us six ways from Sunday?

Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2013 03:01 PM (G9Mmf)

30 Daily reminder: We are doomed.

Posted by: JohnKerryIsADoucheBag at June 30, 2013 03:01 PM (6sqK6)

31

The hucksters in Congress will do whatever they want and we members of the proletariat can simply sit down and shut the fuck up. Who do we think we are, citizens of a free country?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 30, 2013 03:01 PM (uPdH6)

32 Totes is short of totally. I first saw it a few months ago somewhere else and wondered what the hell it meant.

Whew! I thought he was talking about my nads.

Posted by: John B at June 30, 2013 03:02 PM (uPbpg)

Oooh, down goes another GOP Savior.

The lesson, as always, is not if they will betray you, merely when (and increasingly, how often).

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at June 30, 2013 03:02 PM (e/aXo)

34 Hey, has anybody else noticed that our government representatives are fucking us six ways from Sunday? We should probably hipsterize 'representatives' to just plain 'rapes'.

Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2013 03:02 PM (FcR7P)

35 Trust me, I won't pull the football this time!

Posted by: Lucy van Pelt at June 30, 2013 03:02 PM (Vk2pI)

36 16 "Totes"? I've missed out on some lingo. Posted by: t-bird at June 30, 2013 06:57 PM (FcR7P) He misspelled tokes. It's about weed, dude.

Posted by: A. Stoner at June 30, 2013 03:02 PM (fOFYL)

37 Oh, my view is that they are just going to push it through and their little businessmen friends at the local level will do their best to knife you in the back if you do anything to derail the great glorious fututre of the GOP.

Posted by: T. at June 30, 2013 03:03 PM (0jdJA)

38 I remember when Ryan was American enough to make the Romney ticket palatable.

Guess he's been taking lessons from McCain on how to behave after an election.

Posted by: Methos at June 30, 2013 03:03 PM (hO9ad)

39 I've never before felt so certain that the leadership of the Republican Party was as out of touch with Republican voters as I do today. Go ahead and please some tiny percentage of the wealthiest, while putting your boot up the ass of the middle class. Let me know how that works out for you, while the winning percentage of voters sits on its hands every election day.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at June 30, 2013 03:03 PM (U2UQk)

40 Looks like the bench for 2016 continues to get smaller and smaller. At thins point, just how many people who are in a position to run haven't stabbed us in the back yet?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 03:04 PM (Vk2pI)

41 Hey, I think we should try to win the Muslim vote by building giant mosques in every state capitol building, legalizing polygamy, and ruling by Sharia Law. Once we do that they will moderate and vote Republican because they are natural conservatives just like Mexicans and blacks. You can tell who the most "natural" conservatives are -- they are the ones who vote overwhelmingly for Democrats.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 30, 2013 03:04 PM (ZPrif)

42 Just got back from a wedding in Kentucky. I may need to move back there. Lots of cover in the hills and hollers, most people are very good at keeping the front sight where it belongs, and they deeply distrust feds poking noses in their private business. They also don't like illegals depressing wages and scamming government goodies. This amnesty charade is going to put the nail in the GOP coffin. Feed 'em all to the hogs.

Posted by: angel with a sword at June 30, 2013 03:04 PM (2y8mE)

43 There's a possible solution linked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 30, 2013 03:04 PM (9+vDU)

44 So, what was Paul Ryan's 30 pieces of silver?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 03:04 PM (Vk2pI)

45 Note to self. Never run chkdsk on a 1 TB drive unless you are absolutely sure there is something wrong with the drive. That is all and sorry for the OT.

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at June 30, 2013 03:05 PM (uLzrM)

46 Don't we have legal immigration now? And aren't these 11 million illegal?

Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2013 03:05 PM (20Mmk)

Rubio is dead to me. The Republican Party is dead to me. America is dead to me.

But having said that, I will give Rubio partial, grudging credit for not resorting to the race-baiting and name-calling some other Amnesty supporters (John McCain, Pandsey Graham, Grover Norquist, Michigan-Matt) were prone to. He never called anyone who favored more border security, or enforcement first a bigot, a Â“nativist,Â” or some other slur.

I think you have to give him credit for that.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 30, 2013 03:05 PM (dF8d/)

48 Screw Ryan and that vote I cast for him in November.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 30, 2013 03:05 PM (jjvz+)

49 41....best not to give them any ideas.

Posted by: ET at June 30, 2013 03:05 PM (YpjaN)

50 If I renounce my citizenship will the assholes in charge of the government finally start to kiss my ass for a change???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 30, 2013 03:06 PM (SkyIE)

51
So, what was Paul Ryan's 30 pieces of silver?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 07:04 PM (Vk2pI)

An evening with Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton while Huma was busy watching from the closet.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 30, 2013 03:06 PM (uPdH6)

52 42 Just got back from a wedding in Kentucky. I may need to move back there. Lots of cover in the hills and hollers, most people are very good at keeping the front sight where it belongs, and they deeply distrust feds poking noses in their private business. They also don't like illegals depressing wages and scamming government goodies. This amnesty charade is going to put the nail in the GOP coffin. Feed 'em all to the hogs. Posted by: angel with a sword at June 30, 2013 07:04 PM (2y8mE) But that's where they string up census workers for no reason!!!11!!1!

Posted by: NBC at June 30, 2013 03:06 PM (fOFYL)

53 I think you have to give him credit for that. Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 30, 2013 07:05 PM (dF8d/) Oh joy, he used a bit of lube before the cornholing commenced...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 03:06 PM (Vk2pI)

54 Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at June 30, 2013 07:05 PM (uLzrM) noted

Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2013 03:06 PM (20Mmk)

55 Paul RINO and Marco RINO should take the amnesty literacy test. Fucking back-stabbing sell-outs. *SPITS*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2013 03:07 PM (+98Gb)

56 I've been considering moving out of California for quite some time, amnesty simply made the decision easy. Now to sell the house before the market crashes. Again. Vote Libertarian.

Posted by: 13times at June 30, 2013 03:08 PM (fGPLK)

57 Ace is learning how to speak to the young'uns.

Posted by: Totes McGoats at June 30, 2013 03:08 PM (AVaK2)

58 (Ryan said) Â“We think legal immigration that works and is viable is the best way of securing the border Â— itÂ’s sort of a wide gate, high-fence approach..." Sounds more like a "hiked zipper, wide stance" approach to me.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 30, 2013 03:08 PM (mCNwt)

59 Why does immigration reform have to be on their terms. Why can't we have immigration reform on our terms? Like repealing Kennedy's 1965 monstrosity? Like deporting illegals and giving jobs to Americans? Like no immigration to Low skilled workers until the unemployment rate is below 4%? Like no student visas to terror supporting states? Like no chain migrations? Like only allowing English speakers with needed skills? Like no free medical care for illegals? Like no federal benefits either?

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The words, "cut, jib..." apply here.

Posted by: Lady in Black (Burn, Salt, Scatter.....it's the new, improved SMOD) at June 30, 2013 03:08 PM (ovWeo)

60 Oh, yeah, the Young Guns, Cantor and Ryan. How douchey was that?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 30, 2013 03:08 PM (AVaK2)

61 At thins point, just how many people who are in a position to run haven't stabbed us in the back yet? Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 07:04 PM (Vk2pI) Walker 2016 "Like a Boss!" Walker/Perry 2016 "All Out of Bubblegum"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 03:08 PM (GEICT)

62 The Federal government won't defend the borders. They won't say why. Ok then. Screw them all.

I saw mockery today of Sarah Palin's broach of a third-party approach. "How dishonest (tut tut)" "How crackpot (giggity! third parties are losers.)"

Sweet mother of doom, I'm done.

Posted by: sarahw at June 30, 2013 03:09 PM (LYwCh)

63 At thins point, just how many people who are in a position to run haven't stabbed us in the back yet? Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 07:04 PM (Vk2pI) Walker 2016 "Like a Boss!" Walker/Perry 2016 "All Out of Bubblegum" Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 07:08 PM (GEICT) We should get CAC to put together a full list of possibilities. It deserves it's own post.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 03:10 PM (Vk2pI)

64 I've got an idea for yous in congress.... how abouts passing legislation the majority of Americans approve of for a change...

Posted by: ET at June 30, 2013 03:10 PM (YpjaN)

65 We should get CAC to put together a full list of possibilities. It deserves it's own post. Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 07:10 PM (Vk2pI) His list would contain one name. He and I have both pretty much gone all in on Walker.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 03:11 PM (GEICT)

The lesson, as always, is not if they will betray you, merely when (and increasingly, how often).

Kinda like ridin a motorcycle. It's not a matter of 'if' you go down, but 'when.'

Posted by: Infidel at June 30, 2013 03:11 PM (SkhKv)

67 Cantor is my Rep. Someone else, please just show up.

Posted by: sarahw at June 30, 2013 03:11 PM (LYwCh)

68 46 Don't we have legal immigration now? And aren't these 11 million illegal? Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2013 07:05 PM (20Mmk) Winner winner chicken dinner. Why this urgency to pass laws for people who broke the fucking law?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 30, 2013 03:11 PM (AVaK2)

69 We should get CAC to put together a full list of possibilities. It deserves it's own post. Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 07:10 PM (Vk2pI) And I'd really like to see a non-medicated Perry.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 03:11 PM (GEICT)

70 Sarah is right, there is no recovering from this.

Posted by: akak at June 30, 2013 03:11 PM (eFroM)

71 Â“Because in order to secure the border, you have to have a workable legal immigration system that people who are trying to come to this country to work have a way of coming here legally,Â” Ryan said. Talk about carts before horses. We already have a way of people coming here legally. We have at present an immigration system, Chuckle-Boy, and many thousands of people are already waiting outside our borders or on visas here to become citizens. "People who are trying to come to this country to work" does not equal "People already here illegally and working without permits."

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 30, 2013 03:12 PM (mCNwt)

72 'Pubs seem to be the enemy now.

Posted by: Mrs Compton at June 30, 2013 03:13 PM (dX4hn)

73 His list would contain one name. He and I have both pretty much gone all in on Walker. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT) Could do worse, and the GOP probably will.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 03:13 PM (Vk2pI)

74 Who the fuck are these people?

Posted by: Eaton Cox at June 30, 2013 03:13 PM (q177U)

75 Walker 2016 "Like a Boss!" Walker/Perry 2016 "All Out of Bubblegum" SMOD/Dennehy 2016 "Sweet Fuckall, It's An Extinction Event"

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 30, 2013 03:13 PM (mCNwt)

76 The GOP sure seems to be trying to kill themselves in record time.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 30, 2013 03:14 PM (xjpRj)

77 Just as an aside, I'd like to say that the NBC Sports Network sucks donkey balls. I have attempted to DVR the last three F1 races that were overseas (and thus in the middle of the night our time) only to get the post race show and whatever followed (in today's case, tour of france coverage), because they apparently are incapable of getting their time slot info to Dish TV.

Posted by: Methos at June 30, 2013 03:14 PM (hO9ad)

78 I'm so sick of my ears hurting.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 30, 2013 03:14 PM (Gk3SS)

79 11 million illegals. They really take us for chumps.

Posted by: 13times at June 30, 2013 03:14 PM (fGPLK)

80 How many abortions since 1973? About 55 million. How many immigrants, legal and illegal, does the government want to allow? Is this all to prop up their Ponzi scheme for another few years?

Posted by: huerfano at June 30, 2013 03:14 PM (bAGA/)

81 Btw folks, stroke material for your rage meter. Lady GaGa (yeah I know) performed the National Anthem and altered it to "land of the free and home to the gay"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 03:14 PM (GEICT)

82 We should get CAC to put together a full list of possibilities. It deserves it's own post. *** I submitted to him a few days ago, on one of his Walker threads, that we need to put together a complete inventory of Congress in preparation for 2014 and beyond. ACU ratings, roll call records, bills sponsored, etc... I would be willing to take some of the members of Congress and do the research and plug it into a chart and I'm sure a few others here would do the same. We tend to be too reactionary to both the good and bad soundbites and need some hard data to go on.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 30, 2013 03:15 PM (jjvz+)

83 78 I'm so sick of my ears hurting. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 30, 2013 07:14 PM (Gk3SS) Do you have any idea how hard I'm working over here to not make a filthy comment?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 03:15 PM (GEICT)

84 And I'd really like to see a non-medicated Perry. *** As would I.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 30, 2013 03:16 PM (jjvz+)

85 So will the US becoming the gayest country in the world at least limit muzzie immigration?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 30, 2013 03:16 PM (ZPrif)

86 And I'd really like to see a non-medicated Perry. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 07:11 PM (GEICT) He'd have to run a perfect campaign to overcome his '12 debate DERP moment. The real question is what "resonable moderate" will the country-blubbers try to foist on the GOP in '16? Add in the GOP's penchent for giving the nod to the previous runner up, which in this case would be that foot-in-mouth wonder Santorum, and things start getting darker. *sigh*

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 03:16 PM (Vk2pI)

87 What better way to get rid of the constitution than bringing in a large population of new "citizens" who don't give a shit about it. If amnesty passes, the rest of the US will be California writ large.

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If I was one to believe both the establishment R's and the leftist D's are quietly, or not so quietly, pushing for an even larger and ever growing federal gov't....one might think they've let the border go unsecured on purpose. Wait until a sufficient number, in the multiple millions, of illegals with no ties, no appreciation, and no understanding of our Constitution flood into our country. Create a crisis. Grant citizenship. Presto Chango....brand new America without all those pesky Constitutionalists bogging down the power grab.

Posted by: Lady in Black (Burn, Salt, Scatter.....it's the new, improved SMOD) at June 30, 2013 03:16 PM (ovWeo)

88 Ryan like Rubio is complete and utter fraud. The interview he did with Levin showed him to be a craven, mendacious, dissembling fuck stick. The only viable option for the house is to have no bill at all. If there's a bill of any sort that is allowed to go to conference they will fuck us with reconciliation.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 30, 2013 03:17 PM (zOP5o)

89 The Federal government won't defend the borders. They won't say why. Ok then. Screw them all.

Wan't there something in the Declaration of Independence about government being instituted for the protection of our rights?

Is there anything at all DC does that protects our rights anymore?

Posted by: Methos at June 30, 2013 03:17 PM (hO9ad)

90 I remember when Ryan was American enough to make the Romney ticket palatable.

Guess he's been taking lessons from McCain on how to behave after an election.

Posted by: Methos at June 30, 2013 07:03 PM (hO9ad)

I really didn't see this coming. When we get fucked by the JEF or any of the donks, we're bent over and ready for the reaming. But this from somebody whom I somewhat trusted is much more difficult to come to grips with, It's almost like a family member losing their fucking mind.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 30, 2013 03:18 PM (i+j2T)

91 The GOP sure seems to be trying to kill themselves in record time. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 30, 2013 07:14 PM (xjpRj) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S50IGVCG_4w

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 03:18 PM (Vk2pI)

92 79 11 million illegals. They really take us for chumps. Posted by: 13times at June 30, 2013 07:14 PM (fGPLK) Saw a link in Hotair's comments that The IRS sent $46 Million To Illegal Aliens At One Address In 2011 according to the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration (TIGTA).

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 30, 2013 03:18 PM (AVaK2)

93 When that retarded Joe Biden played Ryan like a school yard bully and Ryan acted like someone stole his dick, I was through with him. Come on, he didn't have ONE comeback to, 'So you think you're John Kennedy, now?' I could have farted at least ten, to the Star Spangled Banner, and still had a couple worth pulling my finger to.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at June 30, 2013 03:18 PM (U2UQk)

94 He'd have to run a perfect campaign to overcome his '12 debate DERP moment. Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 07:16 PM (Vk2pI) You know, I actually don't think so. That moment killed all the love for him. There are a helluva lot of people out there that would approach him cautiously and then go full throttle if he performed better. Over and over I hear "damn those pain meds", not "he's an idiot". That tells me that people want to support him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 03:18 PM (GEICT)

95 Since 1996, the IRS has issued what it calls Individual Taxpayer Identification Numbers (ITINs) to two classes of persons: 1) non-resident aliens who have a tax liability in the United States, and 2) aliens living in the United States who are Â“not authorized to work in the United States.Â” The IRS has long known it was giving these numbers to illegal aliens, and thus facilitating their ability to work illegally in the United States.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 30, 2013 03:19 PM (AVaK2)

96 I remember when Ryan was American enough to make the Romney ticket palatable ** I was surprised when he was picked. I hadn't really thought of him as VP before then.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 30, 2013 03:19 PM (jjvz+)

97 ...weÂ’ve got 11 million people in the country who are undocumented who either overstayed their visa or crossed the border illegally. What are we going to do? WeÂ’re not going to be able to find them and deport them. We have to find a way of dealing with this population, we want to do it in a way that respects the rule of law And by respect, I mean change the laws so they become legal because we said so. Congress... is there nothing it cannot do?

Posted by: Paul Ryan at June 30, 2013 03:20 PM (mCNwt)

98 So, I suppose the only explanation for the sell-outs that aren't even sellable anymore, and that we can all see, and they're so shamelessly flogging, and that they know the base hates is:

The NSA must have dirt on all of our conservative champions, and are blackmailing them into taking political suicide instead of being humiliated and shamed by something The Chicago Machine is holding over their heads.

Okay, fine; you don't like that explanation, let's hear yours.

Posted by: Bluesman at June 30, 2013 03:20 PM (JNtXS)

99 Methos Looks like you missed a good one. Finish was within a second. A rarity in F1. I'm still a fan tho.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at June 30, 2013 03:21 PM (/djtm)

100 They took our jerbs!

Posted by: toby928© in motion at June 30, 2013 03:21 PM (QupBk)

101 You know, I actually don't think so. That moment killed all the love for him. There are a helluva lot of people out there that would approach him cautiously and then go full throttle if he performed better. Over and over I hear "damn those pain meds", not "he's an idiot". That tells me that people want to support him. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 07:18 PM (GEICT) All the LIVs will know or care about is the DERP.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 30, 2013 03:21 PM (Vk2pI)

102 But this from somebody whom I somewhat trusted is much more difficult to come to grips with, It's almost like a family member losing their fucking mind. Posted by: Captain Hate at June 30, 2013 07:18 PM (i+j2T) **** When he was teamed up with The King Of All RINOs it was a clue as to the content of his soul.

Posted by: Beto at June 30, 2013 03:22 PM (MhA4j)

103 Do you have any idea how hard I'm working over here to not make a filthy comment? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 07:15 PM (GEICT)

HI BC! HOW'S YOUR HEADACHE!

Considering that was the allusion I was making, go right ahead.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 30, 2013 03:22 PM (Gk3SS)

104 88 .... they will fuck us with reconciliation. Not to be overly picky, but to be picky, reconciliation applies to budget bills only. However, there will be what is called a conference committee and the RINOs will cave and basically fuck us over. I expect to be fucked over by the commies, but I absolutely hate being fucked over by RINOs.

Posted by: angel with a sword at June 30, 2013 03:22 PM (2y8mE)

105 Obama promises a further $7 billion in aid to Africa. Sequester? What sequester? http://tinyurl.com/mtj6xu6

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 03:22 PM (GEICT)

106 HI BC! HOW'S YOUR HEADACHE! Yeah, waking up and showering was no bueno. But once I got some food and caffeine in me, I was fine. Considering that was the allusion I was making, go right ahead. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 30, 2013 07:22 PM (Gk3SS) At least it's just your ears.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 30, 2013 03:24 PM (GEICT)

107 The McCain wing of the Amnesty brigade wants 100 million more illegal immigrants so we can win the Sino-American War in 2043. McCain wants more fodder to fight China and India with and so his grandsons can be exciting naval-statesman.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at June 30, 2013 03:24 PM (ZPrif)

108 Okay, fine; you don't like that explanation, let's hear yours. Posted by: Bluesman at June 30, 2013 07:20 PM (JNtXS) Ummm, they're politicians. Rubio has decided he needs to win Hispanics who would otherwise vote Dem. Christie thinks we're that fucking stupid, because we nominate Romney and McCain. Ryan knows he has no shot at the presidency when he couldn't carry his own state in 2012. Toomey got an old-fashioned blowjob and coke on Manchin's yacht. Don't get me wrong, they're all dirty, too, but the Dems wouldn't sit on that.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 30, 2013 03:25 PM (AVaK2)

109 New Egypt thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 30, 2013 03:25 PM (jjvz+)

110 Illegals using provisional ballots, contemptuous politicians, high taxes and economic ruin. The life and times of a blue collar right-wing Californian. Welcome to our world, east coast noobs.

Posted by: 13times at June 30, 2013 03:26 PM (fGPLK)

111 Ryan: If you want to get this population, the undocumented population, in legal permanent residency, get them a green card, I think we have found the problem right here, in Ryan's assumptions.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Lois Lerner lies at June 30, 2013 03:26 PM (mCNwt)

112 @104 Thank you for the clarification. There can be no bill. If there is, America get ass fucked.

Posted by: Kreplach at June 30, 2013 03:26 PM (zOP5o)

113 Tony Villar calls for a tote!

Posted by: Corona at June 30, 2013 03:27 PM (fh2Y7)

114 When he was teamed up with The King Of All RINOs it was a clue as to the content of his soul.

Posted by: Beto at June 30, 2013 07:22 PM (MhA4j)

No, I viewed it more as balancing the ticket. I never had a great illusion of Ryan being a conservative giant because he's too much a DC insider than I'd like and mainly is just good with numbers like Romney. I'm just disappointed he's getting snookered on this shamnesty crap.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 30, 2013 03:27 PM (i+j2T)

115 Obama promises a further $7 billion in aid to Africa. Sequester? What sequester?

I'm glad we have such record surpluses that we can afford Dem vote buying projects to minorities on other continents. Where they aren't minorities. And don't have votes to count here.

Wait, what the fuck is the point of this?

Posted by: Methos at June 30, 2013 03:27 PM (hO9ad)

116

I'm so sick of my ears hurting.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 30, 2013 07:14 PM (Gk3SS)

You need to put a muffler on that thing...or trade it in for a Four Stroke Model.

Posted by: garrett at June 30, 2013 03:27 PM (wsMp4)

117 Obama promises a further $7 billion in aid to Africa. It takes a lot of American dollars to teach Africans to wash their peni$, or else die. Peni$ *giggle*

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at June 30, 2013 03:28 PM (U2UQk)

118 - ObamaCare: 64% cost increase for less care - Fast & Furious - Holder lying to Congress - Benghazi - Hillary ending her political career - IRSgate - NSA spying on everyone - Unemployment the worst in 60 years - Schumer and friends committing treason by opening the borders ... ... and it looks to be all on the Democrats. Maybe the Romney / Ryan loss of 2012 really was the better result. Either the Democrats will lose big in 2014, 2016, ... or none of this matters.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 30, 2013 03:28 PM (FlRtG)

119 Hope for the best, plan for the worst.

Hopefully Palin, DeMint, Beck, Levin, Cruz, Walker, etal are working in the background laying the groundwork for a new party.

But I'm planning for the worst.

Posted by: mad as hell at June 30, 2013 03:29 PM (y6Cei)

120 @115 At this point it's all monopoly money. And it's not like the GOP controls the house or they could do something about this out of control spending.......

Posted by: Kreplach at June 30, 2013 03:30 PM (zOP5o)

121 I vote no on weed. But after taking the voter literacy test in the side bar, I'm not sure I can vote. Where's the answers to the questions?

Posted by: t-dubya-d at June 30, 2013 03:33 PM (u6lBN)

122 Temporary legal status is like saying someone is a little bit pregnant.

Posted by: Me at June 30, 2013 03:35 PM (6Hspk)

123 Hell, why not just go straight to legalized opium dens. Keep em off the streets. heh.

Posted by: t-dubya-d at June 30, 2013 03:37 PM (u6lBN)

124 Seems as though our ruling class just wants to legalize, for us, what they themselves are already doing!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at June 30, 2013 03:39 PM (u6lBN)

125 77 Just as an aside, I'd like to say that the NBC Sports Network sucks donkey balls. I have attempted to DVR the last three F1 races that were overseas (and thus in the middle of the night our time) only to get the post race show and whatever followed (in today's case, tour of france coverage), because they apparently are incapable of getting their time slot info to Dish TV.

****

So I'm not the only one who is pissed that NBC shows the who won the race before the race starts?

I hit play and the first thing I see today is Nico Rosberg celebrating the victory. Also, NBC showed me 30 minutes of Tour De France coverage in place of the usual F1 pre-race coverage.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 30, 2013 03:42 PM (SkyIE)

126 Why oh why was I thinking legalize pot?????

Posted by: t-dubya-d at June 30, 2013 03:43 PM (u6lBN)

127

@89: "Wan't there something in the Declaration of Independence about government being instituted for the protection of our rights?"

Who knows...but, it doesn't matter anyway, since we've already ruled that the Declaration doesn't have the force of law.

Posted by: Your Nine Robed Overlords at June 30, 2013 03:43 PM (e/aXo)

128 115 Obama promises a further $7 billion in aid to Africa. Sequester? What sequester?

****

I smell another Nobel Prize!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 30, 2013 03:45 PM (SkyIE)

129 I hit play and the first thing I see today is Nico Rosberg celebrating the victory. Also, NBC showed me 30 minutes of Tour De France coverage in place of the usual F1 pre-race coverage.

Is that what they're doing? I gave up fast forwarding after 20 minutes the first time and never saw anything that looked lie prerace programming.

Posted by: Methos at June 30, 2013 03:54 PM (hO9ad)

130

@98: "Okay, fine; you don't like that explanation, let's hear yours."

Uh, we mouth a bunch of "conservative" platitudes that we don't believe to get votes and money from unbelievably trusting chumps, I mean, uh, fine patriotic citizens, then, once having obtained our sinecures (and those nice lifetime benefits!) we act like the Statists that we really are.

Posted by: Pretty Much Every GOP Politician Ever at June 30, 2013 03:58 PM (e/aXo)

131 I smell another Nobel Prize! Posted by: Lemmiwinks Either that or something else to bash the Republicans with.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at June 30, 2013 03:59 PM (9bMee)

132 You have to hand it to Sean here for not towing the usual squish R line. He took it to 'em, and he laid it out in personal as well as political terms. Showed balls. I was pleasantly surprised.

On the other hand, I'm mega-disappointed in Ryan. I had huge hopes for him. He had a few flashes of frattiness during the campaign but I considered his raised profile one of the few good things to come out of this election cycle. Oh wellsies-- best we know his true politics now.

"I will give Rubio partial, grudging credit for not resorting to the race-baiting and name-calling some other Amnesty supporters (John McCain, Pandsey Graham, Grover Norquist, Michigan-Matt) were prone to. He never called anyone who favored more border security, or enforcement first a bigot, a Â“nativist,Â” or some other slur. "

Agreed.

Posted by: Filly at June 30, 2013 04:20 PM (gr/p1)

133

Ryan outright LIED to Mark Levin on the air.

Mr. Ryan, you can kiss that congressional seat goodbye. Not only should these fucksticks be primaried, if they happen to win, then we need to turn out and vote for their opponents.

At least the other side will burn it faster and I'll still be young enough to fight back and start over.

Dear NSA, you can quote me on that. Fuckers.

Posted by: blindside at June 30, 2013 04:27 PM (ajjwb)

134 Ryan is sooo dead to me now, along with other Dead Guys John McCain and Rand Paul.

Posted by: Lady Billingsgate (of the North) at June 30, 2013 04:38 PM (K9DY9)

135 and, vote Libertarian?? Classic libertarianism doesn't give a fuck about immigration either, balls to the wall, let 'em all in just don't perturb my LIBERTY.

Posted by: Lady Billingsgate (of the North) at June 30, 2013 04:44 PM (K9DY9)

136 Fuck Ryan/Rubio. Never reward lawlessness.

Posted by: Old grizzled gym coach at June 30, 2013 05:14 PM (QBQcg)

137 NY Mag ran a scathing profile on Ryan right before he was tapped for veep, and I thought, "They're probably right, he's a faithless cocksucker," because they had him nailed. It wasn't stuff about wanting to throw grandma off a cliff, but stuff about obvious bribes he'd taken to knife his constituents. Democrats first want to know whether it's a true believer they have to worry about, and then once they've dismissed that possibility, what their price is.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 30, 2013 05:19 PM (AVaK2)

138 When did Ryan drink the Republican Elite Koolaid? As a boy? As a college student? At Mitt Romney's house? Don't know, but judging by his red-stained lips, he likes it.

Posted by: edj[/i] at June 30, 2013 05:43 PM (9Ko7L)

139 America?
I couldn't care less anymore. My family and those like minded.
Freedom requires morality and restraint. We are done!

Posted by: Big Ben at June 30, 2013 06:06 PM (I5Htn)

140 WTF don't these R squishes understand about Ex post Facto laws. If you did something in the past that was not illegal and it then becomes illegal in the future, you cannot be charged for it. Shouldn't the inverse be true? They committed a crime in the past while it was illegal and we're now letting them off the hook en masse? Good Lord...

Posted by: Tim in ATL at June 30, 2013 06:29 PM (gAJNj)

141 10 Primary Ryan. Primary Rubio. Why does immigration reform have to be on their terms. Why can't we have immigration reform on our terms? Like repealing Kennedy's 1965 monstrosity? - Exactly.That whole comment.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at June 30, 2013 07:23 PM (/+EhN)

142 "When did Ryan drink the Republican Elite Koolaid?"

He gave an absolutely wonderful address at his alma mater just a couple of years ago at his alma mater, Miami of Ohio. It was fantastic. It was about conservatism, not just being a Republican.

Somebody should read it back to him.

Posted by: Filly at June 30, 2013 07:53 PM (gr/p1)

143

I used to think von Ryan was savvy politician.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at June 30, 2013 10:41 PM (eedLh)

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