December 05, 2013

Performance Artist and "Craftivist" Has New, Innovative, 100% Novel Way of Drawing Attention to Herself: Involving Her Vagina
— Ace

I would never have seen this coming. A female artist using her vagina as a prop? Why, I never. Where do these geniuses come up with these startling new ideas I've seen six thousand times this past year?

So, thanks to @laurww (I guess...), a woman who knits Vaginal Yarn. Yes, vaginal yarn. She puts a skein of yarn up her foo and then draws it out as she knits.

Why? Because Patriarchy or Male Gaze or Negative Body Image or Vulva Pride You Guys. She claims, for the seventy billionth time, that people feel "fear and revulsion" towards the vulva, which is why it's Art and Stuff You Guys to knit a muff muffler.

You know, the usual airheaded crap. Do artists feel any need any more to explore a new thought?

The article itself is on HuffPo, and is somewhere between Safe For Work and Not Safe For Work. The video that accompanies the article is Not Safe for Work (you can see bits of her foo, and she mentions knitting with... wet yarn).

You make the call.

And... Open Thread. Weird thing to say in this context.

But I'm sick, and I'm done for the night. I'm going to nap.

Posted by: Ace at 02:36 PM | Comments (401)
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1 is that yarn or her pubes?

Posted by: wiserbud at December 05, 2013 02:37 PM (NXg/k)

2 Well apparently Leo DeCaprio is getting a candle jammed into his ass in some bad Scorcese movie.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 02:38 PM (5M2+1)

3 Good lord, ace! Leaving us with a vagina post is like the equivalent of a mic drop and walking off the stage!

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 02:39 PM (doBIb)

4 SMOD stat!

And I changed my mind.  Toight is the Riff Trax take on Santa Claus Conquers the Martians with Pia Zadora.

Far better performance art than Lil Miss Vajayjay Knitter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 02:39 PM (iGP6J)

5 Vulvular justice for all! Except men. And by that I mean white men. And by that I mean white Christian men. The rest of you get a provisional pass, as long as you don't, you know, do man stuff.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 05, 2013 02:39 PM (vHRtU)

6 >>>Well apparently Leo DeCaprio is getting a candle jammed into his ass in some bad Scorcese movie. I have no interest whatsoever in that movie. Even before I heard about the human candlestick game. I honestly don't get who it's made for, exactly.

Posted by: ace at December 05, 2013 02:40 PM (/FnUH)

7 Cunt punt still is and will receive honors affording it slang term of the year. Period

Posted by: oc joe at December 05, 2013 02:40 PM (5fkya)

8 You make the call. ------------------------ Pretty easy, actually. No..., just no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 02:40 PM (aDwsi)

9 The fuck?

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2013 02:40 PM (xlX1p)

10 No. Just no. We are not all Martin Bashir.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2013 02:41 PM (Kkt/i)

11 Knitting?  Pffffft.  Let's see her try to get a loom up there.  That would be art.

Posted by: mama winger at December 05, 2013 02:41 PM (P6QsQ)

12 isn't it usually done with big beads on a string? Oh, yeah, that's not ART.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 05, 2013 02:41 PM (bJm7W)

13 C'mon, who doesn't love them some Woolgina?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 02:41 PM (5M2+1)

14 There's a Sandra Fluke joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: real joe at December 05, 2013 02:41 PM (xXhgd)

15 I saw Vaginal Yarn open for Pussy Riot back in the day.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2013 02:41 PM (xlX1p)

16

I'm going to the Rifftrax disemboweling of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians too!  Much more personally empowering than tatting something out of my cooch.

 

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 05, 2013 02:41 PM (QBm1P)

17 is she knitting a muff?

Posted by: Mallfly at December 05, 2013 02:42 PM (bJm7W)

18 I make piles of doody that look just like cookies.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 05, 2013 02:42 PM (8ZskC)

19

From Breitbart:

On Thursday, in the aftermath of South African iconic leader Nelson Mandela’s death at age 95, President Obama’s White House account tweeted a tribute to Mandela – a picture of Obama in Mandela’s Robben Island prison cell, along with a quote from Obama about Mandela:

 

Always about Baracka

 

 

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2013 02:42 PM (nTgAI)

20 Flossing the Cat

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2013 02:42 PM (1AAEe)

21 Fortunately, we have an expert moronette knitter. I shall defer to her opinion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 02:42 PM (aDwsi)

22 and ya i know about those comas

Posted by: oc joe at December 05, 2013 02:42 PM (5fkya)

23 and afterwards she douches with Woolite..?

Posted by: Mallfly at December 05, 2013 02:42 PM (bJm7W)

24 I honestly don't get who it's made for, exactly. Posted by: ace at December 05, 2013 06:40 PM Not sure either. I do know I'll be scratching that one off my holiday movie must see list.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 02:42 PM (5M2+1)

25 When God made Man, He made him out of string He had a little extra, so He left a little thing When God made Woman, He made her out of lace He didn't have enough, so He left a little space

Posted by: FlatbushJoe at December 05, 2013 02:43 PM (ZPrif)

26 These are the same types that deride men as being obsessed with their penises.

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2013 02:43 PM (MMC8r)

27 Her Christmas Gifts stink.

Posted by: Craftivist's Nephew at December 05, 2013 02:43 PM (1AAEe)

28 17 lol. Thread winner.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2013 02:43 PM (Kkt/i)

29 Ginny vs this chick. KNIT!!!!

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 02:43 PM (doBIb)

30 I recall from Psych 101 that one of the childhood developmental stages involves obsession with feces and one's own privates. Perhaps occuring sometime during toddlerhood? Sad this "lady" has never progressed past it.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2013 02:43 PM (JRmiD)

31 Gingy. Dammit!

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 02:44 PM (doBIb)

32 She listens to music while performing her art. Her favorite song is Wolly Bully.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 02:44 PM (5M2+1)

33

17 is she knitting a muff?

 

Bravo.

 

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 05, 2013 02:44 PM (QBm1P)

34 Thanks aunt Bertha, but this scarf smells like fish

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2013 02:44 PM (nTgAI)

35 the performance project aims to address taboos surrounding female genitals and a woman's body in general


Because nothing dispels taboos surrounding the female genitals like squashing a ball of yarn up your twat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2013 02:44 PM (8ZskC)

36 Did you get this sweater from an old fisherman?  It smells fishy.

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2013 02:44 PM (YWXTN)

37 So, since modern art is usually a bunch of paint thrown on canvas by people with no more skill than a chimp, I guess there is probably a pretty good market for "Cock Painting", i.e., tying a brush to your engorged member, and just painting away.


Or, not, because men aren't quite as fucking STUPID about their cocks as women are about their poor, oppressed, Virginians.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 05, 2013 02:44 PM (TM1p8)

38 I recall from Psych 101 that one of the childhood developmental stages involves obsession with feces and one's own privates. Perhaps occuring sometime during toddlerhood? Sad this "lady" has never progressed past it. The anal stage?

Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 02:44 PM (doBIb)

39 This is all a red herring to distract us from Sarah Palin's uterus

Posted by: Andi Sullivain at December 05, 2013 02:44 PM (Pr6hk)

40

There used to be a  knitting shop in Missoula called 'Never Enough Wool'.

They picked a great town for that shop.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2013 02:45 PM (1AAEe)

41 This isn't "art", it's mental illness.

Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at December 05, 2013 02:45 PM (GrtrJ)

42 Weren't knitting needles implicated in back alley abortions? Art chick didn't think this through, did she?

Posted by: Retread at December 05, 2013 02:45 PM (IiAs3)

43 Didn't Sarah Silverman just auction off a napkin that she had rubbed on her nethers? These ladies have taken navel-gazing to new depths.
I still blame Eve Ensler.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2013 02:45 PM (JRmiD)

44 I've gotta say, that's some quality blog content right there.




LMAO.

Posted by: cthulhu at December 05, 2013 02:45 PM (T1005)

45 Ooo if she develops a wool allergy, that would be bad, umkay?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 05, 2013 02:45 PM (vHRtU)

46 If you're looking for your brain, sweetie, it's on the other side.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 05, 2013 02:46 PM (4/o9U)

47 Thanks aunt Bertha, but this scarf smells like fish Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2013 06:44 PM ......Picturing every cat in town chasing the kid home from school.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 02:46 PM (5M2+1)

48 There are some wymyn who actually make me ashamed to be female. Damn I hate them.

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at December 05, 2013 02:46 PM (Iu4kL)

49 I would never have seen this coming. A female artist using her vagina as a prop? Why, I never. Where do these geniuses come up with these startling new ideas I've seen six thousand times this past year?

I saw one using her "private parts" as part of an act last Thursday in Tijuana.

Posted by: Dick "Cougar Man" Cheney at December 05, 2013 02:46 PM (kqqGm)

50 I'm ready for the world to just end.  Now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 02:46 PM (lVPtV)

51 This isn't "art", it's mental illness. Posted by: DangerGirl --------------------- I know..., I know. I never saw such bullshit.

Posted by: Jackson Pollack at December 05, 2013 02:46 PM (aDwsi)

52

Didn't Sarah Silverman just auction off a napkin that she had rubbed on her nethers?

 

 

Way to ruin my gift!  

 I pulled Ace in this year's Secret Santa.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2013 02:46 PM (1AAEe)

53 Faux hate crimes and faux art, the progressive socialist is such a faux-faux person.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 02:47 PM (iGP6J)

54 Everything smells like that damn boat now.

Posted by: Chief Brodie at December 05, 2013 02:47 PM (Pr6hk)

55 I keep the spinning wheel in mine!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 05, 2013 02:47 PM (MMC8r)

56 This isn't "art", it's mental illness. Posted by: DangerGirl --------------------- I know..., I know. I never saw such bullshit. Posted by: Jackson Pollack --------------------------- Same thing I said.

Posted by: John Cage at December 05, 2013 02:47 PM (aDwsi)

57 Perhaps she will knit a bust of Mandela.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 05, 2013 02:47 PM (BrrWI)

58 Feel, better ace.  I'm finally almost over an upper respiratory thing I've had for nearly two months.

{{hug}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 02:47 PM (lVPtV)

59 So Johnny, you ever been to a sheep farm?

Posted by: oc joe at December 05, 2013 02:47 PM (5fkya)

60 Proof Ace doesn't read the ONT even the morning after the night before.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 02:47 PM (4NEdy)

61 Tamp 'em up solid

Posted by: Dan Rather at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (Pr6hk)

62 Okay, I didn't look at the video and I'm disgusted. These stupid, delusional, sick people should be shipped to mars or somewhere they are not around normal people.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (DoZD+)

63 For supposedly being scared of the damn things, you can sure spend a lot of money to get to see them.

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (MMC8r)

64 I thought knitting was some form of patriarchy.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (WdbF7)

65 She might be knitting a tea  koozie?

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (1AAEe)

66 Get better Ace...

it's a brave new world horde....

and I am a budding hermit.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (9jfyN)

67 This Age of Obama is working out really well, isn't it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (lVPtV)

68 Um, don't pull on that particular string.

Posted by: Feminist Artist Casey Jenkins at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (8ZskC)

69 Congratulations, your application for your grant, courtesy of the U.S. taxpayers has been approved.

Posted by: The National Endowment For The Arts Board at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (5M2+1)

70 I'm pretty sure we're all sick now...

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (fdjeU)

71
Real quote:

And as if that wasn't enough, she hasn't even let her period stop her, and carries on right the way through.

She says: "The performance wouldn't be the performance if I were going to cut out my menstrual cycle from it.           

"For starters, when I'm menstruating it makes knitting a hell of a lot harder because the wool is wet so you have to kind of yank at it.           

"It's sort of slightly uncomfortable sometimes, arousing sometimes."

Mirror UK




Well, that tuna sandwich I had for lunch ain't stay down. Pardon me.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (kdS6q)

72 Just. Damn.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (5lVZz)

73 Authentic knitted merkins for sale !

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2013 02:48 PM (nTgAI)

74 this thread is NSFW but many dogs have hair that can be spun into a yarn,  but if you try to make clothing of that yarn every time it gets wet it will smell like wet dog.   So yeah  everyone would love to have something that will forever smell like fish tacos.   Oooh but a perfect gift for a hated ex spouse. 

Posted by: palerider at December 05, 2013 02:49 PM (dkExz)

75 Well, I guess she showed Daddy.

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2013 02:49 PM (MMC8r)

76 Only a question of time before another orifice is used.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 02:49 PM (aDwsi)

77 I honestly don't get who it's made for, exactly.
People who are allergic to brass, pewter and/or silver.
You were still talking about the human candlestick, right?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 02:49 PM (4NEdy)

78

Are there no depths too deep for the degradation of our culture?

 

Bikini girl was cute.  This is just sickness.

Posted by: Soona at December 05, 2013 02:50 PM (9sMM9)

79 OK Fine.

Feminists you win.

Girls if you aren't walking around naked you're allowing men to oppress you. Now SMYT for the good of women everywhere.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 05, 2013 02:50 PM (0q2P7)

80 >>Proof Ace doesn't read the ONT even the morning after the night before. sometimes but not always... i really do like just getting off the internet completely when I'm done with it.

Posted by: ace at December 05, 2013 02:50 PM (/FnUH)

81 The Snatch Stitcher

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 05, 2013 02:50 PM (4/o9U)

82 I've just found the perfect gift for my Life Coach s-i-l!  (Can I order from Amazon??)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 02:50 PM (lVPtV)

83

This reminds me of the morning after my dog ate 150 feet of bakery twine out of the trash.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2013 02:50 PM (1AAEe)

84 Now we know why our ace of spades casual wear is taking so long to produce.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2013 02:50 PM (xlX1p)

85 I saw Vaginal Yarn open for Pussy Riot back in the day.
At "The Cave"?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 02:50 PM (4NEdy)

86 Um, don't pull on that particular string. Posted by: Feminist Artist Casey Jenkins at December 05, 2013 06:48 ........Soda, meet monitor, you bastard!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 02:50 PM (5M2+1)

87 I saw Vaginal Knitting open for Nine Inch Nails in the Tacomadome back in '93.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 05, 2013 02:51 PM (+lsX1)

88 Now, having read that, I am sick too. Anybody here think we still have much of a future?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 05, 2013 02:51 PM (l3vZN)

89 by the way, re 52: I was not serious in an earlier thread when I suggested Sarah Silverman to play Wonder Woman. Maybe she could play Sandra Flook if PBS ever decides to do a bio pic of that heroic heroine, but other than that...

Posted by: Mallfly at December 05, 2013 02:51 PM (bJm7W)

90 Mommy, why does this scarf smell like tuna?

Posted by: phoenixgirl@phxazgrl at December 05, 2013 02:51 PM (0nRmq)

91 Wow, we can all be artists now! Well, at least those of us with a vagina. I suppose the guys will have to be content with canning their feces for artistic expressions.
And to paraphrase Dash in the Incredibles, if everyone is an artist then it the same thing as saying no one is an artist. Yay for the destruction of the arts that elevated us!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2013 02:51 PM (JRmiD)

92 Been there, done that. Vaginal yawn.

Posted by: MG1962 at December 05, 2013 02:51 PM (BPc8S)

93 I know this is horrible to say but these people make me want to convert to Islam just to swing the pendulum in the other direction. These "Womyn" (or however they spell it), activists who write fake poverty pieces and so on make a good argument for authoritarianism just to shut them up.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 05, 2013 02:51 PM (zeV2E)

94 They're doilies. Merry Christmas, mom.

Posted by: Feminist Artist Casey Jenkins at December 05, 2013 02:51 PM (8ZskC)

95 Seriously, how can you even fit a skein of yarn up there? Not to get graphic, but I do not see how that is possible. There's not enough room. /covers eyes and hides

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 05, 2013 02:51 PM (EBoCD)

96 Yeah, that's great and everything, hon. Now make me a sandwich with your t*ts.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 05, 2013 02:52 PM (4/o9U)

97 [Holds corner of sweater between thumb and index finger] Oh boy, Aunt Casey knitted me another sweater.

Posted by: Aunt Casey's grossed-out relatives at December 05, 2013 02:52 PM (Apv0k)

98 I heard somewhere that hump yarn is like mohair without the mo.

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2013 02:52 PM (UzPAd)

99 One of our kittehs was into eating leather boot strings.  Then one evening husband and son noticed a string hanging out of her butt.  Thankfully, when they pulled it out, they didn't disembowel her.

She's given up her desire to eat leather over the years, but you don't dare leave anything cashmere she can get to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 02:52 PM (lVPtV)

100 re 87: you missed what another female performance artist did with nine inch nails... and now she has a kid named Spike. Bad-da-bum!

Posted by: Mallfly at December 05, 2013 02:52 PM (bJm7W)

101 Vagina jokes aren't funny...PERIOD.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 05, 2013 02:52 PM (V4CBV)

102 Ever get that not so fresh feeling?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 02:52 PM (5M2+1)

103 Foo?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 05, 2013 02:52 PM (/kI1Q)

104 1 is that yarn or her pubes? Posted by: wiserbud at December 05, 2013 06:37 PM (NXg/k) Christopher Plummer once said of her "Sound of Music" co-star: "Julie Andrews has lilacs instead of pubic hair."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2013 02:52 PM (olDqf)

105 sometimes but not always... i really do like just getting off the internet completely when I'm done with it. Posted by: ace --------------------- So..., you're not at intervention stage yet? I don't think I am either..., but this site ain't helping.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 02:52 PM (aDwsi)

106 75 --- at December 05, 2013 06:49 PM (MMC8r)

You just inspired me....

In honor of Barack Obama's Presidency comes his NEXT autobio... LOVE ME DADDY!

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 02:52 PM (9jfyN)

107 You just know this lady has no less than a dozen cats.

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2013 02:53 PM (1AAEe)

108 Huma, this scarf smells delicious

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 05, 2013 02:53 PM (Pr6hk)

109 Note to the current "fringe society",

It used to be difficult to be noticed.  To stand out.  To become "famous".  Now?  It's easy.  Too easy.  So it's also less note worthy.  It has less "value".  As a fringe "character",  you are less famous and less relevant than ever.  You are white noise.  Static.  Congratulations.

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2013 02:53 PM (YWXTN)

110 I remember a performance artist back in the 80's known as the Yam Shooter. 'nuff said.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2013 02:53 PM (olDqf)

111 Ever read about Errol Flynn's 'duck necklaces'?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 05, 2013 02:53 PM (vHRtU)

112 The cats are attacking my new sweater!

Posted by: Feminist Artist Casey Jenkins at December 05, 2013 02:53 PM (8ZskC)

113 You'll want to stay away from any red items this woman makes. For that matter, in case she decides to branch out, you'll want to stay away from the brown as well. So, what shall we call this craft? Smegmafghan? Smegmascarf? Smegmabooties? I dunno. Haven't spent months and months thinking about it.

Posted by: State Senator Barack H. Obama at December 05, 2013 02:53 PM (GgGgG)

114 many dogs have hair that can be spun into a yarn, but if you try to make clothing of that yarn every time it gets wet it will smell like wet dog. So yeah everyone would love to have something that will forever smell like fish tacos. Oooh but a perfect gift for a hated ex spouse.

Posted by: palerider at December 05, 2013 06:49 PM (dkExz)


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My father, who despises me obviously, brought home a, ummm, knitted thing from Moscow.  Sort of  a table runner made from dead gray cats.  I kid you not.  I was scared to touch it. It was all greasy and kinda sticky and ratty looking and hairy.  My dog tried to eat it. 

Posted by: mama winger at December 05, 2013 02:53 PM (P6QsQ)

115 "nap"... is that what they call it now?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at December 05, 2013 02:53 PM (C2//T)

116 There's a name for someone like this when she turns 40: spinster.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 05, 2013 02:53 PM (zeV2E)

117 Bending the arc of the moral universe towards pussy. Let us give thanks.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 05, 2013 02:53 PM (FcR7P)

118

82 I've just found the perfect gift for my Life Coach s-i-l! (Can I order from Amazon??)

 

it's likely on Yetsy

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at December 05, 2013 02:54 PM (5lVZz)

119 82 I've just found the perfect gift for my Life Coach s-i-l! (Can I order from Amazon??) Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 06:50 PM (lVPtV) ------------------------- OMG, that would be perfect!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 05, 2013 02:54 PM (dfYL9)

120 Who snaps the ball in a cunt-punt?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2013 02:54 PM (olDqf)

121 Morbid curiosity: Is she ugly? I refuse to look.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 05, 2013 02:54 PM (DoZD+)

122 She really means it when she says, "Yeah, I got your sweater right heah."

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 05, 2013 02:54 PM (4/o9U)

123 'Dyed in the Wool ______ ', now has a whole new meaning

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2013 02:54 PM (1AAEe)

124 I've heard of muff diving, but muff purling?
 
I hope she doesn't drop too many stitches.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2013 02:54 PM (cHZB7)

125 111 Ever read about Errol Flynn's 'duck necklaces'? Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 05, 2013 06:53 PM (vHRtU) Yup. Genius!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2013 02:55 PM (olDqf)

126 #80
;^)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 02:55 PM (4NEdy)

127 In other art news, I just dropped deuce that was the spitting image of Martin Bashir. Should I put it up on eBay?

Posted by: The Phantom Crapper at December 05, 2013 02:55 PM (Kkt/i)

128 I just want to remind you all that quilts are not knitted.



Foo?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 05, 2013 02:55 PM (/kI1Q)

129 I wonder if Spittle is rubbing one out before his 7PM interview?

Posted by: redenzo at December 05, 2013 02:55 PM (HKTIg)

130 I guess this would be an appropriate time for that classic AlextheChick rant about lady parts.

So here it is.  You have been warned.  Look away if you have a squeamish stomach.  Or easily offended by vulgarity.
-  -  -  -  -  -  -  -
Obama Website: ‘Vote Like Your Lady Parts Depend On It’


Warning: This is going to be incredibly profane, even by my standards.


I am not my cunt. My entire life does not revolve around whom I fuck or who will fuck me. My tits are not relevant only to the extent that they may turn on me and give me cancer and kill me. Oh and speaking of cancer, and fuck cancer with the Warcock outfitted with a flaming cougar condom, cancer is not a motherfucking political issue you worthless pieces of shit who are turning it to such. My value as a person is not my vagina. I am not a mewling quim who is in desperate need of Daddy to take care of me because I am too feeble minded and weak to do so myself. I am not a talking gash who exists solely to be manipulated by being threatened that oh noes the Republicans hate my lady parts by the same party that is, as a practical matter, enforcing blasphemy laws on behalf of a religion that will cut off my clitoris. Let's not mention cutting off my head because I have the temerity to appreciate other ladies' lady parts.


Every single Democrat who believes that the only thing I value as a woman is abortion needs to be punched in the face by me. Fuck you. Fuck you sideways with a pineapple. It's shockingly sexist and pathetic and disgusting.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD the revelator at October 02, 2012 01:30 PM (VtjlW)

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2013 02:55 PM (iGP6J)

131 Her OBGYN should charge her triple.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 02:55 PM (5M2+1)

132 I can piss my name in the snow but you don't see me applying for grants.

*finally has great idea for getting government grants*

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 05, 2013 02:55 PM (+lsX1)

133 There's a name for someone like this when she turns 40: spinster.

Hey, fuck you.  Spinsters are noble.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 05, 2013 02:56 PM (/kI1Q)

134 121 Morbid curiosity: Is she ugly? I refuse to look. Posted by: katya, the designated driver


She's not much to look at but her oven mitts are the bomb.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 05, 2013 02:56 PM (xlX1p)

135 Knit one, Purl necklace...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 05, 2013 02:56 PM (olDqf)

136 She didn't show any nipple by any chance?
 
Oh, and that bikini chick in the sidebar has a occasional case of cameltoe.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 05, 2013 02:57 PM (cHZB7)

137 127 In other art news, I just dropped deuce that was the spitting image of Martin Bashir. Should I put it up on eBay? No... Every deuce looks like Martin Bashit, it's just that before the Palin kuufuffle you never realized it.

Posted by: State Senator Barack H. Obama at December 05, 2013 02:57 PM (GgGgG)

138 Cashmere

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at December 05, 2013 02:57 PM (QupBk)

139 134 Dr Spank at December 05, 2013 06:56 PM (xlX1p)

everyone is Miss America in the dark insane asylum...

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 02:57 PM (9jfyN)

140 Points off for not using penis shaped knitting needles.

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2013 02:57 PM (YWXTN)

141 I don't even want to know how she makes spaghetti.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 05, 2013 02:57 PM (4/o9U)

142 One of my court reporter buddies was talking about some notable divorce depositions she has taken.  We declared the winner the woman who ran every single one of her executive husband's ties over her hooha.  I don't think meant it as a form of artistic expression, though.

Posted by: RushBabe at December 05, 2013 02:57 PM (hrIP5)

143 What can't the vag do? It slices, it dices, it juliennes.

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2013 02:57 PM (Kkt/i)

144 Seeing hollywood's urgent need to produce new and original classic's. I see a few new offing's. Pink Rider. Kramer vs Kotex. Star Shields. You know, the usual high quality fare.

Posted by: oc joe at December 05, 2013 02:57 PM (5fkya)

145

Why didn't Weezer use this chick in their video?

Posted by: garrett at December 05, 2013 02:57 PM (1AAEe)

146 Vagina jokes aren't funny...PERIOD.
Don't be a bleeding heart, Dr Varno.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 02:57 PM (4NEdy)

147 This girl I'm dating is always stringing me along.

Posted by: Beta Male at December 05, 2013 02:57 PM (Pr6hk)

148 She could knit me a muff.

Posted by: redenzo at December 05, 2013 02:58 PM (HKTIg)

149 What's that Red Dot?

Posted by: Elaine benes at December 05, 2013 02:58 PM (1AAEe)

150 Is her name Mulva?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2013 02:58 PM (52Rhl)

151 Femynyst: "I am not my vagina!!" Femynyst one minute later: "Why do you hate my vagina?!?!?"

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2013 02:58 PM (MMC8r)

152 130 Epic.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at December 05, 2013 02:59 PM (DoZD+)

153 146 andycanuck at December 05, 2013 06:57 PM (4NEdy)

Quite, there's no place like "home"

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 02:59 PM (9jfyN)

154 62 Okay, I didn't look at the video and I'm disgusted. These stupid, delusional, sick people should be shipped to mars or somewhere they are not around normal people. Your wish is granted. She'll be behind me at my next speech, followed by a private session with FLOTUS.

Posted by: TOTUS at December 05, 2013 02:59 PM (nLIMC)

155 Hey, who took my needles?

Posted by: Dr. Gosnell at December 05, 2013 02:59 PM (Pr6hk)

156 Scrunt Scarves!

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 05, 2013 02:59 PM (vHRtU)

157 Apparently her scarfs were flying off the shelves at her Lilith Fair booth.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 02:59 PM (5M2+1)

158 Old and busted: Smallpox blankets

The new hawtness: Sweaters with yeast infections

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 05, 2013 02:59 PM (8ZskC)

159 Hey, guess what.  Your mental illness isn't art.  Seriously. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2013 02:59 PM (HsJeN)

160 I've had dogs that were less obsessed with genitals than the average femynyst.

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2013 02:59 PM (MMC8r)

161 Vagmere?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:00 PM (5M2+1)

162 I don't always wear a scarf knitted from vagina, but when I do...

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 05, 2013 03:00 PM (4/o9U)

163 Ooo if she develops a wool allergy, that would be bad, umkay? Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 05, 2013 06:45 PM (vHRtU) We can only hope. As an 'Ette and knitter I'm nauseated at her concept.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 05, 2013 03:00 PM (GDulk)

164 154 TOTUS at December 05, 2013 06:59 PM (nLIMC)

Hey Totus send me to Mars coach...

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 03:00 PM (9jfyN)

165 I think she should go piss up a rope.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:01 PM (5M2+1)

166 It says Lucy Brasi knits with the fishes

Posted by: Clemenza at December 05, 2013 03:01 PM (Pr6hk)

167 Help me, OBGYN Kenobi, you're my only hope.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 05, 2013 03:01 PM (V4CBV)

168 Bikini girl was cute. This is just sickness.

You have no idea.

Posted by: Tubgirl at December 05, 2013 03:01 PM (2DunM)

169 Hey, guess what. Your mental illness isn't art. Seriously. Posted by: no good deed We'll be the judge of that..., at least as far as tax dollars go.

Posted by: National Endowment for the Arts at December 05, 2013 03:01 PM (aDwsi)

170 A red sweater? You know I look horrible in red!

Posted by: The artist's father at December 05, 2013 03:01 PM (NXg/k)

171 Is she ugly?
She's okay. Standard ethnic English look.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 03:01 PM (4NEdy)

172 At least the chick who knits her own tampons has a point. 

Posted by: no good deed at December 05, 2013 03:01 PM (HsJeN)

173 10000 years, older, wiser men, have been trying to teach restraint to younger, virile men, with the God given instinct to F*ck everything that moves slower than they do, using whatever means is immediate to the task.

10000 years of teaching young men that women are more than a cum dumpster, they are a whole person, that should not only be respected but revered for the life giving potential that they possess, that sex itself is *not* just a path to personal gratification but a demonstration of what should be a much deeper connection to the persons involved.

10000 years of teaching young men that a women's vagina isn't just your personal funbox it's something entirely on a different level deserving full respect not only for the whole person to which it is a part of, but the whole purpose to which it is part of, and to treat it mundanely and objectified is an *ABSOLUTE MORAL WRONG*

And then we get this. Because we're oppressive. Of women... I'm done. Smithers....Release the bird dogs.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 05, 2013 03:01 PM (0q2P7)

174 Love it, this article is triggering an ad for "Your Future In Art And Design" from Full Sail University. (Full Sail offers BA's in addition to IPA?)

Posted by: t-bird at December 05, 2013 03:02 PM (FcR7P)

175 Someone once said that every single feminist's vision of a more enlightened future is one in which they are viewed by the society as being more hot than the are currently.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 05, 2013 03:02 PM (zeV2E)

176 w   t   f  ???

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2013 03:02 PM (7mQyC)

177 No thanks on the link to the yarn story. You can't put something like that back in the tubeÂ… uh... or something. Well, maybe you can. But I'm not looking anyway.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 05, 2013 03:02 PM (qZr+9)

178 2 Well apparently Leo DeCaprio is getting a candle jammed into his ass in some bad Scorcese movie. Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 06:38 PM (5M2+1) Big Candle is relentless!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2013 03:02 PM (oFCZn)

179 What a Knit Twit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:03 PM (5M2+1)

180 Jesus can't I listen to a basketball game with out hearing about Mandela? It's not like I don't care, well OK I don't

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 03:03 PM (nzKvP)

181 There is nothing she could knit that I would wear.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2013 03:03 PM (g1DWB)

182 >>175 Someone once said that every single feminist's vision of a more enlightened future is one in which they are viewed by the society as being more hot than the are currently. Sailer's Law of Female Journalism: The most heartfelt articles by female journalists tend to be demands that social values be overturned in order that, Come the Revolution, the journalist herself will be considered hotter-looking.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 05, 2013 03:03 PM (V4CBV)

183 Well apparently Leo DeCaprio is getting a candle jammed into his ass in some bad Scorcese movie. It's an allegory about fracking, isn't it?

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2013 03:03 PM (MMC8r)

184 That's gotta be one stretched out cooter.  No wonder she doesn't have any men  around.

Posted by: Soona at December 05, 2013 03:04 PM (9sMM9)

185 Tell me more about that new Scorcese movie.  It sounds like a love story.

Posted by: Bwarney Fwank at December 05, 2013 03:04 PM (Pr6hk)

186 One time I saw a gal in the Philippines macrame a replica of the Eiffel Tower with her cooter. Knitting a scarf is probably what they do on the first day of work over there.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 05, 2013 03:04 PM (+lsX1)

187 Note to Ace:  This thread is one for "the classics" in the sidebar.

Posted by: RushBabe at December 05, 2013 03:04 PM (hrIP5)

188 Big Candle is relentless! Posted by: Dack Thrombosis ------------------ They are inserting[i/] thrusting invading our lives!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 03:04 PM (aDwsi)

189 Uh oh.....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 03:05 PM (aDwsi)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 03:05 PM (aDwsi)

191 Does she hold the wool in its teeth?

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2013 03:05 PM (MMC8r)

192 I've seen some wooly twats, but...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 05, 2013 03:05 PM (vHRtU)

193 Merry Christmas everyone. This year I knitted you all Vagmere sweaters!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:05 PM (5M2+1)

194 Well apparently Leo DeCaprio is getting a candle jammed into his ass in some bad Scorcese movie. TMI if you ask me and that is one movie I will not be seeing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 03:05 PM (nzKvP)

195 Was she a great big fat person?

Posted by: J. Gumb at December 05, 2013 03:05 PM (V4CBV)

196 So what does one call that wad of yarn in her  cooter?  A skank of yarn?

Posted by: Soona at December 05, 2013 03:05 PM (9sMM9)

197 "183 Well apparently Leo DeCaprio is getting a candle jammed into his ass in some bad Scorcese movie. " Drudge calls it "shocking sex scene." It would be more shocking if he wasn't getting a candle shoved up his ass. I hope it's a scented candle.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 05, 2013 03:05 PM (zeV2E)

198 Does she just knit, or does she also crotchet?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2013 03:06 PM (52Rhl)

199

Where in the hell does this "scared of the vulva" stuff come from that I see feminist kooks ranting about? That is, they see the partriarchy as having some phobia of female genitals and depictions of them. Nothing could be further from the truth. The female naughty parts cause quite a few feelings in me, but fear is not one of them. Every since puberty kicked in, I've been very, very interested in it, and not in a scared, fearful sort of way. Give me any chance to further investigate the vulva, and I'll take it.

   There is a whole industry, porn, that takes advantage of this male interest, which ain't fearful, in the female genital and other parts of their anatomy.

     What kind of idiot dingbat believes this crap?  

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at December 05, 2013 03:06 PM (M5Os+)

200 Drudge calls it "shocking sex scene." It would be more shocking if he wasn't getting a candle shoved up his ass. I hope it's a scented candle. Posted by: Naes1984 at December 05, 2013 07:05 PM (zeV2E) Well it will be scented after that scene

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 03:06 PM (nzKvP)

201 I hope it's a scented candle. Posted by: Naes1984

It is now.

Posted by: Dang at December 05, 2013 03:06 PM (YWXTN)

202 Aaahhh! That's not my skein of yarn!

Posted by: flounder at December 05, 2013 03:06 PM (Kkt/i)

203 This gives a whole new meaning to "spin a yarn"

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2013 03:07 PM (nTgAI)

204 obama's on Hardball now. it's a huge joke.

Posted by: ace at December 05, 2013 03:07 PM (/FnUH)

205 Welcome aboard Mike! Shitter's to the left but the bar is closed sad to say.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 05, 2013 03:07 PM (oFCZn)

206 You're lucky, Mike. Still, they've recently fixed up the Barrel: new drapes from Australia but I don't know if it matches the carpet.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 03:07 PM (4NEdy)

207 By "shocking" I think they mean vomit-inducing.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 05, 2013 03:07 PM (V4CBV)

208 I hope it's a scented candle. Posted by: Naes1984 at December 05, 2013 07:05 PM Too bad it wasn't a stick of dynamite. His acting skill rivals that only of Keaunau Reeves.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:07 PM (5M2+1)

209 Nice save, Hammer.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2013 03:07 PM (52Rhl)

210 Let's see..., stoppered-up methane + candle. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 03:07 PM (aDwsi)

211 Posted by: mama winger at December 05, 2013 06:53 PM (P6QsQ) Did he say it was from cats? A poorly cleaned Orenberg (Russian fancy lace) piece might look oily but is actually of a cashmere-like goat.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 05, 2013 03:07 PM (GDulk)

212 Her daddy totally loved her and everything though.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 05, 2013 03:08 PM (4/o9U)

213 The only way this would be interesting is if she was using her uberKegeled vag to manipulate the needles to knit.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 05, 2013 03:08 PM (Gk3SS)

214 >>>Where in the hell does this "scared of the vulva" stuff come from that I see feminist kooks ranting about? That is, they see the partriarchy as having some phobia of female genitals and depictions of them. Nothing could be further from the truth. The female naughty parts cause quite a few feelings in me, but fear is not one of them I always intended "Beaver Hunt" to be a horror feature.

Posted by: Larry Flynt, Pervert, Publisher of Hustler at December 05, 2013 03:08 PM (/FnUH)

215 On further inspection it appears Mr. Hammer saved himself a trip to the barrel. Nice save. I'll be waiting for you the next time.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 05, 2013 03:08 PM (oFCZn)

216 204 ace at December 05, 2013 07:07 PM (/FnUH)

That's why you make the big bucks...

if I wanted to watch gay pron Chris Tingles and Barry Soetoro would not be the coupling I went for.


Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 03:08 PM (9jfyN)

217 Seamus - Thanks..., but the italics auto-closed. I am surprised that I wasn't barreled anyhow. I was thinking that I might need a sweater in there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 05, 2013 03:09 PM (aDwsi)

218 Was she a great big fat person?
No, at least not on the outside anyway.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 03:09 PM (4NEdy)

219 Knit one, hurl two. 

What a sad spectacle modern society has become.

Posted by: Lady in Black, in a dead thread talking to myself at December 05, 2013 03:09 PM (XB5Ak)

220 I saw Lil Miss Vajayjay Knitter open for the Revolting Cocks at the Palladium in '87.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 05, 2013 03:09 PM (Zswg6)

221 Please. I doubt this is the first shall we say "foreign object" that's been inside Mr. DiCaprio.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 05, 2013 03:09 PM (zeV2E)

222 Well apparently Leo DeCaprio is getting a candle jammed into his ass in some bad Scorcese movie.

Is this the one where he shits out a lifelike wax dummy of Matt Damon? I heard that you definitely want to see this one in 3D.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 05, 2013 03:09 PM (+lsX1)

223 obama's on Hardball now. it's a huge joke. Posted by: ace at December 05, 2013 07:07 PM I'd rather watch yarn come out of someone's hoo ha than watch that. So thanks for doing the dirty work for us Ace. I am sure the questions will be hard hitting journalism. Well , right up until Chrissy cums in his panties that is.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:09 PM (5M2+1)

224 204 obama's on Hardball now.

it's a huge joke.
----

So he fits right in with the show.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2013 03:09 PM (7mQyC)

225 I hope it's a scented candle.
It was once the scene ended.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 05, 2013 03:09 PM (4NEdy)

226 if I wanted to watch gay pron Chris Tingles and Barry Soetoro would not be the coupling I went for. Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 07:08 PM (9jfyN) How long before Matthews starts scissoring Barry? I denounce myself.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2013 03:09 PM (oFCZn)

227 I saw Leonardo DiCaprio open for Yankee Candle back in 2014....

//Sven in 2015

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 03:10 PM (9jfyN)

228 Did Chrissy blow his load yet ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2013 03:10 PM (nTgAI)

229 I once knew a girl that used the same technique when she fixed her car

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 05, 2013 03:10 PM (LWu6U)

230 Do all the gerbils up there need some reading light?

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 05, 2013 03:10 PM (zeV2E)

231

@199 Where in the hell does this "scared of the vulva" stuff come from that I see feminist kooks ranting about? That is, they see the partriarchy as having some phobia of female genitals and depictions of them. Nothing could be further from the truth. The female naughty parts cause quite a few feelings in me, but fear is not one of them. Every since puberty kicked in, I've been very, very interested in it, and not in a scared, fearful sort of way. Give me any chance to further investigate the vulva, and I'll take it.

-----------------

 

I think it's based around the idea that modesty in dress is a form of patriarchal oppression.  And since modesty in dress is generally encouraged specifically to cover up areas of the body that might be sexually enticing, obviously men (the evil masterminds behind patriarchal oppression) are scared of sex.

 

Or something.

 

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2013 03:10 PM (UWFpX)

232 226 Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2013 07:09 PM (oFCZn)

and that's a wrap...

work in something about Big Sausage uh Pizza and we're in the can....just like Reggie Love

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 03:11 PM (9jfyN)

233 Sandra Fluke invented the Infinity Scarf?

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 05, 2013 03:11 PM (ZshNr)

234 He was a delight to work with.

Posted by: DiCaprio's Ass Candle at December 05, 2013 03:11 PM (MMC8r)

235 One of my cats just pushed the door open, came in, smelled my sneaker, sneezed into it and left?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 03:11 PM (nzKvP)

236 "My rich daddy went to Disneyland and all I got was this stinking vulva." /bitter fymynyst

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2013 03:11 PM (52Rhl)

237 >>obama's on Hardball now. >>it's a huge joke. Thinly veiled campaign speech.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2013 03:11 PM (g1DWB)

238 "And then Doctor, I sneezed, and thats how the knitting needle ended up in my urethra."

"Uh-hu."

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 05, 2013 03:11 PM (vHRtU)

239 She knitted my scarf, because that thing is bigger on the inside than the outside, too.

Posted by: Doctor Who #4 at December 05, 2013 03:12 PM (MMC8r)

240 Did he say it was from cats? A poorly cleaned Orenberg (Russian fancy lace) piece might look oily but is actually of a cashmere-like goat.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 05, 2013 07:07 PM (GDulk)


----------------



He didn't say anything.  He doesn't speak to me and I haven't seen him in years.  He just sent me this dead cat table runner out of the blue when he was in Russia. 

Cashmere goat?  Maybe, if it was the runt of the litter and lived in a no-kill shelter out back of the KGB building.

Posted by: mama winger at December 05, 2013 03:12 PM (P6QsQ)

241 204
obama's on Hardball now.
it's a huge joke.
----
So he fits right in with the show.


Is he getting a blowjob from Chris. You know. For ART?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 05, 2013 03:12 PM (0q2P7)

242 One of my cats just pushed the door open, came in, smelled my sneaker, sneezed into it and left?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 07:11 PM (nzKvP)

 

Where did you get those laces ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2013 03:12 PM (nTgAI)

243 What did Chris Mathews Say when he got to the ball?.....Thank you Mr. Presguguguug

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:12 PM (5M2+1)

244 Her Kegel-fu is likely so strong she has to use a bowling pin as a marital aid...

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 03:12 PM (9jfyN)

245 So, thanks to @laurww (I guess...), a woman who knits Vaginal Yarn. Yes, vaginal yarn. She puts a skein of yarn up her foo and then draws it out as she knits. So, she's from Bangkok? Does she shot a dart also? Saw that show 10 years ago.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2013 03:12 PM (0FSuD)

246 Guess what ESPN has up on it's site.

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2013 03:13 PM (zqvg6)

247 You have no idea.

Posted by: Tubgirl at December 05, 2013 07:01 PM (2DunM)


Heeellooo sweet thing!

Posted by: Martin Bashir at December 05, 2013 03:13 PM (AWmfW)

248 I once knew a girl that used the same technique when she fixed her car

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 05, 2013 07:10 PM (LWu6U)

 

 

--------------------------------------------

 

 

Rusted bolt?  No problem.  Just let 'er get a good grip on that thing.

Posted by: Soona at December 05, 2013 03:13 PM (9sMM9)

249 He didn't say anything. He doesn't speak to me and I haven't seen him in years. He just sent me this dead cat table runner out of the blue when he was in Russia. Cashmere goat? Maybe, if it was the runt of the litter and lived in a no-kill shelter out back of the KGB building. Posted by: mama winger at December 05, 2013 07:12 PM .....That's Vagmere baby!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:13 PM (5M2+1)

250 Cat sneezes in shoe, earthquake headed towards you. -Confucius

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 05, 2013 03:13 PM (ZshNr)

251 "She claims, for the seventy billionth time, that people feel "fear and revulsion" towards the vulva, which is why it's Art and Stuff You Guys to knit a muff muffler." If her intent was to alleviate "fear and revulsion" towards the vulva, she failed, *shudder*. I can never look at a red scarf the same again.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 05, 2013 03:13 PM (ZyqBH)

252 24 I honestly don't get who it's made for, exactly. Posted by: ace at December 05, 2013 06:40 PM Shrimp nets?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2013 03:13 PM (0FSuD)

253 I wonder, will Nelson Mandela get the American snub like Lady Thatcher did at her funeral service?

Posted by: Lady in Black, in a dead thread talking to myself at December 05, 2013 03:13 PM (XB5Ak)

254 The Naval Research Lab just launched a drone from a submerged submarine – giving a huge edge to the future of special operations. It took six years to develop and launch an all-electric, fuel cell-powered, folding-wing drone aircraft from a submerged submarine. The eXperimental Fuel Cell Unmanned Aerial System, or XFC UAS, was fired from the submarine's torpedo tube using a “Sea Robin” launch system, which is designed to fit within an empty Tomahawk launch canister used for launching Tomahawk cruise missiles. Why didn't they stick that up DiCaprio's ass?

Posted by: Candle at December 05, 2013 03:14 PM (nzKvP)

255 http://espn.go.com

Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2013 03:14 PM (zqvg6)

256 With his appearance on it, POTUS gives tacit approval of MSNBC, traffickers in misogyny and homophobia.

Posted by: Tomorrow's Headline, if Fen's Law was suspended at December 05, 2013 03:14 PM (R6JT1)

257 Guess what ESPN has up on it's site. Posted by: steevy at December 05, 2013 07:13 PM ...Scores and stats from the games? (turns off sarcasm)

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:14 PM (5M2+1)

258

For her next performance, she's putting a turret lathe up there and making a set of table legs.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2013 03:14 PM (kdS6q)

259 I hate vaginas so much that I usually put them in my mouth so that I don't have to look at them.

Posted by: The drizzle at December 05, 2013 03:14 PM (ysCLj)

260 I wonder, will Nelson Mandela get the American snub like Lady Thatcher did at her funeral service? Posted by: Lady in Black, in a dead thread talking to myself at December 05, 2013 07:13 PM (XB5Ak) I bet ya fat ass goes

Posted by: Candle at December 05, 2013 03:15 PM (nzKvP)

261 Yep I'm definitely afraid of the vulva.  Please, PLEASE...don't throw me into the brier patch.

Posted by: Brer NC Ref at December 05, 2013 03:15 PM (Myqtp)

262 Guess what ESPN has up on it's site. -NELSON MANDELA KILLED BY PATRIARCHY -BOB COSTAS TO CALL FOR GUN CONTROL IN EULOGY -MEANWHILE, SPORTSWRITERS CONTINUE TO GET FATTER AND MAKE 1% OF WHAT THE YOUNG, FIT ATHLETES HALF THEIR AGE DO

Posted by: Doctor Who #4 at December 05, 2013 03:15 PM (MMC8r)

263 >>Where in the hell does this "scared of the vulva" stuff come from...

The same place as "being a slut  is empowering" and "free abortion on demand" is a human right.

Wonder when these feminists are going to wake up and see that everything they've embraced is actually to the benefit of creepy men. Kinda like how Romney, a loving husband and supportive father, was waging a "war on women" while Obama, who supports abortion beyond the womb and envisioned a country of "Julias" married to the state, is a feminist dreamboat.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2013 03:15 PM (JRmiD)

264 SO, Shit I always forget that part

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 03:15 PM (nzKvP)

265 Yes, yes, we men feel such "fear and revulsion" towards the vagina that we lust after it incessantly. Indeed.

You know what would be truly transgressive? How about artists creating art that's actually beautiful and interesting, rather than boring, stupid, and gross? Just a thought.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 05, 2013 03:16 PM (k4bdL)

266 Leave me out of this!

Posted by: art vandelay at December 05, 2013 03:16 PM (4NEdy)

267 Martin Bashir is probably taking a dump while watching the Matthews interview. And crying.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2013 03:16 PM (oFCZn)

268 I loved that Blue Oyster Cult song, Don't Fear the Vulva! They played it when they opened for the Masengils back in 82.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:17 PM (5M2+1)

269 Jesus. Art used to be about conveying emotions whether it is from a Bach symphony or the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. That's art. Art requires work. Now revulsion is all I feel. These modern artists are truly what one would call "degenerate artists and art." They shit on a sandwich, take pictures, and then claim that it is a statement against suburban oppression or something.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 05, 2013 03:17 PM (zeV2E)

270

@260 I bet ya fat ass goes

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Chris Christie?  Ya think so?

 

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2013 03:17 PM (UWFpX)

271 Why didn't they stick that up DiCaprio's ass?

Not tight enough, the UAV kept falling out...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 05, 2013 03:17 PM (vHRtU)

272 Rule 34 means there is someone, somewhere, fapping to that video.

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2013 03:17 PM (MMC8r)

273 Is Chris knitting him a scarf?

Posted by: Kas(ktgreat) at December 05, 2013 03:17 PM (Bl4dy)

274 267 Dack Thrombosis at December 05, 2013 07:16 PM (oFCZn)


and now you know why I invested in the yoga and pilates classes....yum!

//M Bashir esq

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 03:17 PM (9jfyN)

275 How does she keep the yarn dry? How does she keep her hoo ha wet? Read an article today about arm knitting which was invented by some guy. It's sort of cool and very fast. No needles - just an arm.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 05, 2013 03:17 PM (kkbgQ)

276 Hey, I heard that Howie Mandel died.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2013 03:18 PM (52Rhl)

277
Fuckers. If I yank a skein of yarn out of my ass, and knit a sweater with it, I'm a registered sex offender.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 05, 2013 03:18 PM (0IhFx)

278 Cashmere
Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots>>

Gashmere

Posted by: The Hickster at December 05, 2013 03:18 PM (TI3xG)

279 "The article itself is on HuffPo, and is somewhere between Safe For Work and Not Safe For Work [...] You make the call."

And an easy call it is. It's Too Stupid For Work.

In fact it's Too Stupid. Period.

However, maybe Sarah Silverman can wear a knitted hat and get "edgy" with it. This is right up her alley.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 05, 2013 03:19 PM (eHIJJ)

280 Holy crap.  Just flipped over to Tingle Boy's interview with Jugears on "Softball."

It's exactly as you'd expect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 03:19 PM (lVPtV)

281 Shnizz Mittens, THE Hot gift for 2013!

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 05, 2013 03:19 PM (ZshNr)

282 She could knit scrotum caps for inflated scrotum guy.

Posted by: Madamex at December 05, 2013 03:19 PM (islXR)

283

@265 You know what would be truly transgressive? How about artists creating art that's actually beautiful and interesting, rather than boring, stupid, and gross? Just a thought.

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That would require actual talent and practice and experience.  You know, hard work and effort like in all of those other fields of work that they're trying to avoid by becoming an "artist".

 

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2013 03:19 PM (UWFpX)

284 Read an article today about arm knitting which was invented by some guy. It's sort of cool and very fast. No needles - just an arm.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 05, 2013 07:17 PM (kkbgQ)

 

 

That wasn't my arm,

Posted by: Ammo Dump at December 05, 2013 03:19 PM (GgPam)

285 How does she keep the yarn dry? How does she keep her hoo ha wet? Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 05, 2013 07:17 PM >>>>You know the old saying. Keep your yarn wet and your vagina dry!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:19 PM (5M2+1)

286 Gashmere-------------LMFAO

Posted by: The Mega Independent at December 05, 2013 03:20 PM (4/o9U)

287 Preznit Gutsy Call takes the risk of a hardball interview with the guy who begs nightly to lick his ass clean.

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2013 03:20 PM (MMC8r)

288 If you want me to knit a sweater/ Pull this thread out of my vayjay/ Don't judge me Daddy, you old white bastard/ Lying on the floor, I've come undone....

Posted by: Alternate universe Weezer at December 05, 2013 03:20 PM (coVpK)

289 She's knitting a simple scarf. Take away the vagina part and she's doing something a 3rd grader could do. Now, I might be impressed if she were knitting a fisherman's sweater....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2013 03:21 PM (JRmiD)

290 So, she makes stinky scarves? I bet dogs love them...

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 05, 2013 03:21 PM (kkbgQ)

291 She'd need to knit a couple of bags to get anything else to go in and come out of there.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 05, 2013 03:21 PM (tuH2W)

292 All Matthews needs to complete this interview is a gimp mask.

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2013 03:21 PM (MMC8r)

293 Just flipped over to Tingle Boy's interview with Jugears on "Softball."

Better turn it off before one of 'em whips out a candle

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at December 05, 2013 03:21 PM (Nsoq9)

294

O/T - Just saw the following link title - "New Jersey Eyes Eating and Driving Ban".

 

More nannystate nonsense...

 

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2013 03:22 PM (UWFpX)

295 Next up Sydney Leathers will show her skill at tanning leather using her hoo ha as a source of chemical treatment.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 05, 2013 03:22 PM (dvRYt)

296 Holy crap. Just flipped over to Tingle Boy's interview with Jugears on "Softball." It's exactly as you'd expect. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 07:19 PM .......You're a glutton for punishment. Let's see. What are my viewing options,,,,,Chrissy fellating ()bama. Chick, pulling yarn out of her yap. Wall to wall Mandeada coverage. I think i'll stay here at the HQ or go read a book.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:22 PM (5M2+1)

297 The audience at Tingle Boy's interview is made up of adoring students from American University.  They're swooning.

I give up.

SMOD, take us all, now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 03:22 PM (lVPtV)

298 179 What a Knit Twit. What a Scum Twat.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 05, 2013 03:23 PM (5Q1ZU)

299 This sounds like something Heinrich Himmler would try in the camps.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2013 03:23 PM (0FSuD)

300 --hangs up paint brushes and sets studio on fire.

Posted by: Norman Rockwell at December 05, 2013 03:23 PM (MMC8r)

301 Well, the casserole is done. 

*reaches for brain bleach to wipe out this thread*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 05, 2013 03:23 PM (lVPtV)

302 Each year, the membership publication by USA Hockey becomes more about diversity propaganda than the sport.

This month's issue has a female player pictured or mentioned on nearly every page.

Posted by: Initiative Osmosis at December 05, 2013 03:23 PM (R6JT1)

303 Its so awesome that we have a president who is so perfect. Damn those pesky Tea Partiers for trying to ruin him!

Posted by: JackStraw at December 05, 2013 03:24 PM (g1DWB)

304 294 junior at December 05, 2013 07:22 PM (UWFpX)

Cocksucking asshole micromanaging dickholes.

God I hate politicians, I so fucking hate them.

Yeah hey New Joisey great job with everything else you know...so the Sandy shit is finally squared away?

You got rid of that fucking Mafia problem did you?

You stupid sons of bitches are not my life coach, and I really do wish you'd do less and do what less you do about sixteen times better.


Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 03:24 PM (9jfyN)

305 >>It's exactly as you'd expect.

Unless Matthews is fellating him, then no.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2013 03:24 PM (JRmiD)

306 Are ping-pong balls involved?

Posted by: mrp at December 05, 2013 03:24 PM (HjPtV)

307 >>Where in the hell does this "scared of the vulva" stuff come from... It comes from women trying to explain why no one wants to fuck them. Them know men, they even have make friends, but none of them want to get involved with an insecure, unattractive, unstable girl that thinks too highly of herself. She rationalizes this as their problem, and not her personality and looks. -- they must have irrational fear of her lady parts.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 05, 2013 03:25 PM (LWu6U)

308 Each year, the membership publication by USA Hockey becomes more about diversity propaganda than the sport. Like the diverse NHL?

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2013 03:25 PM (MMC8r)

309 Puss-n-Booties?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 05, 2013 03:25 PM (52Rhl)

310 Jane @ 82 - Not Amazon, Etsy.

Posted by: butch at December 05, 2013 03:26 PM (EV3Uf)

311

 Ok, about the scared of the hoo-hah thing reasoning. Wonder what would happen if I turned that around, say pulling out my dick out and playing with it in front of these feminist loons. If they objected, I'd go on about how they have fear and revulsion of the penis and male sexuality.

   Hey, why don't some of these flasher pervets claim they're doing performance art and see what happens? If some chick can do this and claim she's fighting the partriarchy, why can't some poor perv in a raincoat do the same?  

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at December 05, 2013 03:26 PM (M5Os+)

312 308 --- at December 05, 2013 07:25 PM (MMC8r)

inspired by the diverse NBA....

I wish I could figure out a way to make minefield clearing a spectator sport with sponsors and esteem....


Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 03:26 PM (9jfyN)

313 Are ping-pong balls involved? Posted by: mrp at December 05, 2013 07:24 PM ..No, bit she will be doing the warm up for the donkey show.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:26 PM (5M2+1)

314 Arm kitting: http://goo.gl/JXFofS And yes, I guess you can use your dick instead of an arm but I think the knitting would be slower. Also, the stitches would not be uniform if you get aroused.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 05, 2013 03:27 PM (kkbgQ)

315 Is she knitting it without her hands? I might be interested.

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at December 05, 2013 03:27 PM (QupBk)

316 When Vulva's attack!!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:27 PM (5M2+1)

317 311 - Indeed. Now get to work.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2013 03:27 PM (7mQyC)

318 OK, on what job is cruising the net ok?  Isnt ALL time wasting internet reading NSFW?

Posted by: anon at December 05, 2013 03:28 PM (DEsFp)

319 311 publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at December 05, 2013 07:26 PM (M5Os+)

because "because"...

no you touch on a good point, this cult of victimology game has destroyed the expectation of law and order so completely I fear it may never recover.

Law is enforced based on your imputed "victim story"....

in a just world your point would be valid in this one it would be "we know what YOU are doing perv"

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 03:28 PM (9jfyN)

320 The same place as "being a slut is empowering" and "free abortion on demand" is a human right.
Wonder when these feminists are going to wake up and see that everything they've embraced is actually to the benefit of creepy men.

Brave new world. I can see that future where boys are given vasectomy as part of a 12 yo birthday present so they can start participating in the sex without consequences right of age. Keeping some sperm on ice *just in case* he ever wants to make self sacrifices and have a family *laugh* I know right?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 05, 2013 03:28 PM (0q2P7)

321 315 - Nope. But you're right it might have been interesting if that had been the case.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 05, 2013 03:28 PM (7mQyC)

322 >>--hangs up paint brushes and sets studio on fire.Posted by: Norman Rockwell at December 05, 2013 07:23 PM (MMC8r)

***
Apparently you've never seen the works of Jarvis Rockwell?
One exhibit I saw at Mass MOCA involved fish tank dioramas of ewoks at a party. There were several of these. And then there was the pyramid made of dolls/figurines.....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2013 03:28 PM (JRmiD)

323 Everyone's got Mandela Fever and it can't be stopped. WSJ now finds out that he was a great guy? http://tinyurl.com/kt8ft96

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2013 03:28 PM (0FSuD)

324 I'll say it again. When liquid plumber is using porn euphemisms for their television commercials then you've won the sexual revolution. So stop trying to fight it.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 05, 2013 03:29 PM (Sh9Ge)

325 323 Nip Sip at December 05, 2013 07:28 PM (0FSuD)

WSJ went commie progtard on news long ago...

the editorial staff will be doing backflips to try to rehabilitate him as a capitalist.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 03:30 PM (9jfyN)

326 Mandela could knit with his vagina. He was a great man.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 05, 2013 03:30 PM (kkbgQ)

327 yeah, and I bet she doesn't pronounce "apartheid" correctly either!


Posted by: Jimbo at December 05, 2013 03:30 PM (V70Uh)

328 Paris Hilton just tweeted that Mandela was a great man and so was his "I have a Dream" Speech. I'm amazed she is capable of breathing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 03:30 PM (nzKvP)

329 >>>OK, on what job is cruising the net ok? Isnt ALL time wasting internet reading NSFW?

You mean walk in get you fired on the first offense NSFW? I've not had a job that stringent.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at December 05, 2013 03:31 PM (0q2P7)

330 Are ping-pong balls involved>>

I think that she probably uses Croquet balls now.

Posted by: The Hickster at December 05, 2013 03:31 PM (TI3xG)

331
Next up Sydney Leathers will show her skill at tanning leather using her hoo ha as a source of chemical treatment.

Sydney Pleathers, last I heard, was going in to get the drapes hemmed. The bits and pieces that they remove are available to those interested.

But just think...with a few bucks you could actually own a piece of ass! A piece of ass Anthony Wiener killed his career for, (Currently, he's the spokestard for the upcoming Wii-Ner). That's bank right there....stick the stinky bit o' flesh away for a few years, and bam!.....you're stupid, poor, and the owner of a stringy piece of naughty-bit that looks like beef jerky.

It's like Obamacare. Win-win....just not for you.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 05, 2013 03:31 PM (0IhFx)

332 Thank goodness his crowning achievement, Mandalay Bay, will stand always as a tribute to his passion for confined recreation.

Posted by: Initiative Osmosis at December 05, 2013 03:31 PM (R6JT1)

333 I bet Pia Zadora doesn't pronounce "apartheid" correctly either.


Posted by: Jimbo at December 05, 2013 03:31 PM (V70Uh)

334 I am going to announce the reason why the Left is (bizarrely) the cultural top sergeant today.

This is not the reason, but closely related: the non-Left to a sufficiently large degree has been brilliantly confused and eventually intimidated by the psycho-drama of the Left.  Non-left thoughts have been successfully attached to shameful feelings.  I am not talking alone about people who think about politics, I am talking about all American humans.

But more-so the non-Left, folks whose minds are not beclouded by the justification of a utopian vision, simply cannot believe the reality of the Left.  It does not compute.  It is so different from actual existence.

The non-Left, by which I include many millions of folks who do not even vote, carelessly and easily slough off the absurdity of the Leftist vision.  They do not perceive what effect it has because they falsely conclude that the absurdity necessarily has no effect.

That is the problem.

Any donkey can kick down the barn door. 

To create a society of non-Leftists takes centuries of reverence for spiritual and intellectual values.

The inert non-Left and the ert Left are equally clue-less in that regard. 

Posted by: Tonawanda at December 05, 2013 03:31 PM (mE1l+)

335 328 Paris Hilton just tweeted that Mandela was a great man and so was his "I have a Dream" Speech. I'm amazed she is capable of breathing Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 07:30 PM (nzKvP) You're joking, right?

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 05, 2013 03:31 PM (bCEmE)

336 maybe HER vulva causes fear and revulsion, but only when yarn is coming outta there. and wtf is she knitting anyway? its not a sweater.

Posted by: muff muffler at December 05, 2013 03:31 PM (iH/w2)

337 328 Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 07:30 PM (nzKvP)

She had a big head start....she can hire breathers from Daddy's wealth.

Posted by: sven at December 05, 2013 03:32 PM (9jfyN)

338 So, on the Bikini Sidebar Girl, is she for sale?

Posted by: toby928© insists on talking about robots at December 05, 2013 03:32 PM (QupBk)

339 >>Mandela could knit with his vagina. He was a great man.

And here I though he could only bend the arc of his moral compass for truth, justice and....something. Maybe it was navigate the skies of tomorrow? Nah. never mind...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2013 03:32 PM (JRmiD)

340 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I don't want to see that vagina

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 05, 2013 03:33 PM (cGaCp)

341 I saw this stunt in the Tiger Bar in Pattaya Beach, Thailand in 1995.  Along with balloons on the ceiling being popped with a dart gun and a banana going in whole and coming back in chunks.

Color me unimpressed with her "art."

Posted by: Country Singer at December 05, 2013 03:33 PM (LUkGY)

342 Oh for the love of Pete! Every celebrity douchenozzle is going to trip over their dick or vulva for the next week fellating Mandeada. It will be a competition to see who can be a bigger narcissistic windbag over how sad they are that he's worm food. ()bama is currently in the lead.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:33 PM (5M2+1)

343 Ok, about the scared of the hoo-hah thing reasoning. Wonder what would happen if I turned that around, say pulling out my dick out and playing with it in front of these feminist loons. If they objected, I'd go on about how they have fear and revulsion of the penis and male sexuality.
Hey, why don't some of these flasher pervets claim they're doing performance art and see what happens? Ifsome chick can do this and claim she's fighting the partriarchy, why can't some poor perv in a raincoat do the same?

Posted by: publius(NotBreitbartPublius) at December 05, 2013 07:26 PM (M5Os+)

 

 

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Football games.  Baseball games.   4th of July parades.  The list of showing off one's art is limitless.  What a great  idea.

Posted by: Soona at December 05, 2013 03:33 PM (9sMM9)

344 Show me a girl who can use her cooter to change rotors on a car. THAT would be art.

Posted by: wooga at December 05, 2013 03:33 PM (gXsVd)

345 #83...when I was a kid we threaded popcorn on string and hung it on the Christmas tree and when we got home from Grandpa's the dog had a piece of string hangin from her butt...my poor Mother...lol

Posted by: dumbartist at December 05, 2013 03:33 PM (ahBY0)

346 It's not just that it's in her vagina, it's that she's menstruating.  Oooh, scaaary.

Posted by: Trotsky with an ice-pick in his head at December 05, 2013 03:33 PM (MAlP4)

347 Paris Hilton just tweeted that Mandela was a great man and so was his "I have a Dream" Speech. I'm amazed she is capable of breathing Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 07:30 PM (nzKvP) You're joking, right? Posted by: Tami at December 05, 2013 07:31 PM (bCEmE) Nope. Weasel Zippers; Have a look for yourself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 03:33 PM (nzKvP)

348 What looms in the dark caverns of feminist knitting circles.

I wonder if she can do Broadlooms?

I bet she can't wait until she can handle the power loom

Posted by: phreshone at December 05, 2013 03:34 PM (Pr6hk)

349 328 Paris Hilton just tweeted that Mandela was a great man and so was his "I have a Dream" Speech. I'm amazed she is capable of breathing Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 07:30 PM (nzKvP) It was bogus.....Twitchy No, Paris Hilton did not confuse Nelson Mandela with Martin Luther King http://tinyurl.com/nyqftqs

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 05, 2013 03:34 PM (bCEmE)

350 You're joking, right? Posted by: Tami at December 05, 2013 07:31 PM (bCEmE) No, it was posted at twitchy. How's that ice coming along?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2013 03:34 PM (0FSuD)

351 Nelson Mandela? Isn't that the guy Morgan Freeman is based on?

Posted by: --- at December 05, 2013 03:35 PM (MMC8r)

352 What would be be shocking, and hilarious, would be a Roman Candle .

Posted by: Jimbo at December 05, 2013 03:35 PM (V70Uh)

353 No, Paris Hilton did not confuse Nelson Mandela with Martin Luther King http://tinyurl.com/nyqftqs Posted by: Tami at December 05, 2013 07:34 PM (bCEmE) So someone hacked her account?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 03:36 PM (nzKvP)

354 So someone hacked her account? Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 07:36 PM (nzKvP) Happens all the time to me.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at December 05, 2013 03:36 PM (0FSuD)

355

@320 Brave new world. I can see that future where boys are given vasectomy as part of a 12 yo birthday present so they can start participating in the sex without consequences right of age. Keeping some sperm on ice *just in case* he ever wants to make self sacrifices and have a family *laugh* I know right?

----------------

 

Did you ever read Brave New World?  They don't even have families in that book.  Everyone's a test tube baby, and raised by the state.  And all of the women were birth control distributed by the state.  In the book, intimacy is culturally de-linked from sex.  The environment is about as anti-family as you can get.

 

 

Posted by: junior at December 05, 2013 03:36 PM (UWFpX)

356 After my 5th child, I asked the doctor to do me a favor and put an extra stitch in it.  He said, "Tell your wife to do it herself."

Posted by: Fritz at December 05, 2013 03:37 PM (TKFmG)

357 From Twitchy: One person certainly not amused by a fake tweet showing Paris Hilton crediting Nelson Mandela with the “I Have a Dream” speech was Paris Hilton. The tweet was the work of an account called @DeIetedTweets (Deleted spelled with a capital I) that specializes in such Photoshopped celebrity tweets.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 05, 2013 03:37 PM (bCEmE)

358 I think it's based around the idea that modesty in dress is a form of patriarchal oppression.

I'm totally baffled by these geniuses who can't imagine there may exist a middle ground between forced into a burqa and garbed like a $2 whore.

The eco-fascist hipster scrunt at my office wore hot pants today--the actual short 70s hot pants--with tights. Her body makes Miley Cyrus look appealing.   I can't figure out how that's acceptable in a professional company, but I can't figure out what she does besides sleaze around and annoy me by yapping at the Facist Scrunt who sits behind me all day about her social life.


I feel old.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 05, 2013 03:37 PM (/kI1Q)

359 You know, if she's a hippietivist or whatever, she's probably using natural sheep wool, which is scratchy as hell if you haven't felted it. *shudder*

AoSHQ, creeping me out since 2004.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 05, 2013 03:37 PM (kMnHs)

360 fracked, not hacked.

Posted by: Weiner Dude at December 05, 2013 03:37 PM (V70Uh)

361 @329, but constant net-reading is frowned upon, correct?  I never understood this SFW stuff.  Oh, I can read usatoday for hours but a nip slip pic gets me fired?

Posted by: anon at December 05, 2013 03:37 PM (DEsFp)

362
It was bogus.....Twitchy

Sad that it is believable though.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 05, 2013 03:37 PM (0IhFx)

363 How's that ice coming along? Posted by: Nip Sip at December 05, 2013 07:34 PM (0FSuD) Great! It's now hidden by snow.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 05, 2013 03:38 PM (bCEmE)

364 Well goodnight all. Need to stop by the craft store. Mrs. Minnfidel asked if I could stop by the store for some yarn and tequila, I think I'm in for a fun night.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 03:38 PM (5M2+1)

365 Why does this remind me of the current FedEx commercial about Nana sending the the newly knitted wool cozies that cover everything including her grandson from head to toe? This is just wrong on too many levels to count.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at December 05, 2013 03:39 PM (zwGFJ)

366 Too funny.

The original verb I used was "pranked."  Someone pranked my account.

The first time Obama was on-time for a press speech was right after Andrew got up and talked while I was late.

Since Andrew passed, Obama doesn't worry about a repeat of that fiasco.

Posted by: Weiner Dude at December 05, 2013 03:40 PM (V70Uh)

367 Worse than health insurance from Pelosi's ass?

Posted by: @ParisParamus at December 05, 2013 03:40 PM (Gcm3A)

368 Posted by: mama winger at December 05, 2013 07:12 PM (P6QsQ) My guess would be that it's a knock-off Orenberg. Improper;y washed wool is also greasy (and smells foul).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 05, 2013 03:40 PM (GDulk)

369 Is that all? I've got a Jacquard mill up mine.

Posted by: roseanne barr at December 05, 2013 03:41 PM (4NEdy)

370 HAHA at this ---> "368 Worse than health insurance from Pelosi's ass?"

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 05, 2013 03:41 PM (cGaCp)

371 Nood

Posted by: Lizzy at December 05, 2013 03:41 PM (JRmiD)

372 One person certainly not amused by a fake tweet showing Paris Hilton crediting Nelson Mandela with the “I Have a Dream” speech was Paris Hilton. The tweet was the work of an account called @DeIetedTweets (Deleted spelled with a capital I) that specializes in such Photoshopped celebrity tweets. Posted by: Tami at December 05, 2013 07:37 PM (bCEmE) She is still an idiot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 03:41 PM (nzKvP)

373 Paris Hilton just tweeted that Mandela was a great man and so was his "I have a Dream" Speech. I liked Mandela's "I Have A Dream" song. Not sure if he was the guitarist or pianist, though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkNiuPJi2-0

Posted by: Low-Information Voter at December 05, 2013 03:42 PM (/No2a)

374 She is still an idiot Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 05, 2013 07:41 PM (nzKvP) No argument there.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 05, 2013 03:42 PM (bCEmE)

375 So, let me get this right, she pulls sweaters out of her twat? That's nothing. Paul Krugman has been pulling economics dissertations out of his ass for years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2013 03:50 PM (8Fl6F)

376 Hit it?

Uhh, NO.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 05, 2013 03:53 PM (80R0X)

377 47 Thanks aunt Bertha, but this scarf smells like fish Posted by: The Jackhole at December 05, 2013 06:44 PM ......Picturing every cat in town chasing the kid home from school. Posted by: Minnfidel at December 05, 2013 06:46 PM (5M2+1) *spits tequila* I come for the content and stay for the laughs.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at December 05, 2013 04:06 PM (LsF5M)

378 29 Ginny vs this chick. KNIT!!!! Posted by: EC at December 05, 2013 06:43 PM (doBIb) -- I'm faster. And I'm knitting Dave a scarf RIGHT NOW. In other news, I'm bitchy and bloated.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at December 05, 2013 04:12 PM (N/cFh)

379 Drudge calls it "shocking sex scene." It would be more shocking if he wasn't getting a candle shoved up his ass. I hope it's a scented candle.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 05, 2013 07:05 PM (zeV2E)


Wouldn't a Roman candle be more edgy? Especially if it were lit end first.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2013 04:12 PM (8Fl6F)

380 55 I keep the spinning wheel in mine! Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 05, 2013 06:47 PM (MMC8r) --- Get your nasty meat flaps off my Lendrum. And my Louet. And my antique Irish.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at December 05, 2013 04:14 PM (N/cFh)

381 74 this thread is NSFW but many dogs have hair that can be spun into a yarn, but if you try to make clothing of that yarn every time it gets wet it will smell like wet dog. So yeah everyone would love to have something that will forever smell like fish tacos. Oooh but a perfect gift for a hated ex spouse. Posted by: palerider at December 05, 2013 06:49 PM (dkExz) --- Referred to as "chiengora" (chien is French for dog). And it can't be spun on its own, it has to be blended with wool or another long-staple fiber. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at December 05, 2013 04:16 PM (N/cFh)

382 What a surprise, she's someone who you don't want to see nekkid.  Why couldn't Korean bikini girl do this kind of art?

 

 

 

Posted by: Mayor Ford at December 05, 2013 04:17 PM (ps27A)

383 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at December 05, 2013 08:16 PM (N/cFh) My favorite mittens are stranded knitting with the main color being white Samoyed unmixed with any other fiber. They've lasted almost 20 years (though are getting rather worn now) of course they've never been washed which may be why the plain doghair hasn't been a problem.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 05, 2013 04:29 PM (GDulk)

384 "Knitting? Pffffft. Let's see her try to get a loom up there. That would be art."

That's nuthin'.

 They print the New York Times in my spacious pulsating pleasure warehouse.
 

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, landlord at December 05, 2013 04:35 PM (aDICA)

385 An overly long yarn about a young girl unwinding the mysteries of the universe, while at the same time discovering that you can be anything you want to be. Â…..if you really want it

Posted by: ontherocks at December 05, 2013 04:36 PM (ViHDC)

386 Hope you get to feeling better soon Ace.   Wrap yourself up in a good muff,   err I mean muff muffler and get some rest.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at December 05, 2013 04:37 PM (9u2hL)

387 I saw Muff Muffler open for Beard My Clam at the Fem Faire back in 1973.

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 05, 2013 04:41 PM (xm1A1)

388 Do you wash it in woolite, or summers eve??

Posted by: ATTILA727 at December 05, 2013 04:43 PM (J+cfY)

389 >>Like the diverse NHL? Sorry, Grant Fuhr can't hear you. He's got Stanley Cup rings in his ears.

Posted by: Otto Zilch at December 05, 2013 04:44 PM (X1dQk)

390 Wut Dafuq? Apparently it isn't enough to do the knitting out of her vulva..but also while she is menstruating. Everyone needs a gimmick...

Posted by: Bob at December 05, 2013 04:48 PM (tkzWe)

391 So how do we prove to these folks that their plan has worked: an ear is a boob is a hand is a dick is a foot is a twat. No distinction, cover what you want, show what you want. First guy to try to cop a feel instead of shaking hands is going to find out they don't really mean it.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 05, 2013 05:27 PM (Fa3Hi)

392 Oh good lord. Wtf? This is "art"? Wow. Just wow. I call this crap. That's what it is. Crap.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at December 05, 2013 05:29 PM (2/oBD)

393 Well I'll be damned ! I thought only I had the machinery for spitting out a web.

Posted by: Spider-Man at December 05, 2013 06:14 PM (C9mIM)

394 That explains it. I knew I had the wool pulled over my eyes.

Posted by: dirks strewn at December 05, 2013 06:15 PM (l7oVN)

395 I sincerely regret that I missed this thread.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 05, 2013 06:38 PM (DmNpO)

396 I haven't clicked the link yet, but I'm going to bet everything I have that this girl looks nothing like Playmate of the Year.

Posted by: Hamilton at December 05, 2013 07:11 PM (2dYnc)

397 This is the part where I tell my curiosity that it's better off not knowing.

Posted by: FGCUJames at December 05, 2013 08:32 PM (GPjVW)

398

#37: "Or, not, because men aren't quite as fucking STUPID about their cocks as women are about their poor, oppressed, Virginians."

Oh, yes, they are! Just in a wholly different way..........

 

Posted by: GWB at December 06, 2013 07:54 AM (zFh/A)

399

#179 "What a Knit Twit."

I think you have an 'i' where you should have an 'a'......

 

Posted by: GWB at December 06, 2013 08:07 AM (kEVTZ)

400 Thank you all for some good laughs! Funniest comments I've read in a long time.

Posted by: ClintJ at December 06, 2013 09:12 AM (0jm2w)

401 If she knits with pub hairs longer than a lions mane, I don't wanna know about it ! 

Posted by: ron n. at December 06, 2013 07:54 PM (c7HxG)

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