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March 18, 2013

Pew Analysis: Joke Channel MSNBC is 85% Opinion, 15% Straight News
— Ace

For comparison: CNN is 55% news, 45% opinion, and FNC is 45% news and 55% opinion.

MSNBC is in its own class.

Posted by: Ace at 05:01 PM | Comments (156)
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1 MSNBC is 85% Opinion, 15% Straight News What? With Maddow onboard, I thought they only did gay news.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:03 PM (j3uk1)

2 15%! Why so high? Does that include those prison documentaries they run on the weekends?

Posted by: BSR at March 18, 2013 05:03 PM (H0Rot)

3 Never watched it. Don't have cable and if I did, I'd be too busy surfing commercials.

Posted by: sTevo at March 18, 2013 05:03 PM (VMcEw)

4 MSNBC is like rape

Posted by: Ashley Judd at March 18, 2013 05:04 PM (XvrTA)

5 Why does our side insist on referring to asshats like these as the Mainstream Media? Can't we come up with a term that denigrates them just a little bit? They have earned the scorn.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 18, 2013 05:05 PM (l3vZN)

6 The kicker is that FNC actually has opinions across the spectrum. MSNBC has 90% of the 85% from the Left (and that's being generous).

Posted by: SARDiver at March 18, 2013 05:05 PM (V1Qx2)

7 MSNBC is actually 100% crap.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 18, 2013 05:06 PM (xKC/c)

8 So you're saying they're 85% assholes? Like opinions, everyone has them.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:06 PM (j3uk1)

9

MSNBC is 85% Opinion, 15% Straight News

More like 15% news, 90% of which is ghey.

Posted by: imp at March 18, 2013 05:07 PM (oGrkY)

10 8 So you're saying they're 85% assholes? Like opinions, everyone has them. Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 09:06 PM (j3uk1) And they all stink.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2013 05:07 PM (GEICT)

11 MSNBC is like bad college radio, but less relevant somehow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2013 05:07 PM (XkWWK)

12 I think the Comedy Channel has more straight News

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2013 05:09 PM (9Bj8R)

13 85%opinion, 15%news. Huh. There are two ways of spelling "bullshit" that I'd never seen before.

Posted by: Jenny hates her phone at March 18, 2013 05:09 PM (kKKEV)

14 11 MSNBC is like bad college radio, but less relevant somehow. College radio has better music, and less paranoia. Plus, free tix to the third caller.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:09 PM (j3uk1)

15 This is rather funny, in 2008 during the election season, I brought up Obamas history .

the First thing shrieked at me, Was omg you watch Fox news! (she is a msnbc watcher)

i laughed as I hadn't been a fox news watcher.

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 05:09 PM (nqBYe)

16 95% of MSNBC's opinions are based on the predictions of Nostradamus and/or magic.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 18, 2013 05:10 PM (4cRnj)

17 Not enough rape on their weekend prison schlockumentaries.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:10 PM (j3uk1)

18 And just about 100% of that 85% is wrong or a lie.

Posted by: Hepcat at March 18, 2013 05:11 PM (nPbm2)

19 @Jinx the Cat #LSM "Why does our side insist on referring to asshats like these as the Mainstream Media? Can't we come up with a term that denigrates them just a little bit?" LSM = LameStream Media was popular. Didn't Sarah use that? I've been pushing for LaughingStock Media for many moons now. Same acronym, better mileage.

Posted by: a mindful webwurlitzer at March 18, 2013 05:11 PM (U13jb)

20 14 College radio has better music, and less paranoia. Plus, free tix to the third caller. Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 09:09 PM (j3uk1) I always started out morning drive with "Highway to Hell."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2013 05:11 PM (XkWWK)

21 I have hopes (obviously groundless) one day we will just have straight news.

just the fkn truth , i just want to know what's really up.

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 05:11 PM (nqBYe)

22 95% of MSNBC's opinions are based on the predictions of Nostradamus and/or magic. Nice. Their accuracy has improved.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:11 PM (j3uk1)

23 17 Not enough rape on their weekend prison schlockumentaries. Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 09:10 PM (j3uk1) Every time I see "prison rape" I think Linda Blair...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 18, 2013 05:12 PM (XkWWK)

24 MSNBC, unlike FNC (or even CNN) is not a news channel. (And FNC and CNN are both pretty weak tea in the actual reporting-of-the-news department).

MSNBC is a propaganda channel.

Posted by: filbert at March 18, 2013 05:12 PM (NaNKB)

25 85% opinion or 85% opium?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2013 05:12 PM (oScG1)

26 Ya know my mom told me I had a twin and we were separated at Birth? Chris?

Posted by: Bozo The Clown at March 18, 2013 05:12 PM (9Bj8R)

27 CNN has the most news?
That must count repetition, and may factor in the repeating of the same story over and over repeatedly.

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at March 18, 2013 05:13 PM (KzTUI)

28
Ooooh. Hacker distributing emails on Benghazi and Hilary. (drudge top)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2013 05:14 PM (IY7Ir)

29 And the idiots at the Washington Times want to name their new cable tv news channel something retarded like "America One News" or some such rot.

Haven't they gotten the memo?

It should be something neutral-sounding but actually subversive like "Real American Progressive Education--Network Of Womyn."

Probably need to work on the initials, there.

Posted by: filbert at March 18, 2013 05:15 PM (NaNKB)

30 That must count repetition, and may factor in the repeating of the same story over and over repeatedly. Posted by: Mr. Obvious at March 18, 2013 09:13 PM (KzTUI) And if they are also counting CNN INternational they might not even recognize slanted News

Posted by: Bozo The Clown at March 18, 2013 05:15 PM (9Bj8R)

31 ...15% ghey talk is more believable.

Posted by: sTevo at March 18, 2013 05:15 PM (VMcEw)

32 Ooops SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2013 05:16 PM (9Bj8R)

33 I'd watch MSNBC more often if they showed more Santos or zatoichi movies. The stuff they show now isn't even good Corman.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:16 PM (j3uk1)

34 80% of MSNBC'S "straight news" are stories on Republican treason and/or cats.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 18, 2013 05:16 PM (4cRnj)

MSNBC is in its own class

Its called Special Ed

Posted by: AndrewsDad at March 18, 2013 05:16 PM (C2//T)

36 CNN has the most news?
That must count repetition, and may factor in the repeating of the same story over and over repeatedly.

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at March 18, 2013 09:13 PM (KzTUI)

well wasn't CNN the one first scouting through the site and found Stevens diary in Benghazi? (before fbi weeks later?)

not that they reported on anything about it.

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 05:16 PM (nqBYe)

37 My wife watches MSNBC, but only for the women-in-prison weekend shows.

My mother-in-law, on the other hand . . .

Posted by: filbert at March 18, 2013 05:16 PM (NaNKB)

38 MSNBC is Snowflake Class.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2013 05:16 PM (oScG1)

39 MSLSD is 99% trippin' balls, 1% commentary.

Posted by: logprof at March 18, 2013 05:17 PM (+iA5G)

40 85% Kos Kidz talking points, 15% spittle from Fat Red Ed.

Posted by: DC in Towson, assault human at March 18, 2013 05:17 PM (jIaZt)

41 For comparison: CNN is 55% news, 45% opinion,

Yeah, because CNN would never insert editorial into 'straight news', right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 18, 2013 05:18 PM (UCv7P)

42 Joe Biden has said he plans to attend the celebratory Mass. He confirmed he will be attending a reception tonight with the presidential delegation to the inaugural mass with American officials based in Rome. Biden says he has to attend Â“or IÂ’ll lose my soul.Â” Evidently Biden received his religious formation at Our Lady of Playskool parish.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 05:18 PM (Plelb)

43 cnn, -clean up crew, along with reuters and ap

msnbc, Progressive propaganda channel with tingles 24/7

fox, Podunky dunk channel

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 05:19 PM (nqBYe)

44 Sean, you mean Slo Joe has been eating the Play-Doh as well?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 18, 2013 05:19 PM (oScG1)

45 Go 100% political. The left does. If the right were smart, and they're not, they'd make the left anti-car, anti-sex, anti-food, anti-tv, etc. Go to the most popular things, and portray the left as against it. Duh.

Posted by: MJ at March 18, 2013 05:19 PM (vl5mg)

46 Every time I see "prison rape" I think Linda Blair... Well, it's not rape rape.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 05:20 PM (Plelb)

47 MSNBC should run this www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYbvzz4RsU

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:20 PM (j3uk1)

48 Evidently Biden received his religious formation at Our Lady of Playskool parish. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 09:18 PM (Plelb) We sent Biden and Pelosi. The fuck? We choose based on lowest IQ? I'm not even close to Catholic and I'm offended.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2013 05:21 PM (GEICT)

100% bullshit. I can't even hack Fox anymore.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 18, 2013 05:21 PM (+bZOu)

50 Sean, you mean Slo Joe has been eating the Play-Doh as well? Paste for sure. Play-Doh is very likely.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 05:21 PM (Plelb)

LSM = LameStream Media was popular. Didn't Sarah use that? I've been pushing for LaughingStock Media for many moons now. Same acronym, better mileage.

Believe it or not, I saw a VW commercial that actually said something like, "You can't trust the Lamestream Media."

Surprised I was.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 18, 2013 05:22 PM (+z4pE)

52 They are what they think Fox is. Liberal projection network.

Posted by: zsasz at March 18, 2013 05:23 PM (MMC8r)

53
Biden is another one not smart enough to be classed as stupid.

Sorta like our trolls.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 18, 2013 05:24 PM (SAMxH)

54 We sent Biden and Pelosi. The fuck? We choose based on lowest IQ? They will be instructed not even to attempt to receive communion. Biden is (barely) smart enough to heed that warning. Pelosi is not. I hope she tries just for the sheer entertainment value of watching her be bodily dragged from the line by two deacons and three Swiss Guards.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 05:24 PM (Plelb)

55 Opinions are just facts enhanced with truthiness

Posted by: Clueless in Jersey at March 18, 2013 05:24 PM (uLLv9)

56 For comparison: CNN is 55% news, 45% opinion,

Yeah, because CNN would never insert editorial into 'straight news', right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2013 09:18 PM (UCv7P)

In all fairness, they probably counted Shep as straight news for FNC.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 18, 2013 05:26 PM (hpYnL)

57 I'm betting they don't count Toure toward 'straight' news, y'knowwhati'msayin.

Posted by: zsasz at March 18, 2013 05:27 PM (MMC8r)

58 MSNBC should hire me as I'm 100% bullshit! And I know manure having attended Cornell Ag Skool.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at March 18, 2013 05:27 PM (wIgpo)

59 Biden is another one not smart enough to be classed as stupid. Sorta like our trolls. Moo Moo is certainly giving erg a run for his money lately. Yet more proof of the truth of The Bell Curve

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 05:27 PM (Plelb)

60 the First thing shrieked at me, Was omg you watch Fox news! (she is a msnbc watcher) " You do realize that is another way of calling you too stupid to form your own opinions don't you?

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 18, 2013 05:27 PM (Rch0e)

61 They will be instructed not even to attempt to receive communion. Biden is (barely) smart enough to heed that warning. Pelosi is not. I hope she tries just for the sheer entertainment value of watching her be bodily dragged from the line by two deacons and three Swiss Guards. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 09:24 PM (Plelb) I don't think either one of them is smart enough to not eat rocks painted like food. Bodily dragged....? Hmmm...the Church still have "certain instruments" in the basement? Cause that could be fun.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2013 05:27 PM (GEICT)

62 I need to find a juicy Hamburger thread..

Posted by: clemenza at March 18, 2013 05:27 PM (HMQ8k)

63 In all fairness, they probably counted Shep as straight news Whoa there, Sally. Nothing straight about Shemp.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:28 PM (j3uk1)

64 "15 This is rather funny, in 2008 during the election season, I brought up Obamas history .

the First thing shrieked at me, Was omg you watch Fox news! (she is a msnbc watcher)

i laughed as I hadn't been a fox news watcher.

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 09:09 PM (nqBYe)"

After having been told a thousand times that I should "change the channel from Faux News" and "stop watching Glenn Beck", I stopped listening to anything these idiots have to say. I don't even have cable, so unless Netflix starts streaming Fox I doubt I'll be watching it any time soon.

Fortunately for me, no one in my family is stupid enough to be a liberal, despite the fact that most of them live in Massachusetts. We just lack the leftard genes.

Posted by: BS Inc. at March 18, 2013 05:28 PM (gZ2Xq)

65 Amount of available spare time. If it was lowest IQ, we would have sent Maxine Waters and Debbie Wasserman Schittz. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 18, 2013 09:26 PM (OWjjx) My money is still on Corrine Brown as stupidest piece of shit in Congress. Can't stand that fucking illiterate bitch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2013 05:29 PM (GEICT)

66 Is Shep Gey? Really I am shocked !!!

Posted by: clemenza at March 18, 2013 05:30 PM (HMQ8k)

the First thing shrieked at me, Was omg you watch Fox news! (she is a msnbc watcher) "

You do realize that is another way of calling you too stupid to form your own opinions don't you?

I've been told this too. Unfortunately, I don't turn on the TV from one month to the next, and then only to watch MLB.TV. Apart from that, it's a good point.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 18, 2013 05:30 PM (IDSI7)

68 Hmmm...the Church still have "certain instruments" in the basement? Cause that could be fun. Sadly, no. But if you're into that I can send Mrs Cochran a nun costume. Hey, the local Pauline monastery was having a yard sale.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 05:30 PM (Plelb)

69 I'll have fries with that and a big gulp. No make that a beer.

Posted by: sTevo at March 18, 2013 05:31 PM (VMcEw)

70 I'm sorry but "Lame stream media" is a really really dumb term.

Posted by: BSR at March 18, 2013 05:31 PM (H0Rot)

71 My money is still on Corrine Brown as stupidest piece of shit in Congress. Gotta give Sheila Jackson-Lee some props. She wanted the Mars rover to visit where Neil Armstrong landed.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:32 PM (j3uk1)

72 My money is still on Corrine Brown as stupidest piece of shit in Congress. Can't stand that fucking illiterate bitch. Where she comes from that's an asset. Especially when people start axing you questions....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 05:32 PM (Plelb)

73 Ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: Y-not at March 18, 2013 05:32 PM (5H6zj)

74 But if you're into that I can send Mrs Cochran a nun costume. Hey, the local Pauline monastery was having a yard sale. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 09:30 PM (Plelb) Ew, no.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2013 05:32 PM (GEICT)

75 They will be instructed not even to attempt to receive communion. Biden is (barely) smart enough to heed that warning. Pelosi is not.

I hope she tries just for the sheer entertainment value of watching her be bodily dragged from the line by two deacons and three Swiss Guards.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 09:24 PM (Plelb)

You really think they'll be instructed not to receive communion?! Who would these instructions come from?

Posted by: Tami [/i] at March 18, 2013 05:32 PM (X6akg)

76
My money is still on Corrine Brown as stupidest piece of shit in Congress. Can't stand that fucking illiterate bitch.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2013 09:29 PM (GEICT)

Go Gata!

Posted by: Corrine Brown at March 18, 2013 05:32 PM (+iA5G)

My money is still on Corrine Brown as stupidest piece of shit in Congress.

I don't like to drop the S-bomb, but you leave me no choice. If you want to talk deeply, profoundly, incredibly stupid, I trump all assertions with two words: Barbara and Boxer.

She's so stupid she can't walk for two hours after a meal. Her full brain power is occupied with digestion.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 18, 2013 05:32 PM (IDSI7)

78 That "straight news" percentage seems a little high.

Posted by: Oswald at March 18, 2013 05:33 PM (5fSr7)

79 You know Foxxy News baits the Jebb Bush fishing hook, that is when I take a shower and make fresh coffee.

Posted by: clemenza at March 18, 2013 05:33 PM (HMQ8k)

80 Wiener is kicking himself for listening the the scrunt. He coulda said "Screw you lady, my constituency likes dick pics."

Posted by: sTevo at March 18, 2013 05:33 PM (VMcEw)

81 It's all good because soon we'll have the imprimatur of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

Posted by: Lawrence of MSNBCryia at March 18, 2013 05:34 PM (I88Jc)

82 Hey, the local Pauline monastery was having a yard sale. Habit forming.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:34 PM (j3uk1)

83 I defy anyone to come up with a member of Congress that's more of fucking illiterate, embarrassing, stupid scrunt that this bitch. http://youtu.be/KgbBP9Em00A

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2013 05:34 PM (GEICT)

84 I'm *entitled* to communion, by God!

Posted by: Nancy Lugosi at March 18, 2013 05:35 PM (+iA5G)

85 @ 81 spoken like a true Mexifornian,

Posted by: clemenza at March 18, 2013 05:35 PM (HMQ8k)

86 You really think they'll be instructed not to receive communion?! Who would these instructions come from? Yes. And I would bet that measure will be delivered personally by Cardinal Bertone, the Secretary of State. It's speculation on my part, but knowing how Pelosi got dressed down last time she visited the Vatican, I'm sure they're not going to put up with her shit.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 05:36 PM (Plelb)

87 Mr Pink, Yes which is why i find it so funnaaay.

She assumed rightly i was a dem (until i switched for Bush's second term)

while she lappwed up msnbc like that actually was real news.

Jay, uh hmm, the only time i see fox news is when someone tells me Shep said this, Or the blond chick is hot.

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 05:36 PM (nqBYe)

88 They have a Female Gorrila Congresswoman LOOK ALIKE in Texas that has the missing link thing going..

Posted by: clemenza at March 18, 2013 05:37 PM (HMQ8k)

89 with two words: Barbara and Boxer. She's so stupid she can't walk for two hours after a meal. Her full brain power is occupied with digestion. She doesn't eat. She's like the Martians from H G Wells's War of the Worlds. She takes nutrition directly in her bloodstream by draining the blood of constituents. Unfortunately even herpes, typhoid, and gonorrhea has been unable to kill her, much less a common cold.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:37 PM (j3uk1)

90
I defy anyone to come up with a member of Congress that's more of fucking illiterate, embarrassing, stupid scrunt that this bitch.

She needs to go back to schoo.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at March 18, 2013 05:38 PM (0IhFx)

91 Habit forming Well played. I set 'em up. You knock 'em down.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 05:38 PM (Plelb)

92

"The percentage of newshole, or airtime, devoted to reported packages..."

Newshole? Why, I just learned a new word!

In a related story, it is now acceptable usage to refer to Rachel Maddow's newshole.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2013 05:39 PM (kdS6q)

93 I don't understand how people have the time to sit and watch the news. Seriously, you sit and watch people read to you what the news is? The same full days news you can read yourself in no more than an hour on the Internet?

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 18, 2013 05:39 PM (VjL9S)

94 It's speculation on my part, but knowing how Pelosi got dressed down last time she visited the Vatican, I'm sure they're not going to put up with her shit. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 09:36 PM (Plelb) Ooo...I don't know that story. Fill me in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2013 05:39 PM (GEICT)

95 in my defense of having been Dem ( spouse and I ,union members- spouse was politically active )

some might relate.

puts hard hat on, just in case

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 05:40 PM (nqBYe)

96 I never gradulated ace for winning the cpac blog award. Gradulated-tions ace.

Posted by: Ms Corrine at March 18, 2013 05:41 PM (VMcEw)

97 Yes. And I would bet that measure will be delivered personally by Cardinal Bertone, the Secretary of State.

It's speculation on my part, but knowing how Pelosi got dressed down last time she visited the Vatican, I'm sure they're not going to put up with her shit.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 09:36 PM (Plelb)

I missed Pelosi's dressing down by the Vatican. Damnit! What'd they say to her?

Posted by: Tami [/i] at March 18, 2013 05:41 PM (X6akg)

98 I think it's hilarious you insinuate MSNBC has any kind of class whatsoever...

Posted by: SGT. York at March 18, 2013 05:41 PM (H1IKD)

I defy anyone to come up with a member of Congress that's more of fucking illiterate, embarrassing, stupid scrunt that this bitch.

All right, sorry, but you leave me no choice ...

"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."

Let's see any primate top that for stupidity.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 18, 2013 05:42 PM (IDSI7)

100 87 I defy anyone to come up with a member of Congress that's more of fucking illiterate, embarrassing, stupid scrunt that this bitch. http://youtu.be/KgbBP9Em00A Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT) Whoa....not sure I've seen so much stupid occupying such a small space.

Posted by: BignJames at March 18, 2013 05:42 PM (j7iSn)

101 MSNBC is 85% Opinion, 15% Straight News

15%? I think they missed a decimal point. More like 0.15%

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2013 05:42 PM (ebiRM)

102 MSNBC should spice up their programming. Hoverround commercials and Time Life infomercials for CD collections of seventies music would make a welcome change from their duller shows.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:43 PM (j3uk1)

103 sheila jackson ?

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 05:43 PM (nqBYe)

104 I am dumber for watching the first 15 seconds.

Posted by: sTevo at March 18, 2013 05:43 PM (VMcEw)

105 Both MSNBC and Fox News are insignificant in terms of audience (2 and 3 million at their peaks).

Talking heads arguing does not appeal to 98% of the country.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 18, 2013 05:44 PM (t4wKZ)

106 Ooo...I don't know that story. Fill me in. http://tinyurl.com/cbjuksf

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 05:44 PM (Plelb)

107 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2013 09:34 PM (GEICT)

mm, ok that beats my pick

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 05:45 PM (nqBYe)

108 Sheila is a PHD compared to Corrine.

Posted by: sTevo at March 18, 2013 05:45 PM (VMcEw)

109
PBS NewsHourÂ’s news agenda also shifted in some significant topic areas from 2007 to 2012. Coverage of government dropped from 11% to 2% while coverage of business and economics jumped from 4% to 14%. Another area of reduction was overseas coverage, which accounted for half the programÂ’s newshole (50%) in 2007, but fell to about one-third (34%) in 2012.

Completely unrelated to a Democrat becoming President, I'm quite sure.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2013 05:45 PM (kdS6q)

110 @ Grumpy Cat You know, a station that only showed Lucha Films, Kung Fu movies, old horror movies, would be the only channel I ever watched, throw in some actual lucha libre and or hockey/sumo/rugby and I'd toss them so much money PBS would weep.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 18, 2013 05:45 PM (oScEo)

111 15%? I think they missed a decimal point. More like 0.15% That leaves 14.85% unaccounted for. Unless its made up of Chris Matthews's empty bourbon bottles stashed in the recycle bin.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:46 PM (j3uk1)

112 Talking heads arguing does not appeal to 98% of the country. Neither does preventious bloviation. Doesn't stop you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 05:46 PM (Plelb)

113 "America One News"...I've been thinking about this. How about 'straight new', no opinion and all interviews were conducted by a progressive correspondent and then a conservative one..separate interviews, of course. Play both at the same time once you can get the politician to actually answer questions from both sides; thus nonpartisan.
Opinion shows? Have that Ray Madcow guy on, then Rush, then Levine, then the fat red Ed and yes, even olbiedouche. Give them each six months, don't have the audience, you're gone. No partisan crap, no favorites. Give the audience what they want. Let people hear both sides and perhaps, though I'm not counting on it, they might realize how they're being porked.
But I' m just a lurker..what do I know?

Posted by: George Tirebiter, previously known as 4TZNh at March 18, 2013 05:47 PM (4TZNh)

114

@87

BC you should warn people about that video.... my ears hurt from listening to that scrunt. Florida should be embarassed.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 18, 2013 05:47 PM (1HdRo)

115 You know, a station that only showed Lucha Films, Kung Fu movies, old horror movies, would be the only channel I ever watched What would we call this channel?

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:48 PM (j3uk1)

116 MSNBC is reinforcement propaganda. It is not there to bring in new sheep, but to keep them from drifting away.

Posted by: eman at March 18, 2013 05:50 PM (64rcm)

117 Mark (High Pitch Spermy Voice) Levin is not fit to interview a WWF wrestler.

And how is Ed fat but not PigBoy (Rush)?

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 18, 2013 05:50 PM (t4wKZ)

118 Pelosi is a prime eample of Liberals accepting what They espouse to hate.

uses illegals for profit margins at her vineyard, makes tons of cronyism cash, uses govt services to prop her lifestyle high on the hog up.

which is why i know they are liars , it's all a scam

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 05:50 PM (nqBYe)

119 http://tinyurl.com/cbjuksf

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 09:44 PM (Plelb)

Ok, now it's coming back to me. Given the date of that, I was probably still despondent over Obama's being elected and wiped any news from that time from my mind. Well, that and I'm getting old.

Posted by: Tami [/i] at March 18, 2013 05:51 PM (X6akg)

120 which is why i know they are liars , it's all a scam Fen's Law: Liberals don't believe any of the shit they preach.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 05:51 PM (Plelb)

121 If it hadn't been for the explosion and crash of TWA 800, NSNBC would have died an infant death.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 18, 2013 05:52 PM (e8kgV)

122 And how is Ed fat but not PigBoy (Rush)? Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 18, 2013 09:50 PM (t4wKZ) Ed's fat is from the neck up.

Posted by: BignJames at March 18, 2013 05:52 PM (j7iSn)

123 121 Mark (High Pitch Spermy Voice) Levin is not fit to interview a WWF wrestler.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 18, 2013 09:50 PM (t4wKZ)

--I don't know what a spermy voice is like, since I've never had anyone spooge in my ear like you have.

Posted by: logprof at March 18, 2013 05:52 PM (+iA5G)

124
Fen's Law: Liberals don't believe any of the shit they preach.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 09:51 PM (Plelb)

and so i found out. What clued me in Is Iraq war,, finding them screaming when They themselves had set the guidelines with the Iraq liberation document in 1998 under Clinton. and their supporting it until it wasn't politically beneficial to them in 2003..

took me a few years .

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 05:54 PM (nqBYe)

125 BC you should warn people about that video.... my ears hurt from listening to that scrunt. Florida should be embarassed. Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 18, 2013 09:47 PM (1HdRo) That's part of why the bitch enrages me, she represents part of my home town. She's my grandfather's rep. You wanna see someone go off? Mention her to him.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2013 05:54 PM (GEICT)

126 Gee, Clarence, how is Palin stupid but Biden isn't?

Posted by: zsasz at March 18, 2013 05:54 PM (MMC8r)

127 What would we call this channel? Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 09:48 PM (j3uk1) Hmm.. tough one 1: Cinema de la muerte 2: MMM TV (Masks, Monster & Monks) 3: The Holy Trinity 4: Awesome

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 18, 2013 05:54 PM (oScEo)

128 Hmm.. tough one 1: Cinema de la muerte 2: MMM TV (Masks, Monster & Monks) 3: The Holy Trinity 4: Awesome 5. MOAR

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:55 PM (j3uk1)

129 In an interesting coincidence, 85 is also the average IQ of MSNBC's viewers

Posted by: Wiserbud at March 18, 2013 05:55 PM (WCe8r)

130 133 In an interesting coincidence, 85 is also the average IQ of MSNBC's viewers Bull crap. Never been above 68.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 05:57 PM (j3uk1)

131 Lightweight Katie Couric took Sarah Palin down by asking her to name a newspaper she read and a SCOTUS case.

McCain and his staff prohibited interviews for Bible Spice after that.

Case closed.

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 18, 2013 05:57 PM (t4wKZ)

132 @ Grump Cat I'll concede to MOAR TV if in exchange we get Elvira and Joe Bob Briggs as late night Horror hosts.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 18, 2013 05:58 PM (oScEo)

133 Joe Biden thought someone else's biography was his. Case closed.

Posted by: zsasz at March 18, 2013 05:59 PM (MMC8r)

134 Herbert yes, Palin should have known to Lie, as all your chosen asswipes are taught to do.

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 06:00 PM (nqBYe)

135 Okay, Elvira and Joe Bob Briggs but only a skimpy costume on Elvira.

Posted by: Grumpy Cat at March 18, 2013 06:01 PM (j3uk1)

136 Oh and sorry, I broke Moron Etiquette by not posting this. http://tinyurl.com/cvknowp

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 18, 2013 06:01 PM (oScEo)

137 Posted by: zsasz at March 18, 2013 09:59 PM (MMC8r) You might have to simplify that for him. The sentence contained words with more than one syllable.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 06:01 PM (Plelb)

138 @ 141 And it's a deal.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 18, 2013 06:01 PM (oScEo)

139 ONT up

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 06:02 PM (Plelb)

140 @ 139 And it's a deal.

Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 18, 2013 06:02 PM (oScEo)

141 Herbert pooperlicker is unusually confrontational tonight. Maybe it feels its troll cred is slipping

Posted by: BSR at March 18, 2013 06:02 PM (H0Rot)

142 ONT is up

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 18, 2013 06:02 PM (GEICT)

143 Next, Clarence-- How was Todd Akin a 'war on womyn,' but Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton weren't?

Posted by: zsasz at March 18, 2013 06:03 PM (MMC8r)

144 Biden
"I guarantee you Barack Obama ainÂ’t taking my shotguns, so donÂ’t buy that malarkey," Biden said Saturday at the United Mine Workers of AmericaÂ’s annual fish fry in Castlewood, Virginia. "DonÂ’t buy that malarkey. TheyÂ’re going to start peddling that to you."

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 06:03 PM (nqBYe)

145 herbert fact splitter

Posted by: ette at March 18, 2013 06:04 PM (nqBYe)

146 Herbert pooperlicker is unusually confrontational tonight. Maybe it feels its troll cred is slipping Erg popped in for a little hysteria earlier tonight, too. Perhaps AxelCorp is having to cut back with the Sequesterpocalypse.

Posted by: zsasz at March 18, 2013 06:04 PM (MMC8r)

147 Ted and Bill genuinely like pussy!

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 18, 2013 06:04 PM (t4wKZ)

148 Ted and Bill genuinely like pussy! As do most serial women abusers.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2013 06:06 PM (Plelb)

149 Okay, two swings and a miss, Clarence. Third, How is Mitt Romney part of the culture of greed but Al Gore isn't?

Posted by: zsasz at March 18, 2013 06:07 PM (MMC8r)

150 Scarborough is afraid that straight news might mean they talk about the dead Congressional aide in his office and Meeka doesn't want the homos excluded.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 18, 2013 06:08 PM (Pc6R5)

151 Gore is greedy, no doubt. Greed is good. don't you know. I am an Ayn Rand fan - you are barking up the wrong tree now.

(and Ayn Rand hated conservatives)

Posted by: Herbert Hymenhopper at March 18, 2013 06:08 PM (t4wKZ)

152 Aw, sorry, Clarence. Caught looking. Excellent flailing, though, with the attempt to change the subject. Top marks in the AoSHQ Extra-special Olympics. You're still two points up on the other mental-thalidomide baby erg.

Posted by: zsasz at March 18, 2013 06:12 PM (MMC8r)

153
What would we call this channel?
Posted by: Grumpy Cat

The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2013 06:15 PM (kdS6q)

154 True Fact: Joe Biden has had two brain-damaging strokes.

Posted by: barky the precedent at March 18, 2013 06:16 PM (lRNbu)

155 I love Ayn Rand and cock.

But mostly cock.

Posted by: Charlie Choadsmoker at March 18, 2013 07:03 PM (WMsq+)

156 Pew Analysis: Joke Channel MSNBC is 85% Opinion, 15% "Straight" News

FIFY

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 18, 2013 07:50 PM (IN7k+)

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