July 31, 2013

#PhonyScandals Get Almost Phonier If You Can Believe That
— Ace

Phonies.

Embattled Internal Revenue Service official Lois Lerner and an attorney in the Federal Election CommissionÂ’s general counselÂ’s office appear to have twice colluded to influence the record before the FECÂ’s vote in the case of a conservative non-profit organization, according to e-mails unearthed by the House Ways and Means Committee and obtained exclusively by National Review Online. The correspondence suggests the discrimination of conservative groups extended beyond the IRS and into the FEC, where an attorney from the agencyÂ’s enforcement division in at least one case sought and received tax information about the status of a conservative group, the American Future Fund, before recommending that the commission prosecute it for violations of campaign-finance law. Lerner, the former head of the IRSÂ’s exempt-organizations division, worked at the FEC from 1986 to 1995, and was known for aggressive investigation of conservative groups during her tenure there, too.

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According to the e-mail correspondence, a month after receiving the American Future Fund’s response, the FEC general counsel’s office — which is prohibited under law from conducting an investigation into an organization before the FEC’s six commissioners have voted to do so — contacted Lerner to investigate the agency’s tax-exempt status.

More at the link. Honestly, I could barely follow it. My brain's a bit burned out.

So, Open Thread. If you've getting here late I actually did my job today and wrote some good posts. The blog is good today, starting off with Gabe and BenK (and Purp late at night for tech-ers). So read that.

Oh and the You Will Mist Up post has a very sweet video.


Posted by: Ace at 03:33 PM | Comments (497)
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1 Was Ms. Lerner previously with the FEC... and quite a piece of work there

Posted by: phreshone at July 31, 2013 03:35 PM (Pr6hk)

2 first?

Posted by: Mallfly at July 31, 2013 03:35 PM (bJm7W)

3 rats, but no scandal here, the real scandal is that the tea party thuglicans keep preventing the President from implementing his plans to turn the economy into a laser point

Posted by: Mallfly at July 31, 2013 03:36 PM (bJm7W)

4 so, scandals... have we run out of fingers and toes yet? I can count to 21 if I need to.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 31, 2013 03:37 PM (bJm7W)

5 And the middle class

Posted by: Roman Maroni at July 31, 2013 03:37 PM (fJS4a)

6 So...can we still talk about shitty comics no one outside of the stand-up circuit has heard of?

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at July 31, 2013 03:37 PM (aozUR)

7 thank god. Anything to bump that sad sack in previous thread down.

Posted by: Typical white person with typical prejudices at July 31, 2013 03:38 PM (hemD9)

8 But we're getting the middle digit

Posted by: Roman Maroni at July 31, 2013 03:38 PM (fJS4a)

9 Been waiting for the FEC smoking gun.  As bad as the Texas unEthical Commission is I knew the FEC had to be far worse.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 31, 2013 03:38 PM (kxSZr)

10 My dentist & I agree with this, said TFG should be impeached'

Posted by: CarolT at July 31, 2013 03:38 PM (RMg6O)

11 Was Obama saying "Phoney Scandals" or Pony Scandals? Like the Shetland Show at the Cadillac?

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at July 31, 2013 03:38 PM (MhA4j)

12 And the Republican Party establishment is going to do something about this in 5...4...3...2..., ah, on second thought, not really a hill to even think about!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 03:39 PM (XdnQT)

13 the vid was nice... thanks for that .  One the phony scandals, i'm losing faith that any of this will matter.  It's Clinton Dejavu, it doesn't matter.. at this point..  the MSM is hiding and shaping and carrying the water for the DNC and this administration and all of us paying attention are having our cynicism in politics reinforced.  

Posted by: Yip at July 31, 2013 03:39 PM (/jHWN)

14 If you've getting here late I actually did my job today and wrote some good posts.

With good headlines and pictures.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, drinking heavily at July 31, 2013 03:40 PM (hO8IJ)

15 thank you Ace for all that you do.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2013 03:40 PM (cnS/d)

16 What does Carney call it when a leading suspect in the Benghazi massacre has still not been contacted by FBI or Libyan security, but was easily located and interviewed for hours by cable news show. a) Partisan! b) Racist! c) Distraction! d) Shut up!

Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2013 03:40 PM (gjIQF)

17 I'm on phone, that was supposed to be !!! At end of last post.

Posted by: CarolT at July 31, 2013 03:40 PM (RMg6O)

18

I have a new fantasy where Republican nominee Sarah Palin announces that she will file no documents with the FEC, nor recognize their authority, believing that they are not a neutral party but in fact agents for the DNC. 

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2013 03:40 PM (lr3d7)

19 The Democrat leadership and their donors in the media know this isn't a phony scandal.  Their rank and file measure scandals by how much media coverage a thing gets.  That's how they know Abu Ghraib was WAY worse than Benghazi or Watergate.

Not kidding.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 03:41 PM (9PrpA)

20 In 1973 there was a bipartisan congressional "you better step the hell off, Dick" over stuff like this.

Today we have Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi serving as Obama's geezers without portfolios at-large.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2013 03:41 PM (LYIrp)

21 My dentist & I agree with this, said TFG should be impeached'

Wait, is your dentist Nevergiveup?

Posted by: Vulcan at July 31, 2013 03:41 PM (4WhSY)

22 "My Problem has a first name, it's P-H-O-N-Y, it's second name is S-C-A-N-D-A-L, they like it when I lie...."

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2013 03:43 PM (ZshNr)

23 I sort of mist up just about always, except when I think of mean, racist Adam. I hope there's a Kleenex in my murse. 

Posted by: Andi Kunstler at July 31, 2013 03:43 PM (uLzrM)

24 Posted by: LASue at July 31, 2013 07:40 PM (gjIQF)

And a serving (?) Marine Corps Colonel is apparently AWOL, because he cannot be "found" to testify before Congress!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 03:43 PM (XdnQT)

25 Lerner, the former head of the IRSÂ’s exempt-organizations division, worked at the FEC from 1986 to 1995, and was known for aggressive investigation of conservative groups during her tenure there, too. And no Republican administration fired her or reprimanded her?

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2013 03:44 PM (9XBK2)

26 18 I have a new fantasy where Republican nominee Sarah Palin announces that she will file no documents with the FEC, nor recognize their authority, believing that they are not a neutral party but in fact agents for the DNC. shows up at my door wearing a vinyl corset and thigh-highs. Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2013 07:40 PM (lr3d7) Fixed.

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 03:44 PM (doBIb)

27 If you've getting here late I actually did my job today and wrote some good posts.


And you've probably heard that I've read some pretty good speeches.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at July 31, 2013 03:45 PM (8ZskC)

28 Honestly, I could barely follow it. My brain's a bit burned out. Short version: Soon, the camps.

Posted by: zsasz at July 31, 2013 03:45 PM (MMC8r)

29 Resist We Much! ™

Holy Shit. My haid has assploded.

Posted by: Al Sharpton's Giant Head at July 31, 2013 03:45 PM (g9Osd)

30 A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"

 The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......

 "YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 31, 2013 03:45 PM (4Mv1T)

31 Another fake scandal, eh?  Where do these things come from?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 31, 2013 03:45 PM (0HooB)

32 Was Ms. Lerner previously with the FEC... and quite a piece of work there


She's the Jamie Gorelick of weaponized government.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2013 03:46 PM (8ZskC)

33 And no Republican administration fired her or reprimanded her?

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2013 07:44 PM (9XBK2)


My friends, you have nothing to fear from Democrat partisan apparatchiks in the government bureaucracy.

Posted by: Karl Rover at July 31, 2013 03:46 PM (XdnQT)

34 Their goal is to do anything they want until they provoke violence. And then they crack down.

Posted by: zsasz at July 31, 2013 03:47 PM (MMC8r)

35 President Jones in CO would spend one hour each day just firing people

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 31, 2013 03:47 PM (8sCoq)

36 You remember the Long March? Cloward and Piven? Alinsky? Can we *please* for the love of God stop sidelining the fact that this is DELIBERATE SABOTAGE? This isn't a game, if we fuck it up we don't shake hands, re-pick teams and start over.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 03:47 PM (qyfb5)

37 Heather - were you recently in Germany?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 03:47 PM (mHjMr)

38 Coming soon to SyFy Scandnado![i/] with Lois Lerner in the role of the Fed in the black suit and black SUV.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 03:48 PM (lDXPG)

39 And your little dog too

Posted by: Lois Fifth Amendment Lerner "I'm proud of my public service." at July 31, 2013 03:48 PM (yL0v8)

40 eekkkk

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 03:48 PM (lDXPG)

41 So close, Anna!

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 03:49 PM (doBIb)

42 35 President Jones in CO would spend one hour each day just firing people Posted by: Jones in CO at July 31, 2013 07:47 PM (8sCoq) Dude, hire me to spend 10 hours a day firing people. Delegation is key.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 03:49 PM (qyfb5)

43 I used to wonder how Hitler got away with so much.  I guess with a little "audacity" anything is possible.

Posted by: Big Ben at July 31, 2013 03:49 PM (I5Htn)

44 Ace has done good today. I found his Hillary Cankles thread spot on with enough humor & venom to make me chuckle. Well done. Now where do I pay for that fucking platinum membership I keep hearing about?

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 03:49 PM (HVff2)

45 >>If you've getting here late I actually did my job today and wrote some good posts. We're getting what we paid for. ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at July 31, 2013 03:49 PM (5H6zj)

46 Damn, we needed some fresh barrel meat.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 03:49 PM (mHjMr)

47 Now where do I pay for that fucking platinum membership I keep hearing about? Just send me a check for $500. Make it out to my last name: cash.

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 03:50 PM (doBIb)

48 Hahaha TR, and oldie but a goldie

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 03:51 PM (HVff2)

49 I used to wonder how Hitler got away with so much. I guess with a little "audacity" anything is possible.

Go online to a general forum where lefties hang out.  It doesn't even have to be specifically political.  Then try having a rational discussion about religion.  Personally I think we're about thirty years out from lefties trying out a final solution on anyone who believes in God.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 03:51 PM (WhJf8)

50 lol   Yeah I skated close to the edge there.

Hunting DC bureaucrats will replace hobo hunting as a Horde past time?

Oohh on Velocity tonight Wheelers Dealers Trading Up Mike washes ashore in Japan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 03:51 PM (lDXPG)

51 Hooked on Phonies!

Posted by: LIVs at July 31, 2013 03:52 PM (lVPtV)

52 EC $500 be coming your way, on 1 condition, we must wet a line or our whistles or both

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 03:52 PM (HVff2)

53 Ace, honey, you've done exceedingly well today.  Exceptional, even.

Rest up.

The world will be more fucked up as we sleep.

Posted by: LIVs at July 31, 2013 03:53 PM (lVPtV)

54 Death to LIVs sock.

Posted by: LIVs at July 31, 2013 03:54 PM (lVPtV)

55 A dude named LIVs is calling Ace honey. NTTIAWWT.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 03:54 PM (mHjMr)

56 Once more Jane....with feeeeeeling.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 31, 2013 03:55 PM (X6akg)

57 I find myself waking up every morning thinking, "I do not want to turn on the news.  It will just suck."

And sure enough, it does.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 03:55 PM (lVPtV)

58 Heather - were you recently in Germany?

Wisconsin.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, drinking heavily at July 31, 2013 03:55 PM (hO8IJ)

59 So, somebody who spent her entire career using the power of government to harass her political opponents, in a shocking departure, used the power of government to harass her political opponents. Anyone who calls it a "phony scandal" should face serious repercussions, but won't. Because stupid and evil have joined forces.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 03:55 PM (qyfb5)

60 >> I actually did my job today and wrote some good posts #Hacked by Barack Obama? No. The part about actually doing his job is a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Andy at July 31, 2013 03:56 PM (li+aS)

61 57 That's why I filter my news through the HQ.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2013 03:56 PM (9XBK2)

62 Dammit, Tami.

Heh.  Bitch,

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 03:56 PM (lVPtV)

63 No way Radish.  Did you come up north or stay down by Milwaukee?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 03:56 PM (mHjMr)

64

Now where do I pay for that fucking platinum membership I keep hearing about?

 

Please enclose two  box tops from Purina  Ewok Chow along with $5.00  and   five    ampersands to:   Hobo  Hunters International,   69  Depressive Blogger Way, NY, NY, NYA,  00100

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 31, 2013 03:57 PM (0HooB)

65 50 Hunting DC bureaucrats will replace hobo hunting as a Horde past time? No tags required, no daily bag limit. Feed the hogs.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 31, 2013 03:57 PM (EO34X)

66 >>> I actually did my job today and wrote some good posts. The blog is good today, starting off with Gabe and BenK (and Purp late at night for tech-ers). So read that. Yeaaaaah, we're going to need that status report to look a little less...conventional. Can you give us some empty liquor bottles and a goat? That would be...greeaaaaat.

Posted by: fluffy Lumberg at July 31, 2013 03:57 PM (n1VQv)

67 Charge them with 142 million charges of violating the civil rights of all Republican and Independent voters. Ask for their sentences to run consecutively. They'll roll.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at July 31, 2013 03:57 PM (sbSjq)

68 I have you now my pretty! And your little dog too.

Posted by: Lois Fifth Amendment Lerner at July 31, 2013 03:57 PM (yL0v8)

69 Hahaha TR, and oldie but a goldie Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian,
--------------------------

Yea, it was long on prose, but made me bust out laughing on the local gun forum today.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 31, 2013 03:57 PM (4Mv1T)

70 Because stupid and evil have joined forces.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2013 07:55 PM (qyfb5)


Stupid and evil have joined forces, because they are so much easier than smart and principled!



Besides both stupid and evil are making quite a nice living (at our expense).

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 03:58 PM (XdnQT)

71 Weekends in Milwaukee, week in Door County.

I'm posting photos very slowly, but yeah, looks good.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10297889@N08/9402945513/

Posted by: HeatherRadish™, drinking heavily at July 31, 2013 03:58 PM (hO8IJ)

72 52 EC $500 be coming your way, on 1 condition, we must wet a line or our whistles or both Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 07:52 PM (HVff2) You got it!

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 03:59 PM (doBIb)

73 You know the talk of giving Lerner immunity for testimony? Screw that. Put the screws to her and put her in jail. Then get the Special Prosecutor going with her case running in the background as a message to others.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 31, 2013 03:59 PM (eHIJJ)

74 Daily reminder: Ace makes enough to live off of from this blog.

Posted by: Yep at July 31, 2013 03:59 PM (6sqK6)

75 *pauses as bad movie idea pops up*

Lois Lerner in the Phony Cr@p Tease Scandal.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:00 PM (lDXPG)

76 ....and income equality, and pay your fair share, and some pipeline with like 50 jobs.... 

Posted by: tony redenzo at July 31, 2013 04:00 PM (888y+)

77 I get the feeling Shemp is losing his TFG love.  Yet, I have no doubt the idiot will vote for the Hildebeast or any D.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:01 PM (lVPtV)

78 EC, what are you soliciting?  $500?  Cheese fries in gravy?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:01 PM (lDXPG)

79 Ace must have made a big play on the market for Kleenex stock.

It's nice that they rehabilitated the puppy. I myself believe all life has a right to live.

That said, I draw the line at all life should reproduce.

Part of our problem now is that for the last 50 years we women have been culling the brave and courageous out of the gene pool AND we've made a cult out of letting defective gene carrying humans reach reproductive age.

I'm not saying we could/should do anything different. But we ought to recognize what was/is being done and the results thereof.

Now, everyone jump my shit about being cold hearted and mean spirited but it has to be said.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at July 31, 2013 04:01 PM (28TG+)

80 Posted by: Yep at July 31, 2013 07:59 PM (6sqK6)

Given the rate at which he posts, I would think he has to make a living off this blog, because he doesn't seem to have time to have a "real" job!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 04:01 PM (XdnQT)

81 Nice pics Heather.  You have a good eye.  I posted a few from Alaska on my Flickr - which you have access to since we are contacts.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:02 PM (mHjMr)

82

You know the talk of giving Lerner immunity for testimony? Screw that. Put the screws to her and put her in jail. Then get the Special Prosecutor going with her case running in the background as a message to others.

 

That's what needs  to be done, which   means the GOP won't do it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 31, 2013 04:02 PM (0HooB)

83 The Peruvian Constitution prohibits all forms of income taxation. Although the specific paragraph does include the "except whores" clause.

Posted by: eman at July 31, 2013 04:03 PM (CE55J)

84 ace you do a lot of wonderful work. This weekend you have been on fire , I have enjoyed your musing  about the state of politics, and our political future  particularly. As I have found myself in a place in America I would never have thought possible.

anyway here we all are, And lifting a glass of wine to toast you and your co-bloggers.

thanks for sharing your time with one that needed to be taught  what stuff means  (me) .

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 04:03 PM (Jy4tI)

85 Holy fuck.  O'Reilly:  Woman claims blacks being killed in Chicago aren't by blacks.  "Secret" white cops.

Just fucking kill me now.  I won't survive the race wars.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:04 PM (lVPtV)

86 Rule of law.   LOL. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 04:04 PM (Gk3SS)

87 85 Secret cops and stealth helicopters!

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2013 04:05 PM (9XBK2)

88 Well, willow just posted.  Must be nood up.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:05 PM (mHjMr)

89 Well, I have to confess. I've miss all the good work Ace has been doing here. I can see it is good work, I just haven't had the time since I started my second book. The pages keep piling up, the story line advances, I have all these great ideas, these great dramatic scenes, the dialog just flows effortlessly (spell check is a bitch however)

BUT I CAN'T FIND AN ENDING

2,000 pages and NO END it sight.


Posted by: What he said at July 31, 2013 04:05 PM (n3BCs)

90 Shut the fuck up America, this is what you voted for. 

Posted by: tony redenzo at July 31, 2013 04:05 PM (888y+)

91 or rules of Rulers.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 04:05 PM (Jy4tI)

92 Jane D'oh.  So 'secret' white cops who dress up in black face to kill blacks?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:05 PM (lDXPG)

93 78 EC, what are you soliciting? $500? Cheese fries in gravy? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 08:01 PM (lDXPG) Shhhh! I'm about to become $500 richer!

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 04:05 PM (doBIb)

94 89 Well, I have to confess. I've miss all the good work Ace has been doing here. I can see it is good work, I just haven't had the time since I started my second book. The pages keep piling up, the story line advances, I have all these great ideas, these great dramatic scenes, the dialog just flows effortlessly (spell check is a bitch however) BUT I CAN'T FIND AN ENDING 2,000 pages and NO END it sight. Posted by: What he said at July 31, 2013 08:05 PM (n3BCs) Fuck it. Go "Wheel of Time"!

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 04:06 PM (doBIb)

95 The coup begins when? Let me know as I need to schedule a few jobs around it.

Posted by: Dick at July 31, 2013 04:06 PM (GrtrJ)

96 Shhhh! I'm about to become $500 richer! Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 08:05 PM (doBIb) That reminds me.....$235M Powerball tonight.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 31, 2013 04:06 PM (X6akg)

97 2,000 pages and NO END it sight.

I think there is a song about that.

Posted by: Paperback Writer at July 31, 2013 04:06 PM (n3BCs)

98 Muad'dib....checking

whew nope!


Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 04:06 PM (Jy4tI)

99 CIA & FBI can't discuss terrorists, but IRS & DEC can collude to their hearts content

Posted by: joe at July 31, 2013 04:06 PM (/QaDN)

100 I'm at the point of giving the hell up.  My son leaving the Corps, with so many he joined up with, this government has let us all down. 

I'm so fucking angry I dare not speak.

I damn near wish those who voted For This Shit suffer the most. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:07 PM (lVPtV)

101

Shut the fuck up America, this is what you voted for.

 

*waves, blows  a  whistle and points to nic*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 31, 2013 04:07 PM (0HooB)

102 Shut the fuck up America, this is what you voted for.

That's what I've been saying!  I won, shut up and do what I say.  The only part of our founding documents I like is the part where you get to vote me in.  The rest of it is extraneous.  If you don't like what I'm doing, you get to vote again in 1,200 days.  There are no other limits on my power.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 31, 2013 04:08 PM (4QSOR)

103 As I've said, soon as the boy is out of the Corps I'll spill how disgusted these kids are.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:08 PM (lVPtV)

104 Attention Horde, there is still time to purchase Powerball tickets for tonight's drawing.  The jackpot annuity is estimated to be $ 235 million.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:09 PM (lDXPG)

105 96 Shhhh! I'm about to become $500 richer! Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 08:05 PM (doBIb) That reminds me.....$235M Powerball tonight. Posted by: Tami at July 31, 2013 08:06 PM (X6akg) I've got my ticket! I figure my odds are fifty-fifty: I can either win or lose.

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 04:09 PM (doBIb)

106 Fuck it I'm moving to Peruvia. The citizenship fee of one finger and two teeth is pretty high but I'm willing to pay it at this point.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2013 04:09 PM (V1ZIU)

107 "Phoney" is the new code word for phucking conservatives. 

Hey, if neither Democrats nor Republicans have a problem with phucking over tea party / conservative non-profits, who's left to get all outrageously outraged?

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2013 04:09 PM (K7xnX)

108 EC, what are you soliciting? $500? Cheese fries in gravy?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 08:01 PM (lDXPG)


Fuck all y'all.   Now I really want poutine and Timbits. 


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 04:09 PM (Gk3SS)

109 What he said: "(spell check is a bitch however)"

Would you like to capitalize a word or make a hyperlink?

Posted by: Clippy at July 31, 2013 04:09 PM (eHIJJ)

110 Win the Powerball EC and import a good poutine chef.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:10 PM (lDXPG)

111 Personally I think we're about thirty years out from lefties trying out a final solution on anyone who believes in God. Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 07:51 PM (WhJf 30 years? So...optimist then?

Posted by: JQP at July 31, 2013 04:10 PM (U4GjV)

112 Now I really want poutine and Timbits. Holy shit! That sounds awesome! Why didn't I think of that? It'll be better than cronuts!

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 04:11 PM (doBIb)

113 If a scandal falls in the forest and nobody is allowed to hear it it does it make a sound?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2013 04:11 PM (iQit/)

114 No, by thirty years the Muslims will have a lot more control here so only Christians and Jews will be part of the final solution.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2013 04:12 PM (iQit/)

115 I am beginning to identify with the captive Jews in Roman Palestine. "How long, oh Lord.? How long?

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 31, 2013 04:12 PM (d8FzA)

116 Poutine is a waste of perfectly good cheese curds. 

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:12 PM (mHjMr)

117 92 Jane D'oh. So 'secret' white cops who dress up in black face to kill blacks? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 08:05 PM (lDXPG) Mammy!

Posted by: Al Jolson, secret cop at July 31, 2013 04:13 PM (NEIxp)

118 I'm not greedy. I'd be thrilled to win one million dollars.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2013 04:13 PM (iQit/)

119 30 years? So...optimist then?

Yes, actually.  I think it's a ways off, but look at how vicious lefties have become since the 80's.  I think one more cycle like that and they'll be fully prepared to move on people like me.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 04:13 PM (44jNh)

120 Interesting,watching Wheeler Dealers:Trading Up and the Swedes have a special class of vehicle 15 year olds can drive,limited to 30 kph.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2013 04:14 PM (9XBK2)

121 I'm not greedy. I'd be thrilled to win one million dollars.

I'm greedy.  I want seven million after taxes. 

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 04:14 PM (2hTlI)

122 119 30 years? So...optimist then? Yes, actually. I think it's a ways off, but look at how vicious lefties have become since the 80's. I think one more cycle like that and they'll be fully prepared to move on people like me. Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 08:13 PM (44jNh) This is one reason why I'm well-armed. Well, was until that unfortunate boating accident.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2013 04:15 PM (NEIxp)

123 Swedes have a special class of vehicle 15 year olds can drive,limited to 30 kph.

Huh, like how you can get a special pilot's license that's good for day flying of ultra lights.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 04:15 PM (2hTlI)

124 BUT I CAN'T FIND AN ENDING It's always in the last place you look.

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 31, 2013 04:15 PM (xmjZC)

125 Greenbacks won't be worth much. Get Peruvian dollars.

Posted by: CDR M at July 31, 2013 04:15 PM (dKV5k)

126 Next we'll get dick pics from Lois Lerner's twitter account sent to Napolitano. Nothing would surprise me any more.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at July 31, 2013 04:16 PM (ndlFj)

127 Holy shit! That sounds awesome! Why didn't I think of that? It'll be better than cronuts! Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 08:11 PM (doBIb)


*stares*   You've never had poutine and Timbits?   It's just as awesome as you think.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 04:16 PM (Gk3SS)

128 123 They call them Epa Tractors.Weird.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2013 04:16 PM (9XBK2)

129 121 I'm not greedy. I'd be thrilled to win one million dollars. I'm greedy. I want seven million after taxes. Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 08:14 PM (2hTlI) In about 10 years, I'll have that much. I'll just need a few more million to buy that loaf of bread I've been saving up for.

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 04:16 PM (doBIb)

130 What the hell is a Timbit?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2013 04:17 PM (NEIxp)

131 Poutine?

Like Chili Cheese Fries? at der schnitzel?

Posted by: Paperback Writer at July 31, 2013 04:17 PM (n3BCs)

132 Hey, Purp, are you here?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at July 31, 2013 04:17 PM (WD0KF)

133 Holy shit! That sounds awesome! Why didn't I think of that? It'll be better than cronuts!

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 08:11 PM (doBIb)

Y'know, the local sports bar never has curling on the big flat screen.  Weird, eh?

Posted by: mrp at July 31, 2013 04:18 PM (HjPtV)

134 127 Holy shit! That sounds awesome! Why didn't I think of that? It'll be better than cronuts! Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 08:11 PM (doBIb) *stares* You've never had poutine and Timbits? It's just as awesome as you think. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 08:16 PM (Gk3SS) Together at the same time?

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 04:18 PM (doBIb)

135 You've never had poutine and Timbits?

Will have to get a friend to overnight some.  No Tim Hortons in my area.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 04:18 PM (8ifMA)

136 If you've getting here late I actually did my job today and wrote some good posts. Still trying to get that open spot doing movie reviews on At The Movies?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2013 04:19 PM (MBqvE)

137 The content of this blog has risen in quality as conditions around us have deteriorated.

This is a true measure of character (and yes characters) that might even surprise AB if he were still around.

Congrats Ace.

Posted by: ontherocks at July 31, 2013 04:20 PM (BpLv7)

138 No Tim Hortons in my area. Tim Hortons is ok, but North Carolina is the birthplace of Krispy Kreme. Rawk!

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 04:20 PM (doBIb)

139 Together at the same time?

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 08:18 PM (doBIb)


Eat the poutine then have the Timbits as dessert.   Mmmmmm.  


Or, you know, alternate bites.


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 04:20 PM (Gk3SS)

140 In about 10 years, I'll have that much. I'll just need a few more million to buy that loaf of bread I've been saving up for.

Yeah, looking forward to having all my money in BitCoin, or Krugerrands.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 04:20 PM (8ifMA)

141 .......Pixy still pulls moose meat though.....

Posted by: ontherocks at July 31, 2013 04:21 PM (BpLv7)

142 100 I damn near wish those who voted For This Shit suffer the most. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 08:07 PM (lVPtV) Oh, I absolutely do wish it, and I make no secret of it.

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2013 04:21 PM (sdi6R)

143 Holy shit! That sounds awesome! Why didn't I think of that? It'll be better than cronuts! Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 08:11 PM (doBIb) The baker that invented the cronut has another new one.....frozen s'mores. He was on Fox & Friends a couple weeks ago showing it. Here's the description of it: The frozen s'more combines the traditional s'more with ice cream: a hard sugared shell covers marshmellow and a thick Turkish vanilla custard ice cream (called dondurma) while enveloped in a chocolate wafer.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 31, 2013 04:21 PM (X6akg)

144 *shifty eyes* Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 08:20 PM (Gk3SS) Ain't nothin finer than a woman with shifty eyes. And you just all kinds of fine, ain't ya? In other news: THE KIDS ARE IN BED!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 04:21 PM (GEICT)

145 There are 2 ways to eat cheese curds.  Number 1 is to get them from the dairy the day they are made.  Around here, that is on Wednesday and Saturday.  You eat them fresh and at room temp.  They squeak when you bite them and they bounce off your desk if you dribble them.  Number 2, after 48 hours old, you freeze them solid, then bread them cold and deep fry them.



No gravy, no fries.  That disrespects the curd.  Use velveeta for that stuff.



Now, Tim Hortons, I have no problem with that.  Have another donut, eh.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:22 PM (mHjMr)

146 Frozen s'more:

http://www.thekitchn.com/frozen-smores-192371

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 04:22 PM (2hTlI)

147 AtC....do you still...hate me?

I was just kidding about the rum and coke.  Honest.

*hides behind BCochran*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:23 PM (lVPtV)

148 Have I stumbled into a food porn convention? What's going on around here?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 04:23 PM (GEICT)

149 Win the Powerball and open a Tim Hortons next to a Krispy Kreme.  And then a non Starbucks coffee shop.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:24 PM (lDXPG)

150 Fucking Lerner ought to be put in the hole. Six by eight, bunk, toilet with faucet over, an hour of exercise a day.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at July 31, 2013 04:24 PM (ndp2I)

151 No gravy, no fries. That disrespects the curd. Use velveeta for that stuff.

Food combination purists are weird.  If it tastes good together and doesn't give you gastrointestinal distress, eat it.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 04:24 PM (2hTlI)

152 What's going on around here? How does the sound of cheese fries with gravy make you feel?

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 04:24 PM (doBIb)

153 The One Thing One Earth that grosses my husband out and makes him gag is...marshmallows. 

It's weird.  It really is.

And I have a funny story.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:25 PM (lVPtV)

154 AtC....do you still...hate me?

I was just kidding about the rum and coke. Honest.

*hides behind BCochran*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 08:23 PM (lVPtV)


Oh, heavens no.   I mean, the key part is that I get rums and coke.


Soooo.   BC.   I take it you followed Alex's Helpful Parenting Tips to get the drunken midgets to sleep.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 04:25 PM (Gk3SS)

155 , I'm trying to figure out what kind of gravy?
in this sense is gravy chili based?

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 04:25 PM (Jy4tI)

156 >>And I have a funny story.<<



go on......

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:25 PM (mHjMr)

157 Have I stumbled into a food porn convention? What's going on around here? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 08:23 PM (GEICT) I think I started something in the last thread. I'll admit, I'm a bit ashamed of myself. . . . . . . . *snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2013 04:25 PM (MBqvE)

158 You were the kid that cried at his Mom when his peas touched his mashed potatoes, weren't you?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 04:25 PM (2hTlI)

159 How does the sound of cheese fries with gravy make you feel? Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 08:24 PM (doBIb) Fat. A little hungry. I don't typically do gravy on fries. Cheese, bacon, jalepenos, sour cream? Sure. But not gravy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 04:26 PM (GEICT)

160 Soooo. BC. I take it you followed Alex's Helpful Parenting Tips to get the drunken midgets to sleep. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 08:25 PM (Gk3SS) Yelling and waving the gun around? Yes.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 04:27 PM (GEICT)

161 "Win the Powerball and open a Tim Hortons next to a Krispy Kreme. And then a non Starbucks coffee shop."

Where's the pit-cooked barbecue joint?

Posted by: mrp at July 31, 2013 04:27 PM (HjPtV)

162  darn it, now i would like green chile enchiladas.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 04:27 PM (Jy4tI)

163 I'm trying to figure out what kind of gravy?
in this sense is gravy chili based?

Not chili based.  Beef-stock based.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 04:27 PM (gtjN1)

164 ace.

Thanks for all you do, bro.


Posted by: Joe Mama at July 31, 2013 04:27 PM (2hpna)

165 notice how Marco Rubio has disappeared?


Senator, we hardly knew ye...

Posted by: Rod from Rotterdam at July 31, 2013 04:28 PM (omBWL)

166 >>162 darn it, now i would like green chile enchiladas.<<




I used to live in Albuquerque.  I miss good green chile a lot.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:28 PM (mHjMr)

167 Phony, phony, phony--I f*cking hated Catcher in the Rye as a book, I like it even less as a government.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2013 04:29 PM (sQ0LB)

168 I used to live in Albuquerque. I miss good green chile a lot.

What ingredient can't you get?  Tomatillos?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 04:29 PM (gtjN1)

169 mrp  well with $235 million I think could afford that also.  Plus an In-and-Out Burger place.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:29 PM (lDXPG)

170 bonhomme thank you.

Hmm i never would have thought of that,

gravy on mashed potatos  is good so maybe it would be a fit.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 04:29 PM (Jy4tI)

171 So, husband to be and I are at a Halloween party in ATL.

I'm dressed in something I can't even remember.  Same with husband to be.

Guy at the party is dressed like a girl.  We're all standing in the kitchen, and someone starts putting marshmallows in the guy's mouth.  He starts gagging.

I shout out, "If you were a real woman, you'd swallow."

Met with hilarious laughter, and my husband gagging in the hall.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:29 PM (lVPtV)

172 anyway chili cheese fries with jalapenos  sounds better.


slinks away.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 04:29 PM (Jy4tI)

173 Yeah, Ace - a day to remember.  Thanks!

Posted by: mrp at July 31, 2013 04:29 PM (HjPtV)

174 *falls over laughing*

Ha! Jane! 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:30 PM (lDXPG)

175 I can't get Hatch green chilies here.  Your can plant the same seeds and get nothing like what they taste like in NM.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:30 PM (mHjMr)

176 brb, making a grocers list for this weekend.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 04:30 PM (Jy4tI)

177 Um, excuse me, Prime Minister, but we do have some lovely jelly in the pantry. I don't know if you'd be interested at all? Don't patronise me, you lower-middle class yobbo! What flavour is it? Blackcurrant. EWWWWWWGGHHRR!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2013 04:31 PM (MBqvE)

178 >>I shout out, "If you were a real woman, you'd swallow."

Met with hilarious laughter, and my husband gagging in the hall.<<



Again, my fav 'ette.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:31 PM (mHjMr)

179 Ha! Jane!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 08:30 PM (lDXPG



And completely, totally true. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:31 PM (lVPtV)

180 "mrp well with $235 million I think could afford that also. Plus an In-and-Out Burger place."

With all that going on, you could start your own town - like, Pumatown.

Posted by: mrp at July 31, 2013 04:32 PM (HjPtV)

181 With all that going on, you could start your own town - like, Pumatown. Who run Pumatown?

Posted by: Master Blaster at July 31, 2013 04:33 PM (NEIxp)

182 Husband hates that story, by the way.  Because it's completely true. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:33 PM (lVPtV)

183 How can anyone be disgusted by marshmallows?They are pure sugar,what's not to like?

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2013 04:33 PM (9XBK2)

184 Col. Ralph Peters kicks fucking ass.  Awesomely.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:34 PM (lVPtV)

185 I don't remember Pumatown on the Peruvia map.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2013 04:34 PM (MBqvE)

186 Nah skip the Puma Towne.  Perhaps Moronville?  Or Hordeville?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:35 PM (lDXPG)

187 >>183 How can anyone be disgusted by marshmallows?They are pure sugar,what's not to like?<<



Here is how it happened to me:   I got really drunk in college and ate nearly a full baking pan of rice crispy treats that my girlfriend made.  I puked for an hour.  Can't eat marshmallows to this day.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:36 PM (mHjMr)

188 184 Col. Ralph Peters kicks fucking ass. Awesomely. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 08:34 PM (lVPtV) What'd he say Jane?

Posted by: JQP at July 31, 2013 04:36 PM (U4GjV)

189 So, when does the Horde plan to take over Peru?  We need a plan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:36 PM (lVPtV)

190 when his peas touched his mashed potatoes

and then a tsunami of carrot juice inundated both...

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 31, 2013 04:37 PM (kxSZr)

191 Hhhmmm  well this should off put most FSA tools.  Put this in the yard with a sign that reads 'Last FSA fool to trespass'

http://tinyurl.com/m85bn3x

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:37 PM (lDXPG)

192 Yelling and waving the gun around?


Yes. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 08:27 PM (GEICT)


Plus the whisky on the gums.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 04:38 PM (Gk3SS)

193 187 Okay,I can see that.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2013 04:38 PM (9XBK2)

194 Col. Ralph Peters could be the leader of the Horde, once we're herded into the camps. 

Hehehehehehehehe *said in evil voice*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:38 PM (lVPtV)

195 >>Plus the whisky on the gums.<<



That is more risky once they sprout teeth.     Or so I heard.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:39 PM (mHjMr)

196 Popcorn flavored Jellybellies gag me. Just the smell is enough.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 31, 2013 04:40 PM (zE17V)

197 195 >>Plus the whisky on the gums.<< That is more risky once they sprout teeth. Or so I heard. Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 08:39 PM (mHjMr) That's when you graduate them to a sippy cup.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2013 04:40 PM (NEIxp)

198 The problem with yelling and waiving the gun around is that some day you will have to escalate to crying and waiving the gun around.

Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 31, 2013 04:40 PM (kxSZr)

199 An ex-boyfriend of Anthony Weiner's sexting partner Sydney Leathers is claiming she is 'psychotic' and tried to ruin his life by calling the cops and trying to get him fired when he broke off their relationship. Drew Hanley, 29, alleges Leathers was a mentally unstable drug abuser who took cocaine when they were together. http://goo.gl/WEha6p

Posted by: Waldo at July 31, 2013 04:41 PM (tCBZk)

200 A sippy cup of whiskey?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:41 PM (mHjMr)

201 I have a funny feeling Sheppy has lost his TFG love.  He's still and idiot, but...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:41 PM (lVPtV)

202 198 The problem with yelling and waiving the gun around is that some day you will have to escalate to crying and waiving the gun around. Posted by: SpongeBob ReaverSaget at July 31, 2013 08:40 PM (kxSZr) I WANT TO GO TO THE LAKE!

Posted by: Temper tantrum wife, now with a gun at July 31, 2013 04:42 PM (NEIxp)

203 Plus the whisky on the gums. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 08:38 PM (Gk3SS) You know what sucks? The youngest has the opposite reaction to benadryl that most people have. Most people, 30 minutes after they take benadryl, go night fucking night. My crazy little person is not most people. She goes super hyper for like a solid hour and then collapses. The hour of insanity isn't worth it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 04:42 PM (GEICT)

204 I really, really hate when my spelling and grammar fuck up this time of night.

Or any time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:42 PM (lVPtV)

205 200 A sippy cup of whiskey? Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 08:41 PM (mHjMr) Kidding, of course. Feel free to leave CPS out of this.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2013 04:43 PM (NEIxp)

206

14 If you've getting here late I actually did my job today and wrote some good posts.

 

 

So glad you got back from Peruvia safe and sound. I hear the Llamas are carnivores down there.

Posted by: Guido - proud father of a new Baby Glock26' at July 31, 2013 04:44 PM (A96MH)

207

The hour of insanity isn't worth it.

 

Giant hamster wheel attached to a generator.  Problem solved.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2013 04:45 PM (lr3d7)

208 "Kidding, of course. Feel free to leave CPS out of this."

Special sippy cups for Mom and Dad.

Posted by: mrp at July 31, 2013 04:45 PM (HjPtV)

209 Hey, kids!  The puppy video is so sweet!

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 04:45 PM (8lmkt)

210 >>209 Hey, kids! The puppy video is so sweet!<<



Yeah, I really liked that one too.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:46 PM (mHjMr)

211 Special sippy cups for Mom and Dad.

Posted by: mrp at July 31, 2013 08:45 PM (HjPtV)


They're especially useful late in the evening!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 04:47 PM (XdnQT)

212 The war between peas and mashed potatoes is eternal. Big Pea makes you think they go together, but really? They don't.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 31, 2013 04:47 PM (ZshNr)

213 No, will not put this on the GT500 evah...

http://tinyurl.com/lp7o66f

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:49 PM (lDXPG)

214 Hi Peaches!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2013 04:49 PM (sQ0LB)

215 Will last nights ONT and other threads be posted and bumped so on & so forth? Hoping for a lack of confusion on AoS

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 04:49 PM (HVff2)

216 My crazy little person is not most people. She goes super hyper for like a solid hour and then collapses.

The hour of insanity isn't worth it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 08:42 PM (GEICT)



At you.  Not with you.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 04:49 PM (Gk3SS)

217 I have a paradoxical effect to Benadryl, too.

Posted by: Waldo at July 31, 2013 04:50 PM (tCBZk)

218 I'm so depressed I'm off to read a Tom Wolfe novel, "Back to Blood" is what I think the name is.  Anyhow, 'night all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2013 04:50 PM (lVPtV)

219 Since Benghazi qualifies as a phony scandal -- Col. Bristol at meeting on the Hill, not under oath, says he told Gibson not to go.  That's it.  Col Bristol retires tomorrow.

Posted by: gracepmc at July 31, 2013 04:51 PM (rznx3)

220 Night Jane - feel better!

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 04:51 PM (mHjMr)

221 The war between peas and mashed potatoes is eternal. Big Pea makes you think they go together, but really? They don't.



Sure they do.  You've never had my Shepherd's Pie.  (shut up y'all)

Posted by: NC Ref at July 31, 2013 04:51 PM (/izg2)

222 BCochran, I relate to your girl that becomes hyper on Benadryl. My heart starts racing i feel faint yet simultaneously I need to run off anxiety.

. yuck.

Peaches, wasn't it sweet?

hug

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 04:51 PM (Jy4tI)

223 At you. Not with you. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 08:49 PM (Gk3SS) Nobleness. All of it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 04:51 PM (GEICT)

224

"sexting partner Sydney Leathers is claiming she is 'psychotic'"

 

"alleges Leathers was a mentally unstable drug abuser who took cocaine when they were together."

 

 

 

....party!  Fatal Attraction style.

Posted by: Guido - proud father of a new Baby Glock26' at July 31, 2013 04:52 PM (A96MH)

225 Hi, Crank!  Hi, Jane . . . sorry you are in the dumps.  big hug.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 04:52 PM (8lmkt)

226 BCochran, I relate to your girl that becomes hyper on Benadryl. My heart starts racing i feel faint yet simultaneously I need to run off anxiety. . yuck. YIKES

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 04:52 PM (GEICT)

227

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 08:42 PM (GEICT

 

My sister has the same thing with knockout drugs. When she needed stitches or something, they tried to knock here out. An elephant dose later she's still carrying on a conversation with them. They gave her so much, they had to give her the antagonist to offset it.

Posted by: tsrblke (tablet) at July 31, 2013 04:53 PM (GaqMa)

228 Oh, Guido, congrats on your new peashooter!!! 

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 04:53 PM (8lmkt)

229 Sydney Leathers What Lies Beneath is no longer a mystery after those beach pictures.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:53 PM (lDXPG)

230 Take care Jane D'oh.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 04:54 PM (lDXPG)

231 I will admit I just logged on for the first time today and this post was the first thing I read. The second was the puppy video. I had tears at the 52 second mark and had to stop. Death of my dog too fresh and not ready to cry again. Ok............on the topic of mixed foods. The best mix ever is the inside of a burrito mixed with cottage cheese. I haven't eaten the shell of a burrito in over 20 years. I would apologize for repeating someone else's idea but I highly doubt its been said yet.

Posted by: Molly k. at July 31, 2013 04:54 PM (4ygzS)

232 Guido,  What do you have in your pocket, or are you glad to see us?

i'm jealous of all youz that has protection. someday me too!

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 04:55 PM (Jy4tI)

233 229 Sydney Leathers What Lies Beneath is no longer a mystery after those beach pictures. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 08:53 PM (lDXPG) Yuck. She looks like a tattooed walrus.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2013 04:55 PM (NEIxp)

234 Since Benghazi qualifies as a phony scandal -- Col. Bristol at meeting on the Hill, not under oath, says he told Gibson not to go. That's it. Col Bristol retires tomorrow.

Posted by: gracepmc at July 31, 2013 08:51 PM (rznx3)



Well, in a post-religious society, an oath is pretty much meaningless anyhow, so what difference does it make at this point?


I remain amazed, but not surprised, that the stupid party cannot even think of the questions to ask, let alone actually conduct a meaningful inquiry!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 04:55 PM (XdnQT)

235 This place am too strange.
Brain are hurting. Me go home now.

Posted by: Bizarro Superman at July 31, 2013 04:55 PM (8/+nB)

236 232 i'm jealous of all youz that has protection. someday me too! Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 08:55 PM (Jy4tI) I don't use protection.

Posted by: Elliot Spitzer at July 31, 2013 04:56 PM (NEIxp)

237 My crazy little person is not most people. She goes super hyper for like a solid hour and then collapses. The hour of insanity isn't worth it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 08:42 PM (GEICT) My son had that reaction to some nighttime children's cold medicine. And it was waaaay more than an hour that he was climbing the walls.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 31, 2013 04:57 PM (X6akg)

238

....party!Fatal Attraction style.

 

Rabbit soup, anyone?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 31, 2013 04:57 PM (0HooB)

239 Hrothgar, sometimes i think it's all a show to keep us from gathering together against them.

Look ...we do care! and are doing something! no really we are!

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 04:58 PM (Jy4tI)

240 Gaah! Finally get through the threads posted while I was working in the yard, find an open thread, and I'm way behind again, so just a few comments. Loved the Mick video -- no tears, just a huge happy grin at the end. My cat Mags still hasn't come back. It's been a full week now, and I'm getting seriously afraid he won't BE back. I'm with ATC -- I no longer trust anything the government or its operatives have to say. They consider us enemies, and have no qualms about harming us in any way possible. I'm almost 70, and don't have much to lose, but I do feel for those of you who are younger, because you do. My prayers on your behalf.

Posted by: Empire1 at July 31, 2013 04:58 PM (Qm/m2)

241 Fuck everything about this day. Seriously, fuck it right in the ear.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 31, 2013 04:58 PM (jIaZt)

242 234
I remain amazed, but not surprised, that the stupid party cannot even think of the questions to ask, let alone actually conduct a meaningful inquiry!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 08:55 PM (XdnQT)

*********

There is that.  And then I suppose there are military careers and pensions on the line. Sigh.


Posted by: gracepmc at July 31, 2013 04:59 PM (rznx3)

243 240 Man,hope the kitty shows up.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2013 04:59 PM (9XBK2)

244 241 Fuck everything about this day. Seriously, fuck it right in the ear. Posted by: DC in Towson at July 31, 2013 08:58 PM (jIaZt) Rough day at the office?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2013 04:59 PM (NEIxp)

245 Tami, one of my children would get huge welts as if you had spanked him with a whip,

from childrens tylenol (red )

it was weird because He had taken tylenol  uneventfully many  times before he developed the allergic reaction.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:00 PM (Jy4tI)

246 241 Fuck everything about this day. Seriously, fuck it right in the ear. Posted by: DC in Towson at July 31, 2013 08:58 PM (jIaZt) That sounds bad. *passes JD and Diet*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 05:00 PM (GEICT)

247 245 Tami, one of my children would get huge welts as if you had spanked him with a whip, from childrens tylenol (red ) it was weird because He had taken tylenol uneventfully many times before he developed the allergic reaction. Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:00 PM (Jy4tI) Oh sure, the old "blame the welts on an allergic reaction to Tylenol" story.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2013 05:01 PM (NEIxp)

248 gives DC a hug.

sorry for your bad day

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:01 PM (Jy4tI)

249 Empire1, we have had kittehs go missing for up to 2 months and show up like nothing was wrong.   Hope yours is fine.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 05:01 PM (mHjMr)

250 228 Oh, Guido, congrats on your new peashooter!!!
Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 08:53 PM (8lmkt)     Well since Ms. G won't let me touch "Peaches".  lol!    

Posted by: Guido - proud father of a new Baby Glock26' at July 31, 2013 05:02 PM (A96MH)

251 lol insomniac.

strange but true.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:02 PM (Jy4tI)

252 >>>*passes JD and Diet* *gulp* Many thanks. Really nothing too horrible, and certainly nothing worth boring anyone with. Just shit that I would normally smile at sent me into atmospheric levels of hate.

Posted by: DC in Towson at July 31, 2013 05:02 PM (jIaZt)

253 Willow, my wife developed a similar allergy. It's the red dye. Her throat tried to close up when she took sudafed pills. Back then they had that red coating. Didn't show up till she was in high school.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 05:02 PM (GEICT)

254 232 Guido, What do you have in your pocket, or are you glad to see us?

i'm jealous of all youz that has protection. someday me too!

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 08:55 PM (Jy4tI)

 

 

 

We will celebrate with you when you do Willow!!

Posted by: Guido - proud father of a new Baby Glock26' at July 31, 2013 05:02 PM (A96MH)

255 gives DC a hug. sorry for your bad day That's all it takes to get a hug???

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 05:03 PM (WsPNe)

256 Many thanks. Really nothing too horrible, and certainly nothing worth boring anyone with. Just shit that I would normally smile at sent me into atmospheric levels of hate. Posted by: DC in Towson at July 31, 2013 09:02 PM (jIaZt) Yeah, I have those days. Normally an eye roll, some days results in MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 05:03 PM (GEICT)

257 Sean, well we cannot just give out hugs nilly willy, Would you enjoy a hug if so?

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:04 PM (Jy4tI)

258 20 years ago the voters said character does not matter.  Now there is none.

Posted by: Big Ben at July 31, 2013 05:04 PM (I5Htn)

259 Lern-ado

Posted by: What sharks use to scare their kids at July 31, 2013 05:05 PM (bDUMn)

260 ** makes note to self, say had really bad day, get hugs from 'ettes**

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 05:05 PM (mHjMr)

261 Sean, well we cannot just give out hugs nilly willy, Would you enjoy a hug if so? ::: looks down kicks pebble ::: Maybe. ..... Are we negotiating?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 05:05 PM (WsPNe)

262 BCochran, yes it was the red dye, which also effected his ability to do the polio vaccine, via mouth.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:06 PM (Jy4tI)

263 wait..  i think it was the polio.

ack .

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:06 PM (Jy4tI)

264 Allergies can suddenly show up out of nowhere. Let's hope cats can too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:06 PM (qyfb5)

265 willow



some clever commenter here said earlier that Issa's task is to act as a "pressure relief valve", not to actually accomplish anything like sending people to jail or ending their pensions for their criminal behavior. 


The "show" will pacify the natives into thinking that something is actually being done, while the boys (and girls) in the backroom concoct more monstrous laws that specifically exempt Congress and other senior govt officials from all consequences of the lobbyist drafted tyranny!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 05:07 PM (XdnQT)

266 Sean, aww  ok * hug* , watch those wandering aimlessly HANDS!

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:08 PM (Jy4tI)

267 My favorite movie: Blade (199 "A half-vampire, half-mortal man becomes a protector of the Tea Party, while slaying evil IRS supervisors"

Posted by: Wesley Snipes, Inmate at July 31, 2013 05:08 PM (bDUMn)

268 Wheelers Dealers Trading Up Mike is about to play video game car auction in Tokyo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 05:09 PM (lDXPG)

269 Ho Boy!   Did I have a crappy day. 



**looks around expectantly**

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 05:09 PM (mHjMr)

270 Sean, aww ok * hug* , watch those wandering aimlessly HANDS! It's not aimless. There's a purpose!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 05:10 PM (WsPNe)

271 Steevy -- Thanks. I do too, but he is/was a house cat. The only other time he got out, he was back the next morning.

Posted by: Empire1 at July 31, 2013 05:10 PM (Qm/m2)

272 Hrothgar, It is depressing to think our Military Leaders would go down with records besmirched because of any dishonesty regarding the deaths because of pensions.

kind of blows the Whole Hero thing for me.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:10 PM (Jy4tI)

273 Sean, aww ok * hug* , watch those wandering aimlessly HANDS!
Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:08 PM (Jy4tI)

I don't think the hands are aimless.


Okay, off to be bed for me.   Like a boss. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 05:10 PM (Gk3SS)

274 Posted by: Face Sized Spider

that was just mean!

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:11 PM (Jy4tI)

275 it was weird because He had taken tylenol uneventfully many times before he developed the allergic reaction.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:00 PM (Jy4tI)



My husband is allergic to Tylenol.  Gets hives....bad.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2013 05:11 PM (X6akg)

276 Allergies can suddenly show up out of nowhere.

Let's hope cats can too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2013 09:06 PM (qyfb5)


After wife had a violent allergic reaction, ER doc told us that usually the first encounter with the allergen is not problematic, but that subsequent encounters can get out of hand quickly.


Daughter's cat came back after several days of howling and prowling in the wild so have faith!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 05:11 PM (XdnQT)

277

Allergies can suddenly show up out of nowhere.

 

Also, repeated exposure to  an irritant will produce an allergic reaction  out of the blue.

 

BBoySquared      suddenly developed a reaction   to chocolate that resembled Tourettes.  Doctors couldn't   track it down for the longest time.

 

I finally figured it out. The Ex (Daughter  of Satan)  who is a BSRN  wasn't too happy  with me figuring it out,  not her or the docs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 31, 2013 05:11 PM (0HooB)

278 Hah! Phony scandals my ass! I know a real scandal when I see one.

Posted by: Bill Clinton's legal bills at July 31, 2013 05:12 PM (bDUMn)

279 @272: Not a lot of heroes in the world anymore, except on the front lines. Just about everything else about this crapsack society we live in tends to beat the virtue out of ya.

Posted by: Cato at July 31, 2013 05:12 PM (7psrU)

280 Where is MWR?  She will give me a hug.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 05:13 PM (mHjMr)

281 night alex, sleep well, with fantastic dreams .

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:13 PM (Jy4tI)

282 For all of  you who had a craptastic day, sorry to hear it.  Mine was Monday and I wanted to go out and shoot people. 

Empire1, I'm really super sorry about your kitteh . . .


Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 05:13 PM (8lmkt)

283 Okay, off to be bed for me. Like a boss. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at July 31, 2013 09:10 PM (Gk3SS) One of these days we'll get you to not be 60.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 05:14 PM (GEICT)

284 Some weeks every day is Monday.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:14 PM (qyfb5)

285 Muad'dib -- I'd be more confident if the landowner hadn't said he saw coyotes in the back woods, and we weren't so close to a rural road with a lot of idiot drivers, plus a major highway a bit north of us. ::sigh:: I'm trying to remain hopeful, but it's getting harder by the day. Plus he's an indoor cat ... or maybe was.

Posted by: Empire1 at July 31, 2013 05:14 PM (Qm/m2)

286 264 Allergies can suddenly show up out of nowhere.

Let's hope cats can too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2013 09:06 PM (qyfb5)



I developed an allergy to shellfish in my early/mid twenties.  Pissed me off!  I looooooove shellfish.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 31, 2013 05:14 PM (X6akg)

287 233 229 Sydney Leathers What Lies Beneath is no longer a mystery after those beach pictures. Yuck. She looks like a tattooed walrus. Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2013 08:55 PM (NEIxp) Quit picking on beached walruses-Jacques Costeau

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 05:14 PM (HVff2)

288 272 Hrothgar, It is depressing to think our Military Leaders would go down with records besmirched because of any dishonesty regarding the deaths because of pensions.

kind of blows the Whole Hero thing for me.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:10 PM (Jy4tI)

*********

Me too. Every time one of them comes to testify I had hope. No more.  Very sad.  4 dead undefended.  And now the wounded agent who spent 20 hours waiting.  My Dad a vet -- WWII,Korea,Vietnam.  Difficult to believe no one steps up. 

Posted by: gracepmc at July 31, 2013 05:14 PM (rznx3)

289 kind of blows the Whole Hero thing for me.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:10 PM (Jy4tI)


Same here, as I view the US military as the last (and maybe the only remaining) element in our government that has any respect for duty, honor, and integrity.


The counter is that the line "Nice grandchildren you have there, shame if anything happened to them!" might convince almost anyone to STFU.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 05:15 PM (XdnQT)

290 When I saw Leather's photos, I almost puked. I'd say 90% of my female friends are more hittable. By a lot.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 31, 2013 05:16 PM (X4HxX)

291 Don't give up hope yet Empire1.  Have you checked with the neighbors?  One of our indoor cats got out, freaked, and went to the neighbors and lived with them for a week.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 05:16 PM (mHjMr)

292 Craptastic day here too, but self-inflicted. Haven't had a cigarette since 2 PM yesterday and don't ever intend to have another. Happy with the results, but irritable is an understatement.

Posted by: Cato at July 31, 2013 05:16 PM (7psrU)

293 I think the military has been very politicized for a long time. Everyone I know who is ex-military is at least a lot cynical.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:16 PM (qyfb5)

294 Are we negotiating? Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 09:05 PM (WsPNe) That's my line! (and the answer is: "always").

Posted by: John Milton at July 31, 2013 05:16 PM (KiyII)

295 I'd say 90% of my female friends are more hittable. By a lot. Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 31, 2013 09:16 PM (X4HxX) 100% of my friends are more hittable. But then, you know, wife is an excheerleader, so....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 05:17 PM (GEICT)

296 Night AlextheChick.  Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 05:17 PM (lDXPG)

297 Good luck on the cigs thing Cato

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 05:18 PM (HVff2)

298 292. Excellent, Cato. My quit date is tomorrow. I've gone a year here, 8 months there, but kicking the Marlboro Light 100s is a beeyach.

Posted by: LadyS at July 31, 2013 05:18 PM (u6J45)

299 gracepmc, Uh hmm, I guess most have a price. 4 dead  that i believe it was possible to save, If from nothing else than the cia  office where doherty and woods came from.

They were ready to go.  (how many were there maybe enough?)?and ..
were rejected.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:18 PM (Jy4tI)

300 I had a bad day

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 31, 2013 05:18 PM (jucos)

301 Still got time to buy Powerball tickets assuming the line is not too bad.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 05:19 PM (lDXPG)

302 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2013 09:14 PM (qyfb5).. i know right?
some mths  are just a wash of misery . these days ..years .

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:19 PM (Jy4tI)

303 >>300 I had a bad day<<



Get in line bucko.



* *waves 6 legs expectantly**

Posted by: Face Sized SPider at July 31, 2013 05:19 PM (mHjMr)

304 295 I'd say 90% of my female friends are more hittable. By a lot. Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 31, 2013 09:16 PM (X4HxX) 100% of my friends are more hittable. But then, you know, wife is an excheerleader, so.... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 09:17 PM (GEICT) You might want to say that my wife's friends are hittable instead of yours BC. Sounds like you might be a switch hitter and not the baseball kind, lol

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 05:20 PM (HVff2)

305 You might want to say that my wife's friends are hittable instead of yours BC. Sounds like you might be a switch hitter and not the baseball kind, lol Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 09:20 PM (HVff2) Excellent point. *ahem* 100% of my FEMALE friends are hittable.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 05:21 PM (GEICT)

306 Muad-dib -- Yes, we did. They hadn't seen him, unfortunately.

Posted by: Empire1 at July 31, 2013 05:21 PM (Qm/m2)

307 Whew, that's a relief BC

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 05:22 PM (HVff2)

308 i know right? some mths are just a wash of misery . these days ..years . Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:19 PM (Jy4tI) ((minimally creepy hugs))

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:22 PM (qyfb5)

309 299
They were ready to go. (how many were there maybe enough?)?and ..
were rejected.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:18 PM (Jy4tI)

*********

That was kind of the big thing to me.  Bristol said he stopped Gibson.  Period.  No comment, no follow up (that we know of) about where he got his orders.  I know the military has been politicized over the years, all the military I know are po'ed.  It is very unsettling.  I was taught to expect a lot I guess.  Too much for today's military.


Posted by: gracepmc at July 31, 2013 05:22 PM (rznx3)

310 You people are ________. I'l be here all week tip the waitress.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2013 05:23 PM (fsLdt)

311 Elevens swallow

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 05:24 PM (HVff2)

312 Sean Bannion: "::: looks down kicks pebble :::

Maybe.
.....
Are we negotiating?"

Ahahaha. But seriously, you sound like you've done this before.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 31, 2013 05:25 PM (eHIJJ)

313 Merovign, always a hug ready for you.. I hope  your health isn't to sucky this week?


I was taught to expect a lot I guess. Too much for today's military.

Posted by: gracepmc at July 31, 2013 09:22 PM (rznx3)


yes, my grandfather, father, BIL's were all military  i am saddened by the loss of faith/ respect i feel now.




Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:25 PM (Jy4tI)

314 >Ahahaha. But seriously, you sound like you've done this before.<



He is married.  Of course he has negotiated.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 05:26 PM (mHjMr)

315 Durn, hadn't realized how late it was getting. I have a bunch to do tomorrow, so I'd better head out. See y'all tomorrow late, hopefully. Am usually in bed by the time the ONT shows up, but read it with my morning coffee, BTW.

Posted by: Empire1 at July 31, 2013 05:26 PM (Qm/m2)

316 Posted by: gracepmc at July 31, 2013 09:22 PM (rznx3)

Political correctness has been a requirement for all general officers for quite some time; however, I had hopes that a Marine Corps Colonel (as one of the Few) would not fall into that category.


Guess I misjudged the power of persuasion.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 05:26 PM (XdnQT)

317 Willow, my wife developed a similar allergy. It's the red dye. Her throat tried to close up when she took sudafed pills. Back then they had that red coating. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 09:02 PM (GEICT) My nephew (now 6) has always had problems with red dyes and even red food like strawberries and raspberries. Makes him go bonkers.

Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 05:26 PM (77l1L)

318 Misanthrope -- this isn't the ONT. 40 year olds reliving their high-school days doesn't start til later.

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2013 05:27 PM (fsLdt)

319 Last night on the ONT Merovign found out about a quirk of DNA that could attack the pericardium with just a mere cold.  I think he is still digging through his data.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 05:27 PM (lDXPG)

320 313 Merovign, always a hug ready for you.. I hope your health isn't to sucky this week? Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:25 PM (Jy4tI) Heh he I ain't even gonna go there. Thanks for thinkin' of me, though. Hope you're not too dragged down by the hideous news. It does wear on ya.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:27 PM (qyfb5)

321 >>Am usually in bed by the time the ONT shows up, but read it with my morning coffee, BTW.<<



'night Empire1.  Hope your kitteh is at your door tomorrow AM all indignant about no getting fed.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2013 05:27 PM (mHjMr)

322 Go Cato. I quit on Veterans day, a few days after the election, in the depths of despair, and after reading an inspirational post and discussion here. Needed some kind of a win after that soul crushing loss. Still crave them, but haven't had one since and I'd been smoking since college. They just went up $1 a pack to $9.50 up here in Blue Mass so that makes it easier....good to have it in my rear view mirror. Hang in there. First few days is the roughest.

Posted by: goldiocks at July 31, 2013 05:27 PM (1kxWc)

323 Gracepmc, the general officers in the mil are a reflection of the congress we have as 3 n 4 sgar GOs are picked by them. That should be a good indicator as to nature of their politicization. Sad as shit for sure

Posted by: fastfreefall at July 31, 2013 05:28 PM (Tz35j)

324 Wow, you walk away from the HQ for a few hours and come back and find out you've missed All The Threads. And good stuff, too! Man. Oh, and Jay Carney can blow me. According to Sydney Leathers the going rate when a guy wants to go down on you is $1000, so before he blows me he can pay me a grand.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 05:28 PM (CA2NO)

325 I really thought General Ham would stand up. I had thought I'd read initially He was going to their aid and was told to stand down and then another took His position that night?

was that Ham?

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:28 PM (Jy4tI)

326 319 Last night on the ONT Merovign found out about a quirk of DNA that could attack the pericardium with just a mere cold. I think he is still digging through his data. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 09:27 PM (lDXPG) It is mostly that it's the 37th relevant thing my doctors apparently know nothing about or never thought to mention. They're all useless money sponges.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:28 PM (qyfb5)

327 >>Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 31, 2013 09:28 PM (CA2NO)<<



I had a bad day....hug?

Posted by: Face Sized SPider at July 31, 2013 05:29 PM (mHjMr)

328 Misanthrope -- where you at during the day time?

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2013 05:30 PM (fsLdt)

329 I will start to really worry and reach for the giant can of VX when the spider thing says "Me Hug You Long Time."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 05:30 PM (lDXPG)

330 I admonish all, in the strongest terms possible, not to do a google images search for one sydney leathers.

Posted by: D. Hopper at July 31, 2013 05:31 PM (UsR5V)

331 324 Wow, you walk away from the HQ for a few hours and come back and find out you've missed All The Threads. And good stuff, too! Man. Oh, and Jay Carney can blow me. According to Sydney Leathers the going rate when a guy wants to go down on you is $1000, so before he blows me he can pay me a grand. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 31, 2013 09:28 PM (CA2NO) But first, he will....oh you already said it.

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 05:31 PM (doBIb)

332 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2013 09:27 PM (qyfb5),,the last few weeks i have been spending more time in the garden . last couple of days of course i have been drawn in by the news again.

it's really silly to become so invested in something i have no control over but a couple of votes .

I in actuality want to grab people media, politicians by the shirt and tell them to do right by america!

lol. i would never get a chance without being arrested.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:31 PM (Jy4tI)

333 I've got a grand. Just sayin.

Posted by: mugiwara at July 31, 2013 05:31 PM (hpYnL)

334 >>Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 09:30 PM (lDXPG)<<



How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 05:31 PM (mHjMr)

335 Missed it by 13 eleven & it's an open thread, so blow me & get me a sammich

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 05:32 PM (HVff2)

336 I had a bad day

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 31, 2013 09:18 PM (jucos)


{{{{{Truck}}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 05:32 PM (8lmkt)

337 Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 09:26 PM (XdnQT)

Political correctness a given at rank.  Some do. Some don't.  The Marine factor is particularly sad.  What really drove it home for me was the 20 hours of waiting (Ummen--his name?) -- so wounded -- and with not much hope that anyone was going to come for you.  They sure didn't for your brothers.  Tragic.

So, if that's what we are getting from the military guess there's not much hope for the politicos.  Which makes Cruz interesting in a way.

Posted by: gracepmc at July 31, 2013 05:33 PM (rznx3)

338 You people are all too picky. Leathers is not that bad apart from being a gold-digging raving psychopath with delusions of adequacy. If she was just an ordinary person and not some kind of freaked-out brain-damaged junkie, most of y'all would not look at her and think she was so out of the ordinary.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:33 PM (qyfb5)

339 Please enclose two box tops from Purina Ewok Chow along with $5.00 and five ampersands to: Hobo Hunters International, 69 Depressive Blogger Way, NY, NY, NYA, 00100

 

 

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 31, 2013 07:57 PM (0HooB)

 

 

Didn't they move the headquarters, to Ewokville, Puruvia? 

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 31, 2013 05:33 PM (lZBBB)

340 You missed the daytime by 13? Sleep all day?

Posted by: eleven at July 31, 2013 05:35 PM (fsLdt)

341 I in actuality want to grab people media, politicians by the shirt and tell them to do right by america! Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:31 PM (Jy4tI) I think you need to be more specific. You and me in camps *is* what they think is right by America!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:35 PM (qyfb5)

342 I had a bad day....hug? Posted by: Face Sized SPider at July 31, 2013 09:29 PM (mHjMr) *shudder* Depends... define bad day? If it was bad enough... okay. (I'm not HEARTLESS.)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 05:35 PM (CA2NO)

343 o heck, *group  hugs* men  keep hands in the air.

srsly the other night  a week or so ago a  friend i hadn't seen in 3-4 years  comes over and when He leaves he goes for a hug and squeezes my ass!

Spouse saw it and only raised his eyebrow.
i actually just tittered nervously  and disconnected myself.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:36 PM (Jy4tI)

344

Suggested plank in the Republican platform for the 2014 midterms

'Fuck You-Just Fuck You'!!

 What do you think a little over the top using two exclamation points. I could change it to one no problem.

 

Posted by: Anger management candidate at July 31, 2013 05:36 PM (N3Al8)

345 Depends... define bad day? If it was bad enough... okay. Nothing was in his web for breakfast. No, that's not a euphemism.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 05:36 PM (WsPNe)

346 Sweet!   Once you've been hugged by 8 legs, you never go back.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 05:37 PM (mHjMr)

347 Merovign, if she was not connected with Weiner she would just be another Person of Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 05:37 PM (lDXPG)

348 I think you need to be more specific. You and me in camps *is* what they think is right by America!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2013 09:35 PM (qyfb5)


you know i would have snorted  at that just a 3 or so years ago.


now i think it might be true.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:37 PM (Jy4tI)

349 341

I think you need to be more specific. You and me in camps *is* what they think is right by America!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2013 09:35 PM (qyfb5)

*******

Will the camps be in Peruvia?  If so, I'm in.


Posted by: gracepmc at July 31, 2013 05:37 PM (rznx3)

350 Goes MOPP4 and pops VX on the spider.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 05:37 PM (lDXPG)

351 Should've smacked him in the piehole willow. Hope you gave hubby a piece of your mind in private

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 05:37 PM (HVff2)

352 Spouse saw it and only raised his eyebrow. REALLY uncalled for.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 05:38 PM (WsPNe)

353 I've got a grand. Just sayin. Posted by: mugiwara at July 31, 2013 09:31 PM (hpYnL) *makes phone motion with hand* *mouthing* Call me. (I keed!)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 05:38 PM (CA2NO)

354 OMG, I just looked at the Sydney Leathers "bikini" shots and it's all I can do not to barf.  She's 24????  I am not lying when I say that I still look a boatload better naked that she does.  Sure, you scoff, but I am 61 years old.  I'm not even slightly exaggerating.  Eeeewwwwww!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 05:38 PM (8lmkt)

355 srsly the other night a week or so ago a friend i hadn't seen in 3-4 years comes over and when He leaves he goes for a hug and squeezes my ass! Willow the Charmin girl! Hehehe...

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 05:38 PM (doBIb)

356 yeah it was weird.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:39 PM (Jy4tI)

357 Cuz Peaches is Hot

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 05:40 PM (HVff2)

358 well, the giant tree blowing in gusts of back fat may have tipped the scales against her

Posted by: thunderb at July 31, 2013 05:40 PM (zOTsN)

359 Well there are not hot babes throwing themselves at me so I am not picky like some people. Except the psycho bitch part.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:40 PM (qyfb5)

360

Wow, looks like Ace got jiggy with it today.

Posted by: garrett at July 31, 2013 05:40 PM (4iiS2)

361 **speaking all muffled like**



I MOPPed up before sassing you AP.   

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 05:40 PM (mHjMr)

362 Should have given him a knee straight to the 'nads, willow. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 05:40 PM (8lmkt)

363 But yes she should wear more clothes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:40 PM (qyfb5)

364

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 09:38 PM (8lmkt)

 

Internet rule... Pictures or it isn't true.....

 

/smile

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 31, 2013 05:41 PM (lZBBB)

365 you know i would have snorted at that just a 3 or so years ago.
now i think it might be true.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:37 PM (Jy4tI)


The scary part is that the government camps idea is not so laughable anymore.  I wonder what the FEMA Recreation Planning Division is really planning for us.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 05:41 PM (XdnQT)

366 Cuz Peaches is Hot C'mon, this is the Horde, you know the rules.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 05:41 PM (WsPNe)

367 Straight for the ass grab? That's bold.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 05:41 PM (GEICT)

368 Showed Mrs. Leghorn the Mick video. Many tears. Then the Ms Leathers pic. She about threw up. God I love my wife.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 31, 2013 05:42 PM (n8LUb)

369 Cuz Peaches is Hot Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity

Well, I certainly was . . . but, srsly, even lukewarm or tepid would be hotter than that little skankasaurus.  Srsly, back fat???  Plus, that is SO not a "bikini" . . .

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 05:42 PM (8lmkt)

370 tried to warn you, but nooooo.......

Posted by: D. Hopper at July 31, 2013 05:42 PM (UsR5V)

371 Peaches i find i'm socially inept when something goes sideways..

i'm like a deer in the headlights

surprise!

sigh.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:42 PM (Jy4tI)

372 It's like how people Rag on Maggie Mac's appearance. I mean, she's entitled, spiteful, and dumber than a whole bag of rocks, but she's an attractive young lady. More so that Leather McButter.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:42 PM (qyfb5)

373 >>367 Straight for the ass grab?

That's bold.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 09:41 PM (GEICT)<<



I like to lead with the hip grab myself....

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 05:42 PM (mHjMr)

374 Nothing was in his web for breakfast. No, that's not a euphemism. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 09:36 PM (WsPNe) 346 Sweet! Once you've been hugged by 8 legs, you never go back. Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 09:37 PM (mHjMr) Hm... Seeing these two comments back to back? No. No, I will not hug you. I am not going to make you a sandwich, especially when the sandwich is ME. Bad, spider! Bad!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 05:42 PM (CA2NO)

375 I MOPPed up before sassing you AP. ::: holds up filter canister for protective mask :::: Forget something??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 05:43 PM (WsPNe)

376 Skankasaurus.  LOL  Did you just coin that Peaches?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 05:43 PM (lDXPG)

377

I admonish all, in the strongest terms possible, not to do a google images search for one sydney leathers.

-------------

 

Too late.

 

Who puts something like that on their back!?

 

>.<

 

Posted by: junior at July 31, 2013 05:43 PM (Quo7C)

378

Didn't they move the headquarters, to Ewokville, Puruvia?

 

That's next fiscal year. Peruvia has a     far    more favorable tax structure than  here. Their  currency is based on the local foliage, which means their   money actually grows  on trees.   The  larger fronds  are  then personally inscribed by the  Peruvian First Family into its various  denominations, with the 10,000  Furaakle  note,  the Garg-Furaaklein, being highly  prized by numismatists.

 

This  mostly   accounts for the absence of  vending machines in the country.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 31, 2013 05:43 PM (0HooB)

379 Peaches i find i'm socially inept when something goes sideways..

oh, yeah, me, too, willow.  for the next 3 weeks, i would lie in bed at night, unable to sleep, visualizing how it *could* have gone if it hadn't caught me flat-footed. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 05:43 PM (8lmkt)

380 >>Forget something??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 09:43 PM (WsPNe)<<




Nope, I breathe through my thorax.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 05:44 PM (mHjMr)

381 Mero, Ms McCain is attractive in a zaftig sort of way, but Leathercooch?  She looks like a carney

Posted by: thunderb at July 31, 2013 05:44 PM (zOTsN)

382 Hrothgar, I's srsly hoping my paranoia is as silly as the Lefts paranoia during Bush's term.

why they feel so smug NOW i don't know.

if they think things like that are possible you would think the overreach of nsa, irs, any govt agency woudl Also alarm them.


Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:44 PM (Jy4tI)

383 She looks like a carney

Posted by: thunderb at July 31, 2013 09:44 PM (zOTsN)


bingo!!!  that, right there . . . she probably smells like stale popcorn and has bits of cotton candy in odd places

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 05:45 PM (8lmkt)

384 srsly the other night a week or so ago a friend i hadn't seen in 3-4 years comes over and when He leaves he goes for a hug and squeezes my ass! WTF?! *picks up Face Sized Spider with shovel and hucks at willow's "friend"*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 05:45 PM (CA2NO)

385 380 >>Forget something?? Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 09:43 PM (WsPNe)<< Nope, I breathe through my thorax. Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 09:44 PM (mHjMr) HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Nice! Book lungs FTW.

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 05:45 PM (doBIb)

386 >>381 Mero, Ms McCain is attractive in a zaftig sort of way, but Leathercooch? She looks like a carney

Posted by: thunderb at July 31, 2013 09:44 PM (zOTsN)<<



thunderb nailed it.  Carney indeed.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 05:45 PM (mHjMr)

387 Skankasaurus. LOL Did you just coin that Peaches?

No, Anna, I've been using that term for decades now.  It's good, though, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 05:46 PM (8lmkt)

388 Michelle Malkin gettin fired up on hannity raggin on sharpton is cute as heck.

Posted by: fastfreefall at July 31, 2013 05:46 PM (Tz35j)

389 thunderb nailed it. Carney indeed. Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 09:45 PM (mHjMr) Who knew that the Face Sized Spider was so discriminating about whom he likes to hug?

Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 05:46 PM (77l1L)

390 *pulls out of anime space a giant mallet*

{{ WHACK }}

Breath now sucker.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 05:46 PM (lDXPG)

391 Actually there were carnies over the weekend here in town that actually looked better than the 2 legged beached whale that wiener threw his life away on

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 05:47 PM (HVff2)

392 I like to lead with the hip grab myself.... Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 09:42 PM (mHjMr) That's actually kinda funny. My wife got bit by a spider on her right hip years ago. Not funny, it got seriously infected. Even more not funny, inept doc at the ER who lanced it and started digging around in the incision with tweezers....before the lydocaine kicked in.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 05:47 PM (GEICT)

393 Peaches, me too!

fk it alll!

and of course i try to still have manners, which in some situations shouldn't be  necessary.

thank g-d for this room where i am learning to be a little tougher.

but obviously not enough yet.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:47 PM (Jy4tI)

394 So that is Sydney's Internet name 'Cotton Candy Flossy' ???

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 05:47 PM (lDXPG)

395 Nope, I breathe through my thorax. ::: loads M-29 Davy Crockett round ::: Remember, only the cockroaches can survive the nuclear blast.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 31, 2013 05:47 PM (WsPNe)

396 *** wuh?***

###wakes from nap###

Somebody say Peaches was naked??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 31, 2013 05:48 PM (4Mv1T)

397 Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:44 PM (Jy4tI)


Like AtC said earlier today (paraphrased), "I wouldn't trust me with that kind of power, why on earth would I trust them with it?"

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 05:48 PM (XdnQT)

398 *picks up Face Sized Spider with shovel and hucks at willow's "friend"*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 31, 2013 09:45 PM (CA2NO)


if He calls I'm sending for you asap!

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:48 PM (Jy4tI)

399 Peaches its very good.  Guess I missed it when you used it on Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 05:48 PM (lDXPG)

400 I would do a lot to be a fly on the wall at the exact moment that fuckin' idiot Huma views the pics of her competition for that shoulder-less douchenozzle she unaccountably decided to not only marry but stand by in his time of self-inflicted humiliation.  What the FUCK is wrong with that woman????

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 05:48 PM (8lmkt)

401 Hey V, we were talking poutine and timbits earlier. 



And I'm not all that discriminating.    (when I say stuff like that, I wish I had eyebrows above my 8 eyes that I could move up and down suggestively)

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 05:48 PM (mHjMr)

402 Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 09:48 PM (XdnQT).

truism.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:49 PM (Jy4tI)

403

Evening 'rons and 'ettes. You 'ettes look particularly lovely tonight.

Man, I had a really bad day today........

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 31, 2013 05:49 PM (zIE6N)

404 And I'm not all that discriminating. (when I say stuff like that, I wish I had eyebrows above my 8 eyes that I could move up and down suggestively) Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 09:48 PM (mHjMr) OH, that is just WRONG.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 05:49 PM (CA2NO)

405 "Skankasaurus"



*add to dictionary*

Posted by: NC Ref at July 31, 2013 05:50 PM (/izg2)

406 400 I would do a lot to be a fly on the wall at ...

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 09:48 PM (8lmkt)

401  ... (when I say stuff like that, I wish I had eyebrows above my 8 eyes that I could move up and down suggestively)

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 09:48 PM (mHjMr)

/posted without comment

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 31, 2013 05:50 PM (d7tB2)

407 OH, that is just WRONG. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 31, 2013 09:49 PM (CA2NO) But really fucking funny. Course, that could be the vodka talking.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 05:50 PM (GEICT)

408 Jim in VA what happened?

Posted by: thunderb at July 31, 2013 05:51 PM (zOTsN)

409 >>if He calls I'm sending for you asap!

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:48 PM (Jy4tI)<<



*burp*



No worries, he won't be calling.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 05:51 PM (mHjMr)

410 keep going back and watching amazing Mick getting ever so spritely. Sure is a cute little feller.

Posted by: D. Hopper at July 31, 2013 05:51 PM (UsR5V)

411 Jim in VA what happened? Posted by: thunderb at July 31, 2013 09:51 PM (zOTsN) He wants a hug.

Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 05:52 PM (77l1L)

412 So there's a Duck Dynasty marathon on. I am laughing my ass off. This shit is hysterical.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 05:52 PM (GEICT)

413 Love Mike and his British pronunciation.  Zed for Z.  And instead of Sell-e-ca, its See-la-ca.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 05:53 PM (lDXPG)

414

don't we all

{{{{{Jim in VA}}}}}}

Posted by: thunderb at July 31, 2013 05:53 PM (zOTsN)

415 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 31, 2013 09:49 PM (CA2NO)

For some reason, I can visualize a spider with a Groucho Marx face, expressive eyebrows, and cigars in at least two legs.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 05:53 PM (XdnQT)

416 Obviously I would prefer that Kate Beckinsale showed up on my doorstep with her luggage and said she was tired of her old life, but that's not going to happen. If Anne Hathaway shows up with bags under her asymmetrical eyes and that big jaw I am not exactly going to scream "GTFO you freak!" Just being realistic.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:53 PM (qyfb5)

417 okay, fine.  {{{{{Jim in VA}}}}}

please don't twist my arm into telling you about teh fuckin' tooth that's blowing up on me, the one that 3 weeks ago I paid $1200 for a new crown on . . . deep breaths, peaches, try to visualize Jason Aldean naked, serving you a rare-medium ribeye and another can of cheap swill.

ah, better.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 05:54 PM (8lmkt)

418 Jim in VA what happened? Posted by: thunderb at July 31, 2013 09:51 PM (zOTsN) He wants a hug. Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 09:52 PM (77l1L) Specifically from one of the 'Ettes. Jim in VA: You grab my ass, you'll end up singing soprano, capiche? {{{Jim in VA}}}

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 05:54 PM (CA2NO)

419 Mero I laud your appreciation of the average female form, but you can do better, we all can do better, than Leathercooch

Posted by: thunderb at July 31, 2013 05:55 PM (zOTsN)

420 So I eat willow's ass grabbing friend and still no hugs?  This is a tough crowd.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 05:55 PM (mHjMr)

421 OT- I haven't seen poster "Niedermeyer's Dead Horse" here lately. I always enjoy her posts. I hope she's o.k and. on vacation or something. Anyone know?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2013 05:55 PM (iQit/)

422 Jim in VA: You grab my ass, you'll end up singing soprano, capiche? {{{Jim in VA}}} Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 31, 2013 09:54 PM (CA2NO) *reaches over and cops a feel on MWR*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)

423 For some reason, I can visualize a spider with a Groucho Marx face, expressive eyebrows, and cigars in at least two legs. Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 09:53 PM (XdnQT) Now that you say it, I can, too. lol!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 05:56 PM (CA2NO)

424 *What the FUCK is wrong with that woman???? She's lying back and thinking of England for the chance to obtain political power, either through Weiner himself (that opportunity is fading by the day though), or through the Path of Hillary.

Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2013 05:56 PM (KiyII)

425 You grab my ass, you'll end up singing soprano, capiche?

MWR, I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a copy of your newsletter today . . . deal? 

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 05:56 PM (8lmkt)

426 Dammit. These phoney scandals are distracting my laser-like focus on the economy.

Posted by: Barky at July 31, 2013 05:56 PM (aDwsi)

427 please don't twist my arm into telling you about teh fuckin' tooth that's blowing up on me, the one that 3 weeks ago I paid $1200 for a new crown on . . . deep breaths, peaches, try to visualize Jason Aldean naked, serving you a rare-medium ribeye and another can of cheap swill. ah, better. Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 09:54 PM (8lmkt) Excuse me, Morons, but shouldn't you all be lining up to hug Peaches and provide her comfort, cans of cheap swill, and a plane ticket to visit Nevergiveup?

Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 05:56 PM (77l1L)

428 Remember, only the cockroaches can survive the nuclear blast.

Crap, there was a swarm on my trash can tonight after the rain.  I've got my organ-phosphate baseline coming up next week or the driveway would have looked like Ypres.

Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2013 05:56 PM (CMlD4)

429 Mero I laud your appreciation of the average female form, but you can do better, we all can do better, than Leathercooch Posted by: thunderb at July 31, 2013 09:55 PM (zOTsN) Yeah, just sayin', can ain't always will. Hey I am all bittery and nostalgically and regretfully because of stuff.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:56 PM (qyfb5)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 31, 2013 05:57 PM (aDwsi)

431 305 You might want to say that my wife's friends are hittable instead of yours BC. Sounds like you might be a switch hitter and not the baseball kind, lol Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 31, 2013 09:20 PM (HVff2) Excellent point. *ahem* 100% of my FEMALE friends are hittable. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 09:21 PM (GEICT) So are mine.

Posted by: Ike Turner at July 31, 2013 05:57 PM (+h78g)

432 So I eat willow's ass grabbing friend and still no hugs? This is a tough crowd. Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 09:55 PM (mHjMr) *takes deep breath* *superquickhug* EW! Oh, man, this white sticky stuff you got all over me had better be webbing, FSS. Oh, GROSS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 05:57 PM (CA2NO)

433 There are plenty of attractive girls working at dollar stores even, just not the ones who smile wistfully at me with their meth teeth.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:58 PM (qyfb5)

434 How did the FEC general counsel know where to find an administrator in a totally different agency who would join him in a criminal conspiracy?

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at July 31, 2013 05:58 PM (0OYC+)

435 >>Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 31, 2013 09:57 PM (CA2NO)<<



Thanks baby.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider - Smoking A Marlboro Light at July 31, 2013 05:58 PM (mHjMr)

436 EW! Oh, man, this white sticky stuff you got all over me had better be webbing, FSS. Oh, GROSS. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 31, 2013 09:57 PM (CA2NO) Dang, whatever happened to "it's okay, we can just cuddle?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 05:59 PM (qyfb5)

437 Well, the shark has jumped! MWR has actually hugged a spider, a FACE sized spider to boot!

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 05:59 PM (doBIb)

438 *reaches over and cops a feel on MWR*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)


kicks BCochrans shin




from way over here , where i'm safe.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 05:59 PM (Jy4tI)

439 This thread is creeping me out.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 31, 2013 05:59 PM (4Mv1T)

440 Just the fact that y'all are here when I get home is the best thing in my life most days.  Well, that and beer.    I'm not much for complaining . . . if it wasn't fun, it ain't fun to talk about.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 05:59 PM (8lmkt)

441 *reaches over and cops a feel on MWR* Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT) HEY! *smacks with shovel* Excuse me, Morons, but shouldn't you all be lining up to hug Peaches and provide her comfort, cans of cheap swill, and a plane ticket to visit Nevergiveup? Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 09:56 PM (77l1L) Excellent point, Vendette. {{{{{{{Peaches}}}}}}}}} Infection under the crown, Peaches?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 06:00 PM (CA2NO)

442 spider, you DO have your good points. I was particularly impressed with your desire to have eyebrows, minimizing  the scariness of those many legs.

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 06:00 PM (Jy4tI)

443 kicks BCochrans shin from way over here , where i'm safe. Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 09:59 PM (Jy4tI) Worth. It.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 06:00 PM (GEICT)

444 BTW Note To Self: Teach Peaches and willow "the art of the head-butt."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 06:00 PM (qyfb5)

445 100% of my FEMALE friends are hittable.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 09:21 PM (GEICT)

So are mine. Posted by: Ike Turner
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At last..., we find common ground.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2013 06:01 PM (aDwsi)

446 How did the FEC general counsel know where to find an administrator in a totally different agency who would join him in a criminal conspiracy?

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at July 31, 2013 09:58 PM (0OYC+)


Gee, maybe the same way that all those LE agencies just bumped into each other on the way to the Mexican border with truckloads of guns for the cartels.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 31, 2013 06:01 PM (XdnQT)

447 Ow peaches  hugs and Kisses!  so sorry!

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 06:01 PM (Jy4tI)

448 ....  I think I will go and do some writing.  Though this thread is devolving into a B horror movie that would make SyFy proud.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 06:01 PM (lDXPG)

449 There are plenty of attractive girls working at dollar stores even, just not the ones who smile wistfully at me with their meth teeth.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2013 09:58 PM (qyfb5)


OMG, I was just raising the can o' beer to my mouth when I read that and was able to abort.  You got lucky, my friend, you got very very lucky . . .  these Mac keyboards are not cheap.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 06:01 PM (8lmkt)

450 a nicely placed knee is always handy

Posted by: thunderb at July 31, 2013 06:01 PM (zOTsN)

451 Well, the shark has jumped! MWR has actually hugged a spider, a FACE sized spider to boot! Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 09:59 PM (doBIb) Well I DID fling him at willow's overly friendly friend, and he DID eat said "friend," so I figured it was the least I could do.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 06:02 PM (CA2NO)

452

What the FUCK is wrong with that woman????

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It's quite simple, really.  Giuliani was able to parley the office into a run for the president that might very well have at least gotten him his party's nomination if it hadn't been for his abortion stance.

 

Posted by: junior at July 31, 2013 06:02 PM (Quo7C)

453 This thread is creeping me out.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 31, 2013 09:59 PM (4Mv1T)


pussy

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

454 I think I will go and do some writing. Though this thread is devolving into a B horror movie that would make SyFy proud. Touchy-Feely Faced Sized Spidernado!!!

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 06:02 PM (doBIb)

455 .... I think I will go and do some writing. Though this thread is devolving into a B horror movie that would make SyFy proud. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 10:01 PM (lDXPG) This tends to happen a lot when I show up, doesn't it? I don't know what that says about me...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 06:02 PM (CA2NO)

456 Peaches- I had a root canal done through an old crown a couple of weeks ago. It got unhappy for a while, REAL unhappy about two nights afterwards, but it finally settled down. Not sure what the deal was.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 31, 2013 06:03 PM (4Mv1T)

457 spider, you DO have your good points.

willow, shit like that is probably a good part of the reason skeevy assholes feel like they can get away with a little grab-ass on ya . . . just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 06:03 PM (8lmkt)

458 This tends to happen a lot when I show up, doesn't it? I don't know what that says about me... Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 31, 2013 10:02 PM (CA2NO) As long as you're thanked in the credits.

Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 06:03 PM (77l1L)

459 BTW Note To Self: Teach Peaches and willow "the art of the head-butt." Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2013 10:00 PM (qyfb5) Me, too, please? *hopeful, sweet smile*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 06:04 PM (CA2NO)

460 BTW Note To Self: Teach Peaches and willow "the art of the head-butt." Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2013 10:00 PM (qyfb5) *Signs up for the class*

Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 06:05 PM (77l1L)

461 Me, too, please? *hopeful, sweet smile* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 31, 2013 10:04 PM (CA2NO) Oh yes. It is so *never* expected from a woman, you catch them off guard even if you really wind up for it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 06:05 PM (qyfb5)

462 Better jobs for John McCain twitter hashtag: http://theothermccain.com/2013/07/31/betterjobsforjohnmccain-twitter-hash-butt/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2013 06:06 PM (iQit/)

463

How did the FEC general counsel know where to find an administrator in a totally different agency who would join him in a criminal conspiracy?

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The White House Easter Egg roll.  It's where all good government conspiracies get started.

 

Posted by: junior at July 31, 2013 06:06 PM (Quo7C)

464 Peaches,  hm, good point.

hey but I am  amazing at navel gazing!

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 06:06 PM (Jy4tI)

465 Okay, my tooth.  On which I have probably already spent about 7000 dollars (yes, that is thousand, I won't bore you with the long and tawdry details).  Had a temporary crown on it for about 4 years, because I knew it had problems and there is no opposing tooth (way in the back of my little pointy head).  Finally was all, okay, do this.  The DAY he put the fuckin' crown on, he finally realized I was right, it has a cracked root (already had a root canal, by the root canal god) and we are in "oops" territory.  Whatever.  Now I have amoxicillin.  Oh, yay!

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 06:07 PM (8lmkt)

466 Touchy-Feely Faced Sized Spidernado!!! Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 10:02 PM (doBIb) The first ever film co-produced by SyFy and the Lifetime Channel.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 06:07 PM (CA2NO)

467 Oh yes. It is so *never* expected from a woman, you catch them off guard even if you really wind up for it. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2013 10:05 PM (qyfb5) Speaking with love, you'd have to adapt your lesson for AtC.

Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 06:07 PM (77l1L)

468 >>spider, you DO have your good points.

willow, shit like that is probably a good part of the reason skeevy assholes feel like they can get away with a little grab-ass on ya . . . just sayin'

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 10:03 PM (8lmkt)<<



Thanks Willow.  Your friend tasted bad but I did what had to be done.  



*eyes up Peaches*   Heard you were hot.  I like 'ettes with some mileage on 'em.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider - Smoking A Marlboro Light at July 31, 2013 06:07 PM (mHjMr)

469 LOL. I was just reading Belmont Club. You know that famous 1967 song "San Francisco"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bch1_Ep5M1s Wretchard started his article with the following: If youÂ’re leaving San Francisco. Take extra care Not to use rideshare. If youÂ’re leaving San Francisco YouÂ’re gonna meet some union people there. http://tinyurl.com/k5j7xxl

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2013 06:07 PM (sdi6R)

470 The key is to make sure your forehead contacts the fleshier part of their face, particularly the nose. And don't close your eyes 'til the last second. Better yet if you follow up with a knee, and then when they bend over, an elbow to the back of the head. Combos are where the points are.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 06:07 PM (qyfb5)

471 Peaches, hm, good point. hey but I am amazing at navel gazing! Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 10:06 PM (Jy4tI) willow is magic. *firm nod* *gives willow a pretty cape covered in sparkly gold stars*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 06:07 PM (CA2NO)

472

417 {{{Peaches}}}

I'll  be right over.

Posted by: Jason Aldean at July 31, 2013 06:08 PM (zIE6N)

473 Speaking with love, you'd have to adapt your lesson for AtC. Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 10:07 PM (77l1L) Only if she doesn't have her stool and he's wearing a groin guard. She can also switch with the Falcon Punch.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 06:09 PM (qyfb5)

474 TR, root canals, done right, are great.  What they do not tell you is that, once you have a root canal, the tooth has no more living tissue.  In my case, and I'm sure I'm not alone, this means that the tooth becomes quite brittle and, eventually, the root cracks and there is no other option than to yank it.  Which is when they start the implant sales pitch.  Odd that yours would flare up after a root canal, it shouldn't.

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 06:09 PM (8lmkt)

475

Sydney Leathers may be skanky but she is a 10 compared to Monica Lewinsky.

 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 31, 2013 06:09 PM (zIE6N)

476 Combos are where the points are. *nods* And then when they're doubled over in agony, you press A, X, B, Y , R1, L1, R2, L2 to activate the finishing move.

Posted by: EC at July 31, 2013 06:10 PM (doBIb)

477 ta da!

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 06:10 PM (Jy4tI)

478 Speaking with love, you'd have to adapt your lesson for AtC. Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 10:07 PM (77l1L) I wonder if the art of the headbutt is fundamentally altered when the attacker finds him/herself being headbutted viciously in the solar plexus instead of on the forehead?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 06:10 PM (CA2NO)

479 {{{Peaches}}}
I'll be right over.

Posted by: Jason Aldean at July 31, 2013 10:08 PM (zIE6N)


OMG!!!!  {struggles out of pants, dims lights, gets out that fuckin' tequila} 

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 06:10 PM (8lmkt)

480 To start the movie properly. 

The viewers see this bright yellow BMW Isetta suddenly veer off the road and onto the beach.  Then the front pops open and a blonde Playboy or Hooters model staggers out screaming and waving her arms.  Nestled in her piled hi hair-do is something gigantic and eight legged.  The beach is abandoned since its early in the morning.  The woman collapses and lies still for several minutes.  Then her arms and legs spasm and twitch.  Then she seems to regain control of herself and she gets up and walks toward the camera with a vacant look in her eyes.  Then you see these eight little eyes peering out of her hair.

Fade to black and roll movie title.

And off I go to write.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 31, 2013 06:10 PM (lDXPG)

481 Only if she doesn't have her stool and he's wearing a groin guard. She can also switch with the Falcon Punch. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 31, 2013 10:09 PM (qyfb5) She could also smack someone with the stool. It's sturdy. I should know, since I bought it (with a contribution from Bannion).

Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 06:10 PM (77l1L)

482 Speaking with love, you'd have to adapt your lesson for AtC. Posted by: Vendette at July 31, 2013 10:07 PM (77l1L) Naw, headbutts to the groin are pretty damn effective I'm betting.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 06:10 PM (GEICT)

483 Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 10:09 PM (8lmkt)
-----------------------------------

Thanks. I mentioned it because you said yours was giving you trouble. Mine is parked under a 15 year old bridge that would cost $2500 to replace so I hope it keeps it's cool.  

Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 31, 2013 06:11 PM (4Mv1T)

484 ONT is up

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 31, 2013 06:11 PM (GEICT)

485 Sydney Leathers may be skanky but she is a 10 compared to Monica Lewinsky.

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 31, 2013 10:09 PM (zIE6N)


NO!!!  Did you not see those fuckin' tattoos?  Did the backfat cloud your vision?  Monica was zaftig and, of course, a total slutmonkey, but she was several degrees above that thing on the beach. 

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 06:12 PM (8lmkt)

486 OMG!!!! {struggles out of pants, dims lights, gets out that fuckin' tequila}

Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 10:10 PM (8lmkt)



hahahahah

Posted by: willow at July 31, 2013 06:12 PM (Jy4tI)

487 If youÂ’re leaving San Francisco. Take extra care Not to use rideshare. If youÂ’re leaving San Francisco YouÂ’re gonna meet some union people there. http://tinyurl.com/k5j7xxl Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2013 10:07 PM (sdi6R) LOVE IT. All the better because the whiny, flower child tone of the original song is so quintessentially Frisco.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at July 31, 2013 06:12 PM (CA2NO)

488 Posted by: Peaches at July 31, 2013 10:12 PM (8lmkt)



I agree completely with this.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at July 31, 2013 06:13 PM (mHjMr)

489 You see I thought Monica was attractive but in her case it *really* didn't last. Stress. She definitely had a "window of hotness."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at July 31, 2013 06:13 PM (qyfb5)

490 Holy shit! Nat geo wild is showing wierd things of the worldand they just showed a hungarian farmer castrating sheep with his fucking TEETH! WTF!!

Posted by: fastfreefall at July 31, 2013 06:15 PM (Tz35j)

491

Peaches, I've had one root canal. I sympathize, was pure misery before and during. Hope your dental problems work out soon.

{{{{{{{{{{{{Peaches}}}}}}}}}}}}t 

Posted by: Jim in Virginia at July 31, 2013 06:18 PM (zIE6N)

492

479 Peaches.

Problems. I left my phone with GPS in my pants.

Which are back at home.

I think I'm in your neighborhood, can you run out on the front porch, wave the tequila bottle, and holler "Hey, Cowboy!"

 

Posted by: Jason Aldean at July 31, 2013 06:22 PM (zIE6N)

493 Chirs_Balsz, SEIU Contract Line 2: Union Services. Line 1 is automatic deduction of union dues.

Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2013 06:23 PM (CMlD4)

494 The quote of the day article about Jon Favreau's article was very good. I recall the photo of the boob clutching frat boy dork. Another example of the Democrat war on women and I don't even respect Hillary Clinton

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2013 06:33 PM (iQit/)

495 Again, how exactly is Lois Lerner "embattled"?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 31, 2013 07:02 PM (xjpRj)

496 You just can't make this stuff up:

"This morning one of my interns (who is under 21) came in about 2 hours late, absolutely hammered, reeking of booze, wearing the same clothes that he had on yesterday. He wandered the legislative area, slurring about how he was in love with [redacted: Paul Ryan] and canÂ’t wait to see *him* at a hearing later today."
http://tinyurl.com/lurejg9

Anyone recognize the shoe?

Posted by: caustic at July 31, 2013 09:26 PM (/b8+5)

497 At what point does this phoniness rise to the level of conspiracy and RICO statute violations?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at August 01, 2013 05:13 AM (1hM1d)

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