August 08, 2013

Piers Morgan, Demander of Things to be Brought
— Ace


What an idiot.

What is about online communication that compels a fiftysomething man to try to sound like a fifteensomething girl?

Unrelated: You know who's bringing it?

The amateur online webzine Slate is bringing it, that's who.

They're now refusing to call the Washington Redskins the Redskins. Just because. I suppose their split from the Washington Post has something to do with this.

Now they are free to fly their inner freak flag. They don't have all that "Job Security" baggage weighing them down anymore.

Padding out a Dumb Post: Is this funny?

Pretty funny, actually.

They're bringing it.

Posted by: Ace at 10:36 AM | Comments (430)
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1 [snurfs coffee through nose]

Posted by: joncelli at August 08, 2013 10:37 AM (RD7QR)

2 That's cockney for "I just shit my shorts."

Posted by: USA at August 08, 2013 10:37 AM (VIaw0)

3 Really,, at this point what difference does it make?!?!?!??

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 08, 2013 10:37 AM (GjPnA)

4 Insert Navy Federal Credit Union commercial of the couple at Disney.

Posted by: Nate at August 08, 2013 10:37 AM (i3OIF)

5

Oof. 'Tarded.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at August 08, 2013 10:38 AM (ND9u8)

6 Shit just got brung.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 08, 2013 10:38 AM (alg8J)

7 That's what called a retard challenge.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 08, 2013 10:38 AM (ZPrif)

8

Translation:

My 5 viewers don't really care what you look like.

Posted by: Bulldog in Kansas at August 08, 2013 10:38 AM (728Fx)

9 Bring It On @ClevelandSteamer

Posted by: @piersmorgan at August 08, 2013 10:39 AM (0hCOz)

10 She doesn't even know what a "Piers" is.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at August 08, 2013 10:39 AM (09o/X)

11 Brit Twit about to get embarrased by an Irish Hottie

Posted by: McCool at August 08, 2013 10:39 AM (nCSwS)

12 Wasn't Morgan losing in the ratings to the Al Gore channel?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2013 10:39 AM (OevbG)

13 Piers Morgan = Scrappy Doo

Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2013 10:39 AM (3VBXw)

14 Such a manly man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2013 10:39 AM (MkZzi)

15 Bring it on @LemonParty

Posted by: @piersmorgan at August 08, 2013 10:40 AM (0hCOz)

16 Punch up, Piers.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 10:40 AM (QF8uk)

17 Maybe Piers has Jeantal running his twitter feed ?

Posted by: McCool at August 08, 2013 10:40 AM (nCSwS)

18 She's gonn'a slice like a hammer.

Posted by: dblwmy at August 08, 2013 10:40 AM (XrGnJ)

19 I'll bet her daily numbers fluctuate more than his total viewership.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2013 10:40 AM (gqgiP)

20 Another cheeseburger?  Bring it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 08, 2013 10:41 AM (Iyg03)

21

*SNORT*

 

Megyn Kelly:   Um, okay.   I always figured you for a masochist, but wow...

 

He's going to lose his few viewers because the only people who WATCH Piers    Morgan are conservatives in the blogosphere,   and all of them are going to switch over to MK instead.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 10:41 AM (4df7R)

22 12 Wasn't Morgan losing in the ratings to the Al Gore channel?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 08, 2013 02:39 PM (OevbG)
Speaking of which....when does Current become Al Jawhatsisname?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2013 10:41 AM (MkZzi)

23 Piers is going to need a Hadron Collider to find his ratings.

Posted by: Sophie13 at August 08, 2013 10:41 AM (Gdjfb)

24 I guarantee Piers Dick Tweets to groupies just like Weiner.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 10:41 AM (ZshNr)

25 Mummy and Daddy named me Piers because it had an elitist ring to it; a progressive intonation, if you will.

Posted by: Piers Morgin at August 08, 2013 10:41 AM (Dwehj)

26 I guarantee Piers Dick Tweets to groupies just like Weiner. Have his groupies noticed yet?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 10:42 AM (QF8uk)

27 20 Another cheeseburger? Bring it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 08, 2013 02:41 PM (Iyg03)


Those are *my* cheeseburgers!

Posted by: Bo-Bandy at August 08, 2013 10:42 AM (3VBXw)

28 What is about online communication that compels a fiftysomething man to try to sound like a fifteensomething boy?

-Is it the fact that his thought process hasn't evolved since 9th grade?

Posted by: Dr.Mr.Badman at August 08, 2013 10:42 AM (MlqTY)

29 This is obviously a lame attempt to glom onto the Megyn Kelly publicity wagon, because his wagon is in a ditch and the Injuns are a-comin'.

Posted by: pep at August 08, 2013 10:42 AM (6TB1Z)

30 Piers brings it. In his purse.

Posted by: USA at August 08, 2013 10:42 AM (VIaw0)

31 Piers Morgan + Idiot = Redundant.

Posted by: MrObvious at August 08, 2013 10:42 AM (jgcLl)

32 I guarantee his 5 viewers look like the garden gnome Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Big Ben at August 08, 2013 10:42 AM (I5Htn)

33 Mummy and Daddy named me Piers because it had an elitist ring to it; a progressive intonation, if you will.

Posted by: Piers Morgin at August 08, 2013 02:41 PM (Dwehj)

 

It induces more vocal fry than a heat lamp   shoved down your trachea.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 10:43 AM (4df7R)

34 He's never had as many viewers as Fox, so this is like an earthworm trying to threaten a grizzly bear.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at August 08, 2013 10:43 AM (cvXSV)

35 Piers is still desperately hoping that no one will discover that he was turned down for the role of the Poofter Footman Thomas Barrow in Downton Abbey because he was too ghey and his English accent too fake.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 08, 2013 10:43 AM (kXoT0)

36 You want some of this?  YOU WANT SOME OF THIS????

Posted by: Piers Morgan, 1st Earl of Cornhole at August 08, 2013 10:43 AM (8ZskC)

37 Bring it on...to my desperately failing show to give me a ratings spike. Please, pretty lady.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 10:43 AM (ZshNr)

38 "And so's your momma!" Piers "Pus Gut" Morgan, noted British tough.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 08, 2013 10:43 AM (HsTG8)

39 The last time I   saw a similar 'bring it on', it was an armadillo waving its fist at an approaching    eighteen wheeler.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2013 10:44 AM (FZnrK)

40 Oh for fuck's sake, this guy is a perennial loser/retard.  Only the Upton distration can make me smile.

Posted by: Prescient11 at August 08, 2013 10:44 AM (tVTLU)

41
Really?  The dude is already getting his ass kicked and by people much less better looking and much less smart than Megyn.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 08, 2013 10:44 AM (qM18f)

42 CNN the depends news channel.

Posted by: Reverend William Arcibald Spooner at August 08, 2013 10:44 AM (gRCR3)

43

I guarantee Piers Dick Tweets to groupies just like Weiner.



Have his groupies noticed yet?

 

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 02:42 PM (QF8uk)

 

 

"DM @PiersMorgan: Why do you keep sending me pics of you in flesh-colored underpants? #Where'sTheDickPic?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 10:44 AM (4df7R)

44 Lena said "Strap it on".

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 10:45 AM (ZshNr)

45 I know whenever I need sports news, the first place I go to is Slate.

Posted by: taylork at August 08, 2013 10:45 AM (ppNDn)

46 The Washington Aboriginal Inhabitants will be tough to fit on a jersey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2013 10:45 AM (8ZskC)

47 Have his groupies noticed yet?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 02:42 PM (QF8uk)


How many groupies you know of who have an electron scanning microscope?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at August 08, 2013 10:45 AM (kXoT0)

48 Playground recess was not a pleasant experience for me. With the help of a plethora of life coaches, I have come to terms with it.

Posted by: Piers Morgin at August 08, 2013 10:45 AM (Dwehj)

49 Does Slate even cover sports?

Posted by: taylork at August 08, 2013 10:46 AM (ppNDn)

50 40 What can be said about this tweet that hasn't already been said of Lena Dunham?

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at August 08, 2013 02:44 PM (tWmgi)


One is, and the other has, an immense pussy?

Posted by: joncelli at August 08, 2013 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

51 Asshat. Hannity already eats him alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2013 10:46 AM (659DL)

52 Remember when Rush's environmentalist wacko football picks were a joke?

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 10:46 AM (Hx5uv)

53

They're now refusing to call the Washington Redskins the Redskins. Just because. I suppose their split from the Washington Post has something to do with this.

 

 

I love that.  Do   they think their childish little tantrum is going to get the owner of the Redskins to go, "Oh my gosh!   Amateur webzine Slate has decided our team's name is so racist that they'll    no longer publish it in written accounts of the team's activities?   By golly, I    feel such shame!   Allow me to change   that right away!   Would 'The Washington Yellowbellies' be offensive to Asians?   Or the French?"

 

*rolling eyes*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 10:46 AM (4df7R)

54 I bet if Piers changed his show to his last name "Morgan", it would sound like a looker and his numbers would double. Until they realized "hey, its that british idiot".

Posted by: Big Ben at August 08, 2013 10:47 AM (I5Htn)

55 Megyn is going to kick his ass.

Posted by: Crashpanic at August 08, 2013 10:47 AM (jWakl)

56 I say, Old Bean, bring it on...toast points, I should think... Yes, toast points, if you please. There's a good fellow.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at August 08, 2013 10:47 AM (n50fF)

57 The Washington Redskins can change their name as soon as they win the SuperBowl

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2013 10:47 AM (9Xc5j)

58 Isn't it about time for Piers to announce that he "wants to spend more time with his family" or "pursue other opportunities"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2013 10:47 AM (F0GKk)

59 I refuse to call Slate Slate. That's Fred Flinstone's boss isn't it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2013 10:47 AM (MkZzi)

60 Playground recess was not a pleasant experience for me. With the help of a plethora of life coaches, I have come to terms with it.

Posted by: Piers Morgin at August 08, 2013 02:45 PM (Dwehj)



A hell of twirlies, titty twisters and the dreaded Indian Burn (now the Aboriginal Inhabitant Friction Maneuver)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2013 10:47 AM (8ZskC)

61 This is just Piers saying: I Rokered Myself!

Posted by: tasker at August 08, 2013 10:47 AM (r2PLg)

62
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT!

TAKE IT AAAAAALLLLLLLL, BITCH!

Posted by: The Mouse Humping An Elephant at August 08, 2013 10:47 AM (TIIx5)

63 61 I refuse to call Slate Slate. That's Fred Flinstone's boss isn't it? Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2013 02:47 PM (MkZzi) that's mr slate to you bub

Posted by: mr. slate at August 08, 2013 10:48 AM (8JJ6O)

64 Dan Snyder is an ass (but he has been a lot better lately) but I applaud him telling these assholes to pound sand. Also, if you want to piss off the 'skins fans, take the shitty webzine's advice and call them the Washington Griffins. (would be like TFG named a team after himself. F'ing idiots.)

Posted by: RWC at August 08, 2013 10:48 AM (fWAjv)

65 Who is Piers Morgan, and why should I care about anything that he says?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 08, 2013 10:48 AM (lbBsF)

66 >>>Does Slate even cover sports?

i think like women's basketball and transgendered tennis or something

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2013 10:48 AM (/IWYB)

67 Ever since Prince Charles requested a tampon sammich from Camilla, I have been quite unhinged.

Posted by: Piers Morgin at August 08, 2013 10:49 AM (Dwehj)

68 Maybe the new name will be the Washington Piers Morgan Viewers. Nah not enough to field a full team.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 08, 2013 10:49 AM (X+nFp)

69 Does Slate even cover sports?


No but if a Redskins player ever says anything negative about partial-birth abortion they'll have to report it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2013 10:49 AM (8ZskC)

70 I am sticking it to the man by eatin chik fil a in so cal take that

Posted by: Brick at August 08, 2013 10:49 AM (uYpj2)

71 You know, when the Redskins become the Whatevers...the world will truly be a better place for all of us and stuff. Up next, black ink in pens...it's racist.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2013 10:50 AM (659DL)

72 They don't have all that "Job Security" baggage weighing them down anymore. Does Slate pay?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 10:50 AM (QF8uk)

73 It doesn't matter. I was just informed how no one but us watches tv anymore. You know except for Greta who is the ratings powerhouse of fox despite having lower ratings than hannity and o'reilly.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 08, 2013 10:50 AM (entEV)

74 bringin. it.

Posted by: Brick at August 08, 2013 10:50 AM (uYpj2)

75 Washington SCOAMFs has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 08, 2013 10:50 AM (X+nFp)

76 "I gotcher package, right here", said Piers "Pus Gut" Morgan in response to requests for his dik pix from no one, ever.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 08, 2013 10:50 AM (HsTG8)

77 At first I didn't get his tweet.
Someone had to explain it to me. 
Apparently, this Piers Morgan fellow is on television. It could be that the show he is on is at the same time as any Fox show.
 It's still unclear why he would type, "bring it" as if his show would be competition???


Posted by: Broflovski at August 08, 2013 10:50 AM (6zjiY)

78 Piers Morgan is the mouse that climbs onto an elephants leg, begins to hump it, and looks up and says, "I'll be gentle."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 08, 2013 10:50 AM (gqgiP)

79 I think if the word 'Whiteskins' inspired awe   and/or fear, the team would have named themselves differently.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2013 10:50 AM (FZnrK)

80 see update of Biden singing "buy a shotgun"

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2013 10:50 AM (/IWYB)

81 Oh come on, if any post deserved this clip, it's this one! http://youtu.be/tq08yOneY_0

Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 08, 2013 10:51 AM (VtjlW)

82 No but if a Redskins player ever says anything negative about partial-birth abortion they'll have to report it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2013 02:49 PM (8ZskC)


Player for Washington Slur on Native Americans Denounces Sacred Rites of Salon Readers

Posted by: joncelli at August 08, 2013 10:51 AM (RD7QR)

83 >>>t's still unclear why he would type, "bring it" as if his show would be competition???

see the earlier post, Megyn Kelly is moving to 9pm.  She will be competing with Piers, if you want to dignify it with that word.


Posted by: ace at August 08, 2013 10:51 AM (/IWYB)

84 No but if a Redskins player ever says anything negative about partial-birth abortion they'll have to report it. How will they cover Robert Griffin III and “the tyranny of political correctness” now?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 10:52 AM (QF8uk)

85 I had a rather long conversation with a box turtle who was trying to cross six lanes of freeway traffic east of Houston one afternoon. The interesting creatures said his karma from a previous life had resulted in his existence this cycle as a turtle. He was hoping to be reincarnated as a armadillo because 'they have better foot speed' than he did, and thought it would help him in future freeway crossings.

Of course it wasn't a long conversation, it only seemed that way at the time.

Time being relative and such.

Posted by: Reverend William Arcibald Spooner at August 08, 2013 10:52 AM (gRCR3)

86 consider it brought. mo fo. fo sho.

Posted by: Brick at August 08, 2013 10:52 AM (uYpj2)

87 Salon, Slate, they're both idiotic and start with an S.

Posted by: joncelli at August 08, 2013 10:52 AM (RD7QR)

88 He must of made someone at Fox mad.  We need a new post when the ratings come in next week.

Posted by: Big Ben at August 08, 2013 10:52 AM (I5Htn)

89 Posted by: ace at August 08, 2013 02:50 PM (/IWYB) Sung to the tune of The Villages by a slobbering drunk?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 08, 2013 10:52 AM (X+nFp)

90 News Flash - Piers Morgan alleged mean grrl.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 10:52 AM (CzPap)

91 Who gets their sports news from slate anyways?

Posted by: aferalduck at August 08, 2013 10:53 AM (P7xkj)

92 Oh, IT'S BROUGHTEN!

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 08, 2013 10:53 AM (r98SZ)

93 Megyn is going to kick his ass.

Posted by: Crashpanic at August 08, 2013 02:47 PM (jWakl)

 

Two reasons why he posted this tweet:

 

1) Because he wants to get a little reflected fame from MK's shining star, and

2) Because he thinks there's no way he's going to do WORSE against Megyn Kelly than he's been doing against Hannity.    He probably figures   all us mouthbreathing unpeople in flyover    country and sheltered enclaves in enemy blue states will turn up our noses at an   "uppity woman"   taking over in prime time, so we'll mosy over to Piers instead.  

 

You see, he's too stupid to realize that Fox is    putting Megyn Kelly there because she will bring in ratings.   They're not going to    move Hannity just   so they can replace him with someone who's not going to get    ratings comparable to his.

 

Piers is a misogynist dickswab, but he's an uppity British twat, so I'm    being    redundant.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 10:53 AM (4df7R)

94 Piers will mention Megyn every single night, desperate for a ratings/internet hit bump.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 10:53 AM (ZshNr)

95 Piers is a masochist.  It's the only explanation.

Posted by: huerfano at August 08, 2013 10:54 AM (bAGA/)

96 I think if the word 'Whiteskins' inspired awe and/or fear, the team would have named themselves differently. Could be why the Cleveland Indians don't play football. Don't want to go up against cowboys.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2013 10:54 AM (qc7at)

97

I hear the Washington team is going to change it's name to that of a furry animal.  Bears, Panthers, and Lions already being taken, they shall henceforth be the Washington Raccoons.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 08, 2013 10:54 AM (wTPGq)

98 see the earlier post, Megyn Kelly is moving to 9pm. She will be competing with Piers, if you want to dignify it with that word. Holy crap, I didnÂ’t realize he was serious. He really is the mouse.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2013 10:54 AM (QF8uk)

99 When has  ole Piers'  opinion really mattered in any sort of major debate?  Comic relief?

Posted by: Soona at August 08, 2013 10:54 AM (wtHgA)

100

They don't have all that "Job Security" baggage weighing them down anymore.

 

-------------------------

 

My schadenboner  laughed his ass off at that line.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 08, 2013 10:55 AM (CJjw5)

101 Bring it on.

Posted by: Belgian Army, May, 1940 at August 08, 2013 10:55 AM (uYaYO)

102 82 see update of Biden singing "buy a shotgun"Posted by: ace at August 08, 2013 02:50 PM (/IWYB)
I thought it was going to be this one :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGBw8jS3sMw


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2013 10:56 AM (MkZzi)

103 Piers Morgan serial liar and tabloid douche bag. Megan, smoking hot lawyer mom. Piers, fella, this is not going to work out very well for your dumb ass.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at August 08, 2013 10:56 AM (wR+pz)

104 Without following the link to Slate, for obvious reasons, I’m just going to guess they’ll henceforth be known (in all the truly enlightened areas) as the “Washington R-words”.

Wait, shit, “retard” is already on the verboten list. “Washington Other R-words”

Though thinking about it, "Washington Retards" has a certain charm. More accurately reflects the sort of people you'd find in running things in DC these days.

Without following the link to Slate, for obvious reasons, I’m just going to guess they’ll henceforth be known (in all the truly enlightened areas) as the “Washington R-words”.

Wait, shit, “retard” is already on the verboten list. “Washington Other R-words”

- See more at: http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=50444#comments

Posted by: John Bradley at August 08, 2013 10:56 AM (zlEwG)

105 Ah ha!  I divine Piers' cunning plan.

Just as in the The Mouse That Roared Piers wants to be bombed into ratings rubble by Megyn just so Fox News will hire him like they did Juan Williams.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 10:56 AM (CzPap)

106 Washington 'Hood Rats? Without objection, so moved! * gavel sounds *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 08, 2013 10:56 AM (HsTG8)

107 Those are *my* cheeseburgers!

Posted by: Bo-Bandy at August 08, 2013 02:42 PM (3VBXw)

 

TPB? Randy Bo-Bandy?

Posted by: trey at August 08, 2013 10:56 AM (nqN6l)

108 for realz. go big or go home, holmez

Posted by: Brick at August 08, 2013 10:56 AM (uYpj2)

109 Well, that didn't work out exactly as shown in the preview. Ignore the last two grafs.

Posted by: John Bradley at August 08, 2013 10:57 AM (zlEwG)

110 The comment will get more attention than his program, of course.

Posted by: ed gibbon at August 08, 2013 10:57 AM (4eNxd)

111 Little-known fact: Piers Morgan is named in honor of Piers Gaveston and he shares certain personal traits with his namesake.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2013 10:57 AM (8ZskC)

112 If they measured, my money would be on Megyn.

Posted by: USA at August 08, 2013 10:57 AM (VIaw0)

113 Washington Saint Trayvons! duh

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 08, 2013 10:57 AM (X+nFp)

114 Washington Blacks

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2013 10:57 AM (KXm42)

115 101 I hear the Washington team is going to change it's name to that of a furry animal. Bears, Panthers, and Lions already being taken, they shall henceforth be the Washington Raccoons.   I can hear it now: "Anyone watch the coons this weekend?"

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 08, 2013 10:58 AM (jsWA8)

116
I hear the Washington team is going to change it's name to that of a furry animal. Bears, Panthers, and Lions already being taken, they shall henceforth be the Washington Raccoons.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 08, 2013 02:54 PM (wTPGq)








Washington Raccoons. They're some form of weasel, yes?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2013 10:58 AM (TIIx5)

117 Now they are free to fly their inner freak flag. They don't have all that "Job Security" baggage weighing them down anymore. --- Have fun storming the unemployment line, guys!

Posted by: Miracle Max at August 08, 2013 10:58 AM (/Crba)

118 Without
following the link to Slate, for obvious reasons, IÂ’m just going to
guess theyÂ’ll henceforth be known (in all the truly enlightened areas)
as the “Washington R-words”.

Wait, shit, “retard” is already on the verboten list. “Washington Other R-words” - See more at: http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=50444#comments Posted by: John Bradley at August 08, 2013 02:56 PM


The Washington Victims of White European Hegemony.

Posted by: huerfano at August 08, 2013 10:58 AM (bAGA/)

119 I think the Washigton DC Football should be renamed the "Persons of Native American Culture and Color" rather then the rascist term "Redskins". President Obama should make this a priority upon returning from his well earned vacation.

Posted by: LaQuisha Largess' at August 08, 2013 10:58 AM (HlUFk)

120 Piers is a misogynist dickswab, but he's an uppity British twat, so I'm being redundant.

Somewhere in the UK there's an ex public schoolboy with fond memories of Piers's work as the house "fag".

As the term went.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 08, 2013 10:58 AM (d7tB2)

121 Piers Morgan is within 10,000 nightly viewers of doing Slap-Chop commercials at 3 AM.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 10:58 AM (ZshNr)

122 Slate Magazine:  The PLACE For Sports  For   Expressive-Wristed  Bitch-Boys Who  Only Play Sports In Which  Black  Plastic-Framed Glasses And Asthma Inhalers Are Considered  "Sports  Equipment".

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 08, 2013 10:58 AM (CJjw5)

123 82 see update of Biden singing "buy a shotgun"

Posted by: ace at August 08, 2013 02:50 PM (/IWYB)



--LMAO

Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2013 10:58 AM (3VBXw)

124 "Piers is a misogynist dickswab, but he's an uppity British twat, so I'm being redundant." So he swings both ways? or he is a hermaphrodite? Oh yes, he is a talking head, I totally understand now.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 08, 2013 10:58 AM (lbBsF)

125 Bring it on @harlemglobetrotters — Washington Generals (@washingtongenerals) August 8, 2013

Posted by: NotCoach at August 08, 2013 10:58 AM (rsudF)

126 Washington Random Furry Mammals

Posted by: joncelli at August 08, 2013 10:58 AM (RD7QR)

127 "A hell of twirlies, titty twisters" I thought those were swirlies and purple nurples? I know about these things because I grew up in a family of six kids. The oldest brother being left to babysit the younger kids was excellent preparation for dealing with school playground bullies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 08, 2013 10:59 AM (F0GKk)

128 Washington Weasels.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 10:59 AM (CzPap)

129 Reading between the lines of that tweet, I wonder whether Morgan thinks that Fox retreated from his brilliance or something. It would fit with his ego.

Posted by: RS at August 08, 2013 11:00 AM (YAGV/)

130 Fuck the Redskins. All the players are black. How about Da N*ggas! We bad!

Posted by: Genitila at August 08, 2013 11:00 AM (wR+pz)

131 Washington Pandas (why not? The Chinese own the place anyway.)

Posted by: joncelli at August 08, 2013 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

132 Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 08, 2013 02:58 PM (jsWA The funny thing CMS is, all of us um rednecks in Ga. have used that nickname for the Falcons forever. As in the Falcoons. I denounce myself and everyone who as ever spoken to me.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 08, 2013 11:00 AM (X+nFp)

133 Washington Swamp Dwellers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2013 11:00 AM (qc7at)

134
Piers is a misogynist dickswab, but he's an uppity British twat, so I'm being redundant.







Let's start calling him Lord Privy Toast Rack

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2013 11:00 AM (TIIx5)

135 Joncelli, how about the Washington Panderers?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 11:00 AM (CzPap)

136 Washington Scalpers

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 11:01 AM (ZshNr)

137 Let's start calling him Lord Privy Toast Rack

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2013 03:00 PM (TIIx5)

 

Seconded and so moved!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:01 AM (4df7R)

138 TMQ in his columns dislikes using Redskins, and has for years.  Instead he has used "Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons" (also mocking the fact that the Redskins neither play nor practice in Washington itself) or "Nanitcokes" (the previous Indian inhabitants of the area).

Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2013 11:01 AM (3VBXw)

139 OT: the nfl is going to crack down on TD celebrations Guess the jets have nothing to worry about

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 08, 2013 11:01 AM (dYf+Z)

140

The Washington Buffalo Jumpers

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:02 AM (4df7R)

141

10 bucks says Piers Moron does reports on Megan's  move to the 9pm slot.

Without the right progressive newscasters would have nothing to report because they sure as hell don't report what the left is up to.

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at August 08, 2013 11:02 AM (N3Al8)

142 144 OT: the nfl is going to crack down on TD celebrations
Guess the jets have nothing to worry about Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 08, 2013 03:01 PM

That really hurts ... mostly because it's true

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2013 11:02 AM (/9IC1)

143 D.C. Dealbreakers

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 11:02 AM (ZshNr)

144 The Drunken Welfares

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at August 08, 2013 11:02 AM (r98SZ)

145
Let's start calling him Lord Privy Toast Rack
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2013 03:00 PM (TIIx5)

Seconded and so moved!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 08, 2013 03:01 PM (4df7R)









The real problem is getting him to remove the crumpet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2013 11:03 AM (TIIx5)

146 144. Nor do those Justin beiber wannabes the cheatriots

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 08, 2013 11:03 AM (dYf+Z)

147 "Nanitcokes" (the previous Indian inhabitants of the area). --- The Cokes is an appropriate nickname for a sports team.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 11:03 AM (/Crba)

148

OT: the nfl is going to crack down on TD celebrations

 

That is so stupid.   

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:03 AM (4df7R)

149 The Washington Fellators. So Piers can have a job as a mascot after his show dies.

Posted by: joncelli at August 08, 2013 11:03 AM (RD7QR)

150
I'm going with Washington Cooter's.

Posted by: Ashley Dupre at August 08, 2013 11:03 AM (pJF+c)

151 Phallus Filner gets years of cover from DNC leadership in Washington enabling Filner to finger more women. zzzzzzzzz. sssssshhhhhhh. Big breasted newsreader gets new work hours. BREAKING NEWS!!! ELEVENTY!!! OMG!!!

Posted by: USA at August 08, 2013 11:03 AM (VIaw0)

152 Someone should Tweet Piers asking him to do the Muffin Man song.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 11:03 AM (CzPap)

153 The "Washington Felons"

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 08, 2013 11:03 AM (jsWA8)

154 I brought it one time, Piersy, remember that? 

Posted by: Jeremy Clarkson at August 08, 2013 11:03 AM (LA7Cm)

155

Let's start calling him Lord Privy Toast Rack

----------

 

That is commenting excellence,  right there.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 08, 2013 11:03 AM (CJjw5)

156 Oh, Slate doesn't like their name, huh?

Maybe the Redskins should just change their name to the "Illegal Immigrants" so that the news outlets would be forced to say that instead of 'undocumented workers'.


Posted by: Blueberry at August 08, 2013 11:04 AM (8qoXL)

157 148. As a bears/cubs fan I feel your pain

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 08, 2013 11:04 AM (dYf+Z)

158 Potomac Neolithics

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 11:04 AM (ZshNr)

159 I tripped over this video yesterday and found it eminently snort worthy.

Posted by: CitizenEgg at August 08, 2013 11:04 AM (RB0el)

160 Ace observed on Twitter that "bring" is a weird word

To any linguists among us ...

Is "bring" derived from Gaelic, Anglo-Saxon German, Greek, or is it another sissy boy word the Norman French gave us?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2013 11:04 AM (/9IC1)

161 144. Nor do those Justin beiber wannabes the cheatriots

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 08, 2013 03:03 PM (dYf+Z)

 

 

May your    Bears suffer many agonizingly painful defeats.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:04 AM (4df7R)

162

Washington Dicktators

 

Washington Weazels (I do like this one)

 

Posted by: Soona at August 08, 2013 11:04 AM (wtHgA)

163 159. Detroit already has that for their team

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 08, 2013 11:05 AM (dYf+Z)

164 The Washington Fondlers. They could have a guest mascot from Congress every week.

Posted by: joncelli at August 08, 2013 11:05 AM (RD7QR)

165

It should be the Washington Sloth's in honor of Congress.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 08, 2013 11:05 AM (pJF+c)

166 148 144 OT: the nfl is going to crack down on TD celebrations Guess the jets have nothing to worry about Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 08, 2013 03:01 PM That really hurts ... mostly because it's true --- They're not going to institute those stupid fucking taunting rules from the college game, right? I think I saw history in person when LSU's punter, Brad Wing, got a fake punt for a TD called back for taunting because of a shrug he made close to the goal line. Though, as the LSU boards put it at the time, "How badass a rep does a team get when their fucking PUNTER is getting penalties for taunting?"

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 11:05 AM (/Crba)

167 Washington Yiffers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 11:05 AM (CzPap)

168 Washington Whores.

Posted by: angler at August 08, 2013 11:05 AM (SwjAj)

169 The Great Spirits...actually, nah, that wouldn't work.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (ZshNr)

170 Too bad that Pirates is already taken.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (FZnrK)

171 Hasn't Hannity been 'bringing it on' to Piers Morgan's dumb ass already?

He wants more? He's not far enough behind in the ratings already?

What a dilda.


Posted by: Blueberry at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (8qoXL)

172 Washington Parasites.

Posted by: angler at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (SwjAj)

173 174 Washington Whores. --- I think MLB still owns the rights to the name "Washington Senators".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (/Crba)

174 OT Last night while watching my most wholesome and fun loving BRAVES kick the crap out of the loathsome Nationals on my teleovision, who or what do I see three seats left of the left handers batters box? Debbie Wasserman Schultz that's who. No wonder I hate the Nationals so much. As you were.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (X+nFp)

175 144 OT: the nfl is going to crack down on TD celebrations. Guess the jets have nothing to worry about Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 08, 2013 03:01 PM (dYf+Z) This is not going to end well...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (HsTG8)

176 Washington White Flights

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (4df7R)

177 The Washington PALIMINOS!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (0hCOz)

178 [str]test[/str] tesst

Posted by: Test at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (n50fF)

179 IIRC, TMQ has and uses joke names for all the NFL teams. Always enjoyed the "New England Flying Elvii" and the "Tennessee Flaming Thumbtacks"...

Posted by: John Bradley at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (zlEwG)

180

I think I saw history in person when LSU's punter, Brad Wing, got a fake punt for a TD called back for taunting because of a shrug he made close to the goal line.



Though, as the LSU boards put it at the time, "How badass a rep does a team get when their fucking PUNTER is getting penalties for taunting?"

 

---------------

 

That  was a horseshit  call and a horseshit rule.  We already  have a penalty called "unsportsmanlike conduct."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (CJjw5)

181 It would be funny if the 'skins just said 'fuck it' and moved to another city......

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (lbBsF)

182 Hannity's just about to start, I wonder if he even mentions it.

Posted by: Iblis at August 08, 2013 11:06 AM (kjTKp)

183 Awww... Piers so so cute.

It's like when a kid in little league gets all cocky and starts saying that he wants to take on an adult in the major leagues......


Posted by: shibumi at August 08, 2013 11:07 AM (25HWz)

184 Is "bring" derived from Gaelic, Anglo-Saxon German, Greek, or is it another sissy boy word the Norman French gave us?

Mostly they gave us STDs

Posted by: the Saxon peasantry at August 08, 2013 11:07 AM (d7tB2)

185 Also, if you want to piss off the 'skins fans, take the shitty webzine's advice and call them the Washington Griffins. (would be like TFG named a team after himself. F'ing idiots.) Posted by: RWC

My alma mater, William and Mary, changed its mascot a few years back from the Tribe (of Indians) to the Tribe (of griffins).  Dumbest mascot ever.  Well, pretty dumb at least.  The Griffin looks like an eagle that forgot to wear pants. 

That said, yes, the Redskins should change the name.  I'm thinking Dagos.

Posted by: pep at August 08, 2013 11:07 AM (6TB1Z)

186 Washington Filners

Posted by: USA at August 08, 2013 11:07 AM (VIaw0)

187 Hey, how about the Washington Bullets?

Posted by: EROWMER at August 08, 2013 11:07 AM (OONaw)

188 The Dirty Savages?

Posted by: UWP at August 08, 2013 11:07 AM (r98SZ)

189 Piers is just telling Megyn what his favorite cheerleader movie is.  That's what he's going to be watching, while eating double chocolate fudge ice cream, when Megyn crushes him in the ratings.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2013 11:07 AM (QehQP)

190
I'm thinking the Washington Trayvon's.

Posted by: Rev AL at August 08, 2013 11:07 AM (pJF+c)

191 I love that video, linked it a lot of places the other day.  It's funny and sad all at once. But hey, they're getting it this way when they wouldn't be getting it any other way anywhere else, so it works.

Piers Morgan should just go back to his own country and work for bloomberg on the overnights.

Posted by: caustic at August 08, 2013 11:08 AM (/b8+5)

192 Washington Dicktators Taterdicks FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2013 11:08 AM (n50fF)

193 Washington Flamers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 11:08 AM (CzPap)

194 DC Dicks?

Posted by: Genitila at August 08, 2013 11:08 AM (wR+pz)

195 This twit is talking like he's the 9 PM ratings giant who loses to Rachel Maddow on some nights?

Who will I watch, a pasty faced Brit whose background is editing tabloids that hide in the garden to get a pic of the royals, or a smart tenacious lawyer whom I'd crawl through broken glass for a chance to beat off on her shadow?

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2013 11:08 AM (/9IC1)

196

Does anyone else find it extremely disturbing that our terrorist enemies have said that they should not take out Joe "Shotgun" Biden because he is so fucking stupid and unbalanced their aims would be achieved if he had to assume the role of President?

 

The songify on his "fire two blasts" advice is fucking priceless.  As the 2nd chief law enforcement agent in the land, I absolutely hope the guy who did just that is allowed to use that as a defense.

 

100% justified.

Posted by: Prescient11 at August 08, 2013 11:08 AM (tVTLU)

197 That said, yes, the Redskins should change the name. I'm thinking Dagos.

XX

I'm meet your Dagos and up you... "Mohammads."

That way, EVERYONE will be offended.

Posted by: shibumi at August 08, 2013 11:08 AM (25HWz)

198 The Capitol Cocksuckers?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 11:08 AM (/Crba)

199
Washington Toad's

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 08, 2013 11:09 AM (pJF+c)

200 Years ago, the British government used to go around and confiscate "hooligan" passports to keep them from traveling to other countries and start trouble at soccer matches. Piers always got to keep his.

Posted by: DaveinNC at August 08, 2013 11:09 AM (boNGU)

201 Wait, what is the meaning behind the name, 'Piers'? Let's go to the interlinks and see what we find :

Medieval French : Piers archaic form for the name 'Peter' name of the main character in the 14th-century poem 'Piers Plowman' by William Langland

So...it's Peter Morgan.

So let us examine, then, the name 'Morgan'...and we find it is more commonly a girls name. So immediately we find an moron oxie. . a 'peter girl' or if you prefer, a 'girly peter'

Some might then say that this fellow is aptly named, what?

Posted by: Reverend William Arcibald Spooner at August 08, 2013 11:09 AM (gRCR3)

202 piers morgan is a poopy face.

Posted by: Tangonine at August 08, 2013 11:09 AM (x3YFz)

203 OT: the nfl is going to crack down on TD celebrations Guess the jets have nothing to worry about Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 08, 2013 03:01 PM (dYf+Z) I've seen many variations of Snowden should ask for asylum in the Jets endzone because no one ever goes there. I still say God is testing me by having Tebow play for Belichick.

Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 08, 2013 11:09 AM (VtjlW)

204 RGIII now considered an "Uncle Tom"........he married a white woman.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at August 08, 2013 11:09 AM (T+E0Q)

205 PM has ED, otherwise he would be Wienering Justin Beiber.

Posted by: angel with a sword at August 08, 2013 11:09 AM (EO34X)

206 207 Years ago, the British government used to go around and confiscate "hooligan" passports to keep them from traveling to other countries and start trouble at soccer matches.Piers always got to keep his. --- You don't know what it's like To be a dustbin In Shaftsbury With hooligans...

Posted by: Bilbo Hicks at August 08, 2013 11:10 AM (/Crba)

207 DC Bro's and Ho's

Posted by: Genitila at August 08, 2013 11:10 AM (wR+pz)

208 Good grief.  Anyone watching the MN lottery winner?  Blabbing away.  I think his friends with him at the presser are going to be expecting a little somethin' somethin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 11:10 AM (lVPtV)

209 Piers Morgan should just go back to his own country and work for bloomberg on the overnights.

xx

No thank you. We have some lovely interns that do very well on that shift, and we don't want to mess up a winning formula.

Posted by: Bloomberg at August 08, 2013 11:10 AM (25HWz)

210 DC is in a swamp, right?

Swamp rats.

Posted by: huerfano at August 08, 2013 11:10 AM (bAGA/)

211 who or what do I see three seats left of the left handers batters box? Debbie Wasserman Schultz that's who

Wait, they let her bring Mr. Tinkles into the ballpark?

(I'm referring to her hair-dog, not Elliot Spitzer. Just for the record.)

Posted by: John Bradley at August 08, 2013 11:10 AM (zlEwG)

212

According    to the OED:

 

Bring

Origin:

Old English bringan, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch brengen and German    bringen

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:11 AM (4df7R)

213 198 I love that video, linked it a lot of places the other day. It's funny and sad all at once. But hey, they're getting it this way when they wouldn't be getting it any other way anywhere else, so it works. Piers Morgan should just go back to his own country and work for bloomberg on the overnights. Posted by: caustic at August 08, 2013 03:08 PM (/b8+5) where did you link it?

Posted by: mr. slate at August 08, 2013 11:11 AM (8JJ6O)

214 "...or a smart tenacious lawyer whom I'd crawl through broken glass for a chance to beat off on her shadow?" Well; alrighty then. Guess I'll have to watch TV tonight and see what all the fuss is about.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 08, 2013 11:11 AM (lbBsF)

215 Posted by: John Bradley at August 08, 2013 03:10 PM (zlEwG The front row!

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 08, 2013 11:11 AM (X+nFp)

216 http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bring

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 11:11 AM (CzPap)

217 I still say God is testing me by having Tebow play for Belichick. --- I say God is testing you by having Rex fucking Ryan remain the coach of the Jets. The man can manage a defense but he obviously has no idea how to run an offense and has questionable talent when it comes to drafting talent if he is the guy responsible for getting Dirty Sanchez.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 11:11 AM (/Crba)

218 Redskins name does seem doomed. We'll see. College and high schools are dependent on state funding and have been forced to drop their indian names by the leftist maggots who control the bureaucracy and funding. Redskins aren't vulnerable to that attack. But they have other weak points. This media campaign to pressure ESPN, NBC, etc, to not ever say the name Redskins could work if it was organized and well-funded.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 08, 2013 11:12 AM (ZPrif)

219 Is the team name "Too Dumb To Stockpile Food and Fuel for the Winter So Everybody Starved to Death-ers" taken? If not, they should use that to replace Redskins, which is horribly inaccurate. They were brownish/bronze.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 11:12 AM (ZshNr)

220 Plato probably said it all first. Allegory of the cave. Why you should have a Republic and therefore Twitter will get stupid. Then what is the primary duty of the state? Snowden is better off in China. FIN.

Posted by: tasker at August 08, 2013 11:12 AM (r2PLg)

221 The K St Kids?

Posted by: Genitila at August 08, 2013 11:12 AM (wR+pz)

222 The real problem is getting him to remove the crumpet.

He likes the feeling of the hot butter drippings.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2013 11:12 AM (QehQP)

223 I know I'm a nerd and everything, but what I thought of is Galaxy Quest, where Taggart is fighting what he *thinks* is his opponent in the alien arena, the slow pig-lizard creature. Then, the giant boulder-creature wakes up. Thus the transition from Morgan v. Hannity to Morgan v. Kelley.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 08, 2013 11:12 AM (qyfb5)

224 Wasn't Bring It On a movie or two about chicks in cheerleader outfits? Piers Morgan would be ridiculous in such a get up, whereas Megyn Kelly would not be. But pics of her in said outfit would be necessary for a complete and thorough analysis.

Posted by: Penfold at August 08, 2013 11:13 AM (Fbt5B)

225 Washington Nancy Boys

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 08, 2013 11:13 AM (HsTG8)

226 The Washington Leeches

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2013 11:13 AM (FZnrK)

227 The Washington Inoffensives:  Win, Inoffensives, win (if it doesn't bother anybody else)!

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 11:13 AM (Hx5uv)

228 where did you link it?

Posted by: mr. slate at August 08, 2013 03:11 PM (8JJ6O)

I posted it here and linked on a lot of social sites and stuff.

Posted by: caustic at August 08, 2013 11:13 AM (/b8+5)

229

As I predicted, Krusty Creme played the 'moderate' and signed 5 gun bills and left 5 unsigned.

He did not sign the ban on 50 cal or the FID embedded in our drivers licenses

 

http://tinyurl.com/ke39cqk


 

Posted by: McCool at August 08, 2013 11:13 AM (nCSwS)

230 I say God is testing you by having Rex fucking Ryan remain the coach of the Jets. The man can manage a defense but he obviously has no idea how to run an offense and has questionable talent when it comes to drafting talent if he is the guy responsible for getting Dirty Sanchez. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 03:11 PM (/Crba) Dude, I'm not a Jets fan. That's God wanting us to enjoy popcorn is what that is.

Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 08, 2013 11:13 AM (VtjlW)

231 This media campaign to pressure ESPN, NBC, etc, to not ever say the name Redskins could work if it was organized and well-funded. --- They could pull that off at ESPN if the in-house talent would quit fighting each other long enough to agree on something. A lot of people on ESPN's payroll are some of the biggest race-card flingers out there, such as Jemele Hill, so this kind of thing would appeal to them.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 11:13 AM (/Crba)

232 Washington Nancy Boys Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 08, 2013 03:13 PM


Excellent.

Posted by: huerfano is a Cowboys fan at August 08, 2013 11:14 AM (bAGA/)

233
Wasn't Morgan losing in the ratings to the Al Gore channel?

Hell, he loses to 3CP-TV (Moscow) in SCTV reruns.

Posted by: Jesus at August 08, 2013 11:14 AM (b52n+)

234 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 08, 2013 03:12 PM (qyfb5) Wow! Just wow. I have got to start smoking pot again.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 08, 2013 11:14 AM (X+nFp)

235 Merovign,  Horta and Piers making scrambled eggs from Horta eggs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 11:14 AM (CzPap)

236

The Washington Shapeshifters ...

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at August 08, 2013 11:14 AM (N3Al8)

237 235 where did you link it? Posted by: mr. slate at August 08, 2013 03:11 PM (8JJ6O) I posted it here and linked on a lot of social sites and stuff. Posted by: caustic at August 08, 2013 03:13 PM (/b8+5) cool! which ones?

Posted by: mr. slate at August 08, 2013 11:14 AM (8JJ6O)

238 I always liked the crying indian PSA video, where the indian comes out of somewhere and notices the incredible miracle of modern civilization and cries a little tear about it.

Posted by: UWP at August 08, 2013 11:14 AM (r98SZ)

239

Well; alrighty then. Guess I'll have to watch TV tonight and see what all the fuss is about.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 08, 2013 03:11 PM (lbBsF)

 

-------------------------

 

This is what all the fuss is about:

 

http://tinyurl.com/mbcvhcv

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 08, 2013 11:14 AM (CJjw5)

240 Uhm, I think he was probably talking about his lunch.

Posted by: USA at August 08, 2013 11:14 AM (VIaw0)

241 Bring it, Mercedes!

Posted by: The Yugo Corporation at August 08, 2013 11:14 AM (FcR7P)

242 When I was in grade school in Texas (probably 4th grade), we had an English test one day.  We needed to give the past and past participle forms of a bunch of verbs.

One of the words was "bring".

For my answers, I put down "brang" and "brung".

I still laugh about that...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2013 11:15 AM (wtvvX)

243 Maybe the Redskins could change their name to the Noble Savages

Posted by: Caliban at August 08, 2013 11:15 AM (DrC22)

244 246 I always liked the crying indian PSA video, where the indian comes out of somewhere and notices the incredible miracle of modern civilization and cries a little tear about it. --- *sits up, cries*

Posted by: Zombie Espera Oscar de Corti at August 08, 2013 11:15 AM (/Crba)

245

Washington Snakes

Posted by: Soona at August 08, 2013 11:15 AM (wtHgA)

246

Flatbush Joe at August 08, 2013 03:12 PM (ZPrif) :

 

My high school had exactly that happen; the students weren't asked, nobody was consulted, just overnight BAM went from Indians to The Storm. 

Posted by: DaveinNC at August 08, 2013 11:15 AM (boNGU)

247

The Washington Romos

 

Yeah I know he plays for Dallas.  But I figure if you're going to fight to keep the name this long, only to puss out in the final stretch...

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:15 AM (4df7R)

248 I posted it here and linked on a lot of social sites and stuff.

 

Posted by: caustic at August 08, 2013 03:13 PM (/b8+5)

 

_________________

 

Really?  What's your twitter handle?   I want to check that out.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 08, 2013 11:15 AM (CJjw5)

249 185 IIRC, TMQ has and uses joke names for all the NFL teams. Always enjoyed the "New England Flying Elvii" and the "Tennessee Flaming Thumbtacks"...

Posted by: John Bradley at August 08, 2013 03:06 PM (zlEwG)


--In addition to the Flaming Thumbtacks, my favorite are the Arizona "CAUTION: May contain football-like substance!" Cardinals

Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2013 11:15 AM (3VBXw)

250 I hear movie tie-ins are big with the kids these days...

The Washington "Squanto: A Warrior's Tale"-ses.

Posted by: John Bradley at August 08, 2013 11:15 AM (zlEwG)

251 Piersy isn't worried about losing his hundred or so loyal viewers and the indigenous peoples of the area surrounding D.C. could give a hoot about the Redskins name...

http://tinyurl.com/a3eaf74

Posted by: Hank at August 08, 2013 11:16 AM (TcAw1)

252 Washington Boneheads

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 11:16 AM (CzPap)

253 BRING IT!!! You're going to do GREAT Piers! http://tinyurl.com/lc3vdpv > http://tinyurl.com/m73cc97

Posted by: RWC at August 08, 2013 11:16 AM (fWAjv)

254 This is what all the fuss is about:

She appears to be going for the one-cheek sneak.  A bold strategy for a news anchor.

Posted by: pep at August 08, 2013 11:16 AM (6TB1Z)

255 cool! which ones?

Posted by: mr. slate at August 08, 2013 03:14 PM (8JJ6O)

Sites where I use my real name so I'm not telling you, lol.  But on the shoe forum I don't use my real name I just talk about shoes! and sometimes bags, but mostly shoes!

I got that in my email cause I subscribe to them.  They are funny and it came when I needed a funny.

Posted by: caustic at August 08, 2013 11:16 AM (/b8+5)

256

The Washington Carpetbaggers

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:16 AM (4df7R)

257 If this Redskins thing became a "cause" among the leftist sportswriters/talking heads then it could work. Pressuring the Masters to accept a woman became such a cause. Every sportsdick talking about it all at once. Masters said no, no, no, but eventually caved. But they didn't try to make them change their obviously racist name of (Slave)Masters.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 08, 2013 11:16 AM (ZPrif)

258 I know I'm a nerd and everything, but what I thought of is Galaxy Quest, where Taggart is fighting what he *thinks* is his opponent in the alien arena, the slow pig-lizard creature. Then, the giant boulder-creature wakes up. Thus the transition from Morgan v. Hannity to Morgan v. Kelley. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 08, 2013 03:12 PM (qyfb5) Obligatory: http://youtu.be/nW-NiGp1gys

Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 08, 2013 11:17 AM (VtjlW)

259 211 RGIII now considered an "Uncle Tom"........he married a white woman.

Posted by: RUReadingthis at August 08, 2013 03:09 PM (T+E0Q)


--I believe the hip term for it now is "cornbread"

Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2013 11:17 AM (3VBXw)

260 My, what a comely lass...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2013 11:17 AM (wtvvX)

261 The Silly Savages

Posted by: Brucey I like to play center Bruce at August 08, 2013 11:17 AM (N3Al8)

262 --I believe the hip term for it now is "cornbread"

Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2013 03:17 PM (3VBXw)

 

"Cornball brother."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:17 AM (4df7R)

263 My college sports teams were known as the Redmen.  They got all PC about the time I graduated, and as I worked in the Alumni Affairs office as part of work study, we received frequent calls and letters about the name change.  The alum's, at least those who where athletes were generally pissed. Most of them reacted by not donating any longer.

Posted by: Penfold at August 08, 2013 11:17 AM (Fbt5B)

264 Did I detect voice fry in the Piers Morgan tweet? Am I the only one who heard that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 11:17 AM (aDwsi)

265 In Houston, when the Oilers were fixin' to move to Tennessee, they had a contest to see what their name should be.

I always liked the "Possums". "Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road."

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 08, 2013 11:18 AM (d7tB2)

266 The blaze network just opened a Washington bureau.  Wonder who is going to jump ship and go over to work for Beck and crew?

Posted by: caustic at August 08, 2013 11:18 AM (/b8+5)

267 This is what all the fuss is about:

http://tinyurl.com/mbcvhcv

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 08, 2013 03:14 PM (CJjw5)

 

 

-----------------------------------------------

 

 

Uh oh.  I don't see any crosses on her fingers.

Posted by: Soona at August 08, 2013 11:18 AM (wtHgA)

268 If there were enough Indians to guarantee 98% vote in Cleveland districts, they'd change the name.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 08, 2013 11:18 AM (ZPrif)

269 But I figure if you're going to fight to keep the name this long, only to puss out in the final stretch... Hey!!! I resemble that.

Posted by: Tony (Only five more yards to- ohhhhh, that's too bad) Romo at August 08, 2013 11:18 AM (n50fF)

270 I picture Piers as Dorothy yelling at the Tornado to "Bring It On!"

Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2013 11:18 AM (QehQP)

271 The Washington Molesters

Posted by: Fritz at August 08, 2013 11:18 AM (UzPAd)

272 The Washington Locusts

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2013 11:19 AM (FZnrK)

273 Sites where I use my real name so I'm not telling you, lol. But on the shoe forum I don't use my real name I just talk about shoes! and sometimes bags, but mostly shoes!
I got that in my email cause I subscribe to them. They are funny and it came when I needed a funny.

Posted by: caustic at August 08, 2013 03:16 PM (/b8+5)




??????????????

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 11:19 AM (lVPtV)

274

How about they just change the name completely?

 

The Maryland Magpies

 

The Beltway Brigands

 

The Capitol Charlatans

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:19 AM (4df7R)

275 Slate also now refuses to recognize the state of Oklahoma.   Otherwise known as Red  Man  in  Choctaw.

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 11:19 AM (m2CN7)

276 The Washington Only-Good-Ones.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 11:19 AM (Hx5uv)

277 Is it Piers? Pearce? Pierce? Peerce? JenTeal? Jeantel? Jen-Teel? Jean-Tell? Gentile? WTF

Posted by: The littl shyning man at August 08, 2013 11:19 AM (PH+2B)

278 We've been crazed Redskins fans for decades. Hell, we went to a 'Skins game for our honeymoon. In Philadelphia. It was the only place we could get tickets. Philadelphia. We honeymooned in frickin' Philadelphia --- just to see the Redskins. The day they change the name is the day we stop watching them. Period. Team dead. Game over. The Left has to insert itself into every nook and cranny of life, has to ruin everything, however inconsequential. To make sure all things are pure. To flex their muscle. They will eventually get their way. They always do.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 08, 2013 11:19 AM (C8mVl)

279 The Capital Cannibals

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 11:19 AM (ZshNr)

280 RWC
look at the eyes..
One knows, the other looks vacant.

Eyes are the rivers of the soul.

Posted by: Reverend William Arcibald Spooner at August 08, 2013 11:19 AM (gRCR3)

281 The Washington Sharknadoes.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2013 11:19 AM (FcR7P)

282 Ah crap! I get all my sports news from Slate!

Posted by: TenthJustice at August 08, 2013 11:20 AM (qB8lN)

283 270 --I believe the hip term for it now is "cornbread"
Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2013 03:17 PM (3VBXw)

"Cornball brother."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at August 08, 2013 03:17 PM (4df7R)


--That's right.  I'd forgotten what that race hustler said.  Fitting that he was from Detroit.

Posted by: logprof at August 08, 2013 11:20 AM (3VBXw)

284 Isn't one of their teams the capitals?

Posted by: caustic at August 08, 2013 11:20 AM (/b8+5)

285 Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 08, 2013 03:17 PM (VtjlW) "Hey, I was doing pretty good against the pig-lizard!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 08, 2013 11:20 AM (qyfb5)

286 Washington 'Skins is possible compromise, modified limited hang-out. They get called the Skins half the time anyway.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 08, 2013 11:20 AM (ZPrif)

287 Hilarious video.

Posted by: jewells45 at August 08, 2013 11:21 AM (l/N7H)

288 The Mid-Atlantic Justthetippers

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:21 AM (4df7R)

289 The Washington Deficits

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 08, 2013 11:21 AM (b9K4P)

290 Washington Entitlements

Posted by: USA at August 08, 2013 11:21 AM (VIaw0)

291 How about the Washington Bribes?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2013 11:21 AM (wtvvX)

292
Washington Casinos?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2013 11:21 AM (TIIx5)

293 Eyes are the rivers of the soul.

Eyes are the rivers of tomorrows.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Wordsmith at August 08, 2013 11:21 AM (uYaYO)

294 The Bladensburg Skeedaddlers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 08, 2013 11:21 AM (HsTG8)

295 Washington Reds

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2013 11:21 AM (KXm42)

296 Wasn't Morgan losing in the ratings to the Al Gore channel?
Hell, he loses to 3CP-TV (Moscow) in SCTV reruns.
Posted by: Jesus at August 08, 2013 03:14 PM (b52n+)
He loses to the talking tractor.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 08, 2013 11:21 AM (MkZzi)

297

I'm sure all of catpiss'  'friends' get their news from Slate.

 

Hey, curious.  How did it ever work out with the Golden  Slacks  guy you  were running your game on in the bar that has the same IP address as your apartment?  Did  you hit  that shit, or what?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 08, 2013 11:22 AM (CJjw5)

298

Washington Reds

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2013 03:21 PM (KXm42)

 

Given that our Preezy,   half the legislature and several on the SCOTUS   are fucking commies, it works.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:22 AM (4df7R)

299 Washington checks and balances.  To always remind them.

Posted by: caustic at August 08, 2013 11:22 AM (/b8+5)

300

Washington Debils

Posted by: Soona at August 08, 2013 11:22 AM (wtHgA)

301 I always liked the "Possums". "Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road."

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 08, 2013 03:18 PM (d7tB2)

 

Avoiding the usual sarcastic comeback because I hate that  they  chose  the  name  Texans.  

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 11:22 AM (m2CN7)

302 Holy crap everybody stop swearing. Jesus is here.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2013 11:23 AM (KXm42)

303 Washington Wankers

Posted by: Major _____ de Coverly at August 08, 2013 11:23 AM (omBWL)

304 My wife and I have been referring to them as the Foreskins for prolly 25 years...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2013 11:23 AM (wtvvX)

305 ?????????????? Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 03:19 PM (lVPtV) EoJ asked for its twitter handle. (I think it was EoJ)

Posted by: RWC at August 08, 2013 11:23 AM (fWAjv)

306 The Washington Romos Yeah I know he plays for Dallas. But I figure if you're going to fight to keep the name this long, only to puss out in the final stretch... If they do: Washington Squaws

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2013 11:23 AM (qc7at)

307 Considering the express train we're on towards full blown socialism, why not the Washington Reds?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 08, 2013 11:23 AM (X+nFp)

308 On the Intertubez, everyone's a tough guy.

We need the web equivalent of the Colt Peacemaker.

Some way of putting metaphorical/digital holes in jagoffs who start mouthing off because they're not there in person.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 08, 2013 11:23 AM (28TG+)

309 310 Holy crap everybody stop swearing. Jesus is here. --- Where? Is he appearing between Kate Upton's breasts?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 11:23 AM (/Crba)

310 Eyes are the rivers of tomorrows. Posted by: Barack Obama, Wordsmith at August 08, 2013 03:21 PM (uYaYO) and the Middle Class.

Posted by: RWC at August 08, 2013 11:23 AM (fWAjv)

311 The Beltway Bailouts

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:24 AM (4df7R)

312

How about the Wahsington  Blackskins with a dash of White? 

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 11:24 AM (m2CN7)

313 "Hey, I was doing pretty good against the pig-lizard!" Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 08, 2013 03:20 PM (qyfb5) I see you've managed to get your shirt off.

Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 08, 2013 11:24 AM (VtjlW)

314 K Street Canoodlers. That's their season-ticket base.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 11:24 AM (ZshNr)

315 How about the Wahsington Blackskins with a dash of White?

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 03:24 PM (m2CN7)

 

The Washington   Taupes?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:24 AM (4df7R)

316 If they do: Washington Squaws --- Seconded, if only because I know about the fucking bitchfest that happened in Arizona to rename an area known as "Squaw Peak".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at August 08, 2013 11:24 AM (/Crba)

317 The    Gulf Coast Meddlers

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2013 11:25 AM (FZnrK)

318 Piers is going to have Genteele on again tonight. What's on Fox to compete? http://tinyurl.com/kkkyy73

Posted by: RWC at August 08, 2013 11:25 AM (fWAjv)

319 And the Beltway Middle Class

Posted by: Fritz at August 08, 2013 11:25 AM (UzPAd)

320 Forget the show -- the intellect, the talent, the looks -- Megyn could make Piers wet himself with one hand tied behind her back. Scratch that... Two hands tied behind her back. Okay, now I'm just getting aroused.

Posted by: red speck at August 08, 2013 11:25 AM (9/Ug/)

321 The Washington Bringin'Piers

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2013 11:25 AM (bkyWo)

322 Landover Carjackers?

Posted by: Jean at August 08, 2013 11:25 AM (CMlD4)

323 'Piers' comes from the Greek Pyrrhus. 


( arcane "Ulysses"  James Joyce reference )

Posted by: Major _____ de Coverly at August 08, 2013 11:25 AM (omBWL)

324 I'm late to the thread due to brewing, but whenever I hear the name Piers, particularly in this douche's case, it never fails to bring this to mind:

Gareth: [to Piers] Let me explain the order of things to you. There's the aristocracy, the upper class, the middle class, working class, dumb animals, waiters, creeping things, head lice, people who eat packet soup, then you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2013 11:25 AM (lxD2I)

325 PG Co Thugs

Posted by: Jean at August 08, 2013 11:25 AM (CMlD4)

326 Washington 'Skins is possible compromise, modified limited hang-out.

They get called the Skins half the time anyway.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 08, 2013 03:20 PM (ZPrif)

 

 

---------------------------------------------

 

 

Of course.  Instead of the symbol of an indian warrior on their helmets, they can  replace it with a lampshade.

Posted by: Soona at August 08, 2013 11:25 AM (wtHgA)

327 I hate that they chose the name Texans.

That was the new team, not the team that went to the hills and became the Titans.

But if we're talking about the Texans, I agree. They made it worse with the image, which is pretty much the same image as the UT Longhorns. In Austin.

But we're stuck with it.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at August 08, 2013 11:26 AM (d7tB2)

328 286 We've been crazed Redskins fans for decades. Hell, we went to a 'Skins game for our honeymoon. In Philadelphia. It was the only place we could get tickets. Philadelphia. We honeymooned in frickin' Philadelphia

On the bright side, you were only a short bridge-crossing away from the thriving, vibrant metropolis that is Camden, NJ. Or as we like to call it, "Riviera on the... oh shit, we're being car-jacked".


Posted by: John Bradley at August 08, 2013 11:26 AM (zlEwG)

329 jane did it ever apologize to you?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at August 08, 2013 11:26 AM (8JJ6O)

330 Sorry, PG Co real Thugs, respect

Posted by: Jean at August 08, 2013 11:26 AM (CMlD4)

331

reposted from earlier thread, where I reposted from a post that got banned at the local prog fb:

"If Chris Matthews, Piers Morgan, and Al Sharpton were drowning, and there was only time to save one....

 

 

...what kind of sandwich would you make?

 

Today, I'd probably go put some eggs on to boil for a nice egg salad, then start chopping celery and bread-and-butter pickles..

Posted by: barbarausa at August 08, 2013 11:26 AM (WWeoI)

332 Washington Bureaucrats

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 08, 2013 11:26 AM (b9K4P)

333 >>>They're now refusing to call the Washington Redskins the Redskins. Just because.

Even though the term didn't originate a pejorative totally off limits because it makes note of skin tone. But calling whitey anything that connotes race based on skin tone totally OK. F*ck this. I'm making a proclamation right now. If the Redskins ever change their name to something else to satisfy this crowd I'm going to refer to them there after as the Washington PC Pussies.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at August 08, 2013 11:26 AM (0q2P7)

334 Washington Drones

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 08, 2013 11:27 AM (b9K4P)

335 Oh my...
http://www.trutv.com/shows/clipaholics/videos/heinie-taze.html#no-expand

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 11:27 AM (CzPap)

336

Piers is going to have Genteele on again tonight.

 

Seriously?  What the hell for?   To see if her goiter's gone down in size?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:27 AM (4df7R)

337 " Padding out a Dumb Post: Is this funny? " That us freaking genius. yes, They. Are. Bringing. It. My dog us worried about me, I'm laughing so hard.

Posted by: shredded chi at August 08, 2013 11:27 AM (z7jvd)

338

LOL.  I mean, really, bring it bee-yotch.  You think you're cool, but you're snot.

Toodles.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at August 08, 2013 11:28 AM (pWeX5)

339 The Washington Lewinskys

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2013 11:28 AM (wtvvX)

340 The Naval Yard Naval Jellies

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 08, 2013 11:28 AM (HsTG8)

341 265---"Masters said no, no, no, but eventually caved." Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 08, 2013 03:16 PM (ZPrif) ----------------------- Yep. The Left always wins. Always.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 08, 2013 11:28 AM (C8mVl)

342 I see you've managed to get your shirt off. Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 08, 2013 03:24 PM (VtjlW) Oh, that's not right, no!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 08, 2013 11:28 AM (qyfb5)

343 Let me explain the order of things to you. There's the aristocracy, the upper class, the middle class, working class, dumb animals, waiters, creeping things, head lice, people who eat packet soup, then you. That sounds like Blackadder.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2013 11:28 AM (KXm42)

344 Washington Fanny Bandits?  Pudmuffins?  Gimps? 

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 08, 2013 11:28 AM (LA7Cm)

345 To make a long story short, Clinton scrambled his quisling 'civil rights' guy Bill Lan Lee (appointed during recess, because Congress would not accept him) down to NC because one, ONE, high school student was offended that the school's team name was "The Warriors". Intimidated by threatened by federal lawsuit, the school folded and renamed the team, and subjected all and sundry to mandated 'sensitivity training'. Meanwhile, I checked Tom Daschle,s (Democratic Senate Majority leader) home state of South Dakota and found that twenty six, let me repeat that TWENTY SIX schools had teams named 'Warriors'.  Why would they do that you wonder? Easy..., it was the district of then-Congressman Charle Taylor (R), who had been a pain in the side for the Dems.

"We are not jackbooted thugs," --- Bill Clinton

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 11:29 AM (aDwsi)

346 The Arlington Argle-Bargles

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 08, 2013 11:29 AM (HsTG8)

347 338 jane

did it ever apologize to you?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at August 08, 2013 03:26 PM (8JJ6O)




For which time?  And, no.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 11:29 AM (lVPtV)

348 The Skinboats

Posted by: Burgress Tunatowne Meredith at August 08, 2013 11:29 AM (N3Al8)

349 Salt and Peppa

Posted by: UWP at August 08, 2013 11:29 AM (r98SZ)

350 ...what kind of sandwich would you make?

Definitely go to Blimpies and get the hot pastrami.
Just looking at the picture makes the pain in my chest worse.

Posted by: Reverend William Arcibald Spooner at August 08, 2013 11:29 AM (gRCR3)

351 The Washington Profligate Spenders.

Posted by: LASue at August 08, 2013 11:29 AM (pWeX5)

352 Capitols not capitals

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at August 08, 2013 11:30 AM (8JJ6O)

353 I hate that they chose the name Texans.

The original Texans are now the Chiefs.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at August 08, 2013 11:31 AM (/kI1Q)

354 I want to know why Hostra changed their team name.Did someone find    Flying  Dutchmen offensive?

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2013 11:31 AM (9XBK2)

355 The Washington Banana Raincoats

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 08, 2013 11:31 AM (HsTG8)

356
Please rename the team the Washington Whiteskins.  I have no problem with it at all.  But I bet the left would still whine.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 08, 2013 11:31 AM (qM18f)

357

I really, really, really want a sports team    in California to be called the "California Gingersnaps."

 

No reason.   I just think it would be fucking hilarious.

 

THE     RAIDERS!

THE    CHARGERS!

THE    49ERS!

THE GIN..gersnaps...

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:31 AM (4df7R)

358 The Washington Crapitols

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2013 11:31 AM (wtvvX)

359

too hot for hot pastrami today--we're in the midst of our daily afternoon thundershower.

 

But the drive to Blimpie's nearest here would definitely be in the running to avoid swimming out for this clown.

Posted by: barbarausa at August 08, 2013 11:31 AM (WWeoI)

360 That sounds like Blackadder. Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2013 03:28 PM (KXm42) Chef. As in Chef Gareth Blackstock, fictional terror of the kitchen. Still British, though. Lots of long, drawn-out insults.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 08, 2013 11:31 AM (qyfb5)

361 The Left always wins. Always.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 08, 2013 03:28 PM (C8mVl)


No. The right always gives in because they don't want to seem mean.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Ecclesiates 9:11) at August 08, 2013 11:31 AM (28TG+)

362 363 Hofstra.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2013 11:31 AM (9XBK2)

363 The Washington Banana Raincoats I likes it.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2013 11:31 AM (KXm42)

364 Stolen from Ace's Twitter feed .....

RS ‏@MrWeatherby 56m

@AceofSpadesHQ   Coffee is for bringers.

Retweeted by DepressiveBlogger69

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2013 11:32 AM (/9IC1)

365 The Washington panty waists....

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at August 08, 2013 11:32 AM (9+ccr)

366 Gareth: [to Piers] Let me explain the order of things to you. There's the aristocracy, the upper class, the middle class, working class, dumb animals, waiters, creeping things, head lice, people who eat packet soup, then you. "Piss Boy! Oh Piss Boy!"

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2013 11:32 AM (qc7at)

367 Piers Morgan, staring in "Bring it." Coming to a supper club near you soon.

Posted by: USA at August 08, 2013 11:32 AM (VIaw0)

368 Oh, that's not right, no! Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at August 08, 2013 03:28 PM (qyfb5) Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's stupid, but I'm going to do it!

Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 08, 2013 11:32 AM (VtjlW)

369 363 I want to know why Hostra changed their team name.Did someone find Flying Dutchmen offensive? Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2013 03:31 PM (9XBK2) Probably the Belgians. Or some filthy Scandis.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 08, 2013 11:32 AM (HsTG8)

370 Drew does think Redskins is offensive of course.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2013 11:32 AM (9XBK2)

371 Eh, phx?

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 11:32 AM (ZshNr)

372 The DC Douchebags

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2013 11:32 AM (wtvvX)

373 speaking of Chefs is it so sad that i am vexed i have no proper beer to add to my lentil stew. I just *know* my dinner would be even more perfect if there was beer in it.

Posted by: gushka's got a Kitty what plays fetch! ! at August 08, 2013 11:32 AM (r7Ddb)

374 Washington Vs "They know how to receive passes"

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 08, 2013 11:32 AM (YAx2K)

375 >>>They're now refusing to call the Washington Redskins the Redskins.

The Washington Mongol Descended Ice Age Asian-American Immigrants?

It has a snappy ring.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at August 08, 2013 11:33 AM (0q2P7)

376 Enough is enough.  Which one of you ruffians took my nipple clamps and ball gag?  It's not funny any more and I want them back.  Have an important date with Hairy Reid tonight.  Seriously you guys!

Posted by: Pierced Morgan at August 08, 2013 11:33 AM (GgPam)

377 The Washington panty waists.... Posted by: hello,
--------------------

Or 'Wastes'..., either way..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 08, 2013 11:33 AM (aDwsi)

378 INT - Studio wall explodes. OH YEAH!!!!! Ladies and Gentlemen - Chocolate Jabba is in the hizzy.

Posted by: Tonight on Piers Morgan at August 08, 2013 11:34 AM (n50fF)

379

Bring it on?

Piers Morgan better be glad that Megyn is married and hopefully vanilla, otherwise this would end with him in a leather gimp mask licking her shoes with one of her award statues shoved up his ass. Unless she REALLY changes roles behind closed doors, she's as domme as they come.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at August 08, 2013 11:34 AM (jCQ+I)

380 I suppose that The Washington Paternalistic Heteronormatives is right out?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2013 11:34 AM (FZnrK)

381 370--- Exactly. The Left always wins because the Right always caves.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 08, 2013 11:34 AM (C8mVl)

382 Ice Bridge Refugees

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 11:34 AM (ZshNr)

383 Bring It is Chinese for Google it.

Posted by: sTevo at August 08, 2013 11:35 AM (NtfWz)

384 From Drudge:  Ailes says all of their stars will be back and then says this:

Ailes did say he’s been having conversations with Shepard Smith about “a new way to deliver news.” This could mean a lot of things, including that Smith’s 7pm timeslot is up for grabs.

Are Shemp's days numbered?

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 11:35 AM (Hx5uv)

385 Is Washington Whores taken?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 11:35 AM (lVPtV)

386 The Washington Pageboys

Posted by: wtfl at August 08, 2013 11:35 AM (tgvJj)

387 The Federal Freebaggers

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 08, 2013 11:36 AM (wtvvX)

388

Ailes did say he’s been having conversations with Shepard Smith about “a new way to deliver news.” This could mean a lot of things, including that Smith’s 7pm timeslot is up for grabs.



Are Shemp's days numbered?


 

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 03:35 PM (Hx5uv)

-

Perhaps Ailes bought him a bicycle.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2013 11:36 AM (FZnrK)

389 Foggy Bottom Hot Bottoms

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2013 11:36 AM (ZshNr)

390
Are Shemp's days numbered?

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 03:35 PM (Hx5uv)




Gawd, I hope so.  Fox spends enough on his eyeliner and mascara.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 11:36 AM (lVPtV)

391

INT - Studio wall explodes.


OH YEAH!!!!!



Ladies and Gentlemen - Chocolate Jabba is in the hizzy.


 

Posted by: Tonight on Piers Morgan at August 08, 2013 03:34 PM (n50fF)

 

 

DAMN YOU.

 

I was   already done drinking my Coke, and somehow it STILL came out my nose!  OW!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at August 08, 2013 11:36 AM (4df7R)

392 If the British Empire should last 1000 years, they will look back to this as the time Great Britain could "bring it"

Posted by: Winston Churchill at August 08, 2013 11:37 AM (/9IC1)

393 So if not the indians. What is Washington known for other than bureaucracy? Say the interim period before they became the nations capital and a black hole of ungodly sucktitude?

That's right Slavery and Plantations.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at August 08, 2013 11:37 AM (0q2P7)

394 394 A new way to deliver news.

From another network.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2013 11:37 AM (9XBK2)

395 Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's stupid, but I'm going to do it! Posted by: alexthechick - Welcome mighty SMODlets! at August 08, 2013 03:32 PM (VtjlW) I've dealt with this guy before, and believe me, he's a s stupid as he is ugly. (Gwen makes "no, no" face.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 08, 2013 11:37 AM (qyfb5)

396 Let me explain the order of things to you. There's the aristocracy, the
upper class, the middle class, working class, dumb animals, waiters,
creeping things, head lice, people who eat packet soup, then you.

That sounds like Blackadder.

Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2013 03:28 PM (KXm42)




Not quite, but I can easily hear Edmund saying it.....


[Blackadder walks into the kitchen, picks up the cat and kicks it into the air]Baldrick: Oh, sir! Poor little Mildred the cat, what's he ever done to you?Blackadder: It is the way of the world, Baldrick. The abused always kick downwards. I am annoyed, and so I kick the cat, the cat [loud squeak] pounces on the mouse, and finally, the mouse--Baldrick: Argh!Blackadder: --bites you on the behind.Baldrick: And what do I do?Blackadder: Nothing. You are last in God's great chain. Unless there's an earwig around here you'd like to victimize.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2013 11:37 AM (TIIx5)

397 394 From Drudge: Ailes says all of their stars will be back and then says this: Ailes did say he’s been having conversations with Shepard Smith about “a new way to deliver news.” Musical? Show tunes?

Posted by: USA at August 08, 2013 11:37 AM (VIaw0)

398 Never in the field of human endeavor have so few said "bring it"

Posted by: Winston Churchill at August 08, 2013 11:38 AM (/9IC1)

399 404 394 A new way to deliver news.

From another network.



Or a local station in say, New Orleans.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2013 11:38 AM (lVPtV)

400 Bring it on, huh?  Anybody ever seen Piers Morgan and Andy Kaufman in the same room?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 08, 2013 11:38 AM (6xhLc)

401 Is that Darren Criss singing with Joe Biden?

Posted by: no good deed at August 08, 2013 11:39 AM (WmLrU)

402 344 Oh my...

As a connoisseur of the female backside, I can only say...yowza.  I would never taze that.   Everything else is up for consideration.

Posted by: pep at August 08, 2013 11:39 AM (6TB1Z)

403 I would rename it the Washington Used to Have a Team, But Now You Assholes Get to Start from Scratch, We Quit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 08, 2013 11:39 AM (qyfb5)

404

To simplify this  to the player intelligence level,  from now on, the former Washington Redskins will be referred to as:

 

The Washington X's  --   when playing at home.

 

The Washington O's  --  when on the road. 

Posted by: Soona at August 08, 2013 11:39 AM (wtHgA)

405 394 From Drudge: Ailes says all of their stars will be back and then says this: Ailes did say he’s been having conversations with Shepard Smith about “a new way to deliver news.” This could mean a lot of things, including that Smith’s 7pm timeslot is up for grabs. Are Shemp's days numbered? Posted by: WalrusRex at August 08, 2013 03:35 PM (Hx5uv) Shemp's fondest dream is to become the first news anchor to deliver his material while not wearing pants. Ailes refuses to let him wear a dress, so Shemp is going for the full, unlimited hangout option...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 08, 2013 11:39 AM (HsTG8)

406

Everything else pales in comparison to those poor children who will shit themselves each night in a waking terror thinking about being attacked by Brazilian midgets.

 

 

Posted by: jwest at August 08, 2013 11:39 AM (u2a4R)

407 From Tru TV - Boobs and Guns
http://www.trutv.com/shows/clipaholics/videos/boobs-and-guns.html#autostart

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2013 11:39 AM (CzPap)

408

Pies Moron is a dumbass. Instead he should have tweeted I would like to welcome Megan to the 9pm time slot and look forward to a spirited competitive relationship. But noooo... now the dumbass is going to get the shit kicked out of him by an Irish chick . My 1st exIrish chick  coldcocked me during a 'spirited' discussion once.

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 08, 2013 11:40 AM (N3Al8)

409 Fauna makes great mascots.

The Washington Chiggers

Posted by: wtfl at August 08, 2013 11:40 AM (tgvJj)

410 Ailes refuses to let him wear a dress, so Shemp is going for the full, unlimited hangout option... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at August 08, 2013 03:39 PM

NEVER go the full unlimited hangout option

Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2013 11:40 AM (/9IC1)

411 Washington White-Scalpers Shows the oppressed as the victor over the enemy of mankind.

Posted by: RWC at August 08, 2013 11:40 AM (fWAjv)

412 Ailes did say he’s been having conversations with Shepard Smith about “a new way to deliver news.”

Henceforth, Shep will do every newscast (or whatever it is he does these days) from a freeway overpass in New Orleans. While being menaced by zombie rape gangs.

Whether those happen to be "gangs of zombies, who rape" or "gangs of the living, who rape zombies", well, why can't we have *both*?

Posted by: John Bradley at August 08, 2013 11:41 AM (zlEwG)

413 The Washington Chiggers

Posted by: wtfl at August 08, 2013 03:40 PM (tgvJj)




Typical white racist.

Posted by: Oprah Sharpton Winfrey at August 08, 2013 11:42 AM (lVPtV)

414 Depressing nood up.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 08, 2013 11:43 AM (oY6Yp)

415 The Washington Football Teamsters?  They ARE union, after all.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 08, 2013 11:44 AM (/izg2)

416

Washington Cherry Blossoms.   That would strike fear into their opponents.

 

Posted by: polynikes at August 08, 2013 11:45 AM (m2CN7)

417 And if Hofstra was looking for something completely inoffensive, how about the Hofstra Hostas?

Posted by: NC Ref at August 08, 2013 11:45 AM (/izg2)

418 Shep Smith 'delivers' --- code for blow jobs.


news via BJ; a 21st Century concept

Posted by: Major _____ de Coverly at August 08, 2013 11:46 AM (omBWL)

419 245 235 where did you link it?

Posted by: mr. slate at August 08, 2013 03:11 PM (8JJ6O)
I posted it here and linked on a lot of social sites and stuff.
Posted by: caustic at August 08, 2013 03:13 PM (/b8+5)

cool! which ones?

Posted by: mr. slate at August 08, 2013 03:14 PM (8JJ6O)



Yeah, cool!  I wanna see which ones so I can go and observe reactions.

Posted by: jem at August 08, 2013 11:53 AM (fM4kr)

420 Would they prefer the Washington Klansmen? May have to change the teams colors but the burning cross after each touchdown would make for exciting TeeVee . Clearly this would play well with their world outlook.

Posted by: Me So Horny at August 08, 2013 11:55 AM (oDCMR)

421 In LA they are complaining because they are decriminalizing all these crimes because they hurt the illegals. It is what I call the Trayvon effect. There has been such a decrease in crime over the past 20 years. Now, they refuse to make arrests and are opening the prisons.

Posted by: Waldo at August 08, 2013 12:14 PM (tCBZk)

422 Why not call the Washington Manwhores.

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 08, 2013 12:15 PM (si4cu)

423 I think we should allow President Obama rename all NFL Teams so that they are less derogatory toward everyone.

Posted by: LaQuisha Largess' at August 08, 2013 12:20 PM (90aTA)

424 them even.

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 08, 2013 12:24 PM (si4cu)

425
Just a historical point to make.

When the Nazi's were pushed out of one European country after another..... most populations treated their own collaborators much harsher than they did any captured Nazi's.

Food for thought for the burning times to the GOP.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2013 12:29 PM (nELVU)

426 The Washington Foreskins. Giddyup boys.

Posted by: lincoln cadillac at August 08, 2013 12:36 PM (gJgsS)

427 I love the "buy a shotgun" video! It's the start of a really good modern opera.

Posted by: PJ at August 08, 2013 12:44 PM (ZWaLo)

428 Idiot?  Are you kidding?  This prima donna?  Pee rrrs would have to get a step stool out just to peer above the toe nail of a mental midget. Your comment insults idiots everywhere.  Take it back!

Posted by: Bud Hurdt at August 08, 2013 12:45 PM (9u2hL)

429 "Buy a Shotgun" is the video of the year, hands down.   I spewed, I rolled, I LOL'd.   Somebody owes me a new keyboard AND 2 new monitors.  That's a freakin' work of Art.  I made a shortcut on my desktop.

Posted by: MINEMINEMINE!! at August 08, 2013 01:25 PM (nqXsF)

430 If you got Darren Griss together with Remi you might actually have something.

Posted by: Esau's Message at August 09, 2013 09:43 AM (WZq72)

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