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June 18, 2013

Piers Morgan: Nannying Mayors Are Needed, Because "People Need Nannying"
— Ace

Remember, Piers Morgan won The Celebrity Apprentice, not The Celebrity Genius.

This is a crap post so I'll add this from @rdbrewer4 and hope that makes it into something.

Posted by: Ace at 02:59 PM | Comments (137)
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1 Oneth?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 18, 2013 03:00 PM (0HooB)

That's three times in two days.

I should get a life or something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 18, 2013 03:00 PM (0HooB)

3 LIV's need nannying, not adults.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 18, 2013 03:02 PM (0HooB)

4 I saw the cat-head story on FNC and I'm still laughing.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 03:02 PM (DPdf7)

5 Well, he is a Brit after all. They do that nanny thing, don't cha know.

Brits have nannys. Americans have babysitters.

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2013 03:03 PM (7vimm)

6 Finally, a real Cake Girl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 18, 2013 03:03 PM (0HooB)

7 Okay. Done shouting for a while. Till I run out of scotch anyway.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 03:03 PM (4Mv1T)

8 Yes, a subset of people need nannying. Children and the infirm need nannying. Me, I'll take care of myself and my family, thanks.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 18, 2013 03:03 PM (yKTI2)

9 I remember the good old days of the Internet, when the really serious shit was pictures of rabbits with pancakes on their heads . . .

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2013 03:04 PM (7vimm)

10
Where's Jeremy Clarkson and a Louisville Slugger when you need him?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2013 03:04 PM (TIIx5)

11 This one time, at a stag party, my mates and I played with each others guns.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at June 18, 2013 03:05 PM (Aif/5)

12 bonhomme- I liked your post on honor downstairs. That dynamic applies in lots of venues, including here.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 03:05 PM (4Mv1T)

13 this post is too long. I'm going to twitter

Posted by: thunderb at June 18, 2013 03:05 PM (nH8jP)

14 >>> I saw the cat-head story I'd eat it.

Posted by: fluffy at June 18, 2013 03:05 PM (c8bG0)

15 OT already but cat related. There is a Honda Fit driver that should be put in jail. The driver heard the cat but kept on driving until they reached their destination. A trip of 1,000 miles. Good news is the cat seems okay and is looking for a home.

http://tinyurl.com/msauj7c

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 18, 2013 03:05 PM (pyjZt)

16 Speaking of people who need to be thunderfucked with the Barbed Cock of Satan - hey, Piers, I wouldn't trust 99.5% of Our Betters to walk my dog (if I had one). Trust me, I highly doubt they are so benevolently wise that they know what is best for me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 18, 2013 03:06 PM (Gk3SS)

17 I wouldn't trust 99.5% of Our Betters to walk my dog

Me either. The dog would come home dirty and pregnant.

Posted by: FUBAR at June 18, 2013 03:07 PM (Cs2tJ)

18 .......Ace.....the sidebar is all in bold!

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2013 03:07 PM (hR+mj)

19 I remember the good old days of the Internet, when the really serious shit was pictures of rabbits with pancakes on their heads . . . Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2013 07:04 PM (7vimm) Yeah but that was awful hard to masturbate to.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2013 03:07 PM (m/GP5)

20 sidebar editor ---> to the BARREL

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 18, 2013 03:07 PM (UOjzE)

21 I'd eat it. *** It was bound to come up!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 03:08 PM (DPdf7)

22 wheatie - looks fine using FF

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 03:08 PM (4Mv1T)

23 This is an excerpt of an excerpt the Tatler had: "Republicans had offered the fence as a way to build the confidence of voters skeptical that the government will enforce its laws, but opponents said building more fencing is costly, would take too long, and shouldnÂ’t be dictated by Washington." About that last line--I thought states could not enforce immigration law, that it had to come from Washington. Isn't that what the Obama administration keeps suing states for? Maybe, just maybe, some people are full of it, and just want to legalize come hell or high water.

Posted by: T. Commacus of the NoPeriodii clan at June 18, 2013 03:08 PM (g0YQP)

24 I got 3 cats I don't want to hear anything bad about a cat. And as far as nanny mayors, one of my favorite comebacks at someone is " what are you, my mother?" so you all know where I come down on this shit.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 03:08 PM (9Bj8R)

25 http://tinyurl.com/3cjn7z8

I'm having lunch.

Posted by: Pierz Marginal at June 18, 2013 03:09 PM (2iU3x)

26 This site was built on sacred Indian grounds .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2013 03:09 PM (TQOZk)

27 how about no? Why is it these liberals keep having the worst luck ever, every intervention turns into a need for a bigger intervention.

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't write this either at June 18, 2013 03:09 PM (QxSug)

28 Yeah but that was awful hard to masturbate to.

Depends on how much you liked pancakes.

Or bunnies.

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2013 03:09 PM (7vimm)

29 "Cap"? I thought she said "crap."

Posted by: A Deaf Baker at June 18, 2013 03:09 PM (8ZskC)

30 When Morgan says, "People," does he mean "Piers Morgan"? 'Cause I'd buy that.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 18, 2013 03:09 PM (eHIJJ)

31 I hope Piers isn't one of our camp guards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2013 03:09 PM (lVPtV)

32
Wasn't Miers Porgan going to run away and live in England if we didn't ban guns, and pointy things?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 18, 2013 03:10 PM (qoQi/)

33 think if the grad's name was Regina and the guy at the bakery was hard of hearing.

Posted by: mallfly at June 18, 2013 03:10 PM (bJm7W)

34 "Piers Morgan: Nannying Mayors Are Needed, Because 'People Need Nannying'"

So nanny the people that need it then, and leave the rest of us the fuck alone, you fucking reject Pom.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at June 18, 2013 03:10 PM (vd7A8)

35 "Cap"? I thought she said "crap."

that would have been all kinds of awesome

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2013 03:10 PM (8lmkt)

36 >>>I hope Piers isn't one of our camp guards. Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Oh, but I hope he is.

BWUHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 03:10 PM (4Mv1T)

37 maybe piers in one of those guys who gets a kick from being diapered with a firm hand.

Posted by: mallfly at June 18, 2013 03:11 PM (bJm7W)

38 This site was built on sacred Indian grounds . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2013 07:09 PM (TQOZk) Someone must be sacrificed.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2013 03:11 PM (m/GP5)

39 Nanny's need peopling!

Posted by: lincolntf at June 18, 2013 03:11 PM (ZshNr)

40 Fear the power of teh kitteh!

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 18, 2013 03:11 PM (XvHmy)

41 Cap and Gown? Oh. I thought you said Fappin' Clown.

Posted by: A Deaf Baker at June 18, 2013 03:11 PM (8ZskC)

42 I was laughing at and enjoying the cat/hat mixup report from the original @rdbrewer link. Then, I made the mistake of watching the Good Morning America report about it and now I want to garrote myself.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at June 18, 2013 03:12 PM (7xeJQ)

43
Depends on how much you liked pancakes.

Or bunnies.
Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2013 07:09 PM (7vimm)

Speaking of masturbation and bunnies - http://youtu.be/L5ecb8gWxOA

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at June 18, 2013 03:12 PM (Gk3SS)

44 >>>Someone must be sacrificed. Posted by: CA
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Where's Alton? He has the troll roster. Pick one.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 03:12 PM (4Mv1T)

The sidebar quote about our schools turning out an abundance of sub-par students is spot on.

As the twig is bent, so grows the tree.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 18, 2013 03:12 PM (0HooB)

I hope Piers isn't one of our camp guards.

I hope so: We could ignore him all we please. What is he going to do, soil his dainty hands by firing an icky gun?

Of course, as like as not, he'll be in the camps with us, wondering why all his progressivism and useful idiocy didn't commend him to our new rulers...

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 18, 2013 03:13 PM (Qkwxr)

47 As to Morgan-- Yes, that is why sovereignty resides in the People. So they may nanny the state. Because the government is made up of people, and people need nannying. Even mayors.

Posted by: T. Commacus of the NoPeriodii clan at June 18, 2013 03:13 PM (g0YQP)

48 Not amused.

http://tinyurl.com/l9ucynx

Posted by: Penny at June 18, 2013 03:13 PM (8ZskC)

49 26 This site was built on sacred ~~Indian~~ Ampersand burial grounds . fixt

Posted by: Largely Irrelevant Assault Undocumented Foreigner Anachronda at June 18, 2013 03:13 PM (eZNO5)

50 Even I think Piers Morgan is a retard.

Posted by: Bill Maher at June 18, 2013 03:13 PM (E/o+q)

51 You go, Piers. And the best continent for nannies right now is every land mass south of El Paso. As my friend says, at least they can cut it. Let's hear it for Nannyland!

Posted by: Juan McAmesty at June 18, 2013 03:13 PM (eHIJJ)

52
I hope Piers isn't one of our camp guards.

When us 'Rons start constructing tunnels to the 'Ettes camp, I vote we name them common American sounding names...Like Mustafa, Ramon, and Mohammed.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 18, 2013 03:14 PM (qoQi/)

53 Yes you should fear the kitteh, especially if its Hello Kitty related.

http://www.kittyhell.com/2013/04/26/hello-kitty-wedding-dress-disaster/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 18, 2013 03:14 PM (pyjZt)

54 If it is a crap post it cannot be picked up by the clean end.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at June 18, 2013 03:15 PM (jucos)

55 >>> I hope Piers isn't one of our camp guards Why, did you want someone competent? I want to bust out.

Posted by: fluffy at June 18, 2013 03:15 PM (c8bG0)

Liberalism 's central conceit

people are too stupid to rule themselves, thus they must be governed to minutia.

Posted by: a creeping sense of remorse at June 18, 2013 03:15 PM (NGsLN)

57 Speaking of masturbation and bunnies -

Only on AoSHQ . . .

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2013 03:16 PM (7vimm)

58 Its true. There are some 52% of American persons who would rather have a nanny telling them what to do at all times. Problem is, they think I need that too.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 18, 2013 03:16 PM (nsbEX)

59 Yeah but that was awful hard to masturbate to. *** Ahem. NewsBreaker ‏@NewsBreaker 22m FETAL MASTURBATION: Anti-abortion Congressman says fetuses touch themselves @ 15 wks (WATCH) http://on.ora.tv/1aqv3dx pic.twitter.com/HkzJlhseeo

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 03:16 PM (DPdf7)

23 "... said building more fencing is costly, would take too long, and shouldnÂ’t be dictated by Washington."

About that last line--I thought states could not enforce immigration law, that it had to come from Washington. Isn't that what the Obama administration keeps suing states for?

Posted by: T. Commacus of the NoPeriodii clan at June 18, 2013 07:08 PM (g0YQP)

---------

Excellent point.

That part about..."shouldnÂ’t be dictated by Washington"...struck me right between the eyes, too.

We have finally found something that 'shouldn't be dictated by Washington'?

They trash our rights, spying on us...because Terrorism!...and yet they don't want to even try to stop them from coming across the border.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2013 03:16 PM (hR+mj)

61 Fetal pron ........ sigh .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2013 03:17 PM (TQOZk)

62 Thanks, TR.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 18, 2013 03:17 PM (yKTI2)

63 I hope Piers isn't one of our camp guards. Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 18, 2013 07:09 PM (lVPtV) Piers is a pimp. He never could have outfought Santino. But I didn't know till this day that is was McCain all along

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 03:17 PM (9Bj8R)

64 They don't mind because the nannying doesn't apply to them.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2013 03:18 PM (9XBK2)

65 I know, right? The fence would cost too much? But the obama presidency is built on the idea that trillion dollar deficits creates jobs. So your point is what?

Posted by: joeindc44 didn't write this either at June 18, 2013 03:18 PM (QxSug)

66 McCain would prolly like to stab Cruz in his sleep

Posted by: thunderb at June 18, 2013 03:18 PM (nH8jP)

22 wheatie - looks fine using FF

It was all bold-ed, TobaccoRoad...I swear.

But it got fixed, shortly thereafter.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2013 03:19 PM (hR+mj)

68 >>>Nannying mayors are needed, because people need nannying.

If by "nannying mayors" he means French maidens dressed in totally inappropriate uniforms, and if by "nannying" he means totally inappropriate overtures of intimacy then, yes, I believe this statement is true.

Posted by: Fritz at June 18, 2013 03:19 PM (G9Mmf)

69 I know, right? The fence would cost too much? But the obama presidency is built on the idea that trillion dollar deficits creates jobs. So your point is what? Posted by: joeindc44 didn't write this either at June 18, 2013 07:18 PM (QxSug) Good Fences make good neighbors. Just ask the Israelis and the people who live in Ossining NY

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 03:19 PM (9Bj8R)

70 When the fence gets built , it won't be to keep people out .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2013 03:20 PM (TQOZk)

71 Ahem. NewsBreaker ‏@NewsBreaker 22m FETAL MASTURBATION: Anti-abortion Congressman says fetuses touch themselves @ 15 wks (WATCH) http://on.ora.tv/1aqv3dx pic.twitter.com/HkzJlhseeo Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 07:16 PM (DPdf7) Less creepy I suppose than period porn.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2013 03:20 PM (m/GP5)

72 Piers would make an excellent camp guard. He's dumb and a wimp and he would be easy to knock out and gut. He's chubby and therefore well marbled and he would make an excellent "Piers Roast"

Posted by: waldo at June 18, 2013 03:21 PM (RZwdH)

73 The departments of Justice and State this week are holding back-to-back LGBT events in honor of gay pride month, and as the Supreme Court prepares to deliver two landmark decisions on same-sex marriage. On Tuesday, the Justice Department celebrated pride with speeches from Sen. Tammy Baldwin, D-Wis., the first openly gay member of the Senate, singer-songwriter and gay and lesbian activist Melissa Etheridge, and Attorney General Eric Holder, all on the theme Â“A Year of Firsts,Â” according to DOJPride.com, the official site for LGBT Employees at the department. And on Wednesday, the State Department will follow suit with its own pride event in which Secretary John Kerry will deliver his first speech on LGBT policy and personnel issues. Â“This is an opportunity for Secretary Kerry to state his position and confirm his support for LGBT employees,Â” says Aaron Jensen, a spokesman for the State DepartmentÂ’s Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights and Labor. Â“The thrust of his speech will be that heÂ’s equally committed to the steps Secretary Clinton took on this.Â” ??? When do we have "guys who like blow jobs from girls" week?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 03:21 PM (9Bj8R)

74 I vote we choose a hearty band of Moron men, women, children, and goats to be adequately supplied and placed upon a suitable vessel for the conquest of a new homeland. They must be suitably armed to overtake whoever currently possesses this new territory.

But where? Submissions will be accepted here until 8PM, or until the next post is up. A drawing will be made at 10PM on tonight's ONT.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 03:22 PM (4Mv1T)

75 When the fence gets built , it won't be to keep people out . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2013 07:20 PM (TQOZk) Pray tell us why?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 03:22 PM (9Bj8R)

Thank you, My Queen, for that most excellent link.

If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunny, um, bunk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 18, 2013 03:22 PM (0HooB)

The thrust of his speech will be that heÂ’s equally committed to the steps Secretary Clinton took on this.Â”

why does that read like a punch line?

Posted by: thunderb at June 18, 2013 03:23 PM (nH8jP)

78 I want a drone with the tennis ball gun from American Gladiators. Does anyone remember that?

*Fwop*

*Welt raises on illegal border-crosser.*

Posted by: bonhomme at June 18, 2013 03:23 PM (yKTI2)

79 73 The country is circling the bowl,faster and faster....

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2013 03:23 PM (9XBK2)

80 Liberalism 's central conceit:
People are too stupid to rule themselves, therefore people must be ruled by a government not of impersonal, arbitrary, objective laws but of compassionate, all-knowing, all-seeing, wise and fair . . . people.

Wait, what?

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2013 03:23 PM (7vimm)

81 Less creepy I suppose than period porn.

Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2013 07:20 PM (m/GP5)

CAC, it is super fuckin' hard to gross me out, so I need to congratulate you on that.

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2013 03:23 PM (8lmkt)

82 78 Oh yeah!Those were so cool.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2013 03:23 PM (9XBK2)

83 On Tuesday, the Justice Department celebrated pride with speeches from Sen. Tammy Baldwin, D-Wis., the first openly gay member of the Senate, singer-songwriter and gay and lesbian activist Melissa Etheridge, and Attorney General Eric Holder, all on the theme Â“A Year of Firsts,Â” according to DOJPride.com, the official site for LGBT Employees at the department.

You thought the first-ers here were annoying.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 18, 2013 03:24 PM (yKTI2)

On Tuesday, the Justice Department celebrated pride with speeches from Sen. Tammy Baldwin, D-Wis., the first openly gay member of the Senate, singer-songwriter and gay and lesbian activist Melissa Etheridge, and Attorney General Eric Holder, all on the theme Â“A Year of Firsts,Â” according to DOJPride.com, the official site for LGBT Employees at the department.

Did anyone else read that as "A Year of Fists?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 18, 2013 03:25 PM (0HooB)

85 The ACLU, together with the NYCLU and CUNYÂ’s CLEAR Project, filed a lawsuit today challenging the New York Police DepartmentÂ’s unconstitutional policy and practice of targeting entire Muslim communities for discriminatory and suspicionless surveillance. The NYPDÂ’s vast religious profiling program has cast an unjustified badge of suspicion and stigma on hundreds of thousands of innocent New Yorkers, based on nothing more than their religious faith and practice. We represent civic and religious leaders, two mosques, and a charitable organization, all of whom were swept up in the police departmentÂ’s dragnet surveillance because they are Muslim. Fuck the ACLU

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 03:25 PM (9Bj8R)

86 I guess when you are a soooper genius like Piers Morgan your default position is "people need nannying." I'm an idiot so my default position is people should be left the Hell alone.

Posted by: no good deed at June 18, 2013 03:25 PM (mjR67)

87 Some people need tarring, feathering, and being run out of town on a rail too...

...I'm just saying.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 18, 2013 03:25 PM (/gHaE)

88 84 Yes.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2013 03:25 PM (9XBK2)

89 Less creepy I suppose than period porn.

That's like a period-piece right? With olden-times clothing and such?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 18, 2013 03:26 PM (yKTI2)

90 Posted by: Tobacco Road , I think it was a couple of years ago that the horde was considering buying a decommissioned aircraft carrier from the Brits . I'm pretty sure alcohol got in the way somehow . Cheap as well , like 5 million .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2013 03:26 PM (TQOZk)

91 You thought the first-ers here were annoying.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 18, 2013 07:24 PM (yKTI2)

First glance I read "fists"

I denounce my bad sef.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at June 18, 2013 03:26 PM (2iU3x)

92
I wish Piers lived next to me, I'd show that puss on head some nannying. I bet he mows a good lawn.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2013 03:26 PM (1wTQt)

93
Pray tell us why?

When it's built...it will be built to keep people in, not out.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 18, 2013 03:26 PM (qoQi/)

94 Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 07:05 PM (4Mv1T)

I just read it....and it makes a lot of sense.

Of course I think that McCain's vertical honor only goes up. As Bonhomme pointed out, we probably don't even exist in his world.

I am coming closer and closer to an impolitic remark about how the North Vietnamese should have done it differently with him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2013 03:26 PM (WW8xK)

95 If you aren't watching me there is something wrong with you. And so we need the govt to force you.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at June 18, 2013 03:26 PM (gWHwW)

96 I'm watching them reconstitute Crusader shit from Acre. Add water and it's still brown. They all had worms...

Posted by: waldo at June 18, 2013 03:26 PM (RZwdH)

97 85 Yeah,it's not like muslims have done anything to earn extra scrutiny.Not like those tea baggers.

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2013 03:26 PM (9XBK2)

98 96 Reconstituting shit is science!

Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2013 03:27 PM (9XBK2)

99 When it's built...it will be built to keep people in, not out. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 18, 2013 07:26 PM (qoQi/) Not necessarily. depends which side the poison tar paper is on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 03:28 PM (9Bj8R)

100 Why ? No one will want to stay ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2013 03:28 PM (TQOZk)

101 CAC, it is super fuckin' hard to gross me out, so I need to congratulate you on that.

Oh. Ah. Er. And here I was trying to visualize sexual relations between punctuation marks. Let the record show I was not having much success with that.

But I much prefer that to an alternative which has suddenly occurred to me.

Ew.

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2013 03:28 PM (7vimm)

102 people who need to be thunderfucked

Great, AtC, now when I listen to "Thunderstruck" I'm substituting your descriptive turn of phrase.

Posted by: no good deed at June 18, 2013 03:28 PM (mjR67)

103 Two scientists; one cup!

Posted by: waldo at June 18, 2013 03:28 PM (RZwdH)

104 FETAL MASTURBATION: Anti-abortion Congressman says fetuses touch themselves @ 15 wks (WATCH) http://on.ora.tv/1aqv3dx pic.twitter.com/HkzJlhseeo Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 07:16 PM (DPdf7) Less creepy I suppose than period porn. Posted by: CAC at June 18, 2013 07:20 PM (m/GP5) Any bets on just how many people in San Fransisco are getting off on that right now? They probably already get off on fetal snuff films.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 18, 2013 03:29 PM (XvHmy)

105 At Newsbusters: Senate Amnesty Supporters Boast Marco Rubio Â‘NeutralizedÂ’ Limbaugh, Fox News Menendez told me that RubioÂ’s role was to Â“work over the conservative universe, particularly the conservative opinion-maker universe,Â” in order to Â“neutralize themÂ” and, in some cases, Â“proselytize them.Â” Schumer said,

Posted by: The Obvious at June 18, 2013 03:29 PM (8q1xO)

106

Paging Bannion,

Paging Bannion.

One of my "sins" in the eyes of a certain Religiously Affiliated Hospital group with a Magic Pen, was when I cornered our Bishop Liasion from the USCCB and asked him to explain himself for saying something similar.

He was all "rah rah, soda ban good! Government must look out for people who won't look out for themselves."

I made him explain exactly how this encourages the development of virtue (rather than mere fear of the law, which is different.)

He mumbled a bit then declared he must leave to...maybe it was dinner with someone else I don't remember.

I was told this was a bad career move. . (I'd do it again in a heartbeat.)

Posted by: tsrblke at June 18, 2013 03:29 PM (GaqMa)

107 http://tinyurl.com/mnusqyu

Guy goes on a two-month overseas project

Roomies get creative

Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at June 18, 2013 03:29 PM (2iU3x)

108

That's like a period-piece right? With olden-times clothing and such?

Pleasepleasepleaseplease. Don't let it be the other type.

Cause black and pr0n is way kewl.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 18, 2013 03:30 PM (0HooB)

109 Posted by: Grey Fox at June 18, 2013 07:13 PM (Qkwxr)

If he is in my camp I'm going to beat him bloody with his own fist.

Remember doing that to your younger siblings?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2013 03:30 PM (WW8xK)

110 Fetal Masturbation would have been a fantastic name for an '80's punk band.

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2013 03:30 PM (7vimm)

111 FWIW, renunciations of US citizenship are up about 3X over typical norms since Obama took office. They'd been (relatively) constant'ish for many decades previously.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 18, 2013 03:30 PM (/gHaE)

112 Yabba Dabba Doooooo11!!!!1!!1

Posted by: Marco Rubio R-Bedrock at June 18, 2013 03:31 PM (ie+qD)

113

Shit. "Black and white pr0n."

As in photography.

Alcohol may be involved.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at June 18, 2013 03:31 PM (0HooB)

114 nood.

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2013 03:32 PM (7vimm)

115 nudity thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 18, 2013 03:32 PM (DPdf7)

116 Remember doing that to your younger siblings? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2013 07:30 PM (WW8xK) Ya know there is a reason they don't invite you over alot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2013 03:33 PM (9Bj8R)

117 >>>I think it was a couple of years ago that the horde was considering buying a decommissioned aircraft carrier from the Brits . I'm pretty sure alcohol got in the way somehow . Cheap as well , like 5 million . Posted by: Bill D. Cat
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Hell, I'm good for at least a ten spot. And if I know Sven, he'll be in for at least $100.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 18, 2013 03:33 PM (4Mv1T)

118 FWIW, renunciations of US citizenship are up about 3X over typical norms since Obama took office.

Nothing surprises me any more. I wonder, though, how many of them are rich assholes who voted for that shitbag.

In other news, I cannot believe how long it's taking me to drink myself to death. Must try harder . . .

Posted by: Peaches at June 18, 2013 03:33 PM (8lmkt)

119 a new homeland.

Mine is United States of America-shaped, though somewhat burnt and barren. Take heart. Hope is not lost - we will endure what is coming.

Posted by: The Lone Wanderer at June 18, 2013 03:34 PM (bp0IO)

120 Bye! Oklahoma has executed a 36-year-old man convicted of first-degree murder in the October 2000 stabbing deaths of a couple. James Lewis DeRosa was killed by lethal injection Tuesday evening at the Oklahoma State Penitentiary in McAlester. His time of death was 6:07 p.m. and he was the second inmate executed in Oklahoma this year. DeRosa had worked at the Le Flore County ranch owned by the victims, Curtis and Gloria Plummer. Prosecutors say DeRosa and an accomplice, 33-year-old John Eric Castleberry, slashed the Plummers' throats and made off with $73 and the couple's pickup truck, which was found abandoned at a nearby lake. The Plummers were in their 70s.

Posted by: waldo at June 18, 2013 03:34 PM (RZwdH)

121

I still have not seen anybody explain a cogent straight forward reason why the repubs are moving along with this amnesty thing. I know they say they can get the hispanic vote for doing it, but surely they know that's not true.

Anybody come up with a good explanation yet? other than they are not conservatives, I mean.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 18, 2013 03:34 PM (1wTQt)

122 74 I'm in. Sign me up as Navigator / 2nd Mate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 18, 2013 03:35 PM (u82oZ)

123

105 At Newsbusters:

Senate Amnesty Supporters Boast Marco Rubio Â‘NeutralizedÂ’ Limbaugh, Fox News

Menendez told me that RubioÂ’s role was to Â“work over the conservative universe, particularly the conservative opinion-maker universe,Â” in order to Â“neutralize themÂ” and, in some cases, Â“proselytize them.Â” Schumer said,

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Ayup.

Well some of us have been resistant to the proselytizing and neutralizing.

But this needs to go viral, and be repeated, over and over.

Question is...does Rubio know he was being used? Or did he do it on purpose, willingly.

Or is he just that fucking stupid.

Posted by: wheatie at June 18, 2013 03:35 PM (hR+mj)

124

89 Less creepy I suppose than period porn.

That's like a period-piece right? With olden-times clothing and such?

Or without olden-times clothing, if you catch my meaning.

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 18, 2013 03:35 PM (Qkwxr)

125
Liberalism 's central conceit:
People are too stupid to rule themselves, therefore people must be ruled by a government not of impersonal, arbitrary, objective laws but of compassionate, all-knowing, all-seeing, wise and fair . . . people.

Wait, what?

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2013 07:23 PM (7vimm)

Shepherd Book: A government is a body of people, usually, notably ungoverned.

I'm forced to conclude that Joss Whedon has a mouse in his pocket who can type. Because there's no way in hell a statist shitstain like Whedon wrote that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2013 03:37 PM (TIIx5)

126 I'm forced to conclude that Joss Whedon has a mouse in his pocket who can type. Because there's no way in hell a statist shitstain like Whedon wrote that.

Inspiration from God can often strike in the most unexpected and unlikely places.

Posted by: The Lone Wanderer at June 18, 2013 03:40 PM (bp0IO)

127 Awesome Piers you fucking control freak cocksucking EUroSocialist dickfucks take the 'tards and the coasts and leave us the middle...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 18, 2013 03:40 PM (LRFds)

128 Upon reflection ( huge chug of cheap wine ) , I think one of the primary bitches about the carrier was fuel consumption . My take on it was " we own a fucking aircraft carrier , we do not pay for fuel , we take it " . Prolly better we don't have one , look at the trouble the ampersand got us in .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at June 18, 2013 03:40 PM (TQOZk)

129 126 ITC, He likely didn't from what I understand the cocreator had a LOT of influence and besides if he did "BUSH!" And all that....

Posted by: sven10077 at June 18, 2013 03:42 PM (LRFds)

130 I still have not seen anybody explain a cogent straight forward reason why the repubs are moving along with this amnesty thing. I know they say they can get the hispanic vote for doing it, but surely they know that's not true.

Anybody come up with a good explanation yet? other than they are not conservatives, I mean.

I think they see illegal immigration as a sort of relief-valve against all the regulations and costs put on business. If every business (according to the theory) had to operate 100% above-board then many important and necessary businesses would be cost-ineffective. Sort of like farmers during the Great Depression not being able to sell their crops because it cost more to ship than they would gain in the market. So people who weren't on farms couldn't afford food because nobody was selling. So food was left to rot in the field.

I think they've convinced themselves that illegal immigration is actually good for business because it allows business with thin margins to operate. I think they believe that the tax burden will be on the businesses that operate with a fatter margin, and the thin margin groups avoid this because they pay fewer taxes.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 18, 2013 03:45 PM (yKTI2)

131 131 Bonhomme, That may be the lie the tell themselves but if so fuck them remove the regulatory games and allow America to fucking compete.... Asshole weak lazy GOP

Posted by: sven10077 at June 18, 2013 03:49 PM (LRFds)

132 That quote fro Shephard Book sounds like something from the Devil's Dictionary.

Posted by: Beelzabuuba at June 18, 2013 03:49 PM (hX22S)

133 Ace,

I recommend you add to the weekly stats "douchebagginess", calculated by how many times someone does any variant of "first" or "sixth" or whatever.

The race to 666 is not to be interfered with.

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at June 18, 2013 04:10 PM (1efte)

134 36 >>>I hope Piers isn't one of our camp guards. Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Oh, but I hope he is.

BWUHAHAHAHA

Exactly. He'll be good practice.

Posted by: Bob, Henchman at Large at June 18, 2013 04:11 PM (1efte)

135 "I can't buy aKinder egg in Wal-Mart. I can't buy six packets of Sudafed in Wal-Mart. I can't buy certain types of French cheese in Wal-Mart." So instead of making this statement and realizing how ridiculous our nanny regulations have become you conclude that we need more of them.

Posted by: Serena at June 18, 2013 05:07 PM (QHKVz)

136

Posted by: waldo at June 18, 2013 07:34 PM (RZwdH)

Scratch another Obama voter.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 18, 2013 05:10 PM (Z2Bkq)

137 I laughed like two five year old boys in a fart contest.

Posted by: Brad at June 18, 2013 05:55 PM (MpnLF)

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