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November 24, 2013

Political thread
— Gang of Gaming Morons!

Here is your political thread

Posted by: Gang of Gaming Morons! at 11:25 AM | Comments (100)
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1 I think I will use it to sew a button into my pants.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 24, 2013 11:26 AM (jucos)

2 pffft.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 11:26 AM (1Y+hH)

3 First!

Posted by: John F'n kerry, Sec of State at November 24, 2013 11:30 AM (pJF+c)

4 Just think if we actually had an opposition party who would speak up and oppose all of the lawlessness and fecklessness of this regime. Wouldn't that be great?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 24, 2013 11:31 AM (jucos)

5 Nood thread to ignore...

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 11:32 AM (1Y+hH)

Does this political thread invoke the Nuclear Option, or have we just yielded that tactic to Iran?

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 24, 2013 11:34 AM (vvk2F)

7 Twitter has Gutfield describing Iran deal in 8 words: We pay you not to mug us yet.

I need one:
Tribute.

Posted by: Al at November 24, 2013 11:36 AM (9ynpo)

8 No gun thread and no elbow thread. My Platinum Membership isn't worth the transient cull I traded for it.

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 11:36 AM (QupBk)

9 I am reading John BoltonÂ’s opinion of the Â“treatyÂ” with Iran, itÂ’s in The Weekly Standard. IÂ’ll post link later. IÂ’m reading on my iPad. This is laptop. I canÂ’t cut & paste on iPad or iPhone. I know others can, do not have hand coordination. it is so windy and cold outside here near Boston. Windchill is 10 according to TWC app.

Posted by: Carol T at November 24, 2013 11:36 AM (z4WKX)

10 I am deeply disturbed by the lack of a football thread. There was no gun thread, either. I am srsly thinking about canceling my platinum membership.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 11:37 AM (8lmkt)

11 Hi Peaches! Carol

Posted by: Carol T at November 24, 2013 11:37 AM (z4WKX)

12 Jizya to Shiites? The Sunnis won't like that

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 24, 2013 11:38 AM (zihxQ)

13 Hey, Carol! I hear it's a little on the chilly side back there. I hope Seyton Manning freezes his nuts off at Foxboro tonight.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 11:38 AM (8lmkt)

14 There was no gun thread, either. Seriously. I have two ammo deals I was going to publicize.

Posted by: toby928© at November 24, 2013 11:39 AM (QupBk)

15
Dear Diary,

I was extremely frustrated as the Secretary of Health and Human Services because I was never able to be myself. I had strong desires, but was unable to express them because of the political firestorm my revelations would have created.

I'm now employed in California, but still unable to make a public comment about my feelings, and will probably take this burden to the grave. It's a terrible feeling knowing others suspect you of having certain peccadilloes, but you're unable to live your life in the open.

I have one close friend in California, and she is sworn to secrecy about my personal life, and I trust her implicitly not to disclose my secret. We spend nights together at home so as not to be in the public eye. I enjoy my time with her, and only wish we could be open and honest about our friendship.

I leave you with this one thought diary, and it's not humane for any human to be unable to express their desires openly. I will remain secretive with my burden, but for you diary, you know I will forever love the pussy and it's lovely taste and smell.

Best Regards Diary,

JN

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at November 24, 2013 11:39 AM (pJF+c)

16 Check the hate speech by the tolerant left a against Bibi and Israel on Twitchy. I used to think that the Nazis had so defamed Jew hatred that it would never rise again in my lifetime. Wrong again.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 24, 2013 11:40 AM (PjgvN)

Hey everyone. Daywalkers and Nightstalkers gather!

I miss Bill Shulz. *sniff* Whyyyyyyyy! Yeah, he's a liberal, but a good one. I don't even want to watch Redeye anymore. F you guys.

Posted by: kalneva at November 24, 2013 11:41 AM (XyrkB)

18 Hi all! How do I get that platinum membership I keep hearing about? It's 26F and raining in my slice of heaven so I am not going hobo hunting!

Posted by: tbodie at November 24, 2013 11:41 AM (cK3Ih)

19 So it's a political thread, but not an open thread? These rules are getting complicated.

Posted by: rickl at November 24, 2013 11:43 AM (sdi6R)

20 Canada not happy with Iran deal, announces their sanctions will remain in place. Canucks, smarter than Obama.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 11:43 AM (1Y+hH)

21 Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) panned the new nuclear agreement with Iran on Sunday, insisting it Â“does not seem proportional.Â” Schumer, the No. 3 Democrat in the Senate and a strong supporter of Israel, said that Iran got much more than it gave up in the deal. Even a broke clock is right once or twice a day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2013 11:44 AM (t3UFN)

22 Canucks, smarter than Obama. Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 03:43 PM (1Y+hH) Low bar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2013 11:44 AM (t3UFN)

23 20, That's not a high bar!

Posted by: kalneva at November 24, 2013 11:44 AM (XyrkB)

24 I am deeply disturbed by the lack of a football thread.

Likewise. But I guess that's why God made Twitter.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 24, 2013 11:44 AM (hO8IJ)

25 I am deeply disturbed by the lack of a football thread. You must not be a Jet Fan

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2013 11:45 AM (t3UFN)

26 Check the hate speech by the tolerant left a against Bibi and Israel on Twitchy. I used to think that the Nazis had so defamed Jew hatred that it would never rise again in my lifetime. Wrong again. *** It's despicable but Bibi, Israelis actually, have dealt with hate throughout. It's nothing new to them. That said, I tweeted him to state that although there are bad apples in every community, the majority of Americans love Israel.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 11:45 AM (DmNpO)

27 Low bar Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2013 03:44 PM (t3UFN)

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 11:46 AM (MpP9p)

28 Shameless Liar: Kerry Claims There Is Â“No DaylightÂ” Between Israel And U.S. On IranÂ…

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2013 11:46 AM (t3UFN)

29 Posted by: kalneva at November 24, 2013 03:44 PM (XyrkB) Thanks for noticing my open barn door. The horses might gotten lost.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 11:46 AM (1Y+hH)

30 Has HClinton weighed in yet?

Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 24, 2013 11:47 AM (YLPUC)

31 Yo. Sup haterz?

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 24, 2013 11:48 AM (Xvx1q)

32 >>Has HClinton weighed in yet? Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots She said pant suits are the bomb.

Posted by: Aviator at November 24, 2013 11:48 AM (DI+ja)

33 Texans on a drive

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 24, 2013 11:49 AM (zihxQ)

34 You must not be a Jet Fan

Wait, they still have fans?

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 11:49 AM (8lmkt)

35 Has HClinton weighed in yet? Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 24, 2013 03:47 PM (YLPUC) I'm betting on something north of 225?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2013 11:49 AM (t3UFN)

36
This agreement is simply a continuation of my Reset Policy!

Posted by: H R Clinton at November 24, 2013 11:50 AM (pJF+c)

37 Texans on a drive *** I wouldn't count on that two-point conversion. At this point, I wouldn't even count on the TD.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 11:50 AM (DmNpO)

38 it is so windy and cold outside here near Boston. Windchill is 10 according to TWC app. Posted by: Carol T at November 24, 2013 03:36 PM

Northeast of ya on the coast, Carol, where it's 24 and blowin' a gale. Don't know what the wind chill number is, and don't want to know.

Damn. If I was at the football game, I'd want to set a few spectators on hand for some heat. The Boston teevee stations have made me hate all professional sports teams located in MA.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 24, 2013 11:50 AM (kaGpp)

39 I like the Chicago Bears to win the World Series.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at November 24, 2013 11:50 AM (Dwehj)

40 OMG, Vendette, kalneva, Y-not, Niedermeyer . . . the 'ettes are out in force today! Waves pompoms!!!

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 11:51 AM (8lmkt)

41 GAME OVER!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 11:51 AM (DmNpO)

42
Hillary had this deal in the bag, but President Obama saved it for a more opportune time when he needed an ace on the hole.

Posted by: BillyBob Clinton at November 24, 2013 11:51 AM (pJF+c)

43 KC kicker has a good pron stache. Is it OK to mention football?

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 11:52 AM (1Y+hH)

44 Abject Surrender by John Bolton from TWS is below: http://tinyurl.com/lfs487h I always plan to cancel my subscription but their website is great, so I keep it up.

Posted by: Carol T at November 24, 2013 11:53 AM (z4WKX)

45 ... and that's it. Fumbled and Jags recovered. Texans are the nfl's Obamacare

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 24, 2013 11:53 AM (zihxQ)

46 Schumer doesn't like the deal? Ut-oh.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 11:53 AM (1Y+hH)

47 KC kicker has a good pron stache. *** I think Tucker has one now too.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 11:54 AM (DmNpO)

48 Is it OK to mention football? Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 03:52 PM (1Y+hH) Grey Cup in a little over two hours! NBC Sports Network. Hamilton Tiger-Cats at the Saskatchewan Roughriders, in Regina, Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 11:54 AM (MpP9p)

49 Canucks, smarter than Obama. Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 03:43 PM (1Y+hH) Almost everyone is smarter than The JEF!

Posted by: Carol T at November 24, 2013 11:54 AM (z4WKX)

50 And the Bucs have a shot at beating Detroit, although it could easily tie.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 11:54 AM (DmNpO)

51 Referees at San Diego - Chiefs game worn out, finally slowing down the flag throwing.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 11:54 AM (1Y+hH)

52 Referees at San Diego - Chiefs game worn out, finally slowing down the flag throwing. *** Ugly game?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 11:56 AM (DmNpO)

53 My Father in Law always said that there would be another Holocaust.... I am just happy he is no longer alive to see it happen.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 24, 2013 11:57 AM (jucos)

54 Is the Airing of Grievances still in effect?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 24, 2013 11:57 AM (oFCZn)

55 hmm Forte got hurt

Posted by: The Dude at November 24, 2013 11:57 AM (vJdyz)

56
Schumer is very busy calming the masses because Bill de Blasio is a Marxist, but he's better than the republican Bloomingberg.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at November 24, 2013 11:58 AM (pJF+c)

57 Is the Airing of Grievances still in effect?

you're soaking in it . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 11:59 AM (8lmkt)

58 Pillow fight followed by hair braiding!

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 24, 2013 12:00 PM (jZ8D/)

59 Peaches it is very cold here. My dryer is in the back hall, which leads to a porch. I have to get a new roof. In January I had someone here from MA Saves and I can finally, for once in my life, get something free. 75% up to $2,000 per unit for insulation. First the roof had been fixed from four years ago. I called and he came out & said it didnÂ’t leak now. Then I had to have wall fixed. The room is unoccupied and thatÂ’s done. My older brother is having some new windows put in, and I wanted one up in that room. They told me over a month ago I need new roof. IÂ’m getting a steel door for that back hall when they do the windows and roof. Steel will do much more than the wooden door with a window. I told Tony I only want a tiny window, one that I can look out when it snows. HeÂ’s supposed to do all this the second week in December. Right now I am in my living room and itÂ’s toasty warm in here. Kitchen is next to hall and itÂ’s at least ten degrees colder in there.

Posted by: Carol T at November 24, 2013 12:01 PM (z4WKX)

60 My Father in Law always said that there would be another Holocaust.... I am just happy he is no longer alive to see it happen. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 24, 2013 03:57 PM (jucos) I'm very afraid that may very well be true

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 24, 2013 12:02 PM (t3UFN)

61 Schumer doesn't like the deal? Ut-oh. Posted by: Meremortal He will require some re-education on this matter.

Posted by: Commisar Jarrett at November 24, 2013 12:02 PM (v6hyJ)

62 Almost everyone is smarter than The JEF! Posted by: Carol T at November 24, 2013 03:54 PM

Except maybe the Republicans.

Who is raising "security" concerns about the surrender to Iran? The hey-we-want-amnesty crowd (Boner, Cantor, Rubio, Flake, et. al.). I haven't seen anything from McCain or his butt-boy Miss Lindsey yet, but I'm sure they'll weigh in as well.

Of course none of them have the nerve to suggest that Choom Boy ought to lose his job over repeated abject capitulations to Muzzie terrorists, but hey, you can't have everything.

What we CAN have -- and it seems more likely than ever -- is a good ol' nuclear war.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 24, 2013 12:02 PM (kaGpp)

63 What I wouldn't give to trade J F'ng K for Bibi. Well, the Israelis clearly need Bibi more than ever now. My prayers are with them.

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at November 24, 2013 12:02 PM (QzhM4)

64 San Diego is giving KC all it can handle. 34-31 SD, 6 minutes left, KC with the ball.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 12:03 PM (MpP9p)

65 And now San Diego with the ball. Bettors freaking.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 12:04 PM (1Y+hH)

66 Has HClinton weighed in yet? Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots At this point, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!!!

Posted by: Hilary Rodham Clinton, bitchez at November 24, 2013 12:05 PM (v6hyJ)

67 Nothing like giving the bears several extra downs to get the TD, refs. BS calls.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 24, 2013 12:05 PM (bCEmE)

68 Posted by: MrScribbler at November 24, 2013 04:02 PM (kaGpp) Mr Scribbler, I heard Graham on CNN last night after one of the speeches. I donÂ’t remember if it was after TFG or Kerry. I have television off. Why waste electricity when IÂ’m not paying attention to it? I had it off all day yesterday until about ten pm.

Posted by: Carol T at November 24, 2013 12:07 PM (z4WKX)

69 TB-D with 37 FF points against Detroit today.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 24, 2013 12:07 PM (DmNpO)

70 Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 03:54 PM (MpP9p) Nice. I have a dear Canadian friend who is totally excited.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 12:08 PM (1Y+hH)

71 Where the boobehs? Where the elbows? Where the babes with pretty faces and elbows and boobehs? Nuke Iran. Impeach Obozo. Nuke the North Koreans. Get the babes up.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 24, 2013 12:09 PM (WLpAT)

72 Hey, what are the odds that Hilary will "reintroduce" herself to America by appearing as a contestant on "The Biggest Loser"? I'm sure she has a thing for Jillian. If she does well she could tout her weight loss as great experience for a potential President, much like Obama claimed that running a winning campaign provided all the training he needed to become a (totally shitty) President.

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at November 24, 2013 12:09 PM (QzhM4)

73 Almost everyone is smarter than The JEF! Posted by: Carol T at November 24, 2013 03:54 PM (z4WKX) D'oh! What the fuck what I thinking?

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 12:10 PM (1Y+hH)

74 That was a bogus call vs the Rams.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 24, 2013 12:11 PM (AstdR)

75 Nice. I have a dear Canadian friend who is totally excited. Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 04:08 PM (1Y+hH) If you can convince your Canadian friend to go to a Grey Cup with you, get thee to Canuckistan, particularly if the game is in Winnipeg, Regina, Calgary, Hamilton, or Edmonton. You'll have a great time. The fun starts in earnest on Wednesday and keeps going until way after the game on Sunday. But since the hometown team is playing in the game, people in Regina have been drinking since the western conference final last Sunday.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 12:11 PM (MpP9p)

76 I wish I was kidding but if Hilary "humanizes" herself by doing Biggest Loser and Dancing with the Stars, she's a friggin lock in 2016.

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at November 24, 2013 12:12 PM (QzhM4)

77 Food thread up.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at November 24, 2013 12:13 PM (bCEmE)

78 Oh, and she should sing the National Anthem at opening day in Yankee Stadium. She's from NY, right?

Posted by: Z as in Jersey at November 24, 2013 12:14 PM (QzhM4)

79 Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:11 PM (MpP9p) I'd love that. She's from Northern Ontario, Neil's Young's home town, where she said he's known as the town drunk. I've only been to the general Calgary area. Spectacular!

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 12:14 PM (1Y+hH)

80 Hi Vendette, After four plus months, I finally received a credit for the flag! They should have given me the flag for nothing.

Posted by: Carol T at November 24, 2013 12:15 PM (z4WKX)

81 I just reread Animal Farm for the first time since high school. My main takeaway is that Orwell was predicting Jay Carney when he wrote the character of Squealer.

Posted by: jakeman at November 24, 2013 12:16 PM (g1ISx)

82 Food thread up. Posted by: Tami at November 24, 2013 04:13 PM (bCEmE) Get out of town. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 12:16 PM (1Y+hH)

83 I've only been to the general Calgary area. Spectacular! Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 04:14 PM (1Y+hH) You poor thing. (I'm from 3 hours north of Cowtown, so while the scenery is nice, you can do better.) Waits for Gingy... (Seriously, go to a Grey Cup.)

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 12:17 PM (MpP9p)

84 After four plus months, I finally received a credit for the flag! They should have given me the flag for nothing. Posted by: Carol T at November 24, 2013 04:15 PM (z4WKX) Sigh. If you want to give it another shot, let me know.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 12:17 PM (MpP9p)

85 KC up 38-34 with 1:22 left.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 12:19 PM (MpP9p)

86 eriously, go to a Grey Cup.) Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:17 PM (MpP9p) It sounds like a win-win, Vendette, thanks for the advice!

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 12:20 PM (1Y+hH)

87 It sounds like a win-win, Vendette, thanks for the advice! Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 04:20 PM (1Y+hH) And you must go to the Spirit of Edmonton breakfast, with the world-infamous Sluice Juice.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 12:22 PM (MpP9p)

88 TD San Diego!!! 24 seconds left.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 12:26 PM (MpP9p)

89 Wow, who puts 40 points on the Chiefs at home?

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 12:26 PM (1Y+hH)

90 And you must go to the Spirit of Edmonton breakfast, with the world-infamous Sluice Juice. Sluice Juice. I'll have to ask her about that.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 12:28 PM (1Y+hH)

91 Meremortal, I've had my fair share of Sluice Juice. As far as I know it's vodka, OJ, and Mountain Dew.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 12:29 PM (MpP9p)

92 Sounds good, and just like something she'd drink heavily.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 12:31 PM (1Y+hH)

93 Chargers win!

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 12:35 PM (MpP9p)

94 Wooo!! Later, Ven, been a slice.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 24, 2013 12:39 PM (1Y+hH)

95 See ya later, Meremortal!

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 12:41 PM (MpP9p)

96 Where the boobehs?
Where the elbows?
Where the babes with pretty faces and elbows and boobehs?
Nuke Iran.
Impeach Obozo.
Nuke the North Koreans.
Get the babes up.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at November 24, 2013 04:09 PM (WLpAT)

I would say that's all the food groups.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at November 24, 2013 12:43 PM (FMbng)

97 We need boobehs!!! Well, not me personally, but I'm agitating for the 'rons.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 12:49 PM (8lmkt)

98 How Green Bay came back to get to OT, I have no clue (seriously, I don't because I didn't have the game until the OT).

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 12:53 PM (MpP9p)

99 GB-MN ends in a tie, 26-26.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 12:58 PM (MpP9p)

100 GB-MN ends in a tie, 26-26.

Posted by: Vendette at November 24, 2013 04:58 PM (MpP9p)

And that is, like, 45 minutes I will never get back. Giant fuckin' pain in the ass on Fox's part. I would like to see the Sowgirls-Giants, please. If it's not too much fuckin' trouble.

Posted by: Peaches at November 24, 2013 01:09 PM (8lmkt)

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