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December 04, 2013

READY///Poll: 78% of Americans want congress drug tested
— Purple Avenger

...The latest research from YouGov shows that Americans support requiring welfare recipients (64%) to submit to drug tests, but are even more in favor of requiring Congressmen (78%) to also prove that they do not take illegal drugs. People are only more likely to support requiring airline pilots (87%) to submit to random drug tests...

The dude collecting carts in a Home Depot parking lot has to do it, and the fate of the country isn't riding on his shoulders. So, hell yea.

OAB -- trust us

TNH -- show me

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 07:39 AM | Comments (189)
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1 Firstish?

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at December 04, 2013 07:41 AM (080XV)

Make all congressional staffers pee in the cup. That'll be more fun and it'll catch more ne'er-do-wells who just want to be little power brokers.

Posted by: Furious George at December 04, 2013 07:42 AM (yFb77)

3 The dude collecting carts in a Home Depot parking lot has to do it, and the fate of the country isn't riding on his shoulders. So, hell yea. Ding ding ding! Winner!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 07:43 AM (p9JxP)

4 President, too. If the military has to pee in the cup, why not the CINC?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 04, 2013 07:43 AM (YEelc)

5 This is the type of program I want to see on DogTV: http://goo.gl/AYQQQg

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 04, 2013 07:43 AM (kkbgQ)

6 Why do you think I keep my hair so short?

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at December 04, 2013 07:44 AM (WGm5T)

7 TFG needs to pee first. I'm pretty sure he'd fail the drug test, just like everything else he does.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 07:44 AM (lVPtV)

8 WH too?

Posted by: USA at December 04, 2013 07:44 AM (VIaw0)

9 Blood Test, too.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2013 07:44 AM (U1Woe)

10 Make all Boy Scouts who visit Capitol Hill pee in a cup. In my office.

Posted by: Harry Reid at December 04, 2013 07:44 AM (yFb77)

11 President, too. If the military has to pee in the cup, why not the CINC?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 04, 2013 11:43 AM (YEelc)

This. I want to know if King Barry is still smokin' the choom or candying his nose.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2013 07:44 AM (DrWcr)

12 I want the POTUS to pee in the bottle, thank you very much.

Let's see what Valerie Ferret has him doped up on this week.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2013 07:44 AM (YTMHl)

13 I'd like a law that says any law they make, they have to follow. Times two.

Posted by: mama winger at December 04, 2013 07:44 AM (P6QsQ)

14 Start with the President, the VP, the Natl Security Adviser, and work your way down.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 04, 2013 07:45 AM (66xMn)

15 I'm going to break with a lot of you here and say that I believe that the true conservative position should be that the government keep its hands off peoples bodily fluids.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 04, 2013 07:45 AM (7ObY1)

16 The latest research from YouGov shows that Americans support requiring welfare recipients (64%) to submit to drug tests Welfare recipients - Congress. BIRM.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 07:45 AM (p9JxP)

17 The dude collecting carts in a Home Depot parking lot has to do it, and the fate of the country isn't riding on his shoulders.

Except for the Social Security tax and Medicare tax coming out of his $8/hr.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 04, 2013 07:45 AM (/kI1Q)

18 I don't believe congressmen's brains are on drugs they are just brain dead.

Posted by: Styro at December 04, 2013 07:46 AM (MheaI)

19 I believe this is the most rayciss idea evah! /s for those who may be in doubt.

Posted by: tbodie at December 04, 2013 07:46 AM (ndxIr)

I'm going to break with a lot of you here and say that I believe that the true conservative position should be that the government keep its hands off peoples bodily fluids.

Congress isn't people.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2013 07:46 AM (U1Woe)

21 I saw Piss in the Bottle open for the MC5 in '67 at the Winterland Ballroom. Was a good show until a riot broke out between the mods and the rockers.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 04, 2013 07:46 AM (LSJmV)

22 Bourbon is not a gateway drug.

Posted by: John Boehner at December 04, 2013 07:47 AM (yFb77)

23 I can barely get my dick inside the bottle.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2013 07:47 AM (C4743)

24 You are kidding? I mean we can't even require ID's to vote for these assholes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 07:47 AM (aDwsi)

25 He does look like he's doped during his speeches. eyelids are very heavy.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at December 04, 2013 07:47 AM (LsF5M)

26 I'm sure Barney Frank will be willing to be an observer for the testing. Man needs a job nowadays.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 04, 2013 07:47 AM (ODsL5)

27 I had to do it to be able to drive my own damn wrecker starting in 1996. Fair's fair.

Posted by: backhoe at December 04, 2013 07:47 AM (ULH4o)

28 OAB? TNH?

Posted by: RWC at December 04, 2013 07:47 AM (fWAjv)

29 I'm going to break with a lot of you here and say that I believe that the true conservative position should be that the government keep its hands off peoples bodily fluids. I'm sure everyone here feels that way. But until they do, NO EXCEPTIONS, NO EXEMPTIONS.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 07:47 AM (p9JxP)

30 How can 22% NOT want them drug tested? Christ, a quarter of our country is absolutely fuckin stupid and useless...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 04, 2013 07:48 AM (vHRtU)

31 I'm sure Barney Frank will be willing to be an observer for the testing. Man needs a job nowadays.

Posted by: NR Pax at December 04, 2013 11:47 AM (ODsL5)

He'd volunteer to collect the specimens in his mouth.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2013 07:48 AM (DrWcr)

32 Ehh. Got it.

Posted by: RWC at December 04, 2013 07:48 AM (fWAjv)

33 Who's going to volunteer to watch Maxine Waters pee in a cup?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 07:48 AM (aDwsi)

34 25 He does look like he's doped during his speeches. eyelids are very heavy. --- Much like JFK, they're probably giving him all kinds of stuff to make him presentable in public.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2013 07:48 AM (/Crba)

35 23 I can barely get my dick inside the bottle.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 04, 2013 11:47 AM (C4743)

coffee meet keyboard

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 07:48 AM (lVPtV)

36 OAB? TNH?

Posted by: RWC at December 04, 2013 11:47 AM (fWAjv)

Old

And

Busted

The

New

Hotness

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2013 07:48 AM (DrWcr)

37 Old and busted. The new hawtness?

Posted by: Furious George at December 04, 2013 07:48 AM (yFb77)

38 CTL ATL DEL Congress.... Its time for a Reboot... Throw them ALL out, and start over.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2013 07:48 AM (lZBBB)

39 Here, hold my leathery flaps, dear.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 04, 2013 07:48 AM (C4743)

40 Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2013 11:48 AM (DrWcr) Thanks. Realized it right after I hit send.

Posted by: RWC at December 04, 2013 07:49 AM (fWAjv)

41 LSD in the Congressional water supply would explain much.

Posted by: toby928© goes Godwin before 100 comments at December 04, 2013 07:49 AM (QupBk)

I'll do it.

Can't be worse than what I had to do for Whitney.

Posted by: Bobby Brown at December 04, 2013 07:49 AM (U1Woe)

43 "I'm going to break with a lot of you here and say that I believe that the true conservative position should be that the government keep its hands off peoples bodily fluids."

Well, surely yes.

But if there is a dumb law in place, which has been imposed on some but not all, why not invoke the dogfood rule and impose it on the imposers? Sauce for the goose and all that.

There's a (possibly apocryphal) quote from Ulysses S. Grant about how the fastest way to secure the repeal of stupid laws is via their vigorous application.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2013 07:49 AM (YTMHl)

44 Who's going to volunteer to watch Maxine Waters pee in a cup?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 11:48 AM (aDwsi)

That's not my particular kink, but I'm open to new experiences.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 04, 2013 07:49 AM (DrWcr)

45 Piss we much.

Posted by: Rev Al at December 04, 2013 07:49 AM (LSJmV)

46 41 LSD in the Congressional water supply would explain much. --- I think doing that would probably IMPROVE the quality we're seeing. If the walls are running and Palomino Pelosi is trying to claw her eyes out, she's not trying to push through crap bills.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2013 07:49 AM (/Crba)

47 Oddly, My wife, (DoD employee) has to pee in a cup and did a couple of months back. Odd that congress and their staff doesn't.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 04, 2013 07:49 AM (GaqMa)

48 Who's going to volunteer to watch Maxine Waters pee in a cup?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 11:48 AM (aDwsi)

I wouldn't even do that via a remote video feed for $1 million.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at December 04, 2013 07:49 AM (6T8Ay)

49 Naah.. I say put all Congress-critters on heavy meds... daily dose of heroin, preferably..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2013 07:50 AM (f9c2L)

50 Bourbon is not a gateway drug. Posted by: John Boehner at December 04, 2013 11:47 AM (yFb77) This may be the only thing Mr. Boehner has ever said that I agree with.

Posted by: tbodie at December 04, 2013 07:50 AM (ndxIr)

51 Here, hold my leathery flaps, dear. Posted by: Nancy Pelosi ----------------- You can have that fixed, you know.

Posted by: Flapless Sydney Leathers at December 04, 2013 07:50 AM (aDwsi)

52 Omg joe Biden sock - I'm at work here!!! That just won the internet

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 04, 2013 07:50 AM (F+ZCA)

53 My wife, (DoD employee) has to pee in a cup and did a couple of months back. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 04, 2013 11:49 AM (GaqMa)

Your wife knows she's not allowed to be a liberal in DoD, right?

Things might.....happen.

Jus' sayin'

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at December 04, 2013 07:51 AM (6T8Ay)

54 I want Carney Barker to piss in a cup, too. He has to be on something to lie as easily as he does every day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 07:51 AM (lVPtV)

55 Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2013 11:49 AM (YTMHl) WRT the "dumb laws." I'd note two things: 1) Home Depot requiring pissing in a cup is a private organization protecting itself. 2) I don't think it's anti-conservative to suggest people getting Tax dollars (either welfare or congress) show they aren't...recreating too much. I suppose there's an argument to be made that if Chicago chooses to elect a drug addled congressman, they should have the right to do so, but I can see an argument that this must be disclosed.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 04, 2013 07:52 AM (GaqMa)

56 Joe Biden: "How do you say 'Hold my beer' in Chinese?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 07:52 AM (aDwsi)

57 What a shock. Obama is back to race baiting again today. I really hate this asshole.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2013 07:52 AM (g1DWB)

"For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, and so say all of us!"

You want me (us) to do what in that cup? Get out of here!

Posted by: Barry Sotero, Barack Obama, Barack Hussein Obama II, at December 04, 2013 07:53 AM (BAS5M)

None of the old drug panels either. We need to account for synthetic marijuana too.

Choom boy has been chooming for years, they got better at it, and standard testing has not kept up.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 04, 2013 07:53 AM (TOk1P)

60 ##I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Posted by: Brig. Gen Jack D. Ripper at December 04, 2013 07:53 AM (lZBBB)

61 I want the POTUS to pee in the bottle, thank you very much.

Let's see what Valerie Ferret has him doped up on this week.

This. Because the answer is probably "everything".

Posted by: Ian S. at December 04, 2013 07:53 AM (B/VB5)

62 I like my Congressional representatives to be free thinkers. Up twinkles to dope.

Posted by: Occupie JailCell, Inc at December 04, 2013 07:53 AM (KQp38)

63 I have had the senate draft a new law that has a few provisions:

Congress has to take random drug screenings.

    - Except if they dont want to or had a bender with hookers last weekend.   In that case I shall exempt them.
        --   Unless of course that congressperson is Republican in which case the Drug screening will pre-done and results sent to the NYT before the congressperson was administered the test.

Also The POTUS will do the test but any illegal substance in his urine or blood or hair is automatically considered legal, and will be considered a non issue.

#BOOMBitches
#TeflonPres
#Iamblacksoyoucantsayanythingbadaboutmeevenifitstruesothere

Posted by: Emperor Barak I at December 04, 2013 07:54 AM (DVC2D)

64 I've had to take exactly one drug test in my working career. EDS required a hair sample when I worked as a contractor for them a couple of decades ago.

Posted by: toby928© goes Godwin before 100 comments at December 04, 2013 07:54 AM (QupBk)

65
When getting pee tested, I always use my best friend's pee from a bottle and the rubes go for it every time.

Posted by: Jo Jo Biden at December 04, 2013 07:54 AM (pJF+c)

66 THIS OUTRAGE WILL NOT STAND

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at December 04, 2013 07:54 AM (SY2Kh)

67 Let congress piss in a bottle, don't come over to the WH. Reggie and I are busy.

Posted by: Barry, Chom leader at December 04, 2013 07:54 AM (0FSuD)

68 Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2013 11:51 AM (6T8Ay) Her coworkers (and the pains of Government procurement) are finally wearing her down! She's gone from happy go lucky liberal to "Why the fuck is the government so big?" I approve of this change. Granted she's still woefully LIV on most things. But she's starting to understand that charity starts with us, not IRS. (SWIDT?)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 04, 2013 07:54 AM (GaqMa)

69 "Bourbon is not a gateway drug."

Yes it is.

To more expensive bourbon.

A friend ran a few tastes of exquisite small batch artisanal bourbons past me. I ranked them (with the lowest score being "superb") and then asked about how much they cost.

The CHEAPEST of the lot ran about a c-note per bottle. Not that big a bottle.

Fortunately my inner cheapskate won out. For now.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2013 07:54 AM (YTMHl)

70 Joe Biden: "How do you say 'Hold my beer' in Chinese?" First, go to China?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 07:55 AM (p9JxP)

"Assad must go!"

Totally OT, I know, but I remembered President Serious saying that on the way into work this morning and cracked myself up.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 04, 2013 07:55 AM (A0sHn)

72 Blood Test, too.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2013 11:44 AM (U1Woe)

And a prostate exam.

Even the women.

Because Obamacare.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 07:55 AM (zF6Iw)

73 No one is touching my precious bodily fluids!

Posted by: General Jack Ripper at December 04, 2013 07:55 AM (oFCZn)

74 Actually, I'd rather have congress etc. take mental health tests. How many would pass that?

...we could call it "the great purge"....

Posted by: shibumi at December 04, 2013 07:55 AM (25HWz)

75 She's gone from happy go lucky liberal to "Why the fuck is the government so big?" Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 04, 2013 11:54 AM (GaqMa)

It's so big, because there's no penalty for being inefficient.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at December 04, 2013 07:55 AM (6T8Ay)

76 True story:

worked for a frim that had a contract with a bigger firm. One condition was that our employees had to be randomly drug-tested just like the big firms employees.

One day, my boss told me and our secreatary that we needed to do a pee test. We drove over to the testing office. I was done in 5 minutes, and waited for the secretary.

I wound up waiting for close to an HOUR. It took so long, I called my boss while I was waiting just so he wasn't wondering "WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE TWO?"

Sure enough, about three weeks later, she got fired for having some ganja in her results....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 04, 2013 07:56 AM (wtvvX)

77 I am all for this, but who is going to administer the tests? Another DC bureaucrat agency? That will end well. I suspect every (D) would be clean as a whistle every time while the World's Worst (R) of the Moment would have "inconclusive" results.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at December 04, 2013 07:56 AM (vg8iE)

78 I like my Congressional representatives to be free thinkers. Up twinkles to dope. Dope. Twinkies. Mmmmmmmm.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 07:56 AM (p9JxP)

79 "Bourbon is not a gateway drug."

Yes it is.

To more expensive bourbon.

This.

OMFG...THIS.

Help meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at December 04, 2013 07:57 AM (6T8Ay)

80 I am curious how the no drug policy will be crashing into the "hooray marijuana is legal" people in Washington and Colorado. Will businesses be forced to accept marijuana use by employees but not other drugs or will they be allowed to keep saying "you are fired" to any drugs detected. We have a whole lot of stoned people working here these days.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 04, 2013 07:57 AM (RZ8pf)

81 I fear the weight of the urine testing equipment could, uh, make the Capitol capSIZE.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at December 04, 2013 07:58 AM (pj6Nr)

82 Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2013 11:49 AM (YTMHl) IMO there are a couple of things needed to save the US. 1. The idea of Sovereign immunity destroys the idea that we are a Republic, answerable to the People. The Gov says without it they would be mired in Lawsuits, but make it a loser pays system???? 2. All laws must be applicable to the Government as well as the Citizen. You can't say its against the Law to lie to a cop, and then say its OK for a cop to Lie to a Citizen. Its NOT OK for Congress to exempt themselves from the laws they place on us. These two things would reign in many abuses of power.... which is of course, why they will never happen.

Posted by: Brig. Gen Jack D. Ripper at December 04, 2013 07:59 AM (lZBBB)

83 We have a whole lot of stoned people working here these days.
Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 04, 2013 11:57 AM (RZ8pf)

I take it this is not a new development either.

It is Seattle after all.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at December 04, 2013 07:59 AM (6T8Ay)

84 33 Who's going to volunteer to watch Maxine Waters pee in a cup? Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 11:48 AM (aDwsi) Have the TSA do it. It would serve them and it, right.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 04, 2013 07:59 AM (k1moj)

85 First, go to China? Posted by: rickb223 Uh, right. Done. Biden arrives in China : http://tinyurl.com/orrk42c

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 07:59 AM (aDwsi)

86 Dope. Twinkies. Mmmmmmmm. Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 11:56 AM

...and occupie. I like pie.

Posted by: Occupie JailCell, Inc at December 04, 2013 08:00 AM (KQp38)

87 Come to think of it, I'd also really like to see a genetics test on the POTUS to go along with the drug test.

Observe that the Mooch had one of those 23-And-Me style genomics surveys run on herself (before her husband's FDA banned them recently) and she released the results.

Mooch's husband didn't follow her lead. I suspect he may have reasons for that.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2013 08:01 AM (YTMHl)

88 Hahahaha! @patsajak President might want to spread out his speeches a bit more. I still hadn't come down from the high of yesterday's.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 04, 2013 08:01 AM (bCEmE)

89 Sean, it is actually way more obvious and out in the open now. Like some of the younger workers honestly think that because it is legal that means it is ok to smoke on breaks like cigarettes.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 04, 2013 08:01 AM (RZ8pf)

90 there is nothing wrong with an employer (us as citizens) asking employees (scumbags in DC) to prove they are not on drugs, this is not jackbooted thugs coming into your home and demanding your bodily fluids with no supportable reason or justification - we pay these people a lot of money

think of it as us "thanking them for their service"

Posted by: chelsea danger at December 04, 2013 08:01 AM (KfDDN)

91 Despite consistently beating the drum for an increased minimum wage, President ObamaÂ’s highly organized grassroots organization is offering jobs that donÂ’t pay at all.
Â“OFA is now accepting applications for full-time and part-time HQ Interns for the Spring 2014 and Summer 2014 HQ Internship Programs in Chicago, IL,Â” reads the job posting listed at Organizing for ActionÂ’s site, BarackObama.com.

Â“This is a 14-week, unpaid internship program,Â” continues the listing.

... Relax .. don't do it .. when you want to go to it

How nice of them to take applications for an unpaid job

Posted by: Frankie Goes To OFA at December 04, 2013 08:03 AM (e8kgV)

92 lets start a campaign of telling president "no one is going to repeal this on my watch" mcasshole that "we as the american people want to be clear, absolutely clear, if he likes his signature healthcare legislation, he can keep his signature healthcare legislation, no one is talking about taking that away", followed by a knowing wink wink nudge nudge

Posted by: chelsea danger at December 04, 2013 08:04 AM (KfDDN)

93 House Speaker John A. Boehner announced Tuesday that he has hired a longtime advocate of legalizing illegal immigrants to be an adviser, signaling that the Republican is still intent on trying to pass an immigration bill during this congressional session.

You can't drug test us. We don't exist.

Posted by: mythical "GOP Establishment" at December 04, 2013 08:04 AM (5ikDv)

94 To all the commenters who suggested the Preznit pee in a cup -- well, of course, the president could pee in a cup. But whether he's positive for pot or cocaine it doesn't matter. ALL presidents would have been positive for coke or marijuana. It just makes him a better leader. That's all.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 04, 2013 08:04 AM (OZmbA)

95 I want Michelle and the kids tested too.

Posted by: Harry Reid "investor friend" at December 04, 2013 08:05 AM (e8kgV)

96 "EDS required a hair sample when I worked as a contractor for them a couple of decades ago."

One of my co-workers popped positive for Brylcreem.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2013 08:05 AM (YTMHl)

97 95 To all the commenters who suggested the Preznit pee in a cup -- well, of course, the president could pee in a cup. But whether he's positive for pot or cocaine it doesn't matter. ALL presidents would have been positive for coke or marijuana. It just makes him a better leader. That's all. Well it's not like he's a meth head rapist or anything.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at December 04, 2013 08:06 AM (0FSuD)

98 Do they still sell Brylcreem?

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 04, 2013 08:06 AM (LSJmV)

99 Need to test Reggie Love's love gun for presidential fecal matter.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 04, 2013 08:06 AM (OZmbA)

100 57 What a shock. Obama is back to race baiting again today. I really hate this asshole. Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2013 11:52 AM (g1DWB) I hated him first. Seriously, ....I live in Illinois. The redneck part.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 04, 2013 08:07 AM (k1moj)

101 I'd rather have them given drugs. From the Preznitwit on down. The ones that knock you out. Give them enough for several years, or decades.

Posted by: ExSnipe at December 04, 2013 08:07 AM (57ubW)

102 * insert pic of Harry Reid with vein tied off, surgical tube in mouth, tapping a vein *

Posted by: Ugg Boots at December 04, 2013 11:59 AM (OPROh)

Oh, I'm sure Hairy's tapped a lot in his time. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 08:07 AM (zF6Iw)

103 97 "EDS required a hair sample when I worked as a contractor for them a couple of decades ago."
One of my co-workers popped positive for Brylcreem.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2013 12:05 PM (YTMHl)

They were immediately suspicious because he looked so debonaire!

Posted by: jwb7605[/u][/i][/b] at December 04, 2013 08:07 AM (Qxe/p)

104 To all the commenters who suggested the Preznit pee in a cup -- well, of course, the president could pee in a cup. But whether he's positive for pot or cocaine it doesn't matter. ALL presidents would have been positive for coke or marijuana. It just makes him a better leader. That's all. Well it's not like he's ~~a meth head rapist~~ Rob Ford or anything. Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 08:08 AM (p9JxP)

105 followed by a knowing wink wink nudge nudge
Posted by: chelsea danger

We're past the "wink wink nudge nudge". Way past. 2014 will be a year for serious business.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 08:08 AM (HjPtV)

106 Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2013 11:55 AM (6T8Ay) Here ire is twofold now. She's upset at this inefficiency (and with the possibility of RIF's especially upset about the LIFO crap they pull.) This of course includes the whole "next in line" promotion crap (although she did draw a tie for her promotion with someone who had a decade more experience than her.) Her other concern in the growth of government involvement more generally. Needless to say, she is not a fan of this Obamacare thing. I consider it a start.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 04, 2013 08:08 AM (GaqMa)

107 Trey Radel (R-FL) will not be commenting on this topic.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 04, 2013 08:09 AM (99dlI)

108

Do they still sell Brylcreem?

Only a little dab at a time.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 08:09 AM (zF6Iw)

109 @markknoller 2m Pres Obama vows to "keep pushing" until national minimum wage is raised. Says it'll be good for the economy and for American families. Employers....not so much, putz.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 04, 2013 08:10 AM (bCEmE)

110 Only a little dab at a time. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing That ought to do me...

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 04, 2013 08:10 AM (LSJmV)

111 It was just the poppy seed roll I ate.

Posted by: Barack Rex at December 04, 2013 08:10 AM (l3vZN)

112 >>I hated him first. >>Seriously, ....I live in Illinois. The redneck part. He's moved on to giving his views on economics. It's like an alcoholic lecturing on sobriety. Words are coming out of his pie hole but they are either flat out lies or have no basis in reality.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2013 08:10 AM (g1DWB)

113 LOL..... in the early 80's the US Navy started drug testing... I was on the USS Iwo Jima, coming back from a Med cruise... They took samples of the entire crew... got the results, then told us "OK... that was your one free pass'.... Turns out there would not have been enough people left to get the ship underway anymore...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2013 08:10 AM (lZBBB)

114 I only eat the muffin tops.

Posted by: toby928© goes Godwin before 100 comments at December 04, 2013 08:11 AM (QupBk)

115
I'm all in for this. Not that it's gonna change anything about those congressional cockholsters, but it'll be amusing to watch them scream about unconstitutional intrusions into their precious bodily fluids.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2013 08:11 AM (TIIx5)

116 I am adverse to the wreckless behaviour of the Republicans on the other side of the tracks as opposed to the train wreck of my administration. Thank you.

Posted by: Presnut Barack Oblama at December 04, 2013 08:11 AM (krHnX)

117 80 I am curious how the no drug policy will be crashing into the "hooray marijuana is legal" people in Washington and Colorado. Will businesses be forced to accept marijuana use by employees but not other drugs or will they be allowed to keep saying "you are fired" to any drugs detected. We have a whole lot of stoned people working here these days.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at December 04, 2013 11:57 AM (RZ8pf)

Well I think there are some companies that are really rigorous in enforcing "no smoking" policies concerning tobacco, in that if you get caught you can be fired. So if they're doing that for tobacco products why not do it for pot as well.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2013 08:11 AM (LI48c)

118 Do they still sell Brylcreem? Amazon.com Ask for "Drone Delivery".

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 08:11 AM (p9JxP)

119 Treacher needs that jetson's flying car so he doesn't have to walk anywhere in DC. Two for two, bro.

Posted by: NCKate at December 04, 2013 08:12 AM (X/4E9)

120 I demand DNA as well...Congress is clearly comprised of Reptiloid Shapeshifters. Who have been exiled from their home planet.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 04, 2013 08:12 AM (Ec6wH)

121 Don't worry....Boner and Canter are working on amnesty right now, and yes I know I spelled their worthless names wrong. They don't deserve to be called by their real names. They should be renamed Frick and Frack. Two shit heads destroying the party right at the exact moment that we have the biggest opening in 50 years due to Obamacare. FUCK ALL OF THEM!

Posted by: Dan at December 04, 2013 08:12 AM (gR5OX)

122 Poll: 78% of Americans want congress drug tested That number would have been lower had they used my suggestion: ...or c) drugged and tied up in the basement

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2013 08:12 AM (FcR7P)

123 I feel like I have been exiled from my home planet.

Posted by: toby928© goes Godwin before 100 comments at December 04, 2013 08:13 AM (QupBk)

124 If drug testing congress became a requirement, drugs would be legalized tomorrow.

Posted by: TC at December 04, 2013 08:13 AM (vYB+W)

125 Her other concern in the growth of government involvement more generally. Needless to say, she is not a fan of this Obamacare thing.

I consider it a start.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 04, 2013 12:08 PM (GaqMa)

::: scribbling prescription :::

Take three doses of Rush per week.

Then, twice daily soak with hot compresses composed of copies of The Road to Serfdom and The Vision of the Annointed.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at December 04, 2013 08:13 AM (6T8Ay)

126 OH.MY.GOD!!! @WhiteHouse 44s Obama: "Christmas is no time for Congress to tell more than 1 million of these Americans that theyÂ’ll lose this insurance." #ABetterBargain

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 04, 2013 08:13 AM (bCEmE)

127 Can we give Congress a hooker test, too?

Posted by: Sphynx at December 04, 2013 08:14 AM (OZmbA)

128 And the POTUS/VPOTUS/DOTUS/TOTUS and all their f@cking staff.

JFK was always loaded to the gills on drugs. Obama was a heavy drug user according to all who knew him--right up until his Presidential campaign and then suddenly, shazzam, his only drug was nicotine and he was giving that up for Mooch and the Wee Ones. If you get the nuclear codes, then you get drug tested once a damn week.

BTW, if you are ValJar, I want your DNA tested to be sure you are human and not one of the Queen Reptiles from the TV series V.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2013 08:14 AM (kXoT0)

129 Obama: "Christmas is no time for Congress to tell more than 1 million of these Americans that theyÂ’ll lose this insurance." I have no idea what this statement is supposed to convey.

Posted by: toby928© goes Godwin before 100 comments at December 04, 2013 08:15 AM (QupBk)

130 How about a 'have you schtuffed your intern lately?' test.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 04, 2013 08:15 AM (OZmbA)

131 Pres Obama vows to "keep pushing" until national minimum wage is raised. Says it'll be good for the economy and for American families. Just declare that each dollar is now worth ten dollars, Barry. Bang, problem solved.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2013 08:15 AM (FcR7P)

132 Can we give Congress a hooker test, too? Why? We already know that they are whores....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2013 08:15 AM (p9JxP)

133 BOSTON (Reuters) - Young Americans are unhappy with virtually every major thing President Barack Obama has done since he was re-elected, but they would still vote for him today, according to the results of a Harvard University survey released on Wednesday.

Dude, you're like a total clusterfuck but I'll still vote you because...uhh...like...you know..

Most cited the economy as their top concern.

Now the economy is their top concern. A year too late for that when they were voting for birth control, womyn in binders and a dog on car

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2013 08:15 AM (1Jaio)

134 Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2013 12:14 PM (kXoT0) There was reason that the Nuc codes were Zero zero zero zero zero..... for so many years... We figured if they only had to hit ONE button, they might be able to do it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2013 08:15 AM (lZBBB)

135 Obama: Christmas is no time for Congress to torture puppies.

Posted by: toby928© goes Godwin before 100 comments at December 04, 2013 08:16 AM (QupBk)

136 We figured if they only had to hit ONE button, they might be able to do it... Posted by: Romeo13

.... in time.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 08:16 AM (HjPtV)

137 127 OH.MY.GOD!!!

@WhiteHouse 44s

Obama: "Christmas is no time for Congress to tell more than 1 million of these Americans that theyÂ’ll lose this insurance." #ABetterBargain

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2013 12:13 PM (bCEmE)

*twitch*

*twitch twitch twitch*

*rage stroke*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 08:17 AM (lVPtV)

138 I have no idea what this statement is supposed to convey. Posted by: toby928Â© goes Godwin before 100 comments at December 04, 2013 12:15 PM (QupBk) Sorry....I should have posted the tweet before that one... Obama: "ThatÂ’s why we have unemployment insuranceÂ—because it makes a difference for a father who lost his job and is looking for a new one."

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 04, 2013 08:17 AM (bCEmE)

139 Much like JFK, they're probably giving him all kinds of stuff to make him presentable in public.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 04, 2013 11:48 AM (/Crba)

I have posted many times on this blog--"How'd you like to be the miserable human who has to titrate his drug dosages--so that he is UP enough to be charming and yet DOWN enough that he doesn't do Shout Outs at inappropriate moments."

BTW, hi to the NSA guys and gals. It's the holiday season and your fruitcake is in the mail. It is like totes safe for human consumption, syriasly, you guys, it really is. Would I fib to you?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2013 08:17 AM (kXoT0)

140 121 I demand DNA as well...Congress is clearly comprised of Reptiloid Shapeshifters. Who have been exiled from their home planet.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 04, 2013 12:12 PM (Ec6wH)

Oh God that reminds me, last night I was getting off work and it was after midnight and the radio was still on the talk station. And it was a program called "Ground Zero" which is pretty much Coast-to-Coast AM's retarded little brother. And they were talking about the threat of the Chinese putting stuff on the moon like lasers or missiles. Seriously on the moon? That's a waste of a lot of fuel to get it up there and maintain it and then to have it at that distance from the earth. At least be rational in your crazy paranoia and be worried about weaponized satellites. Those are far more sensible and plausible.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2013 08:17 AM (LI48c)

141 BTW, if you are ValJar, I want your DNA tested to be sure you are human and not one of the Queen Reptiles from the TV series V.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2013 12:14 PM (kXoT0)

Heh. Seconded.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 04, 2013 08:17 AM (OZmbA)

142 I wonder what kind of drug cornucopia they would find in Nancy Pelosi. You just know she has some really good shit.

Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 08:17 AM (QW+AD)

143 To hell with the drug test. How about a simple eighth grade civics test about the Constitution? Pass you stay fail you go.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 04, 2013 08:18 AM (X+nFp)

144 143 I wonder what kind of drug cornucopia they would find in Nancy Pelosi. You just know she has some really good shit. Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 12:17 PM (QW+AD) Botox off the charts.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at December 04, 2013 08:19 AM (bCEmE)

145

AB-InBev perfected the "piss in the bottle" thing when they released Bud Light Lime.

Posted by: Roy at December 04, 2013 08:19 AM (VndSC)

146 Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2013 12:13 PM (6T8Ay) Man, even I don't listen to Rush. Tone matters and I find his a bit grating. (Although Ironically, Rush Limbaugh is partially responsible for my wife getting her job. My lab manager heard the call for applications while listening and told me. We remind her this occasionally.) Although, Sowell (and Friedman) are likely to become ebooks on her Nook. And (crazy enough) she's starting watching Stossel on FBN). Not regularly, but some.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 04, 2013 08:19 AM (GaqMa)

147 but they would still vote for him today, according to the results of a Harvard University survey First of all, Harvard. What a shocking array of mental lightweights they're giving us. Second, Stalin keeps ringing in my head- it's not he who votes that counts, it's he who counts the votes. Too much inexplicable stupidity.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2013 08:19 AM (FcR7P)

148 Most cited the economy as their top concern.

Do they even know "the economy" is not a synonym for "MOAR FREE SHIT"?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 04, 2013 08:19 AM (/kI1Q)

149 *twitch*

*twitch twitch twitch*

*rage stroke*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 12:17 PM (lVPtV)

Seizures?

::: jumps on top of Jane :::

Get me the thorazine! STAT!

I don't think I can hold her down much longer!!

....

Wow. Nice bewbs.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at December 04, 2013 08:19 AM (6T8Ay)

150 Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2013 12:17 PM (bCEmE) Uh.... isn't unemployment insurance a STATE run thing?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2013 08:19 AM (lZBBB)

151 I wonder what kind of drug cornucopia they would find in Nancy Pelosi. You just know she has some really good shit. Posted by: Marmo

Yeah. The Marin County Cocktail.

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 08:20 AM (HjPtV)

152 145 143 I wonder what kind of drug cornucopia they would find in Nancy Pelosi. You just know she has some really good shit. Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 12:17 PM (QW+AD) Botox off the charts. Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2013 12:19 PM ----------------------------- I was gonna guess formaldehyde.

Posted by: irright at December 04, 2013 08:20 AM (Ze8oh)

153 Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2013 12:19 PM (6T8Ay)

hee

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 08:20 AM (lVPtV)

154 Yes -- the government will require the government to pee in a cup.

I can see this happening. Right around when they decide to limit their own terms and take a paycut.

Sorry my attitude sucks today.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2013 08:20 AM (KXm42)

155 143 I wonder what kind of drug cornucopia they would find in Nancy Pelosi. You just know she has some really good shit.

Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 12:17 PM (QW+AD)

Demon Blood. It has a hell of a kick.

Posted by: Sam Winchester at December 04, 2013 08:21 AM (LI48c)

156 Let's all pitch in and get DWS some new teefs for Christmas. Good grief, what a mouth on that woman.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 08:21 AM (lVPtV)

157 if you are ValJar, I want your DNA tested to be sure you are human I keeping seeing her...countenance (? 'face' seems too anthropomorphic) and wondering if she's in some severe form of witness protection program.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2013 08:22 AM (FcR7P)

158 Nancy's blood is 50% cat piss.

Posted by: eleven at December 04, 2013 08:22 AM (KXm42)

159 Uh.... isn't unemployment insurance a STATE run thing? Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2013 12:19 PM (lZBBB) Oh... my bust.... he's bitching about the Emergency extension there for a bad economy... Wait... I thought the economy was supposed to be GOOD? (at least that's what the Admin is telling us...)

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2013 08:22 AM (lZBBB)

160 I'd like a law that says any law they make, they have to follow. Times two. and they can pass a law that I should be beaten half to death.

Posted by: tmitsss at December 04, 2013 08:22 AM (7Rx8v)

161 Did you see the John Cornyn drama yesterday? He's calling out the Preznit as a liar to up his own cred's because he's up for reelection and he fears a Tea Party primary opponent.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 04, 2013 08:22 AM (OZmbA)

162 Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2013 12:10 PM (lZBBB) The Navy used to have a policy of removing Nucs and others from their jobs called "Drug Exempt." That stopped IIRC in 1978 when a Fast Attack SSN had it's propeller break off from the sub in the Med. Two thirds of the Nucs went drug exempt. From then on you had to prove you used drugs or were actually caught using.

Posted by: ExSnipe at December 04, 2013 08:23 AM (57ubW)

163 Posted by: irright at December 04, 2013 12:20 PM (Ze8oh) hmmm.... do Vampires Pee?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 04, 2013 08:23 AM (lZBBB)

164 Did you see the John Cornyn drama yesterday? He's calling out the Preznit as a liar to up his own cred's because he's up for reelection and he fears a Tea Party primary opponent.

Blind squirrel. Nut. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at December 04, 2013 08:24 AM (6T8Ay)

165 To hell with the drug test. How about a simple eighth grade civics test about the Constitution? Pass you stay fail you go.

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 04, 2013 12:18 PM (X+nFp)

Ask them to spell "constitution." That'll wipe out the Congressional Black Caucus right there.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 08:24 AM (zF6Iw)

166 143 I wonder what kind of drug cornucopia they would find in Nancy Pelosi. You just know she has some really good shit.
Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 12:17 PM (QW+AD)

Embalming fluid, Fresca, Valium, assorted benzodiazepines and just a scooch of Hemlock.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2013 08:25 AM (kXoT0)

167 ~~Ask~~ Ax them to spell "constitution." That'll wipe out the Congressional Black Caucus right there.

FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at December 04, 2013 08:25 AM (6T8Ay)

168 Obama: "Christmas is no time for Congress to tell more than 1 million of these Americans that theyÂ’ll lose this insurance." #ABetterBargain

Posted by: Tami at December 04, 2013 12:13 PM (bCEmE)

Barry: Damn straight. Well wait till next year for tens of millions to lose their insurance courtesy of me. And did I say Christmas? I meant Winter Solstice

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2013 08:26 AM (1Jaio)

169 Let's add in judges, all court personnel, and lawyers (officers of the court).

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2013 08:26 AM (wNF3N)

170 over 140 comments later Test Obama and his Cabinet. Test the IRS and test the SCOTUS. Test Congress, hell yes. TOP DOWN trickle down drug testing -- you know that THEIR test results would be pre-determined to reflect what the public "should" think in order to further facilitate Washingtonian fraud. OBAMACARE, nothing is confidential, your eligibility dependent upon XYZ beginning with drug testing, all sorts of genetic testing, in order to "excuse" discriminatory eugenic practices and policies applied against whomever is deemed "incorrect" for whatever reason. "For the children" if not for the greater good. No, you may not apply for that job because of your blood test. Not so far off...

Posted by: panzernashorn at December 04, 2013 08:26 AM (MhA4j)

171 I smoke Obama and he smoke me.

Posted by: Chandoo at December 04, 2013 08:28 AM (DrC22)

172 162 Did you see the John Cornyn drama yesterday? He's calling out the Preznit as a liar to up his own cred's because he's up for reelection and he fears a Tea Party primary opponent. Posted by: Sphynx ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I'm praying that Gohmert primaries Cornyn's sorry ass.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 04, 2013 08:29 AM (LSJmV)

173

Ask Ax them to spell "constitution." That'll wipe out the Congressional Black Caucus right there.

FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 04, 2013 12:25 PM (6T8Ay)

A new keyboard, Bannion. That's what you're getting me for Christmas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 08:29 AM (zF6Iw)

174 169. "And did I say Christmas? I meant Winter Solstice." --QuietMan That nitbarrywit. John 1:5 And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.

Posted by: panzernashorn at December 04, 2013 08:30 AM (MhA4j)

175 171 Let's add in judges, all court personnel, and lawyers (officers of the court). Posted by: GnuBreed +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Let's just make it for anyone who receives a paycheck or taxpayer funded subsidy from the government.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 04, 2013 08:30 AM (LSJmV)

176 DAILY.

Posted by: Ken at December 04, 2013 08:31 AM (HgRIw)

177 A new keyboard, Bannion. That's what you're getting me for Christmas.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 04, 2013 12:29 PM (zF6Iw)

Same here. *wipes off monitor*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 08:31 AM (lVPtV)

178 A new keyboard, Bannion. That's what you're getting me for Christmas.

Take two out of petty cash.

Posted by: Sean Bannion[/s][/i][/u][/b] at December 04, 2013 08:31 AM (6T8Ay)

179 Ax them to spell "constitution." ciinnoostttu

Posted by: panzernashorn at December 04, 2013 08:32 AM (MhA4j)

180 Let's just make it for anyone who receives a paycheck or taxpayer funded subsidy from the government. Posted by: Countrysquire at December 04, 2013 12:30 PM (LSJmV) "Dues" for the job. Government funded employees pay for their own test conducted by anti-government interest.

Posted by: panzernashorn at December 04, 2013 08:36 AM (MhA4j)

181 For Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham, it will have to be breathalyzer ...

Posted by: RAS743 at December 04, 2013 08:41 AM (I5TX/)

182 Based on Pelosi's actions over the years, I think all of you are right.

Posted by: Marmo at December 04, 2013 08:42 AM (QW+AD)

183 Forget drug tests. Put live stream lapel cams & mics on Senators, Congress, staff and lobbyists just like all those rogue cops have to wear right now. Constant streaming on your elected representatives and their minons, archived just like Google and NSA. And, get this, its already paid for, up and running you guys! I think "you guys," and "get this" are in the public domain. If not I refer you to my tip jar contribution. Yeah, yeah, newsletter, blah, blah. And lets not leave Cabinet departments out.

Posted by: DM at December 04, 2013 08:48 AM (LaKlJ)

184 As a complete Neanderthalette, add in involuntary sterilization for crack whores with HIV. Destroy your own life if ya just gotta, but, your baby makin' daze is over.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at December 04, 2013 08:55 AM (kXoT0)

185 Test for Botox too. Pelosi is the perfect example of its side effects on the brain.

Posted by: Fen at December 04, 2013 09:04 AM (a422o)

186 If we can't drive while intoxicated then why should these people be able to legislate while intoxicated? Which is more dangerous? Pelosi and crew were obviously liquored up pretty good when they were working on health care reform. I have never seen Pelosi interviewed where I would not have put money on her being high on something. She is too incoherent and glassy eyed.

Since we lost the battle for our freedoms we might as well spend all of our energies now making it impossible for our political enemies to enjoy their rights and privileges. Use their rhetoric against them and regulate the hell out of the regulators... for the children.

Posted by: Thatch at December 04, 2013 09:15 AM (qYvEa)

187

I'm totally against this. Maybe if we had a couple Dem Congressmen on meth, someone would have read that bill a few years ago and we could have avoided this whole ObamaCare mess.

Posted by: MyBuddy at December 04, 2013 09:17 AM (9ds8E)

188 "I'm going to break with a lot of you here and say that I believe that the true conservative position should be that the government keep its hands off peoples bodily fluids."

I agree. But equality before the law is also a conservative principle. I have no problem with subjecting the Ruling Class to the laws and regulations they inflict on the rest of us. And if that persuades them to cut it out, so much the better.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 04, 2013 10:31 AM (VrNoa)

189 I assume the question of how many wanted a lethal dose administered to Congress didn't make the survey.

Posted by: MarkD at December 04, 2013 01:10 PM (06gsL)

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