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December 03, 2013

Poll: Hillary approval dips underwater
— Purple Avenger

Baby turtle vs Strawberry

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 07:09 AM | Comments (182)
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1 Wait until she runs on Single Payer.

Posted by: --- at December 03, 2013 07:10 AM (MMC8r)

2 At this point, what difference does it make? You know I've got the stupid vote wrapped up.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at December 03, 2013 07:12 AM (Myqtp)

3 She's toast. Way past her prime, if she ever had one.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at December 03, 2013 07:12 AM (VTeUD)

4 Not surprising. She has never been a politician with a deep level of support since her support has always been somewhat shallow.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 03, 2013 07:12 AM (BXLPR)

5 Purp, I have a sneaking suspicion that Baby Turtle vs. Strawberry will be the highlight of my day. Well played, sir.

Posted by: jakeman at December 03, 2013 07:13 AM (vH4YP)

6 Hillary dips underwater? If she floats, can we burn her??

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2013 07:13 AM (xZxMD)

7 @6: 10/10, would read again.

Posted by: TheDean'sOffice at December 03, 2013 07:15 AM (l0lja)

8 INevitaBLE

Posted by: Your MSM at December 03, 2013 07:15 AM (iEoiA)

9 Hillary dips underwater?

If she floats, can we burn her??

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2013 11:13 AM (xZxMD)

I'm not sure shut that dense floats.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2013 07:15 AM (FMbng)

10 This moron needs help with the turtle/strawberry metaphor.

Posted by: USA at December 03, 2013 07:15 AM (VIaw0)

11 um...shit that dense

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2013 07:15 AM (FMbng)

12 INevitaBLE

ISWYDT

Posted by: Jimbo at December 03, 2013 07:15 AM (V70Uh)

13 Hillary approval dips underwater Have your seat belt on, Miss?

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at December 03, 2013 07:15 AM (FcR7P)

14 fat Old and Ugly don't cut it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 07:15 AM (t3UFN)

15 Her approval rating isn't the only thing she goes down on...

Posted by: Huma Abedin at December 03, 2013 07:16 AM (DrWcr)

16 Just wait right there, Hillary, I'll be back with help.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at December 03, 2013 07:16 AM (DVPta)

17 4 Not surprising. She has never been a politician with a deep level of support since her support has always been somewhat shallow.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 03, 2013 11:12 AM (BXLPR)

Her support pretty much consists of "We want Bill Clinton back in the White House."

Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2013 07:16 AM (LI48c)

18 One of her worst decisions was taking the Secretary of State job under Obama. I know she was trying to burnish her Foreign Policy creds ahead of her 2016 run, but that was very short sighted. I know she's suppose to be the Smartest Woman in The World, but seriously, she's not that smart. Everything she has ever achieved has been on the coat tails of a man--mostly Bill. If she would have been smart, she would have not hitched her star to Obama.

Posted by: runningrn at December 03, 2013 07:16 AM (PLOz8)

19 If the GOP big dogs had a lick of sense, they would be playing an endless loop of the "I ain't no ways taaaaarrrrrd" speech. That voice sends me over the edge. I can't believe I'm the only person who feels that way.

Posted by: 'Ette, in training but the bar is too damn high! at December 03, 2013 07:16 AM (zvxqj)

20 She has never been a politician with a deep level of support since her support has always been somewhat shallow. She will run on evil republicans banning tampons and abortion to get the female vote.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 03, 2013 07:17 AM (3m9Uc)

21 No metaphor, just a cute picture WITHOUT a cat in it. Turtles of course, are a natural ally of humans

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 03, 2013 07:17 AM (L0b3J)

22 That is one fucked up looking little weasel.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2013 07:17 AM (zbSDX)

23 Look, if you want a pretty face you'll have to go with Edwards.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 03, 2013 07:17 AM (l3vZN)

24 @19 You are not alone.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2013 07:18 AM (Kkt/i)

25 Dips underwater.. to escape sniper fire.

Posted by: RWC at December 03, 2013 07:18 AM (fWAjv)

26 Her support pretty much consists of "We want Bill Clinton back in the White House." And teh gheys. Teh Gheys just go gaga for Hildebeeste.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 03, 2013 07:18 AM (7ObY1)

27 The little guy has a lot of ambition.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 03, 2013 07:18 AM (L0b3J)

28 That is one fucked up looking little weasel.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2013 11:17 AM (zbSDX)

It's the rare and endangered shellback weasel.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2013 07:18 AM (DrWcr)

29 My money is on the strawberry...

Posted by: runningrn at December 03, 2013 07:18 AM (PLOz8)

30 ObamaCare: The greatest Christmas present to conservatives ever.

Posted by: NotCoach at December 03, 2013 07:19 AM (rsudF)

31 Wha? C'mon! She's the anointed successor. How the hell can this happen????

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2013 07:19 AM (f9c2L)

32 21 No metaphor, just a cute picture WITHOUT a cat in it. Turtles of course, are a natural ally of humans

Posted by: Purp at December 03, 2013 11:17 AM (L0b3J)

They do always manage to stop the Shredder's evil plans for domination.

Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2013 07:19 AM (LI48c)

33 I saw Hillary Approval open for Jane's Addiction at Ozzfest in '98.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 03, 2013 07:19 AM (LSJmV)

34 Her support pretty much consists of "We want Bill Clinton back in the White House."

And teh gheys.

Teh Gheys just go gaga for Hildebeeste.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 03, 2013 11:18 AM (7ObY1)

Wasn't there an anti-Hillary blog started by a couple of ghey dudes?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2013 07:20 AM (DrWcr)

35 Teh Gheys just go gaga for Hildebeeste.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 03, 2013 11:18 AM (7ObY1)

Well, she does seem like the poster child for Asexual reproduction.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2013 07:20 AM (FMbng)

36 Wha? C'mon! She's the anointed successor. How the hell can this happen???? You fucked up. You trusted us. --The DNC

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2013 07:20 AM (xZxMD)

37 give me a minute to work up a few tears...

Posted by: Hilary at December 03, 2013 07:20 AM (SO2Q8)

Turtles of course, are a natural ally of humans

Word.

Posted by: April O'Neill at December 03, 2013 07:21 AM (5iuEW)

39
TURTLENADO !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2013 07:21 AM (nELVU)

40 Just wait 'till the MSM goes all in, probably after the 2014 election.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2013 07:22 AM (JRmiD)

41 Sure there's a metaphor. The turtle has a tiny mouth but he wants that big, sweet, juicy berry. And he's not going to let his limitations thwart his pursuit of his goal. He's ConservaTurtle! Or maybe the metaphor is just "Don't bite off more than you can chew."

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 03, 2013 07:22 AM (7ObY1)

42 Hill's "use-before-date" has definitely come and gone. Actually, it's become a "spoiled and starting to stink" issue.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at December 03, 2013 07:22 AM (cxVzi)

43 Why was her approval so high early in the year? Fallout from her headache-drama?

Posted by: Null at December 03, 2013 07:22 AM (DuH+r)

44 Is that where turtleberries come from?

Posted by: t-bird at December 03, 2013 07:22 AM (FcR7P)

45 Posted by: 'Ette, in training but the bar is too damn high! at December 03, 2013 11:16 AM (zvxqj) That and the "At this point, what difference does it make?" Line ought to be sufficient to do her in!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 03, 2013 07:22 AM (XdnQT)

46 lemme just pluck a nose hair here....that usually does it.

Posted by: Hilary at December 03, 2013 07:22 AM (SO2Q8)

47 Turtles. The only animals dumber than sheep.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 03, 2013 07:22 AM (LSJmV)

48 Maybe they can reissue her "Lying History" book with some new airbrushed/photo shopped pics. Better yet, a Holiday edition of "Dear Socks, Dear Buddy: Kids' Letters to the First Pets", that will bump up the approval numbers! Maybe they can dig Buddy up from the backyard or like the Obamas, buy a new puppy when the numbers are down. Everyone loves puppies!

Posted by: runningrn at December 03, 2013 07:22 AM (PLOz8)

49 Back off, tiny. The smallest nibble and I'll kick your reptilian ass.

Posted by: The Strawberry at December 03, 2013 07:23 AM (DrWcr)

50 Wha? C'mon! She's the anointed successor. How the hell can this happen????
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Can we talk for a second?

Posted by: Al Gore at December 03, 2013 07:23 AM (84pE9)

51 I'm pretty sure that should Hillary and DWS appear on my TV at the same time, it will melt down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 03, 2013 07:23 AM (aDwsi)

Reminder:

Republicans annoint and nominate the guy (gal, if it ever happens) who is next in line, the person whose turn it is.

Democrats want to be seduced and won over by a new, rising star.

Hillary ain't it.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 07:23 AM (TOk1P)

OMG I want that turtle~!!!

*dies of cute*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 07:23 AM (4df7R)

54 Secret Journolist Meeting Minutes: Yeah - we fucked up with the black guy, but it's a womans turn, we'll be right this time for sure.

Posted by: Vizzy at December 03, 2013 07:24 AM (H0lcY)

55 Hillary! before she had her teeth fixed. http://tinyurl.com/pyrc3lv

Posted by: ExSnipe at December 03, 2013 07:24 AM (57ubW)

56 Hillary will never be President. There.... I said it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 03, 2013 07:24 AM (32Ze2)

57 I'm pretty sure that should Hillary and DWS ~~appear~~ scissor on my TV at the same time, it will melt down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 03, 2013 11:23 AM (aDwsi)

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2013 07:24 AM (DrWcr)

58 Hillary Clinton: U-boat Kapitan.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2013 07:24 AM (B9up3)

59 While she's underwater, can someone give her a good shampoo?

Posted by: Chaos the other dark meat at December 03, 2013 07:24 AM (oDCMR)

Look the turtle has cankles, and the shell obviously represents the pant suit that the cankles can disappear into.

The sweet juicy strawberry is America.

i hope that clears it up.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2013 07:25 AM (SO2Q8)

61 It's funny how the libtards talk about her "accomplishments". WTF? She was the first lady - BFD. Do they call Laura Bush accomplished?

Then she was handed the Senate seat in NY as an out of stater. Then, failed at a presidential run. Then was given an in-name-only position of Sec'y of State where she visited Angola and Burma, etc.. anywhere to keep her out of Washington. Accomplishments!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2013 07:25 AM (f9c2L)

Turtles. The only animals dumber than sheep.

M-O-O-N. That spells "jobs".

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 03, 2013 07:25 AM (5iuEW)

63 I hate Mondays, especially on a Tuesday.

Posted by: Null at December 03, 2013 07:25 AM (DuH+r)

64 Does that turtle and strawberry represent how Hillary likes it?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2013 07:25 AM (f9c2L)

65 Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

Posted by: Michaelangelo at December 03, 2013 07:25 AM (/kI1Q)

66 What?!! Hillary's numbers are down? This is where I swoop in for the kill!

Posted by: Crazy Eyes Joey Biden at December 03, 2013 07:26 AM (PLOz8)

67 51I'm pretty sure that should Hillary and DWS appear on my TV at the same time, it will melt down. -- No way Hilary does 'Dancing With the Stars'.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2013 07:26 AM (SO2Q8)

68 Hillary vs. Jeb Bush would make for a riveting contest that, regardless of the winner, would herald a new era of American revivalism.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 03, 2013 07:26 AM (+lsX1)

69 I'm pretty sure that should Hillary and DWS appear scissor on my TV at the same time, it will melt down.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2013 11:24 AM (DrWcr)

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**winces **

... some things cannot be unread.....

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2013 07:27 AM (nELVU)

70 I never thought the Democrats would need to scrape so deeply into the yeast barrel after Barack Obama, but I give you Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2013 07:27 AM (UzPAd)

I got nothing. So here's a picture.

Carmel Myers wants to play cards:

http://tinyurl.com/oeglkky

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2013 07:27 AM (zF6Iw)

72 I can rawk a polyester pants suit just as well as she can!

Posted by: Crazy Eyes Joey Biden at December 03, 2013 07:27 AM (PLOz8)

73 Hillary's Bush vs Turtle's Wax.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at December 03, 2013 07:27 AM (cxVzi)

74 You have nothing to fear with Hillary Clinton in the White House. ...Unless elderly lezbo porn disturbs you.

Posted by: John McCain at December 03, 2013 07:28 AM (FcR7P)

75 Really, sometimes I don't get it. Hildebeast is looked up to as the great liberal woman, yet. Yet everything she has gotten in life is straight from a man. Either her husband, or now Barak Husein. She has zero accomplishments outside of that.

And then, a self made woman like oh Sarah Palin (and most other conservative women) who did rise to 'power' through her own industry is reviled in leftist world.

Funny that

Posted by: CUS at December 03, 2013 07:28 AM (84pE9)

76 Hillary would have brought you ObamaCare 20 years sooner.

Posted by: --- at December 03, 2013 07:28 AM (MMC8r)

77 And I, for one, welcome our new strawberry overlords.

Posted by: Kent Brockman at December 03, 2013 07:29 AM (BrQrN)

78 Somebody get that turtle a B. Kliban collection, STAT!

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 03, 2013 07:29 AM (9hVHZ)

79 I got nothing. So here's a picture. Carmel Myers wants to play cards: MPPPP, was she Esmerelda? Was that from Hunchback of Notre Dame, the silent edition?

Posted by: Crazy Eyes Joey Biden at December 03, 2013 07:29 AM (PLOz8)

80 I have zero feel for national mood or politics but I never bought Shillary as anything but a way to distract the GOP from the untainted young star the Dems will pluck from somewhere. I thought that might be Booker but then he got caught in quite a few fibs. Perhaps Cuomo will be the moderate white guy "he'll be like Clinton, complete with an economic boom, we promise" who is even acceptable to Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: PaleRider at December 03, 2013 07:29 AM (vL0Nv)

Hillary does not wax.

*shudder*

Posted by: Billy Jeff at December 03, 2013 07:30 AM (32Ze2)

82 I'm not sure anyone except a crazed, power-hungry narcissistic will want to be president after all of the damage Obama will have done by 2016. Oh....wait. Yeah, Hillary will run. And there's probably a 50/50 chance she'll come out as bi just to capture the "next, new thing" designation that Dems love - first lesbian prez, woot!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2013 07:30 AM (JRmiD)

83 I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground shortcake factories.

Posted by: Kent Brockman at December 03, 2013 07:30 AM (BrQrN)

84 Who knew! At this point, Hillary, "IT" really does make a difference.

Posted by: runningrn at December 03, 2013 07:31 AM (PLOz8)

85 I'm sick and tired about hearing about the enemy. Who is gonna be out Candidate?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 07:31 AM (t3UFN)

86 Steel Wire people...... Steel Wire

Posted by: Billy Jeff at December 03, 2013 07:31 AM (32Ze2)

87 I hear that there is a "draft Liawatha" movement.

Posted by: Dan Snyder at December 03, 2013 07:31 AM (YmPwQ)

88 Hillary does not wax. *shudder* Posted by: Billy Jeff at December 03, 2013 11:30 AM (32Ze2) I call bogus on this! Bill, you haven't been there in decades!

Posted by: runningrn at December 03, 2013 07:32 AM (PLOz8)

89 I'd like to toss Shrillary a couple of bowling balls, a 50lb dumbbell, and an anchor for ballast.

Posted by: ontherocks at December 03, 2013 07:32 AM (vgj4Q)

90 I hear that there is a "draft Liawatha" movement.
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I also heard a Clinton/Warren ticket.

Posted by: CUS at December 03, 2013 07:32 AM (84pE9)

91 Were are your friends....ever see my show?

Posted by: Michealangelo the ninja terp at December 03, 2013 07:32 AM (iWo0u)

92 Back in the day I ran a file on this horrid woman:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1035840/posts

Posted by: backhoe at December 03, 2013 07:33 AM (ULH4o)

93 I would watch TURTLENADO. Fuckity mcfuckerson. Just got an email from Trader Joe's. They have butterscotch cupcakes. Must. Be. Strong.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 03, 2013 07:33 AM (VtjlW)

94 85 I'm sick and tired about hearing about the enemy. Who is gonna be our Candidate?
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You're looking at him. You can't miss me!

Can I just have one more wafer-thin mint?

Posted by: Chris Creosote at December 03, 2013 07:33 AM (YmPwQ)

95 Her support pretty much consists of "We want Bill Clinton back in the White House." Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2013 11:16 AM (LI48c) That and the "HISTORIC"!!!!! first woman to do something or other crowd. The types that went on and on about her being named SoS because historic! (Never mind that she was the 2nd white woman to hold that position, and just one of a dozenish female US Senators)

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 03, 2013 07:33 AM (BXLPR)

96 It takes a village to dip a witch underwater ... or something.

Posted by: Monty Pythoness at December 03, 2013 07:33 AM (/cUUk)

97 Can we mention the creamed corn in this thread?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2013 07:33 AM (B9up3)

Hillary Clinton, in disguise, walks into a lesbian bar very late at night.

What? You were waiting for a punch line?

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 03, 2013 07:33 AM (m2CN7)

99 I'm sick and tired about hearing about the enemy. Who is gonna be out Candidate? Posted by: Nevergiveup
..........
Krispy Kreme for the win!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 03, 2013 07:33 AM (f9c2L)

100 My pessimistic outlook. Hillary will run, win the nomination and win the White House. Diehard leftists plus FSA plus government workers/contractors and their spouses plus blacks plus Hispanics equals victory for anything that is nominated by the democrats. Hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: jj at December 03, 2013 07:34 AM (gWO5X)

101 You mean somebody put Hillary's popularity in a gunnysack with a brick and a bunch of unwanted kittens, and dropped it off the Charles River bridge? Did Liawatha have a hand in the deed?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 03, 2013 07:34 AM (dtuXM)

102

Hillary Clinton, in disguise, walks into a lesbian bar very late at night.

THIS! IS! LESBOS!

Posted by: Mr./Ms. Garrison at December 03, 2013 07:35 AM (DrWcr)

103 It's almost like those "generic" party candidate is popular but specific candidates are not polls.

See, all those things that caused her to lose to the JEF in 2008 are still with her--she is not a likable person.

The only reason she's even a possibility is she is the "generic" Dem candidate right now.

And "I wanted to give you Obaaamacare first!" isn't exactly a winning topic right now.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2013 07:35 AM (VjL9S)

104 Why..... people do remember... a little thing called Hillarycare.... We have the historic opportunity to have a philosophical political discussion in this country... because we SEE how the Big Government Takeover of the Health industry is FAILING... We can show that Big Government is NOT the answer... That Big Government IS the Problem.... Yet... the GOP won't talk about it.... they would rather discuss symptoms.... not causes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 03, 2013 07:35 AM (lZBBB)

105 She drown? She in happy hunting grounds? Me so sad.

Posted by: Lieawatha at December 03, 2013 07:36 AM (/cUUk)

106 Just got an email from Trader Joe's. They have butterscotch cupcakes. Must. Be. Strong. Posted by: alexthechick I like the idea of cupcakes, but they're a pain in the ass to eat.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 03, 2013 07:36 AM (LSJmV)

107 @19 If the GOP big dogs had a lick of sense, they would be playing an endless loop of the "I ain't no ways taaaaarrrrrd" speech. That voice sends me over the edge. I can't believe I'm the only person who feels that way.

Posted by: 'Ette, in training but the bar is too damn high! at December 03, 2013 11:16 AM (zvxqj)

You're not. This should then be followed by her acceptance of the Margaret Sanger award where she expressed so much admiration for the black baby killer.

Posted by: MotherGoos3 at December 03, 2013 07:36 AM (Km6fn)

108 We have the historic opportunity to have a philosophical political discussion in this country.. Says you.

Posted by: The MFM at December 03, 2013 07:36 AM (FcR7P)

109 It takes a village to dip a witch underwater ... or something. What else floats in water?

Posted by: Sir Bedevere at December 03, 2013 07:36 AM (PMGbu)

110 >>fat Old and Ugly don't cut it Posted by: Nevergiveup she makes up for it with her nagging personality. even Bill hates her. >>I hear that there is a "draft Liawatha" movement. Granny Stalin is a sale that cannot be made to the American public.

Posted by: X at December 03, 2013 07:36 AM (KHo8t)

111 Wasn't there an anti-Hillary blog started by a couple of ghey dudes? Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2013 11:20 AM (DrWcr) It started as a pro Hillary, anti Obama blog. But now they hate her as much as Obama.

Posted by: Ma Bell at December 03, 2013 07:36 AM (RLdcX)

112 6 Hillary dips underwater?

If she floats, can we burn her??

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2013 11:13 AM (xZxMD)

Can't stop laughing at that one.

Posted by: Sphynx at December 03, 2013 07:37 AM (OZmbA)

113 You know who had underwater approval ratings?

Teddy Fucking Kennedy.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2013 07:37 AM (wtvvX)

114 Socialist Sen. Bernie Sanders: Sanders: Â“IÂ’m PreparedÂ” To Run For President In 2016Â… Please, run third party. Â“What I have said is that candidate is needed and if somebody else doesnÂ’t step up, I am prepared to do it.Â” Weasel Zippers: Run Bernie Run, Run Bernie Run, Run Bernie Run

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 07:37 AM (t3UFN)

115 Team HRC already starting with the mismanagement critique. Care needs to be given here. It is a good political argument against Obama, but it is not why obamacare is bad or will fail. It's the concept that is bad. It wouldn't get better with Jeff bezos running it, though it may take longer to show its failure. The GOP should not join the mismanagement critique party. That plays into Hillary's hands. For better or worse, the Clinton era is prbly remembered as a well run managed era. Hillary is no bill, but they are connected. Don't allow the dems to frame this as just needing a better person to run the website.

Posted by: SH at December 03, 2013 07:37 AM (WCi6Q)

116 MPPPP, was she Esmerelda? Was that from Hunchback of Notre Dame, the silent edition?

Posted by: Crazy Eyes Joey Biden at December 03, 2013 11:29 AM (PLOz

It's a studio portrait. Myers played Iras, the Egyptian vamp who tried to seduce Judah Ben-Hur in the silent Ben-Hur. Hunchback's Esmeralda was Patsy Ruth Miller:

http://tinyurl.com/kzutpsu

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2013 07:37 AM (zF6Iw)

117 Granny Stalin is a sale that cannot be made to the American public.

Posted by: X at December 03, 2013 11:36 AM (KHo8t)

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We're prepared for certain...... contingencies.

Posted by: Diebold Voting Machine, Inc. at December 03, 2013 07:38 AM (nELVU)

118 Hillary Approval Dips Underwater Could be read several ways. 1. She uses water instead of club soda in her daily 12-15 cocktails 2. She is running as the successor to the Kennedy name. 3. Someone finally gave us a "courtesy flush" and is flushing this turd away.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at December 03, 2013 07:38 AM (BXLPR)

119

If the GOP had a lick of sense, they'd run oppo commercials of Cankles shrieking, "What difference, at this point, does it make!!!?"

Followed by one or more of the family members of the fallen Americans in Benghazi saying, "It matters to me, Hillary. Why did my son/father/husband/brother die? Why doesn't that matter to you?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 07:38 AM (4df7R)

120 Hillary! was on the Watergate investigating committee and was fired for lying and unethical practices, which is probably a big surprise.

Posted by: ExSnipe at December 03, 2013 07:38 AM (57ubW)

121 Well, 13 and 16 beat me to that one.

Must remember to Ctrl-F the freaking comments.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2013 07:38 AM (wtvvX)

122 French experts rule out Arafat poisoning Published: 12.03.13, 18:31 / Israel News French experts have ruled out a theory that Yasser Arafat was killed by poisoning, a source close to the investigation into the Palestinian leader's 2004 death told AFP. "The report rules out the poisoning theory and goes in the sense of a natural death," the source said. Israeli Foreign Ministry spokesperson Yigal Palmor said the findings were "not a surprise." (AFP) Palis to scream fix in 3,2,1...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 07:38 AM (t3UFN)

123 I like the idea of cupcakes, but they're a pain in the ass to eat.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 03, 2013 11:36 AM (LSJmV)

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: flounder at December 03, 2013 07:39 AM (Kkt/i)

124 Stop being a Debbie Downer, JJ! Didn't you hear? Blacks and Hispanics LOVE me! They'll vote for me in a Presidential election, sure they will! Especially against that Clinton woman, who disrespected King Barack!

I also have the obese vote locked up, and that's a pretty large slice of the pie!

Mmmmmm, piiiiiiie.........

Posted by: Chris Creosote at December 03, 2013 07:39 AM (YmPwQ)

125 As we speak, Elizabeth Warren takes in the news, ponders her high cheek bones, licks her chops, rubs her hands in anticipation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 03, 2013 07:40 AM (aDwsi)

126 >>>"The report rules out the poisoning theory and goes in the sense of a natural death," the source said. and what's more natural than HIV?

Posted by: X at December 03, 2013 07:40 AM (KHo8t)

127

See, all those things that caused her to lose to the JEF in 2008 are still with her--she is not a likable person.

And neither is Liawatha. Both of them are nasty, hectoring harpies. A candidate who kept his cool and didn't back off at the first scream of "sexist!" could get either one of them doing a full "STEINER!" during a debate.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 03, 2013 07:40 AM (zF6Iw)

128 Fuckity mcfuckerson. Just got an email from Trader Joe's. They have butterscotch cupcakes. Must. Be. Strong.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 03, 2013 11:33 AM (VtjlW)

You can dooooo it!

It's like me with all the damn emails I keep getting from Calendars.com, telling me about how many calendars they have on sale. *WHIMPER* They are CRUEL to me. CRUEL.

I'm... kind of addicted to calendars. *cough*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 07:40 AM (4df7R)

129 113 - Also Joe Jr. and John-John

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 03, 2013 07:41 AM (aDwsi)

130 Purp, EC, and others of the Horde technorati

Is this deal legit? Groupon $99 for four Cisco courses.
http://www.groupon.com/deals/it-university-online-us-washington-dc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2013 07:41 AM (B9up3)

131 As we speak, Elizabeth Warren takes in the news, ponders her high cheek bones, licks her chops, rubs her hands in anticipation. Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 03, 2013 11:40 AM (aDwsi) So like sending out the smoke signals?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 03, 2013 07:41 AM (t3UFN)

132 Click through to the poll -- H's approval among blacks is only 68%, down from 80%.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 03, 2013 07:41 AM (L0b3J)

133 Hillary Clinton, in disguise, walks into a lesbian bar very late at night.

Bartender says, if it weren't for that beard I'd swear you're Hillary Clinton.

Bill says, "I told you I should have stayed home."

Posted by: Sphynx at December 03, 2013 07:41 AM (OZmbA)

134 120 Hillary! was on the Watergate investigating committee and was fired for lying and unethical practices, which is probably a big surprise.

Posted by: ExSnipe at December 03, 2013 11:38 AM (57ubW)

I don't think she got fired, because wasn't she just an intern? But her review was really negative and did mention the lack of ethics.

And man, when you're too unethical for lawyers...

Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2013 07:41 AM (LI48c)

135 So if the Demoncrats nominate either Hilarity or Fauxcahontas, wouldn't they qualify as the ugliest-looking candidate ever?

Because I can't think of an uglier one...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2013 07:41 AM (wtvvX)

136

106 -

I like the idea of cupcakes, but they're a pain in the ass to eat.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 03, 2013 11:36 AM (LSJmV)

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You're supposed to eat them with your mouth.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 07:42 AM (TOk1P)

137

The Dems don't need a strong, capable leader. They already have strong, intelligent leadership, the same coterie of hardcore neo-Marxists who plotted the ascension of the Left to control over the Democratic Party, the media, the universities, and finally the federal government. They already have a plan, a narrative, and an agenda. All they need for 2016 is a front man (or woman), a face.

Hillary and Bill Clinton are useful only insofar as their ability to maintain and extend gains already made, to continue the transformative project started several decades ago. Truth is Hillary is a terrible politician and a lousy executive, with a regal, dictatorial style and an abrasive personal manner that rivals John McCain for obnoxiousness. She's also old, cranky and tired, and looks it.

I don't think Hillary's the face they're really looking for, although they'll go through the motions out of respect for the Clinton's influence. I'm guessing Cory Booker was that face until his phony backstory and stripper infatuations did him in. Without a winning face, the whole project is endangered; thus, without that face, to win the presidency in 2016, the Left will need to cheat on a massive, nationwide scale. All highly contested swing state polls will be suspect. So will all big city precincts. They own the big cities. No way are these people giving up power as the result of a free and fair election.

Posted by: troyriser at December 03, 2013 07:42 AM (2jF2B)

138 ]And man, when you're too unethical for lawyers...

Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2013 11:41 AM (LI48c)

Too unethical for lawyers who are in the process of destroying an American President who they don't like.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 07:42 AM (4df7R)

139 Fuckity mcfuckerson. Just got an email from Trader Joe's. They have butterscotch cupcakes. Must. Be. Strong. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 03, 2013 11:33 AM (VtjlW) You might like these cupcakes. Topped with bacon and a chocolate candy. http://tinyurl.com/o436dfn

Posted by: ExSnipe at December 03, 2013 07:43 AM (57ubW)

140 You can dooooo it!

It's like me with all the damn emails I keep getting from Calendars.com, telling me about how many calendars they have on sale. *WHIMPER* They are CRUEL to me. CRUEL.

I'm... kind of addicted to calendars. *cough*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 03, 2013 11:40 AM (4df7R)

MWR is the Batman villain Calendar (wo)Man!

Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2013 07:43 AM (LI48c)

141

Drip, drip, drip...Obama at 39.9 in the RCP average of polls.

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 03, 2013 07:44 AM (nTgAI)

142 Because I can't think of an uglier one...

*sniff*

Posted by: Michael Dukakis at December 03, 2013 07:44 AM (/kI1Q)

143 What Nixon suffered was a witch hunt. And St. Cankles of the Pantsuits was too extreme for the witch finders. That does tell you something.

AlextheChick, be strong.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2013 07:44 AM (B9up3)

144 Ooooo, what a great metaphor: Hillary's popularity is sinking faster than a sack full of kittens!

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at December 03, 2013 07:44 AM (9hVHZ)

145

Could somebody give the Cliff Notes version of "Steiner?"

I must have been out sick that day.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 07:45 AM (TOk1P)

146 Click through to the poll -- H's approval among blacks is only 68%, down from 80%.

Posted by: Purp at December 03, 2013 11:41 AM (L0b3J)

And if Lizzy Warren (had an axe) thinks she's going to win that black vote, she's got another think coming. "She says she's an indian? She's whiter than Britney Spears! What bullshit is this woman spouting?"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 07:45 AM (4df7R)

147 Nahhhh, Dukakis was just goofy-lookin', not full-blown clock-stoppin' dog-pukin' ugly.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 03, 2013 07:45 AM (wtvvX)

148 Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2013 11:41 AM (LI48c) No, she was fired. If I had the link handy I'd add it.

Posted by: ExSnipe at December 03, 2013 07:45 AM (57ubW)

149 So like sending out the smoke signals? Posted by: Nevergiveup ------------------- Yeah. Which makes a point. I suppose that 'smoke signals, and 'high cheek bones' are now racist dog whistles. Although, in the case of Warren and Hillary, a dog whistle might be appropriate. Racial sensitivity stuff is all very confusing for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 03, 2013 07:45 AM (aDwsi)

150 You're not. This should then be followed by her acceptance of the Margaret Sanger award where she expressed so much admiration for the black baby killer.
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A commercial of her accepting that award with a ticker at the bottom corner that runs up into the millions.

At the end, the ticker goes full screen with a "number of black babies killed by abortion" explanation underneath it and, above it, the quote from Margaret Sanger about how we need to get rid of undesirable races. All superimposed over Hillary freeze-frame holding the award.

I'd donate a lot of money to the PAC that produces that.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2013 07:46 AM (VjL9S)

151 Krispy & Cankles 2016

Posted by: teh Wind at December 03, 2013 07:46 AM (B3WUC)

152 Wasn't there an anti-Hillary blog started by a couple of ghey dudes?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2013 11:20 AM (DrWcr)

It started as a pro Hillary, anti Obama blog. But now they hate her as much as Obama. Posted by: Ma Bell
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Hillbuzz?

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2013 07:47 AM (VjL9S)

153
No, she was fired. If I had the link handy I'd add it.

Posted by: ExSnipe at December 03, 2013 11:45 AM (57ubW)

Alright. We are in agreement on her being a lying unethical witch anyways.

Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2013 07:47 AM (LI48c)

154 BurtTC.

Das Bunker scene. Das Fuhrer screaming for Steiner to rescue the surrounded Chancellery.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2013 07:47 AM (B9up3)

155 French experts have ruled out a theory that Yasser Arafat was killed by poisoning, a source close to the investigation into the Palestinian leader's 2004 death told AFP. "The report rules out the poisoning theory and goes in the sense of a natural death," the source said.
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So AIDS is classified as a natural death now?

Hmm.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2013 07:48 AM (VjL9S)

156
I saw "Sack Full of Kittens" open for "Cliff Notes Steiner" way back in 1980.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 03, 2013 07:48 AM (nELVU)

157 When you said "Steiner" I immediately thought of professional wrestling...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2013 07:49 AM (DrWcr)

158 Fuckity mcfuckerson. Just got an email from Trader Joe's. They have butterscotch cupcakes. Must. Be. Strong.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting.
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When do they start selling those shakes at the Hate-Chicken?

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2013 07:50 AM (VjL9S)

159 So AIDS is classified as a natural death now?

Hmm.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2013 11:48 AM (VjL9S)

Natural death obtained through unnatural acts.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2013 07:50 AM (DrWcr)

160 I thought that was Pussy Riot for Steiner in Berlin at the Wall in 1980?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2013 07:50 AM (B9up3)

161

154 -

Thanks... I want to say I still don't quite get it, but at this point I think I'm going to just fake it and act like I do.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 03, 2013 07:50 AM (TOk1P)

162 MWR is the Batman villain Calendar (wo)Man!

Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2013 11:43 AM (LI48c)

lol!

It really is ridiculous. I've got five calendars in my office and another three calendars in my bedroom at home.

Also, new one!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 03, 2013 07:50 AM (4df7R)

163 Hey Hillary! Remember these guys, you f'ing trash heep! The Battling Boys of Benghazi (Author unknown (but appreciated)) We're the Battling Boys of Benghazi, no fame, no glory, no paparazzi, Just a fiery death in a blazing hell, defending the country we loved so well. It wasn't our job, but we answered the call, fought to the consulate, and scaled the wall. We pulled twenty countrymen from the jaws of fate, led them to safety, and stood at the gate. Just the two of us, and foes by the score, but we stood fast, to bar the door, Three calls for reinforcement, but all were denied, so we fought and we fought, and we fought till we died. We gave our all for our Uncle Sam, but Barack Obama didn't give a damn. Just two dead SEAL's, who carried the load, no thanks to us -- we were just "bumps in the road.

Posted by: ExSnipe at December 03, 2013 07:51 AM (57ubW)

164

Hillary Clinton and Chris Christie walk into a bar. The bartender says, its not often we have two presidential candidates from opposing parties come into the bar.

Christie looking puzzled says " Opposing parties? "

Posted by: polynikes self proclaimed king of walked into a bar jokes at December 03, 2013 07:51 AM (m2CN7)

165 162 MWR is the Batman villain Calendar (wo)Man!
Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2013 11:43 AM (LI48c)

lol!

It really is ridiculous. I've got five calendars in my office and another three calendars in my bedroom at home.

Also, new one!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 03, 2013 11:50 AM (4df7R)

Are any of them a Farside Calendar?

Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2013 07:51 AM (LI48c)

166

Thanks... I want to say I still don't quite get it, but at this point I think I'm going to just fake it and act like I do.

Words of wisdom. I think some slanty eyed Chinaman said that once.

Posted by: Joe! Biden! at December 03, 2013 07:52 AM (BrQrN)

167 "She says she's an indian? She's whiter than Britney Spears! What bullshit is this woman spouting?"
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Que up the "They darker than we are!" scene from Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2013 07:52 AM (VjL9S)

168 Fine, leave me here in the old thread to talk to myself.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 03, 2013 07:54 AM (VjL9S)

169 >>No, she was fired. If I had the link handy I'd add it. http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/clinton-watergate.htm#.Up4NJpFBJgI

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2013 07:59 AM (g1DWB)

170

113You know who had underwater approval ratings?

Teddy Fucking Kennedy.

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Can't say i approved of him underwater

Posted by: Zombe Mary Jo at December 03, 2013 08:04 AM (SO2Q8)

171

I for one would welcome a presidential debate between the stars of the Democratic party.

Imagine - Biden, Clinton, and Fauxcahontas on the same stage trying to sound like they are accomplished and intelligent. Hilarity could only ensue.

Posted by: Cheri at December 03, 2013 08:10 AM (G+Wff)

172 Jugears is down to 39.9% in the RCP daily average, underwater by almost 16 points. Let the free fall continue, and sink Hillary with it.

Posted by: Mayday at December 03, 2013 08:21 AM (eHc+1)

173 Amazing. I guess the Left is soon going to regret mocking us over Benghazi.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 03, 2013 08:24 AM (qiXMt)

174

Why she may win:

Promoted by MSM as an experienced, savvy veteran, tough enough to cure any mistakes Obama made and make the trains run on time, but still a Democrat who understands our concerns and shares our values. Innoculated by MSM from criticism in much the same manner Obama has been. Smartest woman in the world, and now with lots of gritty, real world experience. By the time the MSM is through, her term as SOS will be rewritten as a glowing success story. Hollywood will hype her to the LIVs. 50% of people pay no taxes - who do you think they will vote for - our guy? Similarly, all the unions, special interest groups and other Democrat leeches - do you think they will actually vote for a Republican? Bill Clinton's support and campaigning - you may not like him, but a lot of people do.

I could go on, but the point is, sure, she has a lot of baggage and negatives, but anyone who writes her off or counts her out at this stage is absolutely crazy.

Posted by: RM at December 03, 2013 08:36 AM (fRppw)

175 She's my contemporary and she's the right gender. What else do voters need to know?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 03, 2013 08:46 AM (B5y+v)

176 How does Christie eat his cupcakes? If he wants to bake his own he out to use Warren's thundering crab cupcake recipe from Pow Wow Chow.

Posted by: Mooch at December 03, 2013 08:49 AM (62SWP)

177 No matter how hard the republicans tried to sabotaged my website it is working up to private sector standards now!

Hillary Clinton is a good looking, honest, and smart woman.

I am an awesome basketball free throw shooter.

Posted by: King Barky the Liar at December 03, 2013 09:25 AM (WGm5T)

178 My husband just suggested a great anti Hillary campaign ad. Picture of Hillary and Barack side by side with the caption underneath:
At This Point What difference Does it Make.
personally, I don;t think she is going to run. Why should she? She can command 100's of thousands of dollars as a speaker and doesn;t have to campaign.

Posted by: Sharon at December 03, 2013 10:09 AM (4OHj3)

179 I read that as 'Hillary Approves Dipping Underwear'. Honest.

Posted by: EROWMER at December 03, 2013 11:36 AM (OONaw)

180 Don't worry, we'll nominate Christie and then moderates will abandon him and blame his candidacy on Tea Partiers and Socons. Just like they did with Romney.

Posted by: midwestconservative at December 03, 2013 01:06 PM (eFTkY)

181 Inevitable. In 2008 and 2016. LOL.

This should wake up some Christie supporters in the Establishment, too. Nothing is "inevitable", just ask Giuliani.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 03, 2013 01:39 PM (KL49F)

182 Heh: Notice how Hillary's "unfavorable" rating is a green line ... not a red line. Yea, no media bias whatsoever.

Posted by: someguy at December 03, 2013 02:08 PM (xlCX2)

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