October 21, 2013
— Pixy Misa I think she just saw her new premium.
Oh and about the people standing behind Obama today, only three of them have successfully registered for new Obamacare exchanges.
The three people who were able to register included: Janice Baker, who introduced the president and as of last week was the only person to have successfully enrolled in health care coverage through Delaware’s state exchange; David Hall, an IT consultant who signed up for health care through the DC Health Link; and Zohre Abolfazli, who was able to register through healthcare.gov last night and still needs to shop for her “best plan.”
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Posted by: grognerd at October 21, 2013 08:48 AM (6e6WZ)
Posted by: DM at October 21, 2013 08:48 AM (HPNED)
Posted by: Chairman Mow at October 21, 2013 08:50 AM (RGDtb)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, back to his /roots at October 21, 2013 08:51 AM (naUcP)
Fake as hell.
Even if you assume he caught a glimpse of her in the reflection off his TOTUS screen.
Posted by: @JohnTant at October 21, 2013 08:51 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at October 21, 2013 08:51 AM (0sBr7)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 21, 2013 08:51 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2013 08:52 AM (UzPAd)
man she put on weight, got taller, and became a Mixed race asshole male...
Posted by: sven10077 at October 21, 2013 08:53 AM (9jfyN)
No one ever throws shoes at him. Or asks questions.
I'm sure Pissy Chrissy Matthews is absolutely orgasmic.
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 21, 2013 08:53 AM (kaGpp)
HALLELUJAH! OUR SISTA HAS BEEN HEALED BY THE POWER OF THE SCOAMF!
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 21, 2013 08:54 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Boss Moss the Redskin Savage at October 21, 2013 08:54 AM (ujMoa)
Yes I am that fucking awesome lady...now pony up the 336 a month...
//Dr Giggles
Posted by: sven10077 at October 21, 2013 08:54 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 21, 2013 08:55 AM (zOTsN)
And when he put his magical hands on her she swayed like that evangelical guy on tv saving her.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 08:55 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: RoyalOil at October 21, 2013 08:55 AM (VjL9S)
Posted by: real joe at October 21, 2013 08:55 AM (w2oP/)
Posted by: chelsea danger at October 21, 2013 08:55 AM (KfDDN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at October 21, 2013 08:55 AM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: Mjim at October 21, 2013 08:56 AM (g7Azt)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)--also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at October 21, 2013 08:56 AM (659DL)
Yes, folks! Ushers are passing through with baskets for your gifts so SCOAMF can continue His holy work on the golf course! Give generously, or else!
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 21, 2013 08:56 AM (/kI1Q)
I just posted this in the previous thread in regards to this story:
This is my shocked face.
-_-
Honestly, if you want some quick fame but don't want to have to stare at Anthony Weiner's pitiful package to get it, all you have to do is lie and say you signed up for Obamacare. You'll be an instant celebrity, and you don't have to worry about anyone checking your story because the MFM is so fucking desperate for an actual, honest-to-goodness success story.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 21, 2013 08:56 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 21, 2013 08:56 AM (zOTsN)
That's because it's so popular.
Posted by: President Javascript at October 21, 2013 08:57 AM (Lw+sl)
or its busy
or you get disconected
good times
Posted by: alec at October 21, 2013 08:57 AM (+AP4Y)
Posted by: Pres. RunAtTheMouth at October 21, 2013 08:57 AM (c4mqS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 21, 2013 08:57 AM (gA69l)
Posted by: Julia the Professional Fainter at October 21, 2013 08:58 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at October 21, 2013 08:58 AM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2013 08:58 AM (N/Sup)
This IS people fainting during his campaign speeches.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 21, 2013 08:58 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 21, 2013 08:58 AM (kaGpp)
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 08:58 AM (yAvU2)
Pretty amazing how she wobbles JUST when President Prissypants says "..that one illness".
Seriously. I have watched this 20 times now between 6 and 7 seconds.
6 Second mark
"...that one illness.."
( looks behind him...how the fuck did he know to look JUST THEN?)
7 Second mark
Special flower wobbles. Queue SCOAMF the hero hold her up.
<FIN>
Leni Riefenstahl woke up from her dirt nap to say bravo.
Posted by: Mr Tinfoilhat at October 21, 2013 08:59 AM (RGDtb)
Posted by: President Franz Kafka at October 21, 2013 08:59 AM (Wp/g8)
and Zohre Abolfazli, who was able to register through healthcare.gov last night and still needs to shop for her “best plan.”
...Okay, hang on. She was able to register "last night?" Did she not know ahead of time that she was going to be onstage with the Preezy as one of his success stories? Don't you usually need more than twelve hours notice before finding out you're going to be a prop for a Presidential speech?
And even if that was completely reasonable, can anyone explain to me how Ms. Zohre "Success Story" Abolfazli could justify being onstage as an Obamacare success stooge when the only success she's actually encountered with the system is the ability to create a user account? She hasn't even shopped for a plan yet!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 21, 2013 09:00 AM (4df7R)
Looking at this ridiculously overwrought, contrived bit of political theatre, I submit that our government is run by actors.
-_- Rage...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 21, 2013 09:00 AM (sWkj/)
"... pervasive fear and one illness...
Turn Now with Concerned Expression to your right, lady in red dress -
Pause for Effect
Continue to Bash Opponents"
Posted by: TOTUS at October 21, 2013 09:00 AM (0HooB)
Now freed from the horrible burden of having to pay for their own IVF! Another mighty miracle wrought from the power of the SCOAMF!
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 21, 2013 09:00 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at October 21, 2013 09:00 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Doctor Joe Biden at October 21, 2013 09:00 AM (Wp/g8)
You mean...Why would you do that to other people in the barrel?
Posted by: manometer at October 21, 2013 09:00 AM (vjrgd)
Posted by: Clemenza at October 21, 2013 09:01 AM (70CRT)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2013 09:01 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2013 09:01 AM (N/Sup)
Posted by: ScoggDog ... still not GOP at October 21, 2013 09:01 AM (xiXJp)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS - WOOHOO!!! at October 21, 2013 09:02 AM (bCEmE)
I'm sorry, Soona.Posted by: President For Life Barack Obama at October 21, 2013 09:02 AM (Wp/g8)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 21, 2013 09:02 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Obama Marx at October 21, 2013 09:02 AM (972Xo)
Posted by: Shift Bitwise at October 21, 2013 09:03 AM (RGDtb)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 21, 2013 09:03 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: sven10077 at October 21, 2013 09:03 AM (9jfyN)
Maybe she had too much Soma before the event?
Posted by: Comrade Roberto Luongo at October 21, 2013 09:03 AM (wsLRF)
Posted by: dogfish at October 21, 2013 09:03 AM (NuPNl)
Which is odd, because I did not think that women had groins.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 21, 2013 09:04 AM (hcHS/)
Posted by: RWC - G.R.O.S.S. Member at October 21, 2013 09:04 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: President For Life Barack Obama at October 21, 2013 09:04 AM (Wp/g8)
Looked more like an orgasm than a faint, but how would I know?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2013 09:04 AM (N/Sup)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at October 21, 2013 09:04 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2013 09:04 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Lauren at October 21, 2013 09:04 AM (C1io/)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2013 09:04 AM (N/Sup)
Posted by: wooga at October 21, 2013 09:05 AM (972Xo)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 21, 2013 09:05 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at October 21, 2013 09:05 AM (pzq77)
And nobody in the media is going to challenge any of this. Might as well change all the media names to Pravda.
Scratch that. Pravda reported what they reported because they were ordered to. Our media does it out of willing complicity.
**spit**
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2013 09:05 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: Chris sciatica Matthews at October 21, 2013 09:05 AM (4eNxd)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b] at October 21, 2013 09:06 AM (sByIH)
Just standing near the Aura of Awesome that is this president was enough to make her swoon.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 21, 2013 09:06 AM (0HooB)
twenty years is a pretty good run
Posted by: alec at October 21, 2013 01:01 PM (+AP4Y)
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One of the things depressing me? I can see in the near future where I'll get a letter from the death panel saying, Dear Soona, You're 70 years old, and you've had a good life, but.............
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 09:06 AM (yAvU2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 21, 2013 09:06 AM (hFpK7)
Posted by: zombie at October 21, 2013 09:06 AM (+cx5n)
I'm guessing she was locking her knees. When I was a young soldier in the 82nd Airborne Division, each year the entire division put on a Division Review, which basically consisted of all 17,000 paratroopers marching in formation, whereupon both the Division and spectators would be subjected to a usually very long-winded speech by some Washington dignitary. One year, Reagan's Secretary of the Army, John Marsh, spoke for over an hour in the hot North Carolina sun, with paratroopers spending most of that time in the position of attention. New guys who didn't know any better would lock their knees, which screwed with the circulation of blood to their brains, which in turn caused many in the ranks to faint dead away while holding rifles with fixed bayonets. Fun times.
I have an especially fond memory of the 82nd Airborne Division Review speech given by General James Gavin, former 82nd Division commander during WWII and possibly one of the greatest tactical field commanders of the 20th Century of any army. General Gavin's speech lasted approximately five minutes. We loved him for it.
Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2013 09:06 AM (2jF2B)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 21, 2013 09:06 AM (zOTsN)
"HealthCare.gov's Problems Don't Discredit Liberalism" - Matty Iglooceeass
( at the amateur webzine Slate )
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 21, 2013 09:06 AM (cb5D2)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at October 21, 2013 09:07 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS - WOOHOO!!! at October 21, 2013 09:07 AM (bCEmE)
Posted by: Karl Marx at October 21, 2013 01:03 PM (0HooB)
----
Actually.... that was Nikita Kruschev.... but still apropo.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 21, 2013 09:07 AM (nELVU)
Posted by: President For Life Barack Obama at October 21, 2013 09:07 AM (Wp/g8)
Posted by: Julia the Professional Fainter at October 21, 2013 09:07 AM (Dwehj)
See? The President was right there, ready to render medical aide to that young woman. He's OBVIOUSLY the health care President!
/ she should be glad Clinton's not still in office
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at October 21, 2013 09:08 AM (YYJjz)
Posted by: Boss Moss the Redskin Savage at October 21, 2013 09:08 AM (ujMoa)
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 01:06 PM (yAvU2)
.....now it is time for Carousel! Renew yourself!
Posted by: EC at October 21, 2013 09:08 AM (GQ8sn)
da Zero turns every thing to shit. It's his gift.
Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2013 09:08 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 21, 2013 09:08 AM (0HooB)
Come on people! If someone is about to faint, have them sit down, kneel down, lie down, anything rather than try to hold them up so that they can pitch over in an unprotected fall, smashing their face on the teleprompter and possibly getting blood on the sharply creased trouser leg of the President of the United States and leader of the free world, or worse, vomiting on his shoes. Have you no decency?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2013 09:09 AM (N/Sup)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2013 09:09 AM (t3UFN)
I almost feel sorry for Obama; nothing ever seems to go right for President Reverse Midas. Instead of showcasing a crowd of happy healthy recipients of his healthcare benevolence, he's got just three, and they're dropping like flies.
Posted by: sandy burger at October 21, 2013 09:09 AM (k0pNf)
And Briggs will be out of the Bears lineup for 4-6 weeks...I blame Obamacare.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 21, 2013 09:09 AM (hcHS/)
Geez, that chick has got some serious gel in her hair. I've had to use that much gel before to try and keep my hair from going full 'fro, but I at least had the excuse of trying to tame an untameable hair topiary. What the hell is her excuse? She couldn't put that shit in a ponytail? She had to lacquer her hair down with what looks like half a bottle of Vidal Sassoon?
I guess she wantedto make her hair as stiff as possible so it would act like a helmet when she crashed to the stage in her fake faint.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 21, 2013 09:09 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2013 01:06 PM (2jF2B)
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She wasn't standing there for an hour in the hot sun.
Posted by: @JohnTant at October 21, 2013 09:09 AM (PFy0L)
"But I still believe it's fake. She's perfectly in camera frame?"
I'll give the big eared cocksucker the benefit of a doubt on this one.
I've seen the advance people, secret service and others (even on our side) keep backdrop people standing in place for hours for a staged event.
Need a glass of water? Fuck you. Got to take a piss? Fuck you. Stand there and quit your bitching.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2013 09:09 AM (u2a4R)
I call fake.
Pity she didn't barf on Barfy, or have massive diarrhea onstage or done fall out on floor. I might have listened to this speech and do let me know if something that exciting every happens. Or if he falls up or down the steps of AF One. Please have it as a banner across the blog.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 09:10 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 21, 2013 09:10 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at October 21, 2013 09:10 AM (pzq77)
Posted by: Boss Moss the Redskin Savage at October 21, 2013 09:10 AM (ujMoa)
Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2013 09:10 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: EC at October 21, 2013 01:08 PM (GQ8sn)
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Okay. I had to laugh at that.
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 09:11 AM (yAvU2)
Hits and registrations don't mean diddly squat. It's actual enrollment and sending in premium checks that counts.
Posted by: Sir Robert of Banbury at October 21, 2013 09:11 AM (FxAgj)
Posted by: Bufalobob at October 21, 2013 09:11 AM (r8ENS)
Actually.... that was Nikita Kruschev.... but still apropo.
Yeah, I know. I was trying to get in on the Marx Bros quote.
Missed it by thatmuch.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 21, 2013 09:11 AM (0HooB)
I saw it happen in an ROTC colour guard once. The person holding the US flag did the same locking of the knees and fainted. A quick thinking cadet ditched his rifle and grabbed the flag and took his place before the flag touched the ground.
Flag > rifle > forgiven
Posted by: EC at October 21, 2013 09:12 AM (GQ8sn)
Sad thing is some X factor of socialists would probably send their neighbors to carousel...
"renew and I'll enjoy your lawn"
Posted by: sven10077 at October 21, 2013 09:12 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: rev dr e buzz the main maing at October 21, 2013 09:13 AM (HQml1)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2013 09:13 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at October 21, 2013 09:13 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2013 01:13 PM (da5Wo)
Shit is still fucked up.
Posted by: EC at October 21, 2013 09:13 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2013 09:13 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: MSM® Now, with Glyceryn Vibrafoam at October 21, 2013 09:14 AM (pzq77)
Posted by: Boss Moss the Redskin Savage at October 21, 2013 09:14 AM (ujMoa)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 21, 2013 09:14 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Nomennovum at October 21, 2013 09:14 AM (gAUJb)
She had to lacquer her hair down with what looks like half a bottle of Vidal Sassoon?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 21, 2013 01:09 PM (4df7R)
***
I suspect she got a cheap knock-off brand instead. If you read the bottle carefully, it says, "Vidal Sa-swoon"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2013 09:15 AM (N/Sup)
What fresh hell?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2013 01:13 PM (da5Wo)
Shit is still fucked up.
Posted by: EC at October 21, 2013 01:13 PM (GQ8sn)
And retarded.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 21, 2013 09:15 AM (4df7R)
Like I said MadDog if the GOP were pushing back in the neighborhoods he is now at the tipping point of being "just another politician"....
he's pissed a lot of people off.
Posted by: sven10077 at October 21, 2013 09:16 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at October 21, 2013 09:16 AM (IzZA5)
Posted by: Lauren at October 21, 2013 09:16 AM (ELdpj)
Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2013 09:16 AM (PLOz8)
Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2013 01:13 PM (xWW96)
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I think the whole regime knows it's looking bad. But I still can't get out of my mind that the whole thing was designed to do exactly what it's doing now. Reputations be damned. We're getting single-payer.
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 09:16 AM (yAvU2)
Posted by: RightOne40 at October 21, 2013 09:16 AM (8QW0x)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 21, 2013 01:14 PM (4df7R)
Pain can cause you to faint. 2nd and 3rd degree burns, when they start pealing the cooked skin off. That really hurts. It can make you faint. I didn't cry out though, so my manhood stayed intact 
Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2013 09:16 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at October 21, 2013 09:17 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2013 09:17 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2013 09:17 AM (t3UFN)
Do-lang-do-lang-do-lang
Wish he were mine
That handsome boy over there
The one with the nappy hair
Posted by: Julia the Professional Fainter at October 21, 2013 09:17 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Hullbreach in the Funboat at October 21, 2013 09:17 AM (qPxLX)
Posted by: Lauren at October 21, 2013 09:17 AM (ELdpj)
It'd be as theatric as James Brown in The Blues Brothers as well....
"let me hold the cape Chairman Soetoro"
Posted by: sven10077 at October 21, 2013 09:17 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS - WOOHOO!!! at October 21, 2013 09:17 AM (bCEmE)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at October 21, 2013 09:17 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2013 09:17 AM (PLOz8)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 21, 2013 09:18 AM (DmNpO)
Alternative explanation- IPAB hacked her pacemaker codes.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2013 09:18 AM (N/Sup)
Posted by: maddogg at October 21, 2013 01:16 PM (xWW96)
Pain can absolutely cause you to faint. Contrary to Road House rules, pain DOES hurt. *shudder*
But this waiflet didn'tlook in any particular pain.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 21, 2013 09:18 AM (4df7R)
Optics baby!!
You got that right.
What was shown has a good bit of psychology behind it, but y'all knew that already. A woman, obviously unable to stand on her own, is helped by TFG.
Micro, macro, it's all BS.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 21, 2013 09:18 AM (0HooB)
/ she should be glad Clinton's not still in office
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at October 21, 2013 01:08 PM (YYJjz)
Why? Clinton would have made sure that she got out of the sun and into the shade underneath his podium.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at October 21, 2013 09:18 AM (lr3d7)
Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2013 09:18 AM (PLOz8)
Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2013 09:18 AM (FcR7P)
No need...she's got me....
//Hillary!'s HooHoo
Posted by: sven10077 at October 21, 2013 09:18 AM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2013 09:19 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at October 21, 2013 09:19 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 21, 2013 09:19 AM (DmNpO)
*unprintable, punctuated with sobs*
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 21, 2013 09:19 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2013 09:19 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: runningrn at October 21, 2013 09:19 AM (PLOz8)
Posted by: maddogg
Malignant narcissists know that there is always someone else to blame. I bet he's creeping out his staff now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 21, 2013 09:20 AM (cb5D2)
Dude....you're doing it wrong. Here, let me show you.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 21, 2013 09:20 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2013 01:19 PM (da5Wo)
That's just our benevolentish dictator's way of beating the sick out of you.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 21, 2013 09:20 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Thunderb at October 21, 2013 09:20 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at October 21, 2013 09:20 AM (Vr4Mo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 21, 2013 09:21 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2013 09:21 AM (da5Wo)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2013 01:19 PM (da5Wo)
That's just our benevolentish dictator's way of beating the sick out of you.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea at October 21, 2013 01:20 PM (4df7R)
BC will be beaten with a stick until he feels better.
Posted by: EC at October 21, 2013 09:21 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: "One Bid" Obama at October 21, 2013 09:21 AM (DrC22)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b] at October 21, 2013 09:21 AM (sByIH)
Here is case study:
447 Julia was rather pale, so I will give her props for that. In my vast and knowledgeable experience and research of fainting (personally once with Salmonella), you may get some warning but you usually sit down or walk away, not weave and wobble. Did she break a sweat? That is also a truth-faint. A couple of times, post-op, you have a near black-out moment (warning: sit your butt down). And with Salmonella I had no warning until the face plant on carpet of bedroom. Surprise!
So, I am a skeptic of swaying people onstage, waiting for rescue by Baroque, so he can act like a caring leader. I assume, in her excitement to be onstage with her hero, she could have not eaten or locked her knees. Or his well-known halitosis caused a back draft of sewer odor and knocked her out.
One of my son's many, many college girlfriends "pretended" to faint with him a couple of times. Very dainty-like swoon, falling gracefully back onto couch one mid-day after studying for a test at our house. I was working in the ER when he called me, describing the event and his gallantly carrying her dainty self a la Rhett Butler and Scarlett O'Hara and driving her home tres quickly. I asked him, was she pale? No. Was she sweating profusely? No. Had she eaten (she appeared anorexic to me). Was she dizzy, etc? No.
Bless his heart, he said he was calling 9-1-/////when it's a miracle! She came to right before the last 1 was called for an ambulance (cordless phone made beepy noises with each number)! He gave her OJ, called a friend, and they drove her home as she also! refused to go to the doctor or ER as I advised (to r/o hypoglycemia, seizure or heart issues). Then! At MD office the next day, she pulled her swoon for bloodwork and my boy got a tad suspicious. Then! She followed him---almost stalking----to the university after this summer school college session. Moved two hours to be near him. And she came over to his apt and tried to pull the fainting thing again. Son told her to knock it off and get out of his apartment. The last I heard she was living in Peru. This fainting girl onstage may be her!. The End.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 12:50 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 09:21 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2013 09:22 AM (HjPtV)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at October 21, 2013 09:22 AM (9+ccr)
Then my mother fucking cock sucking liar of a urologist SHOVED A FUCKING CAMERA UP MY FUCKING DICK.
Dude....you're doing it wrong. Here, let me show you.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 21, 2013 01:20 PM (GQ8sn)
*****
Tonight on 60 Minutes- "Anthony Wiener: The Inside Story"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2013 09:23 AM (N/Sup)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2013 09:23 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 21, 2013 09:24 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Baldy at October 21, 2013 09:24 AM (tyDFN)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at October 21, 2013 09:24 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes C'est Magnifique at October 21, 2013 09:24 AM (89oiB)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at October 21, 2013 09:24 AM (pzq77)
Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2013 01:06 PM (2jF2B)
25th ID here, nothing like standing in the tropical sun for hours without moving.
I always figured it was more likely falling asleep standing up, but didn't have the natural skilz to sleep vertical (same guys probably fall out of bed a lot too).
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 21, 2013 09:25 AM (80R0X)
Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at October 21, 2013 01:22 PM (9+ccr)
Sorry, told the story in link below of a former girlfriend of son's fake fainting for his attention. I haven't slept well in a month and brain is fried (more than usual).
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 09:25 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2013 09:25 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Baldy at October 21, 2013 01:24 PM (tyDFN)
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So far only two people reported killed.........local story.
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 09:26 AM (yAvU2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 21, 2013 09:27 AM (aDwsi)
Obama has three people standing behind him who have signed up? The GOP should counter with an absolutely ginormous crowd of people, thousands, who had attempted to sign up for Obamacare and had the Web site lock up on them. Compare and contrast with a compelling visual.
If the GOP had any clue about political optics. (Facepalm.)
Posted by: torquewrench at October 21, 2013 09:28 AM (gqT4g)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at October 21, 2013 09:28 AM (pzq77)
It's a prerequisite for membership.
Posted by: The Liberal Grievance Club at October 21, 2013 09:28 AM (Dwehj)
It seems clumsy to us, but it's actually political genius.
Stage a fainting. Hell, make it as transparently fake as this one was. You'll have a subset of people who will want to display their even-mindedness and say "well, it's *possible* she was really fainting." You know, so they don't look partisan.
Then you'll have people who attack the disbelievers saying things like "how dare you doubt this woman. War On Women!!!"
And then there are those who will deride the non-believers as conspiracy theorists. Hey, how could he have the stones to fake something like this? Things like that.
Even if you don't believe this was real, you'll be cowed into silence lest you be painted as some insensitive conspiracy monger.
Posted by: @JohnTant at October 21, 2013 09:29 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at October 21, 2013 01:16 PM (IzZA5)
THOSE ARE AWESOME - been trying to find them again for years now.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 21, 2013 09:30 AM (80R0X)
"nothing like standing in the tropical sun for hours without moving."
Another thing about someone who is just about to pass out, sometimes there isn't any sweat.
I watched a bridesmaid buckle at a wedding in the islands, and she was sweating about a half hour prior to the event, but not when it happened.
As a matter of fact, her skin felt pretty cool to the touch.
But when she went down, it was like a sack of potatoes - no attempt to break the fall.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2013 09:30 AM (u2a4R)
I hope somebody remembered to give her the ObamaCare Swag Bag before escorting her out.
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2013 09:30 AM (wAQA5)
He'd have to fight Bill Clinton for the UN job anyway, and I think he'd really prefer being the first New Caliph.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2013 09:31 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: RWC - G.R.O.S.S. Member at October 21, 2013 09:31 AM (fWAjv)
That is such a stupid line. It's right up there with "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
I wouldn't say it's QUITE as stupid as "Love means never having to say you're sorry," though it's right up there. I think the "Pain don't hurt" line could actually be quite philosophical if you think about it. Yes, the pain hurts, but the worse pain is the pain your ego suffers from SHOWING that pain. At least, that's how it goes in the manly realm of "Road House."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 21, 2013 09:31 AM (4df7R)
In the town where Karl Rove grew up.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 21, 2013 09:31 AM (/kI1Q)
/ she should be glad Clinton's not still in office
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at October 21, 2013 01:08 PM (YYJjz)
Yeah, she would have received an unexpected tongue depressor.
Posted by: Ian Galt at October 21, 2013 09:31 AM (QdOC1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 21, 2013 09:32 AM (DmNpO)
It seems clumsy to us, but it's actually political genius.
It's also slightly psychotic, but you're right.
Had to go back to actively listen to what TFG said during the faux-fainting. "I gotcha. You'll be OK."
Maybe more than slightly psychotic...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 21, 2013 09:32 AM (0HooB)
3 people. 1 enrolled, 1 signed up, and 1 registered and shopping.
Seems about right for a govt operation that cost 1/3 of a Billion Dollars.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 21, 2013 09:32 AM (N8z9m)
"...microwaveable pork rinds. "
That's actually what I was looking for today before I found the green beans I eventually had for lunch.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2013 09:32 AM (u2a4R)
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2013 09:32 AM (B/VB5)
Posted by: m at October 21, 2013 09:32 AM (fzFaG)
I like the way she sways back from the power of his aura and pheromones. However, Mooch says he has le terrible halitosis, so it could be the sardines he had for lunch with the stinky cheese.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 09:33 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 21, 2013 01:27 PM (aDwsi)
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Try severe cluster headaches every day. Was in a pitch black room, curled up on the floor begging God (and anyone else I thought might be listening) to please please kill me. Even having a shattered leg from a motorcycle accident didn't compare with that.
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 09:33 AM (yAvU2)
The abstract of the paper, authored by doctoral candidate Tal Nitzan, notes that the paper shows that "the lack of organized military rape is an alternate way of realizing [particular] political goals."
The next sentence delineates the particular goals that are realized in this manner: "In the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, it can be seen that the lack of military rape merely strengthens the ethnic boundaries and clarifies the inter-ethnic differences - just as organized military rape would have done."
The paper further theorizes that Arab women in Judea and Samaria are not raped by IDF soldiers because the women are de-humanized in the soldiers' eyes.
... What ?!? No #6 ?
Taggart: I got it! I got it!
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a Number 6 on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
Posted by: Governor William J. Lepetomane at October 21, 2013 09:33 AM (e8kgV)
Making a point as they do so that Sebelius had ample time to go talk to Jon Stewart on _The Daily Show_ about Obamacare, but refuses a request to come officially testify before a Constitutionally co-equal branch of government.
They did it with Holder, albeit grudgingly and ineffectually. Time to do it again.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 21, 2013 09:33 AM (gqT4g)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS - WOOHOO!!! at October 21, 2013 09:33 AM (bCEmE)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2013 09:33 AM (da5Wo)
Did the mean Republicans blocking funding for the Ocare rollout cause this?
-lapdog at Carney presser
You know, when the Burning Time comes, I've been thinking that going full Quantrill's Raiders on the MFM is letting them off too easy. Full Vlad the Impaler is more like it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2013 09:34 AM (zF6Iw)
I was just talking to this group of homeless uninsured guys and some gang bangers that were hanging outside of the 7-11.
They both had the same complaints that they were not able to log on to the heathcare site but they were certain that if they kept trying that it would eventually work. The homeless guys said that its was especially a problem for them because it was hard to find an outlet for their computers. The gang bangers offered to steal a router for them.
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2013 09:34 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at October 21, 2013 09:34 AM (IzZA5)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 21, 2013 09:35 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 21, 2013 09:35 AM (aDwsi)
I saw that. It's one hell of an escalation of "when did you stop beating your wife".
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2013 09:35 AM (B/VB5)
if everyone say's please climb down out of my ass.
me thinks the whole edifice to socialistic hubris would implode and die a wonderful death.
there ain't enough money the tyrants are printing for their thieving pals they can spare to keep this progressive abortion floating till the irs can sick their gestapo units on the citizenry and extort 100 million or more subjects to buy into this ponzi scheme.
Breitbart said 'culture is upstream of politics' ... itÂ’s not selling out, itÂ’s infiltrating and influencing.-Sarah Palin
“Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide.” – John Adams
Gotterobammerung!
Doom!
Posted by: Mt Top Patriot at October 21, 2013 09:35 AM (ZqoVw)
Posted by: RWC - G.R.O.S.S. Member at October 21, 2013 09:36 AM (fWAjv)
Had to go back to actively listen to what TFG said during the faux-fainting. "I gotcha. You'll be OK."
Maybe more than slightly psychotic...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 21, 2013 01:32 PM (0HooB)
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If he really said that, then it was all staged. All of it.
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 09:36 AM (yAvU2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 21, 2013 09:36 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 21, 2013 01:27 PM (aDwsi)
I've had women describe a gall bladder attack as worse than child birth
Posted by: Unabomber at October 21, 2013 09:36 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Registered Voter at October 21, 2013 09:37 AM (xqjwP)
By pure coincidence he happens to be wearing a clown outfit with a hole in the crotch. The restraints? Just there to make sure she doesn't fall down.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at October 21, 2013 09:37 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 21, 2013 09:38 AM (DmNpO)
I wish some enterprising reporter would see it fit to ask one simple question to these useful idiots supposedly signing up for Obamacare now.
Why did you not shop for med insurance prior to this?
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2013 09:38 AM (m2CN7)
I think she just realized she was preggo from lack of $8 birth control. But an free obamacare dirty back alley abortion will take care of that.
Whahooo, affordable care act!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 21, 2013 09:38 AM (N8z9m)
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at October 21, 2013 09:38 AM (ujMoa)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at October 21, 2013 09:38 AM (7ObY1)
"Employer hadn't canceled it yet".
"WRONG ANSWER."
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at October 21, 2013 09:39 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: RWC - G.R.O.S.S. Member at October 21, 2013 09:39 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Kahless the Unforgettable at October 21, 2013 09:39 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Lauren at October 21, 2013 09:39 AM (ELdpj)
Posted by: toby928© Alabama Alumnus and Native Texan, now with twice the insufferability at October 21, 2013 09:39 AM (QupBk)
The paper further theorizes that Arab women in Judea and Samaria are not
raped by IDF soldiers because the women are de-humanized in the
soldiers' eyes.
*facepalm*
So if the IDF soldiers raped the Judea and Samaria Arab women, they'd be brutal race-based rapists. Now, since they DON'T rape those women, they're brutal race-based NON-rapists.
Genius. It all becomes clear now.
*rolling eyes*
Hey, can we pass this along to those sick fuck warlords in Africa who enjoy raping their way through refugee camps and villages as a way of spreading additional terror? "Hey guys! You don't have to rape the women! NOT raping them is equally dehumanizing and has just as evil an effect! Isn't that great?"
Why do I suspect they wouldn't be dissuaded. Because why do I suspect that raping your enemies has less to do with merely wanting to dehumanize them and everything to do with wanting to utterly subjugate them to your will.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit Chelsea [/i][/s][/u][/b] at October 21, 2013 09:39 AM (4df7R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 21, 2013 09:39 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 21, 2013 09:40 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Diamond Joe Biden at October 21, 2013 09:40 AM (dltsq)
If he really said that, then it was all staged. All of it.
It starts at the 10 sec. mark above. TFG even turns around when he says it so the mic can capture it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 21, 2013 09:40 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: RWC - G.R.O.S.S. Member at October 21, 2013 09:40 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 21, 2013 09:40 AM (DmNpO)
Strange
Posted by: Shirking It Hard at October 21, 2013 09:40 AM (5UY3I)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 21, 2013 09:41 AM (aDwsi)
ObamaDoesn'tCare ... priceless
Posted by: Edward Snowden at October 21, 2013 09:41 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Baldy at October 21, 2013 09:41 AM (tyDFN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at October 21, 2013 01:33 PM (da5Wo)
One of my brothers did this, visiting me in college in Utah. He was not used to the elevation nor, uh, partying the night before. We were at the liquor store the next morning and he had not eaten. My then boyfriend (now husband) and I heard a nylon noise as brother's down coat rubbed against the car all the way down (he is 6'4"). All we saw were the tips of his boots against the curb and next to the car. We laughed as he is crazy and we thought he was being a clown, but then I realized he had fainted (but I still laughed, as we are all pretty warped). He was fine once he ate something, the big dummy. I have no idea if he had warning or not (sweating, black spots in eyes).
This chick with Baroque, however, could have easily gotten off stage. I mean, come on. I do not care if the ghost of Reagan was speaking I would get off if I was fixin' to make an ass of myself and faceplant.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 09:41 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at October 21, 2013 09:41 AM (IzZA5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at October 21, 2013 09:41 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: wth at October 21, 2013 09:41 AM (wAQA5)
Making a point as they do so that Sebelius had ample time to go talk to Jon Stewart on _The Daily Show_ about Obamacare, but refuses a request to come officially testify before a Constitutionally co-equal branch of government.
They did it with Holder, albeit grudgingly and ineffectually. Time to do it again.
Posted by: torquewrench at October 21, 2013 01:33 PM (gqT4g)
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I think the GOP is slowly but surely learning that hearings make no difference to this regime, especially with a DOJ that absolutely refuses to enforce the law.
Makes the exercise of congressional oversight mute.
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 09:41 AM (yAvU2)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at October 21, 2013 09:42 AM (epxV4)
Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at October 21, 2013 09:43 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2013 09:43 AM (KvM9d)
Posted by: Kathleen "ObamaDoesn'tCare" Sebelius at October 21, 2013 09:43 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Chuck Woolery at October 21, 2013 09:43 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 21, 2013 09:45 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2013 01:38 PM (m2CN7)
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Because it wasn't free, winger.
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 09:45 AM (yAvU2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2013 09:46 AM (t3UFN)
And even if that was completely reasonable, can anyone explain to me how Ms. Zohre "Success Story" Abolfazli could justify being onstage as an Obamacare success stooge
Well, they're learning a bit. Zohre Abolfazli isn't a normal shill, she lives in TN, has a retail mail box business (simple web search).
Then again, there's a prominent lefty lawyer at the National Womens Law Center named Leila Abolfazli that looks an awful lot like the fainting woman.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2013 09:46 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 21, 2013 09:46 AM (XIxXP)
Partisanship runs deep. just peeked over at my local (SF) paper's website and here is the trending memes:
1) Medicare Part D had rollout problems under Bush. This will all be fixed shortly and we will all be saved.
2) The plans you were promised you could keep sucked anyways so get over it.
3) George Bush, tea Baggers, Racist.
Posted by: california red at October 21, 2013 09:47 AM (7jrCM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2013 09:47 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at October 21, 2013 09:47 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: RWC - G.R.O.S.S. Member at October 21, 2013 09:48 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at October 21, 2013 09:48 AM (oDCMR)
Off topic, but you've got to hand it to those convicted murderers in Florida who got out with the forged documents.
Fucking brilliant.
I don't know why there hasn't been more of these the past, but knowing how slow and lazy government people are, the procedures to block this hole aren't going to be in place for years.
I'll bet the release documents were on line and probably still in Word format, so all they had to do is change the names and dates.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2013 09:49 AM (u2a4R)
Posted by: RWC - G.R.O.S.S. Member at October 21, 2013 09:49 AM (fWAjv)
Yes, put pregnant, diabetic woman on stage at noon for 30 minutes. What could go wrong?
So brilliant, these Lefties.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at October 21, 2013 09:50 AM (cb5D2)
Actually makes it easier to search them online.
And I bet Jay Carney Barker knows a whole bunch of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 21, 2013 09:51 AM (0HooB)
Then, of the 600,000 Kentuckians without health insurance, over half of those people are suddenly eligible for Medicaid. How can this be?
Someone needs to get to looking at what our Democrat Governor who is a big Obamacare cheerleader is trying to pull here.
Posted by: Rory at October 21, 2013 09:51 AM (IL9gH)
Posted by: Beto at October 21, 2013 09:51 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 21, 2013 09:51 AM (XIxXP)
Posted by: jakeman at October 21, 2013 09:52 AM (vH4YP)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 21, 2013 09:52 AM (XIxXP)
294 "I'm changing my name y Oldberg Sailorstein Poetsky. Polish-Russian Jew emigrant from guatamala."
Going for a Nobel Prize?
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2013 09:53 AM (u2a4R)
Posted by: RWC - G.R.O.S.S. Member at October 21, 2013 01:48 PM (fWAjv)
Hope her car breaks down in Pleasant Valley.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 21, 2013 09:53 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS - WOOHOO!!! at October 21, 2013 09:54 AM (bCEmE)
Posted by: Preezy Barrycade O'Choomer at October 21, 2013 09:55 AM (Jls4P)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at October 21, 2013 09:55 AM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 21, 2013 01:51 PM (XIxXP)
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Perhaps, .......undocumented Polish-Russian Jew emigrant from Guatamala.
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 09:55 AM (yAvU2)
Posted by: Bill at October 21, 2013 09:55 AM (uvyrw)
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at October 21, 2013 09:55 AM (VtjlW)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b] at October 21, 2013 09:55 AM (sByIH)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at October 21, 2013 09:56 AM (UXttn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 21, 2013 09:56 AM (ZshNr)
299 Apropos of absolutely nuttin', what's your favorite appetizer....either one you've made or eaten (and got the recipe)?
We made dynamite shrimp (like PF Changs) the other night. Came out great.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2013 09:57 AM (u2a4R)
Her name is Karmel. She's pregnant, and has Type 1 diabetes (cue the caramel and diabetes jokes).
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at October 21, 2013 09:57 AM (XrGnJ)
She went to Berkely to get her undergrad in linguistics.
Posted by: EC at October 21, 2013 09:57 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS - WOOHOO!!! at October 21, 2013 09:57 AM (bCEmE)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at October 21, 2013 01:56 PM (UXttn)
I guess in her excitement her blood sugar dropped and she forgot to eat for herself and her fetus.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 09:57 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 21, 2013 09:58 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at October 21, 2013 01:56 PM (UXttn)
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So I'm guessing she doesn't hold any conservative viewpoints.
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 09:59 AM (yAvU2)
93 18 WTF with her facial expression
I have seen people about pass out at ceremonies, but her face!
Posted by: Thunderb at October 21, 2013 12:55 PM (zOTsN)
Acting, ....genius!
A Lesbian Thespian!!
Posted by: TiminAL at October 21, 2013 09:59 AM (1aLkV)
Posted by: Lincolntf at October 21, 2013 09:59 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2013 09:59 AM (N/Sup)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS - WOOHOO!!! at October 21, 2013 10:00 AM (bCEmE)
Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b] at October 21, 2013 10:00 AM (sByIH)
Posted by: jakeman at October 21, 2013 10:00 AM (vH4YP)
Posted by: JoeyBagels at October 21, 2013 10:01 AM (UXttn)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 21, 2013 10:01 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 01:59 PM (yAvU2)
Browsing her blog, she is 100% an obamatron and lurves her some obamacare.
Posted by: EC at October 21, 2013 10:01 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 21, 2013 10:01 AM (XIxXP)
"Yep. AFTER they escaped, they voluntarily returned to a jail where they were fingerprinted and a records search was conducted on them."
I didn't know that.
Either they thought they pulled off the perfect crime and showed back up thinking that was the last step and then they would be totally beyond anyone's reach or, like you say, they might have been scammed too.
If they were in on it, it took massive balls to walk back in.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2013 10:01 AM (u2a4R)
At least the Victorians had the sense to provide fainting couches for women
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at October 21, 2013 10:01 AM (l5zzX)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 01:57 PM (baL2B)
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I'm thinking that if she's really an active party member, the abortionist told her not to eat anything 24 hours prior to her "procedure".
Posted by: Soona at October 21, 2013 10:01 AM (yAvU2)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2013 01:59 PM (N/Sup)
I think my first response would be to say, "Can we get some help for her over here?" Not, "I've gotcha. You'll be ok" in a soothy voice. I guess nothing rattles our BO except for Ted Cruz and the extremist Tea Party peoples.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 10:02 AM (baL2B)
>>There was no reason to destroy the best health care system in the world? None what so ever.
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.No there was not. The only thing that changed was obamas incredible ego.
Posted by: Registered Voter at October 21, 2013 10:02 AM (xqjwP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2013 01:46 PM (t3UFN)
It's about power. Few are foolhardy enough to oppose those who control the means by which their lives are extended or saved. Viewed from a certain perspective, that alone is the best reason in the world and the only reason they need. Most kings, dictators and emperors throughout history could only dream of such power.
A government that controls healthcare and energy production controls everything. In my view, the single greatest reason for the creation and promotion of the Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW) theory has been to furnish justification for the takeover and socialization of the private energy industry along command economy lines.
Yeah, I know: I sound like a tinfoil hat-wearing conspiracy theorist. In my defense, I follow the logic and the facts and go where they take me. This is where they've taken me.
Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2013 10:02 AM (2jF2B)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 21, 2013 10:02 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 10:03 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Lauren at October 21, 2013 10:04 AM (ELdpj)
But I still find the framing, directly on camera over his right shoulder and the timing of his turn to grasp her arm a little strange.
And his stage blocking, and facing the mic for his lines of concern...
I wonder which wealthy Hollywood supporter helped this little production? Not that they'd know anything about acting...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at October 21, 2013 10:04 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 21, 2013 10:04 AM (XIxXP)
http://tinyurl.com/lyxay7s
(link to Washington Examiner article about the props)
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 21, 2013 10:05 AM (Lw+sl)
Posted by: Daily Kos at October 21, 2013 10:05 AM (PRPp1)
It makes me wonder if they, too, weren't scammed. I mean, if you're sitting in prison and suddenly the guards produce legal papers saying you're free to go, would you question the authenticity of the documents?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at October 21, 2013 01:58 PM (DmNpO)
What that tells me is that it is definitely an inside job and that person expected that the forged documents would stick and that they thought that if the released prisoners did not report like you normally would have to do that they would be discovered.
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2013 10:06 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 21, 2013 10:06 AM (rXcBX)
Posted by: polynikes at October 21, 2013 10:07 AM (m2CN7)
Posted by: RightOne40 at October 21, 2013 01:16 PM
The NY POST has a photo taken from a different angle of Choom Boy and his Iranian Acolyte.
In that one, she looks as if she's about to blow chunks....
Funny, that's my reaction whenever I hear or see President Historic First©.
Posted by: MrScribbler at October 21, 2013 10:07 AM (kaGpp)
And Choclate Jesus forgot the womans name before he walked off the stage.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at October 21, 2013 02:04 PM (XIxXP)
What a wasted swoon. Did he call her Carmello? Carabu? Karen? Stand up, Chuck (oh, wait, that was Joe Biden).
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 10:08 AM (baL2B)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 21, 2013 10:08 AM (bb5+k)
That's true, but it also serves the New Class's desire to stop seeing the vulgar uses to which the Middle Class puts energy. Small-block Chevys, "Duck Dynasty", and Ace of Spades HQ? It's enough to make a proper New Class member sniff dismissively before summoning his butler.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 21, 2013 10:08 AM (B/VB5)
Like grooming, guess spelling wasn't your thing either honey.
Posted by: Clint Eastwood, ex-Mayor of Carmel at October 21, 2013 10:09 AM (wAQA5)
I have an especially fond memory of the 82nd Airborne Division Reviewspeech given by General James Gavin, former 82nd Division commander during WWII andpossibly one of the greatest tactical field commanders of the 20th Century of any army. General Gavin's speech lasted approximately five minutes. We loved him for it.
Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2013 01:06 PM (2jF2B)
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Troyriser, I was there for both of those in 2/325 "White Falcons." If you remember, what you were supposed to do was slowly take a knee and then work your way to the back of the formation, where the assembled 1SGs would give you holy hell for locking your knees and not being properly hydrated after the Division run that morning, for which we got up at oh-dark thirty to get the entire Division assembled on Ardennes Street. MG Gavin had done a few Division reviews in his life and he knew what the assembled thousands of troops were going through.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 21, 2013 10:10 AM (oSwy7)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 21, 2013 10:11 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at October 21, 2013 02:08 PM (bb5+k)
No sky too high,
No blast too fast,
You call we fall.
Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2013 10:12 AM (2jF2B)
Posted by: Fresh Pond Indian at October 21, 2013 10:15 AM (i80mP)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at October 21, 2013 02:10 PM (oSwy7)
I was a weapons squad leader in the 1/508th Red Devils.
Devils do it deeper.
Posted by: troyriser at October 21, 2013 10:17 AM (2jF2B)
Posted by: Deathknyte at October 21, 2013 10:18 AM (y8UB8)
Posted by: Mark That Steyn at October 21, 2013 10:19 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Mark That Steyn at October 21, 2013 10:20 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami - GO CARDS - WOOHOO!!! at October 21, 2013 10:21 AM (bCEmE)
Posted by: Chaos, it the other dark meat at October 21, 2013 10:22 AM (oDCMR)
If she is an expert activist for this disease, and pregnant (which is high risk), you'd think she might think, "Hot sun, seeing my hero makes me swoony, maybe better eat and dial back insulin."
I do hope she is ok, but, wow. Not too smart if she knows the disease.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 10:23 AM (baL2B)
"Ooooh! This sounds good! Off to allrecipes.com. Thanks!"
Use the Macaroni Grill recipe and run them under the broiler for about 2 minutes prior to serving.
Posted by: jwest at October 21, 2013 10:24 AM (u2a4R)
Posted by: pc at October 21, 2013 10:29 AM (PPPN1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at October 21, 2013 01:04 PM (N/Sup)"
She was going for the Debbie Wasserman-Shultz look.
Posted by: Captain Glenn Quagmire at October 21, 2013 10:33 AM (J4+Lm)
Didya notice how choomboy turned his body back towards and leaned in closer to the microphone to say, "I've got you!"??
Why not square up his body to her and say that to her?
Fake. Staged.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2013 10:40 AM (BAS5M)
Posted by: MAS at October 21, 2013 10:45 AM (ylljg)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 21, 2013 10:48 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at October 21, 2013 10:56 AM (7ObY1)
Of course now that's she's been touched the Teh One, she is cured.
Posted by: PJ at October 21, 2013 11:03 AM (ZWaLo)
Posted by: MAS at October 21, 2013 11:08 AM (ylljg)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at October 21, 2013 11:15 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: sans_sheriff at October 21, 2013 11:17 AM (Lljg2)
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman, PhD Bitches! at October 21, 2013 11:37 AM (As/N8)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 21, 2013 12:09 PM (0MVzQ)
Posted by: Christmasghost at October 21, 2013 12:10 PM (AlLqs)
I read her little blog. She is a bleating sheep. I would like to know if her insulin pump is going to be covered if she needs a new one. They are not cheap....and this is what I "think" is the thing near her left upper arm.
I think if you write a glowing letter or blog about the magic of unicorncare, you enter a lottery. The most nauseating comment wins a trip to DC with their precious and maybe even get to touch him. I watched again, and she weaves backwards at his touch ala Benny Hinn's miracle healing.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen of Tea Party, Eleventy District at October 21, 2013 12:36 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Mr. Squeeky at October 21, 2013 01:38 PM (gdGJ1)
Posted by: Federale at October 22, 2013 07:13 AM (aO1W9)
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