August 17, 2013
— Open Blogger I'm not sure if this is a prayer for or a prayer to Obama. The little boy's words shift back and forth between addressing Obama directly and addressing God about Obama, so it's a little ambiguous. But either way, I think the overall effect is kind of creepy. He's obviously reading from a script (as opposed to making up an extemporaneous prayer), so I'd guess the refusal to disambiguate is likely the intention of the author. Which makes it doubly creepy.
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Posted by: Vic at August 17, 2013 01:28 PM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 17, 2013 01:28 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Null at August 17, 2013 01:29 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: Rod from Rotterdam at August 17, 2013 01:29 PM (omBWL)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 17, 2013 01:30 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Chilling the most at August 17, 2013 01:30 PM (Rn9xc)
Posted by: BignJames at August 17, 2013 01:31 PM (ZNQKl)
I knew some older folk who lived through the Depression and the New Deal, who were absolutely convinced that FDR was the greatest President of all time, and who respectfully kept a portrait of the man on their walls for decades after, till the day they died. But they never _prayed to_ the guy.
It's weird and, frankly, sick.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 17, 2013 01:31 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Vic at August 17, 2013 01:31 PM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 17, 2013 01:31 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2013 01:32 PM (XePw+)
Posted by: t-dubyah-d at August 17, 2013 01:32 PM (u6lBN)
Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2013 01:34 PM (OevbG)
Posted by: Vic at August 17, 2013 01:34 PM (lZvxr)
Posted by: soothsayer lightfoot at August 17, 2013 01:34 PM (eIT+6)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at August 17, 2013 01:35 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Vic at August 17, 2013 01:35 PM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2013 01:35 PM (K7xnX)
More evidence that he is the antichrist. I guess we need to be prepared for the tribulations or are we already getting that now.
Is it locusts first, then carbon tax, or do I have the order reversed?
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at August 17, 2013 01:35 PM (0IhFx)
Posted by: NCKate at August 17, 2013 05:30 PM (kwl+3)
Claiming credit without any responsibility.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 17, 2013 01:36 PM (GoMJD)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 01:37 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Boone at August 17, 2013 01:37 PM (3p8HS)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 01:38 PM (yLe+f)
Posted by: bob from table9 at August 17, 2013 01:38 PM (H7qrs)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2013 01:39 PM (el1mU)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 17, 2013 01:39 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 17, 2013 01:39 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 01:40 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Vic at August 17, 2013 01:40 PM (lZvxr)
Posted by: bob from table9 at August 17, 2013 01:41 PM (H7qrs)
33 I'm sorry, I'm not really good at this stuff, but I know some of you are. Which Commandment does this spit in the face of?
The one about 'false gods'...
Posted by: wheatie at August 17, 2013 01:42 PM (el7k2)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 17, 2013 01:42 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 01:42 PM (8lmkt)
I'd guess neither: he's probably just a demon--an employee, if you will, because I can't see him as bright enough to be the head honcho but rather a puppet for his master.
Posted by: JeanQueenie at August 17, 2013 01:42 PM (82lr7)
Posted by: elaine at August 17, 2013 01:43 PM (4Mzrt)
Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 17, 2013 01:44 PM (edmTQ)
Posted by: Vendette at August 17, 2013 01:44 PM (8JbVT)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 01:44 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 05:42 PM (8lmkt)
Depends on which Bible you use. I think it is the 3rd in the Hebrew/Christian bible.
Posted by: Vic at August 17, 2013 01:44 PM (lZvxr)
Posted by: Angel with a sword at August 17, 2013 01:45 PM (++Zne)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 01:45 PM (8lmkt)
First-grade schoolchildren being drilled in songs that are outright political praise of an incumbent President, the infamous "Mmm mmm mmm Barack Hussein Obama" song which you can easily find on Yoot Ube.
There was NONE of that nonsense when I was a first-grader, let me tell you. The only things we did verbally in unison were to recite the alphabet, our basic arithmetic, and the determinedly nonpartisan Pledge of Allegiance in the morning.
But what I found really alarming was that whomever had come up with that Obama propaganda song had actually pirated lyrics from old hymnals.
"Red and yellow, black and white, all are equal in his sight."
Hey! I actually DO remember that song lyric from my childhood. Except it wasn't being taught to us in our local public school. It was being sung in our local Baptist church, and it was "all are equal in His sight". The sight being that of Jesus Christ Our Lord.
Is it not funny how the institutional left, who always love to lecture everyone else about the "separation of church and state", have now installed what amounts to a First Church Of The Dear Leader at all levels of the state down to _first-grade classrooms_?
Fen's Law again. The Left don't really believe any of the things they profess to.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 17, 2013 01:45 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Angel with a sword at August 17, 2013 01:46 PM (++Zne)
Posted by: Stevie G at August 17, 2013 01:46 PM (kyAWi)
Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 17, 2013 01:47 PM (edmTQ)
Posted by: Angel with a sword at August 17, 2013 05:46 PM (++Zne)
Happy Anniversary!!! That is quite an accomplishment and I'm guessing you are two lucky people to have each other. {{{{{}}}}}
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 01:48 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Vendette at August 17, 2013 01:48 PM (8JbVT)
Neither he nor his parents likely understand what a prayer is. They've seen people speak this way, with their hands folded and such, so they cluelessly emulated it, probably assuming its just how you show you're earnest in your dumbass beliefs.
whatever, people are dipshits
Posted by: the purple hexagon at August 17, 2013 01:48 PM (7p2Gg)
Posted by: Vic at August 17, 2013 01:49 PM (lZvxr)
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 17, 2013 01:51 PM (Gk3SS)
Leave me out of this!
Posted by: Tony Stewart at August 17, 2013 01:52 PM (JawqV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2013 01:52 PM (UWXeN)
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord protect me from this creep
If I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord expose this fake
Posted by: Little farm grown kid at August 17, 2013 01:52 PM (N3Al8)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 01:53 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Vendette at August 17, 2013 01:54 PM (8JbVT)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 01:55 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2013 01:56 PM (UWXeN)
Posted by: exhelodrvr at August 17, 2013 01:57 PM (edmTQ)
That is truly frightening and disturbing. Something characteristic of a cult. The cult of personality.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 17, 2013 01:57 PM (waJ+2)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 02:00 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 17, 2013 02:02 PM (Myqtp)
Posted by: the purple hexagon at August 17, 2013 02:02 PM (7p2Gg)
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2013 02:05 PM (K7xnX)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 17, 2013 02:05 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: jmel at August 17, 2013 02:06 PM (cfFqn)
Posted by: the purple hexagon at August 17, 2013 02:06 PM (7p2Gg)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense...... at August 17, 2013 02:06 PM (v6hyJ)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 17, 2013 02:07 PM (C8mVl)
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 17, 2013 05:51 PM (Gk3SS)
Wait, does this mean Cthulhu worship is the state religion of Alextopia? This may affect my decision whether to join them or EoJ's Death's Head Legion.
Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at August 17, 2013 02:07 PM (aozUR)
No school like the Old School.
Wait, does this mean Cthulhu worship is the state religion of Alextopia? This may affect my decision whether to join them or EoJ's Death's Head Legion.
Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at August 17, 2013 06:07 PM (aozUR)
Alextopia maintains the proper fear and awe and madness of Cthulhu.
I mean, we're not stupid.
Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 17, 2013 02:11 PM (Gk3SS)
Thank you my my free daily meal
Thank you for my free cellphone.
Thank you for rent free roof over my head.
Thank you for Obama~cash.
Thank you for free health care.
Thank you for free condoms.
Thank you for free abortions.
Punish whitey for his sins.
Amen.
Posted by: your child at August 17, 2013 02:14 PM (iYtEu)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2013 02:20 PM (YEB1C)
Posted by: Random name at August 17, 2013 02:21 PM (FHv6d)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at August 17, 2013 02:21 PM (GgPam)
...yes please.
Posted by: Slapweasel at August 17, 2013 02:22 PM (lq3Ak)
After that 2008 video of the little kids being coached to sing a song of praise of the Dear Leader Obama, *nothing* that the cultists do or say will surprise me.
This shit is worthy of North Korea, not a republic of free citizens. Why the Republicans don't ... but you know the rest.
Posted by: Brown Line at August 17, 2013 02:22 PM (a5bF3)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 02:24 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Random name at August 17, 2013 02:24 PM (FHv6d)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 17, 2013 02:24 PM (UIrE1)
Posted by: Brown Line at August 17, 2013 06:22 PM (a5bF3)
Yeah, they are afraid of the rodeo clown treatment.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 17, 2013 02:25 PM (YgTB4)
Posted by: Random name at August 17, 2013 02:26 PM (FHv6d)
Creepy.
Creep-Out Deluxe.
Give me some Creepy. And go ahead and Super-Size that. And can I get some extra Creepy Sauce to go with that? Thanks.
It's like you went to Creepy, pulled over for gas and snacks, and kept going, way past Creepy.
And I'm giving extra creepy points for the oily skin. Like something's wrong with the air conditioner. Which is creepy. To me.
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2013 02:27 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: model_1066 at August 17, 2013 02:27 PM (QMWjL)
Petty, thin-skinned, delusions of grandeur. These are the things cautionary tales are made from -- and they rarely end well for said would-be despot ...
Posted by: acethepug at August 17, 2013 02:27 PM (4kvfA)
Posted by: Random name at August 17, 2013 02:27 PM (FHv6d)
Posted by: Peaches
LMAO! I once fell over trying to take off those 80's spandex bike shorts. (I rode a lot and my ass looked good back then.) I hit my head on the corner of the bed and probably should have had stitches.
...that's as threatening as any garment of clothing ever got for me!
I'm still laughing, thinking about Peaches pointing 'fluffy' at the shapewear! "Back off, you Satan-Addled Jackass!"
Posted by: Slapweasel at August 17, 2013 02:29 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: torquewrench
I thought that said defecation, which also would be true.
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2013 02:30 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2013 02:30 PM (+98Gb)
Posted by: vorak the dull at August 17, 2013 02:30 PM (OsCtd)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2013 02:30 PM (YEB1C)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 02:31 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2013 02:32 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: model_1066 at August 17, 2013 02:32 PM (QMWjL)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2013 02:33 PM (YEB1C)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 06:24 PM (8lmkt)
People who are paid a fuckton of money to look like they'd never ever need it.
The underwire in my favorite bra snapped this week and, once I was done swearing a blue streak, I was sad because holy hell it's nearly impossible to find a bra that keeps the twins off the ground and doesn't make me want to weep from pain.
Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 17, 2013 02:33 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2013 02:35 PM (YEB1C)
Posted by: Random name at August 17, 2013 02:36 PM (FHv6d)
Posted by: Darling Little Boy, Just Darling at August 17, 2013 02:36 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: China at August 17, 2013 02:36 PM (nsOJa)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 02:38 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Michael Keaton at August 17, 2013 02:40 PM (N3Al8)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 02:41 PM (4Mv1T)
Top comment on this video is from the thread's video poster. The second comment from somebody else.
The video itself is about the "power of one" -- guess who makes a short still shot appearance.
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 17, 2013 02:42 PM (6xhLc)
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2013 02:42 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Synova at August 17, 2013 02:42 PM (7/PU+)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2013 02:43 PM (YEB1C)
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2013 02:45 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 02:45 PM (4Mv1T)
And set fire to the rule of law.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 17, 2013 05:39 PM (qyfb5)
Thread winner.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at August 17, 2013 02:46 PM (lks4T)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 02:48 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 17, 2013 02:48 PM (aDwsi)
***
There are quite a few conservative blacks posting on Twitter and they have to but up with ten times the shit we do for leaving the plantation. I wonder if we haven't been fooled by the MSM. The MSM supports only Sharpton/Jackson version of black opinion but I wonder if they are suppressing much more. I know we're a long way from getting a majority lf the black vote still we may be underestimating conservative blacks.
P.S. I can't end this without showing myself to be a racist so I'll just add this. You know calling a black person a "house n-word" is an insult? Well then, is calling them a "field n-word" a compliment?
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 17, 2013 02:49 PM (VlXYw)
***
Hey, I used to do that.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 17, 2013 02:50 PM (VlXYw)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 02:50 PM (4Mv1T)
I am going to try it. It will certainly be better for my spiritual health to not carry around so much hate and, who knows, God may listen to my prayers.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 17, 2013 02:50 PM (31Nrp)
Posted by: Maitre 'D From Ferris Bueller at August 17, 2013 02:50 PM (zZSmI)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support the rodeo clown at August 17, 2013 02:51 PM (8JJ6O)
Posted by: BignJames at August 17, 2013 02:51 PM (ZNQKl)
***
Historians suspect he had gangrene of the testicles which became infested with worms.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 17, 2013 02:52 PM (VlXYw)
Posted by: WalrusRex
That's what Charles Dickens was talking about when he said, "They were the best of times, they were the worst of times." Pretty sure.
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2013 02:52 PM (Hx2XA)
***
And the Geeks talked of hubris.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 17, 2013 02:54 PM (VlXYw)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 06:38 PM (8lmkt)
Yeah. I don't think CK even makes them in my size.
bebe, I've had some luck with Bali stuff but just when I find something I don't hate, it gets discontinued.
Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 17, 2013 02:54 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: WalrusRex
That's what Charles Dickens was talking about when he said, "They were the best of times, they were the worst of times." Pretty sure.
Posted by: Dang
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Well..., that and the beheadings.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 17, 2013 02:54 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 02:55 PM (4Mv1T)
***
Historians suspect he had gangrene of the testicles which became infested with worms.
wait, what??? how the fuck did I miss that?? who? I am entranced by the very notion . . . please, I am quite serious.
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 02:55 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: vorak the dull at August 17, 2013 02:55 PM (OsCtd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 17, 2013 02:55 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl i support the rodeo clown at August 17, 2013 02:56 PM (8JJ6O)
Should be easily repairable if you have a cheap/uncomfortable donor with wires of similar dimension.
I've never attempted a bra repair, but this should work given the way it has to be designed...
1) Take #11 X-acto blade and make small incisions at the top of the wire channels (which have to be continuous) where they were closed with stitching.
2) Work the busted pieces out through the incisions.
3) Slide the new donor parts in through the incisions and work them around until the position looks about right.
4) Seal the incisions with a couple of hand sewn stitches.
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 02:56 PM (yLe+f)
Not politics. Not abuse of power. Not scheming to destroy the Constitution and the Republic.
Golfing. Or macrame or whatever else they want to do.
***
Kerry is not letting this Egypt unpleasant disrupt his fun.
http://tinyurl.com/mtqf99q
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 17, 2013 02:56 PM (VlXYw)
Posted by: The joker at August 17, 2013 02:57 PM (N3Al8)
Quite possibly, my queen. I wore a 34A for years and had bruises from the underwires, then by happenstance realized that the 34B was the right size. Ain't no way on God's green earth I am a B, but Calvin thinks otherwise. So, yeah, he might just be for the tiny-tittied . . . Although, sometimes, I see ones that I could actually wear as a hat, so I dunno. It's not my area of expertise. His panties are the bomb, though.
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 02:57 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: LoveChildofMaxineWatersandJesseJacksonJr at August 17, 2013 03:00 PM (XdK8k)
***
Historians suspect he had gangrene of the testicles which became infested with worms.
wait, what??? how the fuck did I miss that?? who? I am entranced by the very notion . . . please, I am quite serious.
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 06:55 PM (8lmkt)
***
I saw it on the History channel in a documentary about Herod the Great. I'm kind of a nerd.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 17, 2013 03:01 PM (VlXYw)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 03:01 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 03:02 PM (yLe+f)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 17, 2013 03:02 PM (qyfb5)
But I may never have children again...
Posted by: navybrat at August 17, 2013 03:02 PM (6msQC)
Deal a meal TR...deal a meal happened...
my son appreciated my Maine accent on the way back from Hotlanta
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 03:02 PM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 17, 2013 03:03 PM (qyfb5)
It's so cute that you think I don't know how to do that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 17, 2013 03:03 PM (Gk3SS)
Oh, wow, that is just fascinating to me, WalrusRex. I love weird shit. Thanks for puttin' me some knowledge (I don't have cable, so I pretty much rely on the 'rons for updates).
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 03:04 PM (8lmkt)
M'lady we males labor under many an illusion...
if loving SMOD is wrong I don't ever wanna be right...
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 03:05 PM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 03:05 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 03:05 PM (yLe+f)
Posted by: Tobacco Road
I've been on & off. Got the boyz comin' over for some grill-chow and beers. I'll be out back, tending the fire-pit getting hammered tonight.
Homemade salsa for snackin' and plain ol' hot dogs for stomach-fillin'. Tom Hamilton broadcasting the Indians game and smack talk about fantasy baseball.
To me? That's what Heaven looks like.
Posted by: Slapweasel at August 17, 2013 03:06 PM (lq3Ak)
Posted by: alexthechick - Team SMOD at August 17, 2013 07:03 PM (Gk3SS)
Bless your hearts, my female betters. I have tried to re-sew buttons . . . with hilarious and disastrous results. Sewing and parking, I kinda suck at both. Keeps me humble.
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 03:06 PM (8lmkt)
YouTube can be our friend on some Histoire Channel fun m'lady....
I have cable for the first time in months since we're staying here at Casa La Quinta for a month and I've watched precisely zero hours....
though I did get the middle finger from Discovery Redneck on Moonshiners and Amish Mafia at the mechanics....
so there's that.
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 03:07 PM (A4hKL)
And the Nerds talked of hummus.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 17, 2013 03:08 PM (YgTB4)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 03:08 PM (yLe+f)
I don't even have CBS, which has all my fave shows. It's like I am living in the medieval times. But, I soldier on, with the help of cheap swill and teh parlies. Not complaining, that would be tedious for us all.
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 03:08 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2013 03:09 PM (YEB1C)
Posted by: L, elle at August 17, 2013 03:09 PM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: mindful webworker, revolutionarily at August 17, 2013 03:10 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 17, 2013 03:10 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: RS at August 17, 2013 03:10 PM (YAGV/)
Otherwise I won't have a pithy comeback.
***
If you mean this:
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
I think it means, "raise the minimum wage, cap and trade, tax,tax,tax."
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 17, 2013 03:11 PM (VlXYw)
Posted by: lan sing at August 17, 2013 03:12 PM (IQBN5)
It was more a prayer or invocation for divine intervention...
you seemed to be implying slim pickings here and I was caught in a feedback loop.
I left Columbia SC at 0830 to take Lad and Spouse down to Atlanta for Shopping Paradise....
you ever notice that the women who flaunt their bodies with the most abandon are often those who have the least delectable bodies to flaunt so it was a deal a meal evening when we drove back up.
On the way back up 385 I snapped at Traffic and went into "Sven J Olafson does Maine accent at the State Capitals Rote Memorization Drill" for his benefit...
poor Lad damn near pissed his pants when I started going on about the "Goldun Biear"
He said "all beer is golden dad" and we were off I said "gold-un biear like Jock Nicholson the Gawlfuh"
anyway I don't get out much and that is probably a good thing.
Wet me drive the caw!
CAW
anyway we're a riot with a flashlight and a corner....
when SMOD hits we'll draw in caves
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 03:12 PM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2013 03:13 PM (jE38p)
btw, BoSox are kickin' the Yankees asses 6-1, in case anyone was wondering.
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 03:14 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 03:14 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2013 03:14 PM (YEB1C)
What a freaking difference in acceleration that made. I think the module was keeping the diesel injectors too lean all the time and not sensing the turbo boost pressure
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 03:14 PM (yLe+f)
Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 03:14 PM (aH+zP)
You're okay by me ma'am...
I pretty much am to the point I buy my shows through Xbox Video and zen out...in the corner with the flashlight and stampy feet...
I will say the lack of true broadband in my life has me near spitting bullets though.
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 03:14 PM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2013 03:15 PM (jE38p)
purp is an 'ette
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 03:15 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2013 03:16 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: Craig Poe at August 17, 2013 07:11 PM (BVkEs)
very nice, Craig Poe, well played!!!
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 03:17 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: sad rodeo clown at August 17, 2013 03:17 PM (BmWNr)
YUou know I finally mastered NDH being a dame and I keep forgetting Purp is an 'ette....
*sigh* I need a socrecard...
or in honor of the drive...
I knead a scour COD
COD
you know like you send for a birthday...?
Maine...God love 'em.... I figure they all got gangrene in the ear one generation.
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 03:18 PM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Synova at August 17, 2013 03:18 PM (7/PU+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2013 07:16 PM (jE38p)
long story, but I'm both a Red Sox and Yankee fan from a very young age . . . however, when they play each other, I'm all about the Sox.
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 03:18 PM (8lmkt)
Prolly kinda sharpish/cutty and not well deburred. There's some "liquid electrical tape" stuff they sell at Home Depot that's not too expensive. A dunk in that would put a nice smooth plastic coating on the edge
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 03:19 PM (yLe+f)
Sha-zay-um.
I learn something new everyday. Didn't see that one comin'Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 03:19 PM (4Mv1T)
Boobs, boob contraptions, and Obama. Not seeing a disconnect.
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2013 03:20 PM (K7xnX)
Posted by: sad rodeo clown at August 17, 2013 03:21 PM (BmWNr)
Posted by: Craig Poe at August 17, 2013 03:21 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 17, 2013 03:21 PM (YEB1C)
Yeah NDH, Purp, Peaches, AlewxTheChick,
Chique D'Afrique, Zombie, Marple...there's a bunch...
Purp is a hard one to remember she is a Murl...you know an honorary guy hence Male and Girl...
but yeah NDH and Purp don't throw the "'ette" card often...
Scour Cod....
you know Cod like a Video Cod in a PC?
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 03:21 PM (A4hKL)
Ogabe throws like a dame but he lacks the class to be an 'ette...
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 03:22 PM (A4hKL)
Posted by: Miguel Ambivalence@sven10077 at August 17, 2013 07:22 PM (A4hKL)
fucker lacks the skillz, and I'm pretty sure most of the 'ettes could throw out a first pitch that would have the crowd goin' wild. fuckin' blasphemer . . .
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 03:24 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at August 17, 2013 03:26 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: lindafell at August 17, 2013 03:27 PM (PGO8C)
that's what I'm talkin' about, lindafell. thanks for the tip, I will check it out. i was raised nominally Catholic, but I got over that about 50 years ago and, surprisingly to me, my parents soon followed me out the door. just been dealing direct since then and I feel like I have a lot of cozy convos with the Big Guy, just all by myself, when I wake up in the middle of the night. would be nice to be able to find some peeps to raise my hands and bow my head with, though.
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 03:31 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: ontherocks at August 17, 2013 03:32 PM (5MTsB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2013 07:35 PM (gqgiP)
bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 03:36 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: eman at August 17, 2013 03:37 PM (AO9UG)
Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 17, 2013 03:38 PM (yLe+f)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 17, 2013 03:38 PM (Os+6p)
Posted by: s. plissken at August 17, 2013 03:40 PM (u6lBN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2013 03:41 PM (2Tv3A)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2013 03:46 PM (2Tv3A)
Posted by: lindafell at August 17, 2013 03:49 PM (PGO8C)
Posted by: sonnyspats at August 17, 2013 03:51 PM (N3Al8)
As I stumble through this life,
help me to create more laughter than tears,
dispense more cheer than gloom,
spread more cheer than despair.
Never let me become so indifferent,
that I will fail to see the wonders in the eyes of a child,
or the twinkle in the eyes of the aged.
Never let me forget that my total effort is to cheer people,
make them happy, and forget momentarily,
all the unpleasantness in their lives.
And in my final moment,
may I hear You whisper:
“When you made My people smile,
you made Me smile.”
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2013 03:52 PM (K7xnX)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 03:56 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Ronster at August 17, 2013 03:56 PM (nnbZs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2013 03:57 PM (2Tv3A)
You gotta like eatin', tho. I think food is part of their liturgy.
Posted by: Trainer's looking to join a Militia. at August 17, 2013 03:58 PM (7EbAY)
Then you should be a Jew.
Belief is secondary to correct conduct.
Posted by: Zuzu Bailey at August 17, 2013 03:59 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Ronster at August 17, 2013 07:58 PM (nnbZs)
awesome, thanks, Ronster . . . it's my b'day week!!! assiduously collecting hugs. 
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 03:59 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 04:02 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 08:01 PM (8lmkt)
I'm not trying to be inflammatory at all!
Judaism does not require belief. What is first and foremost is the behavior that Judaism believes God requires of us. It is a method for life rather than a belief system.
If I offended you I apologize.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2013 04:03 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2013 04:03 PM (2Tv3A)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2013 04:05 PM (2Tv3A)
We need to have a beer together. Maybe Nevergiveup will join us!
I don't require an apology because you said nothing even remotely offensive. I was simply pointing out that there are others who are offended by the deification of Obama.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2013 04:05 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Vendette at August 17, 2013 04:06 PM (8JbVT)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2013 08:03 PM (gqgiP)
well, you fuckin' did, because I believe in the 10 commandments and I believe in the One True God and I speak to Him daily and, whatever, I'm sure Jesus is proud of your ass.
I'll just leave, I don't want to start shit. I do love you guys, including you, CBD.
fuck.
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 04:06 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2013 04:08 PM (2Tv3A)
It was an intellectual interpretation, and completely without judgment.
Once again, I apologize...and please don't leave on my account.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2013 04:08 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: Gingy at August 17, 2013 04:09 PM (aH+zP)
Posted by: Peaches at August 17, 2013 04:10 PM (8lmkt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2013 04:11 PM (2Tv3A)
Posted by: Synova at August 17, 2013 04:12 PM (7/PU+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2013 04:14 PM (2Tv3A)
Posted by: lindafell at August 17, 2013 04:26 PM (PGO8C)
It's their politics not their driving that offends me!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2013 04:29 PM (gqgiP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2013 04:35 PM (2Tv3A)
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/decriminalize-k-12-truancy-laws/MydX2ZxH
Posted by: Milwaukee at August 17, 2013 05:30 PM (e+EEU)
Unemployment for blacks is currently 12.6 about twice that for whites.
The men, women, children, intellectuals in the gulags wept, because they passionately believed that "if Stalin knew what went on here, he'd rush in and save us.
Under Obama, White America has 22 times more wealth than Blacks and the education gap between White and Black has grown steadily. Blacks have lost 44% of their total worth.
How many prisoners in the gulag died ignorant of the fact that it was Stalin who ordered their arrest and imprisonment? My guess, almost all.
Posted by: Walt Princeton at August 17, 2013 07:19 PM (1wI7y)
Posted by: TanarUr at August 17, 2013 09:47 PM (S4N/h)
Posted by: Roscoe at August 18, 2013 03:48 AM (oKJU9)
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Posted by: NCKate at August 17, 2013 01:28 PM (kwl+3)