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August 09, 2013

Pre-ONT. Who are these people?
— Purple Avenger

Can stupidity bring it?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 04:29 PM | Comments (210)
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1 Idiots. Next Question.

Posted by: RS at August 09, 2013 04:30 PM (YAGV/)

2 Stupidity ALREADY brought it.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 09, 2013 04:31 PM (SAMxH)

3 And the Middle Class.

Posted by: RS at August 09, 2013 04:31 PM (YAGV/)

4 Idiocracy was a documentary.

Posted by: Andy at August 09, 2013 04:31 PM (li+aS)

5 Hey dude, we have a petition....

Sure I'll sign, it's just easier than having to argue with you.

Posted by: Just go Limp at August 09, 2013 04:31 PM (hVdS/)

6 I signed it seven times.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at August 09, 2013 04:33 PM (Dwehj)

7 Obama is cool! Madison is a dead white guy.

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2013 04:33 PM (T6lOL)

8 We do good work don't we?

Yep. 35 years of institutionalized stupidity as an official curriculum.

Yer Welcome!

Posted by: Dept Of Education at August 09, 2013 04:34 PM (Ojgjr)

9 I can't watch it. It makes me want to start shooting people BEFORE the start of the revolution.

Patience, I tell myself. Their time will come.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2013 04:34 PM (BeSEI)

10 Ouch, that makes my brain hurt!

Posted by: Captain's daughter at August 09, 2013 04:35 PM (JGqk9)

11 If I sign this, can I keep my benefits? I really like my Obamaphones...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at August 09, 2013 04:35 PM (UIAT6)

12 Rehashing of rehashed rehash.
Next

Posted by: ontherocks at August 09, 2013 04:36 PM (Qsukf)

13 So Purp stomps my thank you to him on the last thread with a new one. So, is the petition to repeal obummer care?

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 09, 2013 04:36 PM (H0qOD)

14 My hash is 'LOL', so you know I'm wikkid smaht!

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2013 04:36 PM (T6lOL)

15 I know he said his petition was to repeal the Bill of Rights, several times, but I didn't understand that he wanted to repeal the Bill of Rights.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at August 09, 2013 04:36 PM (bKA83)

16 Probably Republican Representatives and their staffers

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at August 09, 2013 04:36 PM (MhA4j)

17 9 I can't watch it. It makes me want to start shooting people BEFORE the start of the revolution.

Patience, I tell myself. Their time will come.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 09, 2013 08:34 PM (BeSEI)

Oh you won't have to waste ammo on these mouth-breathers. Just call them to you and feed them razor blades. Tell them it's candy.

That's about it.

Posted by: Strife at August 09, 2013 04:36 PM (Ojgjr)

18 **facepalm** Of course Obama will do it all by EO and nobody will challenge him.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at August 09, 2013 04:37 PM (l+xhc)

19 Who the heck is this Bill Rights guy?

Is he related to Ben Ghazzi?

Posted by: Low Information Tardocrat at August 09, 2013 04:38 PM (Ojgjr)

20 And this is why the GOP will probably never win a presidential election again.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 09, 2013 04:38 PM (HDgX3)

21 There are some idiots who will sign anything just to get the idiot out of their face

Posted by: ombudsman at August 09, 2013 04:38 PM (vQU1z)

Posted by: Strife at August 09, 2013 04:38 PM (Ojgjr)

23 On a somewhat related topic, I think Joe Rogan's new show "Joe Rogan Questions Everything" should really be called "Joe Rogan Believes Anything."

Posted by: cool arrow at August 09, 2013 04:39 PM (WMsq+)

24 Considering the intelligence of the people he encountered, I have an idea for his next stunt:

Obama wants you to drink this Kool-Aid.

Could thin out the herd of dumb somewhat.

Posted by: Splunge at August 09, 2013 04:39 PM (bKA83)

25 The really fucked up part is all these people think they are above average intelligence.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 09, 2013 04:40 PM (HDgX3)

26 The really fucked up part is all these people think they are above average intelligence.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 09, 2013 08:40 PM (HDgX3)

Are you kidding? They think they're fucking geniuses.

Posted by: cool arrow at August 09, 2013 04:41 PM (WMsq+)

27 Repeal the Bill of Rights? The Bill of Rights? Oh no. Hell no!

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 09, 2013 04:41 PM (PNi9V)

28 Would that be Santa Monica pier in LA?

Because that would bring it! Some. Context.

Posted by: Fritz at August 09, 2013 04:42 PM (K7xnX)

29 They're full-fledged ~~citizens~~ useful idiots of the ObamiNation.

Posted by: steveegg at August 09, 2013 04:43 PM (o44nj)

30 Ban Dihydrogen monoxide!!!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at August 09, 2013 04:43 PM (b9K4P)

31
"Above average intelligence'? Compared to what? A tree stump?

Posted by: irongrampa at August 09, 2013 04:44 PM (SAMxH)

32 You usually have to write down your address on petitions right? Remember what happened when those sweet ghey folks who wouldn't hurt a fly got ahold of the Prop 8(?) petition out in kommiefornia?

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 09, 2013 04:46 PM (xDlyw)

33 The Bill of Rights is like 100 years old, can't we like you know get something new or something?

Posted by: Ezra Klein at August 09, 2013 04:46 PM (2jQGY)

34 People accuse me of being sneaky and insidious. I'm really not. People love me.

Posted by: Tyranny at August 09, 2013 04:46 PM (di+Lf)

35 *headdesk*

Yeah I was thinking SaMo Pier too.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2013 04:46 PM (Myqtp)

36 My daughter, in her process of conversion from a democrat to a conservative, came home yesterday and was ranting about stupid and uninformed people who think they are smart.

This is a perfect example.

Earlier this week she was aggravated to find out that since we live just outside the Marion county (Indianapolis) line, she cannot go to the Social Security office downtown to change her card back to her maiden name, but instead had to drive FORTY MILES south to Columbus.

I just said, "I have learned that the government is not concerned with our convenience, but rather theirs."

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 09, 2013 04:46 PM (GoIUi)

37 1. Flat top, check 2. Ball cap, on backwards, check 3. Sunglasses, check 4. Sign whatever I'm handing you, check

Posted by: cashpipe at August 09, 2013 04:47 PM (RJ9KU)

38 Oh you won't have to waste ammo on these mouth-breathers. Just call them to you and feed them razor blades. Tell them it's ~~candy~~ a government benefit. FIFY

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2013 04:47 PM (T6lOL)

Good news everyone!:Scientists say it's possible to blow up the Sun. On purpose.As if we didn't already have enough to worry about, a pair of scientists are warning that it's theoretically possible to deliberately detonate the Sun. IO9.com
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 09, 2013 08:13 PM (kdS6q)
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I posted this in the last thread, but everyone moved on...

Years back I remember seeing a documentary about the the building of the first atomic bomb. There were two camps of thought about what would happen if they detonated the bomb.

One camp believed that there would be a fission chain reaction that would keep going and going and consume the Earth.

The other didn't think that would be the case (and as it so happens, they were right). But they put the odds of continuing fission at about 10-15%.
I can't imagine setting off a bomb that might conceivably consume the whole planet with odds like that. So I readily believe that there will a scientist dumb enough out there to try and set off a sun killer just to see if it would work.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 09, 2013 08:42 PM (lxc0s)

Having now seen idiots sign a petition to repeal to Bill of Rights, I think I could get behind the Bomb the Sun movement

Posted by: Darth Randall- Bomb the Sun supporter at August 09, 2013 04:48 PM (lxc0s)

40 After the last ten years is such a petition even necessary? I mean, we're pretty much there. We have license to engage in activities similar to those in the BoR, but actual Rights that can't be set aside by "extenuating circumstances", "reasonable" suspicion, or some other kind of government FU, not really.

Posted by: Lazarus at August 09, 2013 04:48 PM (q4ggw)

41 woah WTF my hash changed! I feel all...different.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2013 04:48 PM (Myqtp)

42 For all of Lucas's wooden dialogue, he nailed it with Amadala's line in Ep. III. "So this is how democracy dies. With thunderous applause."

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 04:48 PM (sQ0LB)

43 My good God; I weep for this country. There is no hope for America...

Posted by: George Sobon at August 09, 2013 04:50 PM (+h6zp)

NC Ref, it's just a glitch in the matrix. Carry on, ~~citizen~~subject.

Love,

Trudy

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 04:50 PM (sQ0LB)

45 42 For all of Lucas's wooden dialogue, he nailed it with Amadala's line in Ep. III. "So this is how democracy dies. With thunderous applause."

You deserve some sort of medal for making it through all three prequel episodes. I bailed some time around the "smarmy money-grubbing thinly-veiled Jew alien" scene in Episode 1.

Posted by: Splunge at August 09, 2013 04:51 PM (bKA83)

46 Avenge me.

Posted by: The Constitution at August 09, 2013 04:51 PM (di+Lf)

47 Drudge has a link right now at the top of his page. People signing to allow illegal aliens to be set free no matter what the crime. Rape, murder, whatever. Same guy. Info Wars link though.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at August 09, 2013 04:52 PM (u6lBN)

48 you can petition the lord with prayer

Posted by: jim morrison live at August 09, 2013 04:54 PM (FJW17)

49 The only good part of this is you know these morons are unarmed cause guns are bad and stuff. When culling time comes well you know.

Posted by: wierdflunkyonatablet at August 09, 2013 04:54 PM (tlhtD)

50 On a somewhat related topic, I think Joe Rogan's new show "Joe Rogan Questions Everything" should really be called "Joe Rogan Believes Anything."

Posted by: cool arrow at August 09, 2013 08:39 PM (WMsq+)

1.) He's into that crap because it makes him feel like he has secret knowledge that makes him smarter than all the rubes and dupes.

2.) In the mind of conspiracy theorists, Occam's Razor is some bullshit the man came up with to hide you from the truth.

Posted by: Professor Marius von Totenkopf (formerly Hoss Fuentes) at August 09, 2013 04:55 PM (aozUR)

51 You know why these people are aimlessly wandering around a pear with stupid backwards ball caps? They don't have anything to occupy their minds.

They are so uneducated that they are in a state of perpetual bewilderment. They don't understand the consitution, or the government. But more, they don't understand banking, basic health, how to raise children, how to hold down a job, how to read, how to do crossword puzzles, NOTHING.

So, as the old saying goes, the idle mind is the Devil's playground. These people have REALLY idle minds. They are bewildered and bored, so to get some relief from the boredom (the cause of which they do not understand) they indulge in sex, drugs, an sometimes violence. The more creative may surf. That's it.

It's a waste of human potential.

Democrats are the reason.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 09, 2013 04:55 PM (GoIUi)

52 Avenge me.

Posted by: The Constitution at August 09, 2013 08:51 PM (di+Lf)

By Grapthar's Hammer....by the suns of Warvan....you will be avenged!

Posted by: EC at August 09, 2013 04:55 PM (doBIb)

53 Crank, quite. The educational system as completely purged the ability of the latest generations to know and appreciate the value of what this country once was. With that accomplished, it's just a short stroll to tyranny, gratefully accepted by the proles.

Posted by: RS at August 09, 2013 04:56 PM (YAGV/)

54 <<>>

Posted by: lindafell still in NJ at August 09, 2013 04:56 PM (ccH+N)

55 #51 I, on the other hand, do not know that it is a PIER and not a PEAR.

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 09, 2013 04:57 PM (GoIUi)

56 God-forbid (and I want to avoid all the NSA keywords), but this level of stoopid looks and smells like extinction.
They've conditioned the environment in Blue Cities so that reality dare not make them happy; but the cost is rising, the people who can afford it are moving, and the cosseted themselves are adding to the expense (e.g., all those bodies that pile up in the Cook County, IL, morgue... like they all leave a substantial estate). It doesn't look good, it just doesn't.
Meanwhile, I'm in a coffee shop named for a famous theologian, in a red state, enjoying a nice $6 Cali Pinot Noir, and they have Arvo PÃƒÂ¤rt playing on the sound system.
They can't effin' touch me here right now.

Posted by: Cretin, high-grade moron at August 09, 2013 04:59 PM (YO7cN)

57 I know, the barrel. I don't know what's going on. I'm out of my element in Jersey. Even the roads are strange.....sigh.

Posted by: lindafell still in NJ at August 09, 2013 05:00 PM (ccH+N)

58 55 #51 I, on the other hand, do not know that it is a PIER and not a PEAR.

You're welcome.

Posted by: iPad Autocorrect at August 09, 2013 05:01 PM (bKA83)

59 A U.S. official, speaking on the condition of anonymity, called the president's disclosure "crazy." "Doesn't the law apply to the president too?" the official asked, and then jokingly added, "I guess he could pardon himself."

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2013 05:01 PM (e8kgV)

60 NC Ref - Have you seen this? NC Young Republicans collect signatures at 'Moral Monday' demonstration. YouTube removed it, BTW.
http://vimeo.com/72047830

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:02 PM (aDwsi)

61 Repeal Tibet!! wait....oh yeah ok...Repeal Tibet!!

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at August 09, 2013 05:02 PM (A96MH)

62 Meanwhile the Chinese and Russians are laughing their asses off at what we've become.

Posted by: wierdflunkyonatablet at August 09, 2013 05:02 PM (tlhtD)

63 On a pier in California? That's like shooting fish in a barrel! Although I guess the same could be said of a Harvard faculty meeting...

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2013 05:02 PM (FcR7P)

No doubt all of the signers were or are in the process of getting a college "education".......

The teachers unions have done their duty to The State quite well.... The State is everything to everyone..... ask no questions and show no independence or you will be crushed.

I hope I retire to the back roads of Texas long before the high speed rail (!) cars start hauling people to the camps.....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at August 09, 2013 05:03 PM (05TBV)

65 What is the name of the golf pro who has big old pot belly and a cigarrette hanging from his mouth when he tees off?

Posted by: waldo at August 09, 2013 05:03 PM (tCBZk)

66 I lasted 15 seconds... They are Olympians, gymnast no doubt.

Posted by: sTevo at August 09, 2013 05:03 PM (YSd1Q)

67 61 Repeal Tibet!! wait....oh yeah ok...Repeal Tibet!!

Free Mumbai!

Posted by: Splunge at August 09, 2013 05:04 PM (bKA83)

68 Aren't Mexico and Canada laughing too?

Posted by: lindafell still in NJ at August 09, 2013 05:04 PM (ccH+N)

69
I can only look at that and sigh anymore. Boned.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 09, 2013 05:05 PM (qM18f)

70 Blow up the sun? How the hell you gonna get something powerful enough to blow up the sun, close enough to the sun without the sun burning it to nothing (well, not nothing nothing, nut you know what I mean) before it gets there. Wait. Got it. A laser beam. A laser beam with the strength of one million laser beams. Excuse me. What's that? One billion laser beams. Mounted on the back of a frigging space shark.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 09, 2013 05:05 PM (RYVE/)

71 I am teaching Beowulf right now, and I am pointing out examples of Biblical references in it. As I pointed out to the kids that the monster Grendel is said to have been a descendant of Cain, one kid asked, "Kane the wrestler?" No. Freaking. Words.

Posted by: Jmel at August 09, 2013 05:05 PM (cfFqn)

72 John Daly

Posted by: wierdflunkyonatablet at August 09, 2013 05:05 PM (tlhtD)

73 Mexico and Canada are terrified. They're going to be overwhelmed with refugees when the shit starts

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 09, 2013 05:06 PM (di+Lf)

74 Blow up the sun? Sure! Where do I sign?

Posted by: LIVin' in the Age of Obama at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (FcR7P)

75 70 Blow up the sun?
How the hell you gonna get something powerful enough to blow up the sun, close enough to the sun without the sun burning it to nothing (well, not nothing nothing, nut you know what I mean) before it gets there.

Wait. Got it. A laser beam. A laser beam with the strength of one million laser beams. Excuse me. What's that?
One billion laser beams. Mounted on the back of a frigging space shark.

Posted by: nothinglefttolose at August 09, 2013 09:05 PM (RYVE/)

Duh. Flying Squid...impervious.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at August 09, 2013 05:07 PM (A96MH)

76 As I pointed out to the kids that the monster Grendel is said to have been a descendant of Cain, one kid asked, "...John McCain?"

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2013 05:08 PM (FcR7P)

77 74 Blow up the sun? Sure! Where do I sign? To solve global warming, right?

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2013 05:08 PM (T6lOL)

78 Pffft. Rites is for dead people.

Posted by: Wise Beyond My Years at August 09, 2013 05:09 PM (krHnX)

79 Hey, those are my kinda folks

Posted by: talking like a man with a paper asshole at August 09, 2013 05:09 PM (WF4dN)

80 Ya well, there's good news and there's bad news.

The good news is I have new tires on the car, bad news is I can't buy groceries.
But the good news is I paid for the propane that was delivered 4 months ago, bad news is I need more propane. But there's more bad news, I need to renew driver's license and vehicle registration, in person, and take a vision test. More bad news, I need new glasses.

But wait, there's more. Homeowner's insurance wants to inspect my residence; someone has entered the wrong discount code, it's listed as new construction and the house is 40 years old, and the back porch collapsed from the weight of snow last season, or dry rot, or carpenter ants, or something . So I'm pretty sure the rates going up.

But the good news is I've squirreled away a few bucks toward a new snow thrower for when this one craps out. The bad news is I'm short 2500 bucks.

So I'm going to see about refinancing the mortgage 'cuz I'm pretty sure I'm paying too much in interest..the bad news is I still owe more than it's worth at current markets prices, especially if anyone sees the back porch.

So I'm thinking. . . . at this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Just go Limp at August 09, 2013 05:09 PM (hVdS/)

81 On a pier in California? That's like shooting fish in a barrel! Although I guess the same could be said of a Harvard faculty meeting...

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2013 09:02 PM (FcR7P)

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Hey now, don't go mixing us up with those idiots!

Posted by: Californian on a pier at August 09, 2013 05:10 PM (lxc0s)

82 And their vote is worth the same as each of ours.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at August 09, 2013 05:10 PM (FDGeg)

83 Oh you won't have to waste ammo on these mouth-breathers. Just call them to you and feed them razor blades. Tell them it's candy. That's about it. Posted by: Strife at August 09, 2013 08:36 PM (Ojgjr) Pudding with ground glass in it. They'll eat it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 09, 2013 05:10 PM (V1ZIU)

84 25 The really fucked up part is all these people think they are above average intelligence. The stumbling block is that we refuse to admit the bell curve is real. We need a test to weed out the stupids and deny them the ability to vote. It could be very simple: 1. The United States of America was founded as a democracy, not a republic. T or F 2. The Untied States of America is in the Eastern Hemisphere. T or F 3. The War of 1812 was fought in Canada. T or F 4. The sun rises in the west because the earth is 177,600 miles from the sun. T or F 5. The 10th amendment to the Constitution allows the federal government to regulate commerce. T or F 6. The Second World War ended in 1938. T or F 7. The country of Chile is across the Bearing Straits from Alaska. T or F 8. The second president of the United States of America was James Smith. T or F 9. The Supreme Court is comprised of 15 justices appointed by congress. T or F 10. Congress may abridged freedom of expression as ordered by the president. T or F All answers must be correct or you are banned from voting in perpetuity and immediately deported to Harare unless you submit to having your tongue removed.

Posted by: angel with a sword at August 09, 2013 05:11 PM (EO34X)

85 51 You know why these people are aimlessly wandering around a pear with stupid backwards ball caps?

Posted by: Miss Marple at August 09, 2013 08:55 PM (GoIUi)

I know I'm over reacting but I hate, hate, hate the fucking backwards ball caps. What's next backwards shoes? backwards underwear? backwards shirts? This whole fucking country is backwards. I told you I'm over reacting.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at August 09, 2013 05:13 PM (A96MH)

86 @80 Brother, time to go rogue.
Hack the system, get as free as you can, re-order priorities.
If you're not married now, now might be a good time to get married.
Just' sayin'.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/l8drzju

Posted by: Cretin, high-grade moron at August 09, 2013 05:13 PM (YO7cN)

87 11. The lotion is supposed to be put in the basket. T or F

Posted by: Skip Tracer at August 09, 2013 05:13 PM (2+bRt)

88 Purp, Is that why Mexico is so eager to get rid of it own (+/- 30 million) people right now? So it can absorb the 200 million US refugees?

Posted by: lindafell still in NJ at August 09, 2013 05:14 PM (ccH+N)

89 Repeal the Ten Commandments, even.

Posted by: Craig Poe at August 09, 2013 05:14 PM (BVkEs)

90 Angel - Uncertain about #3. Does that mean exclusively in Canada?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:14 PM (aDwsi)

91 @89 Repeal reality.
We can perfect Human Nature through the tax code.

Posted by: Cretin, high-grade moron at August 09, 2013 05:16 PM (YO7cN)

92 If the cap is on an adolescent, I ask if it did not come with instructions.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:16 PM (aDwsi)

93 Re: 73 President Shit for Brains is going to build a fence to keep Americans in. And good luck swimming the Niagara.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (BLAfs)

94 Mike Hammer, That is the proverbial 'trick question'.

Posted by: angel with a sword at August 09, 2013 05:17 PM (EO34X)

95 T-bird they are so woefully ignorant of politics, they wouldn't have gotten that joke. Last year, one kid argued with me that Judas was the victim of a smear campaign by the other Disciples! You really cannot make this stuff up.

Posted by: Jmel at August 09, 2013 05:18 PM (cfFqn)

96 Angel - I have a trick answer : Yes and no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:18 PM (aDwsi)

97 >>> Angel - Uncertain about #3. Does that mean exclusively in Canada? I have the same question. I don't want to go to Harare.

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2013 05:19 PM (T6lOL)

one kid argued with me that Judas was the victim of a smear campaign by the other Disciples!

Everyone knows this. They were jealous of his Silver Dimes!

Posted by: luaP noR at August 09, 2013 05:20 PM (jCoeL)

99 I don't want to go to Harare. Posted by: fluffy
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Your instincts are good.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:20 PM (aDwsi)

100 Is that why Mexico is so eager to get rid of it own (+/- 30 million) people right now?

They'd probably gladly swap out their low-skill uneducated masses for some of our better educated and skilled.

Absorbing the wave would be difficult, but an influx of talent could catapult Mexico into a major industrial power in a couple of decades.

Canada started getting choosier about who they let in recently. You gotta have skilz to make the cut now.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 09, 2013 05:20 PM (di+Lf)

101 Pudding with ground glass in it. They'll eat it. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis Is it nanner pudin? I like nanner pudin.

Posted by: traye at August 09, 2013 05:21 PM (hJ+5y)

102 96 Angel - I have a trick answer : Yes and no. The answer depends upon which Indian tribes were involved.

Posted by: angel with a sword at August 09, 2013 05:21 PM (EO34X)

103 Harare - good times if you're a dictator...not so much for everyone else.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 09, 2013 05:22 PM (di+Lf)

104 @71 -- How anyone can hope to understand Western Literature(s) without knowing the Bible is inconceivable to me, a former German Lit. person. All Western Literature deals in some form with the continuum of Innocence, Sin, Judgment, Sacrifice, Atonement and Redemption. Maybe not all of them, but some part of that continuum is present in everything.

Posted by: RS at August 09, 2013 05:22 PM (YAGV/)

105 >>> Harare - good times if you're a dictator...not so much for everyone else. I had to look it up, but my guess was within 1,000 miles.

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2013 05:24 PM (T6lOL)

106 Innocence, Sin, Judgment, Sacrifice, Atonement and Redemption

That's old school shit. We new school.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 09, 2013 05:24 PM (di+Lf)

107 I am teaching Beowulf right now, and I am pointing out examples of Biblical references in it. As I pointed out to the kids that the monster Grendel is said to have been a descendant of Cain, one kid asked, "Kane the wrestler?"

No. Freaking. Words.

Posted by: Jmel at August 09, 2013 09:05 PM (cfFqn)

Sheesh, everyone knows Grendel was descended from Kwai Chang Caine, the famous Kung Fu practitioner.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2013 05:24 PM (fNpC1)

108 He needs to go where the people are smarter, like Al Sharpton's neighborhood.....

Posted by: TimmaY at August 09, 2013 05:24 PM (u5ueM)

109 104 We've replaced that old book with Dreams from my Father.

Posted by: wierdflunkyonatablet at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM (tlhtD)

110 Posted by: RS at August 09, 2013 09:22 PM (YAGV/) You mean you want to read all the boring stuff by a lot of dead Eurocentric white guys? /snark

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM (2Tv3A)

111 Cretin, high-grade moron at August 09, 2013 09:13 PM (YO7cN)

Hah, married, is to for laugh.
I can get by on 25 pounds of flour, 6 pounds of butter, and 9 dozen eggs, for a couple months, especially if I see that deer again in the next month or so. The snow thrower is still running without making ominous noises, but it's approaching a midlife crisis so time to trade it in on a younger model. I don't like having cranky mechanicals around.

The porch I can turn into lumber to repair the damage to the ring joists where the amateurs who built this place scabbed the back deck, instead of building a foundation. All I really need is someone to for bring me two sheets of 4 x 8 exterior grade plywood, and a bag of insulation. With the new tires on the car I can ignore the blinking warning lights on the dash for another year or so, maybe.

So it's all good, just the ice is a little thin this time of year, eh?

Posted by: Just go Limp at August 09, 2013 05:26 PM (hVdS/)

112 I'm thankful for my Canadian citizenship. Little's is only a matter of a form and a cheque; Weirddave can get his via me.

Posted by: Gingy at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (aH+zP)

113 104 @71 -- How anyone can hope to understand Western Literature(s) without knowing the Bible is inconceivable to me, a former German Lit. person. All Western Literature deals in some form with the continuum of Innocence, Sin, Judgment, Sacrifice, Atonement and Redemption. Maybe not all of them, but some part of that continuum is present in everything. And then James Joyce finished Ulysses and the first blow to the foundations of modern Western Civilization exploded.

Posted by: angel with a sword at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (EO34X)

114 Sacrifice is when your Obamaphone battery shits the bed.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (di+Lf)

115 Yeah, Chastity, Temperance, Charity, Diligence, Patience, Kindness, and Humility are pretty much outdated too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (aDwsi)

116 The only thing that keeps me going: I may be first against the wall, but they'll be next. And at least I'll know what's going on. They'll be all like, "But I *helped* - I *believe* - I - yarrrggggle (sound of death rattle)."

Posted by: Pentangle at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (nJWdO)

117 I don't want to go to Harare, but I thought there was a battle in Quebec during the War of 1812?

Posted by: RS at August 09, 2013 05:27 PM (YAGV/)

118 Posted by: Jmel at August 09, 2013 09:18 PM (cfFqn) Actually, some progressive theologians assert the same thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (2Tv3A)

119 >>> You mean you want to read all the boring stuff by a lot of dead Eurocentric white guys? /snark Dude! Anansi the spider.

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (T6lOL)

120 Huff Po claims it is man named Mark Dice who "pranked" people in to signing a petition repealing the bill of rights

Posted by: thunderb at August 09, 2013 05:28 PM (zOTsN)

121 I'm thankful for my Canadian citizenship. Little's is only a matter of a form and a cheque; Weirddave can get his via me. Posted by: Gingy
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After looking at the slideshow of Canadian fast-draw champions, I'm ready to move north.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:29 PM (aDwsi)

122 In an otherwise good running engine, most of the time a check engine light on is due to a bad ERG valve or oxygen sensor.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 09, 2013 05:29 PM (di+Lf)

123 Yes, who are they? As in what is the information they wrote down. The other half of the reporters job should have been to make them famous for their stupidity, as a warning to others.

Posted by: UWP at August 09, 2013 05:30 PM (r98SZ)

124 I don't want to go to Harare, but I thought there was a battle in Quebec during the War of 1812? Posted by: RS
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Plenty of action in Canada during 1812...., the question was framed enigmatically..., or somthin'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:30 PM (aDwsi)

125 122 In an otherwise good running engine, most of the time a check engine light on is due to a bad ERG valve or oxygen sensor. Posted by: Purp at August 09, 2013 09:29 PM (di+Lf) Erg even fucks up cars. That little troll sure gets around.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 09, 2013 05:31 PM (V1ZIU)

126 51 You know why these people are aimlessly wandering around a pear with stupid backwards ball caps?Posted by: Miss Marple at August 09, 2013 08:55 PM (GoIUi) I know I'm over reacting but I hate, hate, hatethe fucking backwards ball caps. What's next backwards shoes? backwards underwear? backwards shirts? This whole fucking country is backwards. I told you I'm over reacting.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at August 09, 2013 09:13 PM (A96MH)

I hear you man. All you need to do is put on a ball cap properly, and look in the mirror. You see your normal self. Rotate the bill of the ball cap 180Â°, and look again. Your image will have lost at least 40 IQ points, guaranteed.

Now there are some legitimate reasons to reverse a ball cap, normally when the bill of the cap gets in the way of sight lines or equipment. Baseball catchers do it. I've done it, a lot, when out prospecting, and I want to look at a rock specimen with a hand lens, and the bill of my cap shades the specimen from sunlight. When there's a purpose to it, it's not a sin.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2013 05:31 PM (fNpC1)

127 What the hell did I just see?

Posted by: BarakaTarkata at August 09, 2013 05:31 PM (si4cu)

128 ERG = EGR

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 09, 2013 05:31 PM (di+Lf)

129 everyone knows Grendel was descended from Kwai Chang Caine, the famous Kung Fu practitioner. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon What people do not generally know is that grendel became big into guns and invented a 50cal are pattern.

Posted by: traye at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (hJ+5y)

130 In an otherwise good running engine, most of the time a check engine light on is due to a bad ERG valve or oxygen sensor.
Posted by: Purp
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O2 sensor is probably 75% of such ...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (aDwsi)

131

question?

anyone remember the website to stream the football games?

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (V75zy)

132 Ar pattern. Stupid obamaphone auto correct.

Posted by: traye at August 09, 2013 05:32 PM (hJ+5y)

133 "Check Engine" should be relabeled - "Ditch this POS" because every car I've ever had, once the check engine light starts coming on, it's officially a POS.

Posted by: UWP at August 09, 2013 05:33 PM (r98SZ)

134

anyone remember the website to stream the football games?

Brazzers dot com

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2013 05:34 PM (jCoeL)

135 131 question?
anyone remember the website to stream the football games?

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 09, 2013 09:32 PM (V75zy)

http://firstrowus1.eu/

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2013 05:34 PM (LI48c)

136 I, on the other hand, have a '98 Impreza that runs ratty as hell for almost a minute or so when cranked. Hot, cold, does not matter. It has yet to throw a code. Clears up in 30-45 seconds after cranking.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:35 PM (aDwsi)

137 Being raised by the value system in such disfavor now I admit to a certain degree of irritation, looking at so many young people and their attitudes.

My kids were raised with my values and so too are their children. If you remove yourself from the crowded urban centers you'll find that those values are still very much in evidence.

So please don't lose all hope, just look in the right places for the good. Let the rest wallow in their feces.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 09, 2013 05:36 PM (SAMxH)

138 irongampa, bringing the wisdom as usual

Posted by: Conservative Crank at August 09, 2013 05:38 PM (sQ0LB)

139 The War of 1812 was the first test of the Republic, same as the test we are all, willing or otherwise, subjected to in the dark days of Ogabe. Never give up. "Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." -- Winston Churchill

Posted by: angel with a sword at August 09, 2013 05:38 PM (EO34X)

140 Free Mumbai!

Free Hat!

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at August 09, 2013 05:39 PM (Myqtp)

141 @111 I'm not there, but it sounds like you're gonna handle it.
Wild-crafting your food is a great idea. Tim Ferriss, in his new book, "Four-hour Chef", has a section on hacking park pigeons, for example. Hemingway fed his young family on pigeon in Paris at times. (Apparently, even modern Mexico City pigeons are non-toxic.) Protein, as always, will be the limiting factor, but if you get the protein... bulk beans from your cheapest source, and wild-crafted greens will keep you going.
Notice that I am not advocating crime.
Fwiw, I met a guy who built his house entirely out of recycled materials. Each floor (and there were 4 when I visited) had a different style of windows, but it was paid-for. If all you need is 64 sq. ft. of plywood with waterproof glue... try concrete contractors. Their used forms may fit the bill.

Posted by: Cretin, high-grade moron at August 09, 2013 05:40 PM (YO7cN)

142 ~~Free~~ Fry Mumbai!
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FIFY

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:40 PM (aDwsi)

143

134 really?

135 thanks buzz

halftime!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 09, 2013 05:41 PM (V75zy)

144 Why is Matt Damon so pissed off?

Posted by: redenzo at August 09, 2013 05:41 PM (888y+)

145 Hey, fappers!!!

Free swanky clothes from Bloomingdale's, that would get me on board.

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2013 05:41 PM (8lmkt)

146 Check engine light..
well the guy what checked it said the computer was putting out crazy shit, and he said it must be a bad computer and that would be expensive. . or maybe it was just a bad sensor.

So I 'should' get professional (dealer) support and the 12 ga tactical will have to wait 'til next heating season is over.

Se we be make'n a list and checkin' the boxes until the money falls to the minimum need to keep the bank quiet. Den we sees what we sees. . . and I could stand to lose ten pounds or so.

It be good, mon! Jest stay offen my lawn, which isn't really lawn, more like mountain meadow with wild flowers and stuff. . and that deer gonna be in da freezer.

Posted by: Just go Limp at August 09, 2013 05:42 PM (hVdS/)

147 Have a great Friday evening, 'rons 'n' 'ronettes!
Don't forget to say yer prayers (as if you ever would)!

Posted by: Cretin, high-grade moron at August 09, 2013 05:42 PM (YO7cN)

148 NC Ref - Have you seen this? NC Young Republicans collect signatures at 'Moral Monday' demonstration. YouTube removed it, BTW.
http://vimeo.com/72047830

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 09:02 PM (aDwsi)

Bwahahahaha...Please Hammer...hurt them.

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at August 09, 2013 05:42 PM (Myqtp)

149 @141 They're called, "squab," you peasant.

Posted by: RS at August 09, 2013 05:42 PM (YAGV/)

150 wild-crafted greens will keep you going.
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Every year I promise myself that next[/] year I am going to eat the dandelions. That'll teach the little f*ckers!
Then..., there is the the pokeweed. That is next on my list

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:43 PM (aDwsi)

151 question? anyone remember the website to stream the football games?
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 09, 2013 09:32 PM (V75zy)

http://firstrowus1.eu/

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2013 09:34 PM (LI48c)

So, is there one that will work this year, because that was soooooo awesome. And, heh, GO PATS!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2013 05:43 PM (8lmkt)

152 Until we commence with a purge to clean these retards out, stfu.
Step up, or sit the fuck down and take it, bitches.

Posted by: Dick (@DicksTrash) at August 09, 2013 05:43 PM (GrtrJ)

153 Barrel...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:43 PM (aDwsi)

154

cutler's first pass an interception

where'd I put my surprised face?

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 09, 2013 05:43 PM (V75zy)

155 I had one with a TDC sensor that would get hot and not allow the car to start. Went to get a price on a pool once. $35k. Just wanted a roundabout price, but acted like "yeah, we probably will get this, let us discus it and all you tomorrow". Went out, car wouldn't start. Salesmen are looking out at us waiting the required hour before the sensor would start working again, and probably thinking, yeah, this fucker is really in a position to buy a pool.

Posted by: UWP at August 09, 2013 05:43 PM (r98SZ)

156 I know, I know....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:43 PM (aDwsi)

157 where'd I put my surprised face?

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 09, 2013 09:43 PM (V75zy)

here you go, ncj . . . hang onto it for future use, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2013 05:44 PM (8lmkt)

158 @154 Annnnnnd, hope dies in Chicago for another year.

Posted by: RS at August 09, 2013 05:45 PM (YAGV/)

159 Here's another petition by Mark Dice. Releasing All Illegal Aliens from Prison, No Matter What Crime Committed, and Free U.S. Citizenship http://tinyurl.com/m8h9zka Fuck the SMOD or zombie Apocalypse. Where having a stupid fucking idiot plague.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 09, 2013 05:45 PM (mETGQ)

160 runs ratty as hell for almost a minute or so when cranked

A leaky'ish hydraulic lifter could take a while to get pumped back up and start functioning kinda normally.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 09, 2013 05:45 PM (di+Lf)

161 4 Andy, sad but true

Posted by: lou's a girl at August 09, 2013 05:45 PM (vgd4f)

162 The 15-year-old son of CNN President Jeff Zucker stepped down from the advisory board of Cory BookerÂ’s Internet startup Wednesday Â— hours after a news report revealed the Newark mayor and Senate hopeful was receiving stock options for the role. The quick resignation by teenager Andrew Zucker followed revelations about the company, Waywire, and its lineup of wealthy Silicon Valley investors like GoogleÂ’s Eric Schmit. In an amended disclosure filed just last month, Booker admitted a stake in the startup worth millions, the New York Times.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2013 05:46 PM (e8kgV)

163 I could go down to Northampton or Amherst with a clipboard right now and get a thousand signatures on the same petition from people who _know_, with the certainty that they know their own names, that they are smarter than the "low-information Teabaggers." They have learned intellectual arrogance without actually learning any _thing_.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 09, 2013 05:46 PM (tnGc8)

164

Gino Smith, new Jets QB, already hurt. Whoppee!

the guy getting them to sign away their rights is allegedly a 911 truther conspiracy nutter who would write Marines in theater and tell them 911 was an inside job

Posted by: thunderb at August 09, 2013 05:47 PM (zOTsN)

165 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at August 09, 2013 09:46 PM (e8kgV)

haha!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2013 05:47 PM (8lmkt)

166 Chastity, Temperance, Charity, Diligence, Patience, Kindness, and Humility are pretty much outdated too. The Seven Dwarfs? I thought they just made a new version...

Posted by: LIVin' in the Age of Obama at August 09, 2013 05:47 PM (FcR7P)

167 Gino Smith, new Jets QB, already hurt. Whoppee!

haha!!!! dumbass muthafucka, who gets hurt in the pre-season.

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2013 05:48 PM (8lmkt)

168

157 I have a feeling i'll be using it a lot

158 depends on the line

they have a bunch of third stringers in now

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 09, 2013 05:49 PM (V75zy)

169 Blow up the Sun now. Get it all over with.

Posted by: Trimegistus at August 09, 2013 05:49 PM (tnGc8)

170 >>> next[/] year I am going to eat the dandelions. That'll teach the little f*ckers! Then..., there is the the pokeweed. That is next on my list I intend to pull a few dandelions some day and see how they are. Pokeweed is toxic and has to be boiled a couple times, or so the internet tells me.

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2013 05:49 PM (T6lOL)

171 Posted by: navycopjoe at August 09, 2013 09:49 PM (V75zy) I'm @work....what's the score?

Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2013 05:51 PM (20Mmk)

172

Who are these people?

The enemy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 09, 2013 05:51 PM (lr3d7)

173 Blow up the Sun now. Get it all over with. Pfft! That's why God gave us light bulbs.

Posted by: LIVin' in the Age of Obama at August 09, 2013 05:51 PM (FcR7P)

174 damn sock

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2013 05:51 PM (Myqtp)

175 Mmmmm Frozen Margaritas.

Posted by: buzzion at August 09, 2013 05:52 PM (LI48c)

176

Fwiw, I met a guy who built his house entirely out of recycled materials.

I'm going to build a house out of pigeon bones....I mean squab. RS.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at August 09, 2013 05:53 PM (A96MH)

177 A leaky'ish hydraulic lifter could take a while to get pumped back up and start functioning kinda normally.
Posted by: Purp
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That sounds perfectly reasonable. Though I've not listened, I would expect a little follower noise, no? Maybe?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:54 PM (aDwsi)

178 Blow up the Sun now. Get it all over with. Solarminite. Who said you could never learn anything from Ed Wood?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at August 09, 2013 05:54 PM (CA2NO)

179 See this at ABC "News"? Drudge had it:

President Obama's Surprise Revelation of Sealed Benghazi Indictment

That marked the only official confirmation so far of a sealed indictment in the Benghazi case. For days, officials across the law enforcement and intelligence communities have refused to publicly confirm reports of a sealed indictment.

After all, according to federal law, "no person may disclose [a sealed] indictment's existence," and a "knowing violation Â… may be punished as a contempt of court." Contempt of court carries a maximum sentence of six months in jail."

http://tinyurl.com/k8gvmpe

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 09, 2013 05:55 PM (KL49F)

180 Pokeweed is toxic and has to be boiled a couple times, or so the internet tells me. Posted by: fluffy
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Yup, a part of the process.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:55 PM (aDwsi)

181 blowing up the sun would get rid of global warming! huzzah!

Posted by: thunderb at August 09, 2013 05:55 PM (zOTsN)

182 anyone remember the website to stream the football games?

Brazzers dot com

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2013 09:34 PM (jCoeL)

There's definitely some hitting going on there....

Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2013 05:56 PM (Myqtp)

183 The Seven Dwarfs? I thought they just made a new version... Posted by: LIVin' in the Age of Obama
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Yeah..., and there's going to be a real surprise when people see Snow White.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 05:57 PM (aDwsi)

184 >>> Yup, a part of the process. I prefer my salad raw.

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2013 05:59 PM (T6lOL)

185 Dandelions..I had a cousin ate'm till she was 92. Didn't have one in her yard or garden, 'cuz she ate'm.

I've tried'm. No taste far as I'm concerned. Like eat'n weeds. They're supposed to be high in vitamin C. I guess there really isn't any 'taste' to lettuce either which is why you put all that stuff on the salad. I can get lettuce to grow, and cabbage, but the deer really like baby cabbage, and I think they ate my white cedar seedlings this spring. Bless their hearts.

Damn wild berries aren't producing any fruit. Got less than a handful of wild raspberries, or strawberries. Grounds too poor I think, unless the deer are eating them too. We've had the rain this year so it wasn't that. If I had to garden I'd starve.

Posted by: Just go Limp at August 09, 2013 06:01 PM (hVdS/)

186 I prefer my salad raw. Posted by: fluffy
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I think the dandelions may not be good raw, but who knows? I've only had them cooked.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 06:02 PM (aDwsi)

187 blowing up the sun would get rid of global warming! huzzah! Posted by: thunderb at August 09, 2013 09:55 PM (zOTsN) The new fad is now Russian and now scandi (Danish) scientist are saying we could be heading into a mini ice age.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 09, 2013 06:02 PM (mETGQ)

188 http://imgur.com/gallery/AMax93z

He knows what you fap to.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at August 09, 2013 06:03 PM (KCvsd)

189 If I had to garden I'd starve.
Posted by: Just go Limp
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Bad year for gardens in W. NC
Too much rain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 06:03 PM (aDwsi)

190 The new fad is now Russian and now scandi (Danish) scientist are saying we could be heading into a mini ice age. Posted by: YIKES!
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But..., but..., CO2!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 06:04 PM (aDwsi)

191

171 21-10 panthers

just had a pick 6 on the 3rd stringer

some nobody tight end forgot to put his hands out for the ball

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 09, 2013 06:04 PM (V75zy)

192 Pokeweed is toxic and has to be boiled a couple times, or so the internet tells me.

Posted by: fluffy at August 09, 2013 09:49 PM (T6lOL)

Poke salad fluffy? Is that a song???

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2013 06:05 PM (8lmkt)

193 192 poke salad would be a shitty name for a band

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 09, 2013 06:07 PM (V75zy)

194 Posted by: navycopjoe at August 09, 2013 10:04 PM (V75zy) Thanks

Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2013 06:07 PM (20Mmk)

195 mmmm.....the pier at Santa Cruz.....perfect

Posted by: NCwoof at August 09, 2013 06:08 PM (aUQgu)

196 onts up

Posted by: navycopjoe at August 09, 2013 06:08 PM (V75zy)

197 no there was a totally cool song, back in my yoot, Poke Salad Annie. (included the line "gators got your granny")

it's on youtube should you care to have a listen

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2013 06:08 PM (8lmkt)

198 But..., but..., CO2!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 09, 2013 10:04 PM (aDwsi)

Not to worry. CO2 will be repurposed as a nasty agent of global cooling, as indeed it was in the 1970's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2013 06:10 PM (fNpC1)

199 Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2013 10:08 PM (8lmkt) "a mean, spiteful, straight-razor totin' woman"

Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2013 06:12 PM (20Mmk)

200 They think that it is a petition to repeal Bill O'Reilly. Totes understandable, morons...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at August 09, 2013 06:12 PM (XvQlt)

201 no there was a totally cool song, back in my yoot, Poke Salad Annie. (included the line "gators got your granny") it's on youtube should you care to have a listen

Posted by: Peaches at August 09, 2013 10:08 PM (8lmkt)

The definitive version of Poke Salad Annie was done by Tony Joe White, but Elvis also recorded it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2013 06:13 PM (fNpC1)

202 Purp, have you seen this?: "WhatÂ’s going to happen now? WeÂ’ve already started preparing the paperwork needed to continue to fight for the Constitution in the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals. A favorable decision would allow me resurrect Lavabit as an American company."
http://lavabit.com/

Posted by: caustic at August 09, 2013 06:54 PM (/b8+5)

203 Lavabit, email service Snowden reportedly used, abruptly shuts down http://tinyurl.com/kyuosyw

Posted by: caustic at August 09, 2013 06:57 PM (/b8+5)

204 Joke's on you smart guy. Come time to repeal, ain't gonna be no petition.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at August 09, 2013 08:55 PM (u3N3z)

205 That is IT.

EVERYONE has to take AMERICAN CIVICS, and EVERYONE has to pass a Goddamn CURRENT EVENTS TEST.

No Exceptions.

Fuck these fools. These are the drooling morons who got us into the ditch. I bet this guy filmed this at Coney Freakin' Island: that looks like the boardwalk, and the various zoo inhabitants who signed that thing were prime specimens.

And I mean "specimens" in the "gimme a sample" sense.

Posted by: Beverly at August 09, 2013 10:07 PM (h9nx8)

206 Who are they? Citizens with one vote, just like you. That's why we are royally screwed. Not because they have the vote, but because they are so uninformed...low information...stupid.

Posted by: MostlyRight at August 09, 2013 10:28 PM (w9AQ4)

207 Pushing Infowars shit now are we?

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at August 09, 2013 11:44 PM (a0o+l)

208 108 He needs to go where the people are smarter, like Al Sharpton's neighborhood.....

Wouldn't work. They gotta sign in cursive.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 10, 2013 07:35 AM (qvify)

209 #207 Yes. All those morons signing were Infowars agents.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 10, 2013 07:36 AM (qvify)

210 Waiting for the constitutional convention for the Republic of Texahoma

Posted by: Möbius at August 10, 2013 08:58 AM (QEyX2)

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