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December 04, 2013

pre-ONT living fossils
— Purple Avenger

OK, this one is actually a mounted specimen.

These are not mounted.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 05:54 PM | Comments (213)
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1 Mounted. Hehehe...

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 05:55 PM (doBIb)

2 First!

Posted by: Carol at December 04, 2013 05:55 PM (z4WKX)

3 Second?

Posted by: Carol at December 04, 2013 05:55 PM (z4WKX)

4 Well, nobody's gonna mount the other two!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 05:56 PM (DmNpO)

5 Who had 9:54?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 05:56 PM (oFCZn)

6 Someone should stuff Reid & Pelosi, theyÂ’d be more cooperative that way.

Posted by: Carol at December 04, 2013 05:56 PM (z4WKX)

7 Top. Ten.

Posted by: DC in Towson at December 04, 2013 05:56 PM (eQJwb)

8 Oh shit I thought this was the ONT! I thought it seemed sparse.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 05:57 PM (oFCZn)

9 Who had 9:54? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis --------------- Note that this is a 'Pre ONT'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 05:57 PM (aDwsi)

10 Is it the drugs or a bad nightmare?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2013 05:57 PM (HVff2)

11 Who had 9:54? *** PRE-ont

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 05:57 PM (DmNpO)

12 Mount those two, not a chance

Posted by: The Chicken at December 04, 2013 05:57 PM (0FSuD)

13 Come here boy, and I'll show you everything about "mounting"Â…

Posted by: Searchlight's Dim Bulb at December 04, 2013 05:57 PM (Vk2pI)

14 Booze? I have Val U Rite and Val U Rite.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 09:50 PM (Gk3SS)

This is why I love ATC: variety.

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 05:58 PM (x3YFz)

15 Shouldn't we wait until the other two are dead before we stuff them. Or am I missing something here?

Posted by: GMB at December 04, 2013 05:58 PM (nkPV9)

16 Those two have been mounted many many times by farm animals...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 04, 2013 05:58 PM (vHRtU)

17 Two faces of pure, unadulterated evil. (And the fish isn't one of them.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 05:58 PM (lVPtV)

18 Pictured, clockwise from top: Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and a prehistoric fish.

Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2013 05:58 PM (dkQey)

19 It's the Pelosi pic I'm telling you. I saw that and suffered what the medical profession refers to as, "Scrambled egg brain".

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 05:58 PM (oFCZn)

20 Surely Hillary is a fossil ... But is she still living?

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 04, 2013 05:58 PM (5Q1ZU)

21 Pre ONT hotness http://lchan.org/rezu/src/1334965346596.jpg

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 05:59 PM (GEICT)

22 Shouldn't we wait until the other two are dead before we stuff them. Or am I missing something here? *** Their souls have long been dead.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at December 04, 2013 05:59 PM (DmNpO)

23 Why are Reid and Obama always grabbing their dicks in photos?

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2013 05:59 PM (YWXTN)

24 pssst..........wanna buy some hot Mexican uranium? Enriched?

Posted by: Mamma Said There'd Be Days Like This at December 04, 2013 05:59 PM (omBWL)

25 23 Why are Reid and Obama always grabbing their dicks in photos?

Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2013 09:59 PM (YWXTN)

Are we sure they have dicks? I'm pretty sure Mooch keeps Barry's in one of her priceless purses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:00 PM (lVPtV)

26 Those two are dead inside, which is why i suggested they be stuffed.

Posted by: Carol at December 04, 2013 06:00 PM (z4WKX)

27 Name the composer - "Love me, I'm a Liberal"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 06:00 PM (aDwsi)

28 I think we should have a crowd funding project to fund someone to mount Pelosi. I know, I know.. a million bucks or so.. but it would be worth it!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2013 06:00 PM (b/lt+)

29 Are we sure they have dicks? I'm pretty sure Mooch keeps Barry's in one of her priceless purses. Posted by: Jane D'oh ------------------- ValJar - Settled science.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 06:01 PM (aDwsi)

30 Pelosi's face is already embalmed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:01 PM (lVPtV)

31 Why are Reid and Obama always grabbing their dicks in photos? Posted by: Dang at December 04, 2013 09:59 PM (YWXTN) They are trying to find them?

Posted by: Carol at December 04, 2013 06:01 PM (z4WKX)

32 Barbaric!

Posted by: Robert Byrd at December 04, 2013 06:01 PM (l3vZN)

33 I thought we all collectively agreed not to show pictures of Nancy Pelosi just to gross each other out. Seriously, it's like taking pictures of our taints ("chodes" if you live west of the mighty Mississippi) and comparing them.

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 06:01 PM (zeV2E)

34 pssst..........wanna buy some hot Mexican uranium? Enriched?
Posted by: Mamma Said There'd Be Days Like This

I once went to Mexico and came back with a hot, burning sensation whilst urinating. So, no. No thank-you, sir.

Posted by: That old gent with bad teeth at December 04, 2013 06:01 PM (YWXTN)

35 And if you ever. I mean fucking ever. As in do you understand time and how it works? It continues, persistently. So when I say "ever" I fucking mean "ever." again put up another picture of Nancy Pelosi I will wait.

I will stalk you for years. I'll watch you hug your children and send them off to school as I drink shitty coffee in a nondescript van across from your house for weeks on end.

Then, one night, when you thin you're safe? I will sneak in through a window like Lucy Li all ninja like and I will take a giant shit in your sock drawer.

You've been warned.

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 06:01 PM (x3YFz)

36 Poll: 95% say they'd rather entrust the nation to the stuffed Coelacanth, than the other two.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 04, 2013 06:02 PM (L0b3J)

37 Surely Hillary is a fossil ... But is she still living? Posted by: My Name is Nobody
...........
No one would even joke about mounting Hillary.. not even most bull dikes!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2013 06:02 PM (b/lt+)

38 There be dragons

Posted by: Lochness ONTster at December 04, 2013 06:02 PM (R6JT1)

39 Coelacanth for the win.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 06:02 PM (oJ5Fd)

40 Name the composer - "Love me, I'm a Liberal" Napoleon XIV, whose other big hit was They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Ha.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 06:02 PM (0HooB)

41 And right on cue, there's the Searchlight Strangler on Hannity.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:03 PM (lVPtV)

42 Then, one night, when you thin you're safe? I will sneak in through a window like Lucy Li all ninja like and I will take a giant shit in your sock drawer.

I told her it was too big to be the cat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 04, 2013 06:03 PM (JawqV)

43 Crimminy..., Hannity has Dirty Harry on?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 06:04 PM (aDwsi)

44 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at December 04, 2013 09:50 PM (Gk3SS)

Don't mix them!

That's the worst kind of hangover.

[Except for a peppermint hangover. Those are epic.]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 06:04 PM (oJ5Fd)

45 What has the Coelocanth done to deserve association with those ghouls?

Posted by: logprof at December 04, 2013 06:04 PM (fETNt)

46 Are smug, liberal New Yorkers still teaching their toddlers to shit in Manhattan gutters?

Because I told our son that, and he said, "See, we learned something from the Afghan culture."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:04 PM (lVPtV)

47 Got my Christmas lights photos taken and uploaded. I always forget how much work it is. Maybe I'll put some of them on the ONT.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 04, 2013 06:04 PM (lq3Ak)

48 28 I think we should have a crowd funding project tofund someone to mount Pelosi. I know,I know.. a millionbucks or so.. but it would be worth it! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2013 10:00 PM (b/lt+) I'm going to need ten Rohypnol doses, a crate of Viagra, ten gallons of bleach, a plastic apron and face shield. And a Snickers bar. 'Cause I'm kinky like that.

Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2013 06:05 PM (dkQey)

49
RCP Obama approval - 39%
RCP Coelacanth approval 95%

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 04, 2013 06:05 PM (L0b3J)

50 >> Then, one night, when you thin you're safe? I will sneak in through a window like Lucy Li all ninja like and I will take a giant shit in your sock drawer.

That threat wouldn't faze me at all. I don't have a sock drawer.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2013 06:06 PM (wNF3N)

51 So, the zombie apocalypse will be caused by mutant Botox injections?

Posted by: Ook? at December 04, 2013 06:07 PM (FBkKA)

52 Purp, you're a glutton for punishment by posting on your own thread that you just know will stomped in a few minutes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 06:07 PM (0HooB)

53 51 So, the zombie apocalypse will be caused by mutant Botox injections? Posted by: Ook? at December 04, 2013 10:07 PM (FBkKA) It's how it went down in the Resident Evil movies.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 06:08 PM (doBIb)

54 Um, somebody put the word "be" in my last comment. Anywhere will be fine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 06:08 PM (0HooB)

55 Purp, you should have posted the pic of Pelosi cackling while carrying her Giant Gavel of Doom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:08 PM (lVPtV)

56 I'm having a colonoscopy on Friday.. at fucking 2 pm! That's the earliest I could get! I wanted 7 am so I could be eating bacon and eggs by 10am! But noooooooooooooo.. 2 fucking pm!

Y'all better hope I don't get online on Friday.. cuz I am gonna be one surly sonofabitch.

I don't know why I am sharing this with you.. oh wait! I just remembered..

I am gonna get plastered tonight as there won't be any drinking tomorrow.. guess I'm off to a good start!

Pls disregard any posts of mine after 10pm Central.. Thank you very much.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2013 06:09 PM (b/lt+)

I believe that the mounted Coalynth (sp?) would still smell better than those two demo-sphincters.

Posted by: seamrog at December 04, 2013 06:09 PM (j2Pm9)

58 Here are two amateur videos of last night's SpaceX Falcon 9 launch. The first is from Cocoa Beach, and it's a pretty good video, but the people who are talking sound like they've never seen a rocket launch before. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJIh9NKK6k The second is closer to the launch area, and it's a crowd of SpaceX employees who know exactly what they are seeing. Crank up your speakers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4n8-n6SiaY

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2013 06:09 PM (sdi6R)

59 49
RCP Obama approval - 39%
RCP Coelacanth approval 95%

Posted by: Purp at December 04, 2013 10:05 PM (L0b3J)

Huh. 4 of 10 Americans are complete idiots. I'd guessed it was closer to 7 out of 10 but +1 for optimism.

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 06:09 PM (x3YFz)

60 Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 10:01 PM (x3YFz) Thanks for visiting my house last week.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 04, 2013 06:09 PM (oFCZn)

61 Someone actually mounted Nanny Pelousy.... many many times.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 04, 2013 06:10 PM (jucos)

62 So, two coprolites and a coelacanth?

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2013 06:11 PM (wNF3N)

63 55 Purp, you should have posted the pic of Pelosi cackling while carrying her Giant Gavel of Doom.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 10:08 PM (lVPtV)

The only thing that makes hulk mad are listening to Obama drag his "s" at the end of every freaking word...

...and that.

Hulk no like!

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 06:11 PM (x3YFz)

64 Pretty sure the one on the bottom left has at one point in time dunked in formaldehyde, bottom right has been in Vinegar for a while.

Posted by: Picric at December 04, 2013 06:11 PM (QnQ+g)

65 The deuce you say!

Posted by: Bashir Eater at December 04, 2013 06:12 PM (R6JT1)

66 Ima go watch some Walking Dead episodes. They seem more like instructional manuals than entertainment these days.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 04, 2013 06:12 PM (L0b3J)

67 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2013 10:09 PM (b/lt+)

Bullshit.

Vodka, gin, moonshine, aquavit, etc are all clear liquids.

No reason not to drink the night before a colonoscopy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 06:12 PM (oJ5Fd)

68 I think we should hook pelosi and reid like the ruskis have lenin. Except we add a "Don't let this happen to you" sign

Posted by: GMB at December 04, 2013 06:12 PM (nkPV9)

69 Ima go watch some Walking Dead episodes. They seem more like instructional manuals than entertainment these days. Posted by: Purp at December 04, 2013 10:12 PM (L0b3J) World War LIV?

Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2013 06:13 PM (dkQey)

70 61 Someone actually mounted Nanny Pelousy.... many many times.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 04, 2013 10:10 PM (jucos)

Sweet, low crawling Jesus! Really? To the barrel!

I need 20 gallons of brain bleach stat!

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 06:13 PM (x3YFz)

71 I think I saw the guy on the right trying to pick up little kids at an arcade in the 80s.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at December 04, 2013 06:13 PM (KCvsd)

72 No reason not to drink the night before a colonoscopy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDild
......
*in a perfect Elvis voice*
Thank you.. Thank you, very much.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2013 06:14 PM (b/lt+)

73 Roll Tears Roll

Posted by: Nick Saban at December 04, 2013 06:14 PM (KH0Gb)

74 Ceolecanths are extremely cool.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at December 04, 2013 06:14 PM (bIXMV)

Shit, I guessed wrong at the name and the spelling.

But there seems to be some question of the correct spelling of a fish that was around before the alphabet.

Posted by: seamrog at December 04, 2013 06:14 PM (j2Pm9)

76 "living fossils?" should I be taking that personally?

Posted by: Peaches at December 04, 2013 06:15 PM (8lmkt)

77 uranium burrito

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 04, 2013 06:15 PM (V4CBV)

78 Alligators are cool. Unless they're eating your shih tzu or your boat is up-ended in a marsh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:15 PM (lVPtV)

79 I hear Pelosi was quite the looker back before electricity.

Posted by: Ook? at December 04, 2013 06:16 PM (FBkKA)

80 and if I see one more mother)*#)(* son of a )(*^ blue(&%! Coexist sticker, someone is going to get a stern letter.

On parchment!

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 06:16 PM (x3YFz)

81 I'm trying my best to hold out for the ONT. So. Tired.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:17 PM (lVPtV)

82 Bunch of young whippersnappers

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 04, 2013 06:17 PM (mETGQ)

83 78 Alligators are cool. Unless they're eating your shih tzu or your boat is up-ended in a marsh. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 10:15 PM (lVPtV) Alligators are only cool as belts, bags, shoes or appetizers.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 06:17 PM (GEICT)

84 I hear Pelosi was quite the looker back before electricity.

Posted by: Ook? at December 04, 2013 10:16 PM (FBkKA)

____________________

Oh my God yes.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at December 04, 2013 06:17 PM (jucos)

85 Some say Helen Thomas was a living fossil. Not so. More like a petrified ghost.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 04, 2013 06:17 PM (5Q1ZU)

86 Harry Reid just said that the last time he saw something that ugly, it had a hook in it. The host said that the fish had been netted. Harry: "Fish?"

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 06:17 PM (HjPtV)

87 How does anyone with even half a mind watch Pelosi talk for 30 seconds without realizing that she's got bats colliding in her belfry nonstop? Â…..and Reid spends large amounts of his quality free time draping bandaids on his pecker?

Posted by: ontherocks at December 04, 2013 06:18 PM (JoVie)

88 Still wondering how SFO can continue to reelect that bag.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 04, 2013 06:18 PM (l0lja)

89 80 and if I see one more mother)*#)(* son of a )(*^ blue(%! Coexist sticker, someone is going to get a stern letter.

On parchment!

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 10:16 PM (x3YFz)

I saw a Honda the other day with an Obama sticker and "peace" "love" "tolerance" stickers in the other three corners of the rear window. I nearly rage-stroked out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:18 PM (lVPtV)

90 85 Some say Helen Thomas was a living fossil.

Not so. More like a petrified ghost.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 04, 2013 10:17 PM (5Q1ZU)

She's still kicking? *updating dead pool*

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 06:18 PM (x3YFz)

ALLIGATOR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VixMGhX3bYQ

Posted by: Grateful Dead at December 04, 2013 06:18 PM (RwLo0)

92 If your boat is upended and you have a shih tzu, you only need to swim faster than the shih tzu.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 04, 2013 06:19 PM (L0b3J)

93 Coexist ?

Here ya go

http://tinyurl.com/kwz38gj

Posted by: GMB at December 04, 2013 06:19 PM (nkPV9)

94 *updating dead pool*

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 10:18 PM (x3YFz)

Gotta start working on mine for 2014.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:20 PM (lVPtV)

95 Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 10:16 PM (x3YFz)

Try these on for size.

http://tinyurl.com/k7as9wa

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 06:20 PM (oJ5Fd)

96 I believe Helen passed on, but donÂ’t bet on it.

Posted by: Carol at December 04, 2013 06:20 PM (z4WKX)

allow me to say that Pelosi might have been good looking back before Nixon.

Reid, on the other hand, makes me think of this guy from Joyce's "Dubliners":

"He began to speak on the subject of chastising boys. His mind, as if magnetised again by his speech, seemed to circle slowly round and round its new centre. He said that when boys were that kind they ought to be whipped and well whipped. When a boy was rough and unruly there was nothing would do him any good but a good sound whipping. A slap on the hand or a box on the ear was no good: what he wanted was to get a nice warm whipping."

Posted by: mallfly at December 04, 2013 06:20 PM (zjcTL)

98 True AoS Fact : That fish was won by Vic at his first visit to a county fair.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2013 06:20 PM (RwLo0)

Q - how did Harry the Urban Cowboy get a brown mustache

A - from looking for love in all the wrong places

Posted by: Nick Saban at December 04, 2013 06:20 PM (KH0Gb)

100

huhuhuh uh huhuh... she said "stroked"... huhuhuh

Posted by: butthead at December 04, 2013 06:20 PM (9gNQd)

101 Ok, local ambulance chaser type law firm is now running a commercial advertising about how our men and women have been at war and many are adversely affected and they have rights and are owed benefits and we'll fight for you at Morgan & Morgan. I dunno. SeemsÂ…..somehow wrongÂ…to me. It feels like just using injured members of the armed forces to make a buck.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 06:21 PM (GEICT)

102 92 If your boat is upended and you have a shih tzu, you only need to swim faster than the shih tzu.

Posted by: Purp at December 04, 2013 10:19 PM (L0b3J)

Around these parts, shih tzus and other small, yappy dogs are called "bait." Idiots love to walk their dogs next to lagoons with warning signs. My husband is convinced they are angry old guys who hate their wives' lap dogs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:22 PM (lVPtV)

103

or, to misquote Gilbert Gottfried...

I took my girlfriend to Vegas and while we were going at it, she said, "Kiss me in a filthy place!" so I took her to Harry Reid's house.

Posted by: mallfly at December 04, 2013 06:23 PM (zjcTL)

104 "96 I believe Helen passed on, but donÂ’t bet on it." I think the proper term is "cast down by an angry God."

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 06:23 PM (zeV2E)

105 Hey dizh you know that a failed *hic* field goal can be played azh a live ball?

Also there izh *hic* no such thing as "too drunk".

*vomits*

Posted by: Nick Saban - from an unidentified Alabama gutter at December 04, 2013 06:23 PM (5ikDv)

106 I saw a car today - had an "O Our President" little decal like the old W ones, and a ribbon sticker that said "Down Syndrome Awareness". That LIV doesn't have a clue about what the Leftists think about Downs children. Or what the IPAB death panels might try to coerce pregnant mothers of Downs fetuses to do.... We live amongst so many walking and talking contradictions, and the idiots vote.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 04, 2013 06:23 PM (5Q1ZU)

107
I saw a Honda the other day with an Obama sticker and "peace" "love" "tolerance" stickers in the other three corners of the rear window. I nearly rage-stroked out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 10:18 PM (lVPtV)

The most prescient quote in my lifetime (and there's a couple close seconds) I heard for the first time and many times since. From a Regiment instructor: "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

The full effect of those brilliant words may take decades to realize, but they do elicit a grin to this day.

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 06:23 PM (x3YFz)

108 Well, nobody's gonna mount the other two!

I'd hit 'em.*

* if I still had my Buick.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 04, 2013 06:24 PM (hO8IJ)

109 92 If your boat is upended and you have a shih tzu, you only need to swim faster than the shih tzu. Posted by: Purp at December 04, 2013 10:19 PM (L0b3J) --- My tiny white Shihtzu will be slowed down by his giant black balls which he wakes me up by licking incessantly.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at December 04, 2013 06:24 PM (N/cFh)

110 I get it. One of them is a fish. How they got earrings to stay in place on a fish, that's a neat trick.

Posted by: eman at December 04, 2013 06:24 PM (AO9UG)

111 Reid, on the other hand, makes me think of this guy from Joyce's "Dubliners":
"He began to speak on the subject of chastising boys. His mind, as if magnetised again by his speech, seemed to circle slowly round and round its new centre. He said that when boys were that kind they ought to be whipped and well whipped. When a boy was rough and unruly there was nothing would do him any good but a good sound whipping. A slap on the hand or a box on the ear was no good: what he wanted was to get a nice warm whipping."

Posted by: mallfly at December 04, 2013 10:20 PM (zjcTL)

Damn. That gave me chills. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:24 PM (lVPtV)

112 It feels like just using injured members of the armed forces to make a buck.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 10:21 PM (GEICT)

Well, those members of the armed forces have a choice.

Or are you channeling your inner progressive and suggesting that they are too stupid to make an informed choice?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 06:24 PM (oJ5Fd)

113 re 101: same sort of ads on FOX news in the NYC area. They can't help it, it's what a scorpion does.

Posted by: mallfly at December 04, 2013 06:24 PM (zjcTL)

114 There's a Vic joke waiting to pounce.

Posted by: eman at December 04, 2013 06:25 PM (AO9UG)

115 That LIV doesn't have a clue about what the Leftists think about Downs children. Or what the IPAB death panels might try to coerce pregnant mothers of Downs fetuses to do....

Or maybe they do, and they want you to be aware that your Obamacide plan will pay to have them aborted (but won't cover the first two years of their life if you don't).

"Awareness" is meaningless bullshit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 04, 2013 06:25 PM (hO8IJ)

116 Well, those members of the armed forces have a choice. Or are you channeling your inner progressive and suggesting that they are too stupid to make an informed choice? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 10:24 PM (oJ5Fd) That is clearly what I was doing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 06:25 PM (GEICT)

117 My tiny white Shihtzu will be slowed down by his giant black balls which he wakes me up by licking incessantly. Thank the stars that men aren't that limber.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 04, 2013 06:26 PM (l3vZN)

118 My poor, educated, LIV sister has added a "Obama 44" sticker to her rice burner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:26 PM (lVPtV)

119 Morgan & Morgan is a perfect example of why lawyers are reviled. Not just this vet thing. They are the reason doctors pay $250K a year in medical malpractice insurance and why auto insurance is as expensive as it is.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 04, 2013 06:27 PM (cALu3)

120 on the other hand, having taken a few more looks at that pic of Pelosi... well, I guess maybe I know now what an attractive old corpse should look like.

Posted by: mallfly at December 04, 2013 06:27 PM (zjcTL)

121 In alligator infested water, if your boat is upended, it won't be a shih tzu trailing right behind you. Unless you shih tzurself.

Posted by: seamrog at December 04, 2013 06:27 PM (j2Pm9)

122 Leslie Marshall on Hannity.

What a scrunt. And her husband is a doctor. He'll be one of the first to tell you to go home and take a pill and die.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:27 PM (lVPtV)

123 My Christmas Lights!:

http://tinyurl.com/peld2er

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 04, 2013 06:28 PM (lq3Ak)

124 I see no ONT in draft yet...would anyone like to see my extensive finger puppet collection? I have an unpublished manuscript on the evolution of Gregorian chant over the ages too...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 04, 2013 06:28 PM (L0b3J)

125 I met the guy who was the first person to take motion pictures of ceolacanths in their habitat. Hans Fricke, at a Society of Vertebrate Paleontology meeting in Alberta years and years ago.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at December 04, 2013 06:29 PM (bIXMV)

126 Good work, Slappy!

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 06:29 PM (doBIb)

127 My Christmas Lights!: http://tinyurl.com/peld2er Posted by: Slapweasel at December 04, 2013 10:28 PM (lq3Ak) Slapweasel, how long did that take? They are beautiful! Carol

Posted by: Carol at December 04, 2013 06:29 PM (z4WKX)

128 would anyone like to see my extensive finger puppet collection?

You have to ask?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 04, 2013 06:29 PM (hO8IJ)

129 That is clearly what I was doing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 10:25 PM (GEICT)

I thought so.

Sure...it's unseemly and undignified and fucking disgusting.

But tort law is better than government interference.

When I meet you I will explain how that pertains to the FDA, the Dep. of Ag., OSHA, etc.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 06:29 PM (oJ5Fd)

130 123 My Christmas Lights!:

http://tinyurl.com/peld2er

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 04, 2013 10:28 PM (lq3Ak)

Holy cow! Nice work. My guys managed to cover some azaleas and the palm tree in the front yard, and some stuff in the back.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:30 PM (lVPtV)

131 62 So, two coprolites and a coelacanth?
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2013 10:11 PM (wNF3N)

Ooooo, well done there.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at December 04, 2013 06:30 PM (bIXMV)

132 () () I'm drawing a bunny rabbit for the ONT. Those are the ears.

Posted by: eman at December 04, 2013 06:30 PM (AO9UG)

133 Hmm, I guess we all lost the ONT pool.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 06:30 PM (0HooB)

134 I can usually get them hung in two-to-three days. The pre-staging, (in the basement), takes from Halloween until Thanksgiving.

...just to see what works and doesn't.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 04, 2013 06:30 PM (lq3Ak)

135 Thank the stars that men aren't that limber.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 04, 2013 10:26 PM (l3vZN)

No shit. We'd never leave the house.

Posted by: Ook? at December 04, 2013 06:31 PM (FBkKA)

136 119 Morgan & Morgan is a perfect example of why lawyers are reviled. Not just this vet thing. They are the reason doctors pay $250K a year in medical malpractice insurance and why auto insurance is as expensive as it is. Morgan & Morgan are Obamites. Nuf said.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 04, 2013 06:31 PM (5Q1ZU)

137 So, that picture, is it a type of cladogram?

Posted by: eman at December 04, 2013 06:32 PM (AO9UG)

138 One of these things is not like the others.

Posted by: Bernie and Ert at December 04, 2013 06:32 PM (BrrWI)

139 These are not mounted ======================== Well, we wish they would.

Posted by: The Boys In Harry's Basement at December 04, 2013 06:32 PM (qCtp4)

140 ><###:>

A fish

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 04, 2013 06:32 PM (L0b3J)

141 But tort law is better than government interference. Well, yeah. But that's sort of like saying an enema is better than massive amounts of laxative. Nothing but shit everywhere. When I meet you I will explain how that pertains to the FDA, the Dep. of Ag., OSHA, etc. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 10:29 PM (oJ5Fd) Small business. Construction. Painting. We're very familiar with the fuckery that is governmental regulatory agencies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 06:33 PM (GEICT)

142 Nice lights, Slappy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 06:33 PM (0HooB)

143 Morgan & Morgan are Obamites. Nuf said. Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 04, 2013 10:31 PM (5Q1ZU) _______ As are pretty much all ambulance chasers.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 04, 2013 06:33 PM (cALu3)

144 124 I see no ONT in draft yet...would anyone like to see my extensive finger puppet collection? I have an unpublished manuscript on the evolution of Gregorian chant over the ages too... Posted by: Purp at December 04, 2013 10:28 PM (L0b3J) --- I would read the fuck out of that.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at December 04, 2013 06:33 PM (N/cFh)

145 Slapweasel, how long did that take? They are beautiful!

Yeah, that's awesome.

I have one string of snowflakes in my one tree.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at December 04, 2013 06:34 PM (hO8IJ)

146 I never knew that there was an ONT pool. I would lose because sometimes I read & post to the ONT other times I come home too late to read all the comments & skip it.

Posted by: Carol at December 04, 2013 06:34 PM (z4WKX)

147 Hot naked women

http://www.chris.com/ASCII/index.php?art=people/naked%20ladies

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 04, 2013 06:34 PM (L0b3J)

148 Thanks, guys! My knees and legs are still feeling the effects of hanging out on the roof... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 04, 2013 06:34 PM (lq3Ak)

149 I get stuck with putting the too-tall Christmas tree lights up every year. I have a horrible fear of heights, and can barely make it to the second step of a ladder. Ugh.

On a funny note, one of our two kittehs loves the taste of Christmas tree water. She very daintily dips a paw in and licks the water off. It's cute.

And no, I don't put anything in the water that could hurt her. Just plain ol' tap water.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:35 PM (lVPtV)

150 Imagine the spawn of Nancy and Harry. Or not. Sometimes my mind goes places it shouldn't ... And then I just have to share.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 04, 2013 06:35 PM (5Q1ZU)

151 I have to suppress my fear of heights, because I just love the look of the house every year.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 04, 2013 06:36 PM (lq3Ak)

152 Morgan & Morgan are Obamites. Nuf said. Yeppers. He's a big TFG campaign bundler. If you lived down here, you'd see his mug, and his kid's mug, nearly every night on the telly. The smarm just surrounds him in those ads, like cheap cologne.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 06:36 PM (0HooB)

153 Coelacanths are a type of weasel.

Posted by: AOS Stylebook at December 04, 2013 06:36 PM (5ikDv)

154 ><###:>

A fish
Posted by: Purp

>AuAu>

A gold fish

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 06:36 PM (HjPtV)

155 Just watched Only God Forgives with Ryan Gosling. This is the movie that the Cannes people walked out of the screening supposedly because of gratuitous violence. Wasn't a particularly good movie but I must have missed what they saw.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 04, 2013 06:37 PM (vAjpf)

156 So Purp, do you have the Che finger puppet in your extensive collection? Available from The Nation:

http://tinyurl.com/owe8vzl (Daily Caller link)

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2013 06:37 PM (wNF3N)

157 Insty likes to post items about extending life and urges the researchers to get moving with, "Faster, please" He should STFU. Can you imagine a world where folks like Nancy, Hairy, and Sheriff Joe are young and healthy for centuries?

Posted by: eman at December 04, 2013 06:37 PM (AO9UG)

158 The smarm just surrounds him in those ads, like cheap cologne. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at December 04, 2013 10:36 PM (0HooB) I have to say, after the last election, no more than a couple weeks, Charlie Crist showed up hawking his legal services on their commercials. I laughed and laughed and laughed. Apparently loud enough and long enough that I woke up the wife who came out of the bedroom to know just what in the fuck I was laughing at.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 06:38 PM (GEICT)

159 Years ago, my husband would cover every, single azalea (and we have over a hundred) in the front and back yards with tiny white lights. People loved them. The joke was, planes approaching Hunter Army Airfield from the Atlantic used our yard as a navigation tool.

Now he's, meh, I'll cover a few and the palm tree and be done with it.

Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:38 PM (lVPtV)

160 So, anyone wanna talk about ceolacanths?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at December 04, 2013 06:38 PM (bIXMV)

161

Which group tried to work in Gregorian chants on one of their songs in 1966?

Posted by: otho at December 04, 2013 06:38 PM (9gNQd)

162 When Harry met Silly.(beyotch)

Posted by: seamrog at December 04, 2013 06:38 PM (j2Pm9)

163 We're very familiar with the fuckery that is governmental regulatory agencies.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 10:33 PM (GEICT)

I have an ongoing argument with my father (MD, infectious diseases) about whether the country would be better off with or without the FDA.

He argues that they have prevented problems with drugs and food.

I argue that whatever problems they may have prevented are dwarfed by the lost productivity that intense regulation has caused, and that the additional wealth plus existing tort law would have more than compensated for whatever problems were caused by lack of regulation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 06:39 PM (oJ5Fd)

164 152 Morgan & Morgan are Obamites. Nuf said. Yeppers. He's a big TFG campaign bundler. If you lived down here, you'd see his mug, and his kid's mug, nearly every night on the telly. The smarm just surrounds him in those ads, like cheap cologne. ************** Both father and son make me think repressed gay slimy used car salesman or undertaker.

Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 04, 2013 06:39 PM (5Q1ZU)

165 I have an unpublished manuscript on the evolution of Gregorian chant over the ages too... That's the world's oldest music. I'd read that too. While one of my Chant CD's plays in the background. And yes, I have both volumes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at December 04, 2013 06:39 PM (0HooB)

166 Dinosaurs are good too. Whatever. Hey Purp, have any extinct Pleistocene mammal finger puppets?

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at December 04, 2013 06:39 PM (bIXMV)

167 FSU QB Jameis Winston investigation results due tomorrow at 2 PM. State says that they have exhausted all available investigative tools. I don't care either way (I'm an LSU fan) but this sounds like Winston will not be charged, even though every man on this board who isn't an FSU quarterback would have been (because Winston first claimed they didn't have sex at all; then his DNA came back positive from a sample obtained from her panties; and then he changed his story to say they did have sex but it was consensual). That said, my gut tells me they did have sex, and that it was consensual. From all other evidence I'm hearing (exhaustively covered elsewhere), Winston is a total douchebag, though the evidence here suggests he is not a rapist.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 04, 2013 06:39 PM (bS6uW)

168 FIRST ha ha suckers

Posted by: ncj at December 04, 2013 06:39 PM (JFrBt)

169 Govt vs Private Sector --- Robert Stacy McCain ‏@rsmccain Obama has a web site that doesn't work and drones that kill people. Amazon has a functioning web site and drones that deliver gifts.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at December 04, 2013 06:40 PM (ZPrif)

170 Can you imagine a world where folks like Nancy, Hairy, and Sheriff Joe are young and healthy for centuries?

Posted by: eman at December 04, 2013 10:37 PM (AO9UG)

Yes.

Posted by: Lucifer at December 04, 2013 06:40 PM (oJ5Fd)

171 yo RINOS what up

Posted by: ncj at December 04, 2013 06:40 PM (JFrBt)

172 If you lived down here, you'd see his mug, and his kid's mug, nearly every night on the telly.

...at least his family uses less eyeliner. He looks like a crossdressing Porky Pig who forgot to wipe his face.

Posted by: For The Peeple's Settlement at December 04, 2013 06:40 PM (R6JT1)

173 ><AuAu:>

That's better

Posted by: mrp at December 04, 2013 06:40 PM (HjPtV)

174 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 10:39 PM (oJ5Fd) I feel the about the FDA like I do quite a few agencies. Helpful in theory, wildly bloated and out of control in reality.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 06:40 PM (GEICT)

175 "Now he's, meh, I'll cover a few and the palm tree and be done with it."
Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I'm gettin' there. The roof is getting to be no place for my knees. If it is wet and cold, there will be many fewer lights.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 04, 2013 06:40 PM (lq3Ak)

176 Probably because he is just a puppet:

President Barack ObamaÂ’s White House calendar records just one face-to-face meeting between Obama and his Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Kathleen Sebelius in the more than three-and-a-half years leading up to the disastrous Obamacare launch.

at breitbart

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2013 06:41 PM (caCiW)

177 174 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 10:39 PM (oJ5Fd) I feel the about the FDA like I do quite a few agencies. Helpful in theory, wildly bloated and out of control in reality. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 10:40 PM (GEICT) You have no idea.

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 06:41 PM (doBIb)

178 by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 10:35 PM (lVPtV) 150 Imagine the spawn of Nancy and Harry. Or not. Sometimes my mind goes places it shouldn't ... And then I just have to share. Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 04, 2013 10:35 The chest parasite from Total Recall

Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2013 06:41 PM (dkQey)

179 I dated a ceolacanth once. Unreal cloaca jobs, but too spiny...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 04, 2013 06:41 PM (vHRtU)

180 What is the origin of the term "pre-ONT"?

Posted by: hqhistorian at December 04, 2013 06:42 PM (j2Pm9)

181 Titanotheres are really neat. I especially like Baluchatherium (unless it's been renamed and no one told me. I hate it when that happens.)

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at December 04, 2013 06:42 PM (bIXMV)

182 You have no idea. Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 10:41 PM (doBIb) I have enough of an idea.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 06:42 PM (GEICT)

183 Helpful in theory, wildly bloated and out of control in reality.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 10:40 PM (GEICT)

Careful there RINO.

Seriously, I disagree that even the theory is workable.

But we both see that the reality is catastrophic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 06:42 PM (oJ5Fd)

184 "178 by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 10:35 PM (lVPtV) 150 Imagine the spawn of Nancy and Harry. Or not. Sometimes my mind goes places it shouldn't ... And then I just have to share. Posted by: My Name is Nobody at December 04, 2013 10:35 The chest parasite from Total Recall" Whoa there. The chest parasite from Total Recall was a really wise freedom fighter. To paraphrase "Office Space" regarding a Pelosi/Reid lovespawn: "Their children would have hooves."

Posted by: Naes1984 at December 04, 2013 06:43 PM (zeV2E)

185 It feels like things are about to break

Posted by: Thunderb at December 04, 2013 06:43 PM (zOTsN)

186 159 Years ago, my husband would cover every, single azalea (and we have over a hundred) in the front and back yards with tiny white lights. People loved them. The joke was, planes approaching Hunter Army Airfield from the Atlantic used our yard as a navigation tool.

Now he's, meh, I'll cover a few and the palm tree and be done with it.

Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 10:38 PM (lVPtV)

10th Group and 160th used to fly over the house up until about 6 months ago. Guess they ran out of $$.

I'd morse code .- .-. -- -.-- / ... ..- -.-. -.- ... on my 600 lumen flashlight as they flew over On xmas I'd do it in green lol

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 06:43 PM (x3YFz)

187 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 10:39 PM (oJ5Fd) I'm with your Father. I think the good out weighs the bad.

Posted by: Roc Ingersol at December 04, 2013 06:44 PM (u+9Sb)

188 I have a confession to make. I waded into the fever swamp at Politico today to comment after reading the tolerant, compassionate, libs defending Martin Bashir. Wow. Misogyny is alive and well on the left.

I may have made a smart-ass comment or three. Hee hee.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:44 PM (lVPtV)

189 If it is wet and cold, there will be many fewer lights.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 04, 2013 10:40 PM (lq3Ak)

What exactly are we talking about here?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 06:44 PM (oJ5Fd)

190 How the hell did Kuato get stuck in that guy's chest anyhow?

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 06:44 PM (doBIb)

191 Careful there RINO. Seriously, I disagree that even the theory is workable. But we both see that the reality is catastrophic. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 10:42 PM (oJ5Fd) *snort* Let me put it this way, there are valid concerns over things like what drugs are commercially available. The govt is quite literally the last entity I would want overseeing quality control on anything.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 06:45 PM (GEICT)

192 Good news for ncj -- TFG and family are headed your way again for Xmas.

Don't you feel special?

(story at WZ)

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2013 06:45 PM (wNF3N)

193 What exactly are we talking about here?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Fucking on a pinball machine in the rain.

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 04, 2013 06:45 PM (lq3Ak)

194 The Spartans need to get their shit together if thetre gonna beat the heels Thet don't look like a #1 team and won't be for long

Posted by: Big Swingin Al at December 04, 2013 06:45 PM (OZtuG)

195 Good news for ncj -- TFG and family are headed your way again for Xmas. Hahaha!

Posted by: EC at December 04, 2013 06:46 PM (doBIb)

196 Question for The Horde:

"Naked Eye Nova" in the sidebar.

Is that some weird sex thing, and should I be afraid of checking in the slang dictionary?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 06:46 PM (oJ5Fd)

197 ONT up!

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 04, 2013 06:46 PM (lq3Ak)

198 The FDA causes drug development to be about 10% of what it could be.

Posted by: eman at December 04, 2013 06:46 PM (AO9UG)

199 Want refined Christmas music while you are at the keyboard? http://www.fbcradio.org/ Click the appropriate player in the upper righthand corner. Do *NOT* expect Burl Ives or Gene Autrey, Or Alvin and the Chipmunks. It IS a Bible College, so, once an hour or so there will be a short sermon delivered, but thaey are straight forward and only last perhaps 10 minutes. Consistently the best music I have found.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 06:46 PM (aDwsi)

200 Now he's, meh, I'll cover a few and the palm tree and be done with it. Sad. Posted by: Jane DÂ’oh at December 04, 2013 10:38 PM (lVPtV) ArenÂ’t some of us also feeling that way too? I donÂ’t care if I have a tree now. I live by myself. Why go through the trouble of having a tree? I still find pieces of the last tree we had nine years ago, mostly behind the radiators. I have vacuumed behind them but there are a few that still manage to show up.

Posted by: Carol at December 04, 2013 06:47 PM (z4WKX)

201 Is that some weird sex thing, and should I be afraid of checking in the slang dictionary?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 10:46 PM (oJ5Fd)

Dude. with your nick you're afraid to click? seriously?

Posted by: tangonine at December 04, 2013 06:47 PM (x3YFz)

202 192 Good news for ncj -- TFG and family are headed your way again for Xmas.

Don't you feel special?

(story at WZ)

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2013 10:45 PM (wNF3N)

Is that Reggie Love in the pic at WZ? Does he actually go on Christmas vacay with Mooch and the fambly?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2013 06:48 PM (lVPtV)

203 Stomped....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 04, 2013 06:48 PM (aDwsi)

204 The govt is quite literally the last entity I would want overseeing quality control on anything.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 04, 2013 10:45 PM (GEICT)

The number of probably-effective, life-saving drugs that are prohibitively expensive ($150,000/year) because of government "quality control" is huge.

People die every day because of it.

I hate the FDA.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 06:49 PM (oJ5Fd)

205 Regarding the FDA thing... A lot of those regs came about because scammers were selling shit that would kill you as over the counter 'patent medicines' and the like. Let the market pick winners and losers-- good. Selling grain alcohol, opiates, and dyed water as cure-all miracle drugs... Not so good.

Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2013 06:51 PM (dkQey)

206 Selling grain alcohol, opiates, and dyed water as cure-all miracle drugs... Not so good.

Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2013 10:51 PM (dkQey)

Agreed.

Let the tort lawyers rip them to shreds.

And let the market innovate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2013 06:53 PM (oJ5Fd)

207 KUATO IS MY WINGMAN.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 04, 2013 07:02 PM (V4CBV)

208 And if you ever. I mean fucking ever. As in do you understand time and how it works? It continues, persistently. So when I say "ever" I fucking mean "ever." again put up another picture of Nancy Pelosi I will wait. I will stalk you for years. I'll watch you hug your children and send them off to school as I drink shitty coffee in a nondescript van across from your house for weeks on end. Then, one night, when you thin you're safe? I will sneak in through a window like Lucy Li all ninja like and I will take a giant shit in your sock drawer. You've been warned. Posted by: tangonine Tango, are you really Martin Bashir?

Posted by: The Farmer at December 04, 2013 07:29 PM (eBupg)

209 I threw up at the thought of Pelosi being mounted.

Posted by: Legion at December 04, 2013 09:34 PM (7EW44)

210 Very funny, ahaha.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 05, 2013 03:24 AM (IXrOn)

211 I'd bet Nancy has rarely been mounted. Hairy I'm not so sure of.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at December 05, 2013 03:49 AM (ndlFj)

212 Where's the picture of McCain and McConnell?

Posted by: ken in pa at December 05, 2013 07:22 AM (ETGp4)

213 Greetings: But, but, but, I thought that Nancy Pelosi, the First Female exSpeaker of the House of Representatives of the United States Congress, was a grandmother, so surely you're point is in error.

Posted by: 11B40 at December 05, 2013 08:08 AM (mob47)

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