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November 29, 2013

Pre-ONT Open Thread - {Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]
— Open Blogger

It is my hope that someone will be along shortly to stomp this lowly thread.

In the meantime, a reminder of what might have been.

Senator Ashley Judd.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:09 PM | Comments (180)
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1 Puffy.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 29, 2013 07:11 PM (UAMVq)

2 Nooooo!

Posted by: Grover's at November 29, 2013 07:11 PM (3uhsD)

3 She's preferable to Sen. Smalley.

Posted by: Arbalest at November 29, 2013 07:12 PM (FlRtG)

4 Oh, a puff piece.

Posted by: Buck O Phive at November 29, 2013 07:12 PM (jLe7F)

5 She's not so bad with her mouth shut

Posted by: Shannow at November 29, 2013 07:12 PM (SuF6A)

6 NDH to the rescue. Drink!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:12 PM (0FSuD)

7 Damn it with Ashley Judd.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 07:13 PM (X/4E9)

8 Ah. Good..., got the taste of rancid oyster stuffing out of my mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 07:13 PM (aDwsi)

9 AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!
Get it off! GET IT OFF MY SCREEN!!!!!

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 29, 2013 07:13 PM (hO8IJ)

10 She's NOT fat. It's the medication she's on. I hear anti-psychotic drugs can cause weight gain, though.

Posted by: huerfano at November 29, 2013 07:14 PM (bAGA/)

11 Obviously constipated.

Needs rescue.

Posted by: Ron Jeromy at November 29, 2013 07:14 PM (80R0X)

12 Thanks NDH. No ONT, or no post with ONT mentioned, might screw with the space time continuum.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 07:14 PM (4Mv1T)

13 what a scrunt, and can't sing a lick.

Posted by: grease monkey at November 29, 2013 07:14 PM (qQk+U)

14 Shields up!

Posted by: Picard at November 29, 2013 07:15 PM (AO9UG)

15 I think it must have been a plastic surgery mishap.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 07:15 PM (RZ8pf)

16 8 Ah. Good..., got the taste of rancid oyster stuffing out of my mind. Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 11:13 PM (aDwsi) That's why the wife threw ours away, been in car for three hours. I explained it was fucking cold, but she obviously has not paid my life insurance bill yet, so she threw it away.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:15 PM (0FSuD)

17 354 Hickster,
WTF would you EVER leave your door unlocked?
Have you never been robbed, had your front-door beaten out of the frame in broad day-light?
Lost guns, jewelery, camera-gear, electronics?
WTF, O?

Posted by: ChrisP at November 29, 2013 07:15 PM (BpTC0)

what's the deal with her eyebrows?

She needs discipline...

Posted by: otho at November 29, 2013 07:15 PM (9gNQd)

19 My friends, we would have nothing to fear from having Ashley Judd in the Senate.

Posted by: In Before John McCain Sock at November 29, 2013 07:15 PM (OJKfN)

20 NDH, Thank you! I have to watch two more Masters of Sex episodes & IÂ’ll be caught up for Sunday. Carol

Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 07:16 PM (z4WKX)

21 what a scrunt, and can't sing a lick. Posted by: grease monkey Whoa! And those are her good features! (rimshot!)

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at November 29, 2013 07:16 PM (v6hyJ)

22 OK, I'm out tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 29, 2013 07:16 PM (JMmQ9)

23 She's like a bad penny.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 07:16 PM (X/4E9)

24 That pic can turn Sean Connery gay.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:16 PM (AO9UG)

25 Ashley JuddÂ…Pre-PuffyÂ…. http://tinyurl.com/nqvqhru NSFW

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:16 PM (GEICT)

26 Don't settle for puffy, vote for...

Posted by: fluffy at November 29, 2013 07:16 PM (Ua6T/)

27 In good news, my Fed Ex guy showed up with my 1000 rounds of 5.7 x 28. Damn that shit doesn't take up much room. Might order another 1000.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:16 PM (0FSuD)

28 A fan of lemons, I see.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:17 PM (AO9UG)

The puffiness.

It burns!

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 07:17 PM (l4en8)

30 Last time I saw Ashley Judd she was kind of cute. WTF happened to her?

Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 07:17 PM (z4WKX)

31 TR - Had a near encounter with another moron yesterday. Lady In Black was at the Grove Park Inn for Thanksgiving, while Mrs. Hammer and I were across the street at the Grovewood Cafe. Pretty odd to find out that another moron(ette) was just across the street. Morons, they're everywhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 07:18 PM (aDwsi)

32 @26- that was funny right there.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 07:18 PM (4Mv1T)

33 Didn't she fake like five orgasms with Wesley Crusher while playing a video game? That should keep her out of any law-making body in any star system. Sheesh.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at November 29, 2013 07:18 PM (BXo5H)

34 >>>Ashley JuddÂ…Pre-PuffyÂ…. Oh my. I like boobehs. Big fan.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 07:18 PM (eQJwb)

35 We just had a woman here get tied up and robbed in her home. She didn't answer the doorbell the robbers thought she wasn't home, broke in found her upstairs tied her up and robbed the place. We also have a lot of house for sale squatters and looters now. Really Seattle is in about the same place as NYC in the 70s now. Maybe less murders but it isn't for lack of gang bang and eastern European mobster trying.

Posted by: Paranoidgirlinseattle at November 29, 2013 07:19 PM (RZ8pf)

36 Best part of Olympus has Fallen she buys it early.

Posted by: blaster at November 29, 2013 07:19 PM (4+AaH)

37 Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 11:15 PM (0FSuD)

I have an arrangement with my wife. Until I get someone sick with the food I prepare in our kitchen, she shuts the fuck up about how I prepare said food.

She, of course, ignores our arrangement and bitches constantly about the food left on the counter for 10 minutes, or the doggie bag left in the car while I shovel it out of a fucking snow bank.

Yeah...marriage is grand.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:19 PM (oJ5Fd)

38 Morons, they're everywhere. Posted by: Mike Hammer ---------------------------- Lot of Carolina Morons here, to be sure.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 07:19 PM (4Mv1T)

39 Oh the shame,the shame she's from my state Horde please don't hold that against me.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at November 29, 2013 07:20 PM (KuZ6A)

40 Last time I saw Ashley Judd she was kind of cute. WTF happened to her? *** She was a beautiful young girl, and talented as well. However, evidence points to her being dumb as a bag of rocks and nearly as narcissistic as SCOAMF. She may be on meds or she may be pumping. I dunno what has caused her puffiness. I didn't want to post a truly bad picture of her, but there are certainly some out thee.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 07:20 PM (DmNpO)

41 NDH, wading into the ONT water. Nice.

Posted by: tbodie at November 29, 2013 07:20 PM (YLiN/)

42 Oh for the love of hell, now the NY Slime says the court packing nuclear option was started over abortion rights. Is there ANYTHING that is not caused by sluts fucking? http://tinyurl.com/ptgpjs6

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:20 PM (0FSuD)

43 So, she didn't quite make it to that august body, the greatest debating society on Earth. Probably a good thing, but what about Hairy Read?

Perhaps a topic for the Sunday book thread. Or perhaps it would be a nice thing if CAC could arrange for a comet to hit the place where all the congress critters do their business, make it a big one and get the white house and the supreme court, too.

Posted by: jbarntt at November 29, 2013 07:21 PM (UNFot)

44 Fourth - The steady production of bourbon forgives a multitude of sins.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 07:21 PM (aDwsi)

45 We're building Ashley Judd's fat little face with a 3D printer.

Posted by: GE, We Bring Ashley Judd To Life at November 29, 2013 07:21 PM (pwyhn)

46 I asked MPPPP if he wanted to do a Boston are meet up but he said no. Who else is in this area?

Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 07:22 PM (z4WKX)

47 As a member of the Horse in well something like semi-good standing...

I propose we build the roaming sea city. The Pirates of Accounting need to start somewhere.

And now back to writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 29, 2013 07:22 PM (Qd/25)

48 If you like your puffy face you can keep your puffy face.

Posted by: cm9000 at November 29, 2013 07:22 PM (3qZbZ)

49 Is that a pic the lady who is selling her excess labia?

Posted by: Cheeto Bro at November 29, 2013 07:22 PM (kGhOG)

50 Puffy boobs? Evening morons!

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 07:22 PM (doBIb)

51 Oh my. I like boobehs. Big fan.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 11:18 PM (eQJwb)

Pre-steroids and puffy face and idiotic politics, she was smokin' hot.

http://tinyurl.com/ptvqkqn

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:22 PM (oJ5Fd)

52 Went to college with Ashley Judd. She was always a twat. She hasn't changed.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 07:22 PM (X/4E9)

53 Is there ANYTHING that is not caused by sluts fucking? Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 11:20 PM (0FSuD) Personal responsibility?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:22 PM (GEICT)

54 Speaking of NC morons. Fuck UNC-CH. Go Duke!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:23 PM (0FSuD)

55 Speaking of NC morons. Fuck UNC-CH. Go Duke!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:23 PM (0FSuD)

56 or the doggie bag left in the car while I shovel it out of a fucking snow bank.

o_O

That's like reason #457 to love winter...you can go for lunch, then do stuff all day while your doggie bag sits in the trunk. Impossible in summer.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 29, 2013 07:23 PM (hO8IJ)

57 or the doggie bag left in the car while I shovel it out of a fucking snow bank.

o_O

That's like reason #457 to love winter...you can go for lunch, then do stuff all day while your doggie bag sits in the trunk. Impossible in summer.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 29, 2013 07:23 PM (hO8IJ)

58 Oh God, no, no!!! *Gouges out eyes in madness*. Heheh...at least we won't need eyes for where we're going.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 29, 2013 07:23 PM (ZyqBH)

59 Oh God, no, no!!! *Gouges out eyes in madness*. Heheh...at least we won't need eyes for where we're going.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 29, 2013 07:23 PM (ZyqBH)

60 If Ashley had two more legs, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and a Bucket at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (pwyhn)

61 If Ashley had two more legs, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and a Bucket at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (pwyhn)

62 45 I asked MPPPP if he wanted to do a Boston are meet up but he said no. Who else is in this area? Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 11:22 PM (z4WKX) I'm living in CA but am from MA and will be there next month for Christmas and New Year.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (AO9UG)

63 45 I asked MPPPP if he wanted to do a Boston are meet up but he said no. Who else is in this area? Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 11:22 PM (z4WKX) I'm living in CA but am from MA and will be there next month for Christmas and New Year.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (AO9UG)

64 Did someone say doggie bag?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (OJKfN)

65 Did someone say doggie bag?

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (OJKfN)

66 I didn't want to post a truly bad picture of her, but there are certainly some out there. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse They say looks can kill, and frankly, after looking at that picture, I ain't feeling so good. (rimshot!)

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (v6hyJ)

67 I didn't want to post a truly bad picture of her, but there are certainly some out there. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse They say looks can kill, and frankly, after looking at that picture, I ain't feeling so good. (rimshot!)

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (v6hyJ)

68 Hammer yes it does I drink my share Makers Mark for me. Miss Judd was raised in Ashland Ky. In the eastern coal fields and is an avid environmentalist even anti-coal she could never win any race in Ky.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (KuZ6A)

69 Hammer yes it does I drink my share Makers Mark for me. Miss Judd was raised in Ashland Ky. In the eastern coal fields and is an avid environmentalist even anti-coal she could never win any race in Ky.

Posted by: Fourth Horseman at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (KuZ6A)

70 Kinda looking like post plastic surgery Roseanne Barr.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (42YMD)

71 Kinda looking like post plastic surgery Roseanne Barr.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 29, 2013 07:24 PM (42YMD)

72 This is my smug face.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at November 29, 2013 07:25 PM (pwyhn)

73 This is my smug face.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at November 29, 2013 07:25 PM (pwyhn)

74 Her face is a killing word.

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 07:25 PM (doBIb)

75 Her face is a killing word.

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 07:25 PM (doBIb)

76 I'm not just a fat swollen face. I have ideas too, wingnuts.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at November 29, 2013 07:26 PM (pwyhn)

77 After fixing plumbing leaks, removing rusty truck bumpers, and blowing a bunch of leaves today, I'm pooped. Night all. Don't tear up the place.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 29, 2013 07:26 PM (4Mv1T)

78
Just threw Spastic Lab outside and she came back in immediately. This is odd, so I looked--nothing there but noticed the temperature. 6 degrees. A departure from normal for this time of year here usually doesn't fall below 25.

Glad the wind isn't wailing.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 29, 2013 07:26 PM (SAMxH)

79 Cya TR!

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 07:26 PM (doBIb)

80 You shall not pass!

Posted by: Gandalf at November 29, 2013 07:27 PM (AO9UG)

81 No thanks, I'll take the goat

Posted by: Achmed in Arabia at November 29, 2013 07:27 PM (kGhOG)

82 A reported gunman is inside the Verizon store in La Crescenta, Calif., - Related: (Hell, it's all just one big screwup by now anyway, right?) An armed man threatening to commit suicide has taken over a Verizon Store in Crescenta, California. Loser. A Verizon Store, seriously? They didn't have a Victoria's Secret?

Posted by: Meremortal at November 29, 2013 07:27 PM (1Y+hH)

83 Look, we're closing in on midnight. 65+ comments. I'll say it. I'd hit it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:27 PM (GEICT)

84 I posted this on last thread and it was over. I am in my living room & it faces the street. ItÂ’s a quiet street 95% of the time. I must have missed it Wednesday night/Thursday morning.People broke into my next door neighborÂ’s cars. They broke into the manÂ’s and screwed things up and stole hers right off the street. I didnÂ’t hear anything that would have made me get up and look out the window. IÂ’ve been in here for a few hours & there is no sound on the street except for an occasional car driving down it.

Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 07:27 PM (z4WKX)

85 367 WTF would you EVER leave your door unlocked?>> I live on a road that gets 5 cars down it a day. I figure if someone wants in I'll save the cost of the glass if I don't lock the door. Moving this from the other thread.

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 07:27 PM (vCVhg)

86 This is my smug face. Posted by: Ashley Judd Honey, if my dog looked like that, I would teach him to walk backwards, you know what I mean? (rimshot!)

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at November 29, 2013 07:27 PM (v6hyJ)

87 Who else is in this area?

Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 11:22 PM (z4WKX)

Just arrange it!

The cobs will help out with posts of notices, and just keep banging away at the MA area Morons. Every time you see one in the comments, remind him that there is a meet in planning.

It's fun. and worth the small amount of trouble.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:27 PM (oJ5Fd)

88 Is that a pic the lady who is selling her excess labia?

You laugh, but excess labia is nothing to scoff at.

Posted by: The Excess Labia Awareness Foundation, Run for the Lips at November 29, 2013 07:28 PM (pwyhn)

89 Weird eyebrows are from Botox. Puffy face is heredity, and drinking.

Posted by: Thunderb at November 29, 2013 07:28 PM (zOTsN)

90 After fixing plumbing leaks, removing rusty truck bumpers, and blowing a bunch of leaves today, I'm pooped. Get us another cigarette before you go?

Posted by: A Bunch of Leaves at November 29, 2013 07:29 PM (FcR7P)

91 No comfort dog in that photo?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at November 29, 2013 07:30 PM (KCvsd)

92 Haven't seen her for a while. Does she still have a great ass?

Posted by: Vincent Hannah at November 29, 2013 07:30 PM (OJKfN)

93 80 It's bigger.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 07:30 PM (X/4E9)

94 Impossible in summer.

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ at November 29, 2013 11:23 PM (hO8IJ)

I love going to the old Italian neighborhoods in NYC during the winter. I buy all sorts of great food, dump it in the car, wander around for hours, and the stuff is like new!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:31 PM (oJ5Fd)

95 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 11:27 PM (oJ5Fd) I'm pretty sure we're gonna do another big ass NoVaMoMee this coming summer. You need to come down.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:31 PM (GEICT)

96 'Night TR.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 29, 2013 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

97 I'd hit it.

With what?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at November 29, 2013 07:31 PM (hO8IJ)

98 Ashley Dudd only looks like this because this picture was taken before she said her special words: "Ancient spirits of evil. Transform this decayed form into A-Dudd, the Ever Decadent!"

Posted by: Thrawn at November 29, 2013 07:31 PM (ZyqBH)

99 Speaking of drinking, stolen from insty. Pretty neat ad. Watch it. http://tinyurl.com/nrobywu

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 29, 2013 07:31 PM (0FSuD)

100 >>> It's bigger Come to Papa!

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-lot at November 29, 2013 07:31 PM (Ua6T/)

101 Haven't seen her for a while. Does she still have a great ass? Posted by: Vincent Hannah Well, it's big alright. I mean, I thought it was a solar eclipse. I mean, that's big. It blots out the sun. (rimshot!)

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at November 29, 2013 07:32 PM (v6hyJ)

102 Hickster,
When we moved out here, there was 5-6 cars a day past the house, and we knew them all.
Now, there are 5-6 hundred as well as log-trucks, dump-trucks, and other skeevy shit.
The doors are ALWAYS locked, and we ALWAYS have a gun.
It's the "progressive lifestyle", out in East Pierce County, WA...

Posted by: ChrisP at November 29, 2013 07:32 PM (BpTC0)

103

Just keep a small cooler in the car.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 07:32 PM (l4en8)

104 They didn't have "Better Off Dead" at the used book place

... but, they DID have "Heavy Metal" and "Risky Business". Also the Sam Neill version of "Merlin". All on a 3-for-2 deal.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 29, 2013 07:32 PM (Nsoq9)

105 >>>I'll say it. I'd hit it. It's been a while, huh? Because I'm saying no. Not even with a borrowed dick.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 07:33 PM (eQJwb)

106 71 Look, we're closing in on midnight. 65+ comments. I'll say it. I'd hit it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 11:27 PM (GEICT) LOL!!! Two X chromosomes, right?

Posted by: EC at November 29, 2013 07:33 PM (doBIb)

107 Stop the Judd! Stop the Judd!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 29, 2013 07:33 PM (T1005)

108 The Judd, Boxer, and Fauxcahontas swimsuit calendar will never be, I guess.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:33 PM (AO9UG)

109 It's fun. and worth the small amount of trouble. Posted by: CharlieBrownÂ’sDildo at November 29, 2013 11:27 PM (oJ5Fd) I have Truman NorthÂ’s email address. IÂ’ll ask him who else is from here. IÂ’m sure he knows. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 07:33 PM (z4WKX)

110 With what? Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ at November 29, 2013 11:31 PM (hO8IJ) Something large and heavy, preferably immolated.

Posted by: Thrawn at November 29, 2013 07:33 PM (ZyqBH)

111

I'd hit it.

With what?

Something soft.

Posted by: garrett at November 29, 2013 07:34 PM (l4en8)

112 Whenever I feel like a failure (which is often), it is always nice to have the Doofus-In-Chief to remind me I could always be much, much worse.

Posted by: Baldy at November 29, 2013 07:34 PM (2bql3)

113 The Judd, Boxer, and Fauxcahontas swimsuit calendar will never be, I guess.

Thanks for the image. I'll send you in return the Kathy Sibelius pinup in black vinyl, because I'm a giver

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 29, 2013 07:34 PM (Nsoq9)

114 "Does she still have a great ass?" Oh yes, it's grand.

Posted by: Meremortal at November 29, 2013 07:34 PM (1Y+hH)

115 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 11:31 PM (GEICT)

I hear Bannion and AtC are buying you some nice high pumps to wear at the next one.

I wouldn't miss it for the world!

Seriously....how many did you get at last year's meet?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:34 PM (oJ5Fd)

116 Remember that picture! That is the face of your soon to be champion of the Moron Fantasy Football League!!!!!!!! Sup, little bit into the cups tonight, not Blaz#r deep in the cups, but close.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 29, 2013 07:35 PM (BXLPR)

117

Hey CBD, did the sausage stuffing with Jimmy Dean, gooood stuffins. Made way too much so I have a bunch left with no broth in it.

Think I`ll cut up some pork and leftover turkey to mix in it, break out the sausage grinder and make cracker boudin or sumpin.

Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys but dont shoot the docs) at November 29, 2013 07:36 PM (uOxBm)

118 >>>The Judd, Boxer, and Fauxcahontas swimsuit calendar will never be, I guess. Barbara Mikulski is Miss April. Yeow.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 07:36 PM (eQJwb)

119 I get Judd has a puffy face. But it begs the question "what else is puffy"? Might be worth a hit just for science.

Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 07:36 PM (vCVhg)

120 There's no problem in America that Senator Puffy Face can't solve, am I right? Right?

Posted by: Phinn at November 29, 2013 07:36 PM (BeQRp)

121

heheheh eh heh... "sausage stuffing"... heheh eh heh

Posted by: beavis at November 29, 2013 07:37 PM (9gNQd)

122 It's been a while, huh? Because I'm saying no. Not even with a borrowed dick. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 11:33 PM (eQJwb) It's wet and willing and I can close my eyes and pretend it's her from 15 years ago. Seriously....how many did you get at last year's meet? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 11:34 PM (oJ5Fd) Including some spousesÂ…I believe around 30. Maybe a little higher. Bannion has the exact number.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:37 PM (GEICT)

123 OMG What if she talked during sex? What would she say?

Posted by: Thunderb at November 29, 2013 07:37 PM (zOTsN)

124 I get Judd has a puffy face. But it begs the question "what else is puffy"? Might be worth a hit just for science. *** cushioning

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 07:37 PM (DmNpO)

125 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 11:31 PM (GEICT) Second that BC, CBD would fit right in

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 29, 2013 07:38 PM (XdnQT)

126 Remember that picture! That is the face of your soon to be champion of the Moron Fantasy Football League!!!!!!!! Â….BUT FIRST YOU WILL..

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:38 PM (GEICT)

127 She always talks. She never shuts up.

Posted by: NCKate at November 29, 2013 07:38 PM (X/4E9)

128 Posted by: rightlysouthern(aim low boys but dont shoot the docs) at November 29, 2013 11:36 PM (uOxBm)

Yeah...breakfast sausage works well also. It's a bit spicier than the Italian sweet sausage, but whatever floats your boat!

I think it's the cornbread that makes it great.

We had three big trays of stuffing, and nobody touched the other two, but my cornbread was almost gone.

Bastards!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:38 PM (oJ5Fd)

129 107 I get Judd has a puffy face. But it begs the question "what else is puffy"? Might be worth a hit just for science. Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 11:36 PM (vCVhg) Ahem.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 29, 2013 07:39 PM (BXLPR)

130 >>>I'm pretty sure we're gonna do another big ass NoVaMoMee this coming summer. Since my efforts to flee this shitty state have failed, I'll be there. Cougar too, if I can convince her that "those weirdos you talk to on the internet" are fun and not dangerous and mostly non-predatory. I've got my work cut out for me.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 07:39 PM (eQJwb)

131 Puffy or not, I see quite a bit of smug coming out of her photo up there...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 29, 2013 07:39 PM (FvyJS)

132 What does it matter? We already have Sen Al Franken (D-stolen). I wept for my country when I watched something where he was presiding over the Senate. And he STILL wasn't funny!

Posted by: The Farmer at November 29, 2013 07:39 PM (eBupg)

133 I have to do some things around this house, itÂ’s messy & I have to pay my bills. Good Night, Horde. Carol

Posted by: Carol at November 29, 2013 07:39 PM (z4WKX)

134

Still one of the best names at AofSHQ. Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at November 29, 2013 07:39 PM (jucos)

135 Barbara Mikulski is Miss April. Yeow. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 11:36 PM (eQJwb) you a sick puppy, DC

Posted by: BignJames at November 29, 2013 07:40 PM (HtUkt)

136 Second that BC, CBD would fit right in I mean, what's the worst that could happen? We pissed off the other half of the bar, Gabe and I yelled insults at each other from across the room and I ended up taking a leak of my BIL's front stoop.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:40 PM (GEICT)

137 Did the 3d printing machine go haywire and print a cackling hen instead of aircraft parts?

Posted by: GMB model builder at November 29, 2013 07:40 PM (nkPV9)

138 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 11:37 PM (GEICT)

That's great!

We have done three in the last 18 months, and we got about 18-20 at each one, but this is NYC. we have a huge population to draw from.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:40 PM (oJ5Fd)

139 117 107 I get Judd has a puffy face. But it begs the question "what else is puffy"? Might be worth a hit just for science. Posted by: The hickster at November 29, 2013 11:36 PM (vCVhg) Ahem. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at November 29, 2013 11:39 PM You got that right mate.

Posted by: Dario Franchetti at November 29, 2013 07:40 PM (BXLPR)

140 What if she talked during sex? What would she say? Posted by: Thunderb at November 29, 2013 11:37 PM (zOTsN) "Ohmygosh, did you see 'Double Jeopardy' yet? Best-est thriller evah!" "OMG, do you know about teh coal? It's killing all the birdies and making my face even more puffy, *sadz*".

Posted by: Thrawn at November 29, 2013 07:41 PM (ZyqBH)

141 I get Judd has a puffy face. But it begs the question "what else is puffy"?

Might be worth a hit just for science.

***

cushioning

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 11:37 PM

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

Posted by: nigel tufnel at November 29, 2013 07:41 PM (9gNQd)

142 Cougar too, if I can convince her that "those weirdos you talk to on the internet" are fun and not dangerous and mostly non-predatory. I've got my work cut out for me. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 11:39 PM (eQJwb) I'd be glad to speak to and reassure her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:41 PM (GEICT)

143 fun and not dangerous and mostly non-predatory. I've got my work cut out for me.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 11:39 PM (eQJwb)

so...no hockey masks then?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 07:42 PM (xa1/W)

144 >>>I'd be glad to speak to and reassure her. See? That right there. That's what I'm concerned about.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 07:42 PM (eQJwb)

145 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 11:40 PM (GEICT)

There is something to be said for having a place to go that doesn't require a drive.

Yankeefifth and I have been bouncing around the idea of a national meet-up.

Vegas seems to be the default.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:42 PM (oJ5Fd)

146 111 OMG What if she talked during sex? What would she say? Posted by: Thunderb at November 29, 2013 11:37 PM (zOTsN) Exactly the wrong thing. A dick is a pretty open-minded and forgiving creature, but in this case most if not all would be be pretty upset with their bearers. I know mine would. For maybe a day or two.

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:43 PM (AO9UG)

147 Â….BUT FIRST YOU WILL.. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 11:38 PM (GEICT) Bow down and pledge allegiance to the puffy scamper.

Posted by: Dario Franchetti at November 29, 2013 07:43 PM (BXLPR)

148 Beef jerky? Check. Paperback? Check. Streamlight? Check. Taser? Check. Phone charged? Check. .45? Check. Coffee cup? Check. OK, off to work. Ashley Judd is the future of the senate. In ubamba's 3rd term, anyway.

Posted by: EROWMER at November 29, 2013 07:43 PM (OONaw)

149 I mean, what's the worst that could happen? We pissed off the other half of the bar, Gabe and I yelled insults at each other from across the room and I ended up taking a leak of my BIL's front stoop.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 11:40 PM (GEICT)

funniest damn thing ever...BCochran pointing across the bar and screaming RINO!!!! The other half of the bar looked over to see if there was a large gray charging thing with horns on its nose.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 07:43 PM (xa1/W)

150 Helen Thomas is Miss December.

Just to make it easier for you to welcome sentencing in the 9th Circle of Hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 29, 2013 07:43 PM (Qd/25)

151 See? That right there. That's what I'm concerned about. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 11:42 PM (eQJwb) I'm offended at your implications and prevarications.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:44 PM (GEICT)

152 See? That right there. That's what I'm concerned about.

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 11:42 PM (eQJwb)

Coward. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 07:44 PM (xa1/W)

153 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 11:41 PM (GEICT What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 29, 2013 07:44 PM (XdnQT)

154 She was hot around the time she did 'Time to Kill' and the Marilyn film, however, around the time she started appearing in too many serial killer films, including the one with Ewan MacGregor, I came to the conclusion she wasn't acting,

Posted by: jeffrey pelt at November 29, 2013 07:45 PM (Jsiw/)

155 106 Barbara Mikulski is Miss April. Yeow. Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 11:36 PM (eQJwb) --- What the hell, man?! Also, does Cougar know some of those weirdos you talk to on the Internet have been in your house?

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 29, 2013 07:45 PM (N/cFh)

156 Helen Thomas is Miss December.

Just to make it easier for you to welcome sentencing in the 9th Circle of Hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 29, 2013 11:43 PM (Qd/25)

yeah...I think I'll leave that calendar burning on the shelf, thanks...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 07:45 PM (xa1/W)

157 Vegas seems to be the default. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 11:42 PM (oJ5Fd) Huh. Vegas set the line on number of deaths and number of arrests?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:46 PM (GEICT)

158 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 11:44 PM (xa1/W) Great minds & all that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 29, 2013 07:46 PM (XdnQT)

159 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 11:43 PM (xa1/W)

Yeah...no reason to ask who he was pointing at....I am fairly confident I know.

One of the advantages of being in a large metro area is the huge number of bars with small meeting rooms or alcoves. It's pretty easy to plan around here.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:46 PM (oJ5Fd)

160 >>>I'm offended at your implications and prevarications. Getting a little too close to the truth, aren't I?

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 07:46 PM (eQJwb)

161 145 Vegas seems to be the default. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 11:42 PM (oJ5Fd) Huh. Vegas set the line on number of deaths and number of arrests? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 11:46 PM (GEICT) Is it bring your own hobo?

Posted by: eman at November 29, 2013 07:46 PM (AO9UG)

162 Her twitter reveals she is a very shallow, deeply uninteresting airhead who is a Kentucky basketball groupie

Posted by: Thunderb at November 29, 2013 07:47 PM (zOTsN)

163 Helen Thomas is Miss December.

Inked in blood; this calendar was not meant for the land of the living.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at November 29, 2013 07:47 PM (Nsoq9)

164 Also, does Cougar know some of those weirdos you talk to on the Internet have been in your house?

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 29, 2013 11:45 PM (N/cFh)

You said you wouldn't tell!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 07:47 PM (xa1/W)

165 Great minds & all that!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 29, 2013 11:46 PM (XdnQT)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 07:48 PM (xa1/W)

166 Getting a little too close to the truth, aren't I? Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 11:46 PM (eQJwb) Careful, I've got a tab full of hotties and I'm willing to X them all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 07:48 PM (GEICT)

167 ONT up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 29, 2013 07:48 PM (DmNpO)

168 Huh. Vegas set the line on number of deaths and number of arrests?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at November 29, 2013 11:46 PM (GEICT)

Not more than 5%, and that's a manageable number.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 29, 2013 07:48 PM (oJ5Fd)

169 whew...ONT up!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 29, 2013 07:48 PM (xa1/W)

170 >>>Also, does Cougar know some of those weirdos you talk to on the Internet have been in your house? She's still sanitizing everything. See you on the ONT!

Posted by: DC in Towson at November 29, 2013 07:49 PM (eQJwb)

171 Her twitter reveals she is a very shallow, deeply uninteresting airhead who is a Kentucky basketball groupie

Took a look at it, slipped into unconciousness for a few minutes.

Damn.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at November 29, 2013 07:51 PM (FvyJS)

172 eww...

Can she make pancakes?

Posted by: Zakn at November 29, 2013 07:54 PM (zyaZ1)

173 Live blog of helicopter crash into Scottish pub: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-25165057

Posted by: Baldy at November 29, 2013 08:07 PM (2bql3)

174 Meh, I guess Mitch the squish is a little more conservative than she is. Great read though. She's clearly about as intelligent as a box of fruit loops.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at November 29, 2013 08:09 PM (9u2hL)

175 Aww shucks I was hoping for a hard core lesbian BDSM movie involving Puffy & Fluke with Andrew Sullivan and the Ghost of Allen Ginsberg coming into the last scene to show Puffy & Fluke how the gay boys make it wet and sticky and leave stains on the upholstery; thus proving for once and for all the superiority of males. In my disapointment I shall get a tatoo of a crow fucking a snake and have sex will the next Puffy panhandler on the street.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at November 29, 2013 08:49 PM (hpgw1)

176 I could land a plane on those cheeks.

Posted by: redenzo at November 30, 2013 04:22 AM (bMeMt)

177 Constipation.

Posted by: Alabama Mike at November 30, 2013 04:34 AM (9Tj+9)

178 Remember when you you could say "the fat one" in order to differentiate between Judds?

Posted by: Kasper Hauser at November 30, 2013 05:33 AM (7x9pP)

179 Wasn't she on last weeks episode of Walking Dead? Her face isn't so puffy with all the zombie makeup on.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at November 30, 2013 06:15 AM (TZ85W)

180 Thanks. A woman who shaves. Always a pre-festivus favorite.

Posted by: the guy who's stuck in Seinfeld at November 30, 2013 07:11 AM (+eZxu)

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