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May 16, 2013

pre-ONT [Purp]
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Posted by: Open Blogger at 05:49 PM | Comments (29)
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1 no way

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 05:50 PM (nqBYe)

2 And I thought a naked Bea Arthur was bad...

Posted by: Mr Wonderful at May 16, 2013 05:50 PM (lD8ju)

3 Pront ?

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 16, 2013 05:50 PM (TQOZk)

4 2

Posted by: Old Buffalo at May 16, 2013 05:51 PM (WV0NL)

5 You the Man, Purp

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2013 05:51 PM (z9HTb)

6 Rats

Posted by: Old Buffalo at May 16, 2013 05:51 PM (WV0NL)

7 Oh thank G.....wait, what the fuck?????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 05:51 PM (GEICT)

8 i should say something witty!

er , but i have finished a glass of wine and at the best of times ...

well if you know me you know what my best of times commenting is like.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 05:51 PM (nqBYe)

9 To which I respond: Get a haircut and get a real job.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 05:51 PM (K+I6z)

10 thank goodness it's (pre)ONT time. the politics of today was weighing me down. too much disaster to take in.

Posted by: knob at May 16, 2013 05:52 PM (H1bc7)

11 What in the HELL took you so long!?!? I've got thread sludge all over me.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 05:52 PM (FVFk3)

12 Come on Purp. I was on track to be number 1000 on the previous thread.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 16, 2013 05:52 PM (+z4pE)

13 2Â And I thought a naked Bea Arthur was bad... I said it once, I'll say it again: I'd hit it.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 16, 2013 05:53 PM (b7wIP)

14 someone should tell the others.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 05:53 PM (nqBYe)

15 Just as the fish'in talk was getting warmed up below . OK Morons , spill yer guts on your next cool fishing trip . I'll wait for a while and then rip all your guts out .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 16, 2013 05:54 PM (TQOZk)

16 well do we feel better now that we know what they've been up to?

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 05:54 PM (nqBYe)

17 Good grief. This fucking Idol finale thing is a train wreck.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 16, 2013 05:54 PM (GEICT)

18 BillD so you start out by fishing for information.

so that's your trip?
not cool.

and guts?

well i had wine and am feeling a little peked, but go ahead.

Posted by: willow at May 16, 2013 05:56 PM (nqBYe)

well do we feel better now that we know what they've been up to?

Well, not so much us, but the LIV's might hear abo...

Ooooh, looky! A Kardashian!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 16, 2013 05:56 PM (+z4pE)

20 well, this thread was fun while it lasted. heh

Posted by: knob at May 16, 2013 05:57 PM (H1bc7)

21 Whose butt?

Posted by: waldo at May 16, 2013 05:58 PM (sXWmd)

22 What in the HELL took you so long!?!? I've got thread sludge all over me. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2013 09:52 PM (FVFk3) Take a shower. Surely the Army supports that. ONT up!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 16, 2013 05:58 PM (K+I6z)

23 Man, stomped in three minutes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 16, 2013 05:58 PM (qyfb5)

24 Kim Kardashian is about ready to explode.

Posted by: waldo at May 16, 2013 05:59 PM (sXWmd)

25 willow , June 1 I go on a very cool fishing trip , was just wondering what fishing trips other morons had planned . That was all .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 16, 2013 06:01 PM (TQOZk)

26 Funniest line on Drudge at top: "IRS Henchwoman got $103,000 in bonuses."

Posted by: Minuteman at May 16, 2013 06:04 PM (YOWAW)

27 Guess who: "I'm a real lightning rod. People project a lot of stuff onto me. It's nothing to do with me. I don't read stuff about myself. I feel like it's none of my business. People perceive that I have too much. I understand that, but I also feel like I've suffered so much. It's not something I talk about. I don't have a perfect life. I don't have a perfect anything. I have incredible struggles, and I'm far from perfect. I struggle like every other woman, every other mother. I understand that things look a certain way."

Posted by: waldo at May 16, 2013 06:09 PM (sXWmd)

28 Do Henchpersons get a uniform allowance, or are the uniforms provided by the Mad Client?

Posted by: mojo at May 16, 2013 06:09 PM (B/weO)

29 Okay 'Nettes... After Jury Duty last week, I got pretty drunk, went into the shower, and got just fuckin' TIRED of the ridiculous mess that my long hair had become. I'm unemployed, so obviously I can't afford the quarterly, super short, awesomely colored, pixy style I used to sport, to much acclaim. The one guy who averred that he thought long hair sexy (about 7 yrs. ago) I haven't talked to in 6 months. So, what am I doing with this MASS of HAIR that, I can't braid, will never be part of a neat ponytail, (unless someone else with a variety of combs and hair fixants is there to pull my scalp back for an AT MOST 6 hour deal)?! ANYWAY... I shampooed, put it back in a mid- ponytail, stepped out of the shower, dried off, and cut it off with a pair of office shears. Just fuckin' ALL of it! ANYWAY... I think that this "new haircut" works for me. It's much more attractive than the aged hippy look I have been sporting. Forward swinging, just between my jaw and cheekbones to highlight my anime green eyes. Turns out that after I got some of my "kitchen" under control I DON'T want to go to the salon to "fix" it. I've looked at the back of my head and the line IS a bit chunky but, in my experience, NO-ONE ever compliments you on the BACK of your haircut after 1 week. So. I think I might stick with it! As is. For all Morons out there, I am advocating ANARCHY! Plastic Guns, pshhhaw!

Posted by: Deety at May 16, 2013 08:55 PM (IFXnr)

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