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June 07, 2013

Presented Without Comment
— JohnE.

From NRO.

Posted by: JohnE. at 10:49 AM | Comments (278)
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1 Hey. There's a douchebag on my TV...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 07, 2013 10:52 AM (wtvvX)

2 Asshats.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 07, 2013 10:52 AM (mPKiR)

3 oh, and foist...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 07, 2013 10:52 AM (wtvvX)

4 Matthews seems drunk. And I know drunk!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 07, 2013 10:52 AM (h0/aL)

5 "Clean as a whistle"
I don't think that phrase means what you think it means, Chrissy.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2013 10:52 AM (jvnuj)

6 The stupid, it burns.

Posted by: rd at June 07, 2013 10:53 AM (D+lxs)

7 Imma watch that on the computer so NSA won't be buggin on me.

Posted by: RolandTHTG at June 07, 2013 10:53 AM (QM5S2)

8 And folks are curious or baffled by why the American public is so misinformed and gullible.

But, amnesty and all will be right or something.

Posted by: Marcus at June 07, 2013 10:53 AM (GGCsk)

9 nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom **air**nom nom nom nom..

Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2013 10:54 AM (jvd3N)

10 BF Barry and I clean each other's whistle.

Posted by: Reggie Love at June 07, 2013 10:54 AM (h0/aL)

11 Hes' never been a money grubber??

Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2013 10:54 AM (jvd3N)

12 If you let Chris Matthews and Joe Biden come within two feet of each other, a retard critical mass forms and a chain-reaction of teh stoopid occurs.

Posted by: EC at June 07, 2013 10:55 AM (GQ8sn)

13 Andrew Johnson?
Didn't he get impeached?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 07, 2013 10:55 AM (ZKzrr)

14 So according to chris, he ranks slightly above Jesus in the morality scale.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2013 10:55 AM (54/YX)

15
Presented Without Comment

What is this, Hot Air?

Posted by: soothsayer at June 07, 2013 10:55 AM (FC8Yl)

16 Someone called?

Posted by: The Choom Gang at June 07, 2013 10:56 AM (W2qJe)

17 Uh...

Posted by: Yip at June 07, 2013 10:56 AM (/jHWN)

18 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 07, 2013 10:56 AM (/PCJa)

19 You've been en fuego, John. Especially on twitter. *tips hat*

Posted by: Y-not can't cut and paste so don't bitch at June 07, 2013 10:56 AM (0DMvp)

20 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 07, 2013 10:56 AM (/PCJa)

21

LOL. But remember: Chris Matthews is smarter than us.

Posted by: dan-O at June 07, 2013 10:57 AM (D0bIN)

22 I guess you could call this a cosmically ironic shoddenboner.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2013 10:57 AM (jvd3N)

23 Your black square frightens and confuses me/

Posted by: toby928 unfrozen caveman codger at June 07, 2013 10:57 AM (evdj2)

24 Wow, what a dueche.

Posted by: Vic at June 07, 2013 10:57 AM (lZvxr)

25 Â“We donÂ’t have any African-Americans in the United States Senate, which I think is a disgrace,Â” Matthews said."

I tried to get some of the MSNBC shoeshine boys to run but they weren't interested.

Posted by: Chris Matthews, Racial Dogwhistle Detector at June 07, 2013 10:57 AM (8ZskC)

26 There are no American troops in Iraq! We have defeated the US Army!! (**105mm shell whizzes by**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2013 10:57 AM (+98Gb)

27 Tingles has been doing the "Mr. Perfect" thing for years now in regards to his President Boyfriend. This is one of the milder versions.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at June 07, 2013 10:57 AM (7ObY1)

28 This is the same man who was thrilled that his kid was dating a Kennedy.
That kind of denial takes a lot of work to maintain. At some time he's gonna flip out.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2013 10:58 AM (jvnuj)

29 Am I misreading expression and body language or is Matthews about to break into tears?

Posted by: troyriser at June 07, 2013 10:58 AM (vtiE6)

30

Oh, so Chris voted for Michael Steele for Senate in 2006? Looks like we finally found the Republican that can appeal to Blue State voters.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 07, 2013 10:58 AM (kdS6q)

31 So good of Mrs. Matthews to admit she's racist.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 07, 2013 10:58 AM (/PCJa)

32 Give it to me Mr. President. Good and hard. I've been a bad boy.

Posted by: Chris Matthews, Racial Dogwhistle Detector at June 07, 2013 10:59 AM (8ZskC)

33 Awwww. The Night Stalker roasts in hell.
http://www.indystar.com/usatoday/article/2400861

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 07, 2013 10:59 AM (ZKzrr)

34 This is the converse of Obama Derangement Disorder ?

Posted by: Richard Stone at June 07, 2013 10:59 AM (e8kgV)

35 >> You've been en fuego, John. Especially on twitter. Ha, thanks.

Posted by: JohnE. at June 07, 2013 11:00 AM (nRTou)

36 I'll take shit that I won't watch for $1,000, Alex.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 07, 2013 11:00 AM (Is+Nb)

37 This is from the 07/17/2012 Hardball transcript, just to show that this is an old schtick: MATTHEWS: HeÂ’s never not only broken any law, heÂ’s never done anything wrong? HeÂ’s the perfect father, the perfect husband, the perfect American. And all they do is trash the guy. And itÂ’s impossible for me to believe they would have said the same things about a Walter Mondale or a Jimmy Carter or a Bill Clinton. ThereÂ’s an ethnic piece to this. ItÂ’s very hard to nail it down because they always cover it in ideology. But IÂ’ve never heard anybody in this country call its opponent regularly anti-American or non-American.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at June 07, 2013 11:00 AM (7ObY1)

38 He's not drunk, he's brain damaged and I feel sorry for him most of the time.

Posted by: SarahW at June 07, 2013 11:01 AM (LYwCh)

39 Does anyone even watch that show?

Posted by: Vic at June 07, 2013 11:01 AM (lZvxr)

Chris Matthews is baffled by opposition to President Obama as he faces a series of scandals, especially because the president has Â“never done anything wrong in his life.Â”

Â“His whole life has been crystal clear, and clean as a whistle, and transparent,Â” Matthews said on his show earlier this week. Â“HeÂ’s never done anything wrong in his life Â— legally, ethically, whatever.Â”

Chance (Gardener) Obama has found his gay mate

Posted by: Yutaka Ishinabe at June 07, 2013 11:01 AM (e8kgV)

41 If you could quantify douchbag in terms of density, Chrissy would be Osmium.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2013 11:01 AM (jvd3N)

42
He was THIS >.< close to becoming this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc

Posted by: chiefjaybob at June 07, 2013 11:01 AM (/SRJi)

43 Have you seen this from DHS insider? (Canada Free Press). http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/55749

"

Â“It means that there will be censorship under the color of authority of anyone in the U.S. who is attempting to expose whatÂ’s going on in our name. ItÂ’s about controlling any damning information from reaching epidemic proportions. ItÂ’s damage control to the extreme. ItÂ’s about the upcoming censorship of the internet in the name of national security. The plans are already in place. These latest reports about Â‘spying eyesÂ’ have turned this administration and others connected to it into something very, very dangerous. They feel cornered and threatened, and IÂ’m hearing about some plans they have to shut down the flow of information that is implicating them of wrongdoing. Time is short,Â” he stated.

Â“How are they going to do this? How is it even possibleÂ” I asked.

Â“First, they intend to use the Justice Department to silence journalists like in the Rosen case, but they wonÂ’t stop there. They will use a host of national security policies, laws, letters, whatever to take out the bigger threats,Â” he stated.

Next, they will use some sort of excuse, an external threat, and I believe it will be a combination of the economic collapse and a Mid-East war that will begin in Syria to throttle the information that is accessible on the Internet. And you know what? People will believe it!Â”

Posted by: WOW at June 07, 2013 11:02 AM (Akvfj)

44 Chrissy slurred out 'transparent'

Denial is not just a river in Indonesia, Tingles.

Posted by: fluffy at June 07, 2013 11:02 AM (z9HTb)

45 Don't know when his show is on but thank Jesus I've never been at lunch or the Doctor's office and seen it. The rage would exceed the ratings of the containment vessel.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at June 07, 2013 11:02 AM (epxV4)

46 Same reason I don't watch gay pron... why in the world should I give one thought to what this person does?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2013 11:02 AM (TOk1P)

47 Does Chris Matthews now have a cocaine issue on top of his drunkenness?

Posted by: somebody else, not me at June 07, 2013 11:03 AM (29vnO)

48 Matthews sounds a lot like Anselm proving the existence of God.

Posted by: Beagle at June 07, 2013 11:03 AM (KmQ03)

49 I see black people on the street in the morning when I'm careening home from the bars. They look like decent folks. I don't know why the right hates them.

Posted by: Chris Matthews, Racial Dogwhistle Detector at June 07, 2013 11:03 AM (8ZskC)

50 Just remember that Jimmy Carter hired this rectal extrusion.

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2013 11:03 AM (o+SC1)

51 Matthews "Moons the Snark"

Posted by: Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli at June 07, 2013 11:03 AM (e8kgV)

Posted by: Country Singer at June 07, 2013 03:01 PM (L8r/r)

Posted by: chiefjaybob at June 07, 2013 03:01 PM (/SRJi)

Great minds think alike.

Also, "Jinx"

Posted by: Country Singer at June 07, 2013 11:03 AM (L8r/r)

53 Am I misreading expression and body language or is Matthews about to break into tears?

I read the same.

Posted by: fluffy at June 07, 2013 11:03 AM (z9HTb)

54 Here's Tingles again, March 8th of this year: Â“I look at Obama as perfect American,Â” Mr. Matthews said, according to the showÂ’s transcript. Â“I donÂ’t mean politically. Â… But as a citizen. The guy went to school, he never broke a law. He did everything right. He raised a wonderful family. HeÂ’s a good husband, a good father. My God, I donÂ’t think heÂ’s ever gotten a speeding ticket. The guy does everything right.Â”

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at June 07, 2013 11:04 AM (7ObY1)

55 A DHS insider from a Canada Free Press article today: (http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/55749)

Â“You donÂ’t know jack,Â” he said, Â“this is bigger than you can imagine, bigger than anyone can imagine. This administration is collecting names of sources, whistle blowers and their families, names of media sources and everybody they talk to and have talked to, and they already have a huge list. If youÂ’re not working for MSNBC or CNN, youÂ’re probably on that list. If you are a website owner with a brisk readership and a conservative bent, youÂ’re on that list. ItÂ’s a political dissident list, not an enemy threat list,Â” he stated.

Posted by: WOW. WOW! at June 07, 2013 11:04 AM (Akvfj)

56 Cocaine and weed are legal?

Posted by: Paul at June 07, 2013 11:04 AM (v2FRB)

57 Chris Matthews. What else ain't news? So, Chris rescinds his loss of amour, having admitted once that the tingling was gone. He's back on the love wagon again.

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:04 AM (MhA4j)

58 Chris Matthews = just another drunken Irishman

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at June 07, 2013 11:05 AM (YYJjz)

59 Tingly!

Posted by: Gerard Harbison at June 07, 2013 11:05 AM (oiiqn)

60 Chris, the interviews for the next round of White House gloryhole videos are NEXT week...

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2013 11:05 AM (o+SC1)

61 Jesus. Matthews is one delusional sick mother fucker.

Posted by: maddogg at June 07, 2013 11:05 AM (OlN4e)

62 Wow That's some denial there And I'm a cubs fan, I know denial

Posted by: Navycopjoe at June 07, 2013 11:06 AM (yMSN1)

63 Matthews defines Progressive .. for all to see

Posted by: Ralph Malph at June 07, 2013 11:06 AM (e8kgV)

64 Ted Kennedy was a great family man and a splendid driver.

Posted by: Chris Matthews at June 07, 2013 11:06 AM (8ZskC)

I never noticed Chris Matthews has beady, black dolls eyes.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 07, 2013 11:06 AM (t06LC)

66 Come to me, my child. Come..come That is power.

Posted by: Thusla Choom at June 07, 2013 11:07 AM (evdj2)

67 Are you ready for a drone controlled only by Irish whiskey?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at June 07, 2013 11:07 AM (w41GQ)

68 It probably isn't right to laugh and point at an increasingly mentally-ill drunk like Chris Matthews. But...

HAAAA HAAAA!!!!

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 07, 2013 11:07 AM (AiYlm)

Seriously, what is this obsession some of you people have with the idiots on your tv screen? Do you like working yourself into a lather over the things they say?

What is it? Do you expect something different from what you are getting? Are you hoping if you up your outrage quotient you'll change them?

Honestly, I don't get it. Either turn them off or don't. Either put a bullet in the head of people with whom you disagree, or put one in your own heads, but jeez you spend way more time than is healthy worrying about what mathews or toure or that English guy, or McCain's daughter has to say.

Seek some peace in your life. Stop paying attention!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2013 11:07 AM (TOk1P)

70 Cognitive. dissonance. no. will. not. crack. bad. facts. do. not. exist.

Posted by: The internal monologue of a fool at June 07, 2013 11:07 AM (qxcKC)

71 Chris Matthews is still alive?

Posted by: Dr. Soona at June 07, 2013 11:07 AM (FLoWZ)

72

Mmm.., he's good-bad, but he's not evil.

Posted by: Chris Matthews and The Shangri-Las

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 07, 2013 11:07 AM (kdS6q)

73 My parents adore Chris "He Who Sees Racism Everywhere" Matthews. His damn show is always on when I visit.

The guy admits he votes according to skin color, and then accuses others of being racists. How liberals think...

Posted by: Pyrocles at June 07, 2013 11:07 AM (cv5Iw)

74 Man, the sock comments damn near write themselves with this one.

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2013 11:07 AM (o+SC1)

Posted by: Thusla Choom at June 07, 2013 03:07 PM (evdj2)

Kudos for the obscure Conan reference.

Posted by: maddogg at June 07, 2013 11:08 AM (OlN4e)

76 Hey, Tingles:

"A unicorn rots from the horn."

Posted by: Parker at June 07, 2013 11:08 AM (YkW3i)

77 I got a tingle up my rectum from watching that.

Posted by: fluffy at June 07, 2013 11:08 AM (z9HTb)

78 Relax ! Matthews has only lost his mind in 50 of our 57 states

Posted by: Pres**ent Barack “Unexpectedly Humble” Obama at June 07, 2013 11:08 AM (e8kgV)

79 If you could quantify douchbag in terms of density, Chrissy would be Osmium.

Actually, the SI unit of measurement to quantify douchiness is the Massengill.

Although I think it needs to be changed to Matthengil in honor of Chrissy...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 07, 2013 11:09 AM (wtvvX)

80 A more adequate expression for Obama is required:

Into the darkness, the prince goes
Still silhouetted as from behind
Brief turning head, vanishing nose
Black shrouding deep face lines
Othello, more shadow than man
Does his mask come well loved
This time perhaps half-wan
From the theater, well gloved
We're pressed out, and know not
Iago to have shown his face
The strangler will yet be caught
But will the deceiver without a trace
Go, and the moor so willingly
Deceived? Is he to be believed
For if so then we must see
More than the now-bereaved
That cur, the pale murderer
But the ruler descends to dark
For here white and black concur
And the knife will find its mark.

Posted by: RiverC at June 07, 2013 11:09 AM (El+h4)

81 I never noticed Chris Matthews has beady, black dolls eyes.

They roll back up in his head when he bites, Mr Hooper.

Posted by: Quint at June 07, 2013 11:09 AM (z9HTb)

82 Why can't Matthews be a normal boy and swallow goldfish?

Posted by: Howard Cunningham at June 07, 2013 11:09 AM (e8kgV)

83 Didn't he at one time say Obama has no history. A mystery man?

Posted by: Obama Jung-un at June 07, 2013 11:10 AM (VWfCN)

84 MSNBC: "We're not about politics."

Posted by: Phil Griffin at June 07, 2013 11:10 AM (MMC8r)

85 Tingles, my boy, there are only two kinds of Chicago Democrats. There's the ones in jail, and the ones that haven't been indicted yet. For that matter, there's only two kinds of Chicago Republicans...

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2013 11:10 AM (o+SC1)

86 Do you like working yourself into a lather over the things they say?

You're mistaking "pointing and laughing" with "working yourself into a lather".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2013 11:11 AM (B/VB5)

87 Gurkle gurkle gurkle blachh!

Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at June 07, 2013 11:11 AM (ZWvOb)

88 84 Didn't he at one time say Obama has no history. A mystery man? I think that was Brokaw?

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at June 07, 2013 11:11 AM (7ObY1)

89 I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill.

Posted by: Howard Cunningham at June 07, 2013 11:11 AM (e8kgV)

90 56 A DHS insider from a Canada Free Press article today: (http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/55749) Â“You donÂ’t know jack,Â” he said, Â“this is bigger than you can imagine, bigger than anyone can imagine. This administration is collecting names of sources, whistle blowers and their families, names of media sources and everybody they talk to and have talked to, and they already have a huge list. If youÂ’re not working for MSNBC or CNN, youÂ’re probably on that list. If you are a website owner with a brisk readership and a conservative bent, youÂ’re on that list. ItÂ’s a political dissident list, not an enemy threat list,Â” he stated. Posted by: WOW. WOW! Come and get me, copper....

Posted by: jimmy cagney at June 07, 2013 11:11 AM (ULH4o)

91 Chris Matthews is still alive?

Posted by: Dr. Soona at June 07, 2013 03:07 PM (FLoWZ)

I'm surprised he hasn't choked to death on Obama's cock.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 07, 2013 11:11 AM (4df7R)

92 As a take on the "what's in your wallet" commercial, they should make a commercial just for Chris and ask "what's in your file?"

Posted by: caustic at June 07, 2013 11:11 AM (/b8+5)

93 Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2013 03:07 PM (TOk1P) Need a napkin? You've got some spittle on your chin.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 07, 2013 11:11 AM (/PCJa)

94 Late-stage alcoholism is a hell of a thing...

Posted by: Typical filthy moron at June 07, 2013 11:12 AM (RD7QR)

95

Boy, that Chris fellow certainly does some public man-kegels over his Barky, doesn't he?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 07, 2013 11:12 AM (kdS6q)

96 Ya got soft, city hands Barry. You've been dealing coke all yer life!

Posted by: Quint at June 07, 2013 11:12 AM (z9HTb)

97 Potsie Weber: Rich! Rich!

Ralph Malph: Come quick!

Richie Cunningham: What? Is there something wrong?

Potsie Weber: It's a shark!

Ralph Malph: The Fonz...

Richie Cunningham: Fonz got eaten by a shark?

Potsie Weber: He did? Who said that?

Ralph Malph: Not me! What're you talking about?

Richie Cunningham: Well, you just said "The shark..."!

Ralph Malph: Nooo! Listen! The Fonz is gonna jump *over* a shark!

Posted by: Howard Cunningham at June 07, 2013 11:12 AM (e8kgV)

98

Makes me look sane, doesn't he

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at June 07, 2013 11:12 AM (Pr6hk)

99 Just remember that Jimmy Carter hired this rectal extrusion. Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2013 03:03 PM (o+SC1) I don't find that difficult to believe at all. Jimmy Carter was a supreme fuck up. And that's putting the politer spin on it.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:12 AM (bb5+k)

100 Honestly, I don't get it. Either turn them off or don't. Either put a bullet in the head of people with whom you disagree, or put one in your own heads, but jeez you spend way more time than is healthy worrying about what mathews or toure or that English guy, or McCain's daughter has to say. You advocate murder and suicide and then lecture us on sanity? M-kay.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at June 07, 2013 11:12 AM (7ObY1)

101 Yuck. Christine Mathews? I don't know if I can take listening to his voice

Posted by: L, elle at June 07, 2013 11:12 AM (0PiQ4)

102 'He's never down a bad thing in his life', says the slobbering Irish drunk while ignoring the Catholicism of his parents that insists that taking a newborn and locking him in a closet to die is a very, very, very bad thing. He needs to off himself, before he takes out his own wife and kids. He's mental.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at June 07, 2013 11:12 AM (U2UQk)

103 Obama followed the Alinsky model. In that, he's done it all by the book without deviation. Steve Pieczenik isn't the only former intelligence official who has laid Obama's background out clearly for public education.

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:13 AM (MhA4j)

104 BACK OFF, CHRISSY!!

HE'S MINE, YOU BITCH!!!!!

Posted by: Reggie Love at June 07, 2013 11:13 AM (wtvvX)

105 Thank the lawd they make Matthews keep both hands above the desk.

Posted by: RWC at June 07, 2013 11:14 AM (fWAjv)

106 Came to make some comments about coke and weed. I see that's all been settled. So . . . lotta rain out there, eh?

Posted by: Hal at June 07, 2013 11:14 AM (MftY/)

107 "He's never done a bad thing in his life" Well, if you discount the drugs. And voting against protecting children born from failed abortions. And coddling terrorists. And terrorizing political dissenters. And...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 07, 2013 11:14 AM (/PCJa)

108 Watching this clip reminded me of another one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc There's at least a chance that the above was satirical, but I'm pretty sure Chris Matthews was speaking from the heart.

Posted by: mr_jack at June 07, 2013 11:14 AM (TMG3G)

109 Just another day in opposite town.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 07, 2013 11:14 AM (dSE0q)

110 Seek some peace in your life. Stop paying attention!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2013 03:07 PM (TOk1P)

Stupid is incredibly entertaining.

Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2013 11:15 AM (jvd3N)

111 Just think what a laughing stock Chris Matthews would be if he worked for a news organization

Posted by: Bernard Madoff at June 07, 2013 11:15 AM (e8kgV)

112 Being a member of the Socialist "New Party". Using Soviet-esque campaign propaganda and slogans.

108 "He's never done a bad thing in his life"

Well, if you discount the drugs. And voting against protecting children born from failed abortions. And coddling terrorists. And terrorizing political dissenters. And...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 07, 2013 03:14 PM (/PCJa)

Posted by: Pyrocles at June 07, 2013 11:15 AM (cv5Iw)

113 5 "Clean as a whistle"

These pipes... Are clean!!!

Posted by: Kal "Cabin Boy" Penn at June 07, 2013 11:15 AM (KZ/Tf)

114 Either put a bullet in the head of people with whom you disagree, or put one in your own heads, but jeez you spend way more time than is healthy worrying about what mathews or toure or that English guy, or McCain's daughter has to say. You advocate murder and suicide and then lecture us on sanity? M-kay. Posted by: BlueStateRebel You see what you did there yourself, advocating murder and suicide.

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:15 AM (MhA4j)

115 Come on, Chrissy. Get a grip.

Posted by: Chris Crocker at June 07, 2013 11:15 AM (z9HTb)

116

Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2013 03:07 PM (TOk1P

Was that a serious comment?

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2013 11:16 AM (m2CN7)

117 Honestly, I don't get it. Either turn them off or don't. Either put a bullet in the head of people with whom you disagree, or put one in your own heads, but jeez you spend way more time than is healthy worrying about what mathews or toure or that English guy, or McCain's daughter has to say. Seek some peace in your life. Stop paying attention! Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2013 03:07 PM (TOk1P) The concern is no so much the effect they have on us, but more on the effect they have on ignorant people who have no way of knowing that they are being fed propaganda. The Great Ignorant Herd of America is moved by this rot, and when it is motivated by people such as Chris Matthews, it is generally ends up being a very bad thing.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:16 AM (bb5+k)

118 Matthews is to media what 10 year old mayonnaise is to a refrigerator.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 07, 2013 11:16 AM (BQCv6)

119 I like the "Fighting Back" graphic. As though TFG is the victim here, and it's those mean Republicans/NSA agents/Journalists/whoever who are causing the problem.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 07, 2013 11:16 AM (/PCJa)

120 Late-stage alcoholism is a hell of a thing...

Posted by: Typical filthy moron at June 07, 2013 03:12 PM (RD7QR)

-------------------------------------------

Heh. AND it's going to get worse.

Posted by: Dr. Soona at June 07, 2013 11:16 AM (FLoWZ)

121 John

Marsha

John

Marsha

John

Marsha

Posted by: John and Marsha at June 07, 2013 11:16 AM (2iU3x)

122 Did anyone else read the article by the Columbia alum who talked about how not a single person in Obama's graduating year remembers him attending? It's a fascinating article, particularly for the pains to which the author goes to state he's not a right wing fruitcake.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at June 07, 2013 11:16 AM (VtjlW)

123 Any stray dog you see shitting in an alley is giving birth to Matthews intellectual superior.

Posted by: maddogg at June 07, 2013 11:17 AM (OlN4e)

124 Came to make some comments about coke and weed. I see that's all been settled.

So . . . lotta rain out there, eh?

Posted by: at June 07, 2013 03:14 PM (MftY/)

Its not rain its a Hurricane!! And it has a name dammit!!11!!11!!!1

Posted by: dananjcon at June 07, 2013 11:17 AM (jvd3N)

125 This is the flipside of Bush Derangement Syndrome-- Bush was the figure of absolute evil, Obama, their deliverer, is unsullied purity and good. Obama Deification Syndrome is the same bipolar lunacy.

Posted by: zsasz at June 07, 2013 11:17 AM (MMC8r)

126 They must have some serious dirt on this scumdumpster.

Posted by: cmate4352 at June 07, 2013 11:17 AM (gCaU+)

127 Well, by denying any wrong doing by this President, Matthews exonerates himself of any responsibility to report Obama's mistakes. As if anyone, including Chris, is convinced by that.

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:17 AM (MhA4j)

128 When I say I'm full, he only makes me swallow half... and save the rest for later. Tell me THAT isn't a considerate man.

Posted by: Chrissy Matthews at June 07, 2013 11:17 AM (fWAjv)

129 that video MUST have been photoshopped. no one can be that stupid.

Posted by: mallfly, Honorary Honey Badger at June 07, 2013 11:17 AM (bJm7W)

130 crystal clear. trip to pakistan attempted insurance fraud student aid fraud Michelle's $300k hospital no show job bribe coke dealing untaxed income from Bill Ayers accepting foreign donations

Posted by: X at June 07, 2013 11:17 AM (KHo8t)

131 Actually, the SI unit of measurement to quantify douchiness is the Massengill. Although I think it needs to be changed to Matthengil in honor of Chrissy... Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 07, 2013 03:09 PM (wtvvX) Now that was witty. A double entendre even.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:18 AM (bb5+k)

132 * crickets *

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 07, 2013 11:18 AM (GQ72I)

133 127 excellent point, zsazs

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:18 AM (MhA4j)

134 So . . . lotta rain out there, eh?

Posted by: Hal at June 07, 2013 03:14 PM (MftY/)

Four different flood watches/warnings stacked up for my little corner of PA. Tonight's commute is going to be amusing, by which I mean long.

Posted by: joncelli at June 07, 2013 11:18 AM (RD7QR)

135 Hey Chris, politicizing the IRS to go after political opponents in order to throw an election is illegal, last time I checked.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 07, 2013 11:18 AM (54/YX)

136 I was watching this. Why , I couldn't tell you. Even Beinart, who was willing to play along with the "Racists!" conclusion, couldn't swallow the premise Tingles was selling.

Posted by: spongeworthy--pooch whisperer at June 07, 2013 11:18 AM (r5w1L)

137 but I must admit that I thought that show he did on FOX years ago was pretty funny, especially after they brougth in Brian Doyle Murray as the new best friend.

Posted by: mallfly, Honorary Honey Badger at June 07, 2013 11:19 AM (bJm7W)

138 You see what you did there yourself, advocating murder and suicide. I did nothing of the sort. I quoted him.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at June 07, 2013 11:19 AM (7ObY1)

139 Where'd the "money grubber" slur come from? That can't be the new N-word.

Posted by: Fritz at June 07, 2013 11:19 AM (UzPAd)

140 Tonight's commute is going to be amusing, by which I mean long. You should leave now to ~~beat the traffic~~ make sure your windows are closed properly- seeing as how you opened them last night to let the nice fresh air in.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 07, 2013 11:19 AM (/PCJa)

141 Chris needs some serious life coaching. And some helium. In a bag.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 07, 2013 11:19 AM (BQCv6)

142 Speaking of Chris Matthews, Sheppy's on.

Posted by: Dr. Soona at June 07, 2013 11:19 AM (FLoWZ)

143 Why can't Matthews be a normal boy and swallow goldfish? Posted by: Howard Cunningham at June 07, 2013 03:09 PM (e8kgV) He probably swallows a lot of wiggly swimming creatures.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:19 AM (bb5+k)

144 138 a bridge too far

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:20 AM (MhA4j)

145

Obama's never done anything wrong, eh, Chrissy?

Yeah. And Mooch is the next Helen of Troy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 07, 2013 11:20 AM (4df7R)

146 142 Tonight's commute is going to be amusing, by which I mean long.

You should leave now to beat the traffic make sure your windows are closed properly- seeing as how you opened them last night to let the nice fresh air in.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 07, 2013 03:19 PM (/PCJa)

[Eyes widen] So you joined the NSA?

Posted by: joncelli at June 07, 2013 11:21 AM (RD7QR)

147 Did anyone else read the article by the Columbia alum who talked about how not a single person in Obama's graduating year remembers him attending? It's a fascinating article, particularly for the pains to which the author goes to state he's not a right wing fruitcake.

At this point I'm honestly willing to believe anything about TFG. Reality overtook Alex Jones somewhere in the vicinity of the PRISM story being reported yesterday, for all intents and purposes.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2013 11:21 AM (B/VB5)

148 "His whole life has been crystal clear".

So, um, Chris, what kind of grades did he get in college?

Just wondering...

Posted by: HH at June 07, 2013 11:21 AM (XXwdv)

149 The clip ended before the money shot

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 07, 2013 11:21 AM (8sCoq)

150 Didn't he at one time say Obama has no history. A mystery man? Posted by: Obama Jung-un at June 07, 2013 03:10 PM (VWfCN) Chris Matthews once said Obama was born in Indonesia. (I have the exact quote, with time and place.) For some reason, Chris Matthews did not have a problem with Obama running for President, even though Chris Matthews thought he was born in Indonesia. Chris Matthews is an ignorant fuck who spreads ignorance to his viewers who probably already have enough of their own.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:22 AM (bb5+k)

151 So absurd, that I do not feel comfortable sharing it electronically.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at June 07, 2013 03:19 PM (tWmgi)

My personal theory is that he's an alien who was hatched and raised here on earth with the sole purpose of getting him into a position of power that would enable the aliens to easily take over the world.

I used to be joking when I said that. I'm not joking anymore.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 07, 2013 11:22 AM (4df7R)

152 Honestly, I don't get it. Either turn them off or don't. Either put a bullet in the head of people with whom you disagree, or put one in your own heads, but jeez you spend way more time than is healthy worrying about what mathews or toure or that English guy, or McCain's daughter has to say. Seek some peace in your life. Stop paying attention! Posted by: BurtTC at June 07, 2013 03:07 PM (TOk1P) Why the hell are you reading and commenting at a blog whose primary focus is politics then? That's an actual question, not just me being bitchy. After all, it is rather the job of ace and somewhat of the cobs to read political sources and to comment on political matters, including the statements made by the other side. Not paying attention isn't really an option that is available. If you honestly believe that the way to peace is to stop paying attention, then why are you paying attention to the matters to which others pay attention?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at June 07, 2013 11:22 AM (VtjlW)

153 I hope Mathews dies screaming and takes a long time doing it. I hope his wife, mother, father, children die the same way. All of his fucking cousins and siblings too. I know it is wrong to say that. It is wrong to think that. But that is what I hope.

Posted by: Jack at June 07, 2013 11:22 AM (gWHwW)

154 How about the real estate deal with Tony Rezko, Chris?

Posted by: zsasz at June 07, 2013 11:22 AM (MMC8r)

155 You know, I quit watching TV news years before I quit watching TV or owning a TV. I haven't missed it. And when I get glimpses of it, it's like looking at 1960s Soviet Union or North Korea gulags or some other window on another world. Surreal to me, and yet it's others' daily reality! "Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor." -AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Thanks for the update, AllenG. I almost forgot. Also, it would appear that this poor Chris Matthews fellow is a psychotic idiot of a sodden, slavering sycophant. I think it's sad that we have reality shows portray stupid people at their worst like this, much less that anyone would watch them.

Posted by: a mindful webworker doesn't watch tv at June 07, 2013 11:22 AM (U13jb)

156 140 It's true enough that, particularly on Fridays, the fluff gets a good pouncing. Well deserved bashing. Trivial matters along with the gravitas, all threads taken into account.

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:22 AM (MhA4j)

157 Well, Pissy convinced me! Barky really is Jesus Christ II, Electric Bugaloo and as blameless and pure as the driven snow...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/b][/i][/s] at June 07, 2013 11:22 AM (oPVx2)

158 Dear Chris, No need to pander. The NSA is monitoring Verizon. Hell, even they don't watch MSNBC.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 07, 2013 11:23 AM (BQCv6)

159 I'm surprised he hasn't choked to death on Obama's cock. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 07, 2013 03:11 PM (4df7R) It's too small.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:23 AM (bb5+k)

160 If his life is crystal clear, what was his LSAT score? What was his SAT score? Transparancy. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Jack at June 07, 2013 11:23 AM (gWHwW)

161

If he is such a saint...then why are his college records sealed?

There are big gaps in his Bio, which is heavily edited anyway.

Anyone who doesn't think that is fishy will believe anything.

Posted by: wheatie at June 07, 2013 11:24 AM (ZiafE)

162 Anyone get the feeling that Matthews has some serious unresolved sexual issues in his psyche?

Just sayin'....

Posted by: B at June 07, 2013 11:24 AM (VC56G)

163 Something tells me snail mail is going to make a bit of a comeback for things too
important to be trusted to electronic mediums.

You sir, are a funny funny man.

Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at June 07, 2013 11:25 AM (epxV4)

164 Countdown to Detox

Posted by: Dr. Captain Hate at June 07, 2013 11:25 AM (USd9c)

165

Well shucks Chrissie--it's a disgrace we don't have an African American in the Senate. Well I am thinking it is a personal disappointment that Obama isn't still in the Senate.

But don't get your poor widdle self all wee wee'd up. There's still a television group out there that hires mentally challenged commentators--and you're working for it.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 07, 2013 11:26 AM (RZP0w)

166 @154. I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. Seriously, aliens couldn't do any worse.

Posted by: Cato at June 07, 2013 11:26 AM (rtY2i)

167 da Zero should replace Carney with Matthews. He would be more entertaining in pressers. Better than comedy club.

Posted by: maddogg at June 07, 2013 11:26 AM (OlN4e)

168
I've already devoted way too much of my life thinking about and ranting about fools such as Chris Matthews.

He doesn't believe 90% of the shit he says. He says it to push your buttons and to please his moonbat-base audience. He says it for attention and ratings -- and it works...obviously.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 07, 2013 11:27 AM (vyPsz)

169 Anyone get the feeling that Matthews has some serious unresolved sexual issues in his psyche? And polyps, but mostly ...

Posted by: Thulsa Choom at June 07, 2013 11:27 AM (evdj2)

170 Freedom is the new "n-word"...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 07, 2013 11:27 AM (wtvvX)

171 Did anyone else read the article by the Columbia alum who talked about how not a single person in Obama's graduating year remembers him attending? It's a fascinating article, particularly for the pains to which the author goes to state he's not a right wing fruitcake. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at June 07, 2013 03:16 PM (VtjlW) Yes. The issue overlaps with inquires about Obama's birth status, for being a free fire zone for the "conspiracy nut" accusation.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:27 AM (bb5+k)

172

"His whole life has been crystal clear".

Except for his Birth Certificate and

Trip to Pakistan

His drug use

Attendance at Columbia

How he paid for Harvard

His grades

His book deal

His friendship with Bill Ayers

His religion

His attendance at Reverand Wright's church

His membership in the New Democrat Party

His voting record

His real estate deals

His wife's crony job

His Acorn connections

His donors

His IQ

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2013 11:27 AM (m2CN7)

173 Mooch is the next Helen of Troy.

Troy, NY

Posted by: fluffy at June 07, 2013 11:27 AM (z9HTb)

174 Give Crissy McTinglepants a break. He is obviously a semi functional alcoholic. Which is only worsened by his hero's downfall but also his latent homosexuality. It's tough to be stupid, drunk and ghey all at the same time.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 07, 2013 11:28 AM (/tc03)

175 Yesterday, Megyn Kelly was interviewing Sally Kohn and someone else (I was listening on the radio) and the male guest said something about how all criticism of Obama is called "racist" by the left. Kohn got indignant that SHE had never made such a statement and then went on to make two points, the second of which was that the right doesn't like Obama because he's black. I nearly drove off the road. On purpose.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 07, 2013 11:28 AM (DPdf7)

176 171 da Zero should replace Carney with Matthews. He would be more entertaining in pressers. Better than comedy club.

Posted by: maddogg at June 07, 2013 03:26 PM (OlN4e)

Jim, I can't answer your questions when you have spiders crawling all over you. Anybody got a drink? Anybody?

Posted by: Chris Matthews, WH Press Secretary at June 07, 2013 11:28 AM (RD7QR)

177 Obama is a beam of pure white light. He is perfect in every way

Posted by: C Matthews at June 07, 2013 11:28 AM (2cfUo)

178

Chris believes that as a politician Obama was the sole virgin in the Cook County/Chicago political whorehouse.

And that's really sad.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at June 07, 2013 11:28 AM (hLRSq)

179 Grades, hell, we don't even know what courses President Bonyass took.

Posted by: zsasz at June 07, 2013 11:28 AM (MMC8r)

180 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 07, 2013 03:22 PM (4df7R)

Ever see the movie 'The Man Who Fell to Earth'?

Could explain a lot...

Posted by: HH at June 07, 2013 11:29 AM (XXwdv)

181 "We know everything about this man?"

Oh so can you give us his Columbia transcripts? Because his class just had their 30th reunion and he was a no-show. No one remembers him, not even his professors.

Posted by: Iblis at June 07, 2013 11:29 AM (9221z)

182 It's tough to be stupid, drunk and ghey all at the same time. **** Multi-tasking be hard

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 07, 2013 11:29 AM (DPdf7)

183 In other news, President Obama said at a press conference that "Nobody is listening to your phone calls." Yes, we know. That's the problem with Washington. Nobody listens.

Posted by: T. at June 07, 2013 11:29 AM (s6XYG)

184 165 Anyone get the feeling that Matthews has some serious unresolved sexual issues in his psyche?

Just sayin'....

And I assume that by "psyche" you mean "vagina"?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 07, 2013 11:29 AM (wtvvX)

185 "ThereÂ’s an ethnic piece to this. ItÂ’s very hard to nail it down because they always cover it in ideology." Tha darn political ideology. I know they keep talking about reality, but I'm sure I can ignore it forever and find my fantasy; if I just keep searching hard enough, long enough, somewhere, somehow, I know it's raaacist. I feel it in my tingling leg....

Posted by: a mindful webworker doesn't watch tv news at June 07, 2013 11:29 AM (U13jb)

186 Seriously, what is this obsession some of you people have with the idiots on your tv screen? Do you like working yourself into a lather over the things they say?

Yeah, you idiots, just shut up and steep in the propaganda like your mouth-breathing betters. O_O

So, how about that Sports Team. They should fire their coach.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 07, 2013 11:30 AM (ZKzrr)

187 My back end is clean ass whistle, though I can't whistle through it any more, but Reggie can make it squeak sometimes. Tee Hee.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 07, 2013 11:30 AM (6S4Ai)

188 158 Yep. I hear about tv here at ace. But don't do their propaganda news productions, and don't follow their programming entertainment, and refuse to listen to paid commercial advertising. Mute works wonders during sports' tournament breaks, or the series we have followed, The Good Wife. And yes, tongue in cheek every comment re: Republicans or Democrats but of course. Once upon a time, commercials were cute or clever. The insanity of the professional businesses paying for the worst ever abusive advertising possible now speaks for itself. Not only are the products shit for sale. The sales' pitch is a fubar.

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:30 AM (MhA4j)

189 Also, for the record, I still want pie. Further for the record, continue to don't.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at June 07, 2013 11:30 AM (VtjlW)

190 Clean as a whistle. Darn Freudian slip. Tee Hee.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 07, 2013 11:30 AM (6S4Ai)

191 I wonder.... If Obama has pulled the biggest con in American history, would he be able to keep it a secret? Would he be able to carry it to his grave or would his narcissism require that he reveal us all for the fools he thinks we are?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 07, 2013 11:31 AM (DPdf7)

192 "ThereÂ’s an ethnic piece to this. ItÂ’s very hard to nail it down because they always cover it in ideology." Wait. I missed that part. Darn those racists, always hiding their racism behind things like substantive policy arguments! Really?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 07, 2013 11:32 AM (/PCJa)

193 If?

Posted by: Thulsa Choom at June 07, 2013 11:32 AM (evdj2)

194 MSNBC. The place for race.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2013 11:32 AM (g1DWB)

195 Also, for the record, I still want pie.

I have a baked crust in my freezer, and no idea what to put in it.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at June 07, 2013 11:32 AM (ZKzrr)

196 196 being coy

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:33 AM (MhA4j)

197 Obama is like a stream of bat's piss...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 07, 2013 11:33 AM (wtvvX)

198 199 MSNBC. The place for race.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2013 03:32 PM (g1DWB)

But not news. Don't even go there.

Posted by: Chris Matthews, WH Press Secretary at June 07, 2013 11:33 AM (RD7QR)

199 Obama is a beam of pure white light. My eye! My eye!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2013 11:33 AM (ix+5k)

200 Further for the record, continue to don't. I have a baked crust in my freezer, and no idea what to put in it. Heather, you're not helping us "don't."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at June 07, 2013 11:33 AM (/PCJa)

201 I have a baked crust in my freezer, and no idea what to put in it. Not beer.

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:33 AM (MhA4j)

202 His excessive drooling during speaking is caused by one thing. A shitload of booze.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 07, 2013 11:33 AM (/tc03)

203 "If you are a website owner with a brisk readership and a conservative bent, youÂ’re on that list..." Oh, thank goodness. I'm safe.

Posted by: mindful webworks, the web's best kept secret since 1996 at June 07, 2013 11:33 AM (U13jb)

204 Yes. The issue overlaps with inquires about Obama's birth status, for being a free fire zone for the "conspiracy nut" accusation.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 03:27 PM (bb5+k)

----------------------------------------------

Strange. For the last two or three weeks no one that I've talked politics with has not given even the slightest inuendo that I might be falling for a conspiracy. As a matter of fact, most (not all) of them actually want to hear my opinion on all of this.

Posted by: Dr. Soona at June 07, 2013 11:33 AM (FLoWZ)

205 Dare I wonder what would happen if their faith in their god snaps?

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 07, 2013 11:34 AM (Vk2pI)

206 I have a baked crust in my freezer, and no idea what to put in it. Hansel und Gretal?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2013 11:34 AM (ix+5k)

207 NewsBreaker ‏@NewsBreaker 33s NOW: Santa Monica PD says multiple people hurt in shooting at Santa Monica College. Cops say shooter is down, unclear if hurt/dead/arrested. I bet he's a republican!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 07, 2013 11:34 AM (DPdf7)

208 @204. I was thinking Lightbringer.

Posted by: Cato at June 07, 2013 11:34 AM (rtY2i)

209 My eye! My eye! Posted by: rickb223 The Sandman, short story by ETA Hoffmann

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:34 AM (MhA4j)

210

I see a plastic bag and helium in Mathews future.

Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2013 11:35 AM (n2K+4)

211 When are they doing a remake of Jesus Christ Superstar only as Barak Obama Superstar. Chrissy Matthews can sing I Don't Know How to Love Him.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 07, 2013 11:35 AM (Ah1ET)

212 According to Newsbusters, the video is from June 5, which matters somewhat.

Posted by: Baldy at June 07, 2013 11:35 AM (tyDFN)

213 So absurd, that I do not feel comfortable sharing it electronically.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at June 07, 2013 03:19 PM (tWmgi)

Share it anyway. We can use the absurdity. Besides, I can't imagine any self-respecting NSA surveillance operative would sound the alert and tell his superiors that The Obsidian Owl is onto their game and has found them out at last.

Posted by: troyriser at June 07, 2013 11:36 AM (vtiE6)

214 @210. When their faith in their created god collapses, looting and burning follows. It's like what you see in any major city when their team loses the big game.

Posted by: Cato at June 07, 2013 11:37 AM (rtY2i)

215

Also, for the record, I still want pie.

HeatherRadish, would you be so kind as to help me procure some pie for AtC? You are our resident pie expert, after all.

And as AtC has been saying, all y'all: DON'T.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 07, 2013 11:37 AM (4df7R)

216 Strange. For the last two or three weeks no one that I've talked politics with has not given even the slightest inuendo that I might be falling for a conspiracy. As a matter of fact, most (not all) of them actually want to hear my opinion on all of this. Posted by: Dr. Soona at June 07, 2013 03:33 PM (FLoWZ) You should have been hear four years ago when everyone was saying "How DARE you assert that this Obama fellow has a smelly past!" Questioning his legitimacy was "Conspiracy" territory. Allahpundit declared there was nothing to it, and everybody just saluted and thereafter loudly asserted the new party line.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:37 AM (bb5+k)

217 At what point does Chrissy go on the air and just start wanking it to a picture of Barry?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 07, 2013 11:38 AM (TGA2G)

218 for being a free fire zone for the "conspiracy nut" accusation. At the bonfire of the vanities, neoconservative Obama apologists burn bitter clinger scapegoats at the stake.

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:38 AM (MhA4j)

219 >>I have a baked crust in my freezer, and no idea what to put in it. I have fresh blackberries. /denounce

Posted by: Dr. Mama AJ, PhD. at June 07, 2013 11:39 AM (SUKHu)

220 Does anyone other than Newsbuster even watch Chris Riefenstahl anymore anyway? It's gotta suck being that dumb and having lower ratings than the cable access school lunch menu.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 07, 2013 11:39 AM (/tc03)

221

My other guess as to Obama's genesis is that he is a cyborg. That Frankenstein scar down the back of his head is actually the flap that allows his programmers to modify his programming when necessary.

This would explain why he can't extemporaneously speak or generate meaningful thoughts, and thus must depend on a teleprompter or hard copy of his talking points in order to communicate.

Again, at one time I would be saying this jokingly. Now? NOt so much.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at June 07, 2013 11:40 AM (4df7R)

222 If Obama has pulled the biggest con in American history, would he be able to keep it a secret? Would he be able to carry it to his grave or would his narcissism require that he reveal us all for the fools he thinks we are? The funny thing about Matthews is that he was a speechwriter for Jimmy Carter. Carter delivered the infamous 'malice' speech which basically blamed Americans for thinking poorly of Carter. Matthews will deny to the last bottle of Irish whiskey that he wrote that speech, but he's never pointed the finger at the person that did. My theory is Matthews was so drunk when he wrote the speech he has forgotten.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request [/i] at June 07, 2013 11:40 AM (U2UQk)

223 It's like what you see in any major city when their team loses the big game. or wins, or has a rain-out ...

Posted by: Thulsa Choom at June 07, 2013 11:40 AM (evdj2)

224 Hey NSA, in case you missed it last night,,, Andrew this morning... Obama is a lying, racist, elitest, corrupt, freedom hating, dictator wannabe. And I see ace isn't the only one who doesn't know how to embed a video without turning it into a tiny print thread. I'm sure Purp would be glad to help ya out on that. And a Chrissy fit video on top of it. Yeah, like the Horde is going to push play on that. Later.

Posted by: teej at June 07, 2013 11:40 AM (erYRT)

225 Questioning his legitimacy was "Conspiracy" territory. Allahpundit declared there was nothing to it, and everybody just saluted and thereafter loudly asserted the new party line. *** No. Not everyone just filed in line.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 07, 2013 11:40 AM (DPdf7)

226 @224. Better burned at the stake than living in the madhouse these people will erect on the ashes of society.

Posted by: Cato at June 07, 2013 11:40 AM (rtY2i)

227

NewsBreaker Ã¾@NewsBreaker 33s
NOW: Santa Monica PD says multiple people hurt in shooting at Santa Monica College. Cops say shooter is down, unclear if hurt/dead/arrested.

I bet he's a republican!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 07, 2013 03:34 PM (DPdf7)

---------------------------------------------

There were no carrots in the green jello at the church pot-luck.

Posted by: Dr. Soona at June 07, 2013 11:41 AM (FLoWZ)

228 Does anyone have any TP? I have a fax coming in.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 07, 2013 11:41 AM (evdj2)

229 223 At what point does Chrissy go on the air and just start wanking it to a picture of Barry?

***

Pretty sure that's the script now, isn't it?

Posted by: B at June 07, 2013 11:41 AM (VC56G)

230 Here's something, I would rarely ever hear or know about Chris Mathews or MSNBC if it were not for conservative blogs that must post every word they utter.

Posted by: Hunker down and L.I.B. at June 07, 2013 11:41 AM (Cs2tJ)

231 There were no carrots in the green jello at the church pot-luck. *** The Save-Way was all out of tiny marshmallows.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 07, 2013 11:41 AM (DPdf7)

232 At the bonfire of the vanities, neoconservative Obama apologists burn bitter clinger scapegoats at the stake. Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 03:38 PM (MhA4j) I have to say that the notion that Obama is willing to do dirty deeds and such, as applies to his past, is suddenly being shown a lot of strange new respect around the headquarters here.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:41 AM (bb5+k)

233 "...has given me an absurd idea that I just can't shake. So absurd, that I do not feel comfortable sharing it electronically." -The Obsidian Owl Oh, go on. Can't be anything we don't already know!

Posted by: That bored NSA guy who actually likes reading AoSHQ at June 07, 2013 11:42 AM (U13jb)

234 Is it possible he really believes what he says?

Posted by: Beef at June 07, 2013 11:43 AM (tI9wB)

235 "It's gotta suck being that dumb and having lower ratings than the cable access school lunch menu."

I think in the last Arbitron rating he was listed under 'Other'.

Posted by: HH at June 07, 2013 11:43 AM (XXwdv)

236

The only way that Obama's past can be locked up as tight as it is is because a powerful coalition long ago prepared their mouth piece for the day they would make him President.

Obama is not smart enough to have the forethought to do any of the things necessary to hide his past much less win the nomination for President.

Remember that Clinton won the popular vote in the top 8 electoral states. It was fraud and inside manipulation that gave Obama the nomination. I'm far from a conspiracy guy but it was not Obama that made these things happen and its not Obama now making the big decisions even though he may believe he is.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2013 11:43 AM (m2CN7)

237 Russia thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 07, 2013 11:43 AM (DPdf7)

238 > Questioning his legitimacy was "Conspiracy" territory. Allahpundit declared there was nothing to it Fuck allahpundit. who the fuck died and made him an expert

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 07, 2013 11:43 AM (8sCoq)

239 222 "Allahpundit declared there was nothing to it, and everybody just saluted and thereafter loudly asserted the new party line." Funny that, putting the entire blame on Allahpundit alone. Go ahead, include ace and cog loggers as well with the Ed Morrissey ban on the word "revolution". "Look, we can be Alinsky, too, because Paultard!" during the flame wars.

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:44 AM (MhA4j)

240 Never been a money grubber??? Well, not too successfully until lately, I'll admit. And I've never been caught . . . by my adoring media . . . with another woman. But you should have seen Mrs. Bronco Bama get all weeweed up over Vera! And no other so-called scandals -- Foreign campaign donors, taking down Billary, bowing to dictators, Solyndra, Fast & Furious, Benghazi? Well, old Tingle-leg just doesn't give me enough credit for my evil side, I guess.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at June 07, 2013 11:44 AM (hHgxI)

241 Tingles, STFU.

The man is just plain ignert.

Posted by: SouthTexas at June 07, 2013 11:45 AM (HD+oa)

242 244. he and ace are bff

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 07, 2013 11:45 AM (MhA4j)

243 @242, I've long thought of him as a puppet, but who holds the strings? I've long suspected Soros, but it may be others.

Posted by: Cato at June 07, 2013 11:45 AM (rtY2i)

244 We're seeing a man lose his mind on national cable TV. It's sad, really. MSNBC is taking advantage of Matthews's clearly deteriorating mental state.

I've said this before, but Matthews used to be a pretty good political talking head. He's always been a liberal, but he never denied it, and he usually approached conservative people and positions honestly. I used to watch Hardball every day during the 2000 Presidential election, and even though he clearly wanted Gore to win, he was actually tougher on him than he was on Bush. I suppose it's possible that he was faking it back then, and MSNBC's decision to go full Prog-retard just allowed him to be "himself" but I don't think so. I think he's been suffering from some sort of mental illness the past ten years or so.

Posted by: holygoat at June 07, 2013 11:46 AM (vAiDn)

245 My other guess as to Obama's genesis is that he is a cyborg. That Frankenstein scar down the back of his head is actually the flap that allows his programmers to modify his programming when necessary. This would explain why he can't extemporaneously speak or generate meaningful thoughts, and thus must depend on a teleprompter or hard copy of his talking points in order to communicate. Again, at one time I would be saying this jokingly. Now? NOt so much. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at June 07, 2013 03:40 PM (4df7R) I showed that Scar picture of Obama's Head (and the one of his bare leg) to a Doctor friend of mine. He identified the leg scar as a result of compartment syndrome in the leg, and he also said that head scar indicates Obama has at one time experienced a very serious accident with massive head trauma. The most interesting theory i've heard regarding this was suggested by Zombie at Zombietime. It's that Obama possibly participated in an armed car robbery back in New York in the Early eighties in conjunction with the Weather Underground and the New Black Panthers Party. Very interesting theory.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:46 AM (bb5+k)

246 MSNBC: Delivering ignorance to an audience running a quart low.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at June 07, 2013 11:46 AM (/lWM8)

247 @247. Ignert? I think this needs to be a word. It's the perfect combination of ignorant and inert. Love it.

Posted by: Cato at June 07, 2013 11:47 AM (rtY2i)

248 Hey! Thought of another evil thing I did that Tingle-leg missed! I appointed Eric "The Dick" Holder!

Posted by: Bronco Bama at June 07, 2013 11:48 AM (hHgxI)

249 @249 Bill Ayres.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at June 07, 2013 11:49 AM (hHgxI)

250 No. Not everyone just filed in line. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 07, 2013 03:40 PM (DPdf7) The bulk of our side did. I've had long and tumultuous arguments with Ace and all the co-bloggers on this issue, and they simply refused to consider it. Anyone who wanted to discuss it was a "conspiracy nut."

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:49 AM (bb5+k)

251 Shit. I got nothing.

Posted by: [/i][/b]akula_51 at June 07, 2013 11:51 AM (Vgn84)

252 Remember that Clinton won the popular vote in the top 8 electoral states. It was fraud and inside manipulation that gave Obama the nomination. I'm far from a conspiracy guy but it was not Obama that made these things happen and its not Obama now making the big decisions even though he may believe he is. Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2013 03:43 PM (m2CN7) Well, if you look at it properly, the entire Democrat coalition is nothing but one big assed conspiracy to get government (I mean that of the tax payers) money routed their way. That a bunch of political hacks did a lot of hard work to sanitize his history so that he could run? Par for the course with Democrats. They simply care about wining.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:52 AM (bb5+k)

253 Wait. I missed that part. : AllenG Not in the vid. It was quoted in a comment.

Posted by: mindful the webworker in adventures with big nanny at June 07, 2013 11:53 AM (U13jb)

254 Fuck allahpundit. who the fuck died and made him an expert Posted by: Jones in CO at June 07, 2013 03:43 PM (8sCoq) For a long time, Ace was very respectful and grateful to Allahpundit. I get the impression that Allahpundit was some sort of mentor to him or something. Once Allahpundit said there was nothing to Obama's birth certificate issue, Ace and Co. hammered the party line thereafter.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 11:54 AM (bb5+k)

255 "Seriously, what is this obsession some of you people have with the idiots on your tv screen? Do you like working yourself into a lather over the things they say" -------------------------------------------------------------- I believe Tingles intentionally says more and more outrageous statements in order to attract attention to his unwatchable (and mostly unwatched) TV show. As the saying goes: There are more people watching airport radar than that jerk. Bill Mahr does the same thing. Get people talking and commenting on the internet and maybe some can be intrigued enough to tune in. Seriously, Chris Matthews will say anything to get attention. Isn't that perfectly obvious?

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at June 07, 2013 11:55 AM (PwV7G)

256 Body language alert: Chris puts his hand up to his nose, pulls on nose - it's the Pinocchio Tell - he's lying. ...or...it's the cocaine talking. Chris Matthews needs psychiatric help.

Posted by: MathMom at June 07, 2013 11:55 AM (H2Mwq)

257 I've said this before, but Matthews used to be a pretty good political talking head. He's always been a liberal, but he never denied it, and he usually approached conservative people and positions honestly. I used to watch Hardball every day during the 2000 Presidential election, and even though he clearly wanted Gore to win, he was actually tougher on him than he was on Bush. I suppose it's possible that he was faking it back then, and MSNBC's decision to go full Prog-retard just allowed him to be "himself" but I don't think so. I think he's been suffering from some sort of mental illness the past ten years or so. It was the 2000 election that drove Tingles off the deep end. I watched it in real time. Like you, I used to watch his show back when he was sane and it was a good show. The precise moment that Tingles lost it was when Al Gore conceded.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at June 07, 2013 11:56 AM (7ObY1)

258 @ 262 Yes.

Posted by: Bronco Bama at June 07, 2013 11:59 AM (hHgxI)

259 That a bunch of political hacks did a lot of hard work to sanitize his history so that he could run? Par for the course with Democrats. They simply care about wining.

Posted by: Diogenes' Lamp at June 07, 2013 03:52 PM (bb5+k)

Nope it takes more than just political hacks to sanatize to the extent that it has been done. Especially when probably more than half of the political hacks were on the Clinton team.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2013 11:59 AM (m2CN7)

260 BlueStateRebel - he's never recovered from his encephalitis, IMO. I'm not trying to be funny at his expense.

Posted by: SarahW at June 07, 2013 12:01 PM (LYwCh)

261 I think Tweety went completely mental during the Monica problems. His background knew that Slick had fucked up but being a lib, he just couldn't bring himself to talk about what a lying sexual predator Clenis was. Once he crossed that line everything else was easy.

Posted by: Dr. Captain Hate at June 07, 2013 12:01 PM (USd9c)

262 0_o

Posted by: Um. . . at June 07, 2013 12:04 PM (VYs5x)

263 @242, I've long thought of him as a puppet, but who holds the strings? I've long suspected Soros, but it may be others.

Posted by: Cato at June 07, 2013 03:45 PM (rtY2i)

President Obama is not a front man or puppet for a shadowy, SMERSH-like cabal filled with criminal masterminds. He is, however, the undisputed leader of a cadre of old-school, hardcore Leftist radicals intent upon doing what he openly said they were going to do: fundamentally transform the country. The only thing pulling at him are his mother's apron strings, the ideology that guided her life and has been instilled in him since birth. Frank Marshall Davis, card-carrying communist, was a surrogate father. Bill Ayers, Weatherman radical and avowed Marxist, was his mentor and friend, a kind of surrogate older brother. His pastor of 20 years, yet another surrogate father, Jeremiah Wright, preached a brand of racial separatism and virulent anti-Americanism. The professor who served as his intellectual guiding light? Radical Derrick Bell. It goes on and on.

President Obama been carefully shaped into what he is from earliest childhood. Others made a path for him, to be sure: the disqualification of all of his political opponents in his first run for political office, the illegal unsealing of Jack and Jeri Ryan's sealed divorce proceedings, the silencing of Tony Rezko, et al, but in the end, he makes the decisions; rather, he expresses his will in a general way and others take care of the specifics.

Posted by: troyriser at June 07, 2013 12:12 PM (vtiE6)

264 Romans 1: "They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the CreatorÂ—who is forever praised. Amen." That passage often comes to mind when Chris talks about Obama. He really is Chris' (faux) messiah.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2013 12:15 PM (iwHSQ)

265 I want to move to Chris Mathews's planet. It sounds very nice.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 07, 2013 12:18 PM (Z2Bkq)

266

Chris Matthews is baffled by opposition to President Obama as he faces a series of scandals, especially because the president has Â“never
done anything wrong in his life.Â”

Â“His whole life has been crystal
clear, and clean as a whistle, and transparent,Â” Matthews said on his show earlier this week. Â“HeÂ’s never done anything wrong in his life Â—
legally, ethically, whatever.Â”

Alice Palmer and Jack Ryan might beg to differ.

Crystal clear, clean as a whistle, and transparent? How and why did he visit Pakistan, hmmm? How did he meet Ayers, hmmm? Why is he so hinky about his transcripts, hmmm? And why did he turn off address verification on campaign donations, hmmm?

Nothing wrong, legally, ethically, whatever? Please.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 07, 2013 12:23 PM (Z2Bkq)

267

The only way that Obama's past can be locked up as tight as it is is because a powerful coalition long ago prepared their mouth piece for the day they would make him President.

Obama is not smart enough to have the forethought to do any of the things necessary to hide his past much less win the nomination for President.

THIS.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 07, 2013 12:25 PM (Z2Bkq)

268 I always thought the scars on Obama's head had something to do with ritual bloodletting (Tatbir) that some Muslims did for Ashura.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2013 12:31 PM (iwHSQ)

269 Form Wikipedia: "Tatbir is performed every year on the 10th day of Islamic month of Moharram, known as the Day of Ashura, and Arbaeen by the Shiites around the world. However, some Shiites also perform Tatbir on other occasions like the 21st of Ramadan (the day when first Imam Ali ibn Abi talib was martyred in Kufa), 28th of Safar (in commemoration of Prophet Mohammad's Death and Martyrdom of second Shiite Imam Hasan ibn Ali) and any time during the mourning period starting from Moharram till 8th of Rabi ul Awwal.[citation needed]The practice of Tatbir includes striking oneself with a form of a sword (talwar in South Asia) on the head, causing blood to flow in remembrance of the innocent blood of Imam al Husain ibn Ali which was shed by Yazid's forces in Battle of Karbala. Some Shiites also hit their back and/or chest with blades attached to chains. This is more commonly known as Zanjeer Zani."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2013 12:33 PM (iwHSQ)

270 "That Frankenstein scar down the back of his head..." ...is just an artifact of that kind of hair. (Racist... somewhat literally.) In different photos the "scar" seems to move around. You didn't think they'd leave the actual entry point visible, did you?

Posted by: expert doctor mindful webworker, PhD, closecropped nappyhair studies at June 07, 2013 12:37 PM (U13jb)

271 "its not Obama now making the big decisions even though he may believe he is." -polynikes He may have an ego as big as the moon, but I'll bet he knows that if he ever starts believing he's got any power, you'll see him disappeared rather quickly. (Pass the Popcorn time.)

Posted by: mindful webworker, award-winning armchair power psychoanalyst at June 07, 2013 12:41 PM (U13jb)

272 Â“HeÂ’s never done anything ~~wrong~~ productive in his life Â— legally, ethically, whatever.Â” You're welcome, Chris.

Posted by: t-bird at June 07, 2013 12:42 PM (FcR7P)

273 Chris matthews- The first retarded-american geriatric leftist at msnbc?

Posted by: sound awake at June 07, 2013 12:42 PM (MFPUQ)

274 Actually, the SI unit of measurement to quantify douchiness is the Massengill.Although I think it needs to be changed to Matthengil in honor of Chrissy...Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 07, 2013 03:09 PMÂ So is it a higher number for more douchiness like the pain scale or a lower number like brightness of a star?

Posted by: sound awake at June 07, 2013 12:46 PM (MFPUQ)

275 Wow. Crack is a helluva drug.

Posted by: JQP at June 07, 2013 01:32 PM (GVL0g)

276 Excuse me Matthew, you've got a stain there. Yes right there on your blue dress.

Posted by: Max Entropy at June 07, 2013 01:34 PM (qnm/I)

277 253 @247. Ignert? I think this needs to be a word. It's the perfect combination of ignorant and inert. Love it.

In some circles, it's already in use.