January 24, 2013

Printable Organs from 3D Bio-Printers?
— Ace

Ever notice that it's always the biological technology that's freaky? We have no problems with remote-controlled planes with frickin' laser beams but the second someone starts talking about organs it's weird. Technology is metal and plastic, not flesh, and when it's flesh, it's just strange.

At least for me. But videogame developers seem to agree (hey, we're going to freak you out with a biological gun that shoots out pieces of the user's bones) and so did (MACABRE/VIOLENT CONTENT WARNING) David Croenenberg.

Anyway, this is, I guess, potentially life-saving technology that just wigs me out.

Bio-printers, Wired reports, “have the potential to change the way medical research is conducted, even print living tissue and replacement organs, but they are expensive and highly specialized. They literally build living structures, like blood vessels or skin tissue, cell by cell, revolutionizing biomedical engineering.”

The bioprinters available today are expensive and extremely complicated to operate, but BioCurious may change that. A talented team of hobbyists and scientists, led by Patrik DÂ’haeseleer, who has worked at Harvard Medical School and the Lawrence Livermore National Lab, salvaged parts from ordinary printers and figured out how to print sheets of cells for experiments, all for about $150. One day, DÂ’haeseleer hopes, these printers will churn out intact human tissue.

Imagine the revolution in medical care if affordable 3D printers can make replacement organs on demand. No longer will the grievously ill need to wait months or years for one to become available.


Your Mouth

...is 77% complete; installing Dentation sub-routine.


Rumors, etc.:

Print is not dead!

-- Dr. Varno

Posted by: Ace at 12:58 PM | Comments (159)
Post contains 272 words, total size 2 kb.

1 I can get the third arm I've always wanted

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 24, 2013 12:59 PM (FKQng)

2 brb, wife wanted me to print something...

Posted by: t-bird at January 24, 2013 01:00 PM (FcR7P)

3 Printable Organs from 3D Bio-Printers? ... Ron Jeremy is frantically calling his agent ...

Posted by: Arbalest at January 24, 2013 01:00 PM (N2Nls)

4 salvaged parts from ordinary printers and figured out how to print sheets of cells for experiments

....Are the cells already in sheets and being printed upon, or are they loading up stuff into the ink/toner tanks and getting cells out? 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 24, 2013 01:01 PM (ZKzrr)

5 OOH! I have an idea....

Posted by: Manti Te'o at January 24, 2013 01:02 PM (FcR7P)

6 So chicks with 3 boobehs will soon be reality? So glad I won't have to go to Mars for some of that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 24, 2013 01:02 PM (RWS3b)

7 Print is not dead!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2013 01:02 PM (OzEdP)

8 Now loading....

...Kate Upton  Build 2013.1.24c

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:02 PM (GQ8sn)

9 So The 5th Element was prophetic, huh?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 24, 2013 01:02 PM (xGlYu)

10

 

Is this approaching those 'replicators' like they have in Star Trek?

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 24, 2013 01:02 PM (fH4X9)

11 Are the cells already in sheets and being printed upon, or are they loading up stuff into the ink/toner tanks and getting cells out? I don't know, because if all they needed was a way to go *squirt*, *squirt* on demand, I got that covered.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at January 24, 2013 01:03 PM (FcR7P)

12 >>but BioCurious may change that

I had to read that twice.

Posted by: angler at January 24, 2013 01:03 PM (SwjAj)

13 I'd like to point out.
Sheets of cells is one thing.
Tissues are let's say an order of magnitude harder to accomplish. (estimate)
Organs (which are multiple types of tissues) would be an order of magnitude harder than that I'd imagine.

Similarly, we can culture cells like crazy these days.
Tissue culture is becoming easier.
Organ culture is almost entirely nonexistent minus a few fluke cases (we can grew new windpipes and bladders regularly now, I think a few have even been used in transplants)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 24, 2013 01:04 PM (Dcokn)

14

..."The bioprinters available today are expensive and extremely complicated to operate, but BioCurious may change that. "

 

The company is called...'BioCurious'?

 

Heh.

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 24, 2013 01:04 PM (fH4X9)

15 I always thought the replicators on star trek were the stupidest most blatantly-fantasy thing on the show. I hated them. Show's what I know. But I think part of the reason I hated them is because I recoiled from the implication: The implication being, what's the economy then? It has such profound implications, simply being able to make whatever you like at the touch of a button, it's hard to imagine what society and its economy looks like after that.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2013 01:04 PM (LCRYB)

16 You can look for a lot of these biological advances, particularly those with military applications like that foam from yesterday to cease.


The Obamanites have halted the use of animal testing to sooth their PETA friends.

Posted by: Vic at January 24, 2013 01:05 PM (53z96)

17 Ace, did you never see "The 5th Element"?

Posted by: maddogg at January 24, 2013 01:05 PM (OlN4e)

18 Larry Niven wrote science fiction stories about a black-market in human organs; the vendors were called "organleggers" (bootleggers of organs). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organlegging But it now appears to me that we will do better growing new organs from the patient's own stem cells. No problems with rejection! So hopefully those kidnap/murder gangs breaking down people for parts will remain fictional.

Posted by: mr_jack at January 24, 2013 01:05 PM (TMG3G)

19

How narrow are the margins?

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2013 01:07 PM (nvIEZ)

20 It has such profound implications, simply being able to make whatever you like at the touch of a button, it's hard to imagine what society and its economy looks like after that.

Jaded.

Notice how the Federation abandoned the concept of money?  TNG harped on that in several episodes.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:07 PM (GQ8sn)

21

...setting to 150%...

Posted by: Pug Mahon at January 24, 2013 01:07 PM (K+mtQ)

22 Won't be long before you can print up a couch...

Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2013 01:07 PM (nvIEZ)

23 The wired article seems to be implying that these are cells already grown and then "printed" out. Not cells created whole cloth.

So that's another problem they'd have to solve.

I'm not saying it's impossible, I'm just saying the headline and the American-Interest article has overstated the current level of technology. It's still pretty cool. (I mean the fact the the cell can survive that printing.)

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 24, 2013 01:07 PM (Dcokn)

24 Oh my.  Here are the directions.
http://www.instructables.com/id/DIY-BioPrinter/

"(Stay tuned for an instructable on how to make your own GFP-expressing E. coli)."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 24, 2013 01:08 PM (ZKzrr)

25 >>> Ace, did you never see "The 5th Element"? I did but I don't remember it. I didn't like it. It was a fashion show.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2013 01:08 PM (LCRYB)

26 >> BioCurious Well played.

Posted by: Andy at January 24, 2013 01:09 PM (C/NnJ)

27 PC load letter?!

Posted by: Michael Bolton at January 24, 2013 01:09 PM (K+mtQ)

28 The bioprinters available today are expensive and extremely complicated to operate, but BioCurious may change that. **** We're doomed.

Posted by: tasker at January 24, 2013 01:09 PM (r2PLg)

29 I did but I don't remember it. I didn't like it. It was a fashion show.

Leeloo gets "printed" up when she's revived.


MULL TEE PASS!!!!

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:09 PM (GQ8sn)

30

15...Posted by: ace at January 24, 2013 05:04 PM (LCRYB)

 

They got into 'replicator technology' in more depth, in some episodes of Star Trek Voyager...

Because they were running out of raw materials to feed into their replicators.

 

It made more sense to me after that.

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 24, 2013 01:09 PM (fH4X9)

31 >>> Notice how the Federation abandoned the concept of money? TNG harped on that in several episodes. yes I know they trotted that out in TNG. I always thought that was dumb. I think... at some point if you strip away everything recognizably human from human characters, they stop being relatable. So, no one on the Enterprise works for money, they work to "better themselves." I think Riker said that. Okay, so you're all space aliens with no connection to me. So I don't care.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2013 01:10 PM (LCRYB)

32 It has such profound implications, simply being able to make whatever you like at the touch of a button, it's hard to imagine what society and its economy looks like after that Imagine all the peeeepleee living in harmoneeeee....

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 24, 2013 01:10 PM (RWS3b)

33 The Obamanites have halted the use of animal testing to sooth their PETA friends.

Posted by: Vic at January 24, 2013 05:05 PM (53z96)



WAIT WHAT?! I assume you're referring to the chimp thing. I could discuss that at length another day (I have to go soon.)

The TL;DR of it would be "well it's bad policy, but at least it's not the worst policy, but it's definitely a foot in the door for PETA.  Good news is it won't slow down science, bad news expect them to push harder."


But if they're already pushing hard, that's bad bad bad news.  I'll need to speed up on my dissertation (which somewhat ironically is on the negative effects of slowing animal research on both science in general and human subjects research safety.)

My department is telling me it'd be one of the few Pro-Animal research books to come out of the academy since Singer co opted the entire argument.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 24, 2013 01:10 PM (Dcokn)

34 Because they were running out of raw materials to feed into their replicators.


I thought it was transferring energy into matter and back again, and not constructing something out of other raw materials.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:11 PM (GQ8sn)

35 I'll take two livers to go, please.

No need for the monogramming.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at January 24, 2013 01:11 PM (xz0nG)

36 i'm not knocking that as a speculation; I'm not offering an opinion on whether it's likely we can breed the humanity out of humans. (Thought I doubt it.) I'm just talking about pure audience-identification. As Plinkett observed with the star wars sequels: Who the hell can relate to these emotionless, sexless space aliens called "Jedi"?

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2013 01:11 PM (LCRYB)

37 All those drunks at the office party trying to photocopy their ass-were on to something!

Posted by: Bio-Curious, Inc. at January 24, 2013 01:11 PM (r2PLg)

38 They replicated a whole woman from a few cells with intact DNA. Hell, I wanted one, myself, along with a few cells from Dana Loesch.

Posted by: maddogg at January 24, 2013 01:11 PM (OlN4e)

39
Everybody knows the first thing to be printed will be a vag.  Pron always adapts new tech first.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 24, 2013 01:11 PM (p/cQy)

40 The irony event horizon will be breached when a clone Gutenberg is printed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 24, 2013 01:12 PM (QKKT0)

41 Computer - Jennifer Grey, HOT.

Posted by: Capt. Swazey at January 24, 2013 01:12 PM (SwjAj)

42 Posted by: ace at January 24, 2013 05:10 PM (LCRYB)

Ironically in DS9 there were still restaurants on earth (Sisko's dad owned one) because you couldn't replicate decent food apparently.

Posted by: tsrblke (work) at January 24, 2013 01:12 PM (Dcokn)

43 Everybody knows the first thing to be printed will be a vag. Pron always adapts new tech first.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 24, 2013 05:11 PM (p/cQy)


Nah. Vagina's themselves are disgusting

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 24, 2013 01:12 PM (FKQng)

44 Wait, does this mean the Constitution really is a living document...? /ducks and hides

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 24, 2013 01:12 PM (GBXon)

45 OT Eastern Sports and Outdoor Show cancelled due to NRA boycott.

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2013 01:13 PM (M/TDA)

46 The implication being, what's the economy then? welllll get ready because The Diamond Age, she is coming don't you see it already? the incredible things we can get cheaply?

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at January 24, 2013 01:13 PM (J6kXj)

47 45 Good. Glad to hear it. Morons!

Posted by: BlackOrchid-StillMissingDagny at January 24, 2013 01:13 PM (J6kXj)

48

"BioCurious"

Missed the "o" the first time....

Posted by: Some1 at January 24, 2013 01:13 PM (cSlKk)

49 Ironically in DS9 there were still restaurants on earth (Sisko's dad owned one) because you couldn't replicate decent food apparently.

Picard's family still owned a vineyard...because for some reason, they could replicate everything but alcohol.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 24, 2013 01:14 PM (ZKzrr)

50 >>>Nah. Vagina's themselves are disgusting

Unless you are an OB-GYN man card NOW!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 24, 2013 01:14 PM (0q2P7)

51 Hell, I wanted one, myself, along with a few cells from Dana Loesch S.E. Cupp for me please. S.E. Cupp is pronounced "C cup". Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 24, 2013 01:14 PM (BVNTz)

52 Only thing I like in Fifth Element was Gary Oldman and what's her name. The one with the nice ass.

Posted by: dantesed at January 24, 2013 01:14 PM (++FkS)

53

34 Because they were running out of raw materials to feed into their replicators.


I thought it was transferring energy into matter and back again, and not constructing something out of other raw materials.

 

---------

 

Weren't they canibalizing parts of their ship...Voyager...to feed into their replicators?

 

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 24, 2013 01:15 PM (fH4X9)

54 S.E. Cupp is pronounced "C cup". Coincidence? I think not.


Does she have a sister named Dee?

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:15 PM (GQ8sn)

55 by the way, can anyone recommend some sci-fi? I'm getting bored with my spy kick and am ready to move on. I tend to like old-school stuff, even if it's new stuff. Like, I kind of want dudes at the controls of the ships, even if it's hard to imagine how AI couldn't now be in charge of all those functions. Like, I don't care if it's not a solid speculation. And I don't want any transhuman type stuff. I keep hearing good things about With the Lightnings. maybe I'll try that.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2013 01:16 PM (LCRYB)

56 Weren't they canibalizing parts of their ship...Voyager...to feed into their replicators?

I don't remember them doing that.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:16 PM (GQ8sn)

57 It looks like all they did was deposit e. coli cells on an agar plate.
http://www.instructables.com/id/DIY-BioPrinter/step7/Success/

Kind of a big step from that to "print organs at home!" but science journalists are just as dumb as regular journalists.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 24, 2013 01:16 PM (ZKzrr)

58 Hell, I wanted one, myself, along with a few cells from Dana Loesch S.E. Cupp for me please. Just don't leave them alone with the printer. They'll whip up an Adam Baldwin with Breitbart's brain, and then where will you be, hmm?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 24, 2013 01:16 PM (GBXon)

59
So lets say your replicated woman won't make you a sammich, is it a crime to delete her?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 24, 2013 01:16 PM (p/cQy)

60 will there we wimitations to the size of things I can pwint?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at January 24, 2013 01:17 PM (uRumV)

61 >>>I tend to like old-school stuff, even if it's new stuff. Like, I kind of want dudes at the controls of the ships, even if it's hard to imagine how AI couldn't now be in charge of all those functions. Like, I don't care if it's not a solid speculation. And I don't want any transhuman type stuff.

>>>I keep hearing good things about With the Lightnings. maybe I'll try that.


Outland (Stars Sean Connery)
Soylent Green (Stars Charlton Heston)

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 24, 2013 01:17 PM (0q2P7)

62 Surprise unauthorized demo designed to humble North Korea and bravado of their mere CBM missile tests:  SUPERFLY GPS Demo = new way to direct Darpa energy ATTENTION to details - in yo face NK!
 

Posted by: MoJoTee at January 24, 2013 01:17 PM (e1kfW)

63

The Pen is NOT mightier than the Sword....

 

But a 3D Printer may be!

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2013 01:17 PM (lZBBB)

64 Weren't they canibalizing parts of their ship...Voyager...to feed into their replicators? They needed organic 'raw material' to work with. One episode had that as a plot point, complete with Janeway making a comment about 'There's coffee in that nebula!'

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 24, 2013 01:17 PM (GBXon)

65 Outland (Stars Sean Connery)
Soylent Green (Stars Charlton Heston)



I think he means books.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:18 PM (GQ8sn)

66 i mean books, Mike. I've seen most of the movies. I could go for some logan's run...

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2013 01:18 PM (LCRYB)

67

 49...Picard's family still owned a vineyard...because for some reason, they could replicate everything but alcohol.

 

Rigellian Ale was haled as being much better than the 'synthehol' that came out of the replicators.

Posted by: wheatie at January 24, 2013 01:18 PM (fH4X9)

68 by the way, can anyone recommend some sci-fi? I'm getting bored with my spy kick and am ready to move on. I liked John Birmingham's Weapons of Choice series

Posted by: Sean Bannion at January 24, 2013 01:19 PM (BVNTz)

69 They needed organic 'raw material' to work with. One episode had that as a plot point, complete with Janeway making a comment about 'There's coffee in that nebula!'


Is that why the Voyager used those gel packs?  I never understood what those were for.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:19 PM (GQ8sn)

70

Does she have a sister named Dee?

 


 

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 05:15 PM (GQ8sn)

 

 

No.... but there is Deedee

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 24, 2013 01:19 PM (lZBBB)

71 55 "Leviathan Wakes". James S.A. Corey

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2013 01:19 PM (M/TDA)

72 Obviously you've read Dune by now. After that screw it.

Posted by: Bio-Curious, Inc. at January 24, 2013 01:20 PM (r2PLg)

73 No.... but there is Deedee

Only if she's 5'3"!

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:20 PM (GQ8sn)

74
hailed

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 24, 2013 01:20 PM (p/cQy)

75 >>>recommend some sci-fi?

Forbidden Planet
The original "Alien"
2001 AND 2010 (You can't watch just one)
Blade Runner

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 24, 2013 01:20 PM (0q2P7)

76 The script from Outland.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 24, 2013 01:20 PM (4cRnj)

77 So a herd of organic sexbots will not be something just for the rich? Winning... and totally horde worthy. Of course, we'll need flying SUVs to motor about, too.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 24, 2013 01:21 PM (eHIJJ)

78 As someone who went through 4 years of dialysis before getting a new kidney, I say let 'em print the hell out of them.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at January 24, 2013 01:21 PM (1hekh)

79 The ONT.

Posted by: Bio-Curious, Inc. at January 24, 2013 01:21 PM (r2PLg)

80 #31

Later shows, especially Deep Space 9, made it quite clear that the concept of money was alive and well in the galaxy and even within the Federation. It was more of a Starfleet thing than a Federation thing. But career military has always had that problem. You won't get rich spending a couple decades in Starfleet but where else are you going to get access to such toys as a Sovereign class heavy cruiser or whatever they designate the latest iteration of the Enterprise.

Imagine the heavily filtered subset of the military is the first, and for a good while only, portion of Earth's populace you encounter. You might get a very distorted idea of what civilian life on Earth is like.

Posted by: epobirs at January 24, 2013 01:21 PM (kcfmt)

81 >>>Is that why the Voyager used those gel packs? I never understood what those were for.

Bio-computation. Living cells are a much more compact form for massively parallel computation than say microchips.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 24, 2013 01:22 PM (0q2P7)

82 Kim Kardashian's twitter feed.

Posted by: Bio-Curious, Inc. at January 24, 2013 01:23 PM (r2PLg)

83 ace: "...it's hard to imagine what society and its economy looks like after that."

Raw materials and printing templates will be the new gold.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 24, 2013 01:23 PM (eHIJJ)

84

64 Weren't they canibalizing parts of their ship...Voyager...to feed into their replicators?



They needed organic 'raw material' to work with. One episode had that as a plot point, complete with Janeway making a comment about 'There's coffee in that nebula!'

 

--------

 

Yep.

And also,  wasn't  there an episode where the ship was all beat up...and they needed to make some crucial parts to get under way?

So they were using 'non essential' pieces of the ship to feed into the replicators.

 

It's been a while, so maybe I am mis-remembering.

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 24, 2013 01:23 PM (fH4X9)

85 Can't be like replicators right? Didn't that solve the problem of scarcity? You are still going to need the raw materials to make whatever you want. Can't imagine all the materials you would have to put together to make a fake Kate Upton.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 24, 2013 01:23 PM (NzBQO)

86 Hillary's testimony. But I found that--light on the science, heavy on the fiction.

Posted by: Bio-Curious, Inc. at January 24, 2013 01:23 PM (r2PLg)

87 Later shows, especially Deep Space 9, made it quite clear that the concept of money was alive and well in the galaxy and even within the Federation. It was more of a Starfleet thing than a Federation thing.


The Ferengi were supposed to represent the Jews? 

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:24 PM (GQ8sn)

88 I have my replacement testicle in the queue right now.

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at January 24, 2013 01:24 PM (jVAw4)

89 Ace, you ever read "Old Man's War" by John Scalzi?

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:25 PM (GQ8sn)

90 Watch Gurren Lagann, Ace

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 24, 2013 01:25 PM (FKQng)

91 Can I have a "hard copy" of Hillary's dick permanently inserted into my mouth?

Posted by: NBC at January 24, 2013 01:25 PM (jVAw4)

92 Can't imagine all the materials you would have to put together to make a fake Kate Upton.

There's what, $10 worth of chemicals in the human body?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 24, 2013 01:26 PM (ZKzrr)

93 #69

That was the writers trying to be ahead of the curve. At the time the show was being developed there were articles appearing about using DNA as a computational platform. (And it is still being explored for applications such as this: http://tinyurl.com/ar22yje ) So they thought they'd be clever by making a highly speculative area of technology a standard part of the ship's design.

Posted by: epobirs at January 24, 2013 01:26 PM (kcfmt)

94 7

Print is not dead!


Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2013 05:02 PM (OzEdP)


Whatever you say, champ.

Posted by: Dr. Spengler at January 24, 2013 01:26 PM (7xeJQ)

95

Posted by: epobirs at January 24, 2013 05:21 PM (kcfmt)

 

 

Yes.... the Federation still used money.... otherwise they would not be following the Rules of Acquisition!

 

So... pay up there Ensign.... that Romulan Ale is 7 Quatloos...

Posted by: Quark... Ferengi is good Standing at January 24, 2013 01:26 PM (lZBBB)

96 This would useful for printing skin. Means you won't need to scavenge for hobo skin when constructing your cyborgs.

Posted by: wooga at January 24, 2013 01:26 PM (zqbIA)

97 This seems interesting, maybe because I don't know how it works.

"Set up a computational problem as a 2D pattern of engineered microbes on an agar plate."

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at January 24, 2013 01:27 PM (ZKzrr)

98 I always thought the replicators were an extension of transporter technology where energy and matter were interchangeable.  You could replicate anything you wanted from the energy generated by the warp engines.

So yeah, there's no scarcity in the Star Trek universe except for outside of Starfleet.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:27 PM (GQ8sn)

99

So... pay up there Ensign.... that Romulan Ale is 7 Quatloos...

 

or three ounces of Pressed Latinum...

Posted by: Quark... Ferengi is good Standing at January 24, 2013 01:27 PM (lZBBB)

100

74
 hailed

 

Ack...you're right.

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 24, 2013 01:27 PM (fH4X9)

101 Ace, Try "The Lost Fleet" Series, Military Sci Fi with relativity being a serious consideration in planning. Also doesn't fall into the Carrier in Space cliche.

Posted by: Armed Kulak at January 24, 2013 01:27 PM (fR6i8)

102 >>>Ace, you ever read "Old Man's War" by John Scalzi? i actually started to, last time I asked. (Got the Kindle sample.) I didn't like the style. The kind of throwaway very simple first-person first-thing-that-came-to-me style. For whatever reason I just didn't dig it and stopped reading. I do that a lot, though.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2013 01:27 PM (LCRYB)

103 i'll get the samples of these suggestions and try them.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2013 01:28 PM (LCRYB)

104 I read books like I watch porn, very choosy, very click-on-to-something better, very where-are-the-tanlines.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2013 01:29 PM (LCRYB)

105 67
49...Picard's family still owned a vineyard...because for some reason, they could replicate everything but alcohol.

Rigellian Ale was haled as being much better than the 'synthehol' that came out of the replicators.

Posted by: wheatie at January 24, 2013 05:18 PM (fH4X9)

That's Romulan Ale you heathen.

 

Posted by: Austin in TX at January 24, 2013 01:29 PM (GBY9g)

106 #87

A matter of perspective. Every culture has an ethnic group it characterizes as manically avaricious. Roddenberry was still around when the Ferengi were introduced and he was Jewish himself, so it had to pass muster with him.

Between Roddenberry, Shatner, and Nimoy, the original show had Mel Brooks beat by many years, as Star Trek really was Jews in space!

Posted by: epobirs at January 24, 2013 01:30 PM (kcfmt)

107 BioCurious?  I guess they haven't decided if their main product organs are going to be a prostate or uterus.

Posted by: polynikes at January 24, 2013 01:31 PM (m2CN7)

108 i actually started to, last time I asked. (Got the Kindle sample.) I didn't like the style. The kind of throwaway very simple first-person first-thing-that-came-to-me style.

How far did you get?

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:31 PM (GQ8sn)

109 Spines needed, stat.

Posted by: derit at January 24, 2013 01:31 PM (I88Jc)

110 101 Ace,

Try "The Lost Fleet" Series, Military Sci Fi with relativity being a serious consideration in planning. Also doesn't fall into the Carrier in Space cliche.

Posted by: Armed Kulak at January 24, 2013 05:27 PM (fR6i

 

 

I second that recommendation.

Posted by: Austin in TX at January 24, 2013 01:31 PM (GBY9g)

111 Yeah, I shredded that beyotch.

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 24, 2013 01:32 PM (BVkEs)

112 So, no one on the Enterprise works for money, they work to "better themselves." I think Riker said that. Yeah, that's great if you write TV for a living or like to be an adventurer. But who cleans the toilets?

Posted by: AmishDude at January 24, 2013 01:32 PM (xSegX)

113 Yeah, that's great if you write TV for a living or like to be an adventurer. But who cleans the toilets?

Space toilets clean themselves!

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:32 PM (GQ8sn)

114

These 3D Printers are weird and I don't like them.

 

BAN THEM.

 

Assault printers!!!

Posted by: Prescient11 at January 24, 2013 01:33 PM (tVTLU)

115 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3AMq8XGaA

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 24, 2013 01:33 PM (Iyg03)

116 S without scarcity, they just work for sex? The first thing I would ask a replicator to make is another replicator.

Posted by: Jean at January 24, 2013 01:34 PM (Io7hX)

117 >>> Yeah, that's great if you write TV for a living or like to be an adventurer. But who cleans the toilets? exactly. even if the toilets are self-cleaning or cleaned by robots, who fixes the robotic toilet cleaners? At some point there must be SOME jobs people have to be paid to do, where the job itself is not the reward.

Posted by: ace at January 24, 2013 01:34 PM (LCRYB)

118 Space toilets clean themselves!

---

Then what is the monkey for?

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 24, 2013 01:34 PM (BVkEs)

119

BioCurious??

 

We had a receptionist once that was doing things on the internet she should not be doing.  Found out she put up a post on C.L. that said she was BiCurious.... guessing its not the same.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at January 24, 2013 01:34 PM (C2//T)

120 I CAN HAVE A GALLBLADDER AGAIN!

Posted by: CAC at January 24, 2013 01:35 PM (GdFam)

121

"These people are still using money."

 

Kirk said this in that movie about saving the Whales...

Which one was that? Star Trek VI?

 

Posted by: wheatie at January 24, 2013 01:35 PM (fH4X9)

122 Cool. Now we will be able to print assholes, no need to vote for them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2013 01:35 PM (29+x5)

123 CAC think of the bacon

Posted by: Jean at January 24, 2013 01:35 PM (Io7hX)

124 >>>by the way, can anyone recommend some sci-fi? I'm getting bored with my spy kick and am ready to move on. I found an old copy of The Proteus Operation. Not bad sf/alt history.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at January 24, 2013 01:36 PM (OzEdP)

125 I see people are still trying to catch up with my groundbreaking research. Just see if you can make the damn thing last more than 99 minutes in the light.

Posted by: Dr. Peyton Westlake at January 24, 2013 01:36 PM (e0xKF)

126 We already have a process of sorts... Stroggification http://tinyurl.com/5d2aee

Posted by: The Strogg at January 24, 2013 01:37 PM (twze8)

127 In the future no one shits because no one wanted to be the one to clean the toilets.  Evolution man.  Evolution.

Posted by: polynikes at January 24, 2013 01:37 PM (m2CN7)

128 >>>There's what, $10 worth of chemicals in the human body?

If Full Metal Alchemist is to be trusted.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Offering Moobats Gasoline and Matches at January 24, 2013 01:39 PM (0q2P7)

129 CAC think of the bacon Posted by: Jean at January 24, 2013 05:35 PM (Io7hX) YES YES YES My mind is a blur of thoughts right now

Posted by: CAC at January 24, 2013 01:39 PM (GdFam)

130

>>>by the way, can anyone recommend some sci-fi? I'm getting bored with my spy kick and am ready to move on.

I'm not into Sci-fi but when the subject comes up I always recommend Armor by John Steakly.  Loved the beginning of that book.  The rest is pretty good also.

Posted by: polynikes at January 24, 2013 01:39 PM (m2CN7)

131 Which one was that? Star Trek VI?

That was IV.  Voyage Home.

Posted by: EC at January 24, 2013 01:39 PM (GQ8sn)

132 Evolution man. Evolution.

---

Imagine no bowel movements...

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon, beckoning Yoko at January 24, 2013 01:40 PM (BVkEs)

133 In the future no one shits

Number One, I command you take a Number Two.  Uh-huh-huh.

Posted by: Beavis at January 24, 2013 01:40 PM (ZKzrr)

134 Computer - Jennifer Grey, HOT.

Posted by: Capt. Swazey

 

AHAHAHA

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at January 24, 2013 01:40 PM (0WLla)

135

Perhaps they meant "physical" money, as in dollars and coins, and not something like a "debit" card.  That's always be an undercurrent of certain strains of SF, the disappearance of "money".

 

How does any economy operate without some means of exchange?  How about dilithium miners, and building ships from alloys? Who pays them?

 

There was an early episode in Star Trek  TOS when the Enterprise makes orbit around a world where the dilithium crystals were mined, and a lot of hokum about buying them, because all of the crystals on Enterprise got ruined saving Harry Mudd's backside.

 

 The premise of "no money" is ridiculous on its face.   It's just SF writers mentally masturbating.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes...... at January 24, 2013 01:40 PM (RFeQD)

136 even if the toilets are self-cleaning or cleaned by robots, who fixes the robotic toilet cleaners?

There's a saying amongst the officers: If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer.

Posted by: Holly at January 24, 2013 01:42 PM (ZKzrr)

137 #84

I think that was one of the occasions where they brought in time travel as a device that let them kill people and break stuff like crazy because by the end reality would get reset and none of it would be part of the new timeline.

Those episodes are fun in terms of the FX crew going nuts but after a while you learn to see them coming and stop feeling any engagement with the characters, as they'll only be inconvenienced rather than truly dead.

There was a lot of stuff they talked about in the original show bible that they didn't get to do in most of the series. The idea was that they'd be perpetually hard up for resources. The replicators could reconfigure matter to be anything you wanted, provided you had the necessary information but the energy cost was quite high. This meant there was never enough power to get everything done, and a lack of trained personnel to do it all besides.

So a lot of the crew would be living in crappy quarters because the ship was being perpetually repaired. But like the California freeways it was very difficult just to keep up with normal maintenance of trying to cover a distance in a reasonable time frame that was many time greater than the distances the ship was expected to travel in its entire operating life, including stays in dry dock for major overhauls. Add to that damage from attacks and other mishaps.

The designers wanted to have things really rough on Voyager but all too soon they decided it would just be another outlet for the Trek formula while DS9 got most of the good jobs.

Posted by: epobirs at January 24, 2013 01:42 PM (kcfmt)

138
HA.  New spines for the house gop.  Perfect.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 24, 2013 01:42 PM (p/cQy)

139

Wasn't Harry Mudd also a pimp?

Posted by: polynikes at January 24, 2013 01:42 PM (m2CN7)

140 If you can print organs, that's going to revolutionize pornography.

Posted by: Tantor at January 24, 2013 01:43 PM (659DL)

141 For giggles "Agent To the Stars" by Scalzi is fun. Surprised it hasn't been made into a movie.

Posted by: Tuna at January 24, 2013 01:44 PM (M/TDA)

142

Printing up Kate Upton is an idea, but would she come with Kate Upton's memories, or would she be a blank slate? If the latter, you have essentially a 20-something that has to be taught how to walk, feed herself, use the toilet, speak a recognizable language, etc., etc.

Interesting sci-fi question, I think. Apply it to cloned soldiers as well...

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 24, 2013 01:44 PM (4vofC)

143 I should point out that in Videodrome Debby Harry shows her tits.
 
A couple of offbeat sci fi recos -- James Sheffield for sciencey sci fi and John Varley for well written prognostication.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 24, 2013 01:45 PM (ccXZP)

144 #135

Larry Niven suggested a long time ago that the likely basis of a future economy would be applicable energy. When you can do whatever you want with matter and there is no shortage of it thanks to asteroid mining and fusion to produce whatever elements you cannot find in sufficient quantity, there remains the one input you cannot do without.

Posted by: epobirs at January 24, 2013 01:46 PM (kcfmt)

145

The premise of "no money" is ridiculous on its face. It's just SF writers mentally masturbating.

 

Somewhere out there on the internetz is a pretty good article on how fascist Star Trek often is, particularly the Next Generation.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 24, 2013 01:46 PM (4vofC)

146 And yes, the people-copies would be blank slates, unless you could replicate the minds as well. That's orders of magnitude more difficult (read, 'We have no f'n clue how that would work'). Plus, work on cloning indicates that the same DNA doesn't always give you the same results. Lots of chemistry involved, stuff about conditions of gestation, etc. etc. Yeah, replication of adult organisms would sidestep that, but not the mind thing. Plus, well, you know how when you make copies of things, they aren't always perfect? Ever seen "Multiplicity"? Yeeeeaaaah.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Meadow Party 2016 at January 24, 2013 01:49 PM (GBXon)

147 Meh.

I look forward to the day I can purchase a bio-printer on Amazon that prints out exact, living copies of Megan Fox.....I'll need at least a dozen.

It's the damn cartridges that are going to be ball busters though...we all know it. And if you try to use a generic no name refilled cartridge, you end up with multiple copies of Helen Thomas running around your house.....naked. And asking for a little loving.


Posted by: Sticky Wicket at January 24, 2013 01:50 PM (L7hol)

148 #142

That becomes a matter of understanding how knowledge is encoded and selectively having those patterns in place when your new organism becomes active.

Stephin Goldin, IIRC, had a novel entitled The Eternity Brigade. A soldier becomes increasingly detached from his era of birth as first the technology is developed to freeze time around an object, allowing combatants and colonists to be shipped across interstellar distances. Then another technology makes it possible to perfectly duplicate any object including living beings, memories and all.

This leads to a battle where the protagonist finds himself fighting on both sides.

Posted by: epobirs at January 24, 2013 01:50 PM (kcfmt)

149 It's the damn cartridges that are going to be ball busters though...we all know it. And if you try to use a generic no name refilled cartridge, you end up with multiple copies of Helen Thomas running around your house.....naked. And asking for a little loving. --- I now have the mental image of that Deadpool issue where he walked in on naked clones of Uncle Ben and Aunt May in mid-coitus...

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at January 24, 2013 01:53 PM (e0xKF)

150 #113

If you have replicators you don't even need to clean the toilet. So long as energy isn't a problem, your cabin's replicator produces a chamber pot, you do your business, then the whole thing, chamber pot and all its contents, is converted back into energy patterns until somebody needs something else made up using the same elements.

Given the energy, it's a very efficient recycling system. Very frustrating for archeologists of a later era who'd have no trash to examine.

Posted by: epobirs at January 24, 2013 01:56 PM (kcfmt)

151 #147

Nah, remarkable as it seems, they're made of the same stuff. It's all in the data file and the RIP in your printing software.

Posted by: epobirs at January 24, 2013 01:58 PM (kcfmt)

152 Printing up Kate Upton is an idea, but would she come with Kate Upton's memories, or would she be a blank slate? If the latter, you have essentially a20-somethingthat has to be taught how to walk, feed herself, use the toilet, speak a recognizable language, etc., etc. Interestingsci-fi question,I think. Apply it to cloned soldiers as well... 

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 24, 2013 05:44 PM (4vofC)



Egads, pedophilia in spirit.

Always bothered me that there's this DS game (Hotel Dusk) where you save this girl who went into a coma at 13 and woke up at 18.   She's treated as a love interest of sorts, but she's mentally 13.    

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 24, 2013 02:15 PM (xGZ+b)

153   Nah, remarkable as it seems, they're made of the same stuff. It's all in the data file and the RIP in your printing software. 

Posted by: epobirs at January 24, 2013 05:58 PM (kcfmt)


Future DRM.   Instead of Batman being unable to glide from building to building, you print something that requires Brain Bleach to un-see.  

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at January 24, 2013 02:18 PM (xGZ+b)

154 OT: What team in their right fricking mind is going to draft Mantard T'eo? Carry on...

Posted by: CraigPoe at January 24, 2013 02:23 PM (BVkEs)

155 It puts the lotion on its paper feed-tray. It does this whenever it's told by the "refill ink cartridge" indicator.

Posted by: The Great Oz at January 24, 2013 02:24 PM (2+bRt)

156 Maybe I can get a new foreskin, that would be great.

Posted by: Steff McKee at January 24, 2013 02:40 PM (ayotl)

157 You thought internet porn was bad, wait until some japanese guy prints a vajayjay for home use.

Posted by: simpleton at January 24, 2013 03:05 PM (NGsLN)

158 Not to mention the constant wetware upgrades.

Posted by: mojo at January 24, 2013 06:50 PM (B/weO)

159 Until we have a machine like in the Fifth Element...these guys are just posers! :-)

Posted by: Brian at January 25, 2013 07:05 AM (wTSvK)

Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.
142kb generated in CPU 0.1263, elapsed 0.3165 seconds.
64 queries taking 0.2891 seconds, 287 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.