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June 20, 2013

Profile In Hackery: Jennifer Rubin On Immigration
— DrewM

Fresh off her triumphant effort to push Mitt Romney as the great GOP hope, the Washington Post's "conservative" blogger Jennifer Rubin has been doing her best to build and burn straw men out of amnesty opponents.

Today she reached new highs as an intellectually stunted shill.

On the new Corker-Hoeven amendment she titled her post "Here comes the border security amendment".

We must pause at the title because that's where the hackery begins. You see, not that long ago Rubin told us the border security amendment had already arrived.

BREAKING: Cornyn presents solution for Gang of Eight
In a dramatic breakthrough on immigration reform, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.) is offering up an amendment to break the log jam and address his and other GOP senatorsÂ’ concerns about border security.

Rubin was so enamored of Cornyn's plan and the positive noises her pet Mitt, er, Marco Rubio was making about it, the next day she assured everyone that the Cornyn amendment wasn't a "poison pill" to kill the bill but rather a legitimate effort to improve it.

In short, none of these pro-reform experts think CornynÂ’s proposal is a poison pill. If Democrats want to claim it is they have some explaining to do. Were they not serious when they put in the 90/100 percent standards [90% apprehension rate an 100% operational control] in the original bill?
Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) and other liberals are starting to sound like a version of the Groucho Marx joke: They donÂ’t want to be a member of any group that would devise a passable bill. If they canÂ’t take Â“yesÂ” for an answer, they will have many pro-immigration reform advocates and Hispanic Americans to answer to. Kicking away a deal just as it is coalescing reeks of bad faith.

So having seen the "bad faith" of the Democrats in killing the Cornyn amendment, Rubin is clearly ready to apologize to the people who have been pointing out all along that the Democrats aren't serious about security, right?

Nope, back to today's "Here comes the border security amendment" post...

RubioÂ’s office has worked with Sen. John Cornyn (R-Tex.), whose effort to beef up security, was demagogued by Schumer and others, but in recent days has turned attention to the Corker-Hoeven effort, which is expected to clarify that at least some of the enhanced security measures must be in place before green card status becomes available to those who are illegally here and otherwise qualify (e.g. paying back taxes and a fine).
...
Some Republicans remain skeptical that the Democrats will play ball. On senior adviser not directly involved in the Gang of Eight discussions e-mails me, arguing that Â“Dems will allow no significant changes, certainly not anything that will increase the vote total, and that as a result, it will pass narrowlyÂ–and then sit on a shelf. They donÂ’t want to make law, they just want to pass a bill.Â” That may still be the case, but we will find out when the amendment is revealed and Schumer and other Dems react to the one chance to do something meaningful in President ObamaÂ’s second term.

Rubin still seems surprised that some Republicans don't trust Democrats. In fairness to her, she's clearly more a fan of the Democrat position on amnesty.

So having killed what Rubin described as a serious attempt at security she is ready to accept an amendment that is, "expected to clarify that at least some of the enhanced security measures". That's the saving grace Republicans who care about security (allegedly including Rubio and Rubin herself) are supposed to be grateful for? Instead of tying the outcome of border security to green cards as Cornyn does, Corker-Hoeven ties inputs (hiring more agents, building more fences,, etc). If those inputs don't work, oh well, too bad full steam ahead on citizenship! Earlier Rubin accused Democrats of not taking their 90/100 percent language seriously and here she is throwing it overboard too.

Basically Chuck Schumer says, "you'll get nothing and you'll like it" and Rubio fan-girl Rubin says, "thank you Senator Schumer!". If she negotiated for her clients like she does for conservatives, no wonder she's not a lawyer anymore.

What bothers me the most about Rubin isn't that she's not a conservative. She's barely a Republican yet she's the type of person liberals interact with and think real conservatives should be judged by. It's not her hackery that hurts conservatism, it's the ability of Democrats to hold her up as the model and judge the rest of us against her.

Bonus Rubin buffoonery....

My colleague Greg Sargent does a fine job calling out Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) for shedding crocodile tears over concern people will die trying to get into the country illegally under the Gang of Eight plan. The argument is as insincere as it is wrong (with enhanced border security fewer people will come).

Yeah.

Posted by: DrewM at 01:29 PM | Comments (139)
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Mickey Kaus says it's not too late to call your senators!

http://tinyurl.com/b1lm

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 20, 2013 01:32 PM (KL49F)

2 Never go full Jen Rubin.

Posted by: wooga at June 20, 2013 01:32 PM (/lA+S)

3 5:30 - Office is closed

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 20, 2013 01:33 PM (aDwsi)

4 The gang of ocho is a bunch of pinoche....

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:33 PM (xmcEQ)

5 I'm off to enjoy the Kate Upton video. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at June 20, 2013 01:33 PM (VePXc)

6 It's simple. If you're serious about fixing the border, then fix the border. If you aren't, then you're just another liar.

Posted by: pep at June 20, 2013 01:33 PM (6TB1Z)

7 If you strike me down, I shall only become more powerful.

Posted by: the Earned Income Tax Credit at June 20, 2013 01:33 PM (xw77v)

8 I think I need to be informed to follow the post.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 20, 2013 01:34 PM (v1mq9)

9 I like Kate Upton's boobies.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:34 PM (xmcEQ)

10 3 5:30 - Office is closed

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 20, 2013 05:33 PM (aDwsi)

The answering machines are recording msgs and they'll have to listen to them in the morning. Sen Thune said today they are being "bonbarded" with calls and they are "one-sided" against the bill.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 20, 2013 01:35 PM (KL49F)

11 LiFB

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at June 20, 2013 01:36 PM (codCi)

12 If you're serious about fixing the border, then fix the border.

And fixing the border does not mean "make an effort" or "spend some money" or "hire x new Border agents". It means fix the border.

Anyone who says otherwise is selling you snake oil.

Posted by: pep at June 20, 2013 01:36 PM (6TB1Z)

13 Ted Cruz Launches National Petition Against Gang of Eight's Amnesty Bill http://tinyurl.com/mjdsfuy

How many petitions and commercials on how many issues does he have going now. Is he the only guy/gal in the government willing to have an opinion and do some work?

Posted by: caustic at June 20, 2013 01:37 PM (/b8+5)

14 I think it is completely inappropriate to post on ANYTHING until the uncensored Kate Upton video is found and posted here, as God intended when he made boobies

Posted by: Jones in CO at June 20, 2013 01:37 PM (8sCoq)

15 I think it is completely inappropriate to post on ANYTHING until the uncensored Kate Upton video is found and posted here, as God intended when he made boobies

Indeed, her nips are still Living In The Shadows.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at June 20, 2013 01:38 PM (codCi)

16 I used to think 3rd parties were jokes and for kooks. However, if the GOP leadership is either so sold out for cheap gardeners and maids, or so deluded to think they can actually win a Hispandering contest, then forget it. They had fair warning in 2005, and deep down they know why Bush The YoungerÂ’s poll numbers plummetted. Nope, it wasnÂ’t the war. It was the Â“ComprehensiveÂ” Amnesty fraud.

We can forgive pork-barrelling, we can forgive entitlements. But when they are deliberately importing the underclass that will be used to destroy The Republic, then forget it.

I just wish there was a 3rd Party that was coherent. I suppose one will have to be made.

I want to cry.

And may Jennifer Rubin get robbed, assaulted and worse by the underclass she is so eager to import.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2013 01:38 PM (ujg0T)

so, after the 1986 bill, that was basically the last time we won california (1988 was by then too soon to matter). And I suspect the reason why MD, NY, VA, ID, OR, NH, VT, and WA, and CO have gone blue is for the same reason, the californication of America.

Or rather, why are there somalis and south americans living everywhere in the USA?

Furthermore, now the left hopes to finally cross TX and OK off the list of red states.

viva la raza!

Posted by: joeindc44 will never be convinced at June 20, 2013 01:40 PM (QxSug)

18 Can someone tell me the cost of labor before and after the LAST amnasty bill? I'm guessing it was higher shortly after.....

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:40 PM (xmcEQ)

19
What's this?

We're in talks with the friggin Taliban?
And the Taliban has been holding a U.S. soldier captive since 2009??

Posted by: soothsayer at June 20, 2013 01:40 PM (Fely/)

20 Drew, my man, isn't this a re post of your 10:15 AM post rewritten. Enough, learn Spanish. Es Verdad?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 20, 2013 01:41 PM (wR+pz)

21 viva la raza! Posted by: joeindc44 will never be convinced at June 20, 2013 05:40 PM (QxSug) If la raza so fuckin viva, why does Mexico suck so bad?

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:41 PM (xmcEQ)

22
Taliban wants to trade our soldier for 5 jihadis in GITMO.

I can't believe this is happening.

Posted by: soothsayer at June 20, 2013 01:42 PM (DlaLh)

23 Something tells me this isn't going to end well.

Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2013 01:42 PM (GIlRF)

Jen Rubin is the poster-girl of what's stupid in the Stupid Party.

Posted by: wheatie at June 20, 2013 01:42 PM (d2B9H)

25 I'm SMART not like everybody says! //Jen "Fredo" Rubin

Posted by: sven10077 at June 20, 2013 01:42 PM (VGRBi)

26 And may Jennifer Rubin get robbed, assaulted and worse by the underclass she is so eager to import.

Forced to socialize with them?

Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2013 01:42 PM (z9HTb)

27 Jennifer Rubin's nips are more fucked up than us.

Posted by: Tara Reid's Burnt Pepperoni Nips at June 20, 2013 01:42 PM (DAcx0)

28 @23 Barry will do it for "humanitarian" reasons.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 20, 2013 01:43 PM (wR+pz)

29 The GOP, especially the leadership, keeps playing the democrats game by the democrats rules, and the number one rule is 'The GOP Loses'.

[expletive]

Vote democrat, give them what they want, and pour gasoline on the fire when the conflagration starts while listening to Shirley Manson sing 'Samson and Delila'..

If I had my way,
If I had my way,
I'd burn this whole building down.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at June 20, 2013 01:43 PM (bVGPI)

30 The private sector is doing fine. The economy is crying for bilingual social workers.

Posted by: King Barry, Protector of the Union at June 20, 2013 01:43 PM (2iU3x)

31 And may Jennifer Rubin get robbed, assaulted and worse by the underclass she is so eager to import.

That's why God invented doormen and cabs.

Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at June 20, 2013 01:43 PM (codCi)

why does Mexico suck so bad?

remember, we aren't getting the cream of their crop, we're getting the same people that your average mexican is glad to get rid of.

There's like 80 million people in Mexico, including the world's richest man, and manufacturing, etc. They are very stringent about keeping out the riff raff from their south of the border.

Posted by: joeindc44 will never be convinced at June 20, 2013 01:43 PM (QxSug)

33 She's just another donk whore which will be shoved down our throats and called a "conservative" voice.

Posted by: waldo at June 20, 2013 01:44 PM (RZwdH)

34 Bumping topless Kate Upton and Sofia Vergara's perfect ass to tell us Jennifer Rubin is a fake conservative? Thanks. There may have been a couple of people in America that were unaware of that.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 20, 2013 01:44 PM (R81jp)

35 We're in talks with the friggin Taliban? And the Taliban has been holding a U.S. soldier captive since 2009?? Posted by: soothsayer at June 20, 2013 05:40 PM (Fely/) Sure, and we're going to trade Gitmo prisoners for him. Owebama - catering to terrorists since .....well....Birth.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:44 PM (xmcEQ)

36 Off to club to DRINK some more! BBL

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at June 20, 2013 01:44 PM (wR+pz)

37 I am so proud to be a real American today. Just hours after my prez toured Europe all triumphant an shit. Like the dude ca speak AUSTRIAN!!!! At least I don't have to be embarrassed to be an American like I was when the evil boooosh was prez!

Posted by: Senator Gerry Rivers (in my own mind) at June 20, 2013 01:44 PM (bOPzq)

38 And in other news, Chelsea Clinton laments that her grandmother never had access to Planned Parenthood.

The stupidity of that burns....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 01:45 PM (FRe+O)

39 W H O R E N A D O !

Starring the US Congress.

Posted by: Dang at June 20, 2013 01:45 PM (Hx2XA)

40 I don't care who stops this bullshit, but if it goes through the whole country will be california

Posted by: former well paid construction guy at June 20, 2013 01:46 PM (V+Pei)

41 http://tinyurl.com/m5fy6ye

Where are the republicans on this lib/dem twitter feed, with lots of "facts" but no proof of the facts (see nanny bloomberg and his sudden immigration polls)

Posted by: caustic at June 20, 2013 01:47 PM (/b8+5)

42 Taliban wants to trade our soldier for 5 jihadis in GITMO. Toss in a few goats to sweeten the deal.

Posted by: the Earned Income Tax Credit at June 20, 2013 01:47 PM (xw77v)

43 39 Anna Puma, I joing Chelsea "Fido" Clinton in lamenting the lack of abortion in her bloodline....

Posted by: sven10077 at June 20, 2013 01:47 PM (VGRBi)

44 Thanks. There may have been a couple of people in America that were unaware of that. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at June 20, 2013 05:44 PM (R81jp) You callin Drew a cockblock? Or a homo?

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:47 PM (xmcEQ)

45 why does Mexico suck so bad?

Inferior culture.

What, that's offensive? Back when pirates were abound in the Atlantic (Yaarrr!!), English colonists were raiding the Spanish Main. Mexico was awash in silver. They have an extremely long growing season, maybe year round.

Who ended up the richest nation in the hemisphere?

Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2013 01:48 PM (z9HTb)

46 39 And in other news, Chelsea Clinton laments that her grandmother never had access to Planned Parenthood.

The stupidity of that burns....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 05:45 PM (FRe+O)

Which parent did she want aborted?

Posted by: caustic at June 20, 2013 01:48 PM (/b8+5)

47 After the Kate Upton video, I'm spent. I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Soona at June 20, 2013 01:48 PM (GIlRF)

48 When confronted with a rapist, pee yourself because men seldom make passes at women with wet asses. Posted by: Jen Rubin's School of Manners at June 20, 2013 05:46 PM (XS/b3) Yeah, that doesn't matter so much...

Posted by: Jihadi Local 437 at June 20, 2013 01:49 PM (xmcEQ)

49 (with enhanced border security fewer people will come) *giggle* *giggle* *stifles giggle*

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 01:49 PM (xw77v)

50 This is a national emergency, and that's why we need to address it right now, before other minor things like a budget, the deficit and government waste and corruption. This isn't about politics, or racism, or class warfare, or perverting our system of justice, or tearing up our Constitution. No. It's for the benefit of all US citizens -- they need to be under Progressive Rulers so that none of those things will matter anymore except to historians. So we need to import more progressive voters! The reason it's such a crises, and must be addressed now, is that progressives are losing ground here demographically -- and not because people choose to be conservative, that would be just stupid and racist -- it's because conservatives are out breeding us. They keep getting married and having families and they don't abort their fetuses! So we need to shore up our voting block ahead of the next national elections. This is dire people!

Posted by: Bronco Bama at June 20, 2013 01:49 PM (hHgxI)

51 . They are very stringent about keeping out the riff raff from their south of the border. --- Hypocritical bastards...

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 20, 2013 01:49 PM (dh83Q)

52 51 George Orwell, It's cute when she wags her tail so earnestly...

Posted by: sven10077 at June 20, 2013 01:50 PM (VGRBi)

53
And in other news, Chelsea Clinton laments that her grandmother never had access to Planned Parenthood.

The stupidity of that burns....

That horse-apple didn't fall far from the 'tree'.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 20, 2013 01:50 PM (qoQi/)

54 Back when pirates were abound in the Atlantic (Yaarrr!!), English colonists were raiding the Spanish Main. Mexico was awash in silver. They have an extremely long growing season, maybe year round. Who ended up the richest nation in the hemisphere? Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2013 05:48 PM (z9HTb) So you're saying la raza not so viva.....

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:50 PM (xmcEQ)

55 1 Mickey Kaus says it's not too late to call your senators! - Good advice.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at June 20, 2013 01:51 PM (/+EhN)

56 Fine. Fine. But I'm gonna have to get drunk first. Real drunk. Aww, screw it, esse. I'll just run over a few kids and smash into a few cars on the way to mi casa.

Posted by: Drinkuardo "Borracho" Drunkzolez at June 20, 2013 01:51 PM (n0B9h)

57 At least she doesn't refer to McCain and Graham as "rock faced conservatives."

She's got that going for her.

Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 20, 2013 01:51 PM (Cs2tJ)

58 with enhanced border security fewer people will come

Bwahahahaha! (I think that is spanish for Bwahahahaha!)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2013 01:52 PM (7yJVd)

59 Joe the Dissident ‏@joethepatriotic

Immigration/border security laws passed in '86, '02 & '06 have failed. None of them are being enforced. So I don't believe the #GangOf8 now

http://tinyurl.com/k4w7jyd

Posted by: caustic at June 20, 2013 01:52 PM (/b8+5)

60 Basically Chuck Schumer says, "you'll get nothing and you'll like it" and Rubio fan-girl Rubin says, "think you Senator Schumer!". If she negotiated for her clients like she does for conservatives, no wonder she's not a lawyer anymore. AoS needs an official proof reader.....

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:52 PM (xmcEQ)

61 Chelsea Clinton laments that her grandmother never had access to Planned Parenthood. Okay, that does it. Darwin was full of shit, because this sure as God's fiery wrath is not survival of the fittest.

Posted by: George Orwell in his cups at June 20, 2013 01:52 PM (xw77v)

62 Mickey Kaus says it's not too late to call your senators!

My senators are Patty Murray and Maria Cantwell.

I don't want them knowing my phone number.

Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 20, 2013 01:53 PM (Cs2tJ)

63 Bwahahahaha! (I think that is spanish for Bwahahahaha!) It's "Bwajajajaja."

Posted by: zsasz at June 20, 2013 01:53 PM (MMC8r)

64 I called Bennett and Udall for what ever that's worth. Waste of time I'm sure.

Posted by: Infidel at June 20, 2013 01:54 PM (O/fK8)

65 or my IP address.

Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 20, 2013 01:54 PM (Cs2tJ)

66 64 Mickey Kaus says it's not too late to call your senators!

My senators are Patty Murray and Maria Cantwell.

I don't want them knowing my phone number.

Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 20, 2013 05:53 PM (Cs2tJ)

It just rings and rings and rings for the last two days.

Posted by: caustic at June 20, 2013 01:54 PM (/b8+5)

67 Jen Rubin may not be an outright

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2013 01:54 PM (+98Gb)

68 Chelsea Clinton laments that her grandmother never had access to Planned Parenthood. Hey, me too.

Posted by: zsasz at June 20, 2013 01:54 PM (MMC8r)

69 At least she doesn't refer to McCain and Graham as "rock faced conservatives." She's got that going for her. Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 20, 2013 05:51 PM (Cs2tJ) The only thing she's got going for her is a vagina. Unfortunately, no one on earth wants anything to do with it. Tuna fish oil and even her cat shows no interest......

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:54 PM (xmcEQ)

70 Cat fail!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2013 01:55 PM (+98Gb)

71 why does Mexico suck so bad?

Inferior culture.

What, that's offensive? Back when pirates were abound in the Atlantic (Yaarrr!!), English colonists were raiding the Spanish Main. Mexico was awash in silver. They have an extremely long growing season, maybe year round.

Who ended up the richest nation in the hemisphere?
Posted by: fluffy

Man, how do you say, "harsh" in Spanish?

Posted by: Dang at June 20, 2013 01:55 PM (Hx2XA)

72 The real question is can she ~~ride~~ sit on a horse?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2013 01:55 PM (pgQxn)

73 It's "Bwajajajaja." Posted by: zsasz at June 20, 2013 05:53 PM (MMC8r) ok...that's pretty funny.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:55 PM (xmcEQ)

74 As I started to say before kitty flopped on the send bar, Jen Rubin may not be an outright

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2013 01:56 PM (+98Gb)

75 How many pages were the previous amnesty laws?

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2013 01:56 PM (UypUQ)

76 Inferior culture.

But... chips and salsa!

Posted by: Dang at June 20, 2013 01:57 PM (Hx2XA)

77 I'm gonna need a sammich and a nap before I can get my snark back.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2013 01:57 PM (DAcx0)

78 The real question is can she ride ~~sit~~ on a horse? Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2013 05:55 PM (pgQxn) I'll be the crash test dummy to find out.

Posted by: © Sponge at June 20, 2013 01:57 PM (xmcEQ)

79 73 Posted by: Dang at June 20, 2013 05:55 PM (Hx2XA) Inferior government. Just like DC except they can't print money.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2013 01:58 PM (+98Gb)

<i>Bumping topless Kate Upton and Sofia Vergara's perfect ass to tell us Jennifer Rubin is a fake conservative?

Thanks. There may have been a couple of people in America that were unaware of that. </i>

Like the people running the GOP?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2013 01:58 PM (ujg0T)

81 64 Mil Dot my congresscriter wanted my data to the molecular level..

Posted by: sven10077 at June 20, 2013 01:58 PM (VGRBi)

82 I'm gonna need a sammich and a nap before I can get my snark back. Posted by: garrett

Then it's gonna be a SNARKNADO!

Posted by: Dang at June 20, 2013 01:58 PM (Hx2XA)

83 I say we take off and nuke Washington, D.C. from space. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2013 01:58 PM (7vimm)

84 I'll say this; if this bullet to the head of America was a done deal, Harry Reid wouldn't be in a rush to call the vote. Just sayin' for whatever that's worth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 20, 2013 01:59 PM (+98Gb)

85 Mil Dot my congresscriter wanted my data to the molecular level..

Exactly. I don't a SWAT team breaking down my front door.

Posted by: Mil-Dot at June 20, 2013 01:59 PM (Cs2tJ)

86 Inferior government. Just like DC except they can't print money.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

They could paint money on velvet.

Posted by: Dang at June 20, 2013 01:59 PM (Hx2XA)

87 Let's fill up their answering machines. Melt... Them... Down....

Posted by: jerry's kid at June 20, 2013 02:00 PM (hlqwk)

88
The good thing is as we give the country away, the dollar is worth a lot less.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2013 02:00 PM (7yJVd)

89 Very well played, Dang.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2013 02:01 PM (DAcx0)

"1Mickey Kaus says it's not too late to call your senators!"

My senators are Babs Boxer and "Indian Casino" Feinstein.

What exactly are you suggesting that I say to persuade them?

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 20, 2013 02:01 PM (5RUlF)

91 This whole disconnect between GOP leaders and the base is so weird... like they are getting fed copious amounts of B.S. by consultants behind the scenes about how getting this passed will alleviate their "Latino-Voter" problem. Otherwise, it makes no fucking sense to give Obama a big victory when his 2nd term is this close to turning into a premature lame-duck.

Is Frank Luntz up to more focus-group shenanigans?

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2013 02:02 PM (UypUQ)

If we're going to 'legalize' the lawbreakers, then why stop there?

Lets legalize some other lawbreaking...

We now have the magic number of 11 million...so what if 11 million of us decided to start cheating on our taxes?

OR...what if 11 million of us decided to break the laws of Obamacare?

Posted by: wheatie at June 20, 2013 02:03 PM (d2B9H)

93 My senators are Babs Boxer and "Indian Casino" Feinstein.

What exactly are you suggesting that I say to persuade them?

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 20, 2013 06:01 PM (5RUlF)

Tell them not to vote for any bill that doesn't treat married-gay-foreigners equally in the immigration system.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2013 02:04 PM (UypUQ)

94 I used to think 3rd parties were jokes and for kooks.

You used to think correctly.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at June 20, 2013 02:04 PM (SY2Kh)

95 Call my Senator? Why, they are both douchebags! Both lying greedy cocksuckers, interested in holding on to their perks and getting that sweet campaign cash so they can perpetuate their phoney-baloney jobs. It's not too late...... It's too late for California, and too late for the rest of us. We have long been sold down the river. We've learned NOTHING from history, and continue to repeat the same stupid mistakes over and over again.

Posted by: Negative Vibe Moriarity at June 20, 2013 02:04 PM (RFeQD)

can we square this round peg with the notion we were all gloating about:

That the obama economy sucks so bad that we're seeing a lack of illegal immigration and people are self deporting?

I guess obama is throwing some serious wampum in the air to get people to come here and stay for the benefits.*

* the benefits that Clinton/Newt made work dependent but that Obama's stash made legal again by illegally changing their enformcement and giving waivers.

Posted by: joeindc44 will never be convinced at June 20, 2013 02:05 PM (QxSug)

How about this amendment: open Planned Parenthood clinics in every Mexican town.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2013 02:05 PM (wAQA5)

1. The Congress passes laws that don't address the actual problems and are ridiculously expensive to boot.

2. The Executive refuses to enforce the laws.

3. The Fed keeps printing money to keep the whole sorry mess afloat (barely)

What's not to like?

Posted by: The Various Federal Departments, Bureaus and Agencies at June 20, 2013 02:06 PM (5RUlF)

99 And in other news, Chelsea Clinton laments that her grandmother never had access to Planned Parenthood. The stupidity of that burns.... Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 05:45 PM (FRe+O) Wait....What?! How in the hell do you say something like that?! Seriously. Bone crushing stupidity.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at June 20, 2013 02:06 PM (X6akg)

100 Man, how do you say, "harsh" in Spanish?

Aztek

Posted by: fluffy at June 20, 2013 02:06 PM (z9HTb)

101 Chelsea Clinton laments that her grandmother never had access to Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 05:45 PM (FRe+O)

We would all be better off......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 20, 2013 02:07 PM (WW8xK)

102
We're boned.

Therefore, I say MOAR SHARKS AND BOOBS.

Or at least sharks with boobs, or boobs with shark tattoos.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 20, 2013 02:07 PM (7yJVd)

103 I like the other thread better.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 20, 2013 02:07 PM (Gk3SS)

104 @ 92 Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 20, 2013 06:01 PM (5RUlF)

I'll see your Feinstein and Boxer and raise you a Franken and Klobers..CLObberssh..shit

I can never remember how to spell that cow's name.

Posted by: Portnoy at June 20, 2013 02:08 PM (A5Abh)

105 Tin foil hat My internet has been awful for three weeks. Can't get drudge or here thru home WiFi. Called Comcast. They say its their server being updated. But its only affecting conservative sites. Now cancelling Comcast to go with diverse.

Posted by: thunderb at June 20, 2013 02:08 PM (zbLbv)

106 Tell them not to vote for any bill that doesn't treat married-gay-foreigners equally in the immigration system.

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 20, 2013 06:04 PM (UypUQ)

Nicely played.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 20, 2013 02:08 PM (5RUlF)

107 Uverse. Phone auto correct.

Posted by: thunderb at June 20, 2013 02:09 PM (zbLbv)

108 93 This whole disconnect between GOP leaders and the base is so weird... - They are liquidating a white working class base they think is unworthy, and importing a non-white replacement base. Seriously, the're committed to policies of mass immigration and forced integration that mean that there won't be any white people left. And they think they can afford to do that. After all, in a two-party system, one party will be to the left of the other, for example Stalin being to the right of Trotsky. As long as the Democratic Party continues to run to the left and the Republican party follows more slowly, they can be the "relatively conservative" party no matter how socialist post-white America gets. Pseudo-conservative politicians are playing the same mass immigration game in all white countries. It's not a unique American phenomenon.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at June 20, 2013 02:09 PM (/+EhN)

109

"They say its their server being updated. But its only affecting conservative sites."

Well, you see, the IRS threatened us with an audit....

Posted by: Comcast at June 20, 2013 02:10 PM (5RUlF)

110 I can never remember how to spell that cow's name.

Suzi Kolber?

Bitch never kissed me **hic**

Posted by: Joe Namath at June 20, 2013 02:10 PM (z9HTb)

111 I could have overlooked Romneycare, his inept weaseldom, and his bumbling electoral loss. But I still can't forgive Romney for Jennifer Rubin.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at June 20, 2013 02:10 PM (ZMzpb)

112
I'll see your Feinstein and Boxer and raise you a Franken and Klobers..CLObberssh..shit

I wouldn't trade a ten pound bag of fresh shit for Franken. How in the hell did he get elected? When is he up for reelection? Are there any serious contenders for his seat?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 20, 2013 02:11 PM (qoQi/)

113 I like the other thread better.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at June 20, 2013 06:07 PM (Gk3SS)

There was melon in the other thread. Ample melon.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2013 02:11 PM (DAcx0)

114 And in other news, Chelsea Clinton laments that her grandmother never had access to Planned Parenthood.

Grandma Clinton had a very smelly va-jay-jay. Planned Parenthood could have detailed and vajazzeled that geriatric gash with fancy rhinestones and a fresh pine scent. She would have been less grumpy and had the finest cooter in the county.

All true. Lick it up.

Posted by: Dang at June 20, 2013 02:11 PM (Hx2XA)

115

"Pseudo-conservative politicians are playing the same mass immigration game in all white countries. It's not a unique American phenomenon."

They all got the same briefing. "The seething masses on the dole will revolt unless you do everything the liberals tell you to."

Posted by: Arms Merchant at June 20, 2013 02:13 PM (5RUlF)

116

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 05:45 PM (FRe+O)

Why haven't Libs abortioned themselves out of existence yet? They've had 40 years!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 20, 2013 02:13 PM (KL49F)

117 Amy Klobuchar...

You never hear much from either one of the sorry fucks around here unless their name is on some bullshit 'Save the Kittens' legislation...

Posted by: Portnoy at June 20, 2013 02:13 PM (A5Abh)

118 Scotch anyone?

Just Grant's, FWIW. Works fine on the rocks. Like the DOW today.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 20, 2013 02:14 PM (4Mv1T)

119 I have never lamented anything having to do with my grandmother's vagina.

Posted by: Dang at June 20, 2013 02:16 PM (Hx2XA)

120 @114 Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 20, 2013 06:11 PM (qoQi/)

2014- He got in with the SCOMF in 08...

cheated...how in the hell else?

I haven't heard any thing about a challenger..but some organization is starting to run ads on the radio about what a miserable liberal fucktard he is....

Bachman maybe???

Posted by: Portnoy at June 20, 2013 02:16 PM (A5Abh)

121 Scotch anyone?

Just Grant's, FWIW. Works fine on the rocks. Like the DOW today.
Posted by: Tobacco Road

You're gonna pour it on the floor? Of the basement?

Posted by: Dang at June 20, 2013 02:17 PM (Hx2XA)

122

And in other news, Chelsea Clinton laments that her grandmother never had access to Planned Parenthood.

-------------

So do I...

Posted by: junior at June 20, 2013 02:23 PM (UWFpX)

123
Bachman maybe???

If you can find a dead cat to run against him....I'll kick in a few bucks.

The epitaph on that douchetard's headstone needs to read: "One term Senator, and talentless washed up SNL actor. Died penniless in a vomit filled gutter of Gonorrhea of the nose. State Historical Marker #33138 marks the spot where his corpse was accidentally paved over by the Streets and Highways Department".

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 20, 2013 02:23 PM (qoQi/)

124 Why haven't Libs abortioned themselves out of existence yet? They've had 40 years! Posted by: Aslan's Girl at June 20, 2013 06:13 PM (KL49F) Hahaha...I wonder if that would actually change our demographics. Hmm.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at June 20, 2013 02:24 PM (dh83Q)

125 My gut reaction at the moment-- I have no idea to where, how, etc., but we need to just leave the nation. At some point you get tired of the fighting and endless arguing. And the stupidity. I'm sure they feel the same.

Posted by: "Janus" at June 20, 2013 02:26 PM (LNmYT)

126 117 They all got the same briefing. "The seething masses on the dole will revolt unless you do everything the liberals tell you to." - There were no seething masses on the dole. When they filmed The Matrix in Sydney, they went looking for the bad part of town to film some scenes in (mainly the train station fight) and there was no such bad part, so they had to mock it up for the movie. Because we didn't have the "diversity" that creates Chicago and hell-holes like it. They are importing the seething Islamic masses. They have imported Islamic rape gangs. (Like in Great Britain.) They are creating deadly social conflict where there was none, and never would have been any if the politicians hadn't subsidized it coming in on boats. This is not about politicians in America being unable to control a border. They're bringing these people in because they want the browning of America, just like similar politicians in other white countries are pushing for the end of white people in those countries. They are right that mass immigration and forced integration will have that effect. It's white genocide. And the politicians don't care about all the other terrible consequences, for the economy, democracy and everything else.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at June 20, 2013 02:36 PM (/+EhN)

127 @125 Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 20, 2013 06:23 PM (qoQi/)

Doubt he'll die penniless...pretty sure he's spent the last few years feathering the old nest.

It'd be great if he does get beat...the sorry fuck will be back in New York before you can say lutefisk...

Posted by: Portnoy at June 20, 2013 02:40 PM (A5Abh)

128 127 I have no idea to where, how, etc., but we need to just leave the nation. At some point you get tired of the fighting and endless arguing. And the stupidity. I'm sure they feel the same. - The anti-whites are pushing mass immigration and forced integration in every white country. Wherever that happens, fighting and endless arguing will start and never stop. Because we cannot all just get along. Some of us will not get along, and those are the ones the politicians import.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at June 20, 2013 02:40 PM (/+EhN)

129 J. Rubin prefers to use her skills to enhance her appeal with the neoconservative country clubbers and to posture rather than work for the citizenry, rule of constitutional law, and for the country as a whole. What a waste. Goose...Gander

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 20, 2013 02:43 PM (MhA4j)

130 I just had a visit from the Bureau of Land Management knock on my door. Wanted to know if I would take a survey. I said no, and started to close the door. She put her hand up to stop the door from closing. She asked "Do you own or rent?". I told her I wasn't going to answer AN Y questions, and started to close the door again. She tried to stop me from closing the door and was asking if I had taken the American Community Survey. I told her if she stopped my door from closing one more time I would call the authority's and asked her to leave my property.

She was a very well dressed and put-togeather lady of middle age, so I don't think it was bullshit totally, but gawtdaymun, the arrogance was dripping!

Pissed of to the max, I am!

Posted by: jem at June 20, 2013 02:49 PM (fM4kr)

131 127, 130 the grass is always greener v. there's no place like home. not to mention, taking a racist stance advances the loss of humanity and empowers the idiotic 'social justice' fascistic authoritarianism complete with political police. Americans who immigrate and integrate within our Constitutional civilization always ended up getting along at some point via looking at the character of a person in human relations. You are correct, that this moment is critical in holding the constitutional line in the USA. Sign Cruz' national petition to protest the 'amnesty for illegals' comprehensive reform package immigration bill.

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 20, 2013 02:52 PM (MhA4j)

132 I have found that racial conflicts of interest are like what Trotsky supposedly said about war: you may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. In other words, you may not have any interest in arguing for the specific interests of whites, because if there's no conflict why start one? But that just means that the politicians face no obstacle in importing massive racial conflicts. And then every conflict goes against you, because you are white and born guilty. 133 "127, 130 the grass is always greener v. there's no place like home. not to mention, taking a racist stance advances the loss of humanity and empowers the idiotic 'social justice' fascistic authoritarianism complete with political police." Taking any stance that defends our interests is going to be called "racist" and we have to not get bluffed by that. And yes is a racial conflict, because the politicians just import more and more non-whites till it becomes that.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at June 20, 2013 03:07 PM (/+EhN)

133 And in other news, Chelsea Clinton laments that her grandmother never had access to Planned Parenthood.

The stupidity of that burns....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 20, 2013 05:45 PM (FRe+O)

Wait....What?!

How in the hell do you say something like that?! Seriously. Bone crushing stupidity.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2013 06:06 PM (X6akg)

You know how we say here that the MFM treats the JEF like a retarded child? It's even worse for that ignorant scag who was too fucking irresponsible to care for Socks the cat. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that somebody dresses her in the morning, cuts up her food and assures her when her period comes that she won't bleed to death through her cooter.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 20, 2013 03:09 PM (Wfait)

134

Problem with Rubin - and most of the rest of the "conservative" punditocracy (not to mention the rest): they're simply not that smart. It's amazing to me how dumbed-down even the "smartest" "conservatives" usually are. Barely any more sign of critical reasoning, broad knowledge, and intellectual curiosity than the drooling cretins like the NYT and WaPo "liberal" columnists.

Forget obvious idiots like Hannity, O'Reilly (how can anyone one tick above NPR-stupid listen to these airheads?) - take the "smart" educated ones. Hewitt - ignorant and simplistic as a Dem Senator on national security, completely captured by the dumbed-down orthodoxy/arrogance of the legal class (I recall one jaw-dropping moment where he played some of the SCOTUS Obamacare oral arguments - a section when all sides speaking were making fools of themselves trying to discuss insurance as a business, and thereby reminding intelligent observers that the entire discussion was out of the proper purview of all of them - and he breaks in to say "gollleee, that right there folks is light-saber level legal debate" ...... speechless). Medved - bigot and ignoramus with breathtaking self-regard and arrogance who snickers at arguments he can't touch with reason, and who stipulates 95% of all the most pernicious and ridiculous myths of the "left" as he dissects one (usually tangential) element.

Yes, the collapse of the media and education and the infiltration of racism and authoritarianism of all stripes as core values throughout the culture and institutions are more important, but the national degradation can also be seen at how pathetic most "conservative" pundits are. A plunging tide lowers all boats, apparently. Rubin is barely noticeable amongst the mediocrity, though Drew's post is still very spot-on and well done.

I recall being stunned, years ago, when another staffer told me the boss wanted my comments on some stupid newspaper column. I couldn't believe the senator actually read that drivel. There are exceptions along the way, and clearly some people with practical intelligence still writing on the web, but the "public square" as it exists for most citizens is so dumbed down and distorted that I see slim chance of any serious civil culture surviving the passing of the last 2 generations ......

Posted by: non-purist at June 20, 2013 03:11 PM (afQnV)

135 Rubin was so needlessly personal and hostile towards conservatives in 2012, and she's the same way now towards Senator Cruz with her 'he doesn't really care if people die' nastiness. It's hard to imagine someone who can dehumanize conservatives with no real justification is a sincere ally of the cause. I think she's a democrat who wants to work for the washington post, so fills the 'conservative' niche in a way that pleases the left. It's a real problem that the GOP listens to people like this, but the real problem with the GOP is all the liberal voters in the GOP (they did nominate Mitt Romney, after John Mccain... they have gone very far left indeed).

Posted by: Dustin at June 20, 2013 03:13 PM (0a/7L)

136 Posted by: non-purist at June 20, 2013 07:11 PM (afQnV)

I used to like Medved until I noticed what you were taking him to task on. Also, the last time I heard him, which was quite a while ago, he still insisted the JEF was a very gifted orator as I was screaming at my car radio loud enough to have any passing constabulary consider me a person of interest in any unsolved violent crimes.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 20, 2013 03:19 PM (Wfait)

137 She's NO Kate Upton...

Posted by: Mr Ed at June 20, 2013 08:48 PM (7YnaR)

138

Unless the american people has been, in the closet, where all the GAYS used to be, they should know that, obama, is a bi-sexual black zionist jew, no diferent than natanyahoo, except for the color of skin.

Why is it that the zionist jews are not afraid, of "virginia wolf", because virginia wolf was also a zionist bitch.

Now we all woll be able to put 2+2 together, and see, what hollywood is filming lately, and remember that every thing hollywood films is because, is already in the ZIONIST AGENDA to make it happen.

It has been a couple of decades, that I don't pay to warch any hollywood movies , because like my grand mother used to say, yo go and spend your money on a movie, so that the parasite jews, can live like kings and qieens, and that was when I could still affort a dollar for a ticket.

the movie that Iam talking about is the one,where Capitol gets blown to pcs.

I personaly belive that if the ZIONIST JEWS DO ANOTHER RED GLAG TO MOTIVATE AMERICANS INTO A THIRD WSORLD WAR, THEY WILL PROBABLY WILL BLOW THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE CAPITOL, THEN FOR SURE MARTIAL LAW WILL COME IN.

The JEWS are not screwing around, they did it to RUSSIA,GERMANY, AND ALL OF EUROPE, AS NOW THEY ARE DOING IT ALL THE AMERICAS AT THE SAME TIME, AND THE WORLD OF MOLE PEOPLE ARE STILL SITTING AT THEIR LOCAL CHURCH BEEN INDOCTRINATED BY THEIR JEWISH PROPHETS,AND FALSE TEACHERS, AND OUTSIDE THE CHURCH THE ZIONIST IMPOSTOR JEWISH PARASITES, WHO OWN 97% OF ALL WORLD MEDIA ACROSS THE BORD, ARE KEEPING THE PEOPLE SNORING.

Posted by: SEARCHLIGHT at June 21, 2013 12:14 AM (58hkO)

139 Cleanup on Aisle 140. All hands on deck.

Posted by: Bulldog in Kansas at June 21, 2013 06:10 AM (728Fx)

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