May 10, 2013
— andy Universal biometric IDs for every American? What could go wrong?
The immigration reform measure the Senate began debating yesterday would create a national biometric database of virtually every adult in the U.S., in what privacy groups fear could be the first step to a ubiquitous national identification system.Buried in the more than 800 pages of the bipartisan legislation (.pdf) is language mandating the creation of the innocuously-named “photo tool,” a massive federal database administered by the Department of Homeland Security and containing names, ages, Social Security numbers and photographs of everyone in the country with a driver’s license or other state-issued photo ID.
Seriously, You Guys. It's not like it's a tattoo or anything.
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Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2013 03:19 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 10, 2013 03:21 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 03:21 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: eman at May 10, 2013 03:21 PM (cQ4xo)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 10, 2013 03:21 PM (XIxXP)
Posted by: Real Joe at May 10, 2013 03:22 PM (PD2ad)
If they really need to know, I'll tell the government mine is twelve inches.
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 10, 2013 03:22 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2013 03:22 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 03:23 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Yip at May 10, 2013 03:23 PM (/jHWN)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 03:23 PM (qyfb5)
I used biometrics at the Nuke plant, It's just a hand print. Of course someone might want to cut off your hand to gain access.
I recall how well the thread of that worked in The Dead Zone.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 10, 2013 03:24 PM (03IDC)
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 03:24 PM (P6QsQ)
Biometric Database for Every. American. Adult.
...but deporting 20 million Illegals would be impossible.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2013 03:24 PM (9bSUc)
You had me at "800 pages."
That's a lot of text to build a fence and require illegals to pay back-taxes.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 03:24 PM (DlaLh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2013 03:25 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: wooga at May 10, 2013 03:25 PM (4fgmE)
Posted by: Craig Poe at May 10, 2013 03:26 PM (BVkEs)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 03:26 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 10, 2013 03:26 PM (mV8sg)
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 03:26 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2013 03:27 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at May 10, 2013 03:27 PM (jucos)
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 03:27 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 10, 2013 03:27 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking beer at May 10, 2013 03:28 PM (hO8IJ)
This immigration reform bill is the new high-speed rail -- it's the fix-all of everything.
National security, revenue, jobs, cost-lowering. What can't it do?
Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 03:28 PM (Fely/)
So neither Mexican landscapers nor Somalian muslims will have any worries about undue scrutiny of their movements and actions. But Big Brother will be watching those dangerous pot-lucking Lutherans and Tea Party Ralliers what pick up after themselves, denying the poor hard working union parksworkers a change at overtime.
Posted by: palerider at May 10, 2013 03:28 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2013 03:29 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 10, 2013 03:29 PM (HVff2)
Come on now, one involves following the law the other violating civil liberty.
Which do you think is easier for tbe Feds?
Well, I'd suggest turning all of the Illegals into Bio-Fuel, but it would be 10 years before any of that fuel saw the market.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2013 03:29 PM (9bSUc)
Profiling to catch Islamic terrorists at airports: bad
Profiling to deny tax exempt status to conservative groups: good
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 10, 2013 03:30 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking beer at May 10, 2013 03:30 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Lauren at May 10, 2013 03:31 PM (wsGWu)
Your attitude appears anti-social, Citizen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 10, 2013 03:31 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2013 03:31 PM (MBqvE)
I used biometrics at the Nuke plant, It's just a hand print. Of course someone might want to cut off your hand to gain access.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at May 10, 2013 07:21 PM (XIxXP)
My handprint had to be re-read and my access reset about a dozen times in the first year. It sucks when your weight is fluctuating or if you are susceptible to swelling in the hands.
It would be sort of hard to pull the dead hand out and flop it on the reader when there is an armed guard or two at the portals.
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2013 03:32 PM (D+lxs)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 10, 2013 03:33 PM (LRFds)
Yeah, and the only time you won't have to provide ID is when you vote in a blue or purple district.
***
Speaking of which, Colorado yesterday passed a registration on election day bill that the governor is expected to sign. I'm sure that will work out well.
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 10, 2013 03:33 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 03:34 PM (sKkBp)
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2013 03:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ronster at May 10, 2013 03:34 PM (GBVFV)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 10, 2013 03:34 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 10, 2013 07:34 PM (jucos)
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Soon and very soon.
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 03:35 PM (P6QsQ)
YouTube has it for $2.99.
I bought it on DVD several years ago.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 03:36 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: INGSOC at May 10, 2013 03:36 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 10, 2013 03:36 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 10, 2013 03:37 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 10, 2013 03:37 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2013 03:38 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2013 03:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: T. at May 10, 2013 03:38 PM (rSMx+)
I want every politician to be scared shitless that this will be a career-ender. this kind of stuff will be the least of my worries if we legalize 20 million new immigrants.
Obviously, deep-blue districts can safely go along with whatever the hell this thing says, but red and purple states need a good reason to deep six this thing.
I'm actually optimistic that it will go down in flames after the gun control bill failed. It might get through the Senate, but I don't see it going through the House.
Posted by: McAdams at May 10, 2013 03:38 PM (oX5bl)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 07:36 PM (hO8IJ)
Quit destroying America, Heather. =P
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2013 03:39 PM (bMvK8)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 10, 2013 03:39 PM (jucos)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2013 07:36 PM (bMvK
Slowly. My back went out Sunday but two days of rest on the heating pad did wonders. Did a lot of weeding and planting the last couple of days. How goes your corner of the world?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 10, 2013 03:39 PM (lVb7s)
Well, I haven't had any health insurance for going on ten years now.
If they demand this to get HC, I'll opt out. I'm old anyway, y'all can have this place.
But I do like that National Fuck You Register idea.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 10, 2013 03:40 PM (+z4pE)
I'm going to move to Montana and hunt turkeys on garrett's back porch.
They were back this morning.
I pulled one into about 30 yards using the squeak from the patio door.
He just strutted right in and gobbled every time I moved the door. Pretty cool. They are all colored up and in the mood.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2013 03:40 PM (9bSUc)
and photographs of everyone in the country with a driverÂ’s license or other state-issued photo ID.
The photos will be useful for the photo recognition software too!
After all, it worked great in preventing the Boston bombings.
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2013 03:40 PM (D+lxs)
I know, I know. At least when we're in the camps I can make Brawndo jokes, right?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 03:41 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 10, 2013 07:39 PM (lVb7s)
Eeep, hope the kids are ready to pamper you this weekend. = P
Am home to visit family. Should probably go downstairs to entertain the nieces and nephew.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2013 03:41 PM (bMvK8)
Posted by: Lauren at May 10, 2013 03:42 PM (wsGWu)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2013 03:42 PM (0qqnb)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 03:42 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 03:43 PM (T0BQy)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 10, 2013 03:43 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 10, 2013 03:44 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 10, 2013 03:44 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 10, 2013 03:45 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2013 07:41 PM (bMvK
Kids are at the grandparents 900 miles away. Yes, there *is* a certain vacation-like aspect to this packing thing.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 10, 2013 03:45 PM (lVb7s)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 10, 2013 03:45 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 10, 2013 03:45 PM (ZPrif)
Oh, and OFA's super-duper voter database, too, on the down-low, obviously.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2013 03:46 PM (0qqnb)
"Sen. James Inhofe (R-Okla.) said in a radio interview Thursday that “of all the great cover-ups in history” — including the Pentagon papers, Iran-Contra and Watergate — Benghazi “is going to go down as most serious, most egregious cover-up in American history.”
“We may be starting to use the I-word before too long,” Inhofe said on the Las Vegas-based “Rusty Humphries Show.”
“The I-word meaning impeachment?” Humphries asked.
“Yeah,” Inhofe confirmed."
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 10, 2013 03:46 PM (YTstp)
I volunteer with different events, and an elderly (and VERY demanding) lady I work with moves at the speed of snail.
When I try to cut to the chase (very nicely) she stops me and goes over Every. Damned. Thing. I've done "just to be sure."
A job that should have taken 15 minutes today literally dragged into 1 1/2 hours.
And I've got to work with her most of tomorrow. Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 03:46 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 10, 2013 03:46 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 03:47 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: loneduck at May 10, 2013 03:47 PM (RvRNR)
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 10, 2013 03:47 PM (XvHmy)
Posted by: Preznit Urkel X at May 10, 2013 03:47 PM (jucos)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 03:47 PM (7vimm)
Is it possible Zuckerburg is being extorted?
Obama's government: That's a nice windfall you got there, Mark. By the way, either financially support our leftist causes or we'll make life very difficult for you.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 03:48 PM (LPRBM)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, elsewhere at May 10, 2013 03:48 PM (m9V0o)
o/t
Jay Carney said there was only one "stylistic" change in the talking points.
The one change was a style of truth and honesty to a style of falsehood and lies.
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2013 03:48 PM (D+lxs)
Maybe a tape of Obama telling Stephens he would not send help. Or a tape of Obama conspiring with the Muslim Brotherhood. Or a tape of Sebelius laughing about Gosnell.
There is something that has gotten them off their rears. don't know what, but it must be big.
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 10, 2013 03:50 PM (GoIUi)
Long story as to why, since my pre-existing condition is high blood pressure. I pay for doc visits and meds myself.
I actually am dreading getting on medicare.
Posted by: Miss Marple at May 10, 2013 03:52 PM (GoIUi)
Incidentally, Rubio aligning himself with Zuckerberg, trying to con conservatives is a new low.
Rubio already broke the Cardinal Rule* -- now he's sticking his thumb in our eyes.
*taking sides with the Democrats
Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 03:52 PM (Y4TdB)
It's referring to this:
http://tinyurl.com/cas3mhj[/I]
Ahh, well, I still think it's a good idea at the state level.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 10, 2013 03:52 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: Caustic at May 10, 2013 03:52 PM (/b8+5)
Too bad we didn't do the same for Benghazi.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 03:52 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 03:53 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Real Joe at May 10, 2013 03:53 PM (PD2ad)
Only 10, this Senate would never convict.
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 10, 2013 03:53 PM (/gHaE)
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Thank you for that.
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 03:53 PM (P6QsQ)
Inhofe is a fearless guy.
In case no one has mentioned it...Inhofe has put forth a new bill to try to end the Ammo Shortage.
The Ammunition Management for More Obtainability (AMMO) Act of 2013.
Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2013 03:54 PM (LxEHG)
"VALID", "MORROW, JEROME", "011010100-09564"
Congratulations!
Well, what about the interview?
That was it.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 10, 2013 03:54 PM (kdS6q)
Only 10, this Senate would never convict.
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 10, 2013 07:53 PM (/gHaE)
Fixed for accuracy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 03:54 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2013 03:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 07:46 PM (lVPtV)
You have my condolences. Have you tried saying, Call me when you are finished, I'll be over here working on the next project?
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2013 03:55 PM (D+lxs)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 03:55 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 03:55 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 10, 2013 03:56 PM (IDSI7)
**********
I'd say it's a tie with Fast and Furious.
Obama sold guns to another nation's criminals (without telling local authorities) for what appears to be the purpose of racking up gun deaths in order to move legislation in his own country. Hundreds were killed.
And then there's his personal assassination drone squad with the potential to be deployed (for surveillance only? TBD) here in the U.S.
Reckless disregard going on in every direction nowadays.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2013 03:56 PM (0qqnb)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 10, 2013 03:56 PM (V1ZIU)
Unless there's at least fifteen *fresh* dead male hookers in the Rose Garden,
that can't be blamed on Bush, Obama is impeachment proof.
***
The CIA killed them.
Posted by: President Pantsonfire at May 10, 2013 03:56 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 03:56 PM (T0BQy)
Posted by: Fritz at May 10, 2013 03:57 PM (G9Mmf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 07:46 PM (lVPtV)
You have my condolences. Have you tried saying, Call me when you are finished, I'll be over here working on the next project?
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2013 07:55 PM (D+lxs
I wish. She's a Queen Bee and everyone is terrified of her. I had some sort of brain fart and offered to assist her at functions. It's now my own slow, personal hell. However, the old biddy loves me, even while making me miserable.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 03:57 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 03:58 PM (P6QsQ)
speaking of biblical apocalyptic meaning...
that nasty little prick Paul McCartney was attacked by a swarm of grasshoppers during his concert
Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 03:58 PM (Fely/)
Deceased-Americans have made major contributions to our nation's history...
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 03:59 PM (hO8IJ)
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That's the happiest news I've had all day. Thank you.
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 03:59 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Gaff at May 10, 2013 03:59 PM (iV8i3)
Posted by: Bigby's Whistling Fingers at May 10, 2013 04:00 PM (NAZsW)
I actually am dreading getting on medicare.
I know what you mean. So many docs down here won't take new Medicare patients. I'm still in reasonably good shape, and if history is any indicator, I'll probably just drop dead from whatever I finally die of.
Of course, I'll be horribly disappointed that it wasn't at the sexual mercy of the last set of triplets featured in Playboy, but that's life.
Also, thank Goodness for Walmart Pharmacy and their $4 prescriptions.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 10, 2013 04:00 PM (+z4pE)
I'd say it's a tie with Fast and Furious.
Obama sold guns to another nation's criminals (without telling local authorities) for what appears to be the purpose of racking up gun deaths in order to move legislation in his own country. Hundreds were killed.
And then there's his personal assassination drone squad with the potential to be deployed (for surveillance only? TBD) here in the U.S.
Reckless disregard going on in every direction nowadays.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2013 07:56 PM (0qqnb)
The next republican admin should not prosecute F and F, it should just send the files to Mexico and extradite the alleged criminals to Mexico and let them prosecute them.
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2013 04:00 PM (D+lxs)
Of course she does, hon. Who wouldn't?
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 07:58 PM (P6QsQ
Awww, you're sweet. How's your boy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 04:00 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Caustic at May 10, 2013 07:52 PM (/b8+5)
Congratulations, you have just managed to tick off some of those here who *didn't* already dislike you. Well done.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 10, 2013 04:01 PM (lVb7s)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 08:00 PM (lVPtV)
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He made me bruschetta last night to die for. I think I'll keep him around.
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 04:02 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: The Government at May 10, 2013 04:02 PM (V1ZIU)
I see that there is a new book out, Let Me Stand Alone: The Journals of Rachel Corrie.
"Rachel CorrieÂ’s determination to make a better, more peaceful world took her from Olympia, Washington, to the Middle East, where she died in 2003 while trying to block the demolition of a Palestinian familyÂ’s home in the Gaza Strip. A twenty-three-year-old American activist, Corrie also possessed a striking gift for poetry, writing, and drawing. Let Me Stand Alone, a selection of her journals and letters as chosen by her family, reveals her story in her own hand, from her precocious reflections as a young girl to her final e-mails. CorrieÂ’s words - whether writing about the looming issues of our time or the ordinary angst of an American teen - bring to life all that it means to come of age: a dawning sense of self, a thirst for oneÂ’s own ideals, and an evolving connection to others, near and far."
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 10, 2013 04:02 PM (XUKZU)
that nasty little prick Paul McCartney was attacked by a swarm of grasshoppers during his concert
Poor grasshoppers.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 10, 2013 04:02 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:02 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 04:03 PM (qyfb5)
How about the Goverment uses the information to crossmatch for mandatory bone marrow and organ donations as a condition of Obamacare? Because, for the children and One Nation One Family?
Of all the futures I thought I'd live in, I never expected it to be Niven's Organlegger stories.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 10, 2013 04:03 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 04:04 PM (1BCCn)
Posted by: Fritz at May 10, 2013 07:57 PM (G9Mmf)
The Free Shit Army's.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 04:04 PM (Gk3SS)
My dad keeps a list in his office. No point in prescribing Latestngreatest® to someone who can't pay for it, but there's usually something older that will work better than nothing.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 04:04 PM (hO8IJ)
I see that there is a new book out, Let Me Stand Alone: The Journals of Rachel Corrie.
I thought "Flatland" was written by Isaac Asimov.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 10, 2013 04:04 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 10, 2013 04:04 PM (QlTaC)
Posted by: Somnambulant Sommelier at May 10, 2013 04:05 PM (I88Jc)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 10, 2013 04:05 PM (HiKk0)
Posted by: tony redenzo at May 10, 2013 04:05 PM (Vodnq)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2013 04:05 PM (qc7at)
I see that there is a new book out, Let Me Stand Alone: The Journals of Rachel Corrie.
Is it a Pop-Up Book?
Seriously, though...
Sales are flat.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2013 04:05 PM (9bSUc)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at May 10, 2013 04:05 PM (QlTaC)
Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 04:05 PM (1BCCn)
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 08:02 PM (P6QsQ
Something else our boys have in common. They like to cook!
I gotta brag a bit on mine. We never have much of a chance to Skype him since we was sent to Korea, but he did have a chance to briefly tell his dad early yesterday that he's been putting in long hours (4:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m.) and as an NCO is in charge of logistics for 600+ Marines and their equipment, etc. He's received commendation from his commander. We're so proud of the man he's become. *tears up*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 04:06 PM (lVPtV)
A twenty-three-year-old American activist, Corrie also possessed a striking gift for poetry, writing, and drawing.
"Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm about to be run over
by a fucking Jew."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 10, 2013 04:06 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: slatz at May 10, 2013 04:06 PM (PIOWA)
Posted by: Bigby's Whistling Fingers at May 10, 2013 04:06 PM (NAZsW)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:06 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2013 04:06 PM (sdi6R)
I thought "Flatland" was written by Isaac Asimov.
Not to be confused with Hal Clements' "Mission of Gravity."
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at May 10, 2013 04:07 PM (wYShC)
Posted by: Hauser at May 10, 2013 04:07 PM (z3jRX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 08:06 PM (lVPtV)
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The best thing a mom of boys can ever do is raise men to be proud of. We done good, Jane. I hope we both get majorly awesome presents on Sunday. 
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 04:07 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 04:07 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2013 04:08 PM (qc7at)
A twenty-three-year-old American activist, Corrie also possessed a striking gift for self-preservation, poetry, writing, and drawing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 10, 2013 04:08 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 04:08 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 04:08 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:08 PM (7vimm)
Exhibit A: Obamacare. One of it's own "architects" now says it's a train wreck.
As if he didn't know it at the time. Riiiight.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2013 04:08 PM (0qqnb)
What's in it? Habanero or Scotch Bonnet are serious peppers. Jalapeno, not so much
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 10, 2013 04:09 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Hanoverfist at May 10, 2013 04:09 PM (HiKk0)
The best thing a mom of boys can ever do is raise men to be proud of. We done good, Jane. I hope we both get majorly awesome presents on Sunday.
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 08:07 PM (P6QsQ
Yep. He told his dad he didn't get a chance to order anything for me (which is fine, he sends me flowers every year the cats try to eat and they--the flowers-- have to go on a mantel). He said, "Tell Mom I'll make it up to her."
The best gift I could have is knowing he's safe. He's a sweetie, and will make some lucky young woman an awesome husband some day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 04:10 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2013 04:11 PM (9XBK2)
She wasn't a deep talent, too 2-dimensional.
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 10, 2013 04:11 PM (/gHaE)
I don't even consider it hot, but you can *taste* it.
I have a friend who used to say at restaurants, "If you stir the sauce with a spoon and when you take the spoon out, the spoon is still there - it's not hot enough."Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 04:12 PM (qyfb5)
Gin and tonic is your post-workout drink?<<
Roger that. I am concerned about scurvy, malaria, and staying entirely sober during the reign of SCOAMF. G and T addresses all my issues.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 04:12 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 04:12 PM (T0BQy)
Can't wait for Jerry Rivers to put me some info on Ben's Gazey.
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at May 10, 2013 08:11 PM (wYShC
Or anything else. I can't believe he still has a job at Fox, or anywhere.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 04:12 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: zsasz at May 10, 2013 04:13 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at May 10, 2013 04:13 PM (K1JW0)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:13 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: EROWMER at May 10, 2013 04:13 PM (kxlCQ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 10, 2013 08:08 PM (IDSI7)
Thing is, prog true believers seem to think that having no sense of self preservation is, well, progress. That it means they're more enlightened or something instead of just earth shatteringly *stupid*.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 10, 2013 04:13 PM (lVb7s)
Once they get the trigger, there's some physical changes and they get all eaty and swarmy.
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 10, 2013 04:14 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2013 04:14 PM (9XBK2)
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Absolutely. Nothing beats that.
Little Winger asked me what I wanted for Mothers Day. I told him "I gave you life at great personal risk to my own safety and health. I want the sun, the moon and the stars. If you can't manage that, I'd settle for a pepper mill and a pizza stone."
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 04:14 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2013 04:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 04:14 PM (sXWmd)
Gin and tonic is your post-workout drink?<<
Roger that. I am concerned about scurvy, malaria, and staying entirely sober during the reign of SCOAMF. G and T addresses all my issues.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 08:12 PM (SCTXH
I dearly love gin and tonics with lime in warm weather. Which is now. *makes note to buy gin and tonic and some limes after enduring working with old biddy tomorrow*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 04:14 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:14 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 04:14 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2013 04:15 PM (MBqvE)
Posted by: @PurpAv at May 10, 2013 04:15 PM (/gHaE)
Little Winger asked me what I wanted for Mothers Day. I told him "I gave you life at great personal risk to my own safety and health. I want the sun, the moon and the stars. If you can't manage that, I'd settle for a pepper mill and a pizza stone."
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 08:14 PM (P6QsQ
Lol!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 04:15 PM (lVPtV)
The book got bad reviews. Rachel was crushed. Poetry, writing, and drawing? Sounds like she was spread too thin.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 10, 2013 04:15 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:15 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 10, 2013 07:45 PM (lVb7s)
Win-win. On their end, there's nothing like having a whole gang of kids happy just to see your face. Upon which you immediately spoil them with junk food.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2013 04:15 PM (bMvK8)
Once they get the trigger, there's some physical changes and they get all eaty and swarmy.
They act real tough in a mob, but alone...
Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 04:16 PM (yhYn1)
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at May 10, 2013 04:16 PM (K1JW0)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:16 PM (7vimm)
176 Why the sam hill did Rubio ever allow himself to be associated with this giant pile of shit? What a bonehead move.
Rubio started this shit, himself...last year...with his own version of a Dream Act.
So it's not just a case of him being young and 'naïve'.
This is apparently the most important issue in the world for him.
Not Jobs.
Not Energy Independence.
Not National Security.
Not Tax Reform.
Not Saving Us from O-Care.
Immigration Reform...*cough* Amnesty...is his big Hill to Die On.
Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2013 04:17 PM (LxEHG)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 08:12 PM (SCTXH)
*fist bump*
That reminds me, that bottle of Bombay Sapphire isn't going to drink itself.
brb
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 04:17 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:17 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 04:17 PM (T0BQy)
Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 04:17 PM (1BCCn)
Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 04:18 PM (sXWmd)
Posted by: MallardDuckLintBrush at May 10, 2013 04:18 PM (7/4Fi)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 04:18 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:19 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 10, 2013 04:19 PM (5J54Q)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2013 08:15 PM (bMvK
Not that I know, being the mom and all 
. My b-i-l loves being an uncle. The kids are *thrilled* to see him and after a couple of hours he can go back to his nice, quiet house.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 10, 2013 04:19 PM (lVb7s)
Now I'm craving gin and tonic. I've got a nice little lime tree full of baby limes on the deck.
Can't wait to hit the liquor store tomorrow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 04:19 PM (lVPtV)
...create a national biometric database of virtually every adult in the U.S...
Oh c'mon, What could possibly go wrong with this??
Posted by: 666 at May 10, 2013 04:19 PM (8SsiG)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:19 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 04:20 PM (1BCCn)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2013 04:20 PM (MBqvE)
OT: this Chris Hayes kook on MSNBC ( Mucus Sucking Niwtit Bastard Cocksuckers ) can't even get his lefty kooks to agree with him on Benghazi. The are telling him it's a problem and he has the vapors.
Is the cat finally out of the bag ?
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 04:20 PM (/7Xis)
Perspective skewed on account of looking a bit hoboish. But I did clean off the Boulder funk beforehand! Swearsies!
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 08:17 PM (T0BQy)<<
You seriously didn't go back to the Tilted Kilt? I was looking forward to feeling like a dirty old man vicariously through you.
*makes note...Hobo is NOT a team player*
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 04:20 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2013 04:20 PM (qc7at)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 04:20 PM (hO8IJ)
Locusts are just grasshoppers that got some bio/enviro trigger that puts'em into locust mode.
Once they get the trigger, there's some physical changes and they get all eaty and swarmy.
Reminds me of the liberal migration here to CA.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 10, 2013 04:20 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 04:20 PM (96FyA)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 04:20 PM (T0BQy)
Good grief, the LIVs are everywhere and growing. Kill me now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 04:21 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 04:21 PM (sXWmd)
How was your thing? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 08:19 PM (GEICT)
Thing was fine, it was actually just the every Friday (unless they have better things to do) dinner with the 'rents and my aunt who is in town visiting. Of course, being my family, my question of "so when are we getting together with [the brother and sil] tomorrow" turned into a 20 minute discussion, at the end of which I said "soooo when?" Needless to say, I still don't know.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 04:21 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 04:22 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:22 PM (7vimm)
"Hey mom, I can't really pay to take you out for brunch this weekend. I have $80k in student loan debt to pay back on my Master's in History and I only make $8 an hour as a barista, since I don't want to demean myself by working for fascist corporations. I can probably swing it if you let me skip the $100 a month I pay you to still live in my room though."
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at May 10, 2013 04:22 PM (K1JW0)
One thing about her parents, they are as nasty as their daughter was. If they had not paid for her to go to Gaza and act as a human shield, she wouldn't have been able to pancake herself. As parents go - they suck
Sounds like we need a couple more bulldozers.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 10, 2013 04:22 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 04:23 PM (/7Xis)
Filbert, I bought some hot sauce in Key West once that had a hand-lettered serial number on it and I had to sign a waiver. That was 5 years ago and I still have 7/8ths of the bottle. Too hot for regular consumption but just a wee bit sparked the crock of chilli on Florida/Georgia Weekend. (Hi, Jane!)
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at May 10, 2013 04:23 PM (wYShC)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 04:23 PM (96FyA)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2013 04:23 PM (9XBK2)
My husband and one of his best friends are HUGE chile heads. Right now on the deck we've got a Bhut something or other (I think it's a ghost pepper) and two other extremely hot chiles I've never heard of. If you're ever interested, I've got a meatball recipe, where they're stuffed with whole habaneros stuffed with blue cheese. I love hot, but I could only eat one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 04:24 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: cornelius, waiting for the Cobalt bomb at May 10, 2013 04:25 PM (Jsiw/)
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 04:25 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:25 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 04:26 PM (96FyA)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 04:26 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 04:26 PM (sXWmd)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 08:26 PM (96FyA
Will do. Heading off to find it now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 04:27 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:27 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 10, 2013 04:27 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 10, 2013 04:28 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:28 PM (GEICT)
Oops - remember, Watergate didn't have a body count.
Posted by: An Observation at May 10, 2013 04:28 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at May 10, 2013 04:29 PM (wYShC)
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2013 04:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The Mega Independent[/i] at May 10, 2013 04:29 PM (Lq5WC)
Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 04:30 PM (1BCCn)
Speaking of CO, a handful of Mexican janitors is suing a University saying that while cleaning they were injured because they couldn't read the warning signs posted in English which they apparently don't speak or read.
Their lawyer says that making English mandatory for employment is racist!
This will not end well.
Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2013 04:30 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 04:30 PM (/7Xis)
Speaking of Mother's Day, the highway electronic signs here in the Twin Cities are warning about extra DUI enforcement this weekend. Didn't realize Mom's Day was a big drinking holiday, but I suppose with the winning 18-29 year olds we have running around for the most part it makes sense.
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at May 10, 2013 08:22 PM (K1JW0)
When I was younger, some of my friends said the best weekends to get a one night stand at a bar were Opening of Fishing and Opening of Deer Season. Lots of PO'd girlfriends, because the guys left for the weekend.
And it is Opening of Fishing here in MN (Bring your ice auger this year!).
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2013 04:31 PM (D+lxs)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2013 04:31 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at May 10, 2013 08:29 PM (wYShC)
____________
Which part? I'm Spokane
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 10, 2013 04:31 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:31 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 04:31 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: mama winger at May 10, 2013 04:31 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 04:32 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 04:32 PM (sXWmd)
Needless to say, I did not get to leave early. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 08:26 PM (GEICT)
Gah. I have a deep and abiding loathing of any parent who uses a child as a weapon. I spent yesterday helping the wee baby lawyer who shares office space with us draft an emergency petition because apparently one parent thought that the part of the custody order that said, to paraphrase, you can't take the kid off his necessary meds without medical approval you idiot was just a minor suggestion.
Yeah. I should be allowed to flamethrow people.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 04:32 PM (Gk3SS)
"What strikes fear in the strongest of Men? --- Poopie Diapers!"
Heh.
I saw this scrawled above a changing station, in the women's bathroom at Wal-Mart yesterday.
Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2013 04:32 PM (LxEHG)
Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 04:32 PM (BUcLz)
registration on election day bill that the governor is expected to sign.
I'm sure that will work out well.
___________
Don't worry. Republicans will win the next election and overturn all these stupid laws. Oh wait.... Never mind.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 10, 2013 04:33 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: An Observation
Reading some of the comments on Benghazi by libs at WaPo and other sites is pretty instructive about how sick their minds are. Some of these people truly need to be deported.
Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2013 04:33 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:33 PM (7vimm)
quichua word for Look at that mexican run.
Just made some Key Lime pies - added Toad Sweat Habanero Key Lime sauce for a little extra sting.
Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2013 04:33 PM (DL2i+)
Moo, I'm west of you at Coulee Dam.
Small community and, compared to Florida, it's a breath of freah air. Except for all the freaking pollen. Damn, it's almost cloudy with pollen.
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at May 10, 2013 04:34 PM (wYShC)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 10, 2013 04:34 PM (lVb7s)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 04:34 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at May 10, 2013 04:34 PM (K1JW0)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 10, 2013 04:34 PM (LRFds)
Going to e-mail you now, unless other morons want it posted here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 04:36 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 04:36 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at May 10, 2013 08:34 PM (wYShC)
__________
Here too pollen's been awful. I'd love to sleep with the windows open right now with the heat wave, but I can't. I wake up in the middle of the night hacking and congested. All the leaves are on the trees so hopefully this should go away soon.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 10, 2013 04:36 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:36 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 08:33 PM (7vimm)---------------heh I was just expressing my frustration at the comment about the non english speaking janitors. I should have provided a littl reference.. sorry
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 04:36 PM (/7Xis)
303 Huh. I just heard a train whistle. First one in the 3 and a half years I've lived here.
I've been hearing train whistles...a lot...in the last few months.
And I had forgotten that there was a railroad line about a mile away.
Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2013 04:36 PM (LxEHG)
Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 04:36 PM (1BCCn)
Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 04:37 PM (sXWmd)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2013 04:37 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:37 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:38 PM (GEICT)
Thanks rd. Forgot it was fishing opener. That explains the DUI enforcement signs. I don't fish since it doesn't involve firearms so didn't even realize.
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at May 10, 2013 08:34 PM (K1JW0)
I talked to my uncle, they were still snowmobiling on Lake Vermillion last week.
Posted by: rd at May 10, 2013 04:38 PM (D+lxs)
I am a horder of tonic. I prefer Schweppes. I have both diet and regular. Shall I send a bottle over?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 04:38 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:38 PM (7vimm)
She got down on one knee in front of the bulldozer. As the mound of dirt began covering her feet, she stood up. Instead of running off to the side, she tried climbing up the mound of dirt. She realized that she had fucked up, turn to climb down but fell and was covered.
Not only is the dozer so slow, it is slow enough for one of her fellow ISM assholes to run u and pull her out of the way but they did not.
Again, I think Corrie tried to out enable her fellow enablers and she fucked up.
For Christ's sake, how many times do I have to tell you people?
Posted by: Charles Darwin at May 10, 2013 04:39 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2013 04:39 PM (mCvL4)
I love Country Time but I'd have to dump my own vodka in it. This stuff is premixed.
(Tuscan Lemonade = vodka + limoncello)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 04:40 PM (Gk3SS)
Reminds me of a far side cartoon... How many times do I have to tell you don't stand under the anvil tree
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 04:40 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:40 PM (GEICT)
297 In another 20 years Rachel Corrie's image will be on the front of the new $10,000 coin, or what we used to call the "penny."
The USS Rachel Corrie, coming up. Right after Rache Corrie Elementary School, and a new national holiday commemorating her. /spits
Posted by: Charles Darwin at May 10, 2013 04:41 PM (IDSI7)
It's not so much the leafy trees that are belching copious amounts of pollen here. The damn evergreens' comes are actually "puffing" their fetid loads.
I got here last June, almost a year, and this heat has surprised me. Canada is right up the road and its 93 today. Hotter here than in FL. Last year it was dismal, wet and chilly. Today, not so much.
Posted by: Pecan Scandi at May 10, 2013 04:42 PM (wYShC)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2013 04:42 PM (mCvL4)
Fun. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
As awful as that must have been - your sis is better off without the loser. Unfortunately, having a kid with him means she's tied to him for at least 18 years.
Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2013 04:42 PM (EAgmr)
I don't know when it started, but a long time ago English professors decided to find homosexuality and feminine strife in every single piece of literature.
Everything was interpreted as social commentary -- always a complaint about white patriarchal society.
They gave their students assignments to write about the social commentary, thus these interpretations became accepted fact.
Sometimes a story is just a story, as Freud might say.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 04:42 PM (KeJAW)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 04:42 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 04:42 PM (1BCCn)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:43 PM (7vimm)
What's the last thing Dzokhar said to Tamerlan?
"Hey bro, are the backup lights working?"
"Hey, while you're under there, see if you can find where the oil's leaking from."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 10, 2013 04:43 PM (IDSI7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:43 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 10, 2013 08:19 PM (lVb7s)
You can look forward to being the grandma. = P
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 10, 2013 04:43 PM (bMvK8)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2013 04:44 PM (mCvL4)
How many times did you have to write essays about feminine plight in school when Jane Austen was assigned to you, or the Bronte broads?
The professors ruin everything.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 04:44 PM (8dspl)
Posted by: Mindy at May 10, 2013 04:44 PM (xIq7K)
Funny cartoon by Branco at Legal Insurrection.
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2013 04:44 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 04:45 PM (/7Xis)
Fun. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 08:36 PM (GEICT)
Like I said, flamethrowing.
I just wish people weren't committed to sucking so hard at all times.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 04:45 PM (Gk3SS)
What would a Rachel Corrie be after you start with flatbread?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2013 04:46 PM (mCvL4)
And you found yourself making shit up. Am I right, men?
To finish that 1200 word essay, you pulled all kinds of stuff outta your ass to show you understood repressed feminism in the 19th century.
Right? Right.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 10, 2013 04:46 PM (yhYn1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 10, 2013 04:46 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: T. at May 10, 2013 04:47 PM (rSMx+)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:47 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2013 04:47 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:47 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 10, 2013 04:47 PM (LRFds)
You think Ace is thinking of us?? Posted by: Waldo at May 10, 2013 08:46 PM
Would you be thinking of us if you were in a Dallas hotel room with a barmaid on top of you?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2013 04:48 PM (mCvL4)
Is that like thinking about the World Series???
Posted by: Scanner Dan at May 10, 2013 04:50 PM (h5CN9)
What would a Rachel Corrie be after you start with flatbread?
Posted by: kbdabear at May 10, 2013 08:46 PM (mCvL4)
Smear on some schmaltz and wrap it.
Posted by: SurferDoc at May 10, 2013 04:50 PM (6H6FZ)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 04:50 PM (96FyA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 04:50 PM (qyfb5)
My bride was with a biometrics system from fairly early on. It used fingerprints, retinas, and facial characteristics through hi-def photography. It also mated up your physical characteristics with an Analysts Notebook setup that would make your associations, AO, and familial connections. Made 1984 look primitive. If this is what they are talking about...
The 4th is done.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at May 10, 2013 04:50 PM (ial2b)
Would you be thinking of us if you were in a Dallas hotel room with a barmaid on top of you?
But we're talking about Ace.
More likely, he's balls deep in a tray of room service leftovers.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2013 04:51 PM (9bSUc)
Our investigation is complete and we can now return your daughter's body to you.
Would you prefer we send the body by express mail or should we fax her to you?
Posted by: The IDF at May 10, 2013 04:51 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2013 04:52 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 04:52 PM (96FyA)
But there will come a day.
It has been my experience that asshats like this usually dig a grave so deep for themselves that all you have to do is stand back and watch them fall back in it.
But I can only imagine how hard it is when family is getting the short end in the meantime.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 10, 2013 04:53 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 04:54 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:54 PM (7vimm)
BC.. start subtle.. buy a bunch of books at the thrift store. Put his name and address in the cover and write. Please return to: $20.00 reward. Then deposit where the local hobs hang out
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 04:54 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:54 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Kristophr at May 10, 2013 04:55 PM (wYVte)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 04:55 PM (96FyA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:55 PM (GEICT)
223 So, Marco Rubio is a evil commie then. Ok.
Posted by: Attila at May 10, 2013 08:15 PM (Cs2tJ)
Probably not, just another dumbshit enabler. But now that you mention it, evil is just another form of stupidity.
Posted by: Disgusting Oratory at May 10, 2013 04:56 PM (e/5bK)
Posted by: Boston Post at May 10, 2013 04:56 PM (mCvL4)
And he knows it. He's smirked to her on several occasions, "No worries. I always land on my feet."
Take that guy p to the roof.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2013 04:56 PM (9bSUc)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 04:57 PM (GEICT)
Does he have a cousin in Iowa?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 04:57 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 04:58 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 04:58 PM (96FyA)
You can buy me a cocktail later.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 04:58 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 04:58 PM (7vimm)
What would a Rachel Corrie be after you start with flatbread?
A little mayo, perhaps a lettuce leaf, but certainly no meat of any sort.
Posted by: Retread at May 10, 2013 04:58 PM (zxitI)
"Always" is never always. You know this. His hindquarters will one day belong to Someone who understands and administers justice much better than either of us.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 10, 2013 04:58 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: [/i][/b] at May 10, 2013 04:59 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 10, 2013 04:59 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:01 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: [/i][/b] at May 10, 2013 05:01 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:01 PM (96FyA)
>>>A little mayo, perhaps a lettuce leaf, but certainly no meat of any sort.
It should really be on Matzoh.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2013 05:01 PM (9bSUc)
A Rachel Corrie: flatbread, lox, avocado, thinly sliced red tomato, hummus, toasted in a sandwich press.
Posted by: Lemmenkainen, Freelance Warlord at May 10, 2013 05:02 PM (K1JW0)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon
===
On reconsideration, that's an excellent idea.
Posted by: Retread at May 10, 2013 05:02 PM (zxitI)
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2013 05:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Obamao at May 10, 2013 05:03 PM (JtyGg)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 09:01 PM (GEICT)
I didn't know ATC bottomed.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 10, 2013 05:03 PM (GRvW4)
Posted by: Obamao at May 10, 2013 09:03 PM (JtyGg)<<
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 05:04 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: wooga at May 10, 2013 05:05 PM (4fgmE)
Posted by: [/i][/b] at May 10, 2013 05:06 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 05:06 PM (hO8IJ)
I am a strong believer in Karma. His day will come and it won't be pretty.
Bank on it.
Unfortunately Karma works on its own time line and not the immediate ass kicking that we want.
Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2013 05:06 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 10, 2013 05:06 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: sven10077 at May 10, 2013 05:07 PM (LRFds)
Hey. Serious you guys. This it that fabled hill.
It seems each day I hear that next cog go click. This is truly alarming.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, more than a little alarmed at May 10, 2013 05:08 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:08 PM (96FyA)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 05:08 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 10, 2013 09:03 PM (GRvW4)
I'm a riddle mystery enigma, baby.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 05:10 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: waldo at May 10, 2013 05:10 PM (sXWmd)
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2013 05:10 PM (sdi6R)
I'll be hitting the liquor store after.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 10, 2013 05:11 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:11 PM (GEICT)
"I believe he is first generation Cuban immigrant. Just like your GOP spokesman."
I responded that I am not GOP, nor is Castro Cuban, but rather Puerto Rican. That was removed also.
Huff Po has become hard-core Goebbels. We *must* somehow gain access to LIV media.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2013 05:11 PM (aDwsi)
I don't care that he's 20 and underage. I care that he is too effing stupid to keep his arse out of the hoosegow.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 10, 2013 05:12 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 09:10 PM (Gk3SS)
Uh oh. Look out folks, she's been drinking. The ultimate Ginger....drunk.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 09:11 PM (GEICT)
ATC in sub-space .... Bunk. BRB.
Posted by: eastvalleyphx at May 10, 2013 05:13 PM (GRvW4)
Posted by: Guido at May 10, 2013 05:13 PM (NQq8e)
Oh pish posh, I'm not drunk.
brb getting a refill.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 05:13 PM (Gk3SS)
Yeah, got sidetracked, turned on the Brewers instead.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 05:14 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:14 PM (96FyA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:14 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: CAC at May 10, 2013 05:14 PM (bB4nx)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:15 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 05:15 PM (1BCCn)
Herb Alpert's "Spanish Flea":
http://youtu.be/UcAzR2QyPCI
Posted by: Chuck Woolly-Bully at May 10, 2013 05:15 PM (I88Jc)
Maaaaybe.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 05:16 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:16 PM (GEICT)
Now there's something you don't see every day at the HQ.
Huh.
Dimensional reflux.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 10, 2013 05:16 PM (4Mv1T)
>>This would not have happened had Qaddafy been in power. Period.
Obama was complicit in and facilitated the rape and murder of Quaddafy. This can't be repeated enough.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2013 05:16 PM (9bSUc)
Posted by: Tobacco Road
Went through the same thing with my son a year ago at age 16. Caught for drinking beer and smoking dope. I had to go through the whole court, counseling, DA meetings bullshit.
The highlight was when he had to do community service. I got a nice picture of him and his "buddies" picking up trash on the side of the road in their orange vests. A real Kodak moment.
He just got his first job and has seemed to straighten out.
When I was his age, we drank and smoked the herb but we were smart enough not to get caught. Geez, kids these days
Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2013 05:16 PM (EAgmr)
I know you used to live in Milwaukee so I assume you know where Hayward is. We still haven't been able to get our dock and boat in the water at our cabin yet - still iced over. Maybe next weekend.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 05:16 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:17 PM (96FyA)
So...
Who was it that put that language in the Immigration Bill mandating the Biometrics IDs?
The links don't say.
The link to the Wired article mentions that the ACLU doesn't like the idea.
Who was it that wanted this in the Bill?
Posted by: wheatie at May 10, 2013 05:17 PM (LxEHG)
Posted by: occam at May 10, 2013 05:17 PM (DAHhf)
I'm in ur dimension. Takin' ur pain meds.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 05:17 PM (Gk3SS)
I know. Very personal experience
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 08:58 PM (96FyA)
Absolutely true.
The mills of the gods grind slowly but they grind exceedingly fine.
Posted by: SurferDoc at May 10, 2013 05:17 PM (6H6FZ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 05:18 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:18 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 05:19 PM (1BCCn)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:20 PM (96FyA)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: lolmoron at May 10, 2013 05:20 PM (9bSUc)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:20 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 10, 2013 05:21 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: MTF at May 10, 2013 05:21 PM (+GpbP)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 05:22 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: Ragamuffin at May 10, 2013 05:22 PM (fzFF6)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 10, 2013 05:22 PM (+59Sn)
At least they didn't bust him for "underage". This morning in court they charged him $40 bail, 5 hours community service, and no charge on his record, no court costs, no other fine, according to him.
I told him he was lucky, and it's just a slap on the wrist. Wish it were the first time. Dumbass.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 10, 2013 05:22 PM (4Mv1T)
Hannity has on some sleazebag Democrat hack defending Victoria Nuland. He can't wipe the shit eating grin off his face, even when he mentions the four dead Americans. Scum.
But he's a patriot, he's wearing an American flag pin.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 10, 2013 05:22 PM (snnM4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:22 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:22 PM (96FyA)
Giant fiberglass muskie!! I've been there, a long time ago. One of teh guys who realized while dating me that he really wanted to marry a short blond woman who couldn't pick an integer out of a line-up of irrational numbers had family deer camp up north of there.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 05:23 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: ɔɐɔ at May 10, 2013 05:23 PM (bB4nx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 10, 2013 05:23 PM (jE38p)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 05:23 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:23 PM (GEICT)
"Obama IS the anti christ
Truly? I didn't expect that the Beast would be such a putz"
Right? I always figured the Beast would be a scratch golfer.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, more than a little alarmed at May 10, 2013 05:24 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Tami [/i] at May 10, 2013 05:24 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Cheri
^^^^^THIS^^^^ is what frustrates me so much about the shitbird that is named after me.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 10, 2013 05:25 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:25 PM (GEICT)
The newsies finally got a little ornery with Jay "Cousin Oliver" Carney a little....
the IRS is living down to our expectations and nanny Bloomby is a spy slinging asshole.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 10, 2013 05:25 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:26 PM (96FyA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 05:26 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 10, 2013 05:27 PM (pxDth)
"Garrett was there that night, but he left before the cops showed up."
-this line is in nearly every single one of my friend's - 'I got arrested', stories.
Posted by: garrett at May 10, 2013 05:27 PM (9bSUc)
Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at May 10, 2013 05:27 PM (Sptt8)
Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 05:27 PM (1BCCn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 05:28 PM (qyfb5)
the IRS is living down to our expectations and nanny Bloomby is a spy slinging asshole.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 10, 2013 09:25 PM (LRFds)
I caught bits and pieces of the Carney bro-ha-ha. What a dolt. Nice of the newsies to finally give him some shit....I guess if one of their own (ABC) says it's ok, they all follow.
I'm sending them all clown noses.
Posted by: Tami [/i] at May 10, 2013 05:29 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 05:29 PM (7vimm)
But he's a patriot,he's wearing an American flagpin. Posted by: Jim in Virginia
If you read some of the lib comments on Benghazi it will make you furious. These people are zombies for the JEF.
Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2013 05:29 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 05:29 PM (/7Xis)
I am not! I am entirely capable of multi ohhhhh squirrel!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 05:29 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:30 PM (96FyA)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at May 10, 2013 05:30 PM (/7Xis)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:30 PM (GEICT)
Eggsactly. My grandson loooooves the giant musky and all the other fiberglass fish in the fishing hall of fame there. He runs from fish to fish yelling "FISH!". Which is kinda what I do when I go to NW Ontario every year.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 05:30 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: Mætenloch at May 10, 2013 05:30 PM (pAlYe)
Now, come on, it is entirely obvious that this is all the fault of the Romney Administration.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 05:31 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:31 PM (96FyA)
Posted by: Dr Evil at May 10, 2013 05:31 PM (1BCCn)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 05:31 PM (7vimm)
So did it repost?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 10, 2013 05:32 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 09:14 PM (GEICT)
There is the problem with living in AZ. By the time I get home from work, all you East Coast bastids are deep in your cups. I have to drink twice as fast to catch up.
Okay, problem may not be the right word. But dammit, it takes a bit to catch up.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at May 10, 2013 05:32 PM (ial2b)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:32 PM (GEICT)
I was inside all day.
Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at May 10, 2013 09:27 PM (Sptt
I was running around like a chicken with it's head cut off getting ready for a broker open house. Then I got to drive around in the car for a couple of hours with crazy dog. I *thought* the crazy cat would be ok if we left her here....she usually just hides from strangers. Got a call from our broker to 'come get the cat....she's hissing at people and won't let them in your bedroom.' LOL!
The good news is that a couple looked at the house today too and may be making an offer....we'll see. They are definitely interested. There broker called our with questions, i.e., 'What fixtures will you be leaving?'. If that happens, we will be heading your way sooner than we thought.
Posted by: Tami [/i] at May 10, 2013 05:33 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 05:33 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Cheri
-----------------
They are bereft of any morality or values that compel them to be intellectually or morally honest. Their god is their socio-political philosophy, which is an epistemological void, but since they have been protected from the harsh realities, they cling to it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2013 05:33 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: [/i][/b] at May 10, 2013 05:36 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Bu Yao at May 10, 2013 05:36 PM (QrLtW)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at May 10, 2013 05:36 PM (XvrTA)
I thought you were anti a 70's vibe.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 05:36 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 10, 2013 05:36 PM (snnM4)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 05:37 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:38 PM (96FyA)
Posted by: CAC at May 10, 2013 05:39 PM (bB4nx)
Kind of OT, if such a thing exists on a thread like this, my wife asked me, "Did you hear all the planes flying around last night?"
I said no, but then I recalled hearing a small prop-driven plane the night before.
And today I hear about the Quincy Mass. plane thing, and now I'm all paranoid.
Drones are much quieter, inaudible, really, or so I hear. So, should I be ascared? Are they dusting us with happy gas? Would that be a bad thing?
FYI, I'm in NoCo.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, more than a little alarmed at May 10, 2013 05:39 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 10, 2013 05:39 PM (pxDth)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 05:39 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 10, 2013 05:39 PM (/djtm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 10, 2013 05:39 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at May 10, 2013 05:40 PM (XvrTA)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 05:40 PM (SCTXH)
Lol. Awesome.
I'd love to go back up there sometime. But if I take vacation, the terrorists win.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ drinking tequila at May 10, 2013 05:40 PM (hO8IJ)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:41 PM (ZnJWq)
Hey now. The bride just brought me another gin and tonic. That is unusual. What does this mean? 'Ettes - help me out.
Looks like you'll be catching, tonight.
Posted by: Style Guide Says... at May 10, 2013 05:41 PM (9bSUc)
the new SCOAMF style guide says "terrorists winning only applies in vega$-go to Chicago Flak vests provided at the hotel good luck you're on your own."
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 10, 2013 05:41 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Bu Yao at May 10, 2013 09:36 PM (QrLtW)
I believe the prevailing opinion is Let It Burn. Personally, it's my second choice after SMOD.
Posted by: mugiwara at May 10, 2013 05:41 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 09:40 PM (SCTXH)
Have you seen your credit cards recently?
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 05:41 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 05:42 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: rickl at May 10, 2013 05:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CAC at May 10, 2013 05:42 PM (bB4nx)
Posted by: fluffy at May 10, 2013 05:42 PM (1BCCn)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, more than a little alarmed at May 10, 2013 05:43 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 09:41 PM (Gk3SS)<<
Thats not it. She is a farm girl. She has trouble spending money on anything.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 05:44 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: Waterhouse at May 10, 2013 05:44 PM (HVDXN)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:44 PM (ZnJWq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:45 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 05:45 PM (qyfb5)
I married one of those 25 years ago. And she's not bringing me any drinks, but she doesn't spend any money either.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 10, 2013 05:46 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:46 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: mallfly at May 10, 2013 05:46 PM (jDjlM)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 10, 2013 05:47 PM (/djtm)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 09:44 PM (SCTXH)
Hmmm. Maybe she just loves you and wants to do something nice for you for no reason.
No. That can't be it.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 05:47 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 05:48 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:48 PM (ZnJWq)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 10, 2013 05:48 PM (MhA4j)
I believe the prevailing horde position is "fuck them"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 10, 2013 09:44 PM (LRFds)
Well yeah, but that's pretty much the catch-all prevailing horde position.
Posted by: mugiwara at May 10, 2013 05:49 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 10, 2013 09:46 PM (4Mv1T)<<
Yeah, she usually doesn't bring drinks either. My working theory is that she is trying to make me too sleepy to make a pass at her later.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 05:49 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 10, 2013 05:49 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:49 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 05:49 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: mugiwara at May 10, 2013 05:49 PM (hpYnL)
Posted by: Muad'dib
Have you checked the car for dents? Your credit card balance? Bank account?
That's what it usually means at my house.
Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2013 05:50 PM (EAgmr)
518: Simpson Mazzoli Act back in 1986 was going to solve the illegal immigration issue. It was amnesty for anyone then in the country, combined with a requirement to provide proof of citizenship to be hired at any job. That's working out real well.
We don't need biometric IDs to end illegal immigration; and IDs alone won't fix the problem, anymore than new gun laws will stop the next Newtown. The only way any immigration rules will work is if we have the will to enforce them. Serious enforcement will look ugly: FBI agents entrapping Harry Homeowner as he tries to pick up day labor at the Home Depot, INS raids on employers, sob stories of families being deported. Everyone in Congress wants to talk about immigration reform but nobody expects we will actually do something about it.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at May 10, 2013 05:51 PM (snnM4)
well "yeah" general rule of thumb and why part of me sincerely mourns the loss of Tedster and Bobby Byrd but Schumer is filling their old shoes ably....
if a bill gives a democrat a hard on lasting more than 4 cycles....
burn the goddamned bill up
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 10, 2013 05:51 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 10, 2013 05:51 PM (9bSUc)
Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2013 05:51 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at May 10, 2013 05:51 PM (MhA4j)
What could possibly go wrong?
After all, if you have nothing to hide...you won't mind that GPS chip we've implanted...
Posted by: GGE Welcomes Our Demolition Man Overlords at May 10, 2013 05:52 PM (xHpBW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:52 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:52 PM (ZnJWq)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 10, 2013 05:53 PM (/djtm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:53 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, elsewhere at May 10, 2013 05:53 PM (m9V0o)
No. That can't be it.<<
Right, I think my theory is better.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 05:54 PM (SCTXH)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 10, 2013 05:54 PM (5HrB1)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 10, 2013 05:54 PM (piMMO)
Posted by: sTevo at May 10, 2013 05:55 PM (VMcEw)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 10, 2013 05:55 PM (ZnJWq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 05:56 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: derit at May 10, 2013 05:56 PM (I88Jc)
Sweet! I take back what I said. Can you live blog the kilt?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 10, 2013 05:56 PM (SCTXH)
Too old and tired. On the phone with out of state police departments and all last night
If you are keeping score on kids, like me. You got one Cain, and one Able. Like me.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 10, 2013 05:56 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: White House Spokeshole at May 10, 2013 05:57 PM (Vk2pI)
Yup...the mules and donk civil servants are legitimately trying to spin this as "arguing it was the video was a good judgement call...no serious YOU GUYS!"
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 10, 2013 05:57 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 05:58 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at May 10, 2013 05:58 PM (wR+pz)
I don't care who you are, that right there is funny.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2013 05:58 PM (OevbG)
Crap. Another drone above the house. Means more future citizens crossing the border hoping to win the amnesty lottery.
And hopefully none of my neighbors get attacked for their vehicular contrivances.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at May 10, 2013 05:58 PM (ial2b)
No ampersands. I vaguely recall Firefox being much more drunk-girl friendly with AoSHQ. Is this still the case?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, more than a little alarmed at May 10, 2013 05:59 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 09:46 PM (GEICT)
Excellent! *rubs hands together* I got here just in time then...
I am in skating rink hell, Boy is actively ignoring me while he butters up the girls. Looks like, contrary to every piece of advice I've ever given him, he's going for the redhead.
I'm so proud.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 10, 2013 05:59 PM (60GWN)
http://tinyurl.com/clmo7nz Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)
Oh hello.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 05:59 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: White House Spokeshole at May 10, 2013 06:00 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 10, 2013 06:00 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: filbert the Whig at May 10, 2013 06:00 PM (7vimm)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, more than a little alarmed at May 10, 2013 06:01 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 06:02 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 10, 2013 06:02 PM (4Mv1T)
@618. Crud.
I do recall having that capability at one time. Need to put on my Joe Biden thinking cap.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, more than a little alarmed at May 10, 2013 06:03 PM (6rcHp)
Posted by: Muad'dib
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Have you considered that she wants to get you drunk and have her way with you?
Delusions go well with gin and tonic. Or so I'm told.
Posted by: Retread at May 10, 2013 06:03 PM (zxitI)
Posted by: General Martok at May 10, 2013 06:04 PM (Vk2pI)
Posted by: buzzion at May 10, 2013 06:04 PM (LI48c)
The wife's friend's status ends with "Sure hope she can get that tooth fixed" with a pic of her hand with a big gash in it.
AWESOME. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 10:02 PM (GEICT)
Hell. Yeah.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Take us away. at May 10, 2013 06:04 PM (Gk3SS)
Yup I'm 40 what a brave new world Jlisters in my 60s may be...
assuming I make it that long...
been having a weird pain in the top of my head below the skull today.
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 10, 2013 06:05 PM (LRFds)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 06:07 PM (GEICT)
Yeah, we can hear the drones. The USBP drones (Predator B) launch from Libby Army Air Field 14 miles NW of me. They max out at about 10k feet above the house (around 15k ASL). They aren't loud, but we live in a quiet rural area that allows for any aircraft to be heard. That includes ultra-lights that cartels fly up here (one dropped a load just 2.5 miles west of me several weeks ago).
My thermal Scout monocular sees them without problem.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at May 10, 2013 06:08 PM (ial2b)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 10, 2013 09:56 PM (GEICT)
right click...save as...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 10, 2013 06:09 PM (jF/0u)
AWESOME. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk
I love it!
Posted by: Cheri at May 10, 2013 06:27 PM (EAgmr)
Posted by: Rich Fader at May 10, 2013 07:09 PM (dt8Su)
Posted by: Bwoston Stwong at May 10, 2013 07:11 PM (+kznc)
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at May 10, 2013 07:57 PM (TQOZk)
Posted by: Chromoly Man at May 10, 2013 11:31 PM (DF1T9)
While I realize this violates the Godwin (?) rule, I have to ask why no one has drawn the comparison to Nazi tatoos of Jews?
Gov't ought *not* have the power to identify, track and therefore control us as citizens.
Posted by: CAPT Mike at May 10, 2013 11:47 PM (DiQnH)
Posted by: I'm lighting my torch now... at May 10, 2013 11:49 PM (ULH4o)
Posted by: Emperor O-bah-muhh at May 11, 2013 03:53 AM (oIV1K)
Posted by: IdahoGunnar at May 11, 2013 06:11 AM (xfsiz)
"a massive federal database administered by the Department of Homeland Security and containing names, ages, Social Security numbers and photographs of everyone in the country with a driverÂ’s license or other state-issued photo ID."
In other words, it has absolutely no effect on democrat voters.
Posted by: mrt721 at May 11, 2013 08:03 AM (aTlba)
Posted by: Chromoly Man at May 11, 2013 08:10 PM (DF1T9)
Posted by: Jeffery A. Hof at May 12, 2013 04:05 AM (Gsqbn)
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