August 28, 2013
— JohnE. After the 2012 election, it became pretty clear that the RNC had fallen badly behind Democrats in their digital and marketing abilities. In an effort to change that, this past June the RNC hired Andy Barkett, who had been working at Facebook. Andy took some time to speak with me last week and answer some questions about the RNC's new digital direction.
JE: What was your previous position with Facebook and how long were you there?
AB: I was there for over two and half years. I think I started in December of 2010 or January of 2011. Around Christmas, right around that time. I was a senior manager of production engineering, which is an infrastructure engineering group.
JE: What, specifically, is your technical background?
AB: I have an extensive technical background, as a software engineer, as a systems engineer. I was a software engineer at a start-up in the semiconductor industry a long time ago. I worked at Google on the infrastructure side building data centers and designing networks. I worked at a consumer electronics company called Livescribe for a while designing hardware and software. Also hardware, embedded software and web software all in one big system. You can think about it almost like an iTunes type system where you have an iPod, iTunes and then a store that goes with it. The product was actually called Livescribe and it's a device that was sold at Best Buy and Target and a bunch of other places.
So, I'm a big nerd. Basically.
JE: Do you have an interest in politics in general and do you have any particular interest in conservative and Republican politics or is this just a new opportunity for you?
AB: Oh, I'm certainly committed to the cause. I've not been very active in politics, but ever since I took an economics class, I've been a Republican. I studied political science and economics in college at the University of California Berkeley. I also, later, got an MBA at UC Davis and I studied economics more there, including behavioral economics and behavioral finance. Through all of that, especially the economics, I came to believe very much in limited government, lower taxes and a role for government for making markets work instead of interfering with them. Those were the core issues that started me down the path of being a Republican.
JE: What do you think are some realistic goals for the GOP moving towards the 2016 election in terms of matching Democrats in their technical and digital abilities?
AB: Well, first, I'd say we're going to be working on things for the 2014 midterms, but whether it's in 2014 or 2016, I think a realistic goal for us is to move the needle and do a little better with the under-30 crowd. So definitely work on doing a better job reaching those people who are moving around, going to college, relocating to different states. Maybe they don't have a land line, maybe they don't have a permanent mailing address. We didn't do a great job of communicating to some of those people the last time, so that's definitely a goal. Also, another one is to move the needle in some of the niche markets. So, if it ends up being, y'know, Filipino people who speak Tagalog in Daly City, California, that's a group that we need to do a better job of communicating with. If there's a group of Protestants who are willing to support a candidate in upstate New York, but haven't historically been actively engaged Republicans, we need to do a better job of finding that group first, then engaging them.
So, I think the way I would measure it is two things. How we do with under-30 voters and how we do with getting really specific in reaching a lot of very targeted groups within the country. JE: A lot was made of Team Obama's micro-targeting operation and the ability to find and market to people on a very small, local level. Has there been an effort to reproduce this and then expand it at the RNC?
AB: Yeah, we're definitely doing that. We've talked about and we've begun to work on a mass customized model. The Obama team got down to where they could target smaller and smaller niche. We want to go further. We want to have a model of every single individual. So if that individual person has clicked on an email from us and said that they care about a particular issue, if we've knocked on their door and asked them a question, we want to understand every single one of those people on a personal level and know how to communicate with each one of them. So, where we want to get to is that when we send out an email blast, that email is customized to each recipient.
JE: Some of the post-election criticism focused on the campaign's satisfaction with "hitting their numbers", sending out a certain number of mailers that tend to get tossed straight in the trash and other raw number metrics. Do you feel as though the RNC is coming to understand the importance of analytics, tracking and evaluation so that they can gauge the effectiveness of these various programs?
AB: Yeah, I think they do. I don't know about in the past since I wasn't here, but I think that right now there's a lot of will and it may come partly from having lost in 2012. There's a lot of political will, all the way up to the chairman of the RNC and even with some of our friends at the other committees and other places. There's a lot of will to do this a lot better, and they're understanding now that we need to take somewhat of a different approach than how we've done it in the past. We're still going to work with some of the same vendors that we've been working with, but we're going to make sure that as we work with them, we're able to implement this deep targeting based on real analysis. More data-driven decision making about what's effective and what isn't effective in campaigning.
JE: One of the major successes in Obama's 2012 campaign was how easy they made it to donate. Has there been any effort to streamline the donation process, making it easier to donate more often, in smaller amounts and through non-traditional payment gateways?
AB: Yes, there definitely is. We're already working on projects in that area including the ability to donate right through your cellphone bill and other features like that. So, we haven't released it yet, but those are things we are actively working on right now.
JE: Outside of Facebook and Twitter, what is the RNC looking to do to expand their influence and reach into other social media and online communities?
AB: We're looking to partner with Google and LinkedIn, for example. Both on the social media side and also on the advertising and targeting side. We really want to help people do more efficient targeting of online advertising to very niche groups. So, on Facebook you could do custom lists where you can target an actual specific set of people, which has a minimum group number of about a thousand people. On Google, we're going to be able to do very good geographic and language-based targeting of ads. So we would like to make it as simple as giving the campaign a button that says "How do I reach, for example, Hindi speakers in Fairfax County?" They should be able to click a button and it'll say, "For $397, we can reach approximately 2,000 people that fit this criteria", and it just does it. That's something that we want to make a lot easier. I was talking to some folks over at Google this week, actually, about how we can accomplish this. I have meetings with Facebook, Twitter and Microsoft coming up. We'll be working with all of the tech community crowd in advertising, search, analytics, social media, all of those areas.
JE: Another area Obama's team really excelled in was rapid response. After the "Big Bird" debate, they were able to rush out a video the next day mocking Romney on YouTube along with ads on Facebook. Do you think the RNC is going to have both the staff and the structure in place to be able to pull off this type of response as well?
AB: Yeah, we actually already have some good guys at the RNC who produce the videos. I think what we lack right now is the tools to effectively target who we share those things with. We do send them out to some people now, but not enough and not targeted well enough. We're going to work on improving that. I'm pretty confident that we'll continue to create good content and probably do even more of it. We'll also help the campaigns, who will have their own staff creating those types of things and give them better tools to get the message out as well. What we're doing is both to help the RNC as a committee, but also to help the campaigns the RNC works with.
JE: That sort of leads into my next question. There has been in the past the tendency for the candidate, once they secure the nomination, to almost completely take over the digital and GOTV efforts. As we saw with Romney's campaign in 2012, this didn't exactly work out as well as expected. Is the RNC trying to maintain more of a leadership role after the candidate is chosen, specifically on the digital side?
AB: Once the candidate is chosen, they're the boss and we're going to support that candidate. The way I look at it is by the time that candidate is chosen, which I hope will be earlier than in the past, we should be handing them the keys to a tank that's already gassed up and full of ammunition with a trained and experienced crew. What I don't want to be handing them is a bunch of problems. So, I think that, to use you words, we're taking a leadership role in the sense that the day that candidate is chosen as the nominee, they should already be in full digital campaign swing. They shouldn't need to change anything. They should just need to keep going and use our tools to increase what they're doing. That's the way that I view success, that if they take over that day and say "thank you very much, we'll keep using what you've got", then I've done a good job.
JE: I'm not sure if you're aware of Howard Dean's "Fifty State Strategy". It took some time to develop since he started it around the 2004 election cycle, but it's performed very well in the last two cycles. Republicans have been quite successful recently on the state and local level, is the RNC trying to build on that success in hopes of transferring it to success on the national level?
AB: Yes, we are. One of the things that we haven't done well enough in the past is we have gone out and knocked on someone's door and used our huge number of volunteers that help the Republican Party and used all of our campaigns that have done an excellent job in many of the states and we talked to a lot of voters and learned a lot about them. What we haven't done well, is that then once that campaign is over, we've sort of forgotten what we learned about that voter or about that person. What we want to do is we want to get better at having a long-term relationship with those voters in every state. So, it'll be a long distance relationship with people that are far away from Washington, D.C., but the person that they're interacting with should still be a volunteer that's knocking on their door right in front of them. What we really want to do is get better at using that great volunteer force that we have and extending and leveraging the value of what they learn about the voters beyond the election that they're volunteering on and be able to build up an understanding of that person's preferences. How they want to be communicated with, what they care about and remember that over time. That way those voters can feel like they're having this relationship with a party that cares about and understands them consistently year after year.
JE: Are you looking towards the explosion in the growth of mobile in recent years as the best opportunity to leapfrog the Democrats digitally?
AB: Yes. Mobile is the key thing. When I was at Facebook, we were working on what Mark [Zuckerberg] announced [last Wednesday]. They're trying to find ways to bring broadband experiences to billions of people around the world who primarily use mobile devices to access the internet. Luckily, in my job, I only have to worry about 300 million people, not billions. But even among these 300 million people, there's obviously an increasing move towards smartphones as the primary communication device. Also the primary device for receiving news and other content, so certainly that's a major thing we're going to tackle from every angle. We want people to be able to donate on their phones, we want them to be able to take surveys on their phones, we want to be able to communicate with them both directions through the smartphone. Make sure our web pages are formatted for mobile. It's going to permeate every dimension of what we do.
JE: Finally, how are you liking the job so far?
AB: Well, it's a lot different, I will tell you that. I'm not used to having such a big office. At Facebook, I had the same size desk as Mark and here I have a big office. I don't know what to do with it. So, there are differences but so far I really like it. The best thing so far is the people at the RNC. I kind of expected a bunch of stuffy old guys and it's not like that at all. I mean, Raffi Williams is sitting here next to me, who is a young minority guy, and everyone I've met here is actually really cool. That was a pleasant surprise and it was invigorating for me because I got here and there were a lot of people within the building at the RNC who were eager to help me find better ways to solve some of these problems. It wasn't what I was expecting. It wasn't a bunch of old white guys who were resistant to change.
Big thanks to Raffi Williams, The RNC's Deputy Press Secretary, for setting up the interview and thanks to Andy for taking some time to speak with me. You can follow them here on Twitter:
Andy Barkett: @abarkett
Raffi Williams: @RaffiWilliams
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Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 11:53 AM (WjLUf)
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2013 11:54 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 11:54 AM (WjLUf)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: sonnyspats at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (N3Al8)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (/PCJa)
I think that is what everyone thought, but as it turns out the Obamanites were illegally using every government agency in Washington and throughout the nation to spy on people, intimidate them, and to gather data.
I no longer think the Obama campaign was that good at the computer call out data shit. Hell, they aren't worth a shit for anything else why would this be any different?
Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (zZbNF)
Posted by: Y-not is so over it at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (5H6zj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 03:53 PM (WjLUf)
Has the judge ruled yet? The last I saw was that we only had the "recommendation" from the jury.
Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (zZbNF)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (+lsX1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (WjLUf)
Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (vGlNi)
What, he just gave up the rotary dial phone for a touch-tone?
Posted by: real joe at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (oCMMr)
They're going to call it Twaddle.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (kaGpp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (WjLUf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 11:58 AM (WjLUf)
All these gimmicks they have come up with are hurting them. Especially this amnesty bullshit.
Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 11:59 AM (zZbNF)
/s
Posted by: Y-not is so over it at August 28, 2013 03:56 PM (5H6zj)
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They'll make sure that McCain and his wife Lindsey will be writing all the FB editorials.
Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 11:59 AM (vGlNi)
You want to have a fun night?
Get yourself a hypodermic needle, some Vodka, a case of Capri Sun and a copy of Raffi's Greatest Hits.
Posted by: Harry Reid at August 28, 2013 12:00 PM (4xoq5)
2nd, we have to do the Hasan sentencing.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 12:00 PM (/IWYB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at August 28, 2013 12:00 PM (UU4IQ)
Posted by: Scont at August 28, 2013 12:00 PM (pCuII)
So the judge hasn't ruled yet.
I posted all the impediments we have to go through to actually execute him on two threads down. There are a LOT.
Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (zZbNF)
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Which raises the question of what the SOP for military execution is these days. FWIW, I'm OK with hanging, though the evergeen firing squad has a lot of traditional appeal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Just Askin' at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (OdRb8)
So the RNC are buying TR80's to reach the the LIV's.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (L9Mr/)
The same Google that's partnered with OFA?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ in an open office about to go catshit on cow-orkers at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (/kI1Q)
You have to love people who serenely proffer up complex technological explanations for simple nontechnological failures.
Here's how 2012 shook out on the nontechnological side, the purely political side.
The Democrats put forth a massively liberal candidate who utterly overjoyed and energized the liberal base, who turned out in droves (plus of course the usual array of illegals and corpses voting too).
The Republicans put forth an anodyne plastic android who claimed to be "severely conservative" but who had an actual record of being anything but that, including having created the prototype for his liberal opponent's hated statist health plan. This confused and demoralized the conservative base, many of whom simply stayed home, not having been offered a clear choice to their taste on Election Day.
No matter how many petaflops of processing and how many petabytes of storage and how many clever Big Data algorithms are mining away on the electorate, it's impossible to get away from fundamental thematic incoherence in a campaign.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2013 12:02 PM (gqT4g)
that statement actually means "of course we must have a central bank, anything else is crazy talk"
never trust a central banker or the greedy fools that support them.
Posted by: Shoey at August 28, 2013 12:02 PM (Y7jCH)
Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 03:59 PM (vGlNi)
I honestly think we have a good chance of getting rid of Nancy Boy this time. Check the link at the Morning News thread.
Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 12:02 PM (zZbNF)
This Brave New World? Sucks. Not that. I have Opinions. Or anything. *koff*
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 12:05 PM (VtjlW)
But it was a great interview while it was up. However, once it finally escapes from the "unpublish" bin I do look forward to the usually roll-call of malcontents shrieking about how this guy is Establishment Scum and the RNC are sellouts who can't be trusted, etc. etc.
Posted by: Jeff B., what has finally had it with this RINO shit at August 28, 2013 12:08 PM (n/+FT)
2nd, we have to do the Hasan sentencing.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 04:00 PM (/IWYB)
Damn Ace...you crack me up. Meatball?? Yea I know, this post isn't gonna show cuz this post has been dissapeared by now.....
Posted by: unmasked lurker at August 28, 2013 12:12 PM (mGxpF)
Posted by: Unagi at August 28, 2013 12:16 PM (ajhea)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 28, 2013 12:39 PM (pginn)
Posted by: Unagi
ouch.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 01:37 PM (SX6wc)
Posted by: Lady Billingsgate (of the North) at August 28, 2013 01:37 PM (kMeUK)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 01:38 PM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: Reince Priebus at August 28, 2013 01:39 PM (8ZskC)
Yeh, that's got WIN written all over it
/sarc
Posted by: kbdabear at August 28, 2013 01:40 PM (/9IC1)
Posted by: dandolo at August 28, 2013 01:40 PM (0XBx+)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 01:40 PM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: Reince Priebus at August 28, 2013 05:39 PM (8ZskC)
Snerk.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 01:40 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Lady Billingsgate (of the North) at August 28, 2013 05:37 PM (kMeUK)
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Werd. The root cause of the problem is people that work for a living are being overrun by people that vote for their living.
A million "likes" on Facebook aint changing that.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2013 01:43 PM (nELVU)
Maybe now they can rent a backbone.
Posted by: dandolo at August 28, 2013 05:40 PM (0XBx+)
What and ruin their relationship the O?
Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 28, 2013 01:43 PM (MnSla)
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 01:44 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 01:44 PM (NqxXc)
Posted by: Keyser Soze at August 28, 2013 01:45 PM (omBWL)
You know,
Something I noticed team Obama was good at was tracking how many of those mailers got a response.
It's not that hard, you give each a reasonably specific webpage (www.RNC.com/issuename)
and see how many people go there. And you get a rough idea of what percentage of your mailers worked and what percentage didn't.
Team O did this, they had web addresses for fucking everything.
Team RNC, not so much. All the web addresses were the main ones.
Posted by: tsrblke at August 28, 2013 01:45 PM (GaqMa)
This Brave New World? Sucks.
Not that. I have Opinions. Or anything. *koff*
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 04:05 PM
Your bra strap on your left shoulder is slipping down
Posted by: The NSA at August 28, 2013 01:46 PM (/9IC1)
The DNC owns the FBI, DEA, NEA, NSA, CIA, and IRS and the RNC thinks it's going to get it's message out? Bwahahahaha!
The 2014 and 2016 elections have been fixed for quite some time now.
Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 01:47 PM (vGlNi)
"New York University is partnering with a sex toy shop to host a series of workshops aimed at teaching 'queer students and alumni' how to better perform oral sex and engage in 'strap-on play.'”
"The events, sponsored by the prominent school’s LGBTQ Center, are titled 'Oral Sex Tips,' 'Sex Toys 101' and 'Strap-On Play.'”
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 01:51 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Golfman back in NC at August 28, 2013 01:51 PM (/djtm)
I wonder if the Obama campaign was "that good" at technology or we have been snowed. It was too uncanny that everywhere - everywhere - that Republicans should have won by small margins, the Dems pulled it out. If the Repubs don't go after voting fraud and voting machines -- it is true that our computer voting is counted in Spain? -- the Repubs are cooked. Voting machines must have a paper trail. IN NO OTHER WAY can votes be verified if there are questions and challenges. The RNC is pretty stupid, IMHO, if they think that the only important task is just to work harder and smarter and tighter and more. If you are being defrauded, nothing works.
Anyway, I don't give the ignorant and big government-Republicans a rat's chance....
I will work for anyone intelligent and with integrity. That means not a single Democrat (which I used to be) and very few Republicans (parents were, I couldn't stomach their party's choices except Reagan and Eisenhower). Please, let some good guys and gals surface and be given the support to defeat the establishment from both parties.
Posted by: pyromancer76 at August 28, 2013 01:52 PM (lkzqA)
My guess is that they just can't take any more.
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 01:53 PM (XUKZU)
"Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLakgUosAsM
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2013 01:53 PM (gqT4g)
Posted by: Madge at August 28, 2013 01:53 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 01:54 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Y-not at August 28, 2013 01:54 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 01:56 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2013 01:56 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: T. at August 28, 2013 01:57 PM (PiTdT)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 01:57 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: TC at August 28, 2013 01:57 PM (ygAxO)
What Our Empress said.
These blithering idiots may, one day, waken to the simple fact that their national message is far more important than anything they think they need to do on the technological front. Only when they start thinking, speaking and acting in the best interests of the majority of Americans will they start to win elections.
We're all familiar with the many times this party has ignored the will of the people and caved in to the Prog/Coms on the Left (which is everyone in the Dim party).
Hey GOP: you want to generate some interest? Howzabout being a real opposition party and start standing up against amnesty for illegals. Stand up for capitalism and a robust economy. Start standing up for freedom and against the NSA's expensive and unnecessary surveillance of innocent Americans. Call for prosecutions and firings of anyone in this administration caught violating any part of our Constitution.
Show some spine. People will come looking for you and you can save all this time, energy, and money micro-targeting voters.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 28, 2013 01:57 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Y-not at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (vGlNi)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (2up3Q)
Posted by: bob_oso at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (lHTEq)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (NqxXc)
Posted by: Country Singer at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (NLfPJ)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2013 01:59 PM (pD6KQ)
The GOP is officially the RINO Party of Stupid. Let It Burn.
Posted by: Strife at August 28, 2013 01:59 PM (Ul1S7)
First get the kids to hate the democratic party as much as they do the GOP, than work on getting them to appreciate republicanism over time as they get older and wiser.
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 28, 2013 01:59 PM (UypUQ)
Soooo... partner with Google... who then GIVES all your info to the enemy...
wow.... just..... dumb...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2013 01:59 PM (lZBBB)
True or not, I just don't get the reliance "everyone" is getting on acquiring the latest/greatest method of marketing in politics.
What was the most important vote we had where things supposedly went so terribly wrong? The presidential. It wasn't any other vote. It was the top slot that mattered at least as far as coverage and worry. Who the hell needs someone to tell them who and what matters for this particular position and whether he should show up to vote? Why would identifying and badgering me (aka the voter) from zero to infinite degree by whatever method be so GD important?
See, this isn't about "getting out the vote." This is about Americans as an "informed", active voting class sucking and actually saying to themselves - en masse - "You know, this Barack fellow is doing such a fine job, I think I'd like for him to kick me in the gonads for another four years." It's also about a political class/industry that must rehabilitate itself in some way because it lost and there's a job and lifestyle that needs to be retained. A scapegoat, ANY scapegoat, is needed to give hope to monied interests that next time, they'll have the answers (since they identified the problem) and to please keep financing their machine.
IOW a majority of Americans are comfortable reinforcing our galloping Statism and the political industry is vying for the best ways to give it to them while trying to insulate themselves (with high-paying jobs and contacts) from the shackles of that very State.
Forget "marketing". Americans (on the whole) asked for all the sh*t that's raining down. They didn't need some fancy get out the vote apparatus to get them out (at least for the presidential vote). I simply don't believe that. America wanted this. And now we're getting it good and hard.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2013 02:00 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2013 02:01 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: T. at August 28, 2013 02:01 PM (PiTdT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2013 02:01 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 02:01 PM (Fauor)
wow.... just..... dumb... Posted by: Romeo13
Aw jeez, fella. Why on earth would they go and do that? That would not be honest.
Say, you up for some Candy Crush? It's so awesome! *pees a little*
Posted by: Andy Barkett at August 28, 2013 02:02 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 02:03 PM (HDgX3)
Let's hope the world is still here when I get back. Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Did the microwave ding already?
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 02:03 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2013 02:04 PM (qyfb5)
It's blocking my view of the Sun, so I'm going to blow it up.
Posted by: Marvin the Martian at August 28, 2013 02:04 PM (JawqV)
In case Joe Biden shows up and blasts the other one through your door with a shotgun.
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 02:05 PM (NqxXc)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2013 06:04 PM (qyfb5)
-- You are correct sir!
Thank you for saying what I was going to say
Fuck the RNC
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 28, 2013 02:05 PM (R8hU8)
I'd like that on a bumper-sticker, please. 'Cause it's worth repeating.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2013 02:06 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2013 02:06 PM (pD6KQ)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:07 PM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2013 02:07 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: jeannebodine at August 28, 2013 02:07 PM (KLWgj)
We won independents by double digits in 2012, Bush actually lost the independent vote in 2004, but his Republican get out the vote overcame it to beat Kerry.
Had just the same Republicans showed up in 2004, Romney would have won a landslide election.
I would love there to be a good answer to this, but if it's some combination of "they sat it out on purpose" than we have bigger problems than technology.
Posted by: McAdams at August 28, 2013 02:08 PM (mMTNe)
Posted by: Jonny McC at August 28, 2013 02:08 PM (0XBx+)
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 02:09 PM (HDgX3)
Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at August 28, 2013 02:10 PM (/sohm)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2013 02:10 PM (yKTI2)
Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2013 02:10 PM (O/fK8)
would be available ONLY to Democrats? If so, what do you suppose that
means the GOP is getting?
Posted by: jeannebodine at August 28, 2013 06:07 PM (KLWgj)
Shouldn't be a problem, since many of the GOP act like Democrats anyway.
Posted by: Retread at August 28, 2013 02:11 PM (Oz+LZ)
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You can have any color of car you want as long as it's black and progressive.
- Shit Henry Ford Said
Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 02:11 PM (XUKZU)
Obama: US has 'concluded' that Syrian government carried out chemical weapons attack
Somebody's putting on his big-boy pants!
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 02:12 PM (SX6wc)
Posted by: Tillicum the Low Information Killer Whale at August 28, 2013 02:12 PM (nbGZj)
Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at August 28, 2013 06:11 PM (tWmgi)
Funny, yet sad and true.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 02:12 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:13 PM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: Skynet at August 28, 2013 02:13 PM (MMC8r)
Its not like they'd leak all your shit to the Democrats.
Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 28, 2013 02:14 PM (2BHYC)
Obama: US has 'concluded' that Syrian government carried out chemical weapons attack
Somebody's putting on his big-boy
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 02:14 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: No There There at August 28, 2013 02:14 PM (rCS6C)
Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2013 02:14 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Golfman back in NC at August 28, 2013 02:15 PM (F1n4d)
Posted by: zsasz at August 28, 2013 02:15 PM (MMC8r)
Don't forget us.
Posted by: the NSA at August 28, 2013 02:15 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: mpcarter at August 28, 2013 02:15 PM (9cYOY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 06:14 PM (lVPtV)
PUT A BIKE HELMET ON HIM! HE'S GOING INTO BATTLE!
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 28, 2013 02:15 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 02:16 PM (NqxXc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 02:17 PM (lVPtV)
GOTV is about shoe leather, not fucking tweets.
Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 28, 2013 02:17 PM (2BHYC)
I nominate DUGONG. Unless CANDIRU is available. Then I nominate that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2013 02:18 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:19 PM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: zsasz at August 28, 2013 02:19 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2013 02:19 PM (ezakM)
Posted by: and irresolute at August 28, 2013 02:20 PM (2qM95)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2013 02:21 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2013 02:21 PM (yKTI2)
Posted by: zsasz at August 28, 2013 02:21 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2013 06:20 PM (8ZskC)
pace yourself- it's a long way to 2016 and you don't want dain bramage
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 28, 2013 02:22 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2013 06:21 PM (ezakM)
aw man now I gotta pith
Posted by: Jones in CO at August 28, 2013 02:22 PM (8sCoq)
Cheap offshore code monkeys can do that...poorly.
Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 28, 2013 02:22 PM (2BHYC)
Posted by: RNC's Teechnical Understanding at August 28, 2013 02:23 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at August 28, 2013 02:23 PM (a0o+l)
I have only the vaguest notion of those devices and I'm "in" computing. My real concern is, "Which of those items makes the best target from my porch?" And "How many rounds do I need to get it off my lawn?"
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2013 02:23 PM (eHIJJ)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:23 PM (Tnlh/)
I guess Newark's one of those cities with so much extra money it doesn't know what to do with it all...
Plus they've caught all the criminals, so there's no crime.
And everybody has a good job.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 28, 2013 02:23 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 28, 2013 02:24 PM (2BHYC)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2013 02:24 PM (yKTI2)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2013 02:25 PM (ezakM)
Cheap offshore code monkeys can do that...poorly.
Posted by: Chelsea Purp
so so raciss...
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 02:25 PM (SX6wc)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:25 PM (Tnlh/)
Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 28, 2013 02:25 PM (2BHYC)
Cut. That's a wrap. Get that to YouTube ASAP. Roll out the Tweets. C'mon, people, we're winning here!
Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2013 02:26 PM (UzPAd)
Newark, NJ
Soon they'll be doing a buy-back of G.I. Joes and those little green plastic soldiers.
Gawd, I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 02:26 PM (lVPtV)
What if you just promise never to point your index finger while saying BANG BANG? Is that worth something?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2013 02:26 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 28, 2013 02:26 PM (kVw0W)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 02:27 PM (qc7at)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2013 02:27 PM (ezakM)
Well Elbonians do speak a form of English.
What no Atari Jaguar?
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 02:27 PM (NqxXc)
Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:28 PM (Tnlh/)
So true. Myspace to LJ to FB to Twitter to Tumblr to Pinterest to. . . it never ends. Speaking of. . . does anyone here listen to Welcome to Nightvale podcast on iTunes? It's very Lovecraftian, I think Morons would like it. Took me a while to get into it but it's grown on me. Supposedly it had a tiny audience until it blew up on Tumblr; the power of social media in action. If you had told me a year ago that the youngins would be raving over what is essentially a modern version of the old radio shows, I'd have laughed at you; guess I better go eat whatever is left of the Ewok's hat.
Posted by: LizLem, sadly too young to start telling twentysomething hipsters to get off her lawn at August 28, 2013 02:28 PM (8wqqE)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 06:27 PM (qc7at)
You're obviously missing the point. Wingnut.
*eyeroll*
Posted by: A Concerned Newark City Councilhuman at August 28, 2013 02:28 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2013 02:29 PM (yKTI2)
Posted by: J. Random FisCon at August 28, 2013 02:29 PM (U+vgB)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 02:29 PM (NqxXc)
At Drudge: city plans toy gun buy back
Newark, NJ
*slams forehead onto desk*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2013 06:20 PM (8ZskC)
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Play killing must stop!
NO NERFS FOR SMERFS!
Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 02:29 PM (vGlNi)
Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2013 02:30 PM (FcR7P)
-- some Republican senator
Posted by: CanaDave - We're all Rodeo Clowns now... at August 28, 2013 02:30 PM (Q3Q2H)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2013 02:30 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 02:30 PM (qc7at)
Posted by: Elected Genius Politician at August 28, 2013 02:31 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: A Concerned Newark City Councilhuman at August 28, 2013 02:31 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2013 02:32 PM (yKTI2)
Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 28, 2013 02:33 PM (kVw0W)
Posted by: Country Singer at August 28, 2013 02:33 PM (NLfPJ)
Posted by: bad cat robot at August 28, 2013 02:34 PM (wfSF5)
Posted by: J. Random FisCon at August 28, 2013 02:37 PM (U+vgB)
Speaking of, has Adam Carolla ranted about this yet? Is happening in his own backyard. http://ktla.com/2013/ 08/27/glendale-school-to- monitor-students-on-social- media/#axzz2dJ2FobdY
Posted by: LizLem, sadly too young to start telling twentysomething hipsters to get off her lawn at August 28, 2013 02:37 PM (8wqqE)
Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 02:37 PM (NqxXc)
Posted by: mpcarter at August 28, 2013 02:40 PM (9cYOY)
Posted by: Mark Zuckerburg surfing the web in his stained undies at August 28, 2013 02:44 PM (Oydnu)
If you honestly believe that a Romney Administration would have been 90% the same as an Obama Administration, you're clearly living in an alternate reality.
Which is my point, if conservatives are sitting out the election because they wanted Santorum or Newt Gingrich instead, technology is not our problem.
The evidence I've seen is that white, rural GOP voters sat out. To me, that screams some combination of Romney the city slicker Banker and Romney the Mormon had an affect.
I just can't imagine any person that leans toward conservatism would sit out such a pivotal election.
I suppose Democrats could have sat out the election because Obama didn't pass a single payer option and only ObamaCare. Unfortunately for us, they're grownups when it comes to winning elections.
Posted by: McAdams at August 28, 2013 02:47 PM (mMTNe)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2013 02:48 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Aviator at August 28, 2013 02:48 PM (DI+ja)
Posted by: Unagi at August 28, 2013 02:58 PM (q21jI)
Posted by: mpcarter at August 28, 2013 02:59 PM (9cYOY)
Posted by: mpcarter
"Not Obama" is a decent start.
Hell, if it was between 90's Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, I would have turned out and voted.
Who was this perfect candidate that was defeated in the GOP primaries by Romney, I must have missed him.
Posted by: McAdams at August 28, 2013 03:07 PM (mMTNe)
Posted by: angel with a sword at August 28, 2013 03:10 PM (4ypfR)
Posted by: Frankns at August 28, 2013 03:18 PM (0gaDh)
badly behind Democrats in their digital and marketing abilities.
I think that is what everyone thought, but as it turns out the Obamanites were illegally using every government agency in Washington and throughout the nation to spy on people, intimidate them, and to gather data.
I no longer think the Obama campaign was that good at the computer call out data shit. Hell, they aren't worth a shit for anything else why would this be any different?
Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 03:55 PM (zZbNF)"
You are wrong, Vic. It wasn't just one thing. Obama should have lost last November. He is a shitty President and everybody knows it, in this country and around the world. The economy sucks, unemployment sucks, energy prices suck, opportunities for young graduates suck. Most of that can be traced directly back to Obama's policies.
In spite of this he won a narrow but decisive victory through a combination of well implemented technology program that allowed microtargeting, analysis and focusing advertising at target voters in critical states. This was combined with unprecedented abuse of the power of government to harass and obstruct opposition groups and individuals and widespread voter fraud. They also had the five to fifteen points that the legacy media gives them every election. Without any one of those pieces, Obama would not have been reelected.
What Republicans have to do to avoid being beaten again by the same gang of feckless, America hating jerkoffs who are currently risking nuclear war overseas and playing with race war at home is to be competent in the technical aspects of electioneering. In order to prevent Democrats in their present extreme left wing form from returning to power, Republicans will have to get smarter than they have shown any evidence of being and use Obama's Chicago style politics to "punish their enemies" if they ever return to power. I would personally make the media the number one target. First I would "rationalize the intellectual property laws" by making copyright protection last exactly as long as patent protection - that is for 20 years so that book, song or movie released before 8/28/1993 will be in the public domain. That should make the job of the RIAA somewhat simpler since they will have many fewer titles to protect. It will also put a serious dent in the cash flow of the media companies. I would also institute an annual auction for wireless spectrum. The broadcast media are a smaller than they were a few decades ago but they do still have a large influence on Low Information Voters. Having to bid every year for their spectrum will stir things up a bit.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 28, 2013 03:42 PM (31Nrp)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2013 04:00 PM (q+fqH)
It's a series of tubes, right...?
Posted by: RNC's Teechnical Understanding at August 28, 2013 06:23 PM (MMC8r)"
Compared to rolling out a complex Get Out The Vote system on election day with no previous testing and no back up plan, I'd say 100% availability is an improvement.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 28, 2013 04:45 PM (31Nrp)
Oh well, to concede without even trying is an automatic defeat. And besides, I think maybe the NSA might have had a little bit to do with the ORCA failure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 03:57 PM (WjLUf)"
And I'd say rolling out an untested package on election day to do a critical function with no provision for a backup plan had a lot to do with the ORCA failure.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 28, 2013 04:52 PM (31Nrp)
Posted by: OhioCoastie at August 28, 2013 04:55 PM (9m3Zl)
Posted by: OhioCoastie at August 28, 2013 04:56 PM (9m3Zl)
Advice: Watch him very, very carefully.
Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 28, 2013 05:09 PM (Cn4aq)
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