August 28, 2013

Q&A With Andy Barkett, The RNC's New Chief Technology Officer
— JohnE.

After the 2012 election, it became pretty clear that the RNC had fallen badly behind Democrats in their digital and marketing abilities. In an effort to change that, this past June the RNC hired Andy Barkett, who had been working at Facebook. Andy took some time to speak with me last week and answer some questions about the RNC's new digital direction.

JE: What was your previous position with Facebook and how long were you there?

AB: I was there for over two and half years. I think I started in December of 2010 or January of 2011. Around Christmas, right around that time. I was a senior manager of production engineering, which is an infrastructure engineering group.

JE: What, specifically, is your technical background?

AB: I have an extensive technical background, as a software engineer, as a systems engineer. I was a software engineer at a start-up in the semiconductor industry a long time ago. I worked at Google on the infrastructure side building data centers and designing networks. I worked at a consumer electronics company called Livescribe for a while designing hardware and software. Also hardware, embedded software and web software all in one big system. You can think about it almost like an iTunes type system where you have an iPod, iTunes and then a store that goes with it. The product was actually called Livescribe and it's a device that was sold at Best Buy and Target and a bunch of other places.

So, I'm a big nerd. Basically.

JE: Do you have an interest in politics in general and do you have any particular interest in conservative and Republican politics or is this just a new opportunity for you?

AB: Oh, I'm certainly committed to the cause. I've not been very active in politics, but ever since I took an economics class, I've been a Republican. I studied political science and economics in college at the University of California Berkeley. I also, later, got an MBA at UC Davis and I studied economics more there, including behavioral economics and behavioral finance. Through all of that, especially the economics, I came to believe very much in limited government, lower taxes and a role for government for making markets work instead of interfering with them. Those were the core issues that started me down the path of being a Republican.

JE: What do you think are some realistic goals for the GOP moving towards the 2016 election in terms of matching Democrats in their technical and digital abilities?

AB: Well, first, I'd say we're going to be working on things for the 2014 midterms, but whether it's in 2014 or 2016, I think a realistic goal for us is to move the needle and do a little better with the under-30 crowd. So definitely work on doing a better job reaching those people who are moving around, going to college, relocating to different states. Maybe they don't have a land line, maybe they don't have a permanent mailing address. We didn't do a great job of communicating to some of those people the last time, so that's definitely a goal. Also, another one is to move the needle in some of the niche markets. So, if it ends up being, y'know, Filipino people who speak Tagalog in Daly City, California, that's a group that we need to do a better job of communicating with. If there's a group of Protestants who are willing to support a candidate in upstate New York, but haven't historically been actively engaged Republicans, we need to do a better job of finding that group first, then engaging them.

So, I think the way I would measure it is two things. How we do with under-30 voters and how we do with getting really specific in reaching a lot of very targeted groups within the country. JE: A lot was made of Team Obama's micro-targeting operation and the ability to find and market to people on a very small, local level. Has there been an effort to reproduce this and then expand it at the RNC?

AB: Yeah, we're definitely doing that. We've talked about and we've begun to work on a mass customized model. The Obama team got down to where they could target smaller and smaller niche. We want to go further. We want to have a model of every single individual. So if that individual person has clicked on an email from us and said that they care about a particular issue, if we've knocked on their door and asked them a question, we want to understand every single one of those people on a personal level and know how to communicate with each one of them. So, where we want to get to is that when we send out an email blast, that email is customized to each recipient.

JE: Some of the post-election criticism focused on the campaign's satisfaction with "hitting their numbers", sending out a certain number of mailers that tend to get tossed straight in the trash and other raw number metrics. Do you feel as though the RNC is coming to understand the importance of analytics, tracking and evaluation so that they can gauge the effectiveness of these various programs?

AB: Yeah, I think they do. I don't know about in the past since I wasn't here, but I think that right now there's a lot of will and it may come partly from having lost in 2012. There's a lot of political will, all the way up to the chairman of the RNC and even with some of our friends at the other committees and other places. There's a lot of will to do this a lot better, and they're understanding now that we need to take somewhat of a different approach than how we've done it in the past. We're still going to work with some of the same vendors that we've been working with, but we're going to make sure that as we work with them, we're able to implement this deep targeting based on real analysis. More data-driven decision making about what's effective and what isn't effective in campaigning.

JE: One of the major successes in Obama's 2012 campaign was how easy they made it to donate. Has there been any effort to streamline the donation process, making it easier to donate more often, in smaller amounts and through non-traditional payment gateways?

AB: Yes, there definitely is. We're already working on projects in that area including the ability to donate right through your cellphone bill and other features like that. So, we haven't released it yet, but those are things we are actively working on right now.

JE: Outside of Facebook and Twitter, what is the RNC looking to do to expand their influence and reach into other social media and online communities?

AB: We're looking to partner with Google and LinkedIn, for example. Both on the social media side and also on the advertising and targeting side. We really want to help people do more efficient targeting of online advertising to very niche groups. So, on Facebook you could do custom lists where you can target an actual specific set of people, which has a minimum group number of about a thousand people. On Google, we're going to be able to do very good geographic and language-based targeting of ads. So we would like to make it as simple as giving the campaign a button that says "How do I reach, for example, Hindi speakers in Fairfax County?" They should be able to click a button and it'll say, "For $397, we can reach approximately 2,000 people that fit this criteria", and it just does it. That's something that we want to make a lot easier. I was talking to some folks over at Google this week, actually, about how we can accomplish this. I have meetings with Facebook, Twitter and Microsoft coming up. We'll be working with all of the tech community crowd in advertising, search, analytics, social media, all of those areas.

JE: Another area Obama's team really excelled in was rapid response. After the "Big Bird" debate, they were able to rush out a video the next day mocking Romney on YouTube along with ads on Facebook. Do you think the RNC is going to have both the staff and the structure in place to be able to pull off this type of response as well?

AB: Yeah, we actually already have some good guys at the RNC who produce the videos. I think what we lack right now is the tools to effectively target who we share those things with. We do send them out to some people now, but not enough and not targeted well enough. We're going to work on improving that. I'm pretty confident that we'll continue to create good content and probably do even more of it. We'll also help the campaigns, who will have their own staff creating those types of things and give them better tools to get the message out as well. What we're doing is both to help the RNC as a committee, but also to help the campaigns the RNC works with.

JE: That sort of leads into my next question. There has been in the past the tendency for the candidate, once they secure the nomination, to almost completely take over the digital and GOTV efforts. As we saw with Romney's campaign in 2012, this didn't exactly work out as well as expected. Is the RNC trying to maintain more of a leadership role after the candidate is chosen, specifically on the digital side?

AB: Once the candidate is chosen, they're the boss and we're going to support that candidate. The way I look at it is by the time that candidate is chosen, which I hope will be earlier than in the past, we should be handing them the keys to a tank that's already gassed up and full of ammunition with a trained and experienced crew. What I don't want to be handing them is a bunch of problems. So, I think that, to use you words, we're taking a leadership role in the sense that the day that candidate is chosen as the nominee, they should already be in full digital campaign swing. They shouldn't need to change anything. They should just need to keep going and use our tools to increase what they're doing. That's the way that I view success, that if they take over that day and say "thank you very much, we'll keep using what you've got", then I've done a good job.

JE: I'm not sure if you're aware of Howard Dean's "Fifty State Strategy". It took some time to develop since he started it around the 2004 election cycle, but it's performed very well in the last two cycles. Republicans have been quite successful recently on the state and local level, is the RNC trying to build on that success in hopes of transferring it to success on the national level?

AB: Yes, we are. One of the things that we haven't done well enough in the past is we have gone out and knocked on someone's door and used our huge number of volunteers that help the Republican Party and used all of our campaigns that have done an excellent job in many of the states and we talked to a lot of voters and learned a lot about them. What we haven't done well, is that then once that campaign is over, we've sort of forgotten what we learned about that voter or about that person. What we want to do is we want to get better at having a long-term relationship with those voters in every state. So, it'll be a long distance relationship with people that are far away from Washington, D.C., but the person that they're interacting with should still be a volunteer that's knocking on their door right in front of them. What we really want to do is get better at using that great volunteer force that we have and extending and leveraging the value of what they learn about the voters beyond the election that they're volunteering on and be able to build up an understanding of that person's preferences. How they want to be communicated with, what they care about and remember that over time. That way those voters can feel like they're having this relationship with a party that cares about and understands them consistently year after year.

JE: Are you looking towards the explosion in the growth of mobile in recent years as the best opportunity to leapfrog the Democrats digitally?

AB: Yes. Mobile is the key thing. When I was at Facebook, we were working on what Mark [Zuckerberg] announced [last Wednesday]. They're trying to find ways to bring broadband experiences to billions of people around the world who primarily use mobile devices to access the internet. Luckily, in my job, I only have to worry about 300 million people, not billions. But even among these 300 million people, there's obviously an increasing move towards smartphones as the primary communication device. Also the primary device for receiving news and other content, so certainly that's a major thing we're going to tackle from every angle. We want people to be able to donate on their phones, we want them to be able to take surveys on their phones, we want to be able to communicate with them both directions through the smartphone. Make sure our web pages are formatted for mobile. It's going to permeate every dimension of what we do.

JE: Finally, how are you liking the job so far?

AB: Well, it's a lot different, I will tell you that. I'm not used to having such a big office. At Facebook, I had the same size desk as Mark and here I have a big office. I don't know what to do with it. So, there are differences but so far I really like it. The best thing so far is the people at the RNC. I kind of expected a bunch of stuffy old guys and it's not like that at all. I mean, Raffi Williams is sitting here next to me, who is a young minority guy, and everyone I've met here is actually really cool. That was a pleasant surprise and it was invigorating for me because I got here and there were a lot of people within the building at the RNC who were eager to help me find better ways to solve some of these problems. It wasn't what I was expecting. It wasn't a bunch of old white guys who were resistant to change.

Big thanks to Raffi Williams, The RNC's Deputy Press Secretary, for setting up the interview and thanks to Andy for taking some time to speak with me. You can follow them here on Twitter:

Andy Barkett: @abarkett
Raffi Williams: @RaffiWilliams

Posted by: JohnE. at 01:47 PM | Comments (217)
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1 Stompin' Wednesday

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 11:52 AM (Fauor)

2 BREAKING _ Nidal Hassan sentenced to DEATH.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 11:53 AM (WjLUf)

3 Republicans partnering with Google. That's a good one. Like Charlie Brown and Lucy.

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2013 11:54 AM (FcR7P)

4 Pascal Robert can be one of Hassan's 72 virgins.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 11:54 AM (WjLUf)

5 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (/PCJa)

6 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (/PCJa)

7 OT but ...Ft hood hood  gets a date with 72 virgins! http://tinyurl.com/k2a6ch5

Posted by: sonnyspats at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (N3Al8)

8 The GOP is dead to me. I'll support specific candidates. The party? Not so much.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (/PCJa)

9 After the 2012 election, it became pretty clear that the RNC had fallen badly behind Democrats in their digital and marketing abilities.



I think that is what everyone thought, but as it turns out the Obamanites were illegally using every government agency in Washington and throughout the nation to spy on people, intimidate them, and to gather data.


I no longer think the Obama campaign was that good at the computer call out data shit.  Hell, they aren't worth a shit for anything else why would this be any different?

Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 11:55 AM (zZbNF)

10 Glad he has a big office. It is so reassuring the RNC has their priorities straight. /s

Posted by: Y-not is so over it at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (5H6zj)

11 2 BREAKING _ Nidal Hassan sentenced to DEATH.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 03:53 PM (WjLUf)


Has the judge ruled yet?  The last I saw was that we only had the "recommendation" from the jury.

Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (zZbNF)

12 I'm not sure that putting a bunch of Lindsey Graham twerking videos up on twitter are going to bring in the under-30's, but this guy's the expert, so whatever.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at August 28, 2013 11:56 AM (+lsX1)

13 I think we are going to have big problems with social(ist) media, just by the nature of who uses it most - the young and the Low Info, which are not mutually exclusive. Oh well, to concede without even trying is an automatic defeat. And besides, I think maybe the NSA might have had a little bit to do with the ORCA failure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (WjLUf)

14 Someone get a towel and washcloth.  The last thread needs to have the  jackboot prints wiped off.

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (vGlNi)

15 RNC's New Chief Technology Officer...


What, he just gave up the rotary dial phone for a touch-tone?

Posted by: real joe at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (oCMMr)

16 I hear the Republicans are going to debut a service to compete with Twitter.

They're going to call it Twaddle.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (kaGpp)

17 11 Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 03:56 PM (zZbNF) I saw it on the Blaze and Tepid Air that he was handed the sentence.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 11:57 AM (WjLUf)

18 From the AP via HotAir: "A military court on Wednesday sentenced Maj. Nidal Hasan to death for the 2009 shooting rampage at Fort Hood, giving the Army psychiatrist a path to the martyrdom he appeared to crave in the attack on unarmed fellow soldiers. The American-born Muslim, who has said he acted to protect Islamic insurgents abroad from American aggression, never denied being the gunman. In opening statements, he acknowledged to the jury that he pulled the trigger in a crowded waiting room where troops were getting final medical checkups before deploying to Iraq and Afghanistan. The same jurors who convicted Hasan last week had just two options: either agree unanimously that Hasan should die or watch the 42-year-old get an automatic sentence of life in prison with no chance of parole."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 11:58 AM (WjLUf)

19 What the RNC should be doing is examining their balless philosophy and becoming Republicans again.



All these gimmicks they have come up with are hurting them.  Especially this amnesty bullshit.

Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 11:59 AM (zZbNF)

20 Glad he has a big office. It is so reassuring the RNC has their priorities straight.
/s

Posted by: Y-not is so over it at August 28, 2013 03:56 PM (5H6zj)

 

 

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They'll make  sure that McCain and his wife Lindsey will be writing all the FB editorials.

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 11:59 AM (vGlNi)

21

You want to have a fun night? 

 

Get yourself a  hypodermic needle, some Vodka, a case of Capri Sun and a copy of  Raffi's Greatest  Hits.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 28, 2013 12:00 PM (4xoq5)

22 hey john can you slip this into draft?  We have a couple of things. First the stomp-- oh, is that how we're playin' now, meatball?

2nd, we have to do the Hasan sentencing.


Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 12:00 PM (/IWYB)

23 3rd if this is in draft I can post it and then get dinner

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 12:00 PM (/IWYB)

24 good.....death for the creep is great....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at August 28, 2013 12:00 PM (UU4IQ)

25 The GOP's problem is not messaging or outreach. It is constantly stabbing the conservative base in the back. No amount of outreach will bring me back to the fold. Until they quit kneecapping the tea party and pushing for amnesty, they are dead to me. Oh, and it would be nice if the house actually did somthing about this administration's blatent criminal behaviour besides pointless dog and pony show hearings.

Posted by: Scont at August 28, 2013 12:00 PM (pCuII)

26 18 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 03:58 PM (WjLUf)


So the judge hasn't ruled yet.


I posted all the impediments we have to go through to actually execute him on two threads down.  There are a LOT.

Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (zZbNF)

27 BREAKING _ Nidal Hassan sentenced to DEATH.
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Which raises the question of what the SOP for military execution is these days. FWIW, I'm OK with hanging, though the evergeen firing squad has a lot of traditional appeal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (aDwsi)

28 AB: We're looking to partner with Google and LinkedIn,

Um ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (SX6wc)

29 All this is great. But, if you nominate another Romney or McCain you could have Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Elison and Marc Benioff all working for you and it won't do shit.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (HDgX3)

30 If Yugo had better IT infrastructure would they have sold more cars?

Posted by: Just Askin' at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (OdRb8)

31 TEST?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (HDgX3)

32

So the RNC are buying TR80's to reach the the LIV's.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (L9Mr/)

33 AB: We're looking to partner with Google and LinkedIn, for example.

The same Google that's partnered with OFA?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ in an open office about to go catshit on cow-orkers at August 28, 2013 12:01 PM (/kI1Q)

34 "Maybe they don't have a land line, maybe they don't have a permanent mailing address. We didn't do a great job of communicating to some of those people the last time, so that's definitely a goal. Also, another one is to move the needle in some of the niche markets. So, if ends up being, y'know, Filipino people who speak Tagalog in Daly City, California, that's a group that we need to do a better job of communicating with."

You have to love people who serenely proffer up complex technological explanations for simple nontechnological failures.

Here's how 2012 shook out on the nontechnological side, the purely political side.

The Democrats put forth a massively liberal candidate who utterly overjoyed and energized the liberal base, who turned out in droves (plus of course the usual array of illegals and corpses voting too).

The Republicans put forth an anodyne plastic android who claimed to be "severely conservative" but who had an actual record of being anything but that, including having created the prototype for his liberal opponent's hated statist health plan. This confused and demoralized the conservative base, many of whom simply stayed home, not having been offered a clear choice to their taste on Election Day.

No matter how many petaflops of processing and how many petabytes of storage and how many clever Big Data algorithms are mining away on the electorate, it's impossible to get away from fundamental thematic incoherence in a campaign.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2013 12:02 PM (gqT4g)

35 "a role for government for making markets work instead of interfering with them. "


that statement actually means "of course we must have a central bank, anything else is crazy talk"

never trust a central banker or the greedy fools that support them.

Posted by: Shoey at August 28, 2013 12:02 PM (Y7jCH)

36 Huh?

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 28, 2013 12:02 PM (MnSla)

37 20 They'll make sure that McCain and his wife Lindsey will be writing all the FB editorials.

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 03:59 PM (vGlNi)


I honestly think we have a good chance of getting rid of Nancy Boy this time.  Check the link at the Morning News thread.

Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 12:02 PM (zZbNF)

38 AB: Yeah, we're definitely doing that. We've talked about and we've begun to work on a mass customized model. The Obama team got down to where they could target smaller and smaller niche. We want to go further. We want to have a model of every single individual. With all due respect, the RNC can get thunderfucked with the Barbed Cock of Satan for doing this. As can everyone else. (except Amazon ILU AMAZON ILU DON'T LEAVE ME BABY) Fuck you. Fuck you sideways. Fuck you upside down. I don't want you rooting about with your analytics and your cookies and your tracking algorithms to determine who the hell I am and to attempt to craft a message for me and me personally. That implies you can figure out who I am and that is creepy as all hell. There's a motherfucking reason why I don't have Facebook or Linked In. There's a reason why I use social media incredibly sparingly. There's a reason why I pitch a fit to heaven and back whenever anyone attempts to post a picture of me online. My life is not public and God damn you, you will not make it so merely in an attempt to get me to donate to a group that shits down my throat and expects me to swallow. My life, my actual real outside the gray box life, is none of your fucking business. Look at what's going on in the thread below. Someone says something that is legitimately horrific and there are people who have tracked down the guy's identity and are now openly discussing getting him disbarred and fired from his job. If you think that won't happen to me because I post something that someone on the Left doesn't like and thus they make it their mission to destroy me, well, you haven't met human beings. The costs of having any type of internet presence should not be the omnipresent concern that my life will be destroyed because some crazed nutter desires it. What is being discussed is precisely the same thing. The RNC is seeking to be able to find out who I am via my use of social media. Get fucked. I should not have to worry that if I snark at LtK on twitter about the White Sox, the next thing that happens is that the RNC starts sending me DMs about a fund raiser at a local ballpark. There are streams that I do not want to cross. Others should not have the right to cross them for me.
This Brave New World? Sucks. Not that. I have Opinions. Or anything. *koff*

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 12:05 PM (VtjlW)

39 This post has disappeared on us!

But it was a great interview while it was up.  However, once it finally escapes from the "unpublish" bin I do look forward to the usually roll-call of malcontents shrieking about how this guy is Establishment Scum and the RNC are sellouts who can't be trusted, etc. etc.

Posted by: Jeff B., what has finally had it with this RINO shit at August 28, 2013 12:08 PM (n/+FT)

40 22 hey john can you slip this into draft? We have a couple of things. First the stomp-- oh, is that how we're playin' now, meatball?

2nd, we have to do the Hasan sentencing.


Posted by: ace at August 28, 2013 04:00 PM (/IWYB)


Damn Ace...you crack me up.  Meatball??  Yea I know, this post isn't gonna show cuz this post has been dissapeared by now.....

Posted by: unmasked lurker at August 28, 2013 12:12 PM (mGxpF)

41 If Andrew Barkett is our new "digital media guy" then why hasn't he tweeted since April 18th, 2013?

Posted by: Unagi at August 28, 2013 12:16 PM (ajhea)

42 About time. A little concerning though that they're going to use some of the same "vendors." FOR (Friend of Reince) is not a reassuring qualification.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 28, 2013 12:39 PM (pginn)

43 If Andrew Barkett is our new "digital media guy" then why hasn't he tweeted since April 18th, 2013?

Posted by: Unagi


ouch.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 01:37 PM (SX6wc)

44 Oh, blah. I'm tired of this meme...I've been hearing the GOP wasn't Facebooky enough since the 2006 election. It's just an excuse.  When we catch up, the Dems will be on to some other new shit.  Fact is conservatism is for people who are past all that and don't care. The GOP can't capture that vote with mere tech-twiddling.

Posted by: Lady Billingsgate (of the North) at August 28, 2013 01:37 PM (kMeUK)

45 Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 04:05 PM (VtjlW) Heh. As soon as read the first part of that comment, I knew it was you. And...agreed.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 01:38 PM (Tnlh/)

46 We expect our new MySpace page to pay huge dividends in making the kids aware of the GOP as a cool place to hang.

Posted by: Reince Priebus at August 28, 2013 01:39 PM (8ZskC)

47 Steve Schmidt/Mark McKinnon type from Farcebook working for the RNC

Yeh, that's got WIN written all over it

/sarc

Posted by: kbdabear at August 28, 2013 01:40 PM (/9IC1)

48 Soooo, they hired a tech guy. Maybe now they can rent a backbone.

Posted by: dandolo at August 28, 2013 01:40 PM (0XBx+)

49 Those I do have a high social media profile, I agree that the RNC should practice safe sex and GFI.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 01:40 PM (Tnlh/)

50 46 We expect our new MySpace page to pay huge dividends in making the kids aware of the GOP as a cool place to hang.

Posted by: Reince Priebus at August 28, 2013 05:39 PM (8ZskC)




Snerk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 01:40 PM (lVPtV)

51 Rancid Pubis. Nuff said.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 01:41 PM (WjLUf)

52 My Twerk Drone has a Facebook page!

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 01:41 PM (Hx2XA)

53 Dang,  you crack me up!

Posted by: Twerk Drone at August 28, 2013 01:42 PM (Hx2XA)

54 You're the best,  Twerk Drone!

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 01:42 PM (Hx2XA)

55 Oh, blah. I'm tired of this meme...I've been hearing the GOP wasn't Facebooky enough since the 2006 election. It's just an excuse. When we catch up, the Dems will be on to some other new shit. Fact is conservatism is for people who are past all that and don't care. The GOP can't capture that vote with mere tech-twiddling.

Posted by: Lady Billingsgate (of the North) at August 28, 2013 05:37 PM (kMeUK)


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Werd.   The root cause of the problem is people that work for a living are being overrun by people that vote for their living.

A million "likes" on Facebook aint changing that.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2013 01:43 PM (nELVU)

56 48 Soooo, they hired a tech guy.

Maybe now they can rent a backbone.

Posted by: dandolo at August 28, 2013 05:40 PM (0XBx+)


What and ruin their relationship the O?

Posted by: Joethefatman™ (@joethefatman1) at August 28, 2013 01:43 PM (MnSla)

57 My Twerk Drone has a Facebook page!

*Like*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2013 01:43 PM (8ZskC)

58 See ya later,  Twerk Drone! *puts gun in mouth*

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 01:44 PM (Hx2XA)

59

Heh.

http://tinyurl.com/pnp4dgu

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2013 01:44 PM (xWW96)

60 Lets up he is better than ORCA ever was.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 01:44 PM (NqxXc)

61 See ya later, Twerk Drone! *puts gun in mouth*

*Like*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2013 01:44 PM (8ZskC)

62 Oops!

Posted by: Y-not at August 28, 2013 01:45 PM (5H6zj)

63 Wha?

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2013 01:45 PM (4xoq5)

64 I worked for ORCA, and won't get fooled again

Posted by: Keyser Soze at August 28, 2013 01:45 PM (omBWL)

65

You know,

Something I noticed team Obama was good at was tracking how many of those mailers got a response.

It's not that hard, you give each a reasonably specific webpage (www.RNC.com/issuename)

and see how many people go there.  And you get a rough idea of what percentage of your mailers worked and what percentage didn't.

 

Team O did this, they had web addresses for fucking everything.

Team RNC, not so much.  All the web addresses were the main ones.

Posted by: tsrblke at August 28, 2013 01:45 PM (GaqMa)

66 Get fucked. I should not have to worry that if I snark at LtK on twitter about the White Sox, the next thing that happens is that the RNC starts sending me DMs about a fund raiser at a local ballpark. There are streams that I do not want to cross. Others should not have the right to cross them for me.

This Brave New World? Sucks.


Not that. I have Opinions. Or anything. *koff*

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at August 28, 2013 04:05 PM

Your bra strap on your left shoulder is slipping down

Posted by: The NSA at August 28, 2013 01:46 PM (/9IC1)

67

The DNC owns the FBI, DEA, NEA, NSA, CIA, and IRS  and the RNC thinks it's going to get it's message out?  Bwahahahaha!

 

The 2014 and 2016 elections have been fixed for quite some time now.

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 01:47 PM (vGlNi)

68 Your tax dollars at work,linked on Blaze:

"New York University is partnering with a sex toy shop to host a series of workshops aimed at teaching 'queer students and alumni' how to better perform oral sex and engage in 'strap-on play.'”

"The events, sponsored by the prominent school’s LGBTQ Center, are titled 'Oral Sex Tips,' 'Sex Toys 101' and 'Strap-On Play.'”

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 01:51 PM (XUKZU)

69 Somebody check with Andy. Does he speak pissed off taxpayer?

Posted by: Golfman back in NC at August 28, 2013 01:51 PM (/djtm)

70 Three's a charm!

Posted by: Y-not at August 28, 2013 01:52 PM (5H6zj)

71

I wonder if the Obama campaign was "that good" at technology or we have been snowed.  It was too uncanny that everywhere - everywhere - that Republicans should have won by small margins, the Dems pulled it out.  If the Repubs don't go after voting fraud and voting machines -- it is true that our computer voting is counted in Spain? -- the Repubs are cooked.  Voting machines must have a paper trail.  IN NO OTHER WAY can votes be verified if there are questions and challenges.  The RNC is pretty stupid, IMHO,  if they think that the only important task is just to work harder and smarter and tighter and more.  If you are being defrauded, nothing works.

 

Anyway, I don't give the ignorant and big government-Republicans a rat's chance....

 

I will work for anyone intelligent and with integrity.  That means not a single Democrat (which I used to be) and very few Republicans  (parents were, I couldn't stomach their party's choices except Reagan and Eisenhower).  Please, let some good guys and gals surface and be given the support to defeat the establishment from both parties.

Posted by: pyromancer76 at August 28, 2013 01:52 PM (lkzqA)

72 Also linked on Drudge.  George Zimmerman's wife pleaded guilty to two counts of misdemeanor perjury for a year's probation and 100 community service.

My guess is that they just can't take any more.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 01:53 PM (XUKZU)

73 "Not that. I have Opinions. Or anything. *koff*"

"Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLakgUosAsM

Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2013 01:53 PM (gqT4g)

74 PUT YOUR FINGERS BACK THE BOWL!  YOU'RE NOT DONE SOAKING!

Posted by: Madge at August 28, 2013 01:53 PM (Hx2XA)

75 Thanks for posting this article. Now I *know* how boned we are.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s][/u] at August 28, 2013 01:54 PM (qyfb5)

76 It's not that hard, you give each a reasonably specific webpage (www.RNC.com/issuename) and see how many people go there. And you get a rough idea of what percentage of your mailers worked and what percentage didn't. ----- Direct Mail Marketing 101.

Posted by: Y-not at August 28, 2013 01:54 PM (5H6zj)

77 Jeepers,  give the fella a break.  He fucking rules Farmville!

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 01:56 PM (Hx2XA)

78 So when did the RNC decide to soil themselves by talking to a right wing fringe group like us anyway. Shouldn't they have hired McCains daughter to connect with the young and stupid?

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2013 01:56 PM (xWW96)

79 Candy Crush,  BITCHEZ!

Posted by: Andy Barkett at August 28, 2013 01:57 PM (Hx2XA)

80 O/T Why it is not morally wrong to say we will not guarantee the material prosperity of the black race, but will merely prevent anyone from intentionally thwarting it because of their color: Because neither does the Lord guarantee or give such.

Posted by: T. at August 28, 2013 01:57 PM (PiTdT)

81 I wonder if the Obama campaign was "that good" at technology or we have been snowed. It was too uncanny that everywhere - everywhere - that Republicans should have won by small margins, the Dems pulled it out. Posted by: pyromancer76 at August 28, 2013 05:52 PM (lkzqA) ___________________ It was that good and then some. I know a couple of peeps who worked on the campaign and from what they told me it was pretty damn awesome. It wasn't just the tech angle, it was the process as well. They had a plan and executed it well. Technology was just the tool they used.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 01:57 PM (HDgX3)

82 It's going to take more than technology to ever earn my vote again.

Posted by: TC at August 28, 2013 01:57 PM (ygAxO)

83

What Our Empress said.

 

These blithering idiots  may,   one day,  waken to the simple fact that their national message is far more important than anything they   think they need to do on the technological front.   Only   when they start thinking, speaking and acting in the best interests of the majority of Americans will they start to win elections.

 

We're all familiar with the many times this party has ignored the will of the people  and caved in to   the  Prog/Coms  on the Left (which is everyone in the Dim party).

 

Hey GOP: you want to generate some interest? Howzabout being a real opposition party and start standing up against amnesty for illegals. Stand up for   capitalism and a robust  economy. Start standing up for freedom and against the NSA's     expensive and unnecessary surveillance of innocent Americans. Call for prosecutions and firings of anyone in this administration caught violating   any part of our Constitution. 

 

Show some spine. People will come looking for you  and you  can save all this time, energy, and money micro-targeting voters.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 28, 2013 01:57 PM (0HooB)

84 Soon.

Posted by: Skynet at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (MMC8r)

85 80 So when did the RNC decide to soil themselves by talking to a right wing fringe group like us anyway. ---------- JohnE is obviously a RINO. QED.

Posted by: Y-not at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (5H6zj)

86 A way to win the election is not just by technology.  Put up some conservatives,  ya'  dimwits.  And hammer out a practical conservative platform, you dumb shitweasels.

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (vGlNi)

87 omg this guy sounds lame. holy eff not impressed. not at all. we get the dullest knife in Zucks drawer of beta males, natch and did he really say "o and right here I see a minority!" JESUS EFFING . . really? Really. AND he's from telecom. He was only at FB for like a year maybe. A year and a "easygoing pushout" b/c he was NOT SHARP ENOUGH

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (2up3Q)

88 9 After the 2012 election, it became pretty clear that the RNC had fallen badly behind Democrats in their digital and marketing abilities. I think that is what everyone thought, but as it turns out the Obamanites were illegally using every government agency in Washington and throughout the nation to spy on people, intimidate them, and to gather data. I no longer think the Obama campaign was that good at the computer call out data shit. Hell, they aren't worth a shit for anything else why would this be any different? It's not so much that they were great, they had the best and brightest and Google, FB, et al doing their heavy lifting for them pro bono. Those are the true believers after all.

Posted by: bob_oso at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (lHTEq)

89 RNC CTO unveils a new game on Facebook.  Chutes and Obamacare.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (NqxXc)

90 For all you third party, Beckish people (like me), I'll take this opportunity to announce that the new American Conservative Party website (americanconservativeparty.com) and the ACP's new project site SustainLiberty.us officially launch tonight.  They are both already accessible, however.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 28, 2013 01:58 PM (NLfPJ)

91 I stopped reading when he mentioned partnering with google. Really? Yeah that's a good idea and will definitely work out well. The rest before that wasn't impressing me very much either. Go Team crap and speaking in generalities about what they're going to do on the technological front. No mention of outreach efforts to conservative bloggers that I saw either.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2013 01:59 PM (pD6KQ)

92 A former Facebook employee? Oh great. Let's entrust a libtard with our state-of-the-art marketing technology!


The GOP is officially the RINO Party of Stupid. Let It Burn.

Posted by: Strife at August 28, 2013 01:59 PM (Ul1S7)

93 Outreach is all good and nice, but I think it is not nearly as effective as bashing the ever living shit out of the democrats.

First get the kids to hate the democratic party as much as they do the GOP, than work on getting them to appreciate republicanism over time as they get older and wiser.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 28, 2013 01:59 PM (UypUQ)

94

Soooo... partner with Google... who then GIVES all your info to the enemy...

 

wow.... just..... dumb...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2013 01:59 PM (lZBBB)

95 "After the 2012 election, it became pretty clear that the RNC had fallen badly behind Democrats in their digital and marketing abilities..."

True or not, I just don't get the reliance "everyone" is getting on acquiring the latest/greatest method of marketing in politics.

What was the most important vote we had where things supposedly went so terribly wrong? The presidential. It wasn't any other vote. It was the top slot that mattered at least as far as coverage and worry. Who the hell needs someone to tell them who and what matters for this particular position and whether he should show up to vote? Why would identifying and badgering me (aka the voter) from zero to infinite degree by whatever method be so GD important?

See, this isn't about "getting out the vote." This is about Americans as an "informed", active voting class sucking and actually saying to themselves - en masse - "You know, this Barack fellow is doing such a fine job, I think I'd like for him to kick me in the gonads for another four years." It's also about a political class/industry that must rehabilitate itself in some way because it lost and there's a job and lifestyle that needs to be retained. A scapegoat, ANY scapegoat, is needed to give hope to monied interests that next time, they'll have the answers (since they identified the problem) and to please keep financing their machine.

IOW a majority of Americans are comfortable reinforcing our galloping Statism and the political industry is vying for the best ways to give it to them while trying to insulate themselves (with high-paying jobs and contacts) from the shackles of that very State.

Forget "marketing". Americans (on the whole) asked for all the sh*t that's raining down. They didn't need some fancy get out the vote apparatus to get them out (at least for the presidential vote). I simply don't believe that. America wanted this. And now we're getting it good and hard.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2013 02:00 PM (eHIJJ)

96 Yeah, partnering with Google isn't anything like letting Candy Crowley moderate GOP debates or anything. Fuck me they are so fucking stupid.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2013 02:01 PM (xWW96)

97 My 82, for the sake of argument. For could not the Lord with a single command,a single thought, do so? And if you condemn your society for automatically not giving you that which you wish, because you think they have the power but not the desire, are you not also implicitly criticizing the Lord your God, who also has the power? It would seem so.

Posted by: T. at August 28, 2013 02:01 PM (PiTdT)

98 and did he really say "o and right here I see a minority!" JESUS EFFING . . really? Really. Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 28, 2013 05:58 PM (2up3Q) Hey, some of his best friends are Jimmy the Greek.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2013 02:01 PM (qyfb5)

99 Joining Ace, for a proper dinner. Let's hope the world is still here when I get back.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 28, 2013 02:01 PM (Fauor)

100 This place is like a fun house mirror.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 02:02 PM (lVPtV)

101

partner with Google...

 

 

Now I get it...The Big Tent is to hold all of their retarded  ideas.

Posted by: garrett at August 28, 2013 02:02 PM (4xoq5)

102 Soooo... partner with Google... who then GIVES all your info to the enemy...

wow.... just..... dumb... Posted by: Romeo13



Aw jeez,  fella.  Why on earth would they go and do that?  That would not be honest.

Say,  you up for some Candy Crush?  It's so awesome! *pees a little*

Posted by: Andy Barkett at August 28, 2013 02:02 PM (Hx2XA)

103 Conservatives lack in tech all around. Compare Kos and HuffPo to Ace and Hotair. 'nuff said

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 02:03 PM (HDgX3)

104 Joining Ace, for a proper dinner.

Let's hope the world is still here when I get back. Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Did the microwave ding already?

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2013 02:03 PM (Hx2XA)

105 Yep, partnering with Google, Facecrook, and presumably MSNBC and the NYT. That should do it. The problem is (well one of many) that actual *conservatives* don't want to meddle, so they don;t get as involved. You have to work harder to get them involved. And the RNC has no interest in that, they want a new base and to get rid of the old one. And to get the new base, they just become Democrats.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2013 02:04 PM (qyfb5)

106 Let's hope the world is still here when I get back.

It's blocking my view of the Sun, so I'm going to blow it up.

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at August 28, 2013 02:04 PM (JawqV)

107 *gives Marvin an extra Illudium Q38 Space Modulator*

In case Joe Biden shows up and blasts the other one through your door with a shotgun.

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 02:05 PM (NqxXc)

108 And to get the new base, they just become Democrats.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 28, 2013 06:04 PM (qyfb5)

 

-- You are correct sir!

Thank you for saying what I was going to say

Fuck the RNC

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 28, 2013 02:05 PM (R8hU8)

109 alexthechick - Commence drinking now.@38,

I'd like that on a bumper-sticker, please. 'Cause it's worth repeating.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2013 02:06 PM (eHIJJ)

110 108 Let's hope the world is still here when I get back. It's blocking my view of the Sun, so I'm going to blow it up. Posted by: Marvin the Martian at August 28, 2013 06:04 PM (JawqV) It blocks your view of Venus. Get your looney tunes references right you heathen.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2013 02:06 PM (pD6KQ)

111 OT and posted at end of the last thread: Dont forget this: BHO blew off visiting the Fort Hood wounded. http://tinyurl.com/q6mlkav

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:07 PM (Tnlh/)

112 RNC?  Those people who are going to nominate Kristie Kreme or Jeb?

No thanks. 

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2013 02:07 PM (BeSEI)

113 I'd like to see how far John McCain would fit up fat bastard Rino's ass.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2013 02:07 PM (xWW96)

114 Wasn't there an article several months ago that Google was going to sell its super-duper targeting and marketing to the general public as a product but that specifically stated that in the political arena, it would be available ONLY to Democrats? If so, what do you suppose that means the GOP is getting?

Posted by: jeannebodine at August 28, 2013 02:07 PM (KLWgj)

115 I read this like 2 hours ago.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2013 02:08 PM (9XBK2)

116 What kills me more than anything in the 2012 election is Obama beat us purely from his get out the vote effort, which still came nowhere close to his 2008 operation.

We won independents by double digits in 2012, Bush actually lost the independent vote in 2004, but his Republican get out the vote overcame it to beat Kerry.

Had just the same Republicans showed up in 2004, Romney would have won a landslide election.

I would love there to be a good answer to this, but if it's some combination of "they sat it out on purpose" than we have bigger problems than technology.

Posted by: McAdams at August 28, 2013 02:08 PM (mMTNe)

117 I'm pretty sure this is racist.  Shades of Godzilla.

http://tinyurl.com/opkxx7s

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 02:08 PM (XUKZU)

118 Here, let me lick fat bastards tonsils.

Posted by: Jonny McC at August 28, 2013 02:08 PM (0XBx+)

119 I would love there to be a good answer to this, but if it's some combination of "they sat it out on purpose" than we have bigger problems than technology. Posted by: McAdams at August 28, 2013 06:08 PM (mMTNe) _____________ If the GOP nominee agrees with the Democrat on 90% of the issues, what's the point?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 28, 2013 02:09 PM (HDgX3)

120 "It wasn't what I was expecting. It wasn't a bunch of old white guys who were resistant to change." **************** That's the Republican party's problem, especially with people under 30. Instead of defining themselves to the public, they've allowed the Dims to define them -- and it's a definition that even registered Republicans like this guy believe!

Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at August 28, 2013 02:10 PM (/sohm)

121 Here's what I think is wrong with the GOP. They have a bunch of standard-bearers with preconceptions about the world that haven't changed since the 1950s. Everyone does that, it's normal and natural. That's why all the media types are constantly reliving the 1970s. That's when they were young and feeling their oats. They still think they're playing against the Democrats of that age, who were not the radicals that are currently in place. They're fighting not just the last war, the war from ages ago. Ted Cruz and others like him not only are smart, but they're not stuck with the same preconceptions. I think it's why Palin and Cruz can nail Obama so effectively and the rest of the GOP can't. They see him for what he is, and everyone else sees the credentials that used to come out of Harvard.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2013 02:10 PM (yKTI2)

122 I got a fundraising email from "John Boehner" this am.  My response wasn't very ladylike.

Posted by: Infidel at August 28, 2013 02:10 PM (O/fK8)

123 it
would be available ONLY to Democrats? If so, what do you suppose that
means the GOP is getting?

Posted by: jeannebodine at August 28, 2013 06:07 PM (KLWgj)


Shouldn't be a problem, since many of the GOP act like Democrats anyway.

Posted by: Retread at August 28, 2013 02:11 PM (Oz+LZ)

124 If the GOP nominee agrees with the Democrat on 90% of the issues, what's the point?

***

You can have any color of car you want as long as it's black and progressive.

-  Shit Henry Ford Said

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 28, 2013 02:11 PM (XUKZU)

125 @BreakingNews
Obama: US has 'concluded' that Syrian government carried out chemical weapons attack

Somebody's putting on his big-boy pants!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 02:12 PM (SX6wc)

126 I love the ORCA program at SeaWorld.

Posted by: Tillicum the Low Information Killer Whale at August 28, 2013 02:12 PM (nbGZj)

127 I don't know who these actual "Establishment GOP" types are that make these decisions but they act like the grandparents that see you have the latest gaming console on your Christmas list and congratulate themselves for finding you a Nintendo 64 at a garage sale and some Atari games at the flea market.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at August 28, 2013 06:11 PM (tWmgi)




Funny, yet sad and true.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 02:12 PM (lVPtV)

128 115 I'd like to see how far John McCain would fit up fat bastard Rino's ass. Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2013 06:07 PM (xWW96) Well, JM is kind of short.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:13 PM (Tnlh/)

129 I don't know who these actual "Establishment GOP" types are that make these decisions but they act like the grandparents that see you have the latest gaming console on your Christmas list and congratulate themselves for finding you a Nintendo 64 at a garage sale and some Atari games at the flea market. Actually, I'd love that.

Posted by: Skynet at August 28, 2013 02:13 PM (MMC8r)

130 Partnering with Google?  What could possibly go wrong?

Its not like they'd leak all your shit to the Democrats.

Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 28, 2013 02:14 PM (2BHYC)

131 crap damn sock

Posted by: zsasz at August 28, 2013 02:14 PM (MMC8r)

132 128 @BreakingNews
Obama: US has 'concluded' that Syrian government carried out chemical weapons attack

Somebody's putting on his big-boy pants mom jeans!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 02:14 PM (lVPtV)

133 cliff notes?

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 28, 2013 02:14 PM (8sCoq)

134 Nothing Andy Barkett says or does matters because the Democrats will just use IRS data to intimidate opponents.

Posted by: No There There at August 28, 2013 02:14 PM (rCS6C)

135 The first rule of thumb when rolling out a new system is to come up with a snappy name, like ORCA or NARWHAL.

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2013 02:14 PM (UzPAd)

136 Andy Barkett. Bringing it with all his NSA tools. Trust no one. Bring a message.

Posted by: Golfman back in NC at August 28, 2013 02:15 PM (F1n4d)

137 Good news! We're partnering with a company called 'ACORN' for GOTV!

Posted by: zsasz at August 28, 2013 02:15 PM (MMC8r)

138 137 Nothing Andy Barkett says or does matters because the Democrats will just use IRS data to intimidate opponents.


Don't forget us.

Posted by: the NSA at August 28, 2013 02:15 PM (lVPtV)

139 Seems pretty screwed up that we have to reach "Filipinos who speak Tagalog" to win an election in, you know, America. Kind of makes you wonder what "winning" looks like under these conditions.

Posted by: mpcarter at August 28, 2013 02:15 PM (9cYOY)

140 >Somebody's putting on his big-boy pants mom jeans!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 06:14 PM (lVPtV)



PUT A BIKE HELMET ON HIM! HE'S GOING INTO BATTLE!

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 28, 2013 02:15 PM (8sCoq)

141 Is Gaylord Focker furiously peddling his pink Hello Kitty bike with the streamers on the handlebars and gives off sparkles as he travels down the road to war?

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 02:16 PM (NqxXc)

142 This is all well and good.  But the real question is:

Can you twerk?

Posted by: Low Info Voter at August 28, 2013 02:16 PM (zZSmI)

143 Did anyone see the park ranger holding an umbrella over Orca at the King event?  Doesn't that bitch have her own staff?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 02:17 PM (lVPtV)

144 I would love there to be a good answer to this, but if it's some combination of "they sat it out on purpose" than we have bigger problems than technology.

GOTV is about shoe leather, not fucking tweets.

Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 28, 2013 02:17 PM (2BHYC)

145 The first rule of thumb when rolling out a new system is to come up with a snappy name, like ORCA or NARWHAL.


I nominate DUGONG.  Unless CANDIRU is available.  Then I nominate that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2013 02:18 PM (8ZskC)

146 The mocking shall end today.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius at August 28, 2013 02:18 PM (8ZskC)

147 At Drudge: city plans toy gun buy back Newark, NJ

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:19 PM (Tnlh/)

148 That's why I didn't go Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, NeoGeo, or Commodore 64. Alas, I failed anyway. I should have gone Gameboy Color, I guess. Nah. I just collect vintage stuff.

Posted by: zsasz at August 28, 2013 02:19 PM (MMC8r)

149 So the RNC hired an infrastructure guy to be CIO. Zero application experience. So we'll have 100% availability of systems that do not meet anyone's functional expectations. Good grief.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2013 02:19 PM (ezakM)

150 Super-duper interview. Good stuff. Food for thought and all  that rot, eh-what!

Posted by: and irresolute at August 28, 2013 02:20 PM (2qM95)

151 At Drudge: city plans toy gun buy back

Newark, NJ



*slams forehead onto desk*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2013 02:20 PM (8ZskC)

152 >>GOTV is about shoe leather, not fucking tweets. You got that right, sex changer. The Dems have the unions, groups like ACORN, the bureaucracy, etc., etc. And once they pick a candidate they fall in line. We've got blogs and once we pick a candidate we start pulling them apart. I'm sorry, saying that there is no difference between having a Republican president and somebody like Obama is nucking futs.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2013 02:21 PM (g1DWB)

153 So the RNC hired an infrastructure guy to be CIO. Zero application experience. So we'll have 100% availability of systems that do not meet anyone's functional expectations. Good grief. Yep. He would have been a great contractor to hire to set up infrastructure, but it doesn't sound like he'll be suited to a CIO position.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2013 02:21 PM (yKTI2)

154 At Drudge: city plans toy gun buy back Newark, NJ I guess Newark's one of those cities with so much extra money it doesn't know what to do with it all...

Posted by: zsasz at August 28, 2013 02:21 PM (MMC8r)

155 143. Correction: pith helmet

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2013 02:21 PM (ezakM)

156 >*slams forehead onto desk*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2013 06:20 PM (8ZskC)



pace yourself- it's a long way to 2016 and you don't want dain bramage

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 28, 2013 02:22 PM (8sCoq)

157 > Correction: pith helmet

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2013 06:21 PM (ezakM)



aw man now I gotta pith

Posted by: Jones in CO at August 28, 2013 02:22 PM (8sCoq)

158 an infrastructure guy to be CIO. Zero application experience.

Cheap offshore code monkeys can do that...poorly.

Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 28, 2013 02:22 PM (2BHYC)

159 So the RNC hired an infrastructure guy to be CIO. Zero application experience. So we'll have 100% availability of systems that do not meet anyone's functional expectations. It's a series of tubes, right...?

Posted by: RNC's Teechnical Understanding at August 28, 2013 02:23 PM (MMC8r)

160 Why can't I just vote for this guy and skip the middle man politicians? I like him better than any of these people everyone is talking about running for our side... Why can't I vote for this guy? FML...

Posted by: Kaptain Amerika at August 28, 2013 02:23 PM (a0o+l)

161 The Obsidian Owl: "That's why I didn't go Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, NeoGeo, or Commodore 64. Alas, I failed anyway. I should have gone Gameboy Color, I guess."

I have only the vaguest notion of those devices and I'm "in" computing. My real concern is, "Which of those items makes the best target from my porch?" And "How many rounds do I need to get it off my lawn?"

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2013 02:23 PM (eHIJJ)

162 To be fair, a kid can trade his toy gun for a book or another toy...either of which costs money, of course.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:23 PM (Tnlh/)

163

I guess Newark's one of those cities with so much extra money it doesn't know what to do with it all...

 

Plus they've caught all the criminals,  so there's no crime.

 

And everybody  has a good job.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 28, 2013 02:23 PM (0HooB)

164 I should have gone Gameboy Color, I guess.

They come in color, dear? You should have told me.

Posted by: Your Grandmother at August 28, 2013 02:24 PM (Oz+LZ)

165 Flash update: the software contract was awarded to the Elbonians, not India

Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 28, 2013 02:24 PM (2BHYC)

166 At Drudge: city plans toy gun buy back Newark, NJ *slams forehead onto desk* At the article it says you can swap toy guns for a book, another toy, or school supplies. I'm wondering what the value is for each of these. If I were on the East Coast I'd go buy crates of the cheapest plastic toy guns out there and put everything I got in exchange on eBay.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2013 02:24 PM (yKTI2)

167 157. Exactly. Prolly found his résumé on dice.com

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2013 02:25 PM (ezakM)

168 > an infrastructure guy to be CIO. Zero application experience.

Cheap offshore code monkeys can do that...poorly.

Posted by: Chelsea Purp


so so raciss...

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at August 28, 2013 02:25 PM (SX6wc)

169 Someone in the comments of the article suggested that a kid trade a half-eaten pop tart.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:25 PM (Tnlh/)

170 The Elbonians sub'd out credit card processing to a eastern European hacker group.

Posted by: Chelsea Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at August 28, 2013 02:25 PM (2BHYC)

171 128 -

Hmmm, sounds like the science is settled.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2013 02:25 PM (BeSEI)

172 "I'm not a witch, I'm you."

Cut. That's a wrap. Get that to YouTube ASAP.  Roll out the Tweets. C'mon, people, we're winning here!

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2013 02:26 PM (UzPAd)

173 151 At Drudge: city plans toy gun buy back

Newark, NJ




Soon they'll be doing a buy-back of G.I. Joes and those little green plastic soldiers.


Gawd, I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 02:26 PM (lVPtV)

174 Someone in the comments of the article suggested that a kid trade a half-eaten pop tart.


What if you just promise never to point your index finger while saying BANG BANG?  Is that worth something?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2013 02:26 PM (8ZskC)

175 151 At Drudge: city plans toy gun buy back Newark, NJ Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 06:19 PM (Tnlh/) Isn't that Cory Booker's city? I have two aunts that live in New Jersey and they have nothing nice to say about him. And they are dyed-in-the-wool liberals.

Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 28, 2013 02:26 PM (kVw0W)

176 To be fair, a kid can trade his toy gun for a book or another toy...either of which costs money, of course. Can they trade up to better toy guns?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 02:27 PM (qc7at)

177 I'm looking forward to the fact that a crappy RNC site reporting our 2014 losses will be up all the time. Sheesh

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 28, 2013 02:27 PM (ezakM)

178 Toy guns?  Wasn't a California school district doing this also?  The stupidity it metastasizes.

Well Elbonians do speak a form of English.

What no Atari Jaguar?

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 02:27 PM (NqxXc)

179 Isn't that Cory Booker's city? I have two aunts that live in New Jersey and they have nothing nice to say about him. And they are dyed-in-the-wool liberals. Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 28, 2013 06:26 PM (kVw0W) Yep.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:28 PM (Tnlh/)

180 55 Oh, blah. I'm tired of this meme...I've been hearing the GOP wasn't Facebooky enough since the 2006 election. It's just an excuse. When we catch up, the Dems will be on to some other new shit. Posted by: Lady Billingsgate (of the North) at August 28, 2013 05:37 PM (kMeUK)
So true. Myspace to LJ to FB to Twitter to Tumblr to Pinterest to. . . it never ends. Speaking of. . . does anyone here listen to Welcome to Nightvale podcast on iTunes? It's very Lovecraftian, I think Morons would like it. Took me a while to get into it but it's grown on me. Supposedly it had a tiny audience until it blew up on Tumblr; the power of social media in action. If you had told me a year ago that the youngins would be raving over what is essentially a modern version of the old radio shows, I'd have laughed at you; guess I better go eat whatever is left of the Ewok's hat.

Posted by: LizLem, sadly too young to start telling twentysomething hipsters to get off her lawn at August 28, 2013 02:28 PM (8wqqE)

181 Can they trade up to better toy guns?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 06:27 PM (qc7at)


You're obviously missing the point. Wingnut.


*eyeroll*

Posted by: A Concerned Newark City Councilhuman at August 28, 2013 02:28 PM (8ZskC)

182 The buyback has been in place since 2011, instituted by Cory Booker in cahoots with Stop Shootin' Inc.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2013 02:29 PM (yKTI2)

183 Moving forward to 2014, what we *really* need to do is kick the SoCons out of the Party, stop talking about abortion and the gays, and focus on lowering taxes! 

Posted by: J. Random FisCon at August 28, 2013 02:29 PM (U+vgB)

184 So what will Harry Reid trade in to get some new toys for the kids?

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 02:29 PM (NqxXc)

185

At Drudge: city plans toy gun buy back



Newark, NJ


 

*slams forehead onto desk*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2013 06:20 PM (8ZskC)

 

 

------------------------------------------

 

 

Play killing must stop! 

 

NO NERFS FOR SMERFS!

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2013 02:29 PM (vGlNi)

186 Chelsea Puma: "Well Elbonians do speak a form of English.'

So, Austrian it is.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 28, 2013 02:29 PM (eHIJJ)

187 They've got the NSA, CIA, FBI, IRS, FEC, and the full cooperation of Google, Facebook, Twitter, NBC, AP, and MYT. But we've got Andy Barkett. Game on!

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2013 02:30 PM (FcR7P)

188 "The internet is a series of tubes"
  -- some Republican senator

Posted by: CanaDave - We're all Rodeo Clowns now... at August 28, 2013 02:30 PM (Q3Q2H)

189 What the hell is ace eating? C'mon already, this thread smells like ass.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2013 02:30 PM (g1DWB)

190 The buyback has been in place since 2011, instituted by Cory Booker in cahoots with Stop Shootin' Inc. Stop Shooting & Start Twerking?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2013 02:30 PM (qc7at)

191 If they don't turn in their toy guns, our drones will hunt them down.

Posted by: Elected Genius Politician at August 28, 2013 02:31 PM (MMC8r)

192 Our Citywide Pussification Program is entering its final stage.

Posted by: A Concerned Newark City Councilhuman at August 28, 2013 02:31 PM (8ZskC)

193 Ask and ye shall receive. New post.

Posted by: baldilocks at August 28, 2013 02:31 PM (Tnlh/)

194 Stop Shooting & Start Twerking? Shootin', it's supposed to appeal to all the rednecks who say, "Shootin'".

Posted by: bonhomme at August 28, 2013 02:32 PM (yKTI2)

195 When I was little, we had a neighbor who threatened to call Child Protective Services on both my father and another neighbor...all because my brother and the neighbor's son had cap guns. Needless to say her husband, who was a cop, caught wind of it and handled the situation. They ended up divorcing two years later.

Posted by: I Be That Chick On Her iPad at August 28, 2013 02:33 PM (kVw0W)

196 bing.com/politics  You can vote live with Brett Baier's panel.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 28, 2013 02:33 PM (NLfPJ)

197 Not that the RNC has ever listened to me, but I hope they have *somebody* pointing out that "gathering information at the person level" is just a tad creepy now that we all know what the NSA has been doing. There had better be some high-voltage opt-out options for all this data gathering, and some public enforcement. Also, can Mr. Barkett put in subliminal messages on the RNC intranet home page to the effect that sending fake "poll" mailings that always have donation bogosity at the end are a stupid idea? One or the other, but not both. It makes me ever so slightly suspicious the "poll" information is dumped because all they want is the check. I just scribble my real opinions (instead of the options they have "helpfully" provided) and send it back sans donation in the prepaid envelope. I wish they would leave me alone.

Posted by: bad cat robot at August 28, 2013 02:34 PM (wfSF5)

198 That's another thing - the GOP needs to drop all this junk about guns.  It's a distraction from the real issues, and it scares away moderates and fiscal conservatives such as myself.  Nothing screams "Redneck hillbilly trying to force you go to his church" like talking about gun rights.  C'mon people, think tactically!

Posted by: J. Random FisCon at August 28, 2013 02:37 PM (U+vgB)

199 201 Not that the RNC has ever listened to me, but I hope they have *somebody* pointing out that "gathering information at the person level" is just a tad creepy now that we all know what the NSA has been doing.
Speaking of, has Adam Carolla ranted about this yet? Is happening in his own backyard. http://ktla.com/2013/ 08/27/glendale-school-to- monitor-students-on-social- media/#axzz2dJ2FobdY

Posted by: LizLem, sadly too young to start telling twentysomething hipsters to get off her lawn at August 28, 2013 02:37 PM (8wqqE)

200 I wonder if I should check to see if Mayor Lumumba of Jackson, MS is throwing money at a toy gun buy back?

Posted by: Chelsea Puma (+SmuD) at August 28, 2013 02:37 PM (NqxXc)

201 "Moving forward to 2014, what we *really* need to do is kick the SoCons out of the Party, stop talking about abortion and the gays, and focus on lowering taxes! Posted by: J. Random FisCon" lol. Exactly. As soon as this guy said "I've been a Republican since I took Econ 101 in college" I knew he was a numbnuts who just doesn't get it. The kind of person who thinks Detroit was destroyed by unions, and Hispanic single mothers are natural "conservatives" who just need to be explained the benefits of eliminating the minimum wage. In other words, another member of the Washington Generals GOP.

Posted by: mpcarter at August 28, 2013 02:40 PM (9cYOY)

202

  I've seen photos of you Alex...

 

  ...and they are glorious.  I'll IM you later babe...

Posted by: Mark Zuckerburg surfing the web in his stained undies at August 28, 2013 02:44 PM (Oydnu)

203 If the GOP nominee agrees with the Democrat on 90% of the issues, what's the point? Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo


If you honestly believe that a Romney Administration would have been 90% the same as an Obama Administration, you're clearly living in an alternate reality.

Which is my point, if conservatives are sitting out the election because they wanted Santorum or Newt Gingrich instead, technology is not our problem. 

The evidence I've seen is that white, rural GOP voters sat out.  To me, that screams some combination of Romney the city slicker Banker and Romney the Mormon had an affect.

I just can't imagine any person that leans toward conservatism would sit out such a pivotal election.

I suppose Democrats could have sat out the election because Obama didn't pass a single payer option and only ObamaCare.  Unfortunately for us, they're grownups when it comes to winning elections.


Posted by: McAdams at August 28, 2013 02:47 PM (mMTNe)

204 think tactically! Posted by: J. Random FisCon at August 28, 2013 06:37 PM (U+vgB) ISWYDT

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at August 28, 2013 02:48 PM (qyfb5)

205 >>Doesn't that bitch have her own staff? Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 28, 2013 06:17 PM (lVPtV) Maybe, but I think it straps on.

Posted by: Aviator at August 28, 2013 02:48 PM (DI+ja)

206 If Andy Barkett (@abarkett) is the GOP's new "social media guy", then why hasn't he tweeted anything in over 4 months?

Posted by: Unagi at August 28, 2013 02:58 PM (q21jI)

207 "If you honestly believe that a Romney Administration would have been 90% the same as an Obama Administration, you're clearly living in an alternate reality. I just can't imagine any person that leans toward conservatism would sit out such a pivotal election." I think the problem is with your definition of "conservatism".

Posted by: mpcarter at August 28, 2013 02:59 PM (9cYOY)

208 I think the problem is with your definition of "conservatism".

Posted by: mpcarter

"Not Obama" is a decent start. 

Hell, if it was between 90's Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, I would have turned out and voted.

Who was this perfect candidate that was defeated in the GOP primaries by Romney, I must have missed him.

Posted by: McAdams at August 28, 2013 03:07 PM (mMTNe)

209 Even the NJ blimp or McCainic (who I loath) would be superior to the messiah or 99.999999999999 % of any potential demorat presidential candidate. There are no more Scoop Jacksons, Sam Nunns, or Patrick Moynihans in the party. They are all craven anti life and liberty paltroons.

Posted by: angel with a sword at August 28, 2013 03:10 PM (4ypfR)

210 I'm late to the party, but also a geek. This guy sounds like a SysAdmin (someone who RUNS computers and networks) mouthing generalities about social media and marketing. I'm not expecting much here.

Posted by: Frankns at August 28, 2013 03:18 PM (0gaDh)

211 "9 After the 2012 election, it became pretty clear that the RNC had fallen
badly behind Democrats in their digital and marketing abilities.



I think that is what everyone thought, but as it turns out the Obamanites were illegally using every government agency in Washington and throughout the nation to spy on people, intimidate them, and to gather data.


I no longer think the Obama campaign was that good at the computer call out data shit. Hell, they aren't worth a shit for anything else why would this be any different?

Posted by: Vic at August 28, 2013 03:55 PM (zZbNF)"



You are wrong, Vic.  It wasn't just one thing.  Obama should have lost last November.  He is a shitty President and everybody knows it, in this country and around the world.  The economy sucks, unemployment sucks, energy prices suck, opportunities for young graduates suck.  Most of that can be traced directly back to Obama's policies. 



In spite of this he won a narrow but decisive victory through a combination of well implemented technology program that allowed microtargeting, analysis and focusing advertising at target voters in critical states.  This was combined with unprecedented abuse of the power of government to harass and obstruct opposition groups and individuals and widespread voter fraud.  They also had the five to fifteen points that the legacy media gives them every election. Without any one of those pieces, Obama would not have been reelected.  



What Republicans have to do to avoid being beaten again by the same gang of feckless, America hating jerkoffs who are currently risking nuclear war overseas and playing with race war at home is to be competent in the technical aspects of electioneering.  In order to prevent Democrats in their present extreme left wing form from returning to power, Republicans will have to get smarter than they have shown any evidence of being and use Obama's Chicago style politics to "punish their enemies" if they ever return to power.  I would personally make the media the number one target.  First I would "rationalize the intellectual property laws" by making copyright protection last exactly as long as patent protection - that is for 20 years so that book, song or movie released before 8/28/1993 will be in the public domain.  That should make the job of the RIAA somewhat simpler since they will have many fewer titles to protect.  It will also put a serious dent in the cash flow of the media companies.  I would also institute an annual auction for wireless spectrum.  The broadcast media are a smaller than they were a few decades ago but they do still have a large influence on Low Information Voters.  Having to bid every year for their spectrum will stir things up a bit.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 28, 2013 03:42 PM (31Nrp)

212 the RNC and the rest of the Beltway RINO's would have to want to win before they would actually do anything to make that possible, and i'm convinced they would rather remain a minority party and keep their personal perks & access to power than do what it would take to win, since that would inevitably loosen their grip on things.


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 28, 2013 04:00 PM (q+fqH)

213 "163 So the RNC hired an infrastructure guy to be CIO. Zero application experience. So we'll have 100% availability of systems that do not meet anyone's functional expectations.

It's a series of tubes, right...?

Posted by: RNC's Teechnical Understanding at August 28, 2013 06:23 PM (MMC8r)"



Compared to rolling out a complex Get Out The Vote system on election day with no previous testing and no back up plan, I'd say 100% availability is an improvement.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 28, 2013 04:45 PM (31Nrp)

214 "13 I think we are going to have big problems with social(ist) media, just by the nature of who uses it most - the young and the Low Info, which are not mutually exclusive.

Oh well, to concede without even trying is an automatic defeat. And besides, I think maybe the NSA might have had a little bit to do with the ORCA failure.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 28, 2013 03:57 PM (WjLUf)"



And I'd say rolling out an untested package on election day to do a critical function with no provision for a backup plan had a lot to do with the ORCA failure. 

Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at August 28, 2013 04:52 PM (31Nrp)

215 Why is the RNC: 1) trying to duplicate what works among Democrat voters instead of finding what works among Republican voters; and 2) going about it by reinventing the wheel in the shape of a killer whale? We don't need another ORCA, dammit.

Posted by: OhioCoastie at August 28, 2013 04:55 PM (9m3Zl)

216 Dammit, just hire the guys who built Gravity. Duh. http://www.redstate.com/2012/12/24/rebuilding-the-party-the-technology/

Posted by: OhioCoastie at August 28, 2013 04:56 PM (9m3Zl)

217 "...the RNC hired Andy Barkett, who had been working at Facebook."

Advice: Watch him very, very carefully.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 28, 2013 05:09 PM (Cn4aq)

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