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April 13, 2021

Quick Hits: Doctor Jill Biden's Sexy, Sexy Tights Edition
— Ace

When I think of Jill Biden -- excuse me, Doctor Jill Biden -- all I can think of is long legs and deep breaths.

True conservatism, everyone:

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1 Top 10?

Posted by: Weasel at April 12, 2021 04:11 PM (MVjcR)

2 I always hated Drooling Joe, but now I find myself seeing him at least partly as a sad fool being jerked around by his grasping harpy of a handler/wife

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2021 04:18 PM (Q9lwr)

3 I tried to NOOD in the thread below, but the blog seems to be acting funny. Cannot access that thread (BLM/Housing) and the comments seem to be gone. People could be trapped in there!

Posted by: Weasel at April 12, 2021 04:22 PM (MVjcR)

4 I'll try nooding. Hopefully the Horde will believe me when I say you can comment here.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 12, 2021 04:34 PM (mdjgu)

5 ohhh a treasure hunt

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 12, 2021 04:35 PM (FZYNt)

6 ;">They all look like whores.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 13, 2021 05:40 PM (nxdel)

7 You laugh now, but just wait until Kamel Toe makes the "first man-lady" wear the same tights.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2021 05:40 PM (JMMlQ)

8 Well, I don't know what happened. My comment was supposed to be a pretty shade of blue.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 13, 2021 05:41 PM (nxdel)

9 I'D *@#$%^& IT RAAWWK!

Posted by: Pornographic Parrot at April 13, 2021 05:41 PM (Tnijr)

10 Hat tip for everyone out there, your wife's tights do NOT make a good covid mask.

Which someone would have told me.

I've been smelling tuna for the last two weeks.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 13, 2021 05:41 PM (JMMlQ)

11 I'm pretty sure that the one in the second pic, in the red leather jacket, is a dude.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 05:41 PM (Qtg3R)

I would not play "Dr." with her.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 13, 2021 05:42 PM (QzJWU)

13 Dr Jill can give me an enema any time... so secksie

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 13, 2021 05:42 PM (flINI)

14 Yeah that pedophile totally looks like a chick. I was completely fooled.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 05:43 PM (Ez6QX)

15 Days of Noah. Good is evil. Evil is Good. Up is down, down is up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 13, 2021 05:43 PM (Mzdiz)

16 And looking at that last pic, it's obvious we are due for some "hard times".

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 05:43 PM (Qtg3R)

17 I'm sure someone will come along and comfirm granny porn is a thing. Pack your bags Lot.

Posted by: Only Context at April 13, 2021 05:44 PM (xEIoY)

18 We laughed at the older women in "sexy" stockings yesterday. Somehow the woman wearing the large dish towel just takes the cake as far as sexy attire./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 05:44 PM (7hF2c)

19 Those trannies aren't exactly celebrating diversity.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 13, 2021 05:45 PM (sWM8x)

I'm sure someone will come along and comfirm granny porn is a thing. Pack your bags Lot.
Posted by: Only Context at April 13, 2021 05:44 PM (xEIoY)

Is 60+ magazine still a thing?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 05:46 PM (Qtg3R)

21 >> and comfirm granny porn is a thing.
It's been a thing. For a good long while. You don't want to know what the new things are. Trust me.

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 13, 2021 05:46 PM (Mzdiz)

22 I always hated Drooling Joe, but now I find myself seeing him at least partly as a sad fool being jerked around by his grasping harpy of a handler/wife

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2021 04:18 PM (Q9lwr)

It's like a particularly retarded version of "The Fisherman's Wife".

Posted by: naturalfake's Not So Clever Ripostes Only $0.25 at April 13, 2021 05:46 PM (dWwl8)

23 If I were Hunter Biden, I'd pick up Dr. Jill and bang her like an in-season Delaware whore.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 13, 2021 05:46 PM (03n3v)

24 She looks horrible slutted up

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2021 05:47 PM (Cxk7w)

25 Damn.. hitting refresh I feel like I'm on a roller coaster ride! lol!

Posted by: jewells45 at April 13, 2021 05:47 PM (nxdel)

26 I tried to NOOD in the thread below, but the blog seems to be acting funny. Cannot access that thread (BLM/Housing) and the comments seem to be gone. People could be trapped in there! Posted by: Weasel at April 12, 2021 04:22 PM (MVjcR)

We'll have to get cutting torches, and cut through the hull plates near the keel!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2021 05:47 PM (mzC78)

27 A tiny segment of the population who insists on allowing men into high school girls' locker rooms, mutilating children and being assholes about pronouns.

Posted by: Trich at April 13, 2021 05:48 PM (7wCmd)

28 Lincoln Project has a bit of a nerve.

Methinks they doth protest too much. Perverts.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 13, 2021 05:48 PM (LS3oW)

29 If I were Hunter Biden, I'd pick up Dr. Jill and bang her like an in-season Delaware whore.
Rumor is he did. Which completes the family bingo card I think - step mom, sister in law, and niece.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 13, 2021 05:48 PM (JMMlQ)

30 Oh, not it makes sense: tranny transition=early release

Posted by: Dusty Boomer at April 13, 2021 05:48 PM (BdDfF)

31 Take a pill

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 05:49 PM (FWUd5)

32 10-15 years ago, I kept wondering why bill Kristol was constantly on TV, or getting gigs on liberal Newspapers. What's his secret, I wondered? How did he do it?
And now we know the answer, he was a liberal!

Posted by: rccean at April 13, 2021 05:50 PM (evE25)

33 More on the days of Noah front: Just as we predicted (I remember we had a long discussion about this), a New York state parent has a filed a lawsuit claiming that laws against incest are unconstitutional. Parent wants to marry its child. I say "its" because the identity and gender are being concealed.
Love wins. This probably won't go anywhere. But it soon will. This is just the first shot in the legal battle, rest assured.
And all your corporations will enthusiastically support it.
Wow, I realize now that I'm like cool with YUGE corporate taxes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 13, 2021 05:50 PM (Mzdiz)

3 I tried to NOOD in the thread below, but the blog seems to be acting funny. Cannot access that thread (BLM/Housing) and the comments seem to be gone. People could be trapped in there!

Posted by: Weasel at April 12, 2021 04:22 PM (MVjcR)

FORGET 'EM!! THEY'RE GONE!!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 13, 2021 05:50 PM (DTX3h)

35 Cap'n Bill seems remarkably pathetic today. Where does that piece of garbage get the impression he matters?

Posted by: Northernlurker, now with more lurk than ever at April 13, 2021 05:50 PM (lgiXo)

36 I dream of a threesome with Jill Biden and Brigitte Macron.

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at April 13, 2021 05:51 PM (8SSHh)

37 #34 was supposed to be a "CPL Hicks" sock. Got entangled in the captcha.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 13, 2021 05:51 PM (DTX3h)

I'm pretty sure that the one in the second pic, in the red leather jacket, is a dude. Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 05:41 PM (Qtg3R)

Either that or really, really, really bad plastic surgery.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 13, 2021 05:51 PM (Ez6QX)

39 Said for years trannies propagate more trannies by actions and exception.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2021 05:51 PM (Cxk7w)

40 And it's neither here or there, but the shoes on the woman in the second picture are awful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 05:51 PM (7hF2c)

41 Wow. So much insanity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 05:51 PM (lmikk)

42 So reduced testosterone means the perv won't re-offend, but rape is about power and not about sex.
Perfectly sensible.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 13, 2021 05:52 PM (sWM8x)

43 Saying its not bad.

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 05:52 PM (FWUd5)

44 Bill: when Google and Amazon don't like you, you know you've forgotten to read their latest instructions.

Posted by: rccean at April 13, 2021 05:52 PM (evE25)

45 Maybe DOCTOR Jill is trying to give Macron's wife a run for the money in the "most inappropriately dressed spouse of a head of state" category.

Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2021 05:52 PM (wyw4S)

34 3 I tried to NOOD in the thread below, but the blog seems to be acting funny. Cannot access that thread (BLM/Housing) and the comments seem to be gone. People could be trapped in there!

Posted by: Weasel at April 12, 2021 04:22 PM (MVjcR)

FORGET 'EM!! THEY'RE GONE!!
Posted by:antisocial justice beatnikat April 13, 2021 05:50 PM (DTX3h)

If we hadn't sealed the hatch, the whole blog could have sunk.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 13, 2021 05:53 PM (H5knJ)

47 Well I nooded a few minutes ago and they must be up here now because there isn't any more comments after mine.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2021 05:53 PM (Cxk7w)

48 Does anyone remember Bella abzug?

She was the first Non-Tranny that looked like a Tranny. Only her hairdresser knew for sure.

Posted by: rccean at April 13, 2021 05:53 PM (evE25)

49 And it's neither here or there, but the shoes on the woman in the second picture are awful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 05:51 PM (7hF2c)

Looking at her face and neck, "she" may be a tranny.

So, the shoes are right in character.

Posted by: naturalfake's Not So Clever Ripostes Only $0.25 at April 13, 2021 05:54 PM (dWwl8)

50 Mutton dressed as lamb

Posted by: fluffy goes retro at April 13, 2021 05:54 PM (UnQlg)

51 Days of Noah. Good is evil. Evil is Good. Up is down, down is up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 13, 2021 05:43 PM (Mzdiz)

Yes sir! Let the end times roll.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at April 13, 2021 05:54 PM (5FCda)

52 If corporations keep walking away from your party, maybe you're the problem?That's right. We agree. I am a problem.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 13, 2021 05:54 PM (Zz53D)

53 i commented on this thread yesterday
it's deja vu all over again

Posted by: Rick in SK at April 13, 2021 05:54 PM (FZYNt)

54
Someone downstairs, I think it was Skip, said "Nood - Granny Porn" and I thought to myself, I guess I should have pulled the shades down.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 05:55 PM (45fpk)

55 Weimar is the model for where American (and Western in general) culture is going. And we see how that worked out. History is repeating. I think the tranny shit, the gender bending becoming accepted and even required, is one of the symptoms of peak degeneracy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 13, 2021 05:55 PM (Mzdiz)

56 Pedo Project has no shame whatsoever.
Pedo Project wants corporations and teenage boys to not run away from them.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 13, 2021 05:55 PM (5NXRQ)

57 People have gotten so crazy.

I don't know how I'd take all this if I was still in the working world.
Have to deal with this insanity or go broke.
My sympathy to all of you who do.

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 13, 2021 05:55 PM (LS3oW)

58 I finally looked at the pic. Barf. That guy in the orange has a huge head.

Posted by: f'd at April 13, 2021 05:56 PM (Tnijr)

59 O tempura, o Morris !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 13, 2021 05:56 PM (K65Kq)

60 All I know is i believe every word he says.

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 05:56 PM (FWUd5)

61 Three of those four women are without masks!!1111 OMG!! They're trying to kill us all. sark.
I need to take a break.

Posted by: Winston GOPe not one dime, not one vote at April 13, 2021 05:56 PM (nJrsy)

62 They are remaking Last of Us- again? The sales for 2 must not have been so good. And they are completely out of ideas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 05:56 PM (lmikk)

63 yeah what's creepier?
old lady dressed like a ho?
or old lady dressed like a little girl?
hmm... using the "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane" measure, I'll go with Mrs Macron as creepier (slightly)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 13, 2021 05:57 PM (j9HX3)

64 38 I'm pretty sure that the one in the second pic, in the red leather jacket, is a dude. Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 05:41 PM (Qtg3R)

Either that or really, really, really bad plastic surgery.

Posted by: Jordan61

I thought it was that Botox cat lady.

Posted by: mot at April 13, 2021 05:58 PM (jad3h)

65 Bela Abzug's hats were FABULOUS.

Posted by: Rep Frederica Wilson at April 13, 2021 05:58 PM (sWM8x)

66 Even Ham would take a hard pass on jill

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 05:59 PM (Dy90X)

67 most inappropriately dressed spouse of a head of state" category.

Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2021 05:52 PM (wyw4S)

Have you forgotten Michelle Obama's horrid taste in...uh...everything?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2021 05:59 PM (Q9lwr)

68 Is that DR Jill in the last photo. The tights don't look that great on her. Poor posture, skinny legs.
And seriously, if your life is transformed from copying the tights of some woman you do not know, how sad is your life. One would think people stopped being silly lemmings well before 70.

Posted by: chique at April 13, 2021 05:59 PM (yyDun)

69 Can I speak my words of wisdom all in red?

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 05:59 PM (FWUd5)

70 second lady is a victim of many years of plastic surgery

and anorexia

and drugs

also some elderly women tend to look a bit more masculine when the estrogen goes away, sadly.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 13, 2021 05:59 PM (j9HX3)

71 I'm sure someone will come along and comfirm granny porn is a thing.
______________

LOL, when I see a 70-year old woman in 4-inch stiletto heels, I just think that that poor old lady should be careful she doesn't fall off those shoes and break a hip.

There's just something sad about women that age dressing like they're still in their 20's. You're a grandma, Jill Biden. Deal with it!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2021 05:59 PM (k4dH2)

72 They are remaking Last of Us- again? The sales for 2 must not have been so good. And they are completely out of ideas.

Posted by:Aetius451ADat April 13, 2021 05:56 PM (lmikk)

Watch them change up the protagonist since Ellen Page is now Elliot. Now Naughty Dog can rip Elliot's look off.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 13, 2021 05:59 PM (5NXRQ)

Someone downstairs, I think it was Skip, said "Nood - Granny Porn" and I thought to myself, I guess I should have pulled the shades down.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 05:55 PM (45fpk)

I chuckled, grammie.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 05:59 PM (Qtg3R)

74 Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 05:55 PM (45fpk)
LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 13, 2021 06:00 PM (7hF2c)

75 Doctor Jill dresses like a retired stripper.

Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 13, 2021 06:00 PM (py3BK)

76 the old grey whistle snatch on BBC

Posted by: x at April 13, 2021 06:00 PM (oA+QO)

77 EPSTEINIVS NON COMMITTERE MORS VOLVNTARIA

Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at April 13, 2021 06:00 PM (DMUuz)

78 2 I always hated Drooling Joe, but now I find myself seeing him at least partly as a sad fool being jerked around by his grasping harpy of a handler/wife

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 12, 2021 04:18 PM (Q9lwr)

Gird yourself man. Biden is a reprehensible piece of corrupt shit deserving of no mercy let alone empathy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 13, 2021 06:02 PM (o2MD2)

79 I have absolutely no idea why the North American Man-Boy Lincoln Association would stan for corporations who want to bring girl penis into your daughter's locker room.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 13, 2021 06:02 PM (DXFDM)

80 so we all agree i am a pretty good troll?

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:02 PM (FWUd5)

81 "second lady is a victim of many years of plastic surgery
and anorexia
and drugs
also some elderly women tend to look a bit more masculine when the estrogen goes away, sadly. "
.
Being born with a pecker probably contributes too.

GREEN

Posted by: f'd at April 13, 2021 06:02 PM (Tnijr)

82 Weimar is the model for where American (and Western in general) culture is going. And we see how that worked out. History is repeating. I think the tranny shit, the gender bending becoming accepted and even required, is one of the symptoms of peak degeneracy.

People keep using "Weimar" as shorthand for degeneracy, but if you really look at Weimar Germany, the sordid and perverse were confined to a small audience of cafe elitists, who exerted influence only among their peers or among the various political groups who used them as a punching bag for everything that was wrong with democracy.

Not that there weren't degenerates haunting the streets of Berlin in the 1920s, but they were not celebrated and pushed as role models by an utterly corrupt, morally bankrupt and treasonous media / political complex as we have today.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2021 06:02 PM (2JVJo)

83 Yes, the "race" in crime statistics is interesting.
For example, not only are Arabs "white" but so are "Hispanics" for purposes of the race of the criminal. However, "Hispanics" are their own subcategory for victims of crimes. I'm not sure if "Middle Eastern" or whatever catch-all the FBI would use when compiling these statistics is or not.
Look at the TX top ten most wanted list. It almost always includes almost exclusively white men with names like "Jose Rodriguez" who often times is a "foreign national"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 13, 2021 06:02 PM (UPoLF)

84 In rare cases, COVID vaccines cause reactions for those with facial fillers
watch out DOCTOR Jill!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 13, 2021 06:02 PM (j9HX3)

Have you forgotten Michelle Obama's horrid taste in...uh...everything?

Yes, she had hideous taste. But in fairness, dressing a linebacker is not easy. Nor is concealing a ladypenis.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 13, 2021 06:02 PM (H5knJ)

86 BTW, saw some pretty transparent propaganda being deployed here today by Otto Zilch and Nova local. Guess it was only a matter of time before the vaccine trolls were unleashed.

Posted by: Gaelic Girl's Irish Democracy at April 13, 2021 06:02 PM (5FCda)

77 EPSTEINIVS NON COMMITTERE MORS VOLVNTARIA
Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at April 13, 2021 06:00 PM (DMUuz)

Translation: Save yourselves from Hell.
Everyone else: ok, let's get on that ship!*
*classical reference

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:03 PM (lmikk)

88 You know who could rock Dr. Jill's outfit?

Posted by: Kyrsten Sinema at April 13, 2021 06:03 PM (sWM8x)

Have you forgotten Michelle Obama's horrid taste in...uh...everything?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2021 05:59 PM (Q9lwr)

The boob belts are seared into my hippocampus, thank you very much.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at April 13, 2021 06:03 PM (DXFDM)

90 You remember those videos of Big Mike Obama where "she" appears to be hung like a horse. Well, the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, appears to have suffered a major tucking failure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7YiFQFk6fc

They're everywhere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 13, 2021 06:04 PM (Mzdiz)

91 "Jacinda Ardern" just really seems like a tranny name

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 13, 2021 06:04 PM (j9HX3)

92 To comment on the prior thread -- the NCAA is going to lose that battle with Florida and then Texas. The axis of power in college sports runs from Texas through the Southeastern states to Florida. Nobody on the eastern seaboard really cares about college sports and they're mostly an afterthought on the West Coast. Look at the Pac 10's TV contract hilarity, the demand isn't there. A significant chunk of the Big 10 comes from red states and others purple.
The SEC alone can split off and everyone in that region would jump for joy. SEC football is the crown jewel of college sports and those people aren't backing down to corporations critical of them that also saddle up with slave labor-loving China.

Posted by: Trich at April 13, 2021 06:05 PM (7wCmd)

93 Women over 70: "I've never felt this sexy"

Sad.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2021 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

94 Not that there weren't degenerates haunting the streets of Berlin in the 1920s, but they were not celebrated and pushed as role models by an utterly corrupt, morally bankrupt and treasonous media / political complex as we have today.

Posted by:Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercingat April 13, 2021 06:02 PM (2JVJo)

This is one of those topics that it's hard to talk about without being accused of being anti Semitic and being pro-NAZI.

Suffice to say, Berlin was the most progressive city in the world, and the sex capital of Europe, and many Germans were not in favor of that.

But, yes, it was largely limited to Berlin.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 13, 2021 06:05 PM (UPoLF)

95 Mooch would wear a Arab tent and the journals would say she look fabulous.

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2021 06:05 PM (Cxk7w)

96 So CBD is religious?

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:05 PM (FWUd5)

97 The Rear Admiral is doubtlessly pursuing a lifetime humiliation record.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 06:05 PM (y7DUB)

98 Bill Kristol seems to keep forgetting that we know he is an asshole and obsequious douchebag. But, Bill, we haven't forgot!

Posted by: steve walsh at April 13, 2021 06:06 PM (PBCuZ)

You remember those videos of Big Mike Obama where "she" appears to be hung like a horse. Well, the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, appears to have suffered a major tucking failure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7YiFQFk6fc

They're everywhere.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 13, 2021 06:04 PM (Mzdiz)

WHAT THE FCUK?!?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 06:06 PM (Qtg3R)

100 You know who could rock Dr. Jill's outfit?
_______________

Paulina Porizkova. She recently posed nude (well, in a sheer teddy, with her nips covered by emjois) for some women's magazine cover (Vogue?). Saw a photo of it in the Daily Mail. Paulina is 55 but she's still got a rocking good body. Not sure her 20-something sons are going to appreciate seeing it nekkid on magazine stands though.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2021 06:07 PM (k4dH2)

101 Look at the Pac 10's TV contract hilarity, the demand isn't there.

The Pac 10 makes the GOP seem well run.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 06:07 PM (y7DUB)

102 The SEC alone can split off and everyone in that region would jump for joy. SEC football is the crown jewel of college sports and those people aren't backing down to corporations critical of them that also saddle up with slave labor-loving China.
The NCAA is a joke of an evil organization and they have thoroughly ruined college sports and will continue destroying same unless the SEC or something similar stands up to them.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 13, 2021 06:07 PM (j9HX3)

103 Bill Kristol should transition so he can change his name to Crystal Kristol.
Houma is he's thought about it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2021 06:08 PM (2DOZq)

104

87 Translation: Save yourselves from Hell.
Everyone else: ok, let's get on that ship!*
*classical reference

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:03 PM (lmikk)

I get the impression that Mike at RLM was less than impressed with that movie.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 13, 2021 06:08 PM (DTX3h)

105 They're everywhere.

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 13, 2021 06:04 PM (Mzdiz)

why do they always seem to wind up in government?

Posted by: Jakee308 at April 13, 2021 06:09 PM (LS3oW)

106 Hey everybody. Good news: Jill Biden's heard of tights/pantyhose. Bad news: She buys 'em in bulk from Rick James' estate... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2021 06:09 PM (L2ZTs)

107 I am all in favor of people freely expressing their gender pre(tend)ference.

Calling a dog's tail a leg is fun, but it doesn't make it a five-legged dog.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2021 06:10 PM (m45I2)

108 Let me try that again...

Hey everybody.

Good news: Jill Biden's heard of tights/pantyhose.
Bad news: She buys 'em in bulk from Rick James' estate... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2021 06:10 PM (L2ZTs)

109 Women over 70: "I've never felt this sexy"
Oh FFS.. last thing on my mind these days. I'm happy to just wake up every morning.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 13, 2021 06:10 PM (nxdel)

110 Poor Cap'n Kristol, his internal compass is stuck on the "tilting towards windmills" setting and he is unwilling to have a repairman fix it.

If I only had him as a source of information, I would swear that Donald Trump is still in the White House.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 13, 2021 06:10 PM (cwI4U)

111 Can I just stick with red?

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:11 PM (FWUd5)

112 You remember those videos of Big Mike Obama where "she" appears to be hung like a horse. Well, the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern, appears to have suffered a major tucking failure:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7YiFQFk6fc

They're everywhere.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 13, 2021 06:04 PM (Mzdiz)

WHAT THE FCUK?!?

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 06:06 PM (Qtg3R)

Now, now. Maybe she's just sporting a prolapsed uterus.

Posted by: naturalfake's Not So Clever Ripostes Only $0.25 at April 13, 2021 06:11 PM (dWwl8)

113 Jill really needs to have herself set to "short skirt, long jacket."
Not

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2021 06:11 PM (q5Dwz)

114

You know who could rock Dr. Jill's outfit?
_______________

Paulina Porizkova

Or Elle Macpherson, Rachel Hunter, Brooke Shields, Kathy Ireland.

Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 06:12 PM (Qtg3R)

115 At least the fourth one's face is covered.

Posted by: soulpile at April 13, 2021 06:12 PM (VTLGo)

116 The NCAA move says they have the players on their side.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 13, 2021 06:12 PM (b+v9B)

117

I get the impression that Mike at RLM was less than impressed with that movie.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 13, 2021 06:08 PM (DTX3h)

Mike, I like, but he is not the guy who decides for me whether a movie is fun. Haunted House/Ghost Ship movie. Like most 'good' horror movies it did a great job of building tension early on, with lighting, quick cuts and music. It is the end where everything goes off the rails. When you have to actually do the reveal, it loses something. Hard to get away from having to do that in order to resolve the story.
Still, Shakespeare compared to most shit these days. Low bar, I know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:13 PM (lmikk)

118 Ernst Rhom was a voracious homosexual.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2021 06:13 PM (2DOZq)

119 So, the religous person named cb D something... his D means what exactly?

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:14 PM (FWUd5)

120 'Pretendference'.
Well done, Muldoon.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:14 PM (lmikk)

121 116 The NCAA move says they have the players on their side.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at April 13, 2021 06:12 PM (b+v9B)

They should fucking man up then and go on strike.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 13, 2021 06:14 PM (o2MD2)

122 TrivialPursuer,
The phrase you want is "Mutton dressed as lamb" for the NY Post picture.

Posted by: mmack at April 13, 2021 06:14 PM (pQuLh)

123

Have you forgotten Michelle Obama's horrid taste in...uh...everything?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2021 05:59 PM (Q9lwr)[quote/]

Well, I was trying to. Thanks a lot, pal. But her spouse is no longer the head of state so she's limited to the runner-up category.

Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2021 06:14 PM (wyw4S)

124

118 Ernst Rhom was a voracious homosexual.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2021 06:13 PM (2DOZq)

Oddly, I cannot think of a Nazi Leader who I would think of as 'well adjusted.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:15 PM (lmikk)

125 So, I'm not 70 yet. But I'll tell you what, unless one has lots of 'corrective' and extensive 'corrections' to your face and body, life will take you down your particular path. Get the fk over trying to be young. We all get older. Embrace it.

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 13, 2021 06:15 PM (VI5YT)

126 For crying out loud, how did I muck that up? I know the "close quote" was right after CBD's hash.

Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2021 06:15 PM (wyw4S)

127 Yeah, Rohm. Antifa and BLM should take heed of Rohm and his minions' fate. The oligarchy has the same plans for them when they cease to be useful.

Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 13, 2021 06:15 PM (Mzdiz)

128 Throw me a bone.

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:16 PM (FWUd5)

129 Yeah, what that NZ PM is packing is way different than Big Mike's choad.

Posted by: Captain Hate Won't Forget Ashli Babbitt at April 13, 2021 06:16 PM (y7DUB)

130 Never mind.

Green green green GREEN.

Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2021 06:16 PM (wyw4S)

131 Ernst Rhom was a voracious homosexual.

The funny thing is that his mother and sister to their dying day insisted he was straight.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2021 06:16 PM (2JVJo)

132 $10, same as at the old folks home

Posted by: x at April 13, 2021 06:16 PM (oA+QO)

133 "Well adjusted" does not sync with failed painter or failed chicken farmer.
Blondie got Epstein'd.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2021 06:17 PM (q5Dwz)

134 Now, now. Maybe she's just sporting a prolapsed uterus.

That's why they invented athletic supporters.When I was in Indonesia I saw a dog waddling down the street with a prolapsed anus/uterus. Didn't look quite so happy as Jacinda, though.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2021 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

135 Behind The Green Wheelchair Door.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 13, 2021 06:17 PM (Zz53D)

136

Or Elle Macpherson, Rachel Hunter, Brooke Shields, Kathy Ireland.
Posted by: Swingin' for the downs at April 13, 2021 06:12 PM (Qtg3R)

Elizabeth Hurley is the one I think of these days. Hell, Jane Seymour kept it going for a long time. Hurley though: oddly I find her more attractive now than I did back then (say Austin Powers days.) That seems strange to me, but there you go. The Bedazzled remake is when she started to get really hot for me (no pun intended.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:18 PM (lmikk)

137 bluebell, did you ever find the link to the story about the young mom being arrested while in church?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 06:18 PM (Dy90X)

138 Green green green GREEN.

Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2021 06:16 PM

That ain't easy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2021 06:18 PM (dkvcO)

139 Oddly, I cannot think of a Nazi Leader who I would think of as 'well adjusted.'

Depending upon certain definitions of "well adjusted," you might - MIGHT - put Speer and Goering into that category. Perhaps von Schirach, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2021 06:18 PM (2JVJo)

140 The most challenging thing about wearing hose like that is getting the varicose veins to line up with the lace pattern.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2021 06:19 PM (m45I2)

141

127 Yeah, Rohm. Antifa and BLM should take heed of Rohm and his minions' fate. The oligarchy has the same plans for them when they cease to be useful.
Posted by: publius, Rascally etc,etc at April 13, 2021 06:15 PM (Mzdiz)

Order has to be restored some time, or things could get out of hand for the Party.
I am actually interested that they have no been stomped on yet. The Party must not consider themselves firmly in control enough yet to get rid of their instrument of chaos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:20 PM (lmikk)

142 "Perhaps von Schirach, too."

I love his hot sauce!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2021 06:20 PM (Rvt88)

143
I could wear a short skirt and tights. I look young from the waist down. Unfortunately, I'm 29 years old so that's where my boobs are too. Down by my waist.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 06:20 PM (45fpk)

144 Ben Had, yes I did, thanks. I went back later and saw one of our Texicans had posted it. Maybe rhennigan, or maybe rickb.
Oh gosh, when I was typing rickb my phone suggested "rickl" and now I'm sad.

Posted by: bluebell at April 13, 2021 06:20 PM (wyw4S)

145

If corporations keep walking away from your party, maybe you're the problem?

What is a convenient dismissal of other people if it doesn't happen to you, Alex?

Posted by: Axeman at April 13, 2021 06:20 PM (JTfFs)

146 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2021 06:18 PM (2JVJo)
Goering was a huge heroin addict.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2021 06:20 PM (2DOZq)

147 Muldoon, well done.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 06:21 PM (Dy90X)

148 Might add Canaris to the list.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2021 06:21 PM (q5Dwz)

149 Behind The Green Wheelchair Door.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

Debbie Does Del Boca Vista.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2021 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

150 has someone already said, "Senile married to Teen-ile" ?

Posted by: pattiO'table at April 13, 2021 06:21 PM (wtnJT)

151 So, Dildo is in the bible somewhere? Not mine.

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:21 PM (FWUd5)

152 Some people act all greener-than-thou!
GREEN!

Posted by: Axeman at April 13, 2021 06:21 PM (JTfFs)

153

Depending upon certain definitions of "well adjusted," you might - MIGHT - put Speer and Goering into that category. Perhaps von Schirach, too.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2021 06:18 PM (2JVJo)

Goerhing was a... morphine addict(?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:22 PM (lmikk)

154 The photoshop of pinhead rapist Trudeau as Mao is awesome.

Posted by: spindrift at April 13, 2021 06:22 PM (/IDFX)

155 @125 COMountainMarie-True but some people choose the wrong path when it could have been avoided with better life choices. Go take a look at your old classmates on Facebook or something. Some have aged gracefully and some have not.

Posted by: JROD at April 13, 2021 06:22 PM (0jZnq)

156 Nothing says "I'm a highly regarded professional in my field" quite like fishnet tights.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 13, 2021 06:23 PM (7xkG6)

157 Anytime I hear of anybody "rocking" anything, I fade out. One more stupid expression in a stupid time.

Posted by: Homo Viator at April 13, 2021 06:23 PM (H8QX8)

158 148Might add Canaris to the list.

Posted by:Anna Puma

Canaris earned not being grouped with Nazis

Posted by: x at April 13, 2021 06:23 PM (oA+QO)

159 "Dr." Jill. I would hit it in the stink hole thru her L'eggs panty hose.
But only if she was nice to me and tipped well.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 13, 2021 06:23 PM (R/m4+)

160 Yes sorry. Morphine addict.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2021 06:24 PM (2DOZq)

161 I wouldn't pork "Dr. " Jill with Ace's dick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 13, 2021 06:24 PM (o2MD2)

162 Green, Green It's green they say on the far side of the hill Green, Green I'm going away to where the grass is greener still
Ladies and Gentlemen...The New Christie Minstrels!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM3_hD6Mr5g

BONUS! Cute Japanese version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD2SmU0z71A

Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2021 06:24 PM (dWwl8)

163 Y'all make fun of my step monster all you want, but when she removes her dentures? Homina homina homina!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 13, 2021 06:24 PM (kTF2Z)

164 Wish I could quote the bar owner in "The Guardian" That's my feeling about aging.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 06:25 PM (Dy90X)

165 The most challenging thing about wearing hose like that is getting the varicose veins to line up with the lace pattern.

Posted by: Muldoon

For me it's finding ones that match the knee socks.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2021 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

166

148 Might add Canaris to the list.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2021 06:21 PM (q5Dwz)

He is a good example.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:25 PM (lmikk)

167 Until I turn 90 I ain't banging anyone over 70.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2021 06:25 PM (2DOZq)

168 Canaris had a few screws loose and then he apparently missed his adjutant plotting Operation Valkyrie. He kinda stumbled onto that meat hook.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 13, 2021 06:26 PM (q5Dwz)

169 Dr., Jill to the rednecks.

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:26 PM (FWUd5)

170 Go take a look at your old classmates on Facebook or something. Some have aged gracefully and some have not.

Posted by: JROD at April 13, 2021 06:22 PM (0jZnq)

I saw a picture recently - I think it was celebrating Tony Dow's 75th birthday maybe. Wally from Leave it to Beaver. Anyway, he looked just exactly like how an older version of Wally would look. Very nice. He was posed with Jerry Mathers, who looked like a rather unfortunate Beaver.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 06:26 PM (45fpk)

171

117 Still, Shakespeare compared to most shit these days. Low bar, I know. Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:13 PM (lmikk)

Concur; I dig Event Horizon despite the flaws. If you've not seen it already, GoodBadFlicks's "Exploring Event Horizon" on YooBoob is a great watch.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 13, 2021 06:26 PM (DTX3h)

172 When I think of Jill Biden -- excuse me, Doctor Jill Biden -- all I can think of is long legs and deep breaths.

SQUIRT ðŸ’§ðŸ’§

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at April 13, 2021 06:26 PM (I8FKK)

173 Those Quick Hits need some mood music. https://youtu.be/hFjoOOPU6Xo

Posted by: Puddleglum, future Tyrell Corp employee at April 13, 2021 06:28 PM (lBRPF)

174 Looks like someone is hiding grilled cheese sandwich under a black doilie.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at April 13, 2021 06:28 PM (DjiZK)

175
I think it's good to have a debate about this issue but we need to ask ourselves if we're gonna be a narrow-based party based on the issue of old women wearing fishnet stockings and wondering what's going on under neath and why she's married to an old drooling fossil or are we gonna be a more conservative and compassionate party and not think about these sorts of things, and I think that's important if we're to expand the party.
- Governor Asa

Posted by: Senator Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller PhD Esq at April 13, 2021 06:28 PM (NuVOb)

176 Von Mannstein might be a good example, but we are also watching in real time. In 50 years, will they be disputing the myth of a 'clean' GOPe'?
We can only hope.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:28 PM (lmikk)

177 NOOD

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:29 PM (FWUd5)

178 The Pedo should've been transitioned from jail to grave.

Posted by: Wicklow at April 13, 2021 06:29 PM (uH65w)

179 I've NEVER created a fake Chad Tinder account for the sole purpose of going 4D chess on women just to play out that script that anon posted for the lulz. I also have zero screen shots saved from these side splitting conversations that never occurred. *shifty eyes*

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 13, 2021 06:29 PM (kqy6f)

180 Mommy Longlegs.

Posted by: Toad-O at April 13, 2021 06:29 PM (cct0t)

181 When viewing these supposedly sexy pics of Dr. Jill, it isn't "Legs" by ZZ Top that comes to mind. More like "TV Dinners"

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at April 13, 2021 06:30 PM (cwI4U)

182 I'm a DOCTOR. A DOCTOR of GILFology! Meow.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at April 13, 2021 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

183 Very nice. He was posed with Jerry Mathers, who looked like a rather unfortunate Beaver.
Yeah for such a cute kid he looks very unfortunate as an adult.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 13, 2021 06:30 PM (nxdel)

184 According to HotFart, Mick Jagger and Dave Grohl have come out with an anti-lockdown song.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2021 06:30 PM (L2ZTs)

185

Wish I could quote the bar owner in "The Guardian" That's my feeling about aging.
-- Ben Had

When the heck did we get old?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2021 06:30 PM (Rvt88)

186 'but we are also watching something similar in real time'.
Dammit, I hate when I think I have typed parts of the sentence that I actually have not.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:30 PM (lmikk)

187 So Dildo is biblical? I never saw that word in my gods book. Must be the devils work.

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:31 PM (FWUd5)

188 was craving Arby's but not so much now

Posted by: x at April 13, 2021 06:32 PM (oA+QO)

189 Old Testament.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:32 PM (lmikk)

190 When the heck did we get old?

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2021 06:30 PM (Rvt8

1985

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2021 06:32 PM (45fpk)

191 I am as impressed with Dr. Jill's tights as I was with Geraldo's selfie.

Posted by: Blake â€ semi lurker at large at April 13, 2021 06:32 PM (1/wzH)

192

188 was craving Arby's but not so much now
Posted by: x at April 13, 2021 06:32 PM (oA+QO)

*groans*
Of course, I had Taco Bell earlier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:33 PM (lmikk)

193 I'm happy to just wake up every morning.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 13, 2021 06:10 PM (nxdel)

Huh.

Guess we have more work to do.

Posted by: 2021 at April 13, 2021 06:34 PM (MAstk)

194 was craving Arby's but not so much now Posted by: x at April 13, 2021 06:32 PM (oA+QO)
Me too! With extra Horsey Sauce.
Yummy!

Posted by: Hope Solo, Arby's Best Advertisement at April 13, 2021 06:34 PM (R/m4+)

195
This is only a test.

If this was a real post, your bank accounts would be engorged with riches beyond your wildest imagination.

But this is only a test.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2021 06:34 PM (mht8P)

196 *groans*
Of course, I had Taco Bell earlier.

There are plenty of recipes for Puffy Tacos.

I'll have to take a pass on those.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2021 06:35 PM (Rvt88)

197 Thanks Ace, just when I thought I might keep lunch down.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 13, 2021 06:35 PM (pw+jk)

198 Very nice. He was posed with Jerry Mathers, who looked like a rather unfortunate Beaver.
---------------
Sometimes beavers don't age well. Wait, I'm taking about the beavers who eat wood. Dammit, that doesn't help. The critters who live in dams.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2021 06:35 PM (kTF2Z)

199 I'd say that Cottonhead Joe is knocking the bottom out of it, but he's probably just shooting dust at this point.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 13, 2021 06:36 PM (I8FKK)

200 Tonypete, your still a pup. One night on the dance floor at the MoMe reminds me of aged knees.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 06:36 PM (Dy90X)

201 Henceforth, all P&L statements shall be published on underground mass transit routes, so that the words of the profits are written on the subway walls.

Posted by: The SEC at April 13, 2021 06:36 PM (DMUuz)

202 Why does he call himself a Dildo?

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:37 PM (FWUd5)

203 Doing well on the diet so far. Tempted to take a cheat day and go get a Nashville Hot sandwich...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2021 06:37 PM (L2ZTs)

204

Sometimes beavers don't age well. Wait, I'm taking about the beavers who eat wood. Dammit, that doesn't help. The critters who live in dams.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2021 06:35 PM (kTF2Z)

*golfclap*
Also a great example of Horde teamwork as it was followed by:

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at April 13, 2021 06:36 PM (I8FKK)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:38 PM (lmikk)

205 Beavers donâ€™t age well.

Posted by: Joy Beharâ€™s oozing snizz at April 13, 2021 06:38 PM (tCFRD)

206 ItsOK: Show up tonight at the ONT and ask CBD yourself. (But be forewarned: you may not like his answer.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2021 06:38 PM (L2ZTs)

207 Women over 70 rock Jill Biden's risque tights: "I've never felt so sexy."

You can only camouflage the age spots.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2021 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

208 The Bolshevik and Trotskyite Union is officially out of the closet.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 13, 2021 06:38 PM (kqy6f)

209 I realize Goering was an addict, but in fairness, not until he was wounded in the Beer Hall Putsch. And once the Americans made him dry out, he got back all of his old pre-war swagger.

I think Goering, for all his faults (and they were legion) really did not want a war and did not really have Hitler's eliminationist view of the Jews. He would have been happy living off the fat of the land in Karinhall.

As he supposedly said after the invasion of Poland, "If we lose this war, may God have mercy on us."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2021 06:39 PM (2JVJo)

210 i really thought getting to 29 would take longer.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2021 06:39 PM (axyOa)

211 I see Cap'n Billy's mind is as flabby as his body.

Posted by: Blake â€ semi lurker at large at April 13, 2021 06:39 PM (1/wzH)

212 Bill Kristol sucks cocks in Hell.

There, I said it.

WHAT? We were all thinking it!

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2021 06:40 PM (6bsmf)

213 If there is one person I love more than wine mom Karen it is Wine Gram Karen

Posted by: sven at April 13, 2021 06:40 PM (Lzpvj)

214 NOODs

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:41 PM (FWUd5)

215 "Tonypete, your still a pup. One night on the dance floor at the MoMe reminds me of aged knees."

You are so kind Ma'am. *tips hat*
I said it a million times: If I knew I was going to live this long, I'da taken better care of myself.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 13, 2021 06:42 PM (Rvt88)

216 I see we have a new and interesting troll...no, wait, scratch that, same tired mindless fool of a troll we always get.

Posted by: Blake â€ semi lurker at large at April 13, 2021 06:42 PM (1/wzH)

217 In the event of an actual Wine Gran Emergency, your caregiver would have been provided with a box of depends, a detailed set of talking points, and ear plugs....
This was only a test...

Posted by: sven at April 13, 2021 06:42 PM (Lzpvj)

218 Sharkman, damn right I was.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 06:42 PM (Dy90X)

219 Bill Kristol sucks cocks in Hell.

There, I said it.

WHAT? We were all thinking it! Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2021 06:40 PM (6bsmf)

I think you just explained raykon, as well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2021 06:42 PM (mzC78)

220 test

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 13, 2021 06:42 PM (Q9SFr)

221 > They all look like whores.
Yeah, and?
I like patterned/lacy nylons. Always have. It's a thing for me. I make no apologies for it. If it weren't a thing for a lot of men they wouldn't make the damned things, now, would they?
Let me note there that they do need to be on an actual natural-born woman with two X chromosomes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2021 06:43 PM (JZT2F)

222 oh, good. I thought I was gone...but here I am !

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 13, 2021 06:43 PM (Q9SFr)

223 There's no nood. Embarrel the troll immediately!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 13, 2021 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)

224 sven, Wine Gram Karen is a myth. They never share their cocaine with men.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 13, 2021 06:44 PM (kqy6f)

225 Thinking of Dr. Jill in fishnet stocking makes me want to tongue punch her in the fart box.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at April 13, 2021 06:44 PM (pw+jk)

226 Beavers donâ€™t age well.

Posted by:Joy Beharâ€™s oozing snizz

But sometimes they make the Elite 8 after being picked to come in last in the Pac 12.

Also, Oblig.:

https://tinyurl.com/Primus-Wynonas-BBB

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2021 06:44 PM (6bsmf)

227 I like patterned/lacy nylons. Always have. It's a thing for me. I make no apologies for it. If it weren't a thing for a lot of men they wouldn't make the damned things, now, would they?
Let me note there that they do need to be on an actual natural-born woman with two X chromosomes.

Posted by:Rodrigo Borgiaat April 13, 2021 06:43 PM (JZT2F)

What do you wear them with ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 13, 2021 06:44 PM (M+Lyo)

228 Why can't you all just keep your thoughts short in text? Think about it. ...

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:44 PM (FWUd5)

229 LMFAO at congratulating women on their "transition", followed by accusing them of transphobia if they get upset.

It's the perfect troll to run on the Woko Haram types.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2021 06:44 PM (JZT2F)

230 Jill is doing Madonna Ciccone like a virgin look.

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 13, 2021 06:45 PM (Q9SFr)

231 So, someone made a game where it is an open world deal and you play an American Indian trying to fend off colonization. Evidently they are getting cancelled because none of the devs are indigenous.
Iran/Iraq.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:47 PM (lmikk)

232
Here's a short thought: shut up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2021 06:47 PM (mht8P)

233 Pasta, butter, Parmesan cheese. Garlic if you want to be fancy.

Posted by: davidt at April 13, 2021 06:47 PM (EdQIG)

234 It's not just the risque stockings... what about those sexy high heeled boots? WOOF

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2021 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

235 224 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 13, 2021 06:44 PM (kqy6f)

I had the strangest dream, I passed out for 2 hours and was stuck back in high school working at Kroger's part time.

The 80s were awesome.

Posted by: sven at April 13, 2021 06:47 PM (Lzpvj)

236 224 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 13, 2021 06:44 PM (kqy6f)

I had the strangest dream, I passed out for 2 hours and was stuck back in high school working at Kroger's part time.

The 80s were awesome.

Posted by: sven at April 13, 2021 06:48 PM (Lzpvj)

237 I would like to see over 50 hotties, Heather Graham and Elizabeth Hurley in fishnet stockings. Just fishnet stockings.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2021 06:48 PM (2DOZq)

238 224 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at April 13, 2021 06:44 PM (kqy6f)

I had the strangest dream, I passed out for 2 hours and was stuck back in high school working at Kroger's part time-The 80s were awesome.

Posted by: sven at April 13, 2021 06:50 PM (Lzpvj)

239 I heard Floyds BP was 217 over 170. Could that be true?

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:50 PM (FWUd5)

240 I like patterned/lacy nylons. Always have. It's a thing for me.

I think they look lovely and want more women wearing them. Young women, not elderly women struggling with varicose veins and sagging flesh. Especially ones apparently wearing a dishtowel as a too-short skirt for a boomer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 13, 2021 06:50 PM (KZzsI)

241 ZZZZZ!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 13, 2021 06:51 PM (hOUT3)

242 Kristol is an old sophist who managed to ingratiate himself to both parties and dumped by both parties. Not surprised he is blaming the victims.

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 13, 2021 06:52 PM (Q9SFr)

243 > Not that there weren't degenerates haunting the streets of Berlin in the 1920s
;">Les boys do cabaret
;"> ;">Les boys are glad to be gay
;"> ;">They're not afraid now
;"> ;">Disco bar in germany
;"> ;">Les boys are glad to be
;"> ;">Upon parade now
;">
;"> ;">Les boys got leather straps
;"> ;">Les boys got ss caps
;"> ;">But they got no gun now
;"> ;">Get dressed up get a little risque
;"> ;">Got to do a little s & m these days
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Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2021 06:52 PM (JZT2F)

244 > Young women, not elderly women struggling with varicose veins and sagging flesh.
Meh. I'm old enough that these women are in my wheelhouse, so to speak.
The one on the left above looks like she'd give you a wild ride.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2021 06:55 PM (JZT2F)

245

I would like to see over 50 hotties, Heather Graham and Elizabeth Hurley in fishnet stockings. Just fishnet stockings.
Posted by:Sebastian Melmoth

and peep-toe pumps

IT'S NOT WEIRD

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 13, 2021 06:55 PM (iTXRQ)

246 231 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:47 PM (lmikk)

See that is *awesome*, essentially the only play we have left is to keep cheering the madness until one side gets curbstomped into joining with sanity.

Posted by: sven at April 13, 2021 06:55 PM (Lzpvj)

247 Grandma in hooker stockings....

Even with some of my family from New Orleans would this be acceptable. Even at Mari Gras.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2021 06:55 PM (3H9h1)

248

242 Kristol is an old sophist who managed to ingratiate himself to both parties and dumped by both parties. Not surprised he is blaming the victims.
Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 13, 2021 06:52 PM (Q9SFr)

That is kind of insulting to Sophists. Next, you'll be dragging Cato the Younger's good name through the mud.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:55 PM (lmikk)

249 You know who could rock a sexy pair of tights? Robin Hood, that's who

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 06:56 PM (Dy90X)

250 Ugh, I hate peep-toe shoes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 13, 2021 06:56 PM (2JVJo)

251 I heard Floyds BP was 217 over 170. Could that be true?
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I think that's what he had registered on a prior hospital visit for a drug OD.
The state's cardiologist actually testified yesterday that that's good! HBP makes your heart stronger and more muscular! So does having a 90% blockage in a major heart artery (like Floyd did). All good for you! Nothing to worry about!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2021 06:56 PM (k4dH2)

252 So, someone made a game where it is an open world deal and you play an American Indian trying to fend off colonization. Evidently they are getting cancelled because none of the devs are indigenous.
Iran/Iraq.

Posted by:Aetius451AD

Was the game called: "The History of All Humanity From The Beginning of Fucking Time"?

Because it isn't just 'Merican Injuns who've had to deal with colonization. Every single piece of land in the world has been conquered by someone stronger than the "natives" at least once, and most places dozens of times. Hell, Sharkman's Homeland, Poland, is like a fucking Invaders' Superhighway from East to West and Back Again, and has been for thousands of years.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2021 06:57 PM (6bsmf)

253 I would like to see over 50 hotties, Heather Graham and Elizabeth Hurley in fishnet stockings. Just fishnet stockings. Posted by:Sebastian Melmoth
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Over 50? That's a lot of hotties!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2021 06:57 PM (kTF2Z)

254 You know who could rock a sexy pair of tights? Robin Hood, that's who Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 06:56 PM (Dy90X)

Perhaps that's how he Maid Marian?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 13, 2021 06:57 PM (hOUT3)

255 I would also like to remind that he used the same "OMG they are only 2% of the population why the concern !" for gay adoptions, gay "marriage".

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 13, 2021 06:58 PM (Q9SFr)

256 yeah, they wouldn't go with fishnets

black patent leather stilettos

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 13, 2021 06:58 PM (iTXRQ)

257 The blonde guy in the red leather jacket has horrible taste in shoes.

Posted by: wth at April 13, 2021 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

258 I was finally getting caught up and then the idiot troll said faux nood and by the time I got back, I'd missed a bunch. He should be banned.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 13, 2021 06:58 PM (sd8p8)

259 That is kind of insulting to Sophists. Next, you'll be dragging Cato the Younger's good name through the mud.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 06:55 PM (lmikk

Pseudo sophist ?

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 13, 2021 06:59 PM (Q9SFr)

260 something Bettie Page would rock

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 13, 2021 06:59 PM (iTXRQ)

261 good evening, Horde.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 13, 2021 06:59 PM (TdMsT)

262 hocus sophist

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 13, 2021 06:59 PM (iTXRQ)

263 I have to say that the comments are very entertaining tonight.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 13, 2021 06:59 PM (sd8p8)

264 Good evening {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 13, 2021 07:00 PM (hOUT3)

265 > The blonde guy in the red leather jacket has horrible taste in shoes.
I think that's Fabio.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 13, 2021 07:00 PM (JZT2F)

266 You know who could rock a sexy pair of tights? Robin Hood, that's who

Fag.

Posted by: Superman at April 13, 2021 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

267 CAFE NOOD

Posted by: Skip the guy who says Nood at April 13, 2021 07:00 PM (Cxk7w)

268 Good evening, dear{{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at April 13, 2021 07:01 PM (TdMsT)

269 239 I heard Floyds BP was 217 over 170. Could that be true?

Posted by: ItsOk at April 13, 2021 06:50 PM (FWUd5)

Not only is it likely true it is probable, of course then the reply is "nothing Floyd was doing should be a death sentence" like they execute for young Mssr Wright.

The problem I have with them is rather than make the logical leap that perhaps we should not have armed bands of enforcers roaming around with a non zero percent chance of people dying for crimes like Garner, and Floyd that don't really rise to "existential public threat" they stop at "WE SHOULD NEVER BE KILLED FO NUTHIN!"

Well h9ere's the thing Garner died for about 63 cents of tax revenue, and Floyd died because he was illegally using unbacked currency.....you know kind of like the US Government the last 20 fucking years?

Posted by: sven at April 13, 2021 07:01 PM (Lzpvj)

270 I have to say that the comments are very entertaining tonight. Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 13, 2021 06:59 PM (sd8p

Are you implying that there are times when they are not entertaining?

Oh wait, I just looked at the last thread, never mind!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 13, 2021 07:01 PM (hOUT3)

271 Let's face it, she has no taste, no style and looks cheap. Just like Joe likes them.

Posted by: runner, Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink ! at April 13, 2021 07:02 PM (Q9SFr)

272 Is it real this time?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 13, 2021 07:02 PM (sd8p8)

273 I would like to see over 50 hotties Heather Graham and Elizabeth Hurley in fishnet stockings. Just fishnet stockings.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at April 13, 2021 07:02 PM (2DOZq)

274 Hrothgar, good thing I had finished that sip of wine. Rapier wit, my friend.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 07:02 PM (Dy90X)

275 {{{Sharon}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at April 13, 2021 07:02 PM (TdMsT)

276
Because it isn't just 'Merican Injuns who've had to deal with colonization. Every single piece of land in the world has been conquered by someone stronger than the "natives" at least once, and most places dozens of times.

For all those progs blubbering about the poor Injuns, take a look at what the Russian Empire was doing at the same time. Hell, Canada was nice but the natives lost all their land anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2021 07:02 PM (mht8P)

277 I'm fine with tights. Bare legs suck.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 13, 2021 07:03 PM (jWe5r)

278 Ladyl, I hope you day was good!

The weather turned lovely here and Conor and I got in a great late afternoon walk at the Manassas Battlefield!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 13, 2021 07:03 PM (hOUT3)

279 Asking the 'ettes. Do any of you still actually wear stockings like those?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 13, 2021 07:04 PM (sd8p8)

280 I was just hitting my groove

Posted by: DB- just DB at April 13, 2021 07:04 PM (iTXRQ)

281 Nood confirmed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2021 07:05 PM (lmikk)

282 Posted by: Ben Had at April 13, 2021 07:02 PM (Dy90X)

Perhaps I should start posting precursor warnings?

Â¡Finish wine before reading this comment!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 13, 2021 07:05 PM (hOUT3)

283 So, they're releasing a pedo because with lower testosterone, the chances are low he'll do it again.
Um, what about the first fucking time he did it? If some guy kills 30 people in a church, then cuts off his trigger finger, isn't that pretty much saying the chances he'll shoot up another church are much lower? Let him go! He probably won't do it again.
And if Billy says that trannies are such a "tiny segment of the population" then why are we bending over backwards to facilitate them to begin with? I guess it goes without saying that Billy doesn't have children. And by that I mean didn't "make" any children with, you know, a biological female. As far as populating his basement, that's all speculation.
But sources say 100% true.

Posted by: clutch cargo - may contain traces of at April 13, 2021 07:06 PM (4FeUN)

284 {{Ladyl}} {{Ben had}}{{Hrothgar}} Glad to see everybody. It has gotten a bit easier to comment. I hit the tip jar yesterday. Hope it helped move things along.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 13, 2021 07:08 PM (sd8p8)

285 271 Let's face it, she has no taste, no style and looks cheap. Just like Joe likes them.

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Well what other kind of woman would have been cheating on her husband (driving her lover around town in the Corvette that her own husband had given her as a gift) with a married-with-young-kids politician?
Jill Biden is a very sleazy woman, and Joe Biden is a very sleazy man. Like attracts like, water rises to its own level, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 13, 2021 07:08 PM (k4dH2)

286 For all those progs blubbering about the poor Injuns, take a look at what the Russian Empire was doing at the same time. Hell, Canada was nice but the natives lost all their land anyway.

Posted by:Hadrian the Seventh

And the "Native Americans" who came over the land bridge from Asia 50K years ago ruthlessly slaughtered the Cro Magnan and Neanderthal tribes that lived in the Western hemisphere.

Don't even get me started on the Wise Red Man Who Burned The Entire Fucking Prairie To Drive Herds Of Buffalo Off A Cliff And Then Only Harvested 10% Of The Dead Animals.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 13, 2021 07:09 PM (6bsmf)

287 Of course there's a nood because I'm here talking to myself.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 13, 2021 07:10 PM (sd8p8)

288 "I would also like to remind that he used the same "OMG they are only 2% of the population why the concern !" for gay adoptions, gay "marriage". " Posted by: runner

I'm not following, I don't remember Kristol advocating for gay adoption or marriage. I remember him being one of the last to call homosexuality a disease. But I'm sure he's taken multiple positions in the last decade.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 13, 2021 07:10 PM (4thlk)

289 The thousands of children that attention-seeking parents want to chemically and surgically alter are less than 0.1% of the population. Why are you people getting so worked up about it?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 13, 2021 07:12 PM (4vavn)

290 Dear {{{Ben Had}}}
How is everything down your way?

Posted by: Ladyl at April 13, 2021 07:15 PM (TdMsT)

291 "Well h9ere's the thing Garner died for about 63 cents of tax revenue, and Floyd died because he was illegally using unbacked currency.....you know kind of like the US Government the last 20 fucking years? "
Mmm, no, they died because they ignored lawful commands, resisted lawful arrest, fought the police, and kept on fighting until it was too late.

Posted by: UnderCoverinLA at April 13, 2021 07:32 PM (J3x3K)

292 How come no trannies on Rapinoe's soccer team?

Posted by: torabora at April 13, 2021 07:44 PM (ezWCY)

293 291 Posted by: UnderCoverinLA at April 13, 2021 07:32 PM (J3x3K)

No they died over monetary issues. Yes they should have complied with commands you might read the morning thread for my thoughts on it. I think the NAACP, and US media fostering a "NO ARREST OF PEOPLE LIKE ME IZ EVEAH JUSTIFIED!" has killed a lot of minorities.

That said I am the sort that dislikes law as solution because in the end all laws are enforced with the possibility of the execution of lethal force.

Period, and I do not think selling loosies is a reason to die, I would have surrendered.....I also would not have swallowed enough drugs to fell an ox......again I am an idiot Scandi Ice Eater and am smarter than that.

Posted by: sven at April 13, 2021 08:00 PM (Lzpvj)

294 And to think we had Melania

Posted by: Sandra Larson Gonzales at April 13, 2021 08:05 PM (0WEXg)

295 ;">They all look like whores. Posted by:jewells45at April 13, 2021 05:40
LOL, J. The first word that came to mind re: DR Jill was "tart". How does she even imagine that is appropriate for her age and position?

Posted by: Farmer at April 13, 2021 08:09 PM (55Qr6)

296 OK, who pissed off ace. Really? What's next 80 year old chicks in thongs?

Posted by: Pesos Pete at April 13, 2021 08:15 PM (S4jmh)

297

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Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 13, 2021 08:42 PM (ZSK0i)

298 Fire 2!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 13, 2021 08:43 PM (ZSK0i)

299 <pre>Fire 3!</pre>

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 13, 2021 08:44 PM (ZSK0i)

300 Well, nuts.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 13, 2021 08:44 PM (ZSK0i)