April 21, 2013

Racist America
— Open Blogger

So my wife was on a domestic business trip and found this bag of what she thought was licorice. Since I am hopelessly addicted to the stuff she bought it, with the bonus of it being a perfect example of our hopelessly racist society.

Chocolate Licorice.jpg

Too bad it was thoroughly mediocre "chocolate licorice," whatever that is.

And did I say domestic?

I meant Hong Kong.

The next time I hear one of my many idiot relatives spout off about our supposedly racist attitudes, I will throw this in his face. We are, as many of the globe trotting Morons will attest to, one of the least racist countries on earth, and don't let anyone say otherwise.

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1 The most racist organizations in the US?  The NAACP and the CBC.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2013 01:25 PM (53z96)

2 NIBS  NEED NOT APPLY!

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2013 01:25 PM (0XHMd)

3 Try Japan. I have never seen racism more out in the open than in Japan. Turkey was pretty bad too.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 21, 2013 01:28 PM (jucos)

4 CBD you are missing where all the racism is in this country.  Does the Federal, State, and local goverments discriminate on the basis of race contrary to the civil rights act of 1964. 



You betcha!  They have racial set-assides, preferential hiring, and special jobs all for one particular race.  Or maybe three now, but it is mainly one.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2013 01:28 PM (53z96)

5 B-but that doesn't fit our narrative -MFM/academia/shakedowncoalitionofracehustlerspovertypimpsandphonypeaceministersofAmerica

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at April 21, 2013 01:28 PM (KCvsd)

6 As racism goes, um. It's silly, and I suppose in a Hong Kong / British Empire sort of way it does say "not quite like us, old chaps -la?". But it's not saying that cute black kids are bad.

Posted by: boulder toilet at April 21, 2013 01:29 PM (QTHTd)

7

Americans are so racist they throw bananas and make monkey noises at black football players.

 

Oh wait did I say Americans?  I meant Europeans and they do that to black soccer players.

Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2013 01:30 PM (LI48c)

8 I meant Hong Kong.

The next time I hear one of my many idiot relatives spout off about our supposedly racist attitudes, I will throw this in his face. We are, as many of the globe trotting Morons will attest to, one of the least racist countries on earth, and don't let anyone say otherwise.


Of course your idiot relatives will give that a pass because Asians CAN'T be racists, only straight white male Americans who vote Republican can be racists

They're idiots, that's why they're leftists and they're leftists because they're idiots

Posted by: kbdabear at April 21, 2013 01:30 PM (mCvL4)

9 If Mumbles Menino was so sure "according to law enforcement" that the brothers acted alone, then why the order to lock down Boston with one dead and the other wounded and pinned down in a 20 block area of Watertown?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 21, 2013 01:31 PM (mCvL4)

10 I have yet to travel to a country anywhere in the world where some sort of racism does not exist.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2013 01:32 PM (XFYiQ)

11 It amuses me that the original Sambo's Restaurant is still open........here in Santa Barbara, also known as "Leningrad with Palm Trees".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2013 01:32 PM (MBqvE)

12

Having lived in Nigeria, Egypt, Spain, Japan, Bahrain, the Philippines, and spending time in another 25+ countries, I can tell you for a FACT it is true; the US is about the Least Racist country in the world; maybe Brazil, and that's it.

 

The irony about the Boston Bombers is they are Chechens, who claim they are picked on by the Russians (true); but no one is MORE racist than Russians, Eastern Europeans of ALL types, including Chechens; they absolutely HATE "blacks" of any types. 

Same with the Asians, especially Japanese, they despise "blacks".

 

In Egypt, where I lived for years, they refer to "blacks" as "barberi", which is Arabic for "Barbarians".  That's what they call them to their faces; they made fun of Sadat because he was half Nubian, and open mocked him because of it. 

Open derogatory racism against skin color is an accepted fact anywhere south of the border, from Mexico to Argentina; and those countries are still ruled by the light-skinned elites with either pure Spanish blood, or at least some.

 

Its time we fight back against the Democrats & the Left/Liberals/Progressives, who use this bullshit issue to keep Republicans/Conservatives off-balance, and turn America into warring factions of grievance factions! 

Posted by: Dale in Atlanta at April 21, 2013 01:33 PM (yfHYr)

13 What I noticed in Texas is how businesses that cater to Hispanics - especially Mexican restaurants - almost always have some over-the-top caricature of a Mexican as a logo. But Mexicans eat that stuff up (literally).

Posted by: boulder toilet at April 21, 2013 01:33 PM (QTHTd)

14 Haha that "baby" is laughing at AllenG!

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 01:33 PM (doBIb)

15 NASCAR totally racest !

oh and peeps !!!!! yea the japs hate that

Posted by: alec at April 21, 2013 01:34 PM (usWYv)

16 They're idiots, that's why they're leftists and they're leftists because they're idiots

Why, it's like a Mobius strip of malignant, self-regarding imbecility.

Posted by: pep at April 21, 2013 01:34 PM (6TB1Z)

17 Ha! Sambos!? really?? I remember eating there when I was a kid and seeing the mural of lil Sambo running around the tree from the tiger.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2013 01:35 PM (XFYiQ)

18 Europe is by far the most racist place on earth

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 21, 2013 01:35 PM (oBhEo)

19 Asians can't be racist because they lack power or something....God it's been a while since I have heard the bullfuck doublebind song and dance firsthand.

Nice pic...

sorta sad but hey what can one do?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 01:35 PM (LRFds)

20 Haha that "baby" is laughing at AllenG!

I heard he has a blog.

Posted by: boulder toilet at April 21, 2013 01:35 PM (QTHTd)

21 America isn't racist. Colleges and Universities are racist and that makes Americans Stupid. There is a difference

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2013 01:35 PM (jE38p)

22 It amuses me that the original Sambo's Restaurant is still open........here in Santa Barbara, also known as "Leningrad with Palm Trees".


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2013 05:32 PM (MBqvE)


50 cent pancakes are why they are still open.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 21, 2013 01:36 PM (oBhEo)

23 I heard he has a blog. Maybe he can put this story on it.

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 01:36 PM (doBIb)

24 How very timely, CBD, I had a total racist h8r moment myself earlier.  I was doing my regular Sunday household drudgery earlier and there were two people out in the alley having a loud (always loud, never quiet, doesn't matter what fuckin' time it is) convo en espanol.  On and on and on it went.  I would srsly be so fuckin' happy never to hear anyone speak mexican again.  Castilian spanish is lovely to listen to.  Fuckin' crimigrants outside my overpriced pad, not so much.  Looking so forward to seeing bammy take another one in the shorts next week on the amnesty bill.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 01:36 PM (8lmkt)

25 7 Americans are so racist they throw bananas and make monkey noises at black football players. Oh wait did I say Americans? I meant Europeans and they do that to black soccer players. Posted by: buzzion at April 21, 2013 05:30 PM (LI48c) Don't forget, Nazism is always descending on the US but lands in Europe. http://tinyurl.com/cpvb56d

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 21, 2013 01:36 PM (Zd/NW)

26 When I was a kid I went to Sambos. I thought the little Indian kid was a freaking hero. For me there was no "negative race connotation." If you teach your kids hate, they will see hate everywhere. Nobody even asks, it's just grievance-mongering. And it's like heresy if you try to reform the image of something (like the little kid in the murals at the restaurant) into something positive. In the 70s and 80s it was a fad (on TV at least) to try to launch positive racial stereotypes and mix up groups racially (even when it didn't make sense, like street gangs). It was silly and ham-handed, but to some extent it worked. But nobody was making a mint off of grievances, so that didn't work out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 21, 2013 01:37 PM (qyfb5)

27 OT so during all of Friday night as all the Boston shit was unfolding I kept reading my wife some of the funnier comments being posted on this blog. Wife looks me in the eye and says........ "These people are MORONS ". And there you have it

Posted by: NativeNH at April 21, 2013 01:37 PM (YA/6B)

28 Europe is by far the most racist place on earth

Having read some books on North Korea, those guys have that trophy without contest. I'd also put Zimbabwe on that list; probably Burma. Cuba's pretty damn bad.

By coincidence they're also all collectivist utopias!

Posted by: boulder toilet at April 21, 2013 01:37 PM (QTHTd)

29 North koreans are not racist, just hungry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2013 01:38 PM (jE38p)

30 They sell a toothpaste in Hong Kong. Darkie! http://tinyurl.com/664dns

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at April 21, 2013 01:38 PM (wR+pz)

31 North koreans are not racist, just hungry

www.amazon.com/Cleanest-Race-Themselves-Melville-Publishing/dp/1935554344

Posted by: boulder toilet at April 21, 2013 01:39 PM (QTHTd)

32 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at April 21, 2013 05:37 PM (qyfb5)

Oh, it was in movies, too: http://youtu.be/MV4cgs-bPic

Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2013 01:39 PM (WvcBR)

33 These people are MORONS ". And there you have it

Posted by: NativeNH at April 21, 2013 05:37 PM (YA/6B)


lol!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 01:40 PM (8lmkt)

34 I lived in Asia for 5 years (Singapore & Hong Kong)....yeah, they are.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 01:40 PM (X6akg)

35 Where's Anna Puma? I bet she could tell us all sorts of racist Asian stuff they have.

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 01:40 PM (doBIb)

36 Effing ampersands.......

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 01:41 PM (X6akg)

37 Unintentional dark humor ("dark" fits it with a racism thread, correct? ;^) of the "NY Post" From the NY Post-Quoting the uncle of the bombers- "Dzhokhar is just a kid who wanted to have older brother to look up at. Except for being a murderer, he's been a loving brother."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 01:41 PM (0oG8l)

38 North Koreans are crazy-ass-racist, but I mean it's not like the local culture survived, there's nothing left but the Kim Dynasty's Propaganda. Which is horribly racist. They love them some Jew-bashing, and I doubt any of them have ever seen a Jew. It is like the saddest place on Earth. The anti-Disneyland.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 21, 2013 01:42 PM (qyfb5)

39 Dzhokhar is just a kid who wanted to have older brother to look up at. I thought his older brother was underneath the car?

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 01:42 PM (doBIb)

40 Oh and BAM!!!!!

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 01:43 PM (doBIb)

41 I guess I'll have to sell our cast iron lawn jockey then...

Posted by: Attila at April 21, 2013 01:43 PM (Cs2tJ)

42 Dzhokhar is just a kid who wanted to have older brother to look up at.

If he wants to do that now, he'll need a spatula.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 01:43 PM (QTHTd)

43 It is like the saddest place on Earth. The anti-Disneyland.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile at April 21, 2013 05:42 PM (qyfb5)


...and all this time, I thought it was my ex-in-laws' house...

Posted by: antisocialist at April 21, 2013 01:43 PM (eGr8Z)

44 The king of racism has to be Al Sharpton.

If a murderer, rapist, thief, car-jacker, terrorist, or any criminal was identified as a Caucasian blonde, with blue or green eyes, any gender, with height, weight and clothing description, I would not, ever, be offended.

Al Sharpton? He was "offended" regarding the BOLO Monday night, as it stated "black man" in hoodie. Bite me, Al. I will sue for rabies shots later.

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 21, 2013 01:43 PM (baL2B)

45 A Siberian sushi chain (such a thing actually exists) came out with a sushi roll - black on the outside, white on the inside. They called it "Обама". They changed the name pretty quickly, but I still have the menu.

Posted by: Only Americans Are Racist at April 21, 2013 01:44 PM (Hu/Da)

46 Tom Brokaw is dwelling on Islamic rage at Newsbusters. They pulled out the rage card.

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2013 01:44 PM (71gyQ)

47 In England, you can buy Faggots..they're sausage patties.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 21, 2013 01:45 PM (5wHPS)

48 Why, it's like a Mobius strip of malignant, self-regarding imbecility. I'm so stealing that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 01:45 PM (PyuUF)

49 On my first WestPac, one of our stops was in Mombassa, Kenya. A brother could NOT get laid. They hated black Americans. Pusan, SK was completely opposite; white guys had to pay double what the brothers did. I know cause my friends told me. 

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2013 01:45 PM (yhPOh)

50 I thought his older brother was underneath the car? Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 05:42 PM (doBIb) If he got blown up by the bomb as some reports state, I bet the brother was underneath, above, on, and in the car.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at April 21, 2013 01:46 PM (Zd/NW)

51 Dear Imam: If you are doing jihad, and your brother runs you over and kills you with a car, do you still get the 72 virgins?

Posted by: Only Americans Are Racist at April 21, 2013 01:46 PM (Hu/Da)

52 A Siberian sushi chain (such a thing actually exists)

I believe it. They got the whole sea north of Hokkaido and not many fishermen to share it with. Bet there's literally shiploads of fish once they get far enough away from the Vladivostok pollution

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 01:46 PM (QTHTd)

53 26 When I was a kid I went to Sambos. I thought the little Indian kid was a freaking hero. For me there was no "negative race connotation." Yes! He was brave. And the tiger made delicious butter. Mmmmm.

Posted by: waldo at April 21, 2013 01:46 PM (y2XjR)

54 friend went to china during Christmas about 20 yrs ago....they had santa on the crucifix......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2013 01:46 PM (GVxQo)

55 @9 If Mumbles Menino was so sure "according to law enforcement" that the brothers acted alone, then why the order to lock down Boston with one dead and the other wounded and pinned down in a 20 block area of Watertown?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 21, 2013 05:31 PM (mCvL4)


I don't think they are confident that it was just these two.  I just got back from the Bruin's game today.  There were armed Homeland Security officers as well as bomb sniffing dogs inside TD Garden.  They are also wanding everyone as well as doing random searches of the cars going into the parking garage.  Neither of those things were done prior to the bombing. 

Posted by: smc1225 at April 21, 2013 01:46 PM (Kw6aj)

56 i loved sambos when i was a kid

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 21, 2013 01:47 PM (GVxQo)

57 Sorry. Daily Caller, not Newsbusters regarding Brokaw and Islamic rage.

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2013 01:47 PM (71gyQ)

58 Wife looks me in the eye and says........ "These people are MORONS ". And there you have it Something tells me she didn't mean it in a complimentary way.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 01:47 PM (PyuUF)

59 As a white person I really do get the kind of treatment here in Mexico at times that I supposedly get in the US. Can be really embarrassing.

Posted by: Leigh at April 21, 2013 01:47 PM (WKkLW)

60 49 On my first WestPac, one of our stops was in Mombassa, Kenya. A brother could NOT get laid. They hatedblack Americans. Pusan, SK wascompletely opposite; white guys had to pay double what the brothers did. I know cause my friends told me. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2013 05:45 PM (yhPOh) NOOO! Too beaucoup, no bang bang.

Posted by: Old Vietnamese Whore at April 21, 2013 01:48 PM (Zd/NW)

61 Why is that, when someone posts something stupid in the Top Headlines column on the right, it's usually "rdbrewer"...

Posted by: packsoldier at April 21, 2013 01:48 PM (G3zNH)

62 Twitchy:  Meet the next Alex Jones,
Troy Crossley


http://tinyurl.com/cnf8ubc

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 01:48 PM (X6akg)

63 In England, you can buy Faggots..they're sausage patties.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 21, 2013 05:45 PM (5wHPS)


Negative, to Brits a Faggot is a cigarette

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2013 01:48 PM (53z96)

64 I'm Chinese. I was surprised to find the occasional swastika on mopeds last time I visited Taiwan. Not the Indian swastika, but the full on red, white and black National Socialist symbol. Even the average European will start cursing when you mention Gypsies. What we consider racism is simply how everyone else is. Drop 10000 Mexicans in Shenzhen and not a one of them would be offered a job in a year. Of course that would never happen because China actually enforces its borders. America is the least racist country of a given size in the world, but the pressure groups that formed in response to Jim Crow have too much money and power to just declare victory and go home. So they have to keep on inventing boogeymen to help the gentry liberals feel all heroic and stuff by giving and voting for them.

Posted by: xuyee at April 21, 2013 01:48 PM (M2DCJ)

65 Something tells me she didn't mean it in a complimentary way. Doesn't matter, we'll take it!

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 01:48 PM (doBIb)

66 Even worse, no licorice in Mexico. Anyone care to send me some Red Vines?

Posted by: Leigh at April 21, 2013 01:48 PM (WKkLW)

67 46 Eman,

Yup ask Tom if it is my fault Islam is a stupid faith that uninvented the last 500 years of development.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 01:48 PM (LRFds)

68 Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2013 05:28 PM (53z96)

You are 100% correct.

But I am talking about the great unwashed. You know...your neighbors, my neighbors (except for the liberals), and just to confounf the expectations of the Left, the vast majority of the readers of this blog.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2013 01:49 PM (/WLC3)

69 A Siberian sushi chain

Um, yeah. Yum. There's a little shop in Havelock that's run by an old retired Marine and his wife. His part of the shop (the front) is a bait shop. Her part is...wait for it...a sushi restaurant, just down the steps in the back of the store.
Stock rotation, anyone?

Posted by: antisocialist at April 21, 2013 01:49 PM (eGr8Z)

70 "I em wery loving person-in car, throwing bombs from car, underneath car." Brother in bombs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 01:49 PM (0oG8l)

71 60 49 On my first WestPac, one of our stops was in Mombassa, Kenya. A brother could NOT get laid. They hatedblack Americans. Pusan, SK wascompletely opposite; white guys had to pay double what the brothers did. I know cause my friends told me. Soul brutha GI too boo coo!

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 01:50 PM (doBIb)

72 On my first WestPac, one of our stops was in Mombassa, Kenya. A brother could NOT get laid. They hatedblack Americans.


I saw that too, not the getting laid part but how a pair of blacks got treated when they came in a bar and went into a shuck n jive routine with the local bartender.

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2013 01:50 PM (53z96)

73 I believe it. They got the whole sea north of Hokkaido and not many fishermen to share it with. Bet there's literally shiploads of fish once they get far enough away from the Vladivostok pollution. Sushi is real popular in Russia now. You have to ship the fish a ***long*** way from Vladivostok to the rest of Russia, but since you have to freeze sushi fish anyway, that doesn't matter.

Posted by: Only Americans Are Racist at April 21, 2013 01:50 PM (Hu/Da)

74 One up with a Devil Dog like cake called "Negritos" made believe-it-or-not by a company named Bimbo http://www.nutriciongrupobimbo.com/negrito.html

Posted by: Leigh at April 21, 2013 01:50 PM (WKkLW)

75 Hong Kong? Piffle! You should see how American blacks are portrayed in Japanese anime.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 21, 2013 01:50 PM (vHxiM)

76 There was a fantastic article years back about the use of skin-lightening products in Sudan. Arab racism aganst the abd is pretty common. Sleeper Cell SHO, not the real one, dealt with Muslim racism once.

Posted by: Beagle at April 21, 2013 01:50 PM (sOtz/)

77 Negative, to Brits a Faggot is a cigarette

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2013 05:48 PM (53z96)

http://britishfood.about.com/od/eorecipes/r/faggots.htm

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 21, 2013 01:51 PM (/WLC3)

78 Dear Imam: If you are doing jihad, and your brother runs you over and kills you with a car, do you still get the 72 virgins? No, the koran is quite clear, especially if the car was once owned or driven by a Jew or infidel. He can however, sell your meat to a surrounding village.

Posted by: Imam AhMomItsJihad [/i] at April 21, 2013 01:52 PM (feFL6)

79 Negative, to Brits a Faggot is a cigarette

sorry a faggot is a bundle of sticks
a fag is a cigarette

Posted by: alec at April 21, 2013 01:53 PM (usWYv)

80 To the Brits a faggot is a small burning stick, too. Multiple definitions there.

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2013 01:53 PM (71gyQ)

81 Posted by: Leigh at April 21, 2013 05:50 PM (WKkLW)

Bimbo owns a lot of companies in the US, too...like Sara Lee and Earthgrains.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2013 01:53 PM (WvcBR)

82 54 Phxgrl,

well it's the thought that counts...

I know they think we're "interesting" and I find them just as much in reverse.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 01:54 PM (LRFds)

83 Dear Car Talk, How do I get Jihadi salsa off my tires?

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2013 01:54 PM (71gyQ)

84 I'm Chinese. I was surprised to find the occasional swastika on mopeds last time I visited Taiwan. Not the Indian swastika, but the full on red, white and black National Socialist symbol. Posted by: xuyee at April 21, 2013 05:48 PM (M2DCJ) I always loved the Carlsberg Brewery Elephant Gate. http://scoamf.us/92 Oops. http://scoamf.us/93

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2013 01:54 PM (MBqvE)

85 Vic @ 63 No - "fag" is a cigarette, not "faggot".

Posted by: Gran at April 21, 2013 01:55 PM (0pcT0)

86 My BIL is British and both he and my sister have lived there for decades. They do call a meat dish "faggots" and refer to having a "fag"-cigarette.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 01:55 PM (0oG8l)

87 Chocolate babies.

Posted by: arminius at April 21, 2013 01:55 PM (cDnhR)

88 your right, fag, not faggot

Posted by: Vic at April 21, 2013 01:55 PM (53z96)

89 The Daily Caller Brokaw article got a few things wrong. For example Gregory's full title, "unindicted felon David Gregory."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 21, 2013 01:56 PM (qyfb5)

90 so this has become the " fag " thread ?

Posted by: alec at April 21, 2013 01:56 PM (usWYv)

91 Puhleeze! Have you ever seen the cans of watermelon soda in the Latin foods section? http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000185804/polls_watermelon_1028_687661_answer_4_xlarge.jpeg

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 01:56 PM (piMMO)

92 This isn't the Brazil Nut thread, is it?

Posted by: Opus An Arcus at April 21, 2013 01:56 PM (MTcB1)

93 your right, fag, not faggot Vic just called you a fag!!!

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 01:56 PM (doBIb)

94 How do I get Jihadi salsa off my tires?

Jihadi flesh is considered mayyit [carrion] and is unclean. You must make one of your wives clean it off. It should be one who is menstruating at the time as she is also unclean.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 01:57 PM (QTHTd)

95 66 Even worse, no licorice in Mexico. Anyone care to send me some Red Vines? Posted by: Leigh at April 21, 2013 05:48 PM (WKkLW) I'm sorry, we are a Twizzlers family, so the answer is no.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac for Twizzlers at April 21, 2013 01:57 PM (Zd/NW)

96 Dzhokhar is just a kid who wanted to have older brother to look up at. ** I dunno. It seems he really ran him down.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 01:57 PM (piMMO)

97 latin food section ? really ? I thought it was mexican food

Posted by: alec at April 21, 2013 01:57 PM (usWYv)

98 Meatballs I guess, rather than patties. I took pictures of the package as  a joke.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 21, 2013 01:58 PM (5wHPS)

99 This isn't the Brazil Nut thread, is it? **** oooh! This thread has potential.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 01:58 PM (piMMO)

100 latin food section ? really ? I thought it was mexican food *** Not according to the supermarket it isn't!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 01:58 PM (piMMO)

101 Twitchy: Meet the next Alex Jones,
TroyCrossley


http://tinyurl.com/cnf8ubc
Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2013 05:48 PM (X6akg)



So wait.   Chris Kyle was supposed to bomb the Boston Marathon but refused so They had him whacked?   Did I read that right?


Okay then. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 01:59 PM (Gk3SS)

102 It seems he really ran him down.

I noticed Tamerlin's been looking deflated lately.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 01:59 PM (QTHTd)

103 This isn't the Brazil Nut thread, is it? I love Brazilian nuts!

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 21, 2013 01:59 PM (PyuUF)

104 Not according to the supermarket it isn't!

yea but what do the mexicans say ?

Posted by: alec at April 21, 2013 01:59 PM (usWYv)

105 103 Bawney Fwank,

We prefer Agrnetinian!

//Secret Service

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:00 PM (LRFds)

106 Posted by: Leigh at April 21, 2013 05:50 PM (WKkLW) Bimbo owns a lot of companies in the US, too...like Sara Lee and Earthgrains. Posted by: Country Singer at April 21, 2013 05:53 PM (WvcBR) Bimbo was one of the major bidders to take over Hostess after the bankruptcy. MexiTwinkies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 21, 2013 02:00 PM (MBqvE)

107 Remember when Brokaw promised to retire? Boy that was a long time ago.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 21, 2013 02:00 PM (xSegX)

108 I'm Chinese. I was surprised to find the occasional swastika on mopeds last time I visited Taiwan ---- Reminds me of the time I posted a photo of a tsunami survivor (that we were helping) who had a Bin Laden t-shirt on in a forum and was immediately banned. Banned for posting a real picture.

Posted by: Subway was good at April 21, 2013 02:00 PM (FmFB3)

109 105 103 Bawney Fwank, We prefer Agrnetinian! //Secret Service Colombian.

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 02:00 PM (doBIb)

110 It wasn't so much the "looking up at" that made me laugh. It was the "except for being a murderer he was a very loving brother." Evidently my whole family has a weird sense of humor because they all found it funny too. I mean except for THAT......

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 02:01 PM (0oG8l)

111 102 It seems he really ran him down. I noticed Tamerlin's been looking deflated lately. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 05:59 PM (QTHTd) Posers.

Posted by: Rachael Corrie at April 21, 2013 02:01 PM (71gyQ)

112 Latin food? Quod cibus est aliis, allis est wenenum!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 21, 2013 02:01 PM (qyfb5)

113 109 EC,

that YOU know about...

//Secret Service

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:01 PM (LRFds)

114 ISRAELI DOCTORS ARE TREATING BOSTON BOMBING SUSPECT: NEW DETAILS ON HIS CONDITION It don't get much better than that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2013 02:02 PM (jE38p)

115 Dzhokhar is just a kid who wanted to have older brother to look up at. ** I dunno. It seems he really ran him down. 'Ere! Let's not bicker over who killed who!

Posted by: Zombie Monty Python at April 21, 2013 02:02 PM (Hu/Da)

116
So wait. Chris Kyle was supposed to bomb the Boston Marathon but refused so They had him whacked? Did I read that right?


Okay then.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 05:59 PM (Gk3SS)



Yeah, I think that's what he's say....but I don't speak crazy so, who knows.



Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 02:02 PM (X6akg)

117 112 !     thats what unum talkin about man !

Posted by: alec at April 21, 2013 02:02 PM (usWYv)

118
btw, that pic of the gold revolver below...

that on a t-shirt for women would be great

"This Is My Feminine Protection"

You know, like the 'feminine protection' aisle in the supermarket.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 21, 2013 02:02 PM (8dspl)

119 It wasn't so much the "looking up at" that made me laugh. It was the "except for being a murderer he was a very loving brother."

Yeah, I know, but we hadn't finished scraping up the Tamerlin jokes

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 02:02 PM (QTHTd)

120

All good.

 

Let's not forget that we DO have a serious racism problem, however. When 97% of one race votes for the guy who they view as being of their race - despite a horrible track record, especially with regard to their building lives for themselves.

 

What we have here in the US is a the demonization of whites - especially males - as being racist, whether they're racist or not. "While priviledge" is openly taught; "scientific" studies put forward as to genetic predisposition to racism, etc.

 

Meanwhile, blacks in the US has no compunction about saying any number of racist things, the NAACP is never called "racist", although their very name (and mission) is racist by definition, and we are told that it is literally impossible for a black person to be racist. Yet our last Presidential election gives empirical evidence that most blacks in the US are in-your-face racist.

 

Posted by: Optimizer at April 21, 2013 02:03 PM (Mxt9o)

121 Dear Car Talk, How do I get Jihadi salsa off my tires? *** I used to love car talk. One time they had a guy call in and describe a situation where his wife's car kept shutting off for no reason. He had driven it to the shop on several occasions and never had a problem with it but, sure enough, when his wife drove, it would shut off every time they stopped at a red light. They asked him a number of questions about the clutch and her driving habits, etc... then, suddenly, they asked if he had his own set of keys to the car. Then they asked if his wife had a bunch of crap on her keychain. The diagnosis was that the weight of her keychain swinging at each redlight had been turning off the ignition. I LMAO.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 02:03 PM (piMMO)

122 ISRAELI DOCTORS ARE TREATING BOSTON BOMBING SUSPECT: NEW DETAILS ON HIS CONDITION

Porous?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 02:03 PM (QTHTd)

123 114 ISRAELI DOCTORS ARE TREATING BOSTON BOMBING SUSPECT: NEW DETAILS ON HIS CONDITION It don't get much better than that Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 21, 2013 06:02 PM (jE38p) The Goddess Irony rules all.

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2013 02:03 PM (71gyQ)

124 You enjoy yourself. I think that's probably a reasonable way to handle this; Mock the heck out of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 02:04 PM (0oG8l)

125 say = saying

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 02:04 PM (X6akg)

126
"This Is My Feminine Protection"

You know, like the 'feminine protection' aisle in the supermarket.

jokes are funnier when you dont explain them

Posted by: alec at April 21, 2013 02:04 PM (usWYv)

127 Actually african american toes are becoming extinct. Apparently they only grow in one place and the insect that pollinates the flowers is getting scarce.

Posted by: Subway was good at April 21, 2013 02:04 PM (FmFB3)

128 I noticed Tamerlin's been looking deflated lately. He had a lot on his mind. Mainly a 4,000 pound automobile.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 21, 2013 02:04 PM (feFL6)

129 30 They sell a toothpaste in Hong Kong. Darkie!
----

Better shots of Darkie Toothpaste here:
http://victorianvisualculture.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/darkie.jpeg

Posted by: Hepcat at April 21, 2013 02:04 PM (nPbm2)

130 Now the Tsarnaevs are in REAL trouble! CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) — A Massachusetts police official say the brothers suspected of bombing the Boston Marathon before having shootouts with authorities didn’t have gun permits.

Posted by: Zombie Monty Python at April 21, 2013 02:05 PM (Hu/Da)

131 A faggot is a bundle of brits that you cook up just like sausage.

Posted by: waldo at April 21, 2013 02:06 PM (y2XjR)

132 12 The irony about the Boston Bombers is they are Chechens, who claim they are picked on by the Russians (true); but no one is MORE racist than Russians... --Dale True. And it's one of God's cosmic jokes that one of the greatest influences on the Russian language (Puskin) had a black African great-grandfather.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 21, 2013 02:06 PM (Su0W2)

133 CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) — A Massachusetts police official say the brothers suspected of bombing the Boston Marathon before having shootouts with authorities didn’t have gun permits. Posted by: Zombie Monty Python at April 21, 2013 06:05 PM (Hu/Da) NO, RLY?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 21, 2013 02:07 PM (qyfb5)

134 Yeah, I think that's what he's say....but I don't speak crazy so, who knows. I almost want to go to medical school and specialize in psychiatry just so I can figure out how someone can be that retarded. I mean, we've seen retarded here...Moo Moo, erg, Jordan, Hector, bu this is epic Yup, I almost want to go to med school. But a .45 and a box of .230 gr. JHP is cheaper.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 02:07 PM (PyuUF)

135 Anybody ever seen the Mexico comic strip .. Memin Pinguin ??

Posted by: grease monkey at April 21, 2013 02:08 PM (VSWPU)

136 Yeah, I think that's what he's say....but I don't speak crazy so, who knows.

Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2013 06:02 PM (X6akg)



I have to say, I'm kind of impressed.  I mean, it takes dedication to being bat shit to end up crossing those streams. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 02:08 PM (Gk3SS)

137 130 Now the Tsarnaevs are in REAL trouble! CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) — A Massachusetts police official say the brothers suspected of bombing the Boston Marathon before having shootouts with authorities didn’t have gun permits. Posted by: Zombie Monty Python at April 21, 2013 06:05 PM (Hu/Da) The MFM will release the 50-foot squirrel now.

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2013 02:08 PM (71gyQ)

138 the brothers suspected of bombing the Boston Marathon before having shootouts with authorities didnÂ’t have gun permits.


Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 02:08 PM (8lmkt)

139 CBD --- you like black licorice? I thought I was all alone. Well, how bout that? Two weirdos.

Posted by: L, elle at April 21, 2013 02:08 PM (0PiQ4)

140 Hey, bro! You looking run down...

Posted by: Dzhokhar at April 21, 2013 02:08 PM (y2XjR)

141 three

Posted by: alec at April 21, 2013 02:09 PM (usWYv)

142 I noticed Tamerlin's been looking deflated lately. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 05:59 PM (QTHTd) *** I sooo stole that for twitter!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 02:09 PM (piMMO)

143 Gentlemen. *nods* I believe we have a quorum.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:09 PM (GEICT)

144 CBD --- you like black licorice? I thought I was all alone. Well, how bout that? Two weirdos.

make that three, l'elle.  but you gots to be careful, it depletes your potassium.

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 02:10 PM (8lmkt)

145 Wait, they have permits for having shootouts with police in Massachusetts? They think of *everything*!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 21, 2013 02:10 PM (qyfb5)

146 133 Mero,

so are they that stupid or do they think we are that stupid Mero?

reason I'm asking is I have my answer they think *we* are that stupid which makes Massholia a cancer on the Republic

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:10 PM (LRFds)

147 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 06:07 PM (PyuUF)


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 06:08 PM (Gk3SS)


And there are a whole lotta people agreeing with him.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 02:10 PM (X6akg)

148 As soon as Ace wakes up this whole thread is getting banned.

Posted by: Subway was good at April 21, 2013 02:10 PM (FmFB3)

149 I can also say that a lot of my black and hispanic friends growing up HATED Jews and Asians. It made me uncomfortable as hell, I always used to argue with them but they saw themselves as the victims so it was fine.

 

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at April 21, 2013 02:10 PM (w7s1j)

150 I believe we have a quorum.

is that a book that we can burn ?

Posted by: alec at April 21, 2013 02:11 PM (usWYv)

151 134 Sean Bannion,

be careful Sean for when you stare into the moonbat the moonbat barks into you...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:11 PM (LRFds)

152 BCochran. *nods*

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 02:11 PM (doBIb)

153 I noticed the made in Australia tag in the right corner. 

Posted by: no good deed at April 21, 2013 02:12 PM (mjR67)

154 We've replaced this Islamic terrorist's gun permit with Folger's Crystals. Lets see what happens.

Posted by: eman at April 21, 2013 02:12 PM (71gyQ)

155 NDH ‏@mflynny 6m Folks keep saying that Jahar really looked up to his older brother, but from what I've heard, he really ran him down

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 02:12 PM (piMMO)

156 138 peaches,

it is almost as though like Chicago the gun lawsy no workee

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:12 PM (LRFds)

157 And there are a whole lotta people agreeing with him.
Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2013 06:10 PM (X6akg)



I have a really interesting book about conspiracy theories that not only has several of which I'd never heard but gets into a discussion about why conspiracy theories are so popular. 


To sum up, people have always been crazy always. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 02:12 PM (Gk3SS)

158 alec --- you too? all right, i like you then.

Posted by: L, elle at April 21, 2013 02:13 PM (0PiQ4)

159 Holy crap. I need a drink. Hey AtC, you know that description of drunken midgets? In. Full. Effect.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:13 PM (GEICT)

160 As soon as Ace wakes up this whole thread is getting banned. *** THAT'S the "potential" to which I had referred!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 02:13 PM (piMMO)

161 I am hopelessly addicted to the stuff
---
Same here.

Posted by: sTevo at April 21, 2013 02:13 PM (VMcEw)

162 good !

Posted by: alec at April 21, 2013 02:13 PM (usWYv)

163 I always used to argue with them but they saw themselves as the victims so it was fine. Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at April 21, 2013 06:10 PM (w7s1j) I see that too. It's like "pay it forward" for assholes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 21, 2013 02:13 PM (qyfb5)

164 And it's one of God's cosmic jokes that one of the greatest influences on the Russian language (Puskin) had a black African great-grandfather.

Seems the best poets and authors in my language are ... *gulp* Irish.

Swift, Wilde, Yeats, Dunsany . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 02:13 PM (QTHTd)

165

It's not a racial thing, just look at all the ethnic jokes out there.

And religious jokes.

 

Most of them have a sliver of truth in them.

That's why they're funny. Most ethnics and religious groups take them as they're intended.

 

Except for some who can make money on screaming Foul !

Posted by: seamrog at April 21, 2013 02:13 PM (M21j4)

166 157 AlexTheChick,

that is what they want you to think....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:14 PM (LRFds)

167 155-LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 02:14 PM (0oG8l)

168 Aww shit. I blew out the thread.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 02:14 PM (piMMO)

169 Hey AtC, you know that description of drunken midgets?


In. Full. Effect. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 06:13 PM (GEICT)




I really do appreciate your dedication to affirming my life choices.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 02:14 PM (Gk3SS)

170 i love niblets . . . haven't had 'em in ages, though.  little palm trees on the package, they are teh awesome. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 02:14 PM (8lmkt)

171 Seems the best poets and authors in my language are ... *gulp* Irish. Swift, Wilde, Yeats, Dunsany . . . Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 06:13 PM (QTHTd) That's cause we kick ass. And function really really well while drunk.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:14 PM (GEICT)

172 When I first moved to NC I heard a term a couple times, so decided to look it up/ask. Yup, people referred to the "old colored neighborhood" in Winston-Salem as Monkey Bottom. It's not official or anything, but when anyone from here mentions that part of town, it's "used to be called that", but they always manage to call it that now, too.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 21, 2013 02:14 PM (ZshNr)

173 peaches! yay! wow, anytime I eat the stuff, everyone around me gets upset.

Posted by: L, elle at April 21, 2013 02:14 PM (0PiQ4)

174 I noticed Tamerlin's been looking deflated lately. He was probably bitten by that well-known operatic scourge, a die Fledermaus.

Posted by: Piercello at April 21, 2013 02:15 PM (E/6f0)

175 Wait, they have permits for having shootouts with police in Massachusetts? They think of *everything*!

"Bazooka?"
"I got a permit for that."

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 02:15 PM (QTHTd)

176 As soon as Ace wakes up this whole thread is getting banned.

Willing to take my chances here . . . I am nothing if not an intrepid pink person.

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 02:15 PM (8lmkt)

177 It's impossible to know what motivated the Tsarnaevs to do this, but whatever the motive was, it's our fault.

Posted by: The MSM, for the next six months at April 21, 2013 02:15 PM (Hu/Da)

178 And there are a whole lotta people agreeing with him. He's from Chelsea, which these days is Boston's dumping ground for mental defectives.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 02:15 PM (PyuUF)

179 I was in Japan a few years back, saw a billboard that said "The power of white" and had a white girl grabbing a black girl's face. At first I had no idea what it was about, found out later it was a Sony ad for their white PSP.

Posted by: Extendo Man at April 21, 2013 02:15 PM (FdyW6)

180 To sum up, people have always been crazy always. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 06:12 PM (Gk3SS) Crazy is like air, except air doesn't put rat poison in cupcakes to be donated to the needy.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith's Other Mobile[/i][/b][/s] at April 21, 2013 02:15 PM (qyfb5)

181 171 BC1981,

it must suck having evolution made your guys' livers requiring the booze to not malfunction though....

Alcohol consumption is measured in 1/5th and "irish" or as we know them here in America "cases"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:16 PM (LRFds)

182 I really do appreciate your dedication to affirming my life choices. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 06:14 PM (Gk3SS) Glad I can be of help. *rummages around* Sonofabitch. We're out of tequila.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:16 PM (GEICT)

183 Has anyone seen Mary Clogginstein lately? I bet she's super proud of Presnent Obama.

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at April 21, 2013 02:16 PM (w7s1j)

184 Great pic showing what much of the world is like

Posted by: Baldy at April 21, 2013 02:16 PM (opS9C)

185 51 Dear Imam:

If you are doing jihad, and your brother runs you over and kills you with a car, do you still get the 72 virgins?

Posted by: Only Americans Are Racist at April 21, 2013 05:46 PM (Hu/Da)


Answer: Only if you shave your chest. Otherwise, you better have "pig latin" app for BableFish translation.

Tammy's last thought, other than "have I balanced my tires lately?" was, "I wish I had used Gillette last night instead of watching all that porn and drinking prior to jihad."

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 21, 2013 02:17 PM (baL2B)

186 But... but... "privilege" and "kyriarchy" and only straight white cis-gendered males can be oppressors!!1!

Posted by: Grievence Studies Graduate Student at April 21, 2013 02:17 PM (Vk2pI)

187 181 171 BC1981, it must suck having evolution made your guys' livers requiring the booze to not malfunction though.... Alcohol consumption is measured in 1/5th and "irish" or as we know them here in America "cases" Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 06:16 PM (LRFds) *shrugs* God had to put a limitation on us or we'd be ruling the world right now.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:17 PM (GEICT)

188 I have two relatives who are actively racist, one who is...not racist,but says messed up things.

They're all Democrats.

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at April 21, 2013 02:17 PM (w7s1j)

189 183 Crazee,

Che Che made a cameo in the gun thread...

I was thrilled.....

"why mommy, WHY!?!"

Hug the mother's neck with a vise and toss the daughter

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:17 PM (LRFds)

190 Sonofabitch. We're out of tequila. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 06:16 PM (GEICT)



That's what you get for wanting to keep your clothes on.  

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 02:18 PM (Gk3SS)

191 Saw that same licorce  in Bali.  It's no worse than Aunt Jemimah Pancake Flour.  Made good pancakes too.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 02:19 PM (cR3Kx)

192 I was in Japan a few years back, saw a billboard that said "The power of white" and had a white girl grabbing a black girl's face. At first I had no idea what it was about, found out later it was a Sony ad for their white PSP.

Posted by: Extendo Man at April 21, 2013 06:15 PM (FdyW6)

I remember that. It was pretty controversial even here, I remember there was news stories on the "outrage". Of course, I've seen advertising campaigns that say "Black is better". It's so silly, really.


Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at April 21, 2013 02:19 PM (w7s1j)

193 That's what you get for wanting to keep your clothes on. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 06:18 PM (Gk3SS) There are only two reasons my clothes are on: the aforementioned drunken midgets and public decency laws.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:20 PM (GEICT)

194 I believe we have a quorum. Oyez, oyez, oyez, The Society of Morons Who Are Outwardly Lewd But Cherish Their Marriage Vows (Grand Ewok Chapter) is now called to order. The Marginally Honorable Brent Cochran presiding.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 02:20 PM (PyuUF)

195 49 On my first WestPac, one of our stops was in Mombassa, Kenya. A brother could NOT get laid. They hatedblack Americans. Pusan, SK wascompletely opposite; white guys had to pay double what the brothers did. I know cause my friends told me. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 21, 2013 05:45 PM (yhPOh) Something that's not often talked about: many black Africans look down black Americans. I've caught crap from some of the Africans who live in the states, even from those who know that my bio father is black African (they can usually tell by my looks). I understand why this is: they think we've squandered opportunities and they are right.

Posted by: baldilocks at April 21, 2013 02:21 PM (Su0W2)

196 Made good pancakes too.

Not as good as the ones Joker T makes!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 02:21 PM (QTHTd)

197 Oyez, oyez, oyez, The Society of Morons Who Are Outwardly Lewd But Cherish Their Marriage Vows (Grand Ewok Chapter) is now called to order. The Marginally Honorable Brent Cochran presiding. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 06:20 PM (PyuUF) Thank you Sergeant. I open the floor to members for any new business.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:21 PM (GEICT)

198 @sven: Hah, awesome. Che Che, Mary Clogginstein and socks like that make me laugh every single time. It's part of why I love this place so much.

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at April 21, 2013 02:21 PM (w7s1j)

199 Dzhokhar Tsarnaev eventually wakes up, body filled with holes, sees the name tag on Dr. David Schoenfeld, notices he's in Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center, and wonders if he's meeting Allah. Yeah, amnesty and 20 million new citizens and a still leaky border will make everything better.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 21, 2013 02:22 PM (feFL6)

200 To sum up, people have always been crazy always.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 06:12 PM (Gk3SS)


Very true....just that now they have way too many platforms for everyone to hear their crazy instantaneously.....which I imagine feed their crazy.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 02:23 PM (X6akg)

201 I open the floor to members for any new business. I submit for consideration: tats. Design? Location? Volume?

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 02:23 PM (doBIb)

202 Oops. Pushkin. (I'm used to spelling in with Cyrillic letters.)

Posted by: baldilocks at April 21, 2013 02:23 PM (Su0W2)

203 OT: Torys in UN are bleeding members and donors to the UKIP because of the constant support of gay marriage. http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/54624 Odd, a party advocating small government, free markets, and family values grows by leaps and bounds.

Posted by: Hopeless at April 21, 2013 02:23 PM (2CuCY)

204 Yeah, amnesty and 20 million new citizens and a still leaky border will make everything better.

Damn straight, buddy.  Then Hussein and Sasquatch can finally have another one of those "proud of the country" moments. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 02:23 PM (8lmkt)

205 Another Democrat plantation success story
http://tinyurl.com/c7l2jc6

Posted by: Attila at April 21, 2013 02:24 PM (Cs2tJ)

206 203 Hopeless,

They should take a page from the Democrats and labour's playbook and advocate inviting Americans home to the UK

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:25 PM (LRFds)

207

197 BC

 

Is the SOMWAOLBCTMV ( GEC)

accepting new members? If so what are the requirements?

Posted by: seamrog at April 21, 2013 02:25 PM (M21j4)

208 I submit for consideration: tats. Design? Location? Volume? Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 06:23 PM (doBIb) The Marginally Honorabe Chairman is considering spiking this motion seeing as how both he and his wife have tats.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:25 PM (GEICT)

209 I open the floor to members for any new business. I motion that DC in Towson be tasked to provide the Queen's stepstool for NoVAMoMee.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 02:26 PM (1Z+u5)

210 Isn't there some small country we can all infiltrate and take over, turning it into a paradise for those living the AoSHQ lifestyle?

Posted by: Crazee (@Crazizzle) at April 21, 2013 02:26 PM (w7s1j)

211 I submit for consideration: tats.

Design? Location? Volume?

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 06:23 PM (doBIb)

 

 

-----------------------------------------

 

 

Point of order!   What happened to the fucking t-shirts?

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 02:26 PM (cR3Kx)

212 So, Cochran.  Just finished catching up on teh episode of Survivor I missed when Texas blew up last week.  Is that little nerdboy any relation?  I was soooo stoked to see that the groty Phillip was finally ejected.  I know Ace posted about this, but I had no idea wtf he was talking about and, of course, he did not give it away.

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 02:26 PM (8lmkt)

213 Joyce Carol Oates ‏@JoyceCarolOates 3m A stunted tree wants only a chainsaw to make of a redwood forest something approaching brotherhood. WTF???!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 02:27 PM (piMMO)

214 This Allen sounds like a white Christian tea Partier.

Posted by: Truman North at April 21, 2013 02:27 PM (EsTrr)

215 If you really want to see just how insane these grievance mongering loonies are, read this: http://tinyurl.com/csmzqx5 It is a post by an "anti-straight white male" blogger who rants about "kyriarchy" and how straight white males have "privilege" and thus how only whites can be racist, or men can be sexist, &c. The most frightening thing is that this is what the educators believe, and when they are brainwashing America's youth with from pre-K to post-Doctoral research!

Posted by: The Political Hat, Proud Kyriarch at April 21, 2013 02:27 PM (Vk2pI)

216 210 Isn't there some small country we can all infiltrate and take over, turning it into a paradise for those living the AoSHQ lifestyle?

Canada? I have a few slingshots.

Posted by: Attila at April 21, 2013 02:27 PM (Cs2tJ)

217 Point of order! What happened to the fucking t-shirts?

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 06:26 PM (cR3Kx)


we took 'em off . . . they're over there on the floor by our pants

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 02:27 PM (8lmkt)

218 Sven, One of the things that UKIP has had great success with is clearly articulating it's concrete policy goals. They constrast "labour and Tory support this policy. It's bad. Here us why. We will do this instead." Fucking shocking. I know.

Posted by: Hopeless at April 21, 2013 02:28 PM (2CuCY)

219 207 197 BC Is the SOMWAOLBCTMV ( GEC) accepting new members? If so what are the requirements? Posted by: seamrog at April 21, 2013 06:25 PM (M21j4) Always looking for some new blood. Sergeant? Care to introduce our new friend and explain requirements and provisional status?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:28 PM (GEICT)

220 This Allen sounds like a white Christian tea Partier.

Logo on bag says it's made in Australia.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 02:28 PM (QTHTd)

221 210 Crazee,

if you ask some Zimbabwae is already there...others iceland or sweden

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:28 PM (LRFds)

222 The Marginally Honorabe Chairman is considering spiking this motion seeing as how both he and his wife have tats. I submit that tats are acceptable as long as they are tasteful in design and are inked in a discrete location and do not cover more than one limb or half the torso.

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 02:28 PM (doBIb)

223 When I was in Hong Kong I bought some "Darkie" toothpaste. I was in a green box and had a character on it that resembled Al Jolson in blackface, with a toothy grin.

Posted by: navybrat at April 21, 2013 02:28 PM (t1VIV)

224 "It" was in a green box. I was not.

Posted by: navybrat at April 21, 2013 02:29 PM (t1VIV)

225 212 So, Cochran. Just finished catching up on teh episode of Survivor I missed when Texas blew up last week. Is that little nerdboy any relation? I was soooo stoked to see that the groty Phillip was finally ejected. I know Ace posted about this, but I had no idea wtf he was talking about and, of course, he did not give it away. Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 06:26 PM (8lmkt) I haven't watched an episode of survivor in prob 10 years. And nope, no relatives on tv. That I know. There aren't that many Cochrans from our fam out there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:29 PM (GEICT)

226 218 Hopeless,

why it is almost as though a right of center party that points out idiocy, delivers its promises, and then doesn't go finding problems "needing fixed NOW NOW NOW" speaks to people's hearts....


//RIP GOP circa 1994

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:29 PM (LRFds)

227 Nice story from the head writer/ artist at the humor/satire site, "The Peoples' Cube" "How Thatcher saved this Soviet mans heart and mind." http://tinyurl.com/cwrd3l3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 02:30 PM (0oG8l)

228 Posted by: baldilocks at April 21, 2013 06:21 PM (Su0W2) Hey Baldilocks! I use to catch crap from the blacks in the UK when I was stationed there. They would always say that U.S. blacks were stupid because we had allowed ourselves to be oppressed. I would just laugh and shake my head. The blacks in the UK are just like most here...victims of their own stupidity. Most of them are quite happy to be on the government dole. But I do agree with you that blacks in the U.S. have squandered opportunities afforded them through the years. And the ones that have taken advantage of these opportunities and made something of themselves are villified by other blacks. It's disgusting!

Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 21, 2013 02:30 PM (U0pcy)

229 Idiot on FNC claiming this is more like Columbine than terrorism

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 02:30 PM (piMMO)

230 I think the biggest problem with the Tories is that they are the party of the Queen. Same way Labour is the party of the unions, and the Lib Dems are the party of the civil-service and the "moderates" (think, SWPL).

The Royal Family isn't serious anymore, and that leaves the Tories like a ship without a captain.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 02:31 PM (QTHTd)

231 we took 'em off . . . they're over there on the floor by our pants

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 06:27 PM (8lmkt)

 

 

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Damn.  *looks over at pants*   Every one of them have skid marks.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 02:31 PM (cR3Kx)

232 I submit that tats are acceptable as long as they are tasteful in design and are inked in a discrete location and do not cover more than one limb or half the torso. Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 06:28 PM (doBIb) The Marginally Honorable Chairman fails that test, seeing as how I have a tat on my hand. Not so discrete.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:32 PM (GEICT)

233 Also, the entire immigration and welfare reform in the UK was brought about in part because of the rise of UKIP. We need to study it. Right now the UK is looking at a near moratorium on immigration, and has ordered everyone on disability to have a new evaluation. Bills are moving through parliament towards the policy goal of always making work more appealing than the dole.

Posted by: Hopeless at April 21, 2013 02:32 PM (D90Db)

234 Sad and frightening article: EXCLUSIVE - How doctor's daughter became the Muslim convert widow of Boston bomber: Terrorist husband 'brainwashed' her and she gave up her dreams of college to have his baby at 21 http://tinyurl.com/br73ed4 Why is it only British newspapers that report on things like this?

Posted by: The Radiant Future at April 21, 2013 02:33 PM (Hu/Da)

235 Always looking for some new blood. Sergeant? Care to introduce our new friend and explain requirements and provisional status? All members are provisional for at least 120 days, 90 of which must be spent with a BAC of .08 or higher.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 02:33 PM (1Z+u5)

236 27 OT so during all of Friday night as all the Boston shit was unfolding I kept reading my wife some of the funnier comments being posted on this blog. Wife looks me in the eye and says........ "These people are MORONS ". And there you have it Posted by: NativeNH at April 21, 2013 05:37 PM (YA/6B) My wife never "gets" half the stupid shit that makes my son and I laugh. We sing a little song to her: "if ya donts got the willy, ya donts get the silly!" I don't know how the Moronettes here put up with what is obviously gender-specific comedy. But I am SOOO not complaining.

Posted by: Truman North at April 21, 2013 02:34 PM (EsTrr)

237 Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 21, 2013 06:30 PM (U0pcy)

That, to me, is one of the saddest things about our country.  It really didn't have to be that way. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 02:34 PM (8lmkt)

238 230 BTH,

I keep hoping one of the boys is serious and Good Queen Beth's final act as Queen is throwing Chuck into a volcano...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:34 PM (LRFds)

239 Boulder, SWLP? I don't know that abbreviation.

Posted by: Hopeless at April 21, 2013 02:35 PM (D90Db)

240 234 radiabnt future,

because the US press' main and likely ONLY job is defending the liberal establishment....


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:35 PM (LRFds)

241

235 Sean

 

Great, I can be "grandfathered in ". Can't I ?

 

I'm well above the 90 day minimum.

Posted by: seamrog at April 21, 2013 02:35 PM (M21j4)

242 this thread is raaaaaaaaaaaaacsssssssssss!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 21, 2013 02:35 PM (8MasJ)

243 If the Republicans would have stopped the Sequester which impacted President Obama's Islamic Outreach program, then maybe the Man-Made Disaster in Boston would not have occurred.

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 21, 2013 02:36 PM (3Z1wn)

244 Boulder, SWLP? I don't know that abbreviation.

"Stuff White People Like". Was a thing up to 2008. Haven't checked the site much since then.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 02:36 PM (QTHTd)

245 I haven't watched an episode of survivor in prob 10 years. And nope, no relatives on tv. That I know. There aren't that many Cochrans from our fam out there. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 06:29 PM (GEICT)


You're lucky.   A few years back I was flipping channels and there was a Real Sex ep on HBO with people doing pony play.   I was about to flip the channel when I thought I saw a familiar face.   I squinted and went huh.   Guess my crazy former sister in law got out of jail.


Good times, good times. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 02:36 PM (Gk3SS)

246 pony play

????  I don't really want to know and, yet, my dumb fuckin' ass is asking anyway.  No, don't tell me!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 02:37 PM (8lmkt)

247 a Real Sex ep on HBO with people doing pony play

I don't want to google this

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 02:37 PM (QTHTd)

248 You're lucky. A few years back I was flipping channels and there was a Real Sex ep on HBO with people doing pony play. I was about to flip the channel when I thought I saw a familiar face. I squinted and went huh. Guess my crazy former sister in law got out of jail. **** HAHAHAHA!! Notice the people on those shows are never what, outside of a swingers' camps, be referred to as "sexy"?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 02:37 PM (piMMO)

249 Re: tats I love 'Fast N Loud' and these crazy Texans. They're making over some POS car and decide to make it a 'lowrider' when Aaron (the dude with the full ZZ Top beard) says the boss needs a tat of Jesus across his chest before he's allowed to drive the car. // When you live in a liberal PC state like me, shit like that makes me howl with laughter. And envy.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 21, 2013 02:38 PM (feFL6)

250 What's this?

Posted by: catherine ii at April 21, 2013 02:38 PM (QTHTd)

251 245 AlexTheChick,

er...

"yeah"

Real Borf neen Torgen on HBO is like a train wreck

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:38 PM (LRFds)

252 246 peaches,

if you know what brony is you're close...

GOD, GOD


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:39 PM (LRFds)

253 I don't want to google this
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 06:37 PM (QTHTd)



Oh come on.   It's not like you would end up horrifically scarred for life or anything.   I mean, every single reference that the Horde throws out that someone doesn't know is perfectly innocent and fluffy bunny.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 02:39 PM (Gk3SS)

254 253 AlexTheChick,.


I thought Cleveland Steamer was a new brand of carpet cleaner...

boy was I wrong

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:41 PM (LRFds)

255 In the American setting, they aren't races, they're factions. 'Asians' identify as a group here, but back home in their region, they hate each other with genocidal passions, Japanese vs. Chinese vs. Korean. Brown skinned people here in the US all identify as 'African American,' when back in Africa their individual lines can all tell apart the many different shades on the spectrum and happily go on killing sprees of tribe vs. tribe. And hispanic is a joke, every shade in the spectrum with no common link but a language, and if you lump in Portuguese speakers, not even that. But here, because there's hay to be made, they ally into power blocs to apportion benefits that they demand from 'society,' either money or other compensation, or political power. Race is a racket here.

Posted by: zsasz at April 21, 2013 02:41 PM (MMC8r)

256 Do NOT Google "fluffy bunny", it's a trap.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 21, 2013 02:41 PM (ZshNr)

257

Mountain Dew used to be advertised as "zero proof moonshine" and had a hillbilly on it's bottles and cans. Not racist, just insulting I guess.

 

But this: The makers of Oreo cookies and Barbie dolls made Oreo Barbie. And yes Barbie was black.

Posted by: ExSnipe at April 21, 2013 02:42 PM (PBm/l)

258 Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 06:34 PM (8lmkt) I agree. And I might add that the chickens are coming home to roost in the black communities with Obama's policies. Add amnesty and it is not going to be pretty. I am sure you see this since you live in Southern California, as I and Baldilocks do. It's really sad and pathetic.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 21, 2013 02:43 PM (U0pcy)

259 256 LinclnTF,

they're all traps....

I'm sure "betty White" has morphed into something by now

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:43 PM (LRFds)

260 You're lucky. A few years back I was flipping channels and there was a Real Sex ep on HBO with people doing pony play. I was about to flip the channel when I thought I saw a familiar face. I squinted and went huh. Guess my crazy former sister in law got out of jail. Good times, good times. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 06:36 PM (Gk3SS) Holy. shit. That's ok. I have a portion of my family that is total white trash garbage. As in, my cousin was in jail on a drug charges. He had two daughters by a former girlfriend. The one had cancer. Neuroblastoma. Died when she was 7. He used that the fact that she was near death to get released early. Never. Went. To. See. Her. Hate him. Anywho. Fast forward 8 years. My wife watches kids out of our house to supplement income. Several kids are cop's kids. (You see where this is headed, right?) So one of the kid's, her mom and her dad came with us to a church function a couple weeks ago. I'm talking to the dad, very cool guy, and he mentions that he used to be Narcotics. I joke that he prob knows some of my family. He asks who. I tell him. Wide eyed stare. "Uh...I was the arresting officer on the meth bust."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:43 PM (GEICT)

261 Srsly u guys, last Election Day, when the boss came over to fire three of my friends and mentors, looking at bunneh pix on the Internet was how I coped.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 02:43 PM (QTHTd)

262

Brown skinned people here in the US all identify as 'African American,' when back in Africa their individual lines can all tell apart the many different shades on the spectrum and happily go on killing sprees of tribe vs. tribe.

 

 

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The Hutus and Tutsis should ring that bell. 

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 02:43 PM (cR3Kx)

263 Dude, BCochran. I don't even know what to say. (which is probably just as well)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 02:44 PM (QTHTd)

264 What's the deal? Was she still living with her husband or what? Earlier, I had read that she had moved back home a year ago and the neighbors never saw him. What did she see in the guy? He wasn't smart. He was sort of ugly. And of course, he was a violent Izzie nut. My guess is that she is a nut, too. Brain washed my ass... She's wearing all black for a reason.

Posted by: Dzhokhar at April 21, 2013 02:46 PM (y2XjR)

265 Sorry for mentioning this article again: http://tinyurl.com/csmzqx5 But this is the type of stuff that the left is successfully appealing to kids and today's youths. Unless we can come up with a counter-argument or counter-narrative that works, America is doomed.

Posted by: The Political Hat, Proud Kyriarch at April 21, 2013 02:46 PM (Vk2pI)

266 I joke that he prob knows some of my family.

That was the vibe I got from the Tsarnaev's uncle. He struck me as being a decent guy, the kind of Muslim I've been trying all weekend not to lump in with the CAIR shitheels.

I dunno what I'd do if I turds like that floating in my gene pool

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 02:47 PM (QTHTd)

267 I joke that he prob knows some of my family. He asks who. I tell him. Wide eyed stare. "Uh...I was the arresting officer on the meth bust." Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 06:43 PM (GEICT)


Of course he was.


The crazy former sister in law was in jail for stabbing a guy.   In a Starbucks.  In Seattle.   I cannot tell you how hard I laughed when I found out about it. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 02:47 PM (Gk3SS)

268 I agree. And I might add that the chickens are coming home to roost in the black communities with Obama's policies. Add amnesty and it is not going to be pretty. I am sure you see this since you live in Southern California, as I and Baldilocks do. It's really sad and pathetic.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 21, 2013 06:43 PM (U0pcy)

 

 

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I don't live in CA but I've heard that Mehicans are turning blacks out of there old neighborhoods. 

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 02:47 PM (cR3Kx)

269 I can understand that there are things about Christianity people don't like, but how you could go from being a Christian woman to being a conservative Muslim woman I do not understand. It must be luv because Mohammed was a hateful man. He rejected his earlier more tolerant and peaceful writing People can bitch and moan about the NT and a woman being subject to her husband but the real context of the passage is that husband and wife are to submit to each other in Christ and that a man is to love his wife as Christ loved the church. That is, he should love her and be willing to die for her. In fact, women flocked to Christianity in the early church because it was more egalitarian than the religions around them, and the Romans made fun of it saying it was a religion fit only for women and slaves. It's my prayer that she experiences healing after the death of her husband and someday she comes back to her Christian roots.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 02:47 PM (0oG8l)

270 there = their

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 02:48 PM (cR3Kx)

271 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 06:43 PM (QTHTd) BTH, was there a connection between the firings and Election Day?

Posted by: Mindy at April 21, 2013 02:48 PM (wk9P4)

272 Wish I could remember the name of the person (John Kerrys wife?) Who remarked on all of the wonderfull "African Americans" she encountered on her trip to Africa.

Posted by: Subway was good at April 21, 2013 02:48 PM (FmFB3)

273 Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 21, 2013 06:43 PM (U0pcy)

It's very bad, I know, Chick.  I've lived here for a very long time and I see the invaders targeting African-Americans, taking over traditional black neighborhoods (turning them to shit, btw), undercutting them on jobs, since the invaders work every last gubmint bennie to subsidize their lives.  It's really one of the saddest things about this whole deal.  I came up in the 60s and there was a real opportunity there for the black community.  I don't honestly know what went wrong here, but it went very wrong and I don't like it.

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 02:50 PM (8lmkt)

274 It's my prayer that she experiences healing after the death of her husband and someday she comes back to her Christian roots.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 06:47 PM (0oG8l)

 

 

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If she does, she better get out of  that neighborhood because then she'd be considered an apostate.  And the muzzies kill apostates.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 02:50 PM (cR3Kx)

275 263 Dude, BCochran. I don't even know what to say. (which is probably just as well) Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 06:44 PM (QTHTd) Yeah. She was absolutely beautiful. Fortunately she was in remission when my wife and I got married. She was our flower girl. He's still a piece of shit. Has like 6 kids. Lemme put it this way. He's such a pos that at the funeral, he was not recognized as the father. The mom had married and that husband was described as her father. The crazy former sister in law was in jail for stabbing a guy. In a Starbucks. In Seattle. I cannot tell you how hard I laughed when I found out about it. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 06:47 PM (Gk3SS) I said a venti espresso you stupid bitch!!!! Garararaaaghgghgh!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:51 PM (GEICT)

276 265 Hat. I left a comment there. It's still steaming, and it will take me a week to refill my colon. What more is there?

Posted by: Kyrocrat Maximus at April 21, 2013 02:51 PM (VZC6E)

277 Dear Horde:

http://bit.ly/11uxPbE


Annnnd go!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 02:52 PM (Gk3SS)

278 Does the etherbunny know about this?

Posted by: EROWMER at April 21, 2013 02:52 PM (kxlCQ)

279 I hear the police tried to negotiate with Tamerlin but he was lying. Just flat out.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 02:53 PM (piMMO)

280 I came up in the 60s and there was a real opportunity there for the black community. I don't honestly know what went wrong here, but it went very wrong and I don't like it. Those racist Democrats that were behind segregation and Jim Crow? They saw they couldn't keep the black man down any longer, and switched tactics and achieve the same end with liberal social policy. It worked like a charm.

Posted by: zsasz at April 21, 2013 02:53 PM (MMC8r)

281 Hat. I left a comment there. It's still steaming, and it will take me a week to refill my colon. What more is there? Posted by: Kyrocrat Maximus at April 21, 2013 06:51 PM (VZC6E) Don't know, but we'd better all figure that out or else...

Posted by: The Political Hat, Proud Kyriarch at April 21, 2013 02:54 PM (Vk2pI)

282 I don't really find much of anything here gender specific comedy except for a lot of talk about boobehs and getting erections.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 02:54 PM (0oG8l)

283 switched tactics and achieve the same end with liberal social policy.

And so few figured it out.  And the people who did were demonized.  That's the truly scary part.

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 02:54 PM (8lmkt)

284 Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 06:47 PM (cR3Kx) Oh my goodness yes! When I moved back to California in 2004, I didn't even recognize parts of Los Angeles. It literally looks like Mexico. I grew up in Yorba Linda (Orange County) and the only city that has turned into a Third World craphole is Santa Ana. I was stationed at Ft. Huachuca from 1999-2004 and during that time I watched Sierra Vista grow and illegal immigration grow as well. I love people, but this crap has to stop! The very identity of the United States is being destroyed.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 21, 2013 02:55 PM (U0pcy)

285 Public shaming: "People Who Thought Chechnya was the Czech Republic” Collection......Here are those Twitter users who are brave enough to still have their tweets up for all to see:


http://tinyurl.com/cjdp48u

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 02:55 PM (X6akg)

286 Hi kids, I couldn't help but notice the crazy family vibes. I have stories, oh so many stories. I would like to share. When I was a teen I once caught my did getting a blow job from the 16 year old neighbor girl through a chain link fence. He paid her with a pack of Marlboros. The Marlboros he swiped from our small family convenience store. Apparently he had been doing it so much that my mom thought one of girls that work for her was stealing and she fired her. A peaceful mild story from the family life of OSP. No, I never participated in those transactions.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 02:55 PM (l86i3)

287 When I was a teen I once caught my did getting a blow job from the 16 year old neighbor girl through a chain link fence. He paid her with a pack of Marlboros. The Marlboros he swiped from our small family convenience store. That sounds......potentially hazardous.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 02:57 PM (GEICT)

288 He paid her with a pack of Marlboros. The Marlboros he swiped from our small family convenience store.

They don't actually say the South will rise again anymore, do they? 

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 02:58 PM (8lmkt)

289 Wish I could remember the name of the person (John Kerrys wife?) Who remarked on all of the wonderfull "African Americans" she encountered on her trip to Africa. Theresa Heinz-Ketchup of the white grapes soaked in gin hangover cure?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 21, 2013 02:58 PM (eyJh9)

290 They don't actually say the South will rise again anymore, do they? Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 06:58 PM (8lmkt) That was in Gary Indiana.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 02:58 PM (l86i3)

291 Soona, It's true. But it's also complicated. There is an aspect to the immigration debate that is often lost. It's that Mexico has been in a narco-civil-war for years now. And a lot of business owners want cheap labor that takes CASH and requires no taxes, workers comp, unemployment, etc etc etc. It's the regulatory burden that incentivizes that type of employment.

Posted by: Hopeless at April 21, 2013 02:58 PM (1kPLg)

292 Joyce Carol Oates ‏@JoyceCarolOates 3m
A stunted tree wants only a chainsaw to make of a redwood forest something approaching brotherhood.


WTF???!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 06:27 PM (piMMO)


---------------



Shorter version:  I'm gonna cut you down to size.


On a related note, I bought my little grandson a Husqvarna chainsaw for his second birthday coming up in a couple of weeks.  Maybe I can drive him over to Joyce's house.

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 02:59 PM (P6QsQ)

293 290 OSP,

there's plenty of the "south" in Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Maryland.....

"suh"

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 02:59 PM (LRFds)

294 Oh my goodness yes! When I moved back to California in 2004, I didn't even recognize parts of Los Angeles. It literally looks like Mexico. I grew up in Yorba Linda (Orange County) and the only city that has turned into a Third World craphole is Santa Ana.

I was stationed at Ft. Huachuca from 1999-2004 and during that time I watched Sierra Vista grow and illegal immigration grow as well.

I love people, but this crap has to stop! The very identity of the United States is being destroyed.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 21, 2013 06:55 PM (U0pcy)

 

 

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I have a very liberal friend that lives in Vegas and even he says that something has to be done to the illegal invasion in the western states.

 

He even said he'd vote republican if they could find some way to get rid of them.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 02:59 PM (cR3Kx)

295 Shorter version: I'm gonna cut you down to size. On a related note, I bought my little grandson a Husqvarna chainsaw for his second birthday coming up in a couple of weeks. Maybe I can drive him over to Joyce's house. Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 06:59 PM (P6QsQ) Outstanding.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:00 PM (l86i3)

296 And a lot of business owners want cheap labor that takes CASH and requires no taxes, workers comp, unemployment, etc etc etc. It's the regulatory burden that incentivizes that type of employment.

Posted by: Hopeless at April 21, 2013 06:58 PM (1kPLg)


Well, fortunately for our country, the awesome immigration/amnesty bill will NOT require e-verify.  So, it's all cool.  Except for the actual taxpayers.

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 03:00 PM (8lmkt)

297 Shorter version: I'm gonna cut you down to size. On a related note, I bought my little grandson a Husqvarna chainsaw for his second birthday coming up in a couple of weeks. Maybe I can drive him over to Joyce's house. *** It seems like she might be advocating for cutting down the week so that the strong can prevail. Have at her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 03:01 PM (piMMO)

298 I don't live in CA but I've heard that Mehicans are turning blacks out of their old neighborhoods. Forcibly. If white people were doing it, Obama and the MSM would be talking about nothing else.

Posted by: The Radiant Future at April 21, 2013 03:02 PM (Hu/Da)

299 there's plenty of the "south" in Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Maryland.....

Everything south of I-70 is Kentucky.

(Except Bloomington, which is just creepy.)

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 21, 2013 03:02 PM (hO8IJ)

300 People Who Thought Chechnya was the Czech Republic Not one AoS male peep would be unable to tell the difference. Czech Republic women are hot. Or so I'm told. Nothing sexy about women with pubes that start at the navel. Now some people have actually seen Czech women in pronography, but I wouldn't know anything about that. Or so I'm told.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 21, 2013 03:02 PM (feFL6)

301 Agra business and construction is prolly the #1 employers. If you eat chicken, odds are an illegal plucked it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:02 PM (l86i3)

302 God I can't believe the movers are coming tomorrow.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:03 PM (l86i3)

303 Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 06:54 PM (8lmkt) Every time I see Bernard Parks, Jan Perry, Tony VillaLaRaza and others start screeching, I just shake my head. Black people have no one to blame but themselves. And yes, the Democrat Party is complicit in this as well. As for the invaders...I try really hard to walk in love towards ALL people, but it is soooo hard! I am tired of the Spanish-language billboards, the same goes for the labeling of items in stores. And please don't get me started on fast food drive-thrus. Sigh...it's bad enough I go off on young black people when they start speaking garbage, but now I have to interpret Spanglish?

Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 21, 2013 03:03 PM (U0pcy)

304   http://bit.ly/11uxPbE  

Annnnd go! 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 06:52 PM (Gk3SS)


HA!  Which chipmunk bears a closer resemblence to the head ewok?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2013 03:03 PM (rm+Am)

305 I think it means that the stunted trees (people) only need to weapon to bring everyone down to a lesser size.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 03:04 PM (0oG8l)

306 It's true. But it's also complicated.

There is an aspect to the immigration debate that is often lost. It's that Mexico has been in a narco-civil-war for years now.

And a lot of business owners want cheap labor that takes CASH and requires no taxes, workers comp, unemployment, etc etc etc. It's the regulatory burden that incentivizes that type of employment.

Posted by: Hopeless at April 21, 2013 06:58 PM (1kPLg)

 

 

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I'm going to start  focusing on that.  And it's going to be lazer-like focus.  I'll make something happen.  Trust me.

Posted by: Baraka O'Preezy at April 21, 2013 03:04 PM (cR3Kx)

307 uh, weak

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 03:05 PM (piMMO)

308 >>>Well, fortunately for our country, the awesome immigration amnesty bill will NOT require e-verify. So, it's all cool. Except for the actual taxpayers.


How will we collect those back taxes the gang of 8 promised?

Posted by: Fritz at April 21, 2013 03:05 PM (gyDll)

309 Meant "only need weapons"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 03:05 PM (0oG8l)

310 60 Minutes covering the bombing

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 03:06 PM (piMMO)

311 302 God I can't believe the movers are coming tomorrow.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 07:03 PM (l86i3)


You sold your house!?  I missed that announcement.



Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 03:06 PM (X6akg)

312 Mehicans are turning blacks out of their old neighborhoods.

Forcibly.

Yup.  It's like a jihad.  I don't know how to say that en espanol.  But they are turning those neighborhoods into Tijuana-style shit.  I know, I've spent time there.  I have so fuckin' had it with these cockroaches.  Chick, I admire your desire to walk with love with all people, but I am personally so over it.  I want my country back.

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 03:06 PM (8lmkt)

313 HA! Which chipmunk bears a closer resemblence to the head ewok?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 21, 2013 07:03 PM (rm+Am)

 

 

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I thought MM was AtC and the chipmunks were Bannion and BCochran.

Posted by: Baraka O'Preezy at April 21, 2013 03:06 PM (cR3Kx)

314 It seems like she might be advocating for cutting down the week so that the strong can prevail.

Have at her.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 07:01 PM (piMMO)


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If the strong are going to prevail, then my grandkids will be okay I guess.  The 3 year old granddaughter is starting to train on the John Deere.

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:06 PM (P6QsQ)

315 As for the invaders...I try really hard to walk in love towards ALL people, but it is soooo hard! I am tired of the Spanish-language billboards, the same goes for the labeling of items in stores. And please don't get me started on fast food drive-thrus. Sigh...it's bad enough I go off on young black people when they start speaking garbage, but now I have to interpret Spanglish? Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 21, 2013 07:03 PM (U0pcy) Welcome to this meeting of the Eurocentric Xenophobes. I'm OSP your district 1 coordinator. Please sign in at the back table and take a welcome package.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:07 PM (l86i3)

316 Off greasy sock!

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 03:07 PM (cR3Kx)

317 Increasingly, Somalis pack our meat. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Beagle at April 21, 2013 03:09 PM (sOtz/)

318 And hispanic is a joke, every shade in the spectrum with no common link but a language, and if you lump in Portuguese speakers, not even that.

My understanding is that south of the border, the less indigenous blood you have, the higher you are in society. 

I was gonna say the opposite of here, but a blond blue-eyed "family legend sez I'm 3% Cherokee" gets just as much indigenous cred in the Senate as a guy who underwent a naming ceremony and serves his tribe on the Council of Chiefs.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 21, 2013 03:10 PM (hO8IJ)

319 299 Ms Radish,

let me grab my banjo

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 03:10 PM (LRFds)

320 I've got another grandbaby coming in June.  Maybe I should buy  a shotgun for the baby shower.

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:10 PM (P6QsQ)

321 Welcome to this meeting of the Eurocentric Xenophobes.

That absolutely fries my ass, buddy.  I had an upbringing (okay, academia-centric) where my parents had friends and colleagues of every color and ethnicity and nationality.  You know what the fuckin difference was?  They came here legally, they did it the right way.  go fuck yaself.

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 03:10 PM (8lmkt)

322 I've got another grandbaby coming in June. Maybe I should buy a shotgun for the baby shower. Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 07:10 PM (P6QsQ) Make sure it's heirloom quality.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:11 PM (l86i3)

323 I thought MM was AtC and the chipmunks were Bannion and BCochran. Posted by: Baraka O'Preezy at April 21, 2013 07:06 PM (cR3Kx) Know what? I'm good with that.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 03:11 PM (GEICT)

324 Welcome to this meeting of the Eurocentric Xenophobes. That absolutely fries my ass, buddy. I had an upbringing (okay, academia-centric) where my parents had friends and colleagues of every color and ethnicity and nationality. You know what the fuckin difference was? They came here legally, they did it the right way. go fuck yaself. Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 07:10 PM (8lmkt) It was a joke Peach.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:11 PM (l86i3)

325 Don't fear teh racism.  It's adaptive behavior.

Posted by: Jeanne of the North at April 21, 2013 03:12 PM (fiJzj)

326 I was gonna say the opposite of here, but a blond blue-eyed "family legend sez I'm 3% Cherokee" gets just as much indigenous cred in the Senate as a guy who underwent a naming ceremony and serves his tribe on the Council of Chiefs.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 21, 2013 07:10 PM (hO8IJ)

 

 

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1/32ers get that gubmint loot too. 

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 03:12 PM (cR3Kx)

327 It was a joke Peach.

my bad . . . nevermind then

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 03:12 PM (8lmkt)

328 Make sure it's heirloom quality.

-------------

My son had an heirloom quality rifle, can't remember the name of it right now.  It was kept in that special room they have in Cabela's, where the good stuff is.  Anyway, he bought it after his first tour and a couple of summers ago it was stolen out of his house in Milwaukee. 

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:13 PM (P6QsQ)

329 1/32ers get that gubmint loot too. Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 07:12 PM (cR3Kx) I'm a 1/16. Can I join the indigenous FSA?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:13 PM (l86i3)

330 Gently please...

Posted by: CBD at April 21, 2013 03:13 PM (/WLC3)

331 323 I thought MM was AtC and the chipmunks were Bannion and BCochran. Posted by: Baraka O'Preezy at April 21, 2013 07:06 PM (cR3Kx) This is a bad thing.....why exactly?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 03:14 PM (1Z+u5)

332 Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 07:06 PM (8lmkt) Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 07:07 PM (l86i3) @Peaches...oh, believe me, I have had it to. I want this nation restored to its original way. I am just soooo done with the politicians, especially the Republicans selling us out. And for what? More poverty and crime? Some damn votes? @OSP...LMAO!

Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 21, 2013 03:14 PM (U0pcy)

333 I thought MM was AtC and the chipmunks were Bannion and BCochran.


*taps chin*


I can work with that. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 03:15 PM (Gk3SS)

334 New study released: 40 percent of Europe is nuts.

http://tinyurl.com/3dqpn6j


Posted by: Attila at April 21, 2013 03:16 PM (Cs2tJ)

335 BC, you wanna be Chip? Or Dale?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 03:16 PM (1Z+u5)

336 My buffalo wings are almost ready....mmmmm.



Yes, they are dinner.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 03:16 PM (X6akg)

337 I'm a 1/16. Can I join the indigenous FSA?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 07:13 PM (l86i3)

 

 

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Ya' gotta have a card.   No card, no cash.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 03:17 PM (cR3Kx)

338 335 BC, you wanna be Chip? Or Dale? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 07:16 PM (1Z+u5) Hmmm....I think I'll go with Dale. You good with that?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 03:17 PM (GEICT)

339 IQ Test: Today in breaking news... 185 people were killed by islamic extremists in Nigeria 156 people were killed in China by an earthquake Which item will you hear about on tonight's news? No need to show your work, but at least pull yur pants up.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 21, 2013 03:17 PM (feFL6)

340 >>>friend went to china during Christmas about 20 yrs ago....they had santa on the crucifix....

I was in Japan and bought a book that had Ultraman hanging up there on a cross.

Google "ultraman crucifixion."

Apparently they even make toys from that episode.

Posted by: Dr.Varno at April 21, 2013 03:17 PM (GTvg+)

341 the Republicans selling us out. And for what? More poverty and crime? Some damn votes?

they won't even get votes, Chick.  they are done, by their own filthy hands.  i'm all in on the let it burn.  i just don't see any other way.  even that's a crapshoot.

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 03:18 PM (8lmkt)

342 You good with that? Indubitably. But of course. I insist.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 03:18 PM (1Z+u5)

343 336 My buffalo wings are almost ready....mmmmm. Yes, they are dinner. Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2013 07:16 PM (X6akg) JEALOUS Nobody in my family likes spicy stuff. And even if they can handle a little, all of them HATE that buffalo sauce flavor. *sad panda*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 03:18 PM (GEICT)

344 Somebody please talk me down off the ledge (figuratively). I am grading student math tests, and it often makes me wonder why I try so hard to explain things clearly and thoroughly. ....constantly leading the horse to water.... Argh!

Posted by: Mindy at April 21, 2013 03:19 PM (wk9P4)

345 they won't even get votes, Chick. they are done, by their own filthy hands.

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Yup.  They are done, and I am done with them.

Faith, family, friends.  That's it for me.

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:20 PM (P6QsQ)

346 185 people were killed by islamic extremists in Nigeria The Book by Hirsl Ali called Infidel really breaks down the Muslim insrugency into Africa. It's pretty disturbing.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:20 PM (l86i3)

347 Nobody in my family likes spicy stuff. And even if they can handle a little, all of them HATE that buffalo sauce flavor. Why that's..that's just un-American!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 03:20 PM (1Z+u5)

348 Republicans and Democrats both play racial divide and conquer politics. Both parties are guilty pitting Americans against each other.

The 2 party scam will not last forever

Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are scum at April 21, 2013 03:20 PM (bHDu3)

349

Somebody please talk me down off the ledge (figuratively). I am grading student math tests, and it often makes me wonder why I try so hard to explain things clearly and thoroughly.

--------

Well, you always have the thanks of a grateful nation.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 21, 2013 03:21 PM (5wHPS)

350 334 New study released: 40 percent of Europe is nuts.

If it gets to 51%, then they'll have to redefine nuts as normal, and normal as nuts.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 21, 2013 03:21 PM (/gHaE)

351 Why is it only British newspapers that report on things like this?

Posted by: The Radiant Future at April 21, 2013 06:33 PM (Hu/Da)


Two answers:

1) Testosterone

2) The Won is safely tucked into his iReggie across the Pond

Posted by: ChrisyBlinky,Sarcastic and Cynical Redneck Queen needs more proof at April 21, 2013 03:21 PM (baL2B)

352 @ 315b Oldsailors Poet is no longer

You do know SPanish is a European language? Or are you really that ignorant?

Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are scum at April 21, 2013 03:22 PM (bHDu3)

353 Mindy: that was the conspiracy talk we survivors had, that the higher-ups knew Obamacare was coming. They wanted to cut two of us for that. There were two others they cut because they just didn't like those two. So, out went the long knives on all four. Three of my friends (and one lazy douche).

(I quit on my own account in January.)

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 03:22 PM (QTHTd)

354 Nobody in my family likes spicy stuff. And even if they can handle a little, all of them HATE that buffalo sauce flavor.


*sad panda*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 07:18 PM (GEICT)

 

 

----------------------------------------

 

 

Nobody but me  in my family like ultra-spicy.  I have to have at least one  spicy meal a week to keep my innards in working order. 

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 03:22 PM (cR3Kx)

355 I have to give this blog credit, many of you are honest racists.

Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are scum at April 21, 2013 03:22 PM (bHDu3)

356 Fuck off, Hector

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 03:23 PM (QTHTd)

357 Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 07:18 PM (8lmkt) I agree with you. By the way, I eagerly await the Democrats responses when California's shit hits the fan. And you know it's coming.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 21, 2013 03:23 PM (U0pcy)

358 eat shit and die, troll.

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 03:24 PM (8lmkt)

359 352 @ 315b Oldsailors Poet is no longer You do know SPanish is a European language? Or are you really that ignorant? Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are scum at April 21, 2013 07:22 PM (bHDu3) Do you really think that was anymore than a joke? Or could you not raise your head from the gloryhole long enough to figure it out?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:24 PM (l86i3)

360 @ 303 I Be That Chick

Look what your beloved Muslims did in Boston. Those are the real invaders.


Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are scum at April 21, 2013 03:24 PM (bHDu3)

361 I don't like anything the least bit spicy. Buffalo wings?? Are you crazy ??

I'm Skandi.  Our food is known for its bland grayness and lack of taste.  Our entire cuisine is beige.

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:24 PM (P6QsQ)

362 Nobody in my family likes spicy stuff. And even if they can handle a little, all of them HATE that buffalo sauce flavor.


*sad panda*

========



You can come here BC....because I signaled my husband out the window that dinner was ready and he's still watering the stuff he transplanted/planted today....and the wings are on the table.


Argh!



Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 03:24 PM (X6akg)

363 oh noes its back

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:25 PM (P6QsQ)

364 Only you racists would be so pre-occupied with us calling you racists. Racists!

Posted by: The MFM at April 21, 2013 03:25 PM (FcR7P)

365 If it gets to 51%, then they'll have to redefine nuts as normal, and normal as nuts.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 21, 2013 07:21 PM (/gHaE)

 

 

------------------------------------------------

 

 

I'm presuming your talking about the American "MFM  Gold  Standard".

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 03:25 PM (cR3Kx)

366 when California's shit hits the fan. And you know it's coming.

silly, teh high speed rail is gonna save us!!!! 

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 03:25 PM (8lmkt)

367 These wings aren't that spicy....cuz I'm a wimp.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 03:25 PM (X6akg)

368 Why that's..that's just un-American! Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 07:20 PM (1Z+u5) I know!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 03:25 PM (GEICT)

369 Math is something in which I personally did not excel in school. It wasn't until later when I had a natural interest in it that I was worth anything at it. Even now, I forget how to do long division. I suppose it would come back to me but why do it when calculators are everywhere?  Algebra I had to repeat in high school. Now I love it. I am no whiz but I am able to do a spreadsheet and everything  comes out the way it should.  It is a far sight better than what I was.

Posted by: navybrat at April 21, 2013 03:26 PM (t1VIV)

370 Rice pudding, anyone?

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:26 PM (P6QsQ)

371 Rice pudding, anyone? Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 07:26 PM (P6QsQ) Raisens?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:27 PM (l86i3)

372 -------- Well, you always have the thanks of a grateful nation. Posted by: USS Diversity at April 21, 2013 07:21 PM (5wHPS) Grateful for my tilting at windmills? It seems like the problem is that for modern students, nothing really has meaning. Words don't have meaning, so symbols sure as heck don't.

Posted by: Mindy at April 21, 2013 03:27 PM (wk9P4)

373 with raisins, mama winger?  that's how my grandma made it.  yummmmm!

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 03:27 PM (8lmkt)

374 @ 359 Oldsailors Poet

Republicans are ignorant about Hispanics. It would not shock me if you did not realize Spanish was a European language.

I will now let you get back to you Republicans are good and Democrats bad canard. Both parties are evil and dividing Americans against each other. One day Patriotic Americans will have had enough with the 2 headed hydra ruling this nation and vote in a party that is for America.

As far I am concerned, The Democratic and Republican Parties are treasonous entities destroying America. Liberals and "Conservatives" are both cut from the same Marxist cloth.


Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are scum at April 21, 2013 03:28 PM (bHDu3)

375 No raisins.  One almond., And to go full Skandi you have to serve it with lingonberries.

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:29 PM (P6QsQ)

376 Earlier Saturday afternoon, a silver mini-van with consulate license plates arrived at the Carriage Drive apartment along with the FBI and Homeland Security, and stayed a half an hour longer than the agents. The van left with two women, neither of whom appeared to be restrained. One was carrying a pink backpack as she exited the apartment and ran into the van, which sped away as the women told reporters they did not wish to comment. Efforts by The Standard-Times to identify the van's consulate did not provide any answers, and the FBI spokeswoman had no information about it. A U.S. Department of State spokeswoman said her agency was “not privy” to the investigation and referred The Standard-Times back to the FBI. Mayor Jon Mitchell told The Standard-Times Saturday morning that the three people detained by the FBI Friday evening in connection with marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev had been released. these are the friends he partied with after the bombing, including his girlfriend, who allegedly had a vanity plate that said terrorist on it. That may be internet BS. Anyway, wonder what consulate came for them? Russian? or Iranian?

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2013 03:29 PM (nH8jP)

377 This is an even better example:
Darlie Toothpaste (translated from Chinese as "black person", formerly called "Darkie").  Can you believe they still sell this stuff??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darlie
http://tinyurl.com/cwpo3rk


Posted by: CBrown at April 21, 2013 03:29 PM (dPRne)

378 Someone go kick a cob and get the Hector out of here. Hey Hector, how's the wife? Still blowing your neighbors?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 03:29 PM (GEICT)

379 Oh, is Hector back to tell us why various Third Worlders like Chechens or Serbs are inherently prone to barbarism? I eagerly await philosophical discourse Mostly because everyone he tries he demonstrates that he's illiterate. What can I say? I like to point and laugh.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 03:29 PM (1Z+u5)

380 It seems like the problem is that for modern students, nothing really has meaning. Words don't have meaning, so symbols sure as heck don't. Posted by: Mindy at April 21, 2013 07:27 PM (wk9P4) When I taught middle School math I first taught vocabulary and used the lesson in a kinisthetic method. It helped a lot. Example: What does the word percent mean? You would be surprised how many people don't know. Once you figure out it means Of a Hundred, it's easier to go from there.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:30 PM (l86i3)

381  Rice pudding, anyone?

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 07:26 PM (P6QsQ)

 

 

--------------------------------------------------

 

 

No, thank you.  I had a lifetime of rice pudding at my grade school lunch room.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 03:30 PM (cR3Kx)

382 375 No raisins. One almond., And to go full Skandi you have to serve it with lingonberries Wait. You're part Scandi? How did I miss this?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 03:30 PM (1Z+u5)

383 Democrats are Marxist/International Socialists/Progressives
Republicans are National Socialists/Theocrats.

Both are just 2 branches of the same Marxist evil. Wake up people and stop allowing these 2 evil organizations to divide us.

Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are Marxists at April 21, 2013 03:30 PM (bHDu3)

384 The Book by Hirsi Ali called Infidel really breaks down the Muslim insurgency into Africa. It's pretty disturbing. I used to follow her years ago, and seem to recall she was on FNC a couple of times, then disappeared off the radar. I suspect for 'health reasons'. In other words, to maintain some semblance of health with incessant death threats from the ROP crew.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 21, 2013 03:31 PM (feFL6)

385 I love tapioca. Yum

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2013 03:31 PM (nH8jP)

386 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 07:22 PM (QTHTd) Ah, I see. I've heard so much about people being fired and hours being cut that I'm surprised it hasn't had a bigger impact on the unemployment rate.

Posted by: Mindy at April 21, 2013 03:31 PM (wk9P4)

387 Sigh.


I want a new Pacific Rim trailer.


*toddlerfists*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD, you taunty bitch. at April 21, 2013 03:31 PM (Gk3SS)

388 60 Minutes is doing a fantastic piece on military service dogs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 03:31 PM (piMMO)

389 I love tapioca. Yum Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2013 07:31 PM (nH8jP) Me Too.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:31 PM (l86i3)

390 Wait. You're part Scandi? How did I miss this?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 07:30 PM (1Z+u5)


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Full Skandi.  Swede/Norwegian.  Pasty but sturdy.

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:32 PM (P6QsQ)

391 vanity plate that said terrorist on it. That may be internet BS.

I saw pics that showed a beemer with "terrorista #1" . . . although it looked more like a paper plate, like you'd get from a dealer, than a state-issued tag. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 03:32 PM (8lmkt)

392 @ 379 Sean Bannion

Chechen are Islamic scum.

Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are Marxists at April 21, 2013 03:32 PM (bHDu3)

393 Full Skandi. Swede/Norwegian. Pasty but sturdy. Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 07:32 PM (P6QsQ) So is Mrs. Sailor. Stubborn as a mule.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:32 PM (l86i3)

394 vanity plate that said terrorist on it. That may be internet BS. I saw pics that showed a beemer with "terrorista #1" . . . although it looked more like a paper plate, like you'd get from a dealer, than a state-issued tag. *** She had a university tag on the font of her car. I read 'Terrorista #1"

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 03:33 PM (piMMO)

395 weird tho, what consulate came for them? Why? I can guess

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2013 03:33 PM (nH8jP)

396 Woot! They're saying that Joker Jr is conscious and answering questions.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 03:33 PM (QTHTd)

397 I don't like racism, but it seems to me it's usually more a matter of degree than a "black or white" situation. But really, when you get right down to it....identity politics, hate crime legislation, Toure' Neblett et al...does this represent "progress" in terms of race? I think we all know the answer

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 21, 2013 03:33 PM (XvrTA)

398 Stubborn as a mule.

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Ya shur doncha know.

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:34 PM (P6QsQ)

399 I would love to see the leaders of the Republican party and Democratic Party strung up on lamp posts. The damage both parties have done is beyond treason, its evil.

Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are Marxists at April 21, 2013 03:34 PM (bHDu3)

400 Okay. Late to the racist thread and hadn't read a comment one. Busy dealing firearms from the gun thread.

So. That's the Tar Baby on that bag of licorice. Right?

What???

Posted by: Tobacco Road at April 21, 2013 03:34 PM (4Mv1T)

401 Full Skandi. Swede/Norwegian. Pasty but sturdy. Sturdy? Then you'd be familiar with Irish foreplay. "Hold on, Bridget" I too have a Scandi in the woodpile.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 03:34 PM (1Z+u5)

402 weird tho, what consulate came for them? Why?

a good question.  if it was, in fact, any sort of consulate at all. 

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 03:35 PM (8lmkt)

403 it is clear to men that Manino appears to be a bit strokey, and I do not think he is in the loop, so to speak

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2013 03:35 PM (nH8jP)

404 I think we all know the answer Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at April 21, 2013 07:33 PM (XvrTA) I think is is more social/economic/behavioral than race.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:35 PM (l86i3)

405 I'm mostly offended that no-one's thought to introduce an "English Toothpaste". They trying to tell us something?!

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 03:35 PM (QTHTd)

406 You would be surprised how many people don't know. Once you figure out it means Of a Hundred, it's easier to go from there. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 07:30 PM (l86i3) Yeah, I translate "per cent" for them as well. Can you give an example of your kinesthetic approach? Thanks!

Posted by: Mindy at April 21, 2013 03:35 PM (wk9P4)

407 me not men. mohr coffee, stat

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2013 03:35 PM (nH8jP)

408  I love tapioca. Yum

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2013 07:31 PM (nH8jP)

 

 

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Now you're talkin'.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 03:36 PM (cR3Kx)

409 @ 397 ghostofhallelujah
Republicans are not innocent either, it is based on White resentment and hatred of non whites. Democrats are based on anti-White victimology. Both parties are treasonous and evil.

Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are Marxists at April 21, 2013 03:36 PM (bHDu3)

410 they maybe lying about number 2 talking and answering questions they maybe trying to flush out his co-conspirators and get them chatting

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2013 03:37 PM (nH8jP)

411 I saw pics that showed a beemer with "terrorista #1" . . . although it looked more like a paper plate, like you'd get from a dealer, than a state-issued tag. We covered this this morning. That is NOT A MASSACHUSETTS TAG! Hell, it not EVEN a tag. Its a vanity plate you can pick up at any Spencer Gifts....or your local mosque.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 03:37 PM (1Z+u5)

412 I too have a Scandi in the woodpile.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 07:34 PM (1Z+u5)


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Woodpile? Grandpa might have known him back in Sweden then. He was a lumberjack. 

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:37 PM (P6QsQ)

413  weird tho, what consulate came for them? Why?

a good question. if it was, in fact, any sort of consulate at all.

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 07:35 PM (8lmkt)

 

 

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I wonder if one of them is the wifey.  Got to get her out of the country.  Iran or Egypt.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 03:38 PM (cR3Kx)

414 He was a lumberjack.

You know what this means
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 03:39 PM (QTHTd)

415 I will now allow you to go back to your little bubble that Republicans are angelic and patriotic and Democrats are evil. To a growing number of Americans, Republicans and Democrats are both treasonous Marxists who are a cancer upon America.

The day of reckoning for the 2 Party traitors is coming.

Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are Marxists at April 21, 2013 03:39 PM (bHDu3)

416 Tami at April 21, 2013 07:24 PM (X6akg) How ya doing? Still worried about Lyme Disease? In my experience(s) the first symptom is always waking up in a pool of sweat. But I have more tics around me then the patients in a Tourette's ward.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 21, 2013 03:39 PM (feFL6)

417 I know it was not a real plate, but one of those goof ball one. But why would you have that on your car at all, assuming she did. Its not the same as putting a fake plate in your rear window that says J.A.P. (Jewish American Princess) I mean, WTH?

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2013 03:39 PM (nH8jP)

418 Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are Marxists at April 21, 2013 07:39 PM (bHDu3) *** Who's the pest?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 03:39 PM (piMMO)

419 Posted by: Mindy at April 21, 2013 07:35 PM (wk9P4) Sure, When I teach the Coordinate grid, I take all of the chairs and put them in a circle. The tiles on the floor are 18x18 so I lay out a grid on the floor with blue painters tape, comes up easy., team them up in groups of 4 call out coordinates and time them. Then they have to hold hands showing a shape. They must describe the shape. If it's a quadrilateral, what kind of quadrilateral etc. Gets them off their asses. Those kids are not made for sittin real long.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:40 PM (l86i3)

420 Karl Marx and Mohamed created 2 evil ideologies than have been a cancer on society. One day Marxists and Muslims will be eliminated from this planet and humanity can then live in peace.

Good Bye!

Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are Marxists at April 21, 2013 03:40 PM (bHDu3)

421 Who's the pest?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 07:39 PM (piMMO)


I dunno, but I would dearly love to rip off its head and shit down its neck.  sigh

Posted by: Peaches at April 21, 2013 03:40 PM (8lmkt)

422 Woodpile? Grandpa might have known him back in Sweden then. He was a lumberjack Nope. Farmers. My Kin ran one of the first model dairies in the U.S. Here: http://tinyurl.com/d84wxh5

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 03:41 PM (1Z+u5)

423 It hasn't noticed yet...

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 21, 2013 03:41 PM (/gHaE)

424 not the wifey she was with her parents in RI and returned to their rental today the arrests and consulate van are in New Bedford, visiting friends of shitbag number 2

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2013 03:41 PM (nH8jP)

425 You know what this means
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 07:39 PM (QTHTd)


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LOL!  Pair that up with the Muppets Swedish Chef, and that's my grandparents house!!

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:41 PM (P6QsQ)

426 Who's the pest?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 07:39 PM (piMMO)

 

 

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Someone that's very very concerned.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 03:42 PM (cR3Kx)

427 Who's the pest? Hector. He's here to put us some knowledge. ...and to tell us where to get the best deals on mail order brides.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 03:42 PM (1Z+u5)

428 concerned trolls are boring. It concerns me

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2013 03:42 PM (nH8jP)

429 *In high pitched little chipmunk voices*

"After you."

"No..after YOU."

"I insist...after you."

"Please, no, after you."

Posted by: Chip and Dale at April 21, 2013 03:43 PM (4Mv1T)

430 Rice pudding, anyone? Yes please. And bread pudding. Two things I really miss from my childhood.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at April 21, 2013 03:43 PM (eyJh9)

431 I thought hector was in a western state.  This one is a Verizon account in Tampa.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 21, 2013 03:44 PM (/gHaE)

432 Here's for Hector:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19fcN3VaXs4

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 03:44 PM (QTHTd)

433 Nope. Farmers. My Kin ran one of the first model dairies in the U.S. Here: http://tinyurl.com/d84wxh5

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 07:41 PM (1Z+u5)


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Hey da Farmers.  Dey be slackers den, eh?

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:45 PM (P6QsQ)

434 not the wifey

she was with her parents in RI and returned to their rental today

the arrests and consulate van are in New Bedford, visiting friends of shitbag number 2

Posted by: thunderb at April 21, 2013 07:41 PM (nH8jP)

 

 

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Can't remember.  Did they have any kids?  If so, the muzzies are going to try to take any children away from her. 

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 03:45 PM (cR3Kx)

435 How ya doing? Still worried about Lyme Disease?

In my experience(s) the first symptom is always waking up in a pool of sweat. But I have more tics around me then the patients in a Tourette's ward.

Posted by: Regular Moron at April 21, 2013 07:39 PM (feFL6)


No problems so far.  How long can this take to appear?


I really should get a blood test.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 03:46 PM (X6akg)

436 This one is a Verizon account in Tampa. Oh, we'll that explains a lot. The heat. It makes him a little crazy. ..... OK, a LOT crazy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 03:46 PM (1Z+u5)

437 hi all
back from the NASCAR race
my face is a little sunburned

how is everyone tonight

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 03:46 PM (BBWjt)

438 Hector, who says we're racist unless we're down with illegals. Apparently Hector equates 'mexican' with 'illegal.' Which is pretty racisty on it's own, isn't it?

Posted by: zsasz at April 21, 2013 03:47 PM (MMC8r)

439 You do know SPanish is a European language? Or are you really that ignorant? Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are scum at April 21, 2013 07:22 PM (bHDu3) Lies! The European oppressors stole that like they stole everything else!!1!

Posted by: Anti-Honkey Studies Graduate Student at April 21, 2013 03:47 PM (Vk2pI)

440 It hasn't noticed yet... Posted by: @PurpAv at April 21, 2013 07:41 PM (/gHaE) Oh, no. You're doing it again? I have a hard time differentiating between a troll and insanity. Six degrees of separation.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 21, 2013 03:47 PM (feFL6)

441 hi all back from the NASCAR race my face is a little sunburned how is everyone tonight Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 07:46 PM (BBWjt) You suck. Did you have fun? I watched it on TV, Young Mathew took em down.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:47 PM (l86i3)

442

Re; Skandis

 

Considering how far the Vikings and the Normans ( Vikings that conquered Normandy) traveled in their day, most Europeans probably have some Skandi blood.

They just don't know it.

Posted by: seamrog at April 21, 2013 03:47 PM (M21j4)

443 my face is a little sunburned

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You had sun?  Really? What did it look like?

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:47 PM (P6QsQ)

444 I bought this soda in Fl. http://twitter.com/Weirddave0/status/326118840515846146/photo/1 Racist? I dunno, I've never decided, this is the other side of the can: http://twitter.com/Weirddave0/status/326119142690283520/photo/1 I think they're just egalitarian.

Posted by: Weirddave at April 21, 2013 03:47 PM (aH+zP)

445
When I was a kid, at this time on a Sunday night I'd be watching Wonderful World of Disney.

Remember "My Dog The Thief"?
"Johnny Tremaine"?

Today kids are watching Family Guy and The Cleveland Show.
And Truman North wonders why he's having trouble making headway.


Posted by: soothsayer at April 21, 2013 03:47 PM (vyPsz)

446 Navybrat, I'm pretty sure in your case it was just that math was not competing well with the other things on your mind at the time.

Posted by: Mindy is standing on her head because the world is upside down at April 21, 2013 03:48 PM (wk9P4)

447 mama winger, it is like this big yellow ball of fire
yeah I was a little surprised to see it up there too

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 03:48 PM (BBWjt)

448 OSP, it was a fun race.  not as many wrecks as I had hoped to see.

I was hoping for Danica Patrick to do better than she did.  she is not a very aggressive driver though.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 03:49 PM (BBWjt)

449 mama winger, it is like this big yellow ball of fire yeah I was a little surprised to see it up there too Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 07:48 PM (BBWjt) Maybe we should create a golden idol to please it and offer it a sacrifice, Hector?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:49 PM (l86i3)

450 http://www.dennisprager.com/columns . aspx?g=1e4a1744-4ff5-4453-b052-f67807fbaef9 Hope this link works. It's Dennis Prager on racism in the US vs the rest of the world.

Posted by: Mindy at April 21, 2013 03:50 PM (wk9P4)

451 mama winger, it is like this big yellow ball of fire
yeah I was a little surprised to see it up there too

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Ball of fire in the sky? Cool.  One day I hope to see it as well.

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:50 PM (P6QsQ)

452 I was hoping for Danica Patrick to do better than she did. she is not a very aggressive driver though Did she turn left from th right lane?

Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2013 03:50 PM (z9HTb)

453 Here's a racist image for you from your supermarket shelf that should cause outrageously outrageous outrage, but somehow it gets a pass: http://preview.tinyurl.com/cmdadkl

Posted by: zsasz at April 21, 2013 03:50 PM (MMC8r)

454 Maybe we should create a golden idol to please it and offer it a sacrifice, Hector?

nahh, it would probably want a virgin as a sacrifice.

Palin Steele?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 03:51 PM (BBWjt)

455
You know what else I did when I was a kid?

I made my own cookies n cream ice cream. with Pillsbury chocolate chip cookie dough and ice cream.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 21, 2013 03:51 PM (LVtr+)

456 OSP, it was a fun race. not as many wrecks as I had hoped to see. I was hoping for Danica Patrick to do better than she did. she is not a very aggressive driver though. Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 07:49 PM (BBWjt) She needs to learn to drive a loose car. A year on a dirt track could help her out. She can drive but not as loose as she needs to to be compectitive on the shorter tracks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:51 PM (l86i3)

457 she is not a very aggressive driver though. Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 07:49 PM That's because her penis comes with a belt to hold it on.

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 21, 2013 03:51 PM (MhA4j)

458 fluffy lol actually that was part of her problem, she doesn't do turns very well, so she was constantly being passed on the inside on the turns.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 03:52 PM (BBWjt)

459

mama winger, it is like this big yellow ball of fire
yeah I was a little surprised to see it up there too

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 07:48 PM (BBWjt)

 

 

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We're about 3 weeks behind on springtime here in OK.  And we've got another couple of cold days  and nights  coming up this next week.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 03:52 PM (cR3Kx)

460 dangit now I have a taste for Swedish pancakes


brb going to get fat now

Posted by: mama winger, maybe today at April 21, 2013 03:53 PM (P6QsQ)

461 That's because her penis comes with a belt to hold it on. Purple sparkles, or standard issue black?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 03:53 PM (1Z+u5)

462
She needs to learn to drive a loose car. A year on a dirt track could help her out. She can drive but not as loose as she needs to to be compectitive on the shorter tracks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 07:51 PM (l86i3)


yeah she seemed to be driving too conservatively.


all the other drivers were complaining that their cars were "really loose" but her team said that Danica complained that her car was "too tight".



(and yes there's an HQ joke in there somewhere)

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 03:53 PM (BBWjt)

463 Fox is reporting that the mom of the bombers is claiming that the FBI called the older brother last week to come in for questioning.  FBI claims they never called him.




Kinda sad I don't know who to believe.....

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 03:53 PM (X6akg)

464 Kinda sad I don't know who to believe.....

Inorite?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 03:54 PM (QTHTd)

465 She can drive but not as loose as she needs to to be compectitive on the shorter tracks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 07:51 PM (l86i3)

 

 

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I have a sure fix for the looseness.

 

 

 

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 03:55 PM (cR3Kx)

466 Tami, wait, is this the terrorist relative who is claiming that there is some sort of giant conspiracy and that the kids are innocent?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 03:55 PM (BBWjt)

467 No problems so far. How long can this take to appear? A week or so. I really should get a blood test. Supposedly, they have to actually burrow under the skin to infect a person. Just having one on your skin doesn't mean you get it. Then again, most tics don't carry the disease. So it's one of those OMG DONT FREAK OUT kind of things. Be aware, be educated, know the signs and symptoms. If you notice a symptom, schedule an appointment. Odds are overwhelming that you don't/won't get it. Me? I live in tic central, USA. They're freakin' everywhere. With a herd of deer in my back yard every night. With a caravan of tics yelling, 'Let me off here.' With a load of greenies yelling, "Bambi's mother! They want to kill her! OMG! BBQ!'

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 21, 2013 03:56 PM (feFL6)

468

WeaselZippers has some nice photos of the Brits at their London Marathon honoring Boston.

 

Too bad our shitstain in the white house didn't do the same for Maggie.

Posted by: ExSnipe at April 21, 2013 03:56 PM (PBm/l)

469 Tami, wait, is this the terrorist relative who is claiming that there is some sort of giant conspiracy and that the kids are innocent? Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 07:55 PM (BBWjt) aaaand the one that got caught shoplifting $1600 dollars worth of stuff grom lord and taylor.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:56 PM (l86i3)

470 60 Minutes is doing a fantastic piece on military service dogs. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 07:31 PM (piMMO) Amazingly they did a good story on these wonderful dogs. They didn't mention that the muz hate dogs in general, but they did have a Taliban commander that "talked" to CBS to say their operating instructions are to take out the dogs first, then the soldiers. In a sane world, we would have nuked the Afghan scum long ago.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2013 03:56 PM (Cnqmv)

471 Boobeh Pink

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 21, 2013 03:56 PM (MhA4j)

472 OSP, plus the Kansas Speedway is a 1.5 mile track so it's not all that short.

honestly I think she just needs to take a few cars out next time out by doing some gutsy pass move on the inside

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 03:56 PM (BBWjt)

473 Tami, wait, is this the terrorist relative who is claiming that there is some sort of giant conspiracy and that the kids are innocent?

It's hard to keep track of all the nutters in this family. I bet even in Chechnya the talk in their village was, "these Tsarnaevs ain't quite right"

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 03:57 PM (QTHTd)

474 466 Tami, wait, is this the terrorist relative who is claiming that there is some sort of giant conspiracy and that the kids are innocent?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 07:55 PM (BBWjt)



I think all the relatives, except the Uncle, think there's a conspiracy.  But yeah, it's their mother.....who's a troofer.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 21, 2013 03:57 PM (X6akg)

475 aaaand the one that got caught shoplifting $1600 dollars worth of stuff grom lord and taylor.

well she at least knows that if you're going to break the law, go big.

just like her terrorist kid scumbags

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 03:58 PM (BBWjt)

476 In a sane world, we would have nuked the Afghan scum long ago. Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2013 07:56 PM (Cnqmv) I've been sayin, Nuke tora bora and go home, but no, lets start a ten year seemingly. endless war.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:58 PM (l86i3)

477 Republicans and Democrats both play racial divide and conquer politics. Both parties are guilty pitting Americans against each other.

The 2 party scam will not last forever

Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are scum at April 21, 2013 07:20 PM (bHDu3)


Look what your beloved Muslims did in Boston. Those are the real invaders.


Posted by: Republicans and Democrats are scum at April 21, 2013


irony.07:24 PM (bHDu3)

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 03:58 PM (nqBYe)

478 WeaselZippers has some nice photos of the Brits at their London Marathon honoring Boston.

almost in tears here

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 03:58 PM (QTHTd)

479 Funny looks like most of the questions the morons raised yesterday surrounding the Douchebag brothers are all valid. There's no way these idiots were idiots on their own as was surmised. Let's hope the rest of the cell gets taken down and ASAP. Of course the media is so eager to blow the Barkinator for taking them down single handedly that they want that to be the end of the story. Well that is when they're not busy trying to determine the great mystery of what their motivation was.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2013 03:58 PM (bXdYS)

480 I think all the relatives, except the Uncle, think there's a conspiracy. But yeah, it's their mother.....who's a troofer. Posted by: Tami at April 21, 2013 07:57 PM (X6akg) And where do they get the Troofer stuff? The radical Imams and the local mosque.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 03:59 PM (l86i3)

481 so what's up with everyone, having a nice week-end?

no i'm not reading  477 comments to catch up!

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 03:59 PM (nqBYe)

482 Holy shit. Did the troll leave on its own? That's a whole new kind of crazy.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 04:00 PM (GEICT)

483 Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 07:58 PM (nqBYe) If you were waiting for him to get connected to reality you were going to be waiting a while. Tea?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 04:00 PM (1Z+u5)

484 Hector is so damn predictable.

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 04:00 PM (doBIb)

485 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 07:58 PM (l86i3) Add to that we have an incompetent CiC, no one with balls enough to even have the word "victory" in their flash card vocabulary set, and no definable plan for either getting out or staying in with a default strategy of attrition of US troops.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 21, 2013 04:00 PM (Cnqmv)

486 willow, yeah, went to the races this weekend, so pretty good weekend

of course now I have to give the devil his due and I have only a few hours to grade exams and prepare for class tomorrow.... ugh

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 04:00 PM (BBWjt)

487 willow, how was your weekend?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 04:01 PM (BBWjt)

488 Sean, thank you,  sips tea.

not really i am just annoyed , and there it was!

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 04:01 PM (nqBYe)

489 Rubio communications director is in full meltdown mode on Twitter, comparing illegal immigrants to slaves: @AlexConant Media confuse anti-immigration crowd & anti-illegal immigration crowd. There's a big difference. (Most vocal critics of our bill are former) @AlexConant We haven't had a cohort of people living permanently in US without full rights of citizenship since slavery.

Posted by: Jose at April 21, 2013 04:01 PM (zc/sw)

490 I've been sayin, Nuke tora bora and go home, but no, lets start a ten year seemingly. endless war.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 07:58 PM (l86i3)

 

 

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That's when I knew we wouldn't win this war; when W and the generals didn't  put in place an anvil for their hammer and anvil tactic.

 

They should have closed off the border and mountain passes before they started the bombing.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 04:01 PM (cR3Kx)

491 Kick any shins this weekend, willow?

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 04:01 PM (doBIb)

492 482 Holy shit. Did the troll leave on its own?

I think its rebooting its modem trying to get a fresh IP.  I've been running a subtle psyop against it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 21, 2013 04:01 PM (/gHaE)

493 where do they get the Troofer stuff? **** Aleksi Jonezavich

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 21, 2013 04:02 PM (MhA4j)

494 chemjeff, rather slow, spouse was supposed to have a day off, after returning from his last thing.

but no. so i played playstation with the kids. (little ones) made a pie, and here i am.

damn it!

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 04:02 PM (nqBYe)

495 Me? I live in tic central, USA. They're freakin' everywhere. With a herd of deer in my back yard every night. With a caravan of tics yelling, 'Let me off here.' With a load of greenies yelling, "Bambi's mother! They want to kill her! OMG! BBQ!' Is this about Lyme disease? Don't think it has spread outside the Northeast. Also, the bull's eye doesn't always present when someone gets it.

Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2013 04:03 PM (z9HTb)

496 EC,  I'm notorious! , yes my spouses.

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 04:03 PM (nqBYe)

497 Aleksi Jonezavich Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 21, 2013 08:02 PM (MhA4j) LOL

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 04:03 PM (l86i3)

498 mmm, pie

what kind of pie, willow?

*scoots closer over to willow*

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 04:04 PM (BBWjt)

499 no i'm not reading 477 comments to catch up!

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 07:59 PM .......................Well the Barkinator single hadedly caught the Douchebag brothers. The media is still trying to figure out what motivated these misguided yooots. And there's still part of the cell nobody wants to talk about. And. Well some other shit happened. And i still have 6" of global warming in my yard. More on the way tonight. Spring, who needs it. Meh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2013 04:04 PM (bXdYS)

500 Remember Sambo's? They used to have awesome hotcakes. Twas a pitty.

Posted by: Cowboy at April 21, 2013 04:04 PM (FMrA0)

501 chemjeff, what race, did you enjoy?

did you take a girl or go solo?

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 04:04 PM (nqBYe)

502 I think its rebooting its modem trying to get a fresh IP. I've been running a subtle psyop against it. Posted by: @PurpAv at April 21, 2013 08:01 PM (/gHaE) I like to go with the oh so subtle mentioning of his SA wife as the neighborhood slut. Petty? Of course. But somewhat amusing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 04:04 PM (GEICT)

503   On Discovery Channel right now you can watch Robert Redford with Woodward and Bernstein as they gloat over bringing down Nixon.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2013 04:04 PM (9XBK2)

504 I think its rebooting its modem trying to get a fresh IP. I've been running a subtle psyop against it. Subtlety is overrated, Purp. Be as subtle as a tank.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 04:05 PM (1Z+u5)

505 willow, I went to the NASCAR races, yesterday the truck race, today the Sprint Cup race

went with a coworker who had an extra set of tickets, so, no and no

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 04:05 PM (BBWjt)

506 ::: EC, I'm notorious! , yes my spouses TROLOLOLOL!!!!

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 04:05 PM (doBIb)

507 I like to go with the oh so subtle mentioning of his SA wife as the neighborhood slut.

Wait, Hector is Mark Sanford?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 04:06 PM (BBWjt)

508 As a kid I hated Johnny Quest with a passion. Didn't like "Hadji" or any of the other locales they visited. Is that racist?

Posted by: Subway was good at April 21, 2013 04:06 PM (FmFB3)

509 And there's still part of the cell nobody wants to talk about. And. Well some other shit happened. And i still have 6" of global warming in my yard. More on the way tonight. Spring, who needs it. Meh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2013 08:04 PM (bXdYS)


yes, I had read of 12 more terrorist? Yikes, but no truly surprising i guess.

hell they questioned Tamalane , and thought He was compromised yet let him stay!


apple pie, Chejeff,


the little ones like that one. (with too much Cinnamon and  topped with ice cream

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 04:07 PM (nqBYe)

510 Redford's production, "The Company They Keep" is playing at a movie theatre near me. I'm hoping it does really badly, but given I live near a college town in a blue state it will probably do fine unless people are tuned off by the Boston bombing,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 04:07 PM (0oG8l)

511 Reese Witherspoon yells at officer while being arrested "Do you know my name?!" http://fxn.ws/ZeBf52

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 04:07 PM (piMMO)

512 Wait, Hector is Mark Sanford? Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 08:06 PM (BBWjt) Hector only wishes he was man enough to be cuckolded by a wife and a mistress.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 04:07 PM (GEICT)

513 mmm apple pie

willow, I'll trade you a slice of apple pie for.... ummm.... err.... how 'bout this fuzzy brown stuff I found in the back of my fridge?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 04:08 PM (BBWjt)

514 :::As a kid I hated Johnny Quest with a passion. Didn't like "Hadji" or any of the other locales they visited. Is that racist? I wondered how a kid could get to ride around on jets Ike that. Then I remembered it was a cartoon.

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 04:08 PM (doBIb)

515 fgs i forgot to hand chemjeff his slice.

sorry dear.

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 04:08 PM (nqBYe)

516 I hated Johnny Quest **** His Dad and Race Bannon bunked together... NTTAWWT IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at April 21, 2013 04:08 PM (MhA4j)

517 511 Reese Witherspoon yells at officer while being arrested "Do you know my name?!" http://fxn.ws/ZeBf52 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 08:07 PM (piMMO) Yeah, you're the chick that managed not to do anything sexy in a movie dedicated to sex. (Cruel Intentions)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 04:08 PM (GEICT)

518 chemjeff , I'll pass on fuzzy stuff, unless it is wine, to make me fuzzy.

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 04:09 PM (nqBYe)

519 thanks willow!

*nom nom nom*

you don't still want the fuzzy brown stuff, do you?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 04:09 PM (BBWjt)

520 okay

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 04:09 PM (BBWjt)

521 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet is no longer shamelessly hawking his book Amy Lynn available on amazon. at April 21, 2013 07:40 PM (l86i3) Thanks, OSP! In my class, I just had the students give the coordinates of their seats in the classroom. Similar idea, just less classroom rearranging. Since I teach adults, sometimes I'm a little shy about initiating unconventional activities. Plus, we're on minimum seat time, which does't leave much time for activities that aren't as time-efficient as straight lecture. I do try to provide opportunities to approach the material from outside the box, such as doing problems "backwards" or having them do something that requires communicating math to another person. Example of doing a problem backwards: come up with a fraction that reduces to 3/8.

Posted by: Mindy at April 21, 2013 04:09 PM (wk9P4)

522 Those Indian guys with the store named "Hitler" were the best. Epic marketing fail.

Posted by: Cowboy at April 21, 2013 04:10 PM (FMrA0)

523 Might consider printing out some flyers and pasting them at the cinema where they're playing the Weatherman crap.

I assume they're screening it in Boulder somewhere

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 04:10 PM (QTHTd)

524 Over 500 comments and no one has told CBD to rotate the pic yet. YOU GUYS ARE SLACKING!!!

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 04:10 PM (doBIb)

525 Yeah, you're the chick that managed not to do anything sexy in a movie dedicated to sex. (Cruel Intentions)

Sarah Michelle Gellar made up for it, though. *schwing*

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 04:11 PM (QTHTd)

526 We had a Sambos by our house growing up. There pancakes were the freaking bomb. I don't know what they used for a recipe but man they rocked!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2013 04:11 PM (bXdYS)

527 Reese Witherspoon yells at officer while being arrested "Do you know my name?!"

http://fxn.ws/ZeBf52

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 08:07 PM (piMMO)

 

 

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Cops live to have people tell  give them the ole do-you-know-who-I-am line.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 04:12 PM (cR3Kx)

528 Rachel Corrie and Tamerlan Dzcashncarry - a marriage made in Flatland

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 21, 2013 04:12 PM (cCrvC)

529 >>No need to show your work, but at least pull yur pants up.

Posted by: Regular Moron at April 21, 2013 07:17 PM (feFL6)<<



*frantically looks around for pants*



A little warning would be nice.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 21, 2013 04:12 PM (SCTXH)

530 Reese Witherspoon yells at officer while being arrested "Do you know my name?!" Say my name, bitch!!!! Say my name!!!!

Posted by: Alyson Hannigan at April 21, 2013 04:12 PM (1Z+u5)

531 Good thing about Johnny Quest was that they sometimes killed bad guys.Something that was missing from the cartoons I watched from the 70's and 80's(except the Japanese ones,though the violence was edited out for the most part in the versions I saw).

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2013 04:12 PM (9XBK2)

532 Also, the bull's eye doesn't always present when someone gets it. I've had it at least twice and never got the bulls eye rash. I suspect because there's a certain part of the male anatomy where they like to hide. I now shave those areas more fastidiously then a jihadist on his way to meet Allan. I know, tmi.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at April 21, 2013 04:13 PM (feFL6)

533 Reese Witherspoon yells at officer while being arrested "Do you know my name?!"

Reese hon, your cellmate "Big Bertha" will be screaming it later, if you do what she tells you

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 04:14 PM (QTHTd)

534 "Chuck Schumer triumphs" The three most disgusting words ever uttered.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 21, 2013 04:14 PM (mLKMD)

535 Reese Witherspoon yells at officer while being arrested "Do you know my name?!" Christ, lady, I haven't seen every porno.

Posted by: Officer McWallernuts at April 21, 2013 04:14 PM (FcR7P)

536 I now shave those areas more fastidiously then a jihadist on his way to meet Allan. I know, tmi. I'm sure Barney Frank is interested though.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 21, 2013 04:15 PM (1Z+u5)

537 535 I can top that.
President Barack Obama

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2013 04:15 PM (9XBK2)

538 We had a Sambos by our house growing up. There pancakes were the freaking bomb. I don't know what they used for a recipe but man they rocked!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 21, 2013 08:11 PM (bXdYS)

 

 

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They made good omelettes too.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 04:15 PM (cR3Kx)

539 Good thing about Johnny Quest was that they sometimes killed bad guys.Something that was missing from the cartoons I watched from the 70's and 80's(except the Japanese ones,though the violence was edited out for the most part in the versions I saw). Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2013 08:12 PM (9XBK2) ---- Actually I just watched a clip on youtube to try and remember why I hated it and its hilarious, in that if it was produced today the left would have a fit. The fake moslem language - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRiiIlFX6mU

Posted by: Subway was good at April 21, 2013 04:15 PM (FmFB3)

540 Cops live to have people tell give them the ole do-you-know-who-I-am line. Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 08:12 PM (cR3Kx) My FIL once arrested Sugar Ray Leonard waaay back in the day. He tried the "do you know who I am" line. My FIL's partner's response was awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 21, 2013 04:15 PM (GEICT)

541 What would you say on your flyer? I told my 13 year old son I was going to post sticky notes on the signs but he said, "Why would you do that; They'll just rip them off." and he rolled his eyes (He's at the stage now where he thinks almost everything I do is stupid-I'm planning to auction him off to a good home for the next 9 yrs to the highest bidder. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 04:16 PM (0oG8l)

542 I've had it at least twice and never got the bulls eye rash. Ditto. I now shave those areas more fastidiously then a jihadist on his way to meet Allan. I know, tmi. I'm into chemical warfare, myself. Went hiking today, carried DEET and snowshoes.

Posted by: fluffy at April 21, 2013 04:17 PM (z9HTb)

543 I now shave those areas more fastidiously then a jihadist on his way to meet Allah. I know, tmi. The nine-year-old look is just hawt.

Posted by: Mohammed at April 21, 2013 04:18 PM (FcR7P)

544 I don't know why anyone would be piss'd off at having a statue up unless Sambos is demeaning?

would Bob's big boy also be demeaning?

this is where i don't really get the point of the angst.

throws out my bob big boy bank.

and hell that pillsbury dough fat boy!

what we're all fat!

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 04:18 PM (nqBYe)

545 I told my 13 year old son I was going to post sticky notes on the signs but he said, "Why would you do that; They'll just rip them off." and he rolled his eyes (He's at the stage now where he thinks almost everything I do is stupid-I'm planning to auction him off to a good home for the next 9 yrs to the highest bidder. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 08:16 PM (0oG8l)

 

 

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I heard there's some suburbs in Boston that might make that easy.

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 04:19 PM (cR3Kx)

546 Why is the Hindu kid called "Hajji"? 1. He's too young to be a pilgrim and 2. HE IS A HINDU

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 04:19 PM (QTHTd)

547

>>Don't think it has spread outside the Northeast.

 

Oh, it has.  Not the only tick borne illness out there, either.  Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever is  an ass kicker.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2013 04:20 PM (ByUxC)

548 officer, my name is willow,  i was only driving to the store.

what ya got in the bag, 
er nothing

what do you have in the bag?

er nothing!

let me see the bag.

opens it up and it's a padded bra.


sigh.

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 04:20 PM (nqBYe)

549 Ooh it's getting close to that magical time, when my kids to to bed and I get my PC back for the night!

Posted by: Truman North at April 21, 2013 04:21 PM (EsTrr)

550 Yes, because implying that a dark chocolate candy is similar to a dark skinned person is a terrible thing. Meanwhile, in un-racist american we spend half our time making excuses for "minorities" (soft bigotry and all that) while we allow the slaughter of their babies, the mis-education of their children, and then pay the single mothers to sit home and eat (no judgment's please). We are not the least racist nation on earth. We are in the running for the most fucked up nation when it comes to race though. 200 years ago we talked about "all men are created equal" and 50 years ago we talked about "content of character" and today we can't face the reality that having a black baby on a package of chocolate candy is probably not hurting anyone (and if it is, then they should not buy that candy) while treating black people as needing "special" "help" in life is destroying millions.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 21, 2013 04:21 PM (zZJJp)

551 It's 38 degrees outside. On April 21st. Fuck you Al Gore.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 21, 2013 04:21 PM (HDgX3)

552 And speaking of youtube, I can recall being one of the first people to buy the big 8 foot dish satellite system (for $3000) many years ago, marveling at how someday there would be hundreds of channels. Little did I know that within 15 years, every single thing that has ever been broadcast would be available at the click of a mouse, putting "500 channels" to utter shame..

Posted by: Subway was good at April 21, 2013 04:21 PM (FmFB3)

553

>>>'let me see the bag.'

 

Let me politely suggest you suck a bag of dicks.

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2013 04:22 PM (ByUxC)

554 I have about 40 hours worth of work to do. But I bet I'll still be asleep at midnight, work still left undone.

Posted by: Truman North at April 21, 2013 04:22 PM (EsTrr)

555 548 In those pre PC days they didn't even bother to find out what a proper Hindu name was.

Posted by: steevy at April 21, 2013 04:23 PM (9XBK2)

556 garret looking back i was trying to shove it under the seat.

i was 17, and looked guilty as hell!

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 04:23 PM (nqBYe)

557 Reese Witherspoon yells at officer while being arrested "Do you know my name?!" Are you the girl that's doing the new Rice-a-Roni ( The San Francisco Treat™ ) commercials?

Posted by: Arbalest at April 21, 2013 04:24 PM (VZC6E)

558 i was 17, and looked guilty as hell!

You know....most 17 year olds ARE guilty as hell.

I was, anyway.

Posted by: Chip and Dale at April 21, 2013 04:24 PM (4Mv1T)

559 :::garret looking back i was trying to shove it under the seat. At least he didn't ask you to try it on in front of him.

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 04:25 PM (doBIb)

560

i was 17

 

 

Go on.

 

 

 

Posted by: garrett at April 21, 2013 04:26 PM (ByUxC)

561
Legally blond?

After being told to return to the car, [Witherspoon] "stated that she was a `US Citizen' and that she was allowed to `stand on American ground,"' the report states.

She's a dumb shit just like her character.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 21, 2013 04:26 PM (vanqS)

562 EC, he just snickered and said i could go.

cruel world!

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 04:26 PM (nqBYe)

563 There's a reason that the words Illness and Illinois have so many letters in common.

Posted by: seamrog at April 21, 2013 04:26 PM (M21j4)

564 Just sitting here thinking.  Do they still have "flesh color" crayons in boxes of Crayolas?

Posted by: Soona at April 21, 2013 04:27 PM (cR3Kx)

565 Nude

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 04:28 PM (doBIb)

566 There are all kinds of wonderful comments one can make in reply to "Do you know who I am?" No. Why should I care? Yes, you're a obnoxious woman and I'm a policeman. No, but I will once you get booked down at the police station. ETC.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 04:28 PM (0oG8l)

567 Christ, lady, I haven't seen every porno. Posted by: Officer McWallernuts at April 21, 2013 08:14 PM (FcR7P) *** I'm stealing that!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 21, 2013 04:28 PM (piMMO)

568 I travel a lot for business. My territory goes as far north as Chicago, east to Indy, west to middle of Kansas, and south past Memphis. I swear to God, the only place I see blacks and whites TRULY integrated is in the south. Go to a Memphis bbq joint at lunch, and you will see black and white people doing business together. The big urban areas, dominated by "enlightened" commies in education and government are some of the most segregated, racist places in Amerika.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 21, 2013 04:29 PM (s1lCJ)

569 :::EC, he just snickered and said i could go. Well, now you know how to get out of any tickets.

Posted by: EC at April 21, 2013 04:30 PM (doBIb)

570 In those pre PC days they didn't even bother to find out what a proper Hindu name was.

See, there's "PC" and then there's mind-exploding ignorance.

There was a fuckton of "pre PC" literature in the 1800s. It'd make your hair curl. But most of that was done by people who knew everything about the natives. They had to! They were trying to rule those natives . . .

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 04:31 PM (QTHTd)

571 I don't think I've seen Reese Witherspoon in a movie. If I were a policeman and she said, "Do you know who I am?" I could legitimately claim that I didn't.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 21, 2013 04:31 PM (0oG8l)

572 There's a reason that the words Illness and Illinois have so many letters in common.

http://tinyurl.com/c7l2jc6

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 21, 2013 04:32 PM (/gHaE)

573 401 Sean Bannion,

stats wise I'm pretty sure every being from the north pole to the equatior including Nirth Africa has SKandi on der voodpile

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at April 21, 2013 04:32 PM (LRFds)

574 i was 17, and looked guilty as hell! You know....most 17 year olds ARE guilty as hell. I was, anyway. Posted by: Chip and Dale at April 21, 2013 08:24 PM (4Mv1T) ---- I was guilty as hell at age 10. The parents bought this lie detector game game for me. It had things you put on your finger to detct if you were lying and an analog needle would indicate the level of lying. My mo's first question was "Did you do anything today that you shouldn't do, and the needle pegged just on that question.

Posted by: Subway was good at April 21, 2013 04:33 PM (FmFB3)

575 >>Reese Witherspoon yells at officer while being arrested "Do you know my name?!" Well I know you aren't June Carter, the way you fucked up her character on "Walk the Line". In fact, I can pretty much guess that you never saw the Opry, or June, so I'm guessing you must be from Cal-i-fornia.

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 21, 2013 04:34 PM (zZJJp)

576 EC perhaps so, or just being youthful and embarrassed  gave me a break.

anyway back out to cut up meat to marinade for tomorrrow .

be well guys and gals

Posted by: willow at April 21, 2013 04:34 PM (nqBYe)

577 new thread up

Posted by: Endeavor to Persevere at April 21, 2013 04:36 PM (zZJJp)

578 "Pleasantville" and "Election" are the ones I saw and remembered. "Legally Blonde" as well, I think, although I don't remember it well.

And she was in "Rendition". This and "Pleasantville" are why I'm not giving her much sympathy here. Hey Reese! Practice tying knots with your tongue. It'll help

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 21, 2013 04:36 PM (QTHTd)

579 good bye willow!

Posted by: chemjeff at April 21, 2013 04:37 PM (BBWjt)

580 Is mom of Joker and Tamer in the U.S. or did she go back to Russia/Chechnya along with the dad?   

Posted by: PaleRider at April 21, 2013 04:37 PM (ql12X)

581 The big urban areas, dominated by "enlightened" commies in education and government are some of the most segregated, racist places in Amerika.Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 21, 2013 08:29 PM (s1lCJ)
Remember the Boston busing riots?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 21, 2013 04:37 PM (/mGJa)

582 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 21, 2013 08:29 PM (s1lCJ) I agree. My family hails from Virginia and every time I go visit relatives (from Southern California), I note the same thing.

Posted by: I Be That Chick at April 21, 2013 04:41 PM (U0pcy)

583
http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/hate-crime/2011/tables/table-12

Massachusetts has a huge number of hate crimes compared to the southern states.

Posted by: @PurpAv at April 21, 2013 04:45 PM (/gHaE)

584 Posted by: Subway was good at April 21, 2013 08:21 PM (FmFB3) Jared, what you doin here?

Posted by: Mikey Strahan at April 21, 2013 04:49 PM (u6lBN)

585 So the Keebler box of Vanilla Wafers is racist.  White guy on the box,  vanilla wafers,  even a glass of,  you guessed it,  white milk.


Posted by: Dang at April 21, 2013 05:02 PM (R18D0)

586

La Cochinita restaurant, Ensenada, Mexico.

http://tinyurl.com/ckddvh5

Mascot is totally non-stereotypical

 

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 21, 2013 05:02 PM (J9oRh)

587 I hear Tamerline was a little depressed after being rundid over by his bro.

Posted by: Lurchr at April 21, 2013 05:03 PM (0bH1t)

588 586 P.A. Copy those statistics into Excel, add a column for (population) / (crimes reported), then resort. DC is #1, Mass is #2, New Jersey is #3.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 21, 2013 05:04 PM (VZC6E)

589 On cops: One of my superior officers in the Corps had a brother who was a detective in the LAPD. He was one of the officers that arrested Orenthal after the sight-seeing tour. They had him at his house, sat him down at a table, and then brother of officer asks Orenthal, "would you like a drink before we start?" "Yeah." Brother of officer goes to fridge to retrieve a cool, refreshing beverage. OJ. No shit.

Posted by: Bobymandius, Destroyer of Threads at April 21, 2013 05:45 PM (L/KqC)

590 I would agree. Having done a bit of traveling around the globe, I would agree that the U.S. is probably one of the least racist societies. It pisses me off the way so many elites like to use race as a way to manipulate the polus. It's sickening.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 21, 2013 08:45 PM (2/oBD)

591 What a cute li'l pickaninny!

;-)

Posted by: Beverly at April 21, 2013 10:11 PM (c7yCb)

592 Do they have watermelon licorice?

Posted by: TejasJudio de la Frontera at April 22, 2013 12:12 AM (lD8ju)

593 My best example would be "Negerkuss" from Germany (translates as "Negro Kiss".  See:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate-coated_marshmallow_treats

They were available all over Europe (with similar names) when I was a soldier in Europe and I believe they only started phasing them out a few years ago (early 2000's?).

On the other hand...one of the most remarkable things I've seen in my own lifetime occurred just a few years ago (in 2009):

http://tinyurl.com/c6sm4mh

To recap:  Green Bay hires first black police officer in 152 year history.
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Posted by: raynman at April 22, 2013 01:42 AM (bwTTY)

594 Didn't Chris Mathews tell a Republican on his show that racism is the belief that "whites are superior to all other races"? Therefor Asians can't be racist.

I don't know that the graphic on that bag of candy is racist - or at least intentionally racist. It's a chocolate colored baby because the snack is chocolate licorice - the designer may not have even made the connection. How many black people live in China? None.

I am sure when black people visit China everyone stares at them with curiosity. To the Chinese black people are probably alien and strange - not due to racism but due to the fact that many Chinese may go through their whole lives without ever seeing a black person outside of pirated movies on the Internet.

I highly doubt anyone in China knows who Jesse Jackson is... hell they might not even know who Martin Luther King Jr. is. How should they know that the art on the bag may be distasteful to some?

I actually don't see anything wrong with it... the baby has dark skin but features no other racial signifiers typically used in racist cartoons from the 16 to 1800s such as big lips and low "monkey" brows. What is wrong with racially diverse mascots when presented in such a neutral manner?

Of course, I give everyone the benefit of the doubt when it comes to prejudice or racism unless it is overt like the homophobia of the West-burrow Baptist Church or the systemic antisemitism of the New York Times or the BBC.

Posted by: Josef at April 22, 2013 07:39 AM (c1scD)

595 Hong Kong airport 3 years ago. Saw a Chinese airport cleaner calling his friends to laugh and point at an African family who were minding their own business, sitting eating at a table - educated well dressed folk. Since we are not used to such crudeness it was shocking.

Posted by: bob at April 22, 2013 09:17 PM (qQPxu)

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