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May 12, 2013

Random Sunday Funny
— Dave in Texas

from the Man of Substance, over at the Splitters.

Stay with it till "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)"

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 10:03 AM | Comments (113)
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1 Happy Mothers Day to all the moms! (Must call mine.)

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 10:05 AM (QR2k5)

2 It's awfully lonely in here.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 10:09 AM (QR2k5)

3 yay, an hour reprieve of posting the gaming thread. I can hit the grocery store before I post the gaming thread

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 10:11 AM (vJdyz)

4 "Naw baby, I know the words!"

And his wife.."Dance Break!"

Pretty awesome!

Posted by: Bob (codename: Sayuri) at May 12, 2013 10:12 AM (RUsmm)

5 Finally! Company! Hello, The Dude!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 10:12 AM (QR2k5)

6 Thanks to each and every mom. Without you, we'd be extinct.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 12, 2013 10:14 AM (jGsIV)

7 I gotta say....that video made my day. Thanks DiT.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 12, 2013 10:15 AM (SCTXH)

8 and now, back to the tractor...

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 12, 2013 10:18 AM (SCTXH)

9 I am reminded of the Wall Street Journal 2-page spread from 1997, when all the Clinton scandals were individually summarized. We can't kill enough trees for the paper needed to report the SCOAMF's misdeeds. But it looks Revrum Wright was right, chickens coming home to ROOST!

Posted by: Dodging bullets in Chicago at May 12, 2013 10:20 AM (XzTXO)

10 I'm letting mom change the oil on the tractors today. Have fun Ma.

Posted by: Bildo (Award Winning Crash Test Assoc. at VETSA) at May 12, 2013 10:26 AM (eToum)

11 and now, back to the tractor... Posted by: Muad'dib at May 12, 2013 02:18 PM (SCTXH) I wasn't around for part of yesterday, so did Vlad ever get rounded up?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 10:28 AM (QR2k5)

12 Seems like a nice couple and good singers and dancers too. They deserved a tank of gas for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2013 10:28 AM (kENHJ)

13 That video is great. I have been entertained.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 10:30 AM (4Mv1T)

14 LOL, good one Dave, now we needs sum cheerleaders.

Posted by: Vic at May 12, 2013 10:30 AM (53z96)

15 Think of the acoustics of a gas station. They were great!

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2013 10:31 AM (FcR7P)

16 Been trying to call mom for Mothers Day. No answer.

I think she's dodging my calls.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 10:31 AM (4Mv1T)

17 is Biden giving a speech on C Span or something?

Posted by: mallfly at May 12, 2013 10:32 AM (bJm7W)

18 hi all. happy mothers day.

Posted by: elizabethe at May 12, 2013 10:32 AM (qPCAa)

19 Meanwhile, the people who require technology to make them sound good get the recording contracts...

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 10:33 AM (QR2k5)

20 Drudge: "Public school behavioral specialist indicted for sex with dog..."

Unfortunately, the link doesn't work now. Baltimore News Journal's website has screwed the pooch

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 12, 2013 10:33 AM (QTHTd)

21 Hey, that's Notch Johnson.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 12, 2013 10:33 AM (Vjplh)

22 Speaking of gas. This is the actual headline from the NPR website via Iowahawk twitter feed.

"U.S. Gas Prices Expected to Remain Low for Summer"

Posted by: lowandslow at May 12, 2013 10:37 AM (Fz2C7)

23 I laughed so hard, I had tears in my eyes! Watched it 3 more times. Thanks DiT!

There's a Part 2 where Leno brings them on the tonight show.

http://tinyurl.com/cvdvyw7

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 12, 2013 10:38 AM (X6akg)

24 OK, true story, swear to the deity of your choice... Ah, forget it. You wouldn't believe me anyway.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 12, 2013 10:38 AM (5J54Q)

25 Speaking of gas. This is the actual headline from the NPR website via Iowahawk twitter feed. "U.S. Gas Prices Expected to Remain Low for Summer" Posted by: lowandslow at May 12, 2013 02:37 PM (Fz2C7) Welcome to the new normal.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 10:38 AM (QR2k5)

26 "An error has occurred. Try again later"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 12, 2013 10:38 AM (+z4pE)

27 "U.S. Gas Prices Expected to Remain Low for Summer" Yeah, gas prices went down from 3.87 to 3.97 yesterday. If they get any lower I might see about a loan.

Posted by: t-bird at May 12, 2013 10:40 AM (FcR7P)

28 Gas prices have gone UP 20 cents here in the last 5 days. Also, chocolate rations have gone up from .5 grams to .25 grams.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread, Designated Commenter at May 12, 2013 10:41 AM (5J54Q)

29
Has anyone seen my free birth control sybian?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 12, 2013 10:41 AM (1lQzY)

30 Happy Mother's Day everyone!
Did you know that the Mother's Day flowers ration went up from 2 dozen to 1 dozen? awesome!

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 10:44 AM (BBWjt)

31 Damn Tea Partiers, makin' the IRS investigate them!

"@thedailybeast
The overhyped fears of the Tea Party, and how that probably led to the IRS targeting them. http://thebea.st/10PBlei
Retweeted by Instapundit.com "

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 12, 2013 10:44 AM (YTstp)

32 The overhyped fears of the Tea Party, and how that probably led to the IRS targeting them. http://thebea.st/10PBlei Retweeted by Instapundit.com " Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 12, 2013 02:44 PM (YTstp) The overhyped fears of the proles and how that led to Big Brother targeting them

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 12, 2013 10:46 AM (XvrTA)

33 darn sock

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at May 12, 2013 10:48 AM (XvrTA)

34 Funny how "blame the victim" only seems to work when conservatives are the victims.

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 10:50 AM (BBWjt)

35 The overhyped fears of the Tea Party, and how that probably led to the IRS targeting them And maybe if Ambassador Stevens hadn't been such a worry wart he wouldn't have attracted the attention of those lone wolves in Libya...

Posted by: Barkus Q. McDouche at May 12, 2013 10:53 AM (FcR7P)

36 2005: Dissent is patriotic! I am entitled to criticize my government as much as I want!

2013: If those idiot teabaggers would just shut up, the government wouldn't be forced to investigate them!

Posted by: Deep Thinking Liberal at May 12, 2013 10:53 AM (BBWjt)

37 The President explained this during the debates. Rising fuel prices mean that the economy is improving. So STFU.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 12, 2013 10:53 AM (aDwsi)

38 On that vid, I wonder how many out-takes they had to do just to get something Leno-worthy. You know some of the rejects are probably hilarious. Just really lousy singer.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 10:54 AM (4Mv1T)

39 See! The Democrats really forced Nixon to cover up the Watergate break-in!

Gee. I could do this all f'in day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 12, 2013 10:54 AM (YTstp)

40 Actors.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 12, 2013 10:55 AM (xSegX)

41 Drudge: "Public school behavioral specialist indicted for sex with dog..." How are they going to prosecute this? It's his word against the dog's.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2013 10:55 AM (F3b2n)

42 The overhyped fears of the Tea Party, and how that probably led to the IRS targeting them

Look what you made me do!

Posted by: a husband with blood on his knuckles at May 12, 2013 10:56 AM (QTHTd)

43 That was hysterical!

Posted by: navybrat at May 12, 2013 10:57 AM (+Nm5c)

44 38 On that vid, I wonder how many out-takes they had to do just to get something Leno-worthy. You know some of the rejects are probably hilarious. Just really lousy singer.
Posted by: Tobacco Road
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Yeah..., I know that my rendition of Rock 'n Roll Hootchie-Koo didn't make the cut. The problem being, I was cold sober.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 12, 2013 10:57 AM (aDwsi)

45 I liked when they went to a nursing home and had all the residents dress up as Star Wars characters.

Posted by: waldo at May 12, 2013 10:58 AM (sXWmd)

46 Love that video. Happy people make me happy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 12, 2013 10:58 AM (6rcHp)

47 Drudge: "Public school behavioral specialist indicted for sex with dog..."

How are they going to prosecute this? It's his word against the dog's. Posted by: nerdygirl
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And we all know that dogs lie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 12, 2013 10:59 AM (aDwsi)

48 Drudge: "Public school behavioral specialist indicted for sex with dog..." Oh, lordy, it's a she ( the public school behavioral specialist) and there's video. I'm thinkin' someone's going to be making some money off that video.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2013 11:00 AM (F3b2n)

49 Now now, do not be so judgmental and hateful about inter-species carnal relations.

Here, have a marriage license. That will make it all better.

Posted by: Tolerant Liberal at May 12, 2013 11:01 AM (BBWjt)

50 Nothing on TV is real. just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2013 11:02 AM (fsLdt)

51 LOL, good one Dave, now we needs sum cheerleaders. Would you settle for a touching tribute to Giada De Laurentiis? http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Giada_De_Laurentiis.jpg

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 12, 2013 11:02 AM (U2UQk)

52 Jon Stewart is now constantly poking fun at CNN's "news-slaughter"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUpNhv0W_J8

Posted by: Fox Mulder at May 12, 2013 11:03 AM (e8kgV)

53 41 A typical 'he said', 'she said', except, not.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 12, 2013 11:04 AM (aDwsi)

54 >>>How are they going to prosecute this? It's his word against the dog's.

Nah. Dog videoed the whole thing. He's got it up on YouTube.

Disgusting.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 11:05 AM (4Mv1T)

55 And we all know that dogs lie. Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 12, 2013 02:59 PM (aDwsi) Yup

Posted by: Your Can who *isn't* trying to kill you... honest! at May 12, 2013 11:05 AM (Vk2pI)

56 52 Jon Stewart is now constantly poking fun at CNN's "news-slaughter"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUpNhv0W_J8

Posted by: Fox Mulder at May 12, 2013 03:03 PM (e8kgV)

Am I supposed to care?

Posted by: chemjeff at May 12, 2013 11:05 AM (BBWjt)

57 Your mom I did her.

Posted by: Your Dad at May 12, 2013 11:05 AM (zFt+1)

58 Behavioral Specialist. You got that right.

Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2013 11:06 AM (fsLdt)

59 Eww

Posted by: lowandslow at May 12, 2013 11:06 AM (Fz2C7)

60 there, gaming thread going up in a few minutes

Posted by: The Dude at May 12, 2013 11:09 AM (vJdyz)

61 CNN is getting the eyebrow? Saw on the Game of Thrones Mother's Day card link two CNN anchors doing a fake satellite report from the same parking lot. lol

Posted by: eleven at May 12, 2013 11:09 AM (fsLdt)

62 That photo mash-up of O'Blamo/Nixon in the top right is creeping me out.

I had bumper stickers for Nixon stuck on the big honkin' fat-tire fenders of my bicycle when he was running for office.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 12, 2013 11:10 AM (4Mv1T)

63 Even if Republican senators can engage in a trust-building exercise with the White House, how can they convince their constituents that the president is offering them a fair deal on the budget? A poisoned well is now roiling. Any Republican who tries to convince their constituents about a deal will now likely get funny looks. Their constituents would wonder why they were engaged in negotiations with an administration that has told evolving stories about its response to the attack in Benghazi and that houses an IRS targeting conservative groups.

Bottomline: LAME DUCK unless Obama can convict and execute somebody by the end of the month

Posted by: Lauryn Hill at May 12, 2013 11:11 AM (e8kgV)

64 Bottomline: LAME DUCK unless Obama can convict and execute somebody by the end of the month
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I think you may underestimate the MSM and the indifference of the LIV's...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at May 12, 2013 11:12 AM (aDwsi)

65 Holy crap, I love this couple. Seriously, how many people would just be like- sure, I'll sing to my gas pump. Why not.

Posted by: Book at May 12, 2013 11:14 AM (ee/nS)

66 Dear, your paranoia caused me to have an affair with that crack 'ho.

Posted by: the Democrat husband [/i] [/b] at May 12, 2013 11:14 AM (YTstp)

67 A while back when ace went off on Jon Stewart and his clown nose on act, my interest meter really didn't go that high. Now I burn with a red hot hatred for that fuck. I never seen such a shallow person elevated to the status of an "intellectual" as that fucking retard. Like Maher the guy barely has a superficial understanding of any issue and that's only through their leftist ideology and they are not in any way humorous, yet they are royalty of political humor.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 12, 2013 11:15 AM (Fz2C7)

68 Now THAT was good! (smiles)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2013 11:19 AM (+98Gb)

69 It happened in 2008 but there is no statute of limitations on dog sex.

Posted by: waldo at May 12, 2013 11:19 AM (sXWmd)

70 You know what would be justice? Dr. Gosnell performing a vasectomy on Max Baucus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 12, 2013 11:19 AM (+98Gb)

71 Ice Tsunamis? They will fuck you up! http://goo.gl/4iAVg

Posted by: waldo at May 12, 2013 11:23 AM (sXWmd)

72 "Like Maher the guy barely has a superficial understanding of any issue and that's only through their leftist ideology and they are not in any way humorous, yet they are royalty of political humor." And like Letterman his humor depends on the same overused facial expressions and voices that he's been using for decades. That crap is only funny the first 300 times. After that it's just annoying. Honestly, I can't understand how even liberals can watch that crap 5 nights a week and not be irritated by it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2013 11:23 AM (F3b2n)

73 Afternoon all and Happy Mom's day. I saw that idiot Pickering on a few talk shows and it is obvious he is a stupid cock sucker and has been in a Gov. job for way to long. Might as well have put Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck in charge of any investigation. And his explanations were an embarrassment.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 11:24 AM (jE38p)

74 Youth unemployment around the world. Please examine where Mexico sits in relation to the USA, then carefully explain why Rubio is such and ass. No need to show your work. http://preview.tinyurl.com/cecnovb

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 12, 2013 11:24 AM (U2UQk)

75 Also I was at my crazy liberal sisters house to day for Mom's day and took the opportunity to look at the NYTs front section. Not one story on Benghazi Gate or the IRS and COnservative Groups. All the news that's fit to print for clowns I guess.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 11:27 AM (jE38p)

76 That video was great! Loved it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 12, 2013 11:27 AM (baL2B)

77 And a big shout out to Yogi Berra: Happy Birthday and remember when you come to that fork in the road, take it!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 12, 2013 11:29 AM (jE38p)

78 @23...thanks Tami. This couple makes me smile! They are also good singers...but I love their energy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 12, 2013 11:32 AM (baL2B)

79 According to twitter, ace is speaking now at Blogcon 2013 but the Freedomworks livestream isn't showing anything. I suspect because ace doesn't want it broadcast. I saw tweets from people attending asking other not to take photos of ace. Bummer.....from the sounds of the tweets, he's hitting it out of the park.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 12, 2013 11:34 AM (X6akg)

80 That is AWESOME! I want to be friends with that couple.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 12, 2013 11:36 AM (piMMO)

81 Tami: 2:10 PM Â– 2:45 PM Panel: The Future Belongs to the Storytellers with Ace of Spades and Jon Gabriel Location: Omni Las Colinas Got a twitter tag?

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 12, 2013 11:38 AM (U2UQk)

82 Low- Hate hate hate Jon Stewart and Colbert.

They are not news or comedy, they are there to mock and deride the opposition. Colbert just finished an infuriating bit about Benghazi.

Posted by: typo dynamofo at May 12, 2013 11:39 AM (WVMUQ)

83 72 "Like Maher the guy barely has a superficial understanding of any issue and that's only through their leftist ideology and they are not in any way humorous, yet they are royalty of political humor." And like Letterman his humor depends on the same overused facial expressions and voices that he's been using for decades. That crap is only funny the first 300 times. After that it's just annoying. Honestly, I can't understand how even liberals can watch that crap 5 nights a week and not be irritated by it. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 12, 2013 03:23 PM (F3b2n) 4 nights for the daily show.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 12, 2013 11:39 AM (bwgxe)

84 Got a twitter tag?

Posted by: Regular Moron at May 12, 2013 03:38 PM (U2UQk)

#blogcon2013.....people are tweeting snippets of ace's speech.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 12, 2013 11:42 AM (X6akg)

85 Ace has been taped before addressing conservative groups and it was posted online. Everybody knows what he looks like: furry.

Posted by: waldo at May 12, 2013 11:43 AM (sXWmd)

86 #blogcon2013.....people are tweeting snippets of ace's speech. up the squeakhole? her taint?

Posted by: waldo at May 12, 2013 11:44 AM (sXWmd)

87 "Among the extreme, right-wing bloggers, I have the biggest cred in the Dungeons and Dragons world." - @AceOfSpadesHQ

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 12, 2013 11:47 AM (X6akg)

88 #blogcon2013.....people are tweeting snippets of ace's speech. Thanks. Just saw a good quote... Last week Obama was telling kids to ''Reject Voices That Warn About Government Tyranny'' while this week we have to wonder about the IRS notice that just came in the mail.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 12, 2013 11:48 AM (U2UQk)

89 "I'm a conservative. I'm here to remind liberals of what they used to believe" @AceofSpadesHQ

"Remind the left that they are now the town elders in Footloose." - @ExJon

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 12, 2013 11:48 AM (X6akg)

90 I'm thinkin' someone's going to be making some money off that video.
Skippy peanut butter?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2013 11:49 AM (mGBy8)

91 That video was great! Loved it.
The dog sex one???

Posted by: andycanuck at May 12, 2013 11:54 AM (mGBy8)

92 We are nerding out at #BlogCon2013 - @AceofSpadesHQ just made a Cthulhu reference.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 12, 2013 11:55 AM (X6akg)

what the hell? isn't shitting on a cop car worth anything?

fuck you teabaggers

Posted by: Occupier at May 12, 2013 11:56 AM (+dzkp)

94 Mother's Day Prayer For our mothers who have given us life and love, Lord we thank you. May we show them love and respect we pray to the Lord. For mothers who have lost a child through death. that their faith my give them hope, and their family and friends support and console them, we pray to the Lord. Fo women, though without children of their own, who like mothers have nurtured and cared for us , we pray to the Lord. For mothers who have been unable to be a source of strength. who have not responded to their children and have not sustained their families we pray to the Lord. Loving God, as a mother gives life and nourishment to her children, so you watch over your Church. Bless these woman that they may be strengthened as Christian mothers. Let the example of their faith and love shine forth. Grant that we their sons and daughters may honor them always with a spirit of profound respect. Grant this through Christ our Lord. Amen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 12, 2013 11:58 AM (kENHJ)

95 When your screen name is 'SquatchFan69,' you don't get the all the credibility you might like to have." Ace at BlogCon I don't blame Ace for not wanting to be on camera or using phony names. I try to maintain a zero presence of my actual identity on the internet. Any guesses what came in my mail yesterday from the Treasury? The wife was expecting a card from one of the 'kids' and I'm hiding an envelope in my sock so I don't ruin her Mothers Day.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at May 12, 2013 12:07 PM (U2UQk)

96 Liberals, yes. But progressives never believed in that bunk about democracy and the rule of law. They knew as well as the reactonaries knew, that you can't have both in the long term.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 12, 2013 12:13 PM (a33IE)

97 HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL THE MOMS OUT THERE! You are changing the world - one heartbeat at a time... http://commoncts.blogspot.com/2013/05/happy-mothers-day-tribute-to-mom-one.html

Posted by: Steve at May 12, 2013 12:18 PM (RPLlf)

98 "Posted by: Regular Moron at May 12, 2013 04:07 PM (U2UQk)"

Please bring all your receipts for the last five years along with all your 1040's, 1099's, applicable bank statements and records of your despicable campaign donations to the GOP or any Republican candidates. You Tea Party freak.

Posted by: The IRS at May 12, 2013 12:21 PM (Fz2C7)

99 I can't stand Steve the blog link whore spammer.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 12, 2013 12:23 PM (bwgxe)

100

why Chicago fans are the best:

Hossa's second period goal, which was a big one, as it pushed the Hawks' lead to three, may have induced labour in one fan. Midway through the middle frame, Donna Lebano, eight months pregnant, started having contractions.

But the diehard Hawks fan wasn't going to miss an elimination game just to give birth to some baby.

"No way was I leaving," Lebano said in a statement. "We are a Hawks family. I had to see the end of the game."

And really, she gave birth to one of these things a year and a half ago. The Hawks haven't been to the second round since 2010. So, you know, priorities

Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 12:32 PM (YEmNb)

101 12 shot at Mothers day parade in Nawlins

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 12, 2013 12:32 PM (R8hU8)

102 And really, she gave birth to one of these things a year and a half ago. The Hawks haven't been to the second round since 2010. So, you know, priorities Posted by: navycopjoe at May 12, 2013 04:32 PM (YEmNb) If the team is smart, they will be sending her stuff. PR gold.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 12, 2013 12:36 PM (QR2k5)

103 Jay outsourcing the funny.

Posted by: sTevo at May 12, 2013 12:39 PM (VMcEw)

104

Unless the video was edited which could very well be, and as fun as it was to watch (I loved it), I think it was a setup.

The fake anchor uses his name (Will) even though nowhere in the conversation did the anchor ask for his name or did the singer give it.

Posted by: WisRich at May 12, 2013 12:40 PM (j1dpo)

105 Follow the linky to watch gas pump hero's perform on Jay Leno. Reminds me of Sonny and Cher. I hope we see more of these two.

Posted by: sonnyspats1 at May 12, 2013 12:41 PM (N3Al8)

106 CBD: answered you at 129 in the Book thread re: Falkenberg. BTH: related a funny story about conservative book burning to you at 130 of Book thread. Epobirs: would enjoy exchanging emails re: Niven if you are interested. Real email address in nick, for once.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 12, 2013 12:48 PM (C3KwS)

107 Ace said he would be back blogging by late afternoon Monday, or what he calls the crack of dawn. If he is still schmoozing in Dallas, I don't see how he will get back in time.

Posted by: waldo at May 12, 2013 01:12 PM (sXWmd)

108 12 people shot at Mother's Day parade in NO? Let me guess: gangbangers.

Posted by: waldo at May 12, 2013 01:20 PM (sXWmd)

109 Those two are pretty darn good!

Loved it!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 12, 2013 01:44 PM (gmoEG)

110 And early '80's music is now sung by the mini-van population.

Thank you for reminding me that I am middle-aged!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 12, 2013 02:04 PM (gmoEG)

111 We are under audit by the IRS right now and it is more horrifying than I could have imagined. We are straight arrow people and are not wealthy. What they are asking for is really like getting an obgyn exam in the public library.

Posted by: Not sayin at May 12, 2013 03:40 PM (Xnxty)

112 They remind me of Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Jr. Damn. I'm getting old.

Posted by: Craig Poe at May 12, 2013 04:36 PM (BVkEs)

113

Just wanted to say 13 1/2 hours of labor.

that is all

Posted by: Say What? at May 13, 2013 03:52 PM (3hSf2)

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