December 18, 2013

Real Question from White House Correspondent Jonathan Karl: "Is anybody going to buy health care because "Barack Obreezy" tells them to buy it, because it's hot?"
— Ace

Wow. That's his real, actual question. That isn't one of my fake "he said something like this" sort of headlines.

I think someone just earned himself a starring role on Media Matters for the next year or eight.

Karl's question isn't out of left field. He's asking whether all these silly advertising/promotion stunts -- Footie Pajama Guy being the most recent -- are really sufficient to encourage young people to pay a lot of money for what they previously did not purchase when it cost much less money.

Q What do you make of some of these efforts by Obamacare supporters to reach out? I mean, some of them — the upside-down keg stands and whatnot. I mean, is anybody going to buy health care because “Barack Obreezy” tells them to buy it because it’s hot?

Jay Carney blathers something or other about reaching consumers.

And speaking of reaching consumers: The left has a theory about why the right is goofing on Footie Pajama Guy. That theory (please seat yourself for this shocker) is that the right hates gays n' stuff. There is a great deal of outrage over this, with the left straining to find people on the right who called the guy gay, and only coming up with Twitter users I never heard of.

But yeah, sure, let's ignore the fact that this is a "curious" choice for an Obamacare pitchman (as acknowledged the Very Outraged lefty linked above). Let's ignore that this picture demonstrates a type of arrested-development man-child, having a Second Childhood immediately after his first one. Let's ignore the fact that the picture is almost proudly embracing the perpetual infantalization of what used to be called "adults."

And let's pretend the right didn't goof on these insulting, camp advertisements even when the subjects were engaging in stereotypical heterosexual male behavior:

brosurancekegstand.jpg

For the love of Pete, they're a few pixels away from an ad featuring a guy asking his friend, "Smell my finger. Does she smell insured?"

Let's pretend that this is just about the fact that the guy might be gay so we can be all outraged about it.

And by the way: What makes the left so sure this guy is gay, rather than just another childlike hipster?

You can always count on the left to play a vigorous game of Find the Homo and then accuse others of having started it.

Allah has a lot more thoughts on this "curious" choice of model (as an Outraged Lefty in Good Standing freely admits).

David Freddoso notes what I keep noting: Isn't the left's depiction of young people in the service of attracting young people rather, well, completely insulting to young people?

I didn’t score well on that Millennial quiz that someone posted recently, but I suspect young people don’t typically prefer to think of themselves as grown children, nor as keg-standing beer-swillers, nor as promiscuous tarts ready to jump into bed with whatever sketchy guy shows them some attention (“Oh, look! I have my free birth control!”) — yet this is precisely how health insurance (of all things) is now being marketed to them.

People like to think of themselves as cool, which often means "fun-loving" and a little bit "offbeat."

But no man wants to think of himself as either a shouty, drunken meathead or, alternatively, as a twee goof in footie pajamas. And I don't think women want to think of themselves as so terribly shallow as to, quite literally, only care about a major health care law to the extent it buys them birth control pills so they can fornicate with "hot guys."

Feminist leftists spend half of their time insisting that women are more than their reproductive functions and, it seems, the other half insisting they are only that.

It's very strange seeing the imagery and messages that the mutants of the political left think that young people will respond to. Because when someone guesses "This will appeal to other people," their first guide is what will appeal to they themselves.

So this, then, is how Obama's minions think about themselves, first of all.

How pathetic.

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM | Comments (391)
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1 first - ish

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 12:03 PM (5ikDv)

2 huh.
My first first.

Posted by: noone, really [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 12:04 PM (5ikDv)

3 Hey, they said "keg stands."  KEWL! I guess that Obamacare insurance must really be kewl too.  I'm gonna get some!

Posted by: A Consumer Who Exists Only On Planet Barack Obama at December 18, 2013 12:04 PM (8ZskC)

4 Yo, stop insulting minions.

Posted by: Gru at December 18, 2013 12:04 PM (vH4YP)

5 Remember, Chad, buy and health insurance and THEN come out to your parents. ...in your jammies. (Trust us, they already know.)

Posted by: 'Mosurance at December 18, 2013 12:05 PM (FcR7P)

6 I can imagine the conversations between the PR guys and the White House. "We're looking for a certain kind of look for the ad. Do you have anything more, what's the word... punchable?"

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 12:05 PM (qB8lN)

7 Second look at the Adorable Care Act?

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 12:05 PM (shkPh)

8 >>the jokes were too masculonormative or whatever. LOL. (Hot Gas link)

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 18, 2013 12:05 PM (SUKHu)

9 Obreezy is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: dantesed at December 18, 2013 12:05 PM (88xKn)

10 Apparently the answer to Mr. Karl's question is "Nope".

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at December 18, 2013 12:06 PM (fk1A8)

11 I think someone just earned himself a starring role on Media Matters for the next year or eight. I thimk he earned himself an IRS Anal Probing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 12:06 PM (qc7at)

12 its culturally biased and disenfranchising to "hipsters of color" that they are forced by the patriarchy to only think of pajamaboy as white

what about an african american pajama boy?  or one of tibetian descent?  racism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: chelsea danger at December 18, 2013 12:06 PM (KfDDN)

13 For the love of Pete, they're a few pixels away from an ad featuring a guy asking his friend, "Smell my finger. Does she smell insured?" This is why you are the King, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 12:06 PM (shkPh)

14 I am NOT gay! Quite the contrary, I am the alpha of my pilates class.

Posted by: Footie Pajamas Guy at December 18, 2013 12:06 PM (29vnO)

15 "We're looking for a certain kind of look for the ad. Do you have anything more, what's the word... punchable?"

PR guys: "Oliver Willis or Markos Moulitsas?"

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 12:07 PM (B/VB5)

16 Being insured is kick ass!  There are Pills.  Pills, I tell you.  Pills as far as the eye can see!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 18, 2013 12:07 PM (fA3u5)

17 I didn't say pajama boy was gay. I just think when shit hits the fan he will be the first new hood ornament on Lord Humungus's car.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2013 12:07 PM (FMbng)

18 Rob, Zack and Sam are gayer than Liberace's hairdresser.

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 18, 2013 12:07 PM (QupBk)

19 "And I don't think women want to think of themselves as so terribly shallow as to, quite literally, only care about a major health care law to the extent it buys them birth control pills so they can fornicate with "hot guys."" Wasn't that the purpose of Sandra Fluke? That was her only concern, yet the Right was eviscerated for pointing that out. It was not marketed to adults because the Left believes we're all children.

Posted by: RS at December 18, 2013 12:07 PM (YAGV/)

20 The Pajama Boy is so annoying precisely because he's NOT gay. If he looked gay, he might actually be able to pull that outfit off.

Posted by: Eton Cox at December 18, 2013 12:07 PM (q177U)

21 Jon Karl has two names and they're both male. Clearly, he's sexist.

Posted by: Media Matters at December 18, 2013 12:07 PM (qB8lN)

22 When the topic came up this morning, I didn't think gay. I called him the most emasculated male on the planet. In other words, any recent high school student with a frank 'n beans.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at December 18, 2013 12:07 PM (6Nqkf)

23 I'm not gay, I'm just shy around girls.

Posted by: Footie Hipster at December 18, 2013 12:07 PM (vH4YP)

24 The first rule of advertising is to make the person in the ad someone the viewer can aspire to be, or, if not, then a cautionary tale. WHO THE HELL WOULD ASPIRE TO BE THAT GUY?

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 12:08 PM (MMC8r)

25 Curse you patriarchal, hetero normative so and so's...  Curse you with a mighty femino-LGBT curse!  May your bible pages stick together when you least expect it....

Posted by: Havildar-Major at December 18, 2013 12:08 PM (kduZC)

26 You know, if Carneybarker didn't sleep in a plaid onesie he'd have pushed back at having his boss mocked as "Barack O'Breezy" to his face, in his house.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 18, 2013 12:08 PM (A0sHn)

27 They're totes going to steal your "pull my finger" ad idea because it's a zillion times better than anything they've come up with. When they do you should sue!

Posted by: PPM1955 at December 18, 2013 12:08 PM (La2HR)

28 Now might be a good time to compare Obama's photos of him throwing a ball, riding a bike, hanging drapes against this footie wearing fool. Discover who, in fact, is the least manly. Now I've depressed myself.

Posted by: BuckIV at December 18, 2013 12:08 PM (CLfqv)

29 I don't think these images that the Obamnites are pumping out on Obamacide are typical of the political left.  After all, Madison Ave is made up almost entirely of the political left they don't pump utter crap like we are seeing on this run of Obamcide ads.



I think it is like all the other crap we are seeing out of the WH.  It is totally incompetent. The WH is being run by a bunch of Chicago mobsters who are dumber than a creosote post and are used to getting their way through extortion, threats, and general mobsterism.


What is amazing is that they were able to somehow get elected.  I put that down to two reasons.


1.  Democrat voters will vote for a pile of wet dog shit if it has a (D) after its name, and


2.  The Republicans ran shitty lackluster candidates who failed to get out the vote.


The sad thing is I don't see either of those two things changing in 2016.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at December 18, 2013 12:08 PM (T2V/1)

30 Footie Pajama Guy: Member, Liberal Special Forces Command, Elite Unit----Squeal Team Six.

Posted by: Beau Jest at December 18, 2013 12:08 PM (Heow7)

31 For the love of Pete, they're a few pixels away from an ad featuring a guy asking his friend, "Smell my finger. Does she smell insured?" -------------------------- Oh, man I burst out laughing at that one! High school was a non-stop ambush of stink-fingers being thrust under each other's noses. "Check it out, dude!" "Aargh! Did you put it in her ASS by mistake?! Motherfucker, now it's stuck on my lip!"

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 18, 2013 12:08 PM (CJjw5)

32

In the Obama administration's never ending race to the bottom they've now added advertising agency to the list of things they can't do.

 

TV tells me advertising agents are either shysters, morons or over-emotional drunks.  If the guy who flunked highschool, made up a false identity and is downing eight martini's at lunch is able to do something you can't, maybe it's time to re-evaluate the Party of Stupid label.

Posted by: Austin in TX at December 18, 2013 12:09 PM (lKVc4)

33 >>>This is why you are the King, Ace. Indeed.

Posted by: Eton Cox at December 18, 2013 12:09 PM (q177U)

34 Rob, Zack, & Sam: Bros for Life Polygamy's cool, yo.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2013 12:09 PM (FcR7P)

35 I thimk he earned himself an IRS Anal Probing.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 04:06 PM (qc7at)


----


That's NOT covered.....

Posted by: HHS at December 18, 2013 12:09 PM (nELVU)

36 For the record, I didn't assume FootiePajamGuy was gay. I did assume he was a huge fan of The Cure.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 12:09 PM (shkPh)

37 I am not gay. Hey, anybody else want a nice warm cup of horse cum?

Posted by: PajamaBoy at December 18, 2013 12:09 PM (0cMkb)

38 Barack O'Breezy? The reporter will be getting an IRS audit really soon. It is however, a good name for Obama. He just breezes on through to whatever gold game or fund raising event he has to go to. All the detail stuff is delegated to somebody else, but he never checks back in. You'd think somebody in the Obama Admin-aside from the ones who have already quit -would be embarrassed to have this man as their President, but no, the checks keep coming in and they get cashed and they continue their routines.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 12:09 PM (BC6cY)

39 But no man wants to think of himself as either a shouty, drunken meathead I don't like it, unfortunately there is video.

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 18, 2013 12:10 PM (QupBk)

40 I think we have actually entered an era of Outrage Fatigue. I don't think the public gives 2 shits if we insult the masculinity of their evening wear model.

Posted by: Eton Cox at December 18, 2013 12:10 PM (q177U)

41 The 1/2 million over the weekend??? Uh... that's the same 1/2 million as LAST weekend... and the weekend before... and the weekend before... Because they cannot BUY health insurance... they have to keep coming back and trying... The number of hits they are getting shows the FAILURE of a website, where someone should only have to come there ONCE.

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:10 PM (lZBBB)

42 Second look at Doctor Denton for Surgeon General?

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 12:10 PM (ZshNr)

43 Squeal Team Six I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 18, 2013 12:11 PM (QupBk)

44 Speed has everything to do with it! You see, the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game.

Posted by: Footie Twinkster at December 18, 2013 12:11 PM (vH4YP)

45 And my vote on Pajama BOY... He's not Gay... he just wishes he was...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:11 PM (lZBBB)

46 i think i would actually like the 'smell the finger' advert.

Posted by: dillhole12 at December 18, 2013 12:12 PM (uURnG)

47 The administration is trying to reach out to all of the douchebag sub-categories. Tthe next ad will probably feature a model with overly elaborate facial hair and an Ed Hardy t-shirt.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at December 18, 2013 12:12 PM (+lsX1)

48 So doesn't the "got milk" franchise have a lawsuit here?

Posted by: Jen at December 18, 2013 12:12 PM (ufYbZ)

49

For a group that ran such good campaigns in 2008 and 2012, they certainly aren't doing so well with this.  It looks to me like there isn't one person in charge of this outreach program, that a number of different people and groups without any coordination are acting.

 

It is quite strange - perhaps Axelrod leaving the White House really has caused problems for Obama that weren't there when he was present.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 18, 2013 12:12 PM (hLRSq)

50 Douches aren't gay.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 12:12 PM (MMC8r)

51 Sick deductible bro!

Posted by: Codec717 at December 18, 2013 12:12 PM (OT0ZA)

52 They're totes going to steal your "pull my finger" ad idea because it's a zillion times better than anything they've come up with. When they do you should sue! Or at the very least, make them pull his finger.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 12:12 PM (qc7at)

53 That's a droning. Or an audit.

Posted by: HoboJerky at December 18, 2013 12:13 PM (09o/X)

54 Feminist leftists spend half of their time insisting that women are more than their reproductive functions and, it seems, the other half insisting they are only that.

Does that mean that AtC can repost her epic rant about lady parts?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 12:13 PM (fwARV)

55 But no man wants to think of himself as either a shouty, drunken meathead I don't like it, unfortunately there is video. Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 18, 2013 04:10 PM (QupBk) -------------------------- There's a Walgreen's in the Lakeview area of New Orleans I can never, ever patronize again after being handed a developed roll of pictures by a couple of laughing photo shop employees. They were taken at an LSU tailgate and a couple of them featured me "raising the roof" while hanging brains through an open zipper.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 18, 2013 12:13 PM (CJjw5)

56 He's not Gay... he just wishes he was...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 04:11 PM (lZBBB)


---



The lads in that awkward place where he's scared of girls and gay dudes just pass.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 12:13 PM (nELVU)

57 and now I see Al Sharpton is gonna interview mooch. Who is running the white house nowday's? And then the happy first couple is off on a 17 day taxpayer funded vacation.

Posted by: oc joe at December 18, 2013 12:13 PM (5fkya)

58

The nexus of sex and politics are what the idiot left has been focused on for YEARS.

YEARS. DECADES.

This is just more of it bubbling out rather than being safely tucked away in kindergarten (!), grade school, middle school, high school, college, grad school, therapy and basically everywhere.

Frankfurt school stuff.

These people are the biggest creeps on the planet, and that's including the French.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunnies at December 18, 2013 12:13 PM (xggaJ)

59 but I suspect young people donÂ’t typically prefer to think of themselves as grown children, nor as keg-standing beer-swillers, nor as promiscuous tarts ready to jump into bed with whatever sketchy guy shows them some attention

The ones I work with do.  There's a lot of what used to be called "inappropriate disclosure" around here on Monday and Friday mornings. 

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 12:13 PM (ZKzrr)

60 For a group that ran such good campaigns in 2008 and 2012, they certainly aren't doing so well with this. The outreach isn't intended to work, except by accident. It's just one more multimillion tax dollar payoff to friendly interests

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 18, 2013 12:14 PM (QupBk)

61 After my cup of cocoa, I'm going to dream that mom gets me all 7 seasons of "Sex in The City" on Blu-Ray

Posted by: Pajama Boy at December 18, 2013 12:14 PM (aTXUx)

62 Does the left assume that all gay guys wear one piece plaid pajamas and want to have earnest talks about Obamacare over cocoa?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 12:14 PM (BC6cY)

63 I know how many actual, real live people actually have effectuated coverage in the state exchange I'm working with. Interesting how they are focusing like a laser on the number of HITS and occasionally ENROLLEES. Once in a while - you might even get the number of 834 transactions a state has blasted to their carriers. Why isn't the sycophantic media asking the zillion dollar question? How many real, live citizens - have actually received new coverage through an exchange transaction of any kind?

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 18, 2013 12:14 PM (jr7h8)

64 14 I am NOT gay! Quite the contrary, I am the alpha of my pilates class. Posted by: Footie Pajamas Guy at December 18, 2013 04:06 PM (29vnO) LOL.... I'm in physical therapy for a shoulder injury.... today my therapist asked me if I had an exercise ball at home (the kind you sit on)... I just looked at him.... Another therapist chimed in with 'that was a stupid question'....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:15 PM (lZBBB)

65 Jesus.  How much longer before the Obama Administration stoops toward recruiting Jimmy Buffett to sing about fat-free cheeseburgers in paradise, because they're totes healthy and cool and shit?

Posted by: Fritz at December 18, 2013 12:15 PM (TKFmG)

66 Have we fallen so far as a society that we can no longer agree that a grown man in footie pajamas is mock worthy? I mean, look, no woman has ever wanted to sleep with a man in footie pajamas. In fact, if I were single and I went home with some guy (thanks, Obamacare Slutcare!) and he pulled on some footie pajamas, I would run. Fast. What's next, a diaper and a binkie?

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 12:15 PM (hFL/3)

67 Real Question from White House Correspondent Jonathan Karl: "Is anybody going to buy health care because "Barack Obreezy" tells them to buy it, because it's hot?"

 

 

Oh sweet mercy fuckballs.  

 

I am embarrassed for my country.  

 

BTW, WTF is the deal with using "breezy" in regards to Obamacare?  This is the third time I've read about an alleged journalist referring to Obammy or Obammycare as "breezy" (or "not breezy," in the case of    404care.gov).   I mean, if you're going to have fricking   carbon copy talking points, do you have to use such    irritating    terminology?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 18, 2013 12:15 PM (4df7R)

68 Out: Marlboro Man

In: Virginia Slims Man-child

Posted by: White House Ad Team at December 18, 2013 12:15 PM (LDsJ6)

69 I am not a dictator.

Posted by: dick taster at December 18, 2013 12:15 PM (nCg/E)

70 They were taken at an LSU tailgate and a couple of them featured me "raising the roof" while hanging brains through an open zipper. If that's a crime, then lock me up.

Posted by: Creed Bratton at December 18, 2013 12:15 PM (shkPh)

71 Is it me or do those guys have weirdly small feet?

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2013 12:15 PM (fsLdt)

72 Wait..... I'm GAY??? Cool!

Posted by: PajamaBoy at December 18, 2013 12:15 PM (LmP4O)

73 The address for the website is " do you got insurance" . com. This is supposed to be a serious website committing adults to insurance contracts? Not that I care, but I can't imagine what other English speaking countries must think of not only our dumbed down citizenry, but our ignorant, idiotic government. We have people in charge of something as detailed as insurance who cannot form a coherent or correct sentence.

Posted by: Jen at December 18, 2013 12:16 PM (ufYbZ)

74 in b4 President Dwayne Elizondo Mountaon Dew Camacho!

Posted by: soothsayer at December 18, 2013 12:16 PM (/Yhe8)

75 Does a pre-op tranny qualify as gay?

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 12:16 PM (MMC8r)

76 Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 18, 2013 04:10 PM (QupBk)

Is Grace of Ace anything like Ace of Base?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 12:16 PM (fwARV)

77
Footie Pajama Boy might not -- technically -- be gay.

But only because if someone is expecting you to come out of the bathroom dressed as a motorcycle cop and you come out in green Dr Dentons, it sorta kills the mood.

He ain't get laid by anyone, regardless of how his weather-vane swings.



Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2013 12:16 PM (kdS6q)

78 You could make a good sitcom out of the madcap adventures which occur when the Brosurance Crew are forced, through a quirky twist of fate, to lodge with Pajama Hipster.

OK, not a good sitcom. Maybe Webster-quality.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 18, 2013 12:17 PM (8b2sh)

79 Guys, I think I found a picture of Pajama Boy! Or at least one of his friends! http://www.kernelmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/four.jpg

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 12:17 PM (qB8lN)

80 This is why you are the King, Ace. ** uptwinkles **

Posted by: fluffy at December 18, 2013 12:17 PM (ebmsN)

81 Can someone explain "Barack O'Breezy"? Is that a reference to a movie or something?

Posted by: revealing my ignorance at December 18, 2013 12:17 PM (Ze8oh)

82 The Palace Guard should be getting nervous.  He really said this?  Wow.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at December 18, 2013 12:17 PM (jucos)

83 Does Obamacare force women to have boob jobs? If so, I'm going to have to rethink some shit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 18, 2013 12:17 PM (P1WNR)

84 president obreezy comes from when he did jimmy fallon's show

Posted by: oc joe at December 18, 2013 12:17 PM (5fkya)

85 "Don't tap into your beer money to cover those medical bills." 

Right.  Except for the thousands of dollars in beer money that you'll have to pay before those high Obamacare deductibles are covered.

I give the ad four pinocchios and two Bette Midler albums.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 18, 2013 12:17 PM (8ZskC)

86 I thought pajama boy looked like an older Harry Potter, if Harry was a slacker pot smoker instead of being into magic and stuff.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 18, 2013 12:17 PM (vwxsR)

87
Does a pre-op tranny qualify as gay?
Posted by: --- a




Sure hope not. *fingers crossed*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2013 12:17 PM (kdS6q)

88 Also, excellent use of "twee". 

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 18, 2013 12:18 PM (A0sHn)

89 Hahh ----- I thought you said you were in psychotherapy for a shoulder injury. re-read.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2013 12:18 PM (fsLdt)

90 " TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 04:17 PM (qB8lN)" Oh. Oh God.

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 12:18 PM (hFL/3)

91 You guys think this is something?  Wait until you see my new pro-Obama commercial.  It's gold, I tell ya. 

Posted by: Zombie Mr. Rogers at December 18, 2013 12:19 PM (6TB1Z)

92 I mean, look, no woman has ever wanted to sleep with a man in footie pajamas. In fact, if I were single and I went home with some guy (thanks, Obamacare Slutcare!) and he pulled on some footie pajamas, I would run. Fast. What's next, a diaper and a binkie?

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 04:15 PM (hFL/3)

 

 

To be fair, if we were in a cold weather climate -- like, say, NH in the middle of January and it's 15 below -- I could    understand the footie pajamas.   I'd make allowance for them,  so long as the fella in question understands that they would end up in a ball in the corner of the room   before the night is out, because I am NOT sleeping with some guy's flannel-covered feet pawing at me under the covers.   Hell no.

 

Now if this same guy tried to sit me down to drink cocoa and talk about health insurance?   I would run so fast, I wouldn't even stop to pack.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 18, 2013 12:19 PM (4df7R)

93 The outreach isn't intended to work, except by accident. It's just one more multimillion tax dollar payoff to friendly interests

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 18, 2013 04:14 PM (QupBk)

 

 

Teir natural allies are laughing at them, and starting to mock them.  I do not believe that was part of the Obama crew's intent at all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 18, 2013 12:19 PM (hLRSq)

94 I thought pajama boy looked like an older Harry Potter, if Harry was a slacker pot smoker instead of being into magic and stuff. Stewart Smalley.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 18, 2013 12:19 PM (A0glY)

95 Posted by Lauren at December 18, 2013 04:15 PM (hFL/3)

If you go home with a guy and he puts ON clothes, there are bigger problems than his binky.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at December 18, 2013 12:19 PM (fwARV)

96 They are trying to appeal to gays, that why they think we are picking on pajama guy cause he looks gay. They think he does too. It's why they picked him. It's why the bro kegs. They see people not as individuals, but as stereotypes. As monolithic groups. Not as people. As archetypes

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 12:19 PM (zOTsN)

97 81 Can someone explain "Barack O'Breezy"? Is that a reference to a movie or something? Posted by: revealing my ignorance at December 18, 2013 04:17 PM (Ze8oh) I believe it started with one of the second string late night talk guys doing a 'slo jam' when Obama was on his show... It was a brezzy skezzy type of slo jam....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:19 PM (lZBBB)

98 Is Grace of Ace anything like Ace of Base? Heh. Ace got me unbanned so I don't have to post through a straw. And I am grateful.

Posted by: toby928© Texan by birth, Moron by the grace of Ace at December 18, 2013 12:19 PM (QupBk)

99 What seems clear at this point is that, no, the youngsters aren't rushing to sign up for Obamacare. They had the distinct impression (heaven knows how) that O-care was going to be just more Free Shit for them.

Wait, wut? Not free? We gotta pay? A lot? Fuck that. Pass the bong.

So, the entire financial plan for Obamacare collapses, because having healthy young people pay through the nose in large numbers is required.

This means that the insurance companies are going to end up eating massive losses on their exchange plans.

And that means the insurance companies are going to demand, and get, financial compensation for those losses from the federal government. As the original Obamacare bill clearly stipulated they were entitled to.

Now, you would think that would be a golden opportunity for the GOP to force Democrats into an up or down vote, since having to have the federal treasury write a bunch of fat multibillion dollar checks at a time when there's no cash in the till does present a small problem.

Except that supergenius Paul Ryan has basically engineered a deal in which there is NOT going to be a 2014 budget fight in which Obamacare would be an issue. He took it all off the table, all the way through the end of 2015.

Facepalm.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 18, 2013 12:20 PM (gqT4g)

100 "87 Does a pre-op tranny qualify as gay? Posted by: --- a" Oh oh oh, funniest story EVA. So apparently some guy got convicted of murder (I think, not really important) but he claimed that he was a pre-op tranny so they put him in the women's prison where he proceeded to...bang all the inmates. Who could have seen that coming?

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 12:20 PM (hFL/3)

101 because I am NOT sleeping with some guy's flannel-covered feet pawing at me under the covers. Hell no.

??

How about his hands?

Posted by: Retread at December 18, 2013 12:20 PM (G+w7R)

102 "If you go home with a guy and he puts ON clothes, there are bigger problems than his binky." Well, he's got to put on his sex jammies *barf*

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 12:21 PM (hFL/3)

103

Someone mentioned this on an earlier thread and I looked it up.

 

The "Pajama" entity is definitely Pat from SNL's spawn.

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 18, 2013 12:21 PM (nTgAI)

104 I'd make allowance for them, so long as the fella in question understands that they would end up in a ball in the corner of the room before the night is out, because I am NOT sleeping with some guy's flannel-covered feet pawing at me under the covers. Hell no. How YOU doin'?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 12:22 PM (qc7at)

105 89 Hahh ----- I thought you said you were in psychotherapy for a shoulder injury. re-read. Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2013 04:18 PM (fsLdt) Well.... /twitch... twitch... They are doing electro stim stuff.... and I keep wondering why they are attaching the electrodes to my head.... VA and all....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:22 PM (lZBBB)

106 They see people not as individuals, but as stereotypes. As monolithic groups. Not as people. As archetypes

As livestock.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 12:22 PM (ZKzrr)

107 btw, Remember all the handful of half-decent ads in 2012 made by the RNC? And remember how they were only available on the web? Did you ever wonder why? I did. Those ads were created for our benefit. They were for the base; just so we'd believe the GOP actually did think like us.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 18, 2013 12:22 PM (/Yhe8)

108 What seems clear at this point is that, no, the youngsters aren't rushing to sign up for Obamacare. Geraghty had a column this week that said 45 states had booked less than 10% of their targets. That's beyond disaster numbers.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 12:23 PM (MMC8r)

109 They did an ad for party boys One for sluts This one for gays Next, single mothers Then women of color Asian business owner That's how they see people.

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 12:23 PM (zOTsN)

110 No Pajama Boy is NOT gay. It's just that he's 26 and still living in Mom's basement. The $250,000 in student debt he has (he did get a degree in Environmental Management with a Minor in "Gender Studies" a few years back) isn't going to be repaid any time soon. But Obama has given him a job! His first job! And that is to be a pain in the ass around the Christmas tree.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 18, 2013 12:23 PM (VAche)

111 Pajama Boy? I'd hit that.

Posted by: Sen from NV at December 18, 2013 12:23 PM (H5BMA)

112 Is that the guy from Big Bang Theory?

Posted by: walknot at December 18, 2013 12:23 PM (86zol)

113 Jay Carney sounds like he's got O'Breezy's dick in his mouth, but to save me, I can't see it.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 12:23 PM (LVAyz)

114 Yeah, nothing says "health insurance" like a "keg stand".

You know, because if you're a binge drinker, the SECOND thing that comes into your head is having health insurance to cover the cirrhosis, automobile accidents, etc.

The issue here is two fold:

-Unemployment is super high amoung young people, and the unemployed can't afford to pay for overpriced health insurance designed to subsidize old sick people.  You can't squeeze blood out of a stone.

-Although young and stupid, young people aren't THAT stupid.  They've been marketed to all their lives, and in this case they know damn well that Obamacare is a screwjob.



Posted by: looking closely at December 18, 2013 12:23 PM (6Q9g2)

115 Oh oh oh, funniest story EVA. So apparently some guy got convicted of murder (I think, not really important) but he claimed that he was a pre-op tranny so they put him in the women's prison where he proceeded to...bang all the inmates. Who could have seen that coming? Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 04:20 PM (hFL/3) Check your privilege. Why would banging women mean he wasn't also a woman? You know, in his heart. Just not in his dick.

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 12:23 PM (qB8lN)

116 How about his hands?

Posted by: Retread at December 18, 2013 04:20 PM (G+w7R)

 

It would be like being groped by a furry.   Yick.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 18, 2013 12:23 PM (4df7R)

117 They should really get James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell to do the Ocare commercials.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 18, 2013 12:23 PM (XO6WW)

118 Because when someone guesses "This will appeal to other people," their first guide is what will appeal to they themselves. That certainly fits with the liberals' tendency to project all the time

Posted by: Weew at December 18, 2013 12:23 PM (BeQRp)

119 Yes, THIS is how you reach The Dumb People...by speaking Dumbese.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 18, 2013 12:24 PM (/Yhe8)

120 keep in mind that Dems really believe you and I buy stuff just because we saw it advertised someplace of other, and they're right: all that Budweiser and Massengill I've been buying over the years will really come in handy if I ever decide to start drinking beer or grow a vaj.

Posted by: Mallfly at December 18, 2013 12:24 PM (bJm7W)

121 So Obamacare now has the ex frat boy drinkers, the hot to trot young woman who lives for birth control and the dweeby gay guy sterotypes covered. Great What's next for the 20-30 somethings ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 12:24 PM (BC6cY)

122

Feminist leftists spend half of their time insisting that women are more than their reproductive functions and, it seems, the other half insisting they are only that.

Only a males sexist pig right wing facist would write that. 

 

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at December 18, 2013 12:25 PM (Eq2MX)

123 In: Virginia Slims Man-child "I'd rather NoNo my eyebrows than switch!"

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 18, 2013 12:25 PM (7ObY1)

124 I just want to know why the leftoids are bothered that Beta Buddies is about Ezra Klein and Matty Yglesias?

If those two are not prime role models for "we live together" who is?

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:25 PM (9jfyN)

125 "They should really get James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell to do the Ocare commercials." I demand that those idiot commercials stop. I can't push the remote button fast enough.

Posted by: Jen at December 18, 2013 12:25 PM (ufYbZ)

126 Is the target market for OCare really who you want to be in your insurance risk pool?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 18, 2013 12:25 PM (H5BMA)

127 That certainly fits with the liberals' tendency to project all the time

Everything liberals say is projection *and* they don't actually believe it.

Once you understand those two things, everything comes into focus.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 18, 2013 12:25 PM (B/VB5)

128 It would be like being groped by a furry. Yick.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 04:23 PM (4df7R)

 

 

You spoiled the surprise new ad campaign for ObamaCare!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Death Capades - ObamaCare on Ice! Sponsored by the Outrage Outlet at December 18, 2013 12:25 PM (hLRSq)

129 Solution: Drink more Ovaltine.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 18, 2013 12:25 PM (RFeQD)

130 "But no man wants to think of himself as either a shouty, drunken meathead or, alternatively, as a twee goof in footie pajamas. And I don't think women want to think of themselves as so terribly shallow as to, quite literally, only care about a major health care law to the extent it buys them birth control pills so they can fornicate with "hot guys."



Yeah but we live in a society where the worst thing you can do is judge someone for their terrible life choices. That society isn't getting far.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 18, 2013 12:26 PM (WdbF7)

131 79 Guys, I think I found a picture of Pajama Boy! Or at least one of his friends! http://www.kernelmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/four.jpg Wow. Just, wow.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2013 12:26 PM (UAMVq)

132 " Great What's next for the 20-30 somethings ?" How about a married couple with children? Ha, no we're uncool losers. Clearly.

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 12:26 PM (hFL/3)

133 Coming west to east across Pennsylvania on the Pa turnpike after Thanksgiving I noticed the huge number of Virginia and Maryland license plates as I drove. We stopped at a rest stop and I sat in such a way I could watch the freak show of these people who torment our lives. These are not Americans who came here because of potato famines, or Adolf Hitler, or religious persecution. But yet they decide how to spend our tax dollars, and this is how they have decided to depict an American male. Do you get it yet?

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at December 18, 2013 12:26 PM (6Nqkf)

134 Can't wait for the obamacare ad that attempts to attract the duck dynasty crowd . Shitty grey and white abercrombie and fitch camo with clean half laced hipster style city vibram boots , elmer fudd hat . See we understand you sister fuckers need healthcare too .

Posted by: awkward davies at December 18, 2013 12:26 PM (WK8VM)

135 president obreezy comes from when he did jimmy fallon's show Posted by: oc joe at December 18, 2013 04:17 PM ----------------------------------------- OK so I googled a bit and apparently el JEFe did a "slow jam", whatever that is. (I ain't watching that f'n video) Still don't get "Breezy".

Posted by: revealing my ignorance at December 18, 2013 12:26 PM (Ze8oh)

136 17 Berserker- Dragonheads Division at December 18, 2013 04:07 PM (FMbng)

I'm happy we live in a country where Ray Maddow and Al Franken can have a baby with minimal personal contact.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:26 PM (9jfyN)

137 Rush admitted today that those stupid "Julia" cartoons were effective.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 18, 2013 12:26 PM (/Yhe8)

138

See, I don't see  Footie Pajama Boy as gay.   I view him as a spineless theta male lacking any noticeable level of testosterone.  He's the kind of guy who would throw words like "pathos" and "systemic" into every   day conversation to prove how oh so very smart and learNED he is. 

 

(That's lear-NED, not learned; emphasis on the -ned, because he's oh so very cultured and elite.)

 

In other words, he's precisely the kind of immature twatwaffle I was glad to leave behind after college.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 18, 2013 12:26 PM (4df7R)

139 What's next for the 20-30 somethings ? Not employment....HAW HAW HAW!!!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2013 12:26 PM (Ec6wH)

140 115 Oh oh oh, funniest story EVA. So apparently some guy got convicted of murder (I think, not really important) but he claimed that he was a pre-op tranny so they put him in the women's prison where he proceeded to...bang all the inmates. Who could have seen that coming? Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 04:20 PM (hFL/3) Check your privilege. Why would banging women mean he wasn't also a woman? You know, in his heart. Just not in his dick. Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 04:23 PM (qB8lN) He was just a lesbian in a man's body.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 18, 2013 12:27 PM (UAMVq)

141 No Pajama Boy is NOT gay. It's just that he's 26 and still living in Mom's basement. The $250,000 in student debt he has (he did get a degree in Environmental Management with a Minor in "Gender Studies" a few years back) isn't going to be repaid any time soon. Did you see the Harvard "bomb threat" guy's major? Psychology, studying "partisan taunting". I mean if he wants to work for a leftist magazine, he needs to be white.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 18, 2013 12:27 PM (A0glY)

142 Good grief. Pay me the big bucks. I'm not even IN advertising and don't even support Obamcare and I could do better ads than that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 12:27 PM (BC6cY)

143 How pathetic indeed. Ace, the Smell my finger lines were epic. Pure poetry.

Posted by: L, elle at December 18, 2013 12:27 PM (0xqKe)

144 Ya know.  We all gotta laugh or we'll go crazy.  But this shit is getting more and more unfunny  as it unfolds.  I mean really unfunny.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 12:27 PM (LVAyz)

145 45 Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 04:11 PM (lZBBB)

Pajama Panther is not gay.....he's waiting for Puberty....at 32

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:28 PM (9jfyN)

146 This ad is NOT DESIGNED to appeal to people WHO NEED HEALTH INSURANCE. It's designed to appeal to OBAMA SUPPORTERS to get then to HARANGUE FRIENDS AND FAMILY to get health insurance. It's an appeal to hipster douches, gay or straight, because that's Obama's youth base.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 12:28 PM (MMC8r)

147 Is there an Obama Muppet yet? Or, a cartoon character on the morning toons? Because, this "president" a joke.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 18, 2013 12:28 PM (IXrOn)

148 Rush said we laughed at Julia because she was so pathetic but millions of women identified with her. And likely with pajama boy

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 12:28 PM (zOTsN)

149 Now if we could just get someone from the media to call him The Messiah...

Posted by: shredded chi at December 18, 2013 12:28 PM (V6E6P)

150 Still don't get "Breezy". Posted by: revealing my ignorance Breezy Wind Blow Reggie Love Connect the dots.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at December 18, 2013 12:28 PM (RFeQD)

151 Rush has a great side-by-side of Chris Hayes, JammyTwink, and Rachel Mancow. Headline: "Pajama Boy is the New Julia."

Posted by: jakeman at December 18, 2013 12:28 PM (vH4YP)

152 Rush admitted today that those stupid "Julia" cartoons were effective.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 18, 2013 04:26 PM (/Yhe

 

Effective with their target demographic; namely women.   And women, as I have said many times, are fucking idiots who will vote for whoever the "Smart Feminists" tell them to vote for.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 18, 2013 12:28 PM (4df7R)

153 Nemesis, he rides a dark cloud swiftly.
Come about and find him behind.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 18, 2013 12:28 PM (VjL9S)

154 In other words, he's precisely the kind of immature twatwaffle I was glad to leave behind after college. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 18, 2013 04:26 PM (4df7R) Wait..... where is that picture of the Huff Post Staff???

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:28 PM (lZBBB)

155

Viejo y Roto: Quien es Mas Macho: Ricardo Montalban o Frenando Lamas?

 

El Neuevo Calor: Quien es Menos Macho: El Joven con las Pijams Footie o El Presedente con los Pantalones de Madre? 

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 18, 2013 12:28 PM (Hj9yW)

156 Ace:   You're the man.   Nobody brings the snark like you do.   From now on when a libidiot starts going off on one of their talking points,   I'm going to ask them if they want to smell my finger.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at December 18, 2013 12:29 PM (9u2hL)

157 Keep in mind, we are dealing with the same people who called doing "No-Shave November" for prostate cancer research homophobic. Why? Because it implies that transsexuals who can't grow facial hair and don't have prostates aren't male. These are not people who can be reasoned with.

Posted by: TenthJustice at December 18, 2013 12:29 PM (qB8lN)

158 What's next for the 20-30 somethings ?

----

Emo's.


"Cutting yourself is self expression, not crazy.   But not having healthcare coverage is very crazy.   Stitches, infections and transfusions are expensive.  Dont dip into your Joie De Vivre concert ticket stash.  Get covered.  Today."

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 12:29 PM (nELVU)

159 " There is a great deal of outrage over this, with the left straining to find people on the right who called the guy gay..."

Now, while PJFootie Guy may be gay - probably is, not that there's anything wrong with that - it's the effeminism of the character and his projected appeal as a selling point.

Effeminate /= Gay.

But, you know, the Right is always at war with women and Blacks and Hispanics and poor and Labor and homeless and kittens, so why not Gays? Just put 'em all on the Pile O' Hate. Saves a lot of time and thought. And honesty.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 18, 2013 12:29 PM (eHIJJ)

160

>>Rush said we laughed at Julia because she was so pathetic but millions of women identified with her. And likely with pajama boy<<

 

 

 

 

There are millions of pathetic women,   and as many pathetic man-boys.

Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2013 12:29 PM (VndSC)

161 We need people to buy a lot of something ... Left's strategy, make it more expensive.  Brilliant, explain why they by Apple products - but those actually work. 

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2013 12:29 PM (4JkHl)

162
How about his hands?
Posted by: Retread




"You all right?"

"S'all right."

Posted by: Senor Wences

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 18, 2013 12:30 PM (kdS6q)

163 This reminds me season one of the Apprentice in which the teams were trying to sell Trump Water. They go to market it to whoever it they want to sell it to (like having it stocked at Starbucks) and one of the guys on the particular team goes, "well, the water's hot, there's a lot of buzz about it." The customer goes, "what buzz, what do you mean it's hot?" Sort of the same thing here, on what basis is 404care "hot"?

Posted by: oeJay44incday at December 18, 2013 12:30 PM (QxSug)

164 "And likely with pajama boy" No one fucking identifies with pajama boy. No one. And if you do, you would never ever ever ever admit it.

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 12:30 PM (hFL/3)

165 WOW. I hesitate to get my hopes up, but ever since the end of the govt shutdown, Obama has had bad news. It is now past the 2 month mark, with no let up in sight. Then, they go and do stupid, silly things like that guy in a one piece. Not overalls, but jammies.

This calls for Bert Kaempfert music: http://preview.tinyurl.com/n2yrx3s

Posted by: Baldy at December 18, 2013 12:30 PM (2bql3)

166 Hey can I t ell y'all about Upworfy?


Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:30 PM (9jfyN)

167 LOL..... evil thought.... Could you see a Mad Men take off, of them talking about his ad????

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:30 PM (lZBBB)

168 in fact, every single person here could probably do a better job with Obamcare ads than those we've seen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 12:31 PM (BC6cY)

169 Binders full of effeminate douches  in pajamas.

Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2013 12:31 PM (VndSC)

170 I'm glad that Russia, China, hell Mongolia, gets to see Pajama Boy in his glory (hole). We'll bait them into thinking that we're comprised of spineless theta males, and then when they sense our weakness, we'll throw our gay military at them!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2013 12:31 PM (Ec6wH)

171 >>> Yes, THIS is how you reach The Dumb People...by speaking Dumbese What language is the plaid brony speaking?

Posted by: fluffy at December 18, 2013 12:31 PM (ebmsN)

172 These fools could not sell ice cream on a hot day in July.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 12:31 PM (IzrCU)

173 Pajama boy explaining why he can't find work http://youtu.be/QkH1RkTClgg

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 12:32 PM (zOTsN)

174 Probably already asked but: ***Are there any adults left in DC?***

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 12:32 PM (ruxvM)

175 No one fucking identifies with pajama boy. No one.

You are so wrong.  There's a half-million of 'em who got this on their my.barackobama.com accounts and thought it was awesome.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 12:32 PM (ZKzrr)

176 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2013 04:26 PM (Ec6wH) In some cases that's "what's current" not what's next .

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 18, 2013 12:32 PM (GaqMa)

177 Buy  it  because it's hotter than a steaming cup of cocoa.

Posted by: Barack Obreezy at December 18, 2013 12:32 PM (VndSC)

178 And yet they sold obama... TWICE.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 18, 2013 12:33 PM (/Yhe8)

179 We'll bait them into thinking that we're comprised of spineless theta males, and then when they sense our weakness, we'll throw our gay military at them! Navy or Air Force?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 18, 2013 12:33 PM (A0glY)

180

There is a great deal of outrage over this, with the left straining to find people on the right who called the guy gay, and only coming up with Twitter users I never heard of.

 

They haven't found the comments section here on AOSHQ yet ???

Posted by: McCool at December 18, 2013 12:33 PM (nCSwS)

181 I just nixed my first job applicant based on his FB postings. That felt really, really good.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2013 12:33 PM (Ec6wH)

182 Effective with their target demographic; namely women. And women, as I have said many times, are fucking idiots who will vote for whoever the "Smart Feminists" tell them to vote for. The Dr. Oz demographic. Infantilized women.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2013 12:33 PM (fsLdt)

183
So Obamacare now has the ex frat boy drinkers, the hot to trot young woman who lives for birth control and the dweeby gay guy sterotypes covered.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 04:24 PM (BC6cY)










In other words, the White House staff.

http://tinyurl.com/mc5env9

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 18, 2013 12:33 PM (TIIx5)

184 Media Matters turned itself into a cartoon a long time ago, if not from the beginning. So I wouldn't worry about it.

Posted by: Rich Fader at December 18, 2013 12:33 PM (pZ0kE)

185

Stupid ads work.

Idiocracy is a documentary.

Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2013 12:34 PM (VndSC)

186 Meanwhile... My USN Son, stationed in Guam but travels as a Tech.... has gone off the Radar... Just as the US Navy, and ChiComs, are playing Cold War games in the Seas around China... Oh.... and did I mention that if he did decide to go career, they just effectively cut his retirement.... like they did mine....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:34 PM (lZBBB)

187 My first thought when I saw the footie guy was "Jewish." I guess he can be gay and Jewish, but I thought Jewish when I saw it.

Posted by: Baldy at December 18, 2013 12:34 PM (2bql3)

188 181 Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2013 04:33 PM (Ec6wH)

Goood let the anger flow through YOU....

//Gaius Palpatine

no seriously weaponize the social media the leftoids have been doing so....

WAR

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:34 PM (9jfyN)

189 We're plaid, we're bad, get used to it! Bam!

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 12:34 PM (ZshNr)

190 Hold on. Am I the only one who didn't know the hipster douche pajamaboy was the same guy talking to his parents on Thanksgiving?

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2013 12:34 PM (fWAjv)

191

Remember when we had William F Buckley talking about conservatism and stuff, and he could be all intellectual and stuff, and it was pretty attractive to think you were all like Ayn Rand.

What do we have now.

Nothin.

Therefore, bullshit like this gets traction, because we have a chattering class that can't get past laughing at this shit.

The culture war is getting even more one-sided.

Mitch Mconnel, Boner and Ryan are such frauds. The whole damned GOP is a huge fraud.

I need a drink.





Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunnies at December 18, 2013 12:34 PM (xggaJ)

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 18, 2013 12:34 PM (Hj9yW)

193 And as to pajama boy... Hot chocolate made with Soy??? because... lactose intolerant?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:35 PM (lZBBB)

194 Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 18, 2013 04:33 PM (Ec6wH) What did he/she post?

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2013 12:35 PM (fWAjv)

195 Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 04:32 PM (ZKzrr) :sigh: When I'm in charge, I'm going to do some purging of my generation I think. At this point it seems necessary. Hmmm...a plan perhaps, take said Academic credentials, pretend to be a leftist, take power .

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) No Really! at December 18, 2013 12:35 PM (GaqMa)

196 For the love of Pete, they're a few pixels away from an ad featuring a guy asking his friend, "Smell my finger. Does she smell insured?" -Ace Holy crap, that was funny Ace. Thanks for a well written & funny thread

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 18, 2013 12:35 PM (HVff2)

197 189 Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 04:34 PM (ZshNr)


The Dave Sirota Very Special Forces eh Linc?

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:35 PM (9jfyN)

198

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 18,

 

 

Zanzibar Buck Buck!  Nice.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at December 18, 2013 12:36 PM (A0sHn)

199 These fools could not sell ice cream on a hot day in July.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 04:31 PM (IzrCU)

 

 

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But we're still losing elections.  Go figure.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 12:36 PM (LVAyz)

200 So, if it were Neil Patrick Harris in the ad (gay, you know), we'd be spoofing it? Or if they chose Emo Phillips (not gay, but dork) the face of ObamaCull, we wouldn't?

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 12:36 PM (MMC8r)

201

The pyjama people are boring me to pieces
They make me feel like I am wasting my time
They all got flannel up 'n down 'em
A little trap-door back aroun' 'em
An' some cozy little footies on their mind

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 18, 2013 12:36 PM (VpMO0)

202

Here's my point about the breezy thing:

 

Politico's Carrie Budoff Brown, October 29, 2013:

"...The website hasnÂ’t been nearly as breezy as predicted..."

 

"Obama Calls Trusted fixer to help health care site", Yahoo News, October 23, 2013:

 

"Faced with mounting questions about the website, the Obama administration announced Tuesday that the longtime management consultant    [Jeffrey Zeints]   will help fix the problems and turn the site into the breezy, one-stop shopping portal Obama promised it would be..."

 

 

And I know I saw another, more recent article referring to Obamacare as "breezy," too.

 

When the hell did "breezy" become the go-to adjective to describe the idyllic Obamacare-that-could-have-been?

 

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/s][/u][/b] at December 18, 2013 12:36 PM (4df7R)

203 If Pajamaboy worked out and built   some muscle, got a better haircut and learned how to dress right, then maybe, just maybe he could be considered to be gay. As he is, no freaking way.

Posted by: Roy at December 18, 2013 12:37 PM (VndSC)

204 An Army needs foot(ie) soldiers!

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 12:37 PM (ZshNr)

205 They sold a fuzzy warm feeling idea.  But actual concrete product with all its defects, not so much.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 12:37 PM (IzrCU)

206 Hi, I'm PAT and I'm here to talk to you about insurance. You may remember one of my parents from Saturday Night Live.

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 18, 2013 12:37 PM (nTgAI)

207 Y'all know this is just a desperate warning from the fan club?

"If only Obama knew how silly this looks, he'd stop it for sure."

Because there's no way in hell they're going to realize this fucking silly little retarded campaign to sell Obaaamacare comes from the head down.

Did they not fucking read his missives from the campaign trail, the millions and millions of pixels spent dropping "hip" cultural references? Do they not see their fucking shitstained ass of a "president" cavorting from television show to television show, dry-humping on the dance floor with Jay-Z?

No. They don't. Tiger Beat has no "Wake the fuck up, you silly little bitch and be an adult!" column.

Posted by: RoyalOil at December 18, 2013 12:37 PM (VjL9S)

208 No Israeli Jew would ever be so beta. No way. This hot house flower is from less stern stuff

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 12:37 PM (zOTsN)

209 "But we're still losing elections. Go figure." It's because they have cobbled together a coalition of misfits and miscreants that, unfortunately for us, now make up the majority of our country.

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 12:38 PM (hFL/3)

210 The dude's not gay But he is obviously a packers fan

Posted by: Navypopojoe at December 18, 2013 12:38 PM (OpRai)

211 Just got my 3rd call this month from the RNC begging for money. I was polite in saying "thanks, but no thanks, the budget cave-in put me over the top."

Posted by: jakeman at December 18, 2013 12:38 PM (vH4YP)

212 And as to pajama boy... Hot chocolate made with Soy??? because... lactose intolerant? Because running low on estrogen.

Posted by: t-bird at December 18, 2013 12:38 PM (FcR7P)

213

PJ Boy seems kind of a waste of time to comment on, honestly. The overarching question of what the hell are they wasting taxpayer money on this shit that won't go anywhere is more worthwhile...

 

...but not much.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sammich at December 18, 2013 12:38 PM (3ZtZW)

214
Does she smell insured?

I may have laughed a little too loudly at that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2013 12:38 PM (MaP11)

215 Pajama guy could probably get insurance if Sheldon wasn't using up all the bandwidth.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 12:39 PM (ZshNr)

216 New Summer's Breeze scent: INSURED Top note, jasmine. Bottom note, not fishy.

Posted by: seems legit at December 18, 2013 12:39 PM (A98Xu)

217 So, if it were Neil Patrick Harris in the ad (gay, you know), we'd be spoofing it? Or if they chose Emo Phillips (not gay, but dork) the face of ObamaCull, we wouldn't? Yes & yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 12:39 PM (qc7at)

218 If Pajama Boy was sitting there in a sweater and dockers, would anyone have noticed? But no, it's gotta be GAY-BASHING!!!!

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 12:39 PM (MMC8r)

219 The Lefties are projecting again. In their minds Flannel Boy looks ghey..., it's just easier to be accusatory about it, rather than saying what they are actually thinking. As usual.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 12:39 PM (aDwsi)

220 For a thousand years, we have lived beneath the Earth's surface. But once we have successfully destroyed the human race by turning all of Earth's men metrosexual, our time will have come! Crab people, crab people. Taste like crab, talk like people.

Posted by: Crab People at December 18, 2013 12:39 PM (qB8lN)

221 I was reading up on why Robbie Cooper of Urbangrounds is hanging up his blogging gloves. Some of the reasons are the threats he gets sent to his home. One was after his dog died, taunting him. The other was after his son's first birthday with a message that the sender wanted to rape the boy. Stay classy, leftards!

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 12:39 PM (h4eud)

222 >>The "Pajama" entity is definitely Pat from SNL's spawn.

IIRC, Pat settled down with "Chris" in the It's Pat movie.
------
To me, the Pajamaguy isn't so much gay as he is just a completely neutered, hipster man-child.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 12:39 PM (ruxvM)

223 The two big problems I see with the 'brosurance' campaign:

1. These idiots don't look capable of holding down the kind job that pays well enough for them to overpay for a policy to offset older, sicker citizens.

2. These idiots look like they visit the ER more often than someone young and healthy should need to do. Again, not helping the 'don't actually need full coverage' offset concept.


Posted by: Epobirs at December 18, 2013 12:39 PM (bPxS6)

224 207 RoyalOil at December 18, 2013 04:37 PM (VjL9S)

Cut, Jib, Newsletter.

This is the Emo Hipster Douche version of If Only Comrade Stalin Knew! game....

hey Emos Comrade Soetoro knows comrades...

he knows

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:40 PM (9jfyN)

225

#198

 

There were too many Daves

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 18, 2013 12:40 PM (Hj9yW)

226 It's designed to appeal to OBAMA SUPPORTERS to get then to HARANGUE FRIENDS AND FAMILY to get health insurance.
===
Bingo. . .that's correct.

The ad doesn't say "buy health insurance" it says "talk about buying health insurance".  

And I have to tell you, there is nothing that make ME want to buy health insurance more than being harangued by a pajama-clad Obama supporter. 

"Do you have health insurance"?
"Sir, the question is not whether or not I have health insurance, its whether or not YOU do, because I'm about to beat you to a bloody pulp".

The real issue with this ad is that its premise is faulty.  At this point EVERYONE has heard about Obamacare, and health insurance.  This issue isn't that people don't know about health insurance.  The problem is that people can't AFFORD to buy overpriced insurance designed to subsidize others, and then (to a lesser extent) anyone who actually DOES want to buy said insurance can't because the mechanism to buy it (ie the website) is broken.  

And to that extent, this ad is entirely counterproductive. As the advertisers say, the best way to kill a bad product is with good advertising.


Posted by: looking closely at December 18, 2013 12:40 PM (6Q9g2)

227 I was polite in saying "thanks, but no thanks

I wasn't.

Posted by: pep at December 18, 2013 12:40 PM (6TB1Z)

228 The "Pajama" entity is definitely Pat from SNL's spawn.

IIRC, Pat settled down with "Chris" in the It's Pat movie.
------
To me, the Pajamaguy isn't so much gay as he is just a completely neutered, hipster man-child.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 04:39 PM (ruxvM)

 

The resemblance is uncanny

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 18, 2013 12:41 PM (nTgAI)

229 If I came downstairs Christmas morning and footiejammieboy was sitting on my sofa, drinking hot cocoa and wanting to talk Obamacare, I'd tell him to shut the fuck up and go get me a sammitch.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 18, 2013 12:41 PM (GrtrJ)

230 >>>Pajama guy could probably get insurance if Sheldon wasn't using up all the bandwidth.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 04:39 PM (ZshNr)<<<



Looks like Leonard, acts like Raj.

Posted by: someone very, very hateful at December 18, 2013 12:41 PM (LDsJ6)

231 We have already won the War against Jon Karl.

Posted by: Media Matters Unilateral Declaration Dept. at December 18, 2013 12:42 PM (8b2sh)

232
I am glad the left is offended at our comments.  Stop being a bunch of cultist a-holes, its a stupid ad, is my response.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2013 12:42 PM (MaP11)

233 They need Carrot Top.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 12:42 PM (h4eud)

234 228 The Jackhole at December 18, 2013 04:41 PM (nTgAI)

STOP LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY YOU GUYS!

//Ezra K esq

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:42 PM (9jfyN)

235 Get in their faces. At thanksgiving. And Christmas.

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 12:42 PM (zOTsN)

236 This Thread is starting to smell like EoJs finger.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 12:42 PM (Vhzmv)

237 There is some stupid new YouTube video called"Drop It Like It's Hot" where an Obama impersonator tells others to get covered. Obama is a rapper called B-Rock O'Breezy. Yes, it sucks.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at December 18, 2013 12:43 PM (kI8sg)

238 229 DangerGirl at December 18, 2013 04:41 PM (GrtrJ)

our 'ettes are more manly than their men...

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:43 PM (9jfyN)

239 But he is obviously a packers fan

Posted by: Navypopojoe at December 18, 2013 04:38 PM (OpRai)

 

 

----------------------------------------------

 

 

Or Tony Romo on roofies.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 12:43 PM (LVAyz)

240

"203 If Pajamaboy worked out and built some muscle, got a better haircut and learned how to dress right, then maybe, just maybe he could be considered to be gay. As he is, no freaking way."

 

 

Exactly.  No self-respecting gay man is wearing childish footsie PJs.  If this character was chugging his Swiss Miss while wearing some silk Derek Rose PJs, then I could see why people might conclude "yeah, he's supposed to be gay", but this clown?  Clearly an unemployed holder of an MA in puppetry.

 

For all the harrumphing about accusations of being "unmanly", the leftist tools are missing the point.  "Unmanly" doesn't automatically mean "homosexual".  It means, not a man, i.e. a boy.  Whatever this fucker's actual age, he's sitting there wearing pajamas that are straight out of Gymboree drinking cocoa with a dumbass smirk on his face like every useless, barely employed wanna-be intellectual you've ever met.

Posted by: radar at December 18, 2013 12:43 PM (eNZFc)

241 229 If I came downstairs Christmas morning and footiejammieboy was sitting on my sofa, drinking hot cocoa and wanting to talk Obamacare, I'd tell him to shut the fuck up and go get me a sammitch. Posted by: DangerGirl at December 18, 2013 04:41 PM (GrtrJ) I'd be reaching for the Wooden Practice sword... to beat the living crap out of this douche who had invaded my home... Because there is NO one that Metro allowed in my home...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:43 PM (lZBBB)

242 Did you see the Harvard "bomb threat" guy's major? Psychology, studying "partisan taunting".

He has to go to Harvard for that?

Given how much of that gets done for free on the intertubes, that guy is never gonna earn enough to afford ObreezyCare, nevermind make his student loan payments.

Posted by: Retread at December 18, 2013 12:43 PM (G+w7R)

243 So...red flannel pajamas automatically make you gay? Who is stereotyping again?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 18, 2013 12:43 PM (659DL)

244

Smell my finger.

 

I can't afford to buy proctology coverage.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 12:43 PM (O3C36)

245 This Thread is starting to smell like EoJs finger.

Be glad that's all it smells like.

Posted by: The Barrel at December 18, 2013 12:44 PM (JawqV)

246 our 'ettes are more manly than their men...

To be fair, so are their women.

Posted by: pep at December 18, 2013 12:44 PM (6TB1Z)

247 The real truth is that, caught with egg on their face* once more, the lefties run to hide behind their Identity Politics Shield. (*That's not EGG!!! /oblig)

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 12:44 PM (MMC8r)

248 He was bitten by a radioactive spider at a woolen mill, that's the only excuse for dressing like that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 18, 2013 12:44 PM (ZshNr)

249 "our 'ettes are more manly than their men..." Uh, thanks?

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 12:44 PM (hFL/3)

250 Cicero: "...I give the ad four pinocchios and two Bette Midler albums."

Bravo.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 18, 2013 12:44 PM (eHIJJ)

251 Since there is stereotyping going on (by them),  I thought that gays have impeccable fashion sense and taste.
 
How does pajama boy fit that stereotype?
 
However, I do think that Jay Carney and pj boy would make a good slap fight cage match pairing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2013 12:45 PM (wNF3N)

252 >>These idiots don't look capable of holding down the kind job that pays well enough for them to overpay for a policy to offset older, sicker citizens.

They interviewed the Bro-insurance dudes on the local Denver news. They're Colorado School of Mines students. Really passionate about getting the message of affordable healthcare, blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 12:45 PM (ruxvM)

253 246 pep at December 18, 2013 04:44 PM (6TB1Z)


Hey!

//It's Pat Maddow

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:45 PM (9jfyN)

254 Posted by: radar at December 18, 2013 04:43 PM (eNZFc) And the Left is asking this Child to talk to us about the ADULT subject, of Health insurance... Like this child would know anything about it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:45 PM (lZBBB)

255 I was polite in saying "thanks, but no thanks" I wasn't. Posted by: pep at December 18, 2013 04:40 PM (6TB1Z) Well, I always figure it's not worth shooting the messenger. Telemarketing sucks bad enough, especially if you've got a shitty product.

Posted by: jakeman at December 18, 2013 12:45 PM (vH4YP)

256 These ads remind me of middle age square guys who try to relate to young people by talking about things they think young people like, and then fucking it all up and coming across as even dorkier than before. What dipshit PR firm decided "Brosurance" was a good idea? Am I being punked?

Posted by: UGAdawg at December 18, 2013 12:45 PM (e/9tl)

257 220 Taste like crab, talk like people. Those little fuckers have my vote.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at December 18, 2013 12:45 PM (jr7h8)

258 He looks like my vegan anarchist teacher BIL, married to my hasbian polyamorous SIL. No way I take advice from him

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 12:45 PM (zOTsN)

259 Posted by: radar at December 18, 2013 04:43 PM (eNZFc)

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THAT .... sir.... was pure epic poetry.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 12:45 PM (nELVU)

260 team breezy is what chris brown fans are called or call themselves, he is best known for dancing and beating the shit out of rhiana (singer) - andy levy has some epic twitter battles with him regarding his ability to beat up women, adam carolla has some sweet things to say about him "he hits women, but MAN, have you seen him DANCE?"

I don't know if that is the connection to obama and obreezy, but I do know that lots of rappers (aka the cool kids) fuck with words, like H becomes "hizzy" or something like that, often taking the first few letters of a word and just adding "eezy" to it, so president becomes "preezy" - it is stupid, but then again so is the president

Posted by: chelsea danger at December 18, 2013 12:45 PM (KfDDN)

261 `#183 After being Obama's speechwriter, the guy on the left went on to develop further talent in fiction by going to Hollywood and working on screenplays, I believe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 12:46 PM (BC6cY)

262

Carney:  (paraphrase) "There is a lot of interest in the website, so we're just trying to reach even more people."

 

Translation:  "People gather around train-wrecks because they're going to buy a train, eventually."

Posted by: Slapweasel at December 18, 2013 12:46 PM (lq3Ak)

263 Good grief, Ace, you used the word "fornicate."  What next, inviting us all to your fundamentalist church?

Posted by: J. Random FisCon at December 18, 2013 12:46 PM (YYJjz)

264 I actually listened to Carneys response. Thought the little weasel was going to choke on his "uhs". Loved his insight that there was "half a million hits over the weekend to Obamacare.com" never told us how many of the curious purchased the shit though.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 18, 2013 12:46 PM (HVff2)

265 Well, I always figure it's not worth shooting the messenger. Telemarketing sucks bad enough, especially if you've got a shitty product. Posted by: jakeman

It's really important that these guys get not just a head count but an intensity count as well.  When your long term supporters tell your salespeople to get bent, it will filter back to them. 

Posted by: pep at December 18, 2013 12:47 PM (6TB1Z)

266 249 Lauren  at December 18, 2013 04:44 PM (hFL/3)

as Pep said Lauren so are theirs.

The line was offered in the spirit of Leonidas to Xerxes...

"you've never met our women...."

I can see DangerGirl or AlexTheChick telling PJ Boy to "shut up get me a beer and a sammich woman" easily.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:47 PM (9jfyN)

267 I wonder how much (if any) of Obamas recent drop in popularity among young people can be attributed to this kind of nonsense.

Obama's supporters have to know that Obamacare is garbage, and now they're being asked to sell this garbage on his behalf.

Posted by: looking closely at December 18, 2013 12:47 PM (6Q9g2)

268 I think they are really going for any publicity is good publicity. 

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 18, 2013 12:47 PM (WdbF7)

269 Pajama boy is Jay Scruntlers twin brother/sister

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 18, 2013 12:47 PM (HVff2)

270 Oh, believe me, I was plenty intense, Pep. And I told her to pass along my displeasure.

Posted by: jakeman at December 18, 2013 12:48 PM (vH4YP)

271 Good grief, Ace, you used the word "fornicate." What next, inviting us all to your fundamentalist church? Posted by: J. Random ----------------- I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop..., 'Whore monger'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 12:48 PM (aDwsi)

272 You know - Ace's mom is going to see these Posts and get Ace a pair of Footie Pajamas for Christmas.

Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 12:48 PM (Vhzmv)

273 After being Obama's speechwriter, the guy on the left went on to develop further talent in fiction by going to Hollywood and working on screenplays, I believe. That's pretty much correct. He left about a year ago, and Obama has not yet recovered from the loss of a 26 year old speechwriter. Think about that second sentence just a little.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at December 18, 2013 12:48 PM (6Nqkf)

274 Popinjay!

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 12:48 PM (zOTsN)

275 272 You know - Ace's mom is going to see these Posts and get Ace a pair of Footie Pajamas for Christmas. Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 04:48 PM (Vhzmv) Hmmm.... what the betting odds on if Ace already has some?

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:49 PM (lZBBB)

276 271 Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 04:48 PM (aDwsi)


Ace, we're here....

//Salem Communications

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:49 PM (9jfyN)

277 Wait-The broinsurance guys are actual "real" people, not actors? Did the "all I have worry about now is getting hot guy into bed" girl do the ad out of of love for Obamcare? That's even more pathetic.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 12:49 PM (BC6cY)

278 Even I think this is over the line for Karl, but I can understand his frustration. The president's name being mocked at a WH press conference? That's a BFD. It really is.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 18, 2013 12:50 PM (T0NGe)

279 They had the distinct impression (heaven knows how) that O-care was going to be just more Free Shit for them. Absolutely. Quite frankly, given their obviously oblivious cruise through the wonders of Mom's Basement, I can see how. They live the parody that is, ....them ....and see no real reason to change. We watch south Park and instantly see the humor. They watch South Park and think it's a Reality Show. Or, the blindingly stupid fucking shit that is MTV.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 18, 2013 12:50 PM (iZv4n)

280 ""you've never met our women...." Ha, I know. Just joking around.

Posted by: Lauren at December 18, 2013 12:50 PM (hFL/3)

281 I can see DangerGirl or AlexTheChick telling PJ Boy to "shut up get me a beer and a sammich woman" easily. Posted by: sven -------- Hmm. I was just wondering how Peaches would handle him. Roughly, I expect.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 12:50 PM (aDwsi)

282 263 Good grief, Ace, you used the word "fornicate." What next, inviting us all to your fundamentalist church?
Posted by: J. Random FisCon at December 18, 2013 04:46 PM (YYJjz)

Wait until he starts in on "begat" and "knew".  THEN worry.

Posted by: jwb7605 [/i][/u][/s][/b] at December 18, 2013 12:50 PM (3Tv+N)

283  You know - Ace's mom is going to see these Posts and get Ace a pair of Footie Pajamas for Christmas.


Posted by: garrett at December 18, 2013 04:48 PM (Vhzmv)

 

 

----------------------------------------------------

 

 

I think the Horde should chip in.  Buy him some satin ones.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 12:51 PM (LVAyz)

284
Before Odeathcare, insures mostly advertised to separate themselves from competition because they knew people that wanted insurance would shop around, now we have the govt advertising for a product that they are being coerced to buy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 18, 2013 12:51 PM (MaP11)

285 I can't wait to see their ads telling people to talk their dates into signing up on Valentine's Day.

Posted by: Cal at December 18, 2013 12:51 PM (8szqx)

286 I can see DangerGirl or AlexTheChick telling PJ Boy to "shut up get me a beer and a sammich woman" easily.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 04:47 PM (9jfyN)


----

This is SPARTAAAAA!!!


Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 12:51 PM (nELVU)

287 Crabs?  Let me go get some Zataran crab boil.  brb

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 18, 2013 12:51 PM (IzrCU)

288 The president's name being mocked at a WH press conference? That's a BFD. It really is. Posted by: AmishDude at December 18, 2013 04:50 PM (T0NGe) I'm tempted to say: "Too little, waaaaay too late." But, yeah, it is.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at December 18, 2013 12:51 PM (iZv4n)

289 They rolled out the stupid slut ads for the 2012 election, because they knew the fix was in.     What does that mean    for the fem pajama boy, brosurance, and slut ads in 2013?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 12:51 PM (O3C36)

290 I think these ads may be a window into how Obama saw himself when he was that age.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 12:51 PM (MNq6o)

291 The president's name being mocked at a WH press conference? That's a BFD. It really is. Posted by: AmishDude at December 18, 2013 04:50 PM (T0NGe) And the Whitehouse Pres Sec does not say anything... but gives a serious answer....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 18, 2013 12:51 PM (lZBBB)

292

Seriously, do they realize that they need to get money from people who have none?

i think they do, they are waiting to "bail" them out.

I heard a bunch of shit on the NFL radio broadcast Monday, from one of the broadcast guys, about how subsidies are available...these ads were on all night.

They were insurer-paid ads, but we know, wink wink, that's not the case.

What a huge fuck up.

In economics, basic econ, you learn all about the issues with insurance.

These fuckheads just ran right in to the insurance field, without even bothering to understand it.

And there is our John and Paul...right along, dumb as a box of tanning booths, running right into the fire.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunnies at December 18, 2013 12:51 PM (xggaJ)

293

 

The Patjama person is definitely stupid to agree to advertise for the biggest government fail in a generation.

 

Disconnected from reality much ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 18, 2013 12:51 PM (nTgAI)

294 The brosurance guys are at the school of mines? Like where they get huge bucks upon graduating because oil companies need them for fracking? And they are progrards? Are they greenies too? Doomed we are

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 12:52 PM (zOTsN)

295 >>Wait-The broinsurance guys are actual "real" people, not actors? Did the "all I have worry about now is getting hot guy into bed" girl do the ad out of of love for Obamcare?

Probably. When the first set of ads came out the two female/mom-oriented ad models were also interviewed - both of them worked for the organization that put out the ads.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 18, 2013 12:52 PM (ruxvM)

296 My first quick, gut thought with the guy in the red checked pjs was "trying to appeal to young folks by showing a "friendly hipster type, a typical Obama voter". The gay thing didn't occur to me till I heard about the onesie. And I hadn't realized it was a pajama onesie outfit at first glance.

Posted by: RM at December 18, 2013 12:52 PM (fRppw)

297 20 The Pajama Boy is so annoying precisely because he's NOT gay. If he looked gay, he might actually be able to pull that outfit off. BTW, @gaypatriot (must-follow on Twitter) changes his screenname almost every day and his avi almost every week is now using pajama guy as his avi and "Don of Gay Apparel" as his screenname.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 18, 2013 12:52 PM (T0NGe)

298 >> That theory (please seat yourself for this shocker) is that the right hates gays n' stuff. Yeah, on Twitter yesterday I said: "At least they don't show pajama boy's significant other in these Obamacare ads. Because realism." I started to say "girlfriend", but I went with "significant other" because I imagine no self-respecting gay guy would be seen with a hipster manchild in footie PJs either.

Posted by: Andy at December 18, 2013 12:53 PM (bOAKf)

299 To be fair, these same PR clown sold America Obama - they thought pushes insurance would be easy.

Posted by: Jean at December 18, 2013 12:53 PM (4JkHl)

300 I can't wait to see their ads telling people to talk their dates into signing up on Valentine's Day.

Has Ear Leader extended the deadline by which we must comply with his directive?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 12:54 PM (ZKzrr)

301 ----This is SPARTAAAAA!!! Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 04:51 PM (nELVU) PERUVIAAAAAA!!

Posted by: RWC at December 18, 2013 12:54 PM (fWAjv)

302 Like every other idea this administration has had, it smells of cat shit and stupidity.

Posted by: maddogg at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (xWW96)

303 'Oh, man I burst out laughing at that one! High school was a non-stop ambush of stink-fingers being thrust under each other's noses. "Check it out, dude!" "Aargh! Did you put it in her ASS by mistake?! Motherfucker, now it's stuck on my lip!"' Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 18, 2013 04:08 PM (CJjw5) A friend of mine asked me to confide that a story very similar to this happened to him. Again, according to my friend.

Posted by: NoBroccoli4U at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (3p7iG)

304 These fuckheads just ran right in to the insurance field, without even bothering to understand it.

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Whats not understand???

Overcharge premiums, deny coverage, make a shit ton of money???  

Thats how insurance works in liberal land.


Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (nELVU)

305 286 fixerupper at December 18, 2013 04:51 PM (nELVU)

quite...in the end this fight is between the "beautiful people" and the dutiful people...

one side or the other is doomed.

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (9jfyN)

306 Only 3+ years left guys,what damage can they do in that time?

Posted by: steevy at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (zqvg6)

307 Jonathan Karl was referring to the character portrayed by the rapper in the Obamacare ad Not the president himself

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (zOTsN)

308 259 Posted by: radar at December 18, 2013 04:43 PM (eNZFc)

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THAT .... sir.... was pure epic poetry.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 04:45 PM (nELVU)

 

 

I'm just here to do my part.

 

 

Building on what Royal Oil said @ 207, did anyone see the Naked DC post linked by Insty about a blog post on Vanity Fair about GWB?  VF is apparently getting their noses out of joint because even some people who hated him as president are apparently giving him credit for being a decent, interesting fella who doesn't take himself too seriously, actually likes other human beings and is actually fairly artistic (unlike a certain CinC who didn't write a fucking word of his "autobiography").

 

The whole thing is enjoyable even on the surface, but at the risk of musing too deeply on this, the real reason the shitbirds that write for Vanity Fair are so irritated about this is the dawning realization that GWB is actually a much cooler, more authentic guy than the priggish schoolmarm that they swore up and down was the political version of Miles Davis.....and THAT scares the living shit out of them.

Posted by: radar at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (eNZFc)

309 shouty, drunken meathead Uh oh.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (oFCZn)

310 I'm wondering what the Flannel Boy's major might be. Obviously, the actual guy is probably a Drama major. It would be hard to top that, but the character looks like..., oh..., a Literature major? Maybe 'Communications'. It has to be something with no real redeeming quality.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (aDwsi)

311 They rolled out the stupid slut ads for the 2012 election, because they knew the fix was in. What does that mean for the fem pajama boy, brosurance, and slut ads in 2013?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 04:51 PM (O3C36)

 

 

-----------------------------------------------

 

 

This is my fear.  They come out with utter shit like this; makes me wonder what  they've got planned for this next election.  Yes, I believe they know the fix is in.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (LVAyz)

312 Honestly, I'm not sure if it's the pajamas or the douchey look on the guy's face that makes me want to introduce his mouth to my fist. And I am not a violent person, I swear.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (GrtrJ)

313 These ads are brought to you by Jim Messina, the original footies pajama guy.

Posted by: Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils at December 18, 2013 12:55 PM (nbGZj)

314 The brosurance guys are at the school of mines? Like where they get huge bucks upon graduating because oil companies need them for fracking? And they are progrards? Either they got paid a lot of money or their grades aren't looking so good. Fact is, being an Obamacultist is a cultural thing. You'd cut off your nose if noselessness were a signal of Obama loyalty.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 18, 2013 12:56 PM (T0NGe)

315 Al Sharpton to 'interview' The Mooch per Drudge --
 
When Witless Met Shiftless

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2013 12:56 PM (wNF3N)

316 I think the Horde should chip in. Buy him some satin ones

Gotta have the trap door in the back, though.

Posted by: pep at December 18, 2013 12:56 PM (6TB1Z)

317 radar - and, GWB was clearly a *man*, with well-defined values.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 12:57 PM (aDwsi)

318 310 I'm wondering what the Flannel Boy's major might be. Obviously, the actual guy is probably a Drama major. It would be hard to top that, but the character looks like..., oh..., a Literature major? Maybe 'Communications'. It has to be something with no real redeeming quality. Journalism.

Posted by: DangerGirl at December 18, 2013 12:57 PM (GrtrJ)

319 301 RWC at December 18, 2013 04:54 PM (fWAjv)

Peruvians tonight we DINE AT APPLEBY'S!

//Leon the Peruvian Tourism Minister

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 12:58 PM (9jfyN)

320 313 These ads are brought to you by Jim Messina, the original footies pajama guy. Posted by: Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils at December 18, 2013 04:55 PM (nbGZj) His Twitter handle is @SpeedoPedo

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 18, 2013 12:58 PM (HsTG8)

321

I'm wondering what the Flannel Boy's major might be.

-

Wymyn's Studies

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 12:58 PM (O3C36)

322 I can't wait to see their ads telling people to talk their dates into signing up on Valentine's Day.

----

"Come on Rachel.   You know I love you.   I think we're ready.  But you need insurance for..... well, you know.... protection.

Enroll.  Today.  Because I'll always Love You".



***spit***

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 12:59 PM (nELVU)

323 Hey....maybe I'm the first to notice, but Jay Carney is an ass.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 18, 2013 12:59 PM (QFxY5)

324 Education

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 12:59 PM (zOTsN)

325 315 Al Sharpton to 'interview' The Mooch per Drudge - Coming soon: Oprah's hard-hitting interview of Bo.

Posted by: Crab People at December 18, 2013 12:59 PM (qB8lN)

326 The sad part is that many of the OFA folks and their ilk will sign up be Ocare is cool. Note that I said sign up... not pay for it. I am not optimistic about the ability of the onesie wearing, hot chocolate drinking crowd that lives with mom and dad to pay for health insurance.

Posted by: Damiano the Economic Traitor at December 18, 2013 12:59 PM (j0wOO)

327 Mike Hammer - I still think Puppetry is too perfect not to be true, but I could buy any fine arts major.  Or sociology.

Posted by: radar at December 18, 2013 12:59 PM (eNZFc)

328 I'm wondering why pajamaboy hasn't been ID'd yet.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 12:59 PM (h4eud)

329 JammyTwink would be a perfect candidate for a Partisan Taunting degree from Hahvahd, but I don't know if he's got the stones to call in a false b0mb threat.

Posted by: jakeman at December 18, 2013 12:59 PM (vH4YP)

330 It has to be something with no real redeeming quality.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 04:55 PM (aDwsi)


---


Theatre Major???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 01:00 PM (nELVU)

331 And I guaran-fuckin-damn-tee you that Pajama Boy has taken part in a SlutWalk out of supportive solidarity.

Posted by: radar at December 18, 2013 01:00 PM (eNZFc)

332  I remember when Obama was complaining about all the ads prescription drug companies ran.  Like they just did it because they liked seeing their name on tv.  He doesn't understand how anything works.  At all.  Except affirmative action.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 01:00 PM (MNq6o)

333 325 Crab People at December 18, 2013 04:59 PM (qB8lN)

to be fair Orca is fluent in bitch....

not a lot of FoxNews types are

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 01:00 PM (9jfyN)

334

Watch defenders of the left when they try to      explain the benefits to young people.  Number one on their list of positives is that 'their parents have to pay for it until they are 26'.   

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 18, 2013 01:01 PM (O3C36)

335 Most geologists want to go into Mineralology upon graduation.  But 95% of the jobs are in Petrology.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 18, 2013 01:01 PM (V70Uh)

336 They will only tell us who visited the site, later maybe who signed up. They will never tell us who actually paid

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 01:01 PM (zOTsN)

337 He doesn't understand how anything works. At all. Except affirmative action.

Not so.  He knows how to play the media like a fiddle.

Posted by: pep at December 18, 2013 01:02 PM (6TB1Z)

338 Hey....maybe I'm the first to notice, but Jay Carney is an ass. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ------------- Damn! I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but you've hit the nail on the head.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at December 18, 2013 01:02 PM (aDwsi)

339 JammyTwink would be a perfect candidate for a Partisan Taunting degree "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. " Oh, I thought you said Parisian taunting.

Posted by: --- at December 18, 2013 01:02 PM (MMC8r)

340  I'm wondering why pajamaboy hasn't been ID'd yet.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 04:59 PM (h4eud)

 

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

 

Because FB and twitter can be a real motherfucker sometimes.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 01:02 PM (LVAyz)

341 I'm wondering why pajamaboy hasn't been ID'd yet. Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman

They found him dead in the tub from apparent auto erotic asphyxiation.  He used the enema cord he and his mother shared.  Tragic.  Very tragic.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 01:03 PM (MNq6o)

342 Spent a day at my SiL's a little over a week ago. Her stepson was very helpful to me as we loaded furniture on a truck for me to cart south. Great kid, but his phone conversations with friends were shot clean through with "Bro this" and "Bro that". "Bro" is the new "like, ya know"...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 18, 2013 01:04 PM (HsTG8)

343 An ABC News reporter asked this question?

SHIT.
GOT.
REAL.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 18, 2013 01:04 PM (wtvvX)

344 330 >> Theatre Major???
 
That took longer than I expected.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 18, 2013 01:04 PM (wNF3N)

345 @ 283:  I'm in,   as long as it has a satin sharknado hoodie too.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at December 18, 2013 01:04 PM (9u2hL)

346 I'm wondering why pajamaboy hasn't been ID'd yet.

Prolly a photoshop generated face because of the last debacle with a real person.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 18, 2013 01:04 PM (70Unk)

347 Who admits to being the national dweeb? He's prolly shaved his head and got contacts. And a soul patch

Posted by: Thunderb at December 18, 2013 01:05 PM (zOTsN)

348 Here's the YouTube link I mentioned above: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GmY8KH03rM

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at December 18, 2013 01:05 PM (kI8sg)

349 I saw Satin Sharknado Hoodie in my cousin's backyard in '84.

Posted by: eleven at December 18, 2013 01:06 PM (fsLdt)

350 As if we've not already gone too far down the rabbit hole of profound fruity unseriousness, check out what Reason uncovered: The Obamacare ad for gay guys. It appears it's not a parody. Real. In earnest. http://preview.tinyurl.com/llyys66

Posted by: jakeman at December 18, 2013 01:06 PM (vH4YP)

351 Hankerin' for some hot cocoa?  Come on over to healthcare dot gov -- we'll leave the flap down for ya.

Posted by: Barack O'Debt at December 18, 2013 01:06 PM (KQp38)

352 Who admits to being the national dweeb?

In his subculture, this ad raises his status.  He can drink free of this for weeks.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 01:06 PM (ZKzrr)

353 >>>But no man wants to think of himself ... as a twee goof in footie pajamas.


Exactly what came to mind when I first saw the ad.  Who the hell relates to and wants to be this dweb, ...even if one is this dweb?

Posted by: dogfish at December 18, 2013 01:07 PM (nsOJa)

354 347 Thunderb at December 18, 2013 05:05 PM (zOTsN)

WitSec gave him a new identity...he is Samuel L Johnson's stunt double....

"My name is mothafarkin' Vick Furry motherfucker!"

//Pajama L Johnson

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 01:07 PM (9jfyN)

355 Hankerin' for some hot cocoa? Come on over to healthcare dot gov -- we'll leave the flap down for ya.

Posted by: Barack O'Debt at December 18, 2013 05:06 PM (KQp3

 

 

------------------------------------------------

 

 

   Threadwinner.

Posted by: Soona at December 18, 2013 01:08 PM (LVAyz)

356 He can drink free of this for weeks.

----


Good for him.   Those frothy little fru fru fruity drinks with the little umbrellas are a little pricey.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 18, 2013 01:08 PM (nELVU)

357 100% Self-absorbed
0% Awareness

Noah Smith ‏@Noahpinion

For God's sake, what decade do you think you're living in? Pajama Boy makes 10x the money you do, and bangs your girlfriend.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 18, 2013 01:08 PM (B0gqn)

358 >>>But no man wants to think of himself ... as a twee goof in footie pajamas.

There are adult fat men who dress up in diapers.  There's your target audience.

Posted by: Dang at December 18, 2013 01:08 PM (MNq6o)

359 I just had the worst dream.

Posted by: Red Plaid Onesie at December 18, 2013 01:09 PM (P6QIG)

360 For the first time since 2000 the U.S. will not send a president, former president, first lady or vice president to the Olympic Games.

http://is.gd/I5KpsM

Well, duh.  It's cold in Sochi and the shopping sucks.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 01:10 PM (ZKzrr)

361

Cocoa sipping, footie jammie boy makes me want to drive a few hundred miles to the beach just so I can bring back some sand to kick in his face.

Posted by: Warden at December 18, 2013 01:10 PM (HzhBE)

362 350 As if we've not already gone too far down the rabbit hole of profound fruity unseriousness, check out what Reason uncovered: The Obamacare ad for gay guys. It appears it's not a parody. Real. In earnest. http://preview.tinyurl.com/llyys66 Posted by: jakeman at December 18, 2013 05:06 PM (vH4YP) Ho Rhee Chit!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars [/i] [/b] [/s] at December 18, 2013 01:10 PM (HsTG8)

363 All of these ads are by people that think "Girls" is the greatest tv show of a generation.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 18, 2013 01:10 PM (RPL15)

364 Pajama Boy is a member of MSNBC political team.

Posted by: dantesed at December 18, 2013 01:10 PM (88xKn)

365 359 Red Plaid Onesie at December 18, 2013 05:09 PM (P6QIG)

YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU WERE THERE, and YOU TOO!

//Red Plaid Onesie to Crabs, Choad growth, and psoriasis

Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 01:11 PM (9jfyN)

366 Nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 18, 2013 01:11 PM (qc7at)

367 We're adding a third shift. Sales are through the roof!

Posted by: Acme Adult-Onesie Manufacturer at December 18, 2013 01:11 PM (P6QIG)

368 So.  It's getting to be cool, if not mainstream, to mock Da One?

Hey, people, we were on board -- and running -- that train in 2008.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 18, 2013 01:11 PM (BDU/a)

369 The Obamacare ad for gay guys. It appears it's not a parody. Real. In earnest. I'd like to believe you, I really would. But I may not get an erection. Ever. Again.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at December 18, 2013 01:11 PM (6Nqkf)

370 352 Who admits to being the national dweeb? In his subculture, this ad raises his status. He can drink free of this for weeks. Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 18, 2013 05:06 PM (ZKzrr) Woohoo! All the wheatgrass I can handle!

Posted by: Dork in a onesie at December 18, 2013 01:13 PM (RPL15)

371 The gay Obamacare ad was really, really bad. Can it get any worse?......oh, no, I shouldn't have asked that. :^(

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 01:14 PM (BC6cY)

372 371 FenelonSpoke at December 18, 2013 05:14 PM (BC6cY)

I'd pay good money to see how they blitz Zombie's neck of the woods...


Posted by: sven10077 at December 18, 2013 01:14 PM (9jfyN)

373 He may or may not be gayer than Twilight but he's certainly some sort of faggot.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at December 18, 2013 01:18 PM (DL2i+)

374 I find it disturbing that all of these ads portray white people in a poor light. Why not throw in a few minorities to ridicule, too? (Or, was THAT the point here?)

Posted by: MuddleVanHeck at December 18, 2013 01:18 PM (/UWjT)

375 Why use a ridiculous archetype of Peter Pan syndrome in an Obamacare ad? Maybe so they can accuse opponents of Obamacare of homophobia. Makes about as much sense as anything they do. BTW, how come so many of the Obamacare ad people are white?

Posted by: Iskivar at December 18, 2013 01:23 PM (KQZd+)

376 I got the nickname Obreezy because the poop flap of my onesie wouldn't stay snapped.

Posted by: BuhRock Obreezy at December 18, 2013 01:36 PM (nbGZj)

377 What does Hitler have to say about Pajama boy?

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 01:37 PM (h4eud)

378 Adults in onesies makes me think of those stores that cater to adult babies.

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 01:39 PM (h4eud)

379 Fuck, I thought that stooge in the flannel pajamas was Rachel Maddow.  It's an actual male?  Pulling up a cup of cocoa to talk health coverage?  Fuck.

Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at December 18, 2013 01:40 PM (kUgpq)

380 I have a son!

Posted by: The Chicken at December 18, 2013 01:43 PM (OPzNA)

381 At least Karl didn't say "Bronco Bama".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 01:45 PM (LSDdO)

382 I am trying to keep score here at home, does playing the gay card trump the race card?

Posted by: anon at December 18, 2013 01:51 PM (DEsFp)

383 Just think, the mistakes have gotten so bad and He looks so incompetent that Valerie Jarrett is doing interviews swearing that she's not the power behind the throne.

That's bad when your handler denies you.

You can see them trying to move him over to the trap door in the floor.

*just a little more to the left sir*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Unexpurgated Edition) at December 18, 2013 01:54 PM (LSDdO)

384

Just noticed that the Brosurance guy is wearing American Flag shorts. 

 

Appalled but not surprised

 

Stay classy, O-care

Posted by: ZBBMcFate at December 18, 2013 01:55 PM (Hj9yW)

385 Are all the ads aimed at young men? Why does Obama and the donks hate women so much!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Jesse Pinkman at December 18, 2013 02:02 PM (h4eud)

386 I got it! Since MSNBC is all fired up to make sure everyone has "mincome", let's just refer to the new insurance act as "minge-surance".

Posted by: sixgunsam at December 18, 2013 02:04 PM (YuX06)

387 Dad:  Son, I found you a job today.

Pajama Boy:  A.... job .... okay.... where, Dad?

Dad: At the Walmart warehouse.  I know a guy who works there.  They need people to unload trucks.  Are you listening?

Pajama Boy: hhhhhhhhhhkkhhhhakhh ...  (eyes wide hives, can't breathe .. sweaty palms)

Posted by: mrp at December 18, 2013 02:04 PM (HjPtV)

388

These people are moronic.  its not a marketing issue, its a cost issue and remains a cost issue.

no amount of advertising can fix what's wrong with Obamacare.  I can view advertising for patek philippe watches all day long, and someone could pay 50% of my cost to purchase said watch for me, and I still wouldn't be able to afford it.

this is an unserious administration, staffed by a bunch of lightweights who sit around a table and decide in a vacuum how to resolve intractable problems that have been around for decades, yet they believe, in a childlike, naïve, everyone wins fashion that their shallow 'solutions' are somehow keen insights that escaped every previous administration.

Posted by: biff at December 18, 2013 02:21 PM (8DvKo)

389 Dammit all, did I miss another change in what was cool? I thought we were still on B-Rock O'bizzle, Preezy of the Steezy. Is that not cool now?

Posted by: Karusky at December 18, 2013 07:29 PM (wtCU5)

390 "Smell my finger. Does she smell insured?"

That is the funniest god-damned thing I've read this week. Thanks!

Posted by: jbspry at December 18, 2013 07:37 PM (vZrwS)

391 TechCrunch has learned about noted technology investor Tim Draper’s plan to split California into six separate states, including a Northern California slice appropriately named “Silicon Valley.” Draper shared his vision with TechCrunch tonight. He says he’s submitting a polished version to the state’s Attorney General in the form of a ballot proposition proposal within the next 48 hours. “Six Californias” already has a campaign website up and is eager for an army of volunteers.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 21, 2013 06:28 PM (e8kgV)

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