March 28, 2013
— Ace Pretty good!
And welcome back, commenters! After the comments were down for two hours, I started to wig out -- without interaction, this site is pretty dead. Plus, as I was the only one talking (well, and Drew and Maetenloch), I became suddenly aware of the silence and realized, "Shit, I have to work. I have to post stuff."
Also a big welcome back to Albie Damned, who I'm told is out of surgery and now able to play in the comments again!
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Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 09:52 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 09:52 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 09:52 AM (XYSwB)
Congrats Albie.
I had some epic comments to make during the "GREAT BLACKOUT OF 2013" (tm) (f you weather channel), all lost to history.
But seriously guys, see Alfonzo's PJTV response to Nesbitt.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 09:53 AM (IY7Ir)
Posted by: taylork at March 28, 2013 09:53 AM (ppNDn)
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 28, 2013 09:53 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 09:53 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: taylork at March 28, 2013 09:54 AM (ppNDn)
Keys hovering over the keyboard...
Disturbingly true. I have concluded I need to make more of an effort to get a life, and I'm not one of the prolific posters. Those guys are just sad. *ducks*
Posted by: pep at March 28, 2013 09:55 AM (YXmuI)
I don't mind shouldering the heavy load, Ace. I do it for you.
I'll just toss this out for now:
Jim Carrey? Must be one for the cables. -- Charlie Gibson
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 28, 2013 09:56 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Slow Train Joe Biden at March 28, 2013 09:57 AM (cvrr4)
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 28, 2013 09:58 AM (YYJjz)
>>>And welcome back, commenters!
We never left you. It was you who left us...or something.
Get Well, Soon - Albie!
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 09:58 AM (kfCWm)
Posted by: L, elle at March 28, 2013 09:58 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 09:59 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 10:00 AM (Kpn/z)
Posted by: oblig. at March 28, 2013 10:00 AM (cePv8)
Ace, what are you talking about??? We "commenters" are just the voices in your head. We didn't go anywhere.
We're always with you ... with you ... with you
Posted by: imp at March 28, 2013 10:01 AM (oGrkY)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 10:01 AM (wR+pz)
>>>I bet ace shed a tear when we returned.
I love that commercail.
That wasn't an actual Ewok, though. It was just some WOP actor in a pair of Dr. Denton's.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 10:02 AM (kfCWm)
Hey, Ace.. the Meggy Mac stuff was pure gold.. except where other tweeters tried their hand at humor.. amateurs!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 10:02 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2013 10:02 AM (8Fpuh)
Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 10:03 AM (Fely/)
Posted by: Slow Train Joe Biden at March 28, 2013 10:03 AM (cvrr4)
Posted by: taylork at March 28, 2013 01:53 PM (ppNDn)
You don't see a difference between the 2 words?
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 10:03 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 10:03 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: BignJames at March 28, 2013 10:03 AM (H9MGI)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 10:04 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 10:04 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 10:04 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 10:04 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 10:05 AM (vanqS)
and then Watson was being a midget with hirsute toes....
okay...wife rather enjoyed Elementary....
thanks for the advice on 'er...once I forced myself to accept Watson's "coming out" and post-op status it all worked.
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 10:06 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 10:06 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2013 10:06 AM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 10:06 AM (8sCoq)
well you spent hours teasing us with topics!
it was pure torture!
and i thought i was banned even though banned was not mentioned on that string of stuff on my screen trying to click on comments
Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 10:06 AM (nqBYe)
So did EoJ in the last thread. That roomful of drunken women better watch next week though.
Posted by: EC at March 28, 2013 10:06 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 10:06 AM (r2PLg)
http://tinyurl.com/chputfq
Looks like Saturday to me, NOT Thursday. Course, I am not Catholic. Episcopalians go my the old rule, unless you are ghey, then you can do what ever you want.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:01 PM (wR+pz)::::
There's your answer, Splitter. Lent for Catholics ends at the beginning of the Mass of the Lord's Supper.
I don't know what Episcopalians do while they're waiting to be cast into the Eternal Hellfire.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 10:06 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 10:07 AM (f9c2L)
Good video. But if you're going to say "ass" repeatedly in your song, just go ahead and not bleep "motherfuckers".
Not sure where I weigh in on this, but you'll take 'assfuckers' from my cold dead hands!
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 28, 2013 10:07 AM (vN7SY)
Posted by: Jeff B. at March 28, 2013 10:07 AM (bcLhD)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 28, 2013 10:07 AM (Zd/NW)
Posted by: Whoppee Shitberg at March 28, 2013 10:08 AM (cvrr4)
dambit.
Posted by: elevenwing at March 28, 2013 10:08 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 10:08 AM (1WM2H)
Sorry, elevenwing. I'll give that up for Lent next year.
Which will also end on Holy Thursday for Catholics, FYI.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 10:09 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2013 10:09 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 28, 2013 10:09 AM (cvrr4)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 10:10 AM (wR+pz)
Here in Saudi Canuckia, it used to be on certain stations and at certain times the 'mother' in motherfucker would get censored.
The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Vice never gave me an adequate explanation as to why. But the ass-canings were instructive.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 28, 2013 10:10 AM (vN7SY)
All of us down at the Brattleboro WomanÂ’s Reproductive and Pregnancy Decision Center think that states should put next to your picture on yoor drivers lysense whether you are a person of color and your sexuall orientation so that police can treat you properlly. This way there will bee less prederjiuce and people when then treat each other in the appropriate mannter so not too affend you. There would be less crime and more love in this world if we all had this stuff on your primarry ID.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 28, 2013 10:10 AM (HlUFk)
Posted by: taylork at March 28, 2013 10:10 AM (ppNDn)
and I see "build it...make me green sven...harvest comets...terraform me...make me a new world....
and the moonbat sees 'money that could have been spent on Fluke's Vajajay'
sigh
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 10:10 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 10:10 AM (r2PLg)
I think the hardest part of having to watch Ace post unmolested last night was the inability to call him "homo."
Sure, there's Twitter, but it just isn't the same.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 10:10 AM (CJjw5)
Lent just started.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 28, 2013 10:10 AM (imJLZ)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (CJjw5)
Probably pretty much what we Jews do: point and laugh.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2013 10:11 AM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 10:12 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 28, 2013 10:12 AM (B/VB5)
Errrr...ahhh....the Prevention of Vice. Here comes another ass caning.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 28, 2013 10:12 AM (vN7SY)
And, how many perfect comments were thought of, then dismissed with a sigh.
Keys hovering over the keyboard...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 01:53 PM (XYSwB)
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Comments>back>F5>comments>back>F5>...............
Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 10:12 AM (94uTl)
Yep, my five year old gave up "computer" for Lent. But since Sundays don't count, she now calls them computer sundays.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 10:12 AM (IY7Ir)
Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 10:12 AM (nqBYe)
I got kicked out of divinity school....
and that is "okay" mom couldn't afford it anyway.....
were they orange?
I got a detention for my orange socks in public school once.
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 10:12 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at March 28, 2013 10:13 AM (YYJjz)
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 10:13 AM (kfCWm)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 10:13 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 10:13 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: BignJames at March 28, 2013 10:13 AM (H9MGI)
Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at March 28, 2013 10:13 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 10:14 AM (CJjw5)
It seems to me that if a person is going to get offended at the word "motherfucker" there's a 98% chances they'd get offended over the gratuitous use of "ass" as well.
I gave up coveting my neighbour's ass for Lent. Was stuck coveting only the ass of the missus.
Thank God it's Holy Thursday!
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at March 28, 2013 10:14 AM (vN7SY)
Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 10:14 AM (nqBYe)
I know! Right!? No content for two whole hours. Painful.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 28, 2013 10:14 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Marcus at March 28, 2013 10:15 AM (y39mg)
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 28, 2013 10:15 AM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Harold the Hammer at March 28, 2013 10:15 AM (cvrr4)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2013 10:15 AM (CniSD)
Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 10:15 AM (mjR67)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2013 10:16 AM (S7KLd)
if there's one thing the latest debauching of society has taught me jeff it is "we're all homos now"
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 10:16 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 28, 2013 10:16 AM (Zd/NW)
Keep your meat hooks off my stuff.
Posted by: Sean Bannion, Channeling Francis Soyer at March 28, 2013 10:17 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 10:17 AM (wR+pz)
>>>After the comments were down for two hours
Consider it as training to be Master of your Domain.
Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2013 10:17 AM (VndSC)
They spend a large portion of their lives getting smoke blown up their ass for just how literally awesome they are, all while pretending to be someone else, getting fed thoughts, feelings and dialogue.
As they age, they start to think that people are actually interested in what THEY have to say, all the while they've had fewer and fewer personal thoughts the more roles they play and can't remember whether they're them or someone they played on TV.
The fact that actions have had no consequences for a vast majority of their lives, they say and do whatever they want and will be rewarded for it regardless.
They're children of the corn, but different.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 10:17 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 28, 2013 10:18 AM (imJLZ)
Yeah, fine.
But first I want my flying f'ng CAR.
Dammit, we were promised flying cars.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 10:18 AM (Kpn/z)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 45% more DOOM! at March 28, 2013 10:18 AM (xAtAj)
Hmmm..... interesting thought....
Supervillians in BatMan movies HAVE led to more deaths, than MY guns have...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 28, 2013 10:19 AM (lZBBB)
Posted by: L, elle at March 28, 2013 10:19 AM (0PiQ4)
Posted by: clemenza at March 28, 2013 10:19 AM (HMQ8k)
thank me later, i smell mulchy.
Posted by: willow-ette at March 28, 2013 02:16 PM (nqBYe)
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 10:19 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Out of Cubicle Sabbatical at March 28, 2013 10:20 AM (cvrr4)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2013 02:15 PM (CniSD)
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Someone needs to inform the Catholics about this.
Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 10:20 AM (94uTl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 02:06 PM (IY7Ir)
>>>I never bought that garbage. You're supposed to be sacrificing something during lent. Not just sacrificing for six days indulging for one and them going back to your six day sacrifice.
Common misconception. If you have a sacrifice for lent, e.g. gave up video games. That remains in effect on Sunday. If you have a fast for lent, e.g. gave up steak, it would be inappropriate to observe it on Sunday, as every Sunday during lent is a feast day. Lent continues unabated through the Sundays, it is only sacrifices which involve a nutritious element that should not be observed.
Oh by the way. Your sacrifice or devotion is totally between you and God.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 28, 2013 10:20 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 10:20 AM (mjR67)
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 10:21 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Jet Screamer at March 28, 2013 10:21 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Pixy's hamster at March 28, 2013 10:21 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 10:21 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 28, 2013 10:21 AM (QF8uk)
Posted by: Saint Vlad at March 28, 2013 10:22 AM (cvrr4)
a lot more chance of us getting our flying cars if we were say 1 million folk total on a planet the size of mars......
"wheee"
one of my favorite lines out of the martian Chronicles NBC mini-series was where dude flew off 1500 klicks to get away from Ms Peters...
Posted by: sven10077-ArkLaTex travelogue and Researcher at March 28, 2013 10:22 AM (LRFds)
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 28, 2013 10:23 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 28, 2013 10:23 AM (Ud5vq)
Posted by: Joe "Slow Train" Biden at March 28, 2013 10:23 AM (cvrr4)
When do y'all do the liturgy where everything's draped in black, no candles or flowers, and they read Jesus' last words, and kill the lights after "it is finished" and everyone walks out silently, mourning?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 10:23 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2013 10:23 AM (S7KLd)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 28, 2013 10:24 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Lincolntf at March 28, 2013 10:25 AM (ZshNr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 10:25 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2013 10:25 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 10:25 AM (hNqVf)
When Meggy Mac's show starts.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 10:26 AM (IY7Ir)
So Catholics can't touch themselves until Saturday?
Someone needs to put up the 10-hour Kate Upton dancing video that was linked on last night's ONT.
The tortures of the inquisition.
Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 10:26 AM (94uTl)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 10:26 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 28, 2013 10:26 AM (Ud5vq)
Doesn't seem hard to fix, but that's just me.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 10:26 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2013 10:27 AM (S7KLd)
:::Homos are Theatrical.
EoJ is Theatrical.
Therefore all Homos are EoJ.
This is known as the fallacy of the undistributed middle Pez dispenser.::::
I dare any of you faggots to sit on my lap and say that to my face.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 10:27 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 10:27 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Albie Damned at March 28, 2013 10:27 AM (BR9JS)
Posted by: Joe "Slow Train" Biden at March 28, 2013 02:23 PM (cvrr4)
We, at the Dept. of Transportation, recently hired Michael Mann, well known Mathematitican and Statistician, and he discovered that indeed, we DO have High Speed Rail...
After renorming the Data, we find that Trains in the past went significantly slower, and so we have redefined High Speed...
Thus, our investment has given us postive results... and in fact, in the very near future, trains will be traveling Eleventy Miles per hour...
Posted by: DOT at March 28, 2013 10:27 AM (lZBBB)
Lent the observance technically ends prior to the mass of Holy Thursday signifying the last supper.
You may keep your sacrifice or devotion until the resurrection if you want. No one is making you do it anyway. It is encouraged to keep them all the way until resurrection as part of the celebration of the passion. But yes Lent ends Thursday night.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 28, 2013 10:28 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at March 28, 2013 10:28 AM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 28, 2013 10:28 AM (CniSD)
Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 10:28 AM (mjR67)
Posted by: MoeRon at March 28, 2013 10:29 AM (xrGeT)
Those are the headlines and memes you'll be seeing when the DJIA hits 15K.
Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 02:25 PM (hNqVf)
0.4% Growth...
The DOW number is such a farce it's not even funny. Anyone who buys into THAT number actually meaning something is a tool.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 10:29 AM (xmcEQ)
>>>The media is so full of shit.
I also read they found a loaded 12 gauge shotgun in the glove compartment.
Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2013 10:29 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 10:29 AM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 28, 2013 10:29 AM (Ud5vq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 10:29 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Ed Anger at March 28, 2013 10:29 AM (tOkJB)
Posted by: Captain Faptastic at March 28, 2013 10:29 AM (cvrr4)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 28, 2013 10:30 AM (WD0KF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 10:30 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 28, 2013 10:30 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 28, 2013 10:30 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Beagle at March 28, 2013 10:30 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (CJjw5)
That would seem kinda gay.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 10:31 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Albie Damned at March 28, 2013 10:31 AM (BR9JS)
Sure, but I don't think I'm making any trips to Mars in the near future.
(unless they perfect whole body transplants real soon. And I get rich off Powerball. Then I'd still have to get on a flight list.)
Whereas a flying car is being built RIGHT NOW.
But the GD government regs and other stuffy FAA types are keeping it out of production.
I might even settle for one of those sky dives in a Yugo.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 10:31 AM (Kpn/z)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2013 10:31 AM (SY2Kh)
:::Also, EofJ the link I gave you clearly show that their is a disagreement as to Sat or Thursday.::::
Of course there's disagreement. It's the Internet. Its primary purpose is for telling strangers that they're wrong.
However, I very recently went through RCIA. And yes, you get to see people argue with deacons and priests about "what they were told" when they were young about this or that concerning the Catholic Church.
The Catholic Church has its own rules. When in doubt, I ask one of its officials.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 10:31 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: soothie at March 28, 2013 10:32 AM (/v7wy)
The actual cannon is "one meal"
with stipulations that IF for the sake of safety or health you need to have a snack to clear away the dizzies you can have up to two snacks. But only insomuch as it is required to keep you alive and safe. If you are just eating because you are hungry you are wrong. If you are about to space out and do something dangerous that might result in harm to yourself or others, have a snack.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 28, 2013 10:32 AM (0q2P7)
>>>>This increasing darkness symbolizes the approaching darkness of Jesus' death and of hopelessness in the world without God. The service concludes in darkness, sometimes with a final candle, the Christ candle, carried out of the sanctuary, symbolizing the death of Jesus. A loud noise may also sound symbolizing the closing of Jesus' tomb. The worshipers then leave in silence to ponder the impact of Christ's death and await the coming Resurrection.
This is also the time for Baron Samedi [Baron Saturday] the voodoun Lua. The belief is that while Christ is in the afterlife and Hell rescuing souls, the Devil rules the earth for a day.
Posted by: Bigby's Bunny-Ear Fingers at March 28, 2013 10:33 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Michael Mann at March 28, 2013 10:33 AM (cvrr4)
Posted by: MoeRon at March 28, 2013 10:33 AM (xrGeT)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 10:33 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 10:33 AM (r2PLg)
You can have my penicillin when you pry it from my cold dead hand.
Posted by: Jollyroger at March 28, 2013 10:33 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 28, 2013 10:33 AM (Ud5vq)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 10:34 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Poor Computer Geek [/i] at March 28, 2013 10:34 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 28, 2013 10:34 AM (cvrr4)
Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 10:34 AM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:27 PM (CJjw5)
That would seem kinda gay.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 02:31 PM (xmcEQ) :::
What kind of homophobe would say something like that? Probably one who wasn't very comfortable with his own sexuality, homo.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 10:34 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: joeindc44 says God bless Francis I at March 28, 2013 10:35 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 28, 2013 10:35 AM (FWmTq)
Some people had to negotiate with me not to walk out during the damn sermon.
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 02:21 PM (r2PLg)
They would have had to negotiate with me to not blow his fucking head off.
Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2013 10:35 AM (FMbng)
Lent just started.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 28, 2013 02:10 PM (imJLZ)
If you're Russian orthodox.
Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 28, 2013 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 10:35 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 10:36 AM (A7Wh1)
Drive to work and back home.
I call it "workation"
Posted by: elevenwing at March 28, 2013 10:36 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 10:36 AM (wR+pz)
It was 1964. My father-in-law had moved from Crescent City, CA to Arcata not long before the tsunami.
Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 10:37 AM (mjR67)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2013 10:37 AM (jucos)
Note they kept saying "included" this or "including" that. As if there was MORE but the list would be vast to print or something.
Oh, and you forgot the .22 starter pistol.
My favorite was the statement "Included over a thousand rounds . . ".
Hell THAT'S LOW for the average gun owner.
It's good to know I have an ARSENAL in my home.
I feel all FEISTY and stuff.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 10:37 AM (Kpn/z)
Yeah, me too. I was confused about the Catholics "we don't have Mass" but Paul Zummo explained it and now I understand.
When I was a little kid, I'd cry in the car on the way home because Jesus was dead.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 10:37 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: joeindc44 says God bless Francis I at March 28, 2013 10:37 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 10:37 AM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 10:37 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 10:37 AM (9Bj8R)
Detroit, can probably buy a whole frigging hotel for $5.
Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2013 10:37 AM (FMbng)
I also read they found a loaded 12 gauge shotgun in the glove compartment.
Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2013 02:29 PM (VndSC)
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I saw that too. Stupid assmunchers.
Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 10:37 AM (94uTl)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 10:37 AM (wR+pz)
It's also Holi. Do we have any Hindu Morons?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 10:39 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: joeindc44 says God bless Francis I at March 28, 2013 10:39 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: Zombie Trayvon at March 28, 2013 10:39 AM (wR+pz)
Haha! My 60,000+ record account update just finished. After an hour and twenty minutes!
FUCK YOU, server. Hope you didn't have anything else you needed to run in the meantime, you slow piece of shit.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 10:39 AM (CJjw5)
Posted by: DiogenesLamp at March 28, 2013 10:40 AM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 28, 2013 02:34 PM (CJjw5)
No, I have no fear of gays.
I just don't sit in men's laps as that appears to be something that would be kinda gay. You're welcome to ask guys to sit in your lap, being all comfortable and all. Enjoy. Call yourself Santa if you want.
I'm just not taking part.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 10:40 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2013 10:40 AM (jucos)
Can you turn the water cooler in the corner to tequila?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 10:41 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 10:41 AM (r2PLg)
I feel all FEISTY and stuff.
I used to have a couple dozen guns along with several pounds of smokeless powder for reloading.
Unfortunately they were stolen by a marauding band of left handed, one-eyed albino Communist midgets.
I would've reported it to the police, but I was afraid of retaliation.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2013 10:41 AM (SY2Kh)
Anyone know where I can go on an affordable vacation? I've got five dollars.
I would think $5 will get you a lap ride at the EoJ Bourbon Theme Park. Probably get xtra time if it's Canadian Dollars.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 10:42 AM (kfCWm)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 10:42 AM (Kpn/z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 02:35 PM (9Bj8R)
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Yup. Except you can disregard the "Total Recall" bullshit. You won't remember a thing.
Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 10:42 AM (94uTl)
Posted by: wankette at March 28, 2013 10:42 AM (kSBJy)
“Two B-2 bombers flew over South Korea today, demonstrating the US’s ability to conduct precision strikes at will,” the embassy tweeted in Korean and English.
... I can't believe the saber rattling by this cowboy President.
Posted by: Robert Oppenheimer at March 28, 2013 10:42 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2013 10:42 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at March 28, 2013 10:42 AM (WD0KF)
"She has to be OLDER!"
Shows you how detached from actual culture they are. Lucas wanted an imperfection that placed is character on the edge of likability. Which in the real world would be a man of 23 or 24 banging a 16yo. He went for an 11yo. Presumably because he thought 12, 13, 14, and 15 years old was just too ordinary an occurrence, not realizing that the audience would be appalled at 15 and disgusted by 14. Not realizing that? Well just a good look into depravity of the business.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose DOOMCASTER! at March 28, 2013 10:43 AM (0q2P7)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 10:43 AM (TAP/5)
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 10:43 AM (xmcEQ)
..........
We did the stations of the cross on Good Friday, if I recall correctly. The nuns ushered all the kids into church in the afternoon and it would be packed. Then all the girls would start passing out. You could hear their heads thumping into the pews as they went down. Of course, us boys were thinking it was hilarious..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 10:43 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 10:43 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 10:44 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 10:44 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (TAP/5)
Take the prescribed meds. You'll be fine.
Just pray you don't have to have one RE-DONE.
Worst 48 hours ever.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 10:45 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 10:45 AM (mjR67)
Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 28, 2013 10:46 AM (Ud5vq)
Posted by: Robert Oppenheimer at March 28, 2013 02:42 PM (e8kgV)
His handlers, I mean the Chinese said it was okay.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at March 28, 2013 10:46 AM (Kpn/z)
Posted by: joeindc44 says God bless Francis I at March 28, 2013 10:46 AM (QxSug)
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 10:46 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: USA at March 28, 2013 10:48 AM (RIg+t)
Posted by: zsasz at March 28, 2013 10:48 AM (MMC8r)
Spielberg - "She has to be OLDER!"
Bob Menendez - " Let's not be too judgemental, here, Steven. I like where George is going with this."
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 10:49 AM (kfCWm)
... but I'm sure that Democrats would still defend his right to vote
... even now that he is dead.
Posted by: George McGovern's Brain at March 28, 2013 10:49 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 28, 2013 10:49 AM (KjlbF)
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 28, 2013 10:49 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 10:49 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (TAP/5)
I'm a 4-time veteran. Ask me anything.
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 02:44 PM (8sCoq)
Hmmm.... open wide....
(and 1 Internetz to whoever gets this reference.... LOL)
Posted by: That DOCTOR Orin Scrivello DDS at March 28, 2013 10:49 AM (lZBBB)
>I'm about to have my first root canal.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (TAP/5)
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Don't let the dentist scare you when he says he's going to do something in your mouth.
Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 10:49 AM (94uTl)
Posted by: Bunghole at March 28, 2013 10:50 AM (cvrr4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 10:50 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 10:50 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2013 02:43 PM (TAP/5)
Demand more novacaine because they can never give you enough.
Posted by: joncelli, dodging the Zombies of Sequester at March 28, 2013 10:50 AM (RD7QR)
Don't worry. There's only a small chance they'll molest you while your knocked out. No greater than 1 in 4, tops.
Just don't fall for the old "A pelvic exam is a normal part of the procedure" trick.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 28, 2013 10:51 AM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 28, 2013 10:51 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 10:52 AM (GFM2b)
Root Canal isn't really expensive when you consider what is being done.
A vasectomy is expensive. You could do that shit yourself. No reason anyone should charge more than $40 for a vasectomy.
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 10:52 AM (kfCWm)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2013 10:52 AM (jucos)
Posted by: Bigby's Bunny-Ear Fingers at March 28, 2013 10:52 AM (3ZtZW)
Regarding bleeped "motherfuckers"......
Watching "Rounders" on the semi-cable networks like FX is one of my favorite TV experiences. Mostly because I get to see a bunch of Jersey cops beat the shit out of Damon and Norton.
The other thing is, they bleep out every "motherfucker" in the film, but they leave in several instances of John Malkovich saying "yob tvoyu mat"......which is Russian for "fuck your mother". Gets me laughing every time.
Of course, I have to suspend my disbelief to imagine little Matty Damon as a stone-cold poker thug. Really?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2013 10:53 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 28, 2013 10:53 AM (j3uk1)
Then all the girls would start passing out. You could hear their heads thumping into the pews as they went down.
Out of respect for the season, I will refrain from the jokes.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 02:52 PM (GFM2b)
I guess I won't do it either. But my fingers were poised over the keyboard before I made that decision.
Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 10:54 AM (94uTl)
Posted by: Name Changed to avoid EOJ wrath [/i] at March 28, 2013 10:55 AM (feFL6)
Posted by: tasker at March 28, 2013 10:55 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: gigg at March 28, 2013 10:55 AM (41VCE)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2013 10:55 AM (rzNdC)
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2013 02:52 PM (kfCWm)
and if you are afraid i can help you out. even save you the cost of anesthesia
Posted by: willowettebobbit. at March 28, 2013 10:55 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 02:49 PM (3+QKS)
Drudge did report today that a guy died from a molar removal.....
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 10:55 AM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 10:55 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:55 PM (wR+pz)
Yeah, good luck with getting THAT.
I got 7.5/750's and was MISERABLE for 2 days....and they wouldn't change it.
Posted by: © Sponge at March 28, 2013 10:56 AM (xmcEQ)
CNN is reporting that Sandy Hook fuckhole had 1400 rounds of ammunition and a gun safe in his room.
Meh. 1400 rounds of 22lr will fit in a Flinstones lunchbox with room to spare.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2013 10:56 AM (TIIx5)
Posted by: willowettebobbit. at March 28, 2013 10:57 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: MoeRon at March 28, 2013 10:57 AM (xrGeT)
What the hell dentist are you guys going to that it hurts to have a root canal done?
Posted by: GMan at March 28, 2013 10:58 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 10:58 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 10:58 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 10:59 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: the bearded UNIX god at March 28, 2013 10:59 AM (j3uk1)
Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 10:59 AM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 10:59 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 28, 2013 10:59 AM (3+QKS)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 02:55 PM (wR+pz)
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I'm constantly amazed at the astute medical knowledge on this blog.
Posted by: Soona at March 28, 2013 10:59 AM (94uTl)
My DW is a dentist, and here's how it works.
1. They have to drill out, not just a cavity, but the entire root structure of the tooth, leaving the dentin and enamel shell.
2. Then they have to build up the interior somehow (posts and so forth, not to sure about this, she said it depends on what tooth it is and what is wrong with it...)
3.Then they have to cap it off.
So it's like getting a filling for your whole tooth.
Also it's so much cheaper to just remove the tooth... just sayin'
Posted by: RiverC at March 28, 2013 11:00 AM (El+h4)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2013 11:00 AM (TmyQl)
Posted by: Andy at March 28, 2013 11:00 AM (gxeKE)
Posted by: USA at March 28, 2013 11:01 AM (RIg+t)
Something tells me the Russians wouldn't be very offended by that. Those guys are some of the most eloquent crafters of profanity on the planet. Yobe tvayu mat na mogle tvyova otsa. Fuck your mother on the grave of your father.
Posted by: no good deed at March 28, 2013 11:01 AM (mjR67)
Posted by: Beagle at March 28, 2013 11:01 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at March 28, 2013 11:01 AM (Y+vNY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 11:01 AM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 11:02 AM (3+QKS)
>>>>What the hell dentist are you guys going to that it hurts to have a root canal done?
It's a combo deal with the $40 vasectomy.
Don't judge me!!!
Posted by: Bigby's Bunny-Ear Fingers at March 28, 2013 11:02 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 11:02 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 11:03 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at March 28, 2013 11:04 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: small town girl at March 28, 2013 11:04 AM (3Uy4y)
Can I have some?
Posted by: EC at March 28, 2013 11:05 AM (GQ8sn)
I dare any of you faggots to sit on my lap and say that to my face.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff
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Oo, oo, I will!
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 28, 2013 11:05 AM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 11:05 AM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 28, 2013 11:06 AM (jucos)
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 11:06 AM (3+QKS)
Posted by: Whatev at March 28, 2013 11:07 AM (A7Wh1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 11:07 AM (XYSwB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2013 11:07 AM (TmyQl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 11:08 AM (9Bj8R)
Oh - maybe it goes without sayin', but along with not fighting a land war in Asia there should be: Never get a root canal at a dental school.
No serious, you guys.
Posted by: Bigby's Bunny-Ear Fingers at March 28, 2013 11:08 AM (3ZtZW)
Jim CarreyÂ’s Latest Anti-Gun SCREAM FEST On TwitterÂ…
http://weaselzippers.us/2013/03/28/jim-carreys-latest-anti-gun-scream-fest-on-twitter/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2013 03:07 PM (XYSwB)
His bodyguard doesn't have 100 rounds on him? Carrey should fire him and get a professional one.
Posted by: EC at March 28, 2013 11:08 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Jones in CO at March 28, 2013 11:08 AM (8sCoq)
A small corner of my basement puts that so shame.
Posted by: Andy
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Then their heads would explode if they searched my room. I have more than that in 7.62x39 alone.
Posted by: Barney Frank at March 28, 2013 11:08 AM (uhftQ)
Pay in advance? Hell, I paid extra.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 28, 2013 11:09 AM (3+QKS)
Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 28, 2013 11:09 AM (feFL6)
Just got the Iowa test scores for my daughter. 96th percentile baby!.....
ok, she goes to Catholic school so basically she's grounded.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2013 11:09 AM (IY7Ir)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 11:09 AM (wR+pz)
We have one person faint every Pascha; sometimes it's a lady, sometimes it's a kid. Once it was one of the acolytes, carrying a metal fan. I guess the combination of the fasting going on Holy Saturday combined with standing for around 3 hours (with a bit of walking for a procession) really brings of the faint.
Posted by: RiverC at March 28, 2013 11:10 AM (El+h4)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 11:10 AM (GFM2b)
They left him there and stepped over him.
I thought he had split his head open. He woke up in a while and knelt back where he was.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 03:02 PM (wR+pz)
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We've never heard of such a thing. We must make people aware of the blatant disregard for health stemming from all this religious bullying.
These barbaric rituals must be stopped!
Posted by: MFM at March 28, 2013 11:11 AM (94uTl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2013 03:08 PM (9Bj8R)
So much to say......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2013 11:12 AM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 11:12 AM (GFM2b)
now if only he would pay for my bodyguard, and my childrens, and my security gated home . etc..
Posted by: willow at March 28, 2013 11:12 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 11:12 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 03:10 PM (GFM2b)
Does she have any hot friends you could call?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2013 11:13 AM (3Mkrp)
Posted by: Lucy's Ben Wa Balls at March 28, 2013 11:13 AM (jucos)
must be nice to think you are above everything. life is comfortably safe
he's quite smug.
Posted by: willow at March 28, 2013 11:13 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2013 11:14 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2013 11:14 AM (llx/S)
Posted by: Regular Moron at March 28, 2013 03:09 PM (feFL6)
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The dentist's prostate must have been acting up again.
Posted by: MFM at March 28, 2013 11:14 AM (94uTl)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 11:15 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: willow at March 28, 2013 11:15 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2013 11:15 AM (rzNdC)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2013 03:07 PM (TmyQl)
Wow. I must be growing up.
I did not type what I was thinking.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2013 11:15 AM (3Mkrp)
Abstinence and fasting, if I'm reading this right.
Me, I'm going to the House Of Revoltingly Large and Other Speciality Bras, the needlework shop across the street, and the zoo to see Ray, a sea lion from California who was rescued before he could be killed by totalitarian scrunts' dogs.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at March 28, 2013 11:16 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 11:18 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 28, 2013 11:19 AM (wR+pz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 28, 2013 11:19 AM (S7KLd)
..........
I had 2 wisdom teeth pulled at the Univ of Illinois dental school where I worked. Holy crap!
The instructor had a thick German accent, and I think this guy first practiced at Auschwitz. He used my lip as a fulcrum and all the while he's talking to the students and they're dipping in for a close-in look see.. That was the last time I went there.. free or not.. it wasn't worth it!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 28, 2013 11:21 AM (f9c2L)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at March 28, 2013 11:45 AM (hLRSq)
Ace,
That wasn't 'pretty good'.
That was fucking hilarious! I watched it twice back to back.
AND that was the kind of rich parody that Carrey utterly failed to achieve in his video.
Granted, the audio and visual production values weren't near as high as Carrey's vicious video. But they were decent enough. And the montage-editing in particular demonstrated excellent comedic timing.
But above all, the whole product - unlike Carrey's - was outright funny! (While being a damning indictment of that pompous Ass Carrey to boot.)
When Carrey sees that clip, he'll have to pretend like he's not envious of the superior comedic product - as well as pretend he's not resentful of being butt of the joke that he ironically set up.
I only wish I could see his stupid face watching his stupid face in that awesome video.
Posted by: _Dave_ at March 28, 2013 11:46 AM (J+Q+d)
Yes, it was even funnier the third time I saw it.
Just anticipating Carrey spinning around and talking out his ass in coordination with the lyrics was too much.
Three times out loud. - Too rich.
Posted by: _Dave_ at March 28, 2013 11:54 AM (J+Q+d)
Posted by: Bill sometimes Bill from Canada at March 28, 2013 12:47 PM (8zjf6)
By the way, the name of the guy who made the response video is Remy Munasifi. He is featured prominently on ReasonTV, and he has his own YouTube Channel. Apparently he's a young professional comedian who has been making parody videos for some years now. He is very funny, and his humor leans heavily libertarian / right of center.
Google: Remy's Occupy Wall Street Protest Song.
- At first it seems like it's going to suck, but give at least a minute and a half. It gets awesome.
Shame on me for never having heard of this guy before. We need more like him and more of his satire.
Posted by: _Dave_ at March 28, 2013 12:56 PM (J+Q+d)
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