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July 08, 2013

Revealed: MSNBC is "Official Obama Network," Says Disappointed Former Producer
— Ace

I know you all are still reeling from this mind-ripping disclosure, so I'll play some comforting music to let adjust to the strange new reality you find yourselves in.

Okay, if that didn't do it, play it seven or eight times until your brain heals.

Now that you've recovered, here's your informational LSD.

When it comes to issues of U.S. militarism and spying, the allegedly Â“progressiveÂ” MSNBC often seems closer to the Â“official network of the Obama White HouseÂ” than anything resembling an independent channel. With a few exceptions (especially Chris Hayes [10]), MSNBC has usually reacted to expanded militarism and surveillance by downplaying the abuses or defending them.
Had McCain or Romney defeated Obama and implemented the exact same policies, treating whistleblowers like Manning and Snowden as foreign espionage agents, one would expect MSNBC hosts to be loudly denouncing the Republican abuses of authority.

I see many of you are still too stunned to even comment "first." One guy apparently just had a seizure and commented, "HGOH{RU NQ{)UT_{U{)ON U NP(GIH." Another guy's all like "Aaaagggh!" like Mr. Book just psi-slammed him in Dark City.

So for those of you still trying to put the pieces of your soulpatterns back into working order, here's the nonthreatening musical stylings of Don "No Soul" Simmons.

More: It's a Father-Son MSNBC tag-team on Glenn Greenwald.

An MSNBC reporter's dad, who claims to be part of some "peacenet" dealio but who seems to be flacking in favor of Obama's spy state, criticized Greenwald, and Greenwald criticized back.

Then MSNBC reporter jumped in to say "f*** you" to Greenwald, but he didn't say it with like asterisks, he used Grown Up Language.

Posted by: Ace at 01:46 PM | Comments (172)
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1 Meh

Posted by: Gmac - Pondering the coming implosion at July 08, 2013 01:47 PM (IanLz)

2 First.

Posted by: BK at July 08, 2013 01:48 PM (T5IJ4)

3 The deuce, you say.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2013 01:48 PM (8ZskC)

4 My mind had gone blank.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at July 08, 2013 01:49 PM (codCi)

5 you pretend you're not bothered because you want to seem brave, but I know your worlds have come apart at their seams.

Posted by: ace at July 08, 2013 01:49 PM (/IWYB)

6 That elephant may be nothing but stop motion claymation with the bodily dimensions of a Dachsund, but by God, he's got rhythm.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 08, 2013 01:50 PM (CA2NO)

7 Nicely obscure Dark City reference!

Posted by: Vadermitch at July 08, 2013 01:50 PM (9xwle)

8 Maybe the baby elephant can take over as CEO of MSNBC and pull their noses out of Barry's butt with his trunk.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 08, 2013 01:50 PM (2y8mE)

9 you pretend you're not bothered because you want to seem brave, but I know your worlds have come apart at their seams. It's true. Now that they've admitted it, my life is meaningless.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 01:50 PM (Od7Cj)

10 I watch bits and pieces of MSNBC at times and am shocked by the upside down reality of it. Friends of mine who are otherwise seemingly normal in demeanor and maturity watch it and believe what they spew.

Posted by: Baldy at July 08, 2013 01:50 PM (tyDFN)

11 water is wet, sky is blue and women lie

Posted by: dillhole12 at July 08, 2013 01:51 PM (uURnG)

Who'd have guessed?

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 08, 2013 01:51 PM (HBAcW)

13 Yeah, they're covering up a lot for my main-man

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 08, 2013 01:51 PM (Pr6hk)

14 Hey over here. I'm doing my best too.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at July 08, 2013 01:52 PM (Pr6hk)

15
Wait.

Col. Parker was a real colonel, right?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 01:52 PM (GcwH1)

16 MSNBC is the pinnacle of journalism! This is obviously a disgruntled former employee spreading his sour grapes for you reichwingers to eat up.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at July 08, 2013 01:52 PM (9Bdcz)

17 Reporter (from Sanford) on the radio just said that the ME is expected to testify that the drugs in St. Trademark's system could have made him behave erratically that night. They made it sound like this could wrap the case up tomorrow.

Posted by: zsasz at July 08, 2013 01:52 PM (MMC8r)

18 Don't worry, your secret is safe. We'll never pay attention enough.

Posted by: The Low Information Voters at July 08, 2013 01:53 PM (HBAcW)

19 yeah, and the sky is blue.

dog bites man ( tastes like chicken )

Posted by: Mimi from the State of Miami at July 08, 2013 01:53 PM (omBWL)

20 you pretend you're not bothered because you want to seem brave, but I know your worlds have come apart at their seams.

I don't know how I'll be able to go on.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 08, 2013 01:53 PM (/kI1Q)

21 you pretend you're not bothered because you want to seem brave, but I know your worlds have come apart at their seams. Posted by: ace at July 08, 2013 05:49 PM (/IWYB) My worldview is utterly shattered, ace. I don't know how to go on in the face of this impossible, implausible revelation. Is it day? Is it night? Who am I? Where is my sandwich? All of these questions and dozens more swirl through the empty black void of my traumatized super-ego, like so many specks of stardust on the universal plain. *woe*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 08, 2013 01:53 PM (CA2NO)

22 Wait, there were drugs in Trayvon? I heard just Skittles.

Posted by: The Low Information Voters at July 08, 2013 01:54 PM (HBAcW)

23 There's no way. I'm not buying it. NBC is an honest and just corporation.

Posted by: © Sponge at July 08, 2013 01:54 PM (xmcEQ)

24 Dang sock.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 08, 2013 01:54 PM (HBAcW)

25 Shouldn't a king have his own networks

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 08, 2013 01:54 PM (Pr6hk)

26 MSNBC: Where breaking news comes for a massage and a blow job.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2013 01:54 PM (8ZskC)

27 I, I refuse to believe this. *rocks back and forth* It's unpossible!
The only thing that can put those soulpatterns back together in those bell jars over there is this: http://youtu.be/pmQTmFizuFY Another guy's all like "Aaaagggh!" like Mr. Book just psi-slammed him in Dark City. Welp. There's what I'm watching tonight.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 01:55 PM (VtjlW)

28 If it weren't for MSNBC, I wouldn't have any place to watch the Zimmerman Trial. They were hoping it would turn out differently I guess.

Posted by: FLOTUS at July 08, 2013 01:55 PM (zOTsN)

29 O/T: So...Tropical Storm Chantal on the way? Let me check something... NAME DATES MAX WIND (MPH) --------------------------------------------------- TS ANDREA 5-7 JUN 65 TS BARRY 17-20 JUN 45 --------------------------------------------------- A weak-ass beeyotch. Quelle surprise...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in his happy place at July 08, 2013 01:55 PM (zUi7I)

30 MSNBCPravda. Because, why not?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 08, 2013 01:55 PM (BKt+r)

31 No fucking shit Mr Cohen?

Dayum, color me surprised!

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at July 08, 2013 01:55 PM (vd7A8)

32 I a stunning display of something approaching competence, Judge Orca allowed defense testimony to be introduced tomorrow showing that TrayTable was stoned when he went on his kamikazi mission against the White Hispanic

Posted by: Mimi from the State of Miami at July 08, 2013 01:55 PM (omBWL)

33 MSNBCPravda.

Because, why not?

Because we have standards. That's why not.

Posted by: Pravda at July 08, 2013 01:56 PM (8ZskC)

34 I like Rufus Sewell. He should get more work.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at July 08, 2013 01:56 PM (codCi)

35 Of course, the same is also true of pretty much every other network (except Fox).

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 08, 2013 01:56 PM (BKt+r)

36 In before the other Louis Renault is shocked quotes begin. . .

Posted by: Louis Renault at July 08, 2013 01:57 PM (8wqqE)

37 Claymation elephants are hypnotic

Posted by: Thunderbird at July 08, 2013 01:57 PM (zOTsN)

38 I a stunning display of something approaching competence, Judge Orca allowed defense testimony to be introduced tomorrow showing that TrayTable was stoned when he went on his kamikazi mission against the White Hispanic

PRO TIP: Never go full kangaroo.

Posted by: Judge Orca at July 08, 2013 01:57 PM (8ZskC)

Next thing you know, someone somewhere will come out with a revelation that the Administration is using the government as a political weapon against conservatives.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 08, 2013 01:57 PM (HBAcW)

40 "35 MSNBCPravda. Because, why not? Because we have standards. That's why not. Posted by: Pravda at July 08, 2013 05:56 PM (8ZskC) " Ha! Well played. :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 08, 2013 01:57 PM (BKt+r)

41 #10 My best friend from high school is an avid MSNBC watcher. She once told me Keith Olbermann was her favorite, because she loved his sarcasm.

I now see her about 3 times a year and we discuss nothing but children and general stuff like restaurants and inconsequential things.

It's like she got frozen in the politics of our youth, when we were both liberals. I grew out of it, but she didn't.

Posted by: Miss Marple at July 08, 2013 01:57 PM (GoIUi)

42 Quite confounding. I have always found MSNBC to uphold the highest in journalistic standards.

Posted by: Dan Rather at July 08, 2013 01:57 PM (Pr6hk)

43 All of these questions and dozens more swirl through the empty black void of my traumatized super-ego, like so many specks of stardust on the universal plain. *woe* Shorter MWR: Life is a swirling, sucking eddy of despair, punctuated by brief moments of false hope, in an ever-blackening universe.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 01:57 PM (Od7Cj)

44 So first the CEO of MSNBC says 'News isn't really our thing' and now this producer says they are the Obama Channel. Is someone spiking their water cooler with truth serum?

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 08, 2013 01:58 PM (fzFF6)

45 Life is a swirling, sucking eddy of despair, punctuated by brief moments of false hope, in an ever-blackening universe.

Dude, you're an optimist.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at July 08, 2013 01:58 PM (codCi)

46 yeah well....

thank God his conscience didn't bother him during the election eh?

Anyway whatever...Ogabe's about top enable billions in medical fraud and no one cares..

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 08, 2013 01:59 PM (LRFds)

47 I get by with a little help from my friends.

Posted by: Barry at July 08, 2013 01:59 PM (I5Htn)

48 Remember the tears at NBC when Walker won? Sweet

Posted by: Thunderbird at July 08, 2013 01:59 PM (zOTsN)

I watched every second of the Scott Walker recall election coverage and it was the Fair and Balanced, straight reporting that Faux News can only lie about having.

Did that include the Weeping Libtard?

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 08, 2013 01:59 PM (HBAcW)

50 Life is a swirling, sucking eddy of despair, punctuated by brief moments of false hope, in an ever-blackening universe.

At night, the ice weasels come.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 08, 2013 01:59 PM (/kI1Q)

51 Shorter MWR: Life is a swirling, sucking eddy of despair, punctuated by brief moments of false hope, in an ever-blackening universe.

Shorter Bannion: this sucks.

Posted by: pep at July 08, 2013 01:59 PM (6TB1Z)

52 It seems like CNN isn't "The Most Trusted Name in News" in Egypt either. The correspondent is all scared from the signs and won't go out to report it. It seems the crowd with the signs got a little pissed about a screen graphic identifying them as pro-Morsi when they are anti-Morsi. Brave CNN reporter blames staffer for the error.

Â‘Shame on CNNÂ’: Cable netÂ’s Cairo coverage not going over well with many Egyptians[photos]

http://tinyurl.com/mrzbe7d

Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2013 01:59 PM (/9IC1)

53 *woe* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 08, 2013 05:53 PM (CA2NO) There there. Everything's going to be fine. *pats back* alex is here.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 01:59 PM (VtjlW)

54
Colonel Mustard?

Posted by: soothsayer at July 08, 2013 01:59 PM (39q3n)

55 At night, the ice weasels come.

Nice.

Posted by: toby928© Red Partisan at July 08, 2013 01:59 PM (codCi)

56 Headmeat status: no longer hurty.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 08, 2013 02:00 PM (0HooB)

57 This guy is so out of JournoList II it's not funny.

Posted by: Ezra at July 08, 2013 02:00 PM (Pr6hk)

58 .... and women lie

Posted by: dillhole12 at July 08, 2013 05:51 PM (uURnG)

Me? never.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at July 08, 2013 02:00 PM (wAQA5)

59 At night, the ice weasels come.

Do they eat my flesh?

Posted by: Frank Zappa at July 08, 2013 02:00 PM (6TB1Z)

60 Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at July 08, 2013 02:00 PM (BKt+r)

61 I can't believe it.I won't believe it. Give me power three wise monkeys statue.

Posted by: taylork at July 08, 2013 02:00 PM (ppNDn)

62 In before the other Louis Renault is shocked quotes begin. . .

Merci beaucoup.

Even I have some limits.

Posted by: the real Capt. Renault at July 08, 2013 02:01 PM (z9HTb)

63 >>>Revealed: MSNBC is "Official Obama Network,"

Ex FOX news whistleblower = secret insight into deceptive practices of a clearly partisan media company.

Ex MSNBC whistleblower = disgruntled marginal employee using lies while looking for revenge

cue in 5...4...3...2...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 08, 2013 02:01 PM (0q2P7)

64 There there. Everything's going to be fine. *pats back* alex is here. :::: looks at bowl :::: :::: looks up hopefully :::: Moar gruel?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 02:01 PM (Od7Cj)

The correspondent is all scared from the signs and won't go out to report it.

He heard about all the rapes in Tahir Square.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 08, 2013 02:01 PM (HBAcW)

66 What? WHAT??

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 08, 2013 02:01 PM (v1mq9)

67 I would be upset, but I just got back from the Brain Slug Planet.

Would you like a nice brochure of the vacation opportunities on the Brain Slug Planet?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 08, 2013 02:01 PM (VjL9S)

68 If I was this guy, I would stay the hell away from Ft Marcy Park

Posted by: Vince at July 08, 2013 02:02 PM (Pr6hk)

69 >>>11 water is wet, sky is blue and women lie I didn't tell her to lie in the deposition, I told her to lie in dat position!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 08, 2013 02:02 PM (zRFNE)

70 Shorter MWR: Life is a swirling, sucking eddy of despair, punctuated by brief moments of false hope, in an ever-blackening universe. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 05:57 PM (Od7Cj) Have the orgasm. Smoke the cigarette. Eat the cookie. Go to sleep. Go to work. Do it until you die.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 02:03 PM (VtjlW)

71 It's probably a FOX plot. Roger Ailes is somehow at fault. Somehow, someway.

Posted by: MTF at July 08, 2013 02:03 PM (+GpbP)

72 I am getting a little nervous about ace's video posts. Anyone else note a distinctive ghey theme? The London boys and now this Don Simmons? Has he put Gabe in charge of videos?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 02:03 PM (wR+pz)

73 Ex MSNBC whistleblower = disgruntled marginal employee Those damn low level Cinci staffers!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 02:03 PM (SxbfN)

74 Who's got an update on the trial? I was all tripped on tussin and skittles all day.

Posted by: Zombie TRay Tray at July 08, 2013 02:04 PM (Aif/5)

75 :::: looks at bowl :::: :::: looks up hopefully :::: Moar gruel? Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 06:01 PM (Od7Cj) Mais naturellement! Here. You can have BC's.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 02:04 PM (VtjlW)

Roger Ailes is somehow at fault.

No, Boooosh. And Cheney. Haliburton!!

Posted by: Arms Merchant at July 08, 2013 02:04 PM (HBAcW)

I spent a better part of my day taking government online ethics courses which are an annual requirement.

Considering this environment with our largely corrupt government and media it was a joke. Apparently those in Congress are not required to take these courses.

Posted by: Cheri at July 08, 2013 02:04 PM (G+Wff)

78 Have the orgasm. Smoke the cigarette. Eat the cookie. Go to sleep. Go to work. Do it until you die.

There are cookies?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2013 02:04 PM (8ZskC)

79 One thing I can agree on with MSNBC if it is truly their position , is that Manning and Snowden are narcissistic dirtbags deserved of all the hardships that may fall upon them.

Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 02:05 PM (m2CN7)

80 My organizations are leaking like sieves. Background checks. I need better background checks.

Posted by: Satan at July 08, 2013 02:05 PM (Pr6hk)

81 Have the orgasm. Smoke the cigarette. Eat the cookie. Go to sleep. Go to work. Leave the cannoli.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2013 02:05 PM (SxbfN)

82 Here. You can have BC's *noms* ::: wipes away a single tear* You are most kind, my Queen. Most kind.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 02:05 PM (Od7Cj)

83 At least one of these effin' guys got tired of it.

Posted by: The Chicken at July 08, 2013 02:06 PM (Pr6hk)

84 MSNBC? No, I refuse to believe it.

Posted by: CarolT at July 08, 2013 02:06 PM (s0f54)

85 Linda Evans is in 'Beach Blanket Bingo'???

Linda Evans was Bo Derek before Bo Derek was Bo Derek

hot to the touch...

Posted by: Mimi from the State of Miami at July 08, 2013 02:07 PM (omBWL)

86 O/T: So...Tropical Storm Chantal on the way? I just put a sign, 'Stay Away' on my lawn -- but in cursive. Was that wrong?

Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at July 08, 2013 02:07 PM (U2UQk)

87 Dimension-shattering.

Posted by: CAC at July 08, 2013 02:08 PM (6a6IM)

88 There are cookies? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2013 06:04 PM (8ZskC) Yes. Yes, there are. http://dailym.ai/14Xy946

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 02:08 PM (VtjlW)

89 MSNBC are Obama apologists?! It was so subtle I never even noticed.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 08, 2013 02:08 PM (XUKZU)

90 Linda Evans was Bo Derek before Bo Derek was Bo Derek Oh....oh my. I haven't thought of her since my misspent youth. Yes....yes I think.... Bunk. BRB.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 02:08 PM (Od7Cj)

91 Blue elephant is blue.

Obviously a political statement of some kind. After all . . . blue?

(I remember back in the day when blue=Republican, before USA Today and the rest of the Democratic-corporatist-socialist media changed the political color scheme for American politics--some time in the late '90's, I think . . .)

(You have to say "corporatist-socialist" to refer to Democrats because, of course, they certainly CAN'T just be called the fascists that they actually are. . .)

Posted by: filbert at July 08, 2013 02:08 PM (7vimm)

92 Dimension-shattering. Which one?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 02:09 PM (Od7Cj)

93 Linda Evans was Bo Derek before Bo Derek was Bo Derek

**nods**

Posted by: Zombie John Derek at July 08, 2013 02:09 PM (codCi)

94 My organizations are leaking like sieves. Background checks. I need better background checks. Posted by: Satan at July 08, 2013 06:05 PM (Pr6hk) Cheer up, dude. Your people have done one helluva job convincing 3/4 of humanity you don't exist.

Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at July 08, 2013 02:10 PM (U2UQk)

95 If MSDNC had an exclusive video of Kate Upton naked and wrestling an alligator in a mud pit, there's no way I'd.....

Ah, who am I kidding, I'd tune in for that.

But only that.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 08, 2013 02:10 PM (ccXZP)

96 Turner Classic Movies ( the one thing in life that Ted did right )

Posted by: Mimi from the State of Miami at July 08, 2013 02:10 PM (omBWL)

97 "you pretend you're not bothered because you want to seem brave, but I know your worlds have come apart at their seams."
Posted by: ace
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
A lot you know. I have only one world and it is seamless.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at July 08, 2013 02:10 PM (ymovd)

98 The news channel Al Jazeera Mubasher Misr saw 22 members of staff resign on Monday in Egypt over what they alleged was coverage that was out of sync with real events in Egypt.

Anchor Karem Mahmoud announced that the staff had resigned in protest against what he called Â“biased coverageÂ” of the events in Egypt by the Qatari broadcaster.

Posted by: creep-ass cracker at July 08, 2013 02:11 PM (e8kgV)

Have the orgasm. Smoke the cigarette. Eat the cookie. Go to sleep. Go to work. Do it until you die.

I was watching a live concert in Chicago on ADXnet TV of club music, Fat Boy Slim was the artist playing at the time. It freaking put me in a trance. I wanted to turn it but couldn't do it. One of the lyrics played to the vibrating base was :

Eat

Sleep

Rave

Repeat

Over and over to that base beat. It was hypnotizing.

Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 02:11 PM (m2CN7)

100 Which one?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 06:09 PM (Od7Cj)

The threeveth.

Posted by: CAC at July 08, 2013 02:11 PM (6a6IM)

101 I coulda swore that MS was gonna divest itself from NBC? What's taking so long?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 08, 2013 02:11 PM (0HooB)

102 I'm Flarbuhlarbuhloop!!! 😵

Posted by: Snail racing champion at July 08, 2013 02:12 PM (gxXLS)

103 If ace were my dad and someone called him a poofster on twitter, I would slap him silly, too. And cornhole him for good measure.

Posted by: waldo at July 08, 2013 02:12 PM (vDjkK)

104 MSNBC is obviously a false flag operation.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at July 08, 2013 02:12 PM (SzAZ7)

105 Tore a hole, in the phantom zone, that one,

Posted by: General Zod at July 08, 2013 02:13 PM (Jsiw/)

106 MSNBC is a jobs program Who else would hire fat Ed Schultz

Posted by: Thunderbird at July 08, 2013 02:13 PM (zOTsN)

107 Shorter MWR: Life is a swirling, sucking eddy of despair, punctuated by brief moments of false hope, in an ever-blackening universe. Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 05:57 PM (Od7Cj) *head tilt* Is that really shorter though? lol

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 08, 2013 02:13 PM (CA2NO)

108 Eat

Sleep

~~Rave~~Vote Obama

Repeat

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at July 08, 2013 02:13 PM (/kI1Q)

109 @107 MS is out of the partnership. They let MSNBC keep the name. They kept the website.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 02:13 PM (wR+pz)

110 The threeveth. Posted by: CAC at July 08, 2013 06:11 PM (6a6IM) Ooooooh, the hard one. Now that I am temporarily in your time zone, I am beginning to fathom the unfathomable depth that is CAC. I must say, it feels like some type of weasel.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 02:14 PM (Od7Cj)

111 MSNBC -- the Windows 8 of journalism.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 08, 2013 02:14 PM (ccXZP)

112 Linda Evans was Bo Derek before Bo Derek was Bo Derek Yeah, but but before that he scored Ursula Andress. I think I could write an algorithm to score their facial structure and they'd all come out within percentages of each other. Dude must be packing some heavy wood to score those kinds of women.

Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at July 08, 2013 02:14 PM (U2UQk)

113

90...Linda Evans was Bo Derek before Bo Derek was Bo Derek

In more ways than one...

I had forgotten that Linda Evans was married to John Derek too, before Bo.

Posted by: wheatie at July 08, 2013 02:14 PM (XWSNs)

114 The baby elephant made me smile... I'm experiencing emotional whiplash because just before I saw the vid I had a major frown on my face (this visas-for-sex from the State Dept made me sick as well as the burglary of the law office).

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at July 08, 2013 02:14 PM (KL49F)

115 There there. Everything's going to be fine. *pats back* alex is here. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 05:59 PM (VtjlW) *lean*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 08, 2013 02:14 PM (CA2NO)

116 There is nothing left but to drink the Kool-Aid. Grape has always been my favorite flavor.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at July 08, 2013 02:15 PM (ndlFj)

117 Obama

Repeat

Posted by: HeatherRadishÂ™ needs a beer at July 08, 2013 06:13 PM (/kI1Q)

They may have voted but they never went to the polls iykwimaityd.

Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 02:15 PM (m2CN7)

118 *head tilt* Is that really shorter though? lol *ahem* ::: tap tap tap ::: Word count

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 02:15 PM (Od7Cj)

119 *lean* Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at July 08, 2013 06:14 PM (CA2NO) Bannion! For to be bringing punch and pie!

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 02:15 PM (VtjlW)

120 Never talk to strangers.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 02:15 PM (yoh1c)

121

MS is out of the partnership. They let MSNBC keep the name. They kept the website.

Hmm. I guess since Bill Gates is a big TFG supporter (IIRC), he's not too worried about the MS brand being sullied by their alleged news operation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 08, 2013 02:16 PM (0HooB)

122 Great, my hash was the same for *years*, now it changes twice in a couple of months. Somebody gonna pay.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 02:17 PM (yoh1c)

123 Oh, and MSM delena est, if I haven't say that today.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 02:17 PM (yoh1c)

124 You gotta believe Eric Holder already has a civil rights prosecution lined up against Zimmerman in case he's acquitted.

Posted by: Ed Anger at July 08, 2013 02:17 PM (tOkJB)

125 Never talk to strangers.

Horrible advice children. Absolutely horrible.

Posted by: Harry Reid at July 08, 2013 02:18 PM (Aif/5)

126 Or delenda. Whatever.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 02:18 PM (yoh1c)

127 MSNBC is a jobs program

Who else would hire fat Ed Schultz

***

Ed Schultz is so full of shit he needs two assholes.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 08, 2013 02:18 PM (XUKZU)

128 More: It's a Father-Son MSNBC tag-team on Glenn Greenwald. An MSNBC reporter's dad, who claims to be part of some "peacenet" dealio but who seems to be flacking in favor of Obama's spy state, criticized Greenwald, and Greenwald criticized back. ====== I saw that exchange fly by on twitter Saturday but I had no effing clue who any of them were except Greenwald....so I scrolled on by.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 08, 2013 02:18 PM (X6akg)

129 Word count Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 06:15 PM (Od7Cj) FIRST you expect me to actually read, and then you expect me to RESEARCH?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 08, 2013 02:18 PM (CA2NO)

130 Unless that elephant gives head, I'm out.

Posted by: dogfish at July 08, 2013 02:18 PM (nsOJa)

131

MSNBC the "Official Obama Network"?

No shit Sherlock, I coulda figured that out just by listening to Rachel Madcow.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 08, 2013 02:18 PM (RZP0w)

132 I coulda swore that MS was gonna divest itself from NBC? What's taking so long? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit Internet Explorer 10 has bugs in it. So Microsoft can't erase all their files.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 08, 2013 02:19 PM (RFeQD)

133 I coulda swore that MS was gonna divest itself from NBC? What's taking so long? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit PRISM

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 08, 2013 02:19 PM (CA2NO)

134 Hey, #128 -- yo hic. I like it.

Posted by: Ed Anger at July 08, 2013 02:19 PM (tOkJB)

135

Come for the propaganda, stay for the fugly womens prison shows.

Posted by: MSNBC at July 08, 2013 02:20 PM (wAQA5)

136 Mostly Sucking, Nightly, Barry's Cock

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 08, 2013 02:20 PM (ccXZP)

137 I am not number one, I am not first. I am not last. They call me.....Number Six I AM NOT A NUMBER! I AM A FREE MAN! wankers

Posted by: The New Number 6 at July 08, 2013 02:20 PM (RFeQD)

138 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG2Gpjo5KL4

Posted by: Appropos of Nothing... at July 08, 2013 02:21 PM (ay6+/)

139 There there. Everything's going to be fine. *pats back* alex is here. Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 05:59 PM (VtjlW) I'd prefer you pat my fr.......sorry, got carried away there. I blame the aneurysm MSNBC caused. Have the orgasm. Smoke the cigarette. Eat the cookie..... Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 08, 2013 06:03 PM (VtjlW) Did you just go all Denis Leary?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 08, 2013 02:21 PM (GEICT)

140 Bannion! For to be bringing punch and pie! On the left we have Strawberry Rhubarb, Mixed Berry, Cherry, Apple, Pecan, Blueberry, Pumpkin and Dutch Apple. All handmade by elves at the Emu Ranch off of the Alextopia Parkway. On the right we have Sangria, Grog, Champagne punch and some type of punch made from ingredients commonly found at :::: shudder :::: Lutheran church potluck suppers. Bon appetit!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 02:21 PM (Od7Cj)

141 http://tinyurl.com/kyjzo8m (twitter)

firedoglake news spanks Chuckie Todd.

"This Town" and Spitzer's return aren't serving as siren songs for folks to make a career politics or public service. #mysadface

@chucktodd God are you really still calling it "public service"?

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 08, 2013 02:21 PM (0It32)

142 Dude, let's get together and make a country or something.

Posted by: marijuana history report at July 08, 2013 02:21 PM (nsOJa)

143 Any organization that would allow Chris Matthews to carry on the way he does is not only the mouthpiece of the Obama Administration, it's also sperm depository.

Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2013 02:22 PM (G9Mmf)

144 Cookies? Orgasms? What the hell.....

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 08, 2013 02:22 PM (RFeQD)

145 Let the drinking begin!

Posted by: damn wrong thread at July 08, 2013 02:22 PM (nsOJa)

146 Speaking of Chris.... This post gives me a tingle down my leg. Or maybe that's my sciatic nerve acting up again.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes more nonsense ...... at July 08, 2013 02:23 PM (RFeQD)

147 Ooooooh, the hard one.

Now that I am temporarily in your time zone, I am beginning to fathom the unfathomable depth that is CAC.

I must say, it feels like some type of weasel.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 06:14 PM (Od7Cj)

Slaters 50/50 has an all-bacon burger called the Murica right now.

Mind-blowing too.

Posted by: CAC at July 08, 2013 02:23 PM (6a6IM)

148

(this visas-for-sex from the State Dept made me sick as well as the burglary of the law office).

---------------

I think I've become incapable of being sickened at anything this administration does. Angry as all get out, sure. But no longer sick. I'm getting too jaded, I suspect.

Posted by: junior at July 08, 2013 02:25 PM (UWFpX)

149 Slaters 50/50 has an all-bacon burger called the Murica right now.Mind-blowing too. Long drive for a burger. I'm in NorCal.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 08, 2013 02:25 PM (Od7Cj)

150 Strawberry Rhubarb pie, mmmmmmmmmmm. . .
I was looking at recipes for rhubarb earlier today. Now I am craving pie, thanks a lot

Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2013 02:27 PM (8wqqE)

151 Guys, I had the strangest dream!

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2013 02:28 PM (z9HTb)

152 It's not just MSNBC, but the entire NBC/Universal division of Comcast/GE

All the cable nets they own like The Weather Channel and History Channel are chock full of Obama slurpin' goodness, along with those annoying "The More You Know" PSA's for Moochelle's fitness and health campaign

Jay Leno's been raking in huge ratings but the suits can't wait for him to leave since his giant middle finger to them is joking about their Boyfriend on the Tonight Show. They can't wait for Doofus Fallon to obediently follow the directive that Obama is too awesome to joke about

Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2013 02:28 PM (/9IC1)

153 I'm sickened by the MFM's complicity in massive political crimes, but then I always expected too much from people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at July 08, 2013 02:29 PM (yoh1c)

154 Recess over. DA still whining.

Posted by: waldo at July 08, 2013 02:30 PM (vDjkK)

155 LOL Fatboy Slim is about as rave as Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Bitchka at July 08, 2013 02:32 PM (sDaUd)

156 64 I haven't been this confused since they switched Darrins on 'Bewitched'.

Posted by: Moron in a Leopard Snuggie at July 08, 2013 06:00 PM (Ks4nX)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Elizabeth Montgomery at July 08, 2013 02:33 PM (GgPam)

157 GE no longer owns any of NBC/Universal. Comcast owns it all.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 02:33 PM (wR+pz)

158 An MSNBC reporter's dad, who claims to be part of some "peacenet" dealio but who seems to be flacking in favor of Obama's spy state, criticized Greenwald, and Greenwald criticized back.

If you have 5 minutes read the original tweet with all the responses. Greenwald insults Adam's daddy, Serwer actually tweets "that's my DAD you're insulting"

The lefty vs lefty slapfight is popcorn worthy, especially when Max Blumenthal joins in to tell them that Adam Serwer libeled him.

Posted by: kbdabear at July 08, 2013 02:34 PM (/9IC1)

159 Would've been a bit more fun if he'd left little blue poops all over the table top.

Posted by: wth at July 08, 2013 02:34 PM (wAQA5)

160 160 Recess over. DA still whining. So what is the latest? I turned it off.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 02:34 PM (wR+pz)

161 Hah. I suspected this, all along.

Posted by: franksalterego at July 08, 2013 02:37 PM (omVzF)

162 Arguing about admissibility of animation. DA says creator changed it based on consultation with other expert and they say they need to depose that expert.

Posted by: waldo at July 08, 2013 02:37 PM (vDjkK)

163 Posted by: Bitchka at July 08, 2013 06:32 PM (sDaUd) Cool a rave expert.

Posted by: polynikes at July 08, 2013 02:37 PM (RM1gx)

164 @168 Sounds like the State is gasping at straws now.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 08, 2013 02:42 PM (wR+pz)

165

Posted by: waldo at July 08, 2013 06:30 PM (vDjkK)

I don't usually listen to Hannity's radio show, but Guiliani was guest hosting today. He had good insights into the case, felt the prosecution has completely failed to present a case. Said they should never have entered the Hannity interview with Zimmerman as evidence, you never give the accused a way out of appearing on the stand if you can help it. Also thinks that the defense needs to show pics of Trayvon at the age he was when he died, no more of these angelic kiddie pics, and needs to stress how tall the kid was. Also that zimmerman should have been kept to his weight during the night of the shooting and not been allowed to stress eat. He looks bigger now, and harder to knock down in a fight.

Oh, an apparently Guiliani once served as foreman on a jury when he was mayor. It was a ridic suit, they threw the case out. A legal underling handled the jury selection, he is pretty sure that when the bigwigs in the law firm realized how stupid he'd been to let guiliani on the jury the poor underling got canned. Was an amusing story.

Posted by: LizLem at July 08, 2013 02:42 PM (8wqqE)

166

Meet the new mayor and the new guv. I said this last night.

Which is why I am leaving NY.

In Nashville tonight, halfway the hill country for me.

I'll enclose a note for Cuomo with my final state tax return. So long suckas.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 08, 2013 02:56 PM (o5bbt)

167 "Dark City" was awesome.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2013 02:57 PM (xjpRj)

168 Ed Schultz is so full of shit he needs two assholes. Since nothing but bullshit comes out of his mouth it appears he already has 2, one at the bottom and one at the top.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 08, 2013 03:01 PM (2y8mE)

169 Obama: "If I had a news network, it would look like NBC"

Posted by: Mr_Write at July 08, 2013 03:13 PM (Fn7Hb)

170 GE no longer owns any of NBC/Universal. Comcast owns it all. Since last March. So, one of my plaints is no longer valid.

Posted by: toby928© at July 08, 2013 03:35 PM (QupBk)

171 I haven't heard anyone say "that's my dad" in defense of an argument in over 30 years and I'm only 43. How embarrassing. I hope this guy has friends that are telling him the what for after that remark. Apparently daddy has failed in that department.

Posted by: cashpipe at July 08, 2013 03:53 PM (RJ9KU)

172 Eh. Rachel Madcow can go suck Ace.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at July 09, 2013 07:16 AM (1hM1d)

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