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February 28, 2013

Review: "Brand X" With Russell Brand
— Ace

It's a 30 minute long filmed seizure of an epileptic who isn't funny.

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Posted by: Ace at 12:03 PM | Comments (125)
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1 Looks like he's got tic disorder and crazy eyes, but mostly crazy eyes.

Posted by: joncelli at February 28, 2013 12:05 PM (RD7QR)

2 Third!!!

Posted by: Joejm65 at February 28, 2013 12:05 PM (UZuc4)

3 I only came here for the comments, not for Russel Brand. Where are they?!

Posted by: annoyed at February 28, 2013 12:05 PM (uEm7J)

4 Ooops

Posted by: Joejm65 at February 28, 2013 12:05 PM (UZuc4)

It's a 30 minute long filmed seizure of an epileptic who isn't funny.

So its scheduled for NBC prime time?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 28, 2013 12:05 PM (C2//T)

6 I don't like him. Or Ricky Gervais. And it's not because of the religion jokes.
There, I said it.

Posted by: fb at February 28, 2013 12:06 PM (JVEmw)

7 Drugs and STDs are never a good combination.

Posted by: Fritz at February 28, 2013 12:06 PM (UzPAd)

8 He's a comedian?

Posted by: Joejm65 at February 28, 2013 12:07 PM (UZuc4)

9 Having great bone structure dosen't make you funny, or smart.

Posted by: tony redenzo at February 28, 2013 12:07 PM (0KgIG)

10 Pro-Tip: Use the "restricted access" area of your wireless router to block the 'Tube sites you know about. Change the password to something you can't remember. Than let your grandmother keep the written down password safe.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 28, 2013 12:07 PM (UypUQ)

11 He's a comedian?

They think he is 'cause he speaks with a funny accent.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 28, 2013 12:08 PM (kqqGm)

12 Stupid, ugly and untalented. But he did get to sniff Katy Perry's naughty bits.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at February 28, 2013 12:08 PM (nZvGM)

13 So its scheduled for NBC prime time? If it's scheduled at the same time as Robot Chicken, guess who loses?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2013 12:08 PM (GFM2b)

14 That guy is TFG #2 to me. Or just number two. No talent hack and has been forever. And no one's idea of a nice guy.

Posted by: Mephitis at February 28, 2013 12:09 PM (hAI7R)

15 He actually did a good job hosting SNL.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2013 12:09 PM (4cRnj)

16 I can't believe this guy fucked Katy Perry's tits and ass.

Posted by: EC at February 28, 2013 12:09 PM (GQ8sn)

17 I honest-to-goodness have no idea who Russell Brand is.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 28, 2013 12:09 PM (BUcLz)

18 9 Having great bone structure dosen't make you funny, or smart. Posted by: tony redenzo at February 28, 2013 04:07 PM (0KgIG) Boning Katy Perry makes up for him being not funny and not smart.

Posted by: Joejm65 at February 28, 2013 12:09 PM (UZuc4)

Soooooo.....

What happened to the other 15 pages of the review?

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2013 12:09 PM (t06LC)

20 "I wear leather pants and have a British accent! Pay attention to me!" Fuck off, poncy British cocksucker.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2013 12:09 PM (eJkKU)

21 Brand and Kurt Sutter got into a twitter slap fest a couple of months ago.

Posted by: Flores para los muertos at February 28, 2013 12:09 PM (wQXBk)

22 He's butt ugly. He's not funny. He's an Obamaniac. I'll pass.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 28, 2013 12:10 PM (C8mVl)

23 >>.
What happened to the other 15 pages of the review?

I thought pith might work.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2013 12:10 PM (LCRYB)

24 Ace check the link at 181 on the last thread. Pat Caddell weighs in on the MFM and Woodward.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2013 12:10 PM (53z96)

25 tl;dr

I'll just watch the video instead.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at February 28, 2013 12:10 PM (X/+QT)

26 16 I can't believe this guy fucked Katy Perry's tits and ass.
Posted by: EC

You mean like John Travolta does his wife?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2013 12:10 PM (4cRnj)

27 If it's scheduled at the same time as Robot Chicken, guess who loses?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2013 04:08 PM (GFM2b)

Society, and it already lost.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2013 12:10 PM (t06LC)

28 He actually did a good job hosting SNL.

My mother, God rest her soul, could do a good job of hosting SNL right now.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 28, 2013 12:10 PM (kqqGm)

29 16 I can't believe this guy fucked Katy Perry's tits and ass. Posted by: EC at February 28, 2013 04:09 PM (GQ8sn) Someone had to do it...

Posted by: Joejm65 at February 28, 2013 12:10 PM (UZuc4)

30 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 28, 2013 12:11 PM (xN73L)

31 The only kind thing I can say about him is that he has great hair. Anyone watching this?

Posted by: L, elle at February 28, 2013 12:11 PM (0PiQ4)

32 I can't.

Posted by: beach at February 28, 2013 12:11 PM (XYSwB)

33 16 words for a review.

Who are you, and what have you done with the Head Ewok?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) Channelling Breitbart at February 28, 2013 12:11 PM (xN73L)

34 He's fat. I saw some documentary on the History of Britain where he appeared and he was extremely skinny to the point he looked like a male anorexic.

Posted by: Flores para los muertos at February 28, 2013 12:12 PM (wQXBk)

35 :::Having great bone structure dosen't make you funny, or smart. :::: Great bone structure for who? A woman? A heroin addict? Motherfucker's all scrawny and AIDSy.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2013 12:12 PM (eJkKU)

36 You mean like John Travolta does his wife?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2013 04:10 PM (4cRnj)

Him, I kind of respect.

Brand? Hell no...

Posted by: EC at February 28, 2013 12:12 PM (GQ8sn)

37 My take on this: Skinny jeans are a bad fashion choice for men. Skinny jeans look like girl jeans.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 28, 2013 12:12 PM (tAOpG)

38 Whatever happened to real comedy? This harkens back to your point the other day about tasteless humor. I suspect people laughing at this unfunny idiot probably also enjoy watching old women break their hips on the ice in supermarket parking lots.

Posted by: Marcus at February 28, 2013 12:12 PM (GGCsk)

39 What is it today with guys and their kazoo voices?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 28, 2013 12:13 PM (hEr50)

40 What did Katy Perry ever see in him? I hate when people always bring up that her family is religious. They may be, but she is not.

Posted by: Flores para los muertos at February 28, 2013 12:13 PM (wQXBk)

41 It's a 30 minute long filmed seizure of an epileptic who isn't funny. End of file. Posted by: Ace at 04:03 PM So.... Open Thread then?

Posted by: cajun carrot at February 28, 2013 12:13 PM (UZQM8)

42 20 "I wear leather pants and have a British accent! Pay attention to me!"

Fuck off, poncy British cocksucker.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2013 04:09 PM (eJkKU)

EoJ does bring up an interesting question: as a matter of pure geometry, assuming he has genitalia, how does it fit in those skinny cut leather pants?

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2013 12:14 PM (t06LC)

43 speaking of comics... From The Minds of Comic Book Villains Anyone else notice the same M.O. used in Obama's release of illegal aliens (or "dregs" as they were called in Scarface) as in Fast and Furious? Who else uses but comic book villains use this type of warped rationale to carry out such insidious plans?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 28, 2013 12:14 PM (+oin+)

44 This is the same tard that did the Arthur re-make and fucked that up.

Moore >>> Brand

Posted by: EC at February 28, 2013 12:14 PM (GQ8sn)

45 You mean like John Travolta does his wife?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2013 04:10 PM (4cRnj)

Him, I kind of respect.

Brand? Hell no...

My respect for Travolta went up several notches at the Academy Awards.

Mainly 'cause when he gave his spiel he actually sounded like he memorized and worked on it, like he would in a movie scene. Everybody else, meh.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 28, 2013 12:14 PM (kqqGm)

46 I don't get the appeal. To whomever he appeals to.

Posted by: mare at February 28, 2013 12:14 PM (A98Xu)

47 for that matter.. how the FUCK is "Totally Biased" a show and how is it still being run on FX? Its just one huge circle jerk of nothing funny. It has no business being on the same network as Archer.

Posted by: Saar at February 28, 2013 12:14 PM (ryT1J)

48 Dontcha love all the words they use to describe the Liar In Chief? Caddell: fundamental disingenuousness Hume: Big Whoppers...

Posted by: beach at February 28, 2013 12:15 PM (XYSwB)

I can't even watch the video, yet somehow its mere existence has given me herpes, genital warts, AND crabs. I'm pretty damn sure Brand has every STD known to man, and a few known only to goats and turtles.

If the Four Horsemen were looking for a human avatar for Pestilence, they could do worse than Russell Brand.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 28, 2013 12:15 PM (4df7R)

50 Stupid, ugly and untalented. But he did get to sniff Katy Perry's naughty bits.

Posted by: somebody else

The problem with that saving grace is that she is just as stupid, ugly, and untalented.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at February 28, 2013 12:15 PM (Ipj15)

51 One of the most overrated men in showbiz. He should be shot for his remake of Arthur.

Posted by: Hawk at February 28, 2013 12:15 PM (2dYnc)

52 He did a "Stevie Wonder is the one person who can't watch porn", joke. Hilarious.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2013 12:15 PM (4cRnj)

53 Brand should have stayed around a little longer. Katy needed something in her mouth to keep the senseless Obama accolades from leaving it.

At least until after the election.

Posted by: Marcus at February 28, 2013 12:15 PM (GGCsk)

54 EoJ does bring up an interesting question: as a matter of pure geometry, assuming he has genitalia, how does it fit in those skinny cut leather pants?

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2013 04:14 PM (t06LC)

He has streamlined genitalia. Very aerodynamic.

Posted by: joncelli at February 28, 2013 12:15 PM (RD7QR)

@35

But aids is sexy. I know when my "feed a hungry kid in Africa" mags come in I head strait to the bunk.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2013 12:15 PM (t06LC)

56 Mister, we could use a comedian like Sam Kinison again....

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 28, 2013 12:15 PM (BVkEs)

57 o/t...I miss Tony Snow. I hope his son makes it.

Posted by: Icedog at February 28, 2013 12:16 PM (9ScGj)

58 This one's over or under my head, not sure which

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2013 12:16 PM (9Bj8R)

59 Apparently he also f*cked her brains out. There's no better explanation.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at February 28, 2013 12:16 PM (feFL6)

60 The whole package of Charlie Manson face with an effeminate little voice dials the creepiness up to 10

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2013 12:16 PM (mCvL4)

61 ... British cocksucker.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff

***

Redundant (rimshot)

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2013 12:16 PM (uhftQ)

@50

But those tits..... glorious.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2013 12:16 PM (t06LC)

63 Him, I kind of respect.

Brand? Hell no...
Posted by: EC

I think you missed the joke.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 28, 2013 12:17 PM (4cRnj)

64 I have a theory about comedy. If it has to have a laugh track, it ain't funny.

Posted by: maddogg at February 28, 2013 12:17 PM (OlN4e)

65 Brand X and Totally Biased will never be watched in this house. Both of these shows are great examples of the rampant sickness in our nation.

Posted by: Soona at February 28, 2013 12:17 PM (RpHr+)

66 Apparently he also f*cked her brains out. There's no better explanation.

Sorry, but you could tell how?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 28, 2013 12:17 PM (kqqGm)

67 Fin.

Posted by: toby928© for TB at February 28, 2013 12:18 PM (evdj2)

68 Have I mentioned how much I hate George Bush lately?!

Go out and watch my Arthur remake you fucking prats!

Posted by: Russell Brand at February 28, 2013 12:18 PM (7xeJQ)

69 I never got the whole Russell Brand thing.

Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at February 28, 2013 12:18 PM (GrtrJ)

70 Two words: "Shit sandwich."

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at February 28, 2013 12:18 PM (qevSe)

71 "It's a 30 minute long filmed seizure of an epileptic who isn't funny."

Well I'll get right on it then.....

Posted by: Tami[/i] at February 28, 2013 12:18 PM (X6akg)

I can't figure out who thinks this turd is funny

Posted by: The Jackhole at February 28, 2013 12:18 PM (nTgAI)

73 He's the British Dane Cook.

Posted by: CozMark at February 28, 2013 12:18 PM (WAHqd)

74 ::::63 @50 But those tits..... glorious. Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2013 04:16 PM (t06LC)::: You know who else has big tits? Nell Carter. Yet, I don't see you slobbering over her. I wonder why that is, RACISSSST?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2013 12:19 PM (eJkKU)

75 Brand X and Totally Biased will never be watched in this house. Both of these shows are great examples of the rampant sickness in our nation.

Dana Loesch makes a sad face at you.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 28, 2013 12:19 PM (kqqGm)

76 I have epilepsy, and so do two of my sisters. You have insulted all of us, Ace. Take it back.

Posted by: Hilary at February 28, 2013 12:19 PM (oATMN)

77 The real question is.......why make this irrelevant untalented short dicked douche nozzle of a metrosexual cock sucking mother fucking liberal faggotyman the subject of a thread to begin with?

Posted by: Valerie Jarret is hung like a horse and Barry can verify that at February 28, 2013 04:15 PM (+OTLF)

Because sometimes it's nice to set the politics aside, sit back, put your feet up, and point and laugh at the hystrionic flailings of a talentless lunatic.

But enough about Chris Matthews. ZING! Amiright folks? I'll be here all week!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 28, 2013 12:19 PM (4df7R)

78 Sock off.

Posted by: red sweater at February 28, 2013 12:19 PM (oATMN)

79
What happened to the other 15 pages of the review?

I thought pith might work.

Posted by: ace at February 28, 2013 04:10 PM (LCRYB)

Don't you need a helmet for pith?

Khakis, gin and quinine, and a howdah pistol might be needed too.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 28, 2013 12:19 PM (TIIx5)

80 73

I can't figure out who thinks this turd is funny

---

Tracy Morgan?

Posted by: Craig Poe at February 28, 2013 12:19 PM (BVkEs)

81 Whatever happened to real comedy? John Cleese asking the same question.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 28, 2013 12:20 PM (GFM2b)

82 Rosie Odonnel has big tits..........motorboat.........you first.

Posted by: maddogg at February 28, 2013 12:20 PM (OlN4e)

83 40 What did Katy Perry ever see in him?

Posted by: Flores para los muertos at February 28, 2013 04:13 PM

Whatever it was, Jennifer Aniston didn't see it;

Russell Brand 'Creeped Out' Jennifer Aniston, Flirting At MTV Movie Awards

http://tinyurl.com/c6r3czd

"Backstage, Russell spent hours trying to talk to Jen,Â” a source told Grazia magazine.

Â“He was laying it on thick, trying to flirt and make her laugh, but she wasn't interested. She laughed him off, but later told friends she found him rather creepy.Â”

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2013 12:21 PM (mCvL4)

Can't watch him. ...He's not funny, and his voice is whiney and annoying.

Posted by: wheatie at February 28, 2013 12:21 PM (vlkOo)

85 Yet, I don't see you slobbering over her. I wonder why that is, RACISSSST?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2013 04:19 PM (eJkKU)

I wasn't a big Katy Perry's tits fan until I saw the video of her in the Elmo shirt. Damn.

Who's Nell Carter?

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2013 12:22 PM (t06LC)

86 Brand and Kurt Sutter got into a twitter slap fest a couple of months ago.

A couple of months ago? Why didn't you say something at the time you sonofabitch! Can we just agree that from now on you will alert us immediately when one mildly retarded celebrity engages another narcissistic douchebag in a meaningless exchange of misspellings and cliches? Thanks.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 28, 2013 12:22 PM (+lsX1)

87 The first problem with Russell Brand 'comedy' is that he looks like a used toilet brush. The second problem is that he thinks being shrill and hyperactive provides 'humor.' Truth is, people have been tittering uncomfortably at him, and it's mistaken for amusement.

Posted by: zsasz at February 28, 2013 12:22 PM (MMC8r)

88 Who's Nell Carter?

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2013 04:22 PM (t06LC)

*GASP* Gimme a break, Jollyroger!

(Yes, there's a pun there)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/u][/b] at February 28, 2013 12:23 PM (4df7R)

89 "Dennis Rodman chillin with Kim Jung Un"...so which one of you fuckers dropped acid in my coffee?

Posted by: Icedog at February 28, 2013 12:23 PM (9ScGj)

90 Helen Thomas has big tits. Okay, I threw up a little in my mouth just writing that.

Posted by: Soona at February 28, 2013 12:24 PM (RpHr+)

91 The Daily News has learned that the Jets worked out veteran free agent quarterback David Garrard on Thursday as they look to find competition for Mark Sanchez this offseason. ??? Oh yeah, that's the solution to the Jet's problems?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 28, 2013 12:25 PM (9Bj8R)

92 Guy rule number 1. Never f**k crazy or stupid. Never.

Posted by: Marcus at February 28, 2013 12:25 PM (GGCsk)

@90

I'm just saying. For the love of god, don't google "Nell Carter titfuck." That is all.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2013 12:25 PM (t06LC)

94 It's a 30 minute long filmed seizure of an epileptic who isn't funny.

And you posted it...why?

Posted by: MadisonConservative at February 28, 2013 12:25 PM (Y/HG5)

95 The monster in Alien is better looking than Helen Thomas. No shit.

Posted by: maddogg at February 28, 2013 12:25 PM (OlN4e)

96 Just another vapid Brit with old-fashioned (1980s) clothing screeching to an equally vapid audience.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 28, 2013 12:26 PM (6H6o8)

97 89 ---"The first problem with Russell Brand 'comedy' is that he looks like a used toilet brush. " Posted by: zsasz at February 28, 2013 04:22 PM (MMC8r) THAT'S IT!!! Thank you. The first time I saw him I knew I had seen him somewhere before but I just couldn't place it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 28, 2013 12:26 PM (C8mVl)

@94

Not true. Do it, but leave a fake name and number the only evidence.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 28, 2013 12:26 PM (t06LC)

I take back what I said about Dane Cook and karate.

Karate is the Russell Brand of martial arts.

Posted by: Sterling Archer. at February 28, 2013 12:26 PM (qevSe)

100 >It's a 30 minute long filmed seizure of an epileptic who isn't funny.<

Which makes me curious why you posted it without some type of riff.

Posted by: Marcus at February 28, 2013 12:27 PM (GGCsk)

101 What my compatriots and I worked so hard to create is about to fall apart - and this is what you distract yourselves with?

Posted by: George Washington at February 28, 2013 12:27 PM (ku7mz)

102 Guy rule number 1. Never f**k crazy or stupid. Never.

Posted by: Marcus at February 28, 2013 04:25 PM (GGCsk)

-------------------------------------------

Hmmmm. I'll get back to ya on that one.

Posted by: Soona at February 28, 2013 12:28 PM (RpHr+)

103 "Guy rule number 1. Never f**k crazy or stupid. Never." Don't worry, go for it!

Posted by: Your caring penis who will never lead you astray at February 28, 2013 12:30 PM (9ScGj)

104 Best.Review.Ever.

Posted by: Oswald at February 28, 2013 12:33 PM (5fSr7)

105 Crazy or stupid? Does two crazy = 1 stupid?

Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at February 28, 2013 12:34 PM (uhftQ)

106 A couple of months ago? Why didn't you say something at the time you sonofabitch! Can we just agree that from now on you will alert us immediately when one mildly retarded celebrity engages another narcissistic douchebag in a meaningless exchange of misspellings and cliches? Thanks. Posted by: Gristle Encased Head a I did. There was some blind item gossip about Sutter yelling at his actors and Brand used it to chide Sutter. Sutter shot back about how at least he didn't have the need to bone all his female employees like Brand.

Posted by: Flores para los muertos at February 28, 2013 12:34 PM (wQXBk)

107 And it went on from there but Brand deleted his tweets a day or two later.

Posted by: Flores para los muertos at February 28, 2013 12:35 PM (wQXBk)

108 Did anyone see when he rode on top of the bus at the Olympics, it was bizarre. I never understand the appeal of Russell Brand.

Posted by: Baldy at February 28, 2013 12:36 PM (opS9C)

109 The whole Brand/Katy Perry thing reminds me of this goofy show the wife likes to watch, 'the Bachelor'. She watches, with estrogen, I watch with some brain cells and some testosterone. I pick up the remote, back track and say 'watch this'. One of the final three babes is giving the guy her ring size and style she wants. I laugh while I notice he no longer is making eye contact, and laughing. I see the 'tell' while she doesn't. Women folk are funny.

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at February 28, 2013 12:36 PM (feFL6)

110 I'm firmly convinced that Russel Brand is a well-crafted hoax by the English. They spent years spreading rumors that he was funny so eventually we would take him and they could be rid of him. Our only choice is to do the same thing and pass him along...Australia maybe?

Posted by: BSR at February 28, 2013 12:38 PM (CBCxo)

111 F this guy. Remove the post.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at February 28, 2013 12:40 PM (VTeUD)

112 O/T

Isn't this like repossessing a rental car that was trashed by frat boys on spring break?

MI to take over Detroit

http://tinyurl.com/cxmyaew

Posted by: kbdabear at February 28, 2013 12:40 PM (mCvL4)

113 He's like that other jackass, Louis C.K, who almost got the White House Correspondent gig, mostly because he's a wretched nazgul.

Posted by: archie goodwin at February 28, 2013 12:43 PM (Jsiw/)

114 100% grade A douchetool. Will not watch.

Posted by: bosk at February 28, 2013 12:46 PM (n2K+4)

115 "I wouldn't say I'm a homosexual," Brand replied, delicately using his underwear fork to shuck the busboy out of his briefs. "I don't like labels. For me, it's more about connecting with people."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2013 12:49 PM (eJkKU)

116 All Louis CK talks about is whacking off.

Posted by: Flores para los muertos at February 28, 2013 12:55 PM (wQXBk)

117 Look, a MSNBC broadcast isn't supposed to be funny, guys. It's intended to enlighten. And you GOT to admit this: Rachel Maddow looks great with contacts.

But funny... I never knew she was Australian.

Or sucked cock.

Posted by: Low information voter at February 28, 2013 12:55 PM (qxcKC)

118 That show blows ass.

Posted by: RWC at February 28, 2013 01:04 PM (fWAjv)

119 Ace, watching this shit so we don't have to. Way to take one for the team.

Posted by: Max Entropy at February 28, 2013 01:55 PM (mIiUC)

120 Sometimes the hottest women end up with total assholes. So no Mr.Brand isn't cool for sniffing my lady Katy's holiest of holies

haha

Posted by: Danny at February 28, 2013 01:58 PM (caXxE)

121 The Brady Bunch is showing on Hallmark after I get home from work. I'm making my 7 year old watch it to get an appreciation for how much better life was during the 70s. I almost had a seizure from laughing during the "ow, my nose" episode. My poor kid couldn't figure out what was so funny about it.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 28, 2013 01:59 PM (Ec6wH)

122 I never understood why people like this guy. He's A) Not funny B) Ugly as hell C) do I need to explain more?

Posted by: Kaitian at February 28, 2013 02:20 PM (yFs0i)

123 Does anyone really think Russel Brand is funny? No one thinks he's funny, they're just saying so.

Posted by: jack at February 28, 2013 02:46 PM (XhzTz)

124 Maggot has a show on FX, I just thumbed through it and even with it muted it was hard to watch.

Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at February 28, 2013 07:38 PM (IanLz)

125 He's why the film industry needs its tax loopholes taken away.

Posted by: Wendy at March 01, 2013 05:42 AM (KydDZ)

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