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March 09, 2013

Richmond Area Morons, Assemble!
— Dave in Texas

If you like-minded knuckleheads want to meet up and draw peters on each other's passed out faces, there's a deal happening on Mar 23 in Richmond Virginia.

Any redneck who wants to apply, email dcore42 at the gee mail thingy.

No tights.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at 10:41 AM | Comments (20)
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1 My wife is in Short Pump right now where ever that is

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 09, 2013 10:52 AM (wR+pz)

2 Looks like a shopping center?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 09, 2013 10:53 AM (wR+pz)

3 I'm sorry. The way the invitation was phrased didn't exactly bowl me over.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2013 10:53 AM (g7q64)

4 As long as they are tasteful tights, then that's ok..

Posted by: Dave C at March 09, 2013 10:54 AM (DBuwH)

5 @3 I think he meant, no underwear, not tights.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at March 09, 2013 10:54 AM (wR+pz)

6 No tights, but The Guys Get Shirts?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 09, 2013 10:54 AM (ylG8S)

7 "Peters." Heh. Don't hear that particular cognomen much anymore. Reminds me of an old Peter Pan joke from my JR high days. Pretty much wrote itself.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Not Drunk at March 09, 2013 10:54 AM (6rcHp)

8 oh sure... a bitter-clinger round-up.... you guys all congregate, and then the distant sound of a lawn-mower engine, somewhere airborne... and then..

Posted by: Yip at March 09, 2013 10:55 AM (/jHWN)

9 Yip, lawnmower engine sound is so '90's. These new ones are quieter than Ashley Judd's vibrator. OT Yip, your BYP North Arrivals guys saved my bacon in Jan. late night low fuel. they were great.

Posted by: fartist at March 09, 2013 11:00 AM (UPFSl)

10 Heh.. fartist.. I'll pass it on to those I know over in BYP. Nice to know they did someone right. I'm retiring from the UKW area sometime this summer.. time to try something new.

Posted by: Yip at March 09, 2013 11:06 AM (/jHWN)

11 Richmond Texas is a lot closer. Enchiladas are better too.

Posted by: Mr. Dave in SPI at March 09, 2013 11:07 AM (xiaOm)

12 .... a faint vibrator in the sky sound... as the moron horde first was unconcerned with the familiar sound, they soon regretted their smirks as the wrath of the Obamabots rained down... how's that?

Posted by: Yip at March 09, 2013 11:11 AM (/jHWN)

13 Is this a trap to get all us conservatives in one location for a drone strike?

Posted by: Talibill at March 09, 2013 11:11 AM (SRk5C)

14 That's not horribly far from where I live. Oh wait, it is kind of far. Over six hours.

Well, heck.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2013 11:24 AM (xjpRj)

15 Peter Tork of the Monkees. Me an my sibs used to giggle like little kids at that name. Oh wait! We were little kids back then.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 09, 2013 11:36 AM (hhsyr)

16 Richmond's my hometown, but I'm too far away to make the trip now... April or May, maybe... Still, y'all get yourselves to Martin's Grocery Store and get some of the Ukrops Chicken Salad. Best chicken salad in the world. Damn. Now I'm homesick.

Posted by: rohon at March 09, 2013 11:48 AM (zjCbW)

17 I'll try and make it. Represent the terrible state of Maryland.

Posted by: Hobojerky at March 09, 2013 12:00 PM (8wKAB)

18 Hmmmm I'm in richmond, quit interacting with actual flesh and blood humans a long time ago, but may have to check this out.

Posted by: trailortrash at March 09, 2013 12:04 PM (xllDV)

19 Hell, I live in Short Pump so I'll be there.

If someone can tell me where the deal is going down.

Posted by: Bacadog at March 09, 2013 12:04 PM (sLH8K)

20 You had me up to "no tights".

Posted by: Che Pizza at March 09, 2013 04:51 PM (6Y1kS)

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