Ace of Spades HQ

May 03, 2013

Rick Perry Opens NRA Convention With Hail of Gunfire
— Ace

People are calling this gun an "assault rifle" but I'm not sure it is; I can't tell if any weapons are actually firing multi-shot. (And even if everyone is firing single-shot, maybe they've just selected that... I don't know if this is the civilian version or the military version.)

As I'm in doubt, let's just compromise and use the neutral language of ambiguity and call it an "Assault Murder-Gun."

More speeches here.

And, per a Washington Times writer, Ted Cruz blew the crowd away. Metaphorically, he meant.

Posted by: Ace at 01:53 PM | Comments (246)
Post contains 105 words, total size 1 kb.

1 He's showing his bare arms.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 03, 2013 01:55 PM (5wHPS)

2 Foist

Posted by: TexBob at May 03, 2013 01:55 PM (845XV)

3 Fuck that guy.

Posted by: Zombie Coyote at May 03, 2013 01:55 PM (Lv6Qx)

4 3

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 03, 2013 01:55 PM (HVff2)

5 Assault-President Rick Perry?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2013 01:55 PM (2YIjo)

6 Wake me up when some declares chocolate cake a civil right ...

Posted by: Adriane... at May 03, 2013 01:56 PM (TvO05)

7 I support the right to bear arms. I support the right to bare arms too. But then again, I support the right to arm bears. I'm easy like that.

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 03, 2013 01:58 PM (S2RnE)

8 Perry/Ayotte 2016!

Posted by: TheThinMan at May 03, 2013 01:58 PM (uzj/t)

9 Perry and Cruz?

Posted by: Yip at May 03, 2013 01:59 PM (/jHWN)

10 "9 Perry and Cruz? Posted by: Yip at May 03, 2013 05:59 PM (/jHWN) " Both from the same state?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2013 01:59 PM (2YIjo)

11 Alright. Where is the real Rick Perry? The sleepy, stuttery guy who sleepwalked through critical debates?

Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2013 02:00 PM (OlN4e)

12 Although I kinda hate to lose Cruz in the Senate.... except of course unless he was to be appointed to the SCOTUS... that would be awesome!

Posted by: Yip at May 03, 2013 02:00 PM (/jHWN)

13 Draw.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 02:00 PM (P3dtw)

14 Wake me up when some declares chocolate cake a civil right ... Chocolate cake is not a civil right. However, having it shoved up your hoo-ha by your life partner is

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2013 02:00 PM (cUARf)

15 OT - I just spent 90 minutes on a government website filling in mandatory information (health care profession) going round and round and GD f**ing round to get it to work. Then had to negotiate with a govt POS on the phone to get it off my to do list. When are we going to get back all the hundreds of hours that this incompetent govt steals from us - lost income, lost peace of mind and lost productivity. When are they going to stop penalizing the productive among us?! F*** you, you f***ing F***s!! Wake me when the revolution begins. I have some serious input. Ok - just had to vent. I'll go have a beer and try to not to do anything bad now. . .

Posted by: Your friendly local marmot at May 03, 2013 02:00 PM (DcEPq)

16 "11 Alright. Where is the real Rick Perry? The sleepy, stuttery guy who sleepwalked through critical debates? Posted by: maddogg at May 03, 2013 06:00 PM (OlN4e) " Well, it was probably for the best. Obama would have probably won anyway, and now he has a chance in 2016.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2013 02:01 PM (2YIjo)

17 Guns, God, guts....

Texas'll be fine

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 03, 2013 02:01 PM (LRFds)

18 I hope he has that weapon pointed at the border.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 02:01 PM (P3dtw)

19 I'd like to hear Pirro's speech

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2013 02:01 PM (piMMO)

20 Where is his Bible?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 02:02 PM (P3dtw)

21 I'd like to amend #8. Rick Perry and Kristi Noem 2016 Motto: in your Heart you know they're right

Posted by: TheThinMan at May 03, 2013 02:02 PM (25Udx)

22 NRA please send me more mail. I get lonely if I go a day without it.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 03, 2013 02:02 PM (5wHPS)

23 it's fucking loaded? Oops.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 02:02 PM (P3dtw)

24 Did Marco Rubio show up with a contingent of illegal aliens to do the clean-up and any other job Americans won't do?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 03, 2013 02:03 PM (8ZskC)

25 Perry/Ayotte 2016! Posted by: TheThinMan

Peyote? I'm in!

Posted by: OWS at May 03, 2013 02:04 PM (R18D0)

26 Rick Perry-Fred Thompson 2016! The Stuttering and The Sleepy. Side by Side. They will kick the Democrats ass -- as long as neither has to stand for more than 15 minutes at a time. But if the Democrats agree to a sit down or recliner-based debate format -- watch out!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 03, 2013 02:04 PM (ZPrif)

27 Farm safety?

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 03, 2013 02:04 PM (UypUQ)

28 Metaphorically, he meant.

...Oh.

So when I thought Cruz had performed oral sex on an arena of 6,000 men named Ol' Pepe, who then fled in post-ejaculatory homo-shame...

This is why I failed English.

Posted by: oblig. at May 03, 2013 02:04 PM (cePv8)

29 Chocolate cake is not a civil right. However, having it shoved up your hoo-ha by your life partner is

If the cake-shoving life partner plays professional sports we may have another Cultural Milestone to report!

Posted by: The MSM at May 03, 2013 02:05 PM (8ZskC)

30 Is this really the image the NRA wants? The stereotype of the NRA is middle aged fat white guys from the south with pick up trucks firing scary looking guns. Hmmm, how do you dispell that stereotype....by showing middle aged fat white guys from the south (OK TX isn't the south, I know but close enough) with pick up trucks shooting scary guns.

WTF?

What the NRA - and guns rights supporters in general need - is a PR effort of moms with guns, business execs with guns, minorities with guns and a few NY and Boston accents wouldn't hurt either.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 02:05 PM (HDgX3)

But then again, I support the right to arm bears. I'm easy like that.

We use arms for hugging.

Posted by: Bears at May 03, 2013 02:05 PM (9GW4Y)

32 That'll teach 'em to cross our border!

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 02:05 PM (P3dtw)

33 Perry/Ayotte 2016! *** Ayotte Uh, no.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2013 02:06 PM (piMMO)

34 Perry's just standing there going pew! pew! pew! /liberal meme

Posted by: zsasz at May 03, 2013 02:06 PM (MMC8r)

35 Rick Perry couldn't get elected in these United States, but I would like to live in a country he would be the elected leader.

Posted by: tony redenzo at May 03, 2013 02:06 PM (Vodnq)

The country is on the edge.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2013 02:07 PM (ymDPi)

37 Are those the weapons we're sending to Mexico to cut down on the number of immigrants coming here?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 03, 2013 02:07 PM (3+QKS)

38 Rick Perry couldn't get elected in these United States, but I would like to live in a country he would be the elected leader. The Republic of Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2013 02:08 PM (cUARf)

39
Perry never answered for painting the word chigger on the rock.

Posted by: Rachel "Sweet Cooter" Maddow at May 03, 2013 02:08 PM (1lQzY)

if its Perry or Cruz, I would welcome a Texan POTUS.

Don't think they would let some seals die on a rooftop cause of bad optics

Posted by: Thunderb at May 03, 2013 02:08 PM (nH8jP)

41 "39 Are those the weapons we're sending to Mexico to cut down on the number of immigrants coming here? Posted by: Dr Spank at May 03, 2013 06:07 PM (3+QKS) " The only way Rick Perry has an actual Assault Rifle is if he's been hanging out with Holder.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2013 02:09 PM (2YIjo)

42 [21] Thin Man, that ticket, would be great in a new country, just not this one.

Posted by: tony redenzo at May 03, 2013 02:09 PM (Vodnq)

43 I blew the crowd away with my penis.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at May 03, 2013 02:09 PM (3+QKS)

44 >>>27 Rick Perry-Fred Thompson 2016! That manwhich would make me endorse gay polygamous marriage. With Ted Nugent presiding over the marriage ceremony.

Posted by: wooga at May 03, 2013 02:09 PM (CbCus)

45 Maybe a "tactical ballistic rape weapon in the war on women"? I like that he took four aimed shots. Moderate!

Posted by: Beagle at May 03, 2013 02:09 PM (sOtz/)

46 Thanks for your concern, Mr. Moo Moo.

A guy who calls himself Mr. Moo Moo should be your first choice for advice on matters of public image.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 03, 2013 02:09 PM (8ZskC)

47 The country is on the edge. The chair is against the wall. Repeat, The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2013 02:10 PM (cUARf)

Shield Tactical has just opened their new facility in Shiner, TX.

Texas is becoming the go-to place for firearm manufacturers.

This is good.

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2013 02:10 PM (3B3wv)

49
I've shot with Guv'ener Perry and he shoot like a man. Obama will always shoot like a girl.

Posted by: Ted Nugent at May 03, 2013 02:10 PM (1lQzY)

50 the chair is empty

Posted by: Thunderb at May 03, 2013 02:10 PM (nH8jP)

51 The safety's on? Oops.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 02:11 PM (P3dtw)

52 I believe in 3 things : God, guns and keeping gays in the closet.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at May 03, 2013 02:11 PM (3+QKS)

53 Chocolate cake is not a civil right. However, having it shoved up your hoo-ha by your life partner is What if ... hypothetically speaking ... someone posts a message in a forum threatening to shove chocolate cake up my hoo-ha?

Posted by: [strike]meg[/strike] Just askin' for a friend ... at May 03, 2013 02:11 PM (TvO05)

54 Shield Tactical has just opened their new facility in Shiner, TX.

Texas is becoming the go-to place for firearm manufacturers.
This is good. Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2013 06:10 PM

Beer and guns? Sounds like a weekend.

Posted by: huerfano at May 03, 2013 02:12 PM (bAGA/)

55 "51 I've shot with Guv'ener Perry and he shoot like a man. Obama will always shoot like a girl. Posted by: Ted Nugent at May 03, 2013 06:10 PM (1lQzY) " Obama's son was going to teach him. But...

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2013 02:12 PM (2YIjo)

56 Why is Ted Cruz's penis being discussed? MUMR, clean this thread up!

Posted by: L,elle at May 03, 2013 02:13 PM (0PiQ4)

57 peolpe -- that's the weaselized version of the jackalope.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 03, 2013 02:13 PM (2iU3x)

58 LaRue Tactical is in Leander, TX?

Hell, we lived in Cedar Park for five years and I never even knew they were there. That is awesome.

Posted by: mongo78 at May 03, 2013 02:13 PM (2b46R)

59 He's shooting at a Chris Matthews target. Bullseye.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 02:13 PM (P3dtw)

60 Ooh, he's got a scope. And a bipod, apparently.

That's fancy.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 03, 2013 02:14 PM (BeSEI)

61 Molan labe - that's from Texas too

Posted by: Thunderb at May 03, 2013 02:14 PM (nH8jP)

62 It's probably a RAPE assault murder gun. Those are even worse than the plain assault murder guns.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 03, 2013 02:14 PM (RZ8pf)

53 The safety's on? Oops.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 06:11 PM (P3dtw)

---------

Fuck off. ....Oops.

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2013 02:14 PM (3B3wv)

64 So, I'm thinking the Gonzales Flag would be the best of the throw back flags to use when the Republic declares independence. We can post it allalong the Red River assuming that Oklahoma doesn't want to tag along with us.

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 06:11 PM (wsGWu)

-------------------------------------------

C'mon. TX is OK's drunken, useless brother, but still our brother.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2013 02:15 PM (ymDPi)

65 "59 Why is Ted Cruz's penis being discussed? MUMR, clean this thread up! Posted by: L,elle at May 03, 2013 06:13 PM (0PiQ4) " Ok, you homos. You heard the lady. Stop talking about Ted Cruz's penis.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2013 02:15 PM (2YIjo)

66 When I make love to a woman her mother feels it.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at May 03, 2013 02:15 PM (3+QKS)

67 #56. Let them eat chocolate cake.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 02:15 PM (P3dtw)

68
I love having chocolate cake rubbed on my FUPA. It's very sexual, and I let my dog Thumper lick it off.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 03, 2013 02:15 PM (1lQzY)

69 [54] You know, Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana would make a cool country. Iwonder what the GDP would be.

Posted by: tony redenzo at May 03, 2013 02:16 PM (Vodnq)

70 The coyote pulled first. Rick was just faster.

Posted by: toby928© One comment, Vasili, one comment only please at May 03, 2013 02:16 PM (QupBk)

71 Shit, ya'll are dirty.

Posted by: L,elle at May 03, 2013 02:16 PM (0PiQ4)

72 http://tinyurl.com/d8f3wf9

Perry and the Nuge == Benny and the Jets can't sniff.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 03, 2013 02:16 PM (2iU3x)

73 The media and the left don't understand "gun culture"

I don't understand their gay penis culture

Posted by: Albie Damned at May 03, 2013 02:16 PM (Yhu4q)

I guess Cruz offered to debate Biden on gun control

I would like him to debate the JEF on anything

Posted by: Thunderb at May 03, 2013 02:18 PM (nH8jP)

75 Damn. That video gave me a girlie boner, if there is such a thing.

Get your shit together Rick, and run against the Hildebeast in 2016. Beat her ass!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 02:19 PM (lVPtV)

76 He regularly invites bloggers to go shooting with him. If you moved to Texas, where the woman are women and so are some of the men, you could go shooting with him, too.

Posted by: waldo at May 03, 2013 02:19 PM (sXWmd)

77 C'mon. TX is OK's drunken, useless brother, but still our brother. Posted by: Soona

What's really funny is that if you couldn't recruit football players from Texas, Oklahoma and Oklahoma State would be laughed out of the NCAA.

Yes, I went there. I hope someone can read it to you.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at May 03, 2013 02:19 PM (3+QKS)

78 If a rifle doesn't have full automatic capability, it is not technically an assault rifle. This is another case of the freedom haters changing the language to push an agenda. Besides, if I didn't think guns were so icky and I wanted to own a fully automatic rifle, I shouldn't have to purchase a speciel license (pay a tax) to do so. Or go through a background check for that matter. Both are infringements on my God given 2nd amendment rights.

Posted by: teej at May 03, 2013 02:19 PM (M7Cfv)

The best part about the Gonzales Flag? Some sweet little Texas ladies painted it.

"Two ladies of the town, Cynthia Burns and Evaline DeWitt, painted a flag on cotton cloth, depicting the cannon, the lone star of Texas and a clear challenge to the enemy"

God bless Texas women.

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 02:19 PM (wsGWu)

80 I offered to debate Biden, with my fists.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at May 03, 2013 02:20 PM (3+QKS)

81 Ooooh.....he said God!

Isn't that illegal in America for a governor to say that?

Posted by: ACLU/Democrat Party/NY Times at May 03, 2013 02:20 PM (/WLC3)

82 We love Harry Reid pedofeeler penis.

Posted by: National Rifle Associaton Please Donate at May 03, 2013 02:20 PM (977TX)

83 What's really funny is that if you couldn't
recruit football players from Texas, Oklahoma and Oklahoma State would
be laughed out of the NCAA.

Yes, I went there. I hope someone can read it to you.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at May 03, 2013 06:19 PM (3+QKS)

--------------------------------------------

What's so strange about that? Who wants to play for TX?

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2013 02:22 PM (ymDPi)

84 the local news in Boston mentioned this convention...and tied the NRA to the Sandy Hook shootings. The Publicists, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by: soothie at May 03, 2013 02:22 PM (xVKk3)

85 BREAKING : Governor Rick Perry causes spate of 4 hour erections during NRA Convention speech.

Posted by: CNN at May 03, 2013 02:22 PM (3+QKS)

86 Rick Perry/Nikki Halley 2016

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 02:22 PM (lVPtV)

87 37 Thanks for your concern, Mr. Moo Moo.

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 06:07 PM (wsGWu)

______________

No you're right, the way you win over moderates/independents is by playing into the worst stereotypes of gun nuts. Carry on.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 02:23 PM (HDgX3)

88 [77] Texas Louisiana, and Oklahoma are responsiple for 11.6% of the US GDP.

Posted by: tony redenzo at May 03, 2013 02:24 PM (Vodnq)

89 I still like Ted Cruz. I don't care that he is new. He could beat em, not afraid to fight, and fight establishment pubs too

Posted by: Thunderb at May 03, 2013 02:24 PM (nH8jP)

90 No you're right, the way you win over moderates/independents is by playing into the worst stereotypes of gun nuts. Carry on.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo

How many elections have you won again?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 03, 2013 02:24 PM (Yr6sH)

91 Psst...Mr. Moo Moo

BOO!

Posted by: Scary Guns at May 03, 2013 02:24 PM (lVPtV)

92 # 69. Who's yer daddy...Who's yer daddy.....

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 02:25 PM (P3dtw)

93 Cruz needs to stay in the senate. Perry/Rand

Posted by: HoboJerky at May 03, 2013 02:25 PM (fCXCT)

94 31 Is this really the image the NRA wants?
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:05 PM (HDgX3)

So you're saying that one vid of a successful governor firing off weaponry negates the awesomeness that is, say, NRA spokesman Colion Noir? How exactly does that work?

Posted by: LizLem at May 03, 2013 02:25 PM (8wqqE)

95 Mr Moo Moo carries with the chamber empty, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: toby928© One comment, Vasili, one comment only please at May 03, 2013 02:25 PM (QupBk)

96 "93 37 Thanks for your concern, Mr. Moo Moo. Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 06:07 PM (wsGWu) ______________ No you're right, the way you win over moderates/independents is by playing into the worst stereotypes of gun nuts. Carry on. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:23 PM (HDgX3) " Well, if nothing else, the right to be a "gun nut" is in the Constitution.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2013 02:25 PM (2YIjo)

97 I break wind with more content and intellect that anything Mr Moo Moo writes

Posted by: Thunderb at May 03, 2013 02:26 PM (nH8jP)

98 Mr. Moo Moo, if seeing Rick.Perry shooting that gun doesn't either make you want to be him or want to do him, I really doubt a video of a middle aged soccer mom is going to move the needle.

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 02:26 PM (wsGWu)

99 NRA spokesman Colion Noir I was watching that guy's youtube channel just last night. Funny guy.

Posted by: toby928© One comment, Vasili, one comment only please at May 03, 2013 02:26 PM (QupBk)

100 He's shooting at a Santa Anna target.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 02:27 PM (P3dtw)

101

Mu Mu, that's just your stereotype of NRA members.

The rest of us who live out in the real world know better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 03, 2013 02:27 PM (+z4pE)

102 He's shooting at a Santa Anna target. Ah, only one leg.

Posted by: toby928© One comment, Vasili, one comment only please at May 03, 2013 02:27 PM (QupBk)

103 Rick Perry!!! Geesh, I love that guy.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 03, 2013 02:27 PM (DGIjM)

104

92 Rick Perry/Nikki Halley 2016

I would prefer...Rick Perry/Allen West 2016.

But Nikki Halley would be good too.

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2013 02:27 PM (3B3wv)

105 >>>64 Molan labe - that's from Texas too Not to be confused with Melon Labia, which are from Wellesley College.

Posted by: wooga at May 03, 2013 02:27 PM (CbCus)

106 Did they edit out the part where Perry carves a swastika in the picnic table with a finger bone from an executed prisoner? Pretty bad optics if you ask me.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 03, 2013 02:27 PM (+lsX1)

107 Jezus some of you are dense. You're not trying to convince bubba that guns are fun. He already thinks so. The way you win the gun war is by convincing the fence sitters that gun ownership is nothing to be afraid of. And you don't do that by showing a bunch of rednecks in TX shooting AR15s.

Kinda marketing 101.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 02:28 PM (HDgX3)

108 Mr. Moo Moo would rather talk about gayness. It's soooo fucking moderate. Concern much, Moo Moo?

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2013 02:28 PM (ymDPi)

109 Mr. Moo Moo---there will never be an utter you.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 02:28 PM (P3dtw)

110 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:05 PM (HDgX3)

Showing off that blazing intellect again?

The "moderates" and "independents" the Republican party needs don't live in places where people speak with NY accents.

They live in Fl and OH and VA and NC and NV and PA and WI and IA and CO.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 03, 2013 02:29 PM (/WLC3)

111 I've still got a Rick Perry, Bitches! sticker with a dead coyote on it.

I'm ready.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 02:29 PM (lVPtV)

112 Yeah, never appeal to your base. Always be a squish. Winner winner, chicken dinner. Hey, remember when the Democrats had their convention and in no way did they appeal to their base? Remember how they didn't feature hard-core left-wingers and totally rejected people like Sandra Fluke? Moo moo is a PR fucking genius I tells ya!

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 03, 2013 02:29 PM (ZPrif)

113 "113 Jezus some of you are dense. You're not trying to convince bubba that guns are fun. He already thinks so. The way you win the gun war is by convincing the fence sitters that gun ownership is nothing to be afraid of. And you don't do that by showing a bunch of rednecks in TX shooting AR15s. Kinda marketing 101. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:28 PM (HDgX3) " 1. Don't blaspheme. 2. It's in the Constitution.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2013 02:29 PM (2YIjo)

114 107
Mu Mu, that's just your stereotype of NRA members.

The rest of us who live out in the real world know better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 03, 2013 06:27 PM (+z4pE)

____________

No you live in a bubble where you think everyone loves guns. Try getting out a little more and you'll see the world is much different. And whatever the NRA member is or isn't, that video portrays the NRA as the worst stereotype. Do you really not understand that?

And I've been an NRA member for about 10 years so spare the bullshit.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 02:30 PM (HDgX3)

115 If Texas was an independent nation it would have the 14th largest economy in the world, right behind Spain, so soon to have the 13th largest economy in the world.

Oklahoma? 54th.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at May 03, 2013 02:30 PM (3+QKS)

116 John has a long {mustache}. John has a long {mustache}

Posted by: Slightly Demented at May 03, 2013 02:30 PM (yDWX4)

117 Dad gummed auto correct. Always stickin' it's nose in when it's not wanted but when you want it to show up,,, it's off taking a break. And why all you TX, LA, OK touting people keep leaving Kansas out I'll never know. Have you seen our recent gun legislation? Including the one that says essentially that any firearm made in kansas and that stays in kansas is not covered by any federal law. In other words, pound sand barky.

Posted by: teej at May 03, 2013 02:30 PM (SFZtG)

118 I'm 5 minute in to Ted Cruz's speech.. dang... he is awesome. thank you Texas.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 03, 2013 02:30 PM (DGIjM)

119 I have a lib cousin I haven't seen in years on his way out to our house to go out to dinner.

This should be interesting. He even ignored my mother's funeral.

I'll report back later.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 02:30 PM (lVPtV)

120

...don't live in places where people speak with NY accents.

They live in Fl...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 03, 2013 06:29 PM (/WLC3)

You've obviously never been to Florida

Posted by: National Rifle Associaton Please Donate at May 03, 2013 02:31 PM (977TX)

121 Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at May 03, 2013 02:31 PM (2YIjo)

122 Showing off that blazing intellect again?

The "moderates" and "independents" the Republican party needs don't live in places where people speak with NY accents.

They live in Fl and OH and VA and NC and NV and PA and WI and IA and CO.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 03, 2013 06:29 PM (/WLC3)

_______________

Really? There are no moderates in NY or MA? I guess it was only those rabid right wingers that elected Scott Brown huh? Or elected Giuliani.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 02:31 PM (HDgX3)

123 I have a lib cousin I haven't seen in years on his way out to our house to go out to dinner. Why do you subject yourself to this?

Posted by: toby928© One comment, Vasili, one comment only please at May 03, 2013 02:31 PM (QupBk)

124 Rick Perry is hot, Cruz is not. It's like matter and anti-matter.

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2013 02:31 PM (r2PLg)

125

Mu Mu, this is the opening of an NRA event. Nobody there is trying to convince anyone else of anything.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 03, 2013 02:31 PM (+z4pE)

126 The fact that Ted Cruz drives intern murderin' Joe Scarborough bat-shit-fucking crazy makes me happy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 02:31 PM (lVPtV)

127 Jezus some of you are dense. You're not trying to convince bubba that guns are fun. He already thinks so. The way you win the gun war is by convincing the fence sitters that gun ownership is nothing to be afraid of. And you don't do that by showing a bunch of rednecks in TX shooting AR15s.

Totally dude, +1. Perry needs to some videos showing him doing non-threatening things like playing soccer or weaving a hemp rope. Every so often his shirt might peek up a little bit and you can see the edge of his holster or like the outline of a spare magazine in the back pocket of his capri pants. That would win so many hearts and minds you guys.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 03, 2013 02:32 PM (+lsX1)

128 I'll take Perry you gals can fight for Cruz. Heh.

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2013 02:32 PM (r2PLg)

129 Why do you subject yourself to this?

Posted by: toby928Â© One comment, Vasili, one comment only please at May 03, 2013 06:31 PM (QupBk

He's passing through town, with my sweet, elderly uncle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 02:32 PM (lVPtV)

130 Mu Mu, this is the opening of an NRA event. Nobody there is trying to convince anyone else of anything.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 03, 2013 06:31 PM (+z4pE)

____________

You really don't understand PR do you?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 02:33 PM (HDgX3)

131 I got three things to say about Rick Perry. 1 - He should have been President 2 - He looks comfortable around the guns 3 - Ahhhhhhh, .... damn..... ummmmm.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 03, 2013 02:33 PM (jucos)

132 He's shooting parallel to the ground, so he must be shooting skeet.

Posted by: Up With People! at May 03, 2013 02:33 PM (FmFB3)

133 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:28 PM (HDgX3) Hey you mother Hefer, I was just teaching the SIL all about the AR. I'm not bubba, I got a cousin named bubba, but not me. Frick the Fricken fence sitters, they usually have posts wedged in their rump roasts. If you don't understand the value of the second amendment, then you must only pretend to understand the value of the first one.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/West 2016 at May 03, 2013 02:33 PM (XIxXP)

134 Totally dude, +1. Perry needs to some videos showing him doing non-threatening things like playing soccer or weaving a hemp rope. Every so often his shirt might peek up a little bit and you can see the edge of his holster or like the outline of a spare magazine in the back pocket of his capri pants. That would win so many hearts and minds you guys. Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 03, 2013 06:32 PM (+lsX1) Yes! Driving a Prius and petting kittens would be a nice touch too. or just save all that and come out as the ghey.

Posted by: Jumbo Shrimp at May 03, 2013 02:34 PM (DGIjM)

135 Teej, I'd love Kansas to come too.

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 02:34 PM (wsGWu)

136 Totally dude, +1. Perry needs to some videos showing him doing non-threatening things like playing soccer or weaving a hemp rope. Every so often his shirt might peek up a little bit and you can see the edge of his holster or like the outline of a spare magazine in the back pocket of his capri pants. That would win so many hearts and minds you guys.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 03, 2013 06:32 PM (+lsX1)

________

No you show a video of someone who used a gun for self defense in their home. You show a video of a suburban mother at a gun range. You show a video of a convenience store owner who stopped a robbery using a gun.

You don't show rednecks in TX firing AR15s.

If you don't understand why one is a better recruiting tool than the other, you're not very bright.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 02:34 PM (HDgX3)

137 Gun owners should never go shooting if they are white, because of the optics. Half the shooters in CA are like the Repeating Cow, which is why we are SO FUCKING BONED. Calguns and CGF could fucking rock the state if it wasn't for pathological image fear and the resulting *constant* infighting. As it is CGF kind of rules the courts, but they don't seem to have any real political influence.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 03, 2013 02:34 PM (qyfb5)

138 Is he shooting at Mr. Moo Moo?

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at May 03, 2013 02:35 PM (P3dtw)

139 Fellow Mexicans, as Gov. Rick Perry has made it abundantly clear in this video, American guns are being supplied to Mexicans to kill Mexicans, decent people who have legitimate issues with bogus sovereignty claims made by white Anglos in the states of California, New Mexico, Arizona, and Texas. I trust that you future citizens of the United States will remember that when you arrive at the polls on election day in 2016.

Posted by: The Precedent [/i] at May 03, 2013 02:35 PM (U2UQk)

140 OK, so a black jockey is riding one of the favorites at the Kentucky Derby -- and the picture shows him in, you guessed it: Pink! What are teh odds that he comes out as ghey after the race? All the cool kids are doing it!

Posted by: jakeman at May 03, 2013 02:35 PM (96M6e)

141 He's shooting parallel to the ground, so he must be shooting skeet.

An AR15 sucks for skeet. Tech 9, there's a skeet gun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 03, 2013 02:35 PM (8ZskC)

142 You really don't understand PR do you? Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:33 PM (HDgX3) -------------------------------------------------------- Bless your heart.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 03, 2013 02:35 PM (jucos)

143 I'd like to see a video of Perry rounding up some illegal immigrants, I might consider him for vice with the Queen.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Perry? 2016 at May 03, 2013 02:36 PM (XIxXP)

144 geez, Moo Moo, youre such a thread kill. can you spare the lecture for once. its friday night.

here, I'll make it easy for you. we're all stupid. youre the smartest person here. now shut up, please.

Posted by: L,elle at May 03, 2013 02:36 PM (0PiQ4)

145 fucktard mu mu gonna learn us some PR! Dumbshit, NRA just beat fucking Obama, the Media, and the whole Left. Everybody else on the Right has got their asses kicked by Obama. But the NRA won? Why? Because they don't listen to concert troll maggots telling them to be squick pussies hiding from who they are. Strong horse motherfucker.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 03, 2013 02:36 PM (ZPrif)

146 Who doesn't speak Puerto Rican?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 03, 2013 02:36 PM (ZshNr)

147 If Texas was an independent nation it would have the 14th largest economy in the world, right behind Spain, so soon to have the 13th largest economy in the world.

Oklahoma? 54th.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at May 03, 2013 06:30 PM (3+QKS)

----------------------------------------------

We're pretty happy where we are. How's all those dark blue areas in TX workin' for ya? That Sheila Jackson Lee is turning out to be quite the congresswoman, huh?

I wonder if TX was the size of OK in square miles what that statistic would be.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2013 02:37 PM (ymDPi)

148 Mr. Moo Moo, this was shown to the NRA convention, It isn't an ad.

Please don't get so upset.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 03, 2013 02:37 PM (GoIUi)

149 Oh for fuck's sake. You mean like they're already doing? http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2013/05/women-of-the-nra.php Now kindly stfu.

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 02:37 PM (wsGWu)

150 Strong horse motherfucker. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 03, 2013 06:36 PM (ZPrif) Wow, is that you Bubba? You are my favorite cousin.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Perry? 2016 at May 03, 2013 02:37 PM (XIxXP)

151 I see Moo Moo is back to shitting the bed today. And in spectacular fashion too. Yes clearly the NRA is horrible. We should instead be embracing gay marriage and granting amnesty to criminals. That will totally help us win.

Posted by: buzzion at May 03, 2013 02:37 PM (LI48c)

152 You don't show rednecks in TX firing AR15s.
If you don't understand why one is a better recruiting tool than the other, you're not very bright.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:34 PM (HDgX3

Well, you just toss "redneck" right out there, don't ya?

I'll type s l o w l y. This video was for the NRA convention.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 02:38 PM (lVPtV)

153 I now want a photo of Perry roping steer.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2013 02:38 PM (piMMO)

154 151 fucktard mu mu gonna learn us some PR!

Dumbshit, NRA just beat fucking Obama, the Media, and the whole Left.

Everybody else on the Right has got their asses kicked by Obama. But the NRA won?

Why? Because they don't listen to concert troll maggots telling them to be squick pussies hiding from who they are.

Strong horse motherfucker.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at May 03, 2013 06:36 PM (ZPrif)

___________

You're 100% right. The way to keep winning is by forming a coalition of fat redneck Ar15 owners. That's gotta be what 85% of the population. Right?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 02:38 PM (HDgX3)

155 When the least popular person in a crowd lectures you about How To Make Friends And Influence People... Face it, that had nothing to do with PR, it's about Talking Shit About The Correct People, i.e. rednecks with beer bellies. It's a hostile cultural signifier masquerading as advice.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 03, 2013 02:38 PM (qyfb5)

156 OT, but crappy news in Utah. There was a giant slide at Kennecott's Bingham Canyon mine back in April (large open copper mine, can be seen from space, big tourist draw), and they are now estimating that production will be cut in half, huge layoffs. Kennecott is the 2nd largest copper producer in the US. As if copper prices weren't high enough. Our state's economy has been relatively stable but this is gonna rock it a bit.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/br443xe

Posted by: LizLem at May 03, 2013 02:39 PM (8wqqE)

157 Hey Moo Moo.... If Perry came out as Teh Ghey, would it be ok for him to be firing a gun?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 03, 2013 02:39 PM (jucos)

158 We should instead be embracing gay marriage and granting amnesty to criminals. That will totally help us win.

Posted by: buzzion at May 03, 2013 06:37 PM (LI48c)

You obviously fail to grasp the concept of "the hill to die on." These aren't them.

Posted by: Senor Hoo Hoo at May 03, 2013 02:39 PM (8ZskC)

159 159 I now want a photo of Perry roping steer. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2013 06:38 PM (piMMO) ************* Is it the name-- Mr. Moo Moo that has you thinking that?

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2013 02:39 PM (r2PLg)

160 Well, you just toss "redneck" right out there, don't ya?

I'll type s l o w l y. This video was for the NRA convention.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 06:38 PM (lVPtV)

___________

Yes. Fat white guys who drive pick ups and shooting Ar15s are rednecks. Sorry to offend. And yes it's for the NRA convention and it will be making news across the country showing the very worst stereotypes of what the NRA is. You people cannot be this dense.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 02:40 PM (HDgX3)

161 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Ted Cruz at May 03, 2013 02:40 PM (3+QKS)

162 FUCKING FAT REDNECKS! WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO ME AND DO WHAT I SAY, SISTER-HUMPERS! I Cannot Imagine Why They Aren't Listening.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 03, 2013 02:40 PM (qyfb5)

163 You're 100% right. The way to keep winning is by forming a coalition of fat redneck Ar15 owners. That's gotta be what 85% of the population. Right? Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:38 PM (HDgX3) Now we are fat? I think we have found a friend for Jwest.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Perry? 2016 at May 03, 2013 02:40 PM (XIxXP)

164 Shooting steer? Is that a sport?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 03, 2013 02:40 PM (8ZskC)

165 >>>>>When the least popular person in a crowd lectures you about How To Make Friends And Influence People... Mero, lol!

Posted by: L,elle at May 03, 2013 02:40 PM (0PiQ4)

166 Yes. Fat white guys who drive pick ups and shooting Ar15s are rednecks. Sorry to offend. And yes it's for the NRA convention and it will be making news across the country showing the very worst stereotypes of what the NRA is. You people cannot be this dense.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:40 PM (HDgX3)

No one sinks to the bottom of the ocean faster than you moo moo.

Posted by: buzzion at May 03, 2013 02:41 PM (LI48c)

167 I don't always shoot while on camera, but when I do, I sit at a picnic table.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 03, 2013 02:41 PM (ZshNr)

168 Yes. Fat white guys who drive pick ups and shooting Ar15s are rednecks. Skinny white guys that drive priouses are socialist pussies so there.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Perry? 2016 at May 03, 2013 02:41 PM (XIxXP)

169 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8

Skeet gun

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 03, 2013 02:41 PM (2iU3x)

170
Now we are fat? I think we have found a friend for Jwest.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Perry? 2016 at May 03, 2013 06:40 PM (XIxXP)

__________

I don't know what you are. The people in that video are fat.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 02:42 PM (HDgX3)

171 Sing it with me everyone. And it's up against the wall Redneck mother. Mother who has raised her son so well. So well. So well. He's 34 and sitting in a honky tonk. Kickin Moo Moo's ass and raising hell.

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 02:42 PM (wsGWu)

172 I don't always shoot while on camera, but when I do, I sit at a picnic table. Posted by: Lincolntf at May 03, 2013 06:41 PM

Check out video at 75

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 03, 2013 02:42 PM (2iU3x)

173 Oh Please, the guy with the nic Mr. Moo Moo is calling us rednecks fat. I think you're probably more a heffer than a bull.

Posted by: L,elle at May 03, 2013 02:43 PM (0PiQ4)

174 The way you win the gun war is by convincing the fence sitters that gun ownership is nothing to be afraid of. And you don't do that by showing a bunch of rednecks in TX shooting AR15s. Kinda marketing 101. It's so easy even a dumb redneck can do it. Marketing 201.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2013 02:43 PM (lwkv9)

175 I don't know what you are. The people in that video are fat. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:42 PM (HDgX3) I could lose a few pounds but you are an asshole, much more difficult to adjust.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Perry? 2016 at May 03, 2013 02:43 PM (XIxXP)

176 Any comment on that powerline link, Moo?

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 02:43 PM (wsGWu)

177 It's not like the term 'redneck' is pejorative or anything. It would be like me being critical of the NAACP because of all the n*@@*+s there.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 03, 2013 02:43 PM (jucos)

178 Fat white guys who drive pick ups and shooting Ar15s are rednecks. Sorry to offend.

Hey, Moo Moo. Is my non-fat kid a "redneck" because he loves to shoot big, scary guns, and drives a pickup when he's home?

Because I have a young Cpl. of the Marines who'd love for you to call him a "redneck" to his face. He'd probably take it as a badge of honor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 02:43 PM (lVPtV)

179 Yes. Fat white guys who drive pick ups and shooting Ar15s are rednecks. Sorry to offend. And yes it's for the NRA convention and it will be making news across the country showing the very worst stereotypes of what the NRA is. You people cannot be this dense.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:40 PM (HDgX3)

--------------------------------------------

You're really Karl Rove, aren't you?

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2013 02:43 PM (ymDPi)

180 No you show a video of someone who used a gun for self defense in their home. You show a video of a suburban mother at a gun range. You show a video of a convenience store owner who stopped a robbery using a gun.
You don't show rednecks in TX firing AR15s.
If you don't understand why one is a better recruiting tool than the other, you're not very bright.

Nailed it! You could also have a video of like a pharmaceutical rep from Rhode Island shooting at a picture of Todd Aiken or a Brooklyn hipster shooting at empty PBR cans in an ironic fashion. So many hearts and minds you guys.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at May 03, 2013 02:43 PM (+lsX1)

181 I don't know what you are. The people in that video are fat. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:42 PM (HDgX3) ************* What is it with the Gay Mafia's fixation on weight? Women, fashion industry and enemas.

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2013 02:44 PM (r2PLg)

182 Thank you Lauren. Plus we have an incredible, all around agriculture industry and our fair share of oil and natural gas. Like salt? Check out the salt mines around Hutchinson. And I mustn't forget,,, teh crappie!!! Which I'll start catching in a week or so if winter ever decides to leave.

Posted by: teej at May 03, 2013 02:44 PM (erYRT)

183 Mr. Moo Moo, Perry could have done an ad with puppies and kitties and girls with pink rifles talking about how they used them to defend themselves from abusive husbands and boyfriends.

And the NRA would still be smeared as fat, dumb rednecks.

So, in their face with it and energize the troops!

They hate the NRA no matter what. So I say thevideo was fine.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 03, 2013 02:44 PM (GoIUi)

184 Just think! You could show urban yoots shooting guns sideways and shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 02:45 PM (lVPtV)

185 Teej, my dad lives out near Marion, so I have a soft spot.

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 02:45 PM (wsGWu)

186 The funniest gun control article of the year: Keene - NRA President "What (Obama) learned is that he bit off a lot more than he can chew and that you can't just talk your way to a victory. You have to have something that makes some sense and he what he was proposing just didn't make much sense." Keene recalled that he took a day off last week to fish for trout on the Missouri River in Montana. "Unfortunately, I took my cellphone with me and my cellphone rings in the midst of my float and it's Joe Manchin, who's talking about how reasonable his idea is. And finally I said, 'Look, I'm in the middle of the Missouri River, I've got a trout on the line. I don't agree, you will have to make your own decisions, and I hung up. You have to keep your priorities straight."

Posted by: Up With People! at May 03, 2013 02:45 PM (FmFB3)

187 Rick Perry is fat?

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 02:46 PM (wsGWu)

188 I don't know what you are. The people in that video are fat. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:42 PM (HDgX3) Moochelle? is that you?

Posted by: Jumbo 'bubba' Shrimp at May 03, 2013 02:46 PM (DGIjM)

189 Just think! You could show urban yoots shooting guns sideways and shit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 06:45 PM (lVPtV) Yeah, dew rags, baggy pants, spliffs and a glock. Theres a pro gun video fer ya.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Perry? 2016 at May 03, 2013 02:46 PM (XIxXP)

190

149 I'd like to see a video of Perry rounding up some illegal immigrants, I might consider him for vice with the Queen.

Perry *does* round them up...but he doesn't have the power to deport them.

Then Barky lets them go.

The State of Texas shouldn't have to be out the expense of doing the Fed Govt's job for them.

And when has Palin ever had to even deal with 'rounding up illegal immigrants'?

Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2013 02:46 PM (3B3wv)

191 Shooting steer? Is that a sport?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Depends on how much you've had to drink. *brp*

Posted by: Dang at May 03, 2013 02:46 PM (R18D0)

192 You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. HA! Serious you guys.

Posted by: imp at May 03, 2013 02:46 PM (UaxA0)

193

Jane D'oh...most interesting woman in the world. Tell it like it is, Jane.

Posted by: Pecan Scandi at May 03, 2013 02:47 PM (Uamfo)

194 What is it with the Gay Mafia's fixation on weight? The flyweight poofters don't wanna get crushed?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2013 02:47 PM (lwkv9)

195 193 Rick Perry is fat? Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 06:46 PM (wsGWu) *********** Na--I think Mrs. Moo Moo is fat. Who the hell calls themselves-- Mr. Moo Moo unless he is-- "cow-bait"?

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2013 02:47 PM (r2PLg)

196 And when has Palin ever had to even deal with 'rounding up illegal immigrants'? Posted by: wheatie at May 03, 2013 06:46 PM (3B3wv) Never that I'm aware of, I think a big strong Texan as #2 would be awesome.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Perry? 2016 at May 03, 2013 02:48 PM (XIxXP)

197 200 What is it with the Gay Mafia's fixation on weight? The flyweight poofters don't wanna get crushed? Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2013 06:47 PM (lwkv9) ***************** Ah, you mean the catchers.

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2013 02:48 PM (r2PLg)

198 Are poofers the opposite of power bottoms?

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 02:48 PM (wsGWu)

199 Rick Perry is PHAT!!!!! BOIIIIIIIII!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 03, 2013 02:48 PM (jucos)

200 Larue calls thier guns assualt rifles. They sell primarily to the military but offer the same weapons to the public via their website. If Larue calls their weapons an Assualt Rifle..I guess it's an Assualt Rifle.

Posted by: willyt at May 03, 2013 02:49 PM (xw+TD)

201 189 Mr. Moo Moo, Perry could have done an ad with puppies and kitties and girls with pink rifles talking about how they used them to defend themselves from abusive husbands and boyfriends.

And the NRA would still be smeared as fat, dumb rednecks.

So, in their face with it and energize the troops!

They hate the NRA no matter what. So I say thevideo was fine.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 03, 2013 06:44 PM (GoIUi)

_____________

Yeah there's a little of that. But why perpetuate the stereotype? The left always does the opposite. They always portray themselves as sensible, middle of the road on every issue. Why can't the right ever do that?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 02:49 PM (HDgX3)

202 205 Rick Perry is PHAT!!!!! BOIIIIIIIII! Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 03, 2013 06:48 PM (jucos) mmm hmmmm... you got dat right... **snaps twice** puts hand on hip***

Posted by: Jumbo 'bubba' Shrimp at May 03, 2013 02:50 PM (DGIjM)

203 Did you people not see the first 30 seconds of that video? FAT GUYS SHOOTING AR15s

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 02:50 PM (HDgX3)

204 Why can't the right ever do that?Â " Why can't you click a link. Here, I'll give it to you again. http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2013/05/women-of-the-nra.php

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 02:50 PM (wsGWu)

205 Yeah there's a little of that. But why perpetuate the stereotype? The left always does the opposite. They always portray themselves as sensible, middle of the road on every issue. Why can't the right ever do that? Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:49 PM (HDgX3) ******************* More than 30% of America can't name the Vice President but you are worried-- A) That they will see this "commercial". and- B) they will remember it.

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2013 02:51 PM (r2PLg)

206 Yeah there's a little of that. But why perpetuate the stereotype? The left always does the opposite. They always portray themselves as sensible, middle of the road on every issue. Why can't the right ever do that?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:49 PM (HDgX3

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Bless your heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 02:51 PM (lVPtV)

207 209 Did you people not see the first 30 seconds of that video? FAT GUYS SHOOTING AR15s Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:50 PM (HDgX3) ************* Got milk? Jezzuz you made your point stop milking it.

Posted by: tasker at May 03, 2013 02:52 PM (r2PLg)

208 Yeah there's a little of that. But why perpetuate the stereotype? The left always does the opposite. They always portray themselves as sensible, middle of the road on every issue. Why can't the right ever do that? Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:49 PM (HDgX3) -------------------------------------------------------- Because we don't pretend to be who we are not. The left and the MFM will portray us in the worst light anyway so why not be true to ourselves. Funk 'em. Moo moo, sometimes I believe that you are being deliberately obtuse. Why? There are times when you make valid points with cogent arguments too. I don't get it.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 03, 2013 02:53 PM (jucos)

209 Yeah there's a little of that. But why perpetuate the stereotype? The left always does the opposite. They always portray themselves as sensible, middle of the road on every issue. Why can't the right ever do that? Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:49 PM (HDgX3) Middle of the road? Like shitting on Christians? Like shoving the gay shit in our faces? Like nuetering the military and intelligence? Like trying to put Penny fucking Prisker in his cabinet? Like hiring a Pedo to run education? Bill the bomber ayres? My fingers are tired. The aren't middle of the road on shit.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Perry? 2016 at May 03, 2013 02:53 PM (XIxXP)

210 212 Yeah there's a little of that. But why perpetuate
the stereotype? The left always does the opposite. They always portray
themselves as sensible, middle of the road on every issue. Why can't the
right ever do that?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:49 PM (HDgX3

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Bless your heart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2013 06:51 PM (lVPtV)

And this retarded jackass is claiming that we're the dense ones?

Posted by: Rm. Oom Oom at May 03, 2013 02:54 PM (LI48c)

211 Mooooo, is the outside of people all you ever see?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 03, 2013 02:55 PM (+z4pE)

212
The 2nd Amendment affirms my right to keep and bear arms.

   It's also the PRIVILEGE of any citizen NOT to exercise that right.

    The exercise of that PRIVILEGE cannot abridge my Constitutional RIGHT.

    So perhaps, Mr Moo, you should exercise your privilege and stop blathering about the NRA.

     You'll no doubt feel better.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2013 02:55 PM (SAMxH)

213 And guess what happens when Grannie McGee talks about how her .22 saved her life? She's suddenly Scary Assault Terror Grannie!!11! The left defines extremism as anyone who doesn't toe the Dem party platform line by line. Sure, we can put Grannie McGee out as a sacrificial lamb for the sqishes, but the NRA does its best by telling Obama to screw himself.

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 02:55 PM (wsGWu)

214

Did you people not see the first 30 seconds of that video? FAT GUYS SHOOTING AR15s

I saw one guy with a belly, one skinny guy, and a couple midweight guys. Good grief.

Posted by: Bears at May 03, 2013 02:56 PM (9GW4Y)

215 Mooooo, is the outside of people all you ever see? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 03, 2013 06:55 PM (+z4pE) -------------------------------------------------------- I bet you're fat. Are you against Teh Gheys settling down too?

Posted by: Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooo at May 03, 2013 02:56 PM (jucos)

216 Living in Texas under Perry's tenure hasn't been bad. But alot of his success is due to the way the Texas constitution is written. The real power if the state lies with the Lt. Governor who essentially controls the legislative agenda.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 03, 2013 02:56 PM (Lo5Rt)

217 Those fat fucks make me sick.

Posted by: Michael Moore at May 03, 2013 02:57 PM (7xeJQ)

218 worst stereotypes of gun nuts. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 03, 2013 06:23 PM (HDgX3)

Your slip is showing. For the sake of Zeus, have some modesty.

Posted by: Slightly Demented at May 03, 2013 02:57 PM (yDWX4)

219 Sock off. Is Mr. Moo Moo unfamiliar with what people who work with their hands actually look like, perchance?

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 03, 2013 02:57 PM (9GW4Y)

220 Last I checked nearly every democrat I see on video is a fat ass. It seems to be working for them!

Posted by: Up With People! at May 03, 2013 02:58 PM (FmFB3)

221 Those fat fucks make me sick. Posted by: Michael Moore at May 03, 2013 06:57 PM (7xeJQ) ---------------------------------------------------------- I know right? I would have to roll them in flour and look for the wet spot to find the honey hole.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at May 03, 2013 02:58 PM (jucos)

222 225 Sock off. Is Mr. Moo Moo unfamiliar with what people who work with their hands actually look like, perchance?

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 03, 2013 06:57 PM (9GW4Y)

You mean besides the ones that he pays down at the local bus station right?

Posted by: buzzion at May 03, 2013 02:59 PM (LI48c)

223 Hey Colorado gal. How you doin'? Fancy meeting you here. And Marion Ks Lauren? Not sure where that's at so out west maybe? Doesn't matter. Your dad lives here and you're an 'ette. That ranks you as a minimum double okay in my book.

Posted by: teej at May 03, 2013 03:00 PM (L7JQT)

224 Watched the video again.... where are those fat people?

Posted by: Jumbo 'bubba' Shrimp at May 03, 2013 03:00 PM (DGIjM)

225 We're not impressed.

Posted by: Single Issue (Non) Voters at May 03, 2013 03:00 PM (pmsMR)

226 Mooooo, is the outside of people all you ever see?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 03, 2013 06:55 PM (+z4pE)

--------------------------------------------

Be gentle. People don't start noticing character until they're at least 15 years old.

Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2013 03:00 PM (ymDPi)

227 Thanks, Teej. Marion's a tiny speck of a town about an hour outside.of Wichita. Blink and you'll get so lost in farm land that you'll never find your way back to the highway.

Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 03:02 PM (wsGWu)

228 >>We use arms for hugging. Posted by: Bears at May 03, 2013 06:05 PM (9GW4Y)<< You SAY that...

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at May 03, 2013 03:04 PM (IFXnr)

229 Okay, so kind south central depending on which way from Wichita. Also kinda puts him down in Sam Adams' neck of the woods. Well tell you dad this born and bred Kansan said hi.

Posted by: teej at May 03, 2013 03:08 PM (/tk/V)

230 Wow, must be a new thread up.

Posted by: teej at May 03, 2013 03:09 PM (/tk/V)

231 OT/ Anyone remember a nifty utility that some moron wrote Alex (?) that would allow you to have formatting buttons in the comments section in Chrome? Where can I find that again?

Posted by: Deety at May 03, 2013 03:11 PM (IFXnr)

232 Mr. Moo Moo, why do you hate young males and poor people being able to own firearms? What are you afraid of?

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at May 03, 2013 03:12 PM (KCvsd)

233 *Sing it with me everyone: Posted by: Lauren at May 03, 2013 06:42 PM (wsGWu)

I'll start: M is for mudflaps

Posted by: Slightly Demented at May 03, 2013 03:13 PM (yDWX4)

234 Go to chrome apps and google ace of spades.

Posted by: waldo at May 03, 2013 03:13 PM (sXWmd)

235 Thanks waldo!

Posted by: Deety at May 03, 2013 03:16 PM (IFXnr)

236 Rick Perry was only firing semi-auto. If that was a true assault rifle, the selector was set for "semi". I think most likely it was just a semi-auto AR-15 variant. People don't usually put a big scope like that on a full-auto rifle, do they? But the correct, official definition of "assault weapon" is "scary black military-looking thing" and Rick Perry's rifle definitely qualifies. So there's that.

Posted by: mr_jack at May 03, 2013 03:18 PM (TMG3G)

237 Hay diddle, diddle. I lost my effing fiddle.

Posted by: Slightly Demented at May 03, 2013 03:40 PM (yDWX4)

238 FNC Alert: Israeli aircraft have crossed into Syria and dropped bombs on a weapons facility.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at May 03, 2013 03:43 PM (piMMO)

239 C'mon. TX is OK's drunken, useless brother, but still our brother. Posted by: Soona at May 03, 2013 06:15 PM (ymDPi) You know how Ok. got settled, don't you? When the pioneers were coming across the prairie, there was a sign that said "Texas, turn left". Those that could read, turned. :p

Posted by: Weirddave at May 03, 2013 03:49 PM (aH+zP)

240 God Bless The Republic of Texas !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at May 03, 2013 03:52 PM (Tcsfr)

241 All Ar-15s on the firing line, with Perry firing an AR-10 on the bench. No real assault rifles.

Posted by: Bob Owens at May 03, 2013 04:28 PM (0XY0O)

242 Mr. Moo Moo, Much as I hate to burst your bubble of concern, I must point out that there is absolutely no danger of the above video "making news across the country." None. Read the description: It's from 2011. Here's this year's: http://youtu.be/qKtFvCvmrFE Now if you'll all excuse me, I have lurking to do.

Posted by: Mrs. Hill at May 03, 2013 05:34 PM (l1ugo)

243 That Rick Perry looks like a pretty good guy. He should run for President.

Posted by: SGT. York at May 03, 2013 09:10 PM (IdV/i)

244 It occurs to me , that if the average marxist/leftist numbskull saw what an AR or AK with a bumpfire stock looked like, they would utterly stroke out....

Posted by: KenH at May 03, 2013 10:59 PM (Q/K7q)

245 All right, considering I was apparently the only one in this thread who was in the room when this happened....

http://www.nraam.org/special-events/ nra-ila- leadership- forum.aspx

I don't think any of the videos are online yet, but I'll talk to some of the guys in the media department and see when they will be.

As is custom, the Leadership Forum opened with the Pledge of Allegiance. The irony of the "indivisible" part in a crowd like that, meeting in a state voted "Most Likely To Secede", was not lost on a me.

Perry was great to start with. Good opening speaker, as he came out after this video to a thunderous welcome. I recognized the Larue range day video- Mark Larue had passed it around at the time and I buy all my optics mounts from Larue. The problem is he sounds so much like GWB even I was nostalgic. Was behind the podium like he owned it. Invited manufacturers and gunowners to relocate, etc. Definitely not the sleepy stutterer from his back surgery days.

Cruz was all over the stage when he spoke, and unless he had a flat-panel prompter up there I couldn't see (and I was ten rows back from the stage in the "Board of Directors" seating area using a my buddy's spare pass), he spoke without notes. Looked back at the huge American flag projected behind him, and said "This is the only way a lawyer from Houston can feel like General George Patton, but like him, I stand in front of an army." Very good speaker, very impressive now that I see him in front of a crowd. Maybe too green for '16, but he's young yet.

Ambassador Bolton of course wielded the Mustache Of Great Justice, and he has to be a lead pic for SecState for any Republican contender in '16.

This was the second NRA convention at which I'd seen Jindal (first one had been Louisville in '07), and he bobbled it a couple times even off the teleprompters. A little off his game, but he was in front of a couple thousand of his friends so he might have relaxed too much. Talked about his close friendship with Perry at several points. Possible deal made already to VP for Perry's run? Who knows.

One of the killer speakers not on the bill was Taya Kyle. Chris "American Sniper" Kyle's widow. She could have gotten up there and let her grief turn her into an antigun crusader, given in to those who mocked her husband's murder, could have folded. She didn't. Look, I spent enough time in war zones that I am a very emotionally hardened person. I could shrug off the Crucifixion if I was watching. But I tell you there wasn't a dry eye in the house when she was speaking, mine included. For her to get up there and speak openly about the existence of evil and the need to be armed in the face of it, pledging to continue Chris's work- that was probably one of the bravest things I have seen in my lifetime that did not involve actual gunfire in combat.

I can live without Santorum.

"Judge Janine" just nailed it. Made fun of herself for being a New York girl in front of a crowd in Texas, etc. Threw out large chunks of bloody red meat and the crowd soaked it up.

Asa Hutchinson was there because he'd run a committee on school security using his US Attorney and DHS background. Announced he's running for governor of Arkansas. Said the fight for liberty will be in the state capitals, so wants to do his part at that level.

And Teh Sarah! was last. Showed up in skintight black jeans, rhinestone belt, tight black UnderArmour T-shirt with the pink antlers version of their logo with "girls hunt" below it. Played her usual role. The problem with her is, she's funny and a good crowd-pleaser, MILF'ed it up some, but she's made zero effort to move on from her usual role and become a serious thinker or doer. Anyone thinking Palin '16 is probably in for a real heartbreak.

Anyway, as we filed out, emotionally drained and in need of a bathroom after almost four hours, a lot of people made comments like "Well, this was the warmup for the 2016 Republican National Convention..." and suchlike.

So are any other Morons down here in Houston for this thing?

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at May 04, 2013 06:12 AM (kEkFk)

246 The nut fringe will never win the GOP an election.

Posted by: cvb at May 04, 2013 08:35 AM (vZsty)

Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.

190kb generated in CPU 0.0487, elapsed 0.2391 seconds.
64 queries taking 0.2 seconds, 374 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.