April 04, 2013
— Ace He became quite a scourge of anything Not Arch-Liberal in his later years.
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Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at April 04, 2013 11:49 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: joejm65 at April 04, 2013 11:50 AM (UZuc4)
Posted by: Beverly at April 04, 2013 11:50 AM (qRrOA)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 11:50 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 11:51 AM (csi6Y)
Posted by: Stu-22 at April 04, 2013 11:51 AM (k4bdL)
Posted by: Gene Shallot at April 04, 2013 11:51 AM (wIgpo)
Posted by: Chuck at April 04, 2013 11:52 AM (1oE9r)
Posted by: Roger Ebert at April 04, 2013 11:52 AM (pfVS8)
RIP Roger Ebert.
May he find the peace in the next life that he was never able to find in this one.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 04, 2013 11:52 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 04, 2013 11:52 AM (A/8Nu)
Posted by: EC at April 04, 2013 11:52 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 04, 2013 11:52 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at April 04, 2013 11:53 AM (GrtrJ)
That said...
Does it make me a Bad Person that my first reaction was "Hmmm... I don't know how to react to this. I'll have to chew on it for a while?"
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 04, 2013 11:53 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 11:53 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2013 11:53 AM (GFM2b)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 11:53 AM (XYSwB)
NOTHING
Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2013 11:54 AM (53z96)
Posted by: cyclown at April 04, 2013 03:49 PM (fBhXl)
Not cool. Seriously. No one should be happy that he's dead.
Ah... I see my first reaction does *not* make me a bad person. DangerGirl apparently had the same one.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 04, 2013 11:54 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Beagle at April 04, 2013 11:54 AM (sOtz/)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 04, 2013 11:55 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 11:55 AM (LCRYB)
I won't speak ill of the dead. Don't want to become the mirror image of all the assholes on Daily Kos, DU etc. etc. etc.
Posted by: MM at April 04, 2013 11:55 AM (ZMhO7)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 04, 2013 11:55 AM (C8mVl)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 04, 2013 11:55 AM (19AvL)
Posted by: Body Builder at April 04, 2013 11:55 AM (DrC22)
No?
Video et taceo
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 04, 2013 11:55 AM (sbV1u)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 11:55 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 04, 2013 11:55 AM (PMGbu)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 04, 2013 11:55 AM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Satan at April 04, 2013 11:55 AM (GzU1I)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 04, 2013 11:56 AM (iR2Oi)
Don't be so down in the mouth, Ace.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2013 11:56 AM (VwC86)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 03:50 PM (LCRYB) Awful? How about truthful? I don't buy the notion that someone who would have crapped on any one of us because of our politics when he was alive now gets some kind of automatic decency gesture just because he's dead.
Posted by: joejm65 at April 04, 2013 11:56 AM (UZuc4)
Posted by: joncelli, self-denounced for your pleasure at April 04, 2013 11:56 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 04, 2013 11:56 AM (gvJDD)
Posted by: Waldo at April 04, 2013 11:56 AM (xY6Ip)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2013 11:56 AM (bddKN)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 04, 2013 11:57 AM (YmPwQ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 03:55 PM (XYSwB)
George Lindsey: Hey
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 04, 2013 11:57 AM (1Jaio)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 11:57 AM (r2PLg)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 11:57 AM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Misophonia Sufferer / Serious Cat at April 04, 2013 11:57 AM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 11:57 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Brendon Carr at April 04, 2013 03:50 PM (PnHfW)
The only good Roger Ebert is a dead Roger Ebert you guys.
Posted by: eleven at April 04, 2013 11:57 AM (KXm42)
Posted by: Waldo at April 04, 2013 11:57 AM (xY6Ip)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at April 04, 2013 11:58 AM (m3PfY)
Posted by: MM at April 04, 2013 11:58 AM (ZMhO7)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 11:58 AM (XYSwB)
I know precisely how NOT to behave in my final years/months/weeks.
Hell, if I have kids, I'll make them read Ebert for the same lesson.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 04, 2013 11:58 AM (pfVS8)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 04, 2013 11:58 AM (A/8Nu)
yeah maybe I shouldn't even have this thread. It's almost daring people, including myself, to be awful.
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 03:50 PM (LCRYB)>>>>>
Why? It's not that hard to find something nice to say about anyone. Here, I'll go first. Ahem...
He had a very sexy mouth, for a man.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 11:58 AM (CJjw5)
This presumes I am a good person. Bwaaahahahahahaaaa.
In all seriousness though, I wish his family peace and comfort during this difficult time.
Posted by: DangerGirl @deadlyestrogen at April 04, 2013 11:58 AM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Big T Party at April 04, 2013 11:58 AM (WiQr+)
Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2013 11:58 AM (G/r7R)
Posted by: that guy that appreciates other's obscure cultural references at April 04, 2013 11:59 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2013 11:59 AM (53z96)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 04, 2013 11:59 AM (FsUAO)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 04, 2013 11:59 AM (19AvL)
Posted by: Waldo at April 04, 2013 03:57 PM (xY6Ip)
The Democrat Party's sole rule for decades
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 04, 2013 12:00 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: Roger Ebert at April 04, 2013 12:00 PM (gvJDD)
Posted by: Waldo at April 04, 2013 12:00 PM (xY6Ip)
Nice EoJ. You're very magnanimous. I should follow suit.
His gunt wasn't so bad, for a man.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 04, 2013 12:00 PM (sbV1u)
Posted by: @JohnTant at April 04, 2013 12:00 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:00 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 12:00 PM (XYSwB)
He became quite a scourge of anything Not Arch-Liberal in his later years.
Which is why it is *really* hard to mourn.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 04, 2013 12:00 PM (ujg0T)
“Posted by: jewells45 at April 04, 2013 03:55 PM (l/N7H)
34 Does Bill Maher get a promotion now?”Wonder what 1 rung above scumbag would be?
Snakes belly?
Posted by: Katfish at April 04, 2013 12:00 PM (Nx5wc)
Posted by: ejo at April 04, 2013 12:00 PM (GXvSO)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:01 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 04, 2013 12:01 PM (AC0lD)
"You have made us for Yourself Oh Lord, and our hearts are restless until they rest in You." - St. Augustine
Posted by: Strife at April 04, 2013 12:02 PM (ntNJz)
"He has been a reliable Democrat voter in the past and will remain so now."
One corpse, one vote.
Aw, who am I kidding? The name "Roger Ebert" will appear on a couple thousand ballots per election until such time as Mrs. O'Leary's cow torches the place again.
Posted by: Jaws at April 04, 2013 12:02 PM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: illegally posting anonymously on the internet [/i] at April 04, 2013 12:02 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:02 PM (tqLft)
I use to love his show on PBS? years and years ago with that bald guy..... I bought two or three of his movie review books and then, all of a sudden I started to see more and more politics come into his reviews and so much lefty hatefest kind of stuff that I just couldn't stand reading or watching him anymore....
...then he got cancer and had his jaw removed. I don't think this was a coincidence considering the bile coming out of it. Meh.
R.I.P anyways I guess...
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at April 04, 2013 12:02 PM (EKFzk)
What gets me as it probably does a lot of people is that this 'celebrity' ,who was famous for the important life skill of reviewing movies, will get more wishes of sorrow and sympathy then the most recent KIAs in Afghanistan.
Life really is unfair.
Posted by: polynikes at April 04, 2013 12:02 PM (m2CN7)
So, RIP.
Posted by: Big T Party
Can you think of a better time to speak ill of someone?
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 04, 2013 12:03 PM (mN8D3)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 04, 2013 12:03 PM (/gHaE)
Siskel and Ebert never gave good reviews to the Action Movies that I like.
They didn't like Die Hard...or even Star Wars, that I recall.
I like Ace's Reviews much better.
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 12:03 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2013 12:03 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 12:03 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:03 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2013 12:03 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 04, 2013 12:04 PM (c/58R)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 12:04 PM (ZPrif)
a) i'm guessing (at least until the last moments) he didn't believe in God, Heaven or Hell. Thus I honor him by treating him just as I would if he was still around.
b) if he's offended or angry, he is free to retaliate any way he can. *snicker*
c) how gentlemanly was he to those that passed on?
ROGER: SEE YA! WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA!
Now generally, I don't APPLAUD someone dying, just the ones with extraordinary influence or particular virulence and stupidity.
Roger qualified for both.
I read the Drudge headline and applauded. Loudly. With a cheer on top.
Berate me or hate me or tell me I'm being disrespectful. I don't care.
He became a vicious and nasty person and was given far more attention than he deserved because he's part of the Infotainment Industrial Complex.
Why respect him for that? As far as I'm concerned he gave up all his rights of humanity when he began denying others theirs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 04, 2013 12:04 PM (Kpn/z)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:04 PM (tqLft)
Friedman also trolls his own comments section with gems like "movies have never been better, get yourselves to the theaters NOW!"
Movies have never been better?
Better than what, an enema with battery acid?
Posted by: kbdabear at April 04, 2013 12:05 PM (mCvL4)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 04, 2013 12:05 PM (/gHaE)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at April 04, 2013 12:05 PM (vHxiM)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 04, 2013 12:05 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:05 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 04:03 PM (r2PLg
~~~~~~~~
I look at that picture and see him floating in an aquarium.
"We have just folded space from Ix. Many new machines on Ix."
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Romeo13
I felt sorry for his family while he was still alive.
Posted by: Roy at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (9Bj8R)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Sri Lanken Tarantula at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (UypUQ)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: toby928© presents another finely crafted comment at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: polynikes at April 04, 2013 03:58 PM (m2CN7)
***
Lolz bwahahaha...bet you've been waiting years to drop that one.
But I digress...RIP Roger....Really.
Posted by: dananjcon self hating woploc at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (jvd3N)
But I also hope he rests in peace now. Wouldn't wish his suffering on just about anyone...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 04, 2013 12:06 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 03:57 PM (4cRnj)
You've got to be fucking kidding me? He gave that steaming pile 3 stars? I was going to avoid this thread, but that is just too much for me. Rest in agony on the barbed cock of Satan.
Posted by: mugiwara at April 04, 2013 12:07 PM (D5hxK)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2013 12:07 PM (ZgBZU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:07 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Beagle at April 04, 2013 12:07 PM (sOtz/)
*thump thump thump*
Nope, my give-a-shit-ometer hasn't moved.
Movie critics are like music critics: music critics can't play anything but the radio. Movie critics couldn't make a movie if they tried.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit. at April 04, 2013 12:07 PM (+z4pE)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:07 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: exceller at April 04, 2013 12:07 PM (ROGMG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 12:07 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2013 12:08 PM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:08 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2013 12:08 PM (bddKN)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 04, 2013 12:08 PM (TIIx5)
Go suck a dick, Roger...if you get your lower jaw back in the afterlife you don't believe in.
Posted by: Oschisms at April 04, 2013 12:09 PM (pfVS8)
This is OT, but I was late responding to RWC on the last thread.
RWC, if you're here, the Barney Frank bitchfest was on WFXT this past Tuesday. You can watch the video at MyFoxBoston. The epic butthurtiness begins around 3:08.
http://www.myfoxboston.com/story/21859381/2013/04/02/barney-frank-discusses-
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:09 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:09 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:09 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:10 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2013 12:10 PM (Ec6wH)
I could somewhat forgive him being a leftist, but his glowing review of The Wife, The Cook, the Thief, and Her Lover tricked me into seeing that garbage.
Well that, and his financial/legal support of a terrorist here in the U.S.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 12:10 PM (uhftQ)
The Happening : 3 Stars
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 03:57 PM (4cRnj)
Not to speak ill of the dead, but fuck that guy. As if I didn't already have enough reasons to hate him.
Just so y'all know, I waited A MONTH before I allowed myself to post overtly negative things specifically about Ted Kennedy after he died. I blame the MFM for turning me into this cold-hearted bitch you see today.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:10 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:10 PM (r2PLg)
Maybe it's just me, but I hate statements like that. Pretentious to the maximum.
IT'S A MOVIE.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at April 04, 2013 12:10 PM (QupBk)
right Kurt Russell. Could not think of the man's name. I kept thinking there should be a "Jr." at the end of it.
~~~~~~~
You're probably thinking of the Kirk Douglas / Michael Douglas father-son thing.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:10 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:11 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at April 04, 2013 03:53 PM (/PCJa)
ISWYDT
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:11 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: polynikes at April 04, 2013 12:11 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 12:11 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 04, 2013 12:12 PM (rXcBX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:12 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Rod from Rotterdam at April 04, 2013 12:12 PM (Dll6b)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2013 12:12 PM (Ec6wH)
"great films are like prayers.....They're meditations on why we are here.".
~~~~~~~~~
"Prayer" is not a synonym for "meditation." Jaw-droppingly stupid.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:12 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2013 12:12 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 12:12 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Vic at April 04, 2013 12:12 PM (53z96)
I will not miss him one bit.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 04, 2013 12:12 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 04:09 PM (LCRYB)
I don't know if you could really call M. Night Shaymalan's post-Sixth Sense career "successful," unless you were to add the caveat, "in a laughably awful and increasingly ridiculous way."
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:12 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:13 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 04, 2013 12:13 PM (FsUAO)
Things said by no one ever. Vol III.
Posted by: toby928© for TB at April 04, 2013 12:13 PM (QupBk)
Why did health care become a rigidly partisan issue? The watered-down current proposal would essentially extend Medicare to everyone. Is there a Republican who supports Medicare? Who is happy his parents have it -- or that he does? Then let that lawmaker take a careful look at universal health care. There must be more than one Senator (Olympia Snowe) on her side of the aisle with the guts to vote independently of the pack. Nor would I object if a Democrat voted against it; I remember a time before party-line thinking..."
Roger Ebert
Economic Genius and Healthcare Expert
Oct 1, 2009
Posted by: B at April 04, 2013 12:13 PM (5OEha)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 04, 2013 12:13 PM (TvIko)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:13 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Dracul The Impailer at April 04, 2013 12:13 PM (KqwSL)
Posted by: ...And the Cradle Will Rock at April 04, 2013 12:14 PM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 04:04 PM (ZPrif)
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I never watched Siskel or Ebert. As far as I'm concerned, they hold no celebrity status for me. His death holds no more weight for me than the strangers listed in the daily obituary.
However, seeing many of the things he said about good people, I have the the opinion that while he was alive, he was an evil and vile little bitch.
Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2013 12:14 PM (G/r7R)
119...Genre bias. If you're looking for Diner with Andre ambiance, you'll not be finding it in Die Hard.
Yeah, PurpAv....their bias worked in the opposite for me:
If Siskel and Ebert hated a movie, then I knew I would probably like it.
If they liked a movie...I knew to wait till it was on tv to watch it.
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 12:14 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at April 04, 2013 12:14 PM (FsUAO)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 04, 2013 12:14 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:14 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:14 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 12:14 PM (4cRnj)
Asked about same-sex marriage, Irons replied:
ItÂ’s a very interesting one, that, and I donÂ’t really have a strong feeling, but what I see Â… what we had in England, which was not marriage, but it was a union you could make if you were gay and you wanted to make a civil partnership Â… same rights but not the name Â… it seems to me that now theyÂ’re fighting for the name, and I worry that it means somehow we debase, or we change, what marriage is. I just worry about that. I mean tax-wise itÂ’s an interesting one, because you see, could a father not marry his son?
Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2013 12:14 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: ace
Very funny stuff.
Notice every frickin' quotation from Ebert's reviews is in the passive voice.
The dude couldn't write.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 04, 2013 12:15 PM (mN8D3)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2013 12:15 PM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:15 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Farmer Joe at April 04, 2013 12:15 PM (HJsDx)
If they liked a movie...I knew to wait till it was on tv to watch it.
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 04:14 PM (5kUwW)
Yep.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 04, 2013 12:15 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: joejm65 at April 04, 2013 12:15 PM (UZuc4)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 04, 2013 12:16 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:16 PM (tqLft)
197 i love kurt russell
Me too.
He's a good example of a child actor who didn't screw up his life.
Plus...he's hawt.
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 12:16 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 12:16 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:16 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: mugiwara
***
Even before he outed himself as a flaming leftist, he really loved the "avant garde" films.
The Cook, The Thief, The Wife, and Her Lover is a prime example. In fact, the more artsy (aka vile and disgusting) the movie, the more he liked it.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 12:16 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:16 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 04, 2013 12:16 PM (GVxQo)
ItÂ’s a very interesting one, that,
and I donÂ’t really have a strong feeling, but what I see Â…
what we had in England, which was not marriage, but it was a union you
could make if you were gay and you wanted to make a civil partnership
Â… same rights but not the name Â… it seems to me that now
theyÂ’re fighting for the name, and I worry that it means somehow
we debase, or we change, what marriage is. I just worry about that. I
mean tax-wise itÂ’s an interesting one, because you see, could a
father not marry his son?
~~~~~~~~~~
Roger Ebert was unavailable for comment.
BAZINGA!
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:17 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2013 12:17 PM (SO2Q8)
Posted by: Berserker at April 04, 2013 04:13 PM (FMbng)
Oh, I'm not sure that's fair.
Ebert certainly bit off more than he could chew whenever he commented on politics, but that just makes him a typical stupid leftist.
Shouldn't we reserve Satan's barbed cock for really evil people...like Pelosi and Obama and Reid?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2013 12:17 PM (0zDXv)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2013 12:18 PM (yhYn1)
Posted by: Roger Ebert at April 04, 2013 12:18 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 04, 2013 04:17 PM (SO2Q
Thread winna!
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:18 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 04, 2013 04:12 PM (4df7R)
Well, if you define success as coming up with one bomb more shitty than the last yet still landing big money financing to do it, he may be the most successful director of all time, evar
Posted by: mugiwara at April 04, 2013 12:18 PM (D5hxK)
Either you liked Ebert or you didn't, it didn't really matter to be honest. He was a commentator, doing what commentators do.
I've seen many across many fields (sports, movies, politics, philosophy, theology, science.)
You didn't necessarily have to agree with him to read him (many cases I read his reviews knowing that if he didn't like something or did, I would probably find the opposite.) On some issues our opinions synced up. In that way I got tired of people saying "but Ebert said..." so what? Transformers was a remarkably high grossing series despite Ebert's hatred of it.
He waded into video games briefly, for which I do hold a bit of animosity against him, if only because his commenting on video games was worse than my commenting on wine. (I at least drink wine, even if I know my tastes are no where near refined.) Eventually though he backed off.
He was good for a joke, I don't recall him lashing out when Animaniacs did a whole Slappy the Squirrel bit about him (which included pumping his fat to make popcorn topping.)
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at April 04, 2013 12:18 PM (cdwHs)
I couldn't stand him but I don't wish that kind of suffering on anybody. Ok, well maybe a few.
I do wish Drudge would take his picture off the page....disturbing.
Posted by: Cheri at April 04, 2013 12:18 PM (G+Wff)
Posted by: Heltau at April 04, 2013 12:18 PM (Tp2Qu)
Movie critics are like music critics: music critics can't play anything but the radio. Movie critics couldn't make a movie if they tried.
He did try. Wrote the screenplay for Beyond The Valley of The Dolls. A perfect and clear example of his movie "talent."
A sad, sick, twisted and hateful man. Good riddance. May the afterlife in some way make you pay for your earthly transgressions.
Posted by: YouDon'tSay at April 04, 2013 12:18 PM (zMLu+)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie for the block at April 04, 2013 12:18 PM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at April 04, 2013 12:19 PM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at April 04, 2013 12:19 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 12:19 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 04, 2013 12:20 PM (l/N7H)
Posted by: Chris R at April 04, 2013 12:20 PM (iP8Yi)
Guess government buying bullets and studying ducks is more important than steaming new drugs so it does not take 10 years and near 10 billion dollars for one new cancer treatment just to see if it will work or fail . But thanks to Obamacare the little people with cancer will just die and not get treatment when all they have is a medicare card.
Posted by: Trevor (@tjexcite) at April 04, 2013 12:20 PM (jOPzC)
Shouldn't we reserve Satan's barbed cock for really evil people...like Pelosi and Obama and Reid?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 04, 2013 04:17 PM
I was being kind. The others get the barbed cock PLUS a sledge hammer to drive it
Posted by: Berserker at April 04, 2013 12:20 PM (FMbng)
Eh, well, 1, the Sixth Sense was HUUUUUUGE, 2, the follow-up, Unbreakable, was not bad, though the schtick was beginning to wear thin, 3, The Village seemed good for most of its length until he had to Scooby Doo it...
Did "Lady in the Water" come before "The Village?" I want to say yes, but I can't recall. I remember that after LitW was a fizzle people started going, "Eh? Maybe this guy isn't all he's cracked up to be."
"The Happening" was the icing on that cake, though, without a doubt.
Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Signs are all, IMO, good movies; they're enjoyable to watch and rewatch. Can't say the same of any of the others. Well, except that I like to rewatch John Leguizamo's death scene in "The Happening," because could he have BEEN a more annoying character?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:20 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 12:21 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: Barry O'Patton at April 04, 2013 12:21 PM (vBe2f)
Posted by: Chris R at April 04, 2013 04:20 PM (iP8Yi)
Meh. Didn't care enough about him to hate him. Wastes too much energy. I just went to see the movies he didn't like and avoided the ones he did like.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 04, 2013 12:21 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: maddogg at April 04, 2013 12:21 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 12:21 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: dantesed at April 04, 2013 12:21 PM (++aXo)
And as for the 'don't speak ill of the dead' thing, ponder what Ebert would say if he found out one of us NRA member-Obama-nonvoters kicked the bucket. 'Good!' is currently #1.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 04, 2013 12:21 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 04, 2013 12:21 PM (TvIko)
It is rumored that his last words were "I'm going to finish every side mission and get every achievement in Skyrim even if it kills me!"
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 04, 2013 12:22 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 04, 2013 12:22 PM (T0NGe)
Nipsey Russell.
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True fact: Was a car-hop at the Varsity in Atlanta.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2013 04:17 PM
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Car hops at the Varsity have all been comedians...
Gimme a chili steak....
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 04, 2013 12:22 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2013 12:22 PM (GFM2b)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:22 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at April 04, 2013 12:22 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: zsasz at April 04, 2013 12:23 PM (MMC8r)
I would note that most things that gain wide ranging popularity are claptrap. People like aphorisms that are easy to digest.
Even Nietzsche's book of aphorisms is mostly claptrap, he'd have said as much himself.
Posted by: tsrblke (work) at April 04, 2013 12:23 PM (cdwHs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:23 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 04, 2013 12:23 PM (JQuNB)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 12:23 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 12:24 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 04, 2013 12:24 PM (g2ldK)
NOPE!!!!
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 04:22 PM (LCRYB)
*facepalm*
Dear Mr. Shaymalan,
No. Just... just no.
Sincerely,
Lewis Carroll
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:24 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 04:11 PM (LCRYB)"
Go on...
Posted by: bob in houston at April 04, 2013 12:24 PM (fJoZd)
Posted by: joejm65 at April 04, 2013 12:24 PM (UZuc4)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 12:25 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 04, 2013 04:23 PM (JQuNB)
I'll go with this. I hate cancer with a passion bordering on irrationality.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 04, 2013 12:25 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at April 04, 2013 12:25 PM (wR+pz)
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at April 04, 2013 12:25 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 04:23 PM (csi6Y)
Sure dude, whatever.
Posted by: maddogg at April 04, 2013 12:25 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 04:24 PM (5kUwW)
it was also the only M Night cameo that I found interesting.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:25 PM (4df7R)
That's because Siskel could watch a movie and, at the end, know what he just saw. Ebert was a drooling goon. ... More so later, I mean, but always. I've been pissed at the guy since the '80s for trying to drag Hollywood's artistic bar down low enough for him to grasp it. And I suspect he succeeded.
--
In fact I posted it so I could write a joke in the comments but now I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't.
Dude, dead assholes are assholes. And zombie Ebert can't bite you. Do the damn joke.
Also, Dark City sucks. Not because it has to (good idea, nice design, right actors, etc.), but because it explains itself endlessly (even in the director's cut). And you know it sucks. If it had been done right, Ebert would have been outraged by it, like he was by everything good that came out in the last thirty years.
Posted by: oblig. at April 04, 2013 12:25 PM (cePv8)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 04, 2013 12:26 PM (29vnO)
Does an assault rifle magazine refill itstelf??
Posted by: Diana DeGette at April 04, 2013 12:26 PM (jvd3N)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:26 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit
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Have to diagree with you about signs.
Aliens fly millions of miles using advanced tech, then don't use any of it!
Water is like acid to the aliens, so they invade a planet that is 2/3 water, where it rains, and even collects on the ground as dew!
We could repel their invasions simply by turning on our sprinklers!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 12:26 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:26 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:27 PM (tqLft)
Grades.
Posted by: joejm65 at April 04, 2013 04:15 PM (UZuc4)
I've been sitting here thinking about that stupid commercial where the guy is singing the wrong lyrics to everything laughing at that.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 04, 2013 12:27 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 04:24 PM (5kUwW
Same here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2013 12:27 PM (lVPtV)
When Ebert opined on the day's events he was pretty much your garden variety drooling moonbat. His reviews were much more detached and objective. He liked "Michael Moore Hates America" and he gave good reviews of "Waco: The Rules of Engagement", a damning indictment of the federal government.
Posted by: Mr. Peabody at April 04, 2013 12:27 PM (Hq48F)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2013 12:27 PM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 04, 2013 12:27 PM (l/N7H)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 04, 2013 12:27 PM (yh0zB)
*SPIT*
Posted by: KAY IN MAINE TWO THUMMBS UP SOMETHING I DONT KNOW! at April 04, 2013 12:28 PM (DLu2s)
Water is like acid to the aliens, so they invade a planet that is 2/3 water, where it rains, and even collects on the ground as dew!
We could repel their invasions simply by turning on our sprinklers!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 04:26 PM (uhftQ)
lol! Well, yes. But it wasn't really the alien thing that I liked about Signs so much as the story of Mel Gibson's character regaining his faith. The alien thing was just an interesting side story that was laughably silly in retrospect.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:28 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:28 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2013 12:28 PM (9XBK2)
They can collect royalties off his work for the next 125 years.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 04, 2013 12:28 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 04, 2013 12:28 PM (baL2B)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 12:28 PM (4cRnj)
Or pee on them if they were trying to rape you.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2013 12:28 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: zsasz at April 04, 2013 12:29 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: B'rak Ob'ma, galactic overlord at April 04, 2013 12:29 PM (T0NGe)
Whatever man, just don't let me catch you getting outrageously outraged over leftist "memorial" talk. Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 04:23 PM (csi6Y)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't forget to bookmark this page, okay? That way, the next time this happens, you can remind us how much of a better person you are.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:29 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: stephie at April 04, 2013 12:29 PM (xG0vx)
Was it VOTD?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 04:27 PM (tqLft)
Ebert wrote the script for 'Beyond The Valley Of The Dolls', I believe. I think it was a Russ Meyer flick. Lots of boobs.
Posted by: troyriser at April 04, 2013 12:29 PM (vtiE6)
Posted by: Pyrocles at April 04, 2013 12:29 PM (cv5Iw)
It wasn't really that so much as gazing at Joaquin Phoenix.
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 04, 2013 12:29 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 04, 2013 12:30 PM (TvIko)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky at April 04, 2013 04:28 PM (baL2B
Yep. Had a great uncle I barely remember who died of throat cancer. I heard it was beyond horrible.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2013 12:30 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:30 PM (tqLft)
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 04, 2013 04:29 PM (/kI1Q)
He was quite dishy in that movie, I must admit.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:30 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Fritz at April 04, 2013 12:30 PM (WM+rJ)
286 'Signs' was the only M.Knight Shamylama movie that I enjoyed.
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 04:24 PM (5kUwW)
it was also the only M Night cameo that I found interesting.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at April 04, 2013 04:25 PM (4df7R)
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Yep. He did a good job as the 'tortured veterinarian'.
It was a pretty long cameo.
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 12:30 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2013 12:30 PM (P7hip)
Posted by: maddogg at April 04, 2013 12:30 PM (OlN4e)
Cancer is the equalizer.
Where Ebert wasn't have the influence of Andrew, he was a hateful man that helped the cancer grow in his body daily with his rants and lies about the right, so I pitty him not, but pray for his family.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 04, 2013 12:30 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:31 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 12:31 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2013 12:31 PM (KeJAW)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:31 PM (LCRYB)
my Dad used to say if you don't have something nice to say ...
be sure you don't hold back ...
I hope it was painful in the end ... really, really painful and I hope he regretted his actions of the last few years and asked forgiveness ... and was denied that forgiveness ...
I wouldn't let my dog piss on his grave ... my dog deserves better than that ...
Posted by: JeffC at April 04, 2013 12:31 PM (A3tpD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 12:32 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2013 12:32 PM (9XBK2)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff
It would be the equivalent of humans venturing to a planet whose surface is 70% lava and all flora and fauna are on fucking fire.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 04, 2013 12:32 PM (mN8D3)
Posted by: rikthedik at April 04, 2013 12:32 PM (ZhQmo)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 04:31 PM (LCRYB)
Get government subsidized umbrellas?
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:32 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2013 12:32 PM (vyPsz)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:32 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 04, 2013 12:32 PM (/gHaE)
It's a lot less stupid than the computer virus in ID4, anyway.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 04, 2013 12:32 PM (rzNdC)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:32 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 04, 2013 12:33 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: polynikes at April 04, 2013 12:33 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: joejm65 at April 04, 2013 04:24 PM (UZuc4)
The best "Good" bad movie of all time is The Oscar with Stephen Boyd.
Posted by: YouDon'tSay at April 04, 2013 12:33 PM (zMLu+)
What I read,and hear is that the Republican Party is abandoning its hopes of speaking for a majority of Americans. It will still win elections. It controls the House. Perhaps it will elect the next President. But steadily and fatally it is moving out of history.
Roger Ebert
Well, at it least outlasted you....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2013 12:33 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: M. Knight Shamylamadingdong at April 04, 2013 12:33 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: Ook? at April 04, 2013 04:30 PM (OQpzc)
When Tom Berringer announced to the world that his A-list career was over. Funny movie, though.
Posted by: troyriser at April 04, 2013 12:33 PM (vtiE6)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2013 04:32 PM (mN8D3)
~~~~~~~~~~
That is a perfect analogy. Thank you.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:33 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: illegally posting anonymously on the internet [/i] at April 04, 2013 12:33 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: john edwards chaneling roger ebert at April 04, 2013 12:33 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:34 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit
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I alwys got the feeling that his script got shredded by Hollywood idiots trying to "improve" it.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 12:34 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: stephie at April 04, 2013 04:29 PM (xG0vx)
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Is that a french-fry in your mouth?
Posted by: Mooch (who shaves her cooch) at April 04, 2013 12:34 PM (G/r7R)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 12:34 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 04, 2013 12:34 PM (TvIko)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 12:34 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 12:34 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 04:32 PM (XYSwB)
The worst part about it is watching it progress and not being able to do a damn thing about it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 04, 2013 12:35 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2013 04:32 PM
================
I found the scene with his wife's guts being maintained by a car bumper somewhat unsettling...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 04, 2013 12:35 PM (aDwsi)
Oh yeah...the story line in 'Signs' was pretty laughable.
But like MWR said, the "story of Mel Gibson's character regaining his faith" was a good story.
And let's face it...most SciFi movies don't stand up to very much scrutiny.
I still like to watch them.
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 12:35 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 12:35 PM (csi6Y)
1) Invade Lava Planet
2) ???
3) Profit!
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at April 04, 2013 12:36 PM (QupBk)
Life is rough without a tongue. No prosthetics for that. And constant reminder every time you eat, drink, or talk.
His talking was horrible sounding. Mainly sounded like an anguished moan but his wife and daughter learned how to mostly understand him. He lasted a few years after losing his tongue. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 04:34 PM
====================
Hammer pauses with cigarette halfway to lips....
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 04, 2013 12:36 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 04, 2013 04:35 PM (aDwsi
That was tragic (and gross as all hell), but not scary-creepy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2013 12:36 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2013 12:36 PM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: Farmer Joe at April 04, 2013 12:36 PM (CyP2Z)
Posted by: @PurpAv at April 04, 2013 12:36 PM (/gHaE)
Dr. Ben Carson
Just finished 4 surgeries today, and am on the train for another engagement. Inspired by the courage of the patients and their families.
I haven't even made my bed yet......
Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 04, 2013 12:36 PM (X6akg)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 04:35 PM (csi6Y)
Was it in his house or his neighbor's house where he cut off the one alien's fingers when it tried to reach him under the door?
That was scary as hell.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:37 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Aliens from Signs at April 04, 2013 12:37 PM (M8CBy)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:37 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 12:37 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: polynikes at April 04, 2013 12:37 PM (m2CN7)
Not my standards, Yoshi. Therefore I give a rat's ass about living up to them.
The only one who can level a charge of hypocrisy against me and make it stick is me.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:37 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 12:38 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 04, 2013 12:38 PM (l/N7H)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 04:23 PM (csi6Y)
Standards? Fool. They are my enemy. I hate them. My standards are for people who respect my freedom. You are an ass.
Posted by: maddogg at April 04, 2013 12:38 PM (OlN4e)
355 also there's a lot of water vapor in our air... does that mean it would be like choking cyanide gas to them?
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 04:34 PM (LCRYB)
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I had the same thought, Ace.
Fog would be like an acid bath...even a 60% Humidity day would've fucked em up.
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 12:38 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 04, 2013 04:36 PM (aDwsi)
Yeah. I quit 2 1/2 years ago.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 04, 2013 12:38 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 04, 2013 12:38 PM (TvIko)
Was it in his house or his neighbor's house where he cut off the one alien's fingers when it tried to reach him under the door?
That was scary as hell.
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Neighbor's, I think...
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 04, 2013 12:39 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:39 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 12:39 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 12:39 PM (4cRnj)
(looks expectantly out at audience)
Posted by: Barack Obama, Sooperjenius at April 04, 2013 12:40 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: JDTAY at April 04, 2013 12:40 PM (a0nis)
Posted by: jewells45 at April 04, 2013 12:40 PM (l/N7H)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 04:34 PM (LCRYB)
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I had the same thought, Ace.
Fog would be like an acid bath...even a 60% Humidity day would've fucked em up.
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 04:38 PM
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You guys DO know that this was a movie..,right?
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 04, 2013 12:40 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 04, 2013 12:40 PM (c/58R)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 12:40 PM (csi6Y)
FWIW, I agree with Yoshi that venomous comments about the recently deceased are in poor taste. I've been trying (very hard) to keep a lid on my own reaction to this man's death for precisely that reason.
But I also think that, if it's going to happen -- and it will, and maybe it should -- then posting them here on a "friendly" board should be the accepted option. I would never go on Twitter, for example, to excoriate the man in such a public venue. THAT is truly disgusting.
I'll not mourn his passing one tiny bit, but my sympathies go out to his family. Losing a loved one -- even a loved one who was in most respects hateful -- is never easy, especially after a long, destructive illness.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:40 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: rikthedik at April 04, 2013 12:40 PM (ZhQmo)
Who invades in squads of 2?
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 04:39 PM (LCRYB)
And hang out in corn fields while chatting via FM radio.
Maybe these were the aliens from the short space ship.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 04, 2013 12:41 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Aliens at April 04, 2013 12:41 PM (19AvL)
Posted by: Rocky Dennis at April 04, 2013 12:41 PM (RZ1au)
Maybe they were coming to do the jobs Americans won't do.
Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at April 04, 2013 12:41 PM (8ZskC)
I never did figure out where Mulder rented that Sno-Cat in Antarctica.
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 04, 2013 12:41 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 04, 2013 04:35 PM (yh0zB)
My dad was a tough old guy. By the time he went in and got diagnosed, he lasted two weeks. I got there the day before he died. At least they gave him lots of pain drugs. He was so shrunken. They guy who used to be able to throw me across a yard was just tiny and frail. I don't think I will ever get over that.
Posted by: Ook? at April 04, 2013 12:42 PM (OQpzc)
Posted by: ace
I believe they invaded in squads of millions but a light mist thinned the herd.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 12:42 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 12:42 PM (csi6Y)
Also, he was right about Ben Stein's unforgivably stupid Intelligent Design movie -- dishonest, embarrassing bullshit. I sure don't hold that against him.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 12:42 PM (bcLhD)
Posted by: 'Ette in training at April 04, 2013 12:42 PM (zvxqj)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 12:42 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 04:37 PM (LCRYB)
**
And never invade while wearing white, especially after Labor Day unless of course your invading the Arctic Circle.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 04, 2013 12:42 PM (jvd3N)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 04:39 PM (LCRYB)
Naked aliens apparently.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:42 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: Aliens at April 04, 2013 12:43 PM (19AvL)
Posted by: Roger Ebert at April 04, 2013 12:43 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 12:43 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:43 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 12:43 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2013 04:36 PM (Ec6wH)
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This is true. All she wanted to do was talk talk talk.
Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2013 12:43 PM (G/r7R)
Posted by: maddogg at April 04, 2013 12:43 PM (OlN4e)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at April 04, 2013 04:41 PM (/kI1Q)
It was in the script. 
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 04, 2013 12:44 PM (yh0zB)
It was M. Knight's house where Mel Gibson found the Alien-in-the-Cupboard.
Remember...M.Knight told him not to mess with it.
So, of course, he had to mess with it.
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 12:44 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2013 12:44 PM (8dspl)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:44 PM (P98o1)
This is such a Meh! moment for me.
I'm not a huge cinephile to begin with and Iv'e always seen movies because I have an interest in the topic or by word-of-mouth reviews.
His life, even as a far left kookball, meant little to me. His death even less so.
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 04, 2013 12:44 PM (Yhu4q)
After leaving and coming back to the thread, Ebert's death doesn't improve on second viewing.
If only there was a special ray where Hollywood people would keep passing away, one an hour or so, until I felt something.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 04, 2013 12:44 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 04:39 PM (4cRnj
I thought they were more "reptilian." The alien who tried to kill Gibson's character's son changed its skin coloring to match the son's shirt.
I just rescued a lizard from a kitteh, and it blended into the fabric of the ottoman it was hiding under. Little thankless f*cker.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2013 12:44 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 04, 2013 12:44 PM (TvIko)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2013 12:44 PM (Ec6wH)
Or Abyssissa
Posted by: dananjcon at April 04, 2013 12:44 PM (jvd3N)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:44 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: robtr at April 04, 2013 12:45 PM (rTgOf)
Siskel was magnitudes better, and used to mock this doughy turd regularly and to great effect.
When Ebert kept his fat face outta politics he was mildly entertaining and could write fairly coherently, but whenever he bent his tiny mind toward said politics the result was an embarrassment to functioning human minds everywhere.
Plus the tongue bathing he gave to whatever dreck Spike Lee burped up was beyond embarrassing.
On balance- sorry he had to go the way he did because noone deserves that, but as a person the guy was an awful awful example of humanity.
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at April 04, 2013 12:45 PM (mm+xE)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:45 PM (LCRYB)
Master inter-planetary travel and then start you're second guessing.
Buncha fucking water-bags. I hope the Xsill!ons anal probe you all to within an inch of your Earth bound lives.
Posted by: Aliens
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Don't make me pee on you.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 12:45 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: joejm65 at April 04, 2013 12:45 PM (UZuc4)
They can collect royalties off his work for the next 125 years.
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Yes, that's true. But no amount of money can make up for the loss of a loved one. I'd give up everything I have to get my mom back. Posted by: Farmer Joe at April 04, 2013 04:36 PM
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One of the better commercials I recall, was by Bear Bryant. Was a Southern Bell commercial encouraging people to make long-distance calls, and was run over Mother's Day weekend.. Bryant ad-libbed an extra line to what was supposed to be a folksy commercial that ended "Call you mother." Bryant added, "... I wish I could call mine."
Damn..., I get teared up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 04, 2013 12:45 PM (aDwsi)
Actually it does not really bother me when the other side rags on the death or health of some partisan on our side. You cannot be outspoken and then expect respect in death from your opponents. It goes with the territory.
Posted by: polynikes at April 04, 2013 12:45 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 12:45 PM (csi6Y)
From: CERT Bulletin <cert-advisory@cert.org> Date: 26 Jun 1996 15:43:18 GMT Subject: CERT Advisory CA-96.13 - Alien/OS Vulnerability Organization: CERT(sm) Coordination Center - +1 412-268-7090 Approved: cert-advisory@cert.org Reply-To: cert-advisory-request@cert.org Keywords: security CERT Originator: cert-advisory@cert.org
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CERT(sm) Advisory CA-96.13
July 4, 1996
Topic: ID4 virus, Alien/OS Vulnerability
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The CERT Coordination Center has received reports of weaknesses in Alien/OS that can allow species with primitive information sciences technology to initiate denial-of-service attacks against MotherShip(tm) hosts. One report of exploitation of this bug has been received.
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at April 04, 2013 12:46 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 12:46 PM (XYSwB)
Don't be dicks, people. Ebert was one of the all-time great film critics.
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All time great? According to whom? No one whose opinion I respect, so fucking Game On.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:46 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: RWC at April 04, 2013 12:46 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at April 04, 2013 12:46 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Justamom of the LiB camp at April 04, 2013 12:46 PM (J3IzX)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 12:46 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:47 PM (tqLft)
and then Jaoquin Phoenix made GLADIATORS...
how sexy was he in that, girls?
I'll admit it. I hate "Gladiator" with a passion. The only good thing about that movie is the subject matter and the music. Joaquin was about the only character who interested me, and it sealed my dislike of Russell Crowe.
But... YMMV.
And with that, I must head off, y'all. Don't break the blog! And when I return I expect a clearly thought out explanation for the aliens' decision to invade water-dense Earth in "Signs." Discuss.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit [/s][/b][/u][/i] at April 04, 2013 12:47 PM (4df7R)
Posted by: joejm65 at April 04, 2013 12:47 PM (UZuc4)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 12:47 PM (ZPrif)
Agree.
If you already accept the concept that there is an alien invasion and it's not central to the story....
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 04:44 PM (r2PLg)
Yes.... keep thinking that... subcreature....
Posted by: Blantu the Body Snatcher from Planet Gorgonzolla at April 04, 2013 12:47 PM (lZBBB)
That was their plan?
That's what they brought to the party?
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 04:45 PM (LCRYB
They couldn't operate door knobs, either. That was a WTF? for me. You can design and fly space ships, and you can't turn a fucking door knob?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2013 12:47 PM (lVPtV)
I always thought about how the goa'uld would respond to, "You are technologically superior, why do you have stone buildings" And they'd say, "Because we like it that way."
Posted by: Ook? at April 04, 2013 12:47 PM (OQpzc)
So you can collect humans and eat them. Humans which are made up mostly of water.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff
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Wouldn't that be like eating a sulfuric acid filled watermellon?
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 12:48 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2013 12:48 PM (052zE)
Posted by: zsasz at April 04, 2013 12:48 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: © Sponge at April 04, 2013 04:47 PM (xmcEQ)
In honor of Roger.
Posted by: dananjcon at April 04, 2013 12:48 PM (jvd3N)
Posted by: NFJ at April 04, 2013 12:49 PM (KHo8t)
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at April 04, 2013 12:49 PM (TvIko)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:49 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:49 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: mugiwara at April 04, 2013 12:49 PM (M8CBy)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 12:50 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2013 12:50 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:50 PM (r2PLg)
Agree.
If you already accept the concept that there is an alien invasion and it's not central to the story....
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 04:44 PM (r2PLg)
Ah Hell. Z.... you already got this one???? daummmmm...
Posted by: Agent R... taking off his Shades at April 04, 2013 12:50 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:50 PM (tqLft)
Except Michael Moore. I'd keep mailing him cheeseburgers he couldn't eat.
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 04, 2013 12:50 PM (DLu2s)
"The aliens' plan was really to go house-to-house and murder everyone in hand-to-hand combat, using the element of surprise, which, btw, you lose after the first few murders?"
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After first lauching recon missions on Brazilian birthday parties.
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 04, 2013 12:50 PM (c/58R)
Also, he was right about Ben Stein's unforgivably stupid Intelligent Design movie -- dishonest, embarrassing bullshit. I sure don't hold that against him.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 04:42 PM (bcLhD)
One, he politicized everything, dipshit. Read his quotes from earlier in the thread.
Two, he was a hateful man that told people like us that we were vile, inhumane, heartless assholes constantly.
Were he just a movie reviewer, then he would NOT be such a disliked man.
He brought this shit on himself. ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 04, 2013 12:50 PM (xmcEQ)
466 Are you telling me we have to be nice when Stephen King croaks, too?
Jimmy Carter is going to be hell too then, if the evil ever stops sustaining him.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 04, 2013 12:50 PM (AC0lD)
That was their plan?
That's what they brought to the party?
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 04:45 PM (LCRYB)
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They actually had a better plan, but it was cut by the sequester.
Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2013 12:50 PM (G/r7R)
Posted by: polynikes at April 04, 2013 12:51 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 12:51 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: JDTAY at April 04, 2013 12:51 PM (a0nis)
"I never did figure out where Mulder rented that Sno-Cat in Antarctica."
A city-sized subterreanean UFO buried under the ice, chock full of abducted human/alien hybrids and under the supervision of The Smoking Man and his "FEMA" toadies and you're wondering if the McMurdo Avis counter rents snowcats?
8^)
Posted by: Jaws at April 04, 2013 12:51 PM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Marlene Dietrich at April 04, 2013 12:51 PM (dY+4R)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 12:51 PM (XYSwB)
438 The aliens' plan was really to go house-to-house and murder everyone in hand-to-hand combat, using the element of surprise, which, btw, you lose after the first few murders?
That was their plan?
That's what they brought to the party?
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 04:45 PM (LCRYB)
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They were hungry, Ace.
Remember what that guy said on the radio..."They are here to harvest us".
So they were hunger-crazed Aliens.
And they had those built in poison-nozzles in their wrists, to knock us out with.
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2013 12:51 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:52 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 04, 2013 12:52 PM (C8mVl)
Posted by: Bryce Dallas Howard at April 04, 2013 12:52 PM (wIgpo)
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2013 12:52 PM (LCRYB)
Posted by: © Sponge
That dud had a wicked fro.
Posted by: mpfs, exhausted assault fishstick at April 04, 2013 04:49 PM (iYbLN)
Pfft..he was a piker. And couldn't paint worth a shit.
Posted by: Bobb Ross at April 04, 2013 12:52 PM (jvd3N)
Posted by: Frank Underwood, D-South Carolina at April 04, 2013 12:52 PM (fscec)
I dunno...I really loved Ebert. It's true he became more annoying in letting his liberal tics show through near the end of his life, but shit the guy lost his fucking jaw to cancer, I'll cut him some slack. Otherwise, he was a very generous-spirited reviewer, the polar opposite of a condescending scold like Pauline Kael.
And he turned me onto Dark City.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 12:52 PM (bcLhD)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:53 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 04:49 PM (tqLft)
Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 04, 2013 12:53 PM (xmcEQ)
>>>They couldn't operate door knobs, either. That was a WTF? for me. You can design and fly space ships, and you can't turn a fucking door knob?
You know how in Star Trek all the aliens are just like North American Humans except for one dumb thing like pointy ears? These ones had no thumbs.
Posted by: Bigby's Fisting uh.. Fist at April 04, 2013 12:53 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:53 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: rikthedik at April 04, 2013 12:53 PM (ZhQmo)
Weird.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 04:53 PM (CJjw5)
I believe the ads are catered to the cookies available on your computer.
I'm just sayin......
Posted by: © Sponge at April 04, 2013 12:54 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2013 12:54 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 04, 2013 12:54 PM (l3vZN)
It's true he became more annoying in letting his liberal tics show through near the end of his life, but shit the guy lost his fucking jaw to cancer, I'll cut him some slack.
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So you're saying he was slack-jawed, and you had something to do with it? How do you live with yourself?
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:54 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff
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I would buy a Blu-Ray player just to play it on Blu-Ray.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 12:54 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2013 12:54 PM (G/r7R)
Humans are like the jalapenos of the Milky Way; you'll love'em now, but you'll pay for it later.
Posted by: Fritz at April 04, 2013 12:54 PM (WM+rJ)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 04, 2013 12:54 PM (c/58R)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 04, 2013 12:54 PM (j2lYi)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 12:54 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 12:55 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: andrew breitbart at April 04, 2013 12:55 PM (nSbZO)
Posted by: Harlekwin15-I'd buy that for a dollra at April 04, 2013 12:55 PM (x/Krx)
Posted by: [/i]akula51 at April 04, 2013 12:55 PM (Vgn84)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 12:56 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:56 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 12:56 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 04, 2013 04:50 PM (DLu2s)
Ha. Dick. I laughed like a moron at that. Well done.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 04, 2013 12:56 PM (yh0zB)
Huh? Are you saying he brought a long, agonizing death by throat and mouth cancer upon himself because he was a left-winger? Because that's obscenely stupid.
Or are you saying he brought on people saying nasty things about him now that he's dead because he was an increasingly curmudgeonly liberal? That's a little more recognizable as human logic, but...well I guess I'm old-fashioned. Just because awful people on the internet -- that great destroyer of taste and class -- say bad things when someone 'on the right' dies doesn't mean we should indulge in tu quoque as an excuse for similar rhetoric.
Hey, I'll stop scolding though.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 12:56 PM (bcLhD)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at April 04, 2013 12:56 PM (QupBk)
Tell me about it. I've been JeffB-ing all morning!
Posted by: signs alien survivor at April 04, 2013 12:56 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:57 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: The Drizzle at April 04, 2013 12:57 PM (ysCLj)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2013 12:57 PM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: RWC at April 04, 2013 12:57 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 04, 2013 12:57 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:57 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:57 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 04:56 PM (bcLhD)
I am sure you e-mailed Ebert when he wished ill on Rush Limbaugh and scolded him too. Right?
Posted by: polynikes at April 04, 2013 12:57 PM (m2CN7)
I dunno..... a big thumbs up to any movie where the invading alien get his head bashed in by a baseball bat.
"Swing Away!!"
Posted by: fixerupper at April 04, 2013 12:58 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: AmishDude at April 04, 2013 12:58 PM (T0NGe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2013 04:54 PM (lVPtV)
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I didn't like that either. And it did change my attitude from liking the family to a more neutral setting. After that, it really didn't matter if one or two of them got offed.
Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2013 12:58 PM (G/r7R)
Hey, pop-top, you're on fire today! Just like everyday. Please add some gasoline, would'ja Sparky?
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at April 04, 2013 12:58 PM (mN8D3)
>>some of his ratings are ridiculous (although that's a bit unfair too, because Ebert was famous for rating movies by assessing how close they came to meeting their own goals and genres, rather than insisting on an objective scale which places Citizen Kane, Aliens, and There's Something About Mary on the same continuum). <<
Maybe a yummy fruit-flavored vinaigrette would go great with this word salad
Posted by: Albie Damned at April 04, 2013 12:58 PM (Yhu4q)
Posted by: zsasz at April 04, 2013 12:58 PM (MMC8r)
If Ebert got struck by lightening, ran over by a car or was attacked and killed by water hating alien retards, we'd still be mocking him.
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 12:59 PM (4cRnj)
Posted by: SpongeBob Saget at April 04, 2013 12:59 PM (epxV4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 12:59 PM (tqLft)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 12:59 PM (r2PLg)
Same for me but I loved the St. Bernards.
Posted by: mpfs, exhausted assault fishstick at April 04, 2013 12:59 PM (iYbLN)
Or are you saying he brought on people saying nasty things about him now that he's dead because he was an increasingly curmudgeonly liberal?
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I said nasty things about Roger Ebert when he was alive. Would it not make me a hypocrite to praise his character or accomplishments now that he's dead?
Same with Christopher Hitchens. Fuck that guy, too.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 04, 2013 12:59 PM (CJjw5)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 12:59 PM (csi6Y)
>>>Aliens fly millions of miles using advanced tech, then don't use any of it! Water is like acid to the aliens, so they invade a planet that is 2/3 water, where it rains, and even collects on the ground as dew! We could repel their invasions simply by turning on our sprinklers!
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 04:26 PM (uhftQ)
lol! Well, yes. But it wasn't really the alien thing that I liked about Signs so much as the story of Mel Gibson's character regaining his faith. The alien thing was just an interesting side story that was laughably silly in retrospect.
Now that I think of it they had trouble opening doors too, which puts them on a plane with my beagles. But then again, my beagles can't build rocket ships and fly through space.
Which means I really don't have much of a point to make.
*shrug*
Posted by: LGoPs at April 04, 2013 01:00 PM (4x8W0)
Posted by: zsasz at April 04, 2013 01:00 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at April 04, 2013 01:00 PM (QupBk)
Shut up, we don't have water where we come from, we have aho9ewhuiopahuiheoiaheiouhetapniuyeh. So there.
Posted by: Signs Alien at April 04, 2013 01:00 PM (IY7Ir)
As soon as he said--"whom" I was incredulous.
Just take of your shirt and shut it-poseur.
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 04:57 PM (r2PLg)
Don't disagree but Wahlberg is one of the smartest people in Hollywood right now. Probably street smarts but all the same, he has a business sense better than 90% in Hollywood. But yeah, not an intellectual.
Posted by: polynikes at April 04, 2013 01:00 PM (m2CN7)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2013 01:01 PM (VwC86)
Posted by: RWC at April 04, 2013 01:01 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2013 04:56 PM (4cRnj)
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Reminds me of Steven Kings "Tommyknockers".
127 thousand words to find out in the end the aliens they are so stupid they couldn't convert AC power to DC.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 04, 2013 01:01 PM (nELVU)
your ip region
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 04:56 PM (XYSwB)
He's in Minnesota and I'm in Texas. I can get Mickey's down here.
I was attempting to make a joke about how he's getting ads according to his recent web browsing, but I guess I failed.
thank you, I will be leaving the internet now.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 04, 2013 01:01 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: zsasz at April 04, 2013 01:01 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at April 04, 2013 01:01 PM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 04, 2013 01:01 PM (lVPtV)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 04, 2013 01:01 PM (Ec6wH)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 04, 2013 01:01 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 01:01 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: Oschisms at April 04, 2013 01:02 PM (pfVS8)
Posted by: NCKate at April 04, 2013 01:02 PM (J/Yaf)
Posted by: Signs Alien
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Go home...before I turn the hose on you.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 01:02 PM (uhftQ)
I hear Obama did a great cameo as Satan.
Posted by: fluffy at April 04, 2013 01:02 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at April 04, 2013 01:02 PM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: RWC at April 04, 2013 01:02 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 01:03 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at April 04, 2013 05:00 PM (QupBk)
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What has Pelosi done now????
Posted by: fixerupper at April 04, 2013 01:03 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 01:03 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 04, 2013 01:03 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: Zombie Pauline Kael at April 04, 2013 01:03 PM (wIgpo)
Posted by: joejm65 at April 04, 2013 01:03 PM (UZuc4)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 04, 2013 01:04 PM (yh0zB)
Posted by: toby928© beating memes to death since 2006 at April 04, 2013 05:00 PM (QupBk)
Repeatedly, in every thread, several times.
Posted by: Tami[/i] at April 04, 2013 01:04 PM (X6akg)
127 thousand words to find out in the end the aliens they are so stupid they couldn't convert AC power to DC.
Posted by: fixerupper
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His book "It" was inspired by a short story by another writer featured in Playboy.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 01:04 PM (uhftQ)
Or are you saying he brought on people saying nasty things about him now that he's dead because he was an increasingly curmudgeonly liberal? That's a little more recognizable as human logic, but...well I guess I'm old-fashioned. Just because awful people on the internet -- that great destroyer of taste and class -- say bad things when someone 'on the right' dies doesn't mean we should indulge in tu quoque as an excuse for similar rhetoric.
Hey, I'll stop scolding though.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 04:56 PM (bcLhD)
No, Mensa candidate.
I'm saying that we're sitting here moderately pissing on his grave because he pissed on us while he was alive.
But, like ALL liberals, you fail to see the forest through the trees and turn a simple concept into a bloated retardation that no one can fathom.
Well done.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 04, 2013 01:04 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: zsasz at April 04, 2013 01:04 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: illegally posting anonymously on the internet [/i] at April 04, 2013 01:04 PM (feFL6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 01:04 PM (tqLft)
To be perfectly honest I have no idea what shit he said over the past decade outside of his film reviews. That's all I've ever read. For example, that Twitter quote someone reprinted above, about the 2nd Amendment being ratified to preserve slavery? If authentic, that's incredibly insulting, douchebaggery to the Nth degree.
But I guess my greater point is so what? The guy had political opinions. They were very, very different than mine. Sometimes (who knows, perhaps ALL the time) he expressed those views in insulting terms. I don't care. I just don't care anymore. I really get tired of the constant insistence that both sides of hardcore believer have that we have to judge someone's ability or contributions in a certain field, or value overall as a person, exclusively through the lens of their political views and the political statements they've made. It's just such a...tiresome way of viewing the world.
Why is it so hard to say: Ebert had moronic politics and was often a right twat when expressing those views late in his life, but he was still a good movie critic (assuming you believe this, of course) and it's a shame when anyone dies of cancer?
I know it's funny for me to be saying this, because I can be a really negative person at times, but there's just too much negativity in our public discourse right now, and it's stuff like this that makes it build even more IMO.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 01:05 PM (bcLhD)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 01:05 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at April 04, 2013 05:04 PM (yh0zB)
Summary and links or it didn't happen.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 04, 2013 01:05 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 04, 2013 01:05 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 01:06 PM (r2PLg)
sigh. Posted by: elizabethe at April 04, 2013 05:01 PM
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Only on days when they aren't sold to passing gypsies. I have already explained this....., it is win-win.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 04, 2013 01:06 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 04, 2013 05:01 PM (qPCAa)
heh, heh, not too many years ago for mine.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 04, 2013 01:06 PM (IY7Ir)
@586
Is it just me or is Stephen King one of the most overrated writers ever?
Some of his stuff is good, most of it incredibly lame. The later stuff undeniably lame.
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 04, 2013 01:07 PM (t06LC)
"Tribalism for the win, baby!"
Yup. Being the better person, not stooping to their level, and staying above the fray has gotten us exactly jack shit. It is therefore unsurprising that our betters in the Republican party will contunue on that path. They'll ride their gentle Christian ways all the way to oblivion. Fuck them too.
It's way past time to get ugly.
Posted by: Jaws at April 04, 2013 01:07 PM (4I3Uo)
Ebert in 2010 weighed in on a news story involving five teenagers at one California high school who were sent home for wearing shirts depicting the American flag on Cinco de Mayo. Taking to his Twitter account, Ebert wrote, "Kids who wear American Flag T-shirts on 5 May should have to share a lunchroom table with those who wear a hammer and sickle on 4 July."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2013 01:07 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: zsasz at April 04, 2013 01:07 PM (MMC8r)
sigh.
Posted by: elizabethe at April 04, 2013 05:01 PM (qPCAa)
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Cheap entertainment. Wait until they start demanding xbox's and Wii's.
Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2013 01:07 PM (G/r7R)
I've now watched three of the Best Picture nominees, and had the exact same reaction.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 04, 2013 01:07 PM (rzNdC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2013 01:07 PM (tqLft)
I will miss Roger Ebert. He was a great man.
He had the intelligence to see the brilliance in all my performances.
Posted by: Susan Sarandumb at April 04, 2013 01:07 PM (5kUwW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 01:07 PM (XYSwB)
I did this same thing last night. What? I don't see a problem.
Posted by: mpfs, exhausted assault fishstick at April 04, 2013 01:08 PM (iYbLN)
Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at April 04, 2013 01:08 PM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 04, 2013 05:01 PM
Yes, and they, all at one time or another, cut their own hair.
Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2013 01:08 PM (O/fK8)
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 05:05 PM (bcLhD)
You do realize that if Siskel had died that there would not have been a thread and no one ragging on his death. Think about why that would be.
Posted by: polynikes at April 04, 2013 01:08 PM (m2CN7)
Is it just me or is Stephen King one of the most overrated writers ever?
Some of his stuff is good, most of it incredibly lame. The later stuff undeniably lame. Posted by: Jollyroger at April 04, 2013 05:07 PM
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I'm calling Cudjo the peak..., if only because it was plausible.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 04, 2013 01:08 PM (aDwsi)
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So..... who'e idea was it that all the main characters were going to "take turns" on the one girl to bind them all while the two turtles humping monster comes back to haunt everyone as Homey the Clown????
Posted by: fixerupper at April 04, 2013 01:08 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: tasker at April 04, 2013 01:08 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ebert at April 04, 2013 01:09 PM (eyJh9)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 04, 2013 01:09 PM (qPCAa)
Posted by: dri at April 04, 2013 01:09 PM (dHKAh)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 01:10 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at April 04, 2013 01:10 PM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2013 01:10 PM (O/fK8)
Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at April 04, 2013 01:10 PM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2013 01:11 PM (XYSwB)
Posted by: andrew breitbart at April 04, 2013 01:11 PM (nSbZO)
Posted by: elizabethe at April 04, 2013 01:11 PM (qPCAa)
I know it's funny for me to be saying this, because I can be a really negative person at times, but there's just too much negativity in our public discourse right now, and it's stuff like this that makes it build even more IMO.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 05:05 PM (bcLhD)
One. He wasn't a good movie critic. Maybe in his early years, but not for decades.
Two. There are several people that have said that Cancer's a bitch and I don't wish that on anyone.
He got it, hated people and hate grows hate. Were he just a movie reviewer, things would be VERY different here right now. He WASN'T. Much like the hosts at MSNBC degrading me and calling me a racist that wants to kill my grandma and all that shit gets you EXACTLY what is being said here when they die.
Accept that fact and MOVE the fuck ON.
Posted by: © Sponge at April 04, 2013 01:11 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 01:13 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: fixerupper
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That was all Stephen "Sicko" King.
The "inspiration" just had a short clown that killed kids, but only one kid could see.
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 01:13 PM (uhftQ)
Hey, just so you know, I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with hoping you get a double dose of CANCERAIDS, fuckstick.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 01:14 PM (bcLhD)
Posted by: NCKate at April 04, 2013 01:14 PM (J/Yaf)
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 04, 2013 01:14 PM (c/58R)
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 04:56 PM (bcLhD)
You can only be a scold to those who value your opinion.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at April 04, 2013 01:15 PM (Kpn/z)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 01:15 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: The Ghost of Ebert's Jaw at April 04, 2013 01:15 PM (j2lYi)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 04, 2013 05:08 PM (nELVU)
F'IN SPOILER ALERT PLEASE!
Posted by: elizabethe
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So telling you about the turtle and giant spider fighting to the death would be bad?
Posted by: Tilikum the Killer Assault Whale at April 04, 2013 01:15 PM (uhftQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 04, 2013 05:08 PM (aDwsi)
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Hmmmm. I think "Salem's Lot" was his best in horror. "Misery" was scary only because I knew some women like that.
Posted by: Soona at April 04, 2013 01:16 PM (G/r7R)
Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at April 04, 2013 01:17 PM (+I8Mq)
"Crapping on dead people doesn't help the left win. "
Living, dead, somewhere in between - it matters not at all to the left. When they attack they define the narrative. When they define the narrative, they invariably become the lead horse in the eyes of the LIV independents. When they own the LIVs, they win elections.
Nice guys get fucked. I don't like that reality, but it is what it is.
Posted by: Jaws at April 04, 2013 01:17 PM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 01:17 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: Buzzion at April 04, 2013 01:17 PM (pFfhO)
@629
An aside, I've totally used the "hey we need to have sex right now because the giant turtle said to or we'll be killed by a huge evil magic spider thing that only I can see" pick up line before.
It didn't go as planned. Needless to say the mandatory therapy sessions went good though.
Posted by: Jollyroger at April 04, 2013 01:17 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2013 01:18 PM (xIzGn)
Usually it's the gf who suggests movie ideas, not me, so the most common resource is Rotten Tomatoes. Never use Metacritic. I'll often check out the AV Club as well.
One thing the AV Club is absolutely incredible about is their coverage of both current and classic television shows. For example, their reviews of The X-Files and Twin Peaks are just great stuff to page through.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 01:20 PM (bcLhD)
Posted by: zsasz at April 04, 2013 01:20 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 01:20 PM (csi6Y)
"Crapping on dead people doesn't help the left win."
What did you say? Can't hear you! Engine's too loud!
Posted by: Guy on a Caterpillar Bulldozing Reagan's Boyhood Home
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 04, 2013 01:21 PM (kdS6q)
If you have a popgun and the other guy has a Howitzer plus can call in an air-strike, who wins the battle?
My point is, the Left "wins" those narrative-defining wars not because we conservatives are just too timid to play by their nasty rules, but rather because they're leveraging their numbers, critical mass, and control over the valves of culture. Playing their game, the same way they play it, is a loser's move: you need to try a different angle.
Posted by: Jeff B. at April 04, 2013 01:22 PM (bcLhD)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2013 01:24 PM (csi6Y)
Posted by: Roger Ebert, via Twitter at April 04, 2013 01:26 PM (DLu2s)
Posted by: The Generic, Award Winning Moron at April 04, 2013 01:28 PM (+I8Mq)
Posted by: Beff G. at April 04, 2013 01:29 PM (Yhu4q)
You just keep on trying that Reaganesque sunshine optimism and long-form Friedman-style economic theory on the drooling masses. Let's see how that plays out on a population that has become unaware, unworthy, and downright hostile of its past history of personal liberty.
They can't hear you over the sound of their SNAP cards cashing in your tax dollars to buy another case of Hot Pockets to drag back to their Section 8 crib.
Posted by: Jaws at April 04, 2013 01:31 PM (4I3Uo)
Posted by: gp at April 04, 2013 01:33 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 04, 2013 01:35 PM (JQuNB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2013 01:41 PM (bddKN)
>>>I really get tired of the constant insistence that both sides of hardcore believer have that we have to judge someone's ability or contributions in a certain field, or value overall as a person, exclusively through the lens of their political views and the political statements they've made. It's just such a...tiresome way of viewing the world.
It is the fucking left that has made it this way! Ever hear of Hillary Clinton's "the personal is political"?
Posted by: LGoPs at April 04, 2013 01:46 PM (BJVEF)
It is the fucking left that has made it this way! Ever hear of Hillary Clinton's "the personal is political"?
Posted by: LGoPs at April 04, 2013 05:46 PM (BJVEF)
--It was not Ebert's politics per se; it was the nasty, mean-spirited way he condescended to conservatives (or indeed, normal Americans).
Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2013 01:48 PM (+iA5G)
Posted by: MLCross at April 04, 2013 01:52 PM (taib7)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie ® at April 04, 2013 01:54 PM (1hM1d)
On politics, though, the man was demented. There's no better word for it. The bile that he spewed, and the nonsense that he believed, were unworthy of a child, let alone an influential writer.
As for his passing, I wouldn't wish esophageal cancer on my worst enemy. It's a hard, hard way to die, and the man fought it every inch of the way. I hope he is at peace.
Posted by: Brown Line at April 04, 2013 01:57 PM (VrNoa)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's award-winning solid gold diaphragm at April 04, 2013 01:58 PM (7xeJQ)
Roger Ebert took to Twitter Monday to express opinion on the tragic death of Jackass star Ryan Dunn.
"Friends don't let jackasses drink and drive," the iconic film critic tweeted.
RIP Roger you were a class act.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 04, 2013 02:05 PM (3likN)
Posted by: waelse1 at April 04, 2013 02:12 PM (uQail)
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My presumption was that he desperately wanted to be Frank Rich.
Posted by: Kensington at April 04, 2013 02:25 PM (/AHDz)
Posted by: Vercingetorix at April 04, 2013 02:49 PM (cxumr)
Posted by: chester.simms at April 04, 2013 03:11 PM (gFrFn)
Posted by: SFC MAC at April 04, 2013 03:18 PM (TLbgU)
In one book Nero says something unflattering about a dead person, who happened to be his friend. This surprises people but his response floored me the first time I read it. Paraphrased, 'I show him respect by thinking of him in death as I did in life'.
We all die; suddenly trying to canonise someone simply because they have died doesn't sit well with me. Perhaps there is no need for invective, or dancing gaily while those who knew him mourn, but I won't censor my opinion on his conduct simply because he's completed his journey.
I think Ebert's politics were bullshit and he was a bit of an ass, but I'm sorry for the pain his passing has caused in the lives of those who knew and cared about him.
Posted by: Linlithgow at April 04, 2013 03:21 PM (Gim9y)
That being said, my sympathies are with those that loved him as a family member and individual, not a movie critic.
Posted by: chester.simms at April 04, 2013 07:11 PM (gFrFn)
Meh. I'm sure they're all extreme left-wing twatmuffins too.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke's award-winning solid gold diaphragm at April 04, 2013 03:58 PM (7xeJQ)
Posted by: Baldy at April 04, 2013 04:03 PM (opS9C)
Meh, he was a critic, and not a very good one because of his biases.
That said, I have no love lost for cancer of any kind having had personal experiences with it in my family and I feal bad that he suffered in his final years as he tried to continue doing what he loved.
Posted by: Gmac - Waiting for the revolution at April 04, 2013 04:52 PM (IanLz)
Posted by: shoeless hunter at April 04, 2013 05:00 PM (dY+4R)
Rot in hell, fucker.
Figured I'd throw my piss on his grave.
675 ET kept calling him "beloved." I had no bad thoughts about him till recently, when he let the leftist hate spew wildly. I hope he found peace. I am sorry he suffered so. I feel badly for his family.
Posted by: Baldy at April 04, 2013 08:03 PM (opS9C)
Why? He wished each and every one of us would suffer. Have no pity for these leftists. Hopefully each and every one meets a horrible, pain-filled death, because it is EXACTLY what they would impose on us, given the chance. Just ask the 100+ million killed by Stalin, Mao, and other leftists in the 20th century.
I have no sympathy for these scum. They are lower than the dog shit I have to wash off of my shoes.
Posted by: blindside at April 04, 2013 05:39 PM (ajjwb)
We are to love Ebert and pray that he found salvation, but I don't think we should pretend that he wasn't, politically, an enemy. He hated our liberties and hated us for defending our liberties. We should pray that the Father forgave him, even though I suspect that many on the left know exactly what they're doing.
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