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July 16, 2013

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— Ace

So many people failed Jahar. Including, I guess, the children who lost limbs and eyes to his bomb.

Posted by: Ace at 03:19 PM | Comments (278)
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1 Shark the Earth.

Posted by: nip at July 16, 2013 03:20 PM (lGVXf)

2 Burn in our hell

Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 16, 2013 03:20 PM (/djtm)

3 F*ck Rolling Stone. That is atrocious.

Posted by: Howie Felterbush at July 16, 2013 03:21 PM (gjIQF)

4 Free JarJar!

You know this kid may be the 52d President's mentor....

//Ayers

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 03:21 PM (LRFds)

5 Expected and Sickening.

Posted by: L, elle at July 16, 2013 03:21 PM (0PiQ4)

First?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 16, 2013 03:21 PM (GwLJQ)

7 Salon says George Zimmerman radicalized poor little Jahar.

Posted by: gz tip line at July 16, 2013 03:21 PM (BQ10H)

8 Limbs and eyes and lives

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2013 03:22 PM (M/TDA)

9 This makes me hate my college self of 25 years ago for ever reading that piece of garbage. Even if the reviews did cause me to buy two of my favorite albumns ever.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 16, 2013 03:22 PM (0Ihh6)

10 Please tell me that is a joke cover?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 16, 2013 03:22 PM (9Xc5j)

11 Rolling Stone too but then who reads Rolling Stone or posts about Rolling Stone?

Posted by: gz tip line at July 16, 2013 03:22 PM (BQ10H)

12 Free JarJar Binks!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 16, 2013 03:22 PM (bpzkI)

13 In which a magazine that became irrelevant 30+ years ago seeks to redefine its brand. Oh, wait, that's what they've been doing for the last 30+ years.

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 03:22 PM (4JGSO)

14 A monster, yes, but what dreamy eyes. *sigh*

Posted by: Roling Stone subscriber #4 at July 16, 2013 03:23 PM (gjIQF)

15 Climate Change!

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2013 03:23 PM (9XBK2)

16 So many people failed Jahar. Including, I guess, the children who lost limbs and eyes to his bomb.

--Yeah, the fact that they did not die but were just maimed was a bummer to Jahar.

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2013 03:23 PM (3VBXw)

17 wow just fucking wow. I guess the Balkanization of America is coming 2 decades earlier than I thought.

Posted by: joeindc44 at July 16, 2013 03:24 PM (zfv4c)

18 Terrorist as rock culture idol.

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2013 03:24 PM (M/TDA)

19 Why is someone's failure someone else's failure? Damn a bunch of victims.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 16, 2013 03:24 PM (/djtm)

20 Rolling Stone's pimping for Climate Scientology on the cover is arguably at least as offensive.

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2013 03:24 PM (3VBXw)

21 Rolling Stone has been such a fucking joke for so long that it's hard to believe Tina Brown hasn't been on their payroll.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 16, 2013 03:25 PM (uPotd)

22 kinda looks like a young bob dylan

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 16, 2013 03:26 PM (8sCoq)

23 20 Drives me up a wall.That discredited joke of a theory.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2013 03:26 PM (9XBK2)

24 Rolling Stone is positively 4th street. How does it feel to be on your own with only a poster of Jahar to assuage your teenybopper lusts and tears?

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 16, 2013 03:26 PM (EO34X)

25 I was high on horse semen when we did this cover so.

Posted by: Matt Taibbi at July 16, 2013 03:27 PM (Aif/5)

26 13 In which a magazine that became irrelevant 30+ years ago seeks to redefine its brand. Oh, wait, that's what they've been doing for the last 30+ years.

We aren't irrelevant. We're edgy. Yeah, that's it. Edgy. If I keep being edgy like this, college girls might sleep with me again, instead of laughing at me.

Posted by: Jann Wenner at July 16, 2013 03:27 PM (6TB1Z)

27 Fuck. The Arctic ice is melting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 16, 2013 03:27 PM (8ZskC)

28 Get the author on the line, pronto.

Posted by: Piers Morgan at July 16, 2013 03:27 PM (MpQra)

29 9 This makes me hate my college self of 25 years ago for ever reading that piece of garbage. Even if the reviews did cause me to buy two of my favorite albumns ever.

Posted by: moronhorde minion at July 16, 2013 07:22 PM (0Ihh6)

--The reviews were the main draw, unless there were decent photos of babes as well. Even back in high school, I discovered that Spin was overall a better read though.

Don't read either anymore, haven't since middle of college when my stepdad stopped subscribing.

Isn't it ironic that now the (electronic, at least) content of Cracked is more serious than Rolling Stone?

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2013 03:27 PM (3VBXw)

30 @17 - The Balkanization has been in place for a few years now. It shows no signs of receding. I'd say it's going to get worse before it gets better, but that assumes it will ever get better. :-(

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 03:27 PM (4JGSO)

31 The left has a new hero/martyr.

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at July 16, 2013 03:27 PM (uLzrM)

32 They failed HIM? Try conquering half of Asia and being remembered as the namesake of a guy who got run over by his little brother.

Posted by: Tamerlane at July 16, 2013 03:28 PM (9F2c1)

33
Only a liberal could twist the facts to make Dzhokar a promising student failed by society, Trayvon a saint, and the neighborhood watch guy a monster.

Posted by: Wodeshed at July 16, 2013 03:28 PM (a9L+B)

34 so anyway JarJar was raidcalized by a nation that punished him with living money, religious deference Xians would love to have, and college...

I can definitely see where we'll get a Muslim version of Roots now...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 03:28 PM (LRFds)

35 Boy, wait until Jahar finds our that the Koran was incorrectly translated from Aramaic and all he's going to end up with is 72 white raisins of crystal purity.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 16, 2013 03:28 PM (caV0V)

36 I thought they said a rolling stone gathers no moss

Posted by: Mr Pee Pee at July 16, 2013 03:28 PM (2ArJQ)

37 They turned into something I don't recognize from back when they actually had news about the music industry. I wouldn't use its pages to wipe my posterior.

Posted by: Gmac - Pondering the coming implosion at July 16, 2013 03:29 PM (IanLz)

38 18 Terrorist as rock culture idol.

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2013 07:24 PM (M/TDA)

--This generation needs its own Che, I guess.

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2013 03:29 PM (3VBXw)

39 17 - balkanisation Bring it on, we want our own country out here in flyover country.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 16, 2013 03:29 PM (EO34X)

40 Snagit and ad rings and you can print out a great target to use at the range.

Posted by: McGregor at July 16, 2013 03:29 PM (qo244)

41 >If I keep being edgy like this, college girls might sleep with me again, instead of laughing at me.

Posted by: Jann Wenner at July 16, 2013 07:27 PM (6TB1Z)

but, you're gay....

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 16, 2013 03:29 PM (8sCoq)

42 26 Jann. I thought you were playing with the other boys now.

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2013 03:29 PM (M/TDA)

43 I can definitely see where we'll get a Muslim version of Roots now...

Nobody knows, the jihad I've seen......

Posted by: pep at July 16, 2013 03:29 PM (6TB1Z)

44 @25 - Matt Taibbi, you've been drinking again and are on the wrong blog. But thanks for being honest!

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 03:29 PM (4JGSO)

45 Why, no, this is not America anymore. Funny you should ask.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 16, 2013 03:29 PM (4XER9)

Rolling Stone!

Wanna see me after I done bombed!

Rolling Stone!

Gonna burn five copies for my Imam!

Rolling Stone!

Wanna see my vacant stare

On the cover of the Rolling Stone!

Posted by: Dr. Hook at July 16, 2013 03:30 PM (FsqHK)

47 30 Brennan,

Who wants it to get better if it leads to dissolution along Political lines?

I'm not sure I am so in love with having 50 stars on the flag it is worth living in the same nation as the Pelosi/Schumer nutroots.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 03:30 PM (LRFds)

48 Getting VERY impatient with SMOD.

Posted by: RWC at July 16, 2013 03:30 PM (8FeS+)

49 Glad to see I'm not the only one getting a Dylan vibe. And fuck those lefty shit heads for trying to excuse him.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 16, 2013 03:30 PM (Zswg6)

50 So...what they are saying is families in fact *do* have responsibility for proper upbringing of children.

Posted by: T. at July 16, 2013 03:30 PM (Fy9Jg)

51 Free Jahar!*

Posted by: *With Purchase of Equal or Lesser Value Terrorist at July 16, 2013 03:30 PM (un8zR)

52 Logprof, I respectfully disagree. Think of Martin's parents. Their boy was killed by this fucking scumbag. Their daughter was maimed for life. And now they have to see this fucking soft lens travesty. Fuck rolling stone. At the risk of being an Internet tough guy; I am clenching my jaw at the thought of ground-pounding that little mother fucker.

Posted by: Joe Tenebris at July 16, 2013 03:30 PM (NTgCQ)

53 Ohh! *Shiver* Look at those soulful eyes! *squeal*

Posted by: 13 year old LIV's everywhere at July 16, 2013 03:30 PM (jjvz+)

54 SEPT 2013

BIN LADEN; A RETROSPECTIVE
With Free Wall Poster

Posted by: Rolling Stoned at July 16, 2013 03:31 PM (xvZYu)

55 Willie Nelson's bus melts arctic ice.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 16, 2013 03:31 PM (tb0Jd)

56 What. The. Fuckweasels.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at July 16, 2013 03:31 PM (Wwu0q)

57 Disgusting.

Why not just caption it with "Allahu Ackbar" while they are at it?

Posted by: chemjeff at July 16, 2013 03:31 PM (bBtob)

58 @26 - At least I recognize I'm a fat old fart--too bad these clowns don't. ;-)

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 03:31 PM (4JGSO)

59 Fucking leftists. They idolize murderers and howl for the blood of ordinary people like George Zimmerman. Maybe if their offices were to get truck-bombed they might start to think differently. I'm not kidding. They worship violence. That's why they're so contemptuous of American conservatives: we are peaceful and law-abiding. Time for that to end. Time to go Sam Adams on their worthless asses.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 16, 2013 03:31 PM (sSQkN)

60 --This generation needs its own Che, I guess. You nailed it, Sir.

Posted by: fluffy at July 16, 2013 03:31 PM (xIycM)

61 43 Pep,

If you love someone set them free so they can blow you up...it's destiny....

set them free free free set them free....

http://youtu.be/CUG06lTjBpI

//Sting for JarAid

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 03:31 PM (LRFds)

62 I read RS a lot back in Hunter S Thompson's heyday- woulda been very early 70s-

not since

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 16, 2013 03:31 PM (8sCoq)

63 Rolling Stones Chechen's coming home to roost on the cover. I think I would have preferred the autopsy picture for the cover where Sainted Brother left tread-marks all over his face.

Posted by: Lace Wigs [/i] at July 16, 2013 03:31 PM (U2UQk)

64 Wow, passive voice much?
So many things just kinda, sorta happened to him, ya know?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2013 03:32 PM (2mSdf)

65 He's so dreamy! I love the look of evil and death in his eyes!

---- Stupid Bitches Too Stupid To Live

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2013 03:32 PM (lVPtV)

66 > At least I recognize I'm a fat old fart--...

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 07:31 PM (4JGSO)

we should start a gang

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 16, 2013 03:32 PM (8sCoq)

67 Promising student? Says who?

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2013 03:32 PM (M/TDA)

68 @29 - Cracked is also more intelligent--and is a serious time suck. I plead guilty on many occasions.

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 03:32 PM (4JGSO)

69 This is an important person tied to an historic moment. Please buy the magazine.

Posted by: Rolling Stone Writers on Food Stamps at July 16, 2013 03:33 PM (un8zR)

70 67 Tuna,

I do....he had a 3.7 GPA just like St Skittles.

//JustUs4TrayJar

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 03:33 PM (LRFds)

71 I wonder if Dreamy McBomberJihad likes my power-glutes?

Posted by: Andi Sullivain at July 16, 2013 03:33 PM (Pr6hk)

72 Fuck. Them. Fuck them with a gyroscope. Ghoulish fucking FILTH. And "promising student?" Really? Is that why he was flunking class? And he was popular, too? Is that why he had no friends?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 16, 2013 03:33 PM (CA2NO)

73 The romanticization of terrorists started with the New Left in the 1960s.

The New Left are the people who made the sadistic butcher Che Guevara into a style icon.

Nothing's really changed for them, and nothing ever really will. If you hate and kill the correct people, the New Left will adoringly love you for it.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 16, 2013 03:33 PM (gqT4g)

74 WTF are these people thinking? Does that ghey guy still own RS?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 16, 2013 03:34 PM (wR+pz)

75 OCT 2013

HITLER THE ARTIST

ALSO,
Why prison rape is cool again

Posted by: Rolling Stoned at July 16, 2013 03:34 PM (xvZYu)

76 There was a lib woman writer for the NYT after 9/11, who said she couldn't help but notice bin Laden's "soulful eyes." She found him downright sexy.

Lib women = dog turds

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2013 03:34 PM (lVPtV)

77 66 > At least I recognize I'm a fat old fart--...

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 07:31 PM (4JGSO)

we should start a gang

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 16, 2013 07:32 PM (8sCoq)

I'm a thin young fart, but I'd sign up. Lots of guns, no tattoos.

Posted by: Rolling Stone Writers on Food Stamps at July 16, 2013 03:34 PM (un8zR)

78 DUDE! You're stealing my gig!

Posted by: Che Guevara at July 16, 2013 03:34 PM (2xWVe)

79 At least gerg has a new fap mag.

Posted by: RWC at July 16, 2013 03:35 PM (8FeS+)

80 Damn sock.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN gets outwitted by socks yet again at July 16, 2013 03:35 PM (un8zR)

81 73 TorqueWrench,

Oddly enough I was on about their deification of terrorists foreign and domestic earlier...

perhaps the right should start killing them tro get their attention and love no?

I can grow my fucking hair out and get a caucasian fro too

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 03:35 PM (LRFds)

82 Reading the Koran most to blame. That's the sub title right?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 16, 2013 03:35 PM (wR+pz)

83 52 Logprof,
I respectfully disagree. Think of Martin's parents. Their boy was killed by this fucking scumbag. Their daughter was maimed for life. And now they have to see this fucking soft lens travesty. Fuck rolling stone. At the risk of being an Internet tough guy; I am clenching my jaw at the thought of ground-pounding that little mother fucker.

Posted by: Joe Tenebris at July 16, 2013 07:30 PM (NTgCQ)

--No worries, I was just inserting some sarcastic gallows humor. I'd volunteer to kick his ass for anyone rendered physically unable to do so himself by the bombing.

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2013 03:35 PM (3VBXw)

84 Ted Kaczynski: Misunderstood Math Genius

Posted by: Rolling Stoned, 2014 at July 16, 2013 03:35 PM (bBtob)

85 Over/under on St. Skittles on Rolling Stone's next cover?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2013 03:35 PM (lVPtV)

86 67 Promising student? Says who?
He promised to attend school.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 16, 2013 03:35 PM (tb0Jd)

"How a popular, promising student was failed by his family, fell into radical Islam, and became a monster" huh?

And why is this not *MY* story?

Posted by: Zombie Ziad Jarrah at July 16, 2013 03:35 PM (FsqHK)

88 I stopped reading Rolling Stone when the gave P. J. O'Rourke the boot. Typical lefty tolerance; couldn't handle a single dissenting voice, even if he was by far the single most talented writer on the staff.

Posted by: mongo78 at July 16, 2013 03:35 PM (t+Qw5)

89 Utterly reprehensible. You really have to be careful these days. So many people with less than perfect lives and family who have been failed - I say, failed! - by society blowing up innocent people everywhere you look. But are the "victims" really innocent? After all they failed the poor blowers-upper. /lib "morals" and "logic"

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 16, 2013 03:35 PM (r+7wo)

90 85 Jane D'oh,

I'll take the over if you'll grant me their using his ultrasound...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 03:36 PM (LRFds)

91 Democrats suck as human beings. Soulless maggots.

Posted by: Smiley Bone at July 16, 2013 03:36 PM (ZPrif)

92 @47 - Call me an idealist--I still have hope, misplaced though it may be.

As an aside, has anyone noticed that the '80s era acceptability of "tho" for "though" and "thru" for "through" has fallen into disuse? Perhaps I'm getting off topic...

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 03:36 PM (4JGSO)

93 The Justin Bieber of terrorists.

Posted by: wth at July 16, 2013 03:36 PM (wAQA5)

94 How exactly does one "fall into" making pressure cooker bombs, placing them next to a family with young kids, then afterwards going to a kegger ?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2013 03:37 PM (2mSdf)

95 Photoshop, right? Totally has to be a photoshop. That's totally a photoshop. I am going to log off right now and I'll rest easy knowing it was a photoshop. Please, please be a photoshop.

Posted by: Eton Cox at July 16, 2013 03:37 PM (q177U)

96 I dunno. It fits. Like the Giffords shooter and the Aurora shooter, he was a pothead.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 16, 2013 03:37 PM (T0NGe)

97 >Over/under on St. Skittles on Rolling Stone's next cover?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2013 07:35 PM (lVPtV)

well, given the lead time in the mag publishing biz, I'd say within a month

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 16, 2013 03:37 PM (8sCoq)

98 The KKK was just misunderstood by society, especially black people. If only society embraced them more, a lot of "misunderstanding" and "dissent" would have been avoided. Just trying to keep up with Rolling Stone folks. Don't get me started on how the Nazis weren't just let down but shamefully abandoned by the world society.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 16, 2013 03:37 PM (r+7wo)

99 DEC 2013

HOW TO TROLL TEH WING-NUTS
Instructions right here. On the cover, dummy.

ALSO
Kayne's Bowel Movement Diary
and Top Ten Turds

Posted by: Rolling Stoned at July 16, 2013 03:37 PM (xvZYu)

100

@50 (T.): "So...what they are saying is families in fact *do* have responsibility for proper upbringing of children."

Cracka-ass crack.....er, white families do, sure. For families of other races, it's all whitey's fault.

Posted by: The Left at July 16, 2013 03:37 PM (FsqHK)

101 If I had a brother, he'd look like Jahar.

Posted by: The Precedent [/i] at July 16, 2013 03:38 PM (U2UQk)

102 65 No accident they picked that photo. Curly hair falling over his big dark eyes, ever so fashionable Armani Exchange t-shirt. Oh yah he's a real dreamboat ain't he? The little turd.

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2013 03:38 PM (M/TDA)

103 Next NYC mayor?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at July 16, 2013 03:38 PM (uBRCv)

104 Pool toy humper in the kiddie pool: Fighter of the heteronormative paradigm or hopeless romantic?

Posted by: pep at July 16, 2013 03:38 PM (6TB1Z)

105 The boy he killed is my son's age. I rarely ever curse but...Fuck Rolling Stone and Fuck that little puke.

Posted by: Jmel at July 16, 2013 03:38 PM (cfFqn)

106 19 Why is someone's failure someone else's failure?

Damn a bunch of victims.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 16, 2013 07:24 PM (/djtm)

Somehow because White Privilege.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 16, 2013 03:38 PM (/7gW+)

107 On another note, I've left two messages on Chinless "Report on GZ" site.

If I tell you guys I see black helicopters outside, I won't be kidding.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2013 03:39 PM (lVPtV)

108 If I had a brother, his face would have a tire mark on it.

Posted by: Dhjoker Tsarnaev at July 16, 2013 03:39 PM (f1iow)

109 I bet Charlie Manson is spitting nails. HE used to be the dreamy cultish murderer to whom strange women would mail their used panties.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 16, 2013 03:39 PM (CA2NO)

110 @88 - I first read P.J. when he was contributing to Nat Lamp. Good times.

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 03:39 PM (4JGSO)

111 And I see they continue their pseudo self-hatred with "Robin Thicke: Pretty fly for a white guy." (I do like Robin Thicke.) (You know that they think they themselves are just fine; it's just all you other white people that suck.) I wonder how many non-white guys work at the Rolling Stone.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 16, 2013 03:40 PM (r+7wo)

112 Meh. Rolling Stone has sucked cock by choice for decades.

Posted by: toby928© checks around for a bearded Spock at July 16, 2013 03:40 PM (QupBk)

113 Ed Gein: Promising taxidermist

Organic Chef: Jeffry Dahmer

Posted by: McGregor at July 16, 2013 03:40 PM (qo244)

114 We had him on but all he wanted to do was buy vowels.

Posted by: Pat Sajak and Vanna White at July 16, 2013 03:40 PM (wAQA5)

115 Raze it to the ground, scatter the stones before they roll, salt the Earth where it stood.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 16, 2013 03:40 PM (0q2P7)

116 It's heartbreaking. This poor bomber was forced into maiming and killing innocent young children, athletes and family people out for a lark! If only the world had better understood his alienation! It's the fault of society, morality, the world, and his victims! That about right?

Posted by: MTF at July 16, 2013 03:40 PM (bDUMn)

117 So who failed James Holmes and Adam Lanza?
When will they be getting their won dreamy monster coverboy treatment?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2013 03:40 PM (2mSdf)

118 If I had a brother, his face would have a tire mark on it. Posted by: Dhjoker Tsarnaev at July 16, 2013 07:39 PM (f1iow) I laughed. A whole FUCKLOAD of a lot.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/i][/b][/u] at July 16, 2013 03:40 PM (CA2NO)

119 96 I dunno. It fits.

Like the Giffords shooter and the Aurora shooter, he was a pothead.

Posted by: AmishDude at July 16, 2013 07:37 PM (T0NGe)

So was I, once. It was called high school. I don't care for potheads anymore now than I did then (tedious, mendacious, and of limited mental capabilities), but I think you're making a big stretch here.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at July 16, 2013 03:40 PM (un8zR)

120 @66 & 77 - We're already in a gang. We're Morons.

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 03:40 PM (4JGSO)

121 We have failed our youth. Why, some of them are only fit to become speed bumps.

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 16, 2013 03:41 PM (mCNwt)

122 The KKK was just misunderstood by society, especially black people. If only society embraced them more, a lot of "misunderstanding" and "dissent" would have been avoided.

Well, I had lots of trouble understanding Robert Byrd, I can tell you. Towards the end, it sounded like he had a mouthful of taffy.

Posted by: pep at July 16, 2013 03:41 PM (6TB1Z)

123 So do all of the inmates in his cell block get a copy of this soft focus, pubescent dreamer picture?

I imagine they'll tape a copy against the wall and look at it while they're examining his prostate.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 16, 2013 03:41 PM (8ifMA)

124 92 Brennan,

Nah you're like me you're kissing the corpse...

I just can't help noticing that well the lady is dead...

my reverence for America got me out of the ghetto...

but I can't help but notice that JarJar was a Bambi backer, and TrayTray was a Bambi backer, and the Bambi Klan is raping the corpse...

it'd be for the best if they let me go before I get drunk one day and do this sorta thing...

http://youtu.be/0B5lFuTUhso

'cause that's where this is heading...

if they get to glorify their thugs and actual murdering sons of bitches why am I required to be sane and not empower ours exactly?

I wish they'd quit raping mom's corpse....

I'd like to bury her.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 03:41 PM (LRFds)

125 The punk will have 23 hours a day in solitary for the rest of his life to ponder what might have been.

Posted by: toby928© checks around for a bearded Spock at July 16, 2013 03:41 PM (QupBk)

126 not PS, in case a few of you were holding out hope or credulity

http://is.gd/xOaV5d

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 16, 2013 03:41 PM (8sCoq)

127 This bomber is so smug. I say let him loose in the prison yard. Smug may get a little worried as well as have a free haircut by a shiv.

Posted by: Occupy the toilet at July 16, 2013 03:41 PM (baL2B)

128

@75: "OCT 2013

HITLER THE ARTIST"

Dude, I committed suicide. Obviously, WWII was just ein cry for help.

Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at July 16, 2013 03:42 PM (FsqHK)

129 I'm going to take a breather, sit on the screened porch, sip a glass of wine, pet the two kittehs, and watch the deer eat the azaleas.

What a fucked up world we're living in. Have to breathe deeply and calm down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2013 03:42 PM (lVPtV)

130 We're gonna need more lamp posts...

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 16, 2013 03:43 PM (lm0Rv)

131 >>The punk will have 23 hours a day in solitary for the rest of his life to...

...write his memoirs and become the next Mumia.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2013 03:43 PM (2mSdf)

132 Jmel, I have kids about the same age as well. I curse a bunch but even my colorful language fails to adequately describe how bad I want to see the little bastard hurt. And fear. I'm sure I'm a bad person but I would pay big bucks to see fear in his eyes.

Posted by: Joe Tenebris at July 16, 2013 03:43 PM (NTgCQ)

133 So is the mfm going to label Jahar a white______?

Posted by: YIKES! at July 16, 2013 03:44 PM (mETGQ)

134
By all frikkin means, let's explore who 'created' this monster!

Gee, I wonder who...??

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2013 03:44 PM (ZgBZU)

135 I'm going to take a breather, sit on the screened porch, sip a glass of wine, pet the two kittehs, and watch the deer eat the azaleas.

What a fucked up world we're living in. Have to breathe deeply and calm down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2013 07:42 PM (lVPtV)

following Jane.

Posted by: willow at July 16, 2013 03:44 PM (nqBYe)

136

@117: "So who failed James Holmes and Adam Lanza?"

White people in general, and Reichwing RethugliKKKans in particular.

Posted by: The Left at July 16, 2013 03:44 PM (FsqHK)

137 Officer Krupke
I'm down on my knees
Noone wants a kid who's got a social disease

Posted by: Jahar Tsarnaev at July 16, 2013 03:44 PM (6TB1Z)

138 He would look better, much better, if he had a bullet between his eyes. Or a tire tread skid mark

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 16, 2013 03:44 PM (HVff2)

139 116 It's heartbreaking. This poor bomber was forced into maiming and killing innocent young children, athletes and family people out for a lark! If only the world had better understood his alienation! It's the fault of society, morality, the world, and his victims!

That about right?

Posted by: MTF at July 16, 2013 07:40 PM (bDUMn)

You left out his college professors...wait that can't be it because academia= enlightened. Dbags

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 16, 2013 03:44 PM (/7gW+)

140 Oh for fucks sake... >>Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton spoke about the Â“heartacheÂ” of the Trayvon Martin case in D.C. Tuesday evening while speaking to an African-American sorority group. http://tinyurl.com/pfksuvr She ain't no way tarred.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2013 03:45 PM (g1DWB)

141 Think he need a hug.

Posted by: Big Ike, cell block D at July 16, 2013 03:45 PM (wAQA5)

142 130 We're gonna need more lamp posts...

Posted by: Purp at July 16, 2013 07:43 PM (lm0Rv)

We've got plenty, and if we use a nice hemp or sisal rope, it's all organic and (mostly) cruelty-free.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at July 16, 2013 03:45 PM (un8zR)

143 The dude crushed his terrorist brother with a car, so there's that.

Posted by: Dr Spank at July 16, 2013 03:45 PM (v1mq9)

144 *ahem* What about me? At least I had the guts to personally shoot my victims, including a 10 year old.

Posted by: lee boyd malvo at July 16, 2013 03:45 PM (2mSdf)

145 129 I'm going to take a breather, sit on the screened porch, sip a glass of wine, pet the two kittehs, and watch the deer eat the azaleas.

What a fucked up world we're living in. Have to breathe deeply and calm down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2013 07:42 PM (lVPtV)

Sorry, but George Zimmerman already ate the azaleas.

Posted by: The Lost Dutchman at July 16, 2013 03:46 PM (9F2c1)

146 How was he failed by his family? How was he promising? He was as promising as Trayvon Martin which was not promising at all.

Posted by: waldo at July 16, 2013 03:46 PM (cjFRv)

147 He was a promising student. His teachers had never seen any other pupil improvise working pressure cooker bombs with such proficiency and ease.

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 16, 2013 03:46 PM (mCNwt)

148 135 I'm going to take a breather, sit on the screened
porch, sip a glass of wine, pet the two kittehs, and watch the deer eat
the azaleas.

What a fucked up world we're living in. Have to breathe deeply and calm down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 16, 2013 07:42 PM (lVPtV)

following Jane.

Posted by: willow at July 16, 2013 07:44 PM (nqBYe)

Too hot here in AZ. Think I'll self medicate.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 16, 2013 03:46 PM (/7gW+)

149 Jane have a sip or a slug or 2 for me

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at July 16, 2013 03:47 PM (HVff2)

150
I remember seeing the pictures of Slackjaw smirking as he placed that bomb at the feet of that family while Speedbump proudly looked on.

If we actually did torture in Gitmo, I'd be ok with that for this bastard.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 16, 2013 03:47 PM (4+FWp)

151 143 Dr Spank,

his brother failed him...

so did he 5 year old who was blown in half...

it's my fault JarJar fell to the darkside and became Darth Binks...

it was me...it was all me...

//Kermit D Frog

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 03:47 PM (LRFds)

152 Whatsa hhhappenin' hhhotstuff?

Posted by: Long Kim Jong at July 16, 2013 03:47 PM (2xWVe)

153
Hmmm, let's compare the Tsaernev jihadis' sentiments to those one would hear on any campus in the U.S. and even in Obama's speeches.

The Muslims created this generation of perpetually pissed off and violent youth, and the Left enabled and nurtured all of it.

So FUCK YOU Rolling Stone. You and Obama are as responsible for the terrorism as the Tsaernevs.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2013 03:47 PM (vyPsz)

154 Dude, it is called jihad. nnobody failed him

Posted by: Jake in ID at July 16, 2013 03:47 PM (IxRjw)

155 Someone wake me when all the insanity stops.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 16, 2013 03:47 PM (jucos)

156 At least they didn't say he was "failed by society." Or did they save that for the article?

Posted by: PJ at July 16, 2013 03:48 PM (ZWaLo)

157 I think the Tree of Liberty is just about ready to be cut into firewood, because it's dying. Of thirst.

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 16, 2013 03:48 PM (mCNwt)

158 Know who else failed? The gazillion-dollar, money-no-object NSA who violate Constitutional protections yet somehow can't stop a teenager from blowing up an 8 year old.

Posted by: Kirk at July 16, 2013 03:48 PM (GBnWt)

159 >>>Have to breathe deeply and calm down.

I'm starting to think all the lefties own controlling shares in hard liquor and Hypertension pharmaceuticals and are just trying to boost sales.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 16, 2013 03:48 PM (0q2P7)

160 All-Star game intros going on right now, FOX.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 16, 2013 03:49 PM (ZshNr)

161 153 Soothsayer,

careful now the Deputy US Atty in Eastern TN wants a word with this thread...

//Eric "My Madrasa" Holder

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 03:49 PM (LRFds)

162 Church Sign Labels Zimmerman Jury as Racist - Fox Nation http://bit.ly/1bGWsIN

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 16, 2013 03:49 PM (8sCoq)

163 And I see they continue their pseudo self-hatred with "Robin Thicke: Pretty fly for a white guy." (I do like Robin Thicke.) (You know that they think they themselves are just fine; it's just all you other white people that suck.)

I wonder how many non-white guys work at the Rolling Stone.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 16, 2013 07:40 PM (r+7wo)

--chique, "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" was a song by The Offspring about a pasty-faced suburbanite trying to act hardcore gangsta. (I doubt, you have seen Trailer Park Boys, but the character J-ROC epitomizes that song.)

Anyways, not sure if you were aware but it's just a reference to that song.

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2013 03:50 PM (3VBXw)

164 So did Amanda Palmer write the article?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 16, 2013 03:50 PM (xywpL)

165 Jane, I'm with you. I think I've drunk more beer in the last 4 years than in the previous 30 combined.

Posted by: chemjeff at July 16, 2013 03:50 PM (bBtob)

166 Church Sign Labels Zimmerman Jury as Racist - Fox Nation http://bit.ly/1bGWsIN That racist asswipe of a "Minister" should be struck by lightening in the pulpit.

Posted by: toby928© checks around for a bearded Spock at July 16, 2013 03:50 PM (QupBk)

167 I'm starting to think all the lefties own controlling shares in hard liquor and Hypertension pharmaceuticals and are just trying to boost sales.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Laughing Maniacally While Throwing Matches. at July 16, 2013 07:48 PM (0q2P7)

Sales boosted. *opens medicine cabinet, vodka martini in hand*

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 16, 2013 03:51 PM (/7gW+)

168 Plus you get to read about Willie Nelson, Robin Thick and Jay-Z. Great googly moogly.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2013 03:51 PM (Fz2C7)

169 What the fuck? I failed him? Who ran over who???? Little punk!

Posted by: Zombie Speedbump at July 16, 2013 03:51 PM (cjFRv)

170 "The note Â— scrawled with a marker on the interior wall of the cabin Â— said the bombings were retribution for U.S. military action in Afghanistan and Iraq, and called the Boston victims Â“collateral damageÂ” in the same way Muslims have been in the American-led wars. Â“When you attack one Muslim, you attack all Muslims,Â” Tsarnaev wrote.Tsarnaev said he didnÂ’t mourn older brother Tamerlan, the other suspect in the bombings, writing that by that point, Tamerlan was a martyr in paradise Â— and that he expected to join him there soon."

Dreamy!

Posted by: lee boyd malvo at July 16, 2013 03:51 PM (2mSdf)

171 I have bowel movements that look like Jahar.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 16, 2013 03:51 PM (KuUy9)

172 This is the same asswipe of a magazine that did on article on teens dying of a particularly lethal type of heroin in the rich Dallas suburbs that was being sold by Mexican dope dealers. This piece of shit actually said that the Mexicans would have surely sold something else if they could have made a living on it, but, alas, they couldn't and so they sold poison to teenagers. I hope ALL their commie fuckstain reporters die in car wrecks.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 16, 2013 03:51 PM (WYOrt)

173 Oh and climate change, the Arctic is melting. How can you miss this issue?

Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2013 03:51 PM (Fz2C7)

174 He was as promising as Trayvon Martin which was not promising at all.

That appears to be where the bar has been lowered to in liberal leftist America.

Posted by: The Third Horseman Of The Apocalypse at July 16, 2013 03:52 PM (uLzrM)

175 Daily reminder: Our popular culture is literally evil.

Posted by: Yep at July 16, 2013 03:53 PM (6sqK6)

176 Church Sign Labels Zimmerman Jury as Racist - Fox Nation http://bit.ly/1bGWsIN http://is.gd/OjKUYl

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 16, 2013 03:54 PM (mCNwt)

177 @124 - Thanks for sharing a great Western scene. But I haven't given up as it appears you have. Cheers!

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 03:54 PM (4JGSO)

178 I hope nothing but the best for him; that he join his brother in paradise at the earliest opportunity.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 16, 2013 03:55 PM (KuUy9)

179

"This piece of shit actually said that the Mexicans would have surely sold something else if they could have made a living on it, but, alas, they couldn't and so they sold poison to teenagers."

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 16, 2013 07:51 PM (WYOrt)

Well it IS the white mans fault that there wasn't enough money in blow. Or "they were just doing the jobs that"....you get the idea.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 16, 2013 03:55 PM (/7gW+)

180 Does Jahar know that Jan Wenner is teh ghey? Does Jan Wenner know that Jahar wants to kill teh ghey?

Posted by: Zombie Speedbump at July 16, 2013 03:55 PM (cjFRv)

181 Did they interview his Drivers Ed instructor?

Posted by: RWC at July 16, 2013 03:55 PM (8FeS+)

182 Obligatory (and I would be amazed if somebody hasn't already linked this): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ux3-a9RE1Q

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2013 03:55 PM (sdi6R)

183 I am with you 148 . It's Miller Time , Coor's Time , Time for a Genny Ale , let's see I have some Apple Jack here . Please somebody tell me this is photoshopped .

Posted by: DrDrill at July 16, 2013 03:56 PM (L3nHO)

184 And we'll be paying for this shitstain for the rest of his life. I'm sure he'll get prayer rugs and approved foods and accommodations for religious blah blah blah. When he should be getting 2500 volts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2013 03:56 PM (GEICT)

185 Tamerlan was a martyr in paradise Â— and that he expected to join him there soon.

We hope you get your wish.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 16, 2013 03:57 PM (tb0Jd)

186 Stuff like this is why I enjoy that Alex Lifeson from Rush dissed the hell out of Wenner at their R&R HOF induction.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 16, 2013 03:57 PM (OevbG)

187 tech nerd thread! sort of

Posted by: George Orwell crosseyed and painless at July 16, 2013 03:57 PM (mCNwt)

188 If he is serious about jihad and not being a big pussy, suicide is the answer.

Posted by: Zombie Speedbump at July 16, 2013 03:57 PM (cjFRv)

189 185 And we'll be paying for this shitstain for the rest of his life.

I'm sure he'll get prayer rugs and approved foods and accommodations for religious blah blah blah.

When he should be getting 2500 volts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2013 07:56 PM (GEICT)

But 'diversity' BC!

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 16, 2013 03:58 PM (/7gW+)

190 Of course, I would love to see him drop the soap (IYKWIMAITYD).

Posted by: Zombie Speedbump at July 16, 2013 03:58 PM (cjFRv)

191 @170 - Â“When you attack one Muslim, you attack all MuslimsÂ”

One wonders how that arithmetic works in that moral code when the attacker is also Moslem--which most murderers of Moslems are.

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 03:58 PM (4JGSO)

192 Disgusting.

Posted by: Craig Poe at July 16, 2013 03:59 PM (BVkEs)

193 Bill Clinton would like this. Japan police bust sex home-delivery service http://tinyurl.com/mrgdart

Posted by: News For Chubby Chasers at July 16, 2013 03:59 PM (mETGQ)

194

revolting.

the whole world has gone mad.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 16, 2013 03:59 PM (ga+7c)

195

Wonder how all the ultra patriot BostonStrong people feel about this sh*t on the Rolling Stone cover....

Heh. Vote lefty dem I guess. Vote lefty dem. These people will eventually take us all on a ride to the death camps.

Posted by: Come to Egypt, see the Pyramids...and stay forever in an unmarked grave at July 16, 2013 03:59 PM (QnwVt)

196
It's not only okay for all the race-mongers to gin up hate and discord, it's encouraged by Obama's government at the highest level.

Compare what they're doing today to a couple of years ago when Obama (the acting president), the Secretary of Defense, the Secretary of State, and the FBI chief all intervened publicly to stop some nobody-idiot attention-seeker from Florida from burning a Koran.

Posted by: soothsayer at July 16, 2013 03:59 PM (xIzGn)

197 180 Does Jahar know that Jan Wenner is teh ghey? Does Jan Wenner know that Jahar wants to kill teh ghey? Posted by: Zombie Speedbump at July 16, 2013 07:55 PM (cjFRv) Enemy of my enemy is my friend, Until I saw his infidel head off.

Posted by: RWC at July 16, 2013 04:00 PM (8FeS+)

198 177 Brennan,

The sound of one hand clapping is not as loud as two...

the sound of one side following the Constitution at all sounds a lot like a graveyard.

The deal is the govt is legitimate so long as it follows the rules.

I was taught this by people the current crop of leadership would have to get on ladders to look in the crotch, let alone eyes of.

At some point I owe the left exactly the tolerance and deference it shows the right, and at some point enough of us will feel that way that it either becomes a real problem or they let us go.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 04:00 PM (LRFds)

199 173 Oh and climate change, the Arctic is melting. How can you miss this issue?

Posted by: lowandslow at July 16, 2013 07:51 PM (Fz2C7)

--But there's *on the scene* "front line" *reporting* on the melting ice! It substantiates everything Science! has proven!

Posted by: logprof at July 16, 2013 04:00 PM (3VBXw)

200 155 Someone wake me when all the insanity stops. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 16, 2013 07:47 PM (jucos) Sure thing, Rip Van Winkle.

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2013 04:00 PM (sdi6R)

201 _____________________

At last, a hero for our times! Or at least as close to a hero as we're likely to get these days.
Jahar is no Sherman McCoy, and he's no George Zimmerman. But he'll have to do for our elevated and clever purposes. We don't really have to play him up as "real" hero, mind you. No. That would be so gauche and obvious. We'll play up his conflicts - humanize him. Insinuate that he is a rebel WITH a cause. Albeit perhaps a somewhat misguided one - but one can't full understand because of a misunderstood Islamic culture gap. Our "hero" has values, they're just not retro-traditional American values.

After all, we need someone edgy with whom to enthrall ourselves. And the fact that he's oh so "hawt" (to use the common parlance) is a huge bonus.

Sure, he'll do as an unsung hero for our times. And we can hum along pretending like we don't really no the words.

Posted by: _Peter Fallow_ at July 16, 2013 04:01 PM (J+Q+d)

202 So who failed promising young engineer Osama?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 16, 2013 04:01 PM (+z5LA)

203 Can somebody print this cover out on rolls of TP?

Posted by: wth at July 16, 2013 04:01 PM (wAQA5)

204 Fix http://tinyurl.com/kt7epwh

Posted by: News For Chubby Chasers at July 16, 2013 04:01 PM (mETGQ)

205 Rolling Stone: "Disadvantaged people who overcame, prospered and contributed to society, go fuck yourselves."

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 16, 2013 04:01 PM (OjQYm)

206 195 rich@gmu,

No just 52% of it or so...

next time someone invokes "tolerance" punch them in the fucking mouth.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 04:02 PM (LRFds)

207 Dat magzeen be ole skul. Zojar, he be all new skul up in he-uh.

Posted by: NCwoof at July 16, 2013 04:02 PM (aUQgu)

208 196 Wonder how all the ultra patriot BostonStrong people feel about this sh*t on the Rolling Stone cover.... Heh. Vote lefty dem I guess. Vote lefty dem. These people will eventually take us all on a ride to the death camps. Posted by: Come to Egypt, see the Pyramids...and stay forever in an unmarked grave at July 16, 2013 07:59 PM (QnwVt) Please, they are the goofs who always say: Death Penalty is too good for them! I want them to suffer in prison and be forced to think about their crimes!!!1!! Well, this is what happens to lifers: lots of media attention and groupies - unless you execute them.

Posted by: Zombie Speedbump at July 16, 2013 04:02 PM (cjFRv)

209 Oh. My. God. How can they do this????

Posted by: Peaches at July 16, 2013 04:02 PM (8lmkt)

210 Why is that muzzy terrorist on the cover of any American magazine?

Posted by: Titanium at July 16, 2013 04:03 PM (mSmJM)

211

203 So who failed promising young engineer Osama?

George Zimmerman. Duh.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 16, 2013 04:03 PM (FzhYM)

212 This is a joke, right? That cover is a joke. Please tell me it's a joke.

Posted by: Tommy V at July 16, 2013 04:03 PM (ZYlKz)

213 @182 - I didn't know this! I've always been a Rush fan, and one of the few of my contemporaries who can name the guitarist of the band (everyone knows Ged and Neil). I need to find what Alex said that inflamed the huge douche so much--it's sure to be entertaining!

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 04:04 PM (4JGSO)

214 213 Tommy V,

No it is not a joke, this is what happens when decent human beings who lean a little donk empower red diaper babies to run the schools and the goddamned media...

assholes.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 04:04 PM (LRFds)

215

194 Bill Clinton would like this.

So would Leonard Nimoy.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 16, 2013 04:05 PM (FzhYM)

216 I'm with you Jane D'oh. Gonna sit on the porch and have a Red Snapper and smack the mosquitoes that are eating me. Hard to be calm though. Ain't enough Budweiser. I pose a wuestion for the evening. Will Holder's former firm defend the Mario Andretti wanna-be or will it be our Constitutional scholar-in-chief post-term pro bono?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 16, 2013 04:06 PM (/djtm)

217 Rush (the band) demanded that Rush Limbaugh stop using Rush music bumpers after the Sandra Fluke "controversy".

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 16, 2013 04:06 PM (tb0Jd)

218 22 kinda looks like a young bob dylan Posted by: Jones in CO at July 16, 2013 07:26 PM (8sCoq) I noticed that when this whole thing happened a couple of months ago. Turns out that Dylan's paternal grandmother was from Kağızman in northeastern Turkey, which is only about 300 miles from Chechnya.

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2013 04:07 PM (sdi6R)

219 204 Can somebody print this cover out on rolls of TP? I liked the TP in the earlier post. Target Practice.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at July 16, 2013 04:09 PM (/djtm)

220 So, is the weak wrist City of Boston going to speak out against this?

Posted by: Zombie Speedbump at July 16, 2013 04:09 PM (cjFRv)

221 @199 - Singing to the choir there, brah. But IMO, the Constitution does not need to be rewritten; it needs to be followed. I read an interesting article at reason.com about how less faith in gov't results in voters voting for increased power for gov't. Weird, but apparently true.

http://reason.com/archives/2013/07/14/no-one-trusts-the-government-which-is-ba

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 04:09 PM (4JGSO)

222 I hope there are a lot of "accidental" rogue Sharpie mistakes in the check-out aisles or in bookstores graffiti-izing this wee jihadist's glamour shot on the cover. Little devil horns...Hitler mustache, boobs, fangs, tire tracks or a sign: I killed my brother, please COEXIST, etc.

I would say "boycott" Rolling Stone but who actually buys it but the Rolling Stones?

Posted by: Occupy the toilet at July 16, 2013 04:09 PM (baL2B)

223 kinda looks like a young bob dylan
Posted by: Jones in CO at July 16, 2013 07:26 PM (8sCoq)

That's the only reason they did this. He is, physically, quite a beautiful young man. If he was some butt-ugly son of a bitch, it never would have occurred to these scrotes.

Posted by: Peaches at July 16, 2013 04:10 PM (8lmkt)

224 If Osama had brought down the towers when he was still 20-something, they'd have been all over him, too.

Posted by: zsasz at July 16, 2013 04:11 PM (MMC8r)

225 He killed more people that George Zimmerman, and for less reason.

Posted by: zsasz at July 16, 2013 04:12 PM (MMC8r)

226 222 Brennan,

Well "good luck"....

my "tribe" is perversely easy to get into...

Love Locke, Hate Marx...

it's apparently "too exclusive"...

I just don't see any way to force the insane asylum left into living within the law and here we sit...

sooner or later they're going to hurt enough people one side or the other is gonna start killing folk...

I've seen this movie before in the original 1917 cinematography.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 04:12 PM (LRFds)

227 Jann Wenner is a man who just can't stand it that Nixon is gone, so he is left with cheerleading for an ambitious little scrunt from Chicago with an outsized ego and few real achievements. Like all aging Boomers, he must ask himself, "How did it come to this?"

Posted by: section9 at July 16, 2013 04:12 PM (CUoon)

228 Kinda looks like Matt Harvey. Disturbing.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2013 04:13 PM (g1DWB)

229 next time someone invokes "tolerance" punch them in the fucking mouth.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 08:02 PM (LRFds)

*****

classes start on 26 August...glad I've got some time off.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 16, 2013 04:15 PM (ga+7c)

230 @227 - I'm not disagreeing with your perspective--I share it. Locke, Smith, a bit of Burke (but not all), Montesquieu, Hayek, Friedman. Sowell and Williams as well.

What 1917 movie are you referring to?

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 04:15 PM (4JGSO)

231 @228 - Is that the CINC or the Mayor? You've described both. ;-)

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 04:17 PM (4JGSO)

232

Some rich conservative should put up a couple of billboards in Boston with this cover on 'em and something to the effect of....

The Boston Bomber kills three and injures 260 plus ordinary Americans and gets himself on the cover of the Rolling Stone! Tell me again Boston, why you buy lefty magazines and vote for lefty democrat politicians that give away your tax dollars to support these anti-American cretins on welfare and school subsidies....

... or something like that..... so damn pissed right now I guess I can't think of a shorter more to the point snarkboard....

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Posted by: Come to Egypt, see the Pyramids...and stay forever in an unmarked grave at July 16, 2013 04:18 PM (QnwVt)

233

@217 (Golfman in NC): "Gonna sit on the porch and have a Red Snapper"

Sorry, I'm married.

Posted by: Christina Hendricks at July 16, 2013 04:19 PM (FsqHK)

234 Rolling Stone was failed by the passive voice.

Posted by: Regular Joe is amazed at July 16, 2013 04:20 PM (hemD9)

235

@224: "He is, physically, quite a beautiful young man."

That will serve him well in prison.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 16, 2013 04:21 PM (FsqHK)

236 See, but he didn't kill anyone in a protected class, so we can do the whole victim thing with him.

Posted by: Jan Wenner at July 16, 2013 04:22 PM (jucos)

237 Lena Dunham has a great big ass. she is also a great big ass that is all

Posted by: Jake in ID at July 16, 2013 04:22 PM (IxRjw)

238 215 213 Tommy V,

No it is not a joke, this is what happens when decent human beings who lean a little donk empower red diaper babies to run the schools and the goddamned media...

There is no 'lean a little donk'. A vote for a Democrat, ANY Democrat, is a vote for vice, corruption and failure, nothing more. It is a vice in its own right.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 16, 2013 04:23 PM (qvify)

239 new thread up

Posted by: Jake in ID at July 16, 2013 04:23 PM (IxRjw)

240 221 Brennan,

Worker's Paradise the Early Years.

starring VI Lenin as dear leader...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 04:25 PM (LRFds)

241 @240 - yeah, a boring one. Who gives a flying about the iWatch? Sheesh!

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 04:25 PM (4JGSO)

242 239 There is no 'lean a little donk'. A vote for a Democrat, ANY Democrat, is a vote for vice, corruption and ~~failure~~ Communism, nothing more. It is a vice in its own right. Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 16, 2013 08:23 PM (qvify) FIFY.

Posted by: rickl at July 16, 2013 04:26 PM (sdi6R)

243 @sven - I'll check it out. Thanks.

Posted by: Brennan at July 16, 2013 04:26 PM (4JGSO)

244 239 Richard McEnroe,

I'm slowly getting to that view. I have a neighbor whi is old schoo union dem he hates how far they've gone but won't vote R....

we're doomed.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 04:27 PM (LRFds)

245 Terrible.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 16, 2013 04:30 PM (Iyg03)

246 Anybody take a look at the comments over there?

Those f*ckheads are more concerned with Rolling Stone labeling this "innocent" terrorist as a monster before he's even been on trial........

Posted by: MtTB at July 16, 2013 04:31 PM (xehjI)

247

@238: "Lena Dunham has a great big ass."

*chews scenery*

And you've got your head all the way up it!

*chews more scenery*

Ferocious, aren't I?

Posted by: Lt. Vincent Hanna at July 16, 2013 04:31 PM (FsqHK)

248 How does this square with all of those sheeple-zens of the Boston area thanking the authorities for locking them down, er sheltering them in place, from The Cover of The Rolling Stone?

Gimme Shelter gets covered....

Posted by: ontherocks at July 16, 2013 04:36 PM (IdDrM)

249 Saw yer pic on Rolling Stone. You gots a real purty mouth.

Posted by: Bubba, Road Rages New Cellmate at July 16, 2013 04:40 PM (dvRYt)

250 Hey, remember when the Left was outraged/excited when they were speculating that the Boston Bomber was a right-wing TEA Party-affiliated tax protester?

Good times, happy times.

Say, I wonder if Rolling Stone would have given a right-wing TEA-Party tax-protesting terrorist the front page glamor treatment?

Even if he had soulful eyes and thousands of young women creaming their panties for him?

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Phinn at July 16, 2013 04:42 PM (oFH2D)

251 -sniff...

Posted by: Timothy McVeigh at July 16, 2013 04:44 PM (MMC8r)

252

sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 08:02 PM (LRFds)

****

I also have a "tolerence" story but it is kinda long for apologies if this turns into a text wall. At a school I used to attend the SG put on this stupid event where students tore down an intolerence wall (a wall with various epithets). One of the bricks was a Star of David that was crossed out. And while this whole thing was going on one of the Islamic groups on campus, in an approved flyer distributed around campus, had that same symbol on it-a Star of David crossed out.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 16, 2013 04:44 PM (ga+7c)

253 This is all part of ACA, make older wiser Americans wish they would die earlier. Saves on the cost of Obamacare.

Posted by: Corona at July 16, 2013 04:45 PM (fh2Y7)

254 Like a young Jim Morrison and Bill Ayers rolled into one...../drool.

Posted by: Rolling Stone Editor Hag in Chief at July 16, 2013 04:52 PM (dvRYt)

255 Wow, what a bunch of fucking douchebags. Maybe the fucking "promising" student just failed the rest of humanity by joining the "Religion of Peace."

God, my belly is SO full of hate right now ...

Posted by: acethepug at July 16, 2013 04:56 PM (4kvfA)

256 Screw this thread I want to hear about the Iwatch, Iradio and Itoaster.

Posted by: Wonkish Sling Blade says Long live Vermithrax Pejorative at July 16, 2013 04:58 PM (dvRYt)

257 Are you fucking kidding me?!??! Just put Gosnell on the cover already.

Posted by: joe dagostino at July 16, 2013 04:58 PM (36L8y)

258 It's like Tiger Beat for Terrorists! Win a Date with Jokhar! What does he look for in an infidel? Could you be one of his 72 virgins?

Posted by: zsasz at July 16, 2013 04:59 PM (MMC8r)

259 zsasz, that is hilarious!!!

Posted by: Peaches at July 16, 2013 05:00 PM (8lmkt)

260 253 Rich@gmu,

You can share if you need to it helps...

From what you've said it shows the insane asylum aspect of the tolerance uber alles crowd...

I am trying to teach my son about laying down vengeance and working on tomorrow with love in your heart....

I have to admit I am hardly the best teacher of this lesson, BUT at the end of the day between Sharpton, Jackson, Pfleger, Wright and I is I know I fail to live up to honoring the cornerstone of our faith...they revel and bathe in the hypocrisy.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 16, 2013 05:02 PM (LRFds)

261 I thought that the Boston Bombing was a Hoax? It explains why he is on the cover of Rolling Stone. I can't believe anybody believes it was a real Terrorist Attack. Five minutes of research clearly shows it was a Hoax....just like Sandy Hook. Wake up People!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at July 16, 2013 05:04 PM (LfNtM)

262 Corporate Rock Magazines Still Suck.

Posted by: BuddyPC at July 16, 2013 05:18 PM (bYQ1a)

263

sven-

<i>You can share if you need to it helps...</i>

ha...that was pretty much it. seemed more involved when I was thinking about it. one of those things that stick with you I suppose.

Posted by: rich@gmu at July 16, 2013 05:29 PM (ga+7c)

264 A friend of mine got me a free subscription to Rolling Stone as a joke. What a terrible leftist rag. Every issue is the same: Some conservative/Republican is a facist asshole. Barack is awesome. He's simply awesome. Global warming, blah blah blah. Some story about a fucking band I never heard of.

Posted by: Hawk at July 16, 2013 05:33 PM (2dYnc)

265 Despicable.

Posted by: Jocon307 at July 16, 2013 06:11 PM (nk1wP)

266 I guess the cast of Glee couldn't be bumped off the cover of Tiger Beat.

Posted by: Funeral guy at July 16, 2013 06:54 PM (3dHo2)

267 Jahar can go to hell. And take Rolling Stone with him. Assholes, the lot of them.

Posted by: EROWMER at July 16, 2013 06:55 PM (OONaw)

268 He's so cute, such hair... and that pouty little mouth. I wonder what his singing voice is like.

Posted by: MeHome at July 16, 2013 07:48 PM (fIkHQ)

269 How'd they not update the copy they did on the old Jim Morrison cover story? "Joker Tsarnaev. He's hot, he's sexy and he's in jail."

Posted by: Rich Fader at July 16, 2013 08:29 PM (WZR61)

270 So morally vacuous it's beyond parody.

Posted by: venus velvet at July 16, 2013 09:16 PM (g94P/)

271 Rock star. I guess that makes sense. The anti-white cultural establishment's main criteria for bestowing cool is that the recipient should be subversive and destructive of white "mainstream" culture. The bomb is the "received" message. There doesn't have to be a single to go with it.

Posted by: Chromoly Man at July 16, 2013 09:41 PM (hZKDR)

272 At least they mentioned "radical Islam" on the cover. I woulda expected something like "religious extremism" / "far-right fanaticism."

Posted by: Moron Labe! at July 16, 2013 10:41 PM (jFJtl)

273 If the right was engaged it would see goons in the street burning this rag of a magazine and raising hell in general. Yeah theyde be acting like asses but some weak frightened conservative congressman would probably propose a bill to support the protest. The modern American Right is feckless. A bunch of whiny Eunuchs.

Posted by: PC at July 17, 2013 01:56 AM (0lDEi)

274 >swoon<

Posted by: Chris Matthews at July 17, 2013 03:25 AM (27KAF)

275 Disturbed has your back: https://www.facebook.com/Disturbed Awesome response.

Posted by: Donavon Pfeiffer at July 17, 2013 04:24 AM (Oj3nO)

276 Remember the good old days when Snooki on the cover meant the End of Western Civilization ?

Posted by: DrDrill at July 17, 2013 05:01 AM (sOFZs)

277 Come on Rolling Stone...where is the additional picture of Che Guevara?

Posted by: Spook at July 17, 2013 07:30 AM (pEkqu)

278 I can see a critical article on him in Rolling Stone, but the cover picture that can only be seen as an endorsement of him, is just unforgivable. This is one big reason why we have serial killers and school massacres...the evil SOBs are glorified by our soul less media. Scum know they will have their face shown on all the networks and their name breathlessly repeated by talking heads on TV shows. Instant celebrity to sick people who should be executed.

Rolling Stones, you are part of the problem.

Posted by: Braden Lynch at July 18, 2013 12:05 PM (vecNL)

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