Ace of Spades HQ

March 05, 2014

Ronan Farrow's New Show Demonstrates Why The Aristocratic Ruling Class Was So Keen On This Particular Princeling
— Ace

His show's edgy format blends the two hottest trends in youth-oriented programming -- stammering and Making No Sense.

Big fan.

BTW: All the mu.nu sites are under a massive spam attack. Posting and commenting are in and out, depending on the minute.

Posted by: Ace at 12:48 PM | Comments (316)
Post contains 76 words, total size 1 kb.

1 "His show's edgy format blends the two hottest trends in youth-oriented programming -- stammering and Making No Sense."

In related news, Chelsea Clinton's agent is now entertaining offers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2014 01:26 PM (8ZskC)

2 I'm too much of a cynical bastard. I can't help but now think that his sisters latest effort to bring up woody Allen possibly molesting her was little more than publicity for this idiot's new show.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 05, 2014 01:26 PM (s84ga)

3 I think I have things under control now, but I'll continue monitoring.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 05, 2014 01:26 PM (2yngH)

4 DoS. Brutal. Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 05, 2014 01:27 PM (4ElUX)

5 I think I have things under control now,

You're supposed to say "Attention all planets of the Solar Federation ..."

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 05, 2014 01:27 PM (jlOxu)

6 *test, test* ...I keep getting bumped off.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2014 01:27 PM (+HGCx)

7 "BTW: All the mu.nu sites are under a massive spam attack. Posting and commenting are in and out, depending on the minute." I couldn't get the page to load earlier. I wondered what was going on.

Posted by: NotCoach at March 05, 2014 01:28 PM (GI5b7)

8 Yay! Comments!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 05, 2014 01:28 PM (DmNpO)

9 That's quite the blooper reel. How many years has he been on?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 05, 2014 01:28 PM (wrS2o)

10 He's like a less-drunk Chris Matthews, with less cellulite and spittle.

Posted by: --- at March 05, 2014 01:28 PM (MMC8r)

11 Blog is stammering. But making sense. Sometimes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 05, 2014 01:28 PM (HFap2)

12 So ... what happened? Was this a deliberate attack to take down the site?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 01:28 PM (ZPrif)

13 Ronan Farrow makes that whole David Hampton unseemliness make sense.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 05, 2014 01:29 PM (DmNpO)

14 I don't now how much longer the hamster wheel can hold out, Cap'n.

Posted by: Engineer Scott at March 05, 2014 01:29 PM (8ZskC)

15 Who's attacking our Ace? Lets beat 'em up.

Posted by: Judge Pug at March 05, 2014 01:29 PM (hJnUx)

16 They fired Cenk Uygur for THIS???

Posted by: --- at March 05, 2014 01:29 PM (MMC8r)

17 Buzzion-I think you're probably right.

Posted by: Carol at March 05, 2014 01:29 PM (WEuad)

18 Liberal white male is the lowest difficulty rating.

Posted by: Beorn at March 05, 2014 01:29 PM (dGF4J)

19 Oh how I would love to hear a live feed of Pixy's cursing over the last hour or so.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 05, 2014 01:30 PM (wNF3N)

Ronan Farrow would be an unpaid intern if he didn't have famous parents.

The kid is dreadful. ...Cute, but dreadful.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2014 01:30 PM (+HGCx)

21 Anyone want to see my colon?

Posted by: Katie Couric at March 05, 2014 01:30 PM (8ZskC)

22 Adorable. This is a school project, right?

Posted by: Dang at March 05, 2014 01:31 PM (MNq6o)

23 The saddest part is that the low hiring standards at MSNBC also apply to their voting habits.

Posted by: --- at March 05, 2014 01:31 PM (MMC8r)

24 *clears throat* I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 05, 2014 01:31 PM (oFCZn)

25 weird though justoneminute was down too.

Posted by: tasker at March 05, 2014 01:31 PM (RJMhd)

26 silver-tongued devil.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2014 01:32 PM (V70Uh)

27 How embarrassing. If Frank Sinatra were alive today, this kid wouldn't be.

Posted by: Dang at March 05, 2014 01:32 PM (MNq6o)

28 I want you to get physically excited......

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 05, 2014 01:32 PM (Aif/5)

29 first.

Posted by: flounder at March 05, 2014 01:32 PM (Kkt/i)

Until now, I never realized that Frank Sinatra's son would be so gay.

Posted by: --- at March 05, 2014 01:33 PM (MMC8r)

31 Ronan Farrow, winner of the prestigious Porky Pig award for communications.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 05, 2014 01:33 PM (0AKks)

32 Didn't they just give this dumbass some bullshit Walter Cronkite award for something????

WTF????

Resist WE Much!!!

Posted by: Portnoy at March 05, 2014 01:33 PM (8N1kd)

33 That boy ain't right.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2014 01:33 PM (hn70M)

34 Damn! I thought SMOD had hit pixie square on.

Posted by: Soona at March 05, 2014 01:33 PM (9TU0o)

35 Ronan Farrow: Cougar Magnet!

Posted by: The Awkward-Turtle at March 05, 2014 01:33 PM (MangK)

36 "His show's edgy format blends the two hottest trends in youth-oriented programming -- stammering and Making No Sense."

A reality show that is accurate and realistic. OMG!! WTF!!!

Posted by: flounder at March 05, 2014 01:33 PM (Kkt/i)

37 nurture vs. nature.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 05, 2014 01:33 PM (V70Uh)

38 Think about it, if he looked like the guy who was supposedly his father, he'd never get this job.

Posted by: --- at March 05, 2014 01:33 PM (MMC8r)

39 Just like Chelsea Clinton and her "reporting" gig on NBC, Ronan is getting some practice being on camera for his future political career.

Posted by: Hamilton at March 05, 2014 01:34 PM (oMYHY)

40 23, It applies to more than half our electorate!

Posted by: Carol at March 05, 2014 01:34 PM (WEuad)

41 Holy cow. He makes the SNL skit "The Chris Farley Show" look like William F. Buckley.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 05, 2014 01:34 PM (HxSXm)

42 *Cough Yale Law Grad *Cough

Posted by: Hanging Amish Bait at March 05, 2014 01:34 PM (Aif/5)

43 I think I have things under control now, but I'll continue monitoring.

I *knew* it was all Pixy's fault.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 05, 2014 01:34 PM (IN7k+)

44 Â…and boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 05, 2014 01:34 PM (V4CBV)

45 Frank's not pleased with the criticism his boy is getting. Be nice to him.

Posted by: Dean Martin at March 05, 2014 01:34 PM (kL+Z/)

46 Add a few "ya knows" to his patter and he could be U.S. Ambassador to Japan.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2014 01:35 PM (8ZskC)

47 They're obviously going for the LOL-Cats demographic.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2014 01:35 PM (+HGCx)

48 The kid's so nervous. Did Jerry Sandusky invite him to hit the showers after the show?

Posted by: Dang at March 05, 2014 01:35 PM (MNq6o)

49 Wait for it . . . Boom goes the dynamite!

Posted by: Brian Collins at March 05, 2014 01:36 PM (Kkt/i)

50 Ronan Farrow's New Shoe Demonstrates Why The Aristocratic Ruling Class Was So Keen On This Particular Pedestrian Princeling His Left Foot

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 05, 2014 01:36 PM (MhA4j)

51 So I'm now seeing the media gush all over the Too Much Protein will kill you study. In my life here are the things in your diet that I've been told will kill you: Too Much Fat Too Many Carbohydrates and now Too Much Protein Little problem -- aren't those the three sources of calories that all food have in varying quantities? Aren't basically all foods a combination of fat, carbs, and protein? Sure there are other chemicals like spice and minerals and salts ... but the calories you need to consume to survive basically all come form fat, carbs, and protein -- the only question is in what proportion you consume them. And if you limit one of the three you then have to, by definition, increase the other two. It's physically impossible to be on a low fat, low carb, and low protein diet. The three pretty much have to add up to 100% of your daily calories, right?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 01:36 PM (ZPrif)

52 >> -- stammering and Making No Sense.

To be fair, Making No Sense is MSNBC corporate policy. He's probably adlibbing the stammering part. Or he could just be a natural.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 05, 2014 01:36 PM (wNF3N)

53 I think he's attracting older viewers out of curiosity like when you go to the zoo to see strange and exotic animals.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2014 01:36 PM (hn70M)

54 Curse you Dr. Varno, foiled again!

Posted by: Brian Collins at March 05, 2014 01:36 PM (Kkt/i)

55 Can we sacrifice captain ed to appease the spammers?

Posted by: NCKate at March 05, 2014 01:37 PM (y7PFk)

56 Heck, if Obama can stutter when off script and stay in office, give Ronan a break.

Posted by: TOTUS at March 05, 2014 01:37 PM (MhA4j)

57 Duck season!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at March 05, 2014 01:37 PM (8ZskC)

58 Cicero, I was thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Carol at March 05, 2014 01:37 PM (WEuad)

59 He does look a little like a young Sinatra.

But I'm still not watching his show, nor do I really GAF. . .

Posted by: looking closely at March 05, 2014 01:38 PM (TZsWx)

60 The Year of the In Over Your Head* *again

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 05, 2014 01:38 PM (IXrOn)

61 First week on a new gig and he is bound to have a lot of stammers. ease up on the poor boy, It is unbecoming. Now about that lisp,.... is he one of the chosen people? Frank would spin in his grave.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 05, 2014 01:38 PM (LWu6U)

62 Porky Pig called. He wants his schtick back.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 05, 2014 01:38 PM (Kkt/i)

63 The HQ was down?

That's ok, we've got all the election coverage and art and space threads you'll ever need.

Posted by: The Federalist at March 05, 2014 01:38 PM (UIxS+)

64 Now about that lisp,.... is he one of the chosen people? Frank would spin in his grave.

He does have very expressive wrists.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2014 01:38 PM (8ZskC)

65 I think he's attracting older viewers out of curiosity like when you go to the zoo to see strange and exotic animals. Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2014 05:36 PM (hn70M) hehe

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 05, 2014 01:39 PM (IXrOn)

66 OK, after seeing that, I am convinced he's not Mr. S's boy.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 05, 2014 01:39 PM (nnkXw)

67 Aren't basically all foods a combination of fat, carbs, and protein?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe

Candy. You forgot candy. Don't forget candy. LOVE candy.

Posted by: Dang at March 05, 2014 01:39 PM (MNq6o)

68 Fuck the liberal spam bots.

And their moms.

I did.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at March 05, 2014 01:39 PM (P9ya5)

69 I couldn't finish watching. It was painful. At least it confirmed I still had some sympathy juice left in my body.

Posted by: Paul Bearer at March 05, 2014 01:39 PM (Kz9dH)

70 Where can we buy a poster of him? And, a bobblehead?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 05, 2014 01:39 PM (IXrOn)

71 I think he's attracting older viewers out of curiosity like when you go to the zoo to see strange and exotic animals.>>

Maybe they just dozed off during the previous show.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at March 05, 2014 01:39 PM (wrS2o)

72 Yay! Pixy FTW!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 05, 2014 01:39 PM (5npD/)

51...It's physically impossible to be on a low fat, low carb, and low protein diet. The three pretty much have to add up to 100% of your daily calories, right?

They're grooming us...to tell us next that we should live on a Diet of Air and Light.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2014 01:39 PM (+HGCx)

74 You might be a stuttering imbecile as well if your father bathed you til age 20.

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 05, 2014 01:40 PM (hn70M)

75 The weekend reporters on Channel 12 in Sherman, Texas, do a way better job. So much better.

Posted by: sunny-dee at March 05, 2014 01:40 PM (bxdmt)

He's Sinatra's kid as raised by Woody Allen.

There's Nature Vs. Nurture for ya.

Posted by: --- at March 05, 2014 01:40 PM (MMC8r)

77 I haven't been able to get on for hours. Spam attack? Fargin iceholes.

Posted by: oc joe at March 05, 2014 01:40 PM (hqVUe)

78 Frank was not the best looking man when he was young, his voice was the only attraction.

Posted by: Carol at March 05, 2014 01:40 PM (WEuad)

79 low fat, low carb, and low protein diet = vegan

Posted by: Country Singer at March 05, 2014 01:40 PM (r/e1Q)

80 You're joking, but pretty sure candy (ie sugar) falls under the carbs umbrella.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 01:41 PM (ZPrif)

81 If ratings get too low he can always marry his boyfriend on air. sigh

Posted by: Judge Pug at March 05, 2014 01:41 PM (hJnUx)

82 First week on a new gig and he is bound to have a lot of stammers.

There was a time when someone who was just learning the ropes would start out doing a few years of farm reports on a station in Bumfuck, Iowa. He wants to play in the big leagues, let him be judged as a big leaguer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2014 01:41 PM (8ZskC)

83 There are other Mu.nu sites? What are they, fan sites for the movie Titanic and "Best of Myspace"?

Posted by: Weirddave at March 05, 2014 01:41 PM (N/cFh)

84 T-t-t-t-today, junior!

Posted by: Billy Madison at March 05, 2014 01:41 PM (UIxS+)

85 This boy still has amniotic fluid behind the ears.

Posted by: Fritz at March 05, 2014 01:41 PM (PnMCP)

86 Sites working again, Pixy must have rounded up a fresh batch of hobos to man the hamster wheels.

Posted by: Brewer at March 05, 2014 01:41 PM (eV1I0)

87 You have to have the four major food groups! Pizza, beer, chocolate chip cookies, and beer! Oh, and did I say BEER!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 05, 2014 01:42 PM (CGjum)

88 I didn't realize yesterday that his show is at 1pm Eastern/10pm Pacific, aka "when the target demographic--spittle-flecked pinko young people--is barely awake from last night's post-OFA-meetup bender/hookup/tokefest."

Posted by: HR at March 05, 2014 01:42 PM (ZKzrr)

89 They're grooming us...to tell us next that we should live on a Diet of Air and Light.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2014 05:39 PM (+HGCx)

And an icicle each year in honor of The Leader's birthday.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2014 01:42 PM (8ZskC)

90 Odd, the mad bomber gets another smackdown by the judge today, and there's a DoS attack here. What a coincidence....

Posted by: TomB at March 05, 2014 01:42 PM (SNxYz)

91 >>>>He's Sinatra's kid as raised by Woody Allen. Isn't that like matter and anti-matter? The fabric of the space-time continuum is at stake.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 05, 2014 01:42 PM (V4CBV)

92
"All the mu.nu sites are under a massive spam attack."

http://youtu.be/52KFUdU1jaQ?t=8m26s

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 05, 2014 01:42 PM (kdS6q)

93 Nervous? Or maybe not even ready for MSNBC. Name brands are sometimes not the best brands.

Posted by: Soona at March 05, 2014 01:42 PM (9TU0o)

94 ow fat, low carb, and low protein diet = vegan
Posted by: Country Singer

= low IQ, low energy, low stamina, weak immune system...

Posted by: Dang at March 05, 2014 01:42 PM (MNq6o)

95 I dunno. I like him.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at March 05, 2014 01:43 PM (8ZskC)

96 45 Frank's not pleased with the criticism his boy is getting. Be nice to him. Posted by: Dean Martin at March 05, 2014 05:34 PM (kL+Z/) Dino, that was one I wasn't all the way in for. I was on the out stroke during the vinegar stroke.

Posted by: Francis Albert Sinatra, the Chairman of the Board at March 05, 2014 01:43 PM (HxSXm)

There are other Mu.nu sites? What are they, fan sites for the movie Titanic and "Best of Myspace"?[\I]

Worse...Usenet.

Posted by: --- at March 05, 2014 01:43 PM (MMC8r)

98 Was it Pootie's hackerz done attacked us?

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 05, 2014 01:43 PM (GSIDW)

99

I'm not sure he can read.

He is just like Barry Odumbass, a pretty boy.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Christies at March 05, 2014 01:43 PM (xggaJ)

100 No, in proportions vegans fat, carb, and proteins still had to add up to 100% of calories (roughly). They substitute plant protein for animal protein, and take protein supplements so they don't die. All the plant material they eat is mostly carbs. All the vegans I've seen eat, eat a high carb diet.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 01:43 PM (ZPrif)

101 Sorry but----who in the world wants to watch this prissy young douche?

Posted by: Kirk's Gorn at March 05, 2014 01:43 PM (/EkKm)

102 Shit.

Posted by: --- at March 05, 2014 01:43 PM (MMC8r)

103 If Ronan is Frank's kid, couldn't he prove it with DNA if he wanted to? Not saying he isn't, but the pretend mystery grows tiresome.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 05, 2014 01:43 PM (ZshNr)

104 It wasn't a full-scale DoS attack; looked like a Botnet run amok. We haven't had a for-real DoS attack for a while. I still have the whole of Turkey's IP ranges blocked at the firewall from last time...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 05, 2014 01:44 PM (2yngH)

105 39. well, at least they both prove what lame personalities result from Star combinations. They won't be winning any elections. But appointments like awarded to Carolyn Kennedy are likely possibilities. Last laugh is on Democrat kidz. George W. Bush's daughter proved her own star personality featuring successful news spots, despite all the flack from the MSM entrenched anti-Bushites. Then again, her mom Laura smoothed ruffled feathers with her "confession" after they left the White House, "I've always been a liberal."

Posted by: TOTUS at March 05, 2014 01:44 PM (MhA4j)

106 You're joking, but pretty sure candy (ie sugar) falls under the carbs umbrella. Posted by: Flatbush Joe

Even candy corn? I'm gonna have to look that up...

Posted by: Dang at March 05, 2014 01:44 PM (MNq6o)

107 Video: Russia Today Anchor Quits On Air

http://tinyurl.com/kbrcazq

Posted by: Ronan Farrow, Breaking News All Up In Yo Grill at March 05, 2014 01:44 PM (hn70M)

108 In my life here are the things in your diet that I've been told will kill you:

Too Much Fat
Too Many Carbohydrates
and now
Too Much Protein

Posted by: Flatbush Joe

In my humble and somewhat limited opinion, nutrition is quickly becoming the 'climatology' of the life sciences if it isn't already.

No hard feelings meant towards those here in the field but holy f, it has problems.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 05, 2014 01:44 PM (Y/M/K)

109 Did a Russian mobster type hack Target? Was that the story.

Posted by: tasker at March 05, 2014 01:44 PM (RJMhd)

110 There was a time when someone who was just learning the ropes would start out doing a few years of farm reports on a station in Bumfuck, Iowa. He wants to play in the big leagues, let him be judged as a big leaguer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2014 05:41 PM (8ZskC)

This kid is the shining example of why so many kids coming out of college think they should just roll right into a CEO position the day after they graduate.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 05, 2014 01:44 PM (r/e1Q)

111 Something like carrots are just almost all carbs.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 01:45 PM (ZPrif)

112 And an icicle each year in honor of The Leader's birthday.

Which is in August.

Fuck.

Posted by: HR at March 05, 2014 01:45 PM (ZKzrr)

113 msnbc -- the place you go when you get turned down for the weekend replacement for Tavis Smiley.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at March 05, 2014 01:45 PM (KQp38)

114 No seriously - he's like the "Girls" of TV news.

Posted by: Kirk's Gorn at March 05, 2014 01:45 PM (/EkKm)

115 Spam attack you say?? Nah, couldn't be...

Posted by: Lace Wigs at March 05, 2014 01:46 PM (sOlwy)

116 There was a time when someone who was just learning the ropes would start out doing a few years of farm reports on a station in Bumfuck, Iowa.
---
Ahem.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at March 05, 2014 01:46 PM (wcLJG)

117 His eyes are dead...like a shark....

Posted by: Kirk's Gorn at March 05, 2014 01:46 PM (/EkKm)

118 There are other Mu.nu sites? What are they, fan sites for the movie Titanic and "Best of Myspace"?

Posted by: Weirddave at March 05, 2014 05:41 PM (N/cFh)

----------------------------------------

So that's why I couldn't even get to "My Mother the Car" website.

Posted by: Soona at March 05, 2014 01:46 PM (9TU0o)

119 Well, if you're watching on a muted TV at the gym, he sure do look purdy...

Posted by: phreshone at March 05, 2014 01:46 PM (Q6pxP)

120 >>>They're grooming us...to tell us next that we should live on a Diet of Air and Light.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2014 05:39 PM (+HGCx)<<<

Somebody see me on Red Eye last night?

Posted by: crazy Barbie doll chick at March 05, 2014 01:46 PM (UIxS+)

121 Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 05:36 Alcohol. Val u rite diet you will live to a ripe old age

Posted by: traye at March 05, 2014 01:46 PM (fqOja)

122 104 It wasn't a full-scale DoS attack; looked like a Botnet run amok. We haven't had a for-real DoS attack for a while. I still have the whole of Turkey's IP ranges blocked at the firewall from last time... Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 05, 2014 05:44 PM (2yngH) *********** Turkey!? Gawd damn it Turkey is freaking me out.

Posted by: tasker at March 05, 2014 01:46 PM (RJMhd)

123 So are you saying that vegans are not members of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)? wow. sucks to be them.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 05, 2014 01:46 PM (XiVKO)

124 It's almost like they are grooming him and promoting him to be president one day, answerable to all the NGO money men and assorted leftist causes, without causing too much trouble with original, unapproved thoughts.

Naaaah, they could never pull that off !

Posted by: pj at March 05, 2014 01:46 PM (ZWaLo)

125 He's Sinatra's kid as raised by Woody Allen.
______________________________________

I don't think Mia Farrow ruled out other possible, um, "contributors."

Since Allen and Farrow kept separate residences, opportunities abound for this kid to have been the product of numerous and sundry third parties. He might just as well have been the son of a rather effete and too stylishly dressed (wink, nudge) milkman or cable guy.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 05, 2014 01:46 PM (nnkXw)

126 punch...punch...punch
"Please, machine, give cookie"
punch..punch..punch

punch..punch
screech, punch punch punch

I want a cookie punch punch

sob, I will die without Ace.
Please, God
punch punch punch..

"nine one one What is your emergency?"

Ace of Spades HQ is offline, and I don't know what to do.

Posted by: Jelsun Morand at March 05, 2014 01:47 PM (DVorg)

127 His eyes are dead...like a shark.... Posted by: Kirk's Gorn

Or a gerbil.

Posted by: Dang at March 05, 2014 01:47 PM (MNq6o)

128 103. as would a virility test from Woody -- for all his extra-and-marital sexual activity, has he any "issue"?

Posted by: TOTUS at March 05, 2014 01:47 PM (MhA4j)

129 As an almost middle aged guy who lifts weights to build muscle , I consume about 150 grams of protein a day. That is about a hundred grams more than the recommended FDA amount. Oh well.

Posted by: Paul Bearer at March 05, 2014 01:47 PM (Kz9dH)

130 I'm old, I have I don't give a shit. But on the other hand glad our little Ace is hip & into current trends

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2014 01:47 PM (HVff2)

131 What I wouldn't give to hear a zombie Frank Sinatra's response after listening to his uptalking, valley girl progeny.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 05, 2014 01:48 PM (Y/M/K)

132

I don't think Mia Farrow ruled out other possible, um, "contributors."

Line forms to the left!

Posted by: Mia's Ancient Cooter at March 05, 2014 01:48 PM (MMC8r)

133 Faces of meth...
http://tinyurl.com/k97uwag

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2014 01:48 PM (hn70M)

134 Or a gerbil. -------- NO!!!!!!!

Posted by: Richard Gere at March 05, 2014 01:48 PM (Aif/5)

135 Just want to make sure I'm not going insane with my basic animal biochemistry -- all our calories come from fat, carbs, and protein, right? Whether you consumer 1k, 2k, or 5k calories today -- they all are coming from fat, carbs, or protein. You can minimize your total caloric intake. But you can't simultaneously lower the % of all 3 at the same time. Right? Is there some magical 4th source of calories that humans consume that I've forgotten?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 01:48 PM (ZPrif)

136 Is that Ellen?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 05, 2014 01:48 PM (EJ/Tn)

137 I think he's attracting older viewers out of curiosity like when you go to the zoo to see strange and exotic animals.

I think this new prince of the blood has spent most of his life sucking up to aged liberals, and has become the right sort of young man his benefactors want him to be. They have, ahem, 'great expectations' of him.

Posted by: OregonMuse at March 05, 2014 01:49 PM (I8YZX)

138 107 Video: Russia Today Anchor Quits On Air
http://tinyurl.com/kbrcazq

Posted by: Ronan Farrow, Breaking News All Up In Yo Grill at March 05, 2014 05:44 PM (hn70M)

"An American anchor working for state-owned television station Russia Today quit on air on Wednesday. Liz Wahl, in the network's D.C. bureau, said she could no longer be 'part of a network that whitewashes the actions of Putin. I'm proud to be an American and believe in disseminating the truth, and that is why, after this newscast, I am resigning.'"

How precious!

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 05, 2014 01:49 PM (Kkt/i)

139 ot sometime in the recent past day or two, ace linked to the daily beast - I happened to see a piece on True Detective linked (as one of the most read on site). Major spoilers. The author had interviewed the writer. Not going to link it. Don't want to get in twubble. and ot 2 take a peak at this floating twittersphere Â‘Laughing so hardÂ’: DonÂ’t miss this Â‘gripping photoÂ’ of ObamaÂ’s Ukraine strategy meeting [Photoshop] http://tinyurl.com/mqunf44 really. go look, but, come back again, I don't want to get in twubble.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 05, 2014 01:49 PM (IXrOn)

140 He looks like he might have some Skywalker blood.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 05, 2014 01:49 PM (V4CBV)

141 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 05:48 PM (ZPrif) -------- Beer!

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 05, 2014 01:49 PM (sPO/s)

142 I'm going to say that's Frank's kid just based on the size of his head.

Posted by: tasker at March 05, 2014 01:49 PM (RJMhd)

143 The eye structure may look like Frank, but look at a pic of Mia, and he looks 100% like her... and its a million to one if you can find a picture of Woody without the glasses... Ronan's jaw might be a little more Woody than Frank

Posted by: phreshone at March 05, 2014 01:49 PM (Q6pxP)

144

I got a boil on my ass that would be a better host than this guy....

Posted by: Kirk's Gorn at March 05, 2014 01:49 PM (/EkKm)

145 There was a time when someone who was just learning the ropes would start out doing a few years of farm reports on a station in Bumfuck, Iowa. He wants to play in the big leagues, let him be judged as a big leaguer. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2014 05:41 PM (8ZskC) No way in hell would they let him do the farm reports. He would need to start as a DJ on the TV stations gospel AM sister station doing the Saturday and Sunday 1am to 5am shift. Of course the gospel AM station is a dawn to dusk station, so he would just in all likelihood be the janitor/security guard.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aak MrCaniac at March 05, 2014 01:50 PM (HxSXm)

146 "Posting and commenting are in and out, depending on the minute."

and it will continue until we get moar cheerleader pics!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 05, 2014 01:50 PM (q+fqH)

147 Damn, glad I wasn't embannened...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 05, 2014 01:50 PM (Bodiz)

148 Naaaah, they could never pull that off ! -- He'd have to be a homosexual slave of darker hue than his greasepaint complexion. Push that envelope!

Posted by: TOTUS at March 05, 2014 01:50 PM (MhA4j)

149 Holy crap, he's awful.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2014 01:50 PM (fG3f3)

150 If you guys want Farrow cancelled, I will watch and pretend to like it. Just say the word. I will Sleeper Cell his ass.

Posted by: Beagle at March 05, 2014 01:50 PM (sOtz/)

151 so he would just in all likelihood be the janitor/security guard.

Like he'd know which end of the plunger goes in the bowl.

Posted by: HR at March 05, 2014 01:51 PM (ZKzrr)

152 Is there some magical 4th source of calories that humans consume that I've forgotten? Posted by: Flatbush Joe

Jizz?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2014 01:51 PM (MNq6o)

153 BTW: All the mu.nu sites are under a massive spam attack. Posting and commenting are in and out, depending on the minute. Whew, here I thought I said/wrote something I shouldn't have

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2014 01:51 PM (HVff2)

154 Give this guy another Cronkite Award! Four days of brilliance! And eyes like a Mykonos sky...

Posted by: Kirk's Gorn at March 05, 2014 01:51 PM (/EkKm)

155 Not to be pedantic, but the caloric content of beer is carbs and protein.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 01:51 PM (ZPrif)

156 Behold: Rosemary's lame Baby.

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 05, 2014 01:51 PM (MhA4j)

157 153 -- I figured I broke something posting "Terminus" last thread.

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 05, 2014 01:52 PM (MhA4j)

158 One thing you can say about Meghan McCain, she's got some chops.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2014 01:53 PM (8ZskC)

159 Is there some magical 4th source of calories that humans consume that I've forgotten? Posted by: Flatbush Joe

Smokes?

Posted by: That guy in those 1950s movies at March 05, 2014 01:53 PM (MNq6o)

160 Is there some magical 4th source of calories that humans consume that I've forgotten?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe

Yo.

Posted by: Cockroaches in your sleep [/i] [/b] at March 05, 2014 01:53 PM (Y/M/K)

161 Behold: Rosemary's lame Baby. **** LOLOLOL!! I am stealing that for twitter!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 05, 2014 01:53 PM (DmNpO)

162 "HS announces that insurers can keep extending un-canceled health plans Â— until October 2016"

Posted by: Kathleen Sebilius at March 05, 2014 01:53 PM (Q6pxP)

163 You can minimize your total caloric intake. But you can't simultaneously lower the % of all 3 at the same time. Right? Is there some magical 4th source of calories that humans consume that I've forgotten?

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 05:48 PM (ZPrif)

-------------------------------------------

Well, there's eating.............oh, never mind.

Posted by: Soona at March 05, 2014 01:53 PM (9TU0o)

164 All the vegans I've seen eat, eat a high carb diet.

AKA Carbitarians.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 05, 2014 01:53 PM (P7Wsr)

165 Grooming, that word has taken on a ominous meaning. Especially if you ever read anything on a British site. So, did you see the story where a normal British housewife went outside and mistaked 3 burka clad children for trash bag's. That story and many other's are fake and just click bait. But I can't stop lookin'. Help me.... Oh ya, that kid is the ghey. Lean forward assholes, just keep leaning.

Posted by: oc joe at March 05, 2014 01:53 PM (hqVUe)

166 Why does MSNBC keep hiring people with a lisp? I can't stand to listening to them.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 05, 2014 01:54 PM (b6koZ)

167 Are we sure his father isn't a majority stock holder in the corporation that owns NBC and MSNBC, rather than Frank? Because I really can't understand how they could possibly put him in front of a microphone. They may as well have given the job to Carolyn Ummm Kennedy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2014 01:54 PM (fG3f3)

168 158 never at a loss for words, or caloric intake

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 05, 2014 01:54 PM (MhA4j)

169 144 I got a boil on my ass that would be a better host than this guy....

Posted by: Kirk's Gorn at March 05, 2014 05:49 PM (/EkKm)

Kirk's Gorn's Boil. Welcome comrade, we have an opening for you at RT.

Posted by: KGB at March 05, 2014 01:54 PM (Kkt/i)

170 Is there some magical 4th source of calories that humans consume that I've forgotten? Posted by: Flatbush Joe

Poon?

Posted by: That guy whos' always saying, "poon?" at March 05, 2014 01:54 PM (MNq6o)

171

When Frank Sinatra first started out...there were cartoons of him, showing him as a skinny guy with a pencil neck and a big head.

And girls swooning, saying..."Oooo Frankie!"

This kid looks too much like Sinatra to *not* be his kid.

He's got Frank's head, his facial features and his pencil neck.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2014 01:55 PM (+HGCx)

172 I think I have things under control now,... Aye aye, Captain!

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 05, 2014 01:55 PM (AQTz3)

173 Is there some magical 4th source of calories that humans consume that I've forgotten? -- Soylent Green. They're already pioneering it in North Korea.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 05, 2014 01:55 PM (GSIDW)

174 So embarrassing to watch. But, he'll have an underground cult following. Kinda like Rupert Penry-Jones.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 05, 2014 01:55 PM (IXrOn)

175 I'm not sure he can read. He is just like Barry Odumbass, a pretty boy. Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Christies at March 05, 2014 05:43 PM

Sadly, I have to think Choom Boy is actually smarter than this babbling putz.

Anyone who ever sees some major teevee news programs -- Boston's Channel 7 is a prime example -- knows that the prime consideration for hiring is nice hair and the ability to fog a mirror occasionally. Managing coherent speech isn't even on the menu these days.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 05, 2014 01:55 PM (ff7/5)

176 spam attack? must be hawaiian

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 05, 2014 01:56 PM (At8tV)

177 See Joe! That's why beer is one of the four major food groups. And insects. I don't remember where I read it, but people eat something like seven pounds of insects while they sleep over the course of their life. Pure protein.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 05, 2014 01:56 PM (kZVsz)

178 158 One thing you can say about Meghan McCain, she's got some chops. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2014 05:53 PM (8ZskC) Don't you mean boobehs and not chops?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2014 01:56 PM (HVff2)

179 One thing you can say about Meghan McCain, she's got some chops.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Nope. I finished those last night. They were GOOD. *brp*

Posted by: Meghan McCain at March 05, 2014 01:56 PM (MNq6o)

180 They may as well have given the job to Carolyn Ummm Kennedy. Posted by: nerdygirl In fairness to Carolyn Kennedy, her mother taught her to be articulate and highly read. /not just Hollywood scripts like Mia's repertoire. Why the hell did she ever break up with the French conductor, Andre Previn? Her loss.

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 05, 2014 01:56 PM (MhA4j)

181 You can minimize your total caloric intake. But you can't simultaneously lower the % of all 3 at the same time. Right? Is there some magical 4th source of calories that humans consume that I've forgotten? Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 05:48 PM (ZPrif) Well, you could eat nothing but fiber, which is technically a carb, but isn't digested. But then you'd shit to death.

Posted by: stace at March 05, 2014 01:56 PM (9PXzx)

182 I was just about to make such an insightful and world changing post when we got hit by that spam attack.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2014 01:57 PM (nzKvP)

183 With my inability to access comments here I went to Hot Air to read the comments about the Senate vote today. Big mistake. Huge.
The comments there are vapid compared to here.
I mostly lurk, but wanted you all to know I so enjoy your commenting. Even when I disagree.

Posted by: Gidget at March 05, 2014 01:57 PM (tfg7i)

184 We knew a picky vegan who lived primarily on french fries. She went to a diet consultant - personal trainer and he hit the fainting couch.

Posted by: Beagle at March 05, 2014 01:57 PM (sOtz/)

185 I raised him well. Well, I raised him.

Posted by: Woody Allen's Lumpy Lap at March 05, 2014 01:57 PM (i76nT)

186 I have run batches by hand that had more talent than this prissy little twatspittle. What the fuck?c

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 05, 2014 01:57 PM (Q8vlx)

187 >>Is there some magical 4th source of calories that humans consume that I've forgotten?

It's spiders that you eat while you sleep. And lots of 'em.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 05, 2014 01:58 PM (hn70M)

188 Why does MSNBC keep hiring people with a lisp? I can't stand to listening to them.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 05, 2014 05:54 PM (b6koZ)

-----------------------------------------

I think they're being promoted from NPR.

Posted by: Soona at March 05, 2014 01:58 PM (9TU0o)

189 You shouldn't feed Spam to Hamsters. They'll get a taste for flesh.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2014 01:58 PM (XUatG)

190 Ok, just wanted to make sure I wasn't going nuts with these simultaneous media demands to do the the physically, biochemically impossible and simultaneously eat low carb, low fat, and low protein. You can just eat fewer calories, of course. But they are giving this insane, impossible advice to people who already are at a healthy weight. If you keep your caloric intake the same, you can't shrink all 3 pieces of the pie at the same time.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 01:58 PM (ZPrif)

191 Posted by: MrScribbler at March 05, 2014 05:55 PM (ff7/5)

Sorry Masshole, but Boston is not a major city.

It's a cute little town with some nice bars and restaurants.

And a great place to watch baseball (yeah....I'll give you that one).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2014 01:58 PM (QFxY5)

192

It's possible he is one of the transgendered people, because that was all the rage for a while, and we know that the media jumps on any wave of bullshit they create trying to extract eery last sickening bit of mealy PR.

Just look at they.

Christ the world is fucked up.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Christies at March 05, 2014 01:58 PM (xggaJ)

193 Don't worry...in the future we will be fed government-issued food pellets.

Posted by: wheatie at March 05, 2014 01:59 PM (+HGCx)

194 I would have put more effort into raising the boy if I hadn't been so preoccupied with my work and dorking his sister, but mainly dorking his sister.

Posted by: Woody Allen at March 05, 2014 01:59 PM (8ZskC)

195 189 You shouldn't feed Spam to Hamsters. even my cats won't eat spam

Posted by: navycopjoe at March 05, 2014 01:59 PM (At8tV)

196 We knew a picky vegan who lived primarily on french fries. She went to a diet consultant - personal trainer and he hit the fainting couch.

But I won't get cancer!

--Some vegans

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 05, 2014 02:00 PM (P7Wsr)

197 Titanic flashbacks...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 05, 2014 02:00 PM (IXrOn)

198 182 I was just about to make such an insightful and world changing post when we got hit by that spam attack.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2014 05:57 PM (nzKvP)

So you gave up?

Posted by: flounder at March 05, 2014 02:00 PM (Kkt/i)

199 people eat something like seven pounds of insects while they sleep over the course of their life. Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan

Not me. I ate one seven pound face sized spider when I was a kid. Knocked that shit out in one day. Done!

Posted by: Dang at March 05, 2014 02:00 PM (MNq6o)

200 Noah Rothman ‏@NoahCRothman RT @Mediaite: WATCH: RT Anchor Resigns On-Air: I CanÂ’t Be Part of Network 'That Whitewashes the Actions of Putin' http://bit.ly/MOAkn7

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 02:00 PM (ZPrif)

201 I can buy some 'used meat' as I call it, much cheaper then a can of Spam. Gotta love that 'Managers Special' section. And they both smell, win-win.

Posted by: oc joe at March 05, 2014 02:00 PM (hqVUe)

202 I expect its not impossible that Edward R Murrow and Rush Limbaugh were awkward and stammering on their first few outings, but somehow I sort of doubt it. There's only so much that grooming, slick production, and experience can do with someone who just is not innately charismatic and strong on TV and radio on their own.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2014 02:01 PM (zfY+H)

203 even my cats won't eat spam

My cat likes corn chips. I was shocked when I put down a corn chip and walked away. I thought she'd sniff at it. She munched the whole thing.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 05, 2014 02:01 PM (P7Wsr)

204 158 One thing you can say about Meghan McCain, she's got some chops. <--I thought they were called boobs.

Posted by: Caunotaucarius at March 05, 2014 02:01 PM (SHvfC)

205 Ronan Farrow What are names that sound like they belong to a (gay) Vampire Pirate.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2014 02:01 PM (XUatG)

206 You question our win? We crush your pitiful little site. Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Posted by: Hot Air Cyberwarfare Team at March 05, 2014 02:01 PM (tv7DV)

207 Ace this "aristo ruling class" shit you keep pushing is retarded and you know it. People who dominate pop culture have an elite set? OMG no f n way.

Posted by: lol at March 05, 2014 02:02 PM (OvLH0)

208 How long before this lad gets a mysterious case of pink eye to take him out of commission? I'm in for two weeks tops.

Posted by: Fritz at March 05, 2014 02:02 PM (PnMCP)

209 Cheetos. Cats like Cheetos.

Posted by: Chester Cheetah at March 05, 2014 02:02 PM (XUatG)

210 His skin is too light for him to ever be elected President, so I think we are safe to ignore him.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 05, 2014 02:02 PM (1Y+hH)

211 It also feeds into the liberal narrative of conservatism as generic anti-elite resentment.

Posted by: lol at March 05, 2014 02:03 PM (OvLH0)

212 Putin delivers 'So Sorry To See You Go' Polonium bouquet to disgruntled anchor.

Posted by: --- at March 05, 2014 02:03 PM (80IR9)

213 Sorry Masshole, but Boston is not a major city. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2014 05:58 PM

You're just lucky Whitey Bulger is in the clink; you'd offend him with such talk. The Honorable Martin J Walsh would disagree as well. No, he'd try to convince you Teh Gheys should march in the St Paddy's Day Parade.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 05, 2014 02:03 PM (ff7/5)

214 Ah, poor widdle troll has his panties in a wad.

So sad.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 05, 2014 02:03 PM (Y/M/K)

215 I expect its not impossible that Edward R Murrow and Rush Limbaugh were awkward and stammering on their first few outings, but somehow I sort of doubt it. There's only so much that grooming, slick production, and experience can do with someone who just is not innately charismatic and strong on TV and radio on their own.

Limbaugh was a disk jockey at 16, and wasn't a talk-show host until he was 31ish.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 05, 2014 02:03 PM (P7Wsr)

216 209 Cheetos. Cats like Cheetos. Posted by: Chester Cheetah at March 05, 2014 06:02 PM (XUatG) Hell, I like Cheerios

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 05, 2014 02:04 PM (HVff2)

217 RT Newsbabe Liz Wahl, who resigned on air. Â“I cannot be part of a network funded by the Russian government, that whitewashes the actions of Putin. IÂ’m proud to be an American and believe in disseminating the truth, and that is why after this newscast, I am resigning.Â”

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 02:04 PM (ZPrif)

218 Cats like Cheetos.

And Tostitos, and coffee, and grilled cheese, and bacon, and ice cream, and chili...

Posted by: HR at March 05, 2014 02:04 PM (ZKzrr)

219 I am stealing that for twitter! Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 05, 2014 05:53 PM (DmNpO) /I was surprised it hadn't already been typed. But really, wouldn't he fill that bill?

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 05, 2014 02:04 PM (MhA4j)

220 I suspect conservatism can survive being perceived as anti-elite.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2014 02:04 PM (zfY+H)

221 Posted by: lol at March 05, 2014 06:03 PM (OvLH0) Is it a good thing to be pro-elitist?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2014 02:05 PM (oMKp3)

222 Now that protein is found to be dangerous to my health, I'd like the government to supply me with boxes of extra condoms.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 05, 2014 02:05 PM (AC0lD)

223 Fun fact: Frito's burn like all get out, so don't eat those last few in your pocket. They could save your life.

Posted by: oc joe at March 05, 2014 02:05 PM (hqVUe)

224 I had a dog who would eat everything she was ever offered, even including birdshit. But not rice cakes. What does that tell you about rice cakes.

Posted by: stace at March 05, 2014 02:05 PM (9PXzx)

225 "IÂ’m proud to be an American and believe in disseminating the truth, and that is why after this newscast, I am resigning."
With that attitude she's going to have a hard time finding work in the news profession.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2014 02:05 PM (zfY+H)

226 I expect its not impossible that Edward R Murrow and Rush Limbaugh were awkward and stammering on their first few outings, but somehow I sort of doubt it. There's only so much that grooming, slick production, and experience can do with someone who just is not innately charismatic and strong on TV and radio on their own.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2014 06:01 PM (zfY+H)

-----------------------------------------

Limbaugh started early in life. He tells the story of having a tape recorder and a mic, and calling baseball games on tv with the sound turned off. He started working at a radio station as an intern when he was 12 or 13. He's earned his nut.

Posted by: Soona at March 05, 2014 02:06 PM (9TU0o)

227 Why does MSNBC keep hiring people with a lisp? I can't stand to listening to them.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 05, 2014 05:54 PM (b6koZ)

-----------------------------------------

I think they're being promoted from NPR.

Posted by: Soona at March 05, 2014 05:58 PM (9TU0o)

Seriously, everybody at NPR has a major speech imediment; and is a fucking retard.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 05, 2014 02:06 PM (xowO9)

228 Â“I cannot be part of a network funded by the Russian government, that whitewashes the actions of Putin. IÂ’m proud to be an American and believe in disseminating the truth, and that is why after this newscast, I am resigning.Â” Bet she goes to MSNBC to suck Barry's dick.

Posted by: --- at March 05, 2014 02:06 PM (hNrDu)

229 Posted by: MrScribbler at March 05, 2014 06:03 PM (ff7/5)

I assume you noticed NYC's asshat mayor marching in his own little special snowflake gay St. Patrick's Day parade last weekend?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2014 02:06 PM (QFxY5)

230 All this talk of the Elites has me thinking I need to revisit the old Groening Ackbar and Jeff cartoons.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2014 02:06 PM (XUatG)

231 Is it a good thing to be pro-elitist?

Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2014 06:05 PM (oMKp3)

If you have a thing for boot licking, I guess.

Posted by: flounder at March 05, 2014 02:06 PM (Kkt/i)

232 Heh. The lol troll read the talking points backwards.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 05, 2014 02:06 PM (IXrOn)

233 My labs would eat broccoli. Also, horse poop.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2014 02:07 PM (XUatG)

234 "Limbaugh was a disk jockey at 16, and wasn't a talk-show host until he was 31ish."
How much stammering, forgetting words, and awkwardness do you think Rush showed in his first week as a DJ at 16?
My cat Ash kept begging for my food so I gave him a piece of broccoli and he wolfed it down. Then he gave me one of those "you rotten jerk" cat looks and walked away. Didn't stop him from begging later though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2014 02:07 PM (zfY+H)

235 There was a time when someone who was just learning the ropes would start out doing a few years of farm reports on a station in Bumfuck, Iowa. He wants to play in the big leagues, let him be judged as a big leaguer. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2014 05:41 PM (8ZskC) Exactly. A mere mortal would have to work their way up, getting valuable experience along the way. This is what comes from giving a major job to someone completely unqualified because of who mommy is.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2014 02:07 PM (fG3f3)

236 I say things! Put me on the... thing, that... TV! Put me on the, the... the TV!

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at March 05, 2014 02:08 PM (MNq6o)

237 Effete? In over his head? Stammering? Being given awards not justified by his accomplishments?

Isn't this, in many ways, the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at March 05, 2014 02:08 PM (T+Zre)

238 I had a dog who would eat everything she was ever offered, even including birdshit. But not rice cakes. What does that tell you about rice cakes. Posted by: stace at March 05, 2014 06:05 PM (9PXzx) ha! I tried rice cakes once. Only once.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 05, 2014 02:08 PM (IXrOn)

239 "Isn't this, in many ways, the story of Barack Obama?"
It had to be said. Because it is not only funny and ironic, but true.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2014 02:09 PM (zfY+H)

240 Wow. Worse than Chelsea the Clinton.

Posted by: gracepmc at March 05, 2014 02:09 PM (rznx3)

241 233 My labs would eat broccoli.

Also, horse poop.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2014 06:07 PM (XUatG)

Me too!

Posted by: lol at March 05, 2014 02:09 PM (Kkt/i)

242 Hagel just babbled that U.S. warships will be protecting the "Baltic Peninsula."

Anybody know what the fuck he is talking about? Last time I checked they hadn't installed a peninsula in the Baltic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2014 02:09 PM (QFxY5)

243 There are salt and pepper flavored rice snacks my mom got and I tried once. Those are pretty good, actually. They aren't full fledged hockey puck sized things, more like little cookies. But you can polish off a bag in like 30 seconds and wonder what happened to it all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 05, 2014 02:10 PM (zfY+H)

244 101 Sorry but----who in the world wants to watch this prissy young douche? Posted by: Kirk's Gorn at March 05, 2014 05:43 PM (/EkKm) Pajama boy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 05, 2014 02:10 PM (fG3f3)

245 So it's kind of like Hugh Grant, Barack Obama, Frank Sinatra, Woody Allen and Mia Farrow had a five way and THIS was spawned... Groovy

Posted by: sven10077 at March 05, 2014 02:10 PM (TE35l)

246 We had a boy like this try to walk on while I was the Head Football Coach at the University of Miami. He said he wanted to play wide receiver or tight end, either one, and giggled. Well football's no laughing game. I blew pipe smoke in his soft, round little face and suggested kicker. He kind of looked at me funny and walked off right there.

Now I wonder if maybe I missed something.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at March 05, 2014 02:10 PM (T+Zre)

247 All well and good I suppose, but does he have teh Maddcows approval? She's supposed to be the queen bee in that hive mind.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 05, 2014 02:10 PM (kZVsz)

248 Sven, buddy, pal, you owe me a gallon of brain bleach for that image.

Posted by: HR at March 05, 2014 02:11 PM (ZKzrr)

249 I expect its not impossible that Edward R Murrow and Rush Limbaugh were awkward and stammering on their first few outings, -- Christopher Taylor @6:01 Limbaugh started early in life. Soona @ 6:06 Exactly, Soona. They earned their way up the ladder, and weren't gifted the National Broadcast prime time slot first job evah. Except to poke fun at this spoiled pretty boy who can only make shit from sense, what else does his poor performance "deserve" from public scrutiny? Taylor made CAKE?!

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 05, 2014 02:11 PM (MhA4j)

250 Anybody know what the fuck he is talking about? Last time I checked they hadn't installed a peninsula in the Baltic. Peruvia has been trying to install a Peninsula for decades.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2014 02:11 PM (XUatG)

251 She snuck a peek while they were standing at the urinals and approved; he's no threat.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at March 05, 2014 02:12 PM (T+Zre)

252 46 Cicero, It's kind of like Foggy Bottom's version of needs more cowbell..... Or um y'know"fucking retard"..... Six of one half dozen of the other.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 05, 2014 02:12 PM (TE35l)

253 They could splice in some Sharpton and produce a rap video.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 05, 2014 02:12 PM (IXrOn)

254 If I have a son, he'd look just like Ronan Farrow.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 05, 2014 02:12 PM (Kkt/i)

255 Posted by: HR at March 05, 2014 06:11 PM (ZKzrr)

Yup.

The one time he is perfectly clear it's to provide that image?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2014 02:12 PM (QFxY5)

256 Thpam attack? Oh dear!

Posted by: model_1066 at March 05, 2014 02:12 PM (KWIwL)

257 Caleb Howe ‏@CalebHowe Gripping photo from inside the President's strategy meeting on #Ukraine. Powerful. #rsrh pic.twitter.com/SpTqX5xL9h

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 02:13 PM (ZPrif)

258 There are no entries for Baltic peninsula on bing.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2014 02:13 PM (oMKp3)

259 He's being groomed for a political position. He's already got the cock sucking down, so it may be as America's first openly gay President.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 05, 2014 02:13 PM (vHRtU)

260 248 HR, Oh I bought in bulk.... Natural seecton says Ole' Blue Eyes impregnated everyone else.

Posted by: sven10077 at March 05, 2014 02:13 PM (TE35l)

261 The Boston gig has been cancelled... I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

Posted by: Ian Faith at March 05, 2014 02:14 PM (Q6pxP)

262 Why The Aristocratic Ruling Class Was So Keen On This Particular Princeling Answer: He got a purty mouth.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 05, 2014 02:14 PM (KWIwL)

263 Protecting the 'Baltic' phallic symbol from what? Gulf of Tonkin, here we go...

Posted by: Meremortal at March 05, 2014 02:14 PM (1Y+hH)

264 My labs would eat broccoli.

Also, horse poop.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2014 06:07 PM (XUatG)

My airedale is quite the omnivore. Once I took her on a walk in a local park where horse trails are and she was fascinated by a fresh steamer. I yelled at her to leave it alone but she had this real mischievous look on her face before running off. A couple of her predecessors would turn semi feral at times and rub in it. Believe me, I made their lives as temporarily miserable as they did mine.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 05, 2014 02:14 PM (xowO9)

265 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 06:13 PM (ZPrif)

That photo has some great detail!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2014 02:14 PM (QFxY5)

266

Someone brought up Chelsea Clinton earlier: a talentless, average young woman of average intellect and average looks somehow magically endowed by the political and media elites with celebrity superpowers that allow her to leap far ahead of those truly talented, hardworking and intelligent. Same with Ronan Farrow, a lightweight by any measure.

To be fair, this isn't true of just liberal elites, either. Look at Jeb Bush. Nothing--and I mean nothing--in Jeb Bush's background, demeanor, written works, speeches and executive accomplishments sets him above any other former governors of middling ability, yet he's been touted as the early Republican frontrunner and is raking in millions from GOP Establishment donors. Aside from his family and connections, someone please explain to me the irresistible appeal of Jeb Bush. Is it his dashing good looks? His charisma? The awesomeness of his soft, slightly dumpy presence? Paraphrasing Teddy Roosevelt, I could carve a better man from a banana.

I guess we're looking at our new aristocracy. In defense of the old European aristocracy, at least some of those kings and queens and dukes and so on really were superlative human beings.

Posted by: troyriser at March 05, 2014 02:14 PM (gNlvW)

267 Does the little fucker shave his legs?

I am guessing he didn't agonize trying to decide between this gig and making a go at becoming a Navy SEAL.

Our country is soooo screwed.

Posted by: Anchovy at March 05, 2014 02:15 PM (MNxW+)

268 255 Charlie Brown's Dildo, There was the one time I discussed clasic hammer & anvil ATGM ambushes.... So it's kind of an either or thing...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 05, 2014 02:16 PM (TE35l)

269 I thought he was quite endearing!

Posted by: George Takei at March 05, 2014 02:16 PM (1Y+hH)

270 Hagel just babbled that U.S. warships will be protecting the "Baltic Peninsula."

Anybody know what the fuck he is talking about? Last time I checked they hadn't installed a peninsula in the Baltic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2014 06:09 PM (QFxY5)

I suppose that Norway and Sweden could be the "Baltic Peninsula," but in context with Ukraine, it doesn't make sense. The Fucktard Hagel likely meant "Balkan Peninsula," which is a fancy-dancy way of saying...The Balkans.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 05, 2014 02:16 PM (r/e1Q)

271 Isn't interesting that the very same "elite" crowd who decry "white privilege" make sure that their progeny don't have to work their way up in the world? Nope, they have to start at the very top regardless of experience. Special snowflakes, every last one of them.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 05, 2014 02:16 PM (CGjum)

272 OMG! Allahpundit and his cats are behind this cyber attack...

Posted by: Blor-Utar at March 05, 2014 02:16 PM (kL+Z/)

273 212 Putin delivers 'So Sorry To See You Go' Polonium bouquet to disgruntled anchor. Posted by: --- at March 05, 2014 06:03 PM (80IR9) Ew, you could be so right.

Posted by: Anna Politkovskaya and Alexander Litvinenko at March 05, 2014 02:17 PM (MhA4j)

274

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at March 05, 2014 06:10 PM (T+Zre)

-----------------------------------------------

Funny. When Schnellenberger was at OU, he was a lousy coach and a drunken slob. But the man could recruit some fine football players. I think that's Stoops main failing. He's not a good recruiter.

Posted by: Soona at March 05, 2014 02:17 PM (9TU0o)

275 maybe Hagel meant Denmark

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at March 05, 2014 02:18 PM (uI7e9)

276 Hagel just babbled that U.S. warships will be protecting the "Baltic Peninsula."

Fox reported that Obama is sending jets over the to 'bolster' NATO.

A skeptic might easily conclude Obama is trying to get us in another war. Perhaps a Gulf of Baltic event a la Gulf of Tonkin style.

Or perhaps another USS Pueblo.

Posted by: T.Zed Pearless at March 05, 2014 02:18 PM (VMypf)

277 The think about Chuck Hegel is he's a retard.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2014 02:18 PM (XUatG)

278 If you haven't won a Cronkite after three days on air, you've got no future in the business.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 05, 2014 02:18 PM (ZshNr)

279 at least some ofthose kings and queens and dukes and so on really were superlative human beings. -- Tell me about it.

Posted by: Beckett at March 05, 2014 02:18 PM (MhA4j)

280 troyriser, you beat me to the punch and said it much better than I did

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 05, 2014 02:19 PM (5npD/)

281 Posted by: Country Singer at March 05, 2014 06:16 PM (r/e1Q)

Yeah....I thought that before I realized that it was Hagel, Biden's paste-eating buddy.

For fuck's sake, the Baltic doesn't surround Sweden and Norway, so there's no way. And we aren't sending ships into the Black Sea, so...my inescapable conclusion is that Hagel is an idiot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2014 02:19 PM (QFxY5)

282 Maybe next week he'll carve a whistle with his very own pocket knife and end up showing off on his bicycle. Perhaps a handstand. Hope someone's wiping his snot when he gets all tuckered out, the poor kid.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at March 05, 2014 02:19 PM (kAvHW)

283 277 The think about Chuck Hegel is he's a retard. I've known many fine retarded people throughout my life that are far finer people than Chuck Hagel.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 05, 2014 02:20 PM (oMKp3)

284 Paranoid Leftist Maduro went retard against Panama. Unclear why. DRUDGE REPORT ‏@DRUDGE_REPORT Venezuela breaks ties with Panama over 'conspiracy'... http://drudge.tw/1jSDMsV Venezuela's President Nicolas Maduro said on Wednesday he was breaking diplomatic and commercial relations with the Panamanian government due to a "conspiracy" against him. "We're not going to let anyone get away with interfering with our fatherland, you despicable lackey, president of Panama," Maduro said in a speech to commemorate the anniversary of late socialist leader Hugo Chavez's death.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 02:20 PM (ZPrif)

285 278 Lincolntf Ha! They had to give it to him before the audience threw tomatoes and cabbage. Jobs? Who needs Jobs? Not he.

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 05, 2014 02:20 PM (MhA4j)

286 So it's kind of an either or thing...

Posted by: sven10077 at March 05, 2014 06:16 PM (TE35l)

Well, if you have any extra ATGM I would hold onto them....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2014 02:20 PM (QFxY5)

287 Shaved alpacas are indigenous to the Baltic peninsula.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2014 02:21 PM (8ZskC)

288 Chuck Hagel taught me you can actually LIGHT farts.

Posted by: Slow Joey B. at March 05, 2014 02:21 PM (MMC8r)

289 Maybe next week he'll carve a whistle with his very own pocket knife

They'll never let him have a pocketknife; it has a functional blade. He could hurt himself or others.

Posted by: HR at March 05, 2014 02:21 PM (ZKzrr)

290 Oh wait, Obama is sending SIX F-16s. That will tip the balance of power our way.

Posted by: T.Zed Pearless at March 05, 2014 02:21 PM (VMypf)

291 Nood

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy-Eared Vulcan at March 05, 2014 02:21 PM (l2max)

292 283 Am I still banned ?

Posted by: Leon Spinks at March 05, 2014 06:20 PM (qQk+U)

Yes. Go to the center of the nearest mall, take off all your clothes, and wait for further instructions.

Posted by: God at March 05, 2014 02:21 PM (Kkt/i)

293 A skeptic might easily conclude Obama is trying to get us in another war. Perhaps a Gulf of Baltic event a la Gulf of Tonkin style. *** Not enough attention is paid to the lengths a pathological narcissistic will go to save face.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 05, 2014 02:22 PM (DmNpO)

294

I saw the Shaved Alpacas open for Metallica in Milwaukee in '03

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 05, 2014 02:22 PM (jucos)

295 'Won a Cronkite' needs to be moron euphemism for something... discuss.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at March 05, 2014 02:22 PM (vHRtU)

296 Chuck Hagel rides to work in the short limo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 05, 2014 02:22 PM (8ZskC)

297 Perhaps a handstand. -- He's too stiff to ever learn a somersault, too uncoordinated to try a hand stand. Just grand standing.

Posted by: panzernashorn at March 05, 2014 02:22 PM (MhA4j)

298 Funny. When Schnellenberger was at OU, he was a lousy coach and a drunken slob. But the man could recruit some fine football players. I think that's Stoops main failing. He's not a good recruiter.

Posted by: Soona at March 05, 2014 06:17 PM (9TU0o)

Really? I thought Big Game Bob was an excellent recruiter who turns into a choking dog in big games. Except this year when he laid a major ass whooping on the Tide.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 05, 2014 02:22 PM (xowO9)

299 If Ronan were to walk across rice paper, he would leave no mark. Float right across.

Posted by: Kwai Chang Caine at March 05, 2014 02:23 PM (J6JcG)

300 The Baltic Peninsula has more Coastline than the entire country of Nebraska.

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at March 05, 2014 02:23 PM (XUatG)

301 I was just about to make such an insightful and world changing post when we got hit by that spam attack. Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2014 05:57 PM (nzKvP) So you gave up? Posted by: flounder at March 05, 2014 06:00 PM (Kkt/i) I lost my motivation and forgot, but mostly forgot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 05, 2014 02:23 PM (nzKvP)

302

Ronan Farrow, when in the bathtub, tucks his little penis between his legs and pretends that he is a girl. True.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 05, 2014 02:24 PM (jucos)

303 A skeptic might easily conclude Obama is trying to get us in another war. Perhaps a Gulf of Baltic event a la Gulf of Tonkin style. Or perhaps another USS Pueblo. Posted by: T.Zed Pearless at March 05, 2014 06:18 PM (VMypf) Yep, comment #263.

Posted by: George Takei at March 05, 2014 02:25 PM (1Y+hH)

304

Unlike this punk, I know how to handle myself in front of a camera.

What a little squirt.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at March 05, 2014 02:26 PM (w41GQ)

305 Shaved alpacas are the key to ruling the world.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 05, 2014 02:26 PM (kL+Z/)

306 Off 'Oh my!' sock.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 05, 2014 02:26 PM (1Y+hH)

307 Nicaragua Leftist Prez, Daniel Ortega is not dead. He'd been missing for almost two weeks, but reappeared. Good bet is he had some medical procedure.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 05, 2014 02:27 PM (ZPrif)

308 So did anyone see the Britfloyd on PBS last night? Australian Floyd was a thing a couple yrs ago. I think they both did a good job. I saw Pink Floyd first in ____. My first time was when I watched 'The movie 'MORE'. Careful with that ax Eugine.That was in 1968.

Posted by: Pikn Folyd at March 05, 2014 02:31 PM (hqVUe)

309 Dang @ 67-
Dude, can't believe you actually typed 'Love candy'. so soon after that exray of the candy cane stuck up a, well, a, you know.

Posted by: Erowmero at March 05, 2014 02:40 PM (1gcFZ)

310 I really hope he's not Sinatra's kid. How sad would that be?

Posted by: Tuna at March 05, 2014 02:51 PM (M/TDA)

311 If he doesn't get the Nobel by next Monday, Mia's going to throw a tantrum!

Posted by: pj at March 05, 2014 03:34 PM (ZWaLo)

312 The real story concerns the night that Mia Farrow and Charles Nelson Riley did some new type of acid that................

Posted by: seamrog at March 05, 2014 03:40 PM (h4DBf)

313 There is no way that is Sinatra's kid. Most of the looking like him is accomplished with makeup, clothes and hair. If you look at pics of Mia Farrow when she was young you will see he actually looks just like her.

Just look at this pic of Ronan and try to tell me it's Frank Sinatra's kid.

Posted by: Rocks at March 05, 2014 04:01 PM (vR0sZ)

314 Musta been strained through Sinatra's satin sheets.

Posted by: xsnake at March 05, 2014 04:13 PM (WkTlA)

315 Ace, The spam/ attack deal regarding commenting and sharing articles is taking place at several news sites and Facebook as well. It seems to trigger primarily occur with Pro-Ukrainan articles, posts and commenters.- , also anything pro-Venezuela protest (google keeps blocking the "what's happening in Venezuela in a nutshell" video). Do Uncle Putin's hackers actually care about American media, social media and bloggers? interesting, hmm?

Posted by: Miguel de Cervantes at March 06, 2014 01:52 AM (fuC1z)

316 Placing this incoherent dweeb on a national show is beyond strange and incomprehensible.

Posted by: Miguel de Cervantes at March 06, 2014 01:56 AM (fuC1z)

Hide Comments | Add Comment | Refresh | Top

Comments are disabled. Post is locked.

211kb generated in CPU 0.1692, elapsed 0.368 seconds.
64 queries taking 0.3016 seconds, 444 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.