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December 02, 2013

RT: Ukraine PM says riot situation "out of control"
— Purple Avenger

Â“Things have changed. On the one hand, we arenÂ’t exonerating the law enforcement agencies, but on the other hand, politicians who are joining the action now are dramatically radicalizing the situation. The mass character of the action became uncontrollable or rather controlled by certain political forces,Â”

That link is to the RT page that gets live updates.

Open ~~revolution~~ thread. Wading pool and creamed corn optional.

Enough with the damned cats. Its bunny time.

Carrots fear me.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at 08:33 AM | Comments (292)
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1 It's bunny time!

We need to get Preznit Barky involved here.. he'll solve the Ukranian situation toot suite!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 02, 2013 08:35 AM (f9c2L)

2 BREAKING: Dogs and cats have been spotted living together.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2013 08:36 AM (8ZskC)

3rd?

Posted by: big swingin al at December 02, 2013 08:36 AM (iWo0u)

4 Only a wading pool? Pikers.

Posted by: joncelli at December 02, 2013 08:37 AM (RD7QR)

yes!!

Posted by: big swingin al at December 02, 2013 08:37 AM (iWo0u)

6 Yummy, bunnies!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 02, 2013 08:37 AM (6fSty)

7 It is important to remember RT is a branch of Putin. So take some of it's coverage with a grain of salt.

Posted by: Ben at December 02, 2013 08:37 AM (ogVWw)

8 This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Adm. Josh Painter at December 02, 2013 08:37 AM (8ZskC)

9 Oh, and are the people who want to join the EU considered leftists or what? I'm not getting much in the way of straight answers about this.

Posted by: joncelli at December 02, 2013 08:37 AM (RD7QR)

10 Send in madman Mitch.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2013 08:38 AM (BrrWI)

It's Bunny Time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ecb8gWxOA

Posted by: Kate Upton at December 02, 2013 08:38 AM (8vRuS)

12 I'm not done, I still have armies in the Ukraine!!

Posted by: Newman at December 02, 2013 08:38 AM (aTXUx)

13 My work here is done.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2013 08:39 AM (8vRuS)

14 It's Bunny Time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ecb8gWxOA
Posted by: Kate Upton at December 02, 2013 12:38 PM (8vRuS)
A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2013 08:39 AM (BrrWI)

I'm not done, I still have armies in the Ukraine!!

The Ukraine is weak!

Posted by: Kramer at December 02, 2013 08:39 AM (8vRuS)

16 This has to be one of the few times in history where people rioted BECAUSE they wanted the EU to take more control... Granted, replacing the Russian stooge with the EU is a step up with regards to freedom.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 08:40 AM (/Crba)

17 BREAKING: Packs of shaved llamas are terrorizing Ukrainian laundromats and coffee shops. Peruvian involvement is suspected.

Posted by: Adm. Josh Painter at December 02, 2013 08:40 AM (8ZskC)

18 Kaboom.

Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2013 08:40 AM (X/4E9)

19 Mmmmm...Pad Thai

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 02, 2013 08:40 AM (7ObY1)

20 15 I'm not done, I still have armies in the Ukraine!! The Ukraine is weak! --- Ukraine is game to you?!?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 08:40 AM (/Crba)

21 Russia or the EU. Wish the Eastern European countries could make a pact of their own... they seem to be generally more free trade.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at December 02, 2013 08:40 AM (/PH15)

22 Shaved llamas are a russkie plot.

Posted by: joncelli at December 02, 2013 08:40 AM (RD7QR)

23 Dear Russians and Liberal commie-sympathizers, the Ukraine doesn't want to return to Mother Russia so they can be second-class Russians again. They want to remain free, and have some chance at having a legitimate government. Power to the people!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2013 08:41 AM (lJaja)

24 We need to get Preznit Barky involved here.. he'll solve the Ukranian situation toot suite! Just like he "solved" Iraq, Libya, Egypt, Syria, and Iran.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnda at December 02, 2013 08:41 AM (5RUlF)

25 Strange, huh? Everyone else knows how to rise up against their governments but us.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 08:41 AM (FtgP2)

26 Steiner! Steiner!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2013 08:41 AM (xZxMD)

27 Kamchatka FTW!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2013 08:41 AM (wtvvX)

28 24 We need to get Preznit Barky involved here.. he'll solve the Ukranian situation toot suite! Just like he "solved" Iraq, Libya, Egypt, Syria, and Iran. --- Don't forget Honduras.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 08:41 AM (/Crba)

29 Google image search results for "Ukrainian Women"

Read 'em and Fap, boys!

http://tinyurl.com/left98k

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2013 08:41 AM (aTXUx)

30 I saw Shaved Llamas open for the Afghan Whigs, The Tralf, Buffalo, NY summer '95.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 02, 2013 08:42 AM (7ObY1)

31 Purp prefers bunny over pussy -- who knew???

Posted by: The Commenting Software at December 02, 2013 08:42 AM (kkbgQ)

32 Mmmmm...Pad Thai

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 02, 2013 12:40 PM (7ObY1)

Dammit...now I have to go and get Thai for Lunch.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2013 08:42 AM (8vRuS)

33 Well basically the 'World" is spinning out of control and obama fiddles

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2013 08:42 AM (t3UFN)

34 HEY! When you say "bunny time", it sure as hell better include Hugh Hefner....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2013 08:42 AM (wtvvX)

35 Then again, maybe the Ukranians are rioting because they cannot get affordable health care coverage. Because after all, that is the #1 concern of Western societies everywhere.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 02, 2013 08:42 AM (lJaja)

36 Dammit...now I have to go and get Thai for Lunch. Sorry

It's just so darned tasty!

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 02, 2013 08:42 AM (7ObY1)

37 25 Strange, huh? Everyone else knows how to rise up against their governments but us.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 12:41 PM (FtgP2)

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: LIV in a twinkie induced coma at December 02, 2013 08:42 AM (RD7QR)

38 Open revolution thread. Wading pool and creamed corn optional. Enough with the damned cats. Its bunny time. Last night it was otters & gasoline, I need a freakin score card to keep up with things. On a serious note , how is TFG going to blow this affair?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2013 08:43 AM (HVff2)

39 Shaved llamas are sort of sexy. I bet ace has already ordered a couple.

Posted by: The Commenting Software at December 02, 2013 08:43 AM (kkbgQ)

40 Kaboom.

Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2013 12:40 PM (X/4E9)

_____________________

Breakfast Cereal AND a Tub and Tile Cleaner.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 02, 2013 08:43 AM (32Ze2)

41 so, hall and oates, anyone wonder how mch regret oates has about his stupid effin moustache? all in all, he should have doubled down and refused shaving, no point in admitting his mistake. if he had kept it at least he could claim it was a personal preference decision.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 08:43 AM (ya3AJ)

42 So did Creamed Corn open for Chipped Beef?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 08:43 AM (B9up3)

43 Purp prefers bunny over pussy -- who knew??? Bunny Ranch over a cathouse? Sounds legit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2013 08:43 AM (xZxMD)

44 I've often felt there was a connection.

http://tinyurl.com/kh9zvc9

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2013 08:44 AM (Hx5uv)

45 On a serious note , how is TFG going to blow this affair?

One Ukrainian dog in the Rose Garden?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 08:44 AM (B9up3)

46 White House: Obama not eyeing Iran trip By Julian Pecquet Share on facebook 2 Share on twitter 6 Share on google_plusone_share More Sharing Services 0 Share on email 0 The White House on Monday categorically denied a report that President Obama is planning a trip to Iran next year. Â“There is no truth to this report,Â” National Security Council spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden told The Hill in an email. They also categorically denied they were negotiating ( or as the case may be sucking cock) with Iranians last year? Oh yeah and they also said the obamacare web sites would run as well as Amazon.com and Ebay

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2013 08:45 AM (t3UFN)

47 29 Google image search results for "Ukrainian Women"

Read 'em and Fap, boys!

http://tinyurl.com/left98k

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2013 12:41 PM (aTXUx)

Loads of smokin'-hot Slavic chicks out there. My theory is that all the ugly ones are either on the farm, in the government, or got weeded out of the gene pool during war/famine/insurrections.

Posted by: LIV in a twinkie induced coma at December 02, 2013 08:45 AM (RD7QR)

48 On a serious note , how is TFG going to blow this affair? --- Send troops to quell the riots and ensure that Putin has a free hand to run things.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 08:45 AM (/Crba)

49 Non-RT link via my sock.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 02, 2013 08:45 AM (4NEdy)

50 so, Drudge says obama may be going to tehran? Is he visiting or defecting? Are we extending the caliphate all the way to dc? never seen someone go down the stairs from air force one on their knees.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 08:45 AM (ya3AJ)

51 Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2013 12:41 PM (aTXUx)

I used to know a Ukrainian chick when I lived outside Nashville. She was smoking hot. And totally neurotic.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2013 08:45 AM (L8r/r)

That's clearly a type of weasel.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 02, 2013 08:45 AM (DrWcr)

53 Granted, replacing the Russian stooge with the EU is a step up with regards to freedom.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 12:40 PM (/Crba)

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This is exactly what's going on. They're hedging themselves against a repeat of a Russian takeover. They know exactly what happened with their neighbors in Georgia.

They see Putin as gaining more and more power, thanks to the weak presence of Baraka.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 08:45 AM (FtgP2)

54 On a serious note , how is TFG going to blow this affair?

He's been limbering up all weekend so he can show Putin some of his famous "flexibility."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2013 08:46 AM (8ZskC)

55 43 So did Creamed Corn open for Chipped Beef? --- I saw Shit On A Shingle open for Cheap Trick once.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 08:46 AM (/Crba)

56 never seen someone go down the stairs from air force one on their knees. Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 12:45 PM (ya3AJ) Short memory?

Posted by: President Ford at December 02, 2013 08:46 AM (t3UFN)

57 Granted, replacing the Russian stooge with the EU is a step up with regards to freedom. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 12:40 PM

Kind of like stepping up from a pimp who beats you with a gun butt for one who only uses his fist

Posted by: kbdabear at December 02, 2013 08:46 AM (aTXUx)

58 I saw Korn open for Cream in '06 at the Orpheum. One of these bands really sucked, and it wasn't Cream.

Posted by: Countrysquire at December 02, 2013 08:46 AM (LSJmV)

59 On a serious note , how is TFG going to blow this affair?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2013 12:43 PM (HVff2)

On his knees, same as always. Oh, and LIV sock off.

Posted by: joncelli at December 02, 2013 08:46 AM (RD7QR)

60 Â“There is no truth to this report,Â” National Security Council spokeswoman Caitlin Hayden told The Hill in an email. They also categorically denied they were negotiating ( or as the case may be sucking cock) with Iranians last year? Oh yeah and they also said the obamacare web sites would run as well as Amazon.com and Ebay Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, did she ask valerie jarett or was she speaking off the cuff?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 08:46 AM (ya3AJ)

61 SO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2013 08:46 AM (t3UFN)

On a serious note , how is TFG going to blow this affair?

If anyone can find a unique way to blow it, it's Barack.

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 02, 2013 08:46 AM (8vRuS)

63
That bunny has no ears. BunnyFail

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2013 08:46 AM (caCiW)

64 A friend of mine visited the Ukraine awhile ago and brought me back some Ukrainian chocolate. I wish there was a joke there, but I can't think of one.

Posted by: @JohnTant at December 02, 2013 08:46 AM (eytER)

65 So did Creamed Corn open for Chipped Beef? Creamed Corn open ON Chipped Beef. Epic stompening.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2013 08:47 AM (xZxMD)

66 >>She was smoking hot. And totally neurotic. Depressing how often that happens.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 02, 2013 08:47 AM (g1DWB)

67 Gaylord Focker goes to Tehran.

Mullahs take him hostage.

The Democrats in DC decide to not negotiate with terrorists. Biden finishes term. And 404Care is quietly terminated.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 08:47 AM (B9up3)

68 And the direct link to Radio Free Europe page on Ukraine now sock linked.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 02, 2013 08:47 AM (4NEdy)

69 I used to know a Ukrainian chick when I lived outside Nashville. She was smoking hot. And totally neurotic. --- $100 says she'd never willingly get within 100 yards of a mental health professional. Psychiatry was used as a tool to keep the people down in Soviet Russia.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 08:47 AM (/Crba)

70 Short memory? Posted by: President Ford at December 02, 2 heh, I thougt about that as I was typing, however, he started out standing .

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 08:47 AM (ya3AJ)

71 A friend of mine visited the Ukraine awhile ago and brought me back some Ukrainian chocolate. I wish there was a joke there, but I can't think of one. Posted by: @JohnTant at December 02, 2013 12:46 PM (eytER) Well the joke is on you. I guess you did not see the fine print " Chernobyl" Chocolate

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2013 08:48 AM (t3UFN)

72 My friends, you have nothing to fear with Barack Obama in the White House.

Posted by: John McCain at December 02, 2013 08:48 AM (Pr6hk)

73 That bunny has no ears. BunnyFail

They're retracted to reduce radar signature. Stealth Bunny.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 02, 2013 08:48 AM (YEelc)

74 They know exactly what happened with their neighbors in Georgia. They lost to Auburn too?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2013 08:48 AM (xZxMD)

Psychiatry was used as a tool to keep the people down in Soviet Russia.

Like the CIA used crack cocaine in the ghetto?

Posted by: Spike Lee at December 02, 2013 08:49 AM (8vRuS)

76 Loads of smokin'-hot Slavic chicks out there. My theory is that all the ugly ones are either on the farm, in the government, or got weeded out of the gene pool during war/famine/insurrections.

Posted by: LIV in a twinkie induced coma at December 02, 2013 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

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Nope. They're hot until around the age of 30-35. Then the effects of vodka and all the drugs start taking their toll.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 08:49 AM (FtgP2)

77 Well the joke is on you. I guess you did not see the fine print " Chernobyl" Chocolate

Chernoblerone???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2013 08:49 AM (wtvvX)

78 So did Creamed Corn open for Chipped Beef by I Want This" id="_GPLITA_5" href="http://minx.cc/?post=345384#">?
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Creamed Corn's big hit was In the Side Dish of Your Love.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2013 08:49 AM (Hx5uv)

79 68 Gaylord Focker goes to Tehran.

Mullahs take him hostage.

The Democrats in DC decide to not negotiate with terrorists. Biden finishes term. And 404Care is quietly terminated.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 12:47 PM (B9up3)

Something is terribly wrong in the fact that I don't know if that's a sweet dream or a nightmare.

Posted by: joncelli at December 02, 2013 08:49 AM (RD7QR)

80 Well the joke is on you. I guess you did not see the fine print " Chernobyl" Chocolate --- Their farms make a great 3-legged chicken!

Posted by: Peg Bundy at December 02, 2013 08:49 AM (/Crba)

81 (7ObY1)Dammit...now I have to go and get Thai for Lunch Better hurry. Thailand is in upheaval, too.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 02, 2013 08:49 AM (6fSty)

82 "Ukraine is a tiny country with no strategic importance." Any minute now...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)-also drooling imbecile incapable of doing algebra or something at December 02, 2013 08:50 AM (659DL)

83 one benefit of moving to nyc is seeing the hot ukranian girls. no idea what is in the water in the ukraine but I have yet to see one that was not very attractive. if anyone wants proof hitler and stalin were crazy, all you need is to know that neither moved into kiev when they had a chance.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 08:50 AM (ya3AJ)

My cats would kill that bunny just to watch it die.

But seriously, I wish I knew what to think of all this, or what side has the "good" guys, if either of them do.

Then again, maybe I don't want to know. My interest in foreign entanglements is about at an all-time low.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2013 08:50 AM (TOk1P)

85 45 I've often felt there was a connection. http://tinyurl.com/kh9zvc9 Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2013 12:44 PM (Hx5uv) Re the guy in his underwear with the cat on his head: there are a whole bunch of photos of Waffen/SS joke photos. Can't find the link now. Frankly, they don't make me laugh.

Posted by: The Commenting Software at December 02, 2013 08:50 AM (kkbgQ)

86 Nope. They're hot until around the age of 30-35. Then the effects of vodka and all the drugs start taking their toll.

Seems true of most Slavic women in general. Which is a sad...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2013 08:50 AM (wtvvX)

87 High court ends Liberty University lawsuit over ObamaCare Published December 02, 2013FoxNews.comFacebook53 Twitter65 LinkedIn0 The Supreme Court on Monday refused to hear a challenge to ObamaCare brought by a Virginia-based Christian university, ending for now one of the biggest remaining legal fights against the health care law. The justices, in turning away the lawsuit from Liberty University and leaving in place a federal appeals court ruling dismissing it, did not comment on their decision. The decision comes less than a week after the high court agreed to hear a separate challenge from Hobby Lobby and one other company to the law's so-called contraception mandate -- the requirement on most employers to provide access to contraceptive coverage. But Liberty University's case was more expansive. The university had mounted a major challenge to the law, going after the contraception mandate but also the requirement on employers to provide coverage. Sucks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 02, 2013 08:50 AM (t3UFN)

88 Hop. Hop. I am the revolution bunny. Hop.

Posted by: Bigby's Thumb at December 02, 2013 08:51 AM (1gyVd)

17:15 GMT: Law enforcement officers Â“went too farÂ” when they dispersed the pro-EU rally in Kiev at the weekend, but such harsh actions couldÂ’ve well been provoked by the protesters, the press-service of the Ukrainian president, Viktor Yanukovich, said.

If the harsh actions were provoked by the protesters, then why would you say that the LEOs "went too far?" Either the protesters deserved it or they didn't.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 08:51 AM (4df7R)

90 $100 says she'd never willingly get within 100 yards of a mental health professional.

Psychiatry was used as a tool to keep the people down in Soviet Russia.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 12:47 PM (/Crba)

Right on the money. And there are a lot of guys that would have paid for the head shrinker, too...she left a lot of blue balls in her wake.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2013 08:51 AM (L8r/r)

91 Nope. They're hot until around the age of 30-35. Then the effects of vodka and all the drugs start taking their toll. Seems true of most Slavic women in general. Which is a sad... Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02 maybe in the old coutry, but not here. girl in our building is ukranian and her 60 something mother visits all the time, you could easily mistake them for sisters, and it is because the mother looks 40 not the daughter looks 60.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 08:52 AM (ya3AJ)

92 The Ukraine-Lord help them. Russia has a history of treating them beyond badly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 02, 2013 08:52 AM (BC6cY)

93 So they're rioting because they want to join the EU? Brilliant. Everyone else wishes they were out of it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2013 08:52 AM (ZshNr)

94 Joncelli if he takes the whole family on the visit. Michelle in a burka.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 08:52 AM (B9up3)

"Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out

They leave the West behind . . ."

-stuff Sir Paul wrote

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 02, 2013 08:52 AM (BAS5M)

96 Ukrainian Woman,
Stay away from meeeeeeee......

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2013 08:53 AM (wtvvX)

97 When a bunny tucks its ears back like that, it's readying for attack.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at December 02, 2013 08:53 AM (8vRuS)

98 Psychiatry was used as a tool to keep the people down in Soviet Russia.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 12:47 PM (/Crba)

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As psychiatry is drugging the people here in the US. I refer to it as applying chemical shackles.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 08:53 AM (FtgP2)

99 Ukrainian Chocolate Sounds like a crappy Sexual Chocolate tribute band.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 02, 2013 08:54 AM (7ObY1)

100 Well the Ukrainians treated the Russians badly in WWII. Very willing allies of the Germans. The insurgency was not stamped out officially until the 1950s.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 08:54 AM (B9up3)

101 I'm off to grab some late lunch. See y'all later.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2013 08:54 AM (L8r/r)

102 When a bunny tucks its ears back like that, it's readying for attack. Ready the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 02, 2013 08:54 AM (xZxMD)

103 9 Oh, and are the people who want to join the EU considered leftists or what? I'm not getting much in the way of straight answers about this. Posted by: joncelli at December 02, 2013 12:37 PM (RD7QR) ------------------------- The treaty in question wouldn't have the Ukraine join the EU. It just increased trade and travel between the EU and Ukraine. It was regarded as a first step toward an economic cooperation relationship similar to that which the Norwegians have with the EU. The current govt, clearly under "advice" from Putin, decided to shelve the treaty. It's better that they should be totally dependent on Mother Russia, you see.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2013 08:54 AM (dfYL9)

104 >>> Enough with the damned cats. Its bunny time. Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom!

Posted by: Pinkerton; little, grey kitteh at large at December 02, 2013 08:55 AM (Ua6T/)

105 So they're rioting because they want to join the EU? Brilliant. Everyone else wishes they were out of it.

Nope. Once you're in, its sleeping til 10, followed by a few bottles of Grappa and some buggery, then the Krauts pay for your retirement.

Posted by: The Greeks at December 02, 2013 08:55 AM (8ZskC)

106 And now for something completely different.
http://www.bijin-snap.com/2013/08/19/no-989/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 08:56 AM (B9up3)

107 101 Well the Ukrainians treated the Russians badly in WWII. Very willing allies of the Germans. The insurgency was not stamped out officially until the 1950s. --- Comrade Joe created that problem by fucking over the Ukrainians with his Five Year Plans. When people look at Hitler as a white knight on a horse, you done fucked up something good.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 08:56 AM (/Crba)

108 on the down side, the ukranian women do seem to be very high maintenance.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 08:56 AM (ya3AJ)

109 maybe in the old coutry, but not here. girl in our building is ukranian and her 60 something mother visits all the time, you could easily mistake them for sisters, and it is because the mother looks 40 not the daughter looks 60.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 12:52 PM (ya3AJ)

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I bet they don't wash down their psycho-drugs with copius amounts of vodka either.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 08:56 AM (FtgP2)

110 Cute pictures make me angry.....

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 02, 2013 08:56 AM (lZBBB)

111 48 You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work.

Posted by: DAve at December 02, 2013 08:56 AM (b7yum)

112 A Texas prison inmate whose escape six years ago left a corrections officer dead is set for execution this week in Huntsville. Jerry Martin, 43, has ordered no more appeals filed to try to stop his scheduled lethal injection Tuesday evening. Martin and another inmate, John Falk Jr., broke away from a work detail outside the Wynne Unit prison in Huntsville in 2007, got a gun while struggling with an officer and rammed a stolen pickup truck into 59-year-old Susan Canfield before speeding off. Canfield was on horseback, was thrown from her horse and died of injuries. Both prisoners were back in custody within hours. Martin already was serving 50 years for attempted capital murder. Falk was serving life and is awaiting a retrial on his capital murder charge. http://goo.gl/rL0kYN I doubt the horse made it, either. Well, good riddance. Too bad he's not taking his partner in crime with him.

Posted by: The Commenting Software at December 02, 2013 08:56 AM (kkbgQ)

113 GMT: Law enforcement officers Â“went too farÂ” when they dispersed the pro-EU rally in Kiev at the weekend,
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I won't say who went too far but these pictures are pretty impressive.

http://tinyurl.com/lwvdhdl

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2013 08:57 AM (Hx5uv)

114 Comrade Joe created that problem by fucking over the Ukrainians with his Five Year Plans. When people look at Hitler as a white knight on a horse, you done fucked up something good. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, and he had not even implemented stalincare before hitler got there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 08:57 AM (ya3AJ)

115 One the one hand, the protesters are no doubt annoying Vlad Putin and his Kremin comrades. But on the other hand, they're for the EU and seem to have a lot of the f'in' Guy Fawkes masks. So I'm not sure how to care.

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 02, 2013 08:57 AM (AiYlm)

116 106 So they're rioting because they want to join the EU? Brilliant. Everyone else wishes they were out of it.

Nope. Once you're in, its sleeping til 10, followed by a few bottles of Grappa and some buggery, then the Krauts pay for your retirement.

Posted by: The Greeks at December 02, 2013 12:55 PM (8ZskC)

[Joncelli strokes beard thoughtfully and wonders who's buggering whom and how much grappa he can drink]

Posted by: joncelli at December 02, 2013 08:58 AM (RD7QR)

117 Brandon, yep. Very long history of killing to collectivize the farmland. So for 70 years everyone starved even as the TV talked of the glorious harvests.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 08:58 AM (B9up3)

118

So they're rioting because they want to join the EU? Brilliant. Everyone else wishes they were out of it.

There's a difference between the EU and the Eurozone. Joining the EU doesn't necessarily mean adopting the Euro and becoming part of that financial shithouse. It DOES mean easier trade and travel.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 08:58 AM (4df7R)

119 Very willing allies of the Germans.

Many viewed the German as liberators. It was a powerful advantage for a brief period, then the Germans promptly squandered it and flipped them back because untermenchen and whatever.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 02, 2013 08:58 AM (0OknM)

120 I bet they don't wash down their psycho-drugs with copius amounts of vodka either. Posted by: Soona at December 02, 20 no idea, whatever they are doing they should keep doing and have an infomercial.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 08:59 AM (ya3AJ)

121 is birth control in Russian influenced Ukraine not free ? That would explain the riots.

Posted by: cu'chulainn at December 02, 2013 08:59 AM (Vk2CC)

122

108 -

Yeah, anyone looking for good guys in the Russian/German differences of opinion will be hard pressed.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2013 08:59 AM (TOk1P)

123 I haven't really paid attention to the Ukranian deal until now, I do remember Ambassador pryatt? thinking an EU deal was in the bag a couple of mths ago?

wondering what happened?

Perhaps they are seeing EU and America or the west in general as so weak they are choosing Russia as their trying to be eaten last?

i cannot imagine how weak we must look (oh yeah Georgia and Iran the middle east) that they would choose to be under Russia again.

I would never have believed it.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 08:59 AM (nqBYe)

124 Can the NFL just please stop with these pointless fucking games in Toronto, already? The Canucks have proven they don't really give a shit. After all these years they still draw about half of a regular NFL game in attendance. Funny line from a Bills announcer yesterday (right after an early TD): "And that touchdown stirs the crowd into an excited murmur." Not excusing an awful loss to the fucking Falcons of all teams...but it's not a home game if you're not, you know...at HOME.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 02, 2013 08:59 AM (7ObY1)

125 Brandon, yep. Very long history of killing to collectivize the farmland. So for 70 years everyone starved even as the TV talked of the glorious harvests.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 12:58 PM (B9up3)

"I don't know what you're talking about."

-Walter Duranty, Pulitzer Prize Winner

Moscow Bureau Chief for The New York Times

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:00 AM (4df7R)

126 Those stories about millions starving in the Ukraine under Stalin are horseshit. Why, I saw nothing but happy, apple-cheeked cherubs down there!

Posted by: Walter Duranty at December 02, 2013 09:00 AM (dfYL9)

127 hadn't Rusia just turned off the gas spigot in the last month or so to the Ukraine or am i misremebering?

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:01 AM (nqBYe)

128 I suspect the Russians applied a lot of pressure, because...Black Sea/Odessa.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/s] at December 02, 2013 09:01 AM (0OknM)

129 Ukrainean wimmen are more attractive because they try harder

Posted by: DAve at December 02, 2013 09:01 AM (b7yum)

130 Jerry Martin, 43, has ordered no more appeals filed to try to stop his scheduled lethal injection Tuesday evening.
-
What I want to read is that he was begging for another appeal but the court said hell, we should have done this five years ago.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2013 09:01 AM (Hx5uv)

131 Strange, huh? Everyone else knows how to rise up against their governments but us.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 12:41 PM (FtgP2)

Their FSA isn't as large as ours. Rather difficult to climb the barricades in size XXXL sweatpants and Cheeto-stained Vikings jersey.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2013 09:01 AM (zF6Iw)

132 Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 12:46 PM (ya3AJ) ---- How did we ever get Nat Sec spokesmen with names like "Caitlin?" Sounds young enough to be my granddaughters.

Posted by: Baldy at December 02, 2013 09:02 AM (2bql3)

133

"Enough with the damned cats. Its bunny time."

Why monkey pig boy? Bunnies don't have these do they? Do you want boobies and cats, or worthless bunnies?

http://tinyurl.com/lgqzxrc

Posted by: A Hot Hot Kitty at December 02, 2013 09:02 AM (57ubW)

134 hey i wonder why the Left isn't so worried about Imperial expansionism now that China and Russia are actually doing it?

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:02 AM (nqBYe)

135

"Let me be clear: people did not starve to death during the Holodomor. They simply died of malnutrition."

-Walter Duranty, Pulitzer Prize winner

Moscow Bureau Chief for the New York Times

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:02 AM (4df7R)

136 Clerks quotes, in case you forgot: http://tinyurl.com/2yloqa

Posted by: DAve at December 02, 2013 09:03 AM (b7yum)

137 Purp, yeah i'm sure they are really desiring that pipeline via Ukraine to EU, talk about having Everyone at the mercy of mother Russia then.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:03 AM (nqBYe)

138 hey i wonder why the Left isn't so worried about Imperial expansionism now that China and Russia are actually doing it?

There's only one imperialist they care about.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2013 09:04 AM (8ZskC)

139 I won't say who went too far but these pictures are pretty impressive.

http://tinyurl.com/lwvdhdl

Posted by: WalrusRex

Note to self: bring bulldozer to protest.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at December 02, 2013 09:04 AM (uCNam)

140

Shaved llamas are sort of sexy. I bet ace has already ordered a couple.

If they were shaved llamas with tan lines, Ace would fap himself to death.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2013 09:04 AM (zF6Iw)

141 I saw nothing but happy, apple-cheeked cherubs down there!
Me too, Walter.

Posted by: zombie george bernard shaw at December 02, 2013 09:04 AM (4NEdy)

142

Strange, huh? Everyone else knows how to rise up against their governments but us.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 12:41 PM (FtgP2)

Traditionally our Constitution has made violent insurrection an unnecessary evil. That's one of its most sterling qualities.

Traditionally.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:04 AM (4df7R)

143 Do bunnies bite? Or, do they just pummel you with their back feetsies?

Posted by: The Commenting Software at December 02, 2013 09:05 AM (kkbgQ)

144 Cicero, it's like they're aiding and abetting our fall .

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:05 AM (nqBYe)

145

"Cute Bunny.

What's its name?"

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2013 09:05 AM (8vRuS)

146 MPPPP so which caliber do you prefer for FSA? .40cal or .45cal?

Yep Duranty but our ambassador Joseph E. Davies was not much better.

"If you believe them go milk the radio." Viktor Belenko MiG Pilot.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:05 AM (B9up3)

147 Many viewed the German as liberators. It was a powerful advantage for a brief period, then the Germans promptly squandered it and flipped them back because untermenchen and whatever. Postedmeanby: Purp at December 02 oh man you are speaking truth there brother. I had a new job years ago, hired away by a competitor firm. everyone was really welcoming because I was replacing a guy who was mean and stupid. everything was going great then I started describing their practices and personnel as backwards and primitive. all downhill form there. some people are surprisingly sensitive. slobbering, drooling, knuckle dragging, incestuous,unemployed halfwits.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 09:05 AM (ya3AJ)

148

125 -

Nonsense, Canadaloons loves them some football!

Why, just last year when the Toronto Roughriders beat the Calgary Roughriders in the Pretty Princess Petunia Footballers Cup game, it was pandamonium. Pandamonium I tells ya! Car horns were honked.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2013 09:05 AM (TOk1P)

149

The Ukranians could and would be staunch allies of the US if the US was anywhere near where we were just 5 years ago.

The Ukranians are doing what the whole world is doing right now. Re-aligning their international relationships away from the USA.

Three more years.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 09:05 AM (FtgP2)

150 How did we ever get Nat Sec spokesmen with names like "Caitlin?" Sounds young enough to be my granddaughters. Or the hot young cashier at the local supermarket. Except I think she spells it "Caitlyn."

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 02, 2013 09:06 AM (7ObY1)

151 Isn't the fact that it is classified as a riot presuppose that the situation is, indeed, out of control?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2013 09:06 AM (oFCZn)

152 o -well i'm sure the EU, poland the ukraine , japan, taiwan etc..,will all be magnificently treated with russia and china as their benevolent minders.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:07 AM (nqBYe)

153 If you can't go 10 yards in three downs, you're a pussy.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 02, 2013 09:07 AM (4NEdy)

154 BTW, does anyone have any information on just what the hell happened with that Bronx train derailment? I mean, Nanny Bloomers might not have found it necessary to wing his way back from Bermuda to talk about the incident and express any sympathy towards the victims and their families, but I'd like to know a little more.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:07 AM (4df7R)

155 Reporting for duty!

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at December 02, 2013 09:08 AM (5ikDv)

156 Cashier at a Wal-Mart, her name tag read Latrina.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:08 AM (B9up3)

157 152 Isn't the fact that it is classified as a riot presuppose that the situation is, indeed, out of control?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 02, 2013 01:06 PM (oFCZn)

Yeah, I guess that's a bit like Ordered Anarchy.

Posted by: joncelli at December 02, 2013 09:08 AM (RD7QR)

158 Why, just last year when the Toronto Roughriders beat the Calgary Roughriders in the Pretty Princess Petunia Footballers Cup game, it was pandamonium. Pandamonium I tells ya! Car horns were honked. Don't be silly aboot it, eh? It's the Toronto Argonauts.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 02, 2013 09:08 AM (7ObY1)

159 Soona, i cringe/weep at what can happen in 3 years! srs statement.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:08 AM (nqBYe)

160 o -well i'm sure the EU, poland the ukraine , japan, taiwan etc..,will all be magnificently treated with russia and china as their benevolent minders.
Co-Prosperity Sphere Partners, if you please.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 02, 2013 09:08 AM (4NEdy)

161 Many viewed the German as liberators. It was a powerful advantage for a brief period, then the Germans promptly squandered it and flipped them back because untermenchen and whatever. Posted by: Purp at December 02, 2013 12:58 PM (0OknM) The. Ukrainians. Regarded. NAZIS. As. Liberators. Just in case you were wondering how bad the Communists were.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2013 09:08 AM (zoehZ)

162 Cashier at a Wal-Mart, her name tag read Latrina.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 01:08 PM (B9up3)

Was she built like a brick shithouse?

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at December 02, 2013 09:09 AM (FMbng)

163 Walmart had Duck Dynasty band-aids and underwear. It's getting hard to find things there that don't have Duck Dynasty on them.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 02, 2013 09:10 AM (SUKHu)

164 More like 7lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:10 AM (B9up3)

165 andycanuck, the future looks so grim. be glad you are over yonder and not being constantly shamed as fair weather friend and idiot as an american.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:10 AM (nqBYe)

166 Was she built like a brick shithouse? *** golf clap ***

Posted by: Pinkerton at December 02, 2013 09:11 AM (Ua6T/)

167 Latrina Latina's my ugly sister, and she was named after her breath....For a better time, call ME.

Posted by: Layonna De Sheets at December 02, 2013 09:11 AM (7ObY1)

168 So did Creamed Corn open for Chipped Beef?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 12:43 PM (B9up3)

They opened for Hot Tuna and Moby Grape in '67.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2013 09:11 AM (zF6Iw)

169 Biden, his son in law (or son) and granddaughter are in China. Perhaps Joe and family can do a stop over on the way back.

Posted by: gracepmc at December 02, 2013 09:11 AM (rznx3)

170 OT: @ AP.
Baby foxes!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/k3ko9y7

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at December 02, 2013 09:11 AM (oXyNY)

171 141 Shaved llamas are sort of sexy. I bet ace has already ordered a couple. If they were shaved llamas with tan lines, Ace would fap himself to death. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2013 01:04 PM (zF6I Oh, you remembered Ace's "fetish".

Posted by: The Commenting Software at December 02, 2013 09:11 AM (kkbgQ)

172 Don't worry, President Choad-Load will find the best way to make the Ukrainian situation worse.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 02, 2013 09:11 AM (vHRtU)

173 jiminy... 3 moar years of this!

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:12 AM (nqBYe)

174 Relax. This is just a spontaneous protest that resulted from some Ukranians watching a YouTube translation of the quoted Seinfeld episode.

Posted by: Preznit Clusterfuck at December 02, 2013 09:12 AM (Kkt/i)

175 Thank you for your king thoughts, willow.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 02, 2013 09:12 AM (4NEdy)

176

159 -

Sorry, I get them mixed up. I just can't quite get into their version up there, what with the cubed football, and triangular goal posts. And it really throws me off when you have to get 2.78 meters for a first down.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2013 09:13 AM (TOk1P)

177 http://tinyurl.com/lwvdhdl

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2013 12:57 PM (Hx5uv)

Looks like the protests are pretty violent; with more than a hint of Black Bloc or OWS to them, too. But the Daily Mail needs to hire a photo editor who can tell the difference between a bulldozer and a front-end loader. Sheesh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 02, 2013 09:13 AM (8Fl6F)

178

Mark Knoller @markknoller

VP Biden left 5pm on six-day trip to Asia with stops in Japan, China and South Korea. Trip intended to reaffirm US as a Pacific power.

6:26 PM - 1 Dec 2013

We're doomed.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:13 AM (4df7R)

179 BTW, does anyone have any information on just what the hell happened with that Bronx train derailment? I mean, Nanny Bloomers might not have found it necessary to wing his way back from Bermuda to talk about the incident and express any sympathy towards the victims and their families, but I'd like to know a little more.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 02, 2013 01:07 PM (4df7R)

-------------------------------------------------------

Negligence brought on by a bad economy. Track maintenence is expensive. Plus, unions.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 09:14 AM (FtgP2)

180 And just what the hell is a "rouge", anyway? Is that like a metric safety???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2013 09:14 AM (wtvvX)

181 As a westerner, I would like to be able to say, "Of course they're better off in the EU than in Russia's sphere of influence." Problem is, I can't say that for sure anymore.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 02, 2013 09:14 AM (/BM9K)

182 Last spring, some politician's son went to China with this new wife. I can't remmber the names. It was remarkable because the wife is filthy rich and dressed in red and like a kardashian if you know what I man. He wore suits. Any one know who they were? I think her daddy was some rich russsian and they live in NYC. Had the big wedding in NY with the garish huge dress.

Posted by: The Commenting Software at December 02, 2013 09:14 AM (kkbgQ)

183 so the whitemosque is denying he is making a pilgrimage to tehran. did he already do mecca? the place not the guy. so is he going to have an emergency stop on his way home from somewhere or is he going to do his version of Bush's surprise visit to baghdad? maybe he can take jesse with him to help him free some prisoners while he drops off some iranian scientists and revolutionary guards losers picked up in iraq and afghanistan.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 09:14 AM (ya3AJ)

184 Will Biden's plane fly through the PRC ADIZ to the RoC Taiwan without obeying the new rules?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:14 AM (B9up3)

185 Can the NFL just please stop with these pointless fucking games in Toronto, already? --- The new owners of the Bills may do that once Ralph Wilson's corpse stops declaring that it's still alive. I'd have thought he would have gone before Bud Adams or Al Davis, both of whom seemed to have had deals with the Devil to stay alive.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 09:15 AM (/Crba)

186 Negligence brought on by a bad economy. Track maintenence is expensive. Plus, unions.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 01:14 PM (FtgP2)

FUCK. THE. UNIONS.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:15 AM (4df7R)

187 Can the NFL just please stop with these pointless fucking games in Toronto, already?

I don't get it, either. It's not as if Buffalo isn't right around the lake. If Yankee fans can come up to watch their team here, Canadian fans can go to Buffalo.

And given that an entire train line was closed the whole weekend, traffic was completely fucked. For nothing.

Posted by: grognard at December 02, 2013 09:15 AM (/29Nl)

188 The Ukranians would probably do well to keep their protests in Ukraine. I doubt Vlad will be very restrained if protesters show up in Sochi.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2013 09:15 AM (ZshNr)

189 Any of you foodies shop at Restaurant Depot? I just got a membership. It's a haul over. Hoping it's worth it

Posted by: NCKate at December 02, 2013 09:15 AM (X/4E9)

190 Posted by: BlueStateRebel at December 02, 2013 01:06 PM (7ObY1) ---- I guess I just meant I didn't know people with names like that when I was growing up.

Posted by: Baldy at December 02, 2013 09:16 AM (2bql3)

191 How did we ever get Nat Sec spokesmen with names like "Caitlin?" --------------------- Brace yourself for a whole bunch of Ashleys and Madisons coming up! Hey, at least those are nice and, generational typing aside, respectable names. How about having a freaking White House Press Secretary named Dee Dee? I just couldn't wrap my head around that one. Couldn't she at least have made it one "Dee?"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2013 09:16 AM (dfYL9)

192 "We're doomed. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 02, 2013 01:13 PM"

But what are the odds we get a Biden quote about how hard it is to find good Chinese food over there?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2013 09:16 AM (knoK7)

193 Was she built like a brick shithouse? Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at December 02, 2013 01:09 PM (FMbng) her younger sister, porta, was there too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 09:16 AM (ya3AJ)

194 Walmart had Duck Dynasty band-aids and underwear.

It's getting hard to find things there that don't have Duck Dynasty on them.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 02, 2013 01:10 PM (SUKHu)

I smell a marketing opportunity for Sandy Fluke.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2013 09:17 AM (zF6Iw)

195 mwr, talk about the kick when we are bailing water.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:17 AM (nqBYe)

196 How about having a freaking White House Press Secretary named Dee Dee? I just couldn't wrap my head around that one. Couldn't she at least have made it one "Dee?" --- How about "Deedy"?

Posted by: Recalled Mayor Deedy Slaughter of Port Allen, LA at December 02, 2013 09:17 AM (/Crba)

197 Cashier at a Wal-Mart, her name tag read Latrina. Please be a joke. AA women pick names that sound exotic and melodious to their ears.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 02, 2013 09:17 AM (sByIH)

198 Oh no, horrible thought.

Biden and Caroline at the Imperial Palace in Tokyo eating with the Emperor.

Need I say more?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:17 AM (B9up3)

199 Brace yourself for a whole bunch of Ashleys and Madisons coming up! Hey, at least those are nice and, generational typing aside, respectable names. How about having a freaking White House Press Secretary named Dee Dee? I just couldn't wrap my head around that one. Couldn't she at least have made it one "Dee?" Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, personally I am only voting for guys named cooter and jethro.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 09:17 AM (ya3AJ)

200 Will Biden's plane fly through the PRC ADIZ to the RoC Taiwan without obeying the new rules?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 01:14 PM (B9up3)

*shakes Magic 8 ball*

"Signs Say Yes."

Will this be a deliberate act taken to flex some muscle at China, or will it be an accident because Joey wants to take the controls and pretend to be a real pilot but can't read the damn controls?

*shakes Magic 8 ball*

"Situation murky. Try later."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:18 AM (4df7R)

201 195 Walmart had Duck Dynasty band-aids and underwear. It's getting hard to find things there that don't have Duck Dynasty on them. Posted by: Mama AJ at December 02, 2013 01:10 PM (SUKHu) I smell a marketing opportunity for Sandy Fluke. --- I'm still waiting for them to market a line of dildos under the title of "Duck Dynasty Decoys".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 09:18 AM (/Crba)

202 Not a joke at all. Tag read Latrina.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:18 AM (B9up3)

203 "Please be a joke.

AA women pick names that sound exotic and melodious to their ears. Posted by: bonhomme at December 02, 2013 01:17 PM"

Even if that one is, I've seen that name crop up before. I seriously hope these women never go near a uniform. Their lives will be unbearable.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2013 09:18 AM (knoK7)

204 I can understand why Viktor Yanukovych won't sign the agreement - I'm sure that when Putin calls him and just hangs up when he gets on the line, he gets the message.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2013 09:18 AM (CMlD4)

205 >>> 197 How about having a freaking White House Press Secretary named Dee Dee? I just couldn't wrap my head around that one. Couldn't she at least have made it one "Dee?" Wait, a chica named 'Dee'?

Posted by: fluffy at December 02, 2013 09:19 AM (Ua6T/)

206 AA women pick names that sound exotic and melodious to their ears. --- That may explain Chlamydia, but what about La-A?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 09:19 AM (/Crba)

207 I wonder if caroline is as lousy a speaker one on one as she is in public?

Posted by: The Commenting Software at December 02, 2013 09:19 AM (kkbgQ)

208 Not a joke at all. Tag read Latrina.

Her sister is Urnelle....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2013 09:19 AM (wtvvX)

209 biden; stand up Jie li, tell us how you like my speech!

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:20 AM (nqBYe)

210 #176 Doh! "kind" not "king". I'm blaming the NSA for autocorrecting it to make an Obama reference.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at December 02, 2013 09:20 AM (4NEdy)

211 Not a joke at all. Tag read Latrina.

Her sister is Urnelle....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2013 01:19 PM (wtvvX)

Sounds like the whole family is in the crapper.

Posted by: Berserker- Dragonheads Div at December 02, 2013 09:20 AM (FMbng)

212 'La dash uh' is a beautiful name.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2013 09:21 AM (8vRuS)

213 her younger sister, porta, was there too. Don't talk badly of doors, sir.

Posted by: Porthos, a tough Musketeer[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 02, 2013 09:21 AM (sByIH)

214 But the Daily Mail needs to hire a photo editor who can tell the difference between a bulldozer and a front-end loader.
-
What they needed was a road roller.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2013 09:21 AM (Hx5uv)

215

So, we are posting cute bunny pictures now?

http://tinyurl.com/lsx2pfp

Posted by: maddogg at December 02, 2013 09:21 AM (xWW96)

216 181 And just what the hell is a "rouge", anyway? Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 02, 2013 01:14 PM (wtvvX) DPS...

Posted by: cajun caret at December 02, 2013 09:21 AM (UZQM8)

217 192 --- FU, bitch.

Posted by: Historical First Female President Pookie Slithers at December 02, 2013 09:21 AM (dfYL9)

218

What is going on in Ukraine anyway?

Posted by: maddogg at December 02, 2013 09:21 AM (xWW96)

219 Nope, Crapper is in DC working for Gaylord.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:21 AM (B9up3)

220 has anyone mentioned how the fast and furious car was a hyrbid? go figure, surprise!

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 09:22 AM (ya3AJ)

221 Please be a joke. AA women pick names that sound exotic and melodious to their ears. And look absolutely idiotic to most anyone else. And no, "Latrina" is a name I've seen. (And I've heard tales from folks who work with Youth of a Certain Demographic about the kind of names folks are giving their kids...yeesh...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 02, 2013 09:22 AM (naUcP)

222 Folks, the president is sending Joe Biden to be his troubleshooter in the middle of an international crisis between advanced, well-armed nations. Let that sink in for a bit.

Posted by: joncelli, for whom satire is dead at December 02, 2013 09:22 AM (RD7QR)

223

What is going on in Ukraine anyway?

Apparently they want their hot strippers back.

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2013 09:22 AM (8vRuS)

224 "Better hurry. Thailand is in upheaval, too."

It's almost as though popular uprisings against corrupt, abusive, arrogant political regimes are spreading across the entire planet.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2013 09:22 AM (gqT4g)

225 "Cute Bunny.
What's its name?"

Hasenpfeffer.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at December 02, 2013 09:22 AM (/kI1Q)

226 Okay so I was just saw a reference to an IBD article where some security guy mentions that the 404Care site has more than 500 million lines of code. Ummmmmmmm. More than a half billion lines of code. Ummmmmm. I can't even wrap my head around how clustery that fuck is.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 02, 2013 09:23 AM (VtjlW)

227 What is going on in Ukraine anyway? The accumulation of thousands of years of murder, intrigue, hatred, oppression, and a pig who stubbed its snout.

Posted by: Porthos, a tough Musketeer[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 02, 2013 09:23 AM (sByIH)

228 But the Daily Mail needs to hire a photo editor who can tell the difference between a bulldozer and a front-end loader. Trust me, from a certain angle, they all look pretty much the same.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie, feeling a little flat at December 02, 2013 09:23 AM (naUcP)

229 MWR, yeah that is scary.

Last few seconds of the CVR -
Biden - "Relax Colonel, I always landed the Cessna in Flight Simulator. Watch me."

Mechanical voice - "Pull up. Pull up."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:24 AM (B9up3)

230

Nick Rivers: Hillary. That's an unusual name.

Hillary Flammond: It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'.

Nick Rivers: I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick.

Hillary Flammond: Nick? What does that mean?

Nick Rivers: Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2013 09:24 AM (knoK7)

231 Okay so I was just saw a reference to an IBD article where some security guy mentions that the 404Care site has more than 500 million lines of code.

Ummmmmmmm. More than a half billion lines of code. Ummmmmm.

I can't even wrap my head around how clustery that fuck is. Posted by: alexthechick -

If your going to try and run 1/6th of the economy, your gonna need some code.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2013 09:24 AM (CMlD4)

232 Hasenpfeffer *golf clap*

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 02, 2013 09:24 AM (sByIH)

233 But what are the odds we get a Biden quote about how hard it is to find good Chinese food over there?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2013 01:16 PM (knoK7)

I'm betting at least one of the following happens:

1) He tries to order chop suey while in Beijing

2) He forgets where he is and calls the Koreans the Chinese, or the Japanese the Koreans, or some other unforgiveable flub.

3) He refers to Taiwan as being part of the PRC.

4) He tries to calm the upheaval in monarchical Thailand by talking about the wonders of Western democracy.

5) He uses a derogatory term and has no fucking clue he did it. "I tell ya, those chinks make damn fine sushi. But that kimchi stuff the Nips make? I just don't get it. Smells like feet! But hey, you've gotta love the orientals, yeah? God love 'em."

(*MWR washes brain with soap for forcing self to write that crap*)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:24 AM (4df7R)

234 Folks, the president is sending Joe Biden to be his troubleshooter in the middle of an international crisis between advanced, well-armed nations. Let that sink in for a bit.
-
He'll do a Japanese barbecue joke in Hiroshima and a No tickee no laundee joke in Beijing.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2013 09:24 AM (Hx5uv)

235 So, we are posting cute bunny pictures now? Betting pool on what's left of him after the 'ettes get done...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 02, 2013 09:25 AM (naUcP)

236 225 --- Interesting times, I fear.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2013 09:25 AM (dfYL9)

237

Eons ago, riding down the road with some buddies, one guy looks over at the car next to us, with mom and dad in front, kids in back. He says:

"Oh look, it's Mr. Damn, Mrs. Damn, and the whole Damn family!"

I don't know why that is so funny, but it still makes me cackle like a Ukranian rioter.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 02, 2013 09:25 AM (TOk1P)

238 Half a billion lines of code written by the greatest minds in the field, at least the ones who also happened to be besties with the First Lady. Synergy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2013 09:25 AM (ZshNr)

239 "Better hurry. Thailand is in upheaval, too." --- Dammit, I was hoping to move there once I got my legal troubles in the UK under control!

Posted by: Gary Glitter at December 02, 2013 09:26 AM (/Crba)

240 Ummmmmmmm. More than a half billion lines of code. Ummmmmm Jurassic Park only had 2 million lines of code.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 02, 2013 09:26 AM (6fSty)

241 Ummmmmmmm. More than a half billion lines of code. Ummmmmm. That's the result of the "We don't need an Architect, we have Programmers, dammit." style of programming.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 02, 2013 09:26 AM (sByIH)

242 MWR you forgot one.

While in Beijing Biden asks where are the fortune cookies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:26 AM (B9up3)

243 I skimmed through the comments and didn't see this mentioned, so if it was, sorry in advance. The real big deal with Ukraine and EU membership is that once the Ukraine enters the EU residents can work in any other EU country. I think there is a division between the 'suits' who think the EU would hurt the Ukraine financially and some of the populace who just want to leave. The rioters may be the Ukrainian version of LIV's from some of the reports I've glanced at.

Posted by: jlong at December 02, 2013 09:26 AM (bZio1)

244 you know what is funny? I will tell you. decades ago, somewhere near when the mouse was introduced - computer not mammal - I read an article in time where genius scientists on the left had more or less reached a consensus - without being stupid or arrogant enough to use the word consensus - that missile defense was unworkable because it had millions and millions of lines of code and one small error would make it unworkable. now decades later, we have iphones and everything else but no meaningful missile defense. even worse, obama is pimping a healthcare site with hundreds of millions of lines of code and it is unworkable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 09:27 AM (ya3AJ)

245 Half a billion lines of code written by the greatest minds in the field, at least the ones who also happened to be besties with the First Lady. Synergy. Posted by: Lincolntf at December 02, 2013 01:25 PM (ZshNr) I'm thinking that turning the power off and then back on won't work to reboot it, even if Samuel L. Jackson gets to a. not die and b. keep both arms.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 02, 2013 09:27 AM (VtjlW)

246 "Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 02, 2013 01:24 PM"

You seem to have an unusual insight into Biden's, for lack of a better term, mind. I'd go heavy on the brain bleach after that....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2013 09:27 AM (knoK7)

247 Mechanical voice - "Pull up. Pull up."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 01:24 PM (B9up3)

BIDEN: Ha ha! I don't wear Pull-Ups. I've got Depends now.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:27 AM (4df7R)

248 Or the vodka...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 02, 2013 09:27 AM (knoK7)

249 It's almost as though popular uprisings against corrupt, abusive, arrogant political regimes are spreading across the entire planet.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Party like it's 1848.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2013 09:27 AM (Hx5uv)

250 Folks, the president is sending Joe Biden to be his troubleshooter in the middle of an international crisis between advanced, well-armed nations. Let that sink in for a bit. Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2013 01:24 PM (Hx5uv) There's gotta be a good golf joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: cajun caret at December 02, 2013 09:27 AM (UZQM8)

251 I'm thinking that turning the power off and then back on won't work to reboot it, even if Samuel L. Jackson gets to a. not die and b. keep both arms. --- Hold on to your butts!

Posted by: SAMUEL L. JACKSON, BITCH at December 02, 2013 09:28 AM (/Crba)

252 nice thing about amazon's drone system is that in the post-obamacare-plague instead of having to bring out your dead for the horse drawn cart you can leave 'em on the deck and amazon will send a drone over to get 'em. there's an app for that or something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 09:29 AM (ya3AJ)

253 Speaking of names, the Key and Peele Substitute Teacher is still pretty funny. http://tinyurl.com/9cdbwfp Ba-Lawkey Is there a Ba-Lawkey here?

Posted by: RWC at December 02, 2013 09:29 AM (fWAjv)

254 "Biden and Caroline at the Imperial Palace in Tokyo eating with the Emperor."

Americans of a different generation once kicked my country's ass militarily during my father's rule.

Now _these_ Americans of this generation are the ones I am forced to rely on militarily to protect my country against the Chinese.

Oh, shit.

Posted by: The Emperor at December 02, 2013 09:29 AM (gqT4g)

255 Jurassic Park only had 2 million lines of code. Posted by: Cicero Kid at December 02, 2013 01:26 PM (6fSty) Great. Now I want a Butterfinger. Sekrit for MWR: http://bit.ly/18yjFP9

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 02, 2013 09:29 AM (VtjlW)

256 That's the result of the "We don't need an Architect, we have Programmers, dammit." style of programming. Posted by: bonhomme

and we'll just use a bunch of off-the-shelf tools and link them together like this ...

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2013 09:30 AM (CMlD4)

257 Okay, it was Nixon's grandson who married the billionaire bimbo: http://goo.gl/HzrtTB

Posted by: The Commenting Software at December 02, 2013 09:30 AM (kkbgQ)

258 251 Folks, the president is sending Joe Biden to be his troubleshooter in the middle of an international crisis between advanced, well-armed nations. Let that sink in for a bit. It's alright. I'm watching Jackie Chan movies.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Idiot Savant or just Idiot? at December 02, 2013 09:30 AM (6fSty)

259 Hold on to your butts! "Poo butt ass." --Denzel Washington in Training Day, for which he won an Oscar

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b] at December 02, 2013 09:30 AM (sByIH)

260 MWR you forgot one.

While in Beijing Biden asks where are the fortune cookies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 01:26 PM (B9up3)

*forehead slap!* Of COURSE!

And what're the odds he winds up at a hostess club in Ginza and tries to leave without paying because, and I quote, "I'm the Vice President."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:30 AM (4df7R)

261 Some boots for AlextheChick
http://www.bijin-snap.com/2013/02/10/no-861/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:31 AM (B9up3)

262 biden; stand up Jie li, tell us how you like my speech!

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 01:20 PM (nqBYe)

Reminds me of a story: shortly after the US entered WW2, Madame Chiang Kai-shek came to the States on a fundraising tour to aid China. When she came to Hollywood, the studios decided to throw a banquet in her honor. After the food had been eaten, Madam made a gracious speech thanking everyone for their contributions to the war effort.

Then Jack Warner, who headed the event, got up to speak. As he did, studio regulars grew nervous, because Warner was known for the habit of shooting off his mouth.

Looking straight into Madame Chiang's eyes, Warner said, "Holy cow, that reminds me - I forgot to pick up my laundry!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2013 09:31 AM (zF6Iw)

263 Supreme's dismiss Liberty U. Loks like its all going to be on Hobby Lobby.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2013 09:31 AM (CMlD4)

264 , the president is sending Joe Biden to be his troubleshooter in the middle of an international crisis between advanced, well-armed nations. Let that sink in for a bit. Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2013 01:24 PM (Hx5uv) There's gotta be a good golf joke in there somewhere. Posted by: cajun caret at December 02, isn't sheriff joe's nickname "maverick?" who else is gonna get the call to resolve and adiz crisis? big question is who is rio is? viper or jester?

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 09:31 AM (ya3AJ)

265

4) He tries to calm the upheaval in monarchical Thailand by talking about the wonders of Westerndemocracy.

--------------------------------------------------------

Just one little snide remark or diss of their king and we lose Thailand as an ally. The Thais love their king.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 09:32 AM (FtgP2)

266 And what're the odds he winds up at a hostess club in Ginza and tries to leave without paying because, and I quote, "I'm the Vice President." --- How many fingers does a Vice President need, anyway?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 09:32 AM (/Crba)

267 Some boots for AlextheChick http://www.bijin-snap.com/2013/02/10/no-861/ Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 01:31 PM (B9up3) Ohhhh very nice.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 02, 2013 09:32 AM (VtjlW)

268 MWR, far worse. Slo Joe tries to cop a feel of a kimono covered knee of a Maiko.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:33 AM (B9up3)

269 Okay so I was just saw a reference to an IBD article where some security guy mentions that the 404Care site has more than 500 million lines of code.

Ummmmmmmm. More than a half billion lines of code. Ummmmmm.

I can't even wrap my head around how clustery that fuck is.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 02, 2013 01:23 PM (VtjlW)

Please, too, to be considering this:

Half a billion lines of code, and they're still building it.

I don't know how much code it takes to embed a payment system into a website, but whatever the average is, I'm going to say they'll end up quadrupling it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:33 AM (4df7R)

270 How many fingers does a Vice President need, anyway?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 01:32 PM (/Crba)

None. The Secret Service can pick his nose for him.

Posted by: maddogg at December 02, 2013 09:33 AM (xWW96)

271

"Oh look, it's Mr. Damn, Mrs. Damn, and the whole Damn family!"

http://tinyurl.com/cvcswe

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 02, 2013 09:35 AM (zF6Iw)

272 "... genius scientists on the left had more or less reached a consensus - without being stupid or arrogant enough to use the word consensus - that missile defense was unworkable because it had millions and millions of lines of code"

Yep. This was in fact a frequently advanced argument by the peacenik disarmament left against Reagan's SDI.

From the usual suspects, guys like Ted Postol at MIT. A huge stack of Postol's old claims about the sheer technological impossibility of ballistic missile defense have since been disproven in actual engineering reality, but for some reason (cough) the media still have Postol on speed dial any time that the subject comes up, ready to deliver a damning pull quote.

It's almost as though the media were liberal propagandists instead of objective journalists, but we know that can't possibly be the case. Crazy conspiracy talk.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 02, 2013 09:35 AM (gqT4g)

273 I don't know how much code it takes to embed a payment system into a website, but whatever the average is, I'm going to say they'll end up quadrupling it. --- And they wonder why this fucking thing is doing DDOS attacks on itself... We've had far smaller systems at our office crash into a brick wall because a small change couldn't handle 50 operators keying images at the same time due to the increased system resources needed. And these were MINOR changes to our code that we ended up rolling back.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 02, 2013 09:35 AM (/Crba)

274

Sekrit for MWR:

http://bit.ly/18yjFP9

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 02, 2013 01:29 PM (VtjlW)

DRIVER.

*nosepress*

Why I no able to touch? *whine; paws at screen*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:36 AM (4df7R)

275 Linked on HA: More than 1,000 people have died of dehydration in the NHS hospitals because doctoring is hard.

Posted by: WalrusRex at December 02, 2013 09:36 AM (Hx5uv)

276 Ace has a new post up on the old hobby horses of failure from the Progressive-Socialists.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:36 AM (B9up3)

277 Just one little snide remark or diss of their king and we lose Thailand as an ally. The Thais love their king.

Posted by: Soona at December 02, 2013 01:32 PM (FtgP2)

Which is exactly how I KNOW he'll do it, if given the chance.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:36 AM (4df7R)

278 Please, too, to be considering this: Half a billion lines of code, and they're still building it. I don't know how much code it takes to embed a payment system into a website, but whatever the average is, I'm going to say they'll end up quadrupling it. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at December 02, 2013 01:33 PM (4df7R) Is the contract pay by line of code or what? Obligatory Dilbert: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1995-11-13/ Annnnd this one too: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1996-02-24/

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 02, 2013 09:37 AM (VtjlW)

279 Biden just helping out the Progressive way in China . "look i know things are shitty here, but have you ever acknowledged if you spent a lot more time implementing full marriage and gay rights everything will end up heavenly? , I mean you guys are way too focused on dirty oil and gas profits! Become more western where our ideas bring everyone together ."

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:39 AM (nqBYe)

280 AlextheChick I got a good chuckle out of this one this weekend.

http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2013-11-29/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2013 09:39 AM (B9up3)

281 Power to the people!!!!!!!!!11111!

Posted by: Occupooper at December 02, 2013 09:39 AM (bUmSq)

282 Is the contract pay by line of code or what? Obligatory Dilbert: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1995-11-13/ Annnnd this one too: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1996-02-24/ --- I find this one pretty appropriate... http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1996-01-31/ Wally re-using code to write the Air Traffic Controller software for the company's contract.

Posted by: Charles De Mar at December 02, 2013 09:40 AM (/Crba)

283 someone on a news show earlier mentioned how they were signing up for obamacare this morning and when they got to the page where they had to enter their ethnicity, they entered ethnicity and it suddenly froze. you have to enter your ethnicity to sign up for obamacare? yeah nothing about redistribution and reparations here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at December 02, 2013 09:40 AM (ya3AJ)

284 Biden in the Ukraine, "hey your women are real lookers heh, Can i borrow one for a while?"

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:40 AM (nqBYe)

285 I skimmed through the comments and didn't see this mentioned, so if it was, sorry in advance.

The real big deal with Ukraine and EU membership is that once the Ukraine enters the EU residents can work in any other EU country.

Nope. The agreement isn't to formally join the EU as a member state, it's just a free trade agreement.

The Russians are threatening trade sanctions if Ukraine signs the EU agreement, and it's not an empty threat considering they previously shut off natural gas shipments the last time Ukraine got too cozy with the West.

There's also the matter of an imprisoned political rival- the EU wants her either freed or at least be allowed to travel for medical treatment. The current President views her as a threat in the next election.

The current President- if not a Russian puppet- has traditionally been supported by Moscow, with much of his political support from the pro-Russian Eastern part of the country.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at December 02, 2013 09:40 AM (SY2Kh)

286 Biden in thailand, 'Have you ever seen such wonderful thighs? yeah i'm with you guys!"

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:40 AM (nqBYe)

287 Biden in pakistan, I can sure pack in the troops , right, yeah we can"

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:42 AM (nqBYe)

288 258 Okay, it was Nixon's grandson who married the billionaire bimbo: http://goo.gl/HzrtTB Posted by: The Commenting Software at December 02, 2013 01:30 PM (kkbgQ) ------------------------------- Good grief. I'm sure she's a very nice girl--- but couldn't someone tell her how to dress in a way appropriate to the occasion? Or maybe it's all a metaphor for how far we have sunk, how meaningless the whole concept of restraint, propriety and "good taste" have become.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 02, 2013 09:42 AM (dfYL9)

289 argh, not profits, needs of gas and oil, in china.

nevermind, i guess i can really DO biden.

Posted by: willow at December 02, 2013 09:44 AM (nqBYe)

290 New one! Follow me, willow!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/b][/i][/u] at December 02, 2013 09:46 AM (4df7R)

291 Hollowpoint: Visa free travel is part of the agreement, I believe.

Posted by: jlong at December 02, 2013 10:04 AM (bZio1)

292 Either join Russia, Iran and Syria or wobbly statists of the EU.

... for a better tomorrow..

Posted by: 13times at December 02, 2013 11:26 AM (fGPLK)

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