July 13, 2013

Safety Nazis: "No Joke Gift For You!" [OregonMuse]]
— Open Blogger

Urban Outfitters halts prescription-themed products. (CNN link).

And here is the letter signed by the Attorneys General of 22 states asking Urban Outfitters to cease selling these dangerous products. Is your state AG among the signatories?

I don't know about the rest of you, but I sleep better at night knowing that I'm protected against nefarious gag merchandise.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:05 AM | Comments (342)
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1 Pam Bondi signed it?

I had hopes for her

Posted by: kbdabear at July 13, 2013 08:11 AM (/9IC1)

2 The FTC has banned the sale of whoopee cushions on the grounds that they deceptively contain no actual whoopee.

Posted by: George Orwell wearing a lampshade at July 13, 2013 08:12 AM (mCNwt)

3 Of course Illinois is part of this foolishness!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 13, 2013 08:13 AM (UTq/I)

4 Almost as crazy as Senator Kirk's fight against good kush.

Posted by: CAC at July 13, 2013 08:14 AM (S75DT)

5 I love the line "these products are not in any way fun or humorous." 

How would an attorney know what is fun or humorous?  You have to be human to understand these things. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2013 08:14 AM (BeSEI)

6 I should probably buy up a bunch of these as collector items..  but, I'm too lazy.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 13, 2013 08:14 AM (UTq/I)

7 I see that Oregon is on that list! Yay!

Posted by: Insert Clever Name Here at July 13, 2013 08:15 AM (SS8WM)

8 Since when is Guam a state?

Posted by: CarolT at July 13, 2013 08:15 AM (z4WKX)

9 And the endless progressive war against the assumption that people can think for themselves continues until the goal is reached of 100% idiocy and helplessness and dependence.

Posted by: rrpjr at July 13, 2013 08:15 AM (w9fwG)

10 Safety Nazis: At Dupont, carrying a strike-anywhere match is a fireable offense

Posted by: George Wasington at July 13, 2013 08:16 AM (e8kgV)

11 Errban Outshitters:

Red on Red. Stand down, LT.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 13, 2013 08:16 AM (xvZYu)

12 On Monday, Marsha Ford, president of the American Association of Poison Control Centers, wrote to Urban Outfitter CEO Richard Hayne on behalf of her organization. As usual, this starts with some stupid fucking busybody looking for an excuse to justify her "job".

Posted by: Waterhouse at July 13, 2013 08:16 AM (h4T+Q)

13 I couldn't care less about Urban Outfitters. They're the bunch that was selling keffiyahs as "Peace Scarves". I wonder if that was part if one of their sarcasm lines.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at July 13, 2013 08:16 AM (Opyrm)

14

Is it even imaginable the Urban Outfitters would have refused, saying that they had more respect for people's intelligence than the government and had every right to sell whatever joke product they wanted to and for the marketplace to make the final decision?

Posted by: rrpjr at July 13, 2013 08:17 AM (w9fwG)

15 Talk about nannies. Are any of the AG's Republican?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 08:17 AM (wR+pz)

16 Keep your state AGs  from discovering the Think Geek website.  They sell bacon themed products, among other things.


Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2013 08:18 AM (BeSEI)

17 Ha! New Jersey did something right for a change. Also, it's nice to see Martha Coakley is still an idiot.

Posted by: Gran at July 13, 2013 08:19 AM (0pcT0)

18 This is about bureaucrats defending their turf They 'own' the medical ground. No one will be allowed to intrude on their domain. Sacrosanct, self righteous do gooders who thing everyone else on the planet is stupid, and has to be controlled. Anything else would be heresy, blasphemy. 

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 13, 2013 08:19 AM (Yvj+q)

19 AG's Ever heard of the First Amendment? Just checking.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 08:19 AM (wR+pz)

20 this is perfect, I think Ace wrote the great post a few days ago when the PA AG got all self important on not defending DOMA in her state because she did not want to, despite having taken an oath to defend all the laws of that state - defending these laws is not discretionary, but initiating stupid lawsuits or signing stupid letters is discretionary . . . glad to see Ms. Kane is willing to not do the job she is obligated to do on the one hand, while engaging is wasteful nonsense activity on the other

Posted by: seaniep at July 13, 2013 08:19 AM (mHol2)

21 1 Pam Bondi signed it? I had hopes for her Posted by: kbdabear at July 13, 2013 12:11 PM (/9IC1) Pammy is all tied up in the Angela Corey bullshit so I adjusted my opinion of her a while ago.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at July 13, 2013 08:19 AM (qFpRI)

22 Utah's AG is currently mire in a scandal, could not happen to a nicer douche bag.

Posted by: Mark formally in Spokane, now in Sandy Ut at July 13, 2013 08:20 AM (xGX1p)

23 *tsk* *tsk*, Mike DeWine.  There will be a phone call coming soon, sir.  I thought Mr. De "Whine" was better than this.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 13, 2013 08:20 AM (lq3Ak)

24

The frontier for national self-abasement and idiocy is relentlessly pushed forward.  A second Manifest Destiny, this time with total degradation and collapse as the end point.

 

Posted by: non-purist at July 13, 2013 08:21 AM (afQnV)

25 But we proles are stupid, you know (except when we're getting abortions)!

Posted by: zsasz at July 13, 2013 08:21 AM (MMC8r)

26 Thank G-d the Alabama AG didn't sign off on this.  We're already trying to get "hire-the-handicapped" credit for his salary.

Posted by: retiredspook at July 13, 2013 08:22 AM (nLek0)

27 The Utah AG's last name is Swallow.

Posted by: drowningpuppies at July 13, 2013 08:24 AM (012vu)

28 You have the right to Free Speech. But we'll sue the hell out of you for it.

Posted by: State Att'ys General at July 13, 2013 08:24 AM (MMC8r)

29 "Distribution of morphine, the main ingredient in popular painkillers, increased 600% from 1997-2007," Gupta later wrote in an op-ed for CNN. "In the United States, we now prescribe enough pain pills to give every man, woman and child one every four hours, around the clock, for three weeks." OSP Says; Here's the problem. The drugs are not strong enough. Apparently People are charged by the pill and not the dose. How do I know this? My Aspies Daughter was prescribed 40MG of something daily. Only the pills don't come in 40 mg. Just 15, 25 and 50. If people are taking that many pain killers we must asked ourselves another question. Why aren't they dead? Heroine users are very attuned to the amount of drugs necessary to achieve their goal while knowing full well a Fuck Up means OD. I say make these pills on the hairy edge of being able to knock out an elephant, that way the idiots that take two or three looking for the promise of bliss will find it, permanently.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:24 AM (XIxXP)

30 Subjects have to be guided and protected from their own stupidity.

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2013 08:25 AM (9XBK2)

31 The Utah AG's last nameisSwallow. Would it be too much to hope she sues the next Comptroller of New York? Because that would be epic.

Posted by: State Att'ys General at July 13, 2013 08:26 AM (MMC8r)

32 Jurors break for lunch . No verdict .

Posted by: awkward davies at July 13, 2013 08:26 AM (WK8VM)

33 Also, it's nice to see Martha Coakley is still an idiot. Posted by: Gran at July 13, 2013 12:19 PM (0pcT0) Coakley will always be an idiot. I heard that she may be thinking of running for Governor. I hope that republicans have a good candidate waiting in the wings to run.

Posted by: CarolT at July 13, 2013 08:26 AM (z4WKX)

34 --sock

Posted by: zsasz at July 13, 2013 08:27 AM (MMC8r)

35 33 -

Tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Mitt R. at July 13, 2013 08:28 AM (BeSEI)

36 Christ on a fucking crutch.

Posted by: jwpaine @PirateBallerina at July 13, 2013 08:28 AM (/lWM8)

37 I'd like to send the AG's wife a prescription package of condoms.  Who needs anymore humorless, dumb-fucking lawyers in the world?

Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2013 08:28 AM (G9Mmf)

38 I guess it'll be a waste of time to pitch my product idea to them then. Chewy candies in a prescription bottle labeled Oxycontin.

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 08:29 AM (r98SZ)

39 I hope that republicans have a good candidate waiting in the wings to run. Posted by: CarolT at July 13, 2013 12:26 PM (z4WKX) Why? It's fucking MA. Why waste your time.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 08:29 AM (wR+pz)

40 I'm guessing actual crime has ended in these states since the AG's have time for this nonsense. Good to know.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 13, 2013 08:29 AM (tlhtD)

41 38 I guess it'll be a waste of time to pitch my product idea to them then. Chewy candies in a prescription bottle labeled Oxycontin. Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 12:29 PM (r98SZ) Mini razor blades inside Jolly Ranchers sour apple. Kids love 'em!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2013 08:29 AM (+98Gb)

42 Jesus God in heaven, Mike Dewine sure as shit has ceded the last of his humor evidently...

Idiots, Urban Outfitters is less a cause of any "epidemic" than Charlie fucking Sheen and Horrywood...

heads, asses, extraction that is all

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 13, 2013 08:30 AM (LRFds)

43 I guess it'll be a waste of time to pitch my product idea to them then. Chewy candies in a prescription bottle labeled Oxycontin. Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 12:29 PM (r98SZ) Yep, and it means I'll prolly have to go to mexico for my Dammitol scrip.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:30 AM (XIxXP)

44 Or my other idea, that is kind of a rip off of the tobacco cigarette candy idea.

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 08:30 AM (r98SZ)

45 I expect to hear harrumphs out of all of you guys.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 13, 2013 08:30 AM (GbxyR)

46 NC didn't sign. According to the NYT our state government is too busy sending the state back to the Stone Age though.

Posted by: NCKate at July 13, 2013 08:31 AM (FSbfx)

47 Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 13, 2013 12:30 PM (GbxyR.....Get off my lawn!

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 13, 2013 08:31 AM (tlhtD)

48 41 -

Have you tried our newest product, Bag-o-Glass?

Posted by: Irwin Maimway at July 13, 2013 08:32 AM (BeSEI)

49 Of course Kathleen Kane is the douche of all bags.

Posted by: tony redenzo at July 13, 2013 08:32 AM (LwRkC)

50 >>> Is your state AG among the signatories? Yep, I'm unable to look after myself.

Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at July 13, 2013 08:32 AM (z9HTb)

51 Utah's AG is currently mire in a scandal, could not happen to a nicer douche bag.
Posted by: Mark formally in Spokane, now in Sandy Ut at July 13, 2013 12:20 PM


So is my former state's AG, Gary King.  NM dem party is involved in stolen e-mails (from Martinez's campaign), child porn (dem consultant involved in stealing e-mails).  Couldn't happen to a bigger asshole.

Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2013 08:32 AM (bAGA/)

52 Why? It's fucking MA. Why waste your time. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at July 13, 2013 12:29 PM (wR+pz) Billy Bob, I know because I live here. I have decided I am not voting for candidates that I do not like. I wouldn't vote for the man who should have been on the dem ballot, Gomez for senate. I stayed home. It's not worth getting excited here about any candidate because my vote will be cancelled out by six others who just vote for the dem.

Posted by: CarolT at July 13, 2013 08:32 AM (z4WKX)

53 Posted by: CAC at July 13, 2013 12:14 PM (S75DT)

Yes, because that is the clearest and most significant threat to our nation...minuscule quantities of super-high-end marijuana, that can be afforded only by adults with jobs.

What a fucking tool.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2013 08:32 AM (gqgiP)

54 48 Have you tried our newest product, Bag-o-Glass? Posted by: Irwin Maimway at July 13, 2013 12:32 PM (BeSEI) Box-O-Rocks. For Democrat kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2013 08:32 AM (+98Gb)

55 Have you tried our newest product, Bag-o-Glass? Posted by: Irwin Maimway at July 13, 2013 12:32 PM (BeSEI) I saw that, right next to Vile-O-Mercury, It's fun for a girl and a boy!

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:33 AM (XIxXP)

56 Sir, can I get a bindle of pop rocks - white flavored?

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 08:33 AM (r98SZ)

57 Opiates cause very strong physical dependance. 5 or 10mg might work great for the first week, but soon you'll be up to 20mg. Don't they make like 80mg Oxycontins? That would knock me out for sure. So the dramatic increase in morphine (or all opiates, I assume) distribution tells me that more people are addicted than ever.

Posted by: Chris M at July 13, 2013 08:33 AM (4lyMJ)

58 46 NC didn't sign. According to the NYT our state government is too busy sending the state back to the Stone Age tho Yeah and Pat signed the Abortion bill, which is pretty much the same bill as TX's. Liberal's heads are exploding. I was told early that this shit was coming, all back loaded to prevent the MSM from having time to whine.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 08:34 AM (wR+pz)

59 Box-O-Rocks. For Democrat kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2013 12:32 PM


BagOFeces, for protesting at the capital.

Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2013 08:35 AM (bAGA/)

60 Daily reminder: We are living in a crumbling empire. It's a lot like Rome, except our gladiators wear pink every October.

Posted by: Yep at July 13, 2013 08:35 AM (6sqK6)

61 Let's outlaw little toy cars because of the thousand of people who die in auto accidents every year.

Posted by: NeoKong at July 13, 2013 08:35 AM (JWLwG)

62

>>Is your state AG among the signatories?

 

Nope.

 

>>Since when is Guam a state?

 

Since it tipped over??

Posted by: Mama AJ in Louisiana at July 13, 2013 08:36 AM (SUKHu)

63 I note that Alabama's AG, Luther Strange, don't give a shit. Down here, we may not even know what an Urban Outfitters is.

Posted by: toby928© at July 13, 2013 08:36 AM (QupBk)

64 If it was labeled RU-486 it would be no problem.

Posted by: tony redenzo at July 13, 2013 08:37 AM (LwRkC)

65 Twenty-two AGs need to be fired.  They have too much time on their hands.

Perhaps replaced by these upstanding citizens.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/selection-du-weekend-44-46.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 08:37 AM (ngisl)

66 I like he rx coffee mug. What's next? Banning Damital?

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 13, 2013 08:37 AM (cjFRv)

67 Grandkid came into sub-second contact with my laptop keyboard, and now the c doesn't work without 5 pounds of force. So its the beginning of the end for this piee of shit.

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 08:38 AM (r98SZ)

68 Posted by: Mama AJ in Louisiana at July 13, 2013 12:36 PM (SUKHu) Hey, help me out here, I'm writing my next book and I need cajun info. In which Parish do the most rural, hard core, live off the land, gator hunters reside?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:38 AM (XIxXP)

69 38 I guess it'll be a waste of time to pitch my product idea to them then. Chewy candies in a prescription bottle labeled Oxycontin. Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 12:29 PM (r98SZ) Or my idea for the Post Office: stamps that look like blotter acid from a Grateful Dead tour.

Posted by: model_1066 at July 13, 2013 08:39 AM (tSYHH)

70 What manner of imbecilic shit is this?  I believe we've discovered a whole new species of stupid.

I'm going to file for a $100k research grant to study this new species.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 13, 2013 08:39 AM (/gHaE)

71 OSP try Morgan City area.  Cajuns and oil..  what a combo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 08:40 AM (ngisl)

72 What's next? Banning Damital? Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 13, 2013 12:37 PM (cjFRv) Read the damn thread. I made that stupid joke 25 comments up, they didn't laugh at mine either.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:40 AM (XIxXP)

73 I was on a very high dose of Vicodin during a prolonged cancer treatment and lived to tell about it. Not everyone needs to be nannied.

Posted by: NCKate at July 13, 2013 08:40 AM (FSbfx)

74 I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy!

Posted by: Mike DeWine at July 13, 2013 08:40 AM (QupBk)

75 "harrumph! harrumph!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 08:41 AM (ngisl)

76 OSP try Morgan City area. Cajuns and oil.. what a combo. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 12:40 PM (ngisl) I need rural, no or very little lectricity.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:41 AM (XIxXP)

77 Its because of idiots like this that kids can't have the good toys.  Like these.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/selection-du-weekend-44-49.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 08:42 AM (ngisl)

78 It's nice to know that 23 states and territories are crime free.

Posted by: toby928© at July 13, 2013 08:43 AM (QupBk)

79 When I was eight, I had the coolest toy machine gun ever. You pulled the lever back and pulled the trigger TATATATATATATAT. It was awesome.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:43 AM (XIxXP)

80 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 12:42 PM (ngisl)

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 13, 2013 08:44 AM (lq3Ak)

81

Actually, the Left long ago learned the courts would let them take most of our right because, "Safety". That is how they shut down a little kid's lemonade stand, or remove rights even more directly tied to the BoR.

 

We need to "safety" them right back. The new Texas guidelines on abortion clinics is exactly that.

Posted by: Invictus at July 13, 2013 08:44 AM (OQpzc)

82 Shall I   post my SNL clip? 

http://www.hulu.com/watch/115713


For those of you not old enough to remember, enjoy. 

Posted by: Irwin Maimway at July 13, 2013 08:44 AM (BeSEI)

83 57 Chris M,

Opiates work, hey it's almost like triggering the brains orgasm receptor is something people would be prone to abuse...


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 13, 2013 08:45 AM (LRFds)

84 Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling!

Posted by: Mike DeWine at July 13, 2013 08:45 AM (QupBk)

85 Like this one OSP?  Looks like we got a future ROK.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/selection-du-weekend-44-12.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 08:45 AM (ngisl)

86 Boy, talk about a bring fucking day. Raining, of course, not drinking, on diet and not a damn think on the tube. I have already been to Costco to buy shit I don't need. Maybe I'll clean out the garage? Nah.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 08:46 AM (wR+pz)

87 Jumbo darts = Jarts.

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 08:46 AM (r98SZ)

88 Must walk doggeh, Anyone want a couple of whiney ass spoiled cover stealing puggles, good Christmas they are so inner city. Kiddiding, the Sailor women would toss Daddy before the doggehs.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:46 AM (XIxXP)

89 that's boring not bringing. this one hand typing sucks.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 08:46 AM (wR+pz)

90 Let's outlaw little toy cars because of the thousand of people who die in auto accidents every year.

Posted by: NeoKong at July 13, 2013 12:35 PM (JWLwG)

 

 

------------------------------------------------------

 

 

Ooohhh.  Good idea.  I'm on it.  The EPA will like this too.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at July 13, 2013 08:47 AM (oSsMU)

91 Flashback: Black Panthers say Trayvon Martin was “assassinated” by “no good Jew” Zimmerman

http://tinyurl.com/q9m8pj3

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2013 08:47 AM (gqgiP)

92 Boy, am I glad we donated to Obama and the DNC!

Posted by: Guy what owns 'Spencer's' at July 13, 2013 08:47 AM (O2ane)

93 Like this one OSP? Looks like we got a future ROK. http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/selection-du-weekend-44-12.jpg Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 12:45 PM (ngisl) OK, it wasn't that cool.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:48 AM (XIxXP)

94 The Nanny State forges ahead at full steam. Having said that, to the extent that it is inconvenient to Urban Outfitters (whom I actively dislike), I am less disturbed than I might be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 13, 2013 08:48 AM (aDwsi)

95 A kind of funny to would be a combination of the game Operation, and a low amperage 50,000 volt tweezer device.

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 08:49 AM (r98SZ)

96 Like this one OSP? Looks like we got a future ROK. http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/selection-du-weekend-44-12.jpg Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 12:45 PM (ngisl) OK, it wasn't that cool. Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 12:48 PM (XIxXP) I meant comparing mine to that one, They had way cool guns.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:49 AM (XIxXP)

97

>>Down here, we may not even know what an Urban Outfitters is.

 

Yeh, there is that...

 

But hey, we finally got a Dunkin Donuts!

 

>> In which Parish do the most rural, hard core, live off the land, gator hunters reside?

 

Well, Nam Grunt is down by Lake Charles, IIRC... <grin>

 

I have no idea, really. But at least you didn't say "county"!

 

I'd ask Brandon in BR or EoJ...or Secret Squirrel, author of _Trouble in the Bayou (Sir Robert of Cheshire)_ in the book thread tomorrow.

Posted by: Mama AJ in Louisiana at July 13, 2013 08:50 AM (SUKHu)

98 I never harumph..... Until now. **HARUMPH** This a shout out to all the phoney baloney jobs everywere. ::crowd roars::

Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2013 08:51 AM (fsLdt)

99 Pleased to announce the great state of Texas is NOT on the list.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at July 13, 2013 08:51 AM (waJ+2)

100 I'd ask Brandon in BR or EoJ...or Secret Squirrel, author of _Trouble in the Bayou (Sir Robert of Cheshire)_ in the book thread tomorrow. Posted by: Mama AJ in Louisiana at July 13, 2013 12:50 PM (SUKHu) Thanks, will do that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:52 AM (XIxXP)

101 Yep...Arkansas' AG is a Dem.  Stupid nanny.

Posted by: Mr_Write at July 13, 2013 08:52 AM (Fn7Hb)

102 A kind of funny to would be a combination of the game Operation, and a low amperage 50,000 volt tweezer device.

Posted by: UWP

Tesla-peration: Shit Gets Real Edition?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 13, 2013 08:52 AM (xvZYu)

103 No doubt they will go after rappers for advocating drug use, violence and misogyny. Any minute now.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 13, 2013 08:53 AM (29vnO)

104 OSP there is always Cut Off, LA
http://www.city-data.com/city/Cut-Off-Louisiana.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 08:53 AM (ngisl)

105 Tesla-peration: Shit Gets Real Edition? Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2013 12:52 PM (xvZYu) Would it come with a diaper. At some point I thgink you lose your bodily functions.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:53 AM (XIxXP)

106 Good thing every other problem is solved and they can worry about a company.

Posted by: poopy at July 13, 2013 08:54 AM (Ca0p4)

107

>>http://www.city-data.com/city/Cut-Off-Louisiana.html

 

Moron meetup??!!

Posted by: Mama AJ in Louisiana at July 13, 2013 08:55 AM (SUKHu)

108 Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 12:53 PM (XIxXP)

Diaper and sub-panel *not* included.

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 13, 2013 08:55 AM (lq3Ak)

109 sucking the fun out of life.....i don't shop at urban outfitters but this is ridiculous

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 13, 2013 08:56 AM (8JJ6O)

110 OSP there is always Cut Off, LA http://www.city-data.com/city/Cut-Off-Louisiana.html Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 12:53 PM (ngisl) I like the name. I just don't want anyone from Louisiana to read it and say, that's bullshit. Do you remember that movie where the National Gaurdsman screw with some cajuns then they stumble into their little village. Something like that.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:57 AM (XIxXP)

111 Anything to get their fat whore faces in the news. Isn't this what it is all about? Free publicity?

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 13, 2013 08:57 AM (cjFRv)

112

Good thinking here people.  Let's not give a chance to keep our kids from thinking drugs are cool.

I guess we need more Treyvon shootings.

Idiots!

Posted by: sanityatlast at July 13, 2013 08:58 AM (9GTN3)

113 Milgram's Operation. Mommy I don't like his game.

Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2013 08:58 AM (fsLdt)

114 OK, I really got to go, Later.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:58 AM (XIxXP)

115

Apparently,  all the crime has been solved, so these people  can sign onto  this dazzling display of idiocy.

 

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Double-Naught International Cat Speculator at July 13, 2013 08:58 AM (0HooB)

116 Tesla-peration commercial Two 7 year olds: Take out wrench ankle! Zzzzzttt Fucking son of a bitch!

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 08:58 AM (r98SZ)

117 The movie is called Southern Comfort. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 08:59 AM (ngisl)

118 You can't buy gags but Plan B not a problem....

Posted by: RagnarTN at July 13, 2013 08:59 AM (vcTg9)

119 Fucking son of a bitch! Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 12:58 PM (r98SZ) LMAO

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 08:59 AM (XIxXP)

120 There is also a Waterproof, LA up near Natchez, MS.  But its about 96% African-American.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 08:59 AM (ngisl)

121 117 The movie is called Southern Comfort. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 12:59 PM (ngisl) That's it.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 09:00 AM (XIxXP)

122 BurtTC: "How would an attorney know what is fun or humorous? You have to be human to understand these things."

In before AmishDude. Well played.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 13, 2013 09:00 AM (eHIJJ)

123 There is also a Waterproof, LA up near Natchez, MS. But its about 96% African-American. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 12:59 PM (ngisl) Hmm, a nice twist, white kid grows up their, not understanding everyone elses vision of differences.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Bolton 2016 at July 13, 2013 09:01 AM (XIxXP)

124

And before you start with the whole "TROLL!!!" crap, the USSC has said that the government has the right to pass laws for the safety of the community.

Safety, try to google it.

Posted by: sanityatlast at July 13, 2013 09:01 AM (9GTN3)

125 Amazing the fake things that are going to KILL***US****ALL, but the genuine behaviors that are treasured primary fundamental human rights and the lynchpins of our freedoms like anonymous buttsecks, vending machine abortions and the right to have every twisted perversion stroked reassuringly by society. America is safe from satirical pill bottles. Return to your government-funded buggery, citizen.

Posted by: zsasz at July 13, 2013 09:01 AM (MMC8r)

126 My Sims-playing kid was amused by Simsburo, LA.

Posted by: Mama AJ in Louisiana at July 13, 2013 09:02 AM (SUKHu)

127 the government has the right to pass laws for the safety of the community.

Promoting stupidity is not in the interest of the community.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 13, 2013 09:03 AM (/gHaE)

128 124 -

Oh that's right, you're that troll.


Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2013 09:03 AM (BeSEI)

129 And to think, we were once just a silly movie. Now we're a How-To.

Posted by: Idiocracy at July 13, 2013 09:03 AM (eHIJJ)

130 That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: Rachel Jenteal at July 13, 2013 09:04 AM (Aif/5)

131 OSP, Waterproof is one of the towns that Gen. Claire Chennault of the AVG grew up in.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at July 13, 2013 09:05 AM (ngisl)

132 sanityatlast you seem concerned.....maybe you need more coffee.......heres an rx for a coffee enema.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 13, 2013 09:05 AM (8JJ6O)

133 I must have missed the safety exception written into the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2013 09:05 AM (MBqvE)

134

Pam Bondi signed it?

I had hopes for her

Posted by: kbdabear at July 13, 2013 12:11 PM (/9IC1)

Pammy is all tied up in the Angela Corey bullshit so I adjusted my opinion of her a while ago.

 

She jumped off the conservative bus when she thought Romney was going to hire her for an admin job.  she suddenly evolved into a moderate on all issues.  Dead to me.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 13, 2013 09:05 AM (qkZxk)

135 Get off the Internet, Citizen. There are threatening ideas here.

Posted by: zsasz at July 13, 2013 09:06 AM (MMC8r)

136 Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide Warning Signs! Citizens might dehydrate themselves!

Posted by: AttorneysGeneral of the Nanny State at July 13, 2013 09:06 AM (eHIJJ)

137 "Take out wrench ankle!
Zzzzzttt
Fucking son of a bitch! Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 12:58 PM"

I can't be the only one who read that in Eric Cartman's voice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2013 09:07 AM (kSJg9)

138

132  Actually, enemas are good for your system.  Maybe the majority of posters here should get one to clear what's stuck up their asses.

Posted by: sanityatlast at July 13, 2013 09:07 AM (9GTN3)

139 Whiny little gits. I think Urban Outfitters should have responded by patting them on their collective heads and sending them on their way.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 13, 2013 09:07 AM (U+O64)

140 The troll (who's from Hawaii) is probably a sock for David Louie.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 13, 2013 09:07 AM (/gHaE)

141 124 -  So we shouldn't have given you all that rope?

Posted by: Slapweasel at July 13, 2013 09:08 AM (lq3Ak)

142 Yay. My Commonwealth isn't full stop stupid, yet.

Posted by: RWC at July 13, 2013 09:08 AM (8FeS+)

143 I'm tired of this photo of Bondi at age 24. She's pushing 50 and she looks it.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 13, 2013 09:08 AM (cjFRv)

144 Sanityatlast, try getting your own head out of your ass before you start fantasising about our asses

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at July 13, 2013 09:09 AM (GbxyR)

145 112 Good thinking here people. Let's not give a chance to keep our kids from thinking drugs are cool.
I guess we need more Treyvon shootings.
Idiots!

Posted by: sanityatlast at July 13, 2013 12:58 PM (9GTN3)

 

Why are kids going to think drugs are cool because some dipshit 20 year old bought a coffee mug that looks like a prescription container?

Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2013 09:10 AM (LI48c)

146 I live in WA state, home of arguably the stupidest governor in the land. So without even looking, I have to assume mine is one of the 22.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 13, 2013 09:10 AM (HDgX3)

147 Sanityatlast make since.  Should write book I review.  Lol.

Posted by: Jose Canseco at July 13, 2013 09:10 AM (Aif/5)

148  Posted by: CAC at July 13, 2013 12:14 PM (S75DT)

Yes, because that is the clearest and most significant threat to our nation...minuscule quantities of super-high-end marijuana, that can be afforded only by adults with jobs.

What a fucking tool.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2013 12:32 PM (gqgiP)

The logic is ridiculous.

It's not the growing high-grade pot and the people with the insane coin to buy it causing a problem.

 

 

 

Posted by: CAC at July 13, 2013 09:11 AM (S75DT)

149 http://tinyurl.com/nlhkmub

Texas abortion hobby shops fret changes

About 72,500 abortions are performed annually in Texas, according to the state Health Department. The busiest clinics do up to 4,000 a year. Now the remaining surgical centers will have to conduct about 14,400 each year.

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at July 13, 2013 09:11 AM (0It32)

150 the government has the right to pass laws for the safety of the community.
Safety, try to google it.

Posted by: sanityatlast at July 13, 2013 01:01 PM (9GTN3)

 

You do realize that if .gov took away your breathing rights, they'd be making you safe from ever getting lung cancer, right?

Posted by: Invictus at July 13, 2013 09:12 AM (OQpzc)

151 The troll (who's from Hawaii) is probably a sock for David Louie.

Posted by: Purp

OH LOUIE, LOUIE. HE'S GOTTA GO NOW. LOUIE, LOUIE.
( A chord, D, Em ...)

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 13, 2013 09:12 AM (xvZYu)

152 Why are kids going to think drugs are cool because some dipshit 20 year old bought a coffee mug that looks like a prescription container? Posted by: buzzion at July 13, 2013 01:10 PM (LI48c) either sanityatlast is speaking from his/her own experience of "thinking perscription drugs are cool" because he/she had a pill poppin' coffee drinkin' mama or his/her kids are stupid

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 13, 2013 09:13 AM (8JJ6O)

153 Want to read something depressing? NY Slime has a seven page story on girls hooking up. These kids have NO adult guidance, no religious guidance, it's all for Me Me Me.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 09:13 AM (wR+pz)

154 Pam Bondi signed it? I had hopes for her Posted by: kbdabear at July 13, 2013 12:11 PM (/9IC1) Bondi sucks

Posted by: Vote Lord Humungus 2016 at July 13, 2013 09:13 AM (rAuKJ)

155 I was on a very high dose of Vicodin during a prolonged cancer treatment and lived to tell about it. Not everyone needs to be nannied.

Posted by: NCKate at July 13, 2013 12:40 PM (FSbfx)

Helped me recover quickly after my gall bladder surgery.

 

This paralyzing fear that we are all two steps away from 300 million addicts is what gives cover to the disastrous drug war of the last 40 years.

 

 

Posted by: CAC at July 13, 2013 09:14 AM (S75DT)

156 Damn, haven't sock trolled in ages and already busted Thanks purp! Anywho, range today!!! My friend is busting out the AK-74 today and my wife wants to try out a glock

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 09:14 AM (0XV8C)

157 Slime story link http://tinyurl.com/p58gu3p

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 09:14 AM (wR+pz)

158 oh navyjoe you moron!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 13, 2013 09:15 AM (8JJ6O)

159 either sanityatlast is speaking from his/her own experience of "thinking perscription drugs are cool" because he/she had a pill poppin' coffee drinkin' mama or his/her kids are stupid Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 13, 2013 01:13 PM ____________ Not a mutually exclusive set of options

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at July 13, 2013 09:15 AM (HDgX3)

160 Promoting stupidity is not in the interest of the community.

Posted by: Purp at July 13, 2013 01:03 PM (/gHaE)


Au contraire mon frère, how else do you think I got re-elected, much less elected.

Posted by: Emperor Barky Ochooma I at July 13, 2013 09:15 AM (XdnQT)

161 I love piñatas.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2013 09:15 AM (MBqvE)

162 It's Liberty not safety . I can see where some "people" might get those concepts confused .

Posted by: awkward davies at July 13, 2013 09:16 AM (WK8VM)

163 158. Lack of coffee and boredom Strange....I have a cat about one foot in front of me staring me down He must be hungry or wants to kill me

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 09:17 AM (0XV8C)

164 just got a tea party patriot call....telling me of the great tea party senators they got elected!!!!!! you know....jeff flake! marco rubio!!!! that's when i began screaming.......is the gop running the tea party patriots now? take me off your list!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 13, 2013 09:18 AM (8JJ6O)

165 tea party patriot call....marco rubio

Lemon party maybe, tea party not so much

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 13, 2013 09:19 AM (/gHaE)

166 I would gladly comment on this nonsense, but I was aborted with a rusty coat hanger 65 years ago in a back alley in Austin.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 13, 2013 09:19 AM (EO34X)

167 164. The GOP spent so long shitting on the tea party and now they want their help? Rove can go away

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 09:20 AM (0XV8C)

168 155 -

Funny you should say it that way, because essentially all human beings are addicts.  The question is, whether you have yet found your drug of choice.

 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2013 09:21 AM (BeSEI)

169 Grave dancing in real time:

"Columbus MayorÂ’s Office Conspired With Liberal Groups to Politicize School Shooting"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 13, 2013 09:21 AM (xvZYu)

170 purp the guy was very proud of their accomplishments!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 13, 2013 09:21 AM (8JJ6O)

171 So, let me guess: Chinese finger traps are not only unfunny, they are dangerous and racist?

Posted by: jakeman at July 13, 2013 09:21 AM (JwPeD)

172 Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 13, 2013 01:18 PM (8JJ6O)


Didn't someone write an article about how all institutions eventually devolve into liberal organizations no matter what their founding principles were?  Personally, I think that's because it is easier to work in a liberal environment because they expect so much less of you, as long as you are willing to toe the "party" line.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 13, 2013 09:21 AM (XdnQT)

173 165. At least he showed his true colors before he began a run in 2016 Had hopes for him too, what a shame

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 09:22 AM (0XV8C)

174 the guy was very proud of their accomplishments

Getting bamboozled doesn't strike me as an accomplishment.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 13, 2013 09:22 AM (/gHaE)

175 Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2013 01:21 PM (BeSEI)


Hey, if it feels good, do it; and do it; and do it, ...

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 13, 2013 09:23 AM (XdnQT)

176 Morons may rest assured that fake dogshit is still permissible as long as labeling complies with applicable regulations of the EPA, HHS, Dept of Agriculture and Federal Election Commission.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2013 09:24 AM (r2mIz)

177 To the pac beach for coffee!!! And why FML part 345,789 Me: Honey get up, it's shooting day!! T: Hush fool, I can shoot you later, zzzzzz

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 09:25 AM (0XV8C)

178

My wife got a call from someone who wanted her to renew her support of Rubio. She told them to drop dead.

 

Then she got a call from Rubio's people asking if there was anything he could do to regain her support.

 

She said there was nothing. Once a betrayer, always a betrayer.

 

I think they called her because she is a legal immigrant from El Salvador. Must have come as a shock to them that a native Spanish speaker supports America's immigration laws.

Posted by: Invictus at July 13, 2013 09:25 AM (OQpzc)

179 175 -

We're funny little monkeys that way.  We  would be lying to ourselves if we thought we were different.  It's those OTHER people who have the problem, not me... 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2013 09:26 AM (BeSEI)

180 OT but inquiring minds and all. What's up with the hellos buzzing Port Angeles in WA? Right at the narrow point of the San Juan De fuca, to enter the Sound. One of the nations biggest navel magazines right across from Port Towansand. Army says 160. I suspect Navy anti-submarine birds looking for a snooper sub? What say you-all?

Posted by: jrcobbstr at July 13, 2013 09:26 AM (8CAan)

181 Actually, enemas are good for your system. Actually, they're not. Go rub your crystals elsewhere.

Posted by: toby928© at July 13, 2013 09:26 AM (QupBk)

182 Btw, if the Zimmerman trial comes out with a verdict can someone send out a email blast on the yahoo group pls I'm pretty sure no one is going to be trying to riot by the range

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 09:27 AM (0XV8C)

183 Here's is something to top that: Nevada Secretary of State Ross Miller (as well as Connecticut Senator Murphy) have the vapors over a ZOMBIE gun-control lobbyist shooting target: http://politicalhat.com/?p=2706

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 13, 2013 09:27 AM (Vk2pI)

184 181. Psssst That was me

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 09:28 AM (0XV8C)

185 10 Safety Nazis: At Dupont, carrying a strike-anywhere match is a fireable offense Posted by: George Wasington at July 13, 2013 12:16 PM (e8kgV) Gee, at a current chemical plant or, in former days when they manufactured gunpowder, this is certainly a completely unreasonable safety rule! Or did you get burned by it yourself?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars[/i][/b][/s] at July 13, 2013 09:28 AM (66zNN)

186 "@maggiepolitico 2m

(AP) – Ex-Democratic Gov. Brian Schweitzer says he will not run for Montana’s open US Senate seat"

 

That makes four decent shots at flips, need six.

Posted by: CAC at July 13, 2013 09:28 AM (S75DT)

187 172

Didn't someone write an article about how all institutions eventually devolve into liberal organizations no matter what their founding principles were? Personally, I think that's because it is easier to work in a liberal environment because they expect so much less of you, as long as you are willing to toe the "party" line.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 13, 2013 01:21 PM (XdnQT)

I think it's because liberals wear down everyone, like little children who whine, cry, and stomp their feet until one parent just gives in. The Left certainly never stops pushing for their preferred policies. It's how they've incrementally changed U.S. society for the worse, especially over the past five years.

Posted by: Slappy at July 13, 2013 09:28 AM (LTbLf)

188 Posted by: Invictus at July 13, 2013 01:25 PM (OQpzc)


Sounds like your wife is also an example of why they don't want to fix legal immigration, because the people that actually play by the rules might vote for real constitutional governance and believe in the concept of consent of the governed, rather than join the FSA.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 13, 2013 09:29 AM (XdnQT)

189 Posted by: jrcobbstr at July 13, 2013 01:26 PM (8CAan) That is exactly what it sounds like. Whether one of ours performing an exercise or someone else snooping/probing, idk.

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 13, 2013 09:29 AM (tlhtD)

190 That was me And?

Posted by: toby928© at July 13, 2013 09:29 AM (QupBk)

191 Every organization that isn't explicitly right-wing becomes left-wing over time.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 13, 2013 09:30 AM (ZPrif)

192 That letter is blatantly stupid as are the mindless fools that signed it. This country is beyond sick.

Posted by: rplat at July 13, 2013 09:30 AM (U/Ao5)

193 Saturdays suck for rioters. Workdays rock, tho!

Posted by: Cowboy at July 13, 2013 09:30 AM (FMrA0)

194 190. Just saying 186. If the cuda!!! Runs in Alaska that should be 5

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 09:31 AM (0XV8C)

195 it was just a joke

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 13, 2013 09:31 AM (8JJ6O)

196 We can expect a drop in drug abuses cases somewhere on the order of zero. Maybe twice that.

Posted by: zsasz at July 13, 2013 09:31 AM (xIPPh)

197 191 Every organization that isn't explicitly right-wing becomes left-wing over time.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 13, 2013 01:30 PM (ZPrif)

Exactly. That includes the national Republican Party.

Posted by: Slappy at July 13, 2013 09:31 AM (LTbLf)

198 I say make these pills on the hairy edge of being able to knock out an elephant, that way the idiots that take two or three looking for the promise of bliss will find it, permanently. Tolerance to a painkiller happens over time. What might kill you isn't a big deal to some. Chronic pain is awful. People with chronic pain often don't mind the chance of overdosing. Lots of time they would prefer death. Break three fingers on your right hand. Clench that hand into a tight fist, now have it feel like that for the rest of your life. The abusers and the doctors who enable them are scum. I hope they all overdose and die. It's because of them that people in real pain get to suffer. And your doctor will get reamed if they proscribe a proper dose. The federal government has guidelines that correlate to absolutely nothing. On the upside, the people staffing these panels are already in place for Obama care. Yay.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 09:31 AM (jopHG)

199 Rene Stutzman @renestutzman The no. of cops at the SemCo c-house is stunning. Scores.This is SCSO jurisdiction but also cops here from UCF & LakeMary & prolly others. ---- I believe the official definition from the AoS manual in the sidebar is "8. A moustache of policemen "

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 09:32 AM (r98SZ)

200 I believe the official definition from the AoS manual in the sidebar is "8. A moustache of policemen " In this case, I'd prefer a Clubbing of Policemen.

Posted by: toby928© at July 13, 2013 09:33 AM (QupBk)

201 *Prescribe verses proscribe. Works both ways.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 09:33 AM (jopHG)

202 I declare this thread unintelligible.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 13, 2013 09:33 AM (xvZYu)

203 To remain principled you need principled leadership. Once that passes off to committees and busybodies, you get death by a thousand cuts. Entropy. That's why overtime energy concedes to the inert and banal, aka the Progressive Mind.

Posted by: Cowboy at July 13, 2013 09:33 AM (FMrA0)

204 Whut?

Posted by: toby928© at July 13, 2013 09:33 AM (QupBk)

205 202. Can't Too early for it to be an ONT

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 09:34 AM (0XV8C)

206 Well this will amuse the Horde, Pixy and Ace. Comments are fucked up at the WSJ. Pixy start working over there? Just kidding.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 09:35 AM (wR+pz)

207 Once that passes off to committees and busybodies, you get death by a thousand cuts. Plus the lemon juice. Don't forget the lemon juice.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 09:35 AM (jopHG)

208 203. You forgot to toss in judge shopping

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 09:35 AM (0XV8C)

209 I played doctor a few times as a kid with the neighbor girl. (who is still my FB friend 40 years later, yeah, I'm that good at doctoring), which makes me wonder if I'm suppressing some memory of what actually doctors did in those days, or if the whole thing needs a better name attached to it..

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 09:35 AM (r98SZ)

210 This is like trying to cut road accidents by banning bumper cars.

Posted by: zsasz at July 13, 2013 09:35 AM (hhBji)

211 Pam Bondi signed it?

I had hopes for her

Posted by: kbdabear at July 13, 2013 12:11 PM (/9IC1)

 

 

 

I had hopes for Pam Bondi too, but last time I saw her she was pregnant, so it looks like someone beat me to it.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at July 13, 2013 09:36 AM (/7Xis)

212 Coakley will always be an idiot. I heard that she may be thinking of running for Governor. I hope that republicans have a good candidate waiting in the wings to run. Posted by: CarolT at July 13, 2013 12:26 PM

You crack me up, CarolT!

If Croakley runs to succeed Devil Patrick, I see no chance of her losing. "Massachusetts" is just a strange pronunciation of "Democrat."

Scotty Brown (who, IIRC, ran against teh Croaker and beat her) was a good candidate. For a California Republican.

There may be a few of us with conservative tendencies lurking around in the Kennedy State, but we don't add up to a significant number.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 13, 2013 09:36 AM (/RIVS)

213 Does this mean the TSA can now prevent you from boarding a plane if your shirt has a Courtney Love silkscreen on it?

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 09:37 AM (jopHG)

214

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 01:35 PM (r98SZ)

 

Hysteria  has always required a slap and diddle to cure..

Posted by: AMA at July 13, 2013 09:37 AM (gJj7k)

215 He must be hungry or wants to kill me Posted by: Navycopjoe
---------

They are not exclusive.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 13, 2013 09:38 AM (aDwsi)

216 The A.G. of California is prominently listed, meaning that the A.G. of *my* state took the time to crack down on gag coffee cups, after refusing to defend a state law in federal court.

Will some other state(s) please please invade us and replace our government?

Thanking You in Advance,


Parts of California that are not Los Angeles, San Francisco or Berkeley

Posted by: Wry Mouth at July 13, 2013 09:40 AM (krX8a)

217 Apropos of nothing, Mrs928 made me move the Giant Screen out of the man cave into the den where she watches TV, which was fine. It was a bit large for the cave. Anyway, TigerDirect has a Vizio reboxed 37'' 720p on sale today for $229 delivered. For those who might care. http://is.gd/OPGKJ1 Use coupon code DVR94726 for the extra $20 off.

Posted by: toby928© at July 13, 2013 09:40 AM (QupBk)

218 Thanks Toby. I'll look into it.

Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2013 09:42 AM (fsLdt)

219 OSP, my coonass kin are mostly in Evangeline, Lafayette, Calcasieu (sp?) and Acadia. And they're pretty traditional, hardcore Cajuns, but the craziest ones are in Cameron. I think you have the influence of the lunatic wildcatters from Port Arthur TX, (most of which I am related to as well) None of them are particularly into gator hunting, but you will never meet a wilder bunch, or a better lot to have a good time with. You would not, however, under any circumstances want to piss them off.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 13, 2013 09:42 AM (Pb0zF)

220 @217 Why buy a 720? For $100 more you can get a lot more TV. Woot and Amazon have been unloading TV's all summer.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 09:42 AM (wR+pz)

221 A Jelly Roll of Policemen?

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 09:43 AM (/izg2)

222 Will some other state(s) please please invade us and replace our government? I live in a state that is a: -Gay marriage mecca. -Sanctuary area for illegal aliens. -Full of retards (including me for staying here). Please bomb us and bounce the ruble.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 09:43 AM (jopHG)

223 LOL, but, yeah, lets keep painkillers relatively easy to get and go full retard against marijuana.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 13, 2013 09:44 AM (7Hfb+)

224 Why buy a 720? For $100 more you can get a lot more TV. Woot and Amazon have been unloading TV's all summer. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 01:42 PM (wR+pz) ---- Soon they will be free for the taking in select Best Buy communities.

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 09:44 AM (r98SZ)

225 My doctor friend hates the safety nazi approach to pain meds -- because it leaves people in agony. His attitude is pretty straightforward. Running the risk of having more addicts is worth it to keep suffering people out of pain. Loosening the reins on doctors to prescribe narcotics and heavy duty pain meds will no doubt let addicts abuse the system more ... but the cost of cracking down is people like my friend's mom who broke her hip and was left screaming in agony while the staff had to jump through hoops to determine if she was eligible for more powerful pain meds. She finally got prescribed serious pain meds. And she's probably an addict now. But so what? She's old. With pain meds she can enjoy her family. She can enjoy watching TV or reading a book. Without major pain meds her life is nothing but agony -- to the point of wanting die rather than be in so much pain. Are the pain meds shortening her remaining lifespan? Probably. It's worth it though.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 13, 2013 09:45 AM (ZPrif)

226 Why buy a 720? For $100 more you can get a lot more TV. Woot and Amazon have been unloading TV's all summer.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 01:42 PM (wR+pz)
----
Soon they will be free for the taking in select Best Buy communities. Posted by: UWP
------------------

UWP - Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 13, 2013 09:46 AM (aDwsi)

227 Why buy a 720? For $100 more you can get a lot more TV. For broadcast, I really can't tell the difference. And $100 more is almost +50%. $229 for a 37" flatscreen is the attraction. $229 is almost pocket change. $400 start being real money.

Posted by: toby928© at July 13, 2013 09:46 AM (QupBk)

228 Reporters at work. Trash container near media work room at #GeorgeZimmerman trial. pic.twitter.com/QaeoHBFeOq ---- I think there's room for one more spork before it avalanches.

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 09:46 AM (r98SZ)

229 Will the attorney generals target the "emergency clown nose" next? or the rectal version, the "emergency brown nose"? Or possibly they will go after the unlicensed doctors playing "Operation"?

Posted by: losthusker at July 13, 2013 09:46 AM (ysAKg)

230 I bought a 42" plasma TV around 2004.  It's still the only one I've ever had.  Funny how when you prioritize things, you can afford stuff like, oh, utilities and insurance.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 13, 2013 09:46 AM (7Hfb+)

231 186. If the cuda!!! Runs in Alaska that should be 5

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 01:31 PM (0XV8C)

Her favorability numbers in that state crashed after she resigned.

Treadwell makes that race a race, or slightly lean R. Fundraising and pushing candidates, she's great at. Whipping up the base, the same. But I don't expect her to run. She knows her own numbers and would rather funnel $$$ into a candidate who would win.

Posted by: CAC at July 13, 2013 09:47 AM (S75DT)

232 @224 So true. Local TV has been running story on Pawn shop that would buy anything. Even when told the shit was stolen, they'd buy it. They had three stores. Cops did am undercover sting and the guys told them what they should steal to get the most money.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 09:47 AM (wR+pz)

233 Question for the Horde:  Tomorrow I'm going to a cookout for an Asian Business Owners group.  They're having a contest for the best dish someone brings, and I want to win.  Or at least not get everyone sick.  I love to cook and am about to go looking for a recipe but I figured I'd ask y'all first.  Any suggestions?

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 09:47 AM (/izg2)

234 Soon they will be free for the taking in select Best Buy communities.

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 01:44 PM (r98SZ)

 

 

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I've already placed my order with a buddy of mine from Sanford.

Posted by: Kathleen Sebelius at July 13, 2013 09:47 AM (oSsMU)

235 Are the pain meds shortening her remaining lifespan? Probably. It's worth it though. BINGO!

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 09:48 AM (jopHG)

236 Skank sock off

Posted by: Soona at July 13, 2013 09:49 AM (oSsMU)

237 Yeah pain sucks. Even just twisting your ankle can cause depression. Lying awake in bed at night with your leg throbbing. And that's nothing.

Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2013 09:49 AM (fsLdt)

238 @233 Grilled squid.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 09:49 AM (wR+pz)

239 I saw this article the other day, and of course I scanned the list to see if the MS AG was on the list. Sho nuff. Jim Hood, the last Dem in Dixie.
 
He is the only Dem in office from a state wide election in MS.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2013 09:50 AM (cHZB7)

240 Any suggestions? Kobe beef and arugala. Just like the preezy.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 09:50 AM (jopHG)

241 Lying awake in bed at night with your leg throbbing. And that's nothing. Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2013 01:49 PM (fsLdt) That is why God invented Valu Rite.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 13, 2013 09:50 AM (wR+pz)

242 Question for the Horde: Tomorrow I'm going to a cookout for an Asian Business Owners group. They're having a contest for the best dish someone brings, and I want to win. Or at least not get everyone sick. I love to cook and am about to go looking for a recipe but I figured I'd ask y'all first. Any suggestions?

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 01:47 PM (/izg2)

 

 

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Shicken flied lice.

Posted by: Capt. Wee Too Lo at July 13, 2013 09:52 AM (oSsMU)

243 Question for the Horde: Tomorrow I'm going to a cookout for an Asian Business Owners group. They're having a contest for the best dish someone brings, and I want to win. Or at least not get everyone sick. I love to cook and am about to go looking for a recipe but I figured I'd ask y'all first. Any suggestions?

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 01:47 PM (/izg2)

 

Some kind of raw disgusting seafood dish

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura highway at July 13, 2013 09:52 AM (/7Xis)

244 That is why God invented Valu Rite. So be nice to your liver now. Someday you made need it.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 09:52 AM (jopHG)

245 Bless the Nanny-State.

Posted by: georgeofthedesert at July 13, 2013 09:53 AM (Eq2MX)

246

Question for the Horde: Tomorrow I'm going to a cookout for an Asian Business Owners group. They're having a contest for the best dish someone brings, and I want to win. Or at least not get everyone sick. I love to cook and am about to go looking for a recipe but I figured I'd ask y'all first. Any suggestions?
Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 01:47 PM (/izg2)

 

 

Shitty Shrimp

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2013 09:55 AM (gJj7k)

247 That's what I'll never understand.  They were rationing pain meds for my father in law when he was in the final stages of his Pancreatic Cancer.  They said giving him too much could kill him.  This was a hospice care nurse.  Well, DUH.  He is days away from death anyway.  If he was in pain we gave him more morphine. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 13, 2013 09:55 AM (jucos)

248 Bwhahahaha.  I figured I'd get some good ideas 

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 09:56 AM (/izg2)

249 Posted by: Flatbush Joe at July 13, 2013 01:45 PM (ZPrif) Amen. Jesus Christ, these assholes have their heads on so backwards it's not even funny. I have to have a freaking Rx to buy Advil Cold & Sinus now. These batshit crazy shreaking psychotic poop flinging Liberal women can stroll on in and have their babies killed right up to 9 months, but I have to have a gawt damned rx to buy an OTC medication.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 13, 2013 09:57 AM (Pb0zF)

250 Help me Mr. Wizard

Posted by: blanker at July 13, 2013 09:58 AM (qQk+U)

251 209 I played doctor a few times as a kid with the neighbor girl. (who is still my FB friend 40 years later, yeah, I'm that good at doctoring) ...

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 01:35 PM (r98SZ)

Well, since the neighbor girl is apparently still alive, it's nice to see that you played the "Adam Bricker" version of doctor rather than the "Jack Kevorkian" version.

Posted by: Slappy at July 13, 2013 09:58 AM (LTbLf)

252

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 01:56 PM (/izg2)

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If you need me to fly you somewhere to get some fresh ingredients, let me know.

Posted by: Captain Some Ting Wong at July 13, 2013 09:58 AM (jucos)

253 223 -

I realize  it's possible  the dope has gone to your brain already, so your memory might not be what it should be, but the pot heads have already won that war. 

You have legal or decriminalized dope all over the country.  If it's not where you are, go  somewhere else.

And in 20 or so years, we'll be paying your medical bills, as your addled brain will be incapable of telling you the difference between a shite and a fart. 

Researchers are salivating at the opportunity to get NIH grants in the next couple decades, showing that OOPS!  Pot ain't so harmless after all...

Oh well,  enjoy  being a guinea pig. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2013 09:58 AM (BeSEI)

254 I bet those AGs, if they ever got chronic pain, would change their tune right away

Posted by: KG at July 13, 2013 09:59 AM (IPz9m)

255 They said giving him too much could kill him. Try keeping the rage in when it's "he could become addicted to it" True.Fucking.Story

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 09:59 AM (jopHG)

256 247 That's what I'll never understand. They were rationing pain meds for my father in law when he was in the final stages of his Pancreatic Cancer. They said giving him too much could kill him. This was a hospice care nurse. Well, DUH. He is days away from death anyway. If he was in pain we gave him more morphine. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 13, 2013 01:55 PM (jucos) They look at respiratory rate. The drugs suppress the respiratory center in your brain. They just don't want to lose their license and go to prison. Just tell the patient to breath faster when they are taking vitals.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 13, 2013 09:59 AM (cjFRv)

257 I like the ThinkGeek Tardis Throw Blanket -- makes your single bed feel like a California King on the inside. (tinyurl.com/qh6jvtg)

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at July 13, 2013 10:00 AM (6W8+8)

258

I bet those AGs, if they ever got chronic pain, would change their tune right away

 

Stupidity should be painful.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Double-Naught International Cat Speculator at July 13, 2013 10:00 AM (0HooB)

259

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 01:47 PM (/izg2)

Go to www.allrecipes.com or www.food.com and click on top 10 Asian recipes.

Posted by: RushBabe at July 13, 2013 10:00 AM (qkZxk)

260

Seriously, though...

I really like Grilled Baby Pok Choi with anything else off the grill.  

 Slice them in half, lengthwise and toss them with a dressing made of  Soy, Red Chili, Fresh Ginger, Honey/Brown Sugar, and a dash of Rice Wine Vinegar. 

 Then, grill them with the leaves/greens over a cold spot (or a folded piece of HD Foil).  It's easy to burn the greens, so prep a spot for them. 

Start cut side down and as soon as you get nice grill marks on the stalks, flip them over and hit them again with the marinade/dressing.

 

When you get them right, they are a real treat.   Just be careful not to char the leaves.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2013 10:00 AM (abdW5)

261 real constitutional governance and believe in the concept of consent of the governed, rather than join the FSA.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 13, 2013 01:29 PM (XdnQT)

 

I think having first hand experience at seeing a nation go to war over creeping socialism probably had an effect.

Posted by: Invictus at July 13, 2013 10:01 AM (OQpzc)

262 Some grated shallot goes a long way in that dressing, too.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2013 10:02 AM (abdW5)

263 >>> I love to cook and am about to go looking for a recipe but I figured I'd ask y'all first. Any suggestions? Got a dish that gets compliments regularly? Go with that.

Posted by: fluffy, foodie at July 13, 2013 10:02 AM (z9HTb)

264 I'll never get used to people in their 50's and 60's dressing like 18 yr olds. To each his own but......

Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2013 10:02 AM (fsLdt)

265 247 -

Some nurses have no business working in hospice.  The good ones would never say something like that. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2013 10:02 AM (BeSEI)

266 and I want to win. Or at least not get everyone sick. I love to cook and am about to go looking for a recipe but I figured I'd ask y'all first. Any suggestions?

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 01:47 PM (/izg2)

 

BBQ ribs.

Posted by: Invictus at July 13, 2013 10:03 AM (OQpzc)

267 "he could become addicted to it"

??? Seriously?  Some oblivion said that to a terminal patient?

If I was terminal, I'd have no problem cultivating a world class smack addiction.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 13, 2013 10:03 AM (/gHaE)

268 In pediatrics/neonatal ICU, it is common for the nurses to slip their patients extra. Nurses are required to check each other doses so it's always "the dose is X and I slipped a little extra." They can get away with it because the morphine/demerol is in vials that are shared and not individual doses. I heard of one case and it was a long time ago where some nurses got in trouble for it. The nurses are right there monitoring the patients and are more in tune to their needs than the docs who can't be there all the time.

Posted by: Shark Cracka! at July 13, 2013 10:04 AM (cjFRv)

269 Some nurses have no business working in hospice. The good ones would never say something like that. Lots of good nurses are getting pushed out because they've been there a long time and get paid more. Think of Diamond Gentawhatever, and cringe.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 10:04 AM (jopHG)

270 A snippet of what the judge may have to read to the jury: If a substantial majority of your number are in favor of a conviction, those of you who disagree should reconsider whether your doubt is a reasonable one since it appears to make no effective impression upon the minds of the others. On the other hand, if a majority or even a lesser number of you are in favor of an acquittal, the rest of you should ask yourselves again, and most thoughtfully, whether you should accept the weight and sufficiency of evidence which fails to convince your fellow jurors beyond a reasonable doubt. Remember at all times that no juror is expected to give up an honest belief he or she may have as to the weight or effect of the evidence; but, after full deliberation and consideration of the evidence in the case, it is your duty to agree upon a verdict if you can do so. You must also remember that if the evidence in the case fails to establish guilt beyond a reasonable doubt the Defendant should have your unanimous verdict of Not Guilty. You may be as leisurely in your deliberations as the occasion may require and should take all the time which you may feel is necessary. I will ask now that you retire once again and continue your deliberations with these additional comments in mind to be applied, of course, in conjunction with all of the other instructions I have previously given to you."

Posted by: UWP at July 13, 2013 10:05 AM (r98SZ)

271 Okay I'm late to this thread so if someone else posted this...sorry. But is Spencer's Gifts affiliated with Urban Outfitters?  Because they sell the same mugs.

Posted by: Deanna at July 13, 2013 10:05 AM (7biV5)

272 If I was terminal, I'd have no problem cultivating a world class smack addiction.

Posted by: Purp at July 13, 2013 02:03 PM (/gHaE)

 

If I was terminal, I'd shoot the fucker as a duty to mankind.

Posted by: Invictus at July 13, 2013 10:05 AM (OQpzc)

273 "he could become addicted to it" That's the problem with absolutism. You get absurdities like that. That's basically like saying "I'm an asshole and you should go fuck yourself."

Posted by: eleven at July 13, 2013 10:06 AM (fsLdt)

274 If you need me to fly you somewhere to get some fresh ingredients, let me know.

Posted by: Captain Some Ting Wong at July 13, 2013 01:58 PM (jucos)

 

 

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You no fly.  You numba 10 flya.  For  cook queshun.  No cook fish.  Cook fish, you muthafucka.

Posted by: Ho Lee Fuk at July 13, 2013 10:06 AM (oSsMU)

275 Back in the 80's, I got thrown out of a hotel because a convention of "Black Electrical Engineers" came to the hotel and didn't want whitey around. Really. Told that by the desk clerk. It was Michigan so I just shrugged it off.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 10:07 AM (jopHG)

276 One of the Hospice Nurses tasked to take care of my FIL had a break down one night about personal issues he had going on at home.  Here we all are preparing for our loved ones death and this guy turns out to be the neediest one in the condo.  It was surreal.  We requested he not return to us again.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 13, 2013 10:07 AM (jucos)

277 BBQ ribs.



Would love to, don't have time.  Or didn't plan properly, take your pick.  And thanks RushBabe, I usually have good luck finding stuff at allrecipies.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 10:07 AM (/izg2)

278 On Asiana, you no allowed cook on plane - plane cook you.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 13, 2013 10:08 AM (/gHaE)

279 247, same thing when my uncle was dying from system-wide metastatic cancer. 

//

I guess all the crime must be solved in the states that are worrying about, er, coffee mug jokes. Good to know. Will move to Cali right away!

"never let a crisis go to waste"


Posted by: PJ at July 13, 2013 10:08 AM (ZWaLo)

280

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 02:07 PM (/izg2)

 

Oranges.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 13, 2013 10:09 AM (abdW5)

281 Question for the Horde: Tomorrow I'm going to a cookout for an Asian Business Owners group. They're having a contest for the best dish someone brings, and I want to win. Or at least not get everyone sick. I love to cook and am about to go looking for a recipe but I figured I'd ask y'all first. Any suggestions?
Posted by: NC Ref

If you want to win, buy a takoyaki kit and make them on site. Get a variety of toppings like cilantro, roe, sriracha, etc.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 13, 2013 10:09 AM (xvZYu)

282 Mr Moo Moo, I will take a bet on who has the stupidest governor. I'm stuck with Jr. SCOAMT, Deval Patrick, same shit, same words, speeches, ran on hope and change and that bull. One was "yes we can" and the other was "together we can" I don't know which was TFG's and which was Patrick's. To paraphrase the late, great, Dean Barnett (Weekly Standard writer), one is tall and sleek, the other is short and doughy and often sounds like he's just inhaled helium. Dean wrote that in March 2008 before TFG was elected.

Posted by: CarolT at July 13, 2013 10:10 AM (z4WKX)

283 They need to go after Waffle House. "World's Greatest" chili, my ass!

Posted by: wooga at July 13, 2013 10:11 AM (jgnqm)

284 Michigan AG Bill Schuette signed it. that's Republican AG Bill Schuette. Good to know that the AG of a State which includes in her borders Detroit, Flint, and Saginaw has nothing better to do than join in the bullying of a successful business. Fucking statists everywhere around here.

Posted by: holygoat at July 13, 2013 10:12 AM (IGIFh)

285 We'll never be safe until we outlaw the pull-my-finger joke.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 13, 2013 10:12 AM (VlXYw)

286

Employee fired from FL state atty's office for ratting out their misconduct in Traytable case:

 

http://bit.ly/1bxKYHA

Posted by: RushBabe at July 13, 2013 10:12 AM (qkZxk)

287 282 -

You make an excellent point.  We have seen a proliferation of "world's greatest" this or that coming from multiple sources, and we  come to find out these things are not the worlds greatest. 

We must have laws!  For the children. 

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2013 10:13 AM (BeSEI)

288 Over at Drudge, Greenwald warns Snowden better not be harmed. He has more info to damage US in one minute than anyone has had before. Now I wonder what it is.

Posted by: CarolT at July 13, 2013 10:14 AM (z4WKX)

289 When you get them right, they are a real treat. Just be careful not to char the leaves.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2013 02:00 PM (abdW5)



Wow that sounds great, I'm gonna copy/paste that one for later.  I'll probably end up doing some sort of pad thai or other chicken/pasta dish that's pretty easy if not so impressive.  Or maybe some bulgogi, I love that stuff.  Gotta drop it off, go ref a game, then come back to the event, so if I do it right, there won't be any left for me.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 10:14 AM (/izg2)

290 Blue Bonnet margarine: "Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it"

FALSE ADVERTISING

I put Blue Bonnet on my carpets and it did not make them better, and it just made the tile in the kitchen slippery.

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 13, 2013 10:15 AM (/gHaE)

291 282. Sniff I wish Hawaii had a Waffle House Btw, best chili in the world is in Spain at a place called Texas jacks

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 10:15 AM (hXDld)

292 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 13, 2013 01:55 PM (jucos) Very similar situation with my late MIL. I didn't post it because I didn't think anyone would believe it. Terminal with a kind of cancer so rare none of the doctors had ever seen it. Less than a month to live. It got to her lungs and she had to be on oxygen constantly but she had gotten to the point where she was clawing at the tube. She was so dried out, I think it hurt her. Anyway, there she lays, nose bleeding, screaming out for air yet wildly pulling out her oxygen tube (and she was less than 90 lbs, so we were afraid to hold her arms too hard) and the hospice nurse said she wished she could give her more morphine, but it was too soon and she didn't want her getting addicted. OMG OMFG. This was 2 1/2 years ago, and I still shaking just thinking about it. I was in the midst of my vestibular neuritis, so I couldn't rise up and crush her throat with my bare hands, but she must have sensed a great disturbance in my force, because she eventually went ahead and gave her more shit. With God as my witness, between that and my BIL (Thor's older brother) a week later telling me to be very careful how I gave her the morphine because if she got too much and OD'd she die an unholy death, I thought I would have a stroke. I sometimes wonder if the Good Lord didn't give me that neuritis because He knew I'd have probably killed two people in less than 10 days if I had been able to walk.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 13, 2013 10:15 AM (Pb0zF)

293 Well, if anyone wants one of the mugs you can still buy it here.  It's Spencer's Gifts.  LOL
http://preview.tinyurl.com/o5xs2to

Posted by: Deanna at July 13, 2013 10:16 AM (7biV5)

294 Amazing but I think I've seen the cubs listed as the worlds greatest before

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 10:17 AM (hXDld)

295 284 We'll never be safe until we outlaw the pull-my-finger joke.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 13, 2013 02:12 PM (VlXYw)

ObamaCare solution to the pull-my-finger joke: (1) anal plug, and (2) finger amputation. If that "solution" isn't typical of a big government program implemented by the Left, then I don't know what is.

Posted by: Slappy at July 13, 2013 10:18 AM (LTbLf)

296 Really. So now a 12 year old girl can go to her neighborhood pharmacy and buy RU-486-or-whatever-the-hell-it-is without a prescription, but I'm not allowed to buy a coffee mug with a faux prescription printed on it because I might think its a real prescription and hurt myself. I do not recognize my country anymore.

Posted by: Uncle Fester at July 13, 2013 10:19 AM (3R0Zs)

297 Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 13, 2013 01:55 PM (jucos) I am a hospice nurse and will give any amount of med to help someone's loved one. Every family is different, some family may think you are trying to kill their loved one, others want to kill their loved ones, and everyone else in between. I certainly am not on board with euthanizing people, but you seem like a blockhead that you can't see the tightrope that we walk daily. PS Was the emotional nurse a nurse or a home health aid?

Posted by: Somenurse at July 13, 2013 10:20 AM (Tj05I)

298 Amazing but I think I've seen the cubs listed as the worlds greatest before

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 02:17 PM (hXDld)

 

 

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We're not laughing.

Posted by: Chicago School for the Retarded at July 13, 2013 10:20 AM (oSsMU)

299

Blue on blue.  There's an Urban Outfitters that I pass by quite frequently, and they've got a sign in their window bragging about how they offer a percentage of their sales to some cause or another - usually liberal outfits (I think right now its for victims of the Boston bombing, though I think the outfit usually mentioned is the Sierra Club).  I'm disappointed that a bunch of AG busybodies (including my own AG busybody who couldn't be bothered to defend Prop are threatening a legitimate business to stop selling this item, but I'm not going to go start patronizing them to show my solidarity with the retail chain.

 

Posted by: junior at July 13, 2013 10:21 AM (Quo7C)

300 I am a hospice nurse and will give any amount of med to help someone's loved one. That makes you a good nurse indeed. Just a question if I may. Is there anyone monitoring you? I only ask because I wonder if the same pressure put on doctors is being applied to hospice staff.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 10:23 AM (jopHG)

301 Would love to, don't have time. Or didn't plan properly, take your pick. And thanks RushBabe, I usually have good luck finding stuff at allrecipies.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 02:07 PM (/izg2)

 

You don't have to cook them. Just buy them from the  best bbq joint in town and lie.

Posted by: Invictus at July 13, 2013 10:23 AM (OQpzc)

302 What a bad way to die:

Brazilian man dies after cow falls through his roof on top of him

"The cow is believed to have escaped from a nearby farm and climbed onto the roof of the couple's house"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at July 13, 2013 10:24 AM (xvZYu)

303 what about crab cream cheese wontons with a nice sweet and spicy dipping sauce?

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 13, 2013 10:24 AM (8JJ6O)

304 I do not recognize my country anymore.

Posted by: Uncle Fester at July 13, 2013 02:19 PM (3R0Zs)

 

You might be in a country run by idiots if....

Posted by: Invictus at July 13, 2013 10:25 AM (OQpzc)

305 296. So what you're saying is you can legally off a family member? Want a ticket to Hawaii?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at July 13, 2013 10:25 AM (hXDld)

306 Hmmm...if you Google prescription coffee mug you get a whole lot of sites.  Sears even has them in their Close Out sales.
So why pick on Urban Outfitters? 

Posted by: Deanna at July 13, 2013 10:25 AM (7biV5)

307 panda express has great fried wontons......and their dipping sauce is awesome

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 13, 2013 10:25 AM (8JJ6O)

308 Posted by: Somenurse at July 13, 2013 02:20 PM (Tj05I) Somenurse, my Aunt Cindy is a hospice nurse, which I was why I was so shocked! This was an actual nurse; in all fairness, she said it in such a rote manner I wondered if she even realized she'd said it, but lord. I have always felt that the amount of morphine given in most hospices was a kind of de facto euthanasia anyway. I know it relaxes them so they can breathe better, but it also suppresses the breathing impulse or something, doesn't it? And I could care less, I just mean it was surprising to me that it was even an issue.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 13, 2013 10:25 AM (Pb0zF)

309 You don't have to cook them. Just buy them from the best bbq joint in town and lie.



Nice.  Now I've got a Plan B.

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 10:26 AM (/izg2)

310 280 Question for the Horde: Tomorrow I'm going to a cookout for an Asian Business Owners group. Go to the best Thai restaurant in the area and buy 4 quarts of red garlic chili sauce. At home cook 3 pounds chicken breast cubed;salt and pepper to taste, 2 pound frozen green asian vegetable medley (with sugar peas) from the local grocer, heat and stir in secret sauce. Pour Victory Slurry into fancy faux-Asian serving bowl from Big Lots. Optional: package firm tofu, cubed. profit!

Posted by: 13times at July 13, 2013 10:26 AM (fGPLK)

311 You can't go beyond the doctor's orders legally, however if the med does not achieve pain relief you call and get new orders.

Posted by: Somenurse at July 13, 2013 10:27 AM (Tj05I)

312 Morphine for the pain, meth to keep your vitals cruising along?

Posted by: Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at July 13, 2013 10:28 AM (/gHaE)

313 The nurse was not a good nurse, hospice is comfort and if it is not achieved then hospice is really pointless. Patients can pass from the side effects of obtaining pain relief.

Posted by: Somenurse at July 13, 2013 10:30 AM (Tj05I)

314  Morphine for the pain, meth to keep your vitals cruising along?

Posted by: Purp at July 13, 2013 02:28 PM (/gHaE)

 

 

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With meth, the farewell stiffy.

Posted by: Chicago School for the Retarded at July 13, 2013 10:31 AM (oSsMU)

315 Morphine for the pain, meth to keep your vitals cruising along? This is my home diy hospice plan. But first it's off to Vegas for a swimming poll full of blond hookers and kilo of blow.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 10:32 AM (jopHG)

316 Sock off...................again.

Posted by: Soona at July 13, 2013 10:32 AM (oSsMU)

317 Pool not poll. I hate me.

Posted by: The Hobo Wears Prada (This Can't be My Planet. Stop fooling around you guys) at July 13, 2013 10:33 AM (jopHG)

318

Somenurse..... the nurse was advertised as Hospice nurse.  Maybe having a bad week?  I don't know.  It was South FL so I am sure that they have difficulty getting good nurses. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at July 13, 2013 10:34 AM (jucos)

319 This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.

I say that every damn day, and you know what?  IT'S ALWAYS TRUE.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/b][/i][/u] at July 13, 2013 10:35 AM (CA2NO)

320 Posted by: Somenurse at July 13, 2013 02:27 PM (Tj05I) By the next week she was on home hospice, and they left boxes of meds. It was in a syringe kind of thing that I gave her orally. That and Ativan. I am pretty sure she was feeling no pain, but she struggled so to breathe.... fuck, I'm crying now. Anyway, my poor FIL was on one side of her bed wanting me to give her the morphine every other minute because he could not, and I mean he could NOT deal with seeing her suffer, but then my BIL was on the side, telling me to be careful, BE CAREFUL, is it TOO SOON? Because if she OD's, she won't go to Heaven! And my poor sweet giant of a husband is keeping his eyes fixated on me, because he can tell I am about to plunge the syringe right between his brother's eyes, neuritis or no neuritis.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 13, 2013 10:36 AM (Pb0zF)

321 You know what this country needs?  More dipshit activists in the justice department.

Serious, you guys, can we beat these people to within an inch of their lives with Nerf bats and call it a day?

Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2013 10:38 AM (G9Mmf)

322 Posted by: Somenurse at July 13, 2013 02:20 PM (Tj05I) First of all, bless you. That isn't an easy job and it takes a special kind of heart to do it. Hubby was the medical director of a Hospice and I was a chaplain at another. His was in a rural community, mine was in a city. He very much took to heart the palliative aspect of Hospice and this 'they might become addicted' concept wasn't tolerated. The nurses I worked with were more cautious and likely to go slowly when medicating. I think it is a reflection of the community. Of course, then we also had family members stealing patient's narcotics.

Posted by: Ragamuffin at July 13, 2013 10:38 AM (fzFF6)

323 Tammy, there you have it, those they can't let go and those that can. Most likely your mother in law was comatose if that helps at all.

Posted by: Somenurse at July 13, 2013 10:38 AM (Tj05I)

324 Ps a family can do anything they want once the nurse leaves the house.

Posted by: Somenurse at July 13, 2013 10:39 AM (Tj05I)

325 Ragamuffin, yep, some family members take more than the patient.

Posted by: Somenurse at July 13, 2013 10:40 AM (Tj05I)

326 Any nurse that talks about a dying patient becoming addicted is off their rocker.

Posted by: Somenurse at July 13, 2013 10:43 AM (Tj05I)

327 The entire letter is designed to be a threat and has the effect of being a threat. The action they complain of is perfectly legal.

"We invite you to pull these products from your shelves..."

=

"Be shame if something happened to this nice little business of yours..."

=

Extortion. Blackmail.

Each and every one of these Attorneys General has committed a serious felony.

Posted by: Fred Z at July 13, 2013 10:45 AM (y4ttx)

328 somenurse, she was pretty lucid right up until the last dose of Ativan and morphine I gave her, at which point her eyes rolled back in her head and she went limp. My FIL and BIL, God bless 'em, were so relieved that she was finally able to relax. And I thought, relaxed hell, she's dead, she just ain't quit breathing yet, but of course I didn't say that, I just sent them to bed. She stopped breathing about three hours later, and then we had all the fun of sitting there with her dead body staring up at us, waiting for them to come get her. Which you would think would be the worst part, but of course the actual worst part is when they come and put her in the body bag. That's my only complain about home hospice. It's awful sitting there like that, then watching them schlep the corpse around. His own mama was the first dead person Thor had ever seen outside a funeral, and he'd never seen anyone die before, either. My God, I am sorry to subject y'all to this, but it feels good to get it out. Hopefully there's a new thread now and no one will even see my meltdown.

Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 13, 2013 10:50 AM (Pb0zF)

329 Alien abduction thread up. And that's hardly a meltdown.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at July 13, 2013 10:56 AM (ial2b)

330 Posted by: Tammy sans Thor at July 13, 2013 02:50 PM (Pb0zF) God Will Bless you Tammy for taking care of her. Carol I don't think you had a meltdown, you just wrote about it.

Posted by: CarolT at July 13, 2013 11:04 AM (z4WKX)

331 This is stupid and insane.  Also a dangerous precedent.

What next?  The State AGs publishing an open letter to professional comedians to refrain from making drug reference jokes in their acts?

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BTW, was there a counter email by conservative AGs asking them to ignore this nonsense request?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 13, 2013 11:14 AM (UOjzE)

332 Some families can handle better than others. Some patients fight the meds and they never help them. Death is not like the movies every death, like every person is different, can't blame the nurse. I always tell the families patience is your last lesson.

Posted by: Some nurse at July 13, 2013 11:22 AM (Tj05I)

333

Posted by: NC Ref at July 13, 2013 02:14 PM (/izg2)


What we call "Gui Chicken Wings"


Mix together one jar of apricot preserves, one packet of onion soup mix, one bottle of Russian dressing. Dump on chicken wings. Bake at 350 for about an hour, or bake without sauce until almost done, then dump it on for the remainder of the time.

Posted by: PJ at July 13, 2013 11:38 AM (ZWaLo)

334 Earning the "Florida" tag again...  sigh...

Posted by: captslaq at July 13, 2013 11:44 AM (FOKIG)

335 My AG was. Here is the letter I just emailed him- Dear Attorney General Bill Schuette, It has recently come to my attention that you have signed your name to a letter whereby several government entities harass a local clothing store (Urban Outfitters) because you think that free and sovereign citizens will be 'tricked' into thinking that some of their products are honestly prescription medicine. I have gone through the Michigan and United States Constitution looking for passage which gives your office the power to attack businesses because you don't find their jokes funny, and I don't find it in there. The American people are smart enough to get the joke- and it's not your place to make sure they do regardless. Surely there are legitimate and valid affairs that your office could be involved in rather than issues like this. In America, businesses and people are free and have a right to engage in commerce. Several times you have quoted Reagan by saying 'government is best which governs least'- please follow that advice and stay out of business like this in the future. Thank you for your time.

Posted by: A Conservative Teacher at July 13, 2013 01:31 PM (idosS)

336 If you went through their gift line you probably saw a ton of different containers making a joke out of drinking, getting drunk, and alcoholism. I imagine more DUIs get prosecuted in any given period than misusing prescription drugs.

Posted by: TOF at July 13, 2013 01:40 PM (PV2IU)

337 330 - What next? The State AGs publishing an open letter to professional comedians to refrain from making drug reference jokes in their acts? You had to go and give them the idea, didn't you.

Posted by: Uncle Fester at July 13, 2013 01:55 PM (M3APu)

338 "Brazilian man dies after cow falls through his roof on top of hi"

Cownado!!

Posted by: PJ at July 13, 2013 03:04 PM (ZWaLo)

339 testes, testes, 1... 2... 3.... This is just a testes...

Posted by: TROLL TESTES at July 13, 2013 03:39 PM (n3nPB)

340 God I hate my state so much.

And I apologize in advance. I had said that I hoped they'd take O'Masshole away, and now I guess he's in the running to replace Big Sister? So... sorry!


Posted by: Karusky at July 13, 2013 05:14 PM (bM5TF)

341 I hope this Hayne guy frames the first page of the letter and hangs it on his wall, then writes across the frame glass with a permanent marker in large letters, "IDIOTS".

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at July 13, 2013 05:36 PM (9+PGS)

342 If the New York AG has time to stop bad jokes, why are Spitzer and Wiener still running for office? 

Posted by: MarkD at July 14, 2013 12:22 PM (06gsL)

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