November 30, 2013
— Open Blogger Welcome back to the easy, breezy Saturday car thread.
It is my hope that each of you had a wonderful Thanksgiving, full of love, laughter, and pie. And, with Thanksgiving now behind us, it's time to focus on the rape of our culture and the mass consumerism that has destroyed our country.
Ooops! Sorry! I blacked out for a moment while recalling the faux-rage of a thousand dirty hippies as they took to twitter to grieve for our lost souls.
In tribute to them, and to honor the greatest poverty-destroying system in the world, I present a thread dedicated to greed. Sorry. I slipped again. Did I say "greed"? I meant to say "giving".
A few gift suggestions for the car lovers among us.
For the heavy-footed:
A radar detector. These, however, are not your run of the mill detectors, or... at these prices... they'd better not be.
For the guy who doesn't mind a few ants in his car:
A bacon-scented air freshener. This scent is available in spray form, but I recommend this version instead. The next time a hobo approaches your car, insisting on washing your windows, just point at it and tell him that the last fella who tried that is now hanging from your rear-view mirror.
For the littlest capitalists:
Hey Dionne, check out the totally lumped-out Jeep daddy bought me!

For the lady who loves the bling:
Not your average key ring and guaranteed to make your lady ask "You spent how much on this thing?!"
Because tools deserve love too:
You can't store them in just any old box. They deserve a showcase of their own.
Your garage is your castle:
And, as such, why not make it look its very best? Car art.
A stocking stuffer:
A nice, little gadget with lots of great reviews.
For the speed demon:
Learn to drive like the pros at Skip Barber Racing School. If stock car racing is more your speed, there's The King.

To care for your baby:
You can't just run it through the local car wash. I mean, sure, you can, but it'll run you $30 and they won't do half as good a job as you will. It will be easy with the proper tools.
Now, the weekly cruisin' tunes:
And, finally, this thread brought to you by selling tires, the Pirelli way:
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Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at November 30, 2013 10:40 AM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: --- at November 30, 2013 10:42 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 30, 2013 10:46 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2013 10:48 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2013 10:49 AM (UAMVq)
Hate this time of year in that there's no driving the Toy.
Garrett, you get to drive your Ford this year?
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2013 10:51 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 10:51 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2013 10:54 AM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 10:56 AM (DmNpO)
After struggling to remove 3 of the 5 bolts off of the back, he finally did what I told him to do and took the 3 bolts holding it to the block. It's a lot easier to get to those 3 bolts than it is to get the 5 bolts off of the back.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2013 11:01 AM (yh0zB)
Posted by: The Commenting Software at November 30, 2013 11:02 AM (kkbgQ)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 11:05 AM (ZPrif)
I wanted to be, but have never been able to get really wrapped up in any of the car-themed teevee shows. Might be because of my own fading connections with the car biz, or it could just be that there's a substantial quantity of phonus-bolonus manufactured drama and dumb-shittedness on those shows. They're like HGTV on wheels.
That said, I always enjoy watching the big, loudmouth doofus on "American Pickers" when he goes all expert-like while looking at cars. If he's as clueless about other kinds of stuff, it's only History Channel's money that's keeping him in business....
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 11:05 AM (kaGpp)
You can get seriously screwed taking advice from way too many forums. Haven't had much luck referring to most.
One of the nastiest jobs ever was removing the heater core from a Jaguar XJ6. I think they build the flippin car around the dashboard.
I'll shoot the next fucker who asks me to do THAT again.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2013 11:05 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 11:07 AM (Qd/25)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 30, 2013 11:08 AM (UAMVq)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 30, 2013 11:09 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 11:10 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2013 11:10 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 11:11 AM (LM6ky)
Posted by: rickl at November 30, 2013 11:11 AM (sdi6R)
Dude, they have a long, long way to go if they want to make a comeback. Not that it can't be done, but they will have to throw away a lot of their current rules and micromanagement.
What really put them on the map were 'shine, cheatin' and good old door-bangin' drama. Though they hint otherwise, they don't really want that stuff getting in the way of The Show.
Smokey Yunick, Junior Johnson, Fireball, Dale Sr. and Curtis Turner would revive the sport instantly. If they were around, some of today's whiners, talented as they are, would get a bad case of the vapors.
Oh, and bring back REAL[/i} stock-based racecars, too. I got to drive a NASCAR '61 Chevy once...scared the pee out of me, but damn! did a bunch of those beasts look great on the track!
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 11:13 AM (kaGpp)
Garrett, you get to drive your Ford this year?
Yeah. I put a few miles on the old girl.
Tough year, though. Water Pump, Power Steering Pump, and a bit of body damage (fortunately, over some old repairs that needed seeing to).
Just got it back from my body guy a couple weeks ago.
She looks good as ever...just, sitting there in the cold garage.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2013 11:13 AM (6skVv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 11:14 AM (Qd/25)
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 11:15 AM (kaGpp)
I had to drop the engine and transmission to replace the water pump.
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 30, 2013 03:09 PM (MhA4j)
I had a 79 Fiesta, it went almost 400K before my ex wife's second husband didn't put oil in it. It would use exactly 1 quart between oil changes, he didn't change the oil and didn't check it either. I would always break 1 plug (#4 IIRC) whenever I changed the spark plugs. It was a great little car.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2013 11:17 AM (yh0zB)
Any plans for the cars this winter, Irongramps?
I'm thinking about going through the top end of the 390...if the funds are there.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2013 11:18 AM (pJo5f)
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at November 30, 2013 11:18 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2013 11:19 AM (pJo5f)
Yay! Good luck, India!
Posted by: Anachronda at November 30, 2013 11:19 AM (U82Km)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 11:20 AM (Qd/25)
I'm enough of a traditionalist to only like old cars that have been redone to factory spec. They require much more tinkering to keep them straight, but THAT is a good share of the fun of ownership, imho.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2013 11:21 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Mama AJ at November 30, 2013 11:21 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 11:22 AM (N/cFh)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 30, 2013 11:23 AM (MhA4j)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 03:22 PM (N/cFh)
Warped brake rotors.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2013 11:23 AM (yh0zB)
We've cleaned and cleaned, but I guess the smell is in the padding under the carpet.
I don't know if we should try to get to the padding ourselves or just have someone do it.
Thoughts?
Pie? Wait, what?
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 30, 2013 11:24 AM (8ZskC)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2013 11:24 AM (yh0zB)
Good news everyone!
The Truth About Cars - Gone In 10 Seconds: Truck Tailgate Thefts Soar
http://tinyurl.com/nddrr76
Apparently that "voter quite reachable by Republicans" is getting a little sticky fingered once again.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 30, 2013 11:25 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2013 03:21 PM
Damn straight!
When I see a hot rod based on a car from the '30s, I wanna see a flathead under the hood, drum brakes and three-on-the-floor.
If it's from the '50s I'll accept a 265 Chevy. Or, just maybe, a 283.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 11:25 AM (kaGpp)
65 Westy.
I restored it when I was in college. My ex girlfriend, her mom and dad have been the caretakers for the past 15 years or so. They've continued to improve her over the years.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2013 11:25 AM (pJo5f)
Nothing on my vehicles, one of the guys mentioned that there's a 413 Mopar needs freshening, though.
I just replaced the exhaust manifolds on the Ramcharger, having deleted the AIR pump and plumbing. That opened up stuff pretty good.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2013 11:26 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at November 30, 2013 11:26 AM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 11:26 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: shredded chi at November 30, 2013 11:26 AM (ufy6O)
If it's from the '50s I'll accept a 265 Chevy. Or, just maybe, a 283.
Not in a Ford, I won't. Fuckin' Brand X bullshit.
Posted by: garrett at November 30, 2013 11:27 AM (pJo5f)
Commercial version of the first ("original") BMC Mini. Based on the Traveler version, minus exterior wood and rear windows.
Very, very cool piece.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 11:28 AM (kaGpp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 11:29 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 11:30 AM (Qd/25)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 11:32 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 03:22 PM (N/cFh)
Warped brake rotors.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 30, 2013 03:23 PM (yh0zB)
That'll do it, for sure, but don't overlook a front tire with a belt separation. Drive slowly ahead in a parking lot with your hands off the wheel, and if you see the steering wheel do a little twitch with every revolution of the wheels, that could indicate a belt separation. Such a tire should be replaced; it will only get worse, until it fails at the worst possible time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2013 11:32 AM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: Havedash at November 30, 2013 11:32 AM (ToMJU)
Dude.
Tell me you're gonna put a Y-block in a hot rod. It'll weigh more than the rest of the car....
BTW: Years ago, I was friends with racecar-preparer, desert racer and all-around neat guy Bill Stroppe. He told me about a '60 Ford Falcon he was hired to hop up (by FoMoCo) for one of the Ford family. Out came the 170 inline-six, in went a Y-block and a 2-speed Fordomatic. Needed much heavier front springs, to say the least! Even so, he told me it was pretty awful on twisty roads.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 11:32 AM (kaGpp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 11:34 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 11:35 AM (Qd/25)
In a sense, I cheated by even replying. I have had the hots for any and all BMC Minis since they first came out. By choice, it's be a Cooper S 1275, but any would do. Including the nifty cargo box.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 11:37 AM (kaGpp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 03:35 PM (Qd/25)
Are we still talking about the Pirelli tire model or a car?
Posted by: Havedash at November 30, 2013 11:38 AM (ToMJU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 11:39 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 03:26 PM (aDwsi)
That's an Austin Mini panel. late '60's maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2013 11:40 AM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 11:41 AM (Qd/25)
When I was working, it was standard procedure to do a runout check even on new out of the box rotors. Surprising how many are warped from the getgo.
Other steps include thoroughly cleaning the axle hub to remove dirt and rust. The rotor and hub mating surface MUST be clean and parallel, or you will install a brake pulsation.
Final step, wheel nuts tightened in sequence to the ptoper torque. This is best done with a torque limiting socket--one of them special tools.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2013 11:41 AM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 11:42 AM (aDwsi)
Well, yeah, I am older than most of the rocks you see up in the mountains....
But IIRC, NASCAR didn't instantly catch on to Smokey's li'l Chevelle. Seems to me it was entered at one race (Daytona, I think), went through tech (no templates or lasers then) and at least one practice seesion where it was fast enough that NASCAR wanted a second look. And told Smokey to please take it home (minus the please).
I've seen the actual car; it still exists. You have to park it right next to another Chevelle to see that every piece of exterior sheet metal was fabricated in smaller scale.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 11:44 AM (kaGpp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 11:48 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 03:42 PM (aDwsi)
That's OK, too slow on the draw. But I have a little panel that's even cuter, if possible: http://s210.photobucket.com/user/gordintrochu/media/Baby_bathed.jpg.html?sort=3&o=21
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2013 11:51 AM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 11:52 AM (N/cFh)
I made all the 316 Stainless Steel trim.
We made templates while the car was torn down and took thousands of datum points with a Co-ordinate Measuring Machine
Hand ground profile cutters. Machined it all out of stainless billet
Hand polished to a mirror finish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJSQTwZ8J1A Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 30, 2013 03:23 PM
Damn that's a sweet looking 51 Merc
Just think of the wonderful things 3-D printing can do for car customizers and restorers in the future
Need a taillight for a 54 Caddy? No problem, just print it up from old specs
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 11:53 AM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2013 11:54 AM (8Fl6F)
The Pirelli model becomes the nasty man-faced America hater that is the current Mrs Tom Brady
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 11:55 AM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at November 30, 2013 11:57 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2013 11:58 AM (8Fl6F)
Mercedes SLK concept car, elbows, and silver stompy boots
http://tinyurl.com/qjbxxfd
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 11:59 AM (aTXUx)
Gingy, what you just described sounds like a bad CV joint.
Probably an inner. A good inspection by the tech should confirm.
If this is so, then I'd suggest replacing the whole shaft with a remanufactured one. A better long term fix.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2013 12:04 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 30, 2013 12:05 PM (vL0Nv)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 30, 2013 12:05 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: PaleRider at November 30, 2013 12:06 PM (vL0Nv)
Again, drive in a parking lot, but cut tight "S" bends. The clunking should get louder when the affected wheel is on the outside of the bend.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2013 12:10 PM (8Fl6F)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 12:11 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 30, 2013 12:13 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2013 12:14 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2013 04:10 PM
If it's not a warped rotor, I'd check to see that the nut holding the outer wheel bearing is tight. If that's loose, the wheel could wobble like crazy.
But hey, it a Mitsubishi. I know nothing about those Japanese rides.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 12:15 PM (kaGpp)
That works like a charm to find a bad OUTER joint. Not so much the inners, though. Best bet there is on a lift and a physical check, holding the shaft and trying to see if there's movement--slop--in the joint.
Last and best, of course is disassembly if applicable, and inspecting the joint.
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2013 12:15 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 12:18 PM (N/cFh)
Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2013 04:15 PM (SAMxH)
Agreed. Just trying to suggest some zero-cost things she can try before putting it in the hands of a mechanic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 30, 2013 12:19 PM (8Fl6F)
If you're gonna be that way, why not just download a new car?
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 12:19 PM (kaGpp)
Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 12:21 PM (LM6ky)
Posted by: Dept. Of Acuracy at November 30, 2013 12:23 PM (MhA4j)
Posted by: bill sometimes bill from canada at November 30, 2013 12:25 PM (X1kvz)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 12:25 PM (N/cFh)
I suppose there's an app for car-fixing, but I'd rather trust a knockoff shop manual like the kind I used to buy for my cars. They showed just enough to get you in trouble.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 12:32 PM (kaGpp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2013 12:33 PM (Qd/25)
If I were Gingy, I'd check my car insurance and contemplate a fire. Not that I've ever done that. Of course.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 12:37 PM (kaGpp)
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at November 30, 2013 12:38 PM (N/cFh)
I wasn't exactly bad-rapping your ride, Gingy. Being a Mitsubishi, it could be either a nice piece or a real Zero.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2013 12:41 PM (kaGpp)
Posted by: bill sometimes bill from canada at November 30, 2013 12:47 PM (X1kvz)
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Posted by: soothsayer is connectin the dots at November 30, 2013 10:37 AM (LM6ky)