March 30, 2013

Saturday Morning Proper Mockery of Idiots
— Dave in Texas

I've often mentioned it's a waste of time to argue with leftists. I think ace's expression for this is "you can't reason a person out of a position that they weren't reasoned into in the first place." Something like that, I still don't get the dental plan here so I don't get to sit in on the meetings.

That said, here's Greg Gutfeld doing the proper thing to Jim Carrey and Jason Biggs. Mockery and insults.

"Washed up comics have the right to suck." is pretty good, but the better line is "That's why Charlton Heston has a brighter future in films than Jim Carrey."


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1 Jim  Carrey is a victim of evil Fox News which bared its fangs and gnashed its teeth or something.

Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2013 06:33 AM (bAGA/)

2 I like how they reminded Jim he is Canadian.

Posted by: scif at March 30, 2013 06:34 AM (TqLxU)

3 Much as I respect Mr. Gutfeld sacred honor compels me to remind him that while Charlton heston may have marches with Dr. King and has an Oscar Jim "not as funny as drew at my best" Kerry's right ass cheek sings Day-o.....


Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 30, 2013 06:34 AM (LRFds)

4 My kitteh just taught me how to navigate ACE properly: he jumped on my keyboard and held down the "PgDn" button. Kittehs smarter than his human...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 30, 2013 06:36 AM (rDDPm)

5 There are meetings about the output on this site? That's...scary.

Posted by: Seedy Effigy at March 30, 2013 06:37 AM (nEDGE)

6 Jim Carrey's greatest claim to fame is Dumb and Dumber and that pretty much says it all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 06:38 AM (9Bj8R)

7 I watched that live yesterday and it was a thing of beauty.

Greg has apparently gotten under Carrey's thin skin. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2013 06:39 AM (lVPtV)

8 Jim Carrey's greatest claim to fame is Dumb and Dumber and that pretty much says it all Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 10:38 AM


He played a dual role in that, didn't he?

Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2013 06:40 AM (bAGA/)

9

"Saturday Morning Proper Mockery of Idiots "

And by "idiots", do you mean "anyone who buys into Mark Kelly's mouthspewage about his attempt to do something stupid" ?

Heh.

Posted by: Kitty Frontage formerly known as Jess1 at March 30, 2013 06:42 AM (lbiWb)

10 "That's why Charlton Heston has a brighter future in films than Jim Carrey." Burn. Even dried ice won't fix that burn.

Posted by: qualia at March 30, 2013 06:42 AM (XYSwB)

11 Dana Perino asked, "Who is Jason Biggs?" 

Andrea Tantaro answered, "He stuck his weiner in a pie."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2013 06:43 AM (lVPtV)

12 Is Jimmy responding to Gutfeld? And Biggs show on MSNBC blows.

Posted by: RWC at March 30, 2013 06:45 AM (sqp6o)

13 Duning Kruger effect, really. You can mock these idjits with ease and smack them upside the head with the facts 9 ways to Sunday. The problem is, a very large portion of the country, thanks to the MFM and the schools, believe that Carrey and Biggs are absolutely right and righteous, whilst we are completely and utterly evil (wrong being much too nice a word for us). Unless and until we get back the tools and techniques of influence in our rotting society and culture, Gutfeld's broadsides will fall upon deaf ears and closed minds.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2013 06:46 AM (tqLft)

14 Good morning, hosers

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 30, 2013 06:46 AM (8sCoq)

15 14 Posted by: Jones in CO at March 30, 2013 10:46 AM (8sCoq) Buenos dias from José and Hose B.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2013 06:48 AM (tqLft)

16 It takes a lot of talent to shove your penis into a pie. I've never been able to pull it off.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 30, 2013 06:48 AM (jucos)

17 12 Is Jimmy responding to Gutfeld? And Biggs show on MSNBC blows.

Posted by: RWC at March 30, 2013 10:45 AM (sqp6o




He went off on a rant against "Fux News" as he called it.  I think it was over at Breitbart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2013 06:48 AM (lVPtV)

18 What is a hoser? It's a term you hear all the time. I suspect it's generally negative. Is it like a wanker or a diddler?

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 06:48 AM (I2LwF)

19 There are meetings about the output on this site? That's...scary. Posted by: Seedy Effigy at March 30, 2013 10:37 AM (nEDGE) Like a Quentin Tarantino brain storming session. Let's put a big tooth on a bobbling spring on top of the carriage. Let's put Jamie Foxx in a pimped out, clownish, jester, child prince outfit and make him a badass.

Posted by: qualia at March 30, 2013 06:49 AM (XYSwB)

20 17 Ms. Doh,

yeah with biting (t)wit like that he's last about an hour here...

fucking retards.

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 30, 2013 06:49 AM (LRFds)

21 16 It takes a lot of talent to shove your penis into a pie. I've never been able to pull it off. Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 30, 2013 10:48 AM (jucos) Biggs has no penis, so it must have been a tremendous challenge. I supposed Stanislavski had a technique for this kind of acting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2013 06:49 AM (tqLft)

22 >What is a hoser? It's a term you hear all the time. I suspect it's generally negative. Is it like a wanker or a diddler? beats me- ask Bob or Doug MacKenzie

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 30, 2013 06:50 AM (8sCoq)

23
He went off on a rant against "Fux News" as he called it. I think it was over at Breitbart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2013 10:48 AM (lVPtV)


I read it. It was incoherent and juvenile, but then I expected no better. Really, if this is what he has to sustain what's left of his career, he is hosed.

Posted by: tcn at March 30, 2013 06:50 AM (VLG62)

24 Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 10:48 AM (I2LwF) I think it's Canadian.

Posted by: Elizabethe at March 30, 2013 06:51 AM (GLs1p)

25 16 It takes a lot of talent to shove your penis into a pie. I've never been able to pull it off. And he hasn't done dick since.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 30, 2013 06:51 AM (rDDPm)

26 Biggs has no penis, so it must have been a tremendous challenge. I supposed Stanislavski had a technique for this kind of acting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2013 10:49 AM (tqLft)


No, he has one. It takes a microscope to see, but he has one. Those little shriveled up balls on the other hand.....

Posted by: tcn at March 30, 2013 06:51 AM (VLG62)

27 Jones in CO great minds. Great minds.

Posted by: Elizabethe at March 30, 2013 06:52 AM (GLs1p)

28 Really- what is Jason Biggs' claim to fame, other than those detestable (except the part where Shannon Elizabeth pops out her jumblies) American Pie movies?

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 30, 2013 06:52 AM (8sCoq)

29 Jim Carrey is one of those who turned a mental condition into a career. That gets old quick even for the slack jawed mouth breathers on the left.

Posted by: Ook? at March 30, 2013 06:52 AM (OQpzc)

30 >He went off on a rant against "Fux News" as he called it. Wow. Edgy.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 30, 2013 06:52 AM (8sCoq)

31 We need this mockery, on this scale, of the JEF. He can't stand it. And, it always pull the faux mask off, and shows his pure evil. We need to keep pulling his mask off. Over and over.

Posted by: qualia at March 30, 2013 06:53 AM (XYSwB)

32 I never saw the American Pie movies. The trailers put me off considerably. How many juvenile sex jokes....


Oh, wait. That was the ONT.

Posted by: tcn at March 30, 2013 06:53 AM (VLG62)

33 Considering that Warner Bros. has release 5 turds in a row, I would think that the execs at the studio would tell this genius to keep his mouth shut lest their film that he is in completely tanks... at it apparently is doing ("Incredible Burt Wonderstone").

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2013 06:53 AM (tqLft)

34 Posted by: Jones in CO at March 30, 2013 10:52 AM (8sCoq) Nothing, that's it. Then he tried to get some street cred by turning his no talent into a platform to parrot the left wing talking points.

Posted by: Elizabethe at March 30, 2013 06:54 AM (GLs1p)

35 But Gutfeld is right- these assholes pick safe targets. To me, that's the definition of cowardice: shooting at something you're sure won't shoot back.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 30, 2013 06:55 AM (8sCoq)

36 5 There are meetings about the output on this site? That's...scary.

Posted by: Seedy Effigy at March 30, 2013 10:37 AM (nEDGE)

 

********

 

Apparently held at a dentist's office. Hmmmm.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 30, 2013 06:55 AM (pxDth)

37 Well, I've got to finish getting the house ready for guests tomorrow.

Ya'll have fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 30, 2013 06:56 AM (lVPtV)

38 To me, that's the definition of cowardice: shooting at something you're sure won't shoot back.

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 30, 2013 10:55 AM (8sCoq)

 

*******

 

I'll have to keep that in mind next time I'm out target shooting.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 30, 2013 06:56 AM (pxDth)

39 btw, that ONT quote, attributed under Austin Powers nic, is really Dr. Evil.

Posted by: luigi vercotti at March 30, 2013 06:56 AM (Jsiw/)

40 Ha. So he wants to sue Fox, but doesn't want to give them the publicity. Sure Jimmy. Sure.

Posted by: RWC at March 30, 2013 06:57 AM (sqp6o)

41 Re Jason Biggs: he'll be running for office next.

Posted by: Elizabethe at March 30, 2013 06:57 AM (GLs1p)

42 Jim Carey is not worth a shit.  And Biggs is juvenile. Why in the world would anyone pay to watch one of their movies?  I will not watch them for free on the TV.

Posted by: Vic at March 30, 2013 06:58 AM (53z96)

43 We need to keep pulling his mask off.

ISWYDT

Let's be honest, though.  Carrey did do some funny stuff.  I'm not going to pretend otherwise just because he's an obnoxious lefty.

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2013 06:58 AM (6TB1Z)

44 We can talk about it all we like, and we will be right about these idiots. That being said, The low information crowd hold these dopes in high regard. JJ is right. The culture is too far gone to truly appreciate how idiotic these guys are.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 30, 2013 06:59 AM (jucos)

45 Kitty, my humble opinion, different from ace's is that it took him two weeks to come up with a plausible excuse. I don't buy it for the same reason I never bought the arguments from climate change charlatans... they are who they are and they merely shift language to hide their intentions.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at March 30, 2013 06:59 AM (pUqSw)

46 Posted by: pep at March 30, 2013 10:58 AM (6TB1Z) I think liar liar was pretty good. Never could watch those ace Ventura ones.

Posted by: Elizabethe at March 30, 2013 06:59 AM (GLs1p)

47 BTW, Biggs is still voicing the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon on Nick. Michelle Malkin tried to get a boycott going because Biggs tweeted vulgar and explicit sexual comments about the wives of the Republican candidates at the top of the ticket. No Easter toyos from TMNT for the kids in my family.

Posted by: vivi at March 30, 2013 06:59 AM (m2oDh)

48 What was the last 'edgy' thing Maddow's more feminine twin tweeted? Anyone remember? I think it was during the election.

Posted by: RWC at March 30, 2013 07:00 AM (sqp6o)

49 Writer #1: So who should we make fun of this week?

Writer #2: Well it is Easter tomorrow.  Let's make fun of Christians!

Writer #3: Ooo yea, edgy!  That's a good one!

Writer #4: And then we can have a skit where we make fun of the new Pope!  Right before Easter!

Writer #3: That's a good one!  That's never been thought of before!

Writer #5: Then we can make some more jokes about Republicans!  And Sarah Palin!

Writer #6: I don't know, maybe we're pushing the envelope a little bit *too* far here.

Writer #5: Come on, that's what we do - we're artists!  We challenge social assumptions and make people think deeply about humanity!  That's why, after we make some Sarah Palin jokes, we should mock gun owners!

Posted by: SNL Brainstorming Meeting at March 30, 2013 07:00 AM (BBWjt)

50 I think liar liar was pretty good.

Never could watch those ace Ventura ones.

I think they're mildly amusing.  The Mask is one of my favorite movies. 

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2013 07:01 AM (6TB1Z)

51 Biggs has no penis, so it must have been a
tremendous challenge. I supposed Stanislavski had a technique for this
kind of acting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 30, 2013 10:49 AM (tqLft)


Mayor: Is this true?

Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true.
[pause]
Dr. Peter Venkman: This man has no dick.

Posted by: Bill Bennett at March 30, 2013 07:01 AM (e8kgV)

52 I've always said the left is full of Don Quixote's--every single one of their "causes of the day" involves "raging against the machine" that has been unplugged and the motor removed first. 

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 30, 2013 07:01 AM (VjL9S)

53 Childish shit about Romney/Ryan wives.

Posted by: RWC at March 30, 2013 07:02 AM (sqp6o)

54 41 Re Jason Biggs: he'll be running for office next.

Posted by: Elizabethe at March 30, 2013 10:57 AM (GLs1p)


Over my dead puffy face!

Posted by: Ashley Judd, Senatrix Wanna-Be at March 30, 2013 07:02 AM (BBWjt)

55 Let's be honest, though. Carrey did do some funny stuff. I'm not going to pretend otherwise just because he's an obnoxious lefty. Posted by: pep at March 30, 2013 10:58 AM (6TB1Z) I liked the first Pet Detective. Because... animals.

Posted by: qualia at March 30, 2013 07:03 AM (XYSwB)

56 This month, I spoke at an event commemorating the 40th anniversary of the Watergate scandal with some of its survivors at the National Press Club. While much of the discussion looked back at the historic clash with President Nixon, I was struck by a different question: Who actually won? From unilateral military actions to warrantless surveillance that were key parts of the basis for NixonÂ’s impending impeachment, the painful fact is that Barack Obama is the president that Nixon always wanted to be.

Posted by: Jonathan Turley at March 30, 2013 07:03 AM (e8kgV)

57 43 Pep, Did he REALLY? Look the darker angels in my noggin laugh at the drunk or democrat who falls up six flights of stairs but as someone upthread said Jimmy basically weaponized his anti personality social disorder into millions... Savvy? Sure Funy? Not if you look under the hood

Posted by: sven10077 at March 30, 2013 07:04 AM (6c/Oh)

58 Gutfeld should make the keynote speech at the convention in 2016.

Posted by: zsasz at March 30, 2013 07:05 AM (MMC8r)

59 Here's another great mockery. Iowahawk's side by side comparison of Toure vs Dr. Ben Carson. http://tinyurl.com/ccabuue BTW. My auto correct wanted to change Toure to Tourette . LOL

Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2013 07:05 AM (M/TDA)

60 Jim, your balls are showing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 30, 2013 07:06 AM (+z4pE)

61 @59
I wanted to append the old Bogart quote to his last comparison, the one in which Carson doesn't think about Toure at all. 

But if he did, he would despise him

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2013 07:07 AM (6TB1Z)

62 I'm not going to pretend otherwise just because he's an obnoxious lefty. An obnoxious lefty who's brightest successes lie firmly in his rear view mirror. Now he's reduced to parroting tired leftist talking points, attempting to garner some publicity by jumping on the 'Me Too!' wagon. He's relevant in his own mind, and among his circle of self important jerks. He's also, of course, a raging hypocrite...his life is worth protecting with firearms, everyone else, (who's political views, and financial worth differ from his), can go pound sand.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 07:08 AM (eyJh9)

63 I've never been able to pull it off. Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 30, 2013 10:48 AM (jucos) ISWYDT. (Golf clap)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2013 07:08 AM (MBqvE)

64

You gotta fight for your right to suck...

Posted by: Beastie Libtards at March 30, 2013 07:09 AM (tiOTz)

65 Here's another great mockery. Iowahawk's side by side comparison of Toure vs Dr. Ben Carson. http://tinyurl.com/ccabuue BTW. My auto correct wanted to change Toure to Tourette . LOL Posted by: Tuna at March 30, 2013 11:05 AM (M/TDA) yea, this was classic

Posted by: qualia at March 30, 2013 07:10 AM (XYSwB)

66 ...Fire Marshal Bill  was what 30 years ago?

Posted by: USS Diversity, only watching hoops this month at March 30, 2013 07:10 AM (+bZOu)

67 Jim, your balls are vulva is showing. I fixed that for ya.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 07:11 AM (eyJh9)

68 Anyway, I'm thinking the whole reason for the whole "hospitals won't even let the gay lifetime partner visit the sick one in the hospital unless they're married" is a result of HIPPA, no?

You know, "OMG, we can't have strangers able to walk into your room and see your medical records!! (And find out you're dying of/being treated for AIDS) We need laws protecting our privacy!!"

Because you know, up until the whole "AIDS crisis" there were no restrictions on who could and could not visit you in the hospital.

Anyway, $50 or less to your local lawyer gets you a HIPPA waiver to designate any and all you want the legal right to view your medical records and visit you at any time . . . .

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 30, 2013 07:11 AM (VjL9S)

69 An obnoxious lefty who's brightest successes lie firmly in his rear view mirror.

Definitely.  That's when these guys usually start desperately flailing to become a "serious actor".  It always astonishes me that these guys expect to be hot forever.  Why can't they just accept that they were extremely lucky, got rich as Croesus for very little work, and should just enjoy the ride while it lasts?

Posted by: pep at March 30, 2013 07:11 AM (6TB1Z)

70

I thought  there was no improper way to mock idiots.

 

BRB, consulting the AoSHQ  Style Guide...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 30, 2013 07:13 AM (+z4pE)

71 http://collegeinsurrection.com/2013/03/bill-oreilly-covers-florida-jesus-stomp-controversy/ I don't get how universities can give to the obama campaign, or any for that matter. this is money laundering of taxpayer money, just like solyndra

Posted by: qualia at March 30, 2013 07:13 AM (XYSwB)

72 Carrey's ranting isn't about the movie that's out now, it's about the Kick Ass sequel. If you saw the trailer, it seems obvious that his character will be a stereotypical American Gun Nut that went crazy and decided to be a superhero.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2013 07:14 AM (MBqvE)

73 Not to channel Charles Gibson, but I had no idea who Biggs was until I read the comments. Carrey hasn't been funny since In Living Color.

Posted by: real joe at March 30, 2013 07:15 AM (PD2ad)

74 31 We need this mockery, on this scale, of the JEF. He can't stand it. And, it always pull the faux mask off, and shows his pure evil. We need to keep pulling his mask off. Over and over. Posted by: qualia at March 30, 2013 10:53 AM (XYSwB) We could win in 2012, maybe?

Posted by: James I at March 30, 2013 07:17 AM (xem8G)

75

Hey JT, that's a good article in your nic.  I'm not sure who has changed  the   most, us or the media.

 

Either way, we are so terribly screwed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 30, 2013 07:19 AM (+z4pE)

76 We could win in 2012, maybe? Posted by: James I at March 30, 2013 11:17 AM (xem8G) Fighting pure evil is an uphill battle, no doubt.

Posted by: James II at March 30, 2013 07:19 AM (XYSwB)

77 Eh. I thought Carrey's best movie was The Majestic.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2013 07:22 AM (U7ErG)

78 Also....I still don't know who Jason Biggs is, and I have no desire to change that.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 07:22 AM (eyJh9)

79 I still... (gasp)... can't stop laughing... (cough)... "FUX NEWS"!!!!! Hhahahahahaa, oh my God that is so clever, he totally changed my mind on this issue with his wit. See an unfunny troll would have gone with the clicheed "Faux News" but not Jim Carrey, no sir, that wasn't makeup in The Mask, this guy's a super funny troll FO REALZ. Man! I've lived through the end of the Cold War, seen Joe Montana and Michael Jordan play, and now read the greatest piece of comedic literature of all time. Truly a blessed life.

"In case you couldn't tell, I was being sarcastic"-- Homer Simpson

Posted by: BK at March 30, 2013 07:23 AM (6KiQ+)

80 Greg Gutfield is correct. They'd never be edgy and courageous enough to Mock either Mohammed or gang bangers. They lack the testicular fortitude.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2013 07:23 AM (YaB6W)

81 I still like Liar Liar (BitTorrent bitchez). But the funniest joke doesn't come from Carrey, but from Swoozie Kurtz in the outtakes. They're screaming insults at each other in the courtroom and she goes out of character with "OVERACTOR"!!!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2013 07:24 AM (MBqvE)

82 68 "$50 or less to your local lawyer gets you a HIPPA waiver to designate any and all you want the legal right to view your medical records..."
*****
And an Obama executive order grants the government access to tour medical records for expanded background check for gun purchasers. Because privacy doesn't matter when it's for the children (tm).
http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=48283

Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2013 07:24 AM (KqmXZ)

83 47 BTW, Biggs is still voicing the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon on Nick. Michelle Malkin tried to get a boycott going because Biggs tweeted vulgar and explicit sexual comments about the wives of the Republican candidates at the top of the ticket. No Easter toyos from TMNT for the kids in my family.

Posted by: vivi at March 30, 2013 10:59 AM (m2oDh)


Now I remember who he is!  Didn't he also tweet a pic of his wife and her sister doing something....uh.....weird?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 30, 2013 07:27 AM (X6akg)

84 That is awesome sauce by Gutfeld. He curbstomps those two sucky and forgettable actresses.

Posted by: ted at March 30, 2013 07:29 AM (wb4qc)

85 OMG Just saw a teaser ad on Discovery Channel Robert Redford and Bob Woodward are going to re-hash Watergate again in All The President's Men: Revisited Redford is another one of those Hollywood guys cruising on PAST accomplishments (BTW: the fact that Redford is an asshole doesn't change the fact that Jeremiah Johnson is a great movie)

Posted by: Jones in CO at March 30, 2013 07:29 AM (8sCoq)

86 I agree about the mental illness. When I was a kid my parents hated Jerry Lewis because, they said, he was actually making fun of retarded people. That's a lot of Carrey's act.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 30, 2013 07:29 AM (+paCV)

87 Putin orders ban on adoptions by LGBT foreign couples – report Drudge I guess he did not get obama's memo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 07:29 AM (9Bj8R)

88 That is awesome sauce by Gutfeld. He curbstomps those two sucky and forgettable actresses.

Posted by: ted at March 30, 2013 11:29 AM (wb4qc)



It's what he does.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2013 07:29 AM (U7ErG)

89 Now I remember who he is! Didn't he also tweet a pic of his wife and her sister doing something....uh.....weird? Oh yeah! My kids are not allowed to watch TMNT because of that stupidity. Is it still on?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 07:30 AM (eyJh9)

90 Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2013 11:24 AM (KqmXZ) And us conservatives were mocked for objecting to doctors asking if we had guns in our homes. Because I wouldn't be surprised if that question was integrated in the background check in some way, as in "you already own guns, you don't NEED any more".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2013 07:31 AM (MBqvE)

91 Redford looks like his face caught fire and somebody wearing golf shoes stomped it out.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 30, 2013 07:31 AM (tOkJB)

92 "people who are paid to think that you're funny...."...heh!

Posted by: ted at March 30, 2013 07:31 AM (wb4qc)

93 Once again...the only suitable response to Hollywierd leftards:


http://injennifershead.com/?p=1841

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2013 07:31 AM (U7ErG)

94 Robert Redford is whitewashing the Weathermen in his latest movie: http://tinyurl.com/ce8emju

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2013 07:32 AM (YaB6W)

95

 

Part of my life plan is working. I only know the name Jason Biggs from seeing it on con-sites.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 30, 2013 07:33 AM (1Y+hH)

96

Oh yeah! My kids are not allowed to watch TMNT because of that stupidity. Is it still on?

 

Hellifino. But between that and pie  diddling,  any guess as to what emotional age he is?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 30, 2013 07:33 AM (+z4pE)

97 Jason Bigg's twitter is full of stupid stuff. Twitchy had a full report on the jack ass a few months ago.

Posted by: Sunny at March 30, 2013 07:33 AM (Xnxty)

98 Oh yeah! My kids are not allowed to watch TMNT because of that stupidity. Is it still on?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 11:30 AM (eyJh9)



Don't know....my kids are about 15 years past watching that.

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 30, 2013 07:34 AM (X6akg)

99 Jim Carrey has never been funny.

Posted by: MDH3 at March 30, 2013 07:35 AM (GKyUC)

100 (BTW: the fact that Redford is an asshole doesn't change the fact that Jeremiah Johnson is a great movie) Posted by: Jones in CO at March 30, 2013 11:29 AM (8sCoq) Yep. Great flick. No coincidence that it was written by John Milius.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2013 07:35 AM (MBqvE)

101 These douchetools need to be mocked at every turn. These assholes get paid huge money to live in a make believe world of acting, and yet they spout off as if anything they say really matters. Leftists are usually narcissists and the fastest way to make them unhinged is to mock them. They need to be a constant target of mockery and ridicule.

Posted by: Berserker at March 30, 2013 07:36 AM (FMbng)

102 94 Robert Redford is whitewashing the Weathermen in his latest movie: http://tinyurl.com/ce8emju That article made my blood boil. I heard Michael Cabbage mention that Al Pacino and some third-rate actress are also making a movie calling for a new trial for Phil Spector.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 30, 2013 07:40 AM (tOkJB)

103 OT
More Google evil.
Two virus scanners and 2 malware detectors found no problem with www.bible.org.

Why ever would Google list the page as "harmful" and "suspicious" ? No malware is listed just " trust us, it's BAD".

It is a mystery.


Safe BrowsingDiagnostic page for bible.org

What is the current listing status for bible.org?

Site is listed as suspicious - visiting this web site may harm your computer.


The advisory Provided by GOOGLE

Posted by: T. Hunter at March 30, 2013 07:40 AM (EZl54)

104 Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2013 11:31 AM (U7ErG)

Good stuff.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 30, 2013 07:42 AM (3Mkrp)

105

Robert Redford is whitewashing the Weathermen in his latest movie:

 

Too bad there are no  protests at that movie   that I know of. Perhaps that one will tank on its own,  as it should.

 

In a sane world where everything wasn't backwards,  there would be protests. It should be a  great   offense to the families of those  killed by political domestic terrorists. And they should be loud about it. Not to mention the   glorification of   open sedition. Redford is an ass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at March 30, 2013 07:43 AM (+z4pE)

106 The Big Sandy Shoot in AZ was this week.  Americas largest machine gun festival.  Article and pics at the Daily Mail.  Looked like fun.

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 30, 2013 07:43 AM (u6lBN)

107 A 'Civil Rights Activist' is someone who can think of exceptions that need to be made in every item listed on our Bill of Rights.

"Hate Speech" will not be tolerated in their Utopian paradise.  Guns will be banned and all citizens will be spied on "for their own good".  And shouldn't all property rightfully belong to all people everywhere?  The new society will streamline the justice system with the total replacement of 'proof beyond a reasonable doubt' with a popular vote based only on the identity of the accused.

Posted by: gastorgrab at March 30, 2013 07:44 AM (FX38i)

108 Breitbart has announced they're launching a new top nav bar on their site, devoted entirely to Toure. They will call it "Big Stupid."

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 07:46 AM (I2LwF)

109 More Google evil. Two virus scanners and 2 malware detectors found no problem with www.bible.org. that's not evil. People....and by people, I mean intolerant leftist twat-waffles...report the site as having infected their computers with virii. Enough people do so in short enough period of time, and the site is flagged. Blaming Goog in this case is about the same as blaming 911 for Swatting.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 07:46 AM (eyJh9)

110 BTW, you can go to funnyordie.com and rate Carrey's video "Die".  Every little bit of mockery helps.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2013 07:47 AM (OevbG)

111 that's not evil. People....and by people, I mean intolerant leftist twat-waffles...report the site as having infected their computers with virii.

Enabler of the internet version of "book burning"? To me that's evil.

Posted by: T. Hunter at March 30, 2013 07:49 AM (EZl54)

112 My trip to the heart of liberal academia land in my state today-a car with several bumper stickers including "Annoy a Republican. Think for yourself." (I'm not even a Republican or that annoyed me) and "Torture Cheney" The first one was stupid and the second one was malevolent. I was going to do my surreptitious "post it note routine" in which I write a response and stick on the car bumper stickers but my kid said "Don't do that!!" and looked like he was about throw up. He's at the age where half of the things or more which I do embarrass him even if he mostly agrees with my politics. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2013 07:49 AM (YaB6W)

113

My kids said "Dad, check out this movie where Jim Carrey is talking out of his ass".

 

I told them it wasn't a movie.

Posted by: Roy at March 30, 2013 07:50 AM (tiOTz)

114 Biggs Hoson - the Idiot Particle

Posted by: Dr. Demento at March 30, 2013 07:52 AM (i7B17)

115 Enabler of the internet version of "book burning"? To me that's evil. Using the same logic...guns 'enable' murder and rape.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 07:53 AM (eyJh9)

116 Some post-it suggestions:


"Annoy a Republican. Think for yourself." - "LOL - who wrote this for you?"


"Torture Cheney" - "Oppose gay marriage!"

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 30, 2013 07:54 AM (X6akg)

117 SW
If the Huffpo or the Google home page received reports of  virii - the reaction might be a little different.

Posted by: T. Hunter at March 30, 2013 07:55 AM (EZl54)

118 Guns are not made up of a group of human beings.

Posted by: T. Hunter at March 30, 2013 07:55 AM (EZl54)

119 Even when I was a voting Democrat (until 200 I never assumed Republicans weren't thinking for themselves.In fact, since the left for the most part controls the schools and the media they'd be the ones less likely to think for themselves. I like those suggestions, Tami. My post it notes are my little attempt to gently strike back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 30, 2013 07:58 AM (YaB6W)

120

>>Also....I still don't know who Jason Biggs is, and I have no desire to change that.

Like Jeff Daniels is recognized and defined by his extended gas/diarrhea on the toilet scene in Dumb and Dumber, the Biggs twat is known to those who do know him because he stuck his dick in an apple pie in some movie.

These guys both finally understand that the extent of their "talent" was the willingness to do soul-destroying, demeaning things for cash. They're just used-up whores who've found out they're not wanted in the mainstream of life.

Biggs is now the voice of a turtle in some cartoon, and I have no idea what Jeff Daniels is doing...probably something along the lines of disgusting acts behind gay porn theaters. I think he was doing something at CurrentTV for a while, so that's probably a step up.

They're not "has beens", they're "never weres". The self-loathing is just eating them up

 

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 30, 2013 07:58 AM (Yhu4q)

121 And us conservatives were mocked for objecting to doctors asking if we had guns in our homes. Because I wouldn't be surprised if that question was integrated in the background check in some way, as in "you already own guns, you don't NEED any more".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 30, 2013 11:31 AM (MBqvE)



When the nurse asked me if I had guns in our home, my response was, "Of course. Don't you?"



She smiled one of those secret smiles. Of course she does.

Posted by: tcn at March 30, 2013 07:59 AM (VLG62)

122 This skull-fucking brought to you by Ugg Boots.

Posted by: Jack Meov at March 30, 2013 08:01 AM (cvrr4)

123 Only thing I could add to that ass kicking is their lack of courage in joking about the Scourge that infests We The Peoples House! That "Cousin Eddie" Clan is even more off limits to the shallow minded than his god Mohammad!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 30, 2013 08:03 AM (0QE9Y)

124 I'd rather be judged by 12 than Jim Carried by 6.

Posted by: Nanny Hag at March 30, 2013 08:03 AM (39IHH)

125 49 

Oh, so you've heard about the PAC scandal, huh?

Posted by: Shoot Me at March 30, 2013 08:04 AM (qiXMt)

126 Guns are useful instruments when properly targeted, so that part of the analogy works

Posted by: T. Hunter at March 30, 2013 08:04 AM (EZl54)

127 When the nurse asked me if I had guns in our home, my response was, "Of course. Don't you?"

She smiled one of those secret smiles. Of course she does.

Posted by: tcn at March 30, 2013 11:59 AM (VLG62)

"I have a gun in my pants and of course I have weapons at home"

Weapons are for killin, guns are for fun,"

Then she really smiled!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 30, 2013 08:05 AM (0QE9Y)

128 Greg Gutfeld said some colorful thing that I linked a while back. Something about manhood and ballsacks. I'm paraphrasing.

I fell off my chair.

Posted by: sTevo at March 30, 2013 08:13 AM (VMcEw)

129 This is good. We need to be upstream in the culture, which means proactive mockery instead of reactive defense. Make them defend their positions against indefensible accusations.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 30, 2013 08:13 AM (BW3wP)

130
I've never been mocked, except for the one time when a delusional right wing miscreant said the hair on my head looked like cooter hair.  Bastard.

Posted by: Debbie Wassermanly Schultz at March 30, 2013 08:14 AM (ndqJC)

131 T.Hunter,

Thanks for helping me waste a Friday evening. I watched to whole thing.

Posted by: sTevo at March 30, 2013 08:15 AM (VMcEw)

132 Liz Cheney: “Those Who Advocate More Liberal Policies For The GOP Are Wrongheaded Or Democrats, Or Both”… Weasel Zippers: Liz Cheney: Republicans, Get Over the 2012 Loss—and Start Fighting Back — WSJ G-D I love her

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 08:16 AM (9Bj8R)

133 Posted by: Albie Damned at March 30, 2013 11:58 AM (Yhu4q)


How you feeling?  Surgery went ahead as scheduled?

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 30, 2013 08:16 AM (X6akg)

134 Btw-- Why aren't we using gay buttsect as a wedge issue in the black community? Blacks run like 80% anti-buttseck. Surely this should be good for a few votes?

Posted by: Hopeless at March 30, 2013 08:17 AM (BW3wP)

135 Guns are not made up of a group of human beings. Oh please. Both are designed by people, both can, and are misused by people.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 08:17 AM (eyJh9)

136 No Nickelodeon in our house, ever again, or any Nickelodeon merchandise.  Not that big of a hardship since they are way past their glory days, anyway.
 
I thought I heard about an on-demand cable service not that long ago, where you could just order and pay for the channels you actually watch.  I'd be very interested in that.

Posted by: Gem at March 30, 2013 08:17 AM (zw+pb)

137
My friends are on the down low, and we like a little butt action.

Posted by: R Love at March 30, 2013 08:18 AM (ndqJC)

138 phil ramone died.

Posted by: Snarky the Bear at March 30, 2013 08:18 AM (/b8+5)

139

127When the nurse asked me if I had guns in our home, my response was, "Of course. Don't you?"

 

 

 

I went to the doctor the other day and was surprised I wasn't asked about guns.. What I found odd though was when I was checking I was asked if I had any Latino in me???What the heck? Also asked if I spoke any foreign languages.

Posted by: Molly K. at March 30, 2013 08:18 AM (HiU6Y)

140 Nevergiveup, Yeah Liz Cheney is pretty teh awesome.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 30, 2013 08:19 AM (BW3wP)

141 @   135


     Keepin mind that there is NOTHING that man, in his eternal perversity, will not misuse--from A to Z.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 30, 2013 08:21 AM (SAMxH)

142 And the only project Jim Carrey ever did in which he was remotely authentic was that one where he was the clueless dupe of controlling leftist masters....  oh, wait....

Posted by: Gem at March 30, 2013 08:21 AM (zw+pb)

143 Molly, I try and fail to articulate what's happening. Obamacare requires mass electronic records now. Which are stored in some central system. Of which the government has unrestricted HIPPA exempt access. Why do you think it is now mandatory for doctors to ask about guns? It gets reported to Obama. Obamacare is fucking scary, and ofc, the GOP does nothing to articulate this.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 30, 2013 08:23 AM (71nnc)

144 So I was just reading about the Cyprus clusterfuckery and apparently the deal now is that holders of accounts over 100,000 Euros will be getting 37.5% of value plus the second largest bank is being liquidated.  Yeah, if I had any money, at all, in a bank in the PIIGS I would be yanking all of it out the second I could. 


Stupid interesting times crap.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 30, 2013 08:23 AM (Gk3SS)

145 Be the GOP. Take it over. I mean you.

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 08:23 AM (I2LwF)

146 Assad supporters assault Al-Jazeera reporter in Sakhnin Dozens of protesters backing Syrian president assault Al-Jazeera reporter, his crew during Land Day procession in Sakhnin; Channel 1 journalist, two others lightly injured Another reason to support Assad

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 08:24 AM (9Bj8R)

147 Last Christmas and New Years we were in Missouri at my inlaws,  my niece, her husband and their little 5 yo daughter were also there.  I bought some wine for NYE and picked up a bottle of sparkling grape juice for the little one....of course it was packaged like champagne.


My niece texted me the other day to tell me about the conversation at the pediatrician's office with her daughter.  Nurse is asking her various questions....they get to the one about smoking and drinking and the doc says, "Well, we can skip over this...you don't smoke or drink, right?" 


Her daughter says, 'Wait a minute mom....remember when Aunt Tami bought me that wine."  My niece quickly says, "No honey...that was grape juice!"...and wanted to crawl in the floor.



Aunt Tami...encouraging drunks in preschool!

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 30, 2013 08:25 AM (X6akg)

148 Enough people do so in short enough period of time, and the site is flagged.

Well, it happens enough that Google should have 7x24 staff ready to do human evaluations before auto-damning.

If the Google human exonerates the site, then block the WHINERS from using Google.  Kinda like a background check.  If you have a history of abuse and "cyber-violence", no Google for you.

Google has a right to block those who abuse their service.


Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 08:25 AM (/gHaE)

149 Keep in mind that there is NOTHING that man, in his eternal perversity, will not misuse--from A to Z. Absolutely. If you make sticks, someone else will eventually use one of those sticks to beat someone to death. If you design a web search engine that can be misused by troglodytes to limit exposure, or access to contrary viewpoints, it will be.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 08:26 AM (eyJh9)

150 >>How you feeling? Surgery went ahead as scheduled?

Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2013 12:16 PM (X6akg)

Thanks for asking!!

Feeling better than I thought I would at this point. 

Had the valve replacement done on Monday and was home by noon on Thursday. I have to admit I was pretty effing miserable waking up after surgery. Never thought I would ever experience that much pain and discomfort.

I opted for the mechanical valve and I can hear it ticking. It sounds pretty cool actually. I was worried it would drive me nuts

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 30, 2013 08:26 AM (Yhu4q)

151 What is a hoser? It's a term you hear all the time. I suspect it's generally negative. Is it like a wanker or a diddler? Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 10:48 AM (I2LwF) Allegedly dates to Depression-era Canada. A "hoser" was some low-life that siphoned your gas with a hose. Popularized in the McKenzie brothers skits on SCTV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2013 08:26 AM (29+x5)

152 Meh, Jason Biggs was in one good movie. Strangely enough, it's one of the Woody Allen movies that's pretty much universally hated by Allen's fans. Like "Deconstructing Harry" it's one of Allen's movies that doesn't play to Allen's fans expectations of the "Woody Allen" character. The movie is "Anything Else". In it, Biggs essentially plays a fairly realistic version of Woody Allen in his early days. Allen in real life is pretty much a comedy writing workaholic, who spends a lot of time simply sitting a thinking and not getting into zany predicaments. So, the role doesn't require Biggs to be particularly funny, which is something he does quite well. Woody Allen himself essentially plays Alvy Singer from "Annie Hall" only this is sort of an alternate-Allen-universe Alvy Singer, who is a failed comedian and has become unhinged ( a "gun nut"). If you watch the movie, after seeing "Annie Hall" you'll be surprised how much of Allen's dialog is simply variations on Alvy Singer's dialog, interests and obsessions. I think that's why, the film bombed so badly. Consciously or un-, Allen's fans had to realize this was pretty a huge and deliberate deconstruction of one of their most beloved movies. Anyway, worth a look if you've got nothing better to do.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 30, 2013 08:27 AM (G9qZk)

153

New Mark Steyn piece up today with depressing facts about our culture.   "Over half the babies born to mothers under 30 are now [born out of wedlock]." And, "The most reliable constituency for Big Government is single women, for whom the state is a girlÂ’s best friend, the sugar daddy whose checks never bounce."

 

Another birthday when I'd rather stop counting. 

 

Sad for our great country.  I'm getting an early start on the scotch today.

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Die Trying at March 30, 2013 08:27 AM (w7J/R)

154 Google has a right to block those who abuse their service.


Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 12:25 PM (/gHaE)


Which leads to the presumption that Google isn't precisely upset about this.   I very very vaguely recall Norton's or one of the other big anti-virus vendors asking Google to stop the autoflag shit because it's a huge headache on their side and Google telling them to ESAD. 

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Totes waiting until after March Madness. at March 30, 2013 08:28 AM (Gk3SS)

155

>>Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2013 12:25 PM (X6akg)

You've never given any nephews cap guns, have you?

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 30, 2013 08:28 AM (Yhu4q)

156 Her daughter says, 'Wait a minute mom....remember when Aunt Tami bought me that wine." My niece quickly says, "No honey...that was grape juice!"...and wanted to crawl in the floor. Aunt Tami...encouraging drunks in preschool! Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2013 12:25 PM (X6akg) She should have said "Yes I remember, but after you drank the wine your score on the Gun Range was so much better"!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 08:28 AM (9Bj8R)

157 Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 12:25 PM (/gHaE) Agreed and well said. There's no excuse for Google for failing to perform due diligence.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 30, 2013 08:28 AM (tOkJB)

158 Thanks Alberta oil peon! Good call.

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 08:28 AM (I2LwF)

159 Truman, One of the problems we face is that local GOPs are often a clusterfuck of cronyism. I failed badly trying to go against that here in Cali, because it's just so entrenched in the cronyism of permanent minority status, even at the local level. I've contemplated moving to a different place just to try and get involved there.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 30, 2013 08:29 AM (GWxXv)

160 I think part of the problem when dealing with libs and lefties is that they have reasoned their way into whatever position they hold: they just have a habit of usually reasoning their way into a position that calls for more government and more regulations. (The more emotional kind of thinking is along the lines of (a) "if two people really love each other, why is it necessary for them to get married?" and (b) "if two people really love each other, why shouldn't they be allowed to get  married?" Don't both to mention how well the first one worked out in the past 45 years.) Point out that the facts contradict the position, and, like dopey Joe Biden said, "How do you know it wouldn't have been worse without [he said stimulus, but this works with pretty much any lib/left position.]"

Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2013 08:29 AM (bJm7W)

161 @PurpAv and Ed: feature not bug

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 08:29 AM (I2LwF)

162 Thanks for asking!!Feeling better than I thought I would at this point.Had the valve replacement done on Monday and was home by noon on Thursday. I have to admit I was pretty effing miserable waking up after surgery. Never thought I would ever experience that much pain and discomfort.I opted for the mechanical valve and I can hear it ticking. It sounds pretty cool actually. I was worried it would drive me nuts

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 30, 2013 12:26 PM (Yhu4q)



Yay!  That's good to hear! 

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 30, 2013 08:30 AM (X6akg)

163 If the Google human exonerates the site, then block the WHINERS from using Google. Kinda like a background check. If you have a history of abuse and "cyber-violence", no Google for you. Google has a right to block those who abuse their service. I'm 100% in agreement with this.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 08:30 AM (eyJh9)

164 Had the valve replacement done on Monday and was home by noon on Thursday. Hey, that's good to hear. I've recently been told I'll be needing an aortic valve 'sometime in the next ten years' and it's good to hear that its not a long-term incapacity following the surgery. Considering the constant companion of fatigue that accompanies this condition, I'm almost looking forward to the day I get mine done (ObamaCare willing--{spit}).

Posted by: zsasz at March 30, 2013 08:30 AM (MMC8r)

165 re 152: "Anyway, worth a look if you've got nothing better to do."

Not today, I have to floss my toes.

Posted by: mallfly at March 30, 2013 08:31 AM (bJm7W)

166 Putin bans Poo-staber adoption.

Posted by: Slow Train Biden at March 30, 2013 08:32 AM (cvrr4)

167 You've never given any nephews cap guns, have you?

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 30, 2013 12:28 PM (Yhu4q)


Nephews, son, etc.   Why, was that wrong? 

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 30, 2013 08:32 AM (X6akg)

168 Albie Damned: Now you have a reason to call it your ticker.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 30, 2013 08:34 AM (tOkJB)

169 Have you noticed any new super powers yet?

Posted by: Slow Train Biden at March 30, 2013 08:35 AM (cvrr4)

170 She should have said "Yes I remember, but after you drank the wine your score on the Gun Range was so much better"!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 12:28 PM (9Bj8R)



LOL! 

Posted by: Tami[/i] at March 30, 2013 08:37 AM (X6akg)

171 that's not evil. People....and by people, I mean intolerant leftist twat-waffles...report the site as having infected their computers with virii. Enough people do so in short enough period of time, and the site is flagged. Blaming Goog in this case is about the same as blaming 911 for Swatting. Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 11:46 AM (eyJh9) Sure I will blame Google. Because if they had conscious (and conscientious) humans running the show, somebody would twig onto the fact that they were being played by the leftards, and block such reports. But because they are leftards themselves, they won't. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2013 08:38 AM (29+x5)

172 Which leads to the presumption that Google isn't precisely upset about this

Given Google's political orientation, their resolution of false positives might be very prompt in some cases, and require "the process" be followed in others.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 08:38 AM (/gHaE)

173 170 She should have said "Yes I remember, but after you drank the wine your score on the Gun Range was so much better"!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 12:28 PM (9Bj8R)


LOL!
Posted by: Tami at March 30, 2013 12:37 PM
===========
Am reminded of the WKRP segment where Johnny Fever's reaction time improves as he gets drunk..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 08:39 AM (aDwsi)

174 Now you have a reason to call it your ticker. Got a friend that had that done. Now he does go by the nickname 'Ticker'.

Posted by: esch at March 30, 2013 08:41 AM (9XVgh)

175 Hopeless. I want to hear your story in more depth. Email me Sandwrson2208@ gmail.com

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 08:42 AM (QQnav)

176 >>Hey, that's good to hear. I've recently been told I'll be needing an aortic valve 'sometime in the next ten years' and it's good to hear that its not a long-term incapacity following the surgery.

Considering the constant companion of fatigue that accompanies this condition, I'm almost looking forward to the day I get mine done (ObamaCare willing--{spit}).

Posted by: zsasz at March 30, 2013 12:30 PM (MMC8r)

 

May I ask what your diagnosis is? The reason being is that I'd been told since I was a teen that I had a murmur, but it's nothing to worry about.

Well, my regular doc wasn't in when I had to go in for an appointment for bronchitis. His partner saw me and noticed the murmur and I told him what I had been told for 30 years. He said he didn't care what I had heard from the others and he thought it should be checked at once.

Turns out I was severly stenotic. Most ppl are born with a tri-valve. In rare cases, some are biscuspid. My cardiac surgeon told me I was born with something worse than that. I was "uni". I had very little blood passing through., and there was severe calcification.

Have you gotten a second opinion?

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 30, 2013 08:42 AM (Yhu4q)

177 Though it would likely be hard, Google's practices would appear to be eminently sue-able. They have a policy that is open to manipulation to directly damage reputation and business.

Posted by: zsasz at March 30, 2013 08:42 AM (MMC8r)

178 Clowns age poorly.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2013 08:43 AM (fsLdt)

179 Sure I will blame Google. Google's stupid motto is dependent on their lefty-perverted definition of the word 'evil'. Pretty much anything we value fits their new definition.

Posted by: esch at March 30, 2013 08:44 AM (9XVgh)

180 Had the valve replacement done on Monday and was home by noon on Thursday. Wow. My wife's uncle had this done 15 years ago, and he spent about a month in the hospital. When he finally got out, he could barely stand or sit for more than a few minutes. He'd lost an amazing amount of weight. If he opened his mouth, you could hear the click click click of the valve. He recovered fully after a few more months, returned to work, and retired about five years ago. He's still going strong, but they want to replace his valve again, not because it's having problems, but to reduce his chances of having a stroke because of the older valve. (They believe he's already suffered a few micro strokes because of it).

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 08:44 AM (eyJh9)

181 Hi You Guys from SUN VALLEY!

Posted by: Sasha and Malia at March 30, 2013 08:45 AM (jucos)

182 So, this thread has been up for over 2 hours and no one has stomped on it yet...is this normal for the day shift?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2013 08:47 AM (U7ErG)

183 This shooting-at-PC targets has been around a long time. Years ago, when my wife and I had season tickets to the opera (yes, I like it), we went to a performance of Carlisle Floyd's "Susannah", which was composed in 1955 for the Metropolitan Opera. The opera is a retelling of the Biblical story of Susannah and the Elders, only reset in the American Bible belt, with the elders turned into snaggle-toothed Bible-thumping hypocrites straight out of "Inherit the Wind". It's an okay opera in the Aaron-Copland neo-WPA style, nothing special; but what caught my attention were the program notes, which described Floyd's opera as "courageous". My ass it was courageous: Mocking fundamentalists before a New York audience may require a lot of things, but courage isn't one of them. But these self-righteous fools will continue to attack people like us - or rather, their caricatures of us - before each other, then praise each other for their fortitude.

Posted by: Brown Line at March 30, 2013 08:47 AM (D1fYH)

184 There is A LOT more to do here than in the Bahamas. In fact, Mom might even fly out here for lunch today.

Posted by: Sasha and Malia at March 30, 2013 08:48 AM (jucos)

185 Hi You Guys from SUN VALLEY! Posted by: Sasha and Malia at March 30, 2013 12:45 PM (jucos) Don't let the invisible snow worms crawl up you legs, girls. They's sneaky that way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2013 08:48 AM (29+x5)

186 So, this thread has been up for over 2 hours and no one has stomped on it yet...is this normal for the day shift? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2013 12:47 PM (U7ErG) Mommy has not let the trolls out of the crib yet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 08:48 AM (9Bj8R)

187 Remember John Fresolo, the dick pic woman beater Democrat from MA? I just did a Bing search to see the latest on him, and there have been ZERO stories about him in the last six days. The only story out since the news broke is a GoLocal piece about someone setting up a Facebook page demanding his resignation. Fucking media. If he was an R, this would be wall to wall national news.

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 08:48 AM (QQnav)

188 The posting pace on Saturdays is uhh majestic.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 30, 2013 08:49 AM (gh4OI)

189 Google has some sharp people, they write their own compilers and do a very specialized in house Linux build for their OS's. 

I'm sure if they cared to, they could have the crawlers trigger a pre-examination security scan of a site before actual indexing where the pre-examine machines present a "honey trap" fake front to the site that appears (via browser type, OS version, ports open, etc) to be a system that has known exploitable vulnerabilities.  ex. make believe you're Win98 running IE5.

If the site takes the bait, and tries to send an exploit to the honey trap machines, then you black list them.

Google and the other big search engines are in a unique position to be able to slam shut the door or at least flag sites and dime them out to the ISP's hosting them

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 08:49 AM (/gHaE)

190 So, this thread has been up for over 2 hours and no one has stomped on it yet...is this normal for the day shift?


Thread-stomping requires content, and this is the weekend.  Expect Ace and most of the cob-logs to be sleeping in pools of their own vomit until at least 2 pm.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 30, 2013 08:50 AM (8ZskC)

191 BOCA RATON (CBS4) – The professor embroiled in a educational firestorm over his classroom practices has been placed on administrative leave. Officials at Florida Atlantic University announced the move against Dr. Deandre Poole after receiving a complaint from student Ryan Rotella, who claims he was unfairly suspended from class for not writing the word ”Jesus” on a piece of paper and stomping on it as part of a class exercise. The schools said removing Dr. Poole from the classroom was “for safety reasons” after the incident garnered a lot of media attention. With pay I am sure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 08:51 AM (9Bj8R)

192 Sure I will blame Google. Because if they had conscious (and conscientious) humans running the show, somebody would twig onto the fact that they were being played by the leftards, and block such reports. But because they are leftards themselves, they won't. Fuck 'em. Do you also blame the manufacturers of guns and knives for the deaths of innocent people? Shouldn't they have 'twigged' onto the fact that their products are being used to hurt, and kill innocent people? Shouldn't they be held to the same standards?

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 08:51 AM (eyJh9)

193 May I ask what your diagnosis is? My GP detected a murmur a couple of years ago. That led to an echocardiogram, another to follow up, both reviewed by cardiologists. It's listed as a 'insufficiency in the aortic valve.' The cardiologist just describes this as a slow malformation of the valve over time, a 'mutation' he called it. After another follow-up, I got referred directly to a cardiologist. The echos are scheduled regularly, and they'll be charting heart function until it falls to a level where they think surgery is warranted. Right now, given the lifespan of the technology and my current heart function, they want to hold off until a) the technology improves, and b) the expected lifespan of an implant doesn't expire when I'm in my late 70s or so and wind up needing the whole thing redone at an advanced age. Funny thing is I really do think I've had this most of my life and it only got detected by my GP who has a great reputation as a top-notch, very thorough doctor.

Posted by: zsasz at March 30, 2013 08:51 AM (MMC8r)

194 Also fuck me I misspelled my own email address Sanderson2208

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 08:53 AM (QQnav)

195 Who's Jim Carry?

Posted by: Dirty Old Man at March 30, 2013 08:54 AM (L/BUh)

196 Do you also blame the manufacturers of guns and knives for the deaths of innocent people?

Google product isn't sold into a market where they lose physical control of the product.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 08:54 AM (/gHaE)

197 You can also contact me thru my website

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 08:54 AM (QQnav)

198 Who's Jim Carry? Some guy that made a couple of funny movies twenty years ago.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at March 30, 2013 08:55 AM (eyJh9)

199 Expect Ace and most of the cob-logs to be sleeping in pools of their own vomit until at least 2 pm.

Posted by: Cicero, Semiautomatic Assault Commenter at March 30, 2013 12:50 PM (8ZskC)



Ah, right. Do we have someone designated to be standing by with the hot water to unstick them from the floor?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2013 08:57 AM (U7ErG)

200 187 Remember John Fresolo, the dick pic woman beater Democrat from MA?

I just did a Bing search to see the latest on him, and there have been ZERO stories about him in the last six days. The only story out since the news broke is a GoLocal piece about someone setting up a Facebook page demanding his resignation.

Fucking media. If he was an R, this would be wall to wall national news. Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 12:48 PM
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None of the Reuters reports that I have read have indicated that the Nevada Assemblyman arrested is a Democrat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 08:57 AM (aDwsi)

201

Gotta like teh Gutfeld.

 

Jim Carrey, a loooooooozzeeerrrrrrrr.

Posted by: KR1 at March 30, 2013 08:58 AM (oEfom)

202 199 .....

Ah, right. Do we have someone designated to be standing by with the hot water to unstick them from the floor?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2013 12:57 PM
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And bleach..., don't forget the bleach

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 08:59 AM (aDwsi)

203 Regarding arguing with leftists: I will have to concede that I have NEVER changed the mind of the person with whom I am debating. Then I began to expand my focus, and I realized there are usually eavesdropping bystanders. These bystanders have not publicly committed to a viewpoint and so have less chance of "losing face" if they are swayed by what I say. They may never say anything, but you can be sure that if they have an interest in the topic, they will think about what they heard. So now my rule is, try to only debate with a leftist when we have an audience.

Posted by: Mindy at March 30, 2013 08:59 AM (wk9P4)

204 The irony is that it's America that needs to get away from the Obamas.
http://bit.ly/13GyD2A

Spring break for the little bitches, bitches.

Posted by: sTevo at March 30, 2013 08:59 AM (VMcEw)

205 None of the Reuters reports that I have read have indicated that the Nevada Assemblyman arrested is a Democrat. Has anyone heard about the D Ala. State Rep who went on a racist goon binge against a constituent via e-mail? Of course you haven't. http://preview.tinyurl.com/cfgx246 Someone needs to start a 'Democrats Gone Wild' site.

Posted by: zsasz at March 30, 2013 09:01 AM (MMC8r)

206 Whenever there no party affiliation indicated for a scandal, you have to assume Democrat.

Sometimes if its a long piece they might mention it in passing in the last paragraph since they figure most people have bailed at that point.  Republicans are of course always mentioned in the first paragraph.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 09:01 AM (/gHaE)

207 BOCA RATON (CBS4) – The professor embroiled in a educational firestorm over his classroom practices has been placed on administrative leave. Is this a real article? "a educational"

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2013 09:03 AM (fsLdt)

208 So now my rule is, try to only debate with a leftist when we have an audience.

^^^THIS.  Its always for the audience.  Always.  You'll never turn the idiot, you just want the audience to see that they're an idiot.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 09:03 AM (/gHaE)

209 203 Regarding arguing with leftists:

I will have to concede that I have NEVER changed the mind of the person with whom I am debating. Then I began to expand my focus, and I realized there are usually eavesdropping bystanders. These bystanders have not publicly committed to a viewpoint and so have less chance of "losing face" if they are swayed by what I say. They may never say anything, but you can be sure that if they have an interest in the topic, they will think about what they heard.

So now my rule is, try to only debate with a leftist when we have an audience. Posted by: Mindy at March 30, 2013 12:59 PM
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It is because they have been so co-opted by ideology that nothing short of some personal life-changing experience will bring them around. Sometimes, even that won't do it. I'll bet that Monica Lewinsky's parents are still Dems. Probably the same for the parents of  Chandra Levy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:03 AM (aDwsi)

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:04 AM (aDwsi)

211 >>>>"a educational"<<<<<

An heducational.....

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 30, 2013 09:04 AM (gh4OI)

212 I hope they get the clap, stroke out, and die on their feet. This goes double for whoever YOU thought I was talking about.

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 09:05 AM (QQnav)

213

>I went to the doctor the other day and was surprised I wasn't asked about guns.. What I found odd though was when I was checking I was asked if I had any Latino in me???<

Well, joo want some?

Posted by: Jose Rodrigo Conseco de la Cruz del la Madre, or jus' "Pepe" at March 30, 2013 09:06 AM (Yhu4q)

214 I'm a native and I call the joint Flori-duh.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 30, 2013 09:06 AM (gh4OI)

215 Is this a real article?

Real as a fucking brain tumor.  It passed spell check, they shipped it.

That's the way shit is these days.  We live in an age of diminished expectations.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 09:06 AM (/gHaE)

216 On Top Mag) — A caller into New York NY1′s The Call argued for the beheading of gays. The man, who identified himself as Chris from Willowbrook (Staten Island), said that Sharia law was needed in the United States “because thatÂ’s the only way this deviant lifestyle will be corrected,” according to audio captured by GoodAsYou.org. “IÂ’m Muslim and I believe 110 percent in Sharia law.” “You know what happens in Islamic countries? You know what happens to the gay people, correct? TheyÂ’re beheaded,” the caller said. “IÂ’m going to fight as hard as I can with all my Muslim brothers and sisters to make Sharia law in the United States.” “So people should be beheaded for being gay? Come on, this is America,” host Maria Milito complained. “YouÂ’re anti-Muslim?” “IÂ’m not anti-Muslim,” Milito asserted. “YouÂ’re anti-Muslim if you are saying that about my religion.” “So you have no friends who are gay?” she asked.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 09:06 AM (9Bj8R)

217 Liberals, collectively, manifest all of the symptoms of battered-wife syndrome.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:06 AM (aDwsi)

218 Chewbacca and her wig are on the cover of Vogue this month. Just flipped over the top copy in the checkout line.

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 09:07 AM (QQnav)

219 I hope they get the clap, stroke out, and die on their feet. It's got a nice beat and I can dance to it.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2013 09:07 AM (fsLdt)

220

Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams are playing right now in the Sony Open?

IYHO, which is hotter?

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 30, 2013 09:07 AM (Yhu4q)

221 ^^^THIS. Its always for the audience. Always. You'll never turn the idiot, you just want the audience to see that they're an idiot. Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 01:03 PM (/gHaE) 'Course, the left uses that against us all the time, showing the audience what kind of demonization a person can expect to be subjected to if they dare think for themselves. Still, there have GOT to be some people in the world with enough steel in their spines to manage a bit of independent thought.

Posted by: Mindy at March 30, 2013 09:08 AM (wk9P4)

222 So now my rule is, try to only debate with a leftist when we have an audience.
Posted by: Mindy at March 30, 2013 12:59 PM (wk9P4)



My rule as well, it's a pointless exercise to try and actually reason with a committed leftist. And the fence sitters really love seeing the smug get taken down a few pegs. I've turned many to our side using this tactic.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 30, 2013 09:09 AM (hpYnL)

223 The default way to describe a Democrat member of the House that has done wrong is: Rep. Joe Schmoe Isn't that cute.

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 30, 2013 09:09 AM (tOkJB)

224 Carey may be washed up but he's sitting on piles of cash and sleeping with hot babes. If wish I had the right to suck like that.

Posted by: occam at March 30, 2013 09:10 AM (TYMC8)

225 “So people should be beheaded for being gay? Come on, this is America,” host Maria Milito complained.

The left's tongue bathing of Muslims will not end well, but it might end very suddenly for certain individuals

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 09:10 AM (/gHaE)

226 I actually began compiling a list of *jailed* Dempoliticians/Bureaucrats. It became so large and unwieldy that I gave up. Example: 35 in Atlanta school system this week.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:12 AM (aDwsi)

227 Is this a real article? "a educational" Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2013 01:03 PM (fsLdt) I'll fix it for you: "a heducational"

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 30, 2013 09:12 AM (tOkJB)

228 It is because they have been so co-opted by ideology that nothing short of some personal life-changing experience will bring them around. Sometimes, even that won't do it. I'll bet that Monica Lewinsky's parents are still Dems. Probably the same for the parents of Chandra Levy. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 01:03 PM (aDwsi) Yep. People are far less rational than what you'd think is necessary for survival.

Posted by: Mindy at March 30, 2013 09:12 AM (wk9P4)

229 224 Carey may be washed up but he's sitting on piles of cash and sleeping with hot babes. If wish I had the right to suck like that. Posted by: occam at March 30, 2013 01:10 PM
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Nope..., not worth it to be him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:13 AM (aDwsi)

230 There was also a democrat mayor in Florida who was drunk driving, crashed, and the police found him sleeping in the wreck. Democrats, they are like the grey goo of politics

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 09:13 AM (QQnav)

231 Chewbacca and her wig are on the cover of Vogue this month. Just flipped over the top copy in the checkout line. **** Wintour is legendary for her success at running Vogue. Either she is allowing her personal ideals to interfere with her professional judgement OR there she sees this as an attention-grabbing issue which will sell like crazy. I just can't believe Moo's on the same cover that Cindy Crawford and Christy Turlington have graced.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 09:13 AM (piMMO)

232 Laser gun could counter surface, air attacks By Sam Fellman - Staff writer Posted : Saturday Mar 30, 2013 8:46:54 EDT Forget the line about “a galaxy far, far away” — “Star Wars” may be coming to your ship sooner than you think. After years of development and millions of dollars, the Navy plans to field-test a laser cannon on a ship as soon as October, a forward-deployed test that should get the fleet’s proverbial FC1 (SW) Skywalkers salivating. “We’re working and the money’s in place in [fiscal year] ’14, to deploy a laser gun in the Arabian Gulf on the [afloat forward staging base] Ponce,” Chief of Naval Operations Adm. Jon Greenert told Norfolk, Va., sailors at a Jan. 25 all-hands call. “So who knows, petty officers up here could be the ones shooting the laser gun.” This will be the first laser tested on a deployed ship; designers believe the weapon soon will be potent enough to disable flying drones, speeding boats and incoming missiles. Navy officials hope more advanced lasers will one day be a tactical “game-changer.” “More powerful shipboard lasers, which could become ready for installation in subsequent years, could provide Navy surface ships with an ability to counter a wider range of surface and air targets at ranges up to about 10 miles,” wrote naval analyst Ronald O’Rourke in a March 14 Congressional Research Service report, issued only weeks before the Navy plans to unveil its laser prototype at the Navy League’s annual Sea-Air-Space Expo outside Washington, D.C.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 09:14 AM (9Bj8R)

233 IYHO, which is hotter? You misspelled Ann Kournikova. I think.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2013 09:14 AM (fsLdt)

234 228
Yep. People are far less rational than what you'd think is necessary for survival. Posted by: Mindy at March 30, 2013 01:12 PM
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They survive because the rest of us are doing the hard work..., won't last much longer though.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:14 AM (aDwsi)

235 Wherein I make fun of two nuts in one fell swoop: #NorthKoreaConspiracyTheories When they speak of "bombs" what they mean is they will drop DVDs of @JimCarrey movies over American cities.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 09:15 AM (piMMO)

236 I just can't believe Moo's on the same cover that Cindy Crawford and Christy Turlington have graced. Affirmative action.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2013 09:15 AM (EOEaX)

237 Beautiful day.  Already been on the roof putting touches on my leakproofing.  Supposed to storm tonight.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 09:15 AM (ifi6m)

238 I've turned many to our side using this tactic. Posted by: mugiwara at March 30, 2013 01:09 PM (hpYnL) Thanks for striving. I really mean that. We must all do what we can to fight the decline.

Posted by: Mindy at March 30, 2013 09:15 AM (wk9P4)

239 235 Wherein I make fun of two nuts in one fell swoop:

#NorthKoreaConspiracyTheories

When they speak of "bombs" what they mean is they will drop DVDs of @JimCarrey movies over American cities. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 01:15 PM
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Laughing here..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:16 AM (aDwsi)

240 Carrey made over 200 MILLION not sure if he knows/cares he is now washed upSource - IMDB (See Related Links) Salary Bruce Almighty (2003) $25,000,000 How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) $20,000,000 + merchandising Me, Myself & Irene (2000) $20,000,000 Man on the Moon (1999) $20,000,000 The Truman Show (199 $12,000,000 Liar Liar (1997) $20,000,000 The Cable Guy (1996) $20,000,000 Batman Forever (1995) $5,000,000 Dumb & Dumber (1994) $7 000,000 The Mask (1994) $540,000 Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) $350,000 "In Living Color" (1990) $25,000/episode

Posted by: occam at March 30, 2013 09:16 AM (TYMC8)

241 And so did I. Tough name.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2013 09:16 AM (fsLdt)

242 236 I just can't believe Moo's on the same cover that Cindy Crawford and Christy Turlington have graced.

Affirmative action.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2013 01:15 PM
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They sent a signal when DWS was troweled onto the cover.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:17 AM (aDwsi)

243 I do all the grocery shopping for my fam. Every week one or both of them are glowingly portrayed on at least one glossy magazine cover. Goddamned fucking cultists

Posted by: Truman North at March 30, 2013 09:17 AM (I2LwF)

244 They sent a signal when DWS was troweled onto the cover. *** Egad!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 09:18 AM (piMMO)

245 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 01:15 PM ------- Excellent example of mockery application.

Posted by: Mindy at March 30, 2013 09:18 AM (wk9P4)

246 218 Chewbacca and her wig are on the cover of Vogue this month. Just flipped over the top copy in the checkout line.

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Well, I guess that'll learn ya, won't it. *Never* flip over the top cover of Vogue to see what's on the cover.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at March 30, 2013 09:19 AM (U82Km)

247 Heh, he made all that money and he has "hot women", and yet he is still almost as desperate for attention as occam.

Pity that.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at March 30, 2013 09:20 AM (gh4OI)

248 Laughing here.. You laugh now, imperialist running dog, but it won't be so funny when my 70 year old soldiers invade Austin, Texas. Half a century of fighting experience hard to beat.

Posted by: Kim Jong-un [/i] at March 30, 2013 09:21 AM (feFL6)

249

>I do all the grocery shopping for my fam. Every week one or both of them are glowingly portrayed on at least one glossy magazine cover.

Goddamned fucking cultists<

 

Your fam is famous?

 

 

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 30, 2013 09:21 AM (Yhu4q)

250 Hold it, hold it..., DWS may have just been an article....
Here it is http://tinyurl.com/c4a8s4l

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:22 AM (aDwsi)

251 Carey may be washed up but he's sitting on piles of cash and sleeping
with hot babes. If wish I had the right to suck like that.

Posted by: occam at March 30, 2013 01:10 PM
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Nope..., not worth it to be him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 01:13 PM (aDwsi)

 

 

----------------------------------------------

 

 

Yup.  I'd rather be me.

 

*breaks out in song*

 

I gotta be me........

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 09:22 AM (ifi6m)

252 How Michele and Barack are "inspiring" America: http://binged.it/Xj9bgP Give me a fucking break.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 09:22 AM (piMMO)

253 We preparing meal ready to eat for troops now. Food very poplar with elite troops.

Posted by: Kim Jong-un [/i] at March 30, 2013 09:23 AM (feFL6)

254

>>Carrey made over 200 MILLION not sure if he knows/cares he is now washed up

Last flick that made any cash was 2003?

Oh, he knows/cares

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 30, 2013 09:24 AM (Yhu4q)

255 Ooops. Wrong link http://bit.ly/Xt4Oip

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 09:24 AM (piMMO)

256 Navy officials hope more advanced lasers will one day be a tactical “game-changer.”

Heat dissipation is the bugaboo, it limits cycle time.

Probably looking at around 20-30sec/shot for a monster laser which makes it worthless for close in work.  If they're think of CWIS replacements, they'll be waiting a LONG TIME.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 09:25 AM (/gHaE)

257 Hold it, hold it..., DWS may have just been an article.... Here it is http://tinyurl.com/c4a8s4l *** Who the hell is in the photo?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 09:25 AM (piMMO)

258 Time to go cut trees...., if I can that damned old McCulloch cranked

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:25 AM (aDwsi)

259

How Michele and Barack are "inspiring" America

 

To get by on less? To take up home doctoring? Creative use of epithets?

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 30, 2013 09:26 AM (BsxM8)

260 257 Hold it, hold it..., DWS may have just been an article....
Here it is http://tinyurl.com/c4a8s4l

***

Who the hell is in the photo? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 01:25 PM
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Wasserman-Schultz. Described by Dennis Miller as , "A waste of a hyphen"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:27 AM (aDwsi)

261 Time to go cut trees...., if I can that damned old McCulloch cranked Save bark for invading troops, running dog.

Posted by: Kim Jong-un [/i] at March 30, 2013 09:27 AM (feFL6)

262 We raff at you Un, velly funny little pimple that you are, come get some! We kill you long time.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 09:27 AM (8Hnjw)

263 To get by on less? To take up home doctoring? Creative use of epithets? *** All the above!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 09:27 AM (piMMO)

264 255 Ooops. Wrong link

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I was expecting the London Boys.

Posted by: Assault Citizen Anachronda at March 30, 2013 09:27 AM (U82Km)

265 Wasserman-Schultz. Described by Dennis Miller as , "A waste of a hyphen" **** Did he mean hymen?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 09:28 AM (piMMO)

266 'Nam Grunt! Great to see you!

Posted by: Mindy at March 30, 2013 09:28 AM (wk9P4)

267 259 How Michele and Barack are "inspiring" America

To get by on less? To take up home doctoring? Creative use of epithets? Posted by: Grey Fox at March 30, 2013 01:26 PM
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Inflate our tires, paint our roofs white..., stuff like that..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:28 AM (aDwsi)

268 I was expecting the London Boys. *** Pavlov strikes again!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 09:28 AM (piMMO)

269 paint our roofs white..., stuff like that.. Racist.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2013 09:29 AM (EOEaX)

270 You can get a pretty complete Army surplus field surgery kit pretty cheap.  Good enough for sewing up nasty gashes and such

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 09:30 AM (/gHaE)

271 “So you have no friends who are gay?” she asked.   " Yes" the muslim caller responded, "I have friends that are gay, they just have no heads".

Posted by: t-dubyah-d at March 30, 2013 09:30 AM (u6lBN)

272 Save bark for invading troops, running dog. Posted by: Kim Jong-un at March 30, 2013 01:27 PM (feFL6) *** bring it on, dog-eater!

Posted by: Governor Rick Perry at March 30, 2013 09:30 AM (piMMO)

273 269
Racist. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2013 01:29 PM
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Hater.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:30 AM (aDwsi)

274 ::::256 Navy officials hope more advanced lasers will one day be a tactical “game-changer.” Heat dissipation is the bugaboo, it limits cycle time. Probably looking at around 20-30sec/shot for a monster laser which makes it worthless for close in work. If they're think of CWIS replacements, they'll be waiting a LONG TIME. Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 01:25 PM (/gHaE):::: Hopefully they can develop the rail gun concept further.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 30, 2013 09:31 AM (JDIKC)

275 Wasserman-Schultz. Described by Dennis Miller as , "A waste of a hyphen" **** Did he mean hymen? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 01:28 PM (piMMO) that ship has long since sailed!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 09:32 AM (9Bj8R)

276 BTW, hw much photo shopping was done to that photo in comment 255? Her eyebrows are immediately noticeable.

Posted by: Governor Rick Perry at March 30, 2013 09:32 AM (piMMO)

277 off great American sock

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 09:32 AM (piMMO)

278 Inflate our tires, paint our roofs white..., stuff like that..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 01:28 PM (aDwsi)

 

 

------------------------------------------

 

 

Care, maintainence, and efficiency with  our weapons......proper ammo for different situations.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 09:32 AM (ifi6m)

279 The white roof thing was actually a good idea for new construction in the south, they just made it sound stupid.  Those TiO window films are like in the 70% IR reflective range.  White paint?  Its white because of TiO

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 09:32 AM (/gHaE)

280 Racist. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2013 01:29 PM ===== Hater. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 01:30 PM (aDwsi) Two great tastes that taste great together.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2013 09:33 AM (EOEaX)

281 274 ::::256 Navy officials hope more advanced lasers will one day be a tactical “game-changer.”

Heat dissipation is the bugaboo, it limits cycle time.

Probably looking at around 20-30sec/shot for a monster laser which makes it worthless for close in work. If they're think of CWIS replacements, they'll be waiting a LONG TIME.
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 01:25 PM (/gHaE)::::

Hopefully they can develop the rail gun concept further. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 30, 2013 01:31 PM
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Spent some time with a CO2 10KW laser. It was fun.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:34 AM (aDwsi)

282 TUCSON, Ariz. — Brett D. Shadle always had wanted to be a member of the Navy's most elite special forces unit. A year after enlisting, he made it happen and went on to become a highly decorated member of the Navy's famed SEAL Team 6. U.S. military officials confirmed Saturday that Shadle, a 31-year-old special warfare operator chief, died Thursday when he and another SEAL collided in midair during a parachute training exercise over the rugged desert of southern Arizona. Shadle was taken to University of Arizona Medical Center in Tucson, where he was pronounced dead. The other SEAL – an unidentified E-6 petty officer first class – remained in stable condition Saturday at the Tucson hospital. Military officials said the accident was under investigation. Family members said Shadle, of Elizabethville, Pa., was stationed in Virginia. He was married and had a 2-year-old son and 4-year-old daughter. His uncle Donald Shadle, 67, of Elizabethville, expressed disbelief, saying his nephew had been on many overseas missions only to come back and get killed during a training exercise. "He was always a good kid, and he always wanted to be a Navy SEAL and that's what he did," Donald Shadle said. Shadle enlisted in the Navy in July 2000. The following year he completed his SEAL training and was assigned to his first unit in early 2002. Navy officials said Shadle had earned multiple Bronze Star Medals with Valor and several service ribbons. While details about his deployments were secret, officials confirmed he had served in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 09:34 AM (9Bj8R)

283 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 01:34 PM (9Bj8R) *** Rest In Peace

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 09:35 AM (piMMO)

284 279 The white roof thing was actually a good idea for new construction in the south, they just made it sound stupid. Those TiO window films are like in the 70% IR reflective range. White paint? Its white because of TiO
Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 01:32 PM
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So..., like, melanin is not a player here, I guess..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:36 AM (aDwsi)

285 Navy officials hope more advanced lasers will one day be a tactical “game-changer.” Popcorn shares rising.

Posted by: zsasz at March 30, 2013 09:38 AM (MMC8r)

286 We kill you long time. Texas tough guy. Running dogs run rike dogs when approaching battle tested (Battle on Height 351, 1953) troops approach.

Posted by: Kim Jong-un [/i] at March 30, 2013 09:38 AM (feFL6)

287

Jeff Daniels- known mostly for extended disgusting toliet scene

Jason Biggs-known mostly for sticking his little biggs in a pie

Jim Carrey - known mostly for talking out of his ass

 

Yeah Carrey knows/cares that he's washed up

Posted by: Albie Damned at March 30, 2013 09:38 AM (Yhu4q)

288 282 TUCSON, Ariz. — Brett D. Shadle always had wanted to be a member of the Navy's most elite special forces unit. A year after enlisting, he made it happen and went on to become a highly decorated member of the Navy's famed SEAL Team 6.

Military officials said the accident was under investigation.

Family members said Shadle, of Elizabethville, Pa., was stationed in Virginia. He was married and had a 2-year-old son and 4-year-old daughter.

His uncle Donald Shadle, 67, of Elizabethville, expressed disbelief, saying his nephew had been on many overseas missions only to come back and get killed during a training exercise.

"He was always a good kid, and he always wanted to be a Navy SEAL and that's what he did," Donald Shadle said.

Shadle enlisted in the Navy in July 2000. The following year he completed his SEAL training and was assigned to his first unit in early 2002.

Navy officials said Shadle had earned multiple Bronze Star Medals with Valor and several service ribbons. While details about his deployments were secret, officials confirmed he had served in Afghanistan and Iraq. Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 01:34 PM
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It sucks...., that's all, it just sucks. RIP

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:39 AM (aDwsi)

289

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 01:34 PM (9Bj8R)

 

 

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Combat arms is not for wusses.  It's dangerous in war and peacetime.  RIP, Brett.  You done good. 

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 09:40 AM (ifi6m)

290 U.S. military officials confirmed Saturday that Shadle, a 31-year-old special warfare operator chief, died Thursday when he and another SEAL collided in midair during a parachute training exercise over the rugged desert of southern Arizona. HALO. That explains a few things.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 09:40 AM (rN/kR)

291 266 Mindy,

Great to see you too.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 09:41 AM (8Hnjw)

292 Truman, I fired you an email. It's entitled "Hopeless from AoS", incase you need to fish it from SPam folder.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 30, 2013 09:42 AM (HPNED)

293 266 Mindy, Great to see you too. Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 01:41 PM (8Hnjw) Would you 2 like to be alone? I know this nice motel.....

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 09:43 AM (9Bj8R)

294 No-one expects the London Boys. Almost never.

Posted by: eleven at March 30, 2013 09:44 AM (fsLdt)

295 HALO. That explains a few things.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 01:40 PM (rN/kR)

 

 

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First thing I thought when I read your comment:  O2 deprivation.  System malfunction, or heaven forbid, he forgot to turn it on.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 09:45 AM (ifi6m)

296 Combat arms is not for wusses. It's dangerous in war and peacetime This. Try explaining how dangerous an "easy day" in a tank or mech infantry Battalion motor pool is to someone who hasn't been there. They don't get it, and that's the least dangerous part of the job. Training itself is filled with 1,000 different ways to get yourself seriously hurt.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2013 09:45 AM (EOEaX)

297 Combat arms is not for wusses. It's dangerous in war and peacetime This. Try explaining how dangerous an "easy day" in a tank or mech infantry Battalion motor pool is to someone who hasn't been there. They don't get it, and that's the least dangerous part of the job. Training itself is filled with 1,000 different ways to get yourself seriously hurt. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2013 01:45 PM (EOEaX) Yup- It's a hell of a lot safer in the Dental Clinic. The worst that ever happened to me was having a Marine faint on me- but he was a real big guy!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 09:47 AM (9Bj8R)

298 289 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 01:34 PM (9Bj8R)


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Combat arms is not for wusses. It's dangerous in war and peacetime. RIP, Brett. You done good. Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 01:40 PM
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SEAL story: I took 4 months instruction in, ...wait for it..., fencing. The instructor was an ex-SEAL. On the first day he said, "Gentlemen, fencing is widely regarded as a sport for pussies, I am here to disabuse you of that notion". The warm-up for each class was a 1/2 mile run...., backwards. It later was revealed that he didn't really have a lot of regard for fencing with epees himself, as he much preferred saber fighting...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 09:47 AM (aDwsi)

299 286,

OH! ok cocksucker bring your video game playing ass to Austin and we'll get that haji from NY to come down here and behead you according to sharia law then we'll put his sorry ass on a greyhound back to NY norks what an effing joke, (everyone knows that China/Russia are fucking with odumbass).

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 09:50 AM (8Hnjw)

300 First thing I thought when I read your comment: O2 deprivation. System malfunction, or heaven forbid, he forgot to turn it on. The pre-checks for HALO are too extensive, it's almost never an issue of the gear. I would be shocked to find it was a gear problem. Knowing nothing more than you know, I would be willing to bet that they both exited toward the same point in space and whoever was above could not correct their flight in enough time, and they collided.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2013 09:50 AM (EOEaX)

301 295 HALO. That explains a few things. Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 01:40 PM (rN/kR) ------------------------------------- First thing I thought when I read your comment: O2 deprivation. System malfunction, or heaven forbid, he forgot to turn it on. Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 01:45 PM (ifi6m) All possible. The velocities achieved, are what, 120-130mph? Deadly shit. The initial reports made it sound like a chute malfunction doing recreational jumps down at Campbell, or some shit.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 09:51 AM (rN/kR)

302 It later was revealed that he didn't really have a lot of regard for fencing with epees himself, as he much preferred saber fighting...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 30, 2013 01:47 PM (aDwsi)

 

 

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Sabers, graduate, and then on to knife fighting.  Wish I wasn't so old.  So many things that should have been learned.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 09:53 AM (ifi6m)

303 Un sounds like when you are constipated maybe he his but he had better stfu, or his shit will be loose in a hurry.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 09:54 AM (8Hnjw)

304 303 Un sounds like when you are constipated maybe he his but he had better stfu, or his shit will be loose in a hurry. Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 01:54 PM (8Hnjw) Spoiled Fat Boy wants to play with his toys.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 09:56 AM (rN/kR)

305 All possible. The velocities achieved, are what, 120-130mph? Deadly shit. The initial reports made it sound like a chute malfunction doing recreational jumps down at Campbell, or some shit.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 01:51 PM (rN/kR)

 

 

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Wasn't there an accident a few years ago with the Army's Golden Knights where two members  collided and ripped the doomed man's leg/arm  off? 

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 09:56 AM (ifi6m)

306 It's too bad we don't have an American citizen as president. Had we not currently been run by a Kenyan guy with no legitimate ID, and a lifelong hatred for Americans, I'd welcome Kim Jongs threats.

Posted by: Whatev at March 30, 2013 09:57 AM (A7Wh1)

307 Hell, it's 75 degrees outside and the sun is shining. I'm going outside to play! Later roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2013 09:59 AM (U7ErG)

308 I hate it when these tin pot despots try to fuck with America's 11B40's, even tho' we have one in OUR house, but he ain't getting our guns I hope he is aware of that.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 09:59 AM (8Hnjw)

309 Un sounds like when you are constipated maybe he his but he had better stfu, or his shit will be loose in a hurry. You no hear, soldier boy, Peoples Army has nuke? More porerfull then TNT. Make Rick Perry forget the EPA, the DOE, and something else.

Posted by: Kim Jong-un [/i] at March 30, 2013 09:59 AM (feFL6)

310 Wasn't there an accident a few years ago with the Army's Golden Knights where two members collided and ripped the doomed man's leg/arm off? Leg. Killed the other guy. Google "Dana Bowman" and "Golden Knights" and you'll get the story.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2013 10:00 AM (EOEaX)

311


SEAL story: I took 4 months instruction in, ...wait for it..., fencing. The instructor was an ex-SEAL. On the first day he said, "Gentlemen, fencing is widely regarded as a sport for pussies, I am here to disabuse you of that notion". The warm-up for each class was a 1/2 mile run...., backwards. It later was revealed that he didn't really have a lot of regard for fencing with epees himself, as he much preferred saber fighting...


Military saber play is fun.  As is the historical European stuff (*not* SCA).

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 30, 2013 10:01 AM (lr3d7)

312 Wasn't there an accident a few years ago with the Army's Golden Knights where two members collided and ripped the doomed man's leg/arm off? Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 01:56 PM (ifi6m) I vaguely recall a fatal accident. I don't remember any details though.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 10:02 AM (fkxz5)

313 The NY post article about the fatality says it was a freefall collision, and they landed in different areas. 

That tells me his FXC fired and he landed unconscious / disabled and crashed into some nasty shit like a trees, fences etc that fucked him up.

I've been kicked in the head a few times in freefall, you can really get your bell rung from it.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 10:02 AM (/gHaE)

314 309,

Haha, hell Rick could beat his ass by himself and I don't believe the little shithead has a nuke that can travel 200miles.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 10:02 AM (8Hnjw)

315 From the Bowman site: Bowman and Aguillon were practicing a maneuver known as the Diamond Track. The maneuver calls for the jumpers to streak away from each other for about a mile and then turn 180 degrees and fly back toward each other crisscrossing in the sky. Bowman and Aguillon had demonstrated the Diamond Track more than fifty times without a mistake, but this time was different. Rather than crisscrossing, the two skydivers slammed into each other at a combined speed of 300 miles per hour. Aguillon died instantly. BowmanÂ’s legs were severed from his body, one above the knee and one below the knee. BowmanÂ’s parachute opened on impact. He was taken to a hospital in Phoenix where doctors closed his leg wounds and stopped his internal bleeding. What's the point of this maneuver?

Posted by: Ed Anger at March 30, 2013 10:03 AM (tOkJB)

316


Sabers, graduate, and then on to knife fighting. Wish I wasn't so old. So many things that should have been learned.


You're never too old.  You may never be great, but so what?

*starts grumbling about violin lessons*

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 30, 2013 10:03 AM (lr3d7)

317 phil ramone died.

Little known fact, but I was named after Joey.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 30, 2013 10:04 AM (uPbpg)

318


What's the point of this maneuver?


They're a parachute demonstration team, so a lot of this stuff is designed to show of skill. 


From a practical standpoint?  I guess it could be useful in avoiding ground fire.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 30, 2013 10:04 AM (lr3d7)

319 It's too bad we don't have an American citizen as president. Had we not currently been run by a Kenyan guy with no legitimate ID, and a lifelong hatred for Americans, I'd welcome Kim Jongs threats.

Posted by: Whatev at March 30, 2013 01:57 PM (A7Wh1)

 

 

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It's a sinking feeling when someone like this little twerp stirs up trouble and perhaps starts a war with a staunch ally and we have this anti-free world freak as preezy. 

 

It'll probably be Japan that has to take the brunt of the NORK's aggression.  Baraka will make a token gesture and then let  the region burn.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 10:04 AM (ifi6m)

320 What's the point of this maneuver?

Golden Knights are an airshow demonstration team.  Its one of the thing they do for the show.  They do that, RW formations, precision landings and such.

Posted by: @PurpAv at March 30, 2013 10:05 AM (/gHaE)

321

troopers, hussars, cossacks, etc. who try to windmill around with sabers, thinking they're going to hack, split, etc. the enemys' heads are only asking to get their sword-holding arm lopped off.

The only tactic is goring the opponent and an epee, or lance-type, sword is just as good if not better.

Posted by: beatles at March 30, 2013 10:06 AM (Kxz3Y)

322 I halo'ed off my couch the other night, although I did the real thing many years ago when it became popular for 11BP40. haha.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 10:07 AM (8Hnjw)

323 Unfortunately my only advice to the threats to American soldiers in South Korea, looking at 100,000 missils aimed at Soul SK is go AWOL before this Kenyan gets you killed on purpose, out of his (now) 5 year mission of "revenge" against America.

Posted by: Whatev at March 30, 2013 10:07 AM (A7Wh1)

324 What's the point of this maneuver? Golden Knights are a demonstration team, like the Blue Angels. There is no tactical purpose for the maneuver, they would have been wearing smoke pyro on their feet and the move would have made patterns in the sky.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2013 10:07 AM (EOEaX)

325 "Hoser" dates at least back to the 60s. Derived from "Hose Job" as in "We got hosed", originally a swindler but expanded to lame bullshitter, dumb or clumsy wannabe slick operator who thinks he is getting over on people who see right through him.

Posted by: SurferDoc at March 30, 2013 10:09 AM (6H6FZ)

326 If someone came at me with an epee I would slap her/him. That just sounds ghey.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 10:09 AM (8Hnjw)

327 310 Wasn't there an accident a few years ago with the Army's Golden Knights where two members collided and ripped the doomed man's leg/arm off? Leg. Killed the other guy. Google "Dana Bowman" and "Golden Knights" and you'll get the story. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 30, 2013 02:00 PM (EOEaX) Oh wow. Makes you think, some days, about all that fun play time with exceedingly dangerous, yet incredibly fun military toys all those years and escaped serious injury or death. But, it was a fucking blast.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 10:09 AM (fkxz5)

328 Just did some dentistry on myself. Took out part of a tooth and put in a temp filling.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 10:10 AM (9Bj8R)

329 :::::Just did some dentistry on myself. Took out part of a tooth and put in a temp filling. Ummm... Ow?

Posted by: EC at March 30, 2013 10:11 AM (doBIb)

330 325 "Hoser" dates at least back to the 60s. Derived from "Hose Job" as in "We got hosed", originally a swindler but expanded to lame bullshitter, dumb or clumsy wannabe slick operator who thinks he is getting over on people who see right through him. Posted by: SurferDoc at March 30, 2013 02:09 PM (6H6FZ) Not common knowledge? Huh.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 10:11 AM (fkxz5)

331 I haven't tried self dentistry, but have done self prescribed penicillin from the pet shop.

Posted by: Whatev at March 30, 2013 10:11 AM (A7Wh1)

332 328 Nevergiveup,

show off...

I ever tell you about the time I damn near did eye surgery on myself?

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 30, 2013 10:11 AM (LRFds)

333 Great to see ya around Nam Grunt. And glad you're on "our" side.

Posted by: teej at March 30, 2013 10:11 AM (Nsomq)

334 Yankees at West Point right now about to play the Cadets in the last spring training game before Opening Day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 10:11 AM (9Bj8R)

335 323,

Hope they don't fall into a honeywell when they are heading to the 'ville.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 10:11 AM (8Hnjw)

336 Hell, it's 75 degrees outside and the sun is shining. I'm going outside to play! Later roonz and roonettez! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 30, 2013 01:59 PM (U7ErG) Same here, warm and full sun. I just came in from sunbathing because the shade from the house is blocking the sunbathing area for an hour or so, then it's back outside to read. It's funny, because I'm surrounded by snowbanks, still.

Posted by: Qualia at March 30, 2013 10:12 AM (XYSwB)

337 325 SurferDoc,

popularized by the documentary StrangeBrew eh....

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 30, 2013 10:12 AM (LRFds)

338  If someone came at me with an epee I would slap her/him. That just sounds ghey.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 02:09 PM (8Hnjw)

 

 

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Just shoot 'em.  Indiana Jones style.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 10:14 AM (ifi6m)

339 It's a sinking feeling when someone like this little twerp stirs up trouble and perhaps starts a war with a staunch ally and we have this anti-free world freak as preezy. It'll probably be Japan that has to take the brunt of the NORK's aggression. Baraka will make a token gesture and then let the region burn. Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 02:04 PM (ifi6m) That's when the puppet strings become so visible.

Posted by: Qualia at March 30, 2013 10:14 AM (XYSwB)

340 Just saw a commercial about an Easter lambit, bet that would be fun on the grill half rabbit half lamb yummers.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 10:14 AM (8Hnjw)

341 The web has been tortuous today. For anyone else?

Posted by: Qualia at March 30, 2013 10:14 AM (XYSwB)

342 Just did some dentistry on myself. Took out part of a tooth and put in a temp filling. So 'Just say NO' has a different meaning to you?

Posted by: Regular Moron [/i] at March 30, 2013 10:15 AM (feFL6)

343 Those of us wanting to make cultural headway need to read the reddit politics thread, especially the comments. Until we internalize that those are some of the key Obama supporters, we will make no progress. They are fully literate, received 12+ years of public education, were taught false things about economics, were taught to turn off all critical thinking skills, and are incapable of thinking logically. It is those people that we must sway.

Posted by: Hopeless at March 30, 2013 10:16 AM (clcLS)

344 I'll the Yanks credit, they are always very respectful of the Military

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 30, 2013 10:16 AM (9Bj8R)

345 338 325 SurferDoc,

popularized by the documentary StrangeBrew eh....

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 30, 2013 02:12 PM (LRFds)



Beauty, Eh?

Posted by: SurferDoc at March 30, 2013 10:17 AM (6H6FZ)

346 342,

It is everyday as long as libtards type I despise those mofo's with a fire.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 10:17 AM (8Hnjw)

347 Oh wow. Makes you think, some days, about all that fun play time with exceedingly dangerous, yet incredibly fun military toys all those years and escaped serious injury or death.

But, it was a fucking blast.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 02:09 PM (fkxz5)

 

 

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Yes.  Yes it was.      And it's a fucking pleasure seeing much of that fun being poured on the heads  of an actual enemy.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 10:17 AM (ifi6m)

348 half rabbit -half lamb Filling up the gas tank now. See ya in about niner hours give or take. Save me some leftovers.

Posted by: teej at March 30, 2013 10:18 AM (e0nsQ)

349 336 323, Hope they don't fall into a honeywell when they are heading to the 'ville. Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 02:11 PM (8Hnjw) Liberty. 1978. Ye Chon K-58. An Dong. Chom-Chom. Back of a Six-by. Soju. -35F. Strange days, indeed.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at March 30, 2013 10:18 AM (fkxz5)

350 Just saw a commercial about an Easter lambit, bet that would be fun on the grill half rabbit half lamb yummers. Save some for liberating Peoples Army, tough guy. Senior battle tested generals of Peoples Army suggest 3,000 troops to occupy Texas. I thrink half that number.

Posted by: Kim Jong-un [/i] at March 30, 2013 10:18 AM (feFL6)

351 349,

Hey Brother nice seeing you, how's the band?

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 10:19 AM (8Hnjw)

352

321 troopers, hussars, cossacks, etc. who try to windmill around with sabers, thinking they're going to hack, split, etc. the enemys' headsare only asking to get their sword-holding arm lopped off.
The only tactic is goring the opponent and an epee, or lance-type, sword is just as good if not better.

 

The problem is that people don't often die immediately from thrust wounds and can still land that killing slash on the head on the guy that just thrust them through the body. Add to that the problem that a thrust can only target one area at a time whereas a cut from above can potentially target pretty much anywhere, real fights are fought in three dimensions in which fighters move laterally (indeed, it is pretty much a requirement), etc., and you will realize why most military blades have been either cut-and-thrust or primarily cutting weapons (yes, the Roman gladius was a cut and thrust weapon - see Polybius for an account of thw Romans hacking off limbs).

 

The Victorians were wrong - swordmanship was not an evolution towards a more thrusting type of fighting, nor is the thrust necessarily a superior tactic.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 30, 2013 10:19 AM (BsxM8)

353 Send Dennis Rodman back with a peace dove. Couldn't hurt.

Posted by: Beagle at March 30, 2013 10:20 AM (sOtz/)

354 and...I banged Ace's Amazon store twice in two days...

and let me tell you she's cute....


needs a flea dip though.

All kidding aside Indy metro morons should never forget that often Amazon is defacto overnight here because 'Indy metro" eh....

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 30, 2013 10:24 AM (LRFds)

355 new thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 30, 2013 10:24 AM (piMMO)

356 354 Beagle,

given the necessity of the mission and urgency I'd siggest tackwelding his ass to an MX for delivery.....

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 30, 2013 10:25 AM (LRFds)

357  Send Dennis Rodman back with a peace dove.

Couldn't hurt.

Posted by: Beagle at March 30, 2013 02:20 PM (sOtz/)

 

 

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He needs to learn the song "It's A Small World" so he can sing it to that little fuck.

Posted by: Soona at March 30, 2013 10:26 AM (ifi6m)

358 356 NDH,

like clockwork eh?

I start hinting at Star Wars fetish pron and there we have it...nood threads

Posted by: Harlekwin15-Emergency back Up Angst ID at March 30, 2013 10:26 AM (LRFds)

359 350,

Never been to ROK too busy volunteering for extra tours in 'Nam, fought with them in 'Nam Whitehorse Div. tough mofo's, Dad was there (37yrs Army) fought in 3 wars God Bless his eleven bravo ass retired when he was a Command Sgt. Major. He use to tell me horror stories about running up and down those yamas (I think) at -20 in the morning for PT.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 10:28 AM (8Hnjw)

360 Don't know what's going to happen with the band Mr G. It has gotten back to what closed it down back in the nineties already. Base players wife doesn't want him to have a life. He won't put his foot down. It sucks but we still love him like a brother.

Posted by: teej at March 30, 2013 10:30 AM (+jNI+)

361 361,

Sorry to hear that teej, you hang there Brother.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at March 30, 2013 10:32 AM (8Hnjw)

362 Always bro'.

Posted by: teej at March 30, 2013 10:35 AM (e0nsQ)

363 Will tweet for attention.

Hello?

Anyone?

He-hello...?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at March 30, 2013 12:26 PM (gmoEG)

364 They are not only spokesmen for Brawndo - they use it daily!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at March 30, 2013 12:59 PM (gmoEG)

365 Someone should tell Jim Carrey that scissors have killed far more innocent children than guns.  There are a lot more Kermit Gosnels than Adam Lanzas.

I heart Greg Gutfeld.  I am getting ready to go camping right in the middle of Libville and am bringing his book with me for entertainment.  I suspect I will be needing a laugh.

Posted by: shan at March 30, 2013 02:02 PM (V9MHw)

366 My husband and I both agreed, the first time we saw him on tv, that he is a no talent puke that sucked dick and took it in the ass (he liked that part) to get his foot in the door. He's as funny as pancreatic cancer.  Never spent a dime to watch him in anything.  Won't even watch him for free.

I think he and the studio stupid enough to base a movie around him are trying to get free publicity.  No such thing as bad publicity, blah, blah, blah.  Just spell my name right.

Gym Cari

Posted by: Torqued at March 30, 2013 02:18 PM (AKS75)

367 Carrey needs Dana Carvey to do the "Master of Disguise" schtick at him: "This is what you're doing...." [does the blah-blah-blah hand signal] "...This is what I want you to do." [turns around, bends over and does the talking-ass thing] "Any questions?" And Jason Biggs? Dude, even Ned "SQUEEEEE!!!" Beatty has the boardroom speech from Network that they can run on the tube when he dies. You? You've got you fucking a pie.

Posted by: Rich Fader at March 30, 2013 02:29 PM (Wjgl6)

368 Posted by: Torqued at March 30, 2013 06:18 PM (AKS75)

Whoa! That rant is a thing of beauty, and I salute you for it! Good job!

Posted by: Name at March 30, 2013 05:58 PM (KqnY1)

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