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May 04, 2013

Saturday Morning Specific Subject Thread
— JohnE.

Lemurs.

Posted by: JohnE. at 06:48 AM | Comments (269)
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1 So we can't discuss stoats on this thread?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2013 06:49 AM (mGBy8)

2 How about Capuchin monkeys?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2013 06:50 AM (mGBy8)

3 Or ferrets?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 06:50 AM (PkYpQ)

4 Only lemurs.

Posted by: JohnE. at May 04, 2013 06:50 AM (nRTou)

5 Femurs?

Posted by: Diffus at May 04, 2013 06:50 AM (A8lyI)

6 I'm a big fan of Meadowlark Lemur.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 04, 2013 06:51 AM (cnmE6)

7 They're a form of a weasel.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 04, 2013 06:53 AM (X6akg)

8 I never met a lemur I didn't like.

Posted by: zombie will rogers at May 04, 2013 06:53 AM (mGBy8)

9 Femurs?
That's not very humerus.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2013 06:54 AM (mGBy8)

10 If we were discussing how a Capuchin monkey is not a lemur, would we still be in topic?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 06:55 AM (PkYpQ)

11 I'll just wait over here for the pygmy marmoset thread.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 04, 2013 06:55 AM (53riN)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 04, 2013 06:56 AM (+z4pE)

13 It's weasels, all the way down.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2013 06:56 AM (cHZB7)

14 Leaping Lemurs!

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2013 06:56 AM (5H6zj)

15 >>> If we were discussing how a Capuchin monkey is not a lemur, would we still be in topic? Within reason.

Posted by: JohnE. at May 04, 2013 06:56 AM (nRTou)

16 Also, I suspect a pack/gaggle/herd of lemurs could run this country better than the current administration.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 06:56 AM (PkYpQ)

17 You can't make lemuraid without squeezing a few lemurs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 04, 2013 06:57 AM (+z4pE)

18 Is capuchin monkey a euphimism for somthin'? Around here you gotta ask.

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 04, 2013 06:57 AM (Tz35j)

19 >>13 It's weasels, all the way down. There's a joke in the fundraising profession that development officers aren't weasels, they're MINKS!

Posted by: Y-not at May 04, 2013 06:57 AM (5H6zj)

20 Why do I suspect the cobs are betting how long it takes for the horde to change the subject from LEMURS to something else?

Posted by: Liberty Lover at May 04, 2013 06:58 AM (sC7eQ)

21
Lemurs have a post time of 2:00 pm. Horses run at 6:24pm ET.

I'll take no. 4 in each race, whatever their names are.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2013 06:58 AM (jKWYf)

22 4 Only lemurs.

They are a lot more rough than ferrets. Never use them.

Posted by: John Travolta at May 04, 2013 06:58 AM (Cydud)

23 fastfreefall raises on excellent point. I am now afraid to Google Capuchin monkey.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 06:59 AM (PkYpQ)

24 Leaping Lemurs Batman!

Posted by: DaveA at May 04, 2013 06:59 AM (DL2i+)

25 At least you could have found a pic of a LOL lemur or of a grumpy lemur.

Posted by: Captain's daughter at May 04, 2013 06:59 AM (28VIe)

26 Went to Cars and Coffee this AM and missed our esteemed member GGE. Anyone see him on the ONT?

Gun show is in town. Might explain a lot.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 06:59 AM (4Mv1T)

27 Did anyone watch the old William Holden movie, "21 Hours at Munich" (about the Arab attack on the Israeli athletes at the 1972 Olympics), and was it OK?

Posted by: Baldy at May 04, 2013 06:59 AM (tyDFN)

28 The Lemur from Madagascar is funny as hell. Not as good as the penguin's. But still funny.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2013 06:59 AM (bXdYS)

29 Madagascar sucks.

Posted by: Lemur welfare union, local 1021 at May 04, 2013 07:00 AM (Cydud)

30 Lemurs (ˈliːmər/ LEE-mər) are a clade of strepsirrhine primates endemic to the island of Madagascar. The word "lemur" derives from the word lemures (ghosts or spirits) from Roman mythology and was first used to describe a slender loris due to its nocturnal habits and slow pace, but was later applied to the primates on Madagascar. Although lemurs often are confused with ancestral primates, the anthropoid primates (monkeys, apes, and humans) did not evolve from them; instead, lemurs merely share morphological and behavioral traits with basal primates.

Is that what this blog is trying to promote?

Posted by: soledad o'brien's earpiece at May 04, 2013 07:00 AM (mGBy8)

31 Wookies?

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2013 07:00 AM (4CuWg)

32 >>> At least you could have found a pic of a LOL lemur or of a grumpy lemur. Post updated.

Posted by: JohnE. at May 04, 2013 07:00 AM (nRTou)

Went to Cars and Coffee this AM and missed our esteemed member GGE. Anyone see him on the ONT?

Gun show is in town. Might explain a lot.

GGE was on the ONT, crashed soon after the breakfast post.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 04, 2013 07:01 AM (+z4pE)

34 A lemur is a lemur is a lemur. A democrat is just an ass.

Posted by: Sinsinatus at May 04, 2013 07:01 AM (TxWVg)

35 I have never seen it, Baldy, but I doubt there are any lemurs on it, so into the barrel with you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:01 AM (PkYpQ)

36
Gun show is in town. Might explain a lot.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 10:59 AM (4Mv1T) .7

Get me some 5.7 x 28. Don't pay over $35 a box. Buy all they have.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at May 04, 2013 07:01 AM (Cydud)

37 Gutter cleanin time, later kids.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet Palin/Walker 2016 at May 04, 2013 07:02 AM (XIxXP)

38 Go do that voodoo that you do so well!

Posted by: Hedley Lemur at May 04, 2013 07:02 AM (5H6zj)

39 Best line the Lemur had in part two. "Bring me my nut's, on a silver platter". Yes I've seen the movie 800 times, not by choice.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2013 07:02 AM (bXdYS)

40 The Lemur from Madagascar is funny as hell. Not as good as the penguin's. But still funny.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2013 10:59 AM (bXdYS)--------

King Julian. "You got to move it move it!"

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 04, 2013 07:02 AM (S2RnE)

41 What type of firearm is best for hunting lemurs?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2013 07:03 AM (mGBy8)

42 Oooh! Lots of grumpy lemurs! Thanks JohnE!

Posted by: Captain's daughter at May 04, 2013 07:03 AM (28VIe)

43 Is capuchin monkey a euphimism for somthin'? Around here you gotta ask. Penalty on the play. Violation of the Moron Query Zone. Asking a question in the thread. 15 yards. It remains first down. Will the timekeeper please reset the play clock to 10:57

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 07:03 AM (TVS9d)

44 Is that what this blog is trying to promote? Posted by: soledad o'brien's earpiece at May 04, 2013 11:00 AM (mGBy

Are they RINOS? Purists? SoCons? Out?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:03 AM (PkYpQ)

They are a type of weasel.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at May 04, 2013 07:04 AM (jz0+s)

46 Since John E. seems to be taking requests and advice, any chance of putting the picture below the fold? The stark simplicity of the topic had a certain grace.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 04, 2013 07:04 AM (lVb7s)

47 Go do that voodoo that you do so well!

Posted by: Hedley Lemur at May 04, 2013 11:02 AM (5H6zj)

So, you caught Blazing Lemurs last nite too, eh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 04, 2013 07:04 AM (+z4pE)

48 Billy Bob. I'm not going, sorry. The older I get, the less I tolerate crowds.

I manage to buy/sell/trade anything I need/want on armslist and Carolinashootersclub.

And that is NOT Carolinas Hooters Club

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:04 AM (4Mv1T)

49 Raccoons with teh hivs.

Posted by: soothie at May 04, 2013 07:05 AM (NNTrd)

50 Always with the lemurs.... Never a good discussion on the difference between platyrrhines and catarrhines. Always lemurs.

Posted by: Jerry at May 04, 2013 07:05 AM (4SKYj)

51 They are a type of weasel.
I don't think we're allowed to discuss Hollywood celebrities on this thread unless they own lemurs.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2013 07:05 AM (mGBy8)

52 Agree with polli.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:06 AM (PkYpQ)

53 >>> Since John E. seems to be taking requests and advice, any chance of putting the picture below the fold? The stark simplicity of the topic had a certain grace. Request granted.

Posted by: JohnE. at May 04, 2013 07:06 AM (nRTou)

54 Anyone got a good recipe for lemur?

I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2013 07:06 AM (cHZB7)

55 Oh lord. The puns are already rampant in this post. Next thing you know, people are going to start in on the lemur-ics.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 04, 2013 07:07 AM (aH+zP)

56 The Exorcist IV : The Lemurning

Posted by: Staff at May 04, 2013 07:07 AM (G9qZk)

57 Scheming Lemurs

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:07 AM (4Mv1T)

58 What are the odds on Ashley's Puffy Scamper winning the derby today?

Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2013 07:07 AM (G9Mmf)

59 Lemurs, fun to look at, fantastic tiger bait.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 04, 2013 07:08 AM (ZshNr)

60
En Koala.

Posted by: That guy that used to say En Fuego at May 04, 2013 07:08 AM (jKWYf)

61 Lemurs look like they pay attention.

Posted by: huerfano at May 04, 2013 07:08 AM (bAGA/)

62 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 11:06 AM (PkYpQ) I almost added a parenthetical "bad idea, dude" to my original post, but since I want him to take *my* request and advice it seemed ill-advised.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 04, 2013 07:09 AM (lVb7s)

63 Morning y'all!

Posted by: EC at May 04, 2013 07:09 AM (doBIb)

64 Tobacco, you going to the show?

Posted by: EC at May 04, 2013 07:09 AM (doBIb)

I don't know jack about lemurs except for King Julian of Madagascar sooo...

Hubbymayhem just found a badass band. Madison Rising. Cool take on the National Anthem.
The weather here near Constitution Grove sucks. I was gonna do some yard work today.

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 04, 2013 07:09 AM (S2RnE)

66 I don't think we're allowed to discuss Hollywood celebrities on this thread unless they own lemurs. Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2013 11:05 AM (mGBy Dorothy Lemur starred with Bob Hope and Bing Crosby in "The Road to Madagascar". And with this post all themes within this thread have reached perfect synthesis and harmony.

Posted by: Staff at May 04, 2013 07:10 AM (G9qZk)

67 I think Christina Hwndricks is hiding two lemurs.

Posted by: Ombudsmen and truth squads at May 04, 2013 07:10 AM (RUd/K)

68 There once was a lemur named Ted hot gingers he wanted to bed He's a bit of a wino Most likely a RINO and now has his own HQ thread

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:10 AM (PkYpQ)

69 Almost a monkey.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at May 04, 2013 07:11 AM (ndlFj)

70 Tammy wins.

I guess I've got no excuse for not going to the bank now. See you in a few hours.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2013 07:11 AM (mGBy8)

71 Thanks John E. Further advice, if you start granting Horde requests prepare for it to be mercilessly abused

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 04, 2013 07:11 AM (lVb7s)

72 Polli, you have the magic touch! Lemurs disappear at your whim!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:12 AM (PkYpQ)

73 That's not very humerus.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2013 10:54 AM (mGBy

***

You dang hippie.

**heaves a thigh of relief**

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at May 04, 2013 07:12 AM (ND7TC)

74 Nee nurs?

Posted by: Mork at May 04, 2013 07:12 AM (KzTUI)

75 EC- I am not.

You going to FV today? Thought about meeting there just to visit the place. I am going to the Wake County range around 2PM

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:12 AM (4Mv1T)

76 But, to the best of my knowledge, there were no lemurs at the Last Waltz and that's what I was watching while eating breakfast. And still watching. Oh wait. They're playing "The Night They Drove Old Lemur Down" now. So I guess it's okay.

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2013 07:13 AM (+jNI+)

77 I love the way lemurs, when one jumps off a cliff into the ocean, the rest all follow.

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at May 04, 2013 07:13 AM (ND7TC)

78 The Taming Of The Lemur

To Kill A Lemur

They Shoot Lemurs, Don't They

Dances With Lemurs

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2013 07:14 AM (cHZB7)

79 48 Billy Bob. I'm not going, sorry. The older I get, the less I tolerate crowds.

True dat, I went to one in March and lasted an hour and a half. Everything over priced. Groups were nice enough, but I don't wait for shit any more if I can avoid it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at May 04, 2013 07:14 AM (Cydud)

80 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 11:12 AM (PkYpQ) More likely that this is what happens when a *really* bored cob has the reins.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 04, 2013 07:14 AM (lVb7s)

81 Very mellow content.

Posted by: CAC at May 04, 2013 07:14 AM (cgX+7)

82 Lemurs equate millipedes with Val-u-Rite. video proof they are morons: http://tinyurl.com/d2nj45t

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at May 04, 2013 07:15 AM (53riN)

83 Boned again, eh, Muldoon?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 04, 2013 07:15 AM (mGBy8)

Lemurs. Why did it have to be lemurs?

Posted by: madamemayhem at May 04, 2013 07:15 AM (S2RnE)

85 68Â I don't think we're allowed to discuss Hollywood celebrities on this thread unless they own lemurs. Not even Lemur Eweather?

Posted by: shredded chi at May 04, 2013 07:15 AM (LcG8E)

86 More likely that this is what happens when a *really* bored cob has the reins. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 04, 2013 11:14 AM (lVb7s) It could always be a lot worse

Posted by: Twig and Ragweed Pizza at May 04, 2013 07:15 AM (cgX+7)

87 EC- If you ever want to reach me- my biz has an old website still floating around out there. century search dot com. all one word. Click on the "contact us" link and it will get to me.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:15 AM (4Mv1T)

Good morning everyone! I've been sick the last two days, but after twelve hours of sleep last night and ten the night before, I'm almost back to normal. How is everyone else doing?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 04, 2013 07:15 AM (lr3d7)

89 No, I did not wake up at 3AM to line up at FGG. No show for either, because the crowds will be in force for overpriced stuff. Maybe in the future. You know, we should meet up at a shop one day. Introduce ourselves properly.

Posted by: EC at May 04, 2013 07:16 AM (doBIb)

90 55Â Anyone got a good recipe for lemur?I'm asking for a friend. Some roasted chiles, a bit of cilantro and roasted lemur in some warm corn tortillas. Cant lose with that. And it has a cinco de mayo flair to it!

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 04, 2013 07:16 AM (Tz35j)

91 Fucking foreigners.

Posted by: Raccoon at May 04, 2013 07:16 AM (jz0+s)

92 I like to use a .22 Magnum Rimfire. They're tougher to kill than they look like they'd be. The meat is tasty but needs to be cooked like squirrel. Ya gotta parboil to tenderize, then dredge in flour and fry. Or just go with Lemur stew. You will not be disappointed.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 04, 2013 07:16 AM (ymovd)

93 What ungodly creatures these lemurs are. They're upsetting to look at.

Posted by: L, elle at May 04, 2013 07:16 AM (0PiQ4)

94 Alright, lemurs it is for the ONT.

Posted by: CDR M at May 04, 2013 07:17 AM (dKV5k)

95 That lemur on the right is fucked up. He practices DeNiro's speech in Taxi Driver. "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ...you must be talkin' to me, because I'm the only...ok, except for these four other guys, I'm the only one here."

Posted by: lauraw at May 04, 2013 07:17 AM (5Ih5d)

96 Are Meerkats related to Lemurs? Wait....
no, Meerkats are of the mongoose family, and the Lemurs are primates, but they're both cute fuzzy mammals so there you go.

So if you can (semi) domesticate a ferret, can you also domesticate a Lemur? Uh, guess not, liturature suggests leaving their care in the hands of trained professionals. Ya, professionals.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at May 04, 2013 07:17 AM (deQM7)

97 Taken by the WH photog as Moochie is picking carrots in the sewage garden.

Posted by: Hot Ham Water at May 04, 2013 07:17 AM (FmFB3)

98 They make great looking coats.

Posted by: Bawana Jim at May 04, 2013 07:17 AM (KzTUI)

99 Thor is between Barstow and Needles. He hasn't spotted any lemurs, and is so used to my insanity that he didn't even ask why I would ask him such a thing.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:18 AM (PkYpQ)

100 Tammy, how long until Thor is back in civilization?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 04, 2013 07:18 AM (lr3d7)

101 Posted by: L, elle at May 04, 2013 11:16 AM (0PiQ4) That bunch certainly looks shifty-eyed.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 04, 2013 07:18 AM (lVb7s)

102 ...You know, we should meet up at a shop one day. Introduce ourselves properly.

From up-thread. go to century search dot com. all one word. Click "contact us". It will find me.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:18 AM (4Mv1T)

103 Thanks Tammy... Isn't Lemur used in Dead Ted Kennedy's phonetic alphabet, for the letter "L"?

Posted by: Baldy at May 04, 2013 07:18 AM (tyDFN)

104 Oh boy. The things I forgot about this concert. Now it's Neil Diamond. "Come Dry Your Lemurs".

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2013 07:19 AM (6Zy+s)

105 95 Fucking foreigners. Posted by: Raccoon at May 04, 2013 11:16 AM (jz0+s) I LOLd!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:19 AM (PkYpQ)

106 70 There once was a lemur named Ted
hot gingers he wanted to bed
He's a bit of a wino
Most likely a RINO
and now has his own HQ thread

I told you this thread would get worse,
as Morons resorted to verse
to try in five lines,
for meaning, sublime
Fuck it, I'll just use a curse.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 04, 2013 07:19 AM (aH+zP)

107 How to cook a lemur. AoSHQ little known fact, they taste just like hobo.

http://tinyurl.com/cdpgxtx

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at May 04, 2013 07:19 AM (Cydud)

108 Happy Quatro de Quatro, Morons and Ettes!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2013 07:19 AM (RHeYi)

109
One lemur can feed four hundred North Koreans.

Wercome to shitty wok. Take your order, prease.

Posted by: Kim Jong Eun at May 04, 2013 07:19 AM (0IhFx)

110 Those must be union lemurs. Not a one of them is working.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2013 07:19 AM (cHZB7)

111 Bruce Lee-murs SUN UK http://tinyurl.com/d8k54tg DailyMail UK http://tinyurl.com/brlrmul heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2013 07:20 AM (XYSwB)

112 Untrustworthy.

Posted by: Hot Ham Water at May 04, 2013 07:20 AM (FmFB3)

113 And, why do they have orange eyes? Why?

Posted by: L, elle at May 04, 2013 07:20 AM (0PiQ4)

114 Tobacco, thanks for the contact info! I will email you.

Posted by: EC at May 04, 2013 07:20 AM (doBIb)

115 Thor is between Barstow and Needles. He hasn't spotted any lemurs, and is so used to my insanity that he didn't even ask why I would ask him such a thing. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 11:18 AM (PkYpQ) Amboy? Cadiz? Beautiful dark skies out there. Roy's Gas Station. and nothing else.

Posted by: CAC at May 04, 2013 07:21 AM (cgX+7)

116

I heard it's International Lemur Awareness Week.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:21 AM (jmVS/)

117

@87- Just looking for a different ankle on the same old joke. Since I was so slow on your 'needy' comment the other day.

Oh, and when I was in high school a group of us got together and hired a stretch lemur to take us to prom.

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at May 04, 2013 07:21 AM (ND7TC)

118 The question for J.J.

Are lemurs kosher or halal?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at May 04, 2013 07:22 AM (Cydud)

119 Baldy, I am going to just assume that is correct, because if it ain't, it oughtta be! Alex, he will be here with me Sunday night, not that this is what most people would be considered civilization. His first stop will be Kingman, definitely not civilization, no offense to any lemurs in Kingman. Glad you're feeling better!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:22 AM (PkYpQ)

120 Perhaps MPPP has a story about the famous actress Hedley Lemurr?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 04, 2013 07:22 AM (K+I6z)

121 Email sent!

Posted by: EC at May 04, 2013 07:22 AM (doBIb)

122 >>> More likely that this is what happens when a *really* bored cob has the reins. Enemies list: updated.

Posted by: JohnE. at May 04, 2013 07:22 AM (nRTou)

123 It's a little- known historical fact that lemur-baiting was a popular pastime among European peasants in the Middle Ages. Only the wealthy could afford bears.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 04, 2013 07:23 AM (RHeYi)

124 Those lemurs look bi-racial. Sort of like Bo. Think Barry's dad ever ate one?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at May 04, 2013 07:23 AM (Cydud)

125 Thanks John E. Further advice, if you start granting Horde requests prepare for it to be mercilessly abused Rule #1 - No member of the Horde will abuse any other member of the Horde.....while anyone is watching.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 07:23 AM (TVS9d)

126 Has anyone mentioned all the Western novels written by Louis L'emur?

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at May 04, 2013 07:23 AM (ND7TC)

127 Lemurbaiting?

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:23 AM (jmVS/)

128 L, elle, please close your eyes when you post till after you scroll past the pic. Don't want to think about you being upset this morning. BTW- Joni Mitchell is singing "Lemur" now. Or maybe it's "Coyote".

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2013 07:24 AM (M3APu)

129 Mama and I drove through Amboy when I went out in January, CAC. Took the cutoff to get down to Banning. Got a bit lost at 29 Palms (?). Got to interact with some fine young Marines. Happy times. No lemurs, but hey may have been there and I was just distracted by all teh hot Marine action. Because did I mention I got to talk to some?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:25 AM (PkYpQ)

130 Le Mur, bring the MD 20/20 quick, some fucker with a bat is coming down the street.

It's Le Roy asshole.

Posted by: Ace's hobo nest at May 04, 2013 07:25 AM (Cydud)

131 I hear there's a country called Lemuria to the west. Let's go take their stuff.--Ragnar Lothbrook

Posted by: JHW at May 04, 2013 07:25 AM (B38OD)

132 My sister was once bitten by a Lemur.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:25 AM (jmVS/)

133 Ya know why a democrat puts duct tape around a Lemur? So it won't bust when they F@#K it.

Posted by: bocephus at May 04, 2013 07:26 AM (3Crtn)

134 The local zoo has a great lemur exhibit. I actually spend the most time there. I like me some lemurs and some meercats.

Posted by: navybrat at May 04, 2013 07:26 AM (oNJRf)

135 Holy crap lemurs are interesting. They got Madagascar by rafting over on vegetation. Also there used to be lemurs as big as gorillas.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 04, 2013 07:27 AM (KHLty)

136 I love that song by the Ames Brothers, Melodie L'eMur.

Posted by: Baldy at May 04, 2013 07:27 AM (tyDFN)

137 I'm worried that all those lemurs will cause the island of Madagascar to tip over.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at May 04, 2013 07:27 AM (cHZB7)

138 121 Thor is between Barstow and Needles. I spent many a day roaming that area as I went up and down the length of Fort Irwin. Over and over and over again. Lovely area. 125 in the shade. Only problem? No shade. Ah, good times. Good times. / sarc

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 07:27 AM (TVS9d)

139 The first 535 lemurs in the zoo would make a better Congress

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2013 07:27 AM (BAS5M)

140

The MFM refuses to cover the Lemur-Monkey War.

Who are they protecting?

Obama. He's already backtracking from his statement that hurling feces constitutes a "red line".

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 04, 2013 07:27 AM (lr3d7)

141 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~ Hello! It is I Hadji the Muslim Comic, here to .... wait a moment. The people are doing the puns. Puns. Bah. It is a low endeavor, puns - almost haram.

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at May 04, 2013 07:27 AM (19AvL)

142 TFL (That F'n Lemur)

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:27 AM (jmVS/)

143 A lemur killed my brother.

Posted by: Eddie Valiant at May 04, 2013 07:28 AM (aH+zP)

144 Fuck all yall bitches. And bring me some food.

Posted by: Lemur #3 at May 04, 2013 07:28 AM (FmFB3)

145 Is capuchin monkey a euphimism for somthin'? Around here you gotta ask. Do you want to pet my momkey? -Dieter from Sprockets

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2013 07:28 AM (GjYxB)

146 Now!

Posted by: Lemur #4 at May 04, 2013 07:29 AM (FmFB3)

147 Is that a Lemur in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:29 AM (jmVS/)

148 remember that 70's classic TV show - the six million dollar weasel? I think it was Lee Merjors that played the lead.

Posted by: shredded chi at May 04, 2013 07:29 AM (LcG8E)

149 A lemur killed my brother. A lemur once bit my sister.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2013 07:29 AM (GjYxB)

150 Lemur? Hell I hardly even kissed her!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2013 07:29 AM (BAS5M)

151

>>>Email sent!

WouldnÂ’t you know that an email from the Horde would land straight in the junk folder. However, your email has ceremoniously been moved to the inbox, with all the other respectable mail, and spam.

And I just replied.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:30 AM (4Mv1T)

152 Me, and you, and Zoboomafoo-oo-oo!

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at May 04, 2013 07:30 AM (qFpRI)

153 TR, barrel

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 07:30 AM (TVS9d)

154 A lemur ate your baby.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at May 04, 2013 07:30 AM (BAS5M)

155 Hahaha! Pwned!!!

Posted by: EC at May 04, 2013 07:30 AM (doBIb)

156 And any of you music lovers, ahem out there who haven't seen The Last Waltz, I highly recommend it. One fine concert/documentary flick.

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2013 07:30 AM (SFZtG)

157 Hol-LEE Shit

How in the hell did I do that?

Whoever spent the night in barrel, move over.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:31 AM (4Mv1T)

158 If lemurs are outlawed, only outlaws will have lemurs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2013 07:31 AM (cHZB7)

159 Sucks to spend Saturday in the barrel Tobacco Road.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 04, 2013 07:31 AM (KHLty)

160 Your too? Nasty little weasels!

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:31 AM (jmVS/)

161 TR, there are lemurs waiting for you in the Barrel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 04, 2013 07:31 AM (+z4pE)

162 OK Hadji, forget puns, how about some Islamic limericks?

Allah's a wonderful God,
Jews will soon fear his rod,
I wire up my vest,
just one little test,
*BOOM*

Posted by: Weirddave at May 04, 2013 07:32 AM (aH+zP)

163 Get your stinkin' paws off me you damned dirty lemur.

Posted by: Col. Taylor at May 04, 2013 07:32 AM (BAS5M)

164 Lemur bites can be pretti nastii.

Posted by: zsasz at May 04, 2013 07:32 AM (MMC8r)

165 Even lemurs agree that President Choom is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: RoadRunner at May 04, 2013 07:32 AM (RosvU)

166 Two Broke Lemurs. Mondays on CBS.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2013 07:32 AM (GjYxB)

167 Sean, with God as my witness, it is the armpit of the world. CAC is correct, though, it does have the redeeming feature of being perfect for stargazing. Sadly lacking in lemurs, though. I blame Bush.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:33 AM (PkYpQ)

168

There once was an Ace of Spades dreamer.

Who went for a drive in his Beemer.

He heard a loud "thump"

Then looked for the bump

And discovered he'd flattened a lemur.

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at May 04, 2013 07:33 AM (ND7TC)

169 >>>Sucks to spend Saturday in the barrel Tobacco Road.

Just got mah guns out for a regular trip the range.

So Im'a gonna shoot mah way out, you lily livered Lemur varmints!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:33 AM (4Mv1T)

170 The person responsible for that last comment has been sacked.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:33 AM (jmVS/)

171 So wait, point of order. If you go in the barrel, are you there for a set period of time or are you stuck there until the next moron screws up a relieves you of barrel duty?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 04, 2013 07:34 AM (KHLty)

172 This is more fun than a barrel of lemurs. Right Tobacco Road?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 04, 2013 07:34 AM (BAS5M)

173 Hey, where all the white lemurs at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at May 04, 2013 07:34 AM (RHeYi)

174 The person responsible for that MY last comment has been sacked.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:35 AM (jmVS/)

175 Elizabethe, you're in the barrel til the lemurs say you can get out.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:35 AM (PkYpQ)

176 Lemurs punch above their weight class.

Posted by: Julius Testicles at May 04, 2013 07:35 AM (pcgW1)

177 177 Sean, with God as my witness, it is the armpit of the world. Oh, this I know. This I know. Been there, done that, got at least 10 t-shirts When the world needs an enema, the tube goes in just north of Barstow.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 07:35 AM (TVS9d)

178 {i]If you go in the barrel, are you there for a set period of time or are you stuck there until the next moron screws up a relieves you of barrel duty?

Yes.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:35 AM (4Mv1T)

179 What the hell is wrong with the strike thru?

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:35 AM (jmVS/)

180 I tried to give her a "lemur in the barrel". She said she wasnt that kind of girl and she kicked my ass

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 04, 2013 07:35 AM (Tz35j)

181 Also there used to be lemurs as big as gorillas Hey! You! C'mere. Yeah, you. c'mere. No, I promise. I won't fuck you in the ass. Now, look into my creepy orange eyes....

Posted by: Gorilla-Sized Lemur at May 04, 2013 07:35 AM (G9qZk)

182 Weirdave,

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:35 AM (PkYpQ)

183 The barrel is in Madagscar?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 04, 2013 07:36 AM (KHLty)

184 Could I have ten thousand lemurs please?

Posted by: Flounder at May 04, 2013 07:36 AM (RHeYi)

185 Hey Baldy, how about Stevie Wonder's "My Cherie Lemur"?

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2013 07:36 AM (SFZtG)

186 I am just angling to break this blog today. Really not meaning to.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:36 AM (4Mv1T)

187 Is it twue about how they say you lemurs are "gifted?" [ziiiip] It's twue! It's twue!! It's twue!! OMG it's twue!

Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at May 04, 2013 07:36 AM (BAS5M)

188 @188

First bracket is wrong, like Barry's.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at May 04, 2013 07:36 AM (Cydud)

189 F'n lemurs stole my strikethru.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:37 AM (jmVS/)

190 So wait, point of order. If you go in the barrel, are you there for a set period of time or are you stuck there until the next moron screws up a relieves you of barrel duty? Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 04, 2013 11:34 AM (KHLty) On the phone while posting. Barrel. You're out TR!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 07:37 AM (TVS9d)

191 Also there used to be lemurs as big as gorillas.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 04, 2013 11:27 AM (KHLty)

____________

You mean there used to be gorillas as small as lemurs.

Posted by: The NEW Theory of Relativity at May 04, 2013 07:37 AM (ND7TC)

192 Oh thank you teej for being concerned, you big sweetheart. But it's too late. I've been scarred for life. How do you unsee a lemur?

Posted by: L, elle at May 04, 2013 07:37 AM (0PiQ4)

193 >> Sean, with God as my witness, it is the armpit of the world.

As God is my witness, I thought lemurs could fly.

FIFY

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2013 07:38 AM (cHZB7)

194 Oh, this I know. This I know. Been there, done that, got at least 10 t-shirts When the world needs an enema, the tube goes in just north of Barstow. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 11:35 AM (TVS9d) I have a fun story about that part of the world that involves a case of Coors, a totaled car, the Grand Canyon, Stephen King novels, a night in a tent, and a Greyhound bus. No I will not be telling it.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 04, 2013 07:38 AM (icReH)

195 I reckon I better go tidy up this place a-fore my man arrives. The lemurs has took and made a turrible mess, just turrible. Later, all!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at May 04, 2013 07:38 AM (PkYpQ)

196 200 If that were a barreling NCJ and teej would be permanent residents.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at May 04, 2013 07:39 AM (lVb7s)

197 This barrel is not big enough for both of us.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:39 AM (4Mv1T)

198 No I will not be telling it. You sure? You'd get a barrel pass good for 5 free infractions.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 07:40 AM (TVS9d)

199

I have a fun story about that part of the world that involves a case of Coors, a totaled car, the Grand Canyon, Stephen King novels, a night in a tent, and a Greyhound bus.

No I will not be telling it.

No lemurs?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 04, 2013 07:40 AM (+z4pE)

200 Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 04, 2013 11:34 AM (KHLty) On the phone while posting. Barrel. You're out TR! Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 11:37 AM (TVS9d) Now you are just making shit up!

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 04, 2013 07:40 AM (KHLty)

201 "How do you unsee a lemur?" Watch The Last Waltz. You'll get to see a young Eric Clapton playing "Further on up the Lemur".

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2013 07:40 AM (SFZtG)

202 Just step out on your balcony and fire your Lemur into the air. That's what my wife does.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 04, 2013 07:41 AM (MhA4j)

203 Strange OCR: Chang wanted first to make sure than Chiang Kaishek was not follower of Lemur and communism

Posted by: Baldy at May 04, 2013 07:41 AM (tyDFN)

204 How many lemurs are in the photo? First person who supplies the correct number has a free dinner with Ace - you pay, of course.

Posted by: Waldo at May 04, 2013 07:41 AM (sXWmd)

205 Go away. Lemurbaiting.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:41 AM (jmVS/)

206 I shot a lemur in Lagos, just to watch him die.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at May 04, 2013 07:42 AM (JQuNB)

207 Lemurcenary

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2013 07:42 AM (XYSwB)

208 No I will not be telling it. No lemurs? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 04, 2013 11:40 AM (+z4pE) Lemurs don't ride the greyhound bus, the get together and rent a tour bus when the want to go to the Grand Canyon.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 04, 2013 07:42 AM (KHLty)

209 Thanks polli, the barrel I do not need. My house is enough of a hovel for anyone.

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2013 07:42 AM (SFZtG)

210 Now you are just making shit up! *ahem* Page 1027, section 2391(b)(1),c) in the Writ of Common Moron Wisdom

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 07:42 AM (TVS9d)

211 First person who supplies the correct number has a free dinner with Ace - you pay, of course. Posted by: Waldo at May 04, 2013 11:41 AM (sXWmd) Says NotAce.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2013 07:43 AM (XYSwB)

212 I see hordes of Lemurs.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:44 AM (jmVS/)

213

Lemurs don't ride the greyhound bus, the get together and rent a tour bus when the want to go to the Grand Canyon.

Filthy 1% lemurs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 04, 2013 07:44 AM (+z4pE)

214 >>>Page 1027, section 2391(b)(1),c) in the Writ of Common Moron Wisdom

Common Moron Wisdom. You say that like it is even possible.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:44 AM (4Mv1T)

215 The 94-year-old Irish-born playwright broke his lemur in a tumble in his garden at nearby Ayot St. Lawrence Sunday.

Posted by: Baldy at May 04, 2013 07:44 AM (tyDFN)

216 teej, can you drum BLACK BETTY?

Posted by: soothie at May 04, 2013 07:45 AM (hA+ft)

217 Page 1027, section 2391(b)(1),c) in the Writ of Common Moron Wisdom Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 11:42 AM (TVS9d) That is just bull. If posting while on the phone were a barreling offense, half the commenters would be there all the time.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 04, 2013 07:45 AM (icReH)

218 191 Also there used to be lemurs as big as gorillas They had one on Daktari, I believe.

Posted by: Lemurwing Plover at May 04, 2013 07:45 AM (JQuNB)

219 Common Moron Wisdom. You say that like it is even possible. Sure it might not be "wisdom" in the normally understood sense of the word, but it is wisdom of a sort.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 07:46 AM (TVS9d)

220

Hey! It's about LEMURS!

OO Black Lemur bam ba lam!

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:46 AM (jmVS/)

221 The Last Waltz with a young Eric Clapton, huh? I've never heard of it. I'd never put the name Eric Clapton in the same sentence as the word "waltz." I'm intrigued. Your comments here are making me laugh away the frightening lemurs, teej!

Posted by: L, elle at May 04, 2013 07:46 AM (0PiQ4)

222 Bring me the princess and I want her alive!

Posted by: Darth Lemur at May 04, 2013 07:46 AM (HjPtV)

223 Oh my. Emmylou Harris.

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2013 07:46 AM (SFZtG)

224 the subfamily Cebinae

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 04, 2013 07:47 AM (R8hU8)

225 If you are playing poker and don't know who the lemur is...it's a safe bet that YOU are the lemur.

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at May 04, 2013 07:47 AM (ND7TC)

226 That is just bull. If posting while on the phone were a barreling offense, half the commenters would be there all the time. If you would actually read the section you would see it only applies to those holding a PhD on the first Saturday of any given month. Geesh. Do I have to do everything around here???

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 07:48 AM (TVS9d)

227 Mrs & the 3 offspring & I were driving home from town by the back way late one night in 2000 or 2001. We turned off the state highway, and there on the shoulder of the county road was a cardboard box, on its side, with two tiny kittens at the opening, just sitting there, mewing. Someone's cruelty became our joyous burden. Sister Spirit and brother Spark have seen a lot of fellow felines come & go since then. Spirit is quite a hunter; Spark & the other guys appreciate her work. She is small, soft, and stands on her hind legs to be petted. Recently, twice, Spark had injuries to the base of his tail. I've heard owls grab cats by the tail. It's a jungle out there. Spark was raised with an old Beagle and may think he's part dog. Other cats, even his sister, usually give the dogs a respectful distance, but Spark likes to rub his fur in their faces. Dogs know what to do with a cat that runs, but get confused by fearlessness! Since Buck died, the old man of the house is Spark. He jumped in my lap awhile ago. He's always been a kind of stoic loner, usually outside, so that's rare. His bones are getting old; he spends more time inside in winter now. I can relate. Spirit isn't showing her age as much. Just a couple of gray short-hair domestic cats. Dear old friends. Happy, uh, Ferreturday, I guess.

Posted by: mindful webworker and a quintet of felinity at May 04, 2013 07:48 AM (GwLJQ)

228 We going to have a lemur gun thread? Black AND white guns?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectual at May 04, 2013 07:49 AM (Cydud)

229 The only way to post while in the barrel is from one's phone. So can you be "on the phone" and posting at the same time?

I'm asking for a friend.

Who's in the barrel.

Or over a barrel.

Or a barrel of monkeys.

LEMURS!!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 04, 2013 07:49 AM (4Mv1T)

230 Rooox-lemur, you don't have to put out the red a light. Roooox Lemur! You don't have to wear that dress to night!

Posted by: Up With People! at May 04, 2013 07:51 AM (FmFB3)

231 22 wont work on Lemurs. Go to go big bore or armor piercing.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:51 AM (jmVS/)

232 "teej, can you drum BLACK BETTY?" Well, I was going to once. She saw me pick up my sticks and took off runnin'. The Last Waltz is a movie/concert deal about a band called The Band. Up On Cripple Creek is a song of theirs you might know. A lot of "stars" came and joined them for their last concert.

Posted by: teej at May 04, 2013 07:52 AM (h1gQR)

233 That is just bull. If posting while on the phone were a barreling offense, half the commenters would be there all the time. If you would actually read the section you would see it only applies to those holding a PhD on the first Saturday of any given month. Geesh. Do I have to do everything around here??? Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 11:48 AM (TVS9d) Says the guy who very likely uses his ipad to post on here multiple times a week.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 04, 2013 07:52 AM (K+I6z)

234 Says the guy who very likely uses his ipad to post on here multiple times a week. Is an iPad a phone?? Hmmmmm??

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 07:53 AM (TVS9d)

235 Lemurs are dem cute li'l shits what sit around all day staring at shit, right? Reminds me of these fucking weekend open threads. :-)

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at May 04, 2013 07:53 AM (liORJ)

236 Be vewy quiet. Were hunting wemurs.

Posted by: Elmer Lemur at May 04, 2013 07:54 AM (jmVS/)

237 Lemurs tried to corner the silver market in the 80's. They almost succeeded, too.

Posted by: Ross Perot at May 04, 2013 07:55 AM (JQuNB)

238 LEEEE-mur LE-E-Emur Daylight come an' me wan' go home I say Lee, I say lee I say lee I say lemur Daylight come an' me wan' go home

Posted by: Beto at May 04, 2013 07:55 AM (MhA4j)

239 245 What else am I supposed to do? It raining and I cant fish or do yard work.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:56 AM (jmVS/)

240 By which I meant Lemurday.

Posted by: mindful webworker fifm at May 04, 2013 07:56 AM (GufPw)

241 cant tipe or spel rite either.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:57 AM (jmVS/)

242

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lemur sleeps tonight.

BACKGROUND SINGERS:

A lemurlumpa lemurlumpa lemurlumpa lemurlumpa

FALSETTO:

A-weeeeeee-wee-um-wee-um lemur lump-a-lay.

Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at May 04, 2013 07:57 AM (ND7TC)

243 Lemurs are the Satanists of the Animal Kingdom. Every stripe on their tail is a human soul they've stolen.

Posted by: zsasz at May 04, 2013 07:57 AM (MMC8r)

244 I really wish Democrats found lemurs more attractive.

Posted by: The Chicken at May 04, 2013 07:58 AM (JQuNB)

245 Great now that shit will be stuck in my head all day.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:58 AM (jmVS/)

246 The rock's a fine and private place, But none, I think, do there grimace.

Posted by: My Last Lemur at May 04, 2013 07:58 AM (/lWM8)

247 Lemurs are the Satanists of the Animal Kingdom. Every stripe on their tail is a human soul they've stolen. Thank God the gingers are safe from them.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 04, 2013 07:58 AM (TVS9d)

248 Posted by: Shameless Muldoon at May 04, 2013 11:57 AM (ND7TC)

You almost deserve the barrel for that even though it is typographically and formattingly perfect!

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 04, 2013 07:59 AM (Cnqmv)

249 You truly are shameless.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 07:59 AM (jmVS/)

250 Lemurs spend most of their days knitting afghans and raping meerkats, but mostly raping meerkats.

Posted by: zsasz at May 04, 2013 08:00 AM (MMC8r)

251 L'homme ancien et le mur.

Posted by: H Emingway at May 04, 2013 08:01 AM (Cnqmv)

252 Lemurs have long used meerkats as sex slaves.

Posted by: Ashley Judd at May 04, 2013 08:01 AM (JQuNB)

253

"Lemurs spend most of their days knitting afghans and raping meerkats, but mostly raping meerkats."

I was not aware. Is that what Intenational Lemur Awareness Week is about?

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 08:01 AM (jmVS/)

254 new tread up

Posted by: Beto at May 04, 2013 08:02 AM (MhA4j)

255

The only thing that keeps me from hating Lemurs for doing that to Meerkats is that I hate Meerkats more.

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 08:03 AM (jmVS/)

256 New tread. The hell with that. I'm just now hearing about this Lemur thing!

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 08:04 AM (jmVS/)

257 I feel musically illiterate now,teej. Why haven't I heard of this before now? Good thing I have you. You up to no good this weekend in Kansas? I bet you aren't.

Posted by: L, elle at May 04, 2013 08:04 AM (0PiQ4)

258 Several million years ago the North American type lemurs had migrated westward over the Bering land bridge and had slowly made their way southwestward along the Asiatic coast. These migrating tribes finally reached the salubrious region lying between the then expanded Mediterranean Sea and the elevating mountainous regions of the Indian peninsula. In these lands to the west of India they united with other and favorable strains, thus establishing the ancestry of the human race.

Posted by: A resident life carrier at May 04, 2013 08:05 AM (GufPw)

259

268

So. A Lemur in the woodpile huh?

Posted by: Freak Out! at May 04, 2013 08:06 AM (jmVS/)

260 268Â Several million years ago the North American type lemurs had migrated westward over the Bering land bridgeÂ The ones left behind in west N America are Lemex?

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 04, 2013 08:09 AM (mUqtg)

261 Ha. Tspeedbump is having a tough time finding a final resting spot.

Posted by: RWC at May 04, 2013 08:10 AM (Wl/Ht)

262 Nice group picture of the Holder family.

Posted by: Attila at May 04, 2013 08:32 AM (Cs2tJ)

263 For morons with ESPNU: Great lacrosse game on now. "Big East" Championship Villanova Fighting Lemurs vs Syracuse Orange Lemurs Check it out.

Posted by: Staff at May 04, 2013 08:33 AM (G9qZk)

264 I prefer Meerkats.

Posted by: nip at May 04, 2013 08:34 AM (lGVXf)

265 I shot a lemur in Antananarivo just to see him die.

Posted by: the meerkat in black at May 04, 2013 09:29 AM (mGBy8)

266 Lemurs: They're the new Wicket.

Posted by: HoundOfDoom at May 04, 2013 09:31 AM (CFrIf)

267

So where's the pics of my alltime favorite actress.

Ms. Hede Lemur.

Posted by: PeekingDuck at May 04, 2013 10:45 AM (fl8vK)

268

I credit ACE for the 1st reference to a 'planet of the apes' analogy to our current political society (back around '04 or '05), i.e. orangutans='lawgivers', chimps= bureaucrats, etc.

I guess SEIU officers would be the gorillas. I think the MFM/Goebellists need their own class--my vote has consistently been the baboons. Lemurs are just below organ grinder monkeys, but above the station of the average lemming (in the chattering class' (chimps/baboons) view of us in 'flyover states'. Which on a good day is where I prolly exist...

Posted by: sandman at May 04, 2013 11:11 AM (fOvMn)

269 King Julian?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 04, 2013 02:40 PM (gmoEG)

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