September 04, 2013
— Ace I don't judge him for being a fan of masturbation -- let him without sin blast the worst sock -- but I will insist he swallows his food before he talks.
That's just manners, man.
Via Hot Air but like really via everywhere.
I dunno. Beatin' up on Anthony Weiner seems like pure muscle memory at this point. He's not going to win the primary.
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Posted by: Lean Ground Beef Trimmin's at September 04, 2013 12:24 PM (5aT64)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 12:24 PM (WjLUf)
Posted by: tasker at September 04, 2013 12:24 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: jwest at September 04, 2013 12:24 PM (u2a4R)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 12:25 PM (WjLUf)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 04, 2013 12:25 PM (08XBV)
Posted by: Soona at September 04, 2013 12:25 PM (U7CEP)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 04, 2013 12:25 PM (bufJH)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 04, 2013 12:25 PM (wToG9)
Posted by: tasker at September 04, 2013 12:25 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2013 12:26 PM (zZbNF)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 04, 2013 12:26 PM (/Crba)
Posted by: tasker--the Dietician to the STARS at September 04, 2013 12:26 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Mallfly at September 04, 2013 12:26 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Danger, Carlos Danger - Agent Double O Naught at September 04, 2013 12:26 PM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 12:27 PM (WjLUf)
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It's a little hard to beat up on someone who beats themself so often.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 04, 2013 04:26 PM (/Crba)
Exactly, right?
Posted by: Oakland Raiders at September 04, 2013 12:27 PM (bufJH)
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at September 04, 2013 12:27 PM (/Crba)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 12:28 PM (WjLUf)
Posted by: tasker--the Dietician to the STARS at September 04, 2013 12:28 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Mallfly at September 04, 2013 12:28 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: phreshone at September 04, 2013 12:28 PM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 04, 2013 12:29 PM (08XBV)
Posted by: © Sponge at September 04, 2013 12:29 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 12:29 PM (WjLUf)
Posted by: Dang, yelling at no one in particular at September 04, 2013 12:29 PM (Hx2XA)
Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 12:29 PM (YAlCO)
Posted by: dogfish at September 04, 2013 12:29 PM (nsOJa)
Posted by: Jan Wolfhouse at September 04, 2013 12:29 PM (/Crba)
Posted by: No There There at September 04, 2013 12:29 PM (rCS6C)
Sadly, he forgets the finale: Go and sin no more.
Anthony Weiner, not so much.
Posted by: John P. Squibob at September 04, 2013 12:29 PM (kqqGm)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 04, 2013 12:30 PM (GjPnA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 12:30 PM (WjLUf)
Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at September 04, 2013 12:30 PM (+lsX1)
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ needs a beer at September 04, 2013 12:30 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 12:31 PM (WjLUf)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 04, 2013 12:31 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 04, 2013 12:31 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: kreplach at September 04, 2013 12:31 PM (qNzkX)
Thank you very much, tip your server, try the brisket!
Posted by: Lean Ground Beef Trimmin's and it's all treyf at September 04, 2013 12:31 PM (5aT64)
Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 12:31 PM (YAlCO)
Posted by: dananjcon at September 04, 2013 04:25 PM (jvd3N)
He's about as Jewish as Noam Chomsky or the Sulzberger family. That said, the Nazi's threw his type into the ovens even before the Chassids.
Momma called them all "Jew-nitarians."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 04:27 PM (WjLUf)
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Man, he does have a loud friggin mouth. I wouldn't wast the time with the oven. One well placed throat punch would shut him up for a long while.
Posted by: dananjcon at September 04, 2013 12:32 PM (jvd3N)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 12:32 PM (WjLUf)
Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 12:32 PM (YAlCO)
Posted by: fluffy at September 04, 2013 12:33 PM (X93Wv)
Posted by: Jean at September 04, 2013 12:33 PM (CMlD4)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 04, 2013 12:34 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Dave S. at September 04, 2013 12:34 PM (h1gQR)
Posted by: © Sponge at September 04, 2013 12:34 PM (xmcEQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 12:34 PM (WjLUf)
Posted by: Landfill II at September 04, 2013 12:34 PM (iEoiA)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 04, 2013 12:35 PM (SM0lc)
I was kinda hoping he would be able to weather the last storm.. you guys deserve a Weiner...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 04, 2013 12:35 PM (f9c2L)
yeah he hasn't really been humbled yet.
Humiliated, yes. Humbled, no.
Posted by: ace at September 04, 2013 12:35 PM (/IWYB)
Posted by: Ariel Castro at September 04, 2013 12:35 PM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 12:35 PM (WjLUf)
Posted by: Manifesto de Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 04, 2013 12:36 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: tasker at September 04, 2013 12:36 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 12:36 PM (WjLUf)
Posted by: SGT. York at September 04, 2013 12:36 PM (BhnV9)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 04, 2013 12:37 PM (/PCJa)
he was obviously hacked you twerps
Posted by: Howard Kurtz, Media Genius at September 04, 2013 12:37 PM (/IWYB)
Posted by: Manifesto de Purp[/i][/b][/u][/s] at September 04, 2013 12:37 PM (9MLX+)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 04, 2013 12:37 PM (f9c2L)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 12:38 PM (WjLUf)
Posted by: Brother Cavil misses Crow and Servo at September 04, 2013 12:38 PM (naUcP)
68 "What is he at, 10% or lower in the polls?"
I wonder where he would be if all this texting news broke after he had secured the democrat nomination.
Posted by: jwest at September 04, 2013 12:38 PM (u2a4R)
Yeah, that's the problem, dude. Put it away. Learn that there is a time when you need to put it away.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 04, 2013 12:38 PM (BeSEI)
Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 56% more DOOM! at September 04, 2013 12:38 PM (09o/X)
Posted by: Paul Ruebens at September 04, 2013 12:39 PM (Pr6hk)
Posted by: AmishDude at September 04, 2013 12:39 PM (T0NGe)
maybe.
the other guy is the guy Maureen Dowd tried to take out. Then he's in first place.
So she's still got some pull, eh?
Posted by: ace at September 04, 2013 12:39 PM (/IWYB)
Posted by: Huma at September 04, 2013 12:39 PM (pginn)
Posted by: Shecky Soetoro at September 04, 2013 12:40 PM (Pr6hk)
Ever seen that photo where Ted Bundy gets sentenced to the electric chair and he's all :O ?
I bet Weiner's gonna look sorta like that when he gets shut out.
Posted by: Bigby's Winning Hand at September 04, 2013 12:41 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Original Roy at September 04, 2013 12:41 PM (qbx7g)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at September 04, 2013 12:41 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 04, 2013 12:41 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: CarolT at September 04, 2013 12:41 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Name at September 04, 2013 12:41 PM (I6eZd)
"One has to wonder why Wienerschnitzel is still wasting money in this race."
So long as he's running he can access and utilize (by which I mean launder) unused campaign funding.
Posted by: Gen. George Armstrong Cluster at September 04, 2013 12:41 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 04, 2013 12:42 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Dave S. at September 04, 2013 12:43 PM (d4o2E)
I hate quitting --but I shoulda "quit" Atkins or I should have not done it like an extremist.
---------------------------------------------------
I did the Atkins. Was losing weight too. But, then, just as things started getting good........I got invited to a homemade lasagna dinner.
Haven't looked back since.
Posted by: Soona at September 04, 2013 12:43 PM (U7CEP)
Posted by: red speck at September 04, 2013 12:43 PM (9/Ug/)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2013 12:43 PM (g1DWB)
How is he still running.
I mean surely he has more shame than this, right?
Right?
:sigh: I have too much optimism.
Posted by: tsrblke at September 04, 2013 12:44 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: X at September 04, 2013 12:44 PM (KHo8t)
I dunno. The real question is, if you ran into Weiner in public, could you restrain yourself from making a snide comment?
I don't think I could.
Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 04, 2013 12:45 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: DrDrill at September 04, 2013 12:45 PM (sOFZs)
My mom didn't eat chicken during my gestation period, and I have a very large dick that I'm gonna stick up your ass Mr. Perfect.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 04, 2013 12:45 PM (pJF+c)
Posted by: tasker at September 04, 2013 12:46 PM (r2PLg)
haven't watched the video or anything becoz at work so I figure the argument is becoz Weiner went to some other Mohel and that jew guy was saying he could've got it done for wholesale or whatever, then Weiner gave him a bagel with seeds and it was all over but for the oy veys
Posted by: Bigby's Winning Hand at September 04, 2013 12:46 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: don't talk with your mouth full at September 04, 2013 12:47 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 04, 2013 12:47 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 04, 2013 12:48 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Bigby's Winning Hand at September 04, 2013 12:48 PM (3ZtZW)
Atkins, even in induction now, has you eating at least 2-3c of salad or broccoli a day. Its certainly not the same "I'm only going to eat meat and cheese for a year" plan it was last time I did it.
Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 12:49 PM (YAlCO)
AoS Weiner threads = Slate-style link-baiting, with the added benefit of dick jokes.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 04, 2013 12:49 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: CarolT at September 04, 2013 12:49 PM (z4WKX)
Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at September 04, 2013 12:50 PM (YNK3y)
Posted by: [/i][/s][/b]akula51 at September 04, 2013 12:50 PM (YAlCO)
I don't think I could.
Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 04, 2013 04:45 PM (GrtrJ)
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Every time I see, hear, or see the name Wiener, I always think of the "Archer" show where Archer goes undercover as a gay guy wearing a middy tshirt that says "Got Dick?" printed on the front.
Posted by: Soona at September 04, 2013 12:50 PM (7eRmH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil misses Crow and Servo at September 04, 2013 12:50 PM (naUcP)
Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 04, 2013 12:52 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 04, 2013 12:55 PM (Oin9f)
>>>some of the Weiner-sock-gags are kinda substandard. And awkward.
I was trying to work up a Flesh Golem / Penis crossover thinger but got distracrted by a really huge Butterfinger bar what I've now crunched and swollered. It may have been funny but the sugar rush killed it.
Posted by: Bigby's Winning Hand at September 04, 2013 12:55 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 04, 2013 12:56 PM (v1mq9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 04, 2013 12:56 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Bigby's Winning Hand
I hope you were going to stop at the part about instructions on the piece of paper.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at September 04, 2013 12:56 PM (WLpmE)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2013 12:56 PM (p9JxP)
Posted by: Sunny the White House Puppy at September 04, 2013 12:57 PM (8nunQ)
" I don't judge him for being a fan of masturbation -- let him without sin blast the worst sock -- but I will insist he swallows his food before he talks. "
Everyone has their priorities
Posted by: The Jackhole at September 04, 2013 12:57 PM (nTgAI)
So she's still got some pull, eh?
BREAKING:
Maureen Dowd has published a damning quote from Anthony Weiner's opponent in today's edition:
"I'd like to have sex with a pre-teen boy."
BREAKING:
Due to recording difficulty beyond her control, the quote had a minor error. The corrected version is as follows and we apologize for the unintentional error:
"I'd like to punish those who have had sex with a pre-teen boy."
Posted by: NYT at September 04, 2013 12:57 PM (SY2Kh)
Posted by: Sydney Leathers at September 04, 2013 12:57 PM (Aif/5)
Posted by: Brother Cavil misses Crow and Servo at September 04, 2013 12:58 PM (naUcP)
Posted by: MJ at September 04, 2013 12:58 PM (uUq75)
Posted by: DangerGirl, home sweet home at September 04, 2013 12:59 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 04, 2013 12:59 PM (aQJWd)
The reason why beating up on Weiner still matters is that it isn't very hard to imagine a scenario where this clown gets away with his shenannigans (he would have but for Breitbart probably), stays in Congress, then ends up either as a NY Senator, or NY Governor or NYC Mayor or else Secretary of Something or Other in a Hillary Clinton cabinet based on his relationship with Huma Abedin. This was a guy that HRC would have had no trouble supporting except for the fact that he got caught texting pictures of his schwanz. She wouldn't have cared that he was the type of guy who would text pictures of his schwanz, it was only that he got caught doing it.
So as Exhibit No. 3,127 in the Catalogue of Instance of Atrocious Judgment by Hillary Clinton, Anthony Weiner's weiner still has relevance.
Posted by: The Regular Guy at September 04, 2013 12:59 PM (qHCyt)
Meh. DeBlasio makes Weiner look like Reagan by comparison. The former is a very dangerous leftie.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 04, 2013 04:30 PM (WjLUf)"
That is the thing. Of the Democrat primary candidates, the pervert is the least crazy. It would seem that in a city of seven million people you could come up with a less embarrassing field of candidates. Of course, it is probably not too late for a Democrat to jump parties and run as a Republican but that is such an shameless stunt that nobody would take such a candidate seriously.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 04, 2013 12:59 PM (31Nrp)
Posted by: Sunny the White House Puppy at September 04, 2013 12:59 PM (8nunQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 04, 2013 12:59 PM (p9JxP)
Yeah, Lhota, the former head of the MTA is running and has the Giuliani endorsement, there is another guy, Catsimidis who is running as well, not sure if he is seeking GOP ticket or if he is an independent.
Posted by: Penfold at September 04, 2013 01:00 PM (Fbt5B)
"Beatin' up on Anthony Weiner seems like pure muscle memory at this point."
I disagree. Anthony Weiner simply cannot be beaten badly enough. He needs to be crushed, humiliated, ridiculed, and driven to the point where he whips out Little Tony in front of a large crowd with lots of cameras and starts laughing and crying hysterically, whereupon he's taken away, drooling and catatonic, to a nice, safe, quiet place with big men in white suits and Bingo every Friday night. But that's just me.
Posted by: troyriser at September 04, 2013 01:01 PM (gNlvW)
So as Exhibit No. 3,127 in the Catalogue of Instance of Atrocious Judgment by Hillary Clinton, Anthony Weiner's weiner still has relevance.
Posted by: The Regular Guy at September 04, 2013 04:59 PM (qHCyt)
This ^^
Posted by: The Jackhole at September 04, 2013 01:02 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Oh please, it turned into a fanny pack.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 04, 2013 01:03 PM (hslAc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 04, 2013 01:04 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Buzzion at September 04, 2013 01:04 PM (aQJWd)
Posted by: madamex at September 04, 2013 01:04 PM (islXR)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 01:05 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: John Kerry at September 04, 2013 01:05 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 04, 2013 01:05 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: John McCain at September 04, 2013 01:06 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: tasker at September 04, 2013 04:46 PM (r2PLg)"
Any diet that lets me eat all the bacon and steak I want is not immoderate.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 04, 2013 01:07 PM (31Nrp)
Posted by: troyriser at September 04, 2013 05:01 PM (gNlvW)
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You make it sound so......welcoming.
Posted by: Soona at September 04, 2013 01:07 PM (l2Cpj)
How has Weener made it this far without someone beating the mother-lovin' shit out of him?
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 05:05 PM (8sCoq)
From what I've seen, Weiner only confronts the elderly or non-threatening-looking middle-aged guys. Like all bullies, he only goes after soft targets.
Posted by: troyriser at September 04, 2013 01:07 PM (gNlvW)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 04, 2013 01:08 PM (/PCJa)
Posted by: Fritz at September 04, 2013 01:08 PM (KIHQS)
Posted by: Jones in CO at September 04, 2013 01:09 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Ma Bell at September 04, 2013 01:10 PM (RLdcX)
Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian, now with 50% more sensitivity at September 04, 2013 01:11 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Judge_Roy_bean at September 04, 2013 01:12 PM (uSEMC)
Eh, the world is self destructing, I say go for it. Besides, it may not feel like it any more, since he has become such a loser, but in talking smack against Weiner you are still punching up, technically, so is ok.
NYC morons. . . I am trying to help my sis wade thru the mayoral candidate waters, so she can make an educated decision. She is fiscally conservative and socially liberal but just wants ppl to leave her alone, aka a classic (but sane) libertarian. Which candidates should she look at as being halfway sane? It's NY so I realize that's hard, but surely there's SOMEONE.
Posted by: LizLem at September 04, 2013 01:12 PM (8wqqE)
Posted by: madamex at September 04, 2013 01:12 PM (islXR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 04, 2013 01:14 PM (t20SK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Oh please, it turned into a fanny pack.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at September 04, 2013 05:03 PM (hslAc)
______________
Steamer Trunk
Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at September 04, 2013 01:14 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Gmac - Pondering the coming implosion at September 04, 2013 01:16 PM (IanLz)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 04, 2013 01:17 PM (/PCJa)
I give the same helpful advice to Michigan and they ged up in awms...
BWOSTON STWONG!
Posted by: Mumbles Menino at September 04, 2013 01:18 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2013 01:20 PM (BAS5M)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 04, 2013 01:22 PM (/PCJa)
New Yorkers believe a lot of very strange things. I have had them tell me that rent control does not distort the housing market. They generally don't know where the food, electricity or water that keep them alive come from and, to be honest, if they knew just how intricate and fragile that system is it would probably scare them. That is why they seem to choose to live in denial of so many things. If the policies that they support so wholeheartedly wind up crashing the system or even cause it to stutter for a while, they will be eating each other like North Korea in the 1990s.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-hole at September 04, 2013 01:26 PM (31Nrp)
Posted by: Excited Weiner at September 04, 2013 01:26 PM (dvRYt)
Why do you think I mentioned raids on infrastructure?
Once the grid goes down I don't think the cities ever work again there is a LOT of blind faith
Posted by: sven10077 at September 04, 2013 01:28 PM (9jfyN)
Posted by: Excited Weiner at September 04, 2013 01:29 PM (dvRYt)
Posted by: Excited Weiner at September 04, 2013 01:31 PM (dvRYt)
Posted by: Null at September 04, 2013 01:33 PM (P7hip)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2013 01:39 PM (j+lCW)
Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman: "HuuMaaaaa!"
Miley: Some get in trouble for tweeting, others for twerking.
Posted by: Oscar Meyer at September 04, 2013 01:39 PM (qKpun)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2013 01:40 PM (j+lCW)
Posted by: Nomennovum at September 04, 2013 01:40 PM (gAUJb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2013 01:41 PM (j+lCW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2013 01:42 PM (j+lCW)
Who wants to lay bets that Weiner will soon be offered his own reality show? Either A&E or AMC. Maybe the History Channel. Think of the ratings it would garner.
Posted by: The Weinie Roast, hosted by Don Rickles & starring Anthony Weiner at September 04, 2013 01:48 PM (qKpun)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2013 01:50 PM (j+lCW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2013 01:55 PM (j+lCW)
Posted by: Lookie! See what I've got! at September 04, 2013 01:55 PM (qKpun)
Posted by: Weinie Roast at September 04, 2013 01:58 PM (qKpun)
(this is called "I'm just kidding.")
Posted by: Mikey NTH Spittle-Flecked Diatribes Now 25% Off! at September 04, 2013 02:23 PM (gmoEG)
Somehow, we keep electing these sociopaths to public office. Don't forget, he was ahead in the polls.
We're selecting for competent sociopaths, here. You know that, don't you?
Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at September 04, 2013 02:24 PM (klGLB)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) MFM Delenda Est at September 04, 2013 05:17 PM (/PCJa)
Ha, I'll pass that along!
Posted by: LizLem at September 04, 2013 02:27 PM (8wqqE)
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