May 07, 2013

SC01 Special Election Results Thread
— CAC

SANFORD WINS

Sanford (R) 54%
Colbert-Busch (D) 45%
180/317

Colleton, with one tiny precinct, in, 70-29 Sanford
Berkeley County 33/44 in Sanford up 60-39
Beaufort 80/80 in Sanford up 53-46.5
Sanford up over ECB Charleston 50-49

In the race to fill the seat vacated by Tim Scott, South Carolina Republicans chose their disgraced former governor, Mark Sanford. On the Democratic side, sister of Stephen Colbert, Elizabeth Colbert-Busch, has attempted to capitalize on Sanford's scandals while pretending to be anything but a progressive stooge. I will be surprised if the results actually end up as close as this race has been hyped, but we'll know soon enough. Polls close at 7pm, and I will update the thread with results as we go.

Some things to watch:
Charleston. The segment of the city in CD1 broke for Romney by 7 in 2012, ECB needs to win it outright and keep the remaining counties close. If Sanford ties or leads in that, it's his.

Beaufort. ECB needs close to a tie in this county, in addition to a win in Charleston.

Well...at least PPP got the winner right. Shame they were off by at least 8.

Posted by: CAC at 02:57 PM | Comments (835)
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1 It feels like years since we've had an election results thread. Well, i'm going to prepare my disappointment early.

Posted by: imp at May 07, 2013 03:00 PM (UaxA0)

2

If a nutjob like ECB can win in SC we are truly done as a nation.  

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 03:00 PM (3qKP/)

3 Tell me again about how those damned Blue States elect idiots, George... George...?

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2013 03:00 PM (ZshNr)

4 Appalachian Trail versus Had To Make Bail

Posted by: boulder hobo at May 07, 2013 03:01 PM (gd+ZH)

5 I don’t understand how anyone can possibly be hoping the far left zealot Cobert-Busch wins over Sanford. As a woman I find his actions deplorable, but he votes the right way, and at time when amnesty and more gun control are a few votes from becoming a reality, this is definitely NOT the time to “stand on some bs morality ledge.”

Posted by: Raquel at May 07, 2013 03:01 PM (eTqV5)

6 Dear sweet chocolate Jesus in Washington, ... You know what to do.

Posted by: Michael Moore'd in the Boobeh at May 07, 2013 03:01 PM (rCS6C)

7 Is it too much to ask that nobody actually wins that race?

Posted by: NCKate at May 07, 2013 03:01 PM (r22BV)

8 By the way,   I have a TM on the phrase,  "If  fill in the blank happens, we are truly done as a nation"

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 03:01 PM (ZolUS)

9 things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmm....

Posted by: Adriane... at May 07, 2013 03:02 PM (TvO05)

10 Hopefully both lose.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 03:03 PM (LRFds)

11 Fuck you, your Honor.

Posted by: Elizabetty C-B at May 07, 2013 03:04 PM (UaxA0)

12 semi-O/T

El SOOPer!! ‏@SooperMexican
Wow! @TrueTheVote won court decision to audit @AllenWest recount!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 07, 2013 03:04 PM (Yr6sH)

13 I'll be in the Adirondacks if anyone needs me.

Posted by: Mark Sanford at May 07, 2013 03:04 PM (8ZskC)

14 I've seen people root for Elizabeth Warren over Scott Brown because of their ultra-stupidity. SC going for a tightly coiled shitroppe wouldn't surprise me. They pride themselves on their ignorance.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2013 03:05 PM (ZshNr)

15 Sven, you are on my brainwave!!

Posted by: NCKate at May 07, 2013 03:05 PM (r22BV)

16 Please don't talk about brain waves

Posted by: CAC at May 07, 2013 03:06 PM (AL3SF)

17 #10  Well,  I want Sanford to win for 2 reasons:

1. We need the seat.
2.  If Sanford wins,  it will put a crimp in the democrats constant attacks on GOP candidates through morals accusations.

Don't get me wrong.  I think Sanford is a jerk.  But he is OUR jerk,  and Colbert-Busch is just as bad in her personal life.

So I am rooting for Sanford.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 03:06 PM (GoIUi)

18 1 It feels like years since we've had an election results thread. Posted by: imp at May 07, 2013 07:00 PM (UaxA0) Did you forget your /sarc tag?

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2013 03:06 PM (sdi6R)

19 So sorry if I seem dumb but this isn't for a full 2 years is it?

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 07, 2013 03:07 PM (9+ccr)

20 On the Democratic side, sister of Stephen Colbert, Elizabeth Colbert-Busch, has attempted to capitalize on Sanford's scandals while pretending to be anything but a progressive stooge.


Isn't there some low-level Kennedy the Dems can stick in this slot?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 07, 2013 03:08 PM (8ZskC)

21 Dear South Carolina.  It's time we had a talk.

We overlooked your quirks, writing them off as harmless eccentricity.

Maybe we were naive.  Perhaps we should've recognized the warning signs.

We love you, but please, will you get help?  We recognize that we share some of the blame by enabling your behavior, but it's time we put our foot down.

Will you please accept help today?  We have a beautiful rehab facility waiting to take you in.  Just for a while.

Do it for you.  Do it for us.  Please.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 03:08 PM (X9Mnx)

22 All shall Love Me and Despair!

Posted by: Levitating Mass at May 07, 2013 03:08 PM (9YF7f)

23 BTW, did Colbert-Busch ever distance herself from the racist remarks of Harpoolian (sp?). Did the media ever ask her to do so? Why am I even bothering to ask?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 03:08 PM (T0NGe)

24 Appalachian Trail versus Had To Make Bail Posted by: boulder hobo

Now this would have made a great bumper sticker !

Don't forget, Had to Make Bail is on the ballot twice!


Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2013 03:09 PM (EAgmr)

25 Now this would have made a great bumper sticker ! Don't forget, Had to Make Bail is on the ballot twice! Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2013 07:09 PM (EAgmr) But for 2 different parties right?

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 07, 2013 03:10 PM (9+ccr)

26 Why the hell is Sanford running again? How can I be a conservative and vote for him?

Posted by: Jack at May 07, 2013 03:10 PM (Zv1QB)

27 I'm sure that General Holder will insure that those without ID vote only 6 times.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at May 07, 2013 03:10 PM (lT6go)

28 BTW, did Colbert-Busch ever distance herself from the racist remarks of Harpoolian (sp?).


We're not really sure.  But by failing to refute Todd Akins' theories on rape, Mark Sanford has fully endorsed them.

Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Objectivity at May 07, 2013 03:10 PM (8ZskC)

29 I simply do not care.

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 07, 2013 03:10 PM (QZyCi)

30

If Mark Sanford is all the GOP could muster, the GOP sucks.   

Posted by: California Red at May 07, 2013 03:10 PM (aCD1U)

31

Dems  commit rape, murder and sodomize little boys....comfortably re-elected. 

 

Repub  gets  some  consentual   strange[i/]   from an adult woman..."Throw the fucker out!  Let the Dems have the seat!"

 

We can all pat each other on the back for having morality and higher standards while we watch our  nation and families circle the drain.

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 03:10 PM (ZM9OS)

32
“stand on some bs morality ledge.”
Posted by: Raquel




That -- but mostly because Sanford has shown himself to be wildly unstable and is progressing thru an extended public personal breakdown.

Bad idea to throw a blank Scrabble tile down on the board just to see what happens.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2013 03:10 PM (kdS6q)

33

 

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 03:11 PM (3qKP/)

34
For me, Sanford is hard not to like.
But it doesn't matter. All I care about, all I ever care about, is defeating Democrats.

Sanford, for all his faults, is a far better person than Elizabeth Busch.
Sanford doesn't hate me or hate what I stand for; Ms. Busch does.

Sanford, unlike Rubio, never broke the Cardinal Rule: he never took sides against me and stood with the Democrats.



Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 03:11 PM (KeJAW)

35 I'm still pissed at EE and Red State about their endorsement of the GOP goof. On the other hand the nomination could have been won by someone else. Hoping and praying the dem doesn't win. If she does look out for dem momentum

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 07, 2013 03:11 PM (HVff2)

36 I miss hockey playoff threads.

Posted by: Levitating Mass at May 07, 2013 03:12 PM (9YF7f)

37 Sanford is a lying piece of shit. That's indisputable. I assume everyone who votes for him in SC is a piece of garbage, especially the womenfolk. Kinda like everyone in MA is a terrorist-supporting coward...

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2013 03:12 PM (ZshNr)

38 A country that elects Pelosi, Boxer, Jackson-Lee, Grayson, Johnson, Schumer, Reid, Franken, et. al. repeatedly is already pretty much screwed.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2013 03:12 PM (EAgmr)

39 Personally, I welcome my progressive overlords. I will happily inform on my coworkers, neighbors, friends and acquaintances.

Posted by: Jack at May 07, 2013 03:12 PM (Zv1QB)

40 #30  There were quite a few Republican candidates running in the primary.  Sanford won.  It wasn't that we couldn't muster someone better,  it was that the voters didn't  like any of them better than Sanford.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 03:13 PM (GoIUi)

41
So I am rooting for Sanford.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 07:06 PM (GoIUi)


I'm rooting for Lamont.

Posted by: Aunt Esther at May 07, 2013 03:13 PM (A5Abh)

42 36 I miss hockey playoff threads. Posted by: Levitating Mass at May 07, 2013 07:12 PM (9YF7f) I'm watching Ottawa/Montreal and hoping for some blood. You?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at May 07, 2013 03:13 PM (GEICT)

43 hello, it's me Donna

Yep.  The Dem party and something called the Working Families Party.  So the Dems will add up both lines and she will probably win.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2013 03:14 PM (EAgmr)

44 Yep. The Dem party and something called the Working Families Party. So the Dems will add up both lines and she will probably win. Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2013 07:14 PM (EAgmr) Can they do that?

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 07, 2013 03:14 PM (9+ccr)

45 Oh but I forgot, the DOJ is monitoring this election so there won't be any shenanigans.

S/

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2013 03:14 PM (EAgmr)

46 Kinda like everyone in MA is a terrorist-supporting coward... ... what loves them some Shrill Marxist fake Indians and haughty traitorous gigolos.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 07, 2013 03:14 PM (azHfB)

47
How can I be a conservative and vote for him?

What's the problem, specifically?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 03:15 PM (Y4TdB)

48 hey Lincoln, for what it's worth, when I generalise about "yankees" I mean the arrogant neo puritans, I don't mean you. Sorry for what offence I caused

Posted by: boulder hobo at May 07, 2013 03:15 PM (gd+ZH)

49 Bah. A pox on both their houses.

Posted by: joncelli at May 07, 2013 03:15 PM (phVWq)

50 Wasn't Fred Sanford's dear departed wife on "Sanford & Son" also named Elizabeth? Coincidence or something more sinister? I'll let you decide.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 07, 2013 03:15 PM (PNW8K)

51 If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2013 03:15 PM (xjpRj)

52 There were quite a few Republican candidates running in the primary. Sanford won. It wasn't that we couldn't muster someone better, it was that the voters didn't like any of them better than Sanford. Well, it's the big dilemma of voting theory. There is no clear preference when there are more than 2 choices. So a ton of idiots ran for the nomination. Sanford was one of the top 2 idiots. They had a runoff and Sanford sucked less than the other idiot. Now we have a general election and Sanford still sucks less than the other idiot. Welcome to politics.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 03:16 PM (T0NGe)

53 Glad I don't live there. You can only pinch your nose with a clothes pin so many times before you inflict permanent injury.

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 07, 2013 03:16 PM (HVff2)

54

I'm watching Ottawa/Montreal and hoping for some blood.

You?

 

I'm watching every second of the Chicago series as a matter of course and hoping the Red Wings/Ducks and St. Louis/LA series go to 7!

 

Posted by: garrett, Blackhawks Fan! at May 07, 2013 03:16 PM (9YF7f)

55 Do it for you. Do it for us. Please.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 07:08 PM (X9Mnx)


Preach it brotha!!!



Posted by: State of Minnesota at May 07, 2013 03:16 PM (A5Abh)

56 A country that elects Pelosi, Boxer, Jackson-Lee, Grayson, Johnson, Schumer, Reid, Franken, et. al. repeatedly is already pretty much screwed. Yeah... Also Boxer, Murray, Feinstein and Mikulski.. the Four Dingbats of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 07, 2013 03:16 PM (azHfB)

57 Donna -  Well, legal or not - this is Obama-land.....they can do anything!

It is unreal.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2013 03:17 PM (EAgmr)

58 I want Sanford to win, but I also want the Fucktards of South Carolina who foist semi-literate shitbags like Graham on the country to know that we're sick of it. Learn to fucking read or stop voting, idiots.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 07, 2013 03:17 PM (ZshNr)

59 Also, loving the Pens having problems with the Islanders.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 03:18 PM (9YF7f)

60 If you go to Z'ha'dum, you will die.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 07, 2013 07:15 PM (xjpRj)


It got better

Posted by: John Sheridan, fortunately never a newt at May 07, 2013 03:18 PM (hO9ad)

61 So CAC, why don't you think it will be close?

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 07, 2013 03:18 PM (9+ccr)

62 Sanford promised to retire if ECB beats him tonight. But how much is the word of such a man-child worth?

Posted by: Elize Nayden at May 07, 2013 03:18 PM (J94F0)

63 Can they do that?

Yes.

Why?  Because South Carolina.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 03:18 PM (X9Mnx)

64 #52   You have pretty much summed it up,  AmishDude.

I see no reason for people to get upset.  This is just one of those weird elections which is caused by large numbers of primary candidates and name recognition. 

Still hope Sanford wins,  even though he's a total jerk.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 03:18 PM (GoIUi)

65
it's a real tough choice, no doubt

A totalitarian vs a conservative who doesn't respect his marriage vows.

hmmmm, what to do
what to do...

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 03:19 PM (ZgBZU)

66 Yeah... Also Boxer, Murray, Feinstein and Mikulski.. the Four Dingbats of the Apocalypse. I feel left out you forgot our Marxist Tammy Baldwin

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 07, 2013 03:19 PM (HVff2)

67 Blackhawks are going down hard. 

And then Minnesota is going to whup their asses in hockey.

Posted by: Portnoy (Wild! Fan) at May 07, 2013 03:19 PM (A5Abh)

68 How can I be a conservative and vote for him? Where do people get this idea that voting is some sort of act of sanctification? That somehow some candidate has to be "worthy of my vote" or that if you "vote for an immoral person" you'll be personally tarnished. You're not marrying this person, you are hiring them to do a job. You might think Sanford is too flaky for the job, fair enough, but there is this weird morality that conservatives place on their vote. It isn't Holy Communion, people, it's an election and, as conservatives, our mission is to keep the biggest monster at bay.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 03:19 PM (T0NGe)

69 fwiw - I like hiking on Argentinian women. 

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 03:20 PM (9YF7f)

70
the voters didn't like any of them better than Sanford.
Posted by: Miss Marple




Sanford got 37% in the first round primary and 57% in the run-off. And that after holding the seat for 3 terms and the state governorship for 8 years.

Name recognition dragging your creepy ass over the finish line is hardly a ringing endorsement from the Vox Pop,

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2013 03:20 PM (kdS6q)

71

>>And then Minnesota is going to whup their asses in hockey.

 

 

GO NORTHSTARS!

oh, wait...

sorry.  I bet that hurts.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 03:20 PM (9YF7f)

72 Fuck Dallas.

Posted by: Portnoy (Wild! Fan) at May 07, 2013 03:21 PM (A5Abh)

73 68 How can I be a conservative and vote for him?

Where do people get this idea that voting is some sort of act of sanctification?

That somehow some candidate has to be "worthy of my vote" or that if you "vote for an immoral person" you'll be personally tarnished.

You're not marrying this person, you are hiring them to do a job. You might think Sanford is too flaky for the job, fair enough, but there is this weird morality that conservatives place on their vote.

It isn't Holy Communion, people, it's an election and, as conservatives, our mission is to keep the biggest monster at bay.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 07:19 PM (T0NGe)


___________


A-fucking men!


This is the same type of bullshit that kept a lot of people home. I can't vote for Romney he's not perfect. So I will not vote at all and show them all!!!!


How'd that work out?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 03:21 PM (HDgX3)

74

Why is the concept of  'Loyalty'  so foreign to many conservatives?

 

I used to despise Deon Sanders and Terrell Owens, but when they became Cowboys I considered them the greatest SOBs ever!

 

You cheer and support the guys on your team...regardless.   Politics is a zero sum game.

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 03:22 PM (ZolUS)

75
Where do people get this idea that voting is some sort of act of sanctification?

The online self-righteousness is almost humorous.


Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 03:22 PM (LVtr+)

76 Colbert got arrested for contempt of court during her divorce. Mugshot going viral. South Carolina Republicans may be crazy, but they are not stupid. ECB has no natural consituency in South Carolina. Nor her district. It is a vanity run. Sanford has an organization, and it has long roots in the area. He held the seat before. He's actually a conservative. The only problem will be all the walking back the people on our side will have to do.

Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2013 03:22 PM (aj8h4)

77 This will not be close, in-spite of the MSM trying to make it so. The dem did not spend enough with the Black preachers. This district is RED RED RED.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 03:22 PM (wR+pz)

78 Sanford is the lesser of the two evils.

Posted by: zsasz at May 07, 2013 03:22 PM (MMC8r)

79 I think the time has come to throw off the mantle of "Progressive" and call it what it is " communism". The goal of these people is nothing more than to hand this county to sharia, for control, and a Chicom economic system. Can you say slave.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at May 07, 2013 03:23 PM (lT6go)

80 #70  Yes,  but none of the others beat him,  did they?

So we can say that the voters found Sanford,  even with his reprehensible personal baggage,  a better candidate than the others. 

Maybe it's because they are sure how he votes.  Maybe it's because the others weren't good candidates.  Whatever.

Sanford won the primaries,  even with a small margin. 

So I hope he beats Colbert-Busch,  who is just as weird as he is, plus she will not vote the way we want.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 03:23 PM (GoIUi)

81 How can I be a conservative and vote for him?

Easy.  Hold your nose, pull the lever, take a shower when you get home.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 07, 2013 03:23 PM (tLTgS)

82 So...if Sanford wins, does that mean conservatives aren't rigid moralistic prudes?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 03:24 PM (T0NGe)

83 You're not marrying this person, you are hiring them to do a job. You might think Sanford is too flaky for the job, fair enough,

Has anyone looked into the politics of his love muffin? Seems to me that might be a reasonable predictor of his behavior and weight of worthiness.

Posted by: Methos at May 07, 2013 03:24 PM (hO9ad)

84 Sanford's a joke.

But...there are SO MANY utter airheads on the Dem side that we can afford one of our own.  Bad as he is, only media malfeasance makes him more quotable than, say, half the Congressional Black Caucus.

Posted by: JEM at May 07, 2013 03:25 PM (o+SC1)

85 You cheer and support the guys on your team...regardless.

Except Kevin Garnett of the Celtics. He is a low life.
And Ray Lewis.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 03:25 PM (yhYn1)

86 i will never again vote for mccain for anything...ever....i'd vote for sanford though.....sanford fucked up his own life, mccain fucked up everyones.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 07, 2013 03:25 PM (GVxQo)

87 Whenever this stuff happens you get the holier than thou conservatives saying "I can't vote for him, he's immoral." or "he betrayed his wife, how do I know he won't betray me?"

You know what dems do when this shit happens to one of their guys? THEY VOTE FOR HIM ENTHUSIASTICALLY. Because at the end of the day it doesn't matter if your politician is a  lying cheating sack of shit. If he votes for the thins you want voted on, that's all that matters. I don't care if Sanford fucked 20 women while he was married. If he votes to repeal Obamacare, doesn't vote for any gun control shit and votes to lower my taxes, I'm a happy camper.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 03:25 PM (HDgX3)

88 I think SC did once bar stupid idiots and neerdowells from voting, lincolntf. But because of the civil rights acts, illiterate drunks and bums have the RIGHT to inflict their choices upon the rest of us. Because disparate impact! My position is basically that if group X is disproportionately dysfunctional, that is X's problem to fix. Sadly that isn't USG's position.

Posted by: boulder hobo at May 07, 2013 03:25 PM (gd+ZH)

89 Easy. Hold your nose, pull the lever, take a shower when you get home. Anyone who votes Republican should be familiar with this ritual.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at May 07, 2013 03:25 PM (azHfB)

90 Moo Moo did you see my reply last thread?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 03:26 PM (wR+pz)

91

something called the Working Families Party

 

We used to be called the "Communist Party of the USA," but we thought we'd dial it back a bit so we could take in more rubes.

Posted by: The Working Families Party at May 07, 2013 03:26 PM (IDSI7)

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 03:26 PM (wR+pz)

Posted by: The Working Families Party at May 07, 2013 03:26 PM (IDSI7)

94 First results in: 57%-43% Sanford over Colbert.

Turn off the light!  Shut it down!  It's over!

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 03:26 PM (/COnL)

95 fixed it?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 03:26 PM (wR+pz)

96 Sorry.

Posted by: The Working Families Party at May 07, 2013 03:26 PM (IDSI7)

97

The online self-righteousness is almost humorous.

 

Unless we're talking un-frosted Pop-Tarts. 

They are the Devil's handmaiden.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 03:26 PM (9YF7f)

98

68...Where do people get this idea that voting is some sort of act of sanctification?

 



It isn't Holy Communion, people, it's an election and, as conservatives, our mission is to keep the biggest monster at bay.

 

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 07:19 PM (T0NGe)

 

-------

 

This!

 

I've voted in a lot of elections...and it always comes down to the lesser of two evils.

 

Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2013 03:26 PM (LxEHG)

99 Damn I am good.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 03:27 PM (wR+pz)

100 I was on the Appalachian Trail for a while on Sunday. Ended up getting home really late.

Posted by: fluffy at May 07, 2013 03:27 PM (ASx5D)

101
90 Moo Moo did you see my reply last thread?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 07:26 PM (wR+pz)


What topic? No. I didn't

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 03:27 PM (HDgX3)

102 I just returned from the polls and made the pre-7pm cut by less than 10 minutes.  There was a reasonable line inside of the polling place when I arrived and it moved quickly.  I saw one person turned away after 7pm.

Yes, I voted for Sanford.  Normally, I would not be enthusiastic voting for a philanderer.  But, then I thought to myself, "Hey!  In retrospect, Slick Willy didn't seem all that bad!"

I need a drink.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at May 07, 2013 03:27 PM (7xeJQ)

103 I guess I inherited the Italians, didn't cause 'em. So I retract my apology!

Posted by: The Working Families Party at May 07, 2013 03:27 PM (IDSI7)

104 Barrel, you freakin' commies.

Posted by: joncelli at May 07, 2013 03:27 PM (phVWq)

105 97 What if you bite one into the shape of a gun?

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2013 03:27 PM (9XBK2)

106 un-frosted Pop-Tarts are like rape. RAPE-rape, even.

Posted by: mrshad at May 07, 2013 03:27 PM (Xqfwb)

107 Sanford's a turd, but he's not a union-supporting socialist turd.  So there's that.

Another plus, watching Steven Coh-berr get pissy.  Love his weird ears.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 03:27 PM (lVPtV)

Posted by: Is the a 'Thing'? at May 07, 2013 03:27 PM (A5Abh)

109 I got Sanford by a head.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 07, 2013 03:28 PM (3+QKS)

110 It isn't Holy Communion, people, it's an election... Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 07:19 PM (T0NGe) ***** Then how do you explain the little glass of red wine and the small stale saltine cracker they have me last time I voted?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 07, 2013 03:28 PM (JZA60)

111

@68 You're not marrying this person, you are hiring them to do a job. You might think Sanford is too flaky for the job, fair enough, but there is this weird morality that conservatives place on their vote.

It isn't Holy Communion, people, it's an election and, as conservatives, our mission is to keep the biggest monster at bay.

---------------------------

Agreed.  As much as I dislike Sanford and would personally prefer to see none of the candidates in office, Sanford's still better than the alternatives who are running, imo.

 

Posted by: junior at May 07, 2013 03:28 PM (UWFpX)

112 109 I got Sanford by a head. Posted by: Dr Spank at May 07, 2013 07:28 PM (3+QKS) The little one, presumably.

Posted by: joncelli at May 07, 2013 03:28 PM (phVWq)

113 164 @124 Moo Moo, best onion story. About some guy that works for Obama. http://tinyurl.com/ychydq5

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 03:29 PM (wR+pz)

114
It's not even close.

Busch will screw you. She hates you. She wants to steal from you. She wants to shut you up.

Sanford will screw...not you.

QED

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 03:29 PM (+oin+)

115 You know what?  Can't believe I'm saying this, but Dave Weigel's coverage of Sanford's campaign over on Slate has not only been excellent, it's...weirdly made me like Mark Sanford a bit more.  Sure, he's gonna be a millstone the Dems will tie around our necks, and therefore I still would prefer he lose (no way Colbert holds this seat in 2016, she ain't no Gene Taylor), but he really does come across as disarmingly open and non-politician-y.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 03:29 PM (/COnL)

116 [i\Another plus, watching Steven Coh-berr get pissy. Love his weird ears.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 07:27 PM (lVPtV)[/i]


Really can't stand that fucker.

Posted by: Portnoy at May 07, 2013 03:29 PM (A5Abh)

117 The ads Colbert-Busch has been running down in this area have been weird.

"She lost her dad and two brothers in a plane crash.  Then she was in an abusive marriage.  Vote for Colbert Busch....because."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 03:30 PM (lVPtV)

118 OT:

In today's late breaking Orwellian news, Susan Rice to be honored with a "Great American Award":

Specifically, the organization is honoring Rice for Â”her work in advancing U.S. interests, strengthening the worldÂ’s common security and prosperity, and promoting respect for human rights,”

http://tinyurl.com/d8uc74l

Hello, SMOD?  We're getting impatient.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 03:30 PM (X9Mnx)

119

Did you get the new Wire album, JeffB?   Thoughts?  

I got a copy on Vinyl but haven't cracked it open, yet.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 03:31 PM (9YF7f)

120 A Republican will always be better than a Democrat. That doesn't mean the Republican will do everything you want. I can't think of any Republican that I disagree with 100% of the time. I can name 50 Democrats off the top of my head that I do disagree with. Even the RINOiest RINO is going to be better in the long run than a Democrat.


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 03:31 PM (HDgX3)

121 Also, it may be self-defeating in the long-run, but goddammit I do not want to let Stephen Colbert's frickin' sister win anything.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 03:31 PM (/COnL)

122 Has anyone looked into the politics of his love muffin? Seems to me that might be a reasonable predictor of his behavior and weight of worthiness. If a conservative turns liberal, there is a 99% chance that a new wife or girlfriend is the cause. Bad as he is, only media malfeasance makes him more quotable than, say, half the Congressional Black Caucus. Sanford's problem isn't being a gaffe machine, he isn't. His problem is that he had a major life-changing screw up. Assuming this isn't a preview of things to come, he won't be a source of new embarrassments.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 03:31 PM (T0NGe)

123 "She lost her dad and two brothers in a plane crash. Then she was in an abusive marriage. Vote for Colbert Busch....because." Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 07:30 PM (lVPtV) Hmm. I guess that was the "go for the emotional jugular" stage.

Posted by: joncelli at May 07, 2013 03:31 PM (phVWq)

124 Islanders Score!

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 03:31 PM (9YF7f)

125 118 OT:

In today's late breaking Orwellian news, Susan Rice to be honored with a "Great American Award":

Specifically, the organization ishonoring Rice for”her work in
advancing U.S. interests, strengthening the worldÂ’s common security and
prosperity, and promoting respect for human rights,”


http://tinyurl.com/d8uc74l

Hello, SMOD? We're getting impatient.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 07:30 PM (X9Mnx




No shit?  Is she getting an award for lying for her Dear Leader and Cankles?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 03:32 PM (lVPtV)

126 Hello, SMOD? We're getting impatient.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 07:30 PM (X9Mnx)



Is there some cash involved??? 

Posted by: Portnoy at May 07, 2013 03:32 PM (A5Abh)

127 >>>Did you get the new Wire album, JeffB? Thoughts?
I got a copy on Vinyl but haven't cracked it open, yet.


Nah.  Not even really interested in post-154 Wire.  Document & Eyewitness was unbearably awful and the '80s reunion stuff never grabbed me.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 03:32 PM (/COnL)

128
I probably mentioned it before, but I hate unfrosted pop tarts as much as you, garret.

Even with frosted pop tarts, I snap the unfrosted edges off and toss them.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 03:32 PM (NLH1M)

129 The curse of a nice Southern town. Fucking Yankees show up. You know why Yankees are like hemorrhoids? The good ones come down and go back up, the bad ones come down and stay.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 03:32 PM (wR+pz)

130 121 Yeah.

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2013 03:32 PM (9XBK2)

131 Moo Moo, best onion story. About some guy that works for Obama.


http://tinyurl.com/ychydq5

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 07:29 PM (wR+pz)


__________


HA HA. I never saw that before. Thanks.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 03:32 PM (HDgX3)

132 This will determine if the GOP is truly the party of "family values".

Posted by: Jesus Christ at May 07, 2013 03:32 PM (p8RjH)

133 128 It doesn't help that the filling doesn't reach the edges either.

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2013 03:33 PM (9XBK2)

134
Let me get some pudding ready!

Ha, just kidding, Loser 1 vs Loser 2 doesn't really matter.  If Sanford, he'll go squish big govt soon enough.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2013 03:33 PM (jKWYf)

135 I think most people have less of a problem with Sanford being an adulterer than they do with him being a certified fucking loon. Do I always have to give consent to be governed by either the blue or red team, or can I still exercise my judgement and withhold my vote if neither fields an acceptable candidate? F 'em both.

Posted by: stickety at May 07, 2013 03:33 PM (+Vm+w)

136 >>>Sanford's problem isn't being a gaffe machine, he isn't. His problem is that he had a major life-changing screw up. Assuming this isn't a preview of things to come, he won't be a source of new embarrassments.

Don't be so sure about that.  The thing that makes Sanford Sanford is that he's weirdly, almost disarmingly honest about his transgressions and is way more unscripted than the average pol.  Which I kind of like, but then there's a reason I'm not political material either.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 03:33 PM (/COnL)

137 132 This will determine if the GOP is truly the party of "family values". Posted by: Jesus Christ at May 07, 2013 07:32 PM (p8RjH) Hey, Sanford values families so much he wants two of them!

Posted by: joncelli at May 07, 2013 03:33 PM (phVWq)

138 No shit? Is she getting an award for lying for her Dear Leader and Cankles?

That, and being black.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 03:34 PM (X9Mnx)

139 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 07:31 PM (HDgX3) RINO

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 07, 2013 03:34 PM (52n2x)

140 Sorry, did not mean to rant and get off topic.

Posted by: Mandrill Redass at May 07, 2013 03:34 PM (lT6go)

141

Even with frosted pop tarts, I snap the unfrosted edges off and toss them.

 

 

Anothe reason Dogs are superior to Cats. 

Dogs will eat those nasty, un-frosted bits of Pop Tart that Americans won't eat.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 03:34 PM (9YF7f)

142 132 This will determine if the GOP is truly the party of "family values". Good point, Jesus, forgiveness is your main selling point right? Troll Asshole.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 03:34 PM (wR+pz)

143 Steven Coh-berrrrrr is insufferable enough.  Imagine him with his sister beating Sanford.

Interesting that his sister pronounces the family name "ColBerT."  When did he go all fancy pants French pronunciation?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 03:34 PM (lVPtV)

144 Sanford's problem isn't being a gaffe machine, he isn't. His problem is that he had a major life-changing screw up. Assuming this isn't a preview of things to come, he won't be a source of new embarrassments.

Sanford decided to have his child meet his mistress on the night of the primary.  That picture was worth a good thousand words.

The only reason that guy might not be embarrassing is nobody gives a damn about congressmen in the House.

He is at least a Republican policy-wise.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2013 03:35 PM (uhAkr)

145

Lou Dobbs just reported that there has been "an unexpectedly low turnout today"...for this race.

 

Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2013 03:35 PM (LxEHG)

146 "She lost her dad and two brothers in a plane crash. Then she was in an abusive marriage. Vote for Colbert Busch....because." Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 07:30 PM (lVPtV) Because she has catastrophically bad luck with regard to family? Wait, or is she saying they both have catastrophically bad family situations, but hers isn't her fault? Apart from marrying a jerk, which I assume was consensual. Seems like a weak appeal for running for office (he states the bone-shatteringly obvious).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 07, 2013 03:35 PM (qyfb5)

147 The ads Colbert-Busch has been running down in this area have been weird. "She lost her dad and two brothers in a plane crash. Then she was in an abusive marriage. Vote for Colbert Busch....because." Almost every Democrat candidate these days runs a campaign that says, "You should feel sorry for me, vote for me." Not "courage in the face of adversity" but just "adversity".

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 03:35 PM (T0NGe)

148 132 This will determine if the GOP is truly the party of "family values".

Posted by: Jesus Christ at May 07, 2013 07:32 PM (p8RjH)



Well of course it will fuckstick.  We already know who the party of 'plant that thing square in my ass' is.

Posted by: Portnoy at May 07, 2013 03:35 PM (A5Abh)

149 Is there some cash involved???

No, just comedy gold.  Biden will be speaking.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 03:36 PM (X9Mnx)

150 My family values are located in the same spot as my family jewels : all up in my hoochie momma.

Posted by: Mark Sanford at May 07, 2013 03:36 PM (3+QKS)

151 133 128 It doesn't help that the filling doesn't reach the edges either. Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2013 07:33 PM (9XBK2) ***** I nibble the dry edges off and save the frosted and filled part for last. But the shape ends up looking like a gun. Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 07, 2013 03:36 PM (PNW8K)

152 dogs taste better too

Posted by: barry at May 07, 2013 03:36 PM (gd+ZH)

153 but he really does come across as disarmingly open and non-politician-y. Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 07:29 PM (/COnL) Guess what? Sanford's not a lawyer.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 03:36 PM (T0NGe)

154 If a conservative turns liberal, there is a 99% chance that a new wife or girlfriend is the cause.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 07:31 PM (T0NGe)


____________


A friend of mine recently married a lib. I don't mean just a Democrat voter. I mean a KosKid. He's on the opposite end fiscally and socially, dude still goes to church every Sunday.


I fear he's a goner within 2 years.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 03:37 PM (HDgX3)

155 If a Republican is always better than a Democrat, does that mean that GW Bush was a better, more conservative president than the fat, lecherous hillbilly from Arkansas? Call me crazy, but looking at each men's tenure and actual record, I'd say that Slick Willie was about 10,000 times more conservative than GW.

Posted by: stickety at May 07, 2013 03:37 PM (+Vm+w)

156 Haley? What kinda fuckin' name is "Haley?" We need someone with a good old-fashioned American name.

Posted by: Richard Hartpoolian at May 07, 2013 03:37 PM (IDSI7)

157 Lou Dobbs just reported that there has been "an unexpectedly low turnout today"...for this race.

That's not a good sign in my opinion.

Dems will be motivated, Republican voters (women especially) might not be, considering the nominee.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 03:37 PM (X9Mnx)

158 All you need to do to understand South Carolina politics is watch Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.  I know it's about Savannah, but it could easily have been Charleston.

Disclaimer: One of the reasons I love both of those cities is the eccentricity.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2013 03:38 PM (cnmE6)

159

@145 The only reason that guy might not be embarrassing is nobody gives a damn about congressmen in the House.

----------------------------------

Here's to hoping that he has the good sense to keep his mouth shut and avoid the spotlight for his first year in Congress...

 

Posted by: junior at May 07, 2013 03:38 PM (UWFpX)

160 I still want to see Fred Sanford (R) SC, as played by Redd Foxx. It would be an "It all makes sense now" moment.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 07, 2013 03:38 PM (qyfb5)

161

A friend of mine recently married a lib. I don't mean just a Democrat voter. I mean a KosKid. He's on the opposite end fiscally and socially, dude still goes to church every Sunday.

 

I see a TRO in his future.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 07, 2013 03:38 PM (IDSI7)

162 Almost every Democrat candidate these days runs a campaign that says, "You should feel sorry for me, vote for me."

Not "courage in the face of adversity" but just "adversity".

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 07:35 PM (T0NGe)


___________


It works on women. It's pathetic that it does, but whatcha gonna do?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 03:38 PM (HDgX3)

163 Seems like a weak appeal for running for office (he states the bone-shatteringly obvious). 

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2013 07:35 PM (qyfb5)



Why do you hate women?!    See how the Republican Wars on Women!   Halp, halp they're being oppressed! 

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at May 07, 2013 03:38 PM (oY6Yp)

164 #128 soothsayer,  I meant to find you to tell you I appreciated your comment about infiltrators earlier today,  I agree 100%/.

Now, alas,  I must tell you that I loathe frosted Pop Tarts,  and only buy those which are unfrosted.  That Pop Tart icing is made of plastic or something.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 03:38 PM (GoIUi)

165 Call me crazy, but looking at each men's tenure and actual record, I'd say that Slick Willie was about 10,000 times more conservative than GW.

You're crazy.

Clinton's first term was a leftwing disaster.  He was nutty enough to put his first lady in charge of a push for Single Payer.

After Republicans kicked his ass in the midterms and won the House, his approval ratings went up.


Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2013 03:39 PM (uhAkr)

166 Now, alas, I must tell you that I loathe frosted Pop Tarts, and only buy those which are unfrosted. That Pop Tart icing is made of plastic or something.

Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 03:39 PM (X9Mnx)

167 Call me crazy, but looking at each men's tenure and actual record, I'd say that Slick Willie was about 10,000 times more conservative than GW. First, no. Willie was just cowed by Newt. Second, judges.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 03:39 PM (T0NGe)

168 election threads remind me of the night of horror in November

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 03:40 PM (5wHPS)

169 I hate Stephen Colbert.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 07, 2013 03:40 PM (qbJV4)

170 What a mockery of an election.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 07, 2013 03:40 PM (XYSwB)

171 156 If a Republican is always better than a Democrat, does that mean that GW Bush was a better, more conservative president than the fat, lecherous hillbilly from Arkansas?

Call me crazy, but looking at each men's tenure and actual record, I'd say that Slick Willie was about 10,000 times more conservative than GW.

Posted by: stickety at May 07, 2013 07:37 PM (+Vm+w)


______________


Clinton: Raised taxes by a few trillion


Bush: Lowered taxes by a few trillion


You were saying....


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 03:40 PM (HDgX3)

172 Call me crazy, but looking at each men's tenure and actual record, I'd say that Slick Willie was about 10,000 times more conservative than GW. You're craZy, bat shit crazy stickety

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 07, 2013 03:40 PM (HVff2)

173

That Pop Tart icing is made of plastic or something.

 

Delicious and Structurally Integral.  What's not to love?

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 03:40 PM (9YF7f)

174 Is Rice getting this award as a  pre-empt for her taking a fall for the Benghazi talking points?


Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2013 03:40 PM (EAgmr)

175 87 ---" I don't care if Sanford fucked 20 women while he was married. If he votes to repeal Obamacare, doesn't vote for any gun control shit and votes to lower my taxes, I'm a happy camper." Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 07:25 PM (HDgX3) ----------------------- THIS. Hell, I'd vote for the damn cheater even if he was MY husband. Okay, he'd be dead but still.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2013 03:40 PM (C8mVl)

176 169 election threads remind me of the night of horror in November Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 07:40 PM (5wHPS) I felt so sick. It was worse than losing my job.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 07, 2013 03:41 PM (52n2x)

177 159 All you need to do to understand South Carolina politics is watch Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. I know it's about Savannah, but it could easily have been Charleston.

Disclaimer: One of the reasons I love both of those cities is the eccentricity.

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2013 07:38 PM (cnmE6




Our eccentrics in Savannah out-crazy Charleston's.  As I've said in the past, Charleston is the pretty debutante who makes you marry her before she gives you BJs. 



Savannah is the party girl who'll give you a BJ on the first date.  "OMG, ya'll!  Ah'm so drunk!"



And I say this as a woman who loves this town.  And all its crazies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 03:41 PM (lVPtV)

178 My sons, I never condemned butt-fucking - just adultery.

"So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate."

Posted by: Jesus Christ at May 07, 2013 03:41 PM (p8RjH)

179 Oh awesome. It is RAINING! And not snowing! The only downside is that I gotta walk through it.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 07, 2013 03:41 PM (gd+ZH)

180

Another plus, watching Steven Coh-berr get pissy.

 

What was that movie where Carroll O'Connor portrayed a crusty general who shoots a nasty look at a subordinate who says "Cler-MON" and corrects him: "You mean Cler-MONT? Then say that, goddamn it!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 07, 2013 03:41 PM (IDSI7)

181

Will you please accept help today? We have a beautiful rehab facility waiting to take you in. Just for a while.

Do it for you. Do it for us. Please.

 

Says the guy from MN. Heh.

Posted by: Ronster at May 07, 2013 03:42 PM (lwnOz)

182
I must tell you that I loathe frosted Pop Tarts, and only buy those which are unfrosted.

Heretic!

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 03:42 PM (yhYn1)

183 You're crazy. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2013 07:39 PM (uhAkr) What Bevel said. Clinton didn't govern conservatively at all, he was basically forced into letting the Republicans save the economy and his sorry ass, then cooperated in destroying them behind the scenes. Also, you know, selling out to China, bundler giveaways, corrupt cronies and incompetent employees, illegal wars and terrible handling of them, suborning perjury and losing his law license... you know, the usual.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 07, 2013 03:42 PM (qyfb5)

184

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 07:33 PM (/COnL)

 

Lets see... non hot wife.... hot South American Lady....

 

gets caught up in the affair... gets caught.... COMES CLEAN...

 

This story is not one which will hurt the MAN vote... hell... sounds a bit like a bad Hollywood romantic comedy...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2013 03:42 PM (lZBBB)

185

Savannah, you say?

 

 

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 03:43 PM (9YF7f)

186 To be fair to Colbert, his name pronunciation is a joke. He's always pronounced it the Anglicized way, before getting the Comedy Central gig. Of course, like his show, the joke has gone on and on and on and on and on and on...

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 03:43 PM (T0NGe)

187

Call me crazy, but looking at each men's tenure and actual record, I'd say that Slick Willie was about 10,000 times more conservative than GW.

 

Clinton: Republican Congress.

 

Bush: Democrat Congress.

 

Mystery solved.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 07, 2013 03:43 PM (IDSI7)

188 Someone is taking the Lord's name in vain. "Jesus Christ" sound suspiciously like erg."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2013 03:43 PM (ltIcm)

189
the troll thinks it's gonna suck someone into debating scripture

don't think so, faggit

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 03:44 PM (vyPsz)

190 Says the guy from MN. Heh.

It takes someone with first hand experience viewing Teh Crazy to make a proper diagnosis.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 03:44 PM (X9Mnx)

191 Someone is taking the Lord's name in vain. "Jesus Christ" sound suspiciously like erg."

I think he found the Skeptic's Bible online.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2013 03:44 PM (uhAkr)

192 voting for the dead hubby worked for me!

Posted by: Jean Carnahan at May 07, 2013 03:45 PM (gd+ZH)

193 #181  That movie was the absolutely super "Kelly's Heroes," starring Clint Eastwood.

We bought the DVD.  My husband watches it repeatedly when he is home,  and always calls me in to watch the radio scene with Carroll O'Connor.  It's one of my favorite movie scenes ever!

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 03:45 PM (GoIUi)

194

To be fair to Colbert, his name pronunciation is a joke. He's always pronounced it the Anglicized way, before getting the Comedy Central gig.

 

What's Liebowitz's thing, then? L-I-E-B-O-W-I-T-Z, it's pronounced "Stewart."

 

Oh.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 07, 2013 03:45 PM (IDSI7)

195 So is this going to be one of those elections where the R is wining 55-45 then the inner city precincts are counted last where they find just enough votes to give the win to the D 50.2 to 49.8?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 03:45 PM (HDgX3)

196 181 Probably Kelly's Heroes.

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2013 03:46 PM (9XBK2)

197

That movie was the absolutely super "Kelly's Heroes," starring Clint Eastwood.

We bought the DVD. My husband watches it repeatedly when he is home, and always calls me in to watch the radio scene with Carroll O'Connor. It's one of my favorite movie scenes ever!

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 07:45 PM (GoIUi

 

Ah, thanks. That'd have been bugging me for hours. I love that movie too!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 07, 2013 03:46 PM (IDSI7)

198

It takes someone with first hand experience viewing Teh Crazy to make a proper diagnosis.

 


 

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 07:44 PM (X9Mnx)

 

 

Zen you can call me Dr. Romeo Freud... az I am forced to live in California...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2013 03:46 PM (lZBBB)

199

156...Call me crazy, but looking at each men's tenure and actual record, I'd say that Slick Willie was about 10,000 times more conservative than GW.

 

Were you in diapers back then, stickety, or what.

 

Clinton gutted our military, and called it a "peace savings".

He raised our taxes immediately after taking office...the largest tax hike on the middle class, ever.

 

Clinton was good at taking credit for what the Republican Congress forced him to do.

That...is the extent of his conservativeness.

Posted by: wheatie at May 07, 2013 03:46 PM (LxEHG)

200 One thing I admire about the Dems is that they can manage to tell an Ashley Judd to get lost and she goes. Listen to me SC tea partiers: One challenger to Lindsay and one to Sanford. That's it. Tell the loser nothings to stop splitting the damned vote.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 03:47 PM (T0NGe)

201 Bush: Democrat Congress.

Mystery solved.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 07, 2013 07:43 PM (IDSI7)


_____________


Bush only had a Dem House for 2/8 years. And he only had a Dem Senate for about 3.5/8 years (1.5 years after Jeffords turned and then his final 2 years).

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 03:47 PM (HDgX3)

202 And I hate unfrosted pop tarts as much as Stephen Colbert, people who take longbows over cross bows and that chicken. Did I cover all the memes?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 07, 2013 03:47 PM (qbJV4)

203
so you noticed, too, Miss Marple?

I can't stand the morning posts anymore. It really is like getting kicked in the beanbag 3 times before noon.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 03:47 PM (vanqS)

204 I'll happily discuss Scripture with this fudge nudger. Which sura does he want to argue from? Or is he the kind of coward who only slams those who won't take off his tiny little head?

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at May 07, 2013 03:47 PM (gd+ZH)

205 Still can not believe that this is the best that the people in South Carolina-01have to offer to send to congress.

Apathy will win again. And just they way they want it.

Posted by: Trevor (@TJexcite) at May 07, 2013 03:47 PM (CdeLs)

206 5 I don’t understand how anyone can possibly be hoping the far left zealot Cobert-Busch wins over Sanford. As a woman I find his actions deplorable, but he votes the right way, and at time when amnesty and more gun control are a few votes from becoming a reality, this is definitely NOT the time to “stand on some bs morality ledge.” Posted by: Raquel at May 07, 2013 07:01 PM (eTqV5) Agree.

Posted by: mare at May 07, 2013 03:47 PM (A98Xu)

207 Colbert-Busch has had a hard time 'spainin' away her union love and their support, in light of how the unions tried to shut down Boeing's plant outside Charleston.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 03:47 PM (lVPtV)

208 I would not be surprised if either candidate won.  I would be very surprised if either candidate won by more than 5% or so. 

I think Charleston County is going to come down hard against Sanford.  And there are a lot of votes there.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 03:48 PM (/COnL)

209 Posted by: Jesus Christ at May 07, 2013 07:41 PM (p8RjH)



Great.  You should STFU, go jab your 'partner' in the balloon knot and 'become as one'. 

Or do you catch?

Posted by: Portnoy at May 07, 2013 03:48 PM (A5Abh)

210
Clinton: Republican Congress.
Bush: Democrat Congress.
Mystery solved.
Posted by: Jay Guevara




Really?

Posted by: The 108th and 109th Congresses

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2013 03:48 PM (kdS6q)

211

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 07, 2013 07:41 PM (IDSI7)

 

YOu can't kill no Tiger Tanks wit no negative waves, Moriarity!

Posted by: Oddball at May 07, 2013 03:48 PM (lZBBB)

212 I'll happily discuss Scripture with this fudge nudger. Which sura does he want to argue from?

That actually has the potential for great entertainment.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 07, 2013 03:48 PM (uhAkr)

213

Posted by: Oddball at May 07, 2013 07:48 PM (lZBBB)

 

--------------

 

Always with the negative waves! Woof!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 07, 2013 03:49 PM (IDSI7)

214 Portnoy, why do you complain?

Posted by: Jesus Christ at May 07, 2013 03:49 PM (p8RjH)

215 "ECB up 54-40 in Charleston reporting districts so far..."



RUH ROH!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 03:49 PM (HDgX3)

216 And I hate unfrosted pop tarts as much as Stephen Colbert, people who take longbows over cross bows and that chicken.

Did I cover all the memes?


I dunno, I never heard of any of those.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 07, 2013 03:49 PM (uhAkr)

217 178 Can I have the number of that Savannah chick?

Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2013 03:50 PM (9XBK2)

218 >>>I think Charleston County is going to come down hard against Sanford. And there are a lot of votes there.

....aaaaand there you go.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 03:50 PM (/COnL)

219

>>>Did I cover all the memes?

 

Clobert is French for 'Weasel', so -  yes.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 03:51 PM (9YF7f)

220 E. Colbert Busch Dem 53.4% 6,137 M. Sanford GOP 46.1% 5,304

Posted by: Raquel at May 07, 2013 03:51 PM (eTqV5)

221 Says the guy from MN. Heh.

Posted by: Ronster at May 07, 2013 07:42 PM (lwnOz)



Wow, swing and a miss.

Posted by: Portnoy at May 07, 2013 03:51 PM (A5Abh)

222 Call me crazy, but looking at each men's tenure and actual record, I'd say that Slick Willie was about 10,000 times more conservative than GW. Posted by: stickety

Read the book  "Dereliction of Duty" by Retired USAF Lt.Col. Robert "Buzz" Patterson.  He was a military aide to Clinton from '96-'98 and was one of 5 people who carried the nuclear football.  His job gave him close access to Clinton.

 Very interesting and disturbing book on the Clinton years and how reckless this guy was with our national security and everything else.  You also get to read details of his skirt chasing and parties at the WH whenever Hillarity would leave town.  One account is about Slick hitting on and groping a USAF female aide assigned to AF1.  While in flight Slick tried to get 'hooked up' with her and she went to Patterson to complain.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2013 03:51 PM (EAgmr)

223 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 07:41 PM (lVPtV)

“Southern women like their men religious and a little mad.”

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2013 03:51 PM (cnmE6)

224 "Despite the remarkable drop in gun crime, only 12% of Americans surveyed said gun crime had declined compared with two decades ago, according to Pew, which surveyed more than 900 adults this spring. Twenty-six percent said it had stayed the same, and 56% thought it had increased." Story in handle.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 07, 2013 03:52 PM (52n2x)

225 And I hate unfrosted pop tarts as much as Stephen Colbert, people who take longbows over cross bows and that chicken.

Did I cover all the memes?


I detect an inappropriate apathy towards pudding.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 03:52 PM (X9Mnx)

226

The key to unfrosted poptarts is butter!  ...dripping in butter.

 

But of course everything is better with butter.   ...or bacon.

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 03:52 PM (ZolUS)

227 This could get ugly. Why is Busch leading is only liberal Charleston reporting ?

Posted by: Raquel at May 07, 2013 03:52 PM (eTqV5)

228 Read that Byron York article.  Feels as though the white folks were psyched out by the obama team.  Wonder if this will happen in this race.  They'll assume, owing to the free advertising from her brother, and the fact that it's such a close race, that she'll win anyway, so why bother traipsing out to vote.

Posted by: Caustic at May 07, 2013 03:52 PM (/b8+5)

229 All the fucking lib yankees moving into Charleston County.  Just like in Savannah.

They just love the low taxes and all, and then immediately move in and turn everything into NY, Chicago, CT, etc.  Just like in S. FL.

Like locusts.  Watch out, Texas.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 03:52 PM (lVPtV)

230 I fear he's a goner within 2 years. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 07:37 PM (HDgX3) I am a little worried about my son, engaged to a semi conservative who's dad does not drink. She drinks OK, but we are Episcopalians. They have never seen us "sober" according to my son. I guess when you don't drink the smell of it on someone means they are drunk de facto.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 03:53 PM (wR+pz)

231
Listen to me SC tea partiers: One challenger to Lindsay and one to Sanford.
Posted by: AmishDude



But, Sanford promised that if he won this election, he wouldn't run for re-election in 2014.

And when has he ever broken a promise like that?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2013 03:54 PM (kdS6q)

232

All the fucking lib yankees moving into Charleston County. Just like in Savannah.

They just love the low taxes and all, and then immediately move in and turn everything into NY, Chicago, CT, etc. Just like in S. FL.

Like locusts. Watch out, Texas.

 

Yeah. I watched it happen here in CA, and it pisses/pissed me off mightily.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 07, 2013 03:54 PM (IDSI7)

233 I pray to our Father Elah every night.  Elah is Aramaic (my given language) for what you call "God".

It is close to Allah for sure but all the Abrahamic religions are derived from the same source and worship the same Father.

Posted by: Jesus Christ at May 07, 2013 03:54 PM (p8RjH)

234 Early Black precincts. MSM having boners, it will NOT be close.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 03:54 PM (wR+pz)

235 Wasn't Sanford pushed by the Linsey Graham machine (formerly of Strom Thurmond)? If Sanford goes down hard, will Graham be seen as vulnerable and get primaried.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 07, 2013 03:55 PM (XvHmy)

236
They have never seen us "sober" according to my son. I guess when you don't drink the smell of it on someone means they are drunk de facto.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 07:53 PM (wR+pz)

Think.  Why would they never seem sober but not be drinking.  I know you morons know.

Posted by: Caustic at May 07, 2013 03:55 PM (/b8+5)

237 #204  Yes,  I noticed.  I first became suspicious during the primaries.

I have adjusted my reading accordingly,  and only comment when threads make sense to me.


Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 03:55 PM (GoIUi)

238 This is the strangest troll yet.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 07, 2013 03:55 PM (52n2x)

239 Don't trust anyone with a hyphenated last name.

Posted by: Titanium at May 07, 2013 03:56 PM (/+TQt)

240 Colbert Busch:  If you like your non-union Boeing plant, you can keep your non-union Boeing plant.

If she wins, congratulations, SC-tards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 03:56 PM (lVPtV)

241 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 07:53 PM (wR+pz)

Sounds like my mother, who's convinced that having a drink every once in awhile = full blown alcoholism...

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2013 03:56 PM (cnmE6)

242 >>>All the fucking lib yankees moving into Charleston County. Just like in Savannah.

Yeah, except for the fact that Romney won this part of Charleston County by 7% last year. 

Sanford's problems are his own.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 03:56 PM (/COnL)

243
BTW - best case scenario?  Razor thin victory by Sanford that ends up in recounts and lawsuits for the rest of the year, just to delay the inevitable suck.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2013 03:57 PM (kdS6q)

244
I do not want to lose this seat, this red seat, to the sister of a celebrity who will be Pelosi's pet.

If we lose this Red seat to a totalitarian, I will blame the NRCC and the GOP and Prince Reebus.

There is no excuse for giving away a Red Seat. None. It will be unacceptable.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 03:57 PM (FC8Yl)

245 If Sanford goes down hard, will Graham be seen as vulnerable and get primaried. If that's true about him being in the Graham wing, then it doesn't matter even if he wins. This is too close for comfort for SC-01.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 07, 2013 03:57 PM (T0NGe)

246 When watching the results, don't forget to include the fact that Colbert is listed twice under two parties, so you need to add up both tallies.

Posted by: The Political Hat at May 07, 2013 03:57 PM (XvHmy)

247 We got this.

Posted by: George's IT Geek service at May 07, 2013 03:57 PM (/b8+5)

248 If Sanford goes down hard, will Graham be seen as vulnerable and get primaried.

Graham has stratospheric approval ratings in SC, including with Republicans.  He's not going anywhere, unfortunately.

I'm starting to think that they reflexively vote for the incumbent in SC because it's too challenging to learn how to spell the name of a new candidate.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 03:57 PM (X9Mnx)

249

"Yeah. I watched it happen here in CA, and it pisses/pissed me off mightily."

 

Wait, I thought all libs were manufactured in  some evil laboratories  in  CA and NYC...where the hell did the CA libs come from?  

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 03:58 PM (ZM9OS)

250 81 How can I be a conservative and vote for him? Easy. Hold your nose, pull the lever, take a shower when you get home. ---------- Being from and in the low-slung architectural jewel that is Charleston, this is exactly what I did this morning. Also: we gave you ingrates mustard-based barbecue sauce. Which to me, at this point, is much more important.

Posted by: Ed at May 07, 2013 03:58 PM (aUjDu)

251 Colbert Busch Sanford 4% REPORTING 53.4% 6,137 46.1% 5,304 COUNTY-BY-COUNTY BEAUFORT 0% REPORTING 0% 0 0% 0 BERKELEY 16% REPORTING 45.7% 1,685 53.6% 1,979 CHARLESTON 3% REPORTING 59.0% 3,505 40.7% 2,418 COLLETON 100% REPORTING 29.2% 114 69.7% 272 DORCHESTER 0% REPORTING 56.6% 833 43.2% 635

Posted by: Raquel at May 07, 2013 03:58 PM (eTqV5)

252 My husband's cousin is disgusted by Sanford, but he's voting for him in this election because COLBERT BUSCH.

It's like the bastards who stayed home rather than vote for Romney.  Thanks a pant-load, idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 03:58 PM (lVPtV)

253

Sounds like my mother, who's convinced that having a drink every once in awhile = full blown alcoholism...

 


 

Posted by: Country Singer at May 07, 2013 07:56 PM (cnmE6)

 

 

Anddddd... its 5:00 here... time for a beer.... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2013 03:59 PM (lZBBB)

254 Wow, swing and a miss.

Posted by: Portnoy at May 07, 2013 07:51 PM (A5Abh)

 

I didn't swing. It was in the dirt half way off the mound. What game were you watching?

Posted by: Ronster at May 07, 2013 03:59 PM (lwnOz)

255 243 >>>All the fucking lib yankees moving into Charleston County. Just like in Savannah. Yeah, except for the fact that Romney won this part of Charleston County by 7% last year. Sanford's problems are his own. Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 07:56 PM (/COnL) Nah, the problem is some republicans don't vote for lying cheaters like democrats.

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 07, 2013 03:59 PM (QZyCi)

256 byron york? who cares!!!! tell me what beck said!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 07, 2013 03:59 PM (GVxQo)

257 Here is map of SC 1. Horry county will go over the top for Sanford. Transplanted mid western tea party people are hard fucking core. Remember the MB debate where Newt ate Willard's ass? Horry Co. This will NOT be close. http://tinyurl.com/bnf5axv

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 04:00 PM (wR+pz)

258 Wait, I thought all libs were manufactured in some evil laboratories in CA and NYC...where the hell did the CA libs come from? Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 07:58 PM (ZM9OS) Mainly the East Coast, but colleges all over the country as well. It even used to be a good business climate, so people would move their companies to CA. Hard to believe now, I know.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 07, 2013 04:00 PM (qyfb5)

259 Late to the party. In lighter news, it's going to be the wild west in NC. Handgun rules got very relaxed last night. I mean stretch-out-on-the-sofa relaxed.

Unless you happen to "misuse" firearms, criminally that is, then your arse will have much pain inflicted upon it.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 07, 2013 04:01 PM (4Mv1T)

260 Ben Jacobs ‏@Bencjacobs 3m In one precinct in N. Charleston, ECB won 27-0. Problem for her was turnout there was only 23% #sc1

Posted by: Raquel at May 07, 2013 04:01 PM (eTqV5)

261
I'm getting that sick feeling.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:02 PM (Y4TdB)

262 My mom is neighbors with Colbert's mom. I'll need to call and get the lowdown.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 07, 2013 04:02 PM (4Mv1T)

263 Wait, I thought all libs were manufactured in some evil laboratories in CA and NYC...where the hell did the CA libs come from?

 

 

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 07:58 PM (ZM9OS)

 

 

Its a mental plague, that stems from the cities... somthing about that many people all stuck together seems to bring on this mental condition.

 

The Outlands of California.... the country... the mountains... are still pretty conservative... we just don't have as many folks as they breed in the cities (LA complex, San Fran, Sacramento...).

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2013 04:02 PM (lZBBB)

264
All the fucking lib yankees moving into Charleston County.
Posted by: Jane D'oh




Umm - is there an asylum exception for us few remaining California conservatives?  I'm actually looking at moving into that neck of the woods in a few years.

I only drink supermarket brand bottled water,  I swear.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2013 04:03 PM (kdS6q)

265 I'm getting that sick feeling.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 08:02 PM (Y4TdB)

 

It's called  Battered Wife's Syndrome

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 04:03 PM (3qKP/)

266 If Sanford wins . . . does that mean I have to support Weiner for Mayor?

Posted by: wte9 at May 07, 2013 04:03 PM (6Tcdo)

267 Sanford regains the lead 50.4%-21,196 49.1% 20,653

Posted by: Raquel at May 07, 2013 04:04 PM (eTqV5)

268 Well, its been fun discussing scripture.  Got to make a beer run now.

Posted by: Jesus Christ at May 07, 2013 04:04 PM (p8RjH)

269


Its a mental plague, that stems from the University System  cities...

 

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 04:04 PM (9YF7f)

270
What kind of message do you think this sends Boehner and other soft Republicans in the House?

It tells them that even SC is moving Left and they'd better join them.

Oh no no, this is all about Sanford. Bull shit. This is about totalitarians winning elections.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:05 PM (ZgBZU)

271

"...we just don't have as many folks as they breed in the cities."

 

Your mission seems clear to me... 

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 04:05 PM (ZolUS)

272

Wait, I thought all libs were manufactured in some evil laboratories in CA and NYC...where the hell did the CA libs come from?

 

The proximate source was the Northeast (primarily NY, NJ, MA, CT), with some Chicagoans thrown in. CA used to be as conservative as AZ or UT are today. When the population here exploded we got infested with liberals. Victor Davis Hanson types were out, Barbara Boxer (from NY) and Nancy Pelosi (MD) were in.

 

So that was the proximate source. The ultimate source is Beelzebub.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 07, 2013 04:05 PM (IDSI7)

273 #267  No,  you do not have to support Weiner.  The whole point is that although both are jerks,  Sanford will vote the way we want,  and Weiner will not.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 04:05 PM (GoIUi)

274 It doesn't look good for Sanford Charleston is only 16% in. While all the conservative counties are 80%+ in.

Posted by: Raquel at May 07, 2013 04:05 PM (eTqV5)

275 Dave Wasserman of the Cook Political Report says that based on his reading of the precinct returns (i.e. before it gets posted on the AP site), Busch doesn't have enough to make it and Sanford wins.  She's overperforming Obama (which is obviously a given) but apparently not by enough.  Cautions that it's still early however.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 04:05 PM (/COnL)

276 Wiki has old map. Here is new District one, Horry not in it. http://tinyurl.com/c2qad2u

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 04:06 PM (wR+pz)

277

I only drink supermarket brand bottled water, I swear.

 

Hell, I only drink water from the faucet. I'm worried about you...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 07, 2013 04:06 PM (IDSI7)

278

>>It's called Battered Wife's Syndrome

 

 

 Can I get mine grilled?  Trying to cut down on the carbs.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 04:06 PM (9YF7f)

279 >>>It doesn't look good for Sanford Charleston is only 16% in. While all the conservative counties are 80%+ in.

Sanford may well lose, but this is stupid logic.  EVERY COUNTY IN THIS DISTRICT IS CONSERVATIVE.  Romney won all of them going away, and the only difference between them was the GOP margin.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 04:06 PM (/COnL)

280 Votes in Mt Pleasant, north of Charleston solid GOP, Hilton Head etc, meh.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 04:07 PM (wR+pz)

281 http://www.live5news.com/category/219058/live-stream Live feed.

Posted by: Raquel at May 07, 2013 04:08 PM (eTqV5)

282 The whole point is that although both are jerks, Sanford will vote the way we want, and Weiner will not. Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 08:05 PM (GoIUi) Yeah but at least Sanford only wag his wienie at someone he actually knew and who, presumably, wanted his wienie.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2013 04:08 PM (jE38p)

283 Sanford's lead expands to 51-48 now. 

By no means is he guaranteed to win.  But he sure ain't doomed.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 04:08 PM (/COnL)

284 Ahhh, election analysis. Takes me back to about 10 PM EST last Nov. 6, when I realized with dawning horror that I'd been mislead for the last 2 months.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 04:08 PM (5wHPS)

285 If Colbert Busch wins this, SC has officially gone stupid.  You can hate what Sanford did to his wife and family, but this is about saving our nation from Obama.

Colbert Busch is an Obama tool and huge supporter of unions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:08 PM (lVPtV)

286
EVERY COUNTY IN THIS DISTRICT IS CONSERVATIVE. Romney won all of them going away, and the only difference between them was the GOP margin.
Posted by: Jeff B.




By how much did Romney win Mia Love's district?  Well then....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2013 04:09 PM (kdS6q)

287 @260 I don't think the Senate has passed bill yet. The CCC was cat fished by an asshole from Meck county when it first got passed, Fountain Odum, D. This bill takes most of his shit out of the bill, but still leaves the BAC rules which means you carry you can not drink.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 04:10 PM (wR+pz)

288 Two counties without many returns at all right now are Berkeley and Dorchester: these are heavily Republican counties, and what numbers have reported already are almost certainly absentee votes.  Assuming Sanford holds decent numbers in these, he wins regardless of Charleston.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 04:10 PM (/COnL)

289 The ultimate source is Beelzebub.

 

 

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 07, 2013 08:05 PM (IDSI7)

 

Ruh Roh..... /looks at hash...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2013 04:10 PM (lZBBB)

290 281 Votes in Mt Pleasant, north of Charleston solid GOP, Hilton Head etc, meh.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 08:07 PM (wR+pz



Hilton Head?  See again NY, NJ, CT, IL, etc. transplants. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:10 PM (lVPtV)

291 Ed Ate mustard based once. Once. Spent a year in Charleston. When I got home to eastern NC, every time I stopped at the local BBQ hut to get real, good BBQ. Thanks for nothing. Y'all did have a pretty good black jew police chief though.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 07, 2013 04:10 PM (/djtm)

292 28% of precincts reporting in SC1 and Mark Sanford (R) leads by 543 votes over Elizabeth Colbert-Busch (D)

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2013 04:11 PM (WSgyE)

293
Hell, I only drink water from the faucet. I'm worried about you...
Posted by: Jay Guevara



I used to drink out of the garden-hose, but then I found out that's where snakes lay their eggs...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2013 04:11 PM (kdS6q)

294 >>>By how much did Romney win Mia Love's district? Well then....

Love was running in a Presidential year against a wildly popular incumbent conservative Democrat (guy voted against Obamacare and the stimulus, mind you).  Any other candidate would have lost to Matheson easily.  The fact that she lost by a fraction of a percentage point means that she could easily beat him in 2014.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 04:11 PM (/COnL)

295 If Sanford wins -- with CB listed twice and Eric's boys in town -- then this is not the Obama Amerika I have come to know and despise.

Posted by: gracepmc at May 07, 2013 04:11 PM (rznx3)

296

OT/

There once was an ass named obama

that got thrown away by his momma

when they put him in charge

He f*ked  things up large

Whilst claiming the death of osama

Posted by: seamrog at May 07, 2013 04:12 PM (h0zoq)

297 The whole point is that although both are jerks, Sanford will vote the way we want, and Weiner will not. Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 08:05 PM (GoIUi) Is that why it tastes so good?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2013 04:12 PM (jE38p)

298
I used to drink out of the garden-hose, but then I found out that's where snakes lay their eggs...

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at May 07, 2013 08:11 PM (kdS6q





Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:12 PM (lVPtV)

299 Colleton county has 400 voters. Man that is sparsely populated.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 04:13 PM (HDgX3)

300 Pretty depressing, local Charleston paper is not even posting returns, instead quoting Politico. Wonder why. Sanford is going win going away. http://tinyurl.com/d8h57tg

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 04:14 PM (wR+pz)

301 Relax, the justice department is monitoring this.  No worries.

Posted by: erik at May 07, 2013 04:14 PM (/b8+5)

302 Sanford's up 54-46 now.  Nearly even in Charleston County at this point.

He's going to win it, I'd say.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 04:15 PM (/COnL)

303 286 If Colbert Busch wins this, SC has officially gone stupid. You can hate what Sanford did to his wife and family, but this is about saving our nation from Obama.

Colbert Busch is an Obama tool and huge supporter of unions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 08:08 PM (lVPtV)


__________


This proves how easily people can be fooled into thinking a Pelosi clone is a moderate/conservative Democrat. I used to think that shit only worked in Ohio and Indiana. I guess it works in the South too. We're fucked.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 04:15 PM (HDgX3)

304 CAC what's your issue with brain waves? Did I miss something?

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 07, 2013 04:16 PM (qPCAa)

305 Dave Wasserman of the Cook Political Report announces on Twitter: It's over.  SANFORD WINS.

He does election calls for a living, I'm relying on him here.

Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 04:16 PM (/COnL)

306 But . . . what if I want Weiner to win so Ace has lots of easy content, thus cutting down on the bills for ewok signal usage?

Posted by: wte9 at May 07, 2013 04:16 PM (6Tcdo)

307 Two people on Twitter say it has been called for Sanford.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 04:16 PM (GoIUi)

308 This proves how easily people can be fooled into thinking a Pelosi clone is a moderate/conservative Democrat. I used to think that shit only worked in Ohio and Indiana. I guess it works in the South too. We're fucked.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 08:15 PM (HDgX3




And hell has frozen over.  I'm agreeing with you. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:16 PM (lVPtV)

309 I guess it works in the South too. We're fucked. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 08:15 PM (HDgX3) No it doesn't. You have 13-18% Black vote and 10-25% nut vote, that's all dem's get in SC.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 04:17 PM (wR+pz)

310 Holy shit...Sanford's up by 8 and it looks like the heavy D Charleston precincts already reported? I thought it'd be a win, but sweet Jebus, this is going to be awesome. I like Sanford, btw. Search out his vetoes from his time as governor and tell me that they're not all kinds of awesome.

Posted by: David at May 07, 2013 04:17 PM (6Oj/Y)

311 Dave Wasserman of the Cook Political Report announces on Twitter: It's over. SANFORD WINS. He does election calls for a living, I'm relying on him here. Posted by: Jeff B. at May 07, 2013 08:16 PM (/COnL) Maybe a good omen for 2014

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2013 04:17 PM (jE38p)

312
Maybe a good omen for 2014

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 07, 2013 08:17 PM (jE38p



Please, let it be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:18 PM (lVPtV)

313

Off-year and out-of-cycle elections are conservatives only hope in maintaining something that resembles America.

 

90% of dem voters are too stupid, too lazy, and/or too stoned to vote in non-presidential elections.  "What election?"

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 04:18 PM (3qKP/)

314 For someone who calls himself by the Lords name, you sure don't know much about the origin of religions.

Posted by: teej at May 07, 2013 04:19 PM (e0nsQ)

315 Is this election under the supervision of Jimmy Carter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 07, 2013 04:19 PM (D00cy)

316

If his sister doesn't win, do you think Steven Colbert will maintain his tired Kaufmanesque routine in response, or have a Baldwinesque meltdown? 

Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 07, 2013 04:19 PM (8cOY0)

317
Sanford is going win going away.

You better be right, Billy Bob.


Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:19 PM (+oin+)

318 51.7% in, Sanford up by 9.  It's over.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 04:20 PM (X9Mnx)

319 318 Sanford is going win going away. Unless Holder can find some "irregularities."

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 07, 2013 04:20 PM (9+ccr)

320 Feed not the Troll.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 04:20 PM (9YF7f)

321 Let's win this.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:20 PM (lVPtV)

322

We're sorry, but it appears that Sanford is winning, which means there MUST be election fraud going on, so we are freezing the election, and taking all election material and ballots to Washington.

 

We will get to the bottom of this blatant fraud.

Posted by: Eric Holders "justice" Dept. at May 07, 2013 04:20 PM (lZBBB)

323 Dorchester numbers on the AP and Charleston are behind- Sanford has this easily now.

Posted by: CAC at May 07, 2013 04:20 PM (AL3SF)

324 Ramsey on CNN. LMAO.

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2013 04:21 PM (Wl/Ht)

325 267 If Sanford wins . . . does that mean I have to support Weiner for Mayor?Posted by: wte9 at May 07, 2013 08:03 PM (6Tcdo)

YES...yes it does.  Yer gonna vote for him anyways dickhead.

  Nobody gives a squirt of piss if Weiner is the Mayor of NYC.

Posted by: Portnoy at May 07, 2013 04:21 PM (A5Abh)

326 We sending our top men to ensure the people choose correctly.  Top.  Men.

Posted by: Black Panthers at May 07, 2013 04:21 PM (cs5Yw)

327 uh, that was quick...

Yay, I guess.
He better not go RINO now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 07, 2013 04:21 PM (Yr6sH)

328 Holy shit he won!

The weeping and lamenting and viciousness on the left will now commence. Hah! Too bad Col-bear.

Posted by: PJ at May 07, 2013 04:22 PM (ZWaLo)

329 OK, if it's over, can we please have a non-election thread?

Posted by: rickl at May 07, 2013 04:22 PM (sdi6R)

330 It will be fun watching Colbert explain away the hyphenated bitch's loss; I will actually tune in for it!

Posted by: Uriah Heep at May 07, 2013 04:22 PM (jhI6f)

331 In June 2009, when we all learned about hiking the Appalachian Trail, did anyone think that it was even possible that in less than 4 years he'd be re-elected to Congress?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 04:22 PM (fggky)

332 And......CAC calls it way ahead of AP.   Again.  CAC for the win!

Posted by: irishei at May 07, 2013 04:22 PM (vbnHZ)

333 But, but.. She was on the ballot twice! KOCH BROTHERS!!!!

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2013 04:22 PM (Wl/Ht)

334 77 This will not be close, in-spite of the MSM trying to make it so. The dem did not spend enough with the Black preachers. This district is RED RED RED. Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 07:22 PM (wR+pz) I think I said this an hour ago. Stop reading MSM bullshit. This race was NEVER close, even a PPP poll could only show ECB close.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 04:23 PM (wR+pz)

335 Also, Sanford is ridiculously good at retail politics. I did a bit of volunteer work for him in a policy/opposition mode for him. He met me about four times, and remembered who I was every time I met him. I'd see him after four days of hard campaigning, and he'd listen to me as I told him what I thought of federalism and the proper scope of the federal government. If he hadn't screwed up so badly, he would have been top two in 2012. He'd probably have won SC and rode that to a few more victories.

Posted by: David at May 07, 2013 04:23 PM (6Oj/Y)

336 330 OK, if it's over, can we please have a non-election thread? Pudding!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 04:23 PM (wR+pz)

337 Berkeley County reports 60.4% for Sanford to 39% for ECB with 75% reporting.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2013 04:23 PM (WSgyE)

338 Whew.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:24 PM (lVPtV)

339 Is Berkeley county where Boeing located? 39% stupid is about right.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at May 07, 2013 04:25 PM (/djtm)

340 I am pulling a reverse Breitbart, so I only read the post and not the comments.  Are the UN elections inspectors now, watching the polls?  Wasn't the Justice Department going to team up with the Black Panthers to ensure that whiteys weren't committing fraud or intimidating and disenfranchising minority voters?  What's going on there?

Posted by: runningrn at May 07, 2013 04:25 PM (MZrpY)

341 Gawd, I remember being stationed at MCAS Beaufort...no, I do NOT miss it.

Posted by: Cobalt Shiva at May 07, 2013 04:25 PM (OY/SZ)

342 Grab the Pudding!

Posted by: Zakn at May 07, 2013 04:26 PM (zyaZ1)

343 Dorchester and Berkeley ain't votin for no hyphenated commie twat.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 07, 2013 04:26 PM (Q9qpj)

344 343 Grab the Pudding! Posted by: Zakn at May 07, 2013 08:26 PM (zyaZ1) Ummmm pudding it's been soooo long...

Posted by: hello, it's me Donna at May 07, 2013 04:26 PM (9+ccr)

345 Yay?

Posted by: Lauren at May 07, 2013 04:26 PM (L0kzY)

346 Well we have a former impeached judge, in Congress, nearby, so you see why I'm cynical.

Posted by: cornelius at May 07, 2013 04:27 PM (Jsiw/)

347 331 It will be fun watching Colbert explain away the hyphenated bitch's loss; I will actually tune in for it!
Posted by: Uriah Heep at May 07, 2013 08:22 PM (jhI6f)




Naw..it'll be all smarmy/snotty passive/aggressive bullshit..that's all that prick does.

..dumb assed hicks...blah...blah..blah...

I can't stand that fucker.

Posted by: Portnoy at May 07, 2013 04:27 PM (A5Abh)

348 It's not like he won-won, though! 

Posted by: Whoopie Goldbrick at May 07, 2013 04:27 PM (MZrpY)

349 Congrats Billy Bob and the rest of you SC Morons.  By the way, BB- you should get me some contact info. I occasionally see stuff you are looking for, as you know.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 07, 2013 04:27 PM (4Mv1T)

350 Well, Boeing can rest easy now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:27 PM (lVPtV)

351
yeah, David, from what I've seen and heard from Sanford, he's hard not to like

aside from his marriage issues, of course, which, of course have nothing to do with me




Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:27 PM (vzLhi)

352 Perfect example of what's wrong with our political situation today.

Too often the only choices are between bad and worse.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 07, 2013 04:28 PM (kqIRW)

353 well looks like the weird one in SC-1 won

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 04:29 PM (LRFds)

354 I hope that he keeps his head low, works hard on budget issues, becomes a background budget hawk, and comes out in a few years as a big voice for fiscal restraint after winning back some cred. Probably won't happen, but I can dream.

Posted by: David at May 07, 2013 04:30 PM (6Oj/Y)

355

@341  runningrn

 

"Wasn't the Justice Department going to team up with the Black Panthers to ensure that whiteys weren't committing fraud or intimidating and disenfranchising minority voters?"

 

We were in the cars, convoying down-- but ended up getting high instead.  Robbed a couple of gas stations.  Got lost in in rural Virginia.  Meh.

Posted by: Black Panthers at May 07, 2013 04:30 PM (cs5Yw)

356 #354  sven,  would rather have the weird one than the evil one.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 04:30 PM (GoIUi)

357 I love Beaufort the town, can't speak for the command at MCAS.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 04:30 PM (5wHPS)

358 so, that's good. goodbye, madam pelosi.

Posted by: kvjsbarandgrill at May 07, 2013 04:30 PM (R8K+H)

359

Well shoot, how much longer before John Edwards reinserts himself back into politics.  Now under Barack Obama, there really are 2 Americas...

Posted by: runningrn at May 07, 2013 04:30 PM (MZrpY)

360
I'm happy. The first time since November 2010, I'm happy.

I'm not happy for Sanford, I'm happy for Me and Yous.

I'm happy we avoided having one more totalitarian in Congress. Today is a good day for liberty!


Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:30 PM (vanqS)

361 Hypocritical Bill Clinton supporter in #SC1: "I can't believe that people voted for an adulterer.""

Posted by: Raquel at May 07, 2013 04:30 PM (eTqV5)

362 ontherocks said: "Too often the only choices are between bad and worse.

Incorrect. It was between bad and hyphenated.

And not just any hyphen, but a hyphen with the Colbert gene. It should be irradiated, Project X style.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at May 07, 2013 04:31 PM (jhI6f)

363 See Democrats??? We're not a bunch of moralist rednecks who couldn't stand the thought of a womanizing scoundrel running for office again after his said indiscretion. We're learning real fucking fast who the enemy is and we'll take our Sanford over your fucking Kennedy, Clinton etc...

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 04:31 PM (iqhbL)

364 Shelia Jackson Lee campaigned for ECB

Posted by: tmitsss at May 07, 2013 04:31 PM (rzVkR)

365
Well, if this stays the same, those neck and neck polls were way the hell off.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2013 04:31 PM (jKWYf)

366 Completely OT but, I just opened the last box of my shipment of Mosins and, woot!, 1934 hex Tula! Perfect condition, no counter-bore. Woot, woot! Some of you know what I'm talking about.

Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2013 04:31 PM (QupBk)

367 I'd be shocked if she runs for Congress again.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 04:31 PM (fggky)

368

#361

June 5 2012 was pretty happy-inducing with Walker scrotum-shredding Barrett in the recall.

 

I wish I wasn't inputing county results so I could have called it around 830 (the non-Madison numbers in Dane were the dead give away)

Posted by: CAC at May 07, 2013 04:32 PM (AL3SF)

369 Sanford is sleazy, but he is one less vote for Amnesty or Guns.

I wonder if Boehner wanted him to lose

Posted by: Jackj at May 07, 2013 04:32 PM (KLJRT)

370 As sympathetic as I have been toward Jenny Sanford, when she went on The View to discuss her cheating husband and air their personal dirty laundry, I lost a bit of respect for her.  The View?  Really?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:33 PM (lVPtV)

371 @367

Nice!  I've still got a couple of Mosins (including a hex) sitting in boxes needing cosmoline removal.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at May 07, 2013 04:34 PM (7xeJQ)

372 Lefties ....

2014 is calling. And she's got a chainsaw.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 07, 2013 04:34 PM (Yr6sH)

373 ECB is as big an unfunny loser as her dipshit brother.  I'm no big fan of Sanford at all but voting for him over that dimwitted criminal was an automatic.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 04:34 PM (7J47y)

374 @350 TR try Spankyjones at ymail.com. One of my many fake email addresses. Thanks, BB

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 04:35 PM (wR+pz)

375 Wonder who his ex-wife voted for?

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 07, 2013 04:35 PM (X6akg)

376 I was torn between visiting Charleston or Savannah first.  After reading up-thread, Savannah it is. I believe Garrett is with me on this one.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 04:35 PM (SCTXH)

377 >>>367 Completely OT but, I just opened the last box of my shipment of Mosins and, woot!, 1934 hex Tula! Perfect condition, no counter-bore. Woot, woot! Some of you know what I'm talking about. I hate you. With the heat of a thousand suns. I hope you choke on the cosmoline. Or maybe I'm just really, really jealous.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 07, 2013 04:35 PM (jIaZt)

378
CAC, June 2012 was spoiled by the Roberts Court.

That hurt me, and still hurts, and will forever hurt. And everyone else, I'd imagine.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:35 PM (vyPsz)

379

 

Posted by: S at May 07, 2013 04:35 PM (MZrpY)

380 Did I mention matching bayonet? Woot!

Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2013 04:36 PM (QupBk)

381 I can see Teh Appalachian Trail from my house...

Posted by: Shit Sarah Palin Didn't Say at May 07, 2013 04:36 PM (MZrpY)

382 Injectible Oxygen sounds like a good topic for a New Thread.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 04:36 PM (9YF7f)

383

 was torn between visiting Charleston or Savannah first. After reading up-thread, Savannah it is. I believe Garrett is with me on this one.

 

--------

 

Charleston.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 04:36 PM (5wHPS)

384 >>Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2013 08:31 PM (QupBk)<<



**Stares enviously at Toby**



No really, I'm happy for you.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 04:36 PM (SCTXH)

385 As sympathetic as I have been toward Jenny Sanford, when she went on The View to discuss her cheating husband and air their personal dirty laundry, I lost a bit of respect for her. The View? Really?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 08:33 PM (lVPtV)



Ouch.  I've been steadfastly on her side but that's a really dumbass thing to do.  My respect meter just took a major dive.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 04:36 PM (7J47y)

386 They both had rather colorful marital histories, so the folks voted in the guy who was actually a good politician!


Posted by: PJ at May 07, 2013 04:37 PM (ZWaLo)

387 Isles / Pens tied at 3

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 04:37 PM (9YF7f)

388
now that you mention, the WI judges races were quite pleasing, as well, in 2011

who was that witch with the weird name??  Hoopenpooper??

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:37 PM (NLH1M)

389 ECB is as big an unfunny loser as her dipshit brother. I'm no big fan of Sanford at all but voting for him over that dimwitted criminal was an automatic.


After 2008, I don't give a fuck anymore. As long as there aren't any teenage boys in his crawlspace.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 04:38 PM (iqhbL)

390

We're not entirely sure whether this result is ironic or oxymoronic.  Or both.          After all, we just fell off the turnip truck. 

Posted by: Values Voters at May 07, 2013 04:38 PM (pmsMR)

391 So far the vote is around 12-13?

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 04:38 PM (bT8Hr)

392 Fluery you suck

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 04:38 PM (5wHPS)

393 It's ridiculous how happy I am to finally have one with the Tula Star.

Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2013 04:38 PM (QupBk)

394 Btw, congratulations to Vic.  Even though he didn't vote in this special election, he has consistently sung Sanford's praises as a good conservative, which I take to be completely true because, well, Vic doesn't lie.  So kudos to him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 04:38 PM (7J47y)

395

ECB is as big an unfunny loser as her dipshit brother. I'm no big fan of Sanford at all but voting for him over that dimwitted criminal was an automatic

 

 

 

Does anyone know why she went to jail?

Posted by: runningrn at May 07, 2013 04:38 PM (MZrpY)

396 Our jackass beat their jackass!!!!! I feel dirty in a good way. We never get the scumbag win over the Libs. It's worth it just to read their clutch- the- pearls comments.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 07, 2013 04:39 PM (nZPu1)

397

#379

Gotcha, but the thought of the unions basically destroying themselves in the attempt to oust Walker has to put some smirk on your face.

Posted by: CAC at May 07, 2013 04:39 PM (AL3SF)

398 Haha, SC produces a 10-point margin and people actually thought the hyphenated bitch would win.

That's what you get for watching Comedy Central for your news.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at May 07, 2013 04:39 PM (jhI6f)

399 Sanford:

I'm but a poor sinner and like God so vote for me.

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 04:40 PM (bT8Hr)

400 OK, now someone get a ankle monitor on him quick so he don't wander off before getting sworn in.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 07, 2013 04:41 PM (tLTgS)

401 I would have never ever voted for that philanderer.

Posted by: James Carville at May 07, 2013 04:41 PM (iqhbL)

402 399 Haha, SC produces a 10-point margin and people actually thought the hyphenated bitch would win.

That's what you get for watching Comedy Central for your news.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at May 07, 2013 08:39 PM (jhI6f



Thread winner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:41 PM (lVPtV)

403 Sanford's fortunes changed the moment the NRCC abandoned him. Should tell you something about the relevancy of the NRCC

Posted by: Raquel at May 07, 2013 04:41 PM (eTqV5)

404
Which is quite an endorsement, Captain Hate.

Because, to Vic, you're either a conservative or a commie.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:41 PM (xIzGn)

405

aside from his marriage issues, of course, which, of course have nothing to do with me

 

 

It depends on what the meaning of  "is" is.

 

It's just sex!!!!  It's nobody's business but Bill and Hillary.  Monica was a consenting adult.  You puritanical repuklikans are disgusting.


Yup.

Posted by: runningrn at May 07, 2013 04:41 PM (MZrpY)

406 >>It's ridiculous how happy I am to finally have one with the Tula Star. Yes, yes, you've made your point. And this green aura I seem to have developed is either jealousy or a Hulk-like rage. Not sure, could be both.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 07, 2013 04:41 PM (jIaZt)

407 I'm but a poor sinner and like God so vote for me.


We don't give a shit anymore, this is a war started by you fuckers.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 04:42 PM (iqhbL)

408 Does anyone know why she went to jail?

Posted by: runningrn at May 07, 2013 08:38 PM (MZrpY)



I read somewhere else (Gateway Pundit maybe; somewhere I don't usually go but followed a link) that it was contempt of court in her divorce case.  Some donk apologist was saying it really wasn't a criminal charge; which might be true but they fucking A well took her mug shot for it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 04:42 PM (7J47y)

409 Hoopenpooper?? Hoppenlkoeper?

Posted by: tasker at May 07, 2013 04:42 PM (r2PLg)

410 >>Gotcha, but the thought of the unions basically destroying themselves in the attempt to oust Walker has to put some smirk on your face.<<



It sure did mine.   And that smirk has only become more permanent as I see the 40%+ declines in public union membership.   And BTW, kudos to CAC again for all his analysis during that time.  He was da man.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 04:42 PM (SCTXH)

411 Wait...Hoppenkloeper? Jeebus I should just google it.

Posted by: tasker at May 07, 2013 04:43 PM (r2PLg)

412 Did Sanford ever marry that ho from South America?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2013 04:43 PM (g/tkL)

413
Since when was it required you have to wear pants in the senate or is it the house or both?

Posted by: Mark Sanford at May 07, 2013 04:43 PM (mETGQ)

414 Hollowpoint , with all due respect , go fuck yerself' . Two words , well , three words . Al fuckin' Franken . Talk about needing an intervention .

Posted by: awkward davies at May 07, 2013 04:43 PM (USjX1)

415 Dennis Miller is ranting about ManBearPig. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:43 PM (lVPtV)

416

Because, to Vic, you're either a conservative or a commie.

 

Yes, because to Vic, RINO's put the R in "Red Diaper Babies!!!"

 

(I love you, Vic, I hope you know that!)

Posted by: runningrn at May 07, 2013 04:43 PM (MZrpY)

417 Hoopenpooper?? Hoppenlkoeper? Posted by: tasker at May 07, 2013 08:42 PM (r2PLg) Kloppenburg

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 04:43 PM (fggky)

418 Sorry. I was virtually polishing the bayonet IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2013 04:43 PM (QupBk)

419 We don't give a shit anymore, this is a war started by you fuckers.

Maybe you should move to Texass where Simple Sarah and Chuck the nut Norris are king and queen and dictate your lives for you?

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 04:44 PM (bT8Hr)

420 Man, this is not DrewM's week.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 07, 2013 04:44 PM (Yr6sH)

421 Because, to Vic, you're either a conservative or a commie.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 08:41 PM (xIzGn)



I can live with that line in the sand.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 04:44 PM (7J47y)

422 418 Hoopenpooper?? Hoppenlkoeper? Posted by: tasker at May 07, 2013 08:42 PM (r2PLg) Kloppenburg Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 08:43 PM (fggky) ******** Thanks, but now your hash is freaking me out!

Posted by: tasker at May 07, 2013 04:45 PM (r2PLg)

423 You're a lousy troll with poor grammar and not much like God. Go away!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2013 04:45 PM (ltIcm)

424
Hackensacker?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:45 PM (Y4TdB)

425 C'mere Toby.  I have  a secret to tell you.  No, not over there.  Over here in this dark alley.  Sure, you can bring your new Tula.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 04:45 PM (SCTXH)

426 Did average IQ just drop around here?

Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2013 04:45 PM (QupBk)

427 420 Night Walk,

I've obviously missed a charming evening....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 04:45 PM (LRFds)

428
What the hell was her name?

She looked like Art Garfunkel's pubic bush.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:45 PM (xIzGn)

429

I read somewhere else (Gateway Pundit maybe; somewhere I don't usually go but followed a link) that it was contempt of court in her divorce case. Some donk apologist was saying it really wasn't a criminal charge; which might be true but they fucking A well took her mug shot for it

 

Was she hawt?  I dig those bad girls!  A little bit of crazy and some time in the pokey...

 

Posted by: Moron Sans Pants at May 07, 2013 04:45 PM (MZrpY)

430 Sanford was an early favorite of mine for 2012, he came out swinging hard at Barky. I don't really give a shit about his affair, but you can't disappear when you're a Governor. And then the fucker claimed he was out hiking? ::facepalm:: Well, I guess we could have done worse, Colbert's sister. Yep, could have done much, much worse, actually.

Posted by: mugiwara at May 07, 2013 04:45 PM (hpYnL)

431 >>Sorry. I was virtually polishing the bayonet IYKWIMAITYD. Nah, I'm just busting your balls. Great find. How many cases did you have to buy to get it?

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 07, 2013 04:45 PM (jIaZt)

432


Does anyone know why she went to jail?

 

Contempt of court in a nasty divorce case.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at May 07, 2013 04:46 PM (lr3d7)

433 427 Toby 928th,

Well it could be the Special K from Sppedway's minions, Gergkyon, of KT frm Jharles Chonson doing a driveby....

AoSHQ you never know what shit will be stuck on your shoes

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 04:46 PM (LRFds)

434 So, EOJ was calling out DrewM late this afternoon.  Did the throw down happen yet?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 04:46 PM (SCTXH)

435

Dennis Miller is ranting about ManBearPig.

 

I saw that, it was great, but BOR is turning into a real lefty ass.  He's letting the curtain fall.

Posted by: Infidel at May 07, 2013 04:46 PM (gqEUi)

436 Did average IQ just drop around here?

How'd you know I was lurking?

Oh, you meant that... thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2013 04:46 PM (jGsIV)

437 What, no flaming skull?  How about a lit match?

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2013 04:47 PM (ovWeo)

438
Kloppencrapper.

Thank you.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:47 PM (Y4TdB)

439 Gotta say, that Sanford apology presser where he said he felt reeeeeal baaaad about hurting his family and then said that the ho was the love of his life? That was just great political fun. I kinda hope the wife kicked him in the nuts afterwards.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2013 04:47 PM (g/tkL)

440

She looked like Art Garfunkel's pubic bush.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 08:45 PM (xIzGn)

---

snicker

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 04:47 PM (5wHPS)

441 Front page at the HuffPo.  Comments are as you'd expect.

I read that colbert went into this with like 2X the money too. 

Lotta moonbat dollars evaporated tonight.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 07, 2013 04:47 PM (tLTgS)

442 Thanks, but now your hash is freaking me out! Posted by: tasker at May 07, 2013 08:45 PM (r2PLg) I acquired it Saturday afternoon, appropriately on Kentucky Derby day since the KY is at the end. But yeah, it is kinda creepy. Speaking of Wisconsin, there's a justice on the Wisconsin Supreme Court with the last name of Roggensack.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 04:47 PM (fggky)

443 429 What the hell was her name? She looked like Art Garfunkel's pubic bush. Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 08:45 PM (xIzGn) ************ I lurk, therefore I am dropped it up thread. Kloppenschtomper. Na--Kloppenburg.

Posted by: tasker at May 07, 2013 04:47 PM (r2PLg)

444 How many cases did you have to buy to get it? A box of 5 hex only from Classic. The first one out of the box was a 24 ex-dragoon so I thought I had a chance but it took until the last one opened to get the Tula.

Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2013 04:47 PM (QupBk)

445 Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 08:44 PM (bT8Hr)


Less than 300 miles if need be.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 04:47 PM (iqhbL)

446 Bet I can name a worse politico than Sanford in almost every state in the country . Jackson Lee Durbin Schumah' Maxine fuckin' waters . Harken Reid The list goes on and on .

Posted by: awkward davies at May 07, 2013 04:47 PM (USjX1)

447 435 So, EOJ was calling out DrewM late this afternoon. Did the throw down happen yet?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 08:46 PM (SCTXH




Ooooh....I forgot about that.  *rubs hands together*



Where is that bad boy EoJ?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:47 PM (lVPtV)

448 Sanford's fortunes changed the moment the NRCC abandoned him. Should tell you something about the relevancy of the NRCC

Posted by: Raquel at May 07, 2013 08:41 PM (eTqV5)



Plus that pudgy prick Rove kept his fat ass out of it.  Somebody needs to ram a T-Square up Hannity's ass the next time he starts shouting "Teh Architect".

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 04:48 PM (7J47y)

449 small victories, eh? Boehner missed out on a potential BFF

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at May 07, 2013 04:48 PM (XvrTA)

450 Is Ace still impersonating as Toby?

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 04:48 PM (bT8Hr)

451 Yippee ki yay !       Everyone deserves and second chance...

Posted by: Bev at May 07, 2013 04:48 PM (oRUeA)

452 Speaking of Wisconsin, there's a justice on the Wisconsin Supreme Court with the last name of Roggensack. Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 08:47 PM (fggky) ********* LMAO!

Posted by: tasker at May 07, 2013 04:48 PM (r2PLg)

453 >>>since the KY is at the end Lurk, you just can't help yourself, can you?

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 07, 2013 04:49 PM (jIaZt)

454 but BOR is turning into a real lefty ass

He's been a 5th column fraud for a very long time.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 07, 2013 04:49 PM (tLTgS)

455 I don't understand how a bastard like Sanford can get elected, but a decent guy like Romney, even though he isn't perfectly conservative, can't. Oh, yeah, Romney had the entire left wing media beating the shit out of him 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2013 04:49 PM (g/tkL)

456 Blech.  I didn't want his opponent to win, but I sure wanted Sanford to lose.  SMOD HAS FAILED ME.

Posted by: SarahW at May 07, 2013 04:49 PM (LYwCh)

457 Bet I can name a worse politico than Sanford in almost every state in the country . Jackson Lee Durbin Schumah' Maxine fuckin' waters . Harken Reid The list goes on and on . Posted by: awkward davies at May 07, 2013 08:47 PM (USjX1) Sherrod 'The Red' Brown

Posted by: ghostofhallelujah at May 07, 2013 04:49 PM (XvrTA)

458

She looked like Art Garfunkel's pubic bush.
Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 08:45 PM (xIzGn)

 

 

Why?  Why did you have to remind me?

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 04:49 PM (9YF7f)

459 I kinda hope the wife kicked him in the nuts afterwards.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2013 08:47 PM (g/tkL




Ummm, yeah.  She wrote a book and went on The View, to the hags' delight. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:50 PM (lVPtV)

460 Gott kvøld!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2013 04:50 PM (jGsIV)

461 455 Purp Av,

How long have I been shitting on O'really?  Heap long time my Purple Stark employee....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 04:50 PM (LRFds)

462 I lurk.....her name is Pat Roggensack.  She is a conservative and we just reelected her in April.   Thank goodness.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 04:50 PM (SCTXH)

463 OT see :20 for ewok

http://tinyurl.com/cp9hsv5


Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2013 04:50 PM (DL2i+)

464 Now Freedom
Now Free Fallin
Free Fallin Now

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 04:50 PM (bT8Hr)

465 I blame Busch....

Posted by: runningrn at May 07, 2013 04:51 PM (MZrpY)

466 Okay what the hell is this toby Tula thing....jeez it's like you guys are speaking foreigner. Off to go google le Tula.

Posted by: tasker at May 07, 2013 04:51 PM (r2PLg)

467 Hey Purp. Why are you posting your interesting threads in the wee hours?

Posted by: toby928© at May 07, 2013 04:51 PM (QupBk)

468 Lurk, you just can't help yourself, can you? Posted by: DC in Towson at May 07, 2013 08:49 PM (jIaZt) Someone's mind went in the gutter with respect to my hash on Saturday too.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 04:51 PM (fggky)

469 465 Night Chalk,

I'm getting a message more clearly...

DO IT!

DO IT!

Jump, jump jump

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 04:51 PM (LRFds)

470 435 So, EOJ was calling out DrewM late this afternoon. Did the throw down happen yet?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 08:46 PM (SCTXH)


Wait...what?!!  Where?!  Which thread? 

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 07, 2013 04:52 PM (X6akg)

471
Front page at the HuffPo. Comments are as you'd expect.

/shouting

SEE?

THIS IS WHY ANY WIN IS SO SO DELICIOUS.

Sanford is well worth the vote. Just for this alone. Remember that.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:52 PM (xIzGn)

472 So Sanford won? That's funnier than colberts dumb fucking show.

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 07, 2013 04:52 PM (QZyCi)

473 Seth Roggensack? The stoner from Green Hornet?

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 04:52 PM (5wHPS)

474 "If Sanford wins . . . does that mean I have to support Weiner for Mayor?Posted by: wte9 at May 07, 2013 08:03 PM (6Tcdo)" That should have been Sanford's campaign slogan: "At least I didn't tweet pictures of my dick. Vote for me."

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 07, 2013 04:52 PM (g/tkL)

475 On a more serious note CAC I agree w/your analysis on PPP.....

an their "batting average" does make me wonder about '12

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 04:53 PM (LRFds)

476 Btw, congratulations to Vic. Even though he didn't vote in this special election, he has consistently sung Sanford's praises as a good conservative, which I take to be completely true because, well, Vic doesn't lie. So kudos to him.

--

Yes, he has.  I'm in SC, too, and always did like Sanford....errant and wayward jockey shorts aside.  And he beat the hyphenated Pelosi clone despite that.  Still, Boehner will take it as a sign to move even more left and compromise.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2013 04:53 PM (ovWeo)

477 447 Bet I can name a worse politico than Sanford in almost every state in the country . Nope. Don't believe it.

Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at May 07, 2013 04:53 PM (ASx5D)

478 I don't understand how a bastard like Sanford can get elected, but a decent guy like Romney, even though he isn't perfectly conservative, can't.

Oh, yeah, Romney had the entire left wing media beating the shit out of him 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
--

And don't forget, the Dem fraud machine has been perfected over decades.

Posted by: Mayday at May 07, 2013 04:53 PM (F3s39)

479

Thanks, but now your hash is freaking me out!

Posted by: tasker at May 07, 2013 08:45 PM (r2PLg)


I acquired it Saturday afternoon, appropriately on Kentucky Derby day since the KY is at the end. But yeah, it is kinda creepy.

 

Do you want to know how it feels to have a little hero inside of you...

Posted by: Jason Collins at May 07, 2013 04:54 PM (MZrpY)

480 Was she hawt? I dig those bad girls! A little bit of crazy and some time in the pokey...

Posted by: Moron Sans Pants at May 07, 2013 08:45 PM (MZrpY)



I realize that in the wonderful world of genetic diversity, it's possible for the sister of an ugly dickhole like Colbert to be teh hawt in a shanty tramp kind of way.  Alas that doesn't appear to be the case.  Now I'm off to old threads to see EOJ bitchslapping Drew.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 04:54 PM (7J47y)

481 Just got an e-mail from my Sanford-hating cousin-in-law in SC, who voted for Sanford because Colbert-Busch.

He's elated.  And greatly relieved.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:54 PM (lVPtV)

482 I want to go to heaven like Stanford.

So I can fk who I want, then confess my sins, and I gits to go to heaven?

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 04:55 PM (bT8Hr)

483 Oh, Darlin'. God's the only one who dictates anything to a Texan and gets away with it.

Posted by: Lauren at May 07, 2013 04:55 PM (L0kzY)

484 Is it too soon to start looking for someone to primary him?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 07, 2013 04:55 PM (sYTYw)

485 Posted by: Jason Collins at May 07, 2013 08:54 PM (MZrpY) Why am I suddenly thankful for my female plumbing?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 04:55 PM (fggky)

486 C'mon fluffy that curveball is just spinning in my wheelhouse . I'd do a smiley if I knew how .

Posted by: awkward davies at May 07, 2013 04:55 PM (USjX1)

487 I blame Busch.... LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2013 04:55 PM (ltIcm)

488 Hmmm.... "Tula Star"...Bulgarian. Who knew?

Posted by: tasker at May 07, 2013 04:56 PM (r2PLg)

489 Now I'm off to old threads to see EOJ bitchslapping Drew. Come back and post some of those highlights again.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 04:56 PM (1q74z)

490

Why am I suddenly thankful for my female plumbing?

 

 

My bad!  I thought you were a dude.  Hard to tell on the interwebs sometimes. 

Posted by: Jason Collins at May 07, 2013 04:56 PM (MZrpY)

491 Hey Tami - it was in the who could have shut down the response to Bengazhi thread.  Here is the pull quote:


144 Dreeeeewwww Eeeee-mmmmm!

***clinking beer bottles on fingers together*****

Come out to plaaaaay - yaaaaaay!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 07, 2013 03:11 PM (CJjw5)


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 04:57 PM (SCTXH)

492 Stay out da Busches!

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 04:57 PM (5wHPS)

493 Why am I suddenly thankful for my female plumbing? Suddenly???? You were ambivalent before?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 04:57 PM (1q74z)

494
Tune into your PBS station now and check out the NPR's Constitution series, and why need to alter it with the times.

Rand Paul will be on, and I have a suspicion he'll be edited to come off as a fool.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 04:57 PM (052zE)

495 Looking forward to a DrewM vs. EoJ flame war.  Should be epic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 04:58 PM (lVPtV)

496 Na--Drew never showed, did he? Anyways, catch you hosers later--my hockey team is busy keeping it interesting. gawd.

Posted by: tasker at May 07, 2013 04:58 PM (r2PLg)

497 477 Btw, congratulations to Vic. Even though he didn't vote in this special
election, he has consistently sung Sanford's praises as a good
conservative, which I take to be completely true because, well, Vic
doesn't lie. So kudos to him.

--

Yes, he has. I'm in SC, too, and always did like Sanford....errant and wayward jockey shorts aside. And he beat the hyphenated Pelosi clone despite that. Still, Boehner will take it as a sign to move even more left and compromise.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 07, 2013 08:53 PM (ovWeo)


Well, good. I am somehow relieved Colbert won't be yammering about it, not that I watch him anyway.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 07, 2013 04:59 PM (baL2B)

498 It is all both Bush's fault.

Jeb, enough Bush's already...

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 04:59 PM (bT8Hr)

499 Looking forward to a DrewM vs. EoJ flame war. Should be epic.

NOMEX! Get yer Nomex suits here!  You don't want to be caught in the crossfire with just cotton on!  NOMEX!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2013 05:00 PM (jGsIV)

500 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 07, 2013 03:11 PM (CJjw5)

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 08:57 PM (SCTXH



Yeah, that was a good one.



Can't wait for Drew's next thread.  Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:00 PM (lVPtV)

501 It feels good to win a close Special Election for once.

Posted by: Jackj at May 07, 2013 05:00 PM (KLJRT)

502 And Sanford wins the special election! $1.2 million in donations to Colbert Busch, $929,000 on independent expenditures against Sanford. DCCC, what an organization! They would have been better off lighting $100 bills...

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2013 05:00 PM (WSgyE)

503 GOP wins, unions throw more money down the rat hole, yippe

Posted by: Misanthropic humanitarian at May 07, 2013 05:00 PM (HVff2)

504
what does pot growing have to do with the Constitution?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:00 PM (NLH1M)

505 CNN is still holding out for an upset.

Posted by: navybrat at May 07, 2013 05:01 PM (oNJRf)

506 OT: Rand Paul: I hate to say it, but the immigration bill is a little bit like ObamaCare right now Story at HotGas Glad to see Rand isn't falling for any old immigration reform like certain Reason writers. I'm wondering if he knows the current bills are going to fail, and is just waiting to avoid the stink of association?

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 07, 2013 05:01 PM (52n2x)

507 Suddenly???? You were ambivalent before? Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 08:57 PM (1q74z) Nothing like the post at #480 to bring it to mind...

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 05:01 PM (fggky)

508 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 07, 2013 03:11 PM (CJjw5)

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 08:57 PM (SCTXH)


Thanks, Muad'dib!  I found it....I was hoping Drew was responding.  But the little bitch never showed.

Posted by: Tami[/i][/b][/u][/s] at May 07, 2013 05:01 PM (X6akg)

509 NOMEX! Get yer Nomex suits here! You don't want to be caught in the crossfire with just cotton on! If Drew is smart there will be no return fire.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 05:01 PM (1q74z)

510 506 CNN is still holding out for an upset.



Bless their hearts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:01 PM (lVPtV)

511 498. Agree. At least we do not have to hear Hollyweird and Comedy Central gloat tonight.

Awful polling by PPP also

Posted by: Jackj at May 07, 2013 05:01 PM (KLJRT)

512

I'm a bit curious to know how Stephen Colbert will react to this, not to mention that stupid fucking one-note character he plays on his show.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 07, 2013 05:02 PM (8cOY0)

513 nerdygirl said: "Oh, yeah, Romney had the entire left wing media beating the shit out of him 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

I could be in love.

Heh, but seriously, you are correct. 2012 still stings.

We could, using hindsight, optimize this or that -- Rubio-for-Ryan, clean up the convention, change ad buying strategy, etc -- but in toto the game was rigged.

The recent Benghazi revelations just exemplify this. Romney's line-of-attack died the moment that beach whale of a debate moderator incorrectly called Obama as truthful on calling it "terror" -- a small and insignificant point in and of itself when 4 Americans and our Ambassador were just assassinated by al-Qaeda on September 11th's anniversary. If you watch the video, Romney's eyes and smirk betrayed that knew he had Obama too.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at May 07, 2013 05:02 PM (jhI6f)

514 496 Looking forward to a DrewM vs. EoJ flame war. Should be epic. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 08:58 PM (lVPtV) Don't tease. I'll get the popcorn.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 07, 2013 05:02 PM (52n2x)

515 390

After 2008, I don't give a fuck anymore. As long as there aren't any teenage boys in his crawlspace.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 08:38 PM (iqhbL)


Purist.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at May 07, 2013 05:02 PM (7xeJQ)

516 >>Can't wait for Drew's next thread. Heh.<<



I thought sure I missed it as I was getting tractors and discs stuck in the mud here.    Care for some popcorn Jane?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 05:02 PM (SCTXH)

517 AP called it for Sanford

Posted by: Jackj at May 07, 2013 05:02 PM (KLJRT)

518 what does pot growing have to do with the Constitution?

Well, first you grow it.  Then you harvest and process it.  Then you smoke it and you can see the Constitution's various emanations and penumbras.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at May 07, 2013 05:02 PM (jGsIV)

519 Brain damaged troll is brain damaged.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 07, 2013 05:02 PM (Yr6sH)

520 Nothing like the post at #480 to bring it to mind... OK, even I'm creeped out by that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 05:03 PM (1q74z)

521 Thanks be to God for predilection and the love of lying, sinning, and more lying.

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:03 PM (bT8Hr)

522 Go chew on a bone, Rexie. Sanford won!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2013 05:03 PM (ltIcm)

523 I didn't decide to vote until earlier today because I just wasn't too excited about Sanford, but I bit the bullet and went anyway. I was expecting Sanford to lose just based on all of the robocalls we were getting even into today, but I should have known better. We could nominate Incitatus in this district and still win.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 07, 2013 05:03 PM (MjaAV)

524 Sam Adams is right. We need to win seats, that is all the Dems care about

Posted by: Jackj at May 07, 2013 05:04 PM (KLJRT)

525 Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at May 07, 2013 09:01 PM (21TJo)


Projection is not just a room in a movie theater.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 05:04 PM (iqhbL)

526 WaPo called it for Sanford a half hour or so ago. If he pulls it off, he'll be the numinous adulterer.

Posted by: Thorvald at May 07, 2013 05:04 PM (1V6Pv)

527 I thought sure I missed it as I was getting tractors and discs stuck in the mud here. Care for some popcorn Jane?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 09:02 PM (SCTXH



Thanks! 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:05 PM (lVPtV)

528 Go chew on a bone, Rexie. He does that 20-30 times a day anyway. He just defines "bone" differently than you do.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 05:05 PM (1q74z)

529 Da Trolls.  Dey are upset.  Oh Ja You betcha.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 05:05 PM (SCTXH)

530 I'd like to send out a very special fuck you to little Stevey Colbert

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2013 05:05 PM (y/iQM)

531 Wow, trolls tears taste better than I remembered. We should do this more often. And now, it's off to bed. This having a job thing is really gonna put a damper on my ont time, damnit.

Posted by: DC in Towson at May 07, 2013 05:05 PM (jIaZt)

532 I heard it was 26 to 23 votes, the GOP is back again. More scandals are here again, yeee whoooo

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:06 PM (bT8Hr)

533 When the trolls come out, you know you've hit a nerve.  The only other posts that attract them are Benghazi. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:06 PM (lVPtV)

534 Isles Pens tied up at 4!

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 05:06 PM (9YF7f)

535 529 Sean Bannion,

Those yoga lessons were definitely a gamechanger for Wex the Blunder Dog...

now he never has to hire help.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:06 PM (LRFds)

536 Aw caustic was wrong....it thought Sanford would lose

Posted by: phoenixgirl, commenter at the best conservative blog at May 07, 2013 05:06 PM (uw1so)

537 379. Sooth, so true. Pro Life Roberts sided with the baby killers.

Posted by: Jackj at May 07, 2013 05:06 PM (KLJRT)

538 Sad to say, but I think  "Elizabeth Colbert"  might have won.  Too many dems have a wired revulsion  to anything that sounds like "Bush".

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 05:07 PM (ZM9OS)

539 What is best in life? http://tinyurl.com/d2qplz Tonight the lamentation of their womyn is the best, that and the money liberal wasted on this!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 05:07 PM (wR+pz)

540 I love troll tears. They taste like.....sunshine.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 05:07 PM (1q74z)

541 Thorvald said: If he pulls it off, he'll be the numinous adulterer.

I think that describes Anthony Wiener a bit more as his dic-pics are still circulating around the dark shadows of the information superhighway looking for new numen to inhabit.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at May 07, 2013 05:07 PM (jhI6f)

542 Invest in a dictionary, Night Stalker" Thanks be to God for "predilection " Thank God for "preference"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2013 05:07 PM (ltIcm)

543 @528 Desert Mouse, horses only get stuck in quicksand. Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Thorvald at May 07, 2013 05:07 PM (1V6Pv)

544 Angry trolls are angry

HA-HA!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 07, 2013 05:07 PM (Yr6sH)

545 537 Aw caustic was wrong....it thought Sanford would lose

Posted by: phoenixgirl, commenter at the best conservative blog at May 07, 2013 09:06 PM (uw1so




Yeah, her smart imaginary NYC "friends" and dozens of cats told her so.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:07 PM (lVPtV)

546
Bwahahahaha.  Went over to the huffcompost to see the comments and this beauty popped up:

What a sad thing this is. Sometimes I wish the South had won the Civil War and been allowed to succeed.

Yes.  Succeed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2013 05:08 PM (jKWYf)

547 As long as there aren't any teenage boys in his crawlspace.

Don't tease me like that, Samuel.

Posted by: Harry Reid at May 07, 2013 05:08 PM (IDypm)

548

How many people voted for Obama in this one?

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 05:08 PM (5wHPS)

549 If you watch the video, Romney's eyes and smirk betrayed that knew he had Obama too.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at May 07, 2013 09:02 PM (jhI6f)


He had him, and I was practically screaming, "Finish him!!!" and using non-lady words. Romney did not Senator Ted Cruz-missile him, however.


I like Senator Cruz right this minute. I also like Rep Trey Gowdy, and hope he will strut his Benghazi stuff for me tomorrow. I like the go-for-jugular type of politician who gets called a bully by that mincing, constipated old Heidi the Cross-eyed opossum Reid. I think I am slowly recovering from November.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 07, 2013 05:09 PM (baL2B)

550 Yes. Succeed. Brawndo's got electrolytes.

Posted by: EC at May 07, 2013 05:09 PM (doBIb)

551 547 Jane D'oh,

ah hell why not...?

http://youtu.be/jy8FSyI_Djg

Democracy died tonight dude

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:09 PM (LRFds)

552

"What a sad thing this is. Sometimes I wish the South had won the Civil War and been allowed to succeed."

 

Classic!!



Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 05:10 PM (ZolUS)

553 What a sad thing this is. Sometimes I wish the South had won the Civil War and been allowed to succeed. The stupid is strong. If we won fuckers, we wouldn't be allow to succeed, idiot. We had already succeeded. If we win, you stop invading us.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 05:10 PM (wR+pz)

554 I dunno where I went wrong

Dawn the rain

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:11 PM (bT8Hr)

555 The South shall succeed again!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:12 PM (lVPtV)

556 >>Posted by: Thorvald at May 07, 2013 09:07 PM (1V6Pv)<<



Are you going to loan me some Belgians or Percherons and then mind meld me some knowledge?  If not, I have to bust out the Farmall 460 and do what I can do.  FWIW, my horses (quarter and saddlebred) pointed and laughed as I got stuck. 

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 05:12 PM (SCTXH)

557 Hey Purp. Why are you posting your interesting threads in the wee hours?

That's when I'm awake and fully functional.

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 07, 2013 05:12 PM (tLTgS)

558 555 Billy Bob,

You know dad always told me son secession requires hard work, preparation, and dedication....

and you have to dress for excess....

Night Chalk on Living

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:13 PM (LRFds)

559 31 Dems commit rape, murder and sodomize little boys....comfortably re-elected.

Repub gets some consentual strange[i/] from an adult woman..."Throw the fucker out! Let the Dems have the seat!"

We can all pat each other on the back for having morality and higher standards while we watch our nation and families circle the drain.

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 07:10 PM (ZM9OS)

 ================================

This, this, this...seriously lest stop fucking ourselves.

Posted by: Guido at May 07, 2013 05:13 PM (NQq8e)

560 The funniest thing about this? The MSM bought into the idea that this bitch was going to win. The disconnect is truly amazing.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 05:13 PM (wR+pz)

561 I think this is how the argument to the liberal press should go when wailing about a GOP sinnin' adultering guy: 1) Well, he is our Kennedy. 2) Tell me again about Bwany Fwank's little gay-boy-toy prostitution puppy- mill in his townhouse. 3) Anthony Weiner 4) Menendez 5) Bill Clinton's ceegar. Etc.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 07, 2013 05:13 PM (baL2B)

562 Are you going to loan me some Belgians or Percherons and then mind meld me some knowledge? If not, I have to bust out the Farmall 460 and do what I can do. FWIW, my horses (quarter and saddlebred) pointed and laughed as I got stuck.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 09:12 PM (SCTXH




You have horses?  *arches brow*



I'm a former horse owner, rider and trainer.  *arches brow again*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:13 PM (lVPtV)

563 Bwahahahaha. Went over to the huffcompost to see the comments and this beauty popped up:

What a sad thing this is. Sometimes I wish the South had won the Civil War and been allowed to succeed.

Yes. Succeed.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 07, 2013 09:08 PM (jKWYf)


Nothing succeeds like winning

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2013 05:13 PM (y/iQM)

564

The South shall succeed again!

 

I smell a new HQ meme. lol.

Posted by: Infidel at May 07, 2013 05:14 PM (gqEUi)

565 HOF EoJ.  Drew shares the coblog mentality that they can ridicule large swathes of the Horde and not realize any negative consequences; he and Malor are a lot like ace in that regard.  Fuck that shit.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 05:14 PM (7J47y)

566 Democracy died tonight dude


Game over man, game over!
http://bit.ly/10o7cnf

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 05:14 PM (iqhbL)

567

"If we win, you stop invading us."

 

We wouldn't even need a wall.   No free bennies  in real  America...and     'no limit'  Yankee  hunting licenses.  

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 05:15 PM (ZolUS)

568 Newt Gingrich wrote a book "Gettysburg, a Novel" I think it was, in which the CSA prevailed at Gettysburg and went on to march on Washington DC to capture Lincoln. I read it. I thought it was pretty good for a piece of fancy.

Posted by: navybrat at May 07, 2013 05:15 PM (oNJRf)

569 How soon before the MFM buries this like it never happened?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 07, 2013 05:15 PM (y/iQM)

570 Steven Colbert sucks cock.

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 07, 2013 05:15 PM (QZyCi)

571 568 Samuel Adams,

What was the nickname of that ratty haired chick?

Princess Thistle or something?

Tonight calls for that action

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:15 PM (LRFds)

572 So will they primary him for the regular election?  Is there someone else?

Posted by: SarahW at May 07, 2013 05:15 PM (LYwCh)

573 Drew shares the coblog mentality that they can ridicule large swathes of the Horde and not realize any negative consequences; he and Malor are a lot like ace in that regard. Fuck that shit. Ace has a better excuse than anyone else It's his blog.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 05:16 PM (1q74z)

574 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48H34ukFe8g

Posted by: @PurpAv at May 07, 2013 05:16 PM (tLTgS)

575 #567  The insult of large percentages of the Horde (often groups I belong to) are why I do not show up on some threads.

I echo your sentiments.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 05:16 PM (GoIUi)

576 575 Sean Bannion,

plus he's a far better writer, with better wit....

Drew will never admit he bought into Mule-O_vision

just not wired for it.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:17 PM (LRFds)

577 What did Sanford do wrong?

Posted by: The Newt Gingrich at May 07, 2013 05:17 PM (p8RjH)

578 Charge, Toby in the lead with a butter knife tied to his Red Ryder BB gun.

Charge

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:17 PM (bT8Hr)

579 Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 09:14 PM (7J47y) Buck up, Nancy.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 07, 2013 05:17 PM (52n2x)

580 @558 Desert Mouse, wish I could. The horses, the farm, all the stock... went with my divorce. Outlook: unlikely for recovering similar.

Posted by: Thorvald at May 07, 2013 05:17 PM (1V6Pv)

581 Well put Captain . I see the hate has made you powerful .

Posted by: awkward davies at May 07, 2013 05:17 PM (USjX1)

582 Colbert is a lot like that fat unfunny tub of shit Chris Farley; the only time he ever made me laugh was when I heard he was dead.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 05:17 PM (7J47y)

583 580 Night Walk,

Guy you're supposed to offer to share...

moron etiquette and all

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:18 PM (LRFds)

584 BUT GAY MARRIAGE?

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 07, 2013 05:18 PM (QZyCi)

585
still no mention of the Federalist papers

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:18 PM (8dspl)

586 Fox now reporting that kidnapper's dad was a leader in the Spic, or sorry, Puerto Rican community. So, I am shocked to find out, they are "White" Hispanics? No, they are fucking SPICS.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 05:19 PM (wR+pz)

587

$1.2 million in donations to Colbert Busch, $929,000 on independent expenditures against Sanford.

DCCC, what an organization!

They would have been better off lighting $100 bills...

 

 

I can't stop doing teh Snoopy dance!!!

Posted by: runningrn out of breath at May 07, 2013 05:20 PM (MZrpY)

588 Out west, we always call 'em wetbacks.

Posted by: Infidel at May 07, 2013 05:20 PM (gqEUi)

589
no mention of the Bill of Rights

they skipped right to the Civil War!

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:21 PM (vzLhi)

590 As I predicted and never wavered from even before the primaries, the Over/Under on Sanford was 53%.  None of the noise from the national media, PPP, or NRCC affected that in the least.

The myth that Busch had a chance was born of people who know nothing of this state or the district.  SC has a long tradition of ignoring all you outsiders trying to tell us what to do.  Losers.

Speaking of which:
"Posted by: Hollowpoint at May 07, 2013 07:08 PM"

How about this:  you Fluke off and mind your own business, mmmkay?

Posted by: Adjoran at May 07, 2013 05:21 PM (473jB)

591 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 09:19 PM (wR+pz) Yes sir, a few more gems like that will show the world what sort of monsters the right wing is! Omg you rule the Internet!

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 07, 2013 05:21 PM (QZyCi)

592 I actually don't mind the  occasional friendly fire.  It's what separates us from liberals.  Libs maintain a cult-like zombie groupthink; however, conservatives can hash out differing opinions and get a little testy with each other,  but then have a beer and agree how fucked up liberals are...

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 05:21 PM (3qKP/)

593 @588 Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 09:19 PM (wR+pz)


So..he was a legal kidnapping pervert? I have been out and have not heard his citizen status. Thanks. I do hope Charles Ramsay has a talk show. I would watch. The Cleveland 911 people were a cold bunch, no?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 07, 2013 05:22 PM (baL2B)

594
and right to guns!

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:22 PM (LVtr+)

595

How soon before the MFM buries this like it never happened?


South Carolina?  Never heard of it!

Posted by: Charles Gibson at May 07, 2013 05:22 PM (MZrpY)

596 @589 Two mill not used on a real election. Leading from behind! Believing there own captive poll, PPP? The stupid is strong.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 05:22 PM (wR+pz)

597 Night Walk,

Guy you're supposed to offer to share...

moron etiquette and all

Posted by: sven10077


If you're looking for RayKon's brand of stupid just drop a cinder block on your head.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 07, 2013 05:22 PM (Yr6sH)

598 Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 09:15 PM (LRFds)


Newt?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 05:22 PM (iqhbL)

599 584 Colbert is a lot like that fat unfunny tub of shit Chris Farley; the only time he ever made me laugh was when I heard he was dead.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 09:17 PM (7J47y)

-----------------------------------------

Now this kind of hate makes ME laugh...thanks CH. lol.

Posted by: Guido at May 07, 2013 05:22 PM (NQq8e)

600 Ace has a better excuse than anyone else

It's his blog.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 09:16 PM (1q74z)



I recognize that and just avoid the threads where I think he's crossed the line.  Arguing with the host is just trollish behavior.  I never argued with the bicycle riding ukulele player; just had enough and left.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 05:23 PM (7J47y)

601 591
no mention of the Bill of Rights

they skipped right to the Civil War!

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 09:21 PM (vzLhi)


This presentation brought to you by Cliff Notes

Posted by: Red Shirt at May 07, 2013 05:23 PM (FIDMq)

602 572 Steven Colbert sucks cock.

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 07, 2013 09:15 PM (QZyCi)


By choice?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's solid gold diaphragm at May 07, 2013 05:23 PM (7xeJQ)

603 Yes Jane.  Strictly western pleasure.  Never showed anything.  Got my first horse  as a rescue in 1992.   Got a few more rescues after that.  My push button riding horse died of old age at 34. Never been trained on anything formally.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 05:23 PM (SCTXH)

604 599 weft-cut loop,

I prefer a nice 5# sledge to the temple...

*whack*

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:23 PM (LRFds)

605
now he's talking to gun rights advocate in MT

asked why him why he needs so many rifles -- the answer was pretty much 'because'


Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:23 PM (LVtr+)

606 and right to guns!

Posted by: soothsayer


Yeah, he's skipping around a bit, isn't he?


Posted by: Retread at May 07, 2013 05:24 PM (zxitI)

607 I like Jews as they are smart often skinny and frequently make lots of money.

Sheol: An Underground Abyss

The subject of death is treated inconsistently in the Bible, though most often it suggests that physical death is the end of life.

This is the case with such central figures as Abraham, Moses, and Miriam.

There are, however, several biblical references to a place called Sheol (cf. Numbers 30, 33). It is described as a region "dark and deep," "the Pit," and "the Land of Forgetfulness," where human beings descend after death. The suggestion is that in the netherworld of Sheol, the deceased, although cut off from God and humankind, live on in some shadowy state of existence.


Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:24 PM (bT8Hr)

608 Did any happen to catch Shemp tonight (before I changed the channel to Lou Dobbs)?  He was showing a clip from 'America's Most Wanted' (2005) where they interviewed the last person to talk to Gina DeJesus......Arlene Castro....the puke's daughter. 

Posted by: Tami [/i] at May 07, 2013 05:24 PM (X6akg)

609

555What a sad thing this is. Sometimes I wish the South had won the Civil War and been allowed to succeed.

 

 

 

 

War of Northern Agression!!

Posted by: Vic's stand-in at May 07, 2013 05:24 PM (jz0+s)

610 600 Sam Adams,

Nah the frizzy headed chick during the Wisconsin recall who looked and likely smelled like she hadn't bathed in a month.....

ARGHHHH this'll bother me all night

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:24 PM (LRFds)

611 G-D it!!   The kidnappers are  Puerto Rican welfare recipients!   Can we please get some white male Christian bad guys  around here!

Posted by: MSM at May 07, 2013 05:25 PM (ZM9OS)

612 Troll is back, great.

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 07, 2013 05:26 PM (52n2x)

613

The myth that Busch had a chance was born of people who know nothing of this state or the district. SC has a long tradition of ignoring all you outsiders trying to tell us what to do. Losers

 

 

 

I love that this race attracted so much out of state money for ECB.  Great investment, losers!  Heh! 

 

Speaking of which, did the Dems ever pay off their Democrat National Convention debt?  Don't they $till owe SC a boatload of money?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at May 07, 2013 05:26 PM (MZrpY)

614
okay, so they found the one gun rights advocate who does not care about the Second Amendment, but the Commerce clause

right

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:26 PM (BUcLz)

615 I recognize that and just avoid the threads where I think he's crossed the line. Arguing with the host is just trollish behavior. I never argued with the bicycle riding ukulele player; just had enough and left. Ditto. Ace has a real blind spot for (and ignorance of) religion. I avoid those discussions now. But I do love some of his pieces though.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 05:26 PM (1q74z)

616 Thorvald - I am very sorry to hear that. 



On the plus side, I assume you are enjoying spring fever as much as I am.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 05:26 PM (SCTXH)

617 OK, bets, which talk show will have Charles Ramsey on tomorrow morning?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 05:27 PM (wR+pz)

618 @609 I think your answer is here: ನಾವು ನೋಡಲು ಇಲ್ಲ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ನೋಡಿ, ಆಗ ನಾವು ಖಂಡಿತವಾಗಿಯೂ ನೋಡಿದ್ದೇನೆ. ಆದರೂ, ನಾವು ಇಲ್ಲ ಎಲ್ಲಾ ಕಾಣದಿದ್ದಲ್ಲಿ, ನಂತರ ನಾವು ಕೆಲವು ನೋಡಿಲ್ಲ. ನಾವು ಕೆಲವು ನೋಡಿಲ್ಲ, ಆದರೆ ನಂತರ ಕೆಲವು, ಒಂದು ಉಪ್ಪಿನಕಾಯಿ ಕಂಡ ಒಂದು ಕಡಿತದಿಂದ ಯೋಗ್ಯವಾಗಿದೆ. ಆದ್ದರಿಂದ, ಒಂದು ಉಪ್ಪಿನಕಾಯಿ ಕಚ್ಚುತ್ತವೆ.

Posted by: Thorvald at May 07, 2013 05:27 PM (1V6Pv)

619
this is sneaky clever -- they're talking about guns and the Constitution, but are avoiding the Second Amendment!

only NPR/PBS could pull this stunt

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:27 PM (Ba6aP)

620 @611 Tami: Unfortunately I saw the first 15 minutes or so of his show. Yes, he appears to be the first with that story, which would add to the bizarre.

Also, there is a fourth girl missing since 2007, I think. I hope she is not buried in the back yard.

I want to bring back public executions in the town square.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 07, 2013 05:27 PM (baL2B)

621 605 Yes Jane. Strictly western pleasure. Never showed anything. Got my first horse as a rescue in 1992. Got a few more rescues after that. My push button riding horse died of old age at 34. Never been trained on anything formally.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 07, 2013 09:23 PM (SCTXH




I'll e-mail you tomorrow (when my wine buzz has worn off).  I could talk horses all day.  You sound like my kind of horse owner. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:27 PM (lVPtV)

622 Maybe we are finally adopting the position that although Sanford may be pond scum, he is "our" pond scum and not obsess over much about his personal life.

Posted by: Hrothgar at May 07, 2013 05:28 PM (Cnqmv)

623
ARGHHHH this'll bother me all night

we just went through this a half hour ago!

Kloppenburg, or Art Garfunkel's pubic bush. Your choice.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:29 PM (GcwH1)

624 I used to say there was a highway for me
We know it ain't true

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:29 PM (bT8Hr)

625 Don't they $till owe SC a boatload of money? Posted by: Charles Gibson at May 07, 2013 09:26 PM (MZrpY) Charles you dumb shit, Charlotte is NOT in SC. It's in NC, and no the DNC did not pay off it's debt. Duke power swallowed it with the cum of the Energy Departments approve of their merger with Progress Energy. Nice name.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 05:29 PM (wR+pz)

626 Posted by: Thorvald at May 07, 2013 09:27 PM (1V6Pv) "See, we all look for, then we definitely have seen. However, we do not all do, then we have not seen. We have not seen, but then some, is worthy of a bite can be seen in a pickle. Therefore, the bite of a pickle."

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 74% more DOOM! at May 07, 2013 05:30 PM (52n2x)

627 "Yes. They are always after teh gheys. It never stops.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at May 07, 2013 09:28 PM (vbh31)"

 

Sock fail?  ...or sock success? 

Posted by: MSM at May 07, 2013 05:30 PM (ZolUS)

628 GO NORTHSTARS!
oh, wait...
sorry. I bet that hurts.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 07:20 PM (9YF7f)


Norm Green SUCKS!

Posted by: freeTibet with purchase of equal or greater value Tibet at May 07, 2013 05:30 PM (quLHy)

629 @628 That's his answer! Dood!

Posted by: Thorvald at May 07, 2013 05:30 PM (1V6Pv)

630 610 Did any happen to catch Shemp tonight (before I changed the channel to Lou Dobbs)? He was showing a clip from 'America's Most Wanted' (2005) where they interviewed the last person to talk to Gina DeJesus......Arlene Castro....the puke's daughter.

Posted by: Tami at May 07, 2013 09:24 PM (X6akg



I caught a bit of it.  I think someone later wondered where the daughter was being interviewed (the house?).  This story makes my skin crawl, from the neighbors who heard screams, saw a naked crawling woman in the back yard, pounding sounds (like on doors) from inside the house.



Yet the police never entered the house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:31 PM (lVPtV)

631 622 @611 Tami: Unfortunately I saw the first 15 minutes or so of his show. Yes, he appears to be the first with that story, which would add to the bizarre.

Also, there is a fourth girl missing since 2007, I think. I hope she is not buried in the back yard.

I want to bring back public executions in the town square.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 07, 2013 09:27 PM (baL2B)



Oh right....I forgot about the other girl.  Disappeared in '07...never found. 


The daughter must of been living with her mother.  This isn't the same daughter that is in jail for trying to kill her own baby.





Posted by: Tami [/i] at May 07, 2013 05:31 PM (X6akg)

632
The Founders could never imagine the Hoover Dam, he's saying.

Which means...?


Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:31 PM (NLH1M)

633 Fox has some dumb ass talking about the girls like he knows everything. He hasn't seen them in ten years. Really dumb.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 05:31 PM (wR+pz)

634 625 Soothsayer,

Yeah no yeah....I'm talking about the chick who yelled at CNN's bus the morning after.....

http://youtu.be/Ro6Qfm1ySKQ

Princess Thistle is near the end

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:32 PM (LRFds)

635
The daughter must of been living with her mother. This isn't the same daughter that is in jail for trying to kill her own baby.
Posted by: Tami at May 07, 2013 09:31 PM (X6akg)


This family makes a strong case for immigration reform.



Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 07, 2013 05:33 PM (baL2B)

636 Maybe we are finally adopting the position that although Sanford may be pond scum, he is "our" pond scum and not obsess over much about his personal life.


Just don't care anymore. Cheated on your wife, a test, golf, spades......don't give a shit anymore after what THEY have done. This is war as Breitbart aptly put.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 05:33 PM (iqhbL)

637 Thank god we don't have to endure her brother's smug ass gloating over this shit.

Posted by: zsasz at May 07, 2013 05:33 PM (MMC8r)

638 Im with Stanferd

Gonna fk who I want, when I want, lie about expenses, condemn other fkers of cute women for being hedonistic, then beg for forgiveness when Im caught. Amen

Humming bird, hummingbird don't fly away...

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:33 PM (bT8Hr)

639 Speaking of which, did the Dems ever pay off their Democrat National Convention debt? Don't they $till owe SC a boatload of money?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at May 07, 2013 09:26 PM (MZrpY)



I think that Vic said that Duke Power, of which he's a reluctant shareholder after they bought out the company where he previously worked, was eating the money the donks owed them; so I assume the D as in Deadbeat party has skated on their creditors again.  Classy bunch imo.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 05:34 PM (7J47y)

640 As grateful as I am for these women being freed, I hope to hell the story doesn't overshadow the Benghazi hearings tomorrow.

Oh, who the hell am I fooling.  The MFM will ignore the hearings.  Must.  Protect.  Hillary!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:34 PM (lVPtV)

641 http://youtu.be/yJwIAlx5R0s

Princess Thistle Pettersen all the MOONBAT you can handle baby

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:34 PM (LRFds)

642 Fleury you asshole

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 05:34 PM (5wHPS)

643
ahh, Federalism is awesome!

the New Deal saved the nation!

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:34 PM (xIzGn)

644 at this point, I will be glad that any Repub who is even mildly conservative beats a Dem.

Posted by: mallfly at May 07, 2013 05:35 PM (jDjlM)

645 Fleury you asshole Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 09:34 PM (5wHPS) Who's your backup? I'm too lazy to look it up, although the announcers think there should be a change next game. In other goalie news, Roberto Luongo has put his Vancouver condo up for sale.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 05:35 PM (fggky)

646
now we move to 1950's South and civil rights

lemme guess, federal government to the rescue??

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:36 PM (yhYn1)

647 639 Samuel Adams,

Yup...

certain higher staff here keeps acting like *by golly we need to play by the rules*

uh no...LIV loves innuendo and half truths...go for the throat no mercy

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:36 PM (LRFds)

648 Dulche de leche! Finally! One of our crazies wins!

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 07, 2013 05:36 PM (qPCAa)

649 Gonna fk who I want, when I want, lie about expenses, condemn other fkers of cute women for being hedonistic, then beg for forgiveness when Im caught. Amen Just like Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, Barney Frank, Gerry Studds, Bob Menendez, Eliot Spitzer, Jesse Jackson Jr., Jesse Jackson Sr......

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 05:36 PM (MkY3x)

650 This family makes a strong case for immigration reform. Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 07, 2013 09:33 PM (baL2B) They are Spics. Spics are US Citizens, so no amount of reform will stop them from coming in.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at May 07, 2013 05:36 PM (wR+pz)

651
Ike was ambivalent, but he obeyed the Court. Of course, of course. Because NPR can't go around saying Eisenhower was in favor of civil rights.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:37 PM (1WM2H)

652

Who's your backup? I'm too lazy to look it up, although the announcers think there should be a change next game.

 

ghost goalie for the rest of the night

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 05:37 PM (5wHPS)

653 Jane D'oh...a naked girl crawling in yard? Oh, it gets worse. The cops really blew this one, to have every single girl kidnapped from the same street. And Uncle Pervo always wanting to take the little girls riding in his car.


The entire story is creepier than fiction. Hang 'em with their privates.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 07, 2013 05:37 PM (baL2B)

654

As grateful as I am for these women being freed, I hope to hell the story doesn't overshadow the Benghazi hearings tomorrow.

 

I was going to post something about Schillary being wet right now,  but it would be wrong.

Posted by: MSM at May 07, 2013 05:38 PM (ZolUS)

655 I guess it's good that Sanford won.  Somebody to primary next time.  But with all the lousy liberal Republicans in office today I can't afford to donate to each and every primary challenger.

Posted by: Gordon undead Ramsay at May 07, 2013 05:39 PM (kxSZr)

656 Argh...

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 05:39 PM (ZolUS)

657

@574 So will they primary him for the regular election? Is there someone else?

-----------------------

Doubtful.  He's got plenty of name recognition in SC.  If he won the Republican primary for the Special Election, then he'll probably win it for the regular election.

 

All of that, of course, depends on him not doing anything stupid.  If he manages to keep his head down, work hard, and avoid any more "I lack common sense" types of responses when it comes to talking about his divorce and his new marriage, then he should be okay.  If he screws that up, then some of his fellow Republicans might start scenting weakness.

 

And really, if he can pull it off, then he'll probably stop being an issue for the Dems to use as well.  The public has a short memory, and as long as Sanford can keep himself out of the news for another year, the fact that he made himself look like an idiot will lose its emotional impact with the average national voter.

 

Posted by: junior at May 07, 2013 05:39 PM (DWqDw)

658 656 Jane D'oh...a naked girl crawling in yard? Oh, it gets worse. The cops really blew this one, to have every single girl kidnapped from the same street. And Uncle Pervo always wanting to take the little girls riding in his car.


The entire story is creepier than fiction. Hang 'em with their privates.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 07, 2013 09:37 PM (baL2B




I know.  I'm gobsmacked at the stupidity of the police.  And the neighbors decided to turn blind eyes/deaf ears to what they'd witnessed over the years.  Dear Lord.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:40 PM (lVPtV)

659 This is war as Breitbart aptly put.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 09:33 PM (iqhbL)


Amen, bro.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 07, 2013 05:40 PM (baL2B)

660 Just like Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, Barney Frank, Gerry Studds, Bob Menendez, Eliot Spitzer, Jesse Jackson Jr., Jesse Jackson Sr......

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 09:36 PM (MkY3x)


Jackass, they were not condemning out one side of the mouth and doing God defined atrocity with the other side.

How about we leave all people the fk alone???




Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:40 PM (bT8Hr)

661 Ike was ambivalent, but he obeyed the Court. Of course, of course. Because NPR can't go around saying Eisenhower was in favor of civil rights.

PJ O'Rourke is on now.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:41 PM (ZgBZU)

662 ghost goalie for the rest of the night Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 09:37 PM (5wHPS) I looked it up. Vokoun. Played for the Caps last year. If you need an experienced backup, he's it, although I don't know if you need to pull Fleury.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 05:41 PM (fggky)

663 HANNITY HAS THE DAD OF A DEAD BENGHAZI SEAL ON NOW.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:41 PM (lVPtV)

664 662 Night Chalk,

Hypocrisy much?

Yes We Can!

NOW, NAACP, Sierra Club, et al

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:41 PM (LRFds)

665 Magic Number for the win!

Here's to you Rum...


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:42 PM (LRFds)

666 Must resist the urge to tell the troll to practice what he preaches in the last sentence of #662...

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 05:42 PM (fggky)

667 @78: Vote for Satan. Why settle for a lesser of two evils?

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 05:42 PM (PttbO)

668
Rand Paul complaining about his toilet.


Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:42 PM (LPRBM)

669 I know. I'm gobsmacked at the stupidity of the police.


Surely you jest.

Posted by: Milwaukee PD who gave the asian kid back to Dahmer at May 07, 2013 05:42 PM (iqhbL)

670 Swing and a miss, Sven.

Posted by: garrett at May 07, 2013 05:42 PM (0L/Sd)

671 Sean, hypocrisy is the only sin.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 07, 2013 05:43 PM (qPCAa)

672 The beloved military still jails adulterers.

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:43 PM (bT8Hr)

673 As grateful as I am for these women being freed, I hope to hell the story doesn't overshadow the Benghazi hearings tomorrow.

Oh, who the hell am I fooling. The MFM will ignore the hearings. Must. Protect. Hillary!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 09:34 PM (lVPtV)



Needless to say, the provincial MFM assholes up here are banging that story like the Castro brothers do underaged kidnapped cooter.  Those simple fuckheads will promote the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame (which is something nobody in their right mind would ever even think of going to imo) before they'll mention one syllable about Benghazi.



Btw, am I the only person that thinks Muffer Stalin-Rodham would need to spend an entire year on a treadmill and start taking grooming hints from somebody other than her hideous daughter before anybody will take her seriously as a candidate?  She looks like she smells like a giant carp kill that the cats have pissed on rather than eaten.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 05:43 PM (7J47y)

674 672 Garrett,

I have 667 and the magic #...yay me

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:45 PM (LRFds)

675

What's up Ace?

Posted by: David Stein at May 07, 2013 05:45 PM (cs5Yw)

676

Why does this place draw the weakest trolls?

 

Towhall:   Amateur Conservatives - Professional Trolls

Hot Air:   Semi-Pro Conservatives - Average Trolls

AoS:  Pro Conservatives - Shit stain Trolls

 

Must be a math formula in  here somewhere.

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 05:45 PM (3qKP/)

677 I blame the Jews.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2013 05:45 PM (/WLC3)

678 Hey, with Vic and Billy Bob who needs Moby?

Posted by: Kilgore Trout at May 07, 2013 05:46 PM (I5Yz9)

679

I don't know if you need to pull Fleury.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 09:41 PM (fggky)

---------------

 

I don't know either, but he's shell-shocked.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 05:46 PM (5wHPS)

680 The beloved military still jails adulterers.

So in the world of Sarah and Norris, fascist world it is, Sanford should be in jail.

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:46 PM (bT8Hr)

681 674 Night Chalk,

on what planet snookums?

Don't lie about it, don't engage in sexual predation you get humiliated at best or CIA head at worst....


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:46 PM (LRFds)

682 @675: No, it doesn't. If you're enlisted, you get non-judicial punishment. If you're a commissioned officer, you get dismissed from the service. Rarely does anyone actually get court martialed for infidelity these days.

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 05:46 PM (PttbO)

683 Ottawa ties it up with less than a minute to go to send it to overtime.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 05:47 PM (fggky)

684 Jackass, they were not condemning out one side of the mouth and doing God defined atrocity with the other side.How about we leave all people the fk alone??? You mad, bro? You know you're losing the argument when your defense amounts to, "It's OK when my guy does it because everyone expects us to be scumbags." And, maybe you should go back and re-read the news accounts of the time for all of them. Because they all sold themselves as upright and moral pillars of the community. In fact I remember one notable finger-wagging news conference where some guy told me in a very indignant tone that he never had sex"with that woman. Not one time. Ever" I love it when trolls rage-stroke. It's like the Fourth of July and the Super Bowl all rolled in to one.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 05:47 PM (MkY3x)

685 Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 09:33 PM (bT8Hr)

How's that anal fissure doing?

You have to ease up on the glory-holing or it will never heal.

Switch to just BJs for a week or so. That may help.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 07, 2013 05:48 PM (/WLC3)

686 "How about we leave all people the fk alone??? Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 09:40 PM (bT8Hr)"

OK, you first...

Posted by: Theresa (D) at May 07, 2013 05:48 PM (HFxUk)

687 #683  I guess the troll,  complaining about hypocrisy,  forgot about Billy Jeff hauling that 10-pound Bible out of church and then meeting Monica for some cigar tricks.

I do not foget these things.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 05:48 PM (GoIUi)

688
Don't argue with it.

We already have too many comments in this damn thread as it is.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:48 PM (Ba6aP)

689

"Rarely does anyone actually get court martialed for infidelity these days."

 

Unless it's a "pay for play" type situation... 

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 05:48 PM (ZM9OS)

690 Rarely does anyone actually get court martialed for infidelity these days.

Posted by: Manolo


You do realize you are attempting to reason with a barely-sentient form of fungus growing on a pile of rotting bologna, don't you?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 07, 2013 05:49 PM (Yr6sH)

691 e. Maximum punishment. Dishonorable discharge, forfeiture of all pay and allowances, and confinement for 1 year.

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:49 PM (bT8Hr)

692 Who is this night walk fuck ? Phony sanctimonious asshole . Not a real sanctimonious asshole , a phony one . His moral posturing is as convincing as a nambla lobbyest .

Posted by: awkward davies at May 07, 2013 05:49 PM (USjX1)

693 686 Sean Bannion,

do recall there skipper a *lot* of us on the right were pretty sure he was speaking of Hillary!


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:49 PM (LRFds)

694 Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 09:40 PM (bT8Hr) Look at the troll standing up for child molesters. Very nice, troll.

Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at May 07, 2013 05:49 PM (ASx5D)

695 673 Sean, hypocrisy is the only sin. Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 07, 2013 09:43 PM (qPCAa) Unless a liberal is a hypocrite, which is about every five seconds, in which case IT NEVER HAPPENED!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 07, 2013 05:49 PM (qyfb5)

696 Night Walk is, apparently, concerned.

Posted by: zsasz at May 07, 2013 05:50 PM (MMC8r)

697 692 Night Chalk,

Try try try again tiger....

hell most adultery has gotten a wink for at LEAST the last 12 years and more like 16...


that "military" you're looking for got lost in the 80s

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:50 PM (LRFds)

698 Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 09:49 PM (bT8Hr)

This hash concerns me.

B. TATER??

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 07, 2013 05:51 PM (4Mv1T)

699 697: I thought I was concerned once. Turns out it was the burrito.

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 05:51 PM (PttbO)

700 692 e. Maximum punishment. Dishonorable discharge, forfeiture of all pay and allowances, and confinement for 1 year. This from the guy who can use Google but has never served a day in uniform. So listen to him, 'cause he's gonna put you some knowledge about the military.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 05:51 PM (MkY3x)

701 682 you're ignorant about the military bro.

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 07, 2013 05:51 PM (Tz35j)

702 e. Maximum punishment. Dishonorable discharge, forfeiture of all pay and allowances, and confinement for 1 year.

In a fascist conservative preferred state of being, all their leaders would be in jail.

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:52 PM (bT8Hr)

703 644 http://youtu.be/yJwIAlx5R0s Princess Thistle Pettersen all the MOONBAT you can handle baby Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 09:34 PM (LRFds) Thank you. I am going to bookmark this. "It is hell to be an anarchist in American these days" was poetic, as she wants. My initial observations of Princess Thistle are this: 1) Her pigtails are crooked and it bugs me 2) I think her earrings are of Tinkerbell 3) Her shirt appears to be made of either boxer shorts or a feed sack, and 4) I would bet all I have that she is not wearing Secret and her pits are not shaved. I am not sure what she said, as my attention span for anarchists is very limited. I am going to email this to others who will find it entertaining. We have to cling to the fact that they think CNN is too conservative. If my niece's anarchist boyfriend even starts his bs this summer...I am itching for a battle.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Sarcastic and Radicalized Redneck Queen at May 07, 2013 05:52 PM (baL2B)

704 Can someone  in the media  please ask Bubba Clinton  his thoughts on Sanford winning?  Please!   ...the response would be headline worthy regardless of what he says.

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 05:52 PM (ZM9OS)

705 for each exhale floating across state line, your ass is mine

Posted by: can do spirit at May 07, 2013 05:52 PM (I88Jc)

706 I can't believe Cankles McBaggyface is thinking of a run.

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 07, 2013 05:52 PM (5wHPS)

707 Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 09:46 PM (bT8Hr)


You ever fuck around on your wife, or will your mother let you have one? This is 20fucking13 asshole. There are a lot more worse things I could imagine fucking around on my wife in this life to worry about the next. Go back to your fucking cheetos and internet pron in your mommas basement, that shit is old.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 05:52 PM (iqhbL)

708 Tobacco , no way that's Ron Tater' Salad White . No fuckin' way .

Posted by: awkward davies at May 07, 2013 05:52 PM (USjX1)

709 You know you're losing the argument when your defense amounts to, "It's OK when my guy does it because everyone expects us to be scumbags." Or is just sliming the person's credibility. Remember when someone was just a troubled young woman before the dress appeared? And oddly how all the feminists were OK with that bit of slander.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at May 07, 2013 05:52 PM (Lqb+9)

710
do some of  you suffer from Alzheimer's?

it's the same troll who's here almost every night with a different name

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:52 PM (Fely/)

711 Sanford is not a democrat. And I doubt he has become a rino. Good job, SC-1. Now, git yoselfs to Folly Beach and drink a few beers.

Posted by: EROWMER at May 07, 2013 05:53 PM (kxlCQ)

712

Military Adultery

(Manual for Courts Martial Definition)

Section IV.

Paragraph 62. Article 134 (Adultery)

a. Text See paragraph 60.

b. Elements.

(1) That the accused wrongfully had sexual intercourse with a certain person;

(2) That, at the time, the accused or the other person was married to someone else; and

(3) That, under the circumstances, the conduct of the accused was to the prejudice of good order and discipline in the armed forces or was of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed forces.

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 05:53 PM (bT8Hr)

713 Media Matters has sent their weakest trolls. 

Trolls:  You guys can leave now.  You've expressed your "concern" and it's duly noted.

Your basements await you. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:53 PM (lVPtV)

714 703 Night Chalk,

You butthurt bra?

Look there's the UCMJ and there's "standards and practices" by various commands....

DADT never existed much unless the accused was a shitbiord in Med branch well "ever".....

but do go on.

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:53 PM (LRFds)

715 682 The beloved military still jails adulterers.

So in the world of Sarah and Norris, fascist world it is, Sanford should be in jail.

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 09:46 PM (bT8Hr)


_______


And BJ Clinton, and ever Kennedy to ever walk the earth, and Weiner and.....

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 05:54 PM (HDgX3)

716 I think we just found that missing Songun blogger - now working for Axelrod?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 07, 2013 05:55 PM (qyfb5)

717 I never knew the definition of adultery until tonight. The things I learn...

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am, yeah, I know I'm feeding the troll at May 07, 2013 05:55 PM (fggky)

718 702 682 you're ignorant about the military bro.

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 07, 2013 09:51 PM (Tz35j)


Something tells me that's not all he's ignorant about.

Posted by: Tami [/i] at May 07, 2013 05:55 PM (X6akg)

719 Well,  I am heading to bed while I am still in a good mood.

Good night,  all!

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 05:55 PM (GoIUi)

720 704 Christy Blinky,

we're all in this together

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:55 PM (LRFds)

721 I guess the troll, complaining about hypocrisy, forgot about Billy Jeff hauling that 10-pound Bible out of church and then meeting Monica for some cigar tricks.

I do not foget these things.

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 09:48 PM (GoIUi)



The greatest amount of shame that the son of the town whore from Hope Arkansas brought to the nation in his Monica antics was when he scheduled some "counseling sessions" with Shakedown Jackson, which was degrading enough; but then they were cancelled when the Revvrunn was revealed to have knocked up his secretary (for which he agreed to remove himself from the public eye for all of one day).  I was convinced the entire country was going to Hell at that point.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 05:55 PM (7J47y)

722 do some of you suffer from Alzheimer's? Yes. No. I forget. PIE!

Posted by: zsasz at May 07, 2013 05:55 PM (MMC8r)

723 692: If you're citing the Uniform Code of Military Justice, you need to cite the entire charge.

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 05:55 PM (PttbO)

724 I believe concern trolls are concerned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:55 PM (lVPtV)

725 Didn't Dems sometime around 1998/1999 tell us repeatedly that sex between a politician and his mistress is nobody's business?

Is that no longer the case?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at May 07, 2013 05:56 PM (HDgX3)

726 it's the same troll who's here almost every night with a different name You mean it's the boy that Garry Studds raped and was proud to do so?

Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at May 07, 2013 05:56 PM (ASx5D)

727 Good night, Miss Marple!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 05:56 PM (fggky)

728 723 Zsasz,

the nice thing about my Alzheimers is I meet new people every day

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 05:56 PM (LRFds)

729 Didn't the Sanford dude already give every indication he is not exactly a very honest fellow? Wait! Elective office. Haha, my bad.

Posted by: Madtom at May 07, 2013 05:57 PM (IyxzF)

730 720 Well, I am heading to bed while I am still in a good mood.

Good night, all!

Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 09:55 PM (GoIUi




Following you shortly.




And in other news, my husband dropped a tree on the side of our house Sunday.  I'll give specifics at a later time/date.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:57 PM (lVPtV)

731

"And BJ Clinton, and ever Kennedy to ever walk the earth, and Weiner and....."

 

Just leave my man out of it!

Posted by: Reggie Love at May 07, 2013 05:57 PM (ZolUS)

732 I am starting to think that the proggies really were expecting to win this one. Funny thing, they don't seem to act as if they are in the middle of a winning streak, do they? Otherwise they wouldn't care so much about a small special election. Makes you wonder if they are finding Barky's second term a disappointment, hey?

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 07, 2013 05:58 PM (3/yI6)

733
PIE!

Who are you, again?

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:58 PM (Fely/)

734 What a game!

How is Sanford doing, haven't read the thread.

Posted by: Caustic at May 07, 2013 05:58 PM (/b8+5)

735 Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 09:53 PM (bT8Hr) Ever been an Article 32 Investigating Officer? No? I have. Five times. Don't even pretend to tell me you know how the UCMJ system works because you can cut and paste from eHow. The military ONLY prosecutes such cases when there is a laundry list of other charges (usually fraud) also in play. Otherwise, you just get shitcanned without pay or pension.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 05:58 PM (MkY3x)

736 584Colbert is a lot like that fat unfunny tub of shit Chris Farley; the only time he ever made me laugh was when I heard he was dead.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 07, 2013 09:17 PM (7J47y)

 

I thought Chris Farley was hilarious.  He didn't do snarky, hipper than thou schtick.  He did comedy in the slap-stick genre and did it brilliantly.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 07, 2013 05:58 PM (8cOY0)

737 Your mom's basements await you. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 09:53 PM (lVPtV) Little tweak for accuracy.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at May 07, 2013 05:58 PM (Lqb+9)

738 Woooo Hooo two wins tonight!!!!

Posted by: Caustic at May 07, 2013 05:58 PM (/b8+5)

739 so, wait, trying to catch up here.  are we happy that the R won or are we dismayed that he's such a sleaze-weasel? 

Posted by: Peaches at May 07, 2013 05:59 PM (8lmkt)

740 Ihavenoideawhythathappens.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at May 07, 2013 05:59 PM (8cOY0)

741 735 What a game!

How is Sanford doing, haven't read the thread.

Posted by: Caustic at May 07, 2013 09:58 PM (/b8+5




Ask your imaginary NYC friends and your cats, curious/caustic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 05:59 PM (lVPtV)

742
Well, I am heading to bed while I am still in a good mood.

Good night, all!


Posted by: Miss Marple at May 07, 2013 09:55 PM (GoIUi


Following you shortly.


Posted by: Jane D'oh


I hope it's king size, 'cuz I'm on my way too.

Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 05:59 PM (FC8Yl)

743 >>>No fuckin' way . Posted by: awkward davies

Wouldn't it be awesome if Ron White was a Moron? Imagine the comments on the ONT when he got good and sauced.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 07, 2013 05:59 PM (4Mv1T)

744 so, wait, trying to catch up here. are we happy that the R won or are we dismayed that he's such a sleaze-weasel? Posted by: Peaches at May 07, 2013 09:59 PM (8lmkt) Our sleaze-weasel beat their sleaze-weasel. Yay! Bacon?

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 06:00 PM (fggky)

745 721 704 Christy Blinky,

we're all in this together

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 09:55 PM (LRFds)


That is poetic, Sven. She cracked me up as I am evil and part of the Media Military something or other bad thing I cannot remember as I have Alzheimers as well as apparent ADAS (attention-deficit-anarchy-syndrome).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky is thankfully not the Duchess of Alba at May 07, 2013 06:00 PM (baL2B)

746

Didn't Dems sometime around 1998/1999 tell us repeatedly that sex between a politician and his mistress is nobody's business?

Is that no longer the case?

 

 

Why yes!  And those same Dems who told us that "Dissent is patriotic" from 2000-2008 now say that it's racism.  I cannot believe Mr. Moo Moo and I actually agree on something for once!

Posted by: runningrn at May 07, 2013 06:00 PM (MZrpY)

747 >>>are we happy that the R won or are we dismayed that he's such a sleaze-weasel?

Yes we are.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 07, 2013 06:00 PM (4Mv1T)

748

so, wait, trying to catch up here. are we happy that the R won or are we dismayed that he's such a sleaze-weasel?

 

Both. He is a sleaze-weasel, but at least he is not a Dem sleaze-weasel.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 07, 2013 06:00 PM (3/yI6)

749 Night walk, go back to the valley man. You're sauce is weaker than the weakest of barracks latrine lawyers i've seen over the years

Posted by: fastfreefall at May 07, 2013 06:00 PM (Tz35j)

750 Peaches: Sleaze weasel, yes. Dismayed, apparently not. See above.

Posted by: Madtom at May 07, 2013 06:00 PM (IyxzF)

751 Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 09:58 PM (MkY3x)


Yep, even in the 80's a friend of mine only received an Article 15 when his wife caught him doing the dirty with a WAF, and she raised a hell of a stink. Granted, they were both enlisted, but still.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 06:01 PM (iqhbL)

752 736 Sean bannion,

and it is my experience as a slightly hopefully disinterested observer that UNTIL there are *other* reasons command DESPERATELY tries to look the other way.....

DESPERATELY LOOK THE OTHER WAY

as in NO I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THE BN CSM Briefing "landing gear up weddings bands off team!"

not that I'm bitter....

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 06:01 PM (LRFds)

753 Bacon? Bacon and Caramel Nanaimo Bars. Mmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Channeling Homer Simpson at May 07, 2013 06:01 PM (MkY3x)

754 What time is the smug passive aggressive douche on? 1030?

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2013 06:01 PM (Wl/Ht)

755 Little skeered ladies, time to learn to defend your own selves as the second amendment intended, and not depend on big brother as they cost far more than we can afford.

Buck up for Christs sake

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 06:01 PM (bT8Hr)

756 And in other news, my husband dropped a tree on the side of our house Sunday. I'll give specifics at a later time/date. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 09:57 PM (lVPtV) Hopefully not too badly. YouTube is full of videos of that. Which I can't quite figure out, I learned how to fell a tree when I was about 9 or 10. Maybe 11. Somewhere in there. Tether, trim, cut. I mean, it can still go wrong, but looking at some examples people didn't even make an effort to do it right.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 07, 2013 06:01 PM (qyfb5)

757 Okay, asked and answered and thanks for puttin' me some knowledge, TR and GF.  Hard for me to believe that the fine state of South Ca'lina could not find anyone else to do this, but I guess it's a numbers game at this point, eh?

Posted by: Peaches at May 07, 2013 06:02 PM (8lmkt)

758 700+ comments?

I want my, I want my, ONT...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 07, 2013 06:03 PM (vk/Xp)

759 I just want to say, it's taking me a lot longer to drink myself to death than I ever thought it would.  Very weird. 

Posted by: Peaches at May 07, 2013 06:03 PM (8lmkt)

760 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2013 10:01 PM (qyfb5)



He wasn't even cutting the tree.  He was pulling vines off of it.  It split in two down the trunk.


He's lucky he wasn't hit.


Still reeling from the shock.  Luckily, no major damage to the house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 06:03 PM (lVPtV)

761 746 Christy Blnky,

were Ms Puma handy she;d start in on her and my Brazil bit...

http://youtu.be/teufz17PqoY

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 06:03 PM (LRFds)

762 I hope Eric Holder chokes on the results

Posted by: Jared Loughner at May 07, 2013 06:03 PM (e8kgV)

763 Our troll is now entered the "stoned" stage of the night.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 07, 2013 06:03 PM (3/yI6)

764 Bacon and Caramel Nanaimo Bars. Mmmmmmmmm Posted by: Sean Bannion, Channeling Homer Simpson at May 07, 2013 10:01 PM (MkY3x) I thought it was peanut butter and Bailey's Nanaimo Bars. Make up your mind, man!

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 06:03 PM (fggky)

765

FYSA - for the audience, not the troll -  the large majority of adultery-related  Art 15's and dismissals  take place after an ignored   'cease and desist'  shot-across-the-bow.  

 

I always have to see  pics of the woman that would  cause a man to gamble a 20 or 30 year career...  

Posted by: Icedog at May 07, 2013 06:04 PM (3qKP/)

766 740 so, wait, trying to catch up here. are we happy that the R won or are we dismayed that he's such a sleaze-weasel?

Posted by: Peaches at May 07, 2013 09:59 PM (8lmkt)


We are pissed it's another 2 faced lying conservative that won.

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 06:04 PM (bT8Hr)

767 not that I'm bitter.... I had a couple of buddies who were prosecutors and one from JAG TDS say the same thing. "Unless there is video, we don't have the time to chase this shit" But listen to the troll because he just graduated from the Internet JAG officer course.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 06:04 PM (MkY3x)

768 Damn, we've got storms breaking out and it's still over 70 degrees. Thank God global warming has finally hit Kansas.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 06:04 PM (iqhbL)

769 696 673 Sean, hypocrisy is the only sin.

Posted by: Elizabethe on the phone at May 07, 2013 09:43 PM (qPCAa)


Unless a liberal is a hypocrite, which is about every five seconds, in which case IT NEVER HAPPENED!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2013 09:49 PM (qyfb5)



====


Hypocrisy -- failure to meet your own standards.  Biggest crime on the face of the earth.   Triple the crime if you ever actually voiced support for standards out loud.


Solution --  No Fucking Standards !!!!  Yay !! 


That way the only sin is trying not to sin.  Problem solved.

Posted by: jc at May 07, 2013 06:04 PM (PlzOe)

770 Rick Leventhal just said they're investigating the 911 operator that took Amanda Berry's phone call.  I was hoping he was going to say because the operator said 'effin bitch' at the end of the call....but he said because the operator was suppose to keep Amanda on the phone until police arrived.

Posted by: Tami [/i] at May 07, 2013 06:05 PM (X6akg)

771 Peaches, we also have a troll, as you may be able to tell. In other news, water is wet.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 06:05 PM (fggky)

772 Dammit, Jane!!  Glad everyone is okay! 

Posted by: Peaches at May 07, 2013 06:05 PM (8lmkt)

773 I thought it was peanut butter and Bailey's Nanaimo Bars. Make up your mind, man! No. It still is. I was just fantasizing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 06:05 PM (MkY3x)

774 Article 134 is the "catch all" article of the UCMJ. It's used for just about everything that doesn't neatly fit into a category. The key phrasing is "good order and discipline of the Armed Forces." I had the privilege of getting Office Hours (that's Non-Judicial Punishment for you pogues out there) under Article 134 once when I was a PFC: Liberty was so awesome that I was still drunk when I fell out on a run. I never did that again. Fell out, that is... Sure, I ran while drunk many, many times. I just got better at doing it.

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 06:06 PM (PttbO)

775 756 Little skeered ladies, time to learn to defend your own selves as the second amendment intended, and not depend on big brother as they cost far more than we can afford.

Buck up for Christs sake

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 10:01 PM (bT8Hr




Okay, shitbird, I've had enough of you.  Come on down to Savannah, GA and I'll happily beat your prissy, wispy, ass. 



I have a feeling you weigh about 95 lbs. soaking wet (if you ever bathe) and wear the same t-shirt (Che, of course) over and over again.  Your parents can't even stand you anymore, so you're living in the basement of some fuckwit friend. 



I dare you, limp dick.  My 5' 4" self will whip your ass. 

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 06:06 PM (lVPtV)

776 Posted by: Tami at May 07, 2013 10:05 PM (X6akg)


I didn't hear the whole exchange, but I thought her attitude was a little messed up.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 06:06 PM (iqhbL)

777 He wasn't even cutting the tree. He was pulling vines off of it. It split in two down the trunk. Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 07, 2013 10:03 PM (lVPtV) Okay, so, he didn't actually *drop the tree on the house*. It *fell on the house* for the very reason he *wanted* to cut it down. Just being part of the layers and layers of professional fact-checking we have around here.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 07, 2013 06:06 PM (qyfb5)

778 692 e. Maximum punishment. Dishonorable discharge, forfeiture of all pay and allowances, and confinement for 1 year. Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 09:49 PM (bT8Hr) Being gay was a fucking court martial offense last year, and any anal sex actually. Also, see missing movement, and the catch all article 134 for some real fun. "But but but citing UCMj means you wing nuts should listen to me!" No it just highlights how little you know son. Go play in traffic.

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 07, 2013 06:07 PM (QZyCi)

779

@740 so, wait, trying to catch up here. are we happy that the R won or are we dismayed that he's such a sleaze-weasel?

-------------------------------

Both?

 

 

Posted by: junior at May 07, 2013 06:07 PM (DWqDw)

780 We are pissed it's another 2 faced lying conservative that won.

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 10:04 PM (bT8Hr)


That was my initial reaction, but I always like to check with the horde since I am unable to pay attention during the daytime.  Just now catching up on the Cleveland story, mama mia, that's is some story there . . . plus, I do love the rescue man.

Posted by: Peaches at May 07, 2013 06:07 PM (8lmkt)

781 Ms peaches- I have 9 generations of heritage from SC, but I have to remember that Sperm Thurmond was in office a very LONGGGG time, and even he got caught fooling around with the help. It is somewhat of an SC thing, I suppose.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at May 07, 2013 06:07 PM (4Mv1T)

782 740 --- Let's see how he votes in the House. If he's as conservative as he used to be, he's a fine upstanding fellow and his new wife is an Oppressed Latina, triumphing over cruel circumstance. If he goes left, he's a sleaze-weasel and his new wife is a tango-twirling whore. IOW, we're playing this like the Dems for a change. WAR.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 07, 2013 06:07 PM (C8mVl)

783 Night walk .. What's this we shit ? You got a frog in your fuckin' pocket ?

Posted by: awkward davies at May 07, 2013 06:07 PM (USjX1)

784 Jane, I love you. Ottawa wins in overtime. Unlike the last game, as far as I know there were no fights.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I am at May 07, 2013 06:08 PM (fggky)

785

Rick Leventhal just said they're investigating the 911 operator that took Amanda Berry's phone call. I was hoping he was going to say because the operator said 'effin bitch' at the end of the call....but he said because the operator was suppose to keep Amanda on the phone until police arrived.

 

The snippet I heard of that call was unbelievable.  The operator was almost dismissive and rude "You already told me that" when Amanda told her who she was and that she had been kidnapped and on the news for years.  "You can talk to the police when they get there"--several times.  And yes, the operator hung up, and yes, they are suppose to stay on the line.  She also told Amanda "We'll send the next available car" until Amanda made it clear that she needed to send one asap.

Posted by: runningrn at May 07, 2013 06:08 PM (MZrpY)

786 768 Sean bannion,

In the end what I hate about the UCMJ as currently practiced is what Americans are starting to notice about the federal Code...

an AWFUL lot of "fuck you" rules that are unevenly enforced...

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 06:08 PM (LRFds)

787 ah, shit, I denounce myself . . . please don't excommunicate me, kind horde . . . I will do my time in the barrel if you deem it so.

Posted by: Peaches at May 07, 2013 06:09 PM (8lmkt)

788
I didn't hear the whole exchange, but I thought her attitude was a little messed up.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 10:06 PM (iqhbL)


Yeah, sounded annoyed she had to take the call.  Some other poster today pointed out what was said at the end of the call.  Every time I heard it on the news I never heard that so I found a full recording online.....unless you're listening for it you wouldn't hear it, but it sure sounds like 'effin bitch'. 


Listen at the very end of this recording:     http://tinyurl.com/bvzyvdm

Posted by: Tami [/i] at May 07, 2013 06:09 PM (X6akg)

789 Solution -- No Fucking Standards !!!! Yay !! That way the only sin is trying not to sin. Problem solved. Posted by: jc at May 07, 2013 10:04 PM (PlzOe) Liberals have more behavioral standards *for other people* than anyone else. They don't want anything left unregulated, but they will exempt certain people temporarily to get votes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 07, 2013 06:09 PM (qyfb5)

790 Gloat thread up.

Posted by: Grey Fox at May 07, 2013 06:10 PM (3/yI6)

791 an AWFUL lot of "fuck you" rules that are unevenly enforced... Yup. Exactly. But once you're down, OMFG will they pile the charges on. Brigade prosecutors, man, they be ruthless.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 06:10 PM (MkY3x)

792 Remember Rep. John Jenrette (D-S.C.), anyone?

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 06:10 PM (PttbO)

793 Haibane say if you acknowledge your sin, it is no sin. Failure to know you are a sinner is the greatest sin. Hmmmm. Where have I heard that before?

Posted by: Madtom at May 07, 2013 06:10 PM (IyxzF)

794
Don't read that fool's crap.

Today is a great day for liberty.

Defeating the totalitarian is what's important. It doesn't matter who we run to do it, as long as they win.


Posted by: soothsayer at May 07, 2013 06:10 PM (BUcLz)

795 788 ah, shit, I denounce myself . . . please don't excommunicate me, kind horde . . . I will do my time in the barrel if you deem it so. Posted by: Peaches at May 07, 2013 10:09 PM (8lmkt) Everybody responds to the trolls sooner or later - the thing is to not make a habit of it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i][/b][/s][/u] at May 07, 2013 06:11 PM (qyfb5)

796 788 ah, shit, I denounce myself . . . please don't excommunicate me, kind horde . . . I will do my time in the barrel if you deem it so. Posted by: Peaches at May 07, 2013 10:09 PM (8lmkt) I think you have more than earned a pass...though I think there might have been some alcohol left in there earlier so that may sway your decision.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at May 07, 2013 06:11 PM (Lqb+9)

797 Who cares who's fking who.

Only conservatives care, and they want to legislate it.

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 06:12 PM (bT8Hr)

798 Posted by: Tami at May 07, 2013 10:09 PM (X6akg)


Uh-oh. It may not have been fucking bitch, but it did sound like she was bitching to someone else at the 911 command.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 06:14 PM (iqhbL)

799 Gracious, nightwalker, do you think before you type?

Posted by: Madtom at May 07, 2013 06:14 PM (IyxzF)

800 I remember Rita Jenrette . Not a bad rack all things considered .

Posted by: awkward davies at May 07, 2013 06:15 PM (USjX1)

801 Uh-oh. It may not have been fucking bitch, but it did sound like she was bitching to someone else at the 911 command.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at May 07, 2013 10:14 PM (iqhbL)


It was definitely 'bitch'....and there was a word before it.



Posted by: Tami [/i] at May 07, 2013 06:17 PM (X6akg)

802 798: After all these years I can't recall ever seeing that on the party platform or on a legislative agenda. Maybe I was just too focused on that whole lying to Congress thing....

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 06:17 PM (PttbO)

803 792 an AWFUL lot of "fuck you" rules that are unevenly enforced... Yup. Exactly. But once you're down, OMFG will they pile the charges on. Brigade prosecutors, man, they be ruthless. Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 07, 2013 10:10 PM (MkY3x) Not to mention the SGM's that have a standard "Max punishment recommendation" instead of actually looking anything over. Btw 20 bucks says right now douchebag is furiously googling article 32. His JagCnet account must be locked out.

Posted by: Mr Pink at May 07, 2013 06:17 PM (QZyCi)

804 We should be ashamed that a Republican lived down to the bar that Clinton lowered twenty years ago. /lefty

Posted by: zsasz at May 07, 2013 06:19 PM (MMC8r)

805 Liberals have more behavioral standards *for other people* than anyone else. They don't want anything left unregulated, but they will exempt certain people temporarily to get votes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 07, 2013 10:09 PM (qyfb5)



===


excellent reason not to play the game. 


Rule #1 -- fuck the slavery party.


Rule #2 -- see Rule #1.

Posted by: jc at May 07, 2013 06:19 PM (PlzOe)

806 According to conservatives, Gods world will be just, when and only when there is a camera in every bedroom.

Hold on hold on to what you had

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 06:19 PM (bT8Hr)

807 Gracious, nightwalker, do you think before you type?

Posted by: Madtom


Again, that's semi-sentient fungus, not a real person. I wouldn't bother. It's liable just to cough up a cloud of spores than to reply with anything approaching reason.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at May 07, 2013 06:19 PM (Yr6sH)

808 807 Night Chalk,

You really have no idea where you are do you?


Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 06:20 PM (LRFds)

809 Cooooooooonnnnnnnnnsssssssss.....!!!

Posted by: NightRaykon at May 07, 2013 06:22 PM (MMC8r)

810 You really have no idea where you are do you?

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 10:20 PM (LRFds)

Teabaggers united? Palin, Norris, Bachman, etc, etc, etc.


Libertarians can't stand them

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 06:22 PM (bT8Hr)

811 Personally, I welcome my progressive overlords.

I will happily inform on my coworkers, neighbors, friends and acquaintances.

Posted by: Jack at May 07, 2013 07:12 PM (Zv1QB)

 

Then please forget you ever saw me at this forgotten place.

Posted by: The Farmer at May 07, 2013 06:22 PM (eBupg)

812 Night Chalk,

You really have no idea where you are do you?


Yeah I do ass! Jokes on you since I'm downstairs with an orange stained penis. 'Batin's cool dude.

Posted by: Night Caulk at May 07, 2013 06:23 PM (iqhbL)

813 801: I remember she dimed him out on the FBI's Abscam bribe money and seriously screwed over the prosecution by testifying on his behalf. Rumor had it she turned in only half the bribe money.

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 06:24 PM (PttbO)

814 Freeeeeee ddddddd oooooooo mmmmmmmmmm

Brave Heart.

But I like Jews

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 06:24 PM (bT8Hr)

815 50 Wasn't Fred Sanford's dear departed wife on "Sanford & Son" also named Elizabeth?

Coincidence or something more sinister? I'll let you decide.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at May 07, 2013 07:15 PM (PNW8K)


I wonder if Mark Sanford has a butt-ugly sister-in-law named Esther, too.

Posted by: Slappy at May 07, 2013 06:27 PM (LTbLf)

816 PPP will need to adjust their models now that photo ID is required to vote in SC.

Posted by: Nancy at May 07, 2013 06:27 PM (CH3mr)

817 Understood, Weft. See above. 'Hold on...'

Posted by: Madtom at May 07, 2013 06:28 PM (IyxzF)

818 811 Night Chalk,

Uh "yeah"....

*whatever*

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at May 07, 2013 06:28 PM (LRFds)

819 807: Don't recall seeing anything about cameras and bedrooms in the Bible. Maybe I was too focused on Deuteronomy 4:1-2.

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 06:30 PM (PttbO)

820 816: I wonder if Sanford calls his son "Big Dummy?"

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 06:31 PM (PttbO)

821 Had to look that one up, Manolo. I heard the voice, but not the words, neh?

Posted by: Madtom at May 07, 2013 06:34 PM (IyxzF)

822 820 807: Don't recall seeing anything about cameras and bedrooms in the Bible. Maybe I was too focused on Deuteronomy 4:1-2.

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 10:30 PM (PttbO)


God didn't know about cameras back when. Conservatives and other religious folk are educatin Him.

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 06:34 PM (bT8Hr)

823 Gotta go. Thanks for letting me stop by everyone.

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 06:35 PM (PttbO)

824 Every body wants to love
Everyone wants to be loved
Even God

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 06:36 PM (bT8Hr)

825 798 Who cares who's fking who. Only conservatives care, and they want to legislate it. Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 10:12 PM (bT8Hr) Did you hear the super duper headline news!!! JASON COLLINS LIKES BANGING DUDES!!!! WOO HOO!!!

Posted by: RWC at May 07, 2013 06:36 PM (Wl/Ht)

826 She makes me feel good

Posted by: Night Walk at May 07, 2013 06:39 PM (bT8Hr)

827 821 816: I wonder if Sanford calls his son "Big Dummy?"

Posted by: Manolo at May 07, 2013 10:31 PM (PttbO)


Or if his son hangs around with a guy named Rollo who looks like a pimp.

Posted by: Slappy at May 07, 2013 06:39 PM (LTbLf)

828 Nightwalker @10:36. Are you sure about your first premise? That was inductive logic, right?

Posted by: Madtom at May 07, 2013 06:40 PM (IyxzF)

829 Or was it deductive? I get so confused about liberal logic these days.

Posted by: Madtom at May 07, 2013 06:42 PM (IyxzF)

830

"Posted by: Ktgreat at May 07, 2013 08:39 PM (nZPu1)


Our jackass beat their jackass."


LOL! Thank you.

Posted by: PJ at May 07, 2013 06:46 PM (ZWaLo)

831 Fk u night walk, go fk yourself in the night

Posted by: howlong at May 07, 2013 07:36 PM (oAjmm)

832 Homos suck.

Posted by: David Stein at May 07, 2013 07:46 PM (cs5Yw)

833

757 I just want to say, it's taking me a lot longer to drink myself to death than I ever thought it would. Very weird.

 

I'm feeling same effects, I think it's Obamacare.  Maybe Nancy can splain when she gets dun redding it!

Posted by: The Farmer at May 07, 2013 10:28 PM (eBupg)

834 26 Why the hell is Sanford running again?

How can I be a conservative and vote for him?

Posted by: Jack at May 07, 2013 07:10 PM (Zv1QB)

 

Unless you are in SC-1, you don't have him as your representative.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pirate Scum of Umbar at May 08, 2013 07:16 AM (hLRSq)

835 Working Families Party is ACORN's "political front".

Posted by: richard mcenroe at May 08, 2013 07:59 AM (qvify)

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